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[upbeat music playing]
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♪ LA on my mind ♪
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♪ I can't breathe ♪
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♪ You're there when I close my eyes... ♪
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[sighs]
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Morgan, I asked you
to park down the street.
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Okay, I am not your chauffeur,
and I needed cash, so...
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Who even uses cash?
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Okay. Mom always says
when the world ends, you better have cash.
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Can we please walk?
I don't want him to come out and find me.
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Okay. Wait, so what happened in there?
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Okay, he seemed totally normal
while we were messaging each other.
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Then we sit down for a drink,
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and he starts crying
about how his grandmother died.
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Oh, that's sad.
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- No, Morgan, when he was 12.
- Oh.
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He said it was, quote, "Still raw."
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Okay. Well. A little bit much.
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Oh my God. He's texting me,
asking me where I went. What a psychopath.
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- Did you not tell him where you went?
- I just met this guy.
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- I have to tell him every move I make?
- Save it for the podcast, Joanne.
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[Joanne] I'm sorry, am I the asshole?
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No, no, no, no, no. No, grandmas die.
Like, you know, that's, like, their thing.
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Anyway, this guy's grandma
had a really good life.
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She was a Rockette.
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She spent 42 years
with her soulmate, William,
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and I shouldn't know so much
about this woman
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because I was on the date for 30 minutes.
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- Can I say what everyone's thinking?
- Be my guest.
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Okay, great. Thank you.
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We've done this podcast
for, like, what, 119 episodes,
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and this story you're telling,
it just sounds, like, very familiar.
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I have never dated a guy
who was in love with his grandma.
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I'm talking about when you find a nice,
normal guy, and you find fault with him.
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It's like, I don't know
if you actually wanna meet somebody.
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- Yes, I do.
- Okay.
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Remember Greg?
I dated him for eight months.
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I was utterly obsessed with him.
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Yeah, I do remember him,
and he did not acknowledge you in public.
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Yeah.
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Which is maybe what it takes
for you to like someone.
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Hmm.
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Someone who's emotionally unavailable.
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- We all understood what you were saying.
- Okay.
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[sighs] All right, I could make
healthier relationship choices.
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And I will.
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- Great.
- Going forward.
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I mean, he literally had a photo
of him and his grandma on his profile.
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- The signs were there.
- Yeah, that's on me.
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{\an8}♪ My love you've been chasing ♪
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{\an8}♪ The unchasable ♪
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♪ Is it because you go running
Whenever you... ♪
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Hey, I have to tell you something.
I don't want you to overreact.
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Oh shit. What is it?
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Is Esther cheating on me?
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- Whatever. I'll stay with her.
- No.
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You have to stop
letting Mom cut your hair.
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- Why?
- Because you're an adult man. It's sad.
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Hmm. Is somebody jealous?
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I just don't look like myself
when she doesn't cut it.
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- [man 1] We're back!
- [man 2] Hey, Beck!
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- [Beck] Hi!
- Hey.
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{\an8}- Okay, the game has not started yet.
- Good, good, good.
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{\an8}- Good?
- For me?
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{\an8}- For you. Hi.
- Thank you.
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{\an8}- Um, this is for you. Let's do this.
- Oh yes. Pamplemousse.
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{\an8}You know what?
Let's just eat out of the boxes.
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{\an8}Oh, I'd really rather use plates.
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}Sash, I tried to convince Esther
to come over, but, you know, I lost her
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{\an8}as soon as I said
we were watching the game.
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{\an8}- [Sash] Oh, that makes sense.
- [Beck] Here you go.
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{\an8}- That's... Do you...
- What's on your hand?
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{\an8}- Um...
- Oh, it's an engagement ring.
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{\an8}Whoa, did you guys get engaged?
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{\an8}No. No.
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{\an8}I, um...
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{\an8}[laughs awkwardly] Okay.
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{\an8}So, I, like, randomly found it...
It's so weird.
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{\an8}...a few months ago, in, like,
the bottom drawer of your desk.
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{\an8}- The desk that was locked?
- Yeah, that one.
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{\an8}But it's so funny because I also, like,
randomly found the key.
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{\an8}I don't know how, but...
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{\an8}- Rebecca.
