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Last year, Americans purchasedupwards of $3 billion in greeting cards.
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Weddings, romance,thank-yous, and birthdays
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are all sales leaders,
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with major holidaysproviding steady profits.
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It's a thriving industrywhere it's often said
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the right card can make the day.
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Yeah, I'm a writer.
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Cards.
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Greetings. Uh...
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romantic ones.
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So, yeah, I'm a poet,
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if you've got to label me.
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'Cause women,
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they love poets.
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I mean...
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I could see her pupils dilate.
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I had her hooked.
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Then she asked,
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"Well, if you're so famous,
what have you written?"
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I just shrugged, then I said...
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"Only the top Valentine's Day card
for the last three years in a row."
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What year was this again?
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So, then what happened?
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Then, my dear Mad-man,
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the lady did the splits.
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Whoo, dog!
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Sex.
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At what point did the poor woman
find out you're a hack?
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Sadly, it was but a single night
of sweated bliss.
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So she had some taste, then.
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God, no.
She was a fan of your work.
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Hmm. Smart girl.
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By the way, 90% of all cards
are purchased by women.
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You better get with the program.
You're no Taft.
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Taft, he was... he was great, right?
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Only one ever better.
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What happened to him?
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He quit cards to write novels.
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He's writing a novel.
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Don't be fooled, intern.
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Novels are for people
who can't edit themselves.
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Cards are still the ultimate challenge.
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For you, maybe.
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Sweet talk will get you nowhere.
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You.
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Mr. Wentworth,
Mr. Styvesan wants to see you.
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Good.
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I was just about to ask
for a meeting.
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Good luck, pal.
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Well, who's to say it's not good news?
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We'll keep our fingers crossed.
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Styvesan,
I'm so glad you made the time.
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Got some great ones here.
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-Ray--
-"Dear, sweet love...
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I've been missing you.
Why did you leave me?"
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-That's kind of bleak.
-Ray, why don't you just--
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"Honey, come back.
It was my fault."
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I'm thinking
a whole line of "I Regrets."
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A whole new line!
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-Could there be a song chip in there?
-No.
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Playing a sad song or something?
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No song chips, no glitter--
just the truth, all right?
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'Cause that's what cards
have been missing.
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Besides, I've heard complaints
about the glitter.
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You know, I campaigned
for a stronger glue about two years ago.
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-Ray, why don't you have a seat.
-Let's go retro.
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Could be hip. I'm thinking...
dime trees.
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Girl opens the card,
there's ten dimes for her.
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In a romance card?
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Could be great for someone you love
who you owe money to.
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Okay, fine. Class it up.
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Quarters. That's your idea. Good.
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You want to put quarters
in a romance card.
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Ray...
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I'm gonna have to let you go.
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No.
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Yeah.
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Move me to another department.
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What department, Ray?
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I'll proofread.
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-I'll fold.
-What was that?
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I'll fold.
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Fold what, cards?
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We have machines behind you
that fold cards, Ray.
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I'll do it faster.
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Faster than a machine?
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Faster than 300 cards a minute?
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I'll double it.
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Okay, Ray, I'm sorry.
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I'm gonna have to take
your guild card.
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Come on.
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Ray, why don't you, um,
get your stuff some other time, okay?
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We'll keep it safe for you.
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What are you looking at?
Get back to work.
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And somebody water this damn thing.
My daughter gave it to me.
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Too many things dying around here.
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Ray. Here he is.
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Man.
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You're in a little early.
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I'm celebrating.
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Hit me.
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Taft?
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Raymond.
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How's the novel coming?
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Ah, it's-- it's difficult.
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My publisher says it has to be
120 pages, minimum.
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How much you got?
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Well, I'm up to... three.
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Chapters?
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Words.
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Actually, I'm thinking
of getting back into the card game.
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No. Don't.
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You're... you're so... good. You...
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You know, you're honest, and, uh...
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I...
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I have writer's block.
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Oh.
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Well.
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Listen.
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You're still divorced, right?
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Yeah.
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Still.
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Good for you.
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'Cause the chase is the key.
The chase.
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I got a wife, I'm settled in,
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but I don't have that-- that drive,
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that sand.
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You, the love of your life left you.
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You got that hole inside.
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It's a gift.
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You're lucky.
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Thanks.
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I never thought of it like that.
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Remember...
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Never write for anyone.
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-Always write for...
- ...someone.
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Yeah.
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Fuck the bastards.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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And on my left,
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Skid Row's pride and joy,
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Shitfoot!
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I've got twenty bucks in my pocket,
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to the last bum standing.
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All right, gentlemen:
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Fight!
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Go, Shitfoot.
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Mr. Ray!
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Hey, Mr. Ray, I know you're in there!
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Give me a sec.
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And the giraffe babywill be at the city zoo
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for just two more weeks,
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so you'd better get down there.
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Open, sez me!
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A new holiday? Maybe.
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The governor's officeis about to make an announcement,
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one he says will givethe greeting card industry a boost.
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Rent.
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That's it? Just "rent"?
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No "Good morning, Ray.
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Have you noticed
the flowers I planted?"
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Nothing in Spanish?
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Alquiler.
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Let me guess. That--
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Rent.
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Listen, I cut a tendon.
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They don't heal so fast.
I can't ply my trade.
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And you can't write
with the other fingers?
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You're gonna have to figure out
a way to pay me.
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So?
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You want me to blow you?
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Hey, watch what you're saying.
There's children present.
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I have to watch him for my damn sister
while she goes to school
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to learn how to clean teeth,
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and it's against the law
for me to take him to the track.
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And I can't push him off the roof.
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You're in a real pickle.
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-Well, how about that.
-What?
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I thought he'd be afraid of you.
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Come here, 'jito.
I want you to meet Uncle Ray.
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Why is that woman crying?
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Who can say?
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Probably a love thing.
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Do you love anybody?
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Maybe.
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You?
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I love trucks.
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Consider yourself lucky.
Trucks never leave you.
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But they break down all the time.
That's what my uncle says.
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Except he says they break down
all the damn time.
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I suppose so.
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Hello, Nellies.
What's the scoop?
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Nothin'.
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Styvesan's looking for you.
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Told him you'd be here tonight.
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How'd you know?
