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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,680 This programme contains very strong language from the outset 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:05,200 and throughout. 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,800 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 4 00:00:13,801 --> 00:00:20,159 You said you'd give me more shifts next week, but you cut me back again. 5 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,319 Sorry, Erin. It all slows down this time of year. 6 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,999 Gotta keep staff numbers lean, Erin. (SIGHS) Lean? 7 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,999 Gotta keep staff numbers lean, Erin. (SIGHS) Lean? 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,800 Lean like a sirloin steak. Open us a bottle of champagne, darling. 9 00:00:29,801 --> 00:00:31,999 We're celebrating. We'd just won a very precious... 10 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,239 We're celebrating. We'd just won a very precious... 11 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:36,320 Very expensive... ..historical heirloom at auction. 12 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,600 We got it for 20k. Wow. 13 00:00:38,601 --> 00:00:39,999 But we know - nudge, nudge - it is worth significantly more! 14 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,200 But we know - nudge, nudge - it is worth significantly more! 15 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:45,360 Kimmy here can't contain herself. 16 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,600 She is moist with excitement. 17 00:00:47,601 --> 00:00:47,999 More than moist, Dougie. 18 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,119 More than moist, Dougie. 19 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,040 I'm pleased for you. What is it? 20 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:55,600 (CRASH)So sorry!Oh, shit! Uh, one second, I'll help you. 21 00:00:55,601 --> 00:00:55,999 While you're down there... (BOTH CACKLING) 22 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,920 While you're down there... (BOTH CACKLING) 23 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,320 It's Captain Hardy's pocket watch. Ah. 24 00:01:03,321 --> 00:01:03,999 She won't know who Captain Hardy is. 25 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,039 She won't know who Captain Hardy is. 26 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,480 I do actually, Admiral Nelson's number two. 27 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,240 Oh, well done you. 28 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:11,559 Actually, his flag captain, but you're very close. 29 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:11,999 Talking of very close, while down there... 30 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,839 Talking of very close, while down there... 31 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,640 (BOTH CACKLING) 32 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:19,999 BARRETT STRONG: Money 33 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:20,599 BARRETT STRONG: Money 34 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,999 DR CHRIS: (TANNOY) 'Vincent O'Neil to Room Two, please. 35 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,600 Vincent O'Neil to Room Two.' 36 00:01:25,601 --> 00:01:27,999 Oi, you sound like someone working at the fuckin' checkout at Asda. 37 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,370 Oi, you sound like someone working at the fuckin' checkout at Asda. 38 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,800 Look at that. Oh, for fuck's sake, dude. 39 00:01:34,801 --> 00:01:35,999 (CHUCKLING) It's horrible, dude. 40 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,279 (CHUCKLING) It's horrible, dude. 41 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,559 You're gonna end up losing your fuckin' license if you carry on like that. 42 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,239 Wearing it to a mate's 50th is gonna bring the house down. 43 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:43,999 Has he asked you to wear that, has he? 44 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:44,799 Has he asked you to wear that, has he? 45 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,919 He knew the risks, didn't he? Fuckin' hell, dude. 46 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,600 Don't be shy. Cop a feel. Come on. 47 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,840 Ooh! Ooh, did it hurt? 48 00:01:50,841 --> 00:01:51,999 Imagine carrying that around all day in your chinos. 49 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,279 Imagine carrying that around all day in your chinos. 50 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,319 I wouldn't have to worry about carrying that shit around in me chinos, 51 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,559 cos no one's rooting around in my fuckin' trousers, are they?Shit! 52 00:01:59,560 --> 00:01:59,999 It's really stuck, innit? It's stuck.Hmm. 53 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,400 It's really stuck, innit? It's stuck.Hmm. 54 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:03,490 Here. 55 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,080 Careful! What if someone came in? 56 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:12,240 Fuckin' Pikeys! (OBJECTS CLATTER) 57 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:15,999 Oi! Fuck you doing, you? 58 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,199 Oi! Fuck you doing, you? 59 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,400 You lots think you can put your deck chairs out anywhere. 60 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,240 I pay council tax for this field. 61 00:02:22,241 --> 00:02:23,999 You can pick up the chair and stop being and eejit, will you? 62 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,959 You can pick up the chair and stop being and eejit, will you? 63 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,000 You pick up the fucking chair. 64 00:02:27,001 --> 00:02:30,239 Why don't you go back to whatever fucking pub you left your mammy 65 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,039 blowin' a tramp in, you fuckin'- (GRUNTS) 66 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,680 CARDI: Oh! Fuck! 67 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,240 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 68 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:37,880 Fuckin' hell! Ash! 69 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,999 (COUGHING) Bellend. 70 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,090 (COUGHING) Bellend. 71 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,960 (HE GRUNTS, GROANS) Fuck! 72 00:02:44,961 --> 00:02:47,999 If I catch you around here again, I'll rip the spine out of your back 73 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:48,119 If I catch you around here again, I'll rip the spine out of your back 74 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,840 and shove it down your friend's throat, you hear me? 75 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,920 Go on. Fuck off. Fuck 'em, let's go. 76 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,320 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 77 00:02:54,321 --> 00:02:55,999 Ashley Dennings, there's something fuckin' wrong with you. 78 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:56,799 Ashley Dennings, there's something fuckin' wrong with you. 79 00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:00,000 You have to fight in there like your Auntie Aoife. 80 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,000 THE CURE: Boys Don't Cry 81 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:08,600 Boys don't cry... 82 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:11,800 I'm not very happy about her being here.I know that, 83 00:03:11,801 --> 00:03:11,999 but she's your fuckin' wife. So, it doesn't matter what 84 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,479 but she's your fuckin' wife. So, it doesn't matter what 85 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,159 you've been through, does it? Nought will change that, will it? 86 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,720 That's not true, is it? She's committed bigamy. 87 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:19,999 It's a criminal offense like. Fuck's happened to you? 88 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,119 It's a criminal offense like. Fuck's happened to you? 89 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,920 I got dicked. Was he massive? 90 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:27,080 Our Niall didn't say he was massive. He was, yeah. Quite big. 91 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:27,999 He wasn't fuckin' massive, Cardi. 92 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:28,999 He wasn't fuckin' massive, Cardi. 93 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,559 He was a tiny little scroat, this lad. 94 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,359 He were fucking fast though. Was he quick? 95 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,120 Was he though, Ash? I just said he were fast, didn't I? 96 00:03:35,121 --> 00:03:35,999 What's the point of me being here if I don't do the thing that I'm supposed to do? 97 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,079 What's the point of me being here if I don't do the thing that I'm supposed to do? 98 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,190 I'm the tough one. We all have our things.Hm. 99 00:03:41,191 --> 00:03:43,999 Erin's got brains, Meena does death, JJ... likes podcasts, 100 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,759 Erin's got brains, Meena does death, JJ... likes podcasts, 101 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,760 Vinnie... does... 102 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,800 Depression. ..depression and that stuff. 103 00:03:49,801 --> 00:03:51,999 You're good at stuff too, man. You're not just a fucking lump. 104 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,759 You're good at stuff too, man. You're not just a fucking lump. 105 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,840 You're a very integral member of the gang.I want a fight. 106 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,999 No. It's a bad idea, Ashley. I think I need it. 107 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,279 No. It's a bad idea, Ashley. I think I need it. 108 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,920 I've gone all soft. 109 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:06,080 Nah, nah-nah. Ash, Ash, nah-nah. No. I'm not joking, lads. 110 00:04:06,081 --> 00:04:07,999 He's make me look like a right fool there now.And I won't mind, 111 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,199 He's make me look like a right fool there now.And I won't mind, 112 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,239 but's it's only him and JJ seen the fuckin' thing. 113 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,680 It's not like they blabbing it to all and sundry. 114 00:04:13,681 --> 00:04:15,999 We told you, though, didn't we? You did tell me about it, yeah. 115 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:16,279 We told you, though, didn't we? You did tell me about it, yeah. 116 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,879 To be fair now, our Niall's seen it now and Tommy Sweeney. 117 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,119 And the Mohan sisters, the six of them were watching. 118 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,000 After making a TikTok of it, you know. And one of them gifs. 119 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,520 They've done a gif? 120 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,400 Look. (LAUGHTER) 121 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,800 Move out of way so I can see it. That is hilarious. 