- Yeah, I know.
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{\an8}You can't go around
unlocking all my stuff.
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{\an8}It's a violation of privacy.
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{\an8}You were clearly gonna propose anyway,
and I don't know what was taking so long.
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So now we can just, like,
skip past the "will you marry me," part
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'cause I say yes.
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But that part was my whole part.
I wanted it to be romantic.
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I was gonna take you
to that place in Santa Barbara you like.
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You know, I heard it's, like,
really run-down now.
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- Okay.
- Oh, yeah.
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I read that too.
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That it's, like, the whole place smells
like seawater, you know.
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I'll let... let you guys finish up.
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Speaking of places, I spoke to your mom,
and we found this wedding venue...
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You talked to my mom about this?
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I always talk to your mom.
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Oh my God! That's not okay.
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Noah, I don't understand
what the disconnect here is.
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- You don't?
- [Rebecca] I don't.
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Hon, we're together, then we get married.
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- It's just not that complicated.
- [Noah] I don't know.
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It seems like you're checking off
items on a list, and I...
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I don't think that's how it should feel.
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I don't know what it is
that you were, like, "expecting to feel,"
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but this... this is it.
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Okay? This... this...
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This is the feeling.
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[poignant music playing]
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I'm sorry, Beck. I don't think it is.
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[poignant music continues]
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- [woman] Really? You would?
- A competition makes it fun.
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Can we get a few slices
of your cheesecake?
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- Uh, with a candle.
- [waiter] Of course.
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Special occasion?
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- It's our anniversary.
- [waiter] Aw.
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Of the day they got separated.
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Why do we do this every year?
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Because some divorces
are meant to be celebrated.
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[chuckles] Like yours.
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Meanwhile, this one and I
were together for 32 beautiful years.
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We only separated because he was
a bit confused about his sexuality.
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Not confused, Lynnie-bear. 100% sure.
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It's very trendy to be gay these days.
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- Mom.
- [Joanne] What?
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- Are you gay?
- You cannot ask that.
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- You don't out someone.
- No. You can... You save yourself.
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- [man] Don't answer that.
- I'll be back with desserts.
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Thanks, handsome.
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[Lynn] I've been meaning to tell you all.
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I went to the doctor the other day,
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and she discovered something awful.
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- What?
- [man] Oh!
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I noticed it the second you walked in.
Your skin is this awful blue.
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Please put the phone away. What's wrong?
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Uh, I went to see Birch.
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- Who the fuck is Birch?
- Oh my God.
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Birch is her sound therapist.
Okay, she is not a doctor, Mom.
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We thought were telling us you had cancer.
Don't do that.
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- She's a voice biologist.
- Okay.
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And she discovered that when I speak,
I'm missing the note C.
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Okay.
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[Lynn] The note C
is directly related to your colon,
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and the colon is directly related to...
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Guess it.
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[phone buzzing]
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Deep sadness.
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- Okay. We have a diagnosis.
- [Morgan] Mom.
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You've got to stop going to this woman.
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- It's a New York area code.
- [man] Bless your heart.
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- It's gotta be about the podcast.
- Oh my God!
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I'm not gonna get it here.
Dad, move. I need you to move.
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- I need to get the phone. Move!
- What? Hey! What are you doing?
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- [Joanne] Get out of the way!
- Stop! Move! Everyone, move!
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Hold on, hold on.
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Yes. Hi, James. I can hear you.
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[James] Hi, Joanne. Should we grab
your sister, or does that not matter?
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- She's right here with me.
- Hi. I matter. Hi, James.
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[James] So we've been tracking
your podcast since we last spoke,
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and it seems like time
to discuss a possible acquisition.
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- [gasps] Oh my God.
- Really?
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[James] We need to be sure
numbers keep rising,
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but everyone loves your dynamic
and how you engage with your fans.
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So keep that up
and everything should fall into place.
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We will. And... and this show has legs
for a spin-off and a book deal.
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I have an idea of something
we could produce...
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Um, will we get nice offices?
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- [James] Okay, I've gotta jump. Talk soon.
- Okay.
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- Great. Yes. Great. Thank you, James. Bye.
- Thank you! Oh my God.
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[both squeal]
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Amazing!
