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New Yorkers have always
loved block parties.
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You can hang out with
everyone in your neighborhood,
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and best of all,
you didn't have to invite
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them into your house.
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The block party
is on Saturday!
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Uh, doy.
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I'm gonna win
the hot dog eating contest.
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The trick is not to chew.
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Guess again, Drew.
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I volunteered you and Tonya to
look after the younger kids.
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What? It's not fair.
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Ah!
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Is it fair I work two jobs?
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Is it fair Arbor Day
is my only day off?
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My dad was like Candyman,
but we summoned
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him by saying,
"It's not fair."
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Is it fair I have to
spend the whole block
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party on the grill?
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He had to grill,
because he was
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the only daddy on the block.
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Except for this guy.
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Hey, Daddy.
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More importantly,
is it fair I never
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get done grilling
in time to get some
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of your mama's mac and cheese?
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What can I say?
It goes so fast.
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Like every car that gets
parked on our block,
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it's gone in 60 seconds.
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You just love being treated
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like a queen for a day,
don't you?
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Nuh-uh, Mr. Grill Master.
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You're the one who loves
being treated like the king
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of the neighborhood.
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Because outside
the neighborhood,
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he got treated
like Rodney King.
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What I like is making
sure everyone gets to eat.
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That's what being a
man is all about--
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providing.
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I appreciate everything
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you've provided to me, Daddy.
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Oh, you're welcome, honey.
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But you still
have to babysit.
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What's Chris gonna do?
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Whatever I want.
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I'm a grown man.
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You thought you--
he said he was a man!
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I didn't get
another laugh that big
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till I did Def Comedy Jam.
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I wasn't joking.
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I'm 17 now.
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I'm basically a man.
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You want to be a man, huh?
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OK, you're a man--
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a garbage man.
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Take our old mattress
out to the curb.
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It wasn't a Serta.
It was a sorta.
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It's not fair.
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Ah!
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Little dude from across the
street, let me hold a dollar.
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Can you help a brotha out?
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Nah, you got it.
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What the--
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While I was
trying to be a man,
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the girl next door
had become a woman.
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That was the mattress.
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I mean, uh, hi, Tasha.
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You look different.
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Really? How so?
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You know,
you just seem so mature.
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I spent the summer
at sleepaway camp.
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And I learned a lot.
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So are you going
to the block party?
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Yeah.
Maybe I'll see you there.
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Boobs!
You have boobs now!
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Ah!
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Ooh, there go Rochelle.
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I can't wait
for her mac and cheese.
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It stops me up,
but it's worth it.
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Hey, I asked for it
as my last meal
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when I was on death row.
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But I didn't get to have it
because I got pardoned.
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Don't worry.
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There'll be plenty
for everyone--
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who gets there early.
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Hey, Rochelle.
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Peaches, you're back.
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Oh, yeah.
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Summer vacation
is over, but, girl,
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I'm still on island time.
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Mm!
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I thought you were in jail.
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Uh-huh, Rikers Island.
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I could see the ocean
from my cell.
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And girl, we made
daiquiris in a toilet.
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Mm.
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It must have been hard
being away
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from your daughter all summer.
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Nah, it was easy.
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My oldest was in there, too.
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I met her for the first time.
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First time?
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Well, didn't you
give birth to her?
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Never mind.
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No, I meant being
away from Tasha.
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Oh, I just sent her
to sleepaway camp.
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Why don't they have that
during the school year, huh?
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I can't imagine.
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Oh, I see we're
making mac and cheese.
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Again.
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It's back by popular demand.
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Mm.
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You know, you're not the only
one on the block who can cook.
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Maybe I'll bring
something this year.
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Sure.
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Just don't make
it in the toilet.
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Wait. Tasha Tasha?
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I thought you were over her.
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And I know she was over you.
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You don't understand.
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Everything's different now.
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What, she has bigger boobs?
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Yeah, bigger boobs, yeah.
