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When I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night-
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and found my brother pissing
on my typewriter.
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I decided there and then that there was something wonderful about alcohol.
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And as my artistic interest grew, I discovered that many of my heroes-
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had impassioned affairs with what my old dad reffered to as the devil's vomit.
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Brendan Behan, Dylan Thomas,
George Best, Pete Townsend.
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It had not adversely affected
any of them,
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with the exception of the first two.
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Them it killed.
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Starkey!
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My office, now!
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Staying off the wires.
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"If elected, Michael Brinn is going to swap West Belfast
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for the Guinness Brewery in Dublin."
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"They can have our travels,
and we can drink theirs." Bollocks!
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"Michael Brinn go on to sponsor paramilitary
coffee mornings
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with an ArmaLite in one hand,
and a packet of Jaffa Cakes in the other."
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-It's shite!
-Well, you pay me to write shite like that.
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-I pay you to write shite that's funny!
-It's satire.
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My point exactly!
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Oh, for god's sake, man!
we're going independent here.
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We're talking happy,
optimistic, joyous!
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We're throwing our weight behind
Michael Brinn, Dan.
You know what our line is?
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He's the one man can knit it all together,
bring a lasting peace.
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-Are you going to print it or what?
-Only because [inaudible], Phil!
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But do me a favor, Dan
Lay off them for a while.
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Do what you do best.
Get me a story! Get your ear to the ground!
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Oh my god!
Are you ok?
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Could you just move out of the light here?.
I'm working.
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Gravel inspector,
department of stones.
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-I thought you'd cracked your head.
-I did crack my head.
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-Is he late?
-She is.
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-Your fancy a wee drink?
-I have some wine here.
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-Wine? is that what students are drinking now?
-What makes you think i'm a student?
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The sophisticated screw top bottle
would seem to suggest that you're not yet
in gainful employment
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Medical student? Nope
You didn't give me the kiss of life.
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But you're sitting all by yourself.
Accountancy?
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I know! you're a farmer's daughter!
Agriculture?
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-Horticulture?
-You can lead a horticulture, but you can't-
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Make her think, Dorothy Parker
American literature?
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Geology?
Sociology? Biology?
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Scatology?
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-Apology?
-Art.
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-Art?
-Art.
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Why do art students never look out of the window in the morning?
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-So they have something to do in the afternoon.
-Put it there! Daniel Starkey.
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-I've seen your column in the paper.
-And what do you think?
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-Does it make you laugh?
-It's better than the other shite.
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Better than the other shite?
They'll put that on my gravestone.
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You're not seriously going to drink all that yourself, are ya?
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I'm taking it to a party.
Saves me having to carry it.
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Look, seeing as you don't seem to have any friends
whatsoever,
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I was wondering if you'd like to come.
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It's my crowd, my music, my house.
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You crowd, your music, your wife.
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You have read my column.
Come on, eh?
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-She really wouldn't mind you turning up with me?
-It's a party! She trusts me.
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-Anyway, I don't mess around.
-Unless you get the chance.
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I don't mess around. Come on.
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All right then, What have I got to lose?
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-Except my reputation.
-That's the girl.
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We'll fall through the door,
my friend Mouse will hand us beer,
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and my wife Patricia will be waiting on the magic city.
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What's so magic about it?
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Well, we just call it that because every time we sit on it,
we end up making love.
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We haven't sat in it for a while.
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Here we have the man!
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This must be your cousin, is it?
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-I'm sorry?
-It's Margaret.
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-Where's Trish?
-She's not in the best of form, Dan.
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-Will you please look after my guest?
-Certainly, my liege.
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I'll see you guys later.
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-So why do they call you Mouse?
-Because!
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-So, how's married life treating you?
-It's been better.
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You know, the guy that owns this house says
this is a magic city.
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-I think i'll go and get a drink
-No, no! It's a magic city
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Don't even think about it.
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-Working late, were you?
-Well, someone has to.
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-Who's the wee girl?
-Don't know
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I just bumped into her coming down the street.
Margaret something.
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-You're always picking up bloody strays.
-I had to care in the community?
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-Just the one? you usually manage a couple
-Oh, come on, lighten up.
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-You dancing?
-No. [inaudible]
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-Oh, come on, dance for this. IT'S THIS!
-No.
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Cider, brilliant.
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Two bottles of this and you wake up
with a pile of vomit in your slippers and six hours pregnant
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Are you ok?
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-You all right?
-Aye.
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-Do you want me to get Trish?
-No, it's all right.
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All right... second half.
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Shift yourself, huh?
I'm dying for a piss.
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Most are review copies from the paper.
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It's rare you get macroeconomics and a biography of Skippy the Bush Kangaroo in the same collection.
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-You feeling better?
-My mouth tastes like a horse's arse.
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You want a mint?
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You have 24 hours to move out of this house.
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That was a bit nice.
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I have to go... i'm in trouble.
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Trish! Trish, come here!
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She was just giving me a mint! I swear!
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Your liar!
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As I believe the song says, the best part of breaking up is when you're
having your nose broken- you'll keep still?
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Will you stop fucking poking me?
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Come on... my place isn't that far away.
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No, no, no. Look, I should go back inside.
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I'm not having a murder on my conscience.
Just for a while
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-Till Mrs. Bobbitt comes down.
-No, no, no.
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-Anyway, I thought you don't mess around.
-No... look, I don't!
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I had never considered being unfaithful.
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Well... at least not with anyone I had a remote possibility of getting.
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So, is this what passes for student accommodation these days?
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It's my dad's warehouse... my design.
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-Do you want something to eat?
-Aye.
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-I've got a pizza in the fridge.
-Fine.
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Oh, don't worry about him.
His bite is worse than his bark.
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Pat, shut up and go to bed!
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Who is in the photograph?
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-Brother, boyfriend?
-Ex boyfriend.
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-Long over?
-Long enough.
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But still has a place in your heart.
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Really, I should take it down.
It's sentimental.
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-He looks... should I know him?
-Patrick Keegan.
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Cow Pat Keegan?
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I kissed a mouth that kissed the mouth of Cow Pat Keegan?
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Don't worry, he's not going to come gunning for you.
He's in prison.
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i know! 33 bank robberies for the IRA,
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and he gets done for rustling on the [inaudible] of a supergrass.
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-Are you going to eat this?
-Cow Pat Keegan, King of the Congo?
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-Public enemy number 1-
-Number 1, I know! I've heard it all before.
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I suppose I should get going.
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Public transport this time of night is rarely dependable.
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Hello? Casanova is home!
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Hi, only me.
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Hope you had a nice time with the wee tart. I've gone away for a few days.
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We're having too many fights, drinking too much.
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We should really think about what we want.
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A guy called Charles Parker from the Boston Globe
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said he'd meet you at the Waterfront at 12pm.
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And you know your mint condition copy of the Sex Pistols "Anarchy in the UK"
you say is worth 300?
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I melted it in the sandwich toaster... bye!
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Morning, lover boy!
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Maggie, I need a piece of single column!
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I'll bet you that's what his wife says, too.
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At least my wife speaks to me.
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-Hey, Joe. Is Trish there?
-Just hold on.
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Hi, are you ok?
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It's no use nodding on the phone, you have to actually make a noise.
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-You're not funny.
-Well, I think most of my readers disagree.
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Most of your readers don't have to live with you
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Come on, Trish! Some girl tried to kiss me.
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You beat me up. I walk the streets.
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I'm sorry. Come home.
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Did you sleep with her?
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Of course I didn't sleep with her!
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I- I was bleeding everywhere, i went around to molly's to get patched up.
And-
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-Are you going to get any fucking work done today?
-It's a source.
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The source of fucking Nile. Get your finger out, for fuck's sake.
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But Mouse... was asleep.
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-She called first thing, wanted to know if I had seen you.
-Fuck!
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Shouldn't mess around with the [inaudible], Dan.
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Thanks, Mouse. I'll bear that in mind.
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Hope you bear it in mind you're supposed to be seeing that American guy
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-35 minutes ago.
-Fuck!
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-Will you watch where you're fucking going?
-Fuck away off and die!
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-Starkey?
-Aye!
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That's some fucking crap you write in the fucking paper.
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-Thanks
-Mind you, the husband loves it.
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-Good.
-But then he's a stupid fucker
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-I see...
-But not stupid enough to drive a fucking taxi, that's for sure.
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-No.
-Gets me to drive, the fucker, because he's scared of getting fucking tapped
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He sits at home worrying about me.
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Like fuck, that fuck went down a fucking pump.
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One of my last creative duties
at the paper was I was babysitter to visiting journalists.
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Charles Parker from the Boston Globe
was my charge for the duration of the election.
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-Can I help you, sir?
-I'm supposed to be meeting...
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-Charles Parker, Boston Globe.
-Dan Starkey.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Bomb scare.
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Bomb scare, huh?
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Don't take it the wrong way. There really no black people in Northern Ireland.
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Plenty of orange, plenty of green
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He expects you to take out a machete, cut his nose off.
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I've eaten already.
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-Sorry... seem to have missed the show
-You don't say?
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One question at a time, please!
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You were recently voted the sexiest man in Ireland by Woman's News magazine.
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-How does your wife feel about that?
-You'll have to ask her that.
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I don't feel very sexy after a 12 hour meeting discussing European fish quotas.
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You changed your name when you entered politics from O'Brinn to Brinn.
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Don't you think you have, in some way, betrayed your Catholic heritage by dropping the O prefix?
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No, i think I just had a vowel problem.
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I simply believe that in this country, too much stock is put in your prefix.
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The fact that I had an O at the start of my name automatically meant that
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I was disliked and distrusted by certain Protestants
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I'm just a man... a man who wants peace.
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The less preconceived notions I carry with me, the less prejudice I shall have to overcome.
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That's what we all want, isn't it... peace?
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Even the reporters are applauding.
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Well, see one evangelist, you've seen them all.
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-Mind you, I predict a landside victory.
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If he bottled that charisma, he could sell it as hair gel.
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Well, there's one thing i've always want to know about Ireland.
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What is the difference between Bush Whiskey and Black Bush Whiskey?
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4 out of 4. You won't make 5.
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-Jameon's
-Argh!
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Tastes better in Ireland.
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That's Northern Ireland to you,
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Or Ulster if you are a Protestant.
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and the 6 counties of the north of Ireland, if you are a Catholic.
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and if you are British government you call it the Province.
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-And what do you call it, Mr. Starkey?
-I call it home... after you.
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-Not that, sir, is Black Bush.
-Bollocks!
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Here's to pace in our time.
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He was badly injured in a bombing, wasn't he?
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Brinn? the... The IRA tried to blow up a police dinner,
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But they were double booked.
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And so Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Club's annual shindig was blown to hell.
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They were picking little bits of farro out of the trees for weeks.
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13 people died. Brinn was badly burned.
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-That's how he got started?
-Aye! the sympathy card.
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-Does he still play it?
-Only to gullible yanks.
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And then... the fine blends.
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Alfie!
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-Starkey!
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Can't stop, see you later.