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'Cause you're an alcoholic.
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Okay.
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Hey, Styvesan, how's tricks?
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The same. Look, I got a business
proposition for you.
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-You been writing?
-Yeah.
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What have you been working on?
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Notes mostly, you know.
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Uh...
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some thank-yous, "I'm sorries."
I'm-- I'm branching out.
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That's great. Listen, I got
a little side project going.
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Off the books. Romance-oriented.
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Interested?
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Maybe.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, sure. Please.
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I need you to write a card.
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A romance card, a great one.
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Like the ones you used to write.
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And instead of using words
like "my love" or "my wife,"
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I need you to use the word...
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"girlfriend."
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Listen, I... I can't promise
anything, you know.
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There's good money here for you.
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Here's an advance.
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I'll pay you triple freelance rate.
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Listen, I...
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I know I said a lot of
nasty things about you.
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I just want you to know
I was just being
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really, really honest and...
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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Hey, I might need to get
into the office,
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get some of my
old notes and such, okay?
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Sure. After hours.
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Make sure you use the back door,
the one with the broken lock.
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-Ray.
-Yeah.
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-This is hush-hush.
-Yeah.
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So put the fuckin' money away.
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You know, if you had it,
then you can get it back.
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And I believe that.
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Do you remember the first card
you ever wrote?
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Eight years old.
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It had macaroni on it.
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Glued on the front.
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Was it for your mom, or...?
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Mother's Day.
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Did it at school.
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It had a heart on it, and, uh...
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crayon color.
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It was a mess.
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What did it say inside,
do you remember?
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"I love you, Mom.
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Come back soon.
Your son, Raymond."
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Come back? Where'd she go,
on a trip, or...?
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She died.
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She had a thing.
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I don't...
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She only had a few weeks
left to live.
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They kept saying to me
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that she was going away.
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"Your mom is going away."
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Like I was supposed
to understand that.
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I just thought she'd be coming back.
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Well, did she like it?
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She loved it.
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I think they buried her with it.
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Yeah.
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Okay, y'all ready
to get your poems on?
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She barks.
270
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,231
Light.
271
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,858
Stop.
272
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,109
Light.
273
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,611
Brumble brumble.
274
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,613
She rants and she raves,
275
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,365
unmuffled by mufflers.
276
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,660
Loud is my truth.
277
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,540
Light. Stop. Light.
278
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,626
That's right. Okay.
279
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,794
And my hog loses balance...
280
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,965
falls to the pavement.
281
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,594
I weep.
282
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,432
Stop!
283
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:04,977
Light.
284
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,985
That one's called Stop Light.
285
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:17,156
Please stick around.
There's more to come.
286
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,496
So, Ray, uh, what'd you think?
287
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,207
Of what?
288
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,668
Of the poem.
289
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,922
Well, your motorcycle
tipped over on you.
290
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,176
There was more to it than just that,
291
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,470
but, yeah, that was at the core of it.
292
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,805
We loved your poem.
293
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,765
Yeah. Well, she loved it
more than I did, but...
294
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,225
-I loved it.
-Mm-hmm.
295
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,685
Oh, thank you, ladies.
296
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,395
Pretty great.
297
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,938
Who's your friend?
298
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,356
Oh, uh, this is Ray.
299
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,484
Yeah, he writes, too.
Or wrote, I guess.
300
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:54,985
Romance cards.
301
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,904
Some really great ones.
302
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,823
- Wow.
-I love romance.
303
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,324
Romance and thank-yous.
304
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,742
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
305
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,452
Big Ray here used to be the best--
306
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,955
the Bill Shakespeare of romance cards.
307
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,541
Ah, but he's single now.
308
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,293
His wife left him for...
Harold Lamb.
309
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,795
Oh, I know who Harold Lamb is.
310
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,256
Oh, yeah. So you know the guy
that draws Optimistic Owl.
311
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,841
He knows me.
312
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,221
Ladies, um, do you guys
want to get a booth,
313
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,140
maybe, um,
talk about some poetry?
314
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,433
-Yes.
-Sure!
315
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:30,438
Bro, lose the bitter act.
It ain't gonna get you laid.
316
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,816
Please. Tell me how to get laid.
317
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,151
Drew, turn this up!
318
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,195
In other news today, Governor Speakmanmade a big announcement.
319
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,905
Listen up, everybody.
The governor's on.
320
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,283
Today I am pleased to announce
321
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:45,828
the state of Californiawill establish a new holiday:
322
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,913
Girlfriend's Day,
323
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:51,041
an occasion for men,and women as well,
324
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,879
to tell their favorite lady friendjust how much she means to them.
325
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,715
This was my niece Coco's idea.
326
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,592
We're going to hold a contest
327
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,553
to see who can writethe most romantic card
328
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,638
to initiate the new holiday.
329
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,148
"In an effort to inject new blood
into the failing greeting card industry,
330
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:17,485
the governor is limiting contestants
to amateurs and...
331
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:19,069
out-of-work professionals."
332
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,529
That is you, my friend.
333
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,615
Circled the paragraph for reference.
334
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,163
Look, maybe it was
providence you got fired.
335
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:30,915
Lucky me.
336
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:35,461
You know, what I loved about your class
is that you always made us write.
337
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,588
You know, actually write in class.
338
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,591
Yeah, that was so I could write.
339
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,343
I know. It was something to see.
340
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:44,637
I want to see you do it again.
341
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:49,225
Truth is, I haven't written
anything good in three years. I...
342
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,309
Three years.
343
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,020
Gosh, that is-- that's a bummer.
344
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,731
Wonder what could have happened
three years ago that would have
345
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,233
crushed your spirit.
346
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,611
I wonder if it was maybe when
your wife left you for another guy.
347
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,279
-It's not that.
-It is that.
348
00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:03,322
It's not that.
349
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,990
-'Tis.
-It's not.
350
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,160
It's like talking
to one of my seventh-graders.
351
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,331
Ray.
352
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,458
You gotta forget about Karen.
353
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:15,459
I have.
354
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:19,255
Look, I only see her
when it's legally mandated.
355
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,924
You're not still
picking up the cat, are you?
356
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,634
Oh, shit. What day is it?
357
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,469
-Saturday.