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And when I asked if she was
going to the block party,
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she said,
"Maybe I'll see you there."
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Dude, that's, like, girl code
for, "I want your body."
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You're so in there.
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You really think
I have a shot?
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I mean, she's so mature now.
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Then you need to be, too.
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Hm. Looking good, Chris.
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Well, not good, but less bad.
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You're right.
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I need Tasha
to see me as a man.
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But not the kind who takes
out old stained mattresses.
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The kind who
stains mattresses.
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- Ugh.
- What?
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I'm disgusting.
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Mm-mm-mm.
Rochelle's coming.
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I've been waiting
all year for this.
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This mac, man.
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It's got me, man.
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That cheese just be calling me.
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I just got to go to it.
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OK.
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No more mac for Pookie.
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Peaches, I didn't think you'd
actually bring anything.
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But look at you!
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Oh, it's nothing much.
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You made mac and cheese?
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Is that a problem?
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The problem is,
I make the mac and cheese.
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Oh.
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Well, mine is like McDonald's,
and yours
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is more like McDowell's.
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But it's not
a competition, Rochelle.
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Oh, yes it was.
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Can't believe we're not
getting paid for this.
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I know.
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Spending our whole day
keeping these kids safe.
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- Whoa!
- Hey, get off!
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That's our garbage.
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I just wanna jump on it.
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OK.
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You can jump on it--
for a quarter.
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Whoa!
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I can see into my apartment.
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Why is my mom taking a bath
with the mailman?
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H-hey.
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Looking good, Chris.
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Chris, why are you
walking like that?
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Did you sit on your nuts again?
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No.
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I'm trying to be a man.
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You know that's lit, right?
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Oh!
Ah!
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No, no.
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Ah! Whew.
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That wasn't a mattress.
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Hi, Chris.
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You know how cute
I always thought you were.
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Chris, come help
me on the grill!
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Me? Now?
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Why?
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Because you want to be a man,
and men man the grill.
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It was a block party,
all right.
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And I was the one
getting blocked.
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Don't flip it too soon.
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The patty will
stick to the grill.
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But don't flip it too late.
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The patty will stick
to the grill.
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It's a sticky grill.
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Ooh, look how gooey it is.
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What's that?
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That's my mac and cheese.
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- Uh-oh.
- It's fine.
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You know how Peaches is
always trying to be like me.
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I just wish I had
the wisdom that comes
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from being Rochelle's age.
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Well, bye.
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I want you to
enjoy it right here.
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Mm, mm!
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Even better than I remember.
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Thanks, Nessa.
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- Now try hers.
- What?
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Why?
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It'll be fun.
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What's in this?
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Elbows and government cheese.
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Mine has cheddar
and parmesan,
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but it's not a competition.
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Whose is better?
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Mm.
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Uh, mm.
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Can't tell yet.
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Let me try some more.
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Mm.
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What the--
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Can I get a burger,
medium rare?
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This is a Black event.
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You can only get it well done.
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But why?
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Because we couldn't afford
to get food poisoning.
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But now that I'm rich,
I could just walk up to a cow
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and bite it.
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What are you doing here?
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What are you doing?
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I thought you
wanted Tasha to see
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you as a man, not a child--
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Julia Child.
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Hey-o!
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My dad's making me grill.
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That's his idea of being a man.
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I think Tasha
likes their idea.
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Oh, come on!
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I got to go talk to her.
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Chris, these hot dogs ain't
going to rotate themselves.
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Don't worry.
I got this.
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Hey, Mr., uh, Chris' dad.
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Why does Chris have to work
while everyone else has fun?
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It's not fair that--
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Is it fair that they
call it the World Series
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when it's just teams
from North America?
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Uh--
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Is it fair that
Neil Armstrong got
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to walk on the Moon,
but Michael Collins had
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to stay in the command module?
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Make it stop.
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Dad, I should go after Greg.
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He's white.
Something could happen to him.
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Like what?
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He's going to get
approved for a loan?
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There's no getting
away from my dad.
