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[upbeat music playing]
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You guys, I cannot
find Rebecca on Instagram,
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and I've done every possible combination.
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Rebecca Vassar. Rebecca car accident.
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Oh, car accident. Maybe she's not on there
because maybe she's dead.
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- Did she die?
- No. She just broke her wrist.
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For attention. And it was
a very high-level move. I respect it.
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Okay, you guys,
Rebecca's not on Instagram.
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Wait. How do people know
that she goes on vacation?
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She doesn't need validation
like the rest of us.
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- How am I supposed to compete with that?
- Mm. You can't. You need way too much.
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- You need a lot.
- Don't!
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That's not helping my anxiety for tonight.
We have our first real date.
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Okay, focus.
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You gotta lock this guy down. Like, fast.
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He is hot. He's employed.
He doesn't have kids. He comes from money.
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He's like a fucking unicorn in this town.
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And, babe, the clock is ticking
on that face of yours.
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How long do you think I have left
on my face?
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I'm talking months, not years.
I know. It's bad. I'm sorry.
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- Can we talk about the podcast real quick?
- [Joanne] Yes.
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You're interviewing
that sex therapist tomorrow,
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so you gotta pick up
the vibrator she's selling.
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- Yes. What's it called? The Plower?
- No, the Excavator.
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- No, no, no. It's the Obliterator.
- Oh, I love that thing!
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But warning, you do really need
to work your way up to level ten.
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- Like, take it slow.
- [Ashley] Little by little.
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- [woman clicks tongue]
- Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, so you should need at least
one of these tonight unless you biff it.
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It's so weird how you buy condoms
for all your friends.
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We all talk about it.
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All right, just take your pick.
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I want you to feel comfortable,
so take whatever you need. No judgment.
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- Everyone's built differently.
- [Sasha] Man, you're so good at this.
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You could make a business out of this.
You know, like Hitch.
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- Bro, thank you.
- [Sasha] Yeah.
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Film was a fucking masterpiece.
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So good, right?
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You know what the truth is?
I love helping people.
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The last thing you need
is to knock up a rebound.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa. She's not a rebound.
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Dude, two minutes after a big breakup,
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some short, sparkly Barbie rolls along,
who's the complete opposite of Rebecca.
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- No, you're wrong.
- [Sasha] Come on. Is a rebound so bad?
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You have a little fun,
and you get your mind off Rebecca.
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Fair enough, but Joanne's more than fun.
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Dude, you're saying that
like fun's a bad thing.
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- No.
- We love fun.
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But do we end up with fun?
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Yeah, have you met Esther?
She's not fun. That's why I married her.
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Listen, I have to be honest.
You guys are getting in my head a bit.
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I'll tell you something.
Joanne's more than just a rebound, okay?
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And I know, sure, on the surface,
she seems very "fun,"
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but I really think
there's a lot more to her than that.
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You know what I'm gonna do?
Tonight, I'm gonna go deeper.
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I'm gonna push really deep with her.
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- You're gonna push deeper.
- Deep as hell, man.
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- Yeah. Yeah. I'll...
- You might hit her sternum.
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[man grunting]
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[Sasha] Oh my God.
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- This one's got a yarmulke on it.
- All right.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Hey, how much do I Venmo you
for my half of the Obliterator?
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Okay. Well, first of all,
let's do single ownership on this one.
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- [Joanne] Okay.
- Right?
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Second of all, um, I didn't get it
because I thought you were getting it.
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Wait, what? No, can you please get it?
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'Cause I have my date with Noah tonight,
and it's, like, consuming me.
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Oh my God. It's consuming you?
Joanne, you met this guy 48 hours ago.
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Yeah, but...
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Okay, I know this might sound insane,
but this could be the last time
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I ever have sex
with someone for the first time.
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Are you okay?
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- [phone chimes]
- It's wild.
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- [Morgan] Oh God.
- [phone chimes]
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Oh my God, Mom. You know what?
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I'm sorry, but if she is gonna send us
unhinged videos of her doing mushrooms,
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then she needs to do mushrooms less
'cause I cannot.
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[giggles] I know. She's a lot.
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That's why I just delete them. I already
can hear what she's going to say.
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You know, she's just like,
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"The medicine told me to tell you both
how grateful I am for both of you."
