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[upbeat music playing]
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♪ You don't need a lover ♪
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♪ Wanna see and I understand
You're waiting on ♪
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♪ Shorty, you've taken my heart... ♪
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- You don't wanna have the blackberry?
- I counted this evenly.
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Equally?
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- Equally. Same number of berries.
- Can you share with me?
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♪...so long... ♪
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- Have a little blueberry.
- Thank you.
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That's it? I'll take it.
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♪ Shorty, will you take my love? ♪
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♪ I don't wanna break your heart ♪
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♪ Shorty, will you take... ♪
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- No, no, no.
- No, I gotta go.
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[Joanne] Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
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♪ Isn't it hard enough? ♪
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[cell phone buzzes]
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♪ Shorty, will you take my... ♪
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[Joanne] I don't think I've left this bed
since last Tuesday.
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[Noah] Mm-mm.
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I'm not complaining, but I am excited
to get away this weekend.
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Me too. All right.
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We can swap this bed
for a similar or same-size bed.
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Yes. Did you call the hotel to make sure
there would be two bathrobes in the room?
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- I did.
- Sometimes, they only put one.
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I wanna match with you
on our first time away together.
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I know. You've mentioned several times
how important it is to you.
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- There will be two.
- Thank you.
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[cell phone buzzes]
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[Noah clears throat]
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[Noah] Rabbi Cohen, hello.
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Absolutely. I would love
to cover for you this weekend.
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Yes. It would be a pleasure.
Thank you. Thank you for the opportunity.
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- I'll work on it. Thanks.
- [Joanne] This weekend?
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Don't even say it.
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- I'm so sorry. It was my boss.
- What?
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He needed me to cover for him
this weekend. I couldn't say no.
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Now what am I supposed to do?
Just stay at home alone?
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Okay. Okay.
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Hear me out.
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What if...
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It's not Big Sur, but my work thing
is at a Jewish camp in Ojai.
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I see how that doesn't sound fun.
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- Keep talking.
- Okay. I didn't lose you yet? Great.
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All I have to do is one Torah study,
then I'm free.
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All weekend, we can do fun stuff.
It's beautiful up there.
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A gorgeous lake. Gorgeous mountain views.
We can take walks.
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Do they have matching robes?
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They do not.
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[sighs]
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Well,
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I guess unbuttoned flannel shirt,
no bra, is one of my strongest looks.
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Well, now you have to come.
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[upbeat music playing]
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- [Ashley] You can't go away this weekend.
- [Joanne] Why?
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[Ashley] You two have dinner
with the Spotify execs.
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- Did either of you read my email?
- Yes.
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Yes, I did.
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And I was actually
just about to reread it.
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- Aloud.
- Perfect.
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Right? Yeah. "Spotify exec dinner."
I got it here. All caps. "This Friday."
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"Super urgent. 911. Call me now."
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Alarm emoji, police emoji.
You're so dramatic.
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- Yeah.
- I d...
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- I saw that.
- Me too.
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They wanna talk about live shows, okay?
This is urgent. That's where the money is.
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Oh my God.
I have a surprise work thing too.
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Noah is gonna die.
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Okay, this isn't a surprise work thing.
Joanne, wake up!
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Okay, sorry. This is just annoying
because I can't miss my romantic weekend,
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but I really can't miss this dinner
because clearly Morgan can't do it alone.
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Excuse me. Okay. I am more than capable
of doing it by myself.
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- Uh...
- I went to college for three semesters.
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But you didn't go the other four years.
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- Neither of you went to college.
- One, two... There's two semesters.
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- Who's going to the meeting?
- Marc and Bailey.
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Aren't they one step above assistants?
I think maybe Morgan could pull it off.
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Oh my God.
Why are you being so snarky to me?
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You're blowing off work to hang out
with some guy you're barely dating.
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I'm not... Look, it's actually
getting serious, okay?
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Hence, the fact that we were gonna go away
and make our relationship public.
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Yeah. So public
it's in the middle of the woods.
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Oh my God. Why aren't you happy for me?
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This is the first time I'm gonna have
a boyfriend I actually like.
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Okay, look, I am happy for you, but still,
you have never let me bail on work, okay?
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Remember when I had that sun blister?
You made me go to that conference.
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- I do.
- It's called a cold sore, Morgan.
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- Just say what it is.
- It was a sun blister!
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- She's not gonna be able to admit it.