-Ah. Gotta go.
358
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,638
You hate cats.
You're not an animal person.
359
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:30,224
-That includes humans.
-Alquiler, let's go.
360
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,600
Don't do it, Ray.
361
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:32,893
Thanks for the advice.
362
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:33,811
Come on, Denny.
363
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,617
Karen, Ray's here!
364
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,666
Well, I guess I should invite you in.
365
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,309
Sorry. Out of ice.
366
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,269
That's okay. I like it warm.
367
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,148
How's business, Harold?
368
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,941
Ah, well, quite good, actually.
369
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:23,569
I don't know if you've heard, but they're
doing a spin-off of one of my--
370
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:24,778
I was kidding.
371
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:28,866
Karen!
372
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:43,255
Say, I've been meaning to ask you,
uh, do you get a cut
373
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:47,092
off those wonderful rip-offs
I see of your work all over town?
374
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:49,845
I'm sorry.
375
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:53,515
Sure, you must have seen 'em.
Uh, the owl's getting the B.J.
376
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,934
Or he's biting the head
off your chicken character.
377
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,269
-What's her name?
-Cordelia.
378
00:23:57,353 --> 00:24:00,689
Yeah. You must have sued
those guys, right?
379
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:04,151
Oh, there's one where two owls
are pissing in each other's mouths.
380
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,779
I must have seen that
on 12 trucks today.
381
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,366
Oh. If it isn't the only two men
I've ever slept with.
382
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,825
Finally!
383
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:13,827
How are you, Ray?
384
00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:16,872
I see you still haven't lost
your talent for pissing people off.
385
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:20,042
Tell me, when you make love,
does he make you wear an owl costume?
386
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,919
Or does he wear the costume?
387
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:23,796
No one's in an owl costume.
388
00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:26,507
You're missing out.
389
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:31,470
Here's Tony. Give him his medicine
and have him back on Saturday.
390
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,098
I don't know why the judge
just didn't make you keep him.
391
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,600
Because you insisted
that we share custody.
392
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:37,518
God.
393
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,270
Hey.
394
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:41,689
Why?
395
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,607
Why'd you do it?
396
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:48,278
Why did you leave me for this
cardboard cutout?
397
00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:51,699
For a romance card writer,
you weren't very romantic.
398
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:53,826
I never brought my work
home with me.
399
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,661
You should have.
400
00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,747
Nice. That's good.
401
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:00,416
Ray...
402
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,297
Bye.
403
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,340
Bye.
404
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,180
Denny.
405
00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:17,015
I need the kid. Pays the rent.
406
00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:18,308
Who?
407
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:19,393
Let's go.
408
00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:21,645
-Oh, my God.
-Let's go.
409
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,368
More booze.
410
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,163
Can I have a vodka soda, please?
411
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:47,755
Hello.
412
00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:51,884
-I like your tat.
-Oh.
413
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,011
I saw it on the back
of a truck once.
414
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:56,972
I thought it was cuckoo.
415
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,725
It is... cuckoo.
416
00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:02,811
You're not, though, are you?
417
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:03,896
Excuse me?
418
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,732
You're not cuckoo, are you?
419
00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:08,150
I...
420
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,861
-I'm-- I'm Ray.
-I'm Jill.
421
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:18,994
You're not Ray Wentworth, are you?
The card guy?
422
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,123
"Dear wife.
423
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:29,129
That's all. I just love
saying 'Dear wife.'
424
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,923
Happy anniversary."
425
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,550
-I wrote that.
-I know.
426
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:36,512
I'm a weirdo for cards.
That's why I come here.
427
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,725
How many cats do you have?
428
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,855
I don't have any cats.
429
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,150
Okay, y'all ready
to get your poems on?
430
00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:54,571
This first one is about my jet ski.
431
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,424
For a romance card writer,you weren't very romantic.
432
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,679
You gotta forgetabout Karen. You gotta let her go.
433
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,223
Big Ray here used to be the best,
434
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,559
the Bill Shakespeareof romance cards.
435
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:24,476
Words.
436
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,229
You're not stillpicking up the cat, are you?
437
00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:29,982
'Cause you're an alcoholic.
438
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:55,716
"I'm with you
in hard times especially.
439
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,384
Look for me in your heart.
440
00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:59,761
My name is... God."
441
00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:03,098
Ooh.
442
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,143
"Somebody broke your heart.
443
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,353
Good for me."
444
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,023
Hey.
445
00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:12,399
"Now I get a piece.
446
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,818
Thanks for sharing."
447
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:16,820
Thanks for sharing.
448
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:19,823
That is so sad, don't you think?
449
00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:20,741
It's brutal.
450
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:23,243
That's a person
who's asking for so little.
451
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,121
You still got that awesome tattoo?
452
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,958
Yep. Hasn't washed off yet.
453
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:33,837
What are you doing here?
454
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:36,548
I'm looking for inspiration.
455
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:39,218
Anything good?
456
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:43,847
Yeah. Seeing how awful these are
is a real pick-me-up.
457
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,561
Ohh.
458
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:51,355
Ah, yeah, it's pretty gross.
459
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:53,815
I actually work here.
460
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:54,733
Really?
461
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:58,403
You don't walk around all the time
in a red smock with a name tag?
462
00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,864
No, I do not.
463
00:29:00,948 --> 00:29:01,949
Ooh.
464
00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:04,034
Optimistic Owl.
465
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,869
Oh, man!
466
00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:09,998
"Surrounded by clouds.
Good for you.
467
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,211
That's where the rainbows hide."
468
00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:15,879
These are the worst.
469
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:18,298
I hate optimistic people.
470
00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:20,592
They bum me out
with their upbeat attitude.
471
00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,553
All they ever do is
make me feel more alone.
472
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,056
Are you real?
473
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,565
So, why did you quit writing?
474
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:36,858
I didn't.
475
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:38,485
I just quit being good at it.
476
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,030
Yeah, well, you'll get it back.
477
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:45,659
You gotta have the feelings first,
and then you can write about them.
478
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:46,576
Yeah.
479
00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:53,333
Shitfoot?
480
00:29:59,131 --> 00:29:59,965
Ray?
481
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:02,092
You okay?
482
00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:09,057
Hey, um, do you think that--
483
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,979
do you think that, um...
