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Are you sure you're ready?
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Just stop trying to freak
me out. It might work.
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I'm just saying this
is very important.
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I'm ready.
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These are my friend friends. The
only chat I have pinned on my phone.
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I aspire to be pinned.
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- Baby, I'll pin you anytime.
- I know you will.
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- Hello, sluts.
- Hi.
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- This is Noah.
- Hi.
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- Hey.
- Aw. You're gonna do great.
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- Hi. I'm Ryann.
- Nice to meet you.
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- Have a phone charger I could borrow?
- Uh, I don't, but give me it.
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- Noah. Nice to meet you.
- Charles.
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- One second.
- What are you...
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Okay, he's hot.
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- Absolutely.
- Ten out of ten.
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- Ten out of ten.
- Okay.
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They're charging it at the bar.
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Did you just... ask
someone for something
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that you want, and
they gave it to you?
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Just one, two, three, yeah.
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I have one of those resting faces
where people don't like to help me.
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That's not true. You
got me to help you.
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Noah, can you stop
being so damn smooth?
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Uh, so catch us up.
What are we talking about?
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- Uh...
- Uh...
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- Uh, it's fine.
- Yeah.
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We don't like talking
shit in front of strangers.
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A wise woman once told me, "Whoever you
hate, I hate." So tell me who to hate.
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- It's Amanda.
- We hate her.
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I don't like her already.
What's her deal? Narcissist?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Too clingy?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Won't shut up about
the microbiome?
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- Yes!
- Oh my God.
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- All of the above.
- Oh my God!
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Unfathomable.
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- You're good.
- Well, dish.
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- After some mimosas.
- What did she...
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Oh yeah.
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Have a sip of mine. Have a sip
of mine. I don't believe in germs.
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So how did I do?
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Don't look.
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I think they like you
more than they like me.
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Yes!
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I know I played it very cool,
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but deep down, I, in fact,
was a little bit nervous.
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My friends are gonna feel the same
about you when you meet 'em on Saturday.
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Whoa, whoa! I'm meeting
them this Saturday?
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Yeah, at my basketball game.
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I thought that was just a
pick-up game with randos.
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What? No, no, no.
I'm in an actual league.
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It's very legit.
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Joanne, we pay for a ref who's
called multiple D2 college games.
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- Oh wow!
- Yeah.
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- Uh, D2?
- Yep.
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I didn't... No, sorry. I can't pretend
to know what you're talking about.
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I tried. It felt false.
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Okay. All you really need to know is
that my team is the Matzah Ballers.
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- Theirs are the Huskies.
- Sorry, your name is what?
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You heard me. I came
up with it. So good, right?
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And while it's just a
regular season game,
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it does have huge
playoff implications.
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Right. Yes! This is
huge, and I'm excited.
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Less so about the basketball,
more so about meeting your friends.
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Uh, two questions.
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Will anyone there
immediately hate me?
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Just because you did have someone
else cheering for you fairly recently.
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It's just the guys.
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Wives and family don't
show up until the playoffs.
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Okay, great.
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Second question. Do you have
jerseys that say "Matzah Ballers" on it?
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Yes, I do.
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- That is very dorky.
- It's so cool. Yes.
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Better than a pro
basketball game.
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ Some crazy-ass kids
Gonna knock up on your door ♪
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♪ So let 'em in, let
'em in, let 'em in ♪
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ Some crazy-ass kids
Gonna knock up on your door ♪
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♪ So let 'em in, let
'em in, let 'em in ♪
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♪ I feel like a million bucks ♪
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♪ But my money Don't
really feel like I do ♪
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♪ And from the
ground I build... ♪
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♪ Sailing... ♪
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Would the owner of the gray
Toyota Camry please move your car?
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You are blocking
the school buses.
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♪ Just a dream and
the wind to carry me ♪
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♪ And soon I will be free... ♪
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- Hey!
- Hi!
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Isn't this great?
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Yeah! Wow!
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Oh good. Hey. Hey,
guys. This is Joanne.
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Joanne, the guys.
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Hi. What's up, Sasha?
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- Hey, you ready to be impressed?
- I think I am.
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Feel like this is one of the only
areas where my height is an advantage.
