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Good morning, my queen.
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Good morning, Ding-Dong.
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I think today
can be a special one for you.
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I think you're right, Pammy.
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I found some backwash
from this one.
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[coughs and burps]
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Nice.
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Come on, Dinger,
I'm serious,
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I sense a change coming,
something for the better.
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Pammy, you're
the only thing
that's good for me.
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No, Dinger, something
really good for you.
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Just be open to it.
13
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So now you gotta go
to the other guy, huh?
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Hey, come on, sweetie.
Dont be jealous.
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You know youre my only
fully-interactive fantasy.
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Just remember, carpe diem.
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Carpe Diem.
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God, I love it when
you talk dirty to me.
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You are the sexiest
thing thats ever
been on this beach.
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[tingling sound]
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00:02:01,947 --> 00:02:04,124
[tingle]
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00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,517
[hard rock music]
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[Tasty]
We have waves,
palm trees, man.
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My kind of school.
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[Tasty]
Yo. Whoa, who,
whos this babe
right here?
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[Carla]
Hi, handsome.
How are you?
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[Kyle]
You look beautiful.
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00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:03,085
Thank you.
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00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:06,393
Yeah, youre
no Aunt Carla.
You got body karate.
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Thats Tasty.
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And thats Doobie.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Those arent names
for good students.
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[Carla]
You know the drill.
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Free room, board and tutoring
in exchange for some really
hard work.
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You could take a lesson
from our resident
surf pro,
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but unfortunately, hes
a little comatose
these days.
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You guys heard
of Dinger Doolittle?
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Dinger Doolittle,
the former World Champ?
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Yeah, the guy
used to be my hero.
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Hm, now hed be
in Lindsay Lohans hero.
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[chuckles]
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[Inga]
Hi, Carla.
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Hi, girls.
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[celestial music]
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[Swedish accent]
I see the boys
are here.
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[Inga]
Ve are going
svimming now,
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so maybe after
you unpack you
want to cool off? Ya?
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Ya.
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Okay, ve go
unpack, yeah? Yeah.
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[celestial music]
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[Tasty]
We are going fishing
for Swedish fish.
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Twenty, twenty-one.
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[cheerful music]
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Ready to play?
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[Rikki]
Ready.
[giggles]
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00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:04,685
Ya, you boys
are such good
strong svimmers.
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00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:08,471
Yeah, vonderful.
[giggles]
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00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,430
You boys want
to play pool game?
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00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:11,474
Yeah.
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00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:12,693
Strip poker!
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That is not
pool game.
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00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:16,958
Oh, with you
and some plastic
cards, it is.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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I am Inga.
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I am Rikki.
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I can move.
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[Eva]
No need.
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As long
as you let me
read in peace.
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You're not Swedish.
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And youre not
letting me read in peace.
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Sorry.
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[Rikki]
We were thinking
about playing Marco
Polo. We against you.
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[Tasty]
Uh, okay.
And we come
and grab you
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[both]
Ya.
[both giggle]
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Okay, I'm in.
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Yeah.
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But I think this
make the game
more fun.
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[both]
Ya?
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Ya.
[giggles]
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Ya.
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Oh.
[giggles]
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[Tasty]
Ya.
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[both]
Ya.
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00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,748
Ya. Okay,
let's play it.
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I could ask them to stop.
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00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,969
You could, but you won't.
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Youre a surfer.
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Not exactly
in your character.
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Bye.
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[Doobie and Tasty]
Marco.
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[Rikki]
Polo.
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[Tasty]
Marco.
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Polo.
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[Doobie]
Marco.
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[Tasty]
Marco.
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[both]
Polo.
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Marco.
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[Tasty]
Marco!
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Polo.
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[Doobie]
Marco.
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[Tasty]
Marco.
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00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,313
Polo.
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[Tasty]
Marco.
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[Doobie]
Marco?
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Polo.
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Marco?
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Polo.
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Marco.
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[both]
Polo.
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[both]
Marco.
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Polo.
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Whoa.
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[Tasty]
Was I just dreaming?
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Are you knuckleheads
ready to surf Costa Rica?
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[cheerful music
in Spanish]
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Whoo-hoo!
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[Doobie]
Bro, I think
I saw a mermaid.
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[Tasty]
Dude, those waves
are carved out
of marble.
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00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:42,729
[Doobie]
Dude, I cant
believe how warm
this water is.
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[Kyle]
Told yo,
Costa Rica, baby,
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I cant wait
to meet Dinger.
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[sexy music]
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[laughs]
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Hans.
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00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:57,004
Looks like youve got
a cocktail frank in there.
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00:10:57,047 --> 00:11:01,704
Or maybe its a little
wiener schnitzel /i.
[laughs]
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00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,723
No, get outta here.
Im serious.
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00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,949
You fuck-up. You.
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00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,128
[whistling of
supposed projectile]
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00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:35,825
[imitates explosion sound]
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00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,609
[laughs]
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00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:49,796
I dont think
FedEx even delivers
a package that small.
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00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,017
[Doobie]
Forget school
and just surf.
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[Tasty]
Shred.
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[Kyle]
One day
youll learn about
priorities, Tasty,
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lifes not
just about
catching waves.
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00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,592
Oh-ho.
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00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:05,246
Thats the day
that Doobie and I
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say, check,
please. Were going
to pipeline heaven
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00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,207
in the sky.
Thank you
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Its like surf
or die, brother.
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00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:15,082
[Kyle]
Hey, guys.
Lets go talk
to Dinger Doolittle.
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[Tasty]
Ah, Dinger.
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[Pammy]
Hey, Ding-Dong.
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00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:21,044
I think today
could be a special
for one for you.
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00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:24,744
European men will
no longer be allowed
to wear Speedos on the beach.
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00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,876
Thank God.
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00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,749
Cause if
I see another banana
hammock around here, I
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00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:33,056
Ill never eat fruit again.
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00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:37,060
[Dinger]
Whoa! Who the heck
are you squids?
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We came
to meet... you.
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00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,111
Were helping
out Carla.
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00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,982
Now, thats a woman
that the Dinger
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00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,158
needs to get to know
up close and personal
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00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:51,814
cause she is one
tasty tuna tartar.
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00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,251
Shes a sexy
salmon surprise.
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00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:57,820
Just the classiest
clam Ive ever-- Oh.
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00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,300
[laughs]
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00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,345
Who are you again?
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00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,609
I'm Kyle. Her nephew.
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Oh. Magnificent woman.
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Upstanding character.
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I mean, Ive never
even thought about playing
hiding the halibut with her,
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00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:19,973
or fondle
the flounder, or grinding
the grouper on her--
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00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,018
Okay. Got it.
Got it.
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00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:25,805
Aunt Carla tell you about
Brad the Butt-munching
butt-muncher?
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00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,719
No. Who
is that?
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00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:32,072
Some ex-surf pros
ass I used to kick
on the reg.
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00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:36,859
Now he inherited all of his
daddys dinero and he bought
up half this coast.
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00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:40,602
And youre aunts falling
behind on her payments.
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00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,691
That's why she
needed the help.
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00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:46,129
Yep. Your Aunt Carla
sure got her tit
in a ringer.
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00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,739
[Kyle]
What?
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00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,959
Whoa. That was
just a metaphor.
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00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:54,921
I would never
talk about your aunts
gorgeous guavas like that.
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00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:58,272
I mean,
with the ample size
of those merry melons,
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I dont think
I could even get
em in a ringer.
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00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:02,972
What?
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00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,278
Who?
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00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,283
Hey, before Carla
has a titty tantrum,
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00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:12,025
check out this shit
I swiped from my dad.
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00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,330
Whoo-hoo!
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00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,898
All right.
Home brewed.
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00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:20,250
Dad keeps it
in the garage refrigerator
at 38 degrees. Smell it.
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00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,035
Whoa.
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00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:25,168
Dude, it smells
like gasoline
and vomit.
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00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,648
Right?
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00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,258
Old school
potent shit.
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00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,173
You know my dad
used to be a pimp
in the '70s?
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Nice.
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00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:35,265
He said this
would set him up
for the takedown every time.
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00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,224
Yeah.
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00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,053
Would definitely
take a girl down,
thats for sure.
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00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,358
Might kill one, too.
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00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,883
Yeah. Take it
down treasure lane.
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00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:48,322
[rainfall]
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00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,933
[sniffs]
What do you
two have on?
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00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,068
[chuckles]
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00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:58,419
It's his dad's
super pimp potion.
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00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:02,727
Well, it smells more
like gasoline and vomit.
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00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:05,295
[Tasty]
See, it just
takes time
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00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,081
for it to work
on hot babes like
you, you know.
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00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:10,300
Honey, I dont
have enough time
in the day for that
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00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,737
Go shower
before I hose
you off myself.
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00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:17,220
Yeah, but how are you
gonna go crazy for us
with hot teacher desire?
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00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,920
Hamilton!
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00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,965
You wanna watch us
take a shower?
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00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,970
Im, you can do it later.
[laughs]
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00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:37,371
[soft music
sung in Spanish]
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00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,249
♪ Everything's gonna
be alright
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Sat back
and close my eyes ♪
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00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,952
[Cipes]
Hey, bro,
sit down, man.
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00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:57,913
[Cipes]
You know, you
have real artists
out there, huh?
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00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:03,049
Ripping it up.
I can feel it.
I can see it.
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00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:06,530
Man, thats what
brought me here.
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00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,446
Six months ago, dude,
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00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:13,363
working at a Pizza Hut,
making six bucks an hour.
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00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:18,412
And I came to this ledge,
right, and looked down
and it was a long way to go.
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00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,893
And I just--
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00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:25,071
I chose to fly, man.
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00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,160
And if I was to sit
back on that ledge
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00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:31,077
and not jump,
[light thunder]
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00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:35,168
I might have been
waiting a lifetime.
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00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:40,260
And a lifetimes
a long time to wait, bro.
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00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:44,786
[plays instrument]
This is
a conscious revolution.
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00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:47,963
[plays instrument]
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00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,486
And know this,
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00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,402
♪ Everything's gonna
be alright
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00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:55,188
♪ Sat back
and closed my eyes
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00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:58,278
♪ And found the reason why
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00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:01,107
♪ I chose to fly
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00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,892
♪ Some things just
have to change
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00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:07,243
[Brad]
No, no,
I said sell it. Man,
its hot here, huh?
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00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:09,202
Okay. So this is
what I want, brother.
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00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:13,467
I want
condominiums back here.
Remove all this stuff.
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00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,382
Dinger Doolittle?
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00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,210
Remove him, please.
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00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,560
Do you understand?
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00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,605
[Dinger]
Hey, Brad.
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00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:25,000
Got my rent check, bro?
I stuffed it in one
of my bottles
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00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,524
and should be floating
your way in a few days.
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00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,439
[laughs]
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00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,833
[laughs]
245
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:36,142
Couldnt we just build
around this, sir?
I mean--
246
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,231
No, no, no.
Did you hear
what I said?
247
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,842
I said,
remove it all. Okay?
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00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,931
[Brad's friend]
Dinger.
249
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,542
Pelican. 5:00.
Happy hour?