484
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,148
we could, uh...
485
00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:22,863
I like to get that shit over with.
486
00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:37,497
My God! Taft!
487
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:40,959
Shit!
488
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:42,752
Sorry.
489
00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:44,796
Who did this to you?
What are you doing here?
490
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,089
Paper Hearts.
491
00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:48,049
What, are you working
for Paper Hearts?
492
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,218
-I can't say.
-What can't you say?
493
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,303
I...
494
00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:53,889
love...
495
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,265
you.
496
00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:57,517
I think very highly of you, too.
497
00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:58,894
Hey!
498
00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:07,903
"Girlfriend.
499
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:11,406
You've heard the expression
'penny for your thoughts.'
500
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:14,910
Well, here are ten dimes
for your thoughts.
501
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:19,414
Signed, the numb-nuts
that's dating you."
502
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:22,667
Stupid.
503
00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:28,131
Who the fuck are you?
504
00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:29,216
Who the fuck am I?
505
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:31,468
Well.
506
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,934
I'm Detective fucking Miller,
fucking Homicide, that's who I am.
507
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,770
Can I see a badge?
508
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:43,271
Yeah.
509
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:45,607
Have a gander.
510
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:50,570
It's pretty, isn't it?
511
00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:54,533
What kind of cards
you write, Wentworth?
512
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:55,825
Romance.
513
00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,410
Romance.
514
00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:59,663
So every time I forget to give
515
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:03,250
one of your mushy-ass cards
to my girl,
516
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:05,085
I get cut off for a month.
517
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:08,922
Perhaps if you were well-endowed,
you wouldn't need one of my cards.
518
00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:10,006
Right.
519
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,062
You punched me in the throat!
520
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:25,480
Mmm.
521
00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:27,482
What do you want?
522
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,985
Investigating a "homo-cide."
523
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,904
One of your butt buddies
was found in the river this morning
524
00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:36,908
with a bunch of water
where his internal organs used to be.
525
00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,159
Who?
526
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:39,661
Orwell Taft.
527
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:40,579
Taft.
528
00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:43,039
Taft is dead.
529
00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,249
Yes.
530
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:47,294
He was killed.
531
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,378
To death.
532
00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:51,131
What happened to him?
533
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,427
Shouldn't I be asking you that?
534
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,806
-You think that I--?
-He was your competition, right?
535
00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:03,184
You got somebody watching over you.
536
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,103
For now.
537
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,189
But you've got to deliver.
538
00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:10,400
Deliver what?
539
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:12,319
Oh, I'll tell you what.
540
00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:14,195
You get out your feather pen,
541
00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:16,031
and you write a nice little card
542
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:19,492
that'll open
my girlfriend's legs again.
543
00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,203
Maybe, just maybe...
544
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,750
I might consider dropping
your bloody shirt at the dry cleaners.
545
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:29,336
And tossing that blade in the river.
546
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:38,011
Police have identifiedthe body as one Orwell G. Taft,
547
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,263
a self-described writer.
548
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:42,265
Nothing more is known at this time.
549
00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:45,018
He probably had
a second family somewhere.
550
00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:47,145
Or he was an S&M junkie,
551
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,314
liked to be whipped and kicked around
552
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,691
or held underwater to get his jollies.
553
00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:53,193
Those types are everywhere.
554
00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:55,779
I'm just saying.
555
00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:04,037
Hey, what's shaking?
556
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:08,583
Why is everybody so much more
depressed than usual?
557
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:12,170
Jeez Louise, Mr. Wentworth,
did you get into a car accident?
558
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:13,088
No.
559
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,005
A shoe.
560
00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:17,592
It hit me in the face.
Somebody's shoe.
561
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:19,844
So, what's up?
562
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,721
Didn't you hear?
563
00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:24,057
-Taft killed himself.
-What?
564
00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,643
They found him floating
in the river this morning.
565
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:28,061
Shit.
566
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,065
Another one bites the dust, huh?
567
00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,447
-Hey.
-Hi.
568
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,783
-Hey.
-Oh. Sorry.
569
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,953
Something happened to my face.
570
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,538
I-I hurt it.
571
00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:48,540
Sorry about that.
572
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:51,209
Do you want to drink about it?
573
00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:52,377
I...
574
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,337
I think I'd better not tonight.
575
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:58,383
Um, I...
I brought you something.
576
00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:07,392
I hope it comforts your face.
577
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:09,644
Thanks.
578
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:13,314
Uh, and my phone number's
on the bottom of it.
579
00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:24,951
It's open.
580
00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:31,666
Rent.
581
00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:33,710
I got nothin'.
582
00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:36,504
I'll watch the kid.
583
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,089
There is no kid.
584
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,175
My sister dragged his ass
back to Chicago,
585
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,177
to hassle my other brother.
586
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,053
Shoot. All right.
587
00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:49,642
Oh-- uh, I got an idea.
588
00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:52,061
How about a yard sale, then?
589
00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:55,565
You can put price tags
on everything here.
590
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:58,610
Uh, this couch.
My bed frame.
591
00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:00,528
That's a thousand bucks right there.
592
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:03,072
I got all this small stuff,
like the kitchenware
593
00:38:03,156 --> 00:38:05,617
and, uh, my shoe horns.
594
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,327
The Christmas ornaments.
595
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:10,830
You put all that on one card table
right in the middle of the room
596
00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:12,999
and a little sign that says,
597
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:15,460
"Everything on this table,
hundred bucks."
598
00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:18,588
People will go nuts.
599
00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,757
Everything for a hundred bucks.
600
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,425
On the table.
601
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:24,469
I mean, well, name your price.
602
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:25,678
And what about you?
603
00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:29,307
Well, see, I still--
I get to live here while it goes on.
604
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:32,685
It's kind of like a living showroom.
605
00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:34,437
Never been done.
606
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,439
You're crazy.
607
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:44,113
Did you hear about that writer who, uh--
608
00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:45,490
Oh, the guy that drowned?
609
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,159
He didn't drown.
610
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:50,286
Well, he didn't swim very good.
611
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:52,413
Very well. He didn't swim very well.
612
00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,332
You teach English with that mouth?
613
00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:56,292
Fuckin' "A"!