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Huh.
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Tall people die earlier
than everybody else,
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so enjoy me while I last.
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I will. I guess that means
I'm gonna live forever.
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Hey, Noah, game
time. Let's go. Let's go.
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Okay.
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- Watch me.
- All right, guys, let's go.
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ What's up, baby? ♪
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Noah!
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I'm open!
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- ♪ Stepping out, purple Mercedes... ♪
- Ow!
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♪ Fall in love, why
don't you make me? ♪
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Oh! Goal!
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Defense! Defense!
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Come on. Defense! Defense!
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You suck, Huskies! Sorry.
Don't be negative, you know?
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Right! Right!
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What? You swallow
that whistle, ref?
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Are you kidding me?
That wasn't a foul. Where...
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Whoo! All right!
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Gotta lock that
woman down, dude.
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♪ ...without taking
pictures, come on... ♪
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Take it.
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♪ Stepping out,
purple Mercedes ♪
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♪ Fall in love, why
don't you make me? ♪
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♪ You want a picture,
just say please ♪
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Whoo! All right, Noah!
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That was good.
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Oh my God, that was exhausting.
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- Wow.
- I know, right?
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Wow. I didn't expect that to
be nearly as thrilling as it was.
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That is hurtful, but I get it.
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Mm, and you know what?
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I am shocked at how
sexy this jersey is.
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If I can avert my eyes from
the words "Matzah Ballers,"
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it can actually
really turn me on.
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- I want you to look at the balls.
- No.
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Hey, great game, gentlemen!
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We are going to the playoffs.
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- Yeah, we are!
- Ow-oo!
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We're going for victory
drinks. Wanna go?
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Oh, yeah. I'm in.
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Whiskey's on me.
Invite everyone.
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Nice.
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Sorry that took me a minute.
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The bartender kept asking if
you guys played for the Lakers.
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Thank you.
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- Hope my guys are thirsty. No?
- No, I'm good.
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- You want one?
- Thanks. Listen.
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When you said
to invite everyone,
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uh, Max took it literally, and
then they showed up, so...
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Oh.
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Not quite as friendly territory.
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That's okay. That's okay.
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'Cause I crushed it at
the game. Guys love me.
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- They do.
- And the WAGs are gonna love me too.
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The WAGs?
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Noah, wives and girlfriends of
athletes, like Victoria Beckham.
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- Oh!
- And...
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I guess that's the only one I
know. But I was born to be a WAG.
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- I can handle this.
- Yeah, you can.
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Let me, uh,
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work my magic.
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Hello, my fellow WAGs. Are
we proud of our boys, or what?
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Sorry, what are you saying?
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You're Esther, right?
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Um, our paths crossed briefly. You
referred to me as "Whore Number One."
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Oh, okay. Um, right. Was
it Joanne, I wanna say?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, right, right.
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You're the one Noah
brought around way too early.
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Yep. Well, I just stopped by to say hi
and see if anyone... Want a whiskey?
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We're good. We know
where the bar is. We're good.
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- I'm good.
- Yeah, good.
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- I'd take one.
- I think we're good.
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Except I don't want one. So, no.
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- Okay.
- We're good.
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Do you come here a lot...
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I just remembered I
have to be somewhere.
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Sasha, let's go!
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Wait for us.
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Oh, yeah. Okay. I wasn't
having a good time anyway.
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- No.
- Let's go.
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- Now.
- You guys as well?
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Yep.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Pick it up. Get your stuff.
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But I wasn't...
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- Yeah, don't give me attitude.
- Okay, sure.
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They all Rebecca's friends?
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Yeah.
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And now, they are absolutely
texting each other about me,
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probably about my thin eyebrows,
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but maybe they found
my other weaknesses too.
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I have something insane to tell
you. But also, what did you expect?
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These women are
friends with his ex.
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Yes, I'm aware. Perfect Rebecca.
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Did you know she got more perfect?
Because she got a promotion at work.
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What?
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I've been keeping up with her LinkedIn.
I had to create a profile first.
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But it says my job is CEO
of Fatigue Sisters Media.
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Since you and I are always
tired. That's cute, right?
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Adorable. Okay, look.
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Am I sold on you
ending up with a rabbi?