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Can't you just
tell him the truth?
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That you're horny
for Tasha's boobies?
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Pfft. Yeah right.
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I guess I blew
my chance with her.
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Greg?
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Sorry.
She's just so hot now.
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Man.
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Whee!
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Oof!
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Just as the cards foretold.
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I'm going to jump up to
Heaven and say hi to Grandma.
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Ducky, no!
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Whoa!
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Aw, man!
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Yo, Big Edgar!
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You gotta try this!
269
00:10:12,388 --> 00:10:13,589
Here, try mine.
270
00:10:13,690 --> 00:10:14,825
No thanks.
271
00:10:14,925 --> 00:10:16,626
I--
Well?
272
00:10:16,727 --> 00:10:18,094
It's good, OK?
273
00:10:18,194 --> 00:10:19,295
Don't hurt me.
274
00:10:20,697 --> 00:10:21,664
Mm!
275
00:10:21,765 --> 00:10:24,200
Mm, mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
276
00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,769
Spit it out, Mr. Omar.
277
00:10:25,869 --> 00:10:28,872
Or you'll be planning
your own funeral.
278
00:10:32,008 --> 00:10:34,144
Yo, man,
you going to eat that?
279
00:10:34,244 --> 00:10:36,146
Let me make you
a plate, sweetie.
280
00:10:36,246 --> 00:10:38,915
Oh, no. I'm good.
281
00:10:39,716 --> 00:10:42,685
It's a crime to
let this go to waste.
282
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:44,654
Thank you, Risky.
283
00:10:44,755 --> 00:10:46,622
That means a lot.
284
00:10:47,290 --> 00:10:49,325
I got Peaches' famous
mac and cheese here.
285
00:10:49,425 --> 00:10:50,761
No line. $5.
286
00:10:50,861 --> 00:10:52,662
Way better than Rochelle's.
287
00:11:02,472 --> 00:11:03,807
I think I've got it.
288
00:11:04,941 --> 00:11:05,942
Five-O!
289
00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:08,244
Attention, citizens.
290
00:11:08,344 --> 00:11:09,379
You--
291
00:11:09,479 --> 00:11:11,347
Side, close, side.
292
00:11:11,447 --> 00:11:12,382
Oh, damn it.
293
00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:14,350
I don't know
what's going on here.
294
00:11:14,450 --> 00:11:17,888
But that kid's one
hell of a dancer.
295
00:11:17,988 --> 00:11:19,689
Wait, wait!
296
00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:21,357
A boy fell in a manhole.
297
00:11:21,457 --> 00:11:22,592
Accidentally.
298
00:11:22,692 --> 00:11:24,594
It was no one's fault.
But you have to wonder,
299
00:11:24,694 --> 00:11:26,029
where were the parents?
300
00:11:26,129 --> 00:11:27,931
It's Baby Jessica
all over again.
301
00:11:28,031 --> 00:11:29,432
I'm going to be
on the "Today" show.
302
00:11:29,532 --> 00:11:30,600
Describe the victim.
303
00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:32,202
About 4'8".
Mm-hmm.
304
00:11:32,302 --> 00:11:33,703
Maybe 90 pounds.
305
00:11:33,804 --> 00:11:35,338
- Uh-huh.
- Black.
306
00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:40,811
Grilled to perfection.
307
00:11:40,811 --> 00:11:41,978
Thank you, Mr. Julius.
308
00:11:42,078 --> 00:11:43,513
I didn't cook that.
309
00:11:43,613 --> 00:11:45,048
It was Chris.
310
00:11:47,117 --> 00:11:50,520
Little dude from across the
street, you got a tip jar?
311
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:51,922
Uh, yeah.
312
00:11:52,022 --> 00:11:53,056
Right here.
313
00:11:53,156 --> 00:11:55,491
You know I don't
have it on me.
314
00:11:57,828 --> 00:11:59,429
Feels good to be
a man, doesn't it?