- [Ashley] Cold sore.
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Why is she in denial?
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I've been tested many times.
They just don't happen on my face.
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Send me the results.
I need you both to focus.
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Every single meeting is important.
We need to close this damn deal.
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Okay.
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You go have your little weekend.
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I will stay here
and make sure we all have jobs.
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- Sound good?
- Great.
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Okay, I guess Morgan's in charge now
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and, um, I'll fix
whatever she fucks up later.
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- [Morgan] Can you guys hurry?
- I guess. Sure.
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Oh my God. I'm gonna have to sell my eggs.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Why are you taking her to Camp Haverim?
That place sucks.
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No, it doesn't. She's gonna love it.
It's beautiful. That place is very cool.
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Of course you think it's cool.
You became a rabbi.
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The place is certifiably lame.
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You're certifiably lame.
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Oh my God. Is this her shirt?
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Yeah.
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That's incredible. It looks like a doll's.
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I'm glad you're taking her up there.
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I can't wait to hear the tea
about your tiny little shiksa
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running around Camp Haverim.
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No, there's not gonna be any tea.
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- No?
- [Noah] No.
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Rabbi Cohen asked me to cover for him.
He's not gonna be there.
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Nor will anyone else we know.
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Trust me. I'm not ready to face
the whole "I'm dating a shiksa" thing.
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Just gonna be me and Joanne
and a bunch of teens who don't care.
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We're just in that, like, "have to spend
every single second together" stage.
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Yeah. Esther and I are there too.
More of a legal thing though.
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You shouldn't let the gyoza sit out.
It goes bad early.
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I left it for you.
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Also, it's fun to think about
her seeing me in my element, you know?
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Yeah. The kids there,
they have this nickname for me.
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It's so stupid. I don't even remember it.
It's "Hot Rabbi" or something.
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I don't know. It's dumb.
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Godspeed, Hot Rabbi.
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- [energetic music playing]
- [sniffs]
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Oh, that one's not good.
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Don't eat it.
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I don't know what's up.
I had two breakfasts.
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♪ I was only 18 ♪
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♪ And you were 25 ♪
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♪ I'd always meet you at the bus stop ♪
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♪ You didn't wanna drive... ♪
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[teenagers chattering]
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- [group singing]
- What's going on over here?
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This is what we call banging your head
to the Maccabee hits. Shall we?
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- [Joanne] Yeah.
- Hi!
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[singing in Hebrew]
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- [Noah] ♪ Shalom! Hey! ♪
- ♪ Shalom! Hey! ♪
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[woman] Little Noah Roklov!
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- Hi!
- [Noah] Rabbi Shira.
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I didn't know you were gonna be here.
How are you?
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I'm good. And who is
this little ray of sunshine?
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This is... This is Joanne.
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This is my... This is my friend.
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It's your friend? Shalom, Joanne.
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Shalom to you too. Also, quick question.
What does shalom mean?
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It's a very common Hebrew word.
It means hello, goodbye, and peace.
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Oh, it's like the Jewish aloha.
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- Yes!
- [Joanne] Okay, love that.
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I like her.
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It's very exciting to have a gentile here.
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You're all shiny and naturally blonde
with the ability to digest cheese.
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I have Lactaid in my purse.
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No, don't ruin the fantasy for me.
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- Okay. I eat exclusively cheese.
- [Noah] Yes!
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Shira's a rabbi
at nearby Temple Beth David.
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Yes, but more importantly,
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I was little Noah's camp counselor
at this very place.
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This was when he was extremely awkward,
very into Beanie Babies.
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- Whoa!
- Yeah.
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In spite of that, he was somehow able
to still get all the girls.
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- Look at him now. All grown-up.
- I can see that.
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And in line for this big head rabbi job.
Are the rumors true?
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I... I don't know. Nothing's official.
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Are you gonna kill me if I pull him?
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There's a thousand people
who wanna say hi to him.
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- We'll be back.
- [Joanne] Okay.
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Shalom! That one meant goodbye.
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I mean, look, guys.
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[girls laugh]
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- Wait, what's that?
- [girl] What is that?
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What's up, ladies?
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Camp is crazy, right? [chuckles]
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Are you a new counselor?
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Ew, no.
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Are you dating Hot Rabbi?
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You call him Hot Rabbi?
Oh my God, that makes me so proud.
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One time, I pretended to choke
so he would do CPR on me.