614
00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:00,964
I think it has something
to do with this, uh...
615
00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:04,551
Girlfriend's Day.
616
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:06,803
They're killing people
over a new holiday?
617
00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,138
Who would do that?
618
00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:12,976
Follow the money.
619
00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:14,060
Yeah.
620
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,521
Wait, what?
621
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:19,315
Follow the money. It's--
I saw it in a movie once.
622
00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:20,233
Oh.
623
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,903
Hey, but if you're actually worried,
624
00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:25,822
you know,
you can move out to the 'burbs.
625
00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:27,532
We die slowly here.
626
00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,368
Yeah. Too slowly.
627
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,955
Get you a job teaching Driver's Ed.
Speed things up.
628
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:41,129
And we have come
to the moment in our service
629
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:43,214
where we can go no farther,
630
00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,675
and stand on the edge of a chasm,
631
00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,510
yearning to hear...
632
00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:48,803
Sad day.
633
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,139
Huh?
634
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,600
Oh, yeah. Sad.
635
00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:54,976
You got the card?
636
00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:57,478
I'm working on it.
637
00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:01,733
Our God,
we are grateful that Orwell...
638
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,443
What happened to Taft?
639
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,822
Guess his novel wasn't working out,
so he gave up.
640
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:08,907
Bullshit.
641
00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:13,036
And we know
that he is wrapped tight...
642
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:14,621
Somebody killed him.
643
00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:15,788
Let's pray together.
644
00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:16,873
Our God...
645
00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:19,375
I think he was writing a card
for this new holiday.
646
00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:22,337
What are you--?
No one's getting killed over this, Ray.
647
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,047
We're talking about a card here.
648
00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:25,673
A card.
649
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:29,344
...grateful
that he now sings with angels...
650
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,261
Really?
651
00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:34,098
...wrapped tight in the arms
and the bosom of Abraham...
652
00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:35,725
I don't know, I just work here.
653
00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:39,145
Condolences.
654
00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:56,204
-I'm sorry.
-Uh-huh.
655
00:40:56,287 --> 00:41:00,291
It's professional curiosity.
Taft and I worked together.
656
00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:03,086
Your husband and I.
657
00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:04,003
I'm Ray.
658
00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:07,090
Can I...?
659
00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:08,174
Yeah, sure.
660
00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:13,596
Your husband was the writer
I always measured myself against.
661
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,306
And I always came up short.
662
00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:16,891
Well...
663
00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,559
won me over with a card.
664
00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:20,853
I'm afraid I wasn't the greatest prize.
665
00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:24,691
Well, he talked about you.
666
00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,109
A lot.
667
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:27,568
I pushed him around.
668
00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:29,112
I didn't kill him, though.
669
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:31,531
I don't recognize you.
670
00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:34,701
Did you attend the company picnics, huh?
Christmas party?
671
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,285
No, I hate holidays.
672
00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:39,330
Right. Now, wait, you're
in the greetings industry.
673
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,793
Romance, purely.
I don't have time for that other shit.
674
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:44,794
Yeah.
675
00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:47,880
You tell me, was he writing
a card for this new holiday?
676
00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:50,800
Yeah, sure.
Couldn't help himself.
677
00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:53,344
Sentiments just poured out.
678
00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:55,888
-Who was he working for?
-Gundy, of course.
679
00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,600
Yeah, I know him.
680
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,978
Owns AAAAA Greetings.
681
00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,855
No, come on. Not Robert Gundy.
682
00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:06,649
Dillon, his brother,
the owner of Paper Hearts.
683
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:07,859
Anyway.
684
00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:09,861
Wait. Gundy has a brother?
685
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:11,029
I guess.
686
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,491
I've just been feeling so lonely,
687
00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:19,454
without Orwell's voice
buzzing in the air, you know?
688
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,081
-Clomping around.
-Listen, can I use your back door?
689
00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:24,375
Seriously?
690
00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:26,294
Yeah, of your house.
Can I use it?
691
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,380
Oh. Uh, yeah.
692
00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:35,428
What are you doing with the lady, huh?
693
00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:37,930
You getting bi-curious, huh?
694
00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:44,979
God!
695
00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:48,983
Where's the goddamn card?
696
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,027
This just keeps getting weirder.
697
00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:52,403
Who are you working for?
698
00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:54,405
Gundy pays me. Who else?
699
00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:55,865
Gundy? Which Gundy?
700
00:42:55,948 --> 00:43:00,411
I don't have to tell you anything.
Now, where's the card?
701
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:01,537
I'm trying.
702
00:43:01,621 --> 00:43:06,292
Get to it, or I might have to find
my favorite bloody shirt.
703
00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:09,545
Hmm?
704
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:33,027
Take a picture.
It'll last longer.
705
00:43:56,259 --> 00:43:57,468
I'm not Jewish.
706
00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:59,387
We wouldn't care if you was, mister.
707
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,472
We's former racists.
708
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:02,557
Good for you.
709
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,810
I'm Betcher.
This here's Adolph Haggert.
710
00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:08,771
Call him Sonnyboy.
He don't like Adolph no more.
711
00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:11,983
Sonnyboy is good enough.
712
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:14,902
-We're reformed.
-Yeah.
713
00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:17,446
I spent two years
in a maximum security prison
714
00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:19,740
for a hate crime I did not commit.
715
00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:21,450
It was planned as a hate crime.
716
00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:24,287
I couldn't get that fucking cross
into the ground.
717
00:44:25,288 --> 00:44:26,914
It's a lot tougher than it looks.
718
00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:30,418
Besides...
719
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:33,921
hating a whole race of folks,
now that's an awful lot of work.
720
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,006
Yeah.
721
00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:38,801
So you don't hate anyone now?
722
00:44:40,887 --> 00:44:42,680
So, who do you hate now?
723
00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:44,348
Elitists!
724
00:44:44,432 --> 00:44:45,433
Yeah.
725
00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:48,019
You know what them are, fancy man?
726
00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:50,771
Them's people think they're
better than other people.
727
00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:52,648
They ain't!
728
00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:55,151
Nobody's better than nobody,
that's our motto these days.
729
00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:57,778
And if you think you is,
we'll fuck you up till you isn't.