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Hi, Sleeping Beauty. What are you doing?
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[Joanne] Working.
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It looks like you're in bed.
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The world is my office, Ashley.
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Must be nice. I'm just working
on this ad packet for the podcast.
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You could be doing that from bed,
but we all have our own process.
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[Ashley] Can we focus?
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Jo, are you coming here tonight
for the dinner party?
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Who's gonna be there? Bunch of lesbians?
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No.
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Not as many as usual.
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But some potentially
interesting guys for you.
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A divorcé with a young kid, you know,
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a finance guy and a rabbi.
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Oh, I thought you were starting
a bad joke. Um...
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They all sound terrible. I'll be there.
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- Perfect. Dress like a huge slut.
- I'll borrow something from your mom.
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My mom's dead, and you know it, you bitch.
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- You didn't even like her. Bye!
- [Ashley] Bye.
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[upbeat music playing]
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♪ I can be yellow ♪
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♪ I can rearrange by the afternoon... ♪
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Honey, I'm home!
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[Ashley] Finally.
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- Mm. Mwah.
- Oh.
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Ew. Not gay for you.
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- Okay?
- I tried.
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What is this?
What are you wearing? It's disgusting.
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Two words. Chinchilla.
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[Ashley] Okay, this is a cry for help.
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I found it in the back
of my dad's closet, so maybe.
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- Hi, everyone. I'm Joanne.
- [man] How's it going?
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You can relax. It's... it's fake.
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She bites.
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Rabbi.
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Hmm?
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- Hi.
- [Joanne] Hi.
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- Oh, can you hand me that corkscrew?
- Sure.
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- Here. Let me open that for ya.
- Oh. Thank you.
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Although, uh, are you sure
you should be drinking?
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You seem to be going through something.
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Oh, no.
I'm just in constant need of attention.
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I respect that. I also like attention.
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I say I don't, but... I do.
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- [Joanne] You do, right?
- Yes.
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- Doesn't it feel good to say it out loud?
- Yeah.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Sorry, I'm cute.
I like when people notice.
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There you go.
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You are cute. I noticed.
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Thank you. See? I... I know.
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You know what else feels good?
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To, um, say something embarrassing,
like, the second that you meet someone.
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- Okay.
- [Joanne] I'll go first.
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Um, oh, I had this clear mole
removed from my face
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that no one ever noticed, right here.
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And now the scar is,
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I think, way more noticeable
than the clear mole ever was.
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I feel like it's all anyone's staring at.
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- First thing I noticed when you came in.
- Isn't it gross?
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- It's brutal.
- Oh God.
235
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Yeah, no, I don't see it at all.
Um, something embarrassing for me.
236
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- [Joanne] Mm-hmm.
- Uh...
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[laughs]
238
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Do you know how to do this?
239
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- I think so. Here, let me try it.
- Wait. Hang on.
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I appreciate you
putting yourself out there.
241
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- I feel like I've done so much already.
- Okay.
242
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,351
What a comeback!
243
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,021
Um, am I supposed to say
something embarrassing?
244
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- [Joanne] Yeah.
- Does this count?
245
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[Joanne laughs]
246
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:10,693
- All right. One more shot.
- Yeah, okay. What's your, um...
247
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- What's my embarrassing thing?
- [Joanne] Yeah.
248
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- Well, I used to be a sommelier.
- [Joanne giggles]
249
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- [Noah] I think...
- If you pull this off!
250
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I mean, come on.
251
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Not gonna lie.
There's a bit of cork in there.
252
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- I can handle it.
- Okay.
253
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- How's that?
- [Joanne] Good.
254
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- Mm-hmm.
- All right.
255
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Cheers.
256
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Cheers.
257
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Joanne.
258
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Joanne. That's an old-fashioned name.
259
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- I like that.
- [Joanne] Mm.
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- I'm Noah.
- [Joanne] Noah.
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Very biblical.
262
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Oh! Did you know there's a rabbi here?
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No shit.
264
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:44,810
- [Joanne] Yeah.
- Where?
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Um, I don't see him now,
but he has a beard,
266
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and he was definitely judging me.
267
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- Sounds like a rabbi.
- [Joanne laughs]
268
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How do you know Ashley?