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Genius.
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Yeah, but he just
hit me on the back a few times.
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So, is he your boyfriend?
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You know, when you're an adult,
it's a little more nuanced than that.
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Uh, but, yeah, we definitely are a we.
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I just heard him
introduce you as his friend.
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Okay, again, nuance.
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You probably didn't pick up the context
if you just heard it walking by.
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Pretty sure we got the context.
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Oh my God. She sounds like Shoshana.
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- Yeah.
- Totally!
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No, I don't.
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Who's Shoshana?
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- Me.
- Oh.
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I was dating Elliot. We'd hang out,
but only at places no one would go.
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Like Ralph's.
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Who's Ralph?
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The grocery store.
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Oh Jesus.
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He wouldn't sit next to me
on the bus ride to Haverim.
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That's when I realized
he doesn't wanna be seen with me.
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So I'm having my mom pick me up early.
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Oh, your generation is so weak.
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Okay. Uh... [sighs]
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We can't let things like that
affect us, right?
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One thing happens you don't like,
you call your mom to pick you up?
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Besides, that's not
what's going on over here,
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so if you'll excuse me,
I am gonna go find my boyfriend.
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He was literally just like...
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- He literally just called her his friend.
- Yeah.
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Well, hello, Hot Rabbi.
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[Noah groans]
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- Did you hear about that?
- Yeah. They told me.
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Oh no.
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Practicing your shaloms?
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Oh, I've been shaloming fast and loose
to everybody.
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Fantastic. Would you like
to go to the cabin with me?
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- Really? We just got here.
- Yeah.
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I know, but I wanna do
Hot Rabbi things to you.
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Oh, okay.
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[upbeat music playing]
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♪ I can't win, I can't win ♪
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♪ I just crumble up into whatever I was... ♪
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- [Joanne] You spent every summer here?
- [Noah] Just about.
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Except for one
where I had the flu all summer.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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- Wanna hear something cool?
- Mm-hmm.
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That field is where I fractured my pinkie
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during the most ruthless game of dodgeball
in camp history.
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Here's the kicker.
Guess who threw the winning ball?
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Was it a hero with a broken pinkie?
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You bet your ass.
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And over there? That's where I asked
Michelle Keys to be my girlfriend
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00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,524
after we slow danced at the camp social.
237
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,568
Michelle Keys wasn't a big ambiance girl.
238
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,278
The shed was the spot.
239
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,615
Camp stud? I just... I did not know.
240
00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,409
Did you ask a lot of girls
to be your girlfriend at camp?
241
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:04,455
Mm-hmm. Yeah. You had to leave camp
with a girlfriend. It was the whole point.
242
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:08,376
- Okay.
- [cell phone buzzing]
243
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,170
Hold on. It's Morgan. Hold on.
244
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,216
Hi. What do you need?
I'm flirting with a cute boy by a lake.
245
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:19,178
Ashley just heard that an actual important
person is coming to the meeting tonight.
246
00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,346
Malcolm Miller.
247
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,306
He runs the entire podcast division, so...
248
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,224
- [Joanne] What?
- Yes.
249
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:24,576
- [Joanne] He's coming now?
- Yes.
250
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,394
Okay. That's okay. Uh...
251
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,355
- You're great with powerful guys.
- No. He's married.
252
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,773
- [Joanne] Fuck! Okay.
- Yeah.
253
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,358
Well, then I'm coming home.
254
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,068
No. No! Don't. Stay.
255
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:37,446
Morgan, you cannot handle
the entire podcast division by...
256
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,198
[Morgan] Joanne? No, I'm doing this.
257
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:42,410
I need you to send me episode summaries
for potential live shows.
258
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,830
Shit. I don't have my notes.
I left my computer at Noah's.
259
00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:48,249
Sasha can let her into my place
so she can grab 'em.
260
00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:49,709
- I'll text him.
- Okay.
261
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,420
Did you hear that?
Sasha can get you the notes.
262
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:55,381
Morgan, I really need to make sure
that you do not blow this...
263
00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:56,298
Bye.
264
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,591
- [inhales]
- [call ends]
265
00:11:58,509 --> 00:11:59,509
And she hung up.
266
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,178
She seemed confident.
267
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:06,183
Yeah. Yeah. She's...
She'll be... She is gonna be...
268
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:10,521
I need to go back to the cabin, write some
additional notes for her, just in case.