315
00:11:59,529 --> 00:12:00,630
Yeah.
316
00:12:00,831 --> 00:12:03,466
I've got something for you.
317
00:12:03,566 --> 00:12:06,036
The big piece of chicken!
318
00:12:09,005 --> 00:12:10,473
Well done.
319
00:12:10,573 --> 00:12:11,507
Get it?
320
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:12,575
Well done?
321
00:12:14,077 --> 00:12:16,379
Thank God I got
my mom's sense of humor.
322
00:12:16,479 --> 00:12:19,082
You're ready to man
the grill by yourself.
323
00:12:19,182 --> 00:12:20,683
Where are you going?
324
00:12:20,851 --> 00:12:23,286
To finally get some of
your mama's mac and cheese.
325
00:12:26,556 --> 00:12:29,259
You sure you don't want
to try some, Rochelle?
326
00:12:29,359 --> 00:12:32,528
It's about to run out,
and then all we gonna have left
327
00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:33,897
is your whole tray.
328
00:12:33,997 --> 00:12:35,866
I don't eat
government cheese.
329
00:12:35,866 --> 00:12:37,167
OK, you know what?
330
00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:38,768
This is a competition,
and I am winning.
331
00:12:38,869 --> 00:12:40,536
So why do you keep acting
like you're better than me?
332
00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:42,672
Maybe because I didn't
spend the summer in jail
333
00:12:42,772 --> 00:12:44,740
for public intoxication.
334
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,877
It was public nudity!
335
00:12:46,877 --> 00:12:48,444
And it wasn't my fault.
I was drunk.
336
00:12:48,544 --> 00:12:50,046
That's what
intoxication means!
337
00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:52,215
Ugh! You are so stuck up.
338
00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:56,519
Rochelle, this is the best
mac and cheese I've ever had.
339
00:12:58,088 --> 00:13:00,490
That's actually
my mac and cheese.
340
00:13:01,892 --> 00:13:02,959
Uh-oh.
341
00:13:03,059 --> 00:13:05,528
Would you care
for seconds, Julius?
342
00:13:05,628 --> 00:13:07,763
What have I done?
343
00:13:07,898 --> 00:13:09,799
I do not need this!
344
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:12,002
My mac has two cheeses!
345
00:13:16,439 --> 00:13:17,540
Ducky!
346
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:18,909
We brought you some food.
347
00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:20,944
Here, catch.
348
00:13:21,044 --> 00:13:22,913
Ooh, a hot dog!
349
00:13:23,013 --> 00:13:24,647
I can eat these so fast.
350
00:13:24,747 --> 00:13:26,917
The trick is not to chew.
351
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:28,318
Ducky, no!
352
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,187
We got to tell Mom.
353
00:13:31,287 --> 00:13:33,289
No.
There has to be another way.
354
00:13:33,389 --> 00:13:34,958
I think I've got it!
355
00:13:35,058 --> 00:13:36,592
Side, close, side, tap.
356
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:37,593
Greg, no!
357
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:39,029
Look out!
358
00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:44,334
I'm OK!
359
00:13:44,434 --> 00:13:46,002
I'm not!
360
00:13:46,102 --> 00:13:49,205
You the man, Chris.
361
00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:51,141
- Tasha.
- Hey.
362
00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:53,009
I thought we were
going to hang out.
363
00:13:53,109 --> 00:13:54,810
Kind of felt like
you were ignoring me.
364
00:13:54,945 --> 00:13:56,046
Ignoring you?
365
00:13:56,146 --> 00:13:57,647
I've been thinking
about you all day.
366
00:13:57,747 --> 00:13:58,949
Don't say that out loud!
367
00:13:59,049 --> 00:14:00,183
Really?
368
00:14:00,283 --> 00:14:01,817
I've been thinking
about all day too.
369
00:14:01,952 --> 00:14:03,253
Never mind.
You do you.
370
00:14:03,353 --> 00:14:05,956
Oh, do you want to hang out
after the block party?