250
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,502
[Brad's friend]
Beers on me, bro.
251
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:52,158
Mr. Taylor.
252
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,116
Later.
253
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,465
[Brad's friend]
Dick.
254
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,948
Come on,
lets get back
on top, Dinger.
255
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:03,125
Dont you think
its time to set some goals?
Stop drinking, get a job?
256
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,171
You know, maybe a shower?
257
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:08,478
Jeez. Cant we just stick
to the fantasy stuff, Pammy?
258
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:11,307
Theres no need
for you to go all
Hasselhoff on me.
259
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:15,137
[hard rock music]
260
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,337
[reggae music]
261
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:44,427
We make
a good team,
you and I, you know?
262
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,951
Thats real
romantic, Brad.
263
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,086
[Carla]
All right.
264
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,567
Let me
get this straight.
265
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,395
I sleep with you,
266
00:18:55,438 --> 00:19:00,182
I get to keep my motel.
I dont, you foreclose.
267
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,619
God. You
make me sound
like such a beast.
268
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:05,361
You know what?
Maybe we got off
on the wrong foot.
269
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:09,452
I mean,
couldnt I maybe
be a romantic good guy?
270
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:13,239
Couldnt I be a man
whos crazy about you
and sees a future together?
271
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:17,417
I mean, is it,
is it that terrible
to explore the possibility?
272
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:20,637
Is it?
273
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,465
Uh-huh.
274
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,645
[Kyle]
Everything all
right here?
275
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,128
[Tasty]
You need us to do some
kung fu or anything
like that?
276
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:37,176
[Doobie]
Oh, we could totally
take him down.
[laughs]
277
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:40,179
[Doobie whispers]
Pow.
[chuckles]
278
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:44,661
You guys,
everything is fine.
This is Brad Taylor.
279
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,533
Brad Taylor?
280
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,578
[Brad]
That's right, man.
281
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:54,018
I had your poster.
Potty trained
my puppy on it.
[giggles]
282
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:56,586
Whoa.
283
00:19:56,630 --> 00:20:00,286
Thats Dickwad Taylor
284
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,070
Exactly.
285
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:05,247
Ha-ha. Compliments
galore today,
huh, boys?
286
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,380
[Kyle]
You really
are good, man,
287
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:12,123
you just managed
to always lose to
Dinger Doolittle.
[chuckles]
288
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:16,215
Ah. And you must
be the nephew?
289
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:20,131
Dinger Doolittle
might have gotten lucky
and won a few surf contests,
290
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:23,744
but he certainly
didnt turn out too good
in the end, now, did he?
291
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,356
In fact, I think
I can smell him
on the beach from here.
292
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,098
[boys sniff]
293
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:34,711
Look, I dont wanna do this.
In fact, I would be ecstatic
for you to keep this place.
294
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,497
Let me prove it
to you over dinner
tomorrow night.
295
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,716
Pick you up
at 7:00.
296
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,284
Come on.
What do you say?
297
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:48,769
Fine.
298
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,727
Great decision!
299
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:57,473
You see boys?
The good guys
always win in the end. Hmm.
300
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:08,571
Whoa. Dickwad
was a good name.
[giggles]
301
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,878
If going to dinner
with Brad Taylor
302
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:12,836
means that I get
to keep this place
303
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,666
for another day,
another minute,
304
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:19,626
thats a small
price to pay.
305
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,761
I love this place.
306
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:27,329
Yeah, but hes such a jerk.
307
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,852
Tell me about it.
308
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:31,507
This place is cool.
309
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:34,467
It is cool.
310
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:39,298
Just ask your mother
about her hapless
little sister.
311
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,213
I was a failure as a wife.
I was a failure as a teacher.
312
00:21:42,257 --> 00:21:47,697
Apparently Im
about to be a failure
as a motel owner in paradise.
313
00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:49,830
You havent failed
as my coolest aunt.
314
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:52,615
Youve always been that.
315
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:54,269
[light thunder
and rainfall]
316
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,706
Thank you.
317
00:21:56,750 --> 00:22:01,232
I just wish
being a cool
aunt paid better.
318
00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:07,761
All right.
Enough about
my miserable life.
319
00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:10,416
Stanford, huh?
320
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:14,507
Uh, mmm.
321
00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:18,380
Is that about
that surfing dream
322
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:21,688
that your parents
are so relieved
you gave up?
323
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:24,386
They're right.
324
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,301
I mean,
325
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:30,871
Dinger was
the best and look
what happened to him.
326
00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:33,743
Cant get sidetracked
trying to surf pro.
327
00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:36,659
Its, its Stanford.
328
00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:40,271
It is Stanford.
329
00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:42,709
But its your life.
330
00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:47,714
All right, Im off to class.
331
00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:50,281
You know, my friend,
332
00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:54,242
I thought I couldnt
reach my students before
and they were on planet Earth.
333
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:57,767
You have sent me
on a mission to Mars.
334
00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:59,334
Uh, I know.
[chuckles]
335
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,422
Thank you.
336
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,859
[chuckles]
337
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:06,515
[soft music]
338
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:13,957
[Kyle]
Dinger, Brad is taking
Carla to dinner tonight.
339
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:17,526
Brad? The butt-munching
butt-muncher?
340
00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:20,964
[Kyle]
Yeah, he wants
to foreclose the hotel
if she doesnt, you know.
341
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,924
Play bury the barracuda?
[chuckles]
342
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:25,882
Or tickle the tuna?
343
00:23:25,926 --> 00:23:28,885
Dinger, she needs
your help.
344
00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:31,279
My help?
345
00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:34,325
Yeah. Brad hates you
because you kicked his
ass on the surf tour.
346
00:23:34,369 --> 00:23:35,936
Damn Skippy.
347
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:37,981
If you challenge him
to a surf contest,
348
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:39,983
hell accept no matter
what the bet is.
349
00:23:40,027 --> 00:23:43,596
I mean, look at you.
He, hes gotta think
350
00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:45,598
you can barely stand,
much less surf.
351
00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:48,818
Well, arent
you just the little
ego-booster from hell.
352
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,603
You know what?
Forget about me.
353
00:23:50,646 --> 00:23:52,692
You challenge him
to a surf-off,
354
00:23:52,735 --> 00:23:56,739
bet the hotel,
you win, she wins.
355
00:23:56,783 --> 00:24:00,308
Why dont we
just build a spaceship
and go to Pluto?
356
00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:02,745
Are you gonna
help Carla or not?
357
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:05,661
Your Aunt Carla
is a goddess.
358
00:24:05,705 --> 00:24:08,664
Id lay down my life
for a woman like her.
359
00:24:11,928 --> 00:24:17,499
And theres
a time where she
might even have noticed.
360
00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:20,371
Maybe the time is now.
361
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:27,814
Youre the reason
I became a surfer.
362
00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:30,947
Low blow, bro'.
363
00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:32,906
Kid playing
the hero card.
364
00:24:32,949 --> 00:24:35,386
Too bad Dinger
doesnt play cards.
365
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:38,389
Youd play a little
strip poker with me,
wouldnt you, honey?
366
00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:40,391
We have time
for a game or two.
367
00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:43,438
It is getting awfully
hot and this shirt
is suffocating.
368
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:47,442
Oh, yeah,
the girls look
like theyre over-heating.
369
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:51,620
[Dinger]
You wanna play strip poker,
Ill play strip poker.
370
00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:54,667
Well, just take my hand,
baby then we can play.
371
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:59,498
Go ahead. Take it.
372
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:02,718
[harp music]
373
00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:06,505
Im sorry, bro.
374
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,507
I dont know
what Im thinking.
375
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,639
You know what though?
376
00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:11,988
Im in.
377
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:14,556
[soft music]
378
00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:24,784
[Carla]
Okay, guys.
I really dont
have time for nonsense.
379
00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:27,047
You wanna
pass this test
thatll allow you
380
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,441
to repeat your senior
year at Malibu High, right?
381
00:25:30,485 --> 00:25:33,575
Okay. Well, Ive gone
over all the material
382
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:35,359
and I think
I could help you.
383
00:25:35,403 --> 00:25:40,060
But you have to be willing
and open to learn.
384
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,497
Hamilton?
385
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,760
I would be more
open to learning
386
00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:49,896
if you were
more open to wearing
a bikini to class.
[both giggle]
387
00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:52,420
[Doobie]
Whoa.
388
00:25:52,463 --> 00:25:56,772
Id be down for,
like, a G-string.
[giggles]
389
00:25:56,816 --> 00:26:00,820
Okay. Lesson
number one, boys.
390
00:26:00,863 --> 00:26:05,607
If you ever
say anything sexually
related to me again,
391
00:26:05,651 --> 00:26:08,610
youre on the first
plane back home. Comprende ?
392
00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:09,655
[giggles]
393
00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:11,613
Si.
394
00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:13,615
And you, Richard.
395
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:17,140
Youre gonna omit the word
"whoa," from your vocabulary.
396
00:26:17,532 --> 00:26:18,533
Wh--
397
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,448
No! One more time
398
00:26:20,491 --> 00:26:23,625
and youre outta here.
399
00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:26,802
[Tasty]
I can see why
you quit teaching,
Ms. Terminator.
400
00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:30,676
No wonder you and your
friend are on the way
to a special school.
401
00:26:30,719 --> 00:26:32,634
You two are like
the village idiots.
402
00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:35,028
Im sure
its really cool
when you were young.
403
00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:38,684
But right now,
its really pathetic.
404
00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:47,040
Shes a horrible teacher.
405
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,651
Whoa.
406
00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:53,916
Chicks dig
us, right?
407
00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:57,920
Thanks.
408
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:05,058
Marco.
409
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,846
Okay. I guess
I was a little--
410
00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:12,065
Harsh?
411
00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:14,589
Judgmental? Rude?
412
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,939
How bout focused?
413
00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:19,115
How bout
rudely focused?
414
00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:21,683
I can live with that.
415
00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:24,468
Okay. Truce.
416
00:27:24,512 --> 00:27:26,732
I'm Eva.
417
00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:28,429
I'm Kyle.
418
00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:32,041
I know. Your aunt
was raving about you.
419
00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:35,088
So youre
like a pro surfer,
whatever that is?
420
00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:38,961
Im not really a pro.
421
00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:41,703
I just graduated high school
and, believe it or not,
422
00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:43,531
Im starting college
in the fall.
423
00:27:43,574 --> 00:27:45,185
Me, too. Where?
424
00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:48,710
Its gonna
kill your stupid
surfer hypothesis.
425
00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:50,712
Stanford.
426
00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:52,235
Stanford?
427
00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:55,108
That's too weird.
428
00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:57,980
Dont tell me out
of all the great
bastions of academia,
429
00:27:58,024 --> 00:28:00,591
you chose the same
school as a stupid
surfer boy?
430
00:28:00,635 --> 00:28:04,247
Close. Ill be right
down the road
at Berkeley.
431
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:06,554
Neighbors.
432
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:08,904
Not a bad school.
433
00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:10,993
Hmm, its no Stanford.
434
00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:13,953
Okay. Im an idiot.
We already established that.
435
00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:15,128
[chuckles]
436
00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:16,259
What about the truce?