730
00:44:58,529 --> 00:44:59,655
Mr. Ray.
731
00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:01,782
Please come this way.
732
00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:04,493
All right, man.
733
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:17,548
This way.
734
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:27,975
Just down here.
735
00:45:33,022 --> 00:45:34,357
Through this vestibule.
736
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,153
And through this door.
737
00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:45,117
Ah!
738
00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:47,203
Good to finally meet you,
Mr. Wentworth.
739
00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:48,329
Robert Gundy.
740
00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:51,666
My wrist is still a little broken.
741
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,376
Oh, I'm sorry.
742
00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:57,797
My goodness.
Your lip-- looks like fresh blood.
743
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,507
Yeah. Tastes like it, too.
744
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:00,716
Hmm.
745
00:46:02,969 --> 00:46:05,721
I hope you don't mind watching me eat.
I'm famished.
746
00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:08,599
Oh, liver and beets!
Exquisite.
747
00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:10,643
Can I offer you a beer?
748
00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:14,522
I'm on medication, so... yeah.
749
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,023
Ah. Rupert.
750
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:17,775
A beer for Mr. Wentworth, please.
751
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:27,034
-Is this actually...?
-The first card. Yes.
752
00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,619
Napoleon gave it to his mother
753
00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:31,038
after she had a tumor
removed from her ankle.
754
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:35,001
It's French, and it translates into,
"Feel better."
755
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,545
She died two days after receiving it.
756
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:42,341
Sit down, Mr. Wentworth, let's talk.
757
00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:46,095
You own AAAAA Greetings.
758
00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:47,471
Mmm.
759
00:46:47,555 --> 00:46:48,597
And Paper Hearts.
760
00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:52,226
No, no, no. No, that
belongs to my brother, Dilly.
761
00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:58,941
Well, Mr. Wentworth, they tell me
that you were Card Writer of the Year
762
00:46:59,025 --> 00:47:01,736
in 2005, '06 and '07.
763
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,112
Congratulations.
764
00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:07,158
Also that you're divorced,
you live alone,
765
00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:10,411
and you like to watch Bumfights.
766
00:47:12,747 --> 00:47:14,373
What can you see in them, I wonder!
767
00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:15,958
They make me feel better somehow.
768
00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:18,044
-Yeah.
-Moving on.
769
00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:20,379
What happened to Taft?
770
00:47:20,463 --> 00:47:22,089
Our nation's fattest president?
771
00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:24,550
No, former associate of mine.
772
00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:27,762
He was writing a card
for your brother's company.
773
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:30,431
They found him
floating facedown in the river.
774
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:33,476
Oh, yes, yes. It was tragic.
775
00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:36,520
Styvesan told me that he was
a very skilled writer,
776
00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:38,773
that he made hearts quiver.
777
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:42,193
Said there was only one ever better.
778
00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:44,904
Yeah, well, his wife is distraught.
779
00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:46,113
Mmm.
780
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:47,782
Someone ought to send her a card.
781
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,116
Fuck cards!
782
00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:51,786
Did you have him killed?
783
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,623
That is a hefty accusation,
Mr. Wentworth.
784
00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:58,292
Perhaps you should take that up
with the police.
785
00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:01,712
Hello, darling!
786
00:48:03,130 --> 00:48:05,966
The word is, you have a sweetheart,
Mr. Wentworth.
787
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:07,885
How do you know?
788
00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:11,680
Detective Miller.
He works for me on the side.
789
00:48:11,764 --> 00:48:13,682
I thought Styvesan worked for you.
790
00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:15,392
Among many others.
791
00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,437
But this girlfriend of yours,
792
00:48:18,521 --> 00:48:20,314
congratulations.
793
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:23,359
That's good, that's very good.
I mean, after all,
794
00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:27,780
you need to feel the feelings
before you can write about them.
795
00:48:29,657 --> 00:48:32,993
So I write the card for her and I give
it to you. That doesn't seem fair.
796
00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:35,788
Well, my father used to say,
"Fair is where you end up."
797
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,291
Write the card, Raymond.
798
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:40,709
Why me?
799
00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:44,004
I have a sixth sense about
these things, Mr. Wentworth.
800
00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:46,507
You've been a fool for love before.
801
00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:48,676
You've got the gene for it.
802
00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:50,678
No. I'm a cynic.
803
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:54,515
No, I'm a cynic. You're cynical.
There's a difference.
804
00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:57,601
I never believed in the first place,
but you,
805
00:48:57,685 --> 00:49:02,314
you wake up every morning disappointed
to find the world the way it is
806
00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:04,024
because you're a dreamer.
807
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:07,528
Write the card, Raymond.
808
00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:11,365
Rupert, show Mr. Wentworth out.
809
00:49:58,204 --> 00:49:59,580
-Hi.
-Hey.
810
00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:02,374
Welcome to my house.
811
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:04,627
-Nice place.
-Nice sarcasm.
812
00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:07,213
-Oh.
-Oh.
813
00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:11,383
-They're fake.
-Yeah.
814
00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:15,554
I mean, they're made
out of real... plastic.
815
00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:19,683
But, uh, if you have
a magic act, they can--
816
00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:21,143
Get out.
817
00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:22,853
I'm kidding. Totally kidding.
818
00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:24,772
I can water them with soda pop.
819
00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:26,982
They're beautiful.
They-- they smell funny.
820
00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:34,740
Here you go. Look at this.
821
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:39,036
Oh, that's my, uh,
collection of ugly purses.
822
00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:42,122
-They're really ugly.
-Yeah, thank you.
823
00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:50,297
Baby shoes.
Um... who do those belong to?
824
00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:52,675
Yeah, those--
those are actually mine.
825
00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:55,886
Um, they're-- they're my sho--
826
00:50:58,555 --> 00:50:59,765
Beat you to it.
827
00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:08,565
Doing okay there?
828
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:10,901
Yeah.
829
00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:15,072
I think I'm doing great.
830
00:51:19,285 --> 00:51:20,286
I think I'm...
831
00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,622
unstuck.
832
00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:25,124
You unstuck me.
833
00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:28,043
-Yay!
-Hooray.
834
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,338
I'm feeling...
835
00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:35,384
feelings.