122 00:04:29,801 --> 00:04:31,999 Oh, well, I'm glad you're all just gobbling up 123 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:32,399 Oh, well, I'm glad you're all just gobbling up 124 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,200 my disappointment and my embarrassment here, guys. 125 00:04:35,201 --> 00:04:37,319 Maybe I do have something to prove. Oh, Ash. 126 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,999 And that is staying there. Oh, now you see, look.Move already! 127 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,279 And that is staying there. Oh, now you see, look.Move already! 128 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,880 That was your fault, Carol. 129 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:45,400 Ash! 130 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,480 As I was going over 131 00:04:47,481 --> 00:04:47,999 The far famed Kerry mountains... (GRUNTING) 132 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,440 The far famed Kerry mountains... (GRUNTING) 133 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,960 (BOTH ROAR) Alright, lads. 134 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,800 Hey, Niall. I have a favour for you. 135 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,999 Would you fix me up a fight? 136 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,199 Would you fix me up a fight? 137 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:00,040 (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER) 138 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,040 What is so funny about that? 139 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,999 Oh, Ashley, that's a good one. 140 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:04,319 Oh, Ashley, that's a good one. 141 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,640 A fight? Yeah. 142 00:05:05,641 --> 00:05:08,319 After this morning's performance? Just a bit ring rusty is all. 143 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:11,079 Nothing wrong with that. We were working hard in the gym, you know. 144 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:11,999 Yeah, your gym body, looks great, but it does nothin' for you. 145 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,279 Yeah, your gym body, looks great, but it does nothin' for you. 146 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:17,680 I got an idea. Why don't we organise a fight for Ashley ourselves? 147 00:05:17,681 --> 00:05:19,599 How are you gonna do that? Advertising. 148 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:19,999 What you gonna do? Put a postcard up in the soft play area? 149 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,080 What you gonna do? Put a postcard up in the soft play area? 150 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,680 (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER) 151 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:27,490 Very good. 152 00:05:27,491 --> 00:05:31,519 Come on now. Don't be gettin' all upset. We're only takin' the piss. 153 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,000 Whatever. Listen, listen. 154 00:05:33,001 --> 00:05:35,999 I know someone who knows a fellow, who knows a man who knows the craic. 155 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:36,479 I know someone who knows a fellow, who knows a man who knows the craic. 156 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:37,600 Make the call so. 157 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,040 (LINE RINGING) Here we go, Ashley. You're back. 158 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,800 Donal? Yeah. 159 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:43,999 Listen, I was given your number by an acquaintance. 160 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:44,799 Listen, I was given your number by an acquaintance. 161 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,560 I hear you're fixing fights for some of the new lads. 162 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:48,760 A-ha. 163 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,200 My guy? 164 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,960 Ashley Dennings. 165 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,840 But listen, he wants to fight. 166 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,920 Yeah, he wants to work hard and prove himself. OK. 167 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,640 Just you text me all the details then. OK. 168 00:05:59,641 --> 00:05:59,999 OK, good man yourself, Donal. OK. OK, bye, bye. 169 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,200 OK, good man yourself, Donal. OK. OK, bye, bye. 170 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,760 Well? Huh? Sorted. 171 00:06:05,761 --> 00:06:07,999 Yeah, what-what is sorted? What are the details?Tell us. 172 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,079 Yeah, what-what is sorted? What are the details?Tell us. 173 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,520 Someone bailed...Yeah? ..and there's a spot for you. 174 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,400 Now listen. God! 175 00:06:14,401 --> 00:06:15,999 You're fighting Benjy O'Conner. 176 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:16,399 You're fighting Benjy O'Conner. 177 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,600 In a Barn Burners bout. Saturday 28th. 178 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,440 28th of this month? Yeah. 179 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,520 Ooh, an O'Conner. O'Conner? 180 00:06:22,521 --> 00:06:23,999 Ashley Dennings is back, baby. 181 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,799 Ashley Dennings is back, baby. 182 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,720 Hang on, hang on. Barn Burners? Barn Burners, baby! 183 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,399 What's Barn Burners? (WHOOSHING) 184 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,120 I don't know. What is it? 185 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:35,560 JIM: Wait till you see this bit. (ALL GROAN) 186 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,880 His elbow's backwards! Like I said, classic. 187 00:06:38,881 --> 00:06:39,999 Niall set me up. 188 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,480 Niall set me up. 189 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,600 Sounds like you asked him for a fight and he got you a fight. 190 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,680 No, no, no. It was boxing I asked for, not whatever that is. 191 00:06:47,681 --> 00:06:47,999 The fuckin' purest sport there is, this. 192 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,280 The fuckin' purest sport there is, this. 193 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:54,240 Fuckin' strikin', wrestlin', grapplin'... 194 00:06:54,241 --> 00:06:55,999 You can even stick your finger up someone's anus 195 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,039 You can even stick your finger up someone's anus 196 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,680 if the opportunity arises. 197 00:06:58,681 --> 00:07:01,079 (BOTH GROANING) Anything goes in Barn Burners. 198 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,280 Ey, this is fuckin' brutal. 199 00:07:03,281 --> 00:07:03,999 I'm not able to do a single thing they're doing on there. 200 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,319 I'm not able to do a single thing they're doing on there. 201 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,360 You only need a bit of fuckin' coachin'. 202 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:11,760 Coaching? Who's gonna coach me how to do all that? 203 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,360 TA-DA! 204 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,600 Fuckin' you! As if, like! (LAUGHS) 205 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:19,000 Hey! Merchant Navy days. 206 00:07:19,001 --> 00:07:19,999 Six months laid off between boats. Got into fightin'. 207 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Six months laid off between boats. Got into fightin'. 208 00:07:23,001 --> 00:07:24,359 Had to earn me keep somehow. 209 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,160 I fuckin' fought 'em all, I did. Did you win? 210 00:07:27,161 --> 00:07:27,999 Let's just say, I earned enough to keep me in ladyboy shows. 211 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,320 Let's just say, I earned enough to keep me in ladyboy shows. 212 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:33,840 What?! 213 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,999 (JAZZ MUSIC) 214 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,240 (JAZZ MUSIC) 215 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,160 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 216 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,520 I'm not expecting anyone, Donna? 217 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,120 Neither am I. 218 00:07:46,231 --> 00:07:50,759 It'll be something that you've ordered online 219 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:51,999 after one too many cherry brandies. 220 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,810 after one too many cherry brandies. 221 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,720 Like that weighted blanket. 222 00:07:55,721 --> 00:07:59,999 Or that tiny jug you thought was a much bigger jug. 223 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,799 Or that tiny jug you thought was a much bigger jug. 224 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,400 (PHONE THUDS ON TABLE) 225 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,999 (OMINOUS STING) 226 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,050 (OMINOUS STING) 227 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,120 What the fuck do you want, Joey? 228 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,760 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 229 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:19,680 (DOOR CLOSES) 230 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:22,320 Manolito would be turning in his grave 231 00:08:22,321 --> 00:08:23,999 if he saw how fucking filthy this place is. 232 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,079 if he saw how fucking filthy this place is. 233 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:28,000 What do you want, Joey? I've come to make you an offer. 234 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,640 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 235 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 You get to live... 236 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:38,760 You'll eventually earn more money than you've ever dreamed of earning. 237 00:08:38,761 --> 00:08:39,999 But you do have to pay us back for that statue. 238 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,319 But you do have to pay us back for that statue. 239 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,640 I mean, that's a line you just don't cross. 240 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,999 And you have to get rid of Vincent O'Neil. 241 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,239 And you have to get rid of Vincent O'Neil. 242 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,840 It's passing me by 243 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,080 Been in and out 244 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,720 In front of my judgmental eyes 245 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,480 Precious disguise... 246 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,200 How flexible is "get rid of"? 247 00:09:03,201 --> 00:09:03,999 It's about as flexible as my cock after six Viagra. 248 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,880 It's about as flexible as my cock after six Viagra. 