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The following programme contains very
strong language and adult humour.
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We're on the fucking lash.
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We're going...last to fucking...
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# Why don't we do it in the road...?
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Here we fucking go.
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Here we fucking go.
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Snooker fucking time!
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# Why don't we do it in the road...?
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Go for the pink.
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Go for the pink.
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# Why don't we do it in the road...?
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Oh.
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Fucking good old Vinnie.
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Mm.
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Huh, what the fuck?
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Huh, what the fuck?
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# Why don't we do it
In the road...? #
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# Why don't we do it
In the road...? #
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Fucking hell.
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Oh.
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Fucking Shirley.
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What do you want? Goldilocks.
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What do you want? Goldilocks.
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Ooh, fuck me. Er... Yeah. Alright!
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# The best things in life are free
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# The best things in life are free
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# But you can give them
To the birds and bees... #
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Christ on a fucking bike.
What are playing at?!
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You could have died
if he hadn't saved you.
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It's your fault
for leaving me them spliffs.
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It's your fault
for leaving me them spliffs.
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You fucking...SPECIFICALLY...
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told me to roll
and leave you spliffs.
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Have you said thanks to him for
saving your fucking life?Thanks.
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Have you said thanks to him for
saving your fucking life?Thanks.
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Wasn't really me, it was Elvis here.
He's my new er...hired hand.
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We were working late on the silage,
and I heard the alarm.
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You're a fucking hero
is what you are, Elvis,
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You're a fucking hero
is what you are, Elvis,
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in your own bleeding lifetime, lad.
Fuck me.Hey.
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You should have seen the flames.
It were like Towering Inferno.
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Towering Inferno?
Don't ask.
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Towering Inferno?
Don't ask.
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It'll be a shit fucking film
from a bygone age.No.
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Star-studded cast -
Steve McQueen, Paul Newman.
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Faye Dunaway takes her top off.
What are you gonna do tonight, eh?
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Faye Dunaway takes her top off.
What are you gonna do tonight, eh?
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Cos you can't stay in there, can you?
Fucking bollocks.
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Soon as they've watered it down,
I'll be good as gold.Fella.
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Sorry to bother you.
Have you got a sec?
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Sorry to bother you.
Have you got a sec?
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Yeah.What's the odds on him
staying in there, tonight?
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Zero. It's full of toxic particles.
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Toxic particles.
I'll leave the fucking window open.
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Toxic particles.
I'll leave the fucking window open.
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You're not getting back in there.
Oh, for fuck's sake!
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That Elvis is a nice lad, isn't he?
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That Elvis is a nice lad, isn't he?
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You could do with a nice strong
young man about that yard, you know?
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Well, don't say it like that.
Say it like what?
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In a gay way.
I'm not saying it in a gay way.
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In a gay way.
I'm not saying it in a gay way.
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I'm saying you're not
getting any younger,
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and if tonight's events were anything
to go by, your fucking dementia's
bad an' all, in't it?
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Mind the bloody handle
on that. It's fucked.
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Mind the bloody handle
on that. It's fucked.
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I'm fine.
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You're fucking not. You're old.
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I tell you what...
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I tell you what...
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Elvis is a brave name to call
your son, in't it? Very bold.
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It's like calling
your kid Caesar or summat.
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It's a lot to live up to, that.
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It's a lot to live up to, that.
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Went out with this woman once -
had a kid called Elvis.
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Amazing, she was.
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Computer whizz.
Hey, before it was fashionable.
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Computer whizz.
Hey, before it was fashionable.
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It's never been cool.
Wasn't just sex, Vin.
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She got inside me.
With the...?
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No! You fucking animal.
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No! You fucking animal.
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You...! Fucking hell.
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Although...
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she was sexually adventurous.
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Was she, indeed?
Very.
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Was she, indeed?
Very.
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Alright.
No, Vin. VERY.
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I fucking understand.
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Beatrice Ebden.
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Beatrice Ebden.
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I can see her now.
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D... Beatrice Ebden?
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Yeah...
You great twat.
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What?
For God's sake, dude.
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Bloody Elvis. I says to him...
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'Do you do any agency work?'
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Give you a fucking hand
around the yard. He's text me...
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Give you a fucking hand
around the yard. He's text me...
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his fucking second name. Look.
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Fucking hell.
Elvis Ebden.