836
00:51:37,303 --> 00:51:39,138
Last couple of years, I've been...
837
00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:42,850
looking for those feelings, and, uh...
838
00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:45,686
feelings have been like...
839
00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:49,898
"Quick! Ray's coming! Hide!"
840
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:53,319
That's great.
841
00:51:57,740 --> 00:51:59,366
I have an idea.
842
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:02,161
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
843
00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:07,374
Why don't you write me a card
and tell me all about it?
844
00:52:09,668 --> 00:52:11,086
I intend to.
845
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,038
Sorry for calling you so early.
846
00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:29,957
You kidding me?
I've been up since 5:30 a.m.
847
00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:33,836
How many fish did you catch?
848
00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:34,837
Just give me the card.
849
00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:43,554
Da-da.
850
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,056
You did it.
851
00:53:48,851 --> 00:53:49,685
God.
852
00:53:50,853 --> 00:53:51,854
You did it.
853
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:55,232
Give it to 'em.
854
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,693
Get your reward.
855
00:53:58,444 --> 00:53:59,862
Don't worry, I will.
856
00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:20,674
Ray! Tell me you got something for me!
857
00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:24,887
I did it. It's the best I ever wrote.
It-- it's pithy and it's sweet.
858
00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:27,598
It's got heart, and after this,
I'm done, okay?
859
00:54:27,681 --> 00:54:29,683
I'll make sure
you're well-compensated.
860
00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:32,269
This is blank.
861
00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:36,190
Yeah. The real one's right here.
You can't have it.
862
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:37,107
What?
863
00:54:37,191 --> 00:54:39,485
You can't have it!
I didn't write it for you.
864
00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:41,737
I'm gonna give it to the person
I wrote it for,
865
00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:44,031
and you can suck my dick, okay?
866
00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:45,908
Give me the card!
867
00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:58,754
Hey. You up for
some spaghetti and booze?
868
00:54:58,837 --> 00:55:00,839
Uh, Ray...
869
00:55:00,923 --> 00:55:03,342
I know this is impromptu,
but this is...
870
00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:06,970
"Real Champagne-Flavored
Alcohol Drink." It...
871
00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:08,805
What?
872
00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:13,352
-Ray, I-I don't think--
-Don't worry. It's done.
873
00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:15,687
-What's done?
-The card.
874
00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:18,482
Go ahead. Take a look.
875
00:55:19,942 --> 00:55:21,109
And guess what--
876
00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:24,905
I'm not giving it to anyone.
Just you.
877
00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:27,366
Because I wrote it for you.
878
00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:36,959
You should go.
879
00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:42,422
I'd love a gander at that,
if you're done.
880
00:55:44,550 --> 00:55:46,468
Come on in.
881
00:55:46,552 --> 00:55:47,553
Hmm?
882
00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:54,476
So, it was a chick
that did the trick, huh?
883
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:58,021
Well, Gundy figured one of us
would get it.
884
00:55:58,105 --> 00:56:01,024
Nice job, huh?
Well, beauty wins. Whatever.
885
00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:02,109
Did the trick? Jill--
886
00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:05,112
Shut the hell up.
887
00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:08,991
All right, let's see what gay sentence
turned on the lady's faucets.
888
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:14,204
You piece of shit.
889
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:17,541
This is really good.
890
00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:34,266
Now no one gets it.
891
00:56:35,017 --> 00:56:37,978
Hey! Where's the card?
892
00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:39,605
-Where's the damn card?
-You got it, fancy pants?
893
00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:41,898
-Where's the card?
-Where is the card?
894
00:56:42,899 --> 00:56:43,984
There it is!
895
00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:46,445
Shit, it's not here.
896
00:56:47,321 --> 00:56:49,114
Ah! Oh!
897
00:56:49,197 --> 00:56:50,032
Come on!
898
00:56:50,115 --> 00:56:51,408
Man, it's all burnt up!
899
00:56:54,369 --> 00:56:57,039
He's still got it in his mind.
900
00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:15,974
Come on.
901
00:57:17,017 --> 00:57:19,061
-Get up!
-Get in there.
902
00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:21,146
No! Stop!
903
00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:33,825
Hey, what are we waiting for?
904
00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:36,036
Use your brain, Sonnyboy.
905
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:45,754
You know, I got a card
when I got out of prison one time,
906
00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:47,255
from my momma.
907
00:57:53,929 --> 00:57:55,097
"Young man,
908
00:57:55,180 --> 00:58:00,435
with brains, muscles, looks,
and girls chasing you...
909
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:05,774
you'll go far.
910
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:08,819
Love, Mom."
911
00:58:11,321 --> 00:58:12,823
It's a pretty good one.
912
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,118
Did you write this one?
913
00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:17,202
Let's see that.
914
00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:20,497
Aah! Damn thing cut me!
915
00:58:22,457 --> 00:58:25,585
Now...
where's your card?
916
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,130
I don't have it.
917
00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:31,842
Styvesan told the boss
that you did have it.
918
00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:36,054
He said that you said
that it was your best card ever.
919
00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:37,264
So, tell it!
920
00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:41,309
Ask the woman. She saw it.
921
00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:45,522
I'm never gonna tell you.
922
00:58:50,152 --> 00:58:52,362
Then you're gonna
have to say what was on it.
923
00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:55,282
Ooh, I know.
924
00:58:55,365 --> 00:58:56,783
Give me his fuck-you finger.
925
00:58:57,951 --> 00:58:59,536
Yeah, split it open.
926
00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:01,413
Yeah. Wanna tell us?
927
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:04,708
Jesus!
928
00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:05,625
Oh, lookit.
929
00:59:05,709 --> 00:59:07,335
Hey, what's the worst place
you can get a papercut?
930
00:59:07,419 --> 00:59:08,879
Ooh, how about the pee hole?
931
00:59:08,962 --> 00:59:11,298
Ohh! Pee hole's bad!
932
00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:12,924
On the eye. The eye!
933
00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:15,218
-That's it, the eye.
-Yeah, right on the eyeball.
934
00:59:15,302 --> 00:59:16,553
Give me that.
935
00:59:16,636 --> 00:59:19,139
Tell 'em what the card said.
Just tell them. Why does it even matter?
936
00:59:19,222 --> 00:59:22,142
'Cause.