249 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,800 I am flesh 250 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,490 Bones 251 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,640 I am skin 252 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,600 Soul... 253 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,320 I know you're a worthless piece of shit, Davey. 254 00:09:18,321 --> 00:09:19,999 With your stupid haircut, and your stupid moustache, 255 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,519 With your stupid haircut, and your stupid moustache, 256 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:25,880 and your weird, fucking camp way of speaking, it's just... 257 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,240 Charming. 258 00:09:27,241 --> 00:09:27,999 Unless you want to join your brother 259 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,039 Unless you want to join your brother 260 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:33,280 strewn across a fucking field in five fucking pieces...Six. 261 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,999 ..you'll do what's asked of you. 262 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,199 ..you'll do what's asked of you. 263 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,400 I am human... 264 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,040 (CHUCKLES MENACINGLY) 265 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,840 Nothing more than human... 266 00:09:42,841 --> 00:09:43,999 Do we understand each other? 267 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,440 Do we understand each other? 268 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,720 (MUSIC DISTORTS) 269 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,400 Yes. 270 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,999 Good. I am human... 271 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,050 Good. I am human... 272 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,720 So, the sooner O'Neil's dead, the better. 273 00:09:58,711 --> 00:09:59,999 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 274 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,800 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 275 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,240 Here he is. 276 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,040 Boss champ. 277 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,400 Yeah. 278 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,999 (WHOOSHING) 279 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:08,199 (WHOOSHING) 280 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,280 Yeah. Good, isn't it?Yeah. 281 00:10:10,281 --> 00:10:11,519 What's all this shite then? 282 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,359 Where's all the real training gear? Functional training. 283 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,999 I'm gonna turn you into a fuckin' killin' machine. 284 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,999 I'm gonna turn you into a fuckin' killin' machine. 285 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,360 (CHUCKLES) Alright. What the fuck's that for? 286 00:10:20,361 --> 00:10:22,759 Social media. It don't matter how well he boxes, 287 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:23,999 it's about his online presence, you know. 288 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,599 it's about his online presence, you know. 289 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,439 Is nothing sacred?Make sure you stay on that side, Cardi, 290 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,240 get that fuckin' sharp jaw line, Cardi, yeah? 291 00:10:30,241 --> 00:10:31,999 I want it all uploaded as we go, right?Don't worry. Yeah, yeah. 292 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,159 I want it all uploaded as we go, right?Don't worry. Yeah, yeah. 293 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,720 Now, lets start off light. See where we fuckin' land up. 294 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,999 Oh! Fuck! Jesus Christ! 295 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,240 Oh! Fuck! Jesus Christ! 296 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,120 Ooh!Fuck's sake, Jim. What happened to taking it light? 297 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,400 That's about as fuckin' light as it gets. 298 00:10:46,401 --> 00:10:47,999 Benjy O'Conner is gonna wanna fuckin' hurt you, 299 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,599 Benjy O'Conner is gonna wanna fuckin' hurt you, 300 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:54,120 squeeze your ball bag until it fuckin bursts! 301 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:55,999 Right, no time for baby steps. 302 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:56,999 Right, no time for baby steps. 303 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:01,360 I wanna a one, two, slip, cross, roll, hook, cross. 304 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,240 Right. Easy. 305 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,040 Go on. 306 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,200 Fuckin' wrong! 307 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,520 Jim, do you really need to keep hitting him? 308 00:11:11,521 --> 00:11:11,999 It's a pleasure/pain principle. 309 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,599 It's a pleasure/pain principle. 310 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,240 I get pleasure while I'm givin' him pain. 311 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,840 Alright, that's- Fuckin'... 312 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,480 (PHONE NOTIFICATION DING) 313 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,720 Right, what do you think? 314 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:25,640 Ah, no, love. You don't suit green. You can't wear that. 315 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,999 It clashes with your complexion. I always used to say to her 316 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:28,559 It clashes with your complexion. I always used to say to her 317 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:32,040 when she was a little girl, "Never wear green or red..." 318 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,000 Actually purple, and stay away from orange. 319 00:11:35,001 --> 00:11:35,999 I don't even want to go out tonight. Sugar, we have not been out 320 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,319 I don't even want to go out tonight. Sugar, we have not been out 321 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,840 in a very long time, OK? So just... 322 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:42,600 Go and put your blue dress on, please.Yeah, go on. 323 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,960 Aw! Well now you're just being a baby. 324 00:11:48,961 --> 00:11:51,319 She was like this when she was little, you know. 325 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:51,999 Tantrums all the time. Do you know what? 326 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,559 Tantrums all the time. Do you know what? 327 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,999 Once, I asked her to put her little hand up the U-bend 328 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,280 to de-clog the toilet, she went ballistic. 329 00:11:58,281 --> 00:11:59,999 I said, "If this is gonna be your attitude in life, 330 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,759 I said, "If this is gonna be your attitude in life, 331 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:04,600 no one is gonna like you, let alone love you." 332 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,640 Well I love you. (CHUCKLES) 333 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:07,760 (PHONE DINGS) 334 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:07,999 Right, come on, taxi's here. 335 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 Right, come on, taxi's here. 336 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,280 Fine. Go on. 337 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,880 (FRUSTRATED SIGH) 338 00:12:14,271 --> 00:12:15,999 Put a coat on. 339 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:16,999 Put a coat on. 340 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,840 AC/DC: Back In Black 341 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,520 (GASPS) Shugs. 342 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:23,200 (LAUGHS) Oh, my God! (ERIN EXCLAIMS) 343 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:23,999 You knew! 344 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,050 You knew! 345 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,880 ASH: Here come in for a photo there. Everyone say, "Erin." 346 00:12:39,881 --> 00:12:39,999 ALL: Erin! 347 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,440 ALL: Erin! 348 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,280 How's the job going? Hm. Good. 349 00:12:44,281 --> 00:12:47,239 It's in one of those swanky bars, so the tips are really good. 350 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:47,999 Hm.But the owners, fucking hell, they're just bellends. 351 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,079 Hm.But the owners, fucking hell, they're just bellends. 352 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,279 Bellends of Belhundrus. He's like an old-school perv 353 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,679 and she just, well, looks down her nose at everyone. 354 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:55,999 They sound awful. Hm. 355 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:56,799 They sound awful. Hm. 356 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,239 Posh bosses like that. What's happened to your face? 357 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,199 Was in a scrap, Erin. Don't worry about it. Basically, I have a big fight 358 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,999 coming up, so been doing a lot of training for it with Jim over there. 359 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,199 coming up, so been doing a lot of training for it with Jim over there. 360 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:08,639 Why would you do that? You don't like fighting. The last time, you got drugged, 361 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,799 and he has to take your place. And I was sick. We all remember how that ended up. 362 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:11,999 Hm. Just because I'm fucking handsome 363 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,439 Hm. Just because I'm fucking handsome 364 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,439 doesn't mean that I'm not the tough one anymore. 365 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,159 Like, I'm not to be messed with, Erin.OK. 366 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,000 Look, he was the laughin' stock of everyone. 367 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,360 Look at the fuckin' state of that. (LAUGHTER) 368 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,240 Oh, let's all enjoy that again(!) Some things never change, do they? 369 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,999 Fuck's sake. I missed you all. 370 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:28,399 Fuck's sake. I missed you all. 371 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,600 Well, come back. 372 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:33,160 I can't. Tyler loves it there and... started a new life. 373 00:13:33,161 --> 00:13:35,999 Oh, but, I have got something that you might be interested in. 374 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,159 Oh, but, I have got something that you might be interested in. 375 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:40,680 Oh, yeah? Look at that fucking crafty face. Come on then, spill it. 376 00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:43,239 Right, OK. You know the owners I was talking about?Hmm. 377 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:43,999 They're called Kim and Dougie Radcliffe. 