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You know? Then it's just, like,
two minutes of insanity.
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Right.
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- That's where you get it.
- What?
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I am so not like Mom.
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Yes, you are.
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- No, I'm not.
- [Morgan] You are both a lot.
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She scares people off.
You scare people off.
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Wait. Why has no one ever told me this?
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Because they're scared.
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[sighs]
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Listen, okay? You just need to be,
like, casual. All right? Be aloof.
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Don't show him how much you like him.
He'll have nothing to chase.
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Why drink the milk
when you can buy the cow for free?
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Yes, no. That's not the phrase,
but I do hear you.
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- Yes, it is.
- Even though now I'm totally spinning.
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[Morgan] No, I think that's right.
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It's "why drink the milk
when you can buy the cow for free?"
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That sounds right. "Why drink the milk
when you can buy the cow for free?"
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I think you're wrong.
I think that's right.
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[upbeat music playing]
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- [Esther] Oh!
- Hey, babe.
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- Hi, babe.
- [Sasha] What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm just out here
pairing your gargantuan socks.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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What?
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Remember when the Red Hot Chili Peppers
would only wear one sock? That was sexy.
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Um, what... What is this here?
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I just thought that we missed our
regularly scheduled Wednesday sex night,
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and with Miriam at a sleepover,
maybe we can make up for lost time.
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What do you think? I'm just trying
to grease the wheels a little bit.
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I see. And in this scenario,
I'm the wheels.
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Yeah, but the hot wheels.
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- Shoes off the bed, please? Okay.
- Okay.
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Absolutely.
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There they go.
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- Don't need those.
- "Don't need those."
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Listen, I wish I... Okay, here he goes.
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I wish I could,
but I'm going to the bar with Rebecca.
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She needs a wingwoman.
She's gotta get back on the horse.
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- You know what?
- [Esther] What?
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- Why don't you just cancel plans?
- Oh no.
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- 'Cause I know you love canceling plans.
- I wish I could, but she really needs me.
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So it's gonna be you
all by your lonesome tonight.
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So I'm gonna be at the house,
totally alone, all by myself?
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You can do your Chili Peppers sock trick
all by yourself, you little perv.
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Sure these shorts
aren't doing anything for you?
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- [Esther] No.
- [Sasha] They're mesh.
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Okay.
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- [breathes deeply]
- [doorbell chimes]
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[Joanne] Hi.
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- You look amazing.
- Thank you.
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- You also look really nice.
- I appreciate it. First date. You nervous?
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Oh, nah. No. You?
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Good. No. Look at that.
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And you're picking me up at my front door.
Chivalry's alive and well.
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I'm not gonna let you walk
to the car alone. That's crazy.
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- [phone rings]
- Sorry.
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[Joanne exhales]
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- [phone rings]
- Oh my God. Sorry.
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- Hold on. It's my sister.
- Sure.
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Hey, girl. What's up?
I'm with Noah. Everything okay?
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[Morgan] Yeah, are you being a psycho yet?
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[laughs awkwardly] You're so funny.
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[Morgan] Okay, so I went to three places,
and they were all sold out, so...
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Okay. Can you, um, find another place,
then? Can you please figure this out?
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[Morgan] No. No. I gave up, um,
and I have plans, so you're it. Bye.
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- I can't...
- [phone beeps]
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- Fuck.
- Everything okay?
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- Yeah.
- You sure?
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Yeah. We have this exciting sex therapist
on the podcast tomorrow.
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It was a big get for us,
and it is vital that we are prepared.
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My stupid sister was supposed to pick up
her product, which is called the...
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Doesn't matter what it's called.
Uh, but she didn't get it.
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And that's fine.
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That's fine.
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We have some time before dinner.
Why don't we go get it?
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[hesitates] No, we don't need to.
It's chill. I'm chill.
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Are you sure?
You said it's important. It's for work.
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- [Joanne] It is important.
- Let's get it.
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- I don't wanna drag you on my errands.
- You're not dragging me.
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- What if we did this at a different time?
- Yes.
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- Really? You wanna get out of the date?
- [Joanne] No. I... No.
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- No? You sure?
- Definitely not.
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- Great.
- I just feel like you don't...
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Let's just... You tell me where we're going,
and then we'll do that.
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[Joanne sighs]
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[intriguing music playing]
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Okay, here we go.