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Absolutely not, okay? But I don't
want you to embarrass yourself.
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Morgan, that's really sweet.
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Okay, because I am
eternally connected to you.
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Right? So you need to,
like, have a talk with Noah
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and just come up with a plan
to rectify this situation, okay?
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You're right. You're right.
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Look at you using the
word "rectify." Good on you.
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Are you ready to hear the
insane thing I have to tell you?
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Oh, yes.
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Okay, so
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this is very weird and,
um, kind of confusing, but
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I had a sex dream
about the brother.
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You had a sex dream about Sasha?
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Yes! Yes, yes.
It's gross, right?
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I don't get it. I'm not
even attracted to him.
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You know, I'm just gonna hang
up because I regret telling you that.
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So, um, bye!
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Bye.
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We should talk about
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how Esther and her
friends blew me off tonight.
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I know shouldn't care
what people think,
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at least that's what my
therapist on TikTok tells me,
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but some people think
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you shouldn't believe
everything you see on TikTok.
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Noah!
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Hey!
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Sorry. I was just
listening to my hype mix.
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Visualizing my corner
threes for the playoffs.
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Okay, um...
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Are the WAGs gonna
be at the playoffs?
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Yeah, the playoffs are huge.
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Yes, huge. We've
established that. Um...
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I don't think I should go.
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- Joanne.
- Noah.
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I know the women gave you a hard
time, but my guy friends loved you.
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You know how if I hate someone,
you have to hate them too?
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You hate them?
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No. Not yet.
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But if the wives hate
me, the husbands ha...
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Have to hate you too.
Yeah, that's some tight logic.
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If your friends hate me... then
your family's gonna hate me.
244
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And, eventually,
everyone's gonna hate me.
245
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:23,498
But you know what? As a
person who is universally liked,
246
00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:25,959
I am not comfortable
in this scenario one bit.
247
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,086
Really worried about this?
248
00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:31,214
It's the absolute largest
problem I've ever had in my life.
249
00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:33,299
How are you not
worried about it?
250
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,885
I mean, I like you a lot.
251
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:38,471
And I figure, eventually,
they'll all like you too.
252
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,014
They have to get to know you.
253
00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:43,142
Mm-hmm. See, that's a solution
for someone who's patient.
254
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,394
I'm not a patient person.
255
00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:47,522
I need to figure out how to
get them to like me by tomorrow.
256
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,275
I mean, it would be
great if Esther liked you.
257
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,028
- Yeah.
- Uh...
258
00:10:54,405 --> 00:10:56,073
Okay. I have an idea.
259
00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,742
You do research for
your podcast, right?
260
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,285
Yeah. A lot.
261
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:04,163
Well, Ashley does a lot, and
then I listen to the highlights.
262
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,290
Okay. Here are the highlights.
263
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,517
Okay. Talia loves
to talk about herself.
264
00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,794
How original.
265
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:13,089
She's getting married soon and
only wants to talk about her wedding.
266
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:16,927
It is so hot in here. But not
like a good hot, like Aruba.
267
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,805
It is so weird that you said
that. I'm getting married in Aruba.
268
00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:21,889
- No, you're not.
- I am.
269
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,182
- You're kidding.
- No.
270
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,185
That is the dream. Would
you show me your dress?
271
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,354
Oh, yeah. Oh my
God. It's striped.
272
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:32,358
Rachel. She recently started an
inspirational line of, um, the, uh...
273
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,986
What do you call necklaces
that are really tight on your neck?
274
00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:36,904
Chokers? Oh God.
275
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,907
I'm so sorry. Is that a
Rachel Weinstein choker?
276
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,201
Oh my God. Y-Yeah, yes!
277
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,786
Uh, I... I'm Rachel Weinstein.
278
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,121
- No.
- Yes!
279
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:48,124
Leah is still breastfeeding
and feels really judged about it,
280
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,876
so just be supportive.
281
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,170
Gosh, pumping is so hard, right?
282
00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:53,254
Yeah.
283
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,423
How old's your baby?
284
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,926
He's five. But he loves it so
much, and it comforts him...
285
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,052
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
286
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,513
Yeah, this is the best
thing in the world for him.