378 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,319 They're called Kim and Dougie Radcliffe. 379 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,439 They were in the bar the other day, celebrating. 380 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:50,959 They offered me a glass of champagne to toast the heirloom that they got. 381 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:51,999 Captain Hardy's pocket watch. 382 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:52,839 Captain Hardy's pocket watch. 383 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,239 KIM: Cheers. (GLASSES CLINK) 384 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,920 Who's Captain Hardy? 385 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,040 He's the fat one from Laurel 'n Hardy. 386 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,520 (ALL GROAN) 387 00:13:59,521 --> 00:13:59,999 He's fuckin' Nelson's sailing mate. 388 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,759 He's fuckin' Nelson's sailing mate. 389 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,020 Correct. (CLICKS TONGUE) 390 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,680 "Kiss me, Hardy" and all that bollocks.You what? 391 00:14:05,681 --> 00:14:07,999 Fuckin' Nelson's last words to Hardy: "Kiss me, Hardy." 392 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,519 Fuckin' Nelson's last words to Hardy: "Kiss me, Hardy." 393 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,510 Right. So they were gay, so, these lads? 394 00:14:11,511 --> 00:14:14,399 Well, they weren't land gay. It's just a bit of sea gayness. 395 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,999 Fuckin' sea gayness isn't a thing, you cunt.It fuckin' is! 396 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,639 Fuckin' sea gayness isn't a thing, you cunt.It fuckin' is! 397 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,960 Ey! You can go insane couped up on those choppy waves.Hm. 398 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,999 Stand above them.It's completely different to land gayness. 399 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,319 Stand above them.It's completely different to land gayness. 400 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,599 We got a tip-off that a watch coming up for auction was indeed the watch 401 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,200 belonging to Hardy, only... 402 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,879 ..it's been sold as a standard antique. 403 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:31,999 Ahhh. I'm an nautical expert. 404 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,600 Ahhh. I'm an nautical expert. 405 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,800 It's got a unique signature scratched on the back. 406 00:14:37,801 --> 00:14:39,999 So, it's Nelson Mandela's gay friend's watch? 407 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,439 So, it's Nelson Mandela's gay friend's watch? 408 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,199 Fuckin' Admiral Nelson! You know! 409 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,200 And has a big column, too, in London. 410 00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:47,999 Fuckin' huge thing and that fuckin' twat stuck at the top of it. 411 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,159 Fuckin' huge thing and that fuckin' twat stuck at the top of it. 412 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:52,320 This big, important man, his last words were a gay request. 413 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,560 (BELL DINGING) (SAILORS SHOUTING) 414 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:55,999 (CANONS BOOMING) 415 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,200 (CANONS BOOMING) 416 00:14:59,711 --> 00:15:03,999 Please, nurse, just one moment alone with the Admiral. 417 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,770 Please, nurse, just one moment alone with the Admiral. 418 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,800 I am under strict instructions to not leave him. 419 00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:11,999 (WATCH TICKING) 420 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,050 (WATCH TICKING) 421 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,320 For you, my pocket watch... 422 00:15:16,321 --> 00:15:18,199 for one minute alone with the Admiral. 423 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,800 (GENTLE MUSIC) 424 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,680 One minute. No more. 425 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,520 (SAILORS' SHOUTING CONTINUES) 426 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,560 And so cometh the end... 427 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,720 Talk fucking normal. 428 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,840 (SHIP CREAKING) I shall miss you, Sir. 429 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,000 Miss you with all my heart. 430 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,560 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC) 431 00:15:42,561 --> 00:15:43,999 Kiss me, Hardy. 432 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,050 Kiss me, Hardy. 433 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,999 Love lift us up where we belong... 434 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,570 Love lift us up where we belong... 435 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,360 Sea gayness. 436 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,920 I need to book that cruise I've been meaning to go on.(LAUGHTER) 437 00:15:58,921 --> 00:15:59,999 Well, the Ratcliffes said it's worth £200,000. 438 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,039 Well, the Ratcliffes said it's worth £200,000. 439 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,320 Fucking 'ell. 440 00:16:03,321 --> 00:16:06,199 Lord fire.Yeah, well that's what they've insured for anyway. 441 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,960 Well, where do they live? 442 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,560 I didn't tell you, so you could nick it. 443 00:16:10,561 --> 00:16:12,399 (TALKING OVER EACH OTHER) Oh, piss off. 444 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,720 (LAUGHTER) 445 00:16:13,721 --> 00:16:15,999 So if that picture of you with your kit off has got 80 likes, 446 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,559 So if that picture of you with your kit off has got 80 likes, 447 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,160 but that video of Jim punching you in the face 448 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,800 has got over 22,000. 449 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,720 That can't be right. 450 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,200 Yeah, it says, "Who's the old man coaching?" 451 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,999 "Whiplash, but with boxing." 452 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:32,359 "Whiplash, but with boxing." 453 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:36,640 "More videos of the psychotic old gnome knobhead, please." 454 00:16:36,641 --> 00:16:39,879 Psychotic is right. He is psychotic! He had me training earlier on, 455 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:39,999 carrying bales of hay from the farmhouse up to the tractor, 456 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,559 carrying bales of hay from the farmhouse up to the tractor, 457 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,960 back and forth, back and forth, it took seven hours.As training? 458 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,480 As training, yeah. 459 00:16:47,481 --> 00:16:47,999 He was really pedantic about it as well. 460 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,120 He was really pedantic about it as well. 461 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,800 "Make sure you keep them in a straight line," 462 00:16:52,801 --> 00:16:55,199 and doing all that. Yeah.He was really anal about it. 463 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:55,999 Yeah. Did he just drive off with them in the end? 464 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,159 Yeah. Did he just drive off with them in the end? 465 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,680 Just drove off with them at the end, yeah.Hm. 466 00:17:00,071 --> 00:17:03,999 Ah!Yeah.He had me working for free, the fucker!Yeah. 467 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,439 Ah!Yeah.He had me working for free, the fucker!Yeah. 468 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,760 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. For seven hours. 469 00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:09,999 Seven hours, yeah. Invoice him for that, you know. 470 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,999 Here, delete that last one. No, it looks good man. 471 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,239 Here, delete that last one. No, it looks good man. 472 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,679 Cardi, delete the photo. I don't like my jawline in it. 473 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,200 No. I don't like... 474 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,640 Ah! You hit me in the cock, man! 475 00:17:18,641 --> 00:17:19,999 Cardi, delete the photo!No. 476 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:20,439 Cardi, delete the photo!No. 477 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,599 It's fucking important that people see it. I don't like my jawline in it. 478 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,000 No, it's... No. It's good. We've gotta keep it up. 479 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,999 It's... Argh! Care... 480 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,050 It's... Argh! Care... 481 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,880 I am gonna MMA you back- Is your... Is your bike OK? 482 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,480 Flat tyre. 483 00:17:34,481 --> 00:17:35,999 Oh, well, I can fix it for you if you want? 484 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,799 Oh, well, I can fix it for you if you want? 485 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,080 What, do you know how to? 486 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,080 Yeah, yeah, you just need the thing. 487 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:43,000 You know, the thing that goes into the thing...The what? 488 00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:43,999 The, erm... The inner whatsit that goes inside that slides in to the... 489 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,440 The, erm... The inner whatsit that goes inside that slides in to the... 490 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,800 the, you know... The inner tube.The inner tube. 491 00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:51,999 Oh, right. Yeah, well, I don't... I don't have one of them. 492 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,639 Oh, right. Yeah, well, I don't... I don't have one of them. 493 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,040 I've got a fixing kit though, at home, but my... 494 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,479 my dad usually does it for me. Oh. 495 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,959 I should learn how to do it, really. Bet there's loads 496 00:17:59,960 --> 00:17:59,999 of clips on YouTube. Yeah, or-or I can teach you. 497 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,880 of clips on YouTube. Yeah, or-or I can teach you. 498 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,520 Well, that'd be good. 499 00:18:04,521 --> 00:18:07,999 Maybe we could go for a drink after. Yes. I'd like that, yeah. 500 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,879 Maybe we could go for a drink after. Yes. I'd like that, yeah. 501 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,400 I'll give you my number. Oh, yeah, do. 502 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,960 Come here. Old school. 