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♪ I got chicken parm, and my family's gone
And I'm gonna eat some weed ♪
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♪ Everything is better
When the family's gone ♪
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♪ And I'm gonna watch TV ♪
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How many of these have I had already?
How long have I been talking to myself?
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Oh, fuck it. All right.
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♪ Here we go, gonna watch the thing ♪
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♪ And it is gonna be so great ♪
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All right, Tommy. Tom Cruise, here we go.
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You are a problematic weirdo,
but goddamn it, you're a movie star.
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[door slams]
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- [girl] Mom!
- Hello?
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[girl] I need you, Mom!
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Miriam? Oh, hey, hon.
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- What are you doing back so early?
- Angelica is an actual psycho, okay?
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She messaged Caleb, "Miriam likes you."
So we got in a huge fight, and I left.
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Okay, all right.
That sounds... That sounds bad.
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I think what you should do
is go right back over there
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and hit it head-on.
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Just let me know what happens
in two hours and 40 minutes-ish.
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Okay, right now,
Caleb is with his haftarah tutor
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who makes him put away his phone.
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But in 30 minutes,
he's going to read Angelica's message,
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and my life will end.
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Mom isn't answering her phone,
and I need someone to help me!
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Okay, Caleb's the haftarah tutor?
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- What?
- No, Caleb's the one...
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Okay, all right. You just need help.
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- Yeah.
- Okay. Uh, great. Someone to help.
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Um...
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Oh no, that someone is me.
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Okay.
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- Are you sure you want that?
- I don't want that, but...
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Okay, no, I get it. Any port in a storm.
Yeah, let's... let's... let's do it.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[sighs deeply]
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- Is this the kind of place you shop often?
- Ah...
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No wrong answers, no wrong answers.
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No, I, um... I shop like a normal person.
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You know, on the Internet.
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Uh...
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I bet Rebecca would never take you
to a place like this, huh?
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Uh, no, don't think she would,
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but that's not necessarily
a good thing, you know?
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Right. Well, for the record,
I wasn't trying to take you here.
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It's strictly for work.
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And also there's no way
I'm gonna be able to find it.
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- I'm just gonna ask so we can go.
- [Noah] Okay.
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Hi, sir. Hi. Um, sorry.
This is not a familiar setting for me,
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so can you tell us
where your vibrators are?
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What kind of stimulation?
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Classic, clitoral, G-spot,
anal, suction, dual?
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We've also got thrusters, grinders,
pump action, remote control
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in case, uh, you and this stud
wanna have a little fun together.
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- I'm just... I'm just a chaperone here.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, we love a daddy.
- Yeah, please don't scare him.
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00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:50,733
Yeah. Can you just tell us... point us
in the direction of the Obliterator?
227
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,696
- [Joanne] Yes.
- [Noah] Uh, it's my first time.
228
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,571
Not like my first time, my first time.
Did you...
229
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'Cause... I've had sex before.
230
00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:01,243
It's just my first time in the store.
The Obliterator.
231
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,996
The Obliterator is a very popular choice.
232
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,623
- Right.
- But just be careful.
233
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:08,209
Okay? You wanna
work your way up to level ten.
234
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:09,960
My friend went straight to ten.
235
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,797
She can't fly now
because the shaking is so triggering.
236
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:13,880
She can't do turbulence.
237
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,384
- Okay. Good Lord.
- Okay. Great.
238
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,136
Could you tell us where it is?
'Cause we, um... We have plans.
239
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,347
- Yeah, we have plans.
- I bet you do.
240
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,848
- This guy.
- There in the back.
241
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,308
- Thanks.
- Okay. Thanks.
242
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,953
- [Joanne] I really am sorry about this.
- Oh no!
243
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:31,982
But it'll be a funny story that, one day,
we can tell to our... all of our friends.
244
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,192
[Noah] There it is.
245
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,946
Yes! Last one too.
246
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,115
- Great.
- It's got some weight to it.
247
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:42,910
A lot of warnings too. Look at this.
"Don't operate heavy machinery after use."
248
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,579
- Yikes.
- "Can cause heart attack."
249
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:49,333
Wow. That's actually
one of my biggest fears.
250
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,977
- Really? A heart attack?
- [Noah] Yeah.
251
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,087
What about you? What's your biggest fear?