287
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:05,726
You're obviously
a very good mom.
288
00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:10,813
And finally, Rebecca's
best friend, Esther.
289
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,858
The way to her
heart is by talking shit
290
00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:16,277
about people,
places, her husband.
291
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,529
Esther knows no bounds.
292
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,697
Hello, Esther.
293
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,533
- Nice to see you again.
- Hi.
294
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:27,580
God. I have seen sixth grade
teams that could beat these guys.
295
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,750
Sasha's the tallest one on the
court and still can't make a shot.
296
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,003
That's the father of my
child you're talking about.
297
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:42,053
Don't tell her or anyone, but I
think this choker is giving me hives.
298
00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:44,107
Like, I don't know
what kind of synthetic
299
00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:45,765
material it's
made out of, but...
300
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,810
I'm an investor in that company.
301
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:51,021
- Oh, that's cool.
- Yeah.
302
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,105
Yeah, I really believe in it.
303
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,149
That's cool.
304
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:59,613
You ever noticed that,
305
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,616
like, people...
306
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:08,038
uh, and their... with
their things, they, like...
307
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,338
Excuse me.
308
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,633
- I need to get some water real quick.
- Sure.
309
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,846
People with their things, huh?
310
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:38,818
Hey, uh, this chick Esther has
ice in her veins, and I need help.
311
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,444
Um, I'm gonna drop a pin.
312
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,864
Uh, can you come?
313
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,449
Also, you are not allowed
to make fun of their jerseys
314
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,869
or how bad they are at
basketball. I'm serious.
315
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:53,375
Yup, yup, yup!
316
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:56,961
Shot!
317
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,969
Oh. Hi, boys.
318
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:07,514
Nice costumes. Hmm.
319
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:12,351
Oh, as if one of
them wasn't enough.
320
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,352
Oh.
321
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,981
- What's up?
- Oh, hi.
322
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,799
I didn't know you
were a basketball fan.
323
00:14:18,802 --> 00:14:20,276
I'm not. And this isn't helping.
324
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,612
- Why are you standing so close to me?
- I'm not.
325
00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:23,905
- Yes, you are.
- Sasha!
326
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,031
Y-Yes, honey!
327
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,241
- Get your head out of your ass!
- Sorry, hon.
328
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,286
- Hi.
- Thank you, thank you.
329
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,287
Of course.
330
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,123
Did you sneak in
multiple bottles of alcohol?
331
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,752
Uh, yeah. What will help me
make friends with an angry woman
332
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,921
who hasn't had any
fun in over a decade?
333
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,256
And the answer is booze, Joanne.
334
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,967
I get that. Did it occur to
you it might make her angrier?
335
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,385
I'm willing to take that risk
336
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,597
'cause I can just leave and
never see her again. So, yeah.
337
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,974
Okay. Wait, wait.
Maybe we should just go.
338
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,392
What? No. No, no, no, no.
339
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,604
We are not gonna let some mean,
random popular girls win, okay?
340
00:14:56,605 --> 00:15:00,359
We are the mean, popular
girls. We win. Hmm?
341
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,735
- God, I love you.
- Yeah, I love you too. Come on.
342
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:03,736
Okay.
343
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,030
Ah.
344
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,323
What? Oh.
345
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:09,075
This is my sister,
Morgan, you guys.
346
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,077
Hi.
347
00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:14,080
So should we play
a drinking game?
348
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,540
- Yes please. Basketball is so boring.
- No, I don't think so.
349
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,876
Yep. Okay, me first.
350
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,507
Ooh, mama! That brings
me back to high school.
351
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:27,176
Look at that. Your sister
almost makes you seem normal.
352
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:30,471
Careful. That could be considered
a compliment coming from you.
353
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,366
Well, tell anyone I
said it, and I write
354
00:15:32,369 --> 00:15:34,266
another nasty review
about your podcast.
355
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,812
Mm, every review is an
engagement, so thank you.
356
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,529
Oh, fuck it. Fill me up,
"Whore Number Two."
357
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,114
Oh. Yes.
358
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:51,659
Okay, so should we take a shot
every time they make a basket?
359
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:55,871
Uh, I need to get drunk, so what if
we took a shot every time they miss?