503 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:15,999 It's Gilly with a G. 504 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,720 It's Gilly with a G. 505 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,080 Gilly with a G. Aw! 506 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,720 Alright then. Cardi with a... with a... 507 00:18:22,721 --> 00:18:23,999 ..C.C. Well, nice to meet you. 508 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,559 ..C.C. Well, nice to meet you. 509 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,400 (SQUEALS)Nice to meet you too. Take care of yourself now. 510 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,120 See you.Bye now. Bye.Yeah. 511 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,880 See you. 512 00:18:33,881 --> 00:18:36,599 Yeah, and that's just a great way to meet girls at the park. 513 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,199 What are you doing? What are you doing? 514 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,039 You're married to my sister, fucking idiot! 515 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,599 She's fucking married to Keith. 516 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,239 I wasn't doing anything. I just said I could fix your puncture. 517 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,719 Fix your puncture, all that we know. Yeah, the inner tube. 518 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,999 Don't do it again.Don't tell Carol, man. She'll castrate me. 519 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,399 Don't do it again.Don't tell Carol, man. She'll castrate me. 520 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,719 Oh, I'm not gonna tell Carol. I'm not gonna walk head first into that viper's nest. 521 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,799 Show me the phone. (MIMICS) "What you been doing?" 522 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,999 (NORMAL) She'll say. Exactly! 523 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,159 (NORMAL) She'll say. Exactly! 524 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,079 (MIMICS CAROL) What you been doing with Cardi? 525 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,959 (LAUGHS) Yeah. Show me the video.Alright. 526 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,400 Feel the fucking burn. 527 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,999 (GROANING IN VIDEO) 528 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:04,199 (GROANING IN VIDEO) 529 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,160 We're coming for you Benji O'Connor! (ROARS) 530 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,200 Attractive, isn't he? 531 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,999 I'll take your word for it. 532 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,079 I'll take your word for it. 533 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,600 Trust me. You said you wanted to tap the gay market 534 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,840 and that guy's your man. 535 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,840 Where there's cock, there's brass. 536 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,480 Beautifully put, Dusty. 537 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,120 Find him! 538 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,280 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING OVER VIDEO) OK. 539 00:19:26,281 --> 00:19:27,999 (PHONE RINGING) 540 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,050 (PHONE RINGING) 541 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,880 Oh, bollocks. Erm... 542 00:19:34,791 --> 00:19:35,999 Davey? 543 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,080 Davey? 544 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,720 Vincent. 545 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,480 You wanted a little tete-a-tete? 546 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:43,999 Listen, I need to talk to you about McCann. 547 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,119 Listen, I need to talk to you about McCann. 548 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,040 He's been in touch. 549 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:50,400 JIM: Kill the fucking sheep! It stinks. Oh, sorry. 550 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,920 I need you to come in hard. 551 00:19:51,921 --> 00:19:51,999 That swing, it needs to come around from the shoulder. Poof, poof. 552 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,800 That swing, it needs to come around from the shoulder. Poof, poof. 553 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,320 Right, full swing. OK. Anymore notes? 554 00:19:58,321 --> 00:19:59,999 Yeah. If you get too close to the other bloke's head, 555 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,319 Yeah. If you get too close to the other bloke's head, 556 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,920 stick your tongue in his earhole, it's very discombobulating. 557 00:20:04,921 --> 00:20:07,399 Keep your voice down there. If someone's listening to this, 558 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:07,999 they'll be freaked out. (CHUCKLES) Who's listening? 559 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,799 they'll be freaked out. (CHUCKLES) Who's listening? 560 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,720 Some fucking old codger at the bar? 561 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,000 I am. 562 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:15,999 Who the fuck are you? 563 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,240 Who the fuck are you? 564 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,920 Let me introduce myself. 565 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,200 Dusty Glazer. 566 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,480 I manage the best fighters. 567 00:20:22,481 --> 00:20:23,999 I spotted your content online and thought I'd check you out. 568 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,479 I spotted your content online and thought I'd check you out. 569 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,320 Very impressive. Oh, so y-y-y-you like 570 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,680 what you see, do you? Who are you, his pimp? 571 00:20:30,681 --> 00:20:31,999 Well, yeah, if by pimp you mean his absolute best friend! 572 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,799 Well, yeah, if by pimp you mean his absolute best friend! 573 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,280 And I'm his fucking coach. 574 00:20:37,281 --> 00:20:39,999 (LAUGHS) The lunatic from the videos.Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 575 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:40,719 (LAUGHS) The lunatic from the videos.Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 576 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,680 Oi, I've turned him 577 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:46,000 into someone who's got a chance of winning this fucking scrap. 578 00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:47,999 Well, I can turn him into a star. An online sensation. 579 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,280 Well, I can turn him into a star. An online sensation. 580 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:55,960 He's not fucking interested. Are you? 581 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:01,080 Look, this guy was a useful gimmick, but gimmicks don't last. 582 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,960 I've taken fighters to the top. 583 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:03,999 And they're pulling in thousands in promotion and sponsorship deals. 584 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,999 And they're pulling in thousands in promotion and sponsorship deals. 585 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,480 The money's not in the fight purse. 586 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,720 It's in social media. 587 00:21:11,721 --> 00:21:11,999 And do you think this old git knows anything about that?Oi! 588 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,720 And do you think this old git knows anything about that?Oi! 589 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,920 I fucking know about social media. 590 00:21:18,921 --> 00:21:19,999 Xhamster, fucking bukkake. 591 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,680 Xhamster, fucking bukkake. 592 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,240 Do you really want this man representing you? 593 00:21:25,241 --> 00:21:26,999 There's loads of fighters out there, 594 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:27,999 but you're the one who's got my attention. 595 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,239 but you're the one who's got my attention. 596 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,720 This is a crossroads, Ashley Dennings. 597 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,320 That moment in life when Lennon met McCartney, 598 00:21:35,321 --> 00:21:35,999 when Morrissey met Marr, when Harry met Sally... 599 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,000 when Morrissey met Marr, when Harry met Sally... 600 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:43,000 Wow.Grab it with both hands and your life will change. 601 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:43,999 STEVIE NICKS: Edge of Seventeen 602 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,620 STEVIE NICKS: Edge of Seventeen 603 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,440 Sorry, Jim. 604 00:21:50,441 --> 00:21:51,999 Just like the white-winged dove Correct decision. 605 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:52,919 Just like the white-winged dove Correct decision. 606 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,719 Sings a song, sounds like she's singing... 607 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,760 Oh, well, that's just fucking wonderful isn't it, eh? 608 00:21:57,761 --> 00:21:59,999 That's a fucking Judas move, and it won't be forgotten. 609 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,959 That's a fucking Judas move, and it won't be forgotten. 610 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:06,600 I hope fucking Benji O'Connor snaps your fucking kneecap off! 611 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,560 You alright? You a bit annoyed? 612 00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:15,999 Oh, you... Fucking hell, dude. Vincent. 613 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,240 Oh, you... Fucking hell, dude. Vincent. 614 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,440 The fuck have you come as? You look like a flasher. 615 00:22:23,441 --> 00:22:23,999 I'm risking my very life having this chat with you.I'm sorry. 616 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,010 I'm risking my very life having this chat with you.I'm sorry. 617 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,280 So, Terence McCann. 618 00:22:30,281 --> 00:22:31,999 I think he knows that I've had hold of that statue. 619 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,560 I think he knows that I've had hold of that statue. 620 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,520 That's not the best news, Vincent? 621 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,999 It's terrible news, man. What's he gonna do? 622 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,439 It's terrible news, man. What's he gonna do? 623 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,080 I don't know. 624 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,800 (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 625 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,400 Oi! 626 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,999 Fuck! No, you dick head. Chocolate bar? 627 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:56,479 Fuck! No, you dick head. Chocolate bar? 628 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,560 Can fucking see that, but who offers chocolate like that? 629 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,640 I thought it was a gun. Shhh! 630 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,640 You've a vivid imagination, Vincent. 