269
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:13,441
All right, how about this?
I'll go grab us two plates of food.
270
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,317
When you're done, we'll go on a picnic.
271
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,444
- A picnic?
- [Noah] Yeah.
272
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:19,113
I brought the perfect dress,
but only if we're backlit,
273
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,365
so stay to the west of me.
274
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,159
- I'm gonna wear this.
- [Joanne] Okay.
275
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,886
- See you then.
- [Joanne] Yeah.
276
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,413
[upbeat music playing]
277
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,625
[Morgan] Oh my God. Thank you. Oh my God.
278
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,378
I need this so bad.
It's been a nightmare.
279
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,379
[grunts] Here we go.
280
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,715
I got a guy who can wipe that in an hour.
281
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:41,385
What? No. I just need to get some stuff
off of it for a work meeting tonight.
282
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,597
Sorry. You just had a real manic energy,
so I was feeling perplexed...
283
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,224
Yeah, because my sister
is ditching our work dinner
284
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,018
to have sex with your stupid brother.
285
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,561
Now the big boss guy is coming.
286
00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:53,457
I'm freaking out because I need
to show people that I can do this alone.
287
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,107
Oh, I get it.
288
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,695
- You're the loser sibling.
- What?
289
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,906
And no judgment. I'm the loser sibling.
290
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:04,658
It's hard to compete
when your brother's the Jewish Jesus.
291
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:05,742
Yeah.
292
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,496
Doesn't make as much sense with you.
293
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,206
- Hmm.
- You're cool as hell.
294
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,957
You have a witty comeback for everything.
295
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,544
You're like a smoke show. You got
this hot earth mother vibe going on.
296
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,796
- What?
- [Sasha] You know?
297
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,507
And you're way hotter than your sister.
She's too short.
298
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,550
Finally, somebody gets it, right?
299
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,634
- Oh!
- So short.
300
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,429
About this thing tonight,
a couple of years ago,
301
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,599
I met this hostage negotiator at a bar,
and he was telling me...
302
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:31,685
Wait. This isn't a hostage situation.
This is just a work dinner.
303
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,021
Everything in life is a hostage situation.
304
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,232
Okay.
305
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:40,110
Anyway, he was telling me about
this technique he used called "mirroring."
306
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,071
All you do, no matter what this guy says,
307
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:45,616
just repeat the last few words back to him
like it's smart and interesting,
308
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,784
and he'll keep talking.
309
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,907
It's gotten me
out of a lot of difficult situations.
310
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:52,248
"A lot of difficult situations"?
311
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,833
Mm-hmm. I've used it at home.
312
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,794
I've used it at work.
One time, I used it at a Dutch prison.
313
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:57,920
A Dutch prison?
314
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,130
Turns out
cocaine's still super illegal there.
315
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,132
Wait, cocaine is still
super illegal over there?
316
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,303
- Holy shit. You're so good at that.
- Thank you.
317
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,054
It was a great tip.
318
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,224
Thank you for the tip.
No, that doesn't work.
319
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,642
No, not as good.
320
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:12,977
[gentle music playing]
321
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,108
[Noah hums quietly]
322
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,195
Just the man I was looking for.
323
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:28,242
Rabbi Cohen, hi. I thought...
I thought that you had a donor meeting.
324
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,327
The Schlossbergs had a change of schedule,
325
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:36,125
so I just, uh, figured I would pop up
and watch the Torah study in action.
326
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,043
Yes, excellent!
327
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,546
I'm so glad
you're gonna be there in person.
328
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,840
Yeah, you're...
you're really loading up here.
329
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,759
Yeah. Yeah. It's all for me.
330
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:49,680
I get so hungry
before I do public speaking.
331
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:53,309
Oh, I get it.
Many activities make me hungry.
332
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,435
- [Noah laughs]
- Yeah.
333
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,854
Well, this food's not gonna eat itself,
so I'll just...
334
00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,107
- [Rabbi Cohen] Okay. Be careful.
- Yep, steps.
335
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,902
- See you there!
- See you there.
336
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:03,861
Glad you're here.
337
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,697
[pensive music playing]
338
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,366
Oh, you gorgeous bitch. You did it again.
339
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,789
- Hi.
- [Joanne] Hello.
340
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,168
- I love it.
- Picnic outfit.
341
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:24,381
Yes. You know, I was thinking
we should just do a picnic inside instead.