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I haven't forgotten you, [inaudible] shit.
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-What was that all about?
-Billy McCubrey, UBF warlord.
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That's protestant paramilitary to you.
231
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I wrote something sarcastic about him a few years ago.
232
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Guys like that don't sue, but a for a few months, I didn't sleep.
233
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-When I went out, I wore a big hat.
-And the other guy?
234
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Alfie Stewart, Brinn's right hand man.
235
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What would they be doing together?
236
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Arguing, like everyone else in this stupid fucking place.
237
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Hello, it's mom here.
238
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I'll drop around later this evening after bridge.
239
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Loads of gossip for you.
240
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Ok, I'll see you later. Bye for now.
241
00:22:31,293 --> 00:22:36,492
If you want to fuck him, you can cook for him as well.
242
00:22:37,533 --> 00:22:41,890
I'll be back tomorrow. He just loves turnip!
243
00:22:54,013 --> 00:22:56,129
Hello? Patricia?
244
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Margaret?
245
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Trish...
246
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I thought somebody was shooting at me.
247
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I'm sorry.
248
00:23:15,693 --> 00:23:20,130
Knowing Trish, she'll have shopped around for the best deal.
249
00:23:20,253 --> 00:23:23,404
-What's that?
-Birthday present from Daddy.
250
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-Well, happy birthday.
-Wait a minute, it's not for another week.
251
00:23:27,093 --> 00:23:31,962
But Daddy is going to be busy, so he brought it around early.
252
00:23:33,013 --> 00:23:36,289
Every year he tries to instill a wee bit of culture in me.
253
00:23:36,413 --> 00:23:42,443
Here a set of classical composers, recorded
by the National Orchestra of Azerbaijan
254
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Here. "D" for Dan. from me to you. A wee present
255
00:23:51,173 --> 00:23:56,427
Thanks, I'm touched. No one has given me
a 1/26 of their birthday present before.
256
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If you think it's any good, come back for the rest.
257
00:23:59,093 --> 00:24:03,086
You just want me to come back 25 more times.
258
00:24:07,253 --> 00:24:10,404
-I love her.
-What are you saying?
259
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:16,532
I am just saying that whatever happens between us, I love my wife.
260
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Maybe you can love two people?
261
00:24:36,693 --> 00:24:39,048
-Hey Vincie, check this out!
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Shep's
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CLOSED DUE TO VARICOSE VEINS
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Hello?
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-Joe?
-How are you doing?
266
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-Is Trish there?
-I'm afraid not so.
267
00:25:52,853 --> 00:25:59,228
-Is something the matter?
-No. Everything's fine. Bye
268
00:26:02,413 --> 00:26:04,563
About bloody time.
269
00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:08,572
Sometimes you've got to wait for quality.
270
00:26:10,293 --> 00:26:13,524
And sometimes you've got to wait for shite.
271
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[inaudible] trips out to get pizza.
272
00:26:28,413 --> 00:26:30,688
What the fuck is going on here?
273
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I- Divorce...
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00:27:01,613 --> 00:27:03,922
Divorce...
275
00:27:05,013 --> 00:27:06,969
Divorce?
276
00:27:09,493 --> 00:27:12,530
Jack... Jack!
277
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Come on, you murdering fucking bastard!
278
00:28:39,613 --> 00:28:41,524
Oh, god...
279
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:55,121
I sat and thought of lovely Margaret
280
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of her hair, and her eyes and her love.
281
00:28:58,013 --> 00:29:03,246
and the way she kissed me, and her skin that smelled of mandarin oranges.
282
00:29:03,373 --> 00:29:07,161
She had died in my arms.
283
00:29:08,573 --> 00:29:12,835
What would she think of me now?
Would she still want me now
284
00:29:12,853 --> 00:29:18,132
that I had pushed her mother down the stairs and broken her neck?
285
00:29:40,453 --> 00:29:42,603
Stop that!
286
00:29:54,573 --> 00:29:58,805
I had heard the last words Margaret would ever speak
287
00:29:58,933 --> 00:30:02,164
Divorce... Jack
288
00:30:02,293 --> 00:30:04,443
Who is Jack?
289
00:30:04,573 --> 00:30:06,723
Divorce?
290
00:30:06,853 --> 00:30:12,325
Could it be Patricia?
I should call her. Call the police!
291
00:30:12,453 --> 00:30:16,924
Someone killed Margaret.
I killed her mom.
292
00:30:36,653 --> 00:30:40,282
-Hey there, Mr. Starkey. We have a cancellation.
-Really?
293
00:30:40,413 --> 00:30:43,928
Are you ready to meet the next prime minister?
294
00:30:56,053 --> 00:30:59,966
You guys are really into all of this shit.
295
00:31:00,093 --> 00:31:03,290
One phone call and they say come on in an meet the man.
296
00:31:03,413 --> 00:31:06,644
-Must be really desperate for dollars.
-Aye.
297
00:31:06,773 --> 00:31:10,163
-Are you ok, man?
-Hung over.
298
00:31:10,293 --> 00:31:13,675
Discussing politics with Mr. Smoothie isn't going to help.
299
00:31:13,693 --> 00:31:18,289
Give a man a chance! You guys have been fighting each other so long, you've forgotten-
300
00:31:18,413 --> 00:31:21,564
What the fuck do you know about it?
301
00:31:24,533 --> 00:31:30,649
Sorry, it's just 30 years of it, and then an oil slick comes along with a full set of teeth
302
00:31:30,653 --> 00:31:35,090
and some trendy platitudes, and everyone thinks how refreshing. Let's vote for him.
303
00:31:35,213 --> 00:31:39,889
He is no different than the rest, he's just got better marketing
304
00:31:40,013 --> 00:31:44,165
What were you drinking last night?
305
00:31:54,973 --> 00:31:58,602
Fuckin' radio. I should have brought my own tapes!
306
00:32:00,733 --> 00:32:02,250
I thought I was coming to a land of culture and music...
307
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:05,006
Fucking Jim Reeves?
308
00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:08,250
If it's culture you want...
309
00:32:19,413 --> 00:32:21,563
Fucking Jim Reeves!
310
00:32:26,813 --> 00:32:30,123
-Do you have any ID, please?
-Charles Parker, Boston Globe.
311
00:32:30,253 --> 00:32:35,229
-Dan Starkey, Belfast Evening News.
-Ok, go ahead.
312
00:32:42,813 --> 00:32:44,883
It's one big ass house.
313
00:32:55,493 --> 00:32:57,290
So how's it going there, Starkey?
314
00:32:57,413 --> 00:33:01,770
Still the leading graduate of the smart mouth can't write school of journalism?
315
00:33:01,893 --> 00:33:03,849
That's right, Alfie.
316
00:33:06,813 --> 00:33:09,771
If you're an honest worker,
317
00:33:09,893 --> 00:33:13,169
I've been there too.
318
00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:16,171
If you're unemployed,
319
00:33:16,293 --> 00:33:18,523
I've been out of work too.
320
00:33:18,653 --> 00:33:21,406
If you're disabled... I haven't been there yet,
321
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:26,243
But if you don't elect me, i'll shoot myself in the foot.
322
00:33:29,733 --> 00:33:34,932
I gather from your reaction you're not too familiar with young Mr. Starkey's work
323
00:33:35,053 --> 00:33:37,965
Dan, at last!
324
00:33:38,093 --> 00:33:42,211
I'm a big fan. and Mr Parker...
325
00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:48,852
You don't know what you're missing. Boston Globe, isn't it?
326
00:33:50,573 --> 00:33:55,772
By way of trade union paper in Cleveland and a weekly political journal in Washington?
327
00:33:55,893 --> 00:33:59,442
-You've done your research, too.
-Please.
328
00:34:00,853 --> 00:34:06,246
So fire away, hit me with your hardest first, and then we can relax and have some tea.
329
00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:10,122
Do you mind?
330
00:34:15,893 --> 00:34:19,329
-Do you believe in capital punishment for murder?
-For terrorists...
331
00:34:19,453 --> 00:34:23,128
-All murder is terrorism.
-But not all terrorism is murder.
332
00:34:23,253 --> 00:34:26,609
-Are you playing with words or answering questions, sir?
-I'm playing with questions.
333
00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:31,523
You know what my party's policy on capital punishment is. Don't you, Dan?
334
00:34:31,853 --> 00:34:34,935
So, even though you were badly scarred in a bombing
335
00:34:35,393 --> 00:34:38,525
What was it, 20% burns?
336
00:34:38,553 --> 00:34:42,441
-30.
-So, you're not bitter?
337
00:34:42,573 --> 00:34:44,723
Of course I'm bitter, Mr. Parker
338
00:34:44,853 --> 00:34:49,925
bitter that for 30 years, we've let this go on when, with a little guts, we could have sorted it out.
339
00:34:49,953 --> 00:34:53,612
Don't you want revenge? Or does being a victim give you political edge?
340
00:34:53,733 --> 00:34:59,205
Mr. Parker, a lot of people have died.
There are a lot of widows... a lot of orphans.
341
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:05,008
-I've prospered, I want my people to prosper, too.
-Well, i'm sure you do,
342
00:35:05,453 --> 00:35:09,945
but what worries me is that this is being built up as some kind of utopian state all forgiveness and light.
343
00:35:10,853 --> 00:35:12,129
If you're elected, and the Brits pull out
344
00:35:12,253 --> 00:35:16,132
What is to prevent the Catholics or the Protestants from starting this whole war up again?
345
00:35:16,253 --> 00:35:18,005
The ceasefires have never lasted.
346
00:35:18,133 --> 00:35:19,725
Because...
347
00:35:19,853 --> 00:35:23,528
If we get elected and they try causing trouble
348
00:35:23,653 --> 00:35:27,487
we'll have the mandate to deal with it.
349
00:35:28,853 --> 00:35:31,048
And the balls.
350
00:35:31,173 --> 00:35:33,867
Are you suggesting a military crackdown?
351
00:35:33,893 --> 00:35:37,969
No! All i'm saying is, Mr. Parker, is that what we've got there
352
00:35:38,973 --> 00:35:41,366
is the feel good factor that you Americans love in your movies
353
00:35:42,293 --> 00:35:44,053
the happy ending.
354
00:35:44,173 --> 00:35:47,449
All i'm saying is give peace a chance.
355
00:35:47,573 --> 00:35:50,406
Didn't they shoot John Lennon?
356
00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:58,729
Dan.
357
00:36:03,213 --> 00:36:07,126
Sorry. I need fresh air.
358
00:36:30,293 --> 00:36:32,887
Mom, you're all wet...
359
00:36:33,013 --> 00:36:34,844
Sorry.
360
00:36:34,973 --> 00:36:39,679
-I thought...
-It's all right. We were just messing around.
361
00:36:42,733 --> 00:36:47,648
-Dan Starkey, isn't it?
-Aye
362
00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:49,729
I'm a big fan.
363
00:36:49,853 --> 00:36:52,731
-Mrs Brinn.
-Agnes, please. This is Robert.