269
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Uh, we're in a Neighborhood Watch
program together.
270
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- We're basically both Karens.
- Oh wow.
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Yeah. Um, I think she only invited me
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'cause I'm kind of going through
a breakup thing,
273
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and I think she felt sorry for me.
274
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Mm.
275
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[cutlery clinks on glass]
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Dinner is ready.
277
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There are less forks
than there are people,
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but you'll figure it out. Enjoy.
279
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Okay, uh...
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I... I guess I'm gonna go snag a good seat.
281
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- Okay.
- [Noah] See you out there.
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Sure will.
283
00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,191
- Are you Claire?
- Joanne.
284
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:35,027
- Nice to meet you.
- So nice to finally meet you.
285
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:38,239
Oh, the prettier cousin.
Can you please go put a dent in the yams?
286
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,682
- Oh, sure.
- No one's eating them.
287
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,951
- [Claire] Happy to.
- It's impossible to host.
288
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,954
- Are you having fun?
- I think I'm into Divorced Guy.
289
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:47,998
- Of course. He's a horrible person.
- [Joanne] What?
290
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,167
He's perfect for your podcast.
291
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,420
- Go for it.
- [Joanne] Why? What's wrong with him?
292
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,714
- He's a condescending asshole.
- Really?
293
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:58,843
I don't know why I invite him to
these things. I think I feel bad for him.
294
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,345
You know, I'm an empath.
He's going through a divorce.
295
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,471
You're not an empath.
296
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,181
- Here's a question.
- [Joanne] Mm-hmm.
297
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Are we done with the coat?
298
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:06,600
Never.
299
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,311
- Someone's gonna throw paint on you.
- Okay, fine.
300
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,604
Gonna be paint on the rug.
301
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,817
- Oh, the drama.
- Better?
302
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,902
- Happy?
- [Ashley] Thrilled. Please pick it up.
303
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,280
- Okay. We're not animals.
- [Joanne] I know.
304
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:23,492
Okay. Not to fan out and be lame,
but I listen to your podcast every week.
305
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,744
She loves a fan.
306
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:28,080
Oh my God, Zara! I knew I liked you.
307
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,724
You have a great name and great taste.
What do you like about it?
308
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,501
- You're embarrassing yourself.
- Thank you.
309
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,504
[Zara] Okay, you just did this episode
about what a bad idea it is
310
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,468
to have a three-way
with someone hotter than you
311
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,175
and it basically saved my marriage.
312
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,343
- Always be the hot one.
- [laughter]
313
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,138
- That's a good motto.
- [Joanne] Well, thank you.
314
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,474
- Who's your friend?
- [Ashley] Mm.
315
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:50,144
Yeah, her bad personality
is weirdly charming, right?
316
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,480
But she's into Gary for some reason.
317
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,441
No way she's into that guy.
318
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,902
Sorry. She has terrible taste.
319
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,196
I'm not asking for me.
I don't... I don't care.
320
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,113
Okay.
321
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,573
Is she Jewish at all?
322
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,076
[Ashley] There's not a Jewish bone
in her body.
323
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,037
Unless you put one in her.
324
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,120
Sh!
325
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,213
- [Ashley] Who eats just the crust?
- The crust is the best part.
326
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:20,674
The point is, he was clearly
tonguing someone who's not his wife.
327
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:21,758
[groans]
328
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,888
100%, if I knew my friend
was being cheated on, I'd tell him.
329
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,349
But we're not that close, you know?
330
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:31,769
Sounds like rabbi territory to me.
What do you think, rabbi?
331
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,145
Be our ethicist.
332
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,944
Uh, well, Judaism doesn't exactly...
333
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,278
Wait. Why are you talking?
334
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,738
Jo, that's so rude.
335
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,322
What are you...
336
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,992
- Isn't he the rabbi?
- The fuck?
337
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,787
I'm not a fucking rabbi.
338
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:52,957
I've written three number-one
New York Times bestsellers.
339
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:56,460
Ever heard of The Apparition Effect
by Gary Howell?
340
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,711
Uh...
341
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,297
You have. It's everywhere.
342
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,424
Oh, you're the asshole.
343
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,384
I've earned it.