437
00:28:16,303 --> 00:28:17,696
Yeah.
438
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:20,568
[percussion music]
439
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:31,492
I would
like to apologize
for yesterday.
440
00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:34,016
I should have been
more patient.
441
00:28:37,106 --> 00:28:39,892
You hear anything?
442
00:28:39,935 --> 00:28:44,287
Im willing
to give it another
shot if you guys are.
443
00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:47,116
But you have realize
youve gotta change.
444
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,163
If you wanna go back
to your high school,
you have to wanna learn.
445
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,778
Wow.
446
00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:59,259
Look, Brad.
447
00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:02,653
There's not
enough space for both
of us in Costa Rica.
448
00:29:02,697 --> 00:29:06,657
Heck. Theres barely
enough room for us in
Central America.
449
00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:09,660
Maybe adequate
space in Europe.
450
00:29:09,704 --> 00:29:12,315
I heard Antarcticas nice.
451
00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:14,840
Dinger, you suck.
452
00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:18,278
Okay, butt-muncher.
You best be on the next
wave outta here
453
00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:20,193
cause theres
a new sheriff in town
454
00:29:20,236 --> 00:29:22,848
and his name's
Dinger Doolittle.
455
00:29:25,067 --> 00:29:26,199
Brad?
456
00:29:26,242 --> 00:29:27,896
Buddy?
457
00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:31,117
You couldnt possibly
lend me a few colones
458
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,858
just until payday?
459
00:29:32,901 --> 00:29:37,297
A six-pack of Imperial?
460
00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:40,039
You disgust me.
461
00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:43,607
What happened
to the real Dinger?
462
00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:45,566
Where did he go?
463
00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:48,917
I cant do this.
464
00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:51,224
I cant do this.
What happened?
465
00:29:51,267 --> 00:29:54,662
Where is the real Dinger?
[flash sound]
466
00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:57,708
[Inga]
Oh. Looky whos here,
467
00:29:57,752 --> 00:30:01,756
our favorite
young men. Oh, ya.
468
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,977
We want
to play today. You
want to play with us?
469
00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:07,022
Ya.
470
00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:10,983
Ya? Vell, you
should come by our room
after breakfast, ya?
471
00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:12,854
[both boys]
Ya.
472
00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:15,988
Ill with you
later, Rikard.
473
00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:19,730
All right.
[giggles]
474
00:30:19,774 --> 00:30:20,949
Ya.
475
00:30:20,993 --> 00:30:23,952
[mischievous music]
476
00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:28,870
Come on,
dude. Enough
with the nature watch.
477
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,397
Okay. We, we, we, weve
gotta play it cool.
478
00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:37,923
Like, uh,
like Rico Suave.
479
00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:38,967
Whoa.
480
00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:40,055
Yeah.
481
00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:42,928
Rico Suave.
482
00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:45,191
Who is Rico Suave?
483
00:30:45,234 --> 00:30:48,716
Hes this Latin dude
who gets, like,
tons of babes.
484
00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:50,370
All right. Let's go.
485
00:30:54,243 --> 00:30:55,810
Hello?
486
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,899
W-- w--
Were here.
487
00:30:57,943 --> 00:31:00,249
[Inga]
Oh. Well
be with you
in one minute.
488
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,386
We are
in panty heaven.
489
00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:09,737
[giggles]
Hey, look at this.
490
00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:18,224
[gasp]
Oh, so sorry.
491
00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:22,184
We leave our laundry out.
That is so rude.
492
00:31:22,228 --> 00:31:24,752
[Rikki]
Oh, how rude of us.
We apologize.
493
00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:26,928
It's-- It's okay.
494
00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:33,848
Oh, yeah.
We wont tell anybody.
495
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,938
Good. You ready?
496
00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:39,288
We are up here.
497
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:40,420
Huh?
498
00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:42,944
Theyre just breasts.
499
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:47,470
[Inga]
You have nipples,
we have nipples.
500
00:31:47,514 --> 00:31:50,473
Oh, we like those better.
501
00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:51,997
Okay, we go
play now, ya?
502
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,041
Ya.
503
00:31:53,085 --> 00:31:54,260
Ya. Ya.
504
00:31:54,303 --> 00:31:55,174
Oh, ya.
505
00:31:55,217 --> 00:31:57,480
Yeah.
506
00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:03,486
[Inga]
So you boys know
how much we like,
uh, games, ya?
507
00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:06,098
Ya. Ya.
508
00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:08,056
And we know how much
you American boys
509
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:10,450
like to see
an older womans body.
510
00:32:10,493 --> 00:32:12,365
[both]
Ya.
[giggling]
511
00:32:12,408 --> 00:32:16,499
Va, ve play
strip games, ya?
512
00:32:16,543 --> 00:32:18,980
[gasps]
Ya!
513
00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:21,548
Oh, ya.
[giggles]
514
00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:24,246
[Inga]
A movie?
Two vord.
515
00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:27,946
Second vord. Uh,
three syllables.
First syllable.
516
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:30,949
Prayer. Gods,
517
00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:33,560
uh, oh, its second
and third syllable.
518
00:32:34,909 --> 00:32:37,477
Baby. Mother.
Sounds like a mother.
519
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:43,352
Its a father.
Ya. Oh, oh, oh.
Godfather, The Godfather!
520
00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:46,007
21 seconds, boys.
521
00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:48,967
Your turn, boys.
522
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:53,928
[soft music]
523
00:33:45,414 --> 00:33:47,025
All right. How do I look?
524
00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:47,982
Wow, you
look beautiful.
525
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,375
Thank you.
526
00:33:49,418 --> 00:33:51,551
Its not too late.
I could cancel.
527
00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:55,424
I can call him that you have,
like, jungle fever.
Fatigue. Plague.
528
00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:57,209
Honey, it's just dinner.
529
00:33:57,252 --> 00:33:58,949
[Brad]
Hello, beautiful.
530
00:33:58,993 --> 00:34:01,343
Whoo. Wow.
531
00:34:01,387 --> 00:34:03,998
You look like
the mother of my children.
532
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,261
Too early in the date
to propose?
533
00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:07,436
Just a little.
534
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,656
What's up, Kyle?
535
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:13,573
Well, guess we should
be going, yeah?
536
00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:16,271
[Kyle]
Wait, why the rush?
I mean,
537
00:34:16,315 --> 00:34:19,361
I have Brad Taylor here,
surf legend.
538
00:34:19,405 --> 00:34:22,408
You know, when you
beat Slater in '97
539
00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:25,976
with that 360 degree turn,
man, that was epic.
540
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:28,153
Yeah. Yeah, it was, man.
541
00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:31,156
I remember sitting out there
with him waiting for a set.
542
00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:33,027
You know,
and I just felt it.
543
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,116
I turned
to Kelly and I said,
544
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:41,514
Second place isnt so bad.
Enjoy it, fool.
[laughs]
545
00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:44,038
Yeah. You're
really cool.
546
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,170
Thanks.
547
00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:46,606
Well, you ready?
548
00:34:46,649 --> 00:34:48,260
Yeah.
549
00:34:48,303 --> 00:34:50,131
[Dinger]
Not so fast, Brad.
550
00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:52,655
What are you doing
here, Doolittle?
551
00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:55,615
Isnt it about time
to fall down drunk again?
552
00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:59,619
Im here to call out
the alleged surf champion.
553
00:34:59,662 --> 00:35:02,361
[Dinger]
That must
eat you up inside.
554
00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:05,320
No matter how many
championships youve got,
555
00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:08,497
you never won
one against the Dinger.
556
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:11,065
Dinger, dont.
557
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:14,155
[Brad]
Because you quit,
ran away, right
into the bottle.
558
00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:16,375
And youre still in it.
559
00:35:20,205 --> 00:35:21,423
What do you want, wino?
560
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:24,470
I want you.
One on one.
561
00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:29,475
Surf-off.
Three waves,
one champion.
562
00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:33,696
I hate to tell you this,
but were a little bit
too old to play for fun.
563
00:35:35,045 --> 00:35:37,091
What are you gonna bet?
Your moldy mattress?
564
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:40,399
[fake laugh]
No.
565
00:35:40,442 --> 00:35:42,662
If I win,
566
00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:44,664
Carla keeps the motel.
567
00:35:46,318 --> 00:35:48,450
Is he delusional?
I mean, actually,
thats a silly question.
568
00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:53,673
And you, you eat
the rest of that mortgage.
569
00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:56,328
Look, this
is ridiculous. Stop.
570
00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:59,679
I know I dont deserve
to love you right now,
571
00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:01,463
and Im a little down
on my luck.
572
00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:04,205
A little? Whoof.
573
00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:09,210
But the Dingers back.
I am back.
574
00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:11,169
[burps]
575
00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:14,084
[Brad]
Okay. All right.
You're on, wino.
576
00:36:14,128 --> 00:36:17,305
You win,
I wont foreclose
on Carla for a year.
577
00:36:17,349 --> 00:36:18,698
I said--
578
00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:20,482
Thats the best
youre gonna get.
579
00:36:20,526 --> 00:36:25,748
But when I win,
you leave Costa Rica forever.
580
00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:30,231
Well call
it my, um, beach
beautification project.
581
00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:31,754
Leave Costa Rica?
582
00:36:32,668 --> 00:36:35,497
Yeah. You know, go bye-bye?
583
00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:38,674
This is ridiculous. Stop.
584
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,157
Youre on,
butt-muncher.
585
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,725
Fine. Two weeks
from Saturday.
586
00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:50,425
You got one chance
to beat me and thats
gonna take an act of God.
587
00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:52,384
Let's go, Carla.
588
00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:56,126
Please don't go.
589
00:36:56,170 --> 00:36:58,433
I know youre not quite
ready to just be with me,
590
00:36:58,477 --> 00:37:00,783
but dont be with him.
591
00:37:00,827 --> 00:37:04,134
[Brad]
Man, you gotta
work on your pecs.
You got man tits.
592
00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:09,618
[Brad]
You need some Grecian
for that grey, dude.
593
00:37:09,662 --> 00:37:11,707
[Dinger]
Ugh.
594
00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:13,448
Ugh!
[splash]
595
00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:17,626
[Kyle]
Oh, Dinger,
596
00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:18,801
oh, thats foul.
597
00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:20,455
Ah-- Ah--
598
00:37:20,499 --> 00:37:23,110
[Brad]
Youre not just
one big hair.
599
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,726
[Carla]
You know, I should
have studied like you.
600
00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:33,642
According to my ex-boyfriend,
no one studies like me.
601
00:37:33,686 --> 00:37:36,210
I guess thats why
hes my ex-boyfriend.
602
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,691
Well, theres
plenty more where
that came from.
603
00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:40,345
Youre on vacation now.
604
00:37:40,388 --> 00:37:43,696
I know. My cousins
keep reminding me.
605
00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:47,221
I just wish
I could relax.
606
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:51,312
Well, we could hold you
down and take your book.
607
00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:55,360
Im a black belt.
It could get ugly.
I fight like I study.
608
00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:57,666
Kyle could give you
a surf lesson.