You got paid to be with me.
937
00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:24,186
You know what that makes you?
A whore.
938
00:59:24,269 --> 00:59:25,520
Hey!
939
00:59:25,604 --> 00:59:27,022
He said the "W."
940
00:59:27,105 --> 00:59:28,523
Not in this house!
941
00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:32,444
Everybody's equals here.
942
00:59:34,279 --> 00:59:35,113
Mr. Gundy?
943
00:59:37,783 --> 00:59:39,201
Hello, Raymond.
944
00:59:39,284 --> 00:59:40,702
You crazy asshole.
945
00:59:40,786 --> 00:59:43,872
Oh, language!
There's a child present.
946
00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:45,040
Hi, Aunt Jill!
947
00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:45,957
Ellen.
948
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:50,295
I'm sorry, I'm afraid it's
Take Your Daughter To Work Day,
949
00:59:50,378 --> 00:59:56,093
and I guess I take even
the most off-brand holiday seriously.
950
00:59:56,176 --> 00:59:58,512
Ellie, that's enough.
You'll see Auntie Jill soon enough.
951
00:59:58,595 --> 00:59:59,596
You okay?
952
00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:03,475
Adolph, would you kindly escort
my daughter outside and sit with her?
953
01:00:03,975 --> 01:00:07,896
Well, stop looking at me like I'm a donut
and keep my daughter company!
954
01:00:07,979 --> 01:00:08,814
Go on. Go.
955
01:00:09,815 --> 01:00:11,149
What-- what'll we do?
956
01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:12,818
Well, I don't care.
957
01:00:12,901 --> 01:00:17,197
Look at the clouds. There's
some fascinating shapes today.
958
01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:23,411
There. The children are gone.
959
01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:27,916
Now, let's us adults
have some straight talk.
960
01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:29,835
Where's the card, Mr. Wentworth?
961
01:00:31,044 --> 01:00:32,587
You killed Taft.
962
01:00:32,671 --> 01:00:34,506
Taft was writing a card
for my competition.
963
01:00:34,589 --> 01:00:36,007
You mean your brother.
964
01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:39,094
I learned long ago, never let
the trappings of shared DNA
965
01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:41,054
impede my path to success.
966
01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:43,223
-All this for a fucking card?
-Shut up!
967
01:00:43,306 --> 01:00:44,891
Is your brother as crazy as you are?
968
01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,977
My brother? My brother?
969
01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,146
My brother had everything
handed to him.
970
01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:52,232
The blind luck of the firstborn.
But not me, Mr. Wentworth.
971
01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:55,110
I had to fight and claw my way
for everything.
972
01:00:55,193 --> 01:00:57,279
Now, where's the card?
973
01:00:57,362 --> 01:01:00,115
No. You get nothing.
974
01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:02,200
Because of Taft?
975
01:01:02,284 --> 01:01:05,036
Come on, Raymond,
he was your competition.
976
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:07,289
Why did you have to kill him?
977
01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:17,883
Tell me, sir...
978
01:01:18,884 --> 01:01:21,511
what do you know about holidays?
979
01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:22,888
About bloodshed?
980
01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:25,599
Holidays are born in blood.
981
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:28,643
Fourth of July?
Nothing less than a war.
982
01:01:28,727 --> 01:01:30,353
Mother's Day.
983
01:01:30,437 --> 01:01:33,982
A woman goes through nine months
of excruciating pregnancy,
984
01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:37,736
and tops it off with a small human
awash in her own blood.
985
01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:41,448
And what did it take to have
Christmas and Easter?
986
01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:43,783
Biggest holidays of them all,
the top two.
987
01:01:44,618 --> 01:01:48,246
It took the greatest man
who ever lived
988
01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:49,956
to be crucified.
989
01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:54,544
Do you understand, Mr. Wentworth?
It's all about sacrifice.
990
01:01:54,628 --> 01:01:57,255
The universe cries out for sacrifice,
991
01:01:57,339 --> 01:01:59,674
and I'm simply following the template.
992
01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:01,885
Ray.
993
01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:05,055
He's serious.
994
01:02:06,431 --> 01:02:07,849
That little girl, she's--
995
01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:11,561
You needed a muse.
996
01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:13,396
Now...
997
01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:17,943
when my junky nephew
and Jill bore a child,
998
01:02:18,026 --> 01:02:20,528
I simply wanted to have
the little bean brought up properly.
999
01:02:21,112 --> 01:02:25,242
Of course, I was foolish enough
to let her stay in the child's life.
1000
01:02:26,618 --> 01:02:28,620
It was a tangled web indeed,
1001
01:02:28,703 --> 01:02:33,792
but now I intend
to clear the situation up,
1002
01:02:33,875 --> 01:02:37,212
once and for all.
1003
01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:41,716
You can have it.
1004
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,719
You get the card, Jill gets the girl.
1005
01:02:44,803 --> 01:02:45,637
Ah, no, thank you.
1006
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:47,931
That child is going to grow up
knowing herself
1007
01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:50,016
in a higher class
than she was born to.
1008
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:52,519
After all, she's my legacy.
1009
01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:56,106
I intend for her to have the best
and be the best,
1010
01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:57,816
and she will never hear a whisper
1011
01:02:57,899 --> 01:03:00,443
of her no-account,
drug addict birth father
1012
01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:02,737
or her whore of a mother.
1013
01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:15,417
Nobody better'n nobody.
1014
01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:39,816
After all that,I gave them the damn card.
1015
01:03:39,899 --> 01:03:44,029
They found a nice, cheery frontto sell it, and that did the trick.
1016
01:03:44,112 --> 01:03:47,032
Made people feel good, I guess,
1017
01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:49,659
the kind of good feelingsome dumb card can give you.
1018
01:04:44,506 --> 01:04:46,716
I don't sellmy feelings anymore, either.
1019
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:49,636
I'm saving 'em upfor somebody special.
1020
01:04:59,020 --> 01:05:00,230
Slow down, slow down.
1021
01:05:00,313 --> 01:05:01,940
Just... just slow down.
1022
01:05:02,023 --> 01:05:05,151
-What, did I do something wrong?
-No, no, no. Pull up a little bit.
1023
01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:08,113
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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