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Fucking hell.
Elvis Ebden.
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He's Beatrice's son.
When were last time you seen her?
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Years back.
Well, he might be your lad.
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Years back.
Well, he might be your lad.
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He's not mine, is he?!
He was already born when I saw her.
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Doesn't matter, though, does it?
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So she had him before she met you.
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So she had him before she met you.
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What's the problem?
Nothing.
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Mm.
It's just...
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Fucking hell.
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Fucking hell.
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Beatrice Ebden.
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Beatrice bloody Ebden.
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I need a wazz.
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Pictures Of Matchstick Men #
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Pictures Of Matchstick Men #
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Fuck.
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Fucking hell, Bea.
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Fucking hell, Bea.
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# When I look up to the sky
I see your eyes
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# A funny kind of yellow... #
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# A funny kind of yellow... #
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Oh, bugger me.
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Morning.
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Where do you keep coming from?
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Where do you keep coming from?
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Unknown number. Piss.
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Oh, fuck it.
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Oh, fuck it.
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Hello.
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Holy fuck!
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What?
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What?
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Listen. I need to borrow
an hearse and a body bag
cos we've gotta bring someone back.
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You paying?
Meena, it's a favour.
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Well, how long's it gonna take?
I...
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Well, how long's it gonna take?
I...
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don't...know.
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Fuck's sake.
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Fortunate Son #
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Fortunate Son #
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# Some folks are born
Made to wave the flag... #
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I didn't know you had a dog.
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I don't. He's not mine. It keeps
turning up at the bloody shack.
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I don't. He's not mine. It keeps
turning up at the bloody shack.
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Don't know what to do with it now,
to be honest with you.
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There's only two options.
Well, three.
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Oh! Maybe four. No, three.
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Oh! Maybe four. No, three.
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Give me the fucking options
before I murder you.
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Adopt him.
Right.
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Take him to the pound.
Yeah.Or...
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drive him right to the top
of Langworth Dale,
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drive him right to the top
of Langworth Dale,
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lob him out,
let him fend for himself.
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You're just an horrible...
fucking old twat, aren't you?
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I would rather live with that scruffy
bastard there than live with you.
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I would rather live with that scruffy
bastard there than live with you.
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There's services coming up there.
Can we stop?
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Well, if we stop now, you'll piss,
then drink, then 20 minutes later,
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Well, if we stop now, you'll piss,
then drink, then 20 minutes later,
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your swollen old prostate will
have us stopping all over again.
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Well, fine.
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I'll use your water bottle, then!
Hey!Gross.
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Do not get that out!
It's coming down the valve.No.
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Do not get that out!
It's coming down the valve.No.
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You dare put your dick in there!
Oh, I'm loosening.I swear to God.
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Oh.It's coming out!
One drop, and I swear to God!
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Oh.It's coming out!
One drop, and I swear to God!
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The fucking services, then!
Fine!
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Fuck. Disgusting farmer dick.
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Oh, fucking...
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How, in God's name,
has it taken you that long?
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I've bought a coffee,
drank the coffee,
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I've bought a coffee,
drank the coffee,
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smoked a fag and called my mum.
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It turned into a surprise shit.
Did it?Yeah.
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But not a satisfying one.
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It was a hanger. There was
a piece that wouldn't fall.
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It was a hanger. There was
a piece that wouldn't fall.
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So I had to sit a minute
and encourage it.
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Right, can we go?
Hey.
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You'll never guess what they've
got in there, in the condom machine.
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You'll never guess what they've
got in there, in the condom machine.
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Vibrating dilly rings.
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Vibrating dilly rings?
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And tingly body rub.
Is 'dilly' your word or theirs?
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And tingly body rub.
Is 'dilly' your word or theirs?
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Mine.
You call your penis a dilly?
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Eh. You're missing the point.
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Who goes to a fucking services
and thinks,
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Who goes to a fucking services
and thinks,
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'Oh, I'll treat myself
to some tingly body lotion
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and a vibrating dilly ring?'
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It's bad enough
I've had to tolerate your halitosis
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It's bad enough
I've had to tolerate your halitosis
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for the first half of this trip.
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And now you're talking about tingly
body rub and vibrating dilly rings.
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A woman can only take so much.
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A woman can only take so much.
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You're a bit fucking uptight,
aren't you?