364
00:36:52,853 --> 00:36:55,786
-Call me Bob.
-Bob! how's about it, big man?
365
00:36:55,813 --> 00:36:58,964
-Your meeting all finished?
-No... I wasn't feeling too good.
366
00:36:59,093 --> 00:37:01,926
-Need some fresh air.
-Hangover, is it?
367
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,165
-Bad pint.
-You're just staying for lunch, aren't you?
368
00:37:05,193 --> 00:37:06,651
I do not know, no one said.
369
00:37:06,773 --> 00:37:11,100
Of course you are! come on up to the house, we'll see how things are going.
370
00:37:11,253 --> 00:37:15,007
Robert, come on!
371
00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:18,808
-So, you as bad as you make out?
-How do you mean?
372
00:37:18,933 --> 00:37:22,528
You know... womanizing, drinking, causing trouble.
373
00:37:22,653 --> 00:37:25,963
I'm fond of drink, women and shit-starting
374
00:37:26,093 --> 00:37:28,402
But I don't think that makes me a bad man.
375
00:37:28,533 --> 00:37:32,367
Unless I meet a drunk woman shit starter, then I'm lethal.
376
00:37:32,493 --> 00:37:36,122
-I'm safe, then.
-I wouldn't go that far.
377
00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:39,609
Are you flirting with the wife of the next prime minister?
378
00:37:39,733 --> 00:37:42,566
That depends on how the voting goes.
379
00:37:55,573 --> 00:37:57,609
Michael?
380
00:38:00,733 --> 00:38:03,293
What's happened?
381
00:38:03,413 --> 00:38:08,203
-Agnes, oh god.
-What?
382
00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:11,928
Our economic spokesman David McGarry...
383
00:38:12,053 --> 00:38:17,730
It's his wife Edna, and daughter, Margaret, They've been murdered in Belfast.
384
00:38:17,853 --> 00:38:22,722
Are there no depths to which these people... I'm sorry. I've got to go
385
00:38:22,853 --> 00:38:25,925
-Is there anything I can do?
-Be strong.
386
00:38:26,933 --> 00:38:28,810
Come on, let's go.
387
00:38:35,133 --> 00:38:37,966
Take a shit around here and WW3 breaks out.
388
00:38:38,093 --> 00:38:40,607
Hey, Starkey! what the fuck is going down?
389
00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:45,882
Did they say what part of Belfast?
390
00:38:46,013 --> 00:38:48,527
You're the local, come on! Liven up!
391
00:38:48,653 --> 00:38:51,804
-At last, a decent angle.
-It's all over.
392
00:38:51,933 --> 00:38:56,006
Yeah, you're damn right it is! if he hold this, he deserves to get elected
393
00:38:56,133 --> 00:39:00,888
Who do you think did it? IRA breaking their ceasefire, the Protestants trying to-
394
00:39:01,013 --> 00:39:04,323
Or just a lone nut case.
395
00:39:04,453 --> 00:39:07,763
-What's wrong?
-I have an idea we're being followed.
396
00:39:07,893 --> 00:39:10,043
-Don't be so obvious.
-Which one?
397
00:39:10,173 --> 00:39:13,085
Not the Jap, not the Fiat. It's that Audi.
398
00:39:13,213 --> 00:39:15,932
Either way, it's a sad reflection on the British car industry.
399
00:39:16,053 --> 00:39:18,521
Relax! you're not that important.
400
00:39:29,213 --> 00:39:32,842
I'll kill you!
401
00:39:53,693 --> 00:39:56,765
I've got you now, buddy!
402
00:39:57,453 --> 00:39:59,364
What the fuck are you doing?!
403
00:40:03,013 --> 00:40:04,844
You fuckin' idiot!
404
00:40:04,973 --> 00:40:07,533
I'm from New York City!
405
00:40:07,653 --> 00:40:09,962
We do this for breakfast!
406
00:40:36,493 --> 00:40:41,613
You told me that was just a simple carjacking.
407
00:40:41,733 --> 00:40:45,442
That was just a simple carjacking
408
00:40:45,573 --> 00:40:47,928
Now what the fuck is going on, Starkey?
409
00:40:48,053 --> 00:40:50,248
I go to the John, two people get murdered.
410
00:40:50,373 --> 00:40:53,012
Then someone tries to run me off the road.
411
00:40:53,133 --> 00:40:55,408
My stories are good, they're not that fucking good.
412
00:40:55,533 --> 00:40:59,467
-They weren't after you
-You quit your cryptic bullshit, if you know something-
413
00:40:59,493 --> 00:41:02,803
-They were Protestants paramilitaries.
-How could you tell?
414
00:41:02,933 --> 00:41:08,900
1. They fucked up.
2. The gunman had FTP written on his head.
415
00:41:08,913 --> 00:41:11,769
-FTP?
-Fuck The Pope.
416
00:41:11,893 --> 00:41:15,681
Actually, they're getting better... usually they can't spell FTP.
417
00:41:15,813 --> 00:41:19,806
-But why us?
-I don't know.
418
00:41:21,773 --> 00:41:25,288
All I know is someone has shot up my car and I have to go report it to the cops.
419
00:41:25,413 --> 00:41:29,088
-No, no, no! you can't call the police!
-I have to.
420
00:41:42,693 --> 00:41:48,450
Have you ever done anything really, really stupid?
421
00:41:48,573 --> 00:41:52,327
I have a feeling I just may be about to.
422
00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:57,165
But why didn't you know?
423
00:41:57,293 --> 00:42:02,398
You're making love to a beautiful woman and you're thinking: I wonder if she's a famous politician's daughter?
424
00:42:02,413 --> 00:42:03,165
But there must have been some kind of clues, her name or-
425
00:42:03,293 --> 00:42:07,529
I didn't know her name! I wasn't supposed to be there, it just happened.
426
00:42:07,853 --> 00:42:11,431
Those guys were chasing you, for what? revenge?
427
00:42:11,453 --> 00:42:11,364
I don't fucking know!
428
00:42:11,493 --> 00:42:16,169
-I need to make a phone call. Do you have any change?
-American Express?
429
00:42:17,973 --> 00:42:19,929
Do you have any change?
430
00:42:20,053 --> 00:42:22,009
NO CHANGE FOR PHONE
431
00:42:25,493 --> 00:42:27,927
I'll sell you a tape.
432
00:42:29,093 --> 00:42:32,163
There's not much demand for crap like that.
433
00:42:32,293 --> 00:42:33,609
-I'm looking for a pound.
-Keep looking.
434
00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:35,569
50 p
435
00:42:41,613 --> 00:42:45,731
-Call the police, you'd do yourself a favor.
-Would you?
436
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:50,883
Joe, is Patricia there?
437
00:42:51,013 --> 00:42:52,810
Sure, Dan.
438
00:42:52,933 --> 00:42:55,083
It's Daniel, Love.
439
00:43:00,493 --> 00:43:03,451
I just need some time.
440
00:43:04,613 --> 00:43:08,083
Before you start, she was asking for it.
441
00:43:08,213 --> 00:43:10,044
Oh my god!
442
00:43:10,173 --> 00:43:14,052
They do say revenge is a dish best served cold.
443
00:43:14,173 --> 00:43:18,883
-Oh my god, Trish!
-So I potatoed her.
444
00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:23,730
NOT THE POTATOES! I'm talking about murder, and you're talking-
445
00:43:23,853 --> 00:43:27,592
-about fucking garden vegetables?
-You'll stop shouting?
446
00:43:28,613 --> 00:43:31,207
Hang on a second.
447
00:43:40,533 --> 00:43:43,827
-What... what?
-Just shut the fuck up!
448
00:43:44,253 --> 00:43:47,446
-Emergency, which service do you require?
-EVERY FUCKING SERVICE!
449
00:43:47,573 --> 00:43:52,161
The murder of McGarry's wife and daughter has sent shockwaves through the province
450
00:43:52,293 --> 00:43:57,004
A clearly distraught Brinn visited the murder scene earlier today and was briefed by detectives.
451
00:43:57,133 --> 00:44:02,127
Paramilitary groups have been quick to distance themselves from the murder,
452
00:44:02,253 --> 00:44:06,405
but security sources have hinted that the ceasefire could be at risk if the culprits are not quickly tracked down.
453
00:44:10,573 --> 00:44:13,565
I'm in the shower! can you clean it later?
454
00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:17,481
I don't intent to clean it at all.
455
00:44:19,013 --> 00:44:23,848
"Journalist sought in McGarry murder sensation."
456
00:44:23,973 --> 00:44:26,487
For fuck's sake, don't do that to me!
457
00:44:28,293 --> 00:44:30,011
No fucking way!
458
00:44:32,013 --> 00:44:35,323
I work with these guys. What about Patricia?
459
00:44:35,453 --> 00:44:39,844
Below the headlines, she's missing. Her parents were bound and gagged.
460
00:44:39,973 --> 00:44:43,329
This is out of control.
461
00:44:43,453 --> 00:44:45,171
The best I could do.
462
00:44:45,293 --> 00:44:48,170
I had a chat with the cops, they don't know anything either.
463
00:44:48,293 --> 00:44:49,204
-You went to the police?
-No, they came to me.
464
00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:54,123
They were rather embarrassed that a double murderer has easy access to the next prime minister.
465
00:44:54,253 --> 00:44:59,041
I told them you hadn't said anything, and that I hadn't seen you since I dropped you off downtown yesterday.
466
00:44:59,173 --> 00:45:02,485
-And they believed you?
-It doesn't matter, they're still looking for you.
467
00:45:02,613 --> 00:45:06,367
-You're not serious?
-I got that at a charity shop three blocks down.
468
00:45:06,493 --> 00:45:10,008
-They said it belong to a dead woman.
-Did they scalp her?
469
00:45:10,133 --> 00:45:11,805
This is not going to work
470
00:45:11,933 --> 00:45:14,925
I had a conversation with Margaret's classmates in college
471
00:45:15,053 --> 00:45:19,683
-She did have a friend called Jack!
-This is slightly flared.
472
00:45:20,733 --> 00:45:23,088
-Jack, man... Jack!
-He's divorced?
473
00:45:23,213 --> 00:45:26,568
I don't know. What i do know is that Jack is a civil servant by day.
474
00:45:26,693 --> 00:45:29,985
And by night, he becomes Jibblet O Gibbler, stand up comedian.
475
00:45:30,005 --> 00:45:31,088
He's playing at the Dolphin tonight.
476
00:45:31,213 --> 00:45:33,488
I hope he knows more about this than me,
477
00:45:33,613 --> 00:45:37,401
because I know fuck all squared and a box.
478
00:45:38,893 --> 00:45:40,884
It's the fashion police.
479
00:45:53,933 --> 00:45:56,891
I'll met you at the Dolphin at 8 p.m.
480
00:45:57,013 --> 00:45:58,890
if you make it.
481
00:46:10,973 --> 00:46:13,089
Check the rooms!
482
00:46:21,133 --> 00:46:24,091
-Oh my god!
-Good afternoon.