252
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:56,048
Oh, um, I don't know. Bad facelift.
253
00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:58,342
Come on. I'm serious.
254
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,053
Well, you don't look serious.
255
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:04,348
Give me a real answer.
What's your biggest fear?
256
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,268
I don't know, Noah.
Anything from that section, I guess.
257
00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,936
I'm just trying to have fun with you.
258
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,813
I'm having fun. I love fun.
259
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,982
I think there's a time and place for fun
and then,
260
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:16,861
you know, sometimes,
it's important to get serious
261
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:19,655
and connect on a deeper level.
262
00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,158
- In here?
- [Noah] Yeah, listen.
263
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,993
If you don't open up to me...
264
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:31,751
uh, you know, I... I... I... might have to just
265
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,171
severely discipline you.
266
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,298
I don't want to. I don't wanna do this.
267
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,061
- It's happening again.
- You're not gonna.
268
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,509
- [whip smacks]
- Oh!
269
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,052
- I didn't think you'd do it.
- Yes.
270
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,804
- You didn't think so?
- No.
271
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,431
You haven't begun to know me.
272
00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:46,766
- Okay. Listen.
- Yeah?
273
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:50,269
That is child's play 'cause I actually
have been in here before.
274
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:53,439
- Whoa, do I have something to show you.
- Really? Oh wow.
275
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:55,441
- Yeah, buckle up.
- I can't wait to see it.
276
00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:57,359
Grab the biggest butt plug you can find.
277
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,778
Rabbi Roklov?
278
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:01,655
Hi.
279
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:06,494
So how about this? I'm just spitballing.
There are no bad ideas.
280
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,817
There are definitely bad ideas!
281
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,581
There might be bad ideas,
but you still have to be supportive.
282
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,918
What I'm suggesting is that maybe we go
to where his haftarah class is,
283
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:16,003
we break in, we find his bag,
we steal his phone.
284
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,797
We're not stealing his phone.
285
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,925
We're gonna leave him a newer phone.
What time does the Apple Store close?
286
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,636
Can we just go get Mom, please?
She'd at least be comforting.
287
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:27,097
Okay. Well, screw comforting.
You're a Roklov, and Roklovs take action.
288
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,181
[Miriam sighs]
289
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,897
That is it. You're a Roklov.
290
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:39,443
The text said "Miriam likes you,"
not Miriam Roklov.
291
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:43,322
That's great. There are a billion
12-year-old Miriams in the world.
292
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,115
Uh, you guys use Snapchat, right?
293
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,451
Yeah. What are you doing?
294
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,787
I'm gonna create a fake profile.
What's his handle?
295
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:52,873
[sighs] Caleb slash Brenner.
Spell the slash.
296
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,167
God, that's such an uncreative name.
I hate that.
297
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,377
- What?
- [Sasha] Found him.
298
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,753
- Watch.
- Oh God.
299
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,005
Hi, Caleb.
300
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,384
This is Miriam Bernstein.
301
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,220
- Bernstein?
- I've seen your socials.
302
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,722
We don't go to school together.
But do you wanna hook up?
303
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,308
- Hook up? Dad! Give me the phone!
- [Sasha] Fine. I got this.
304
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,937
How about, uh, hey, do you wanna
meet up tomorrow at Starbies?
305
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,564
No, do not say Starbies.
306
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:19,316
- Don't interrupt me. I'm in my flow.
- Okay. Can you just say...
307
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,400
- [phone beeps]
- Sent.
308
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,737
- Let's see what happens.
- [Miriam] No...
309
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,173
- I'm hungry. Are you hungry?
- No.
310
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,700
Starbies sounds good, doesn't it?
Do you want some Starbies?
311
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:28,784
No Starbies.
312
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,661
You're right. I should make a coffee here.
313
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,496
Mr. Goldberg!
314
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,248
Ah. [chuckles awkwardly]
315
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,750
Well, I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll be damned.
316
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,586
- [laughs]
- What?
317
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,589
So...
318
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,258
How you been?
319
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,969
- Uh, good, good. Good.
- [Noah] Good.
320
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,138
- Uh, no complaints.
- Mm.
321
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,472
Uh, you?
322
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,683
- No complaints as well.
- [Mr. Goldberg] Yeah.