609
00:37:57,710 --> 00:38:00,843
Oh, you mean,
the relatively
attractive nephew
610
00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:04,151
who you forgot to mention
is going to Stanford?
611
00:38:04,194 --> 00:38:07,154
I figured you would
find out on your own.
612
00:38:07,197 --> 00:38:09,852
He seems cool, but sorry.
Theres no love connection.
613
00:38:11,158 --> 00:38:12,507
Were practically
gonna be neighbors, you know.
614
00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:14,857
Word spreads.
I dont need
that kind of trouble.
615
00:38:14,901 --> 00:38:18,426
All right.
Suit yourself.
Study hard.
616
00:38:19,601 --> 00:38:22,517
[cheerful music]
617
00:38:22,561 --> 00:38:25,303
[Dinger]
I feel cold, brah.
618
00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:27,479
What? Its like
90 degrees.
619
00:38:27,522 --> 00:38:29,481
[shivers]
Cold.
620
00:38:29,524 --> 00:38:32,266
So cold.
621
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,574
Is that
a white light?
622
00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:38,881
A velvety white light?
623
00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:40,840
[celestial music]
624
00:38:40,883 --> 00:38:43,886
Im on the road
to Shambala.
625
00:38:43,930 --> 00:38:48,238
Theres Jehovah.
Hey, big Daddy.
626
00:38:48,282 --> 00:38:50,458
Sweet robe.
627
00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:52,808
Dingers coming
home to Papa.
628
00:38:52,852 --> 00:38:55,289
Got any Capn Crunch
around here?
629
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,336
Dinger, you're
going to do this
630
00:38:58,379 --> 00:39:00,947
you gotta go sober.
631
00:39:02,078 --> 00:39:02,731
Youre not gonna let
Carla down, right?
632
00:39:02,775 --> 00:39:04,733
Right.
633
00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:07,562
Your heros gonna need
a little help on this
one, brah.
634
00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:09,477
I know.
I'll help you.
635
00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:11,610
I did good
today, huh?
636
00:39:11,653 --> 00:39:13,438
Yeah.
637
00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:15,831
Except for blowing
the chunks all
over her.
638
00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:17,529
[harps music]
639
00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:20,227
Oh, God, you heard
what I said about Carla.
640
00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:23,535
I love you.
I want you.
641
00:39:23,578 --> 00:39:26,494
Its okay, honey.
Shes real. I understand.
642
00:39:26,538 --> 00:39:29,715
[Dinger]
Youre real. So real.
643
00:39:32,892 --> 00:39:35,503
Youre my one
and only love.
644
00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:40,856
[Carla]
So what
are you doing?
645
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,772
[Kyle]
Just walking
with my beautiful
aunt on the beach.
646
00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:46,471
[Carla chuckles]
I mean, what
are you doing?
647
00:39:46,514 --> 00:39:50,388
Dinger shows up
to challenge Brad,
professes his love for me?
648
00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:54,609
Youre a believer,
right? Its just
the universe at work.
649
00:39:54,653 --> 00:39:56,829
With a little help
from you. Look.
650
00:39:56,872 --> 00:39:59,353
[Carla]
I made this mess,
651
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,356
I dont think you
and Dinger should
get involved.
652
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,706
No, I think we
should, I mean,
653
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:08,536
what do you want Dinger
to do? Just lie down
on the beach drunk?
654
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:11,278
Kyle, he said
he loved me.
655
00:40:11,321 --> 00:40:13,759
So, hes
got good taste.
656
00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:17,589
Isnt your generation
the one that believed
love is all you need?
657
00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:21,941
No, thats
the generation before
mine. Mine needs money.
658
00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:26,032
This plan is silly.
659
00:40:26,075 --> 00:40:29,557
Got anything better?
660
00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:39,959
[harp music,
Dinger chuckles]
Oh, yeah.
661
00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:43,484
Always good
to use protection, Pammy.
662
00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:48,054
Oh, yeah, rub it
right there. Oh. Oh, yeah.
663
00:40:48,924 --> 00:40:51,449
I think you missed a spot.
664
00:40:51,492 --> 00:40:54,364
Oh, yeah, thats it,
right there, baby.
665
00:40:54,408 --> 00:40:57,063
Itd be much nicer
to have a real girl
do this for you.
666
00:40:57,629 --> 00:40:58,804
Like Carla.
667
00:40:58,847 --> 00:41:01,633
No, this is great.
668
00:41:01,676 --> 00:41:03,504
Real is better.
669
00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:06,072
Not when its real
versus Pamela Anderson.
670
00:41:07,334 --> 00:41:08,509
Honey, Im not really
here, you know that?
671
00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:11,120
Say what?
672
00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:13,558
You create the fantasy.
The reality is,
673
00:41:13,601 --> 00:41:16,082
Im at Little League game
with my boys right now.
674
00:41:16,125 --> 00:41:17,866
Stop it.
675
00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:20,086
I think you can stop it.
676
00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:23,655
But you look so good wet.
677
00:41:23,698 --> 00:41:27,136
You have
the prettiest skin.
678
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:29,399
Goofy.
679
00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:34,927
[hard rock music ]
680
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:45,807
Dinger.
681
00:41:45,851 --> 00:41:49,028
Running in place,
in slow motion,
682
00:41:49,071 --> 00:41:50,116
wont help.
683
00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:54,599
I feel the burn, brah.
684
00:41:54,642 --> 00:41:56,165
[grunts and groans]
685
00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:57,776
Come on.
686
00:41:57,819 --> 00:41:59,560
Okay.
687
00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:01,954
That's... one.
688
00:42:01,997 --> 00:42:06,611
You are killing me,
Osama. Whats next,
waterboarding?
689
00:42:06,654 --> 00:42:07,699
Ah!
690
00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:11,703
Dinger, you
got this.
691
00:42:11,746 --> 00:42:14,793
You used to have
the best balance
in the world.
692
00:42:14,836 --> 00:42:17,752
I dont know what youve
been smoking lately, brah
693
00:42:17,796 --> 00:42:19,798
But Im with Ringling
Brothers here.
694
00:42:19,841 --> 00:42:21,930
Whats next,
a flying trapeze?
695
00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:25,804
I mean, you might
as well shoot me
out of a cannon.
696
00:42:31,461 --> 00:42:33,942
Im back.
Whoo-hoo!
697
00:43:38,093 --> 00:43:40,922
Try and get
these clothes off.
698
00:43:47,886 --> 00:43:49,235
[both]
Ya!
699
00:44:16,871 --> 00:44:20,179
Name the seven
continents.
700
00:44:20,222 --> 00:44:21,963
[Doobie]
Pancho Villa.
701
00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:23,312
[Tasty]
Catalina.
702
00:44:24,792 --> 00:44:26,751
[both boys]
Oh.
703
00:44:28,578 --> 00:44:31,059
Explain Einsteins
Theory of Relativity.
704
00:44:31,103 --> 00:44:33,540
Define existentialism.
705
00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:35,281
Freuds interpretation
of dreams.
706
00:44:35,324 --> 00:44:38,240
Keynesian Theories
of Macroeconomic Management.
707
00:44:38,284 --> 00:44:43,768
How much vood could
a voodchuck chuck if
a voodchuck could vood?
708
00:44:47,032 --> 00:44:49,730
Show time!
709
00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:51,993
It better be a big show.
710
00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:05,659
Its so little.
711
00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:09,794
[Rikki]
If itd be
any smaller,
it would be invisible.
712
00:45:11,665 --> 00:45:13,754
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
713
00:45:13,798 --> 00:45:17,845
[Rikki]
He's hung like a hamster.
714
00:45:17,889 --> 00:45:19,978
Stupid is no fun.
715
00:45:20,021 --> 00:45:22,850
We dont take
our clothes off
for stupid American boys.
716
00:45:22,894 --> 00:45:25,244
Yeah. Vhy dont you
just take your honey
buns out of my sight?
717
00:45:25,287 --> 00:45:28,203
Take a long walk
on a short pier.
718
00:45:28,247 --> 00:45:32,164
[Inga]
Yeah. And vhile
youre at it, take your
cocktail vieners outta here.
719
00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:36,124
Dude, I totally knew
that woodchuck
question, man.
720
00:45:40,172 --> 00:45:42,348
[Doobie]
Come on, work.
721
00:45:42,391 --> 00:45:46,874
[Tasty]
All right.
722
00:45:46,918 --> 00:45:49,094
North America.
723
00:45:49,137 --> 00:45:51,313
South America.
724
00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:54,752
Antarctica.
725
00:45:54,795 --> 00:45:56,318
Africa.
726
00:45:56,362 --> 00:45:59,844
Australia.
727
00:45:59,887 --> 00:46:01,671
What about Australia?
728
00:46:01,715 --> 00:46:03,195
Uh, nothing.
729
00:46:05,023 --> 00:46:07,025
Whats wrong, guys?
730
00:46:07,068 --> 00:46:09,984
We really
are idiots.
731
00:46:10,028 --> 00:46:15,163
[Doobie]
Idiots, with, like,
a capital--
732
00:46:15,207 --> 00:46:17,731
[moans]
733
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:21,909
[chuckles]
Whats wrong? Your
date with the Swedes
didnt go very well?
734
00:46:21,953 --> 00:46:24,346
We need to learn.
735
00:46:24,390 --> 00:46:27,045
Not just so we can
stay in our school,
736
00:46:27,088 --> 00:46:31,179
but just
so we're not
pathetic kooks.
737
00:46:31,223 --> 00:46:36,184
[Doobie]
And, you dont even
have to, like, seduce us
738
00:46:36,228 --> 00:46:38,752
or anything like
that, you know?
739
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:41,363
I mean, look,
çif you wanted
to, you could.
740
00:46:42,538 --> 00:46:44,758
But. Im sorry.
I didnt mean it. Oops.
741
00:46:59,729 --> 00:47:00,948
Hey.
742
00:47:00,992 --> 00:47:02,776
[Eva]
How's it going?
743
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,343
Okay.
744
00:47:04,386 --> 00:47:07,389
Think you might
have time for
a surf lesson?
745
00:47:07,433 --> 00:47:08,869
Thought you had
to focus.
746
00:47:08,913 --> 00:47:11,045
Its just
a surf lesson.
747
00:47:11,089 --> 00:47:16,137
I think Im smart enough
to learn how to do your
little surf thing.
748
00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:19,880
This has nothing to do
with book smarts.
749
00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:22,491
Please.
750
00:47:24,145 --> 00:47:27,409
How hard can it
be? Your brain-dead
friends can do it.
751
00:47:27,453 --> 00:47:31,413
Okay. I think I will
give you that lesson
in humility.
752
00:47:32,153 --> 00:47:35,853
Okay. Wait a second.
753
00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:37,463
I talked to your aunt.
754
00:47:38,812 --> 00:47:40,031
She told me what youre
trying to do with Dinger.
755
00:47:40,074 --> 00:47:42,207
I think its really cool.
756
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:46,254
Im not trying
to add to that frustration
or anything, I promise.
757
00:47:46,298 --> 00:47:48,953
I come in peace.