342
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,885
Put some blankets down,
get a fire going, get cozy in here.
343
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:31,138
I don't know. I pictured it outside.
I really want the wind in my hair.
344
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:34,391
Yes, I get that, but a picnic inside
could be really good
345
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,685
'cause, think about it, more privacy.
346
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,395
- Okay.
- Less bugs.
347
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,857
Well, I don't like bugs,
and I do like privacy.
348
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:46,153
Mm, and then maybe after our privacy,
we can go sit out under the trees.
349
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:49,198
I gotta run over and do that Torah study,
and then we'll do it.
350
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,200
Oh, I know. I'm gonna be there.
351
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,243
I'm gonna be filming it, front row,
352
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,412
like an embarrassing aunt
with no kids of her own.
353
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,415
You know, I was thinking about that.
It's gonna be pretty boring.
354
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:01,001
You might wanna just hang here,
relax, read a book.
355
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,670
Oh no, I definitely wanna come.
356
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,964
It's gonna be boring.
You don't need to be there.
357
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,008
- You acting weird?
- I don't think so.
358
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,053
I feel like you're acting strange.
359
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,054
[sighs]
360
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,393
Okay, look. Uh...
361
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,477
[clears throat]
362
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,938
My boss just showed up unexpectedly,
363
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:25,567
and I... don't know if it's a good idea
364
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,446
for him to see me with you here.
365
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,157
Oh, are you serious?
Were you not supposed to bring a guest?
366
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,035
No, I can...
I can bring a guest. I just, um...
367
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,374
Look, I'm up for a big promotion,
368
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,627
and, um, he's a very traditional man.
369
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,463
And, um, he holds my future in his hands,
370
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,174
and, uh, if I'm being honest,
this has now...
371
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,344
It's become a weird situation for me.
372
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,180
Oh.
373
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,016
[poignant music playing]
374
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,142
Because of me?
375
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,561
Because I'm not Jewish?
376
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,270
I get it.
377
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,524
Well, thank you for being honest.
378
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,484
- Are you okay?
- Um... Mm-hmm.
379
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,361
Yep. I'm good.
380
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:16,035
[tuts] Yep. I... am dressed
for the outdoors, so I'm gonna...
381
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,620
I'm gonna still go.
I'm gonna just take both.
382
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,999
I'm gonna go outside and have,
you know, my own little picnic.
383
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:22,958
That's fine.
384
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,669
- ♪ Light from the sun... ♪
- [door closes]
385
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,755
♪ Soothing my heart... ♪
386
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:28,881
Oh God.
387
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:34,887
Be careful. It's hot.
388
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,848
♪ When I grow old ♪
389
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,934
♪ What will you say then? ♪
390
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,686
Hey!
391
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,899
Shabbat Shalom, Joanne.
392
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,736
Shabbat Shalom to you too.
393
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:55,074
You should join us. We're making candles
for Shabbat. It's really fun.
394
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:59,995
And I think it'll help take your mind off
whatever your mind happens to be on.
395
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,706
I'm not...
396
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,959
I'm just... having
two adult servings of bread.
397
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,837
What is Shabbat?
398
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,007
Oh, uh, from sundown Friday
to sundown Saturday,
399
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,258
we take a day of rest,
400
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:16,887
and we hang out with our loved ones
and reflect on the week we just had.
401
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,680
- You're not allowed to work?
- Mm-mm.
402
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,599
You just sit
and chat with friends and family?
403
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,227
That sounds really nice.
404
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,854
It is. It's really nice
to connect with family
405
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,023
and talk shit
about the people that annoy you.
406
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,150
Oh! Now you're speaking my language.
407
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:34,029
I knew I was. Oh, I have to help Anna
with her candle. Excuse me.
408
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:39,952
So where's Hot Rabbi?
409
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,747
[sighs] Well, you girls were right.
410
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,833
Noah is trying to hide me.
411
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,543
Dead that you call him Noah!
412
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,046
He seemed so into me. And, I don't know...
413
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,131
Been there.
414
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,842
I guess it's official. I am a Shoshana.
415
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,428
- No offense, girl.
- It happens.
416
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,723
Honestly, you should leave him,
so that in five or six years,
417
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,227
he can reconnect with a former camper
he can spend the rest of his life with.
418
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,524
I feel like such an idiot.
419
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,610
I gave up a very important work thing
to be here with him.