323
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,476
- [Noah] Yeah. Yeah.
- [woman sighs]
324
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,521
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
325
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,107
You know, I've, uh...
I've never been here before.
326
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,817
I've never been here before either.
327
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,695
[Joanne] Comin' in hot!
That's gonna leave a mark!
328
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:05,863
Oh my God.
329
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:10,534
[groans] This is
Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg. Joanne.
330
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:11,702
- [Joanne] Hi.
- This is...
331
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,246
Hi. Uh, nice to meet you.
332
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:18,167
Mr. Goldberg is actually
a... a board member of our temple.
333
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,252
Shalom.
334
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,211
[Noah groaning]
335
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:24,840
I'm... I'm really, really sorry.
I never should have brought you here.
336
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:25,841
It's bad.
337
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,469
- I'm really sorry.
- He's gonna tell my boss. I'm screwed.
338
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,722
But... I mean, is it that bad?
339
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,433
Like, he was in there with his wife too.
340
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:37,853
Yes, but he's not a rabbi.
I have to change temples now.
341
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,065
Actually, I have to switch careers.
I'll just go work for my dad.
342
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,817
That's what I'm gonna do.
Wow. Wow! Life changes so fast.
343
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,236
Noah. No, I refuse to accept that.
344
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,697
You can just talk to him,
like, man-to-man.
345
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,616
- Blame it on me.
- I don't have his number.
346
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,867
I don't know what to say.
347
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,287
Well, the Internet's a powerful tool.
I can find you his number.
348
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,081
We can figure out what to say.
349
00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:01,418
Mr. Goldberg. Board member. Temple.
350
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,503
How do you spell Chai?
351
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,213
- [Noah] C-H-A-I.
- C-H-A-I.
352
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,508
- Boom! Is that him?
- Yeah.
353
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,843
Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay. Well...
354
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,303
Oh.
355
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,723
- What?
- Rabbi Roklov.
356
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,894
Does that look like the woman
who he was in the sex shop with?
357
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,479
No, it doesn't.
358
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,939
That wasn't his wife.
359
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,441
Mr. Goldberg?
360
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:28,404
You bad, bad boy!
361
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,948
I hate to say it. I hate to say it.
362
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,034
- But this could be good for me.
- Okay, just hold on.
363
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,744
Let's fact-check it and make su...
364
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,662
Well, no.
365
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,288
If you were thinking like I was,
366
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,708
maybe he and his wife are separated.
They're not.
367
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:44,253
This photo was posted four days ago
for his wedding anniversary.
368
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,336
That's his wife.
369
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,841
- Oh, that's really sad.
- Yes! Yes! Yeah, for sure.
370
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,509
Sad, but also...
371
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:52,428
[Joanne laughs]
372
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,511
...so good.
373
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,099
- [Joanne] So you're okay!
- [Noah] I feel a lot better.
374
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,476
- I feel very hungry.
- Really? Oh yeah. Okay. Sure.
375
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,147
Let's get you something to eat.
Um, I think we missed the reservation.
376
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,232
- That's the thing. Where do you wanna go?
- Uh...
377
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,984
- A lot of places.
- Where are we?
378
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:10,654
Oh! Search taco places near us
'cause I heard about a cute spot.
379
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,744
You know what? Actually, um, it's closed.
380
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,411
- Is it?
- Yep.
381
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:23,125
Okay, listen. I know a good spot.
382
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:24,917
Still open.
383
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,879
- Really?
- [Noah] Yep.
384
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,964
[upbeat music playing]
385
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,549
Come with me.
386
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,011
[Joanne laughs] Okay.
387
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,765
[Noah] Your Obliterator.
388
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:43,645
[music fades]
389
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:49,026
Do you want ice cream? It's really cold,
like ice cream... is supposed to be.
390
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,109
I'm okay.
391
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:52,945
Are you worried?
392
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,990
No, not at all.
393
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,285
Okay. The way you said that makes me think
you're worried, but I'm not worried.
394
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,707
- [cell phone trills]
- Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.
395
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,374
Okay, it's him.
396
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:08,545
"Hey, that's cool."
397
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,216
"But, actually,
I like a different Miriam."
398
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,051
Oh my God. He likes you.
399
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,011
Oh my God. He likes me.
400
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:20,432
He likes me. He likes me! He likes me!