483
00:46:28,773 --> 00:46:32,209
You stupid, fat, sweaty bastard!
484
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:34,324
We've got to get out of here now!
485
00:46:43,653 --> 00:46:45,564
Check all rooms!
486
00:46:47,973 --> 00:46:50,487
Just leave it on the table.
487
00:47:05,493 --> 00:47:07,723
Sorry, big man. Didn't see you there.
488
00:47:09,853 --> 00:47:13,084
Got any children yourself, love?
489
00:47:13,213 --> 00:47:15,773
Two? What are they? Protestants?
490
00:47:17,053 --> 00:47:20,807
Good to see so many [inaudible]
491
00:47:20,933 --> 00:47:23,401
Still doing the [inaudible]
492
00:47:23,533 --> 00:47:26,764
Look like you're eating more than leaving.
493
00:47:27,813 --> 00:47:30,611
Hey, did anybody watch "Scooby Doo"?
494
00:47:30,733 --> 00:47:33,247
There's Shaggy at the bar.
495
00:47:35,773 --> 00:47:37,923
All right, moving on. Put your hands together and give a Dolphin welcome
496
00:47:38,053 --> 00:47:41,170
to the the fabulous Jibblet O Jibber!
497
00:47:50,253 --> 00:47:55,008
There's this american praying earlier on this afternoon, and he was caught on-
498
00:47:55,133 --> 00:47:58,762
-Starkey! sorry I'm late, I had to go-
-Look, it's McCoubrey!
499
00:47:58,893 --> 00:48:01,965
Those were the guys that were chasing us... not now.
500
00:48:02,093 --> 00:48:04,971
-Are you looking to get fucking decked?
-The fuck's happening?
501
00:48:05,093 --> 00:48:07,766
-Sorry, sorry.
-Fuck off!
502
00:48:09,813 --> 00:48:13,886
Call me later, I'm at the Europa Hotel in the Clinton suite.
503
00:48:14,013 --> 00:48:16,402
What do you call a patient in the Belfast burns unit?
504
00:48:16,533 --> 00:48:18,842
A UVF explosives expert.
505
00:48:18,973 --> 00:48:22,727
Present company excepted, of course. What? can't take a joke?
506
00:48:22,853 --> 00:48:28,445
Can't you? the views expressed on this stage are not necessarily those shared by minicabs.
507
00:48:28,533 --> 00:48:30,808
There's been some sad news this evening...
508
00:48:30,933 --> 00:48:32,924
3 IRA men were actually killed
509
00:48:33,053 --> 00:48:35,692
when their car tragically left the road
510
00:48:35,813 --> 00:48:40,329
and struck a tree, and UVF said they planted it.
511
00:48:48,413 --> 00:48:51,530
That's all from me, thanks very much and goodnight.
512
00:49:22,373 --> 00:49:25,490
-Jack, I wondered if I could have a word.
-My manager is downstairs.
513
00:49:25,613 --> 00:49:28,650
-Please? I need to talk to you.
-Fuck off!
514
00:49:32,333 --> 00:49:35,052
-What was that for?
-That was for Northern Ireland.
515
00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:37,562
And that was for Margaret.
516
00:49:38,373 --> 00:49:42,082
-Why did you have to kill her, Jack?
-It wasn't me, it was that cunt Starkey.
517
00:49:42,213 --> 00:49:45,922
I'm Starkey, you stupid bastard!
518
00:49:47,413 --> 00:49:50,644
The last thing she ever said to me on this earth was about you.
519
00:49:50,773 --> 00:49:52,764
Why did you have to kill her?
520
00:49:52,893 --> 00:49:57,728
I didn't, I swear to god! I haven't seen her for weeks!
521
00:49:59,293 --> 00:50:01,761
-Look, what did she say?
-She was dying!
522
00:50:01,893 --> 00:50:07,630
-She said "Jack" and "divorce"!
-divorce? what the fuck does that have to do with me?
523
00:50:07,653 --> 00:50:09,282
I don't know! i'm trying to find out.
524
00:50:09,413 --> 00:50:11,210
Open up!
525
00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:13,722
It's him! It's Starkey!
526
00:50:14,933 --> 00:50:17,163
What are you doing in there?
527
00:50:17,293 --> 00:50:19,284
Open up that fucking door!
528
00:50:44,373 --> 00:50:47,092
-I've got Starkey! come on!
529
00:50:47,213 --> 00:50:50,011
530
00:51:49,213 --> 00:51:51,044
531
00:52:02,853 --> 00:52:07,051
-In the name of god, help me!
-Fuck away off!
532
00:52:14,413 --> 00:52:16,688
Holy mother of god!
533
00:52:20,893 --> 00:52:25,523
-Thank you, sister.
-You can stick your sister up your hole.
534
00:52:25,653 --> 00:52:28,645
You're bleeding all over my frigging car!
535
00:52:32,253 --> 00:52:34,892
Do you mind me asking which particular order you're from?
536
00:52:35,013 --> 00:52:37,288
Armalite and Carmelite?
537
00:52:37,413 --> 00:52:40,723
Shut up and tie that around your neck, just try and stop the flow.
538
00:52:40,853 --> 00:52:43,367
I can't!
539
00:52:44,933 --> 00:52:47,652
Crown Victoria is just around the corner.
540
00:52:47,773 --> 00:52:52,563
-I can't go to hospital!
-You'd rather bleed to death?
541
00:52:54,973 --> 00:52:59,726
Go on... tell me you're a terrorist. Tell me!
542
00:53:00,453 --> 00:53:04,570
I've spent the night being felt up at a priest's retirement party.
543
00:53:04,693 --> 00:53:05,526
Now i've got a man dying in the front seat!
544
00:53:05,653 --> 00:53:08,247
I'm not a terrorist, ok?
545
00:53:09,213 --> 00:53:12,569
I'll be straight with you: my name is Dan Starkey
546
00:53:12,693 --> 00:53:17,003
I'm wanted for two murder I didn't- I didn't commit
547
00:53:17,133 --> 00:53:21,048
I'm being chased by the IRA, UVF, RUC and the British Army.
548
00:53:21,173 --> 00:53:26,008
My wife has disappeared. I've just given a comedian a really good hiding,
549
00:53:26,133 --> 00:53:31,844
And i've been shot in the fucking leg for a [inaudible]. I'm fucking dying here.
550
00:53:31,973 --> 00:53:34,362
Help me, sister!
551
00:53:36,933 --> 00:53:38,730
Jesus Christ...
552
00:53:59,693 --> 00:54:03,049
I'm afraid I had to amputate.
553
00:54:08,373 --> 00:54:11,171
-What?!
-Don't panic.
554
00:54:11,613 --> 00:54:18,007
It's just a flesh wound. You've lost a lot of blood, but the bullet went clean through.
555
00:54:18,133 --> 00:54:22,126
-I stitched you up.
-What the fuck?
556
00:54:22,253 --> 00:54:25,325
Nun-a-gram by night, nurse by day
557
00:54:25,453 --> 00:54:29,446
Sure you know what the health service pays.
558
00:54:32,213 --> 00:54:36,047
Your picture is plastered all over the papers.
559
00:54:36,173 --> 00:54:41,042
And that girl you didn't kill... her dad's had a heart attack.
560
00:54:41,173 --> 00:54:43,482
-He's on a life support machine.
-It just gets better and better.
561
00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:47,970
-Thanks for not turning me in.
-I used to read your stuff in the paper.
562
00:54:48,093 --> 00:54:51,802
-They say you kidnapped your wife.
-She's in my pocket.
563
00:54:51,933 --> 00:54:56,370
-I'm only telling you what they're saying.
-I know, sorry.
564
00:54:56,493 --> 00:54:58,529
Look at you...
565
00:54:58,653 --> 00:55:00,564
Florence Nightingale.
566
00:55:00,693 --> 00:55:06,030
Florence Nightingale is about to spend the next 12 hours shoveling up some senile old bastard's shite.
567
00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:11,571
-Right now, i'd love that job.
-I had to do yours last night, you know?
568
00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:19,573
Rest, i'll see you later.
569
00:55:23,093 --> 00:55:24,924
Take it easy.
570
00:55:31,733 --> 00:55:34,805
The future is bright, the future is Brinn!
571
00:55:34,933 --> 00:55:37,572
Vote Michael Brinn!
572
00:55:44,413 --> 00:55:47,181
Michael Brinn, though clearly still shocked by the events
573
00:55:47,513 --> 00:55:49,811
has continued to carry out a program of public appearances and
574
00:55:50,133 --> 00:55:54,470
is stressing his belief that the murders were not sectarian, but rather,
575
00:55:54,493 --> 00:56:00,090
random acts of violence, unrelated to the Alliance party, the ceasefire, or the election.
576
00:56:00,213 --> 00:56:03,444
-Arctic Aroma, [inaudible]
-9:30
577
00:56:03,573 --> 00:56:07,248
-And bring your credit card.
Yeah, i got that.
578
00:56:08,573 --> 00:56:13,601
Just be sure to leave 10 p pay for that call
The wine is 4 quid.
579
00:56:16,893 --> 00:56:20,283
-Feelin' better?
-I slept. I have to go
580
00:56:20,413 --> 00:56:26,966
-I have to see a man about a horse
-Hope you buy it. You shouldn't be walking on that leg.
581
00:56:27,093 --> 00:56:32,167
I washed your jeans. Couldn't do much about it, but it holds.
582
00:56:32,293 --> 00:56:36,445
I have another job on tonight, if you want i'll give you a lift.
583
00:56:36,573 --> 00:56:39,246
Thanks. I'd be lost without you.
584
00:56:48,893 --> 00:56:53,887
Did you hear the IRA have shot 2 Mormons in Derry?
585
00:56:54,013 --> 00:56:57,130
-Morons?
-Mormons!
586
00:56:57,253 --> 00:57:00,211
Apparently, they were mistaken for plain-clothes police,
587
00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:04,406
It's the short hair and superior smiles.
588
00:57:04,533 --> 00:57:06,489
That's the end of that campaign.
589
00:57:06,613 --> 00:57:11,209
Once the mormons are on their case, the IRA will be begging for peace terms.
590
00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:16,361
-Have you nothing more cheerful than that?
-It's Dvorak!
591
00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:21,165
What's wrong with Dvorak? there's something so soulful about him.
592
00:57:21,293 --> 00:57:24,968
More sexy than Mozart- what the fuck?!
593
00:57:25,093 --> 00:57:26,890
Get the fuck off me!
594
00:57:29,733 --> 00:57:31,700
Who you with? who are you working for?
595
00:57:31,733 --> 00:57:35,018
I'm working for the fucking health service. I'm a nurse!
596
00:57:35,093 --> 00:57:36,999
-And you said it!
-I said what?
597
00:57:37,013 --> 00:57:41,369
You said the last words Margaret ever spoke and I never told you!
598
00:57:41,493 --> 00:57:42,723
I didn't say anything.
599
00:57:42,853 --> 00:57:45,208
Jack! divorce Jack!
600
00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:48,689
-You said it!
-Dvorak, the music!