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No wonder your husband left you.
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You fucking what?
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Hey? Unlike you...
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Hey? Unlike you...
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I've got time
to find someone better.
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Someone that's gonna
fucking love me,
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which is something a disgusting,
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stinky old dilly-ring twat
like you will never find!
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stinky old dilly-ring twat
like you will never find!
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I'm lovable!
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I've been loved.
Fuck off!
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I've been loved.
Fuck off!
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And I'll be loved again!
Yes, guys.
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Wagwan. You alright?
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She's fucking bats.
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Is everything alright?
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Is everything alright?
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Fuck. Watch my fucking head.
Oh, sorry.
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Woo, he's a big weeing lad,
aren't you?
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Woo, he's a big weeing lad,
aren't you?
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Hello?
Er... Now, then. Er... Undertakers.
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Hello?
Er... Now, then. Er... Undertakers.
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We're here to collect a body
from flat five.
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A body?!
Yes, shame. Drugs.
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Drug taking.
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Drug taking.
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Fucking hell.
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Who called you?
The Landlord.
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Who called you?
The Landlord.
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Finchy?
Yes...Mr Finch.
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Did you know him, flat five man?
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No. Not at all. Never met him.
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No. Not at all. Never met him.
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Oh.Well, erm...
you can leave it to us now.
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Why's there a scruffy old tramp
in your hearse?
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Why's there a scruffy old tramp
in your hearse?
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He's sad. He's a sad...
He's a relative.
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He's a relative of the deceased.
With a dog?
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Oh, yeah. It's all he's got left,
unfortunately. It's heartbreaking.
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Oh, yeah. It's all he's got left,
unfortunately. It's heartbreaking.
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Oh, dear.
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You're a hero.
Thanks for letting us in.
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OK.Ah, just go!
Be careful!
247
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OK.Ah, just go!
Be careful!
248
00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,760
Do you want an invite
to the funeral, fella?No.
249
00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,000
Right you are.
250
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,840
Right you are.
251
00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,040
This way, please.
252
00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,000
Why the fuck does Vinnie want me
to bring a baby to an undertaker's?
253
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,480
Why the fuck does Vinnie want me
to bring a baby to an undertaker's?
254
00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:49,560
I'm really sorry, Sugar, to drag
you down here, you and the baba.
255
00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,000
But I need you to come and...
identify this body.
256
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:52,520
But I need you to come and...
identify this body.
257
00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:56,480
Unfortunately.You fucking kidding?
I don't wanna see a dead body.
Who is it?No, I'm not kidding.
258
00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,240
No, and no-one said it isn't sad.
259
00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,000
Jim, if you could just
take the top zip there, please.
260
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,480
Jim, if you could just
take the top zip there, please.
261
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,000
Do you recognise this man?!
Ooh!
262
00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:07,200
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
263
00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,800
How are you back?I just couldn't
be away from you any longer.
264
00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:16,000
And the police were onto me,
so we had to get out of undercover.
265
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:16,760
And the police were onto me,
so we had to get out of undercover.
266
00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,720
I've missed you both, so much.
267
00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,200
I mean, if you can even miss someone
you've never met before.
268
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,000
Well, you can meet him now.
269
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,920
Well, you can meet him now.
270
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,640
One boy.
Oh, Christ.
271
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:30,920
Look at him!
272
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,000
It's my little boy. Hello!
273
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,200
It's my little boy. Hello!
274
00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:37,240
Look at his little hands...
Precious man.
275
00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,000
Oh, come here.
276
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:40,240
Oh, come here.
277
00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,720
Say hello to your dad. Say hello!
It's OK.
278
00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,760
I love you.
Love you too.
279
00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,000
Look at him.
280
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,040
Look at him.
281
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,360
# I left my head
282
00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,000
# Look behind, moving on
283
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,880
# Look behind, moving on
284
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,160
# Moving on... #
285
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,800
Shirley!
286
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,560
I need a place to stay.
287
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,600
Well, well, well.
I got kicked out of Vinnie's shack.
288
00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,000
We may have had
our differences over the years,
289
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,880
We may have had
our differences over the years,
290
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:17,200
but like the European Union -
before you idiots got us out -
291
00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,920
I see us as a shared community.
292
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:20,000
How long you on holiday for?
Seven days. Four-star hotel.