631 00:23:03,641 --> 00:23:03,999 Yeah, well, listen. You're not above fucking hurting me, 632 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,759 Yeah, well, listen. You're not above fucking hurting me, 633 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,080 or shooting me in the fucking head, in a park. 634 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,960 You're paranoid, sweetheart. 635 00:23:10,961 --> 00:23:11,999 Besides, I'm more of a "poison in a bottle of pop" kind of man. 636 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,010 Besides, I'm more of a "poison in a bottle of pop" kind of man. 637 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,880 I can't stand the mess. 638 00:23:18,911 --> 00:23:19,999 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 639 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,560 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 640 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,120 RAM JAM: Black Betty 641 00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:35,479 OK, Ashley, if you just wanna come in and stand here, 642 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:35,999 just to get some pictures. For the poster, is it? 643 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,239 just to get some pictures. For the poster, is it? 644 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,120 Poster. Yeah, it's for the poster. 645 00:23:40,121 --> 00:23:41,839 (CAMERA CLICKS) That's really nice. 646 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,999 You can take the gloves off now. Just look in my eyes. 647 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,600 Look in your eyes? Yeah. 648 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,560 OK, now, if you just unzip. All off. 649 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,480 Yeah.(CAMERA CLICKS) Flex your pecs. 650 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,400 Pop hip. Pop, pop. OK, now turn round. 651 00:23:51,401 --> 00:23:51,999 So I can see you. Yeah. That's beautiful.(CLICKING) 652 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,560 So I can see you. Yeah. That's beautiful.(CLICKING) 653 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,400 Yeah! Yeah, work it. Work it. (PHONE CAMERA CLICKING) 654 00:23:58,401 --> 00:23:59,999 Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam 655 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,240 Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam 656 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,560 Black Betty had a child 657 00:24:03,561 --> 00:24:04,639 Bam-ba-lam 658 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,120 The damn thing gone wild... 659 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,999 Right. Round the back. Round the back. 660 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,199 Right. Round the back. Round the back. 661 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,920 The damn thing gone blind... (GLASS SHATTERS) 662 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,200 Where's Ash? 663 00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:14,679 CARDI: He said he needed to get in the zone for his fight. 664 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:15,999 We need to hurry up, though, cos I told him we'd be there before it starts. 665 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,639 We need to hurry up, though, cos I told him we'd be there before it starts. 666 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,239 I said we'll be there, and we'll fucking be there. We have to be. 667 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,519 Listen, were looking for a pocket watch. Spread the fuck out. Is that it? 668 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:23,999 Is that a pocket watch? It's a massive clock! 669 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,999 Is that a pocket watch? It's a massive clock! 670 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,360 Yeah.Twit. Woah, will you look at that! 671 00:24:28,361 --> 00:24:30,479 What did I say we were looking for? Was it a tuna? 672 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,999 Pocket watch!Go and find the bloody pocket watch. Spread out! 673 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,879 Pocket watch!Go and find the bloody pocket watch. Spread out! 674 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,439 Vin, I feel bad about not being there for Ashley, man. 675 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,880 No, look now, that's enough now. That's enough! 676 00:24:38,881 --> 00:24:39,999 I fucking said we'll be there, and we'll be there. 677 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:40,999 I fucking said we'll be there, and we'll be there. 678 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,559 It's less than an hour's drive away. Go and find that watch. 679 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,479 I know, but I should be warming up his body. 680 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,519 Find the watch. 681 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,999 Feeding him boiled chicken and boiled... eggs. 682 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,230 Feeding him boiled chicken and boiled... eggs. 683 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,400 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 684 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,280 Dennings. Dennings. Dennings. 685 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,000 The crowd are gonna love you. Yeah. 686 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,880 Cheer up. It's your big night. 687 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,840 I dunno, just like, you know... 688 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:11,999 ..my mates, they said they'd turn up. 689 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,399 ..my mates, they said they'd turn up. 690 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,720 Wish me luck, that sort of thing, you know? 691 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,999 The fight game is a lonely business, Ashley. 692 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:20,599 The fight game is a lonely business, Ashley. 693 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,360 You can only ever really count on yourself. Hm? 694 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,480 Yeah. And when you win tonight, 695 00:25:27,481 --> 00:25:27,999 you and me are going on a journey together. 696 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,240 you and me are going on a journey together. 697 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,080 (CHUCKLES) 698 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,520 If I win, that is. 699 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,999 Hey, my fighters don't lose. Hm? 700 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,560 Hey, my fighters don't lose. Hm? 701 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,360 (OMINOUS STING) Little helping hand. 702 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,999 Steroids? Nah, that's old school. 703 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,239 Steroids? Nah, that's old school. 704 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,120 This is amphetamine mixed with EPO. 705 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,720 Expensive stuff. 706 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,840 Don't look at it as cheating, 707 00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:51,999 see it as enhancing your chance of winning. 708 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,520 see it as enhancing your chance of winning. 709 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,360 Come on. We're going on a journey. Yeah. Yeah. 710 00:25:59,361 --> 00:25:59,999 Come on. 711 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,160 Come on. 712 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,040 Dennings. Dennings. 713 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,680 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 714 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,560 I bet you lot didn't even know that Atlantic blue fin tuna, right, 715 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,120 can weigh more than a fucking horse. 716 00:26:15,121 --> 00:26:15,999 Oh, and they can travel for up to 40 miles per hour? 717 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,760 Oh, and they can travel for up to 40 miles per hour? 718 00:26:18,761 --> 00:26:22,039 Not if they're in a fucking sandwich they can't. Look for the watch. 719 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,880 Where the fuck would they hide it? 720 00:26:23,881 --> 00:26:23,999 Oh. And they don't have sex. 721 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,760 Oh. And they don't have sex. 722 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,920 Who, the Ratcliffes? No! 723 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,920 Tuna. Oh, my good God. 724 00:26:30,921 --> 00:26:31,999 How about this? If you keep talking fish-based facts, 725 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,879 How about this? If you keep talking fish-based facts, 726 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,159 I am gonna put a fucking tuna in your bum-I found it! 727 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,920 I found it! Hooray!Come on! 728 00:26:39,921 --> 00:26:39,999 Yes!That's theft! That is theft! 729 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,760 Yes!That's theft! That is theft! 730 00:26:42,761 --> 00:26:44,879 DOUGIE: Hello! Who's in there? Fuck my arse.Shit. 731 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,999 Oh, my God. He's meant to be away! They're fucking here, aren't they? Get upstairs, you! 732 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:48,439 Oh, my God. He's meant to be away! They're fucking here, aren't they? Get upstairs, you! 733 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,760 What, now? Go and hide. Just you! Just. Jus... 734 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,600 What are you doing? We need to just look hard. 735 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,999 But with reason. But with a bit of reason. 736 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,519 But with reason. But with a bit of reason. 737 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,519 Alright, mate.Who the fuck are you? What the fuck do you want? 738 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,720 (WHISPERS) Fuck. Now, listen. 739 00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:03,999 I think you just put that little wrencharoo down, 740 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:04,839 I think you just put that little wrencharoo down, 741 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,000 let's have a chat about this- (EXCLAIMS) 742 00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:09,079 Hey, hey, hey. Alright, alright, alright. 743 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,240 Just, just, just, just chill it out, man. 744 00:27:11,241 --> 00:27:11,999 You fucking tattooed twat. What you doing in my home? 745 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,039 You fucking tattooed twat. What you doing in my home? 746 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,999 You seem to be quite a nice man, you've got a middle class thing, 747 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,160 a bit Richard Hammond. 748 00:27:18,161 --> 00:27:19,999 You know fuck all about me, or what I'm capable of. 749 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,159 You know fuck all about me, or what I'm capable of. 750 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,160 Two moves, and you're on the fucking floor. 