601
00:57:48,813 --> 00:57:51,885
The bloody composer!
602
00:57:54,253 --> 00:57:57,609
-Sorry.
-Fuck you!
603
00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:02,810
I... I've been so fucking stupid!
604
00:58:06,933 --> 00:58:08,172
-You ungrateful bastard!
-I'm sorry.
605
00:58:09,003 --> 00:58:12,565
-I gave you the benefit of the doubt, and then you just-
-I thought- I thought it was a man,
606
00:58:12,693 --> 00:58:14,524
Jack.
607
00:58:16,613 --> 00:58:19,173
It's a tape.
608
00:58:19,293 --> 00:58:22,126
Some fucking classical tape.
609
00:58:22,253 --> 00:58:24,813
I've sold it for 50 p
610
00:58:40,293 --> 00:58:43,524
Keep it running, they're not used to nuns around here.
611
00:58:43,653 --> 00:58:45,962
They're likely to throw boulders first and ask questions later.
612
00:58:46,093 --> 00:58:48,448
I wasn't born yesterday.
613
00:58:48,573 --> 00:58:50,962
I keep thinking of you as a nun...
614
00:58:51,093 --> 00:58:56,531
-All sheltered and virginal
-You'd be surprised.
615
00:58:58,653 --> 00:59:03,363
-I can wait for you if you want.
-Does your life lack excitement, by any chance?
616
00:59:03,493 --> 00:59:07,452
I'd like to help, you have the world on your shoulders.
617
00:59:07,573 --> 00:59:09,848
You've done more than enough.
618
00:59:15,973 --> 00:59:17,964
The dirty beast!
619
00:59:19,653 --> 00:59:21,484
I'd better go
620
00:59:24,773 --> 00:59:28,652
-You are disgusting!
-Fuck off!
621
00:59:28,773 --> 00:59:31,207
Fuck off yourself, cunt face!
622
00:59:34,173 --> 00:59:39,167
-Can I help you, sir?
-It's ok. I'm an artist.
623
00:59:47,733 --> 00:59:51,123
-Dan, how are you?
-I'm fine.
624
00:59:51,253 --> 00:59:54,609
Starkey, I... the whole world is after you.
625
00:59:54,733 --> 00:59:57,167
I know.
626
00:59:57,293 --> 01:00:02,606
-What's that smell?
-It's gasoline in my underpants.
627
01:00:05,373 --> 01:00:09,446
Sorry... gin and tonic. And yourself?
628
01:00:09,573 --> 01:00:12,485
You'd be Starkey, then?
629
01:00:16,893 --> 01:00:19,691
-Very nice
-Sorry,
630
01:00:20,773 --> 01:00:23,412
But I had no choice.
631
01:00:24,853 --> 01:00:27,811
The name is Keegan. Pat Keegan.
632
01:00:27,933 --> 01:00:31,482
Cow Pat Keegan?
633
01:00:31,613 --> 01:00:35,891
-I thought you were in prison?
-I was released. Good behavior
634
01:00:36,013 --> 01:00:40,723
These are my colleagues, Mad Dog and Frankie.
635
01:00:40,853 --> 01:00:44,766
-Still IRA?
-Still?
636
01:00:46,053 --> 01:00:49,090
You think the IRA wear suits like this?
637
01:00:50,653 --> 01:00:53,167
Don't go blaming your friend here for letting you down.
638
01:00:53,293 --> 01:00:58,686
We had a very entertaining afternoon, didn't we? playing Irish roulette.
639
01:01:03,373 --> 01:01:05,603
You lose again.
640
01:01:07,893 --> 01:01:14,002
By the way, Starkey. I understand that you killed my girlfriend.
641
01:01:14,133 --> 01:01:18,172
-Should we order?
-I'm not very hungry.
642
01:01:18,293 --> 01:01:22,366
Gentleman, tonight our special is a breaded escallop of turbot
643
01:01:22,493 --> 01:01:27,408
prepared in a mixture of white bread and brioche crumbs and served with a sourrel sauce.
644
01:01:27,533 --> 01:01:32,129
-We'll have a couple of jam sandwiches.
-We're really not that sort of restaurant, sir.
645
01:01:32,253 --> 01:01:34,892
-You have bread, do you?
-Of course, sir.
646
01:01:35,013 --> 01:01:38,688
-And jam?
-I see what sir is driving at
647
01:01:42,493 --> 01:01:46,406
-Raspberry or strawberry?
-Whatever you like yourself.
648
01:01:46,533 --> 01:01:48,728
Certaintly, sir.
649
01:01:53,733 --> 01:01:56,201
Now, about this tape...
650
01:01:56,333 --> 01:02:00,300
-Tape?
-You don't want to play stupid buggers with me, Starkey
651
01:02:00,333 --> 01:02:04,800
Tell me where the tape is, and I'll see what I can do for you that doesn't involve lead.
652
01:02:04,813 --> 01:02:08,488
I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about.
653
01:02:08,613 --> 01:02:14,085
What a pity. Still, do you find the penis such a marvelous memory stimulant?
654
01:02:14,213 --> 01:02:16,488
Should we go?
655
01:02:16,613 --> 01:02:19,685
Shouldn't we wait for the sandwiches?
656
01:02:21,173 --> 01:02:23,403
See the last fellow we had that wouldn't talk?
657
01:02:23,533 --> 01:02:27,890
we stopped to put a blindfold on him, took him up to Cave Hill, shot him in the back of the head
658
01:02:28,013 --> 01:02:31,403
Why bother with a blindfold if you're shooting them in the back of the head?
659
01:02:31,533 --> 01:02:34,684
We were wearing the blindfolds. It was fucking amusing.
660
01:02:34,813 --> 01:02:39,443
Took us nearly 20 minutes to plug the bastard.
661
01:02:54,373 --> 01:02:56,443
Don't hurt the fucking dip
662
01:02:59,853 --> 01:03:04,722
Ok, Starkey. I'm going to make this very simple for you.
663
01:03:04,853 --> 01:03:06,730
I'm going to count to 3
664
01:03:06,853 --> 01:03:10,892
If you haven't told me where the tape is by the time I get to 3,
665
01:03:11,013 --> 01:03:13,846
nosy Parker here learns to fly.
666
01:03:22,533 --> 01:03:26,970
But there's no point, I don't have it.
667
01:03:32,693 --> 01:03:36,163
-I had it. I sold it!
-Three!
668
01:03:48,373 --> 01:03:50,933
Fastest rate I ever saw.
669
01:03:51,053 --> 01:03:54,841
-13 stories in 4 seconds.
-You bastard!
670
01:03:59,693 --> 01:04:03,845
Don't fuck me about anymore, Starkey.
671
01:04:03,973 --> 01:04:07,045
Which leaves us the small matter of the tape.
672
01:04:07,173 --> 01:04:11,212
You can stick your tape up your fucking hole.
673
01:04:12,253 --> 01:04:15,211
Well, I don't think it would fit up my hole.
674
01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:19,485
But... I have an idea whose it might.
675
01:04:19,613 --> 01:04:23,162
Look at that.
676
01:04:27,373 --> 01:04:29,523
Hey, Dan.
677
01:04:34,653 --> 01:04:36,371
You fucker!
678
01:04:36,493 --> 01:04:42,523
That's very kind of you, Starkey. But I fucked her already.
679
01:04:44,293 --> 01:04:46,761
Trish?
680
01:05:15,893 --> 01:05:21,286
At long last. It was like having a dead Siamese twin.
681
01:05:30,253 --> 01:05:34,246
-You fuckin' slept with him?
-There wasn't much sleeping involved.
682
01:05:34,373 --> 01:05:36,204
That's just lovely.
683
01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:40,929
-Shits in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
-Or potatoes!
684
01:05:41,053 --> 01:05:44,773
-I can't believe you screwed him.
-I was out on the web, he cheered me up.
685
01:05:44,798 --> 01:05:49,289
By kidnapping you? I can't believe i'm hearing this. I could understand if it was rape.
686
01:05:49,293 --> 01:06:00,100
-You mean you'd prefer that I was raped?
-Yes... no.
687
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:04,925
-It doesn't matter anymore.
-It course it matters.
688
01:06:04,933 --> 01:06:10,500
-It matters as much as you sleeping with her
-That's a different thing entirely
689
01:06:10,533 --> 01:06:12,285
Ok, it wasn't right.
690
01:06:12,413 --> 01:06:17,089
But god knows i've paid... she has paid for it!
691
01:06:17,213 --> 01:06:20,683
Screwing someone who kidnaps you, that's...
692
01:06:20,813 --> 01:06:25,030
-It happened to Patty Hearst.
-You're not fucking Patty Hearst. You don't have any fucking money.
693
01:06:25,053 --> 01:06:28,568
Has it ever crossed your mind that I might be doing this for revenge, to get even?
694
01:06:28,693 --> 01:06:33,645
I'd hardly ever have found out. Don't make me laugh, he's a killer
695
01:06:33,653 --> 01:06:37,925
-Who do you think he is, Robin fucking Hood?
-He does what he has to to survive
696
01:06:38,013 --> 01:06:40,800
It has nothing to do with survival, that was murder for the sake of it. And you screwed him!
697
01:06:40,813 --> 01:06:43,407
-Take it easy!
-Just shut up, ok?
698
01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:47,880
Shut up! So I screwed him, but it's over.
699
01:06:47,893 --> 01:06:52,925
-And we're not sleeping together anymore
-You mean you did it more than once?
700
01:06:52,933 --> 01:06:55,493
Yes... but it's over.
701
01:06:56,733 --> 01:06:58,564
702
01:06:58,693 --> 01:07:00,524
He did- he's dropped you.
703
01:07:00,653 --> 01:07:05,129
You screwed your kidnapper. You fell for him and now he's dropped you.
704
01:07:05,133 --> 01:07:07,886
-It's not funny, Dan.
-Yes, it is.
705
01:07:08,013 --> 01:07:11,235
The revenge that caved in on itself.
706
01:07:11,253 --> 01:07:15,007
You must feel pretty bloody dirty.
707
01:07:24,053 --> 01:07:26,442
I never kissed him.
708
01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:30,403
Thats ok, then.
709
01:07:36,413 --> 01:07:38,529
Isn't that just lovely.
710
01:07:41,493 --> 01:07:44,963
You freaker!
711
01:07:48,973 --> 01:07:52,688
If you look down, love, you'll see Frankie shoveling the first pancake away.
712
01:07:52,693 --> 01:07:55,680
-There's no need for this.
-You are right, Starkey.
713
01:07:55,693 --> 01:07:59,293
But it's exciting, isn't it? And of course, it gives us a good laugh as well.
714
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,729
-You're so sick.
-Ok!
715
01:08:03,853 --> 01:08:07,845
-One...
-Look, I don't have the tape
716
01:08:08,973 --> 01:08:09,248
-I had it...
-Two...
717
01:08:09,373 --> 01:08:13,147
-Listen! I had it. I sold it. I didn't know what was on it and I still don't
718
01:08:13,253 --> 01:08:15,083
It's a tape of Dvorak, fuck's sake.