420
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,822
When I'm older,
I don't wanna be sad like this.
421
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:19,700
Joanne is, like, 50,
and she's being a pick-me girl.
422
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,452
I wanna be empowered and confident
when I'm middle-aged.
423
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:26,790
I am confident, and I am empowered!
That's, like, my whole brand.
424
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,252
And that's what I should be
focusing on. Me.
425
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:35,424
Wow. You girls harshly judging me
actually helped.
426
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,593
- [upbeat music playing]
- And now I'm leaving.
427
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,262
I guess your generation is weak too.
428
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,347
[gentle music playing]
429
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,653
Hey, girls.
430
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:01,867
- Girls, have you seen Joanne?
- She left, Noah.
431
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,703
Uh, um, call me Rabbi Roklov.
432
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,663
So she left, huh?
433
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,457
Yeah. She realized how sus you are.
434
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:10,334
I'm not sus.
435
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,294
You treated Joanne like a slam-piece.
436
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,712
"Slam-piece"?
437
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,339
Are all guys medically stupid?
438
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:18,133
She wants to be your girlfriend, Noah,
not your friend.
439
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,594
I can't believe I ever loved you.
440
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,763
[poignant music playing]
441
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:24,972
[sighs]
442
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,356
[Morgan] Hi!
443
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,774
- [music fades]
- [woman] Morgan!
444
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:36,235
So glad we can get this on the books.
Where's your sister?
445
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,029
- Who cares? You got the good one.
- [all laugh]
446
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,822
- Right!
- No, no. I'm just kidding.
447
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:45,118
Joanne is on some annoying adventure
that will eventually blow up
448
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,454
and make a great story
for our podcast, so...
449
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,581
- Amazing.
- [man] So great to finally meet.
450
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,376
I really love putting a face to the voice.
451
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,920
- Oh.
- Please just tell me about yourself.
452
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,089
I really like to get friendly
with the hosts.
453
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,383
It's probably because
I was born in Canada.
454
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,134
You were born in Canada?
455
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,595
- Yeah. Well, uh, born in Canada.
- Amazing.
456
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:07,349
But raised in Chicago, which you can
probably tell from my accent.
457
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,643
I... I can hear a slight accent.
458
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:13,355
A little bit there. Well, funny story
about my days in Chicago.
459
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,316
- I love Sammy Sosa.
- [all laughing]
460
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,652
This one's good.
461
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,529
- [Morgan] Thank you.
- [man] Oh!
462
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,905
[Shira] How's your lady friend?
463
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,242
She left. [sighs]
464
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,869
Oh. Well, that's a bummer.
She seemed great.
465
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,746
Yeah. Yeah. She is.
466
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,207
I sort of freaked out
when Rabbi Cohen showed up,
467
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,294
and, um, it didn't
go over so well with her.
468
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,170
- Mm. Got it.
- Yeah.
469
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:40,590
Think he'd still back me for head rabbi
if he knew I was with a gentile?
470
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,844
Hmm. I think
you're asking the wrong question.
471
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,763
How do you feel when you're with her?
472
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,725
Honestly, I have never felt like this
in my entire life.
473
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,059
[hopeful music playing]
474
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,769
But you know, it is
475
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,315
not without its significant complications.
476
00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,068
Judaism has been around
for thousands of years, right?
477
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,739
And all but the last 50 of those,
women were not allowed to be rabbis.
478
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:07,075
But here I am, so suck it. [chuckles]
479
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,953
I mean, change is a process.
480
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:12,914
Maybe you change.
Maybe she does. Maybe you both do.
481
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,668
But that doesn't mean you give up
something great because it's difficult.
482
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:23,759
I cried every day for a year,
and then I was ready to move on.
483
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:27,137
- [Morgan] Mm.
- Oh, I've never told anyone that before.
484
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,222
- You're kidding?
- [man chuckles] No.
485
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:33,268
Wait. You guys get all the podcast guests
to feel that comfortable?
486
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,561
We try, but...
487
00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:38,065
It's mostly Morgan.
People underestimate how good she is.
488
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,192
Oh, some people do.
489
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:44,654
Mm-hmm. Well, it's because you have
given people reasons to feel that way.
490
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,990
- [Morgan] Oh. Have I?
- Yeah, you have.
491
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,700
[Morgan] Okay. Let's hear about that.
492
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:53,372
And that is some of the sisterly magic
that happens when we're both here.