371
00:14:06,056 --> 00:14:07,657
How about right now?
372
00:14:07,757 --> 00:14:10,726
My mom got in some huge fight
over macaroni and cheese,
373
00:14:10,826 --> 00:14:12,963
so my apartment's empty.
374
00:14:12,963 --> 00:14:14,364
Maybe I'll see you there.
375
00:14:14,464 --> 00:14:16,532
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
376
00:14:16,632 --> 00:14:17,800
What do I do?
377
00:14:17,968 --> 00:14:20,703
You are ready to man
the grill by yourself.
378
00:14:20,803 --> 00:14:24,374
And I learned a lot
at sleepaway camp.
379
00:14:24,474 --> 00:14:25,976
You the man, Chris.
380
00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:28,411
The kind
that stains mattresses.
381
00:14:28,511 --> 00:14:30,246
Forget about being a man.
382
00:14:30,346 --> 00:14:32,348
You're ready to be a daddy.
383
00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:34,084
Why are you grilling me?
384
00:14:34,184 --> 00:14:36,119
I can feel pain.
385
00:14:36,219 --> 00:14:37,753
Ah!
386
00:14:37,853 --> 00:14:38,989
Grill's closed.
387
00:14:38,989 --> 00:14:40,590
Tasha, wait up!
388
00:14:40,690 --> 00:14:43,826
Chris, you better not
bring home no babies!
389
00:14:48,231 --> 00:14:49,665
Baby, what's wrong?
390
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,234
Everyone on this
block has lost
391
00:14:51,334 --> 00:14:53,803
their damn minds, that's what.
392
00:14:53,903 --> 00:14:56,206
I'm the only sane one left.
393
00:14:56,306 --> 00:14:57,907
Mm-hmm.
394
00:14:58,008 --> 00:15:03,079
Look, I know it's stupid,
but I miss being treated
395
00:15:03,179 --> 00:15:04,414
like a queen for a day.
396
00:15:04,514 --> 00:15:06,349
It's not stupid.
397
00:15:06,449 --> 00:15:08,384
Why do you think I do
the grilling every year?
398
00:15:08,484 --> 00:15:10,353
So you can sell
the leftover meat
399
00:15:10,453 --> 00:15:12,155
to that Chinese restaurant?
400
00:15:12,255 --> 00:15:13,789
Well, yeah.
401
00:15:13,889 --> 00:15:16,192
But also, I like being
the king of the neighborhood.
402
00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:18,061
Peaches may be
the queen for today,
403
00:15:18,161 --> 00:15:20,596
but you're a queen every day.
404
00:15:20,696 --> 00:15:22,232
My queen.
405
00:15:22,332 --> 00:15:23,833
Thank you, baby.
406
00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:25,068
But damn!
407
00:15:25,168 --> 00:15:28,404
Not even one person liked
my mac and cheese better?
408
00:15:28,504 --> 00:15:31,274
Well, I still
haven't tried it.
409
00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:34,177
Oh, my Lord!
410
00:15:34,277 --> 00:15:36,046
You're just saying that.
411
00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:37,880
God damn!
412
00:15:38,048 --> 00:15:40,583
Mm-mm-mm!
413
00:15:45,221 --> 00:15:47,057
I'm so glad
we're finally alone.
414
00:15:47,057 --> 00:15:48,858
Me too.
415
00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:52,562
I tried a lot of new
things at sleepaway camp.
416
00:15:52,662 --> 00:15:54,264
Want to see what I
can do with my tongue?
417
00:15:54,364 --> 00:15:57,100
This girl was a freak!
418
00:16:00,536 --> 00:16:02,505
This girl was a freak!
419
00:16:02,605 --> 00:16:03,839
What are you doing?
420
00:16:03,939 --> 00:16:05,808
Speaking in tongues.
421
00:16:05,908 --> 00:16:07,510
I got the Holy Ghost, Chris.
422
00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:08,678
At church camp!