719
01:08:15,213 --> 01:08:19,729
I sold it to a second hand tape stall in a market in Bangor.
720
01:08:19,853 --> 01:08:23,289
I swear to god! now let her go.
721
01:08:24,293 --> 01:08:27,171
-Truth?
-Yes! let her go, please.
722
01:08:27,293 --> 01:08:29,682
I've told you.
723
01:08:32,653 --> 01:08:34,900
Ah, well... sucker.
724
01:08:38,573 --> 01:08:40,370
You shut your mouth.
725
01:08:44,613 --> 01:08:48,891
-I'm collecting for the black babies.
-Not now, sister. You're all right
726
01:08:57,413 --> 01:08:59,722
Lee!
727
01:08:59,853 --> 01:09:02,970
Drop it! I said drop it!
728
01:09:03,093 --> 01:09:06,210
-This?
-Are you deaf?
729
01:09:06,333 --> 01:09:09,928
Now get your fucking weapon out and drop it on the floor now.
730
01:09:11,693 --> 01:09:16,289
I don't believe in them.
731
01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:20,850
-They ruin the line of your suit.
-So does this.
732
01:09:25,173 --> 01:09:27,050
Get this off!
733
01:09:27,173 --> 01:09:31,166
-Who the hell is she?
-Not now, Patricia!
734
01:09:41,533 --> 01:09:44,684
Not so much fun now, eh?
735
01:09:44,813 --> 01:09:47,400
You're not going to let him do this to me, are you, darling?
736
01:09:47,453 --> 01:09:49,967
Not after everything we've been through.
737
01:09:50,093 --> 01:09:54,166
I fell for you. Now you fall for me.
738
01:09:55,693 --> 01:09:58,810
So... about this tape.
739
01:09:58,933 --> 01:10:04,451
-What's so special?
-I don't know. It's just special.
740
01:10:05,813 --> 01:10:07,804
-One...
-Jesus.
741
01:10:07,933 --> 01:10:11,130
McGarry was looking for 100 grant for it.
742
01:10:11,253 --> 01:10:16,530
I wasn't going to pay, but I was very keen for a lesson, that's it.
743
01:10:16,573 --> 01:10:19,371
I can't breathe!
744
01:10:19,493 --> 01:10:23,247
-Two...
-Wait, Starkey.
745
01:10:23,373 --> 01:10:28,640
There's something about Brinn on it. something that will keep him of the throne, that's all I know.
746
01:10:28,653 --> 01:10:31,008
Why did McGarry give it to Margaret?
747
01:10:31,133 --> 01:10:33,966
Because he wasn't getting any money for it.
748
01:10:34,093 --> 01:10:36,726
He wanted to put it somewhere safe. He was a greedy fool, and she died because of it.
749
01:10:36,733 --> 01:10:40,362
-You mean you killed her for it?
-Not Margaret.
750
01:10:40,493 --> 01:10:45,442
I wouldn't. I loved her.
751
01:10:45,573 --> 01:10:49,612
You're going to damn fucking pay when I get out here!
752
01:10:49,733 --> 01:10:51,724
Wait, Starkey!
753
01:10:54,253 --> 01:10:58,070
-What will it take to get me out of this?
-An ability to fly.
754
01:10:58,093 --> 01:11:00,846
-Three.
-Don't!
755
01:11:02,453 --> 01:11:05,809
After what he did to you?
756
01:11:05,933 --> 01:11:09,005
That wasn't rape, Dan. And if you do this
757
01:11:09,133 --> 01:11:11,169
it makes you as bad as him.
758
01:11:11,293 --> 01:11:16,731
-And you're not.
-She's right. You're not.
759
01:11:17,773 --> 01:11:21,652
Is that some sort of compliment?
760
01:11:26,653 --> 01:11:29,270
-Get me in.
-What? Starkey?
761
01:11:29,293 --> 01:11:32,410
I thought you don't believe in violence?
762
01:11:32,533 --> 01:11:35,969
Starkey! don't leave me here!
763
01:11:37,453 --> 01:11:41,460
-Where did you get the gun?
-It's just a replica from a stripping policewoman.
764
01:11:41,493 --> 01:11:44,315
I saw those men follow you into the restaurant. I knew I had to do something.
765
01:11:44,353 --> 01:11:46,847
-So how did you two...
-Not now!
766
01:11:46,973 --> 01:11:50,363
Hold your horses.
767
01:11:50,493 --> 01:11:56,841
That's not [inaudible] perfect, but better. Get back inside
768
01:11:56,973 --> 01:11:59,123
Mine's bigger than yours.
769
01:12:00,373 --> 01:12:02,841
So shoot me!
770
01:12:42,413 --> 01:12:46,201
-What the fuck do you want?
-That's not a very pleasant greeting, Mouse.
771
01:12:46,333 --> 01:12:50,849
If the line is bugged, speaking quietly isn't going to fool them.
772
01:12:50,973 --> 01:12:55,842
-Of course the line isn't bugged, Danny Boy.
-I need a car.
773
01:12:55,973 --> 01:13:01,104
-I'll see you at the Monkey Puzzle Tree at 9 o'clock
-But Dan-
774
01:13:05,933 --> 01:13:08,322
Right, the Monkey Puzzle Tree.
775
01:13:09,373 --> 01:13:12,524
-Where is the Monkey Puzzle Tree?
-There's no Monkey Puzzle Tree.
776
01:13:13,773 --> 01:13:17,163
It's election day in Belfast, history in the making
777
01:13:17,293 --> 01:13:20,410
And here I am, hiding behind a tree.
778
01:13:20,533 --> 01:13:25,607
We drank here as kids back when our only worries were about getting served or about getting a girl,
779
01:13:25,733 --> 01:13:28,805
When murder was a hangover.
780
01:13:28,933 --> 01:13:32,562
We always called it the Monkey Puzzle Tree 'cause Mouse told us
781
01:13:32,693 --> 01:13:38,051
That's what it was. But it wasn't, and he knew better than to call me Danny Boy.
782
01:13:38,653 --> 01:13:40,530
Mouse!
783
01:13:43,693 --> 01:13:47,242
-Told you not to mess with the [inaudible]
-Did you get the car?
784
01:13:47,373 --> 01:13:49,887
It's an automatic. Takes on leaded petrol.
785
01:13:50,013 --> 01:13:54,564
There's half a tank in it and 3 vouchers towards a plastic beaker with George Best's head on it.
786
01:13:54,693 --> 01:13:58,971
Do you tell me what's going on? Or where you're going?
787
01:13:59,093 --> 01:14:04,725
-Dan... You didn't do everything they say, did you?
-Mouse, come on.
788
01:14:04,853 --> 01:14:07,686
-What about Patricia?
-You mean this Patricia?
789
01:14:09,173 --> 01:14:12,210
I thought...
790
01:14:12,333 --> 01:14:14,722
-Oh my god!
-Not now.
791
01:14:16,893 --> 01:14:22,125
I want you to keep them safe, can you do just till I get everything sorted out.
792
01:14:22,253 --> 01:14:23,642
-Of course.
-Thanks.
793
01:14:23,773 --> 01:14:26,128
That's what friends are for, mate.
794
01:14:26,253 --> 01:14:30,246
-You don't have to do this, you know?
-I know. But someone has to
795
01:14:30,373 --> 01:14:32,728
May as well be one of the good guys.
796
01:14:32,853 --> 01:14:37,973
-You're one of the good guys.
-I have my moments.
797
01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:45,205
Those lips are my lips. I'll be back for them.
798
01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:53,121
He'll be back.
799
01:14:53,253 --> 01:14:56,563
I didn't tell him which car it was.
800
01:15:02,653 --> 01:15:05,486
-Collector's item, was it?
-It's worth nothing.
801
01:15:05,613 --> 01:15:09,242
It's just my mother's, you know, sentimental value.
802
01:15:09,373 --> 01:15:12,763
-Was it with the one with all the Vikings and stuff?
-That's it.
803
01:15:12,893 --> 01:15:17,284
-What happened to that?
-Maybe this will help?
804
01:15:17,413 --> 01:15:21,289
It's coming back to me. It's not quite there yet.
805
01:15:22,453 --> 01:15:26,289
I need that fucking tape, now either you tell me,
806
01:15:26,413 --> 01:15:31,929
or you get "The Collected Works of Engelbert Humperdinck" up your fucking arse!
807
01:15:32,053 --> 01:15:36,204
Ok, ok... a priest, he gave me a few quid for it.
808
01:15:36,333 --> 01:15:39,451
-Did you get his name? did he write you a check?
-I don't know.
809
01:15:39,573 --> 01:15:44,442
He was just passing through, said he was from Cross My Heart?
810
01:15:46,573 --> 01:15:48,531
Yes. In the heart of the Congo.
811
01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:51,528
There you go.
812
01:15:53,573 --> 01:15:55,052
Move, fatso!
813
01:15:55,173 --> 01:15:57,164
Watch out, you fucking idiot!
814
01:15:57,893 --> 01:15:59,884
Just shut the fuck up
815
01:16:00,533 --> 01:16:05,687
-I'm looking for Dvorak.
-Oh, Dvorak hasn't been in today yet.
816
01:16:05,813 --> 01:16:08,885
I'm looking for a tape of Dvorak, you fucking prick!
817
01:16:09,013 --> 01:16:12,085
I have quite a few, he's hardly Mr. Popular.
818
01:16:12,213 --> 01:16:14,363
Get me them! now!
819
01:16:19,173 --> 01:16:21,164
Five quid?
820
01:16:25,853 --> 01:16:30,688
-What the fuck was that all about?
-I told you it had sentimental value.
821
01:16:54,413 --> 01:16:58,645
In the early 70's, when religious rats were tearing Belfast apart,
822
01:16:58,773 --> 01:17:03,051
someone had the bright idea of shipping whole communities out of the city,
823
01:17:03,173 --> 01:17:06,882
giving them new houses and state-supported industry.
824
01:17:07,013 --> 01:17:12,645
Except you don't treat bubonic plague by moving victims to unifected areas.
825
01:17:12,773 --> 01:17:17,210
Cross My Heart was soon as wild and ricked as anything in Belfast,
826
01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:22,726
And one man cracked the wip: Cow Pat Keegan.
827
01:17:22,853 --> 01:17:27,802
Not many votes for Michael Brinn in this place.
828
01:17:39,333 --> 01:17:43,928
Father, I'm here about a cassette tape you bought in Bangor the other day.
829
01:17:45,053 --> 01:17:49,127
A tape? you mean [inaudible] I picked up in the market.
830
01:17:49,953 --> 01:17:53,566
You see, it was sold to you by mistake, It was my mother's.
831
01:17:53,693 --> 01:17:55,888
Oh dear, your mother's?
832
01:17:57,493 --> 01:18:02,203
She know it was Michael Brinn then, does she?
833
01:18:03,253 --> 01:18:06,848
-You listened to it?
-Of course I have.