758
00:47:48,996 --> 00:47:52,173
[Kyle]
When you see that friendly
little wave coming
that you want
759
00:47:52,217 --> 00:47:54,872
you align yourself
up on the wave.
760
00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:58,919
When youre paddling,
youre basically gonna
be doing a crawl stroke.
761
00:47:58,963 --> 00:48:00,921
And coming over the top.
762
00:48:00,965 --> 00:48:02,270
Got it.
763
00:48:02,314 --> 00:48:03,358
All right.
764
00:48:03,402 --> 00:48:04,925
Looks good.
765
00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:06,318
And once you feel the glide,
766
00:48:06,361 --> 00:48:08,494
you kinda do
a push up like this.
767
00:48:09,234 --> 00:48:10,496
Knees slightly bent,
768
00:48:11,584 --> 00:48:13,151
arms out to the side
for balance
769
00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:15,544
and thats your
first surf lesson.
770
00:48:15,588 --> 00:48:17,242
Your turn.
771
00:48:17,285 --> 00:48:19,940
Okay.
772
00:48:19,984 --> 00:48:22,508
Feet off the edge
of the board.
773
00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:24,814
Nose out of the water.
774
00:48:24,858 --> 00:48:25,903
Kick.
775
00:48:25,946 --> 00:48:28,079
Paddle.
776
00:48:28,122 --> 00:48:29,428
Think I got it.
777
00:48:29,471 --> 00:48:31,299
Thats good.
Just like a pro.
778
00:48:31,343 --> 00:48:33,736
[cheerful romantic music]
779
00:49:25,223 --> 00:49:27,094
Well, that
went well.
780
00:49:27,138 --> 00:49:29,140
You actually
did pretty good.
781
00:49:29,183 --> 00:49:32,056
Paddlings looking good.
Balance is nice.
782
00:49:32,099 --> 00:49:35,494
Its all good.
783
00:49:35,537 --> 00:49:38,062
Im just not ready.
784
00:49:38,105 --> 00:49:40,412
It's okay.
785
00:49:45,852 --> 00:49:50,944
So, do you guys understand
what Dickens Tale of Two
Cities is about?
786
00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:53,991
Yeah. Kind
of about us.
787
00:49:54,034 --> 00:49:56,558
[laughs] Its about
you and Richard?
788
00:49:56,602 --> 00:49:59,605
[Tasty]
Well, the guy
in the book,
Sidney, he loves Lucy,
789
00:50:00,388 --> 00:50:01,999
but Lucy
loves Charlie.
790
00:50:02,042 --> 00:50:07,961
And that is, like,
pretty much, like,
the story of our lives.
791
00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:13,445
See, the babes
that we love, usually
love someone else.
792
00:50:13,488 --> 00:50:18,406
Okay, good. I mean,
not good, but--
793
00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:23,411
Dickens was
exploring the concept
of unrequited love,
794
00:50:23,455 --> 00:50:27,372
when you love someone
and they dont love you.
795
00:50:27,415 --> 00:50:29,287
You guys really got it.
796
00:50:33,987 --> 00:50:36,120
[Kyle]
Come on, Dinger!
Youre almost here!
797
00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:41,690
Cant I just enroll
in Jenny Craig?
798
00:50:42,561 --> 00:50:44,215
Or take a Jazzercise class?
799
00:50:44,258 --> 00:50:45,477
Come on.
800
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,609
Come on, baby, into my arms.
801
00:50:47,653 --> 00:50:50,003
[Dinger]
Im coming, sweetheart
[groans]
802
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:52,701
[Dinger]
You cant tell me
this isnt for real.
803
00:50:52,745 --> 00:50:54,138
[Kyle]
Dude, this is gay.
804
00:50:54,181 --> 00:50:55,226
Dinger!
805
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,102
Have a good surf,
bro. Get em.
806
00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:06,106
[hard rock music]
807
00:51:16,725 --> 00:51:18,771
Wow.
808
00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:21,165
[harp music]
809
00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:23,689
[slurps]
810
00:51:27,519 --> 00:51:29,564
Wow. Back to tease me?
811
00:51:29,608 --> 00:51:33,046
No, just watching him surf.
812
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,701
I remember
watching you
in Hawaii. You were amazing.
813
00:51:35,744 --> 00:51:38,138
That was a long time ago.
814
00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:41,402
Not so long.
I see the way
he looks at you.
815
00:51:41,446 --> 00:51:43,535
He remembers. They all do.
816
00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:45,537
You know, Pammy,
for a fantasy girl,
817
00:51:45,580 --> 00:51:48,366
you can be a real
pain in the ass sometimes.
818
00:51:48,409 --> 00:51:53,458
How about
a little less pressure
and a lot more suntan oil?
819
00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:57,549
Okay, okay. But maybe
this whole thing, you know,
the changes, the challenges
820
00:51:57,592 --> 00:52:00,682
maybe this
is your fantasy. Not me.
821
00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:06,079
[chuckles]
Uh, that would be
a no, Dr. Anderson.
822
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:09,126
Youre my fantasy.
823
00:52:09,169 --> 00:52:11,824
Well, we are making
some progress.
824
00:52:11,867 --> 00:52:15,828
We just had an entire
conversation without
you trying to grope me.
825
00:52:16,437 --> 00:52:18,222
Yeah, I guess.
826
00:52:20,746 --> 00:52:22,617
[bionic jump sound]
827
00:52:22,661 --> 00:52:24,880
[cheerful music]
828
00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:29,407
[Dinger]
Oh, Pam. Finally, Pam.
[groans]
Oh, oh, oh.
829
00:52:29,450 --> 00:52:31,452
Hey, Dinger. Spring.
830
00:52:31,496 --> 00:52:34,281
[Dinger]
Ugh!
[groans in pain]
831
00:52:34,325 --> 00:52:35,239
Dinger!
832
00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:36,588
You tease!
833
00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:37,763
[male in Spanish]
Puto!
834
00:52:37,806 --> 00:52:39,156
[tingling music]
835
00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:41,201
Oh, Ernesto.
836
00:52:43,203 --> 00:52:45,553
[in Spanish]
Lo siento mucho.
837
00:52:45,597 --> 00:52:47,468
I'm sorry, brah.
838
00:52:47,512 --> 00:52:50,210
Im hallucinatin
from this sober thing.
839
00:52:50,254 --> 00:52:52,081
You look exactly
like Pammy though.
840
00:52:58,349 --> 00:53:02,266
[plays guitar softly]
841
00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:08,837
Do you mind
if I sit down?
842
00:53:08,881 --> 00:53:11,188
Take a seat.
843
00:53:16,802 --> 00:53:19,848
Things going
any better with Dinger?
844
00:53:19,892 --> 00:53:21,589
No.
845
00:53:21,633 --> 00:53:24,462
So,
846
00:53:24,505 --> 00:53:28,205
whats in your brain
that has to change?
847
00:53:28,248 --> 00:53:30,511
Dont you have
some studying to do?
848
00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:33,122
Im a surfer
now. Remember?
849
00:53:35,821 --> 00:53:41,261
Sometimes its easier
to tell a stranger,
or a near stranger.
850
00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:46,701
Im just thinking about
maybe putting off Stanford.
851
00:53:46,745 --> 00:53:50,705
I always dreamed
of surfing pro.
852
00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:54,883
I dont wanna look back
on life and have any regrets.
853
00:53:56,407 --> 00:53:59,497
[sighs]
But I dont wanna turn out
like Dinger either.
854
00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:01,716
You're not him.
855
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:06,286
You dont think
its crazy?
856
00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:10,638
I should, I guess.
857
00:54:10,682 --> 00:54:13,685
But I don't.
858
00:54:15,774 --> 00:54:18,690
Watching you surf,
859
00:54:18,733 --> 00:54:20,779
its beautiful.
860
00:54:20,822 --> 00:54:24,304
I mean, its a gift.
861
00:54:24,348 --> 00:54:28,439
I thought Id be
the last person
to see it that way.
862
00:54:28,482 --> 00:54:30,397
But, look.
863
00:54:30,441 --> 00:54:34,749
Ive been studying
fanatically since
I can remember.
864
00:54:34,793 --> 00:54:39,406
And I guess maybe
its not so bad
to take a break.
865
00:54:39,450 --> 00:54:41,756
Maybe it doesnt
forever damn you
866
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,847
into a future in fast food.
867
00:54:45,891 --> 00:54:51,679
So, not to change
the subject, but I
kinda have an idea.
868
00:54:51,723 --> 00:54:53,899
[Carla]
Are you crazy?
869
00:54:53,942 --> 00:54:57,946
Setting your cool
aunt up on a date
with Dinger Doolittle?
870
00:54:59,861 --> 00:55:02,777
Maybe youll inspire him.
I mean, he is risking
everything for you.
871
00:55:02,821 --> 00:55:04,910
[Eva]
Its more
of a Don Quixote approach.
872
00:55:04,953 --> 00:55:07,478
Youre Dulcinea
and hes your
knight errant.
873
00:55:07,521 --> 00:55:09,697
He deserves
an audience.
874
00:55:09,741 --> 00:55:13,353
Don Quixote was insane,
as is Dinger.
875
00:55:13,397 --> 00:55:15,486
[Kyle]
Insane is
a little extreme.
876
00:55:15,529 --> 00:55:18,315
Id say
hes more eccentric.
877
00:55:18,358 --> 00:55:19,838
Right!
878
00:55:19,881 --> 00:55:22,841
Since when
did the two of you
879
00:55:22,884 --> 00:55:25,365
become a tag team?
880
00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:27,846
Arent you
supposed to be
studying or something?
881
00:55:27,889 --> 00:55:30,936
I believe a wise
and beautiful
hotel owner
882
00:55:30,979 --> 00:55:33,678
once told me
to take a study break.
883
00:55:33,721 --> 00:55:35,636
[Kyle]
Come on,
it's just dinner.
884
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:39,684
Hes willing to give up
his home for yo
885
00:55:39,727 --> 00:55:42,730
I really think
that we should
cancel this whole thing.
886
00:55:42,774 --> 00:55:45,907
I mean, he cant,
he cant possibly
win, can he?
887
00:55:45,951 --> 00:55:47,996
Hes a four-time
world champion.
888
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,824
Hes got a chance.
889
00:55:49,868 --> 00:55:52,566
All he needs
is a little time.
890
00:55:52,610 --> 00:55:54,655
Your time.
891
00:55:54,699 --> 00:55:59,007
The two of you
are too smart for your
own good, and for mine.
892
00:56:03,447 --> 00:56:06,363
Okay. My typical
first date.
893
00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:08,452
Maybe we shouldnt
use me as a model.
894
00:56:08,495 --> 00:56:10,541
Lets take a slightly
different approach.
895
00:56:10,584 --> 00:56:12,804
Just be yourself,
you know,
896
00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:15,981
the non-perverted part
of yourself that wont
try to jump her bones.
897
00:56:16,024 --> 00:56:19,680
God, I want you so bad.
898
00:56:21,726 --> 00:56:23,423
Kid, figuratively speaking.
899
00:56:23,467 --> 00:56:25,033
[Eva]
Look, Dinger.