423
00:16:08,778 --> 00:16:10,846
You went to
sleepaway church camp?
424
00:16:10,946 --> 00:16:13,583
So why did you want
to be alone with me?
425
00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:15,785
To talk to you
about getting saved.
426
00:16:15,885 --> 00:16:17,620
What did you think
I wanted to do?
427
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,355
Don't make me say it.
428
00:16:19,455 --> 00:16:20,823
I'll get in trouble.
429
00:16:20,923 --> 00:16:22,658
I've seen you staring
at my boobs, Chris.
430
00:16:22,758 --> 00:16:24,794
You've given in to the
temptations of the flesh.
431
00:16:24,894 --> 00:16:27,230
Uh, I just--
you said you were
432
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:28,298
thinking about me all day.
433
00:16:28,398 --> 00:16:30,233
I was praying for you.
434
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:33,236
I want you to come
to church with me, Chris.
435
00:16:38,308 --> 00:16:39,509
I'll think about it.
436
00:16:39,609 --> 00:16:41,744
I thought about it, and nope!
437
00:16:41,844 --> 00:16:43,246
Well, see ya!
438
00:16:46,149 --> 00:16:49,819
A white kid fell
in a manhole!
439
00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:52,122
All units, this is
a level 4 mobilization.
440
00:16:52,122 --> 00:16:56,826
I need EMS, ESU, medevac,
HAZMAT, and SWAT.
441
00:16:56,926 --> 00:16:59,162
I'm going to meet
Willard Scott.
442
00:17:01,364 --> 00:17:03,566
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
443
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:04,667
The grill!
444
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:05,835
The big piece of chicken!
445
00:17:05,935 --> 00:17:08,738
$37.90 worth of leftover meat!
446
00:17:08,838 --> 00:17:10,773
Chris!
447
00:17:15,878 --> 00:17:19,149
Uh, five-O, five-O, five-O!
448
00:17:19,149 --> 00:17:20,516
You're not going
to put that out?
449
00:17:20,616 --> 00:17:23,853
There's a white
child in a hole!
450
00:17:23,953 --> 00:17:26,322
I gotta do everything myself.
451
00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:30,160
It's been a harrowing four
minutes since a white child
452
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,695
fell into this manhole,
and all of New York
453
00:17:32,795 --> 00:17:37,066
is demanding to know how much
longer the rescue will take.
454
00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:38,601
A Black kid fell in first.
455
00:17:38,701 --> 00:17:40,170
Ah, ah.
456
00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:42,071
I'm getting reports now
that something may have
457
00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:44,707
broken the white child's fall.
458
00:17:47,543 --> 00:17:49,479
Oh, snap!
459
00:17:54,817 --> 00:17:56,352
Dad, I'm sorry.
460
00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:58,221
How could you leave
the grill unattended?
461
00:17:58,321 --> 00:17:59,622
Where were you?
462
00:17:59,722 --> 00:18:00,623
At Tasha's.
463
00:18:00,723 --> 00:18:01,991
Doing what?
464
00:18:02,091 --> 00:18:04,627
Nothing, as usual.
465
00:18:04,727 --> 00:18:07,230
I got rejected.
466
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:10,800
Anyway, I'm ready
for my punishment now.
467
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,969
You know,
I was young once, too.
468
00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:16,606
I get how it feels when
a girl shoots you down.
469
00:18:16,706 --> 00:18:18,308
So how bad was it?
470
00:18:18,408 --> 00:18:21,043
She spoke in tongues,
and now she wants
471
00:18:21,211 --> 00:18:23,045
me to go to church with her.
472
00:18:23,213 --> 00:18:24,814
I think she's
good for you, Chris.
473
00:18:24,914 --> 00:18:26,816
Wait, for real?
474
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:28,584
Your mama shot me
down at first too.
475
00:18:28,684 --> 00:18:31,787
But a real man knows the right
woman is worth the effort.