360
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,331
That is a better idea.
361
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,500
I love you.
362
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,003
♪ When we're winning... ♪
363
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,462
Let's go, Noah!
364
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,464
Come on!
365
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,424
Right off the bat.
366
00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:07,967
♪ Never gonna keep me down... ♪
367
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,011
Kobe!
368
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,431
♪ Never gonna keep
me down I get... ♪
369
00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:14,433
- Hey!
- Whoo!
370
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,017
Here we go.
371
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:17,602
Let's go, baby!
372
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,603
- Hoo!
- Oh yes!
373
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:22,314
♪ ...again You're never
gonna keep me down... ♪
374
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:27,237
♪ ...the night away... ♪
375
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,865
♪ Pissing the night away... ♪
376
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:34,744
This is so fun. When was the last
time any of us played a drinking game?
377
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:36,328
- High school.
- Last weekend.
378
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,706
I mean high school too. I
meant to say high school.
379
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,459
Mm-hmm.
380
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:50,927
I think we should have dinner together.
Like, the four of us. At Noah's.
381
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,554
Um...
382
00:16:52,555 --> 00:16:55,514
Awesome. Awesome. Tell me when.
383
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,932
Oh, right now. Um...
384
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,186
Three!
385
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,188
That was close. That
was close. That's me.
386
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:05,858
Focus, Sasha! We got 20 seconds
left, and we're two points down!
387
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,486
♪ ...down, but I
get up again... ♪
388
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,947
Sasha, what she said!
What she said! Pass the ball!
389
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,032
Okay, Noah!
390
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,785
♪ Never gonna keep me
down I get knocked down ♪
391
00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:18,788
♪ But I get up again You're
never gonna keep me down ♪
392
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:21,499
♪ I get knocked down,
but I get up again ♪
393
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,084
♪ You're never
gonna keep me down ♪
394
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:26,170
♪ get knocked down,
but I get up again ♪
395
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,172
♪ You're never
gonna keep me down ♪
396
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,800
♪ I get knocked down,
but I get up again ♪
397
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:32,510
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down... ♪
398
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,104
All right!
399
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:44,647
Did that go in?
400
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:45,856
No.
401
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:46,857
No?
402
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,987
Pump and dump, you know?
403
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:56,909
Hey, um, I gotta say, I know you
feel weird about me or whatever,
404
00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:00,080
but, um, I really enjoyed
hanging out with you.
405
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,792
And I think you're
very cool, so...
406
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,253
You don't have to say it back.
407
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:07,921
I wasn't gonna.
408
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,591
Go. Go, go.
409
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:18,097
Oh! My baby, you did it! Mmm!
410
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,306
You know we lost, right?
411
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,101
Yeah, but you were running
around, throwing the ball.
412
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:25,604
You were making those squeaky noises
with your sneakers. It was so sexy.
413
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,755
I tried to tell you.
I tried to tell you.
414
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:28,758
Yeah.
415
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:32,194
So how'd it go with the ladies?
Did you break through with Esther?
416
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,821
- She almost smiled at me.
- Really?
417
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,282
Mm-hmm. She was saying something
mean when she almost smiled...
418
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:39,703
Yeah, I don't think I've ever
seen her almost smile. Mazel tov.
419
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,873
- There he is.
- Hey.
420
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:46,292
{\an8}Do you wanna go eat spicy food?
421
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,919
{\an8}I'm sweating already, so we
should take advantage of it.
422
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,088
{\an8}I'm actually gonna catch
a ride with Rebecca.
423
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:54,216
{\an8}We're gonna just grab a quick
drink. She's already outside.
424
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,468
{\an8}- Is that cool?
- Okay.
425
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,304
{\an8}Don't start drama.
426
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,057
{\an8}Me? Wha...
427
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:05,311
You go have something
spicy. On me. But you pay for it.
428
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,312
{\an8}Okay.
429
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,231
{\an8}- Bye.
- Bye.
430
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:13,569
{\an8}Oh, hey.
431
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,446
{\an8}- Hey.
- Hey.
432
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,991
{\an8}Oh God. Something smells
like tequila. Is that you?
433
00:19:19,702 --> 00:19:21,285
{\an8}Oh. Oh, it is.