900
00:56:26,426 --> 00:56:27,993
If you want any chance
with a woman like Carla,
901
00:56:28,036 --> 00:56:30,778
youre gonna need
some updating.
902
00:56:30,822 --> 00:56:32,998
And youre gonna be
doing this updating?
903
00:56:34,042 --> 00:56:35,435
Me and my two
Swedish cousins.
904
00:56:35,479 --> 00:56:38,307
Swedish cousins. Wow.
905
00:56:38,351 --> 00:56:40,962
Are you guys
gonna be wearing
something like G-strings
906
00:56:41,006 --> 00:56:43,661
for my updating comfort?
907
00:56:43,704 --> 00:56:47,621
Maybe, uh, after
this updating youll hit
on someone other than me.
908
00:56:49,928 --> 00:56:52,452
So, this Plato
isnt the stuff
made out of clay.
909
00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:55,629
Its a Greek guy,
a philosopher.
910
00:56:55,673 --> 00:56:58,458
Good job, Hamilton.
911
00:56:58,502 --> 00:57:01,896
[Doobie]
And, he believed
912
00:57:01,940 --> 00:57:06,031
in inherent intelligence.
913
00:57:06,074 --> 00:57:10,035
[Tasty]
And that we were born
knowing all the stuff
that we need to know.
914
00:57:10,078 --> 00:57:12,516
We just have
to call on it.
915
00:57:15,693 --> 00:57:20,088
Were, like, smart
as Asian kids.
[giggles]
916
00:57:20,132 --> 00:57:24,397
You guys, Im really
proud of you. Youre
working really hard.
917
00:57:28,619 --> 00:57:31,926
So, I hear
you have a big
date tonight. Oh.
918
00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:34,059
Oh, no, no.
Its not a date.
919
00:57:35,234 --> 00:57:37,062
Well, dont let him
get to second base
920
00:57:37,105 --> 00:57:39,673
without finishing
the shrimp cocktail.
921
00:57:39,717 --> 00:57:41,936
[Doobie giggles]
Shrimp cocktail.
922
00:57:53,513 --> 00:57:55,646
[harp music]
923
00:57:55,689 --> 00:57:58,736
Look, I'm just
not in the mood.
924
00:57:58,779 --> 00:58:01,086
Well, thats a surprise.
925
00:58:01,129 --> 00:58:04,437
Dont take offense
or anything. Youre
still my Pammy, right?
926
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:06,091
If you say so, honey.
927
00:58:06,134 --> 00:58:08,049
Ill just leave you alone,
928
00:58:08,093 --> 00:58:10,704
maybe just
head down the beach
and go skinny-dipping.
929
00:58:10,748 --> 00:58:12,532
You're testing me.
930
00:58:20,018 --> 00:58:21,976
[chuckles]
Youre testing me.
931
00:58:29,984 --> 00:58:32,117
[Kyle]
Dinger, we got
to train.
932
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,641
I am training, bro.
933
00:58:34,685 --> 00:58:37,775
For what,
the next life?
934
00:58:37,818 --> 00:58:40,168
In a matter
of speaking, yes.
935
00:58:40,212 --> 00:58:44,695
Maybe Im praying
for you to loosen up.
936
00:58:44,738 --> 00:58:47,567
Ive seen you surf.
937
00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:49,569
You could be great.
938
00:58:49,613 --> 00:58:51,789
You just gotta
let it flow.
939
00:58:51,832 --> 00:58:55,096
[celestial hum
and echoing voices, off]
940
00:59:00,928 --> 00:59:04,584
[Brad, echoing]
But when I win, you leave
Costa Rica forever.
941
00:59:04,628 --> 00:59:07,761
[Dinger, whispering off]
I know.
942
00:59:07,805 --> 00:59:10,590
[Kyle, echoing, off]
Are you gonna help
Carla or not?
943
00:59:10,634 --> 00:59:13,201
[Dinger, whispering, off]
I know what matters.
944
00:59:13,245 --> 00:59:17,858
[Pammy, echoing, off]
Its okay, honey. Shes
real. I understand.
945
00:59:17,902 --> 00:59:22,254
[Carla, echoing, off]
When you love someone
and they dont love you.
946
00:59:23,821 --> 00:59:25,213
[Dinger, whispering off]
Mind over matter.
947
00:59:25,257 --> 00:59:27,912
[Kyle, echoing, off]
Maybe the time is now.
948
00:59:27,955 --> 00:59:31,785
[Brad, echoing, off]
You know, go bye-bye.
949
00:59:31,829 --> 00:59:33,570
You just gotta
let it flow.
950
00:59:39,706 --> 00:59:43,841
[Dinger]
Oh! Whats that? Ow! Oh.
951
00:59:47,671 --> 00:59:49,194
Hows it going?
952
00:59:50,499 --> 00:59:51,588
Um, well,
[Dinger groans
in background]
953
00:59:51,631 --> 00:59:54,155
lets just say
no felony charges yet.
954
00:59:54,199 --> 00:59:56,244
A few misdemeanors maybe.
955
00:59:57,028 --> 00:59:58,638
Im sure hell be fine.
956
00:59:58,682 --> 01:00:00,988
[Dinger]
No, dont.
Give Kyle my stuff.
957
01:00:01,032 --> 01:00:03,251
Oh.
958
01:00:03,295 --> 01:00:05,558
[Dinger]
Oh!
959
01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:08,648
He wanted me
to give you this stuff.
I found it in his hair.
960
01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:12,260
Id give you the plate,
but were going through
his underarm hair now
961
01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:14,262
and Ill probably need it.
962
01:00:14,741 --> 01:00:15,829
All right.
963
01:00:15,873 --> 01:00:17,918
Yeah. He likes
Britney Spears.
964
01:00:17,962 --> 01:00:20,660
[Dinger]
Dont lose my Britney,
Baby One More Time.
965
01:00:20,704 --> 01:00:23,010
You owe me another
surf lesson after this.
966
01:00:23,054 --> 01:00:24,316
You got it.
967
01:00:24,359 --> 01:00:25,970
[Dinger]
Mom, help!
968
01:00:26,013 --> 01:00:27,754
Uh, I should probably
get back to that.
969
01:00:27,798 --> 01:00:29,669
Good luck.
970
01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:32,237
[Dinger]
I wanna go back
to the beach!
971
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:35,066
[soft music]
972
01:00:35,109 --> 01:00:38,983
[Kyle]
Oh, my God.
You look amazing.
973
01:00:39,026 --> 01:00:41,681
Thank you.
974
01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:45,729
All right. If this goes
bad, Im gonna kill you,
you know that, right?
[chuckles]
975
01:00:45,772 --> 01:00:48,079
Come on. Just give it
a chance. You might like him.
976
01:00:48,122 --> 01:00:50,124
I think you will.
977
01:00:50,168 --> 01:00:53,345
You know when I first
moved here about 12
years ago I, I
978
01:00:53,388 --> 01:00:58,393
met Dinger Doolittle
and he was the resident
surf god.
979
01:00:58,437 --> 01:01:00,265
He was something.
980
01:01:03,181 --> 01:01:05,226
I mean, not my type,
of course.
981
01:01:05,270 --> 01:01:06,837
Of course.
982
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,708
He was
a stupid surfer.
983
01:01:08,752 --> 01:01:10,710
Yes.
984
01:01:13,278 --> 01:01:15,062
Oh, my God.
985
01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:19,414
Dinger, is that you?
986
01:01:20,546 --> 01:01:23,462
I think so.
Cant be a 100 percent,
987
01:01:24,550 --> 01:01:26,073
but, it sure
bears a resemblance.
988
01:01:26,117 --> 01:01:30,730
[Carla]
Uh, you, you look--
989
01:01:30,774 --> 01:01:32,210
Human again?
990
01:01:32,253 --> 01:01:35,779
Uh, [chuckles]
you look great.
991
01:01:35,822 --> 01:01:38,782
Well, you look amazing
without my vomit
all over you.
992
01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:41,306
Oh.
993
01:01:43,743 --> 01:01:46,703
Heres a peace offering
for blowing the chunks.
994
01:01:48,443 --> 01:01:51,359
That, these grow up
by my house.
995
01:01:51,403 --> 01:01:53,405
Mattress.
996
01:01:54,406 --> 01:01:57,365
Thank you.
Thats very sweet.
997
01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:02,283
Are you sure
you wanna do this?
998
01:02:02,327 --> 01:02:04,982
Yeah.
999
01:02:05,025 --> 01:02:06,940
Yeah.
1000
01:02:06,984 --> 01:02:09,073
You kids
be back early.
1001
01:02:09,116 --> 01:02:11,031
Well be waiting.
1002
01:02:18,212 --> 01:02:20,824
We vant
to apologize.
1003
01:02:20,867 --> 01:02:23,827
Yeah, we were rude.
You are not
so stupid.
1004
01:02:23,870 --> 01:02:26,873
Ya. Come.
Ve vill play.
1005
01:02:26,917 --> 01:02:28,092
Ya.
1006
01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,441
Ve go skinny
dip, ya?
1007
01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:31,008
Oh, ya.
1008
01:02:31,051 --> 01:02:32,792
We're trying
not to be so stupid.
1009
01:02:32,836 --> 01:02:33,750
Yeah.
1010
01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:36,274
Well pass.
1011
01:02:36,317 --> 01:02:43,107
[Doobie]
Bro, put it
in the books. Im gonna
split the atom one day.
1012
01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:47,241
Hey, we have
to review Stalins
reign of terror, too.
1013
01:02:47,285 --> 01:02:48,808
Oh, yeah.
1014
01:02:48,852 --> 01:02:51,115
[Inga]
Vat if we said
1015
01:02:51,158 --> 01:02:54,422
that ve do
go skinny-dipping.
1016
01:02:54,466 --> 01:02:58,078
So you can see
our hooters, ya?
1017
01:02:58,122 --> 01:03:00,864
Ya. Maybe touch. Ya?
1018
01:03:00,907 --> 01:03:03,780
Ha. Well take
a rain check.
1019
01:03:03,823 --> 01:03:06,870
Okay. Ve show
you now.
1020
01:03:12,005 --> 01:03:15,139
[Doobie]
Dude, I
found a dangling
participle right here.
1021
01:03:17,184 --> 01:03:18,925
Oh!
1022
01:03:21,449 --> 01:03:23,451
Was that a dream?
1023
01:03:23,495 --> 01:03:32,460
[soft music]
1024
01:03:33,853 --> 01:03:35,986
You did
an amazing job.
I cant believe its him.
1025
01:03:36,029 --> 01:03:37,509
Thanks.
1026
01:03:38,727 --> 01:03:40,512
You dont
have to be doing
this, you know.
1027
01:03:40,555 --> 01:03:43,776
You could
be studying.
1028
01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:46,866
I think I needed
a study break.
1029
01:04:07,495 --> 01:04:11,586
Whats going on
with you and this
bet, Dinger?
1030
01:04:12,979 --> 01:04:15,895
I mean, I appreciate
the sentiment,
but its wrong.
1031
01:04:15,939 --> 01:04:18,071
It feels
right to me.
1032
01:04:18,115 --> 01:04:21,901
Its not your
problem, its mine.