344
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,467
And
345
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,638
you're the rabbi?
346
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,432
I'm the rabbi.
347
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:15,812
Um... [clears throat]
348
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,607
So your dilemma is
basically respecting someone's privacy
349
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,693
versus preventing harm.
350
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:24,697
I'm gonna paraphrase, uh,
Rabbi Ishmael in the Talmud
351
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,699
when he says someone who engages in gossip
352
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,660
is equal in sin
to somebody who commits murder.
353
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,036
Bit of a drama queen,
354
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,540
but still, I think in this case,
gossip is the worst option.
355
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,586
I think the rabbi says
keep it to yourself.
356
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,506
- I think I'll still tell her.
- [all laugh]
357
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,591
Okay.
358
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,597
You're a real-life rabbi?
359
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,390
It's hot, right?
360
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:53,933
I mean...
361
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,478
- Sort of.
- [Noah chuckles]
362
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,150
I tell my sister
every time a guy is cheating on her.
363
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,319
- Yeah, you gotta tell your sister.
- [Joanne] Right.
364
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,613
Yeah. Are you guys close?
365
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:08,532
Yeah. She's my best friend
and my worst enemy.
366
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,326
I have one of those.
367
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:12,493
Hmm.
368
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,879
[exhales] I think I'm gonna go home.
369
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,174
- Ooh, feels a bit anti-Semitic.
- [Joanne laughs]
370
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,884
No, you are, um...
371
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,888
You're in, like, a romantic gray area,
372
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:34,058
and I'm trying to make
healthy relationship choices.
373
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:35,850
I'm one day in.
374
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,020
- Okay, one. Congratulations.
- [Joanne] Thank you.
375
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,022
[Noah] You know what? Let me walk you out.
376
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,440
My God, you're obsessed with me.
377
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,275
- I was gonna leave anyway.
- Were you?
378
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,401
Eventually.
379
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,070
[gentle music playing]
380
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,153
Yeah.
381
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:50,240
I mean, it's very nice,
but it's making my eyes burn.
382
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,324
Ah.
383
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,284
Yeah.
384
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:55,579
Here you go. It's cold.
385
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,541
Whatever cologne you're wearing,
I approve.
386
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,834
It's fabric softener.
387
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,796
I didn't park close. Bottom of the hill.
388
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:04,922
Perfect. Me too.
389
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,344
Can you have sex?
390
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:12,262
Right now?
391
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,847
No. Like, in general.
392
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:14,765
Yes.
393
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,558
That's priests. We're just people.
394
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,813
Are you even a little bit Jewish?
Like an aunt or a great-grandmother?
395
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,106
A forged document?
396
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,233
Nope. Why?
397
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,611
Well, rabbi, gentile.
It's pretty hard to pull off.
398
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,863
We're trying to repopulate a people,
you know?
399
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,740
Plus, I don't believe in God.
400
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,994
Sorry, is that offensive
to say to a rabbi?
401
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,578
You can say anything you want.
402
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:40,624
Also, not that it matters,
but baked into the Jewish experience
403
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,502
is wrestling with what God is or isn't,
not knowing.
404
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,294
- Really?
- Yeah.
405
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:46,964
I didn't know that.
406
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,883
People always seem so clear
on what they imagine God to be.
407
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:53,012
I don't know.
None of it has ever felt right to me.
408
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,266
You feel like someone
whose parents are still married.
409
00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,185
Do I? Yeah. 41 years.
410
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,269
- Wow!
- You?
411
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,564
Uh, my dad is gay.
412
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,108
- Oh.
- My mom is still in love with him.
413
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:09,862
And tonight, she's doing ayahuasca
with her Uber driver.
414
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,864
- Really?
- If I read the text correctly.
415
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,449
Okay, so... so not together.
416
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,366
Nah.
417
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,285
You trying to highlight our differences?
418
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:21,457
I guess I'm just testing you, seeing if
I can say something that would scare you.
419
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,208
Oh, you scare me, Joanne. You do.
420
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,127
- I do?
- Yeah. You're terrifying.
421
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:29,965
You're an unfiltered, complicated,
vulnerable, beautiful woman.
422
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,134
I'm not vulnerable.