476
00:18:31,887 --> 00:18:33,055
Did Mom ever make
you do anything
477
00:18:33,223 --> 00:18:34,324
you didn't want to do?
478
00:18:34,424 --> 00:18:36,826
Yeah, have kids!
479
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:38,861
Peaches.
480
00:18:38,961 --> 00:18:40,496
You win.
481
00:18:40,596 --> 00:18:42,365
Yeah! In your face!
482
00:18:42,465 --> 00:18:43,899
I'm the queen of this bitch!
483
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,735
How could anyone
like government cheese?
484
00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:47,670
You put crack in
there, I know it!
485
00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:49,905
I may not use
fancy ingredients,
486
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:53,042
but food is more
of a feeling than a flavor.
487
00:18:53,142 --> 00:18:54,109
Yeah, whatever.
488
00:18:54,244 --> 00:18:56,579
Come on. Just try it.
489
00:19:02,985 --> 00:19:05,255
What's wrong
with your cheese, Rochelle?
490
00:19:05,255 --> 00:19:06,422
It's not melting.
491
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:07,890
It's government cheese.
492
00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:11,060
That's what you get
when your family's poor.
493
00:19:11,394 --> 00:19:13,162
She's poor!
494
00:19:15,598 --> 00:19:17,833
I don't hate
government cheese.
495
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:20,536
I just hated the
way other people
496
00:19:20,636 --> 00:19:23,138
made me feel for eating it.
497
00:19:23,273 --> 00:19:25,708
Girl, I know what
it's like to be judged.
498
00:19:25,808 --> 00:19:27,377
And sentenced.
499
00:19:27,477 --> 00:19:31,314
And here I was,
making you feel less than.
500
00:19:31,414 --> 00:19:32,982
What you mean, less than?
501
00:19:33,082 --> 00:19:36,686
Like how everyone liked your
mac and cheese less than mine?
502
00:19:38,288 --> 00:19:40,122
Well, I tried.
503
00:19:41,624 --> 00:19:43,293
Oops.
504
00:19:47,597 --> 00:19:50,400
I got T-shirts here. $10.
505
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,634
Whoo!
506
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:53,303
They saved the white boy!
507
00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:54,670
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
508
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:56,306
Breaking news!
509
00:19:56,306 --> 00:20:01,611
The white child has
been rescued, finally.
510
00:20:01,711 --> 00:20:04,780
How scary was it
to fall into the sewer
511
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,549
in a Black neighborhood?
512
00:20:06,649 --> 00:20:08,651
Wait. Am I on TV?
513
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:10,720
If there are any
hot babes watching,
514
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:12,388
will you please go out with me?
515
00:20:12,488 --> 00:20:13,823
You will not be disappointed.
516
00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:15,858
I have scoliosis,
so I'm super flexible.
517
00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:17,760
Ugh!
You nasty.
518
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,429
Did he just say that?
Ew.
519
00:20:19,529 --> 00:20:21,364
Ducky, you're OK.
520
00:20:22,798 --> 00:20:24,800
I want the quarters.
521
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,168
All of them.
522
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,837
Or what?
523
00:20:27,937 --> 00:20:31,374
Or I'm telling your mom.
524
00:20:35,311 --> 00:20:37,279
Tasha, hey.
525
00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:40,516
I thought about what you said,
and I'll go to church
526
00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:41,617
with you sometime.
527
00:20:41,717 --> 00:20:44,019
I'm so glad, Chris.
528
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,422
First we've got
to get you rebaptized.
529
00:20:46,522 --> 00:20:47,823
Uh, mm-hmm.
530
00:20:47,923 --> 00:20:49,425
You really think
she's good for Chris?
531
00:20:49,525 --> 00:20:50,826
Nope.
532
00:20:50,926 --> 00:20:53,262
But at least he won't
bring home no babies.
533
00:20:53,363 --> 00:20:56,065
In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
534
00:20:56,165 --> 00:20:58,267
Wait. We're doing this now?
535
00:20:58,317 --> 00:21:02,867
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