834
01:18:06,973 --> 01:18:13,162
And even as they're counting the votes, I would say our Mr. Brinn had problems.
835
01:18:15,333 --> 01:18:20,771
-How did it feel taking that bomb?
-They told me i'd be a hero.
836
01:18:20,893 --> 01:18:25,603
I sent 50 peelers to hell and I loved it.
837
01:18:25,733 --> 01:18:28,884
I thought it was another woman
838
01:18:29,013 --> 01:18:32,369
and he'd been careless with a phone call.
839
01:18:32,493 --> 01:18:35,132
... or another man.
840
01:18:35,253 --> 01:18:37,448
You're going about your daily business,
841
01:18:37,573 --> 01:18:40,826
and nobody knows that at night, you go out and plant bombs.
842
01:18:40,953 --> 01:18:42,569
He was planting a bomb
843
01:18:42,693 --> 01:18:48,165
at a police dinner in the Conway Hotel when it went off prematurely.
844
01:18:48,293 --> 01:18:52,684
He was in the IRA.
845
01:18:52,813 --> 01:18:57,011
He killed 13 innocent people in the blast.
846
01:18:58,613 --> 01:19:01,002
Fuck!
847
01:19:01,133 --> 01:19:03,442
Fuck, indeed.
848
01:19:04,613 --> 01:19:10,529
-You shot people as well, no?
-Not directly.
849
01:19:10,653 --> 01:19:15,886
You know, not the trigger, you pass down information.
850
01:19:16,013 --> 01:19:19,323
David, please understand.
851
01:19:19,453 --> 01:19:21,603
Please, understand.
852
01:19:21,733 --> 01:19:26,170
I got caught up in it all, you know? it was like an addiction...
853
01:19:39,613 --> 01:19:44,846
-It's quiet in here.
-Only busy on [inaudible] day, then it's pandemonium.
854
01:19:44,973 --> 01:19:48,727
-So, what can I do for you?
-Can you send this first class?
855
01:19:48,853 --> 01:19:52,971
I'm afraid we only do second class. We reflect the standard of our clientele.
856
01:19:53,093 --> 01:19:57,211
-That's a sad indictment of your clientele.
-You haven't met them yet.
857
01:19:57,333 --> 01:20:02,248
-You must make a lot of friends with that attitude?
-On the contrary
858
01:20:02,373 --> 01:20:04,523
-Anything valuable?
-No.
859
01:20:04,653 --> 01:20:09,061
Want a record of delivery? Registered? Guaranteed next day?
860
01:20:09,153 --> 01:20:12,045
Just post it!
861
01:20:16,293 --> 01:20:20,171
-Ok. Guaranteed next day.
-Guaranteed next day? absolutely.
862
01:20:20,213 --> 01:20:24,604
-That'll be 3,20.
-There you go.
863
01:20:24,733 --> 01:20:26,086
-Do you want a receipt?
-No.
864
01:20:26,213 --> 01:20:28,522
-Are you sure?
-No.
865
01:20:28,653 --> 01:20:31,087
You're not sure?
866
01:20:31,213 --> 01:20:33,488
Just fucking post it!
867
01:20:33,613 --> 01:20:35,649
Suit yourself.
868
01:20:35,773 --> 01:20:39,765
Doctor Zhivago? you see the film?
869
01:20:39,893 --> 01:20:43,250
-No, I prefer...
-He dies in the end!
870
01:20:45,293 --> 01:20:47,999
They seek them here, they seek them there.
871
01:20:48,093 --> 01:20:50,812
Get your fucking hands up.
872
01:20:53,813 --> 01:20:56,885
Drop them. Act natural.
873
01:20:57,013 --> 01:20:59,049
Careful.
874
01:21:01,813 --> 01:21:04,930
-Any mail for me today?
-Just the one.
875
01:21:10,893 --> 01:21:13,885
-Where's the tape?
-What tape?
876
01:21:15,813 --> 01:21:19,488
What's the point in all this? you'll only end up being damaged.
877
01:21:19,613 --> 01:21:23,572
-What's that like?
-Come on, will ya?
878
01:21:23,693 --> 01:21:25,809
-Inside the car
-You want me to drive?
879
01:21:25,933 --> 01:21:27,889
-Give me the keys.
-You are not insured.
880
01:21:28,013 --> 01:21:30,607
Give me the fucking keys, Starkey!
881
01:21:48,413 --> 01:21:53,203
You are your own worst enemy, Starkey.
882
01:21:54,133 --> 01:21:59,161
-You know that tape is worth a fortune?
-Don't even suggest it, son.
883
01:22:24,813 --> 01:22:27,646
Well, well, well, Daniel.
884
01:22:29,493 --> 01:22:35,523
-Funny what attracts two people, isn't it?
-Sorry?
885
01:22:35,653 --> 01:22:39,009
Me and Margaret, you and Margaret,
886
01:22:39,133 --> 01:22:41,522
You and your wife,
887
01:22:41,653 --> 01:22:45,532
Me and your wife.
888
01:22:45,653 --> 01:22:51,250
I suppose really to complete the circle, you should sleep with my wife.
889
01:22:51,373 --> 01:22:55,685
-But I wouldn't recommend it.
-Crap, is she?
890
01:22:58,293 --> 01:23:01,046
You listen to the tape?
891
01:23:01,173 --> 01:23:05,371
I'm sure you appreciate how desperate he is to get it back
892
01:23:05,493 --> 01:23:10,248
-And how keen I am to get a hold of it
-I don't have it.
893
01:23:10,373 --> 01:23:15,302
Let's not go down this road again, Starkey. You know exactly where it is.
894
01:23:15,513 --> 01:23:19,205
Here's what I want you to do: I want you to go see Michael Brinn.
895
01:23:19,333 --> 01:23:23,724
You tell him I have a tape of him confessing to the bombing of the Conway Hotel
896
01:23:23,853 --> 01:23:28,244
Tell him to bring a million pounds to the Salem Valley tomorrow at dawn...
897
01:23:28,373 --> 01:23:31,171
Just him. Him alone.
898
01:23:31,293 --> 01:23:34,330
I'd like you to come as well, obviously, and bring the tape.
899
01:23:34,453 --> 01:23:38,207
And then we'll all have a nice little pow wow.
900
01:23:38,333 --> 01:23:42,406
-And why the fuck would I go along with all that?
-Because I want you to be there.
901
01:23:43,933 --> 01:23:46,766
Otherwise I'll have to find out where the tape is,
902
01:23:46,893 --> 01:23:51,842
and so Mad Dog would have to torture you to within an inch of your life.
903
01:23:53,973 --> 01:23:59,366
Are you ready to go now?
904
01:23:59,493 --> 01:24:04,408
It's okay. I'll go for the torture.
905
01:24:04,533 --> 01:24:07,764
What are you protecting him for?
906
01:24:07,893 --> 01:24:14,162
Is there anything funnier than a journalist wrestling with his conscience?
907
01:24:14,293 --> 01:24:17,444
Whatever he did, it was a long time ago.
908
01:24:17,573 --> 01:24:21,202
Sometimes you have to look at the bigger picture.
909
01:24:21,333 --> 01:24:25,769
I'll tell you what, my newly-principled little friend. I'll make it easy for you.
910
01:24:25,893 --> 01:24:30,942
If I didn't have this little [inaudible] Starkey, you'd be dead already, you understand?
911
01:24:31,073 --> 01:24:34,882
And not just you. As of 30 minutes ago,
912
01:24:34,913 --> 01:24:37,483
Our lovely little Patricia
913
01:24:37,513 --> 01:24:39,529
and the nun with the gun
914
01:24:39,653 --> 01:24:43,929
and a man who goes by the name of Mouse are being
915
01:24:44,053 --> 01:24:46,284
held under my protection in Belfast.
916
01:24:46,413 --> 01:24:49,803
How's that for the bigger fucking picture?
917
01:24:49,933 --> 01:24:54,165
You're not as smart as you think.
918
01:24:58,293 --> 01:25:01,251
I've never claimed to be smart.
919
01:25:02,613 --> 01:25:05,337
What if i'm stopped? what if someone recognizes me?
920
01:25:05,500 --> 01:25:08,530
You'll get through. It's been arranged.
921
01:25:24,613 --> 01:25:28,572
-Mouse?
-Stop playing the hero and do what they say, will you?
922
01:25:34,333 --> 01:25:39,202
Voters are turning out in their thousands to decide the future of Northern Ireland.
923
01:25:39,333 --> 01:25:42,643
This is Christine Bleakley with the 12 o'clock news.
924
01:25:42,773 --> 01:25:49,326
A BBC exit poll suggests that Brinn has taken a substantial early lead in today's-
925
01:25:51,413 --> 01:25:53,768
Fucking Jim Reeves!
926
01:26:45,533 --> 01:26:47,524
Out!
927
01:26:49,493 --> 01:26:53,247
Well, Dan, your own personal escort service.
928
01:26:53,373 --> 01:26:56,331
In the back.
929
01:26:57,853 --> 01:27:00,128
When I say the back,
930
01:27:00,253 --> 01:27:03,051
I mean the back.
931
01:27:22,653 --> 01:27:26,441
1 million to Cow Pat Keegan...
932
01:27:26,573 --> 01:27:30,566
On a lonely road at dawn...
933
01:27:31,773 --> 01:27:34,765
Now you know why I don't touch alcohol...
934
01:27:34,893 --> 01:27:40,013
one drunken night with David McGarry.
935
01:27:42,133 --> 01:27:45,091
He was my best friend...
936
01:27:45,213 --> 01:27:47,807
I thought he was.
937
01:27:47,933 --> 01:27:51,892
Male bonding.
938
01:27:52,013 --> 01:27:55,085
We told each other everything.
939
01:27:55,213 --> 01:27:59,525
But he was recording it.
940
01:27:59,653 --> 01:28:04,329
And now here you are, the devil's advocate.
941
01:28:04,453 --> 01:28:07,490
Hard to drink mead with eggs, isn't it?
942
01:28:07,613 --> 01:28:10,650
No wonder he's so evil. Tastes like shite.
943
01:28:10,773 --> 01:28:13,207
What a performer.
944
01:28:13,333 --> 01:28:16,643
Laughing in the face of death.
945
01:28:16,773 --> 01:28:21,244
You know more about death than me.
946
01:28:21,373 --> 01:28:25,889
Indeed. How the follies of youth come back to haunt me.
947
01:28:26,013 --> 01:28:29,926
I had a burning fervor for Ireland.
948
01:28:30,053 --> 01:28:33,090
I'd burned for Ireland.
949
01:28:33,213 --> 01:28:37,047
Have you ever heard of words like guilt or remorse?
950
01:28:37,173 --> 01:28:40,404
All of this is about guilt.
951
01:28:40,533 --> 01:28:42,683
It's all about remorse.
952
01:28:42,813 --> 01:28:45,327
I made my mistake. I'm making amends
953
01:28:45,453 --> 01:28:50,049
I just want to put things right, Dan.
954
01:28:51,093 --> 01:28:53,243
I just need the chance.