434
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:25,456
{\an8}Don't worry though. I'm not driving. I
can just get a ride from Joanne, so...
435
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,708
{\an8}Oh, she already
took off with Noah.
436
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,294
{\an8}What the fuck? She could
have at least given me a ride.
437
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,172
{\an8}See? I'm telling you.
We're the loser siblings.
438
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,424
{\an8}Think they'd forget you if
you were the winner sibling?
439
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,760
{\an8}Shut up. Stop with that.
440
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,053
{\an8}Well, I'll give you a ride.
441
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:40,096
{\an8}Why?
442
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:43,767
{\an8}Because it's a nice thing
to do, and you need one.
443
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:46,810
Okay, fine, sure.
444
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,063
Okay.
445
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,772
Okay.
446
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,149
So you know, we're
gonna listen to my music,
447
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:55,445
and I've been in a Kris Kross
phase, so, like, that's pretty fun.
448
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:58,197
They're underrated.
They had one big hit.
449
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,116
I don't even know
who Kris Kross is.
450
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,419
Bop, bop, bop. Hi, baby!
451
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,629
Hi.
452
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,506
Oh, sorry you had to wait.
453
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,801
They lost, and they
were fucking slow doing it.
454
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,679
I didn't know she was gonna
be here. Did you talk to her?
455
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,014
Like, what is she like?
456
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,726
Can I tell you something?
She fucking sucks.
457
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,563
- Dude, she's not as pretty in person.
- Uh-huh.
458
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,649
- Nobody likes her.
- Right.
459
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,234
I knew it.
460
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:35,944
Yeah.
461
00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:38,196
I hate that I miss him so much.
462
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,116
Let's go get a drink.
463
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,410
Yeah, please.
464
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,037
- So dumb.
- It's pretty dumb.
465
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,290
Thank you though.
Thank you for laughing.
466
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,793
Well, that was weird.
467
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:53,920
What's so weird about it though?
468
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,798
Have you never had a guy
friend give you a ride home?
469
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,008
Uh, no.
470
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:01,219
- Do you even have any guy friends?
- No.
471
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,430
No, not really.
472
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,140
Okay. That's kinda weird.
473
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:07,891
- What?
- Yeah. It's weird.
474
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,561
- Like you have so many female friends?
- Yeah.
475
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:11,855
Who?
476
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,358
Uh, well, I, uh...
477
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,985
- I had one, and then we got married.
- Okay.
478
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,111
Okay, so your wife.
479
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,822
Yes, there were more,
480
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:24,367
but she said they couldn't come
around anymore, so I guess...
481
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,703
Okay, so I guess, no, I
don't have any female friends
482
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,872
beside the one
who is now my wife.
483
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:30,873
Mm.
484
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,710
But we're friends, right?
485
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,004
Well, um...
486
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,425
Yeah. Yeah, no, we're friends.
487
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,927
Great. Well, thank you,
friend, for the ride home.
488
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,180
You're welcome.
489
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:48,599
- Two stars. Bye.
- Thank you.
490
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,226
That's gonna bring up
my star rating to two.
491
00:21:58,026 --> 00:21:59,818
- That game was sad.
- Agree.
492
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:03,906
If that ball took one
little bounce differently,
493
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:06,075
goes in, we would win.
494
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:09,411
You were talking about the ball. I
was talking about the lack of snacks.
495
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,580
- Oh, the lack of snacks. Yes.
- Yeah.
496
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:14,750
Of course. That too. I love
snacks. Why don't I go downstairs?
497
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:19,755
I'll grab everything I have. I think
I got pickles, chocolate, cheese.
498
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:21,716
I think I got a few berries.
499
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:24,049
What do you say?
We'll eat 'em in bed
500
00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:26,136
while we watch the
worst show we can find.
501
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:28,555
I really enjoy you as
a human being, okay?
502
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,599
That's a yes.
503
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,814
Oh, hey, can I
grab a sweatshirt?
504
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:39,109
As long as the jersey
doesn't come off.
505
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,510
I got a bunch of weird stuff.
506
00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:13,643
Uh, hope you like fusion.
507
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,313
You okay?
508
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:21,275
Yeah.
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