751 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,560 Alright, I mean let's not do any ninja stuff now. 752 00:27:27,561 --> 00:27:27,999 Oh, fucking hell. Are you alright? 753 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,480 Oh, fucking hell. Are you alright? 754 00:27:30,481 --> 00:27:32,199 I'm calling the police. I'm not alright. 755 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,760 He fucked my shin up, dude. 756 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,800 (ROCK MUSIC) 757 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,440 (GROANING) 758 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,200 Go and get him! 759 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:47,960 Hey! Hey! 760 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,999 Yeah, yeah, yeah... 761 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,599 Yeah, yeah, yeah... 762 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,160 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 763 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,040 Get here, you. Give me that fucking phone.No. 764 00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,000 I'm fucking serious! Give me the fucking phone. 765 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,120 (GRUNTS) Oh, fuck me. 766 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,040 (GROANS) 767 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,999 (DOUGIE THUDS) 768 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:08,759 (DOUGIE THUDS) 769 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,080 (GASPS) What the fuck's happened? 770 00:28:11,081 --> 00:28:12,799 Vinnie's just killed him with a big fish. 771 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,759 Dude, I didn't kill him with the fucking fish. Listen. Listen seriously. 772 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:15,999 All I did was slam him against that wall. 773 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,399 All I did was slam him against that wall. 774 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,400 It's not load bearing. (COUGHS) 775 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,400 Turn him round on his side. Son of a bitch, dude! 776 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:23,999 There we go. What the fuck's that meant to be? 777 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,279 There we go. What the fuck's that meant to be? 778 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,959 It's the recovery position. He looks like he's fucking the tuna 779 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:31,039 that nearly killed him. Come on. Let's get the fuck out of here then. You got the watch?In my pocket. 780 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:31,999 Let's get the fuck out of here. Phone, watch. Phone, watch. 781 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,319 Let's get the fuck out of here. Phone, watch. Phone, watch. 782 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,640 While you're down there... 783 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,120 ..brown paper bag within 784 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,880 I tripped on a cloud 785 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,720 And fell an eight miles high 786 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,840 I tore my mind on a jagged sky 787 00:28:46,841 --> 00:28:47,999 I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in... 788 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:52,720 I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in... 789 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,200 (OMINOUS MUSIC) (MUFFLED SHOUTING) 790 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,360 (BLOWS THUDDING) 791 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,999 ASH: Fuck it. 792 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:12,239 ASH: Fuck it. 793 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,840 ALT-J: Left Hand Free 794 00:29:13,841 --> 00:29:19,999 CARDI: Can't this go any faster? We're not gonna fucking make it. 795 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:20,879 CARDI: Can't this go any faster? We're not gonna fucking make it. 796 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,240 BOTH: Course we will! 797 00:29:23,241 --> 00:29:25,679 I promise we'll get there. I want to be there for Ash, man! 798 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,330 I wanna to be there for my brother! ERIN: You will be! 799 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,280 (FAST TICKING) 800 00:29:41,991 --> 00:29:43,999 (PHONE RINGING) 801 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:44,919 (PHONE RINGING) 802 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,560 It's not fucking mine. Or mine. 803 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,520 It's not mine. Who's is it then? 804 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,480 Vinnie, it's coming from your pocket. Oh, fuck me! 805 00:29:51,481 --> 00:29:51,999 What?Dougie's phone. It's Dougie's phone. 806 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,519 What?Dougie's phone. It's Dougie's phone. 807 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,879 It's Dougie's phone.Fuck off. Chuck it, it's Dougie's. 808 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,239 I pocketed Dougie's phone. Fuck, it's Kim!It's not good. 809 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,999 That's bad. We need... Listen, we need to get rid of it. 810 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,479 That's bad. We need... Listen, we need to get rid of it. 811 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,359 The police might trace it. Quick. Quick. 812 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,439 Yeah, out your window. Go on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 813 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,120 Right, gone you fucking- Wait, wait, wait!What? 814 00:30:07,121 --> 00:30:07,999 What? Err... 815 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,280 What? Err... 816 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,360 (READING) What? 817 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,560 (READING) 818 00:30:14,561 --> 00:30:15,999 What the fuck? Hang on. 819 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,160 What the fuck? Hang on. 820 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,360 (READING) 821 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,920 What the fuck? 822 00:30:22,921 --> 00:30:23,999 (READING) 823 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:24,439 (READING) 824 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,920 Fuck! 825 00:30:25,921 --> 00:30:29,119 Just a load of text.Oh my God. "Shall we call the police now?" 826 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,040 Oh that's bad. Shit! 827 00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:31,999 Fuck! What we do? What... 828 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,639 Fuck! What we do? What... 829 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,560 Take it! Take it! I don't want it. 830 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,080 Argh!Vinnie, it's about us! (TYRES SQUEAL) 831 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,999 So alive 832 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:40,079 So alive 833 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,560 Some way up 834 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,080 So tired 835 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,680 Some lay up 836 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,120 I'm a bleeder 837 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,800 Oh, I yearn 838 00:30:47,801 --> 00:30:47,999 High seer 839 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,320 High seer 840 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,080 So K up 841 00:30:51,081 --> 00:30:53,039 Hold the phone (INDISTINCT RING SHOUTING) 842 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,280 Put the call in 843 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,880 Don't go 844 00:30:55,881 --> 00:30:55,999 I'm falling 845 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,120 I'm falling 846 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,480 For a bore 847 00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,680 Appalling... 848 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,240 (SHOUTING DROWNS OUT SONG) 849 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,560 (INDISTINCT REF INSTRUCTIONS) 850 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,800 Fight! 851 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,760 (CROWD CLAMOURING) 852 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,480 Get him! Get him! 853 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,000 ERIN: Guys, come on, quick. 854 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,520 VINNIE: Come on. Get in, get in, get in. 855 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,520 (BLOWS THUDDING) (GRUNTING) 856 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,800 (CAGE RATTLES) 857 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,999 (MUFFLED SHOUTING) 858 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,200 (MUFFLED SHOUTING) 859 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,360 Fucking hell. C'mon, Ashley lad! 860 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,999 Ash! Ash! Ash! 861 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,240 Ash! Ash! Ash! 862 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,840 Yeah! 863 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:39,999 Batter the cunt! 864 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,050 Batter the cunt! 865 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,610 STATUS QUO: Pictures of Matchstick Men 866 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:47,999 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 867 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,200 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 868 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:55,999 (CHEERING) 869 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,050 (CHEERING) 870 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,040 Yes! Yes! Yes! 871 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,880 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 872 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,720 REF: Stop, that's enough! 873 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,480 (BELL DINGS) (CHEERING) 874 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,480 (ALL CHEERING) 875 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,999 Champione! Ooh, ooh, ooh! 876 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:44,359 Champione! Ooh, ooh, ooh! 877 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,280 (LAUGHTER) 878 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,520 What a lad! 879 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,320 You fucking wasted him! 880 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,830 Oh, Cardi, Cardi, Cardi. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 881 00:33:51,831 --> 00:33:51,999 I didn't know, did I? You were amazing. 882 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,960 I didn't know, did I? You were amazing. 883 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,640 Honestly, you really were. 884 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,720 You've got his blood on your hair there. 885 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,640 Now listen, listen. Just listen to me. 886 00:33:59,641 --> 00:33:59,999 I don't want you doing this for the likes of us. Alright? 887 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,559 I don't want you doing this for the likes of us. Alright? 888 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,319 We're really fucking proud of you anyway. 