1033
01:04:21,945 --> 01:04:25,383
What if helping you
with your problem
helps me with mine?
1034
01:04:25,426 --> 01:04:30,475
Look, I dont wanna be
like Ive been.
1035
01:04:30,518 --> 01:04:32,303
I cant.
1036
01:04:32,346 --> 01:04:35,480
And if this
is the reason
to change, you,
1037
01:04:35,523 --> 01:04:39,136
its as good as any.
1038
01:04:39,179 --> 01:04:40,964
Better.
1039
01:04:44,968 --> 01:04:47,361
[Dinger]
Thanks for doing this
with me, Carla.
1040
01:04:47,405 --> 01:04:49,276
Thank you.
I had a really
nice time.
1041
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:50,364
Really?
1042
01:04:50,408 --> 01:04:51,931
Really.
1043
01:04:54,412 --> 01:04:56,980
[sighs and chuckles]
1044
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:01,332
Oh, wow.
1045
01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:03,247
Someones smiling.
1046
01:05:03,290 --> 01:05:05,553
[chuckles]
Im not doing
this with you guys.
1047
01:05:05,597 --> 01:05:07,251
Come on.
1048
01:05:09,557 --> 01:05:11,385
Okay.
1049
01:05:11,429 --> 01:05:13,910
Lets kick
butt-munchers butt.
1050
01:05:24,485 --> 01:05:28,359
Come in.
Ve want to play.
1051
01:05:28,402 --> 01:05:30,448
Please, we're studying.
1052
01:05:30,491 --> 01:05:35,279
Well, study
anatomy. Ours.
1053
01:05:35,322 --> 01:05:38,108
Dude, I can't
concentrate here.
1054
01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:42,895
Yeah, lets
leave these aquatic
recreational facilities.
1055
01:05:56,430 --> 01:05:58,041
[Kyle]
Come on, Dinger.
1056
01:05:58,084 --> 01:05:59,999
Please, let
him get up.
1057
01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:09,008
Two words.
1058
01:06:10,357 --> 01:06:13,143
Okay. First word.
1059
01:06:14,622 --> 01:06:17,016
Thats it, Richard.
Okay. Um,
1060
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:19,105
two syllables.
1061
01:06:20,672 --> 01:06:23,370
Excellent! Yes.
1062
01:06:23,414 --> 01:06:25,068
All right.
1063
01:06:25,111 --> 01:06:26,112
Miss Dante.
1064
01:06:26,156 --> 01:06:27,548
Yeah?
1065
01:06:27,592 --> 01:06:30,203
Oh, come on, girls.
Get outta here!
1066
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,125
[Dinger]
Hey, whats up, brah?
1067
01:07:26,651 --> 01:07:29,436
My God.
1068
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,090
[coughing]
1069
01:07:42,145 --> 01:07:43,233
Carla.
1070
01:07:43,276 --> 01:07:44,364
Hey.
1071
01:07:44,408 --> 01:07:46,323
You wanna talk to me?
1072
01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:48,760
Yeah, um,
1073
01:07:48,803 --> 01:07:52,111
Look, everybody in town
knows that I have
rooms available
1074
01:07:52,155 --> 01:07:55,767
and I think
its only right
that you have one.
1075
01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:57,638
Stay here?
1076
01:07:57,682 --> 01:08:00,119
In an actual room?
1077
01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:02,208
Yes.
1078
01:08:02,252 --> 01:08:05,168
And sleep in the bed?
1079
01:08:05,211 --> 01:08:06,517
With sheets?
1080
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:08,084
Yes.
1081
01:08:08,127 --> 01:08:09,737
And use the bathroom?
1082
01:08:09,781 --> 01:08:12,218
Yes, you can even
use the shower
if you want.
1083
01:08:12,262 --> 01:08:13,741
And the soap?
1084
01:08:13,785 --> 01:08:15,743
Yes.
1085
01:08:15,787 --> 01:08:20,183
Well, Carla,
you know, this is
kind of a surprise to me.
1086
01:08:20,226 --> 01:08:22,620
You wanting me to move
on so fast and all.
1087
01:08:22,663 --> 01:08:24,796
I mean, I had
a great time on our date.
1088
01:08:25,927 --> 01:08:27,451
And the kiss
was certainly erotic.
1089
01:08:27,494 --> 01:08:31,542
But you know a guy
usually has to play
a little hard to get.
1090
01:08:31,585 --> 01:08:35,502
Youre asking me
to be your live-in
boy toy.
1091
01:08:35,546 --> 01:08:38,810
No. I am offering
you a room.
1092
01:08:39,376 --> 01:08:42,118
Not my room.
1093
01:08:42,161 --> 01:08:44,294
Yes or no.
1094
01:08:44,337 --> 01:08:47,384
Yes.
1095
01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,475
Okay.
1096
01:08:51,518 --> 01:08:53,825
[soft romantic music]
1097
01:10:40,975 --> 01:10:43,413
Oh!
1098
01:10:43,456 --> 01:10:46,503
A bed. With sheets.
1099
01:10:46,546 --> 01:10:47,721
Yeah.
1100
01:10:47,765 --> 01:10:49,854
[chuckles]
Light!
1101
01:10:49,897 --> 01:10:51,856
Yeah! Light!
1102
01:10:54,380 --> 01:10:56,382
Okay. You
can let go
of me now.
1103
01:10:58,863 --> 01:11:02,606
God. She really
loves me, doesnt she?
1104
01:11:04,521 --> 01:11:06,523
Love is
a little strong.
1105
01:11:06,566 --> 01:11:09,613
I would say
its more,
1106
01:11:09,656 --> 01:11:11,528
more of a like.
1107
01:11:11,571 --> 01:11:14,661
Love, like,
they all start
with the letter L, right?
1108
01:11:14,705 --> 01:11:16,010
Yeah, that
they do.
1109
01:11:16,054 --> 01:11:17,577
All righty then.
1110
01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:22,321
Wow, theres water
in this toilet.
1111
01:11:22,365 --> 01:11:24,845
Oh, man. Soap.
1112
01:11:24,889 --> 01:11:26,934
Soap.
[chuckles]
1113
01:11:29,807 --> 01:11:32,418
Was I really
your hero once?
1114
01:11:32,462 --> 01:11:35,552
Yeah.
1115
01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:41,340
Look, Big Brah.
1116
01:11:41,384 --> 01:11:43,560
I never asked
you for anything.
1117
01:11:43,603 --> 01:11:47,346
And its not
like Im asking
for that much now.
1118
01:11:47,390 --> 01:11:50,567
Maybe just a little karma.
1119
01:11:52,612 --> 01:11:54,614
Youre not coming
home tonight?
1120
01:11:54,658 --> 01:11:58,052
Well, she offered
and I felt kinda obligated.
1121
01:11:58,096 --> 01:12:00,838
I mean, it cant
hurt the filly.
1122
01:12:00,881 --> 01:12:03,884
Its just one night.
Ill be back, Pammy.
1123
01:12:03,928 --> 01:12:06,060
Good night, Dinger.
1124
01:12:06,104 --> 01:12:07,758
Good night.
1125
01:12:49,408 --> 01:12:51,367
[grunts]
1126
01:13:08,558 --> 01:13:10,734
Hes close.
1127
01:13:10,777 --> 01:13:14,564
Eva, the competition
is tomorrow.
1128
01:13:14,607 --> 01:13:19,090
Close means Dinger
leaves here forever.
1129
01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:23,442
Close means Carla
loses the hotel.
1130
01:13:25,575 --> 01:13:26,793
[harp music]
1131
01:13:26,837 --> 01:13:28,099
Are you all right?
1132
01:13:28,142 --> 01:13:31,798
Yeah. Maybe
a little scared.
1133
01:13:31,842 --> 01:13:33,887
Well, a little
scared is normal.
1134
01:13:33,931 --> 01:13:36,455
You know, I wanted
to apologize to you, Pam.
1135
01:13:36,499 --> 01:13:38,152
For what?
1136
01:13:38,196 --> 01:13:40,720
For treating you like
a fantasy all these years.
1137
01:13:40,764 --> 01:13:42,896
You know, an object.
1138
01:13:42,940 --> 01:13:45,682
The hottest object
in the history of mankind.
1139
01:13:45,725 --> 01:13:48,815
I mean,
those 11 Playboy
covers confirm that.
1140
01:13:48,859 --> 01:13:50,904
[record scratch]
It's 13.
1141
01:13:50,948 --> 01:13:52,993
Anyway, the truth is
1142
01:13:53,037 --> 01:13:55,953
while most
of us are scared
to death of love,
1143
01:13:55,996 --> 01:13:58,521
you at least
give it a chance.
1144
01:13:58,564 --> 01:14:01,001
You take your boys
to Little League games.
1145
01:14:01,045 --> 01:14:03,569
You rescue animals.
1146
01:14:03,613 --> 01:14:07,704
Youve been the best friend
a lost soul could ever have.
1147
01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:10,924
Thank you, Dinger.
1148
01:14:10,968 --> 01:14:12,839
I have to go.
1149
01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:16,626
I know.
1150
01:14:24,198 --> 01:14:26,157
I could call it off.
1151
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:29,943
[Dinger]
No. We're ready.
1152
01:14:29,987 --> 01:14:32,555
The legend returns,
right brah?
1153
01:14:32,598 --> 01:14:36,472
Look, Dinger,
you dont have
to do this.
1154
01:14:36,515 --> 01:14:39,823
A heros more
than a sandwich, kid.
1155
01:14:39,866 --> 01:14:41,651
Look at you guys.
1156
01:14:41,694 --> 01:14:44,044
You all look like
Lindsay Lohan
without a beer.
1157
01:14:44,088 --> 01:14:46,960
Come on.
Have some faith.
1158
01:14:47,004 --> 01:14:49,746
Tomorrow the Dinger
rides again.
1159
01:14:49,789 --> 01:14:52,009
[Dinger]
Just like
that Plato dude said.
1160
01:14:52,052 --> 01:14:54,707
Its all
inside me, right?
1161
01:14:54,751 --> 01:14:56,840
Yeah.
1162
01:14:59,146 --> 01:15:00,626
[Tasty]
And Carla.
1163
01:15:00,670 --> 01:15:02,541
[Carla]
Yeah?
1164
01:15:02,585 --> 01:15:05,718
[Tasty]
I wrote
a song. Do you
mind if I play it?
1165
01:15:05,762 --> 01:15:06,806
Sure.
1166
01:15:15,598 --> 01:15:17,208
[plays instrument]
Oh.