423
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,721
Walking into a party
with a big-ass fur coat
424
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,265
'cause you're scared not to be seen
as special or different?
425
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:39,808
Sorry, babe.
426
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,434
You vulnerable.
427
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:43,812
What the fuck?
428
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,691
What the fuck?
You some sort of mind reader?
429
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,986
Mm-hmm. I read your mind at the dinner
when you were looking at me.
430
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,404
It was very inappropriate.
431
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,201
This is me.
432
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,371
Where'd you park?
433
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,957
Uh, I got a spot
right in front of Ashley's.
434
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:05,792
God likes me.
435
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,005
You're pretty smooth for a rabbi.
436
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,841
Just trying to be a good citizen,
make sure you're safe.
437
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,929
You're not, by chance,
wrestling with your faith, are you?
438
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,639
Considering throwing it all away?
439
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,599
'Cause with all the "fucks"
and the flirting,
440
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,309
you really don't feel like a rabbi.
441
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,644
Yeah. Yeah, I know.
442
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:28,857
I play up the Torah bad-boy vibe,
but, uh... no, I'm all in on this thing.
443
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,943
I'm a real rabbi. I swear.
444
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,486
Temple Chai.
445
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,740
I'm actually giving a sermon this Friday.
My boss is out of town.
446
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,158
Cool.
447
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,368
It's a big deal.
448
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,994
Oh. Okay.
449
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,331
I wanna thank you.
450
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,960
You helped me with something tonight.
451
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,629
- I did?
- You did.
452
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,300
Say something rabbinical.
453
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,346
There's a fiddler on the roof.
454
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:00,429
[laughs]
455
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,141
Don't be funny.
456
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,601
That's not helping.
457
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,106
[Joanne exhales]
458
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,235
- Get home safe.
- [Joanne] Thank you.
459
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,113
[upbeat music playing]
460
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:24,163
- [phone beeping]
- ♪ Looking in the mirror again and again ♪
461
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,582
♪ Wishing the reflection
Would tell me something ♪
462
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,375
♪ I can't get a hold of myself... ♪
463
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:32,629
- [Morgan] What about Andrew Tate?
- Oh, I would love to meet Andrew Tate.
464
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,382
Put me in a room with that little bitch,
and I would just ask him,
465
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,801
all right, if women are only here
to service you,
466
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,471
to, you know, stay virginal for you
and be the recipient of your abuse,
467
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:42,556
then please explain to me
468
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,434
why we are meant to get off from sex.
469
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,978
Women, like men, are meant to experience
470
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:50,063
big old screaming orgasms.
471
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,457
- I'd fucking...
- [student] Dude...
472
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,692
♪ Cannot be friends, cannot pretend... ♪
473
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:54,610
Right on time.
474
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,820
♪ That it makes sense ♪
475
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:03,994
♪ 'Cause now I'm in it ♪
476
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:08,123
♪ But I've been trying to find my way back
For a minute... ♪
477
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,209
[Sash] Noah. Come on, man.
478
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:11,919
We're... Just shoot!
479
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,922
- Just take the shot!
- All right!
480
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,048
[Sash] Check.
481
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,675
What? I...
482
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,304
Oh, sorry. I didn't... I didn't know...
I didn't know we started. Okay.
483
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,598
- Get your head in the game!
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
484
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,892
I use this for my commercial auditions.
485
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:29,561
And this one you saw on my Raya profile.
486
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,814
But see,
I think I "Facetuned" it too much.
487
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:33,732
I don't know.
488
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,026
♪...my way back for a minute... ♪
489
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:40,697
Look at you, Pilates arms!
I'm not messing with you at all.
490
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:45,285
Huh. Where do you study?
Uh, what... what studio do you go to?
491
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:49,790
♪ And the rain keeps coming down
Along the ceiling ♪
492
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:51,875
♪ And I can hear it ♪
493
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,878
♪ But I can't feel it ♪
494
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,130
♪ Oh ♪
495
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,722
[song ends]
496
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,892
[cantor sings in Hebrew]
497
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:20,778
Thank you.
498
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:24,908
And now I'd like to pass it over
to Rabbi Roklov
499
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,410
for our Shabbat sermon.
500
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:27,952
Rabbi?