401
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,017
[laughing] Hey!
402
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:27,064
Do you wanna hang out with me?
Cuddle up and watch Mission: Impossible?
403
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:30,192
I gotta go back to Angelica's.
This is absolutely gonna destroy her.
404
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,777
Yeah, it will. Get back there.
405
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:38,659
Oh, uh, Dad? Thanks. Sorry for saying
that you never help me with anything.
406
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,743
You never said that.
407
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,789
Bye, honey. Love you.
408
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,415
Love you too, Dad.
409
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,251
- [Miriam] Love you too, Dad.
- Thank you.
410
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,044
- [door closes]
- [cell phone trills]
411
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:56,760
"Hey, so I'm not into it,
but my friend Trevor is."
412
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:57,844
Okay.
413
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,721
What's Trevor's deal?
414
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,557
Is he cool?
415
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,560
Does he play Fortnite?
416
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,603
[Noah] Good stuff here.
417
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,106
[gentle music playing]
418
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,110
[Joanne sighs]
419
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,331
I feel really bad
you had to do all this work
420
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:20,325
and that we didn't even get to go
to that restaurant that you loved.
421
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,452
I've actually never been
to that restaurant.
422
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,956
I chose it 'cause it looked cool online
and I wanted to impress you.
423
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,543
Okay. Well, this is impressive.
424
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,711
- Really?
- Yes.
425
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:31,962
Wait till you taste it.
426
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,882
Well, I'm really hungry,
so I'm sure it's gonna be great.
427
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,597
Oh my God. You just whipped that up?
428
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,433
- It's pretty simple.
- It's unbelievable.
429
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,060
- Okay, all right. [chuckles]
- [Joanne] Very impressive.
430
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,062
- You don't have to lie.
- I'm not lying.
431
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:50,897
Mmm.
432
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,320
Can we talk about tonight?
433
00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:00,490
It felt like something was weird, and, um,
434
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,869
I was just trying to connect, you know?
435
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,038
Yeah, I felt that.
436
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:10,250
When you asked me my biggest fear
in the sex shop, that felt weird.
437
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,294
- That was awkwardly timed.
- Mm-hmm.
438
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,504
Um, okay.
439
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,174
I'm gonna lay it all out there.
440
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,551
I don't want this to be a rebound.
441
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:23,347
I want it to be something real.
And maybe that's lame to say,
442
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,349
uh, but I guess I'm okay with that.
443
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,811
I'm not just looking for something fun.
And if you are, that's totally cool.
444
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:33,106
You don't owe me anything.
I would just like to know.
445
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,443
Yeah, no, um...
446
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,489
[chuckles nervously] Here's the truth.
447
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,621
Actually, I've never done this before,
and it's feeling very scary.
448
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,665
Can you... Would you mind turning around?
449
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,959
- What? You want...
- Fine, I'll do it.
450
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,378
- Okay.
- Okay. [sighs]
451
00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:01,677
Noah, my mom is really emotional,
and it always pushed my dad away.
452
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,055
I'm not saying that's what made him gay,
but it certainly didn't keep him straight.
453
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:08,350
And I always tried really hard
not to be like that.
454
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:13,355
And, yes, sometimes I do weird shit,
and I can be impulsive and obsessive,
455
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:17,484
and I did Google your ex-girlfriend,
and I'm really sorry you had to see that.
456
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,610
I didn't see that.
457
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,654
Oh.
458
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,865
Well, I only did it that once.
459
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:29,454
And... my biggest fear is a bad facelift,
460
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,538
but I...
461
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,711
I think I'm realizing an even bigger fear.
462
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:38,838
It is...
463
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:41,924
this.
464
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,931
That I will become emotionally dependent
465
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:52,477
on a guy who will one day realize
that I'm too much and break my heart.
466
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,563
[gentle music playing]
467
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,866
Is that the most unattractive thing
you've ever seen?
468
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,827
No. It's the most attractive.
469
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,663
I want this.
470
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,207
I want all of this.
471
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,378
But are you gonna do that, Noah?
472
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,048
Are you gonna break my heart?
473
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,134
It would truly kill me
to break your heart.
474
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,847
♪ I ♪
475
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:33,894
♪ I've been learning to fly ♪
476
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,189
♪ This whole time... ♪
477
00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,106
[sighs]
478
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:43,070
♪ I, I've... ♪
479
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,071
Hi, babe.