889 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,999 You should be fighting for you, you know? 890 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,999 Honestly, I just wanted to show yous lot 891 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:08,119 Honestly, I just wanted to show yous lot 892 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,799 I got a bit more steam left in the tank. 893 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,480 Well, it is very impressive steam. 894 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,520 Good start. Fuck off. 895 00:34:14,521 --> 00:34:15,999 Bloody hell. Shoulda taken him with a TKO 896 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,719 Bloody hell. Shoulda taken him with a TKO 897 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:19,040 in the second round, but we can work on that. 898 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,680 Cheers Dusty, yeah. 899 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,470 Listen, I, uh... I'm not gonna really 900 00:34:23,471 --> 00:34:23,999 work for you anymore, to be honest. Why the fuck not? 901 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,590 work for you anymore, to be honest. Why the fuck not? 902 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,680 We'll call it a, uh... 903 00:34:28,681 --> 00:34:31,639 ..a difference in working styles, you know? 904 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:31,999 Well, I want three hundred for that mix you shot in your leg. 905 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,279 Well, I want three hundred for that mix you shot in your leg. 906 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,839 You wouldn't have won if it weren't for the Dusty cocktail. 907 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,319 I didn't take the Dusty cocktail. I threw that shite away. 908 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:39,999 If I'm gonna win, I wanna win fair and square. 909 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,240 If I'm gonna win, I wanna win fair and square. 910 00:34:42,241 --> 00:34:44,199 Why'd you take me on in the first place, Dusty? 911 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,000 Honestly? 912 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,999 Because he said you'd bring in the pink market. 913 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:48,959 Because he said you'd bring in the pink market. 914 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,880 Did he?Why do you think we did all them topless shots? 915 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,920 I cannot believe... 916 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,999 Did-Did they do well online, did they? 917 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,119 Did-Did they do well online, did they? 918 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,520 Fuck! Do well online? 919 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:01,640 You're enormous, and you could've been enormous. 920 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,999 And now, you're no one. No, listen to you. 921 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:04,479 And now, you're no one. No, listen to you. 922 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,470 Oi, Dusty with your shagging cocktail. 923 00:35:06,471 --> 00:35:09,159 Let me tell you about this lad right here. Fucking "no one". 924 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,279 Shall I tell you who he is to us? He's our best mate. 925 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:11,999 And I'll tell you what. You'd do fucking well to get a pal like that. 926 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,399 And I'll tell you what. You'd do fucking well to get a pal like that. 927 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,640 I'm not interested in making pals. 928 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,840 I'm interested in winners, 929 00:35:19,841 --> 00:35:19,999 and this boy could've been a knockout. 930 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,160 and this boy could've been a knockout. 931 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,800 A knockout, eh? 932 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,560 That's for getting me fired! 933 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,999 Run away! Run away! 934 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:28,239 Run away! Run away! 935 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,280 I'll rip your beard off! 936 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,400 (PHONE LINE RINGING) 937 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,999 KIM: Hello. Kim? It's Erin Croft. 938 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,519 KIM: Hello. Kim? It's Erin Croft. 939 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,240 Who? 940 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,760 Erin, your waitress. 941 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,240 Oh, yeah. What can I do for you? 942 00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:43,999 I know that you knew my dad was Neil. 943 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,639 I know that you knew my dad was Neil. 944 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:49,080 He was your gardener... when he was sober. 945 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,600 Yeah, that's right. 946 00:35:50,601 --> 00:35:51,999 And I know that you got robbed tonight. 947 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,719 And I know that you got robbed tonight. 948 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,920 GOLDFRAPP: Strict Machine 949 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,080 I see. 950 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,520 You used me, used me as a mark. 951 00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,999 Cheers! Cheers! 952 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:00,519 Cheers! Cheers! 953 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:04,160 But you knew if you laid the crumbs that I'd bite. 954 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,840 It's Captain Hardy's pocket watch. 955 00:36:06,841 --> 00:36:07,999 It was a clever plan, wasn't it? 956 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:08,839 It was a clever plan, wasn't it? 957 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,880 Well, the Ratcliffes said it's worth £200,000. 958 00:36:11,881 --> 00:36:14,519 Fucking hell.That's what they insured it for anyway. 959 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,999 Getting your place robbed. 960 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:16,959 Getting your place robbed. 961 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,440 I found it! I found it! I found it! Come on! 962 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,680 Dougie comes in and interrupts. Hello! 963 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:23,999 Gets tied up. 964 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,639 Gets tied up. 965 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,400 Whatever you envisaged. (CHUCKLES) 966 00:36:27,401 --> 00:36:30,319 I haven't got a clue what you're- We know the watch is fake. 967 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,700 See that tiny symbol there? 968 00:36:31,701 --> 00:36:31,999 That is the sign for Incabloc, right? 969 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,599 That is the sign for Incabloc, right? 970 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,960 Shock resistance. But that wasn't patented until the fucking 1930s. 971 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 I want my fucking cut. 972 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,320 And if you don't get it? 973 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,120 The watch gets sent to the insurers 974 00:36:44,121 --> 00:36:45,919 with an explanation of what you planned. 975 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,999 You underestimated me. 976 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:48,239 You underestimated me. 977 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,840 Bye. 978 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,000 You're bloody there. 979 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,360 Shit bag, what are you smiling at? 980 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,160 I used to hate this life sometimes, when I was back.Hmm. 981 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,720 And I used to wonder why you loved it so much... 982 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,080 ..but when you pull off a job... 983 00:37:06,081 --> 00:37:08,519 It's just the fucking best feeling in the world. 984 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,080 It's the best! So good. 985 00:37:11,081 --> 00:37:11,999 (CHUCKLES) 986 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,839 (CHUCKLES) 987 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,880 I've miss you, Brandy Vermouth. 988 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:19,999 I've missed you. 989 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,050 I've missed you. 990 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,480 Christ. 991 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:27,999 THE PAPER KITES: Arms 992 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,080 THE PAPER KITES: Arms 993 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,520 What can I give 994 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:35,999 That is all for you? 995 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,040 That is all for you? 996 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,880 My heart's not good 997 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,999 Cos it's split in two 998 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,720 Cos it's split in two 999 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,120 What can I give 1000 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,040 That is all for you? 1001 00:37:51,041 --> 00:37:51,999 (PHONE DINGS) These arms are all I have... 1002 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,280 (PHONE DINGS) These arms are all I have... 1003 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,920 (DISTANT SIREN WAILING) 1004 00:37:57,921 --> 00:37:59,999 (OMINOUS STING) 1005 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,320 (OMINOUS STING) 1006 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,400 Fuck me. 1007 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,640 I want you to stay... 1008 00:38:12,771 --> 00:38:15,999 DYLAN: What could possibly go wrong? BANG! 1009 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,230 DYLAN: What could possibly go wrong? BANG! 1010 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,999 Round and around 1011 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,439 Round and around 1012 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,840 (CHEERING) And around and around we go 1013 00:38:28,851 --> 00:38:31,999 Oh, now, tell me now (CHEERING) 1014 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,359 Oh, now, tell me now (CHEERING) 1015 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:37,680 Tell me now, tell me now you know 1016 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:45,760 (VOCALISING) 1017 00:38:45,861 --> 00:38:47,999 DAVEY: The king is dead, Vincent. 1018 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,620 DAVEY: The king is dead, Vincent. 1019 00:39:16,971 --> 00:39:19,999 I've got so much trouble in my mind 1020 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 I've got so much trouble in my mind 1021 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,520 I've got so much trouble in my mind 1022 00:39:25,521 --> 00:39:27,999 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky 1023 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,529 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky 1024 00:39:30,530 --> 00:39:35,080 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 79690

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