955
01:28:57,093 --> 01:29:00,290
He hasn't got the tape, has he?
956
01:29:00,413 --> 01:29:03,057
If he had, he wouldn't bother sending you here, he'd do it direct.
957
01:29:03,553 --> 01:29:06,728
It's you, isn't it? you've got it?
958
01:29:06,853 --> 01:29:11,608
What's he offered you? Money, is it? or just another exclusive?
959
01:29:11,733 --> 01:29:15,521
He's holding my wife.
960
01:29:15,653 --> 01:29:17,484
Sorry.
961
01:29:17,613 --> 01:29:23,010
I lost her once. I don't want to lose her again.
962
01:29:23,333 --> 01:29:25,893
Dan, listen to me: If he gets hold of that tape, it will be anarchy.
963
01:29:26,013 --> 01:29:31,246
10,000 people will die. I guarantee it.
964
01:29:31,373 --> 01:29:34,445
Will you accept that responsibility?
965
01:29:34,573 --> 01:29:39,442
1 life for 10,000?
966
01:29:39,573 --> 01:29:45,170
Would you let your wife die if it meant peace?
967
01:29:53,773 --> 01:29:57,527
Sometimes you have to look beyond the individual.
968
01:30:05,533 --> 01:30:07,603
Motherfuck, out ya get.
969
01:30:09,573 --> 01:30:14,931
Hope he's not going to make you Minister of Transport, Alfie.
970
01:31:10,173 --> 01:31:15,406
It's just over 6 o'clock in the morning
971
01:31:15,533 --> 01:31:19,651
Everybody getting very excited 'cause Brinn is set to become Prime Minister.
972
01:31:19,773 --> 01:31:26,531
They say everybody loves this guy... counting of votes has continued overnight, with the result only hours away.
973
01:31:27,253 --> 01:31:31,246
Election fever is raging in Northern Ireland yesterday...
974
01:31:41,453 --> 01:31:45,923
While Brinn looks a firm favorite, regardless of who is elected Prime Minister,
975
01:31:46,053 --> 01:31:52,607
it marks the dawn of a new age for Northern Ireland
976
01:32:38,333 --> 01:32:41,530
Hello, Pat! long time.
977
01:32:41,653 --> 01:32:44,486
Mickey.
978
01:32:44,613 --> 01:32:47,411
You know each other?
979
01:32:47,533 --> 01:32:51,412
We share an interest in hotels.
980
01:32:51,533 --> 01:32:55,003
-Police dinner is our speciality
-That is right.
981
01:32:55,133 --> 01:32:58,728
Except you knew they pulled out.
982
01:32:58,853 --> 01:33:00,605
A bomb is a bomb.
983
01:33:00,733 --> 01:33:05,807
Besides, just look what an illustrious career I kickstarted.
984
01:33:07,933 --> 01:33:11,164
Did you have trouble with the word "alone"?
985
01:33:11,293 --> 01:33:15,206
No, but i'm not as naive as I used to be.
986
01:33:15,333 --> 01:33:18,723
It's a little moral support, you know?
987
01:33:25,333 --> 01:33:28,848
-Do you have the tape?
-You have the money?
988
01:33:41,653 --> 01:33:45,646
I thought it was a nice touch of irony.
989
01:33:45,773 --> 01:33:48,003
You have wee Margaret killed,
990
01:33:48,133 --> 01:33:51,648
And her lover brings her salvation.
991
01:33:51,773 --> 01:33:55,163
You?
992
01:33:55,293 --> 01:34:00,127
No... I didn't. The dream team here overstepped the mark.
993
01:34:00,253 --> 01:34:03,724
Her father betrayed us. Everything was in a bounce, things got out of hand.
994
01:34:03,853 --> 01:34:06,845
We are back to individuals.
995
01:34:06,973 --> 01:34:11,046
Individuals? it's individuals went out of their way to vote for you...
996
01:34:11,173 --> 01:34:14,609
Individuals giving up their heritage to put you into par.
997
01:34:14,733 --> 01:34:17,188
indi-fuckin-viduals? i'm an individual!
998
01:34:17,213 --> 01:34:22,252
You are an individual! Dougal of the Magic Roundabout's a fucking individual.
999
01:34:22,893 --> 01:34:24,690
You're both the same.
1000
01:34:24,813 --> 01:34:31,406
We're going straight back to civil war here 'cause you two don't give a flying fuck about individuals!
1001
01:34:31,533 --> 01:34:33,484
We got the point, Starkey.
1002
01:34:33,613 --> 01:34:37,731
-Now shut the fuck up.
-No! Make me!
1003
01:34:37,853 --> 01:34:40,572
You're going to kill me anyway.
1004
01:34:40,693 --> 01:34:43,651
The problem with you two... it's all numbers.
1005
01:34:43,773 --> 01:34:46,646
1 million pounds, 10,000 dead!
1006
01:34:46,773 --> 01:34:50,361
13 skeletons... numbers!
1007
01:34:50,493 --> 01:34:54,372
It's easy, because numbers aren't people!
1008
01:34:54,493 --> 01:34:57,963
Numbers don't think for themselves! They don't go out for a pint with a lad.
1009
01:34:58,093 --> 01:35:01,608
They don't throw potatoes through people's windows,
1010
01:35:01,733 --> 01:35:06,727
And they don't kiss you the best fucking kiss in the world, do they?
1011
01:35:06,853 --> 01:35:09,242
Do you understand?!
1012
01:35:09,373 --> 01:35:13,052
Scratch a deep souled journalist there's always a little philosopher wainting to come out.
1013
01:35:13,153 --> 01:35:16,329
Fuck you, Prime Minister!
1014
01:35:17,693 --> 01:35:20,491
See what I mean about peace?
1015
01:35:20,613 --> 01:35:23,764
It's easier said than practiced.
1016
01:35:26,293 --> 01:35:31,526
This is a one-off payment for your silence. You try it again, I'll break you.
1017
01:35:42,653 --> 01:35:44,644
Go on, count it
1018
01:35:44,773 --> 01:35:47,731
You're all right, Michael. I trust it
1019
01:35:54,093 --> 01:35:58,644
Let's all have a wee listen now, shall we? and check if this is authentic?
1020
01:36:00,893 --> 01:36:05,409
I was amongst them. God, for so long I wanted to die
1021
01:36:05,533 --> 01:36:10,323
Oh, dear... Nothing like the Mickey O'Brinn I remember.
1022
01:36:10,453 --> 01:36:13,968
Games...
1023
01:36:14,093 --> 01:36:17,642
always loved your little games.
1024
01:36:17,773 --> 01:36:21,925
What about Starkey?
1025
01:36:22,053 --> 01:36:25,841
Do you want me to take the reporter with me?
1026
01:36:25,973 --> 01:36:27,964
No, you are all right, Michael.
1027
01:36:28,093 --> 01:36:30,243
I'll take care of him myself.
1028
01:36:52,293 --> 01:36:56,002
I thought you said they were long life batteries?
1029
01:36:56,133 --> 01:36:58,966
Bet you glad you stayed behind now, Starkey.
1030
01:36:59,093 --> 01:37:02,290
Don't look so shocked.
1031
01:37:10,533 --> 01:37:13,684
I'm just returning a compliment, Danny boy.
1032
01:37:13,813 --> 01:37:16,168
Leave him.
1033
01:37:24,733 --> 01:37:30,091
You're alive, 'cause if you loved Margaret half as much as I did...
1034
01:37:30,213 --> 01:37:33,762
you'll want to write about her... about who killed her
1035
01:37:33,893 --> 01:37:36,930
and why.
1036
01:37:37,053 --> 01:37:41,490
People should know he wasn't a martyr to peace.
1037
01:38:09,733 --> 01:38:12,042
-Here, look at that!
1038
01:38:58,333 --> 01:39:00,642
Dan?
1039
01:39:06,933 --> 01:39:09,731
-Patricia?
-She's ok,
1040
01:39:09,853 --> 01:39:12,242
we're all ok.
1041
01:39:12,373 --> 01:39:16,651
They know all about it. Just take it easy.
1042
01:39:20,853 --> 01:39:24,050
They're all dead.
1043
01:39:24,173 --> 01:39:29,122
It's chaos out there. But then it always has been.
1044
01:39:31,413 --> 01:39:34,291
I have to go.
1045
01:39:34,413 --> 01:39:36,768
More shite to shovel.
1046
01:39:41,973 --> 01:39:43,884
Thanks.
1047
01:39:44,013 --> 01:39:47,722
I haven't had so much fun in years.
1048
01:39:52,653 --> 01:39:56,123
-FUCK!
-We're not saying you can't write about it, we'd just prefer it if you didn't
1049
01:39:56,253 --> 01:39:59,563
-I'm sure you would
-You've got to think of the stability of the country, the harm that this could do.
1050
01:39:59,693 --> 01:40:02,261
Can I make a full and frank statement?
1051
01:40:02,293 --> 01:40:04,623
-Am I wanted for any crime?
-No.
1052
01:40:04,753 --> 01:40:06,325
You can fuck off, then.
1053
01:40:06,453 --> 01:40:09,862
Her Majesty has asked me to personally urge you not to write.
1054
01:40:10,073 --> 01:40:13,602
Is she going to make me the Duke of Westminster? or the Count of Monte Cristo?
1055
01:40:13,733 --> 01:40:15,691
-No.
-She can fuck off as well.
1056
01:40:23,893 --> 01:40:26,647
Did you have an affair with Margaret McGarry?
1057
01:40:26,773 --> 01:40:30,402
Was Michael Brinn involved?
1058
01:40:32,813 --> 01:40:35,122
No comment.
1059
01:40:48,413 --> 01:40:50,881
How the fuck are you?
1060
01:40:51,013 --> 01:40:53,481
Your gob has been all over the box.
1061
01:40:53,613 --> 01:40:58,525
My husband says to me, you should call the fucking peelers, thell them he was in your fucking taxi.
1062
01:40:58,693 --> 01:41:01,685
Says I: Billy, will you fuck up?
1063
01:41:01,813 --> 01:41:03,451
Thanks.
1064
01:41:03,573 --> 01:41:09,045
I have to go back now and make him his fucking dinner. He wouldn't cook a fucking egg.
1065
01:41:07,273 --> 01:41:10,288
I left for him fucking crispy pancakes. That's all the fucker ate.
1066
01:41:10,413 --> 01:41:12,608
I don't know what i'll write.
1067
01:41:12,733 --> 01:41:15,327
Maybe about love and betrayal,
1068
01:41:15,453 --> 01:41:17,683
war and peace.
1069
01:41:17,813 --> 01:41:21,647
Maybe about Parker and learning to fly,
1070
01:41:21,773 --> 01:41:28,485
or about Margaret, and how a single stolen moment can change the fate of...
1071
01:41:29,933 --> 01:41:34,848
Anyway, I hope it'll be better than the other shite.
1072
01:41:43,253 --> 01:41:49,044
So... how's married life treating you?
1073
01:41:51,813 --> 01:41:57,649
The guy that owns this house says this is a magic city.90235
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