1167
01:15:27,610 --> 01:15:32,179
♪ It's me and my friends
In Costa Rica today
1168
01:15:35,008 --> 01:15:40,187
♪ Come to catch a few waves
And maybe get laid
1169
01:15:40,231 --> 01:15:42,102
[Doobie chuckles]
1170
01:15:42,146 --> 01:15:48,152
♪ My Aunt Carla
She taught us new ways
1171
01:15:48,195 --> 01:15:51,547
♪ Two Swedish chicks
Teasing us
1172
01:15:51,590 --> 01:15:54,854
♪ Titties in our face
[all chuckle]
1173
01:15:54,898 --> 01:16:02,645
♪ Kyle digs Eva,
Green-eyed blond
With the brains
1174
01:16:02,688 --> 01:16:08,302
♪ It's me and my friends
In Costa Rica today
1175
01:16:08,999 --> 01:16:12,959
♪ My boy, Doobie
1176
01:16:13,003 --> 01:16:16,789
♪ Sure loves the reefer
1177
01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:19,270
♪ But now
He quotes Shakespeare,
1178
01:16:19,313 --> 01:16:22,969
♪ Dickens and Queen Latifah
1179
01:16:23,013 --> 01:16:27,191
♪ Dinger winning
1180
01:16:27,234 --> 01:16:31,238
♪ We thought was history
1181
01:16:31,282 --> 01:16:36,330
♪ Believing in him
Will lead him to victory
1182
01:16:36,374 --> 01:16:38,768
Whoooo
1183
01:16:38,811 --> 01:16:44,687
♪ I love my family
In Costa Rica
1184
01:16:44,730 --> 01:16:50,649
♪ This is my family
In Costa Rica
1185
01:16:50,693 --> 01:16:54,871
♪ This is my family--
1186
01:16:54,914 --> 01:16:58,352
[applauds]
Wow.
1187
01:16:59,658 --> 01:17:01,268
What a tender moment
for a bunch of losers
1188
01:17:01,312 --> 01:17:03,967
on the verge
of complete annihilation.
1189
01:17:04,010 --> 01:17:06,622
So, Carla,
I heard about
your little date.
1190
01:17:06,665 --> 01:17:09,712
You really that hard up
you have to do a makeover
on the wino?
1191
01:17:09,755 --> 01:17:12,715
I'd leave now,
butt-muncher.
1192
01:17:14,804 --> 01:17:16,806
Youre the only one
leaving, Doolittle.
1193
01:17:16,849 --> 01:17:18,982
And Im sure with
a little bit of luck,
1194
01:17:19,025 --> 01:17:22,159
youll soon have your
very own shopping cart
in downtown Detroit.
1195
01:17:25,162 --> 01:17:27,164
After I destroy
your drunk boyfriend,
1196
01:17:27,207 --> 01:17:31,168
my lawyer will begin
foreclosing on your
little hotel.
1197
01:17:31,211 --> 01:17:33,257
You had your
chance, baby.
1198
01:17:33,300 --> 01:17:35,955
You blew it.
1199
01:17:35,999 --> 01:17:38,958
Wow. Congratulations, Brad.
1200
01:17:39,002 --> 01:17:42,962
That was perhaps the best
dick speech in the history
of all dicks.
1201
01:17:43,006 --> 01:17:45,878
Which is appropriate
cause your flys open.
1202
01:17:45,922 --> 01:17:48,011
[fake laugh]
1203
01:17:48,054 --> 01:17:50,709
[all chuckle]
That's right.
Made you look.
1204
01:17:50,753 --> 01:17:52,232
[giggles]
1205
01:17:52,276 --> 01:17:54,278
You guys
get a good
nights sleep.
1206
01:17:54,321 --> 01:17:59,326
Cause tomorrow,
you and your girlfriend
lose everything.
1207
01:17:59,370 --> 01:18:04,418
Oh, thats right.
You do have that
one chance.
1208
01:18:05,071 --> 01:18:07,726
Yeah. I remember.
1209
01:18:07,770 --> 01:18:10,729
Thats right.
1210
01:18:14,211 --> 01:18:19,738
[plays instrument]
♪ This is my family
In Costa Rica
1211
01:19:05,871 --> 01:19:07,873
[Dinger]
You know, Brad.
1212
01:19:11,268 --> 01:19:13,792
[Dinger]
You should be real
careful with karma.
1213
01:19:13,836 --> 01:19:16,055
It can bite you in the ass.
1214
01:19:16,099 --> 01:19:18,884
Pearls of wisdom
from the wino.
1215
01:19:18,928 --> 01:19:23,149
[Brad]
Well, well. You and your
sorry-ass entourage
have actually shown up
1216
01:19:23,193 --> 01:19:26,022
[Brad]
Lets keep this
simple so even
you can understand
1217
01:19:26,065 --> 01:19:29,199
Three waves,
best two out of three wins.
1218
01:19:29,242 --> 01:19:34,073
Translation? After two
quick rides, you leave
Costa Rica forever.
1219
01:19:34,117 --> 01:19:37,381
Now, can you tell
my beautiful friends
what happens if I win?
1220
01:19:37,424 --> 01:19:41,124
Yeah, yeah, of course.
If there happens to be
an act of God,
1221
01:19:41,167 --> 01:19:46,390
Ms. Dante here will
not have to pay her
mortgage for one year.
1222
01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:48,348
You sober enough to begin?
1223
01:19:48,392 --> 01:19:51,177
Lets do this.
1224
01:19:54,964 --> 01:19:58,532
Thanks for everything,
brah. You okay?
1225
01:20:01,100 --> 01:20:02,536
Yeah.
1226
01:20:02,580 --> 01:20:04,930
You can do this.
1227
01:20:04,974 --> 01:20:07,846
The legend returns.
1228
01:20:10,153 --> 01:20:11,850
Come on, fatso.
1229
01:20:11,894 --> 01:20:14,113
After you, Brad.
1230
01:20:17,856 --> 01:20:22,426
[group]
Come on, Dinger!
Okay, Dinger, come on.
You can do it!
1231
01:20:43,186 --> 01:20:46,885
Ah-ha-ha.
You better
pray, Doolittle.
1232
01:20:55,154 --> 01:20:56,982
[Kyle]
Whats he doing out there?
1233
01:20:57,026 --> 01:20:58,592
[Tasty]
Just wait. Its cool, man.
1234
01:20:59,506 --> 01:21:00,377
[Carla]
What's he doing?
1235
01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:01,900
[Brad laughs maliciously]
1236
01:21:01,944 --> 01:21:04,337
Great. He's
praying again.
1237
01:21:12,693 --> 01:21:15,653
[Tasty]
[thunder]
Whoa. Wha--
Whats going on?
1238
01:21:16,959 --> 01:21:18,482
[Kyle]
This doesn't look good.
1239
01:21:18,525 --> 01:21:21,050
[thunder and howling wind]
1240
01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:27,621
[Tasty]
Think Gods crying.
1241
01:21:29,972 --> 01:21:32,278
[Brad]
Whoa! Whoa!
1242
01:21:34,324 --> 01:21:35,368
Oh!
1243
01:21:37,457 --> 01:21:39,459
[Tasty]
Di-- did you see
that lightning bolt?
1244
01:21:39,503 --> 01:21:41,374
[gasp]
Oh.
1245
01:21:41,418 --> 01:21:43,333
[Tasty]
He just got struck
by lightning.
1246
01:21:43,376 --> 01:21:44,638
[Dinger]
I'll save you, Brad!
1247
01:21:45,074 --> 01:21:46,379
Help.
1248
01:21:46,423 --> 01:21:47,685
[Dinger]
Grab my board.
1249
01:21:58,130 --> 01:22:01,307
[Brad groans]
Oh, my God.
1250
01:22:01,351 --> 01:22:04,397
Dont worry,
everyone. Hes
not dead.
1251
01:22:04,441 --> 01:22:07,270
Miss Dante? We dont
have to know anything
1252
01:22:07,313 --> 01:22:12,231
about supernatural phenomenas
for the exam, do we?
1253
01:22:12,275 --> 01:22:14,668
[Brad groans]
1254
01:22:14,712 --> 01:22:18,368
Anyone wanna
help him?
1255
01:22:18,411 --> 01:22:20,979
I think he shit
his pants.
1256
01:22:21,023 --> 01:22:23,503
[record scratch
and new cheerful music]
1257
01:22:23,547 --> 01:22:26,115
[group]
Whoo-hoo!
1258
01:22:26,158 --> 01:22:27,333
[Carla]
You did it!
1259
01:22:27,377 --> 01:22:29,335
[Dinger]
We did it, brah!
1260
01:22:29,379 --> 01:22:31,598
[Tasty]
You did it!
1261
01:22:31,642 --> 01:22:34,079
[laughing and cheering]
1262
01:22:34,123 --> 01:22:36,516
[Tasty]
No way.
The Dingers back.
1263
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:38,344
Is that what you
were praying for?
1264
01:22:38,388 --> 01:22:41,130
Yes, and you
were in there,
too, brah.
1265
01:22:41,173 --> 01:22:44,046
I'm gonna
need a surf
coach if I go pro.
1266
01:22:44,089 --> 01:22:46,657
You got it.
1267
01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:50,226
I know I didnt beat him
the way I used to back
in the day,
1268
01:22:50,269 --> 01:22:54,230
but I still won
for the woman I love.
1269
01:22:54,273 --> 01:22:58,495
Thats what they
call unrequited love.
Dickens wrote about that.
1270
01:22:58,538 --> 01:23:01,628
Yeah, that's
when you
love somebody
1271
01:23:01,672 --> 01:23:04,196
but they don't
love you back.
1272
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:08,113
That might not
apply here, boys.
1273
01:23:13,379 --> 01:23:16,295
Sorry about
that. I just wanted
to say goodbye.
1274
01:23:16,339 --> 01:23:20,473
God, Im so
proud of you.
1275
01:23:20,517 --> 01:23:22,606
Well, you always
wanted that kiss.
1276
01:23:31,093 --> 01:23:34,052
Is that all you got, Dinger?
1277
01:23:36,185 --> 01:23:38,404
Not even close!
1278
01:23:57,597 --> 01:24:00,296
Book. Uh, Seven words.
1279
01:24:00,339 --> 01:24:01,732
First word.
1280
01:24:01,775 --> 01:24:04,256
Okay. One syllable.
1281
01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:07,390
Prayer. Prayer.
Uh, uh, chicken.
1282
01:24:07,433 --> 01:24:10,610
Uh, hen, hen.
Okay. Sounds like,
1283
01:24:10,654 --> 01:24:13,439
uh, Zen. Zen.
All right. Uh,
second word, second word.
1284
01:24:13,483 --> 01:24:15,267
Enough! We give up.
1285
01:24:15,311 --> 01:24:16,573
[Inga]
Enough!
1286
01:24:16,616 --> 01:24:18,575
We, we respected
your minds.
1287
01:24:18,618 --> 01:24:23,884
Yes. So now,
ve give to you
our bodies. Ya?
[laughs]
1288
01:24:23,928 --> 01:24:28,237
[Doobie]
Uh, if I
remember correctly,
I think you guys called us
1289
01:24:28,280 --> 01:24:30,152
uh, stupid Americans?
1290
01:24:30,195 --> 01:24:34,721
Youre on
the lame train. Weve
seen this show before.
1291
01:24:36,506 --> 01:24:42,686
You boys like
to go motor boating?
1292
01:24:42,729 --> 01:24:43,817
[Rikki]
Ya.
1293
01:24:43,861 --> 01:24:46,298
[all yell and moan]
1294
01:24:46,342 --> 01:24:49,649
[Inga]
Oh, yeah, we
love you boys.
1295
01:24:49,693 --> 01:24:50,694
Come on.
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