480
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:46,239
♪...been learning to ride ♪
481
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,158
♪ This life... ♪
482
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,993
- Oh, hey.
- Hi.
483
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,329
How was your night?
484
00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:54,206
[sighs] It was uneventful.
485
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:57,417
Rebecca talked shit about Noah
for, like, three and a half hours,
486
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:59,127
- and it still wasn't enough.
- Mm-mm.
487
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,045
How was yours?
488
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,254
It was good.
489
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:06,259
I got high and watched Mission: Impossible
and helped Miriam out with a boy problem.
490
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,971
- I'm a pretty good dad.
- What? You really are.
491
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,765
Oh my God. You've had some drinks.
492
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:14,017
- I really have.
- [both laugh]
493
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,975
Think I'm gonna be able
to use this to my advantage?
494
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,355
I really do.
495
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:19,438
All right.
496
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,149
- Okay.
- Right this way.
497
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,610
Oh. I have to let you know
before anything happens.
498
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:24,528
Yeah.
499
00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:27,781
I think I'm in a relationship
with a teenage boy I met on the Internet.
500
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:29,533
Oh. Does he know about me?
501
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:32,702
Yeah. He was okay with it
because we aren't that serious yet.
502
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,747
Okay. You guys
are still seeing other people?
503
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:38,792
[Sasha] Yeah, he invited me
to his eighth-grade graduation.
504
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:40,877
[gentle music continues]
505
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,924
Would you hand me my phone?
506
00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:50,719
Thank you.
507
00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:54,641
[Joanne clears throat]
508
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:57,727
Hello, sister.
509
00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,147
The medicine wants me to share with you
510
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:04,901
that I just had incredible sex
with the rabbi
511
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:08,113
after I showed him all of my crazy.
512
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,698
And guess what?
513
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,783
It didn't scare him.
514
00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:15,596
- I'm actually really into it.
- [Joanne laughs]
515
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:18,248
♪ I ♪
516
00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:23,336
♪ I've been learning to fly ♪
517
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,631
♪ This whole time ♪
518
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:31,720
♪ Oh, I ♪
519
00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,345
[man] Noah?
520
00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,184
- Noah.
- Rabbi Cohen.
521
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,519
I was hoping to catch you.
522
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:43,773
I had an interesting phone call
with Mr. Goldberg.
523
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:45,358
I can explain.
524
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:46,610
- You better.
- Okay.
525
00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:48,737
Because that cheap schmuck,
526
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,990
he just gave us
the biggest donation of the year.
527
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,202
He felt inspired by you.
528
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:56,745
How did you do it?
529
00:24:58,830 --> 00:24:59,873
Blackmail?
530
00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,627
[laughs] Yeah! Yeah.
531
00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:05,545
That's how I became head rabbi.
532
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,256
Yeah. Well, keep up the good work.
533
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:13,053
[wistful music playing]
534
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,640
[exhales]
535
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,395
Okay.
536
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,981
♪ I'm still tight with all my demons ♪
537
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:28,401
♪ And if you see them
Would you please not fuck 'em up? ♪
538
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:36,826
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, I still fuck with all my demons ♪
539
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:40,413
♪ And if I'm dreaming
Would you please not wake me up? ♪
540
00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:49,172
♪ Got family traits of an addict
No stick shift, it's automatic ♪
541
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:52,175
♪ My past was somewhat tragic
And now I need a bad bitch or an actress ♪
542
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:55,099
♪ Keep some cash under my mattress
In case I get stuck like LA traffic ♪
543
00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:57,973
♪ I always go for the win
Like the Lakers fuck up the Mavericks ♪
544
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:01,017
♪ And you can suck all the dicks
I'm all fundamentals, not for the tricks ♪
545
00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,812
♪ I'm such a fanatic
Got LeBron's schematics in my attic ♪
546
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,314
♪ Got a few bad habits
But I can't bring myself to quit ♪
547
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,544
♪ As we fade to black, my heart attack
Who the fuck said you could be rapping? ♪
548
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:13,446
♪ I'm still, I'm still
I'm, I'm, I'm still ♪
549
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,907
♪ I'm still tight with all my demons ♪
550
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:20,536
[music fades]
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