501
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,289
Shabbat Shalom.
502
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,708
[all] Shabbat Shalom.
503
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:37,337
[Noah] A scary thing happened to me
a few years ago.
504
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:41,550
I was out to dinner enjoying a steak,
505
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:45,512
and I was enjoying it a little bit
too much because I began to choke.
506
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:49,975
And I looked around at my table for help,
507
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,185
and I don't wanna name any names,
508
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:55,272
but let's just say that everybody froze.
509
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:58,025
Oh, actually, I do wanna name names.
Rabbi Simonson.
510
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,484
[laughter]
511
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:00,736
- [laughs]
- [Noah] Sorry.
512
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:05,032
A very interesting thing happens
when you think you might die.
513
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,868
You have this panicked desire,
514
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:10,954
this panicked need
to know if you've lived your life right.
515
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:14,750
If you've done enough,
if you've said enough.
516
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:15,959
Was it all worth it?
517
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,671
I don't wanna spoil it for you,
but I... I did survive.
518
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,465
[laughter]
519
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,550
[tender music playing]
520
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:28,472
[clears throat] And you know that parable
521
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:31,350
about the man who's
stranded on a roof during a flood,
522
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:34,603
and every time
somebody comes by to help him, he says,
523
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,147
"Nope, God will save me."
524
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:40,817
And in the end, he dies,
and he says to God,
525
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,945
"I've lived by your word.
Why didn't you save me?"
526
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:45,781
And God says,
527
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,825
"I sent you a life jacket and a boat
528
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,243
and a helicopter."
529
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,995
"That was me, buddy."
530
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:57,334
We have all these chances to wake up
and change the course of our lives.
531
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:03,882
Everything can have purpose
if you allow it.
532
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,594
Thinking about switching careers?
533
00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:09,221
Maybe that's God pushing you.
534
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:10,931
Hesitating about a big decision?
535
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,308
That could be God telling you
to think twice.
536
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,685
Thinking about going all in on crypto?
537
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,979
Might not be God.
Ask your accountant what they think.
538
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,231
[laughter]
539
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,274
I gave him that crypto joke.
540
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:22,943
But if you think God's plan
541
00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:26,863
is supposed to feel
like something specific,
542
00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:29,741
and you haven't felt it...
543
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:36,164
and you wonder if we're all in
on some big secret that you aren't in on,
544
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,374
let me tell you,
545
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:39,709
you're in on it.
546
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,131
Shabbat Shalom.
547
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:45,674
[all] Shabbat Shalom.
548
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:52,472
That was a weird sermon.
549
00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:54,307
Thanks, Mom. Hi.
550
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:55,225
[woman 1] Rabbi.
551
00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:57,978
- I'd like you to meet my daughter, Alissa.
- [Noah] Oh, hello.
552
00:23:58,061 --> 00:24:01,273
- She graduated from hospitality school.
- Oh, wonderful.
553
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,358
Rita, you're suffocating him.
554
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:04,818
- Rabbi.
- Hi.
555
00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:07,571
You remember my niece Isabel
from Rosh Hashanah services.
556
00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:10,240
- Of course, yes.
- [woman 2] She just got over shingles.
557
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:13,618
Okay, mazel tov, mazel tov.
Excuse me, ladies, one second.
558
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:14,953
I will be right back.
559
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,663
- I'll be right back.
- [woman 3] Rabbi.
560
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:18,165
[Noah] Hi, one second.
561
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,041
One moment. I'll be right back.
562
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,421
[upbeat music playing]
563
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:26,505
Rabbi.
564
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:28,257
Joanne.
565
00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:35,474
Who the hell is that?
566
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,018
A shiksa.
567
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:42,105
♪ You and I ♪
568
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,692
♪ You don't wanna talk about it ♪
569
00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:50,238
♪ You don't wanna talk about you and I ♪
570
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,450
♪ We don't ever talk about it ♪
571
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,619
♪ But in my head you say ♪
572
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,205
♪ Say you still want it ♪
573
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:01,708
♪ That you're done with being lonely now ♪
574
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:06,129
♪ It's you and I ♪
575
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:10,008
♪ You and I ♪
576
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:12,718
[music fades]
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