493
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,332
Wow. Wonderful.
494
00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:57,918
And I think it would go really well
with our live shows.
495
00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:00,045
Which is where
we would like the show to go.
496
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,046
[woman] Cheers to that.
497
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,214
What's happening?
498
00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,840
- [hopeful music playing]
- Sweet.
499
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,551
Sorry. Will you excuse me
for just a second?
500
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,970
Okay. Oh, who's that?
501
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,306
Oh, that is Joanne's rabbi boyfriend.
502
00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:13,475
Mm-mm. Just a friend.
503
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,186
But in my spare time,
I do consult on biblical matters.
504
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:17,269
[Morgan chuckles]
505
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,231
Sorry about that.
506
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:20,148
Is that true?
507
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,233
[music fades]
508
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,819
- What are you doing here?
- Ashley told me you'd be here.
509
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:25,445
Listen, I'm so sorry.
510
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,906
I know you... you pushed off work for me,
511
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:30,826
and then I literally hid you from my boss.
512
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,327
- Mm-hmm.
- I totally panicked.
513
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,287
I know how much
that must have hurt, okay?
514
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:37,374
But, Joanne, I don't wanna lose you, okay?
515
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:40,419
And I promise,
if you just give me a little time,
516
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:41,795
I will work that out.
517
00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:43,171
It did hurt, Noah.
518
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,257
And also, you called me your friend
519
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:48,218
in front of the teens,
whose opinion I care about most.
520
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:49,301
That was so sus.
521
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:52,848
But maybe, most importantly,
you made me miss my first Shabbat.
522
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,643
- Your first Shabbat?
- Yes, Noah. It's Friday.
523
00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:59,438
That is when Shabbat happens.
I learned about it at candle making.
524
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:03,066
I can fix this. Hang on. Just hang on.
525
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,152
[gentle music playing]
526
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:09,030
Can I have two glasses
of your house red, please? Thanks.
527
00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:14,034
Hold that thought.
528
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:21,835
Someone forgot
their Shabbat candles at camp.
529
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,046
[music fades]
530
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:28,091
Now, did Shira tell you
why we light two candles on Shabbat?
531
00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:30,217
No.
532
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:33,513
There's a few interpretations,
but I'll tell you my favorite.
533
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:37,934
The candles represent the two temples
in Jerusalem that were destroyed,
534
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:40,645
and we light them
to remind us that buildings can crumble,
535
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,105
but that doesn't matter.
536
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:45,150
What matters is gathering
with people we care about,
537
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:47,194
so Shabbat can happen anywhere.
538
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,820
It's kinda like a pop-up.
539
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,906
Yeah, it is.
540
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,991
So welcome to your first Shabbat dinner.
541
00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:56,328
You wanna light the candles?
I'll say the prayers.
542
00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,539
- [Joanne] Okay.
- [Noah] Here's an abridged version.
543
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:02,918
[speaking Hebrew]
544
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:05,003
[gentle music playing]
545
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,925
[continues speaking Hebrew]
546
00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:16,264
Cheers.
547
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,516
♪...I can't explain ♪
548
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,977
♪ Full of words I don't know how to say ♪
549
00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:24,814
♪ And without a little twist of fate ♪
550
00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:28,443
♪ I know I'd still be searching, baby ♪
551
00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:32,280
♪ I swear
That you've been sent to save me... ♪
552
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,407
I have something
really important to ask you.
553
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,619
And it's not just because
it's the last day of camp.
554
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:39,871
Joanne,
555
00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:45,377
would you please, please be my girlfriend?
556
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:48,004
♪...the only one that my heart... ♪
557
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,632
Noah, we're adults.
Let's just say we're off the apps.
558
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:54,803
She said yes! She said yes.
We're off the apps!
559
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,180
♪ It's always been you
It's always been you ♪
560
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:04,813
♪ It's always been you
It's always been you ♪
561
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:13,822
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
562
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:15,740
♪ It's always been you, yeah ♪
563
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:22,824
♪ You're only the one
That my heart keeps coming back to ♪
564
00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:32,257
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
565
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:37,262
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
566
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:39,848
♪ It's always been you, yeah ♪
567
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:45,770
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ooh ♪
568
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,272
♪ It's always been you ♪
569
00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:54,355
♪ You're the only one
That my heart keeps coming back to ♪
570
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,448
[music fades]
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