293
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,120
How long you on holiday for?
Seven days. Four-star hotel.
294
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,840
Breakfast included.
I'll be out before you get back.
295
00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:28,000
Spare room only.
I'll be locking my bedroom door.
296
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:28,120
Spare room only.
I'll be locking my bedroom door.
297
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:31,920
You don't go in, and no shoes
on my rugs. And no smoking.
298
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,000
Anything else?
Yeah.
299
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,000
Fucking thank you.
300
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,800
Fucking thank you.
301
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,880
Fucking thank you.
302
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,840
The First Cut Is The Deepest #
303
00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,840
Oh, posh place.
304
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:07,840
# But there's someone
Who's torn it apart
305
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:14,040
# And she's taken almost all
That I've got
306
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,000
# And if you want
I'll try to love again
307
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,640
# And if you want
I'll try to love again
308
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:24,000
# Baby, I'll try to love again
309
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,200
# Baby, I'll try to love again
310
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,760
# But I know
311
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,000
# The first cut is the deepest... #
312
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,520
# The first cut is the deepest... #
313
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000
Hit Or Miss #
314
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:48,000
#
315
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,640
#
316
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,400
#...
317
00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,400
Hello, Bea. Fancy a drink?
318
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,040
Yes.
319
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,360
Not fucking bad, Jim.
320
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,160
# I've gotta be me... #
321
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,880
Oh, I see my appointment.
322
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,840
Selling some shares.
323
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,520
Alright.
324
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,000
Silicon Valley, eh?
325
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:44,160
Silicon Valley, eh?
326
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,360
What are they like? Twats.
327
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,600
I thought we did very well. Alright.
328
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,800
See you tomorrow.
See you later.
329
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:52,000
Nice chatting, pal.
330
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,880
Nice chatting, pal.
331
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,720
Er... Meeting cancelled.
332
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,040
Oh.
333
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,360
Fancy seeing you here, Bea.
334
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,160
Oh, it's been so long.
335
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,760
Well, er...it's just a coincidence.
336
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,720
Shit!
337
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,960
You alright down there?
338
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,960
Fine. Just ignore me.
339
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000
Have you lost something?
340
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:56,920
Have you lost something?
341
00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,480
No. I'm hiding.
Just get on with what you're doing.
342
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,760
I'm afraid you can't sit there, mate.
343
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,000
Why not?
It's Health and Safety.
344
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:04,760
Why not?
It's Health and Safety.
345
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,280
It's a floor.
What do you think's gonna happen?
346
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,800
Something could fall on you.
It's fucking breadsticks.
347
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,000
I'm gonna have to ask you to move.
348
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,920
I'm gonna have to ask you to move.
349
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:19,680
When I was your age, I was stirring
slurry and getting into fist fights,
350
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:20,000
not putting breadsticks on shelves
and wanking to Pornhub.
351
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,640
not putting breadsticks on shelves
and wanking to Pornhub.
352
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,640
I'm gonna call my supervisor.
353
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,000
Fucking do that, pal.
Brendan.
354
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:28,560
Fucking do that, pal.
Brendan.
355
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,680
This man's on the floor,
and he's refusing to move.
356
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,000
Jim?
357
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,000
Bea.
358
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,880
Bea.
359
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,000
I...I dropped something.
360
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,120
Ha, God!
361
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,000
Fancy meeting you here.
362
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:44,160
Fancy meeting you here.
363
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,320
I know! It's been...
How long's it been?
364
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,120
Ages.
Ages.
365
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,520
God. I mean, this is madness!
Yeah!
366
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,000
Well, give us a hug.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
367
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,480
Well, give us a hug.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
368
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,560
Oh.
369
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,600
You're looking well.
370
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,000
Do you work round here, then?
Er... Yeah, not far. Porter Collins.
371
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,640
Do you work round here, then?
Er... Yeah, not far. Porter Collins.
372
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,040
Never heard of 'em.
373
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,320
Are you er...still on the old...?
374
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,000
For my sins.
375
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,160
For my sins.
376
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,360
I always told you
I was ahead of the curve.You did.
377
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,040
Are you still...?
378
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,000
I mean, what else am I gonna do, eh?
379
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:16,160
I mean, what else am I gonna do, eh?
380
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,440
It's real man's work, in't it?
381
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,040
It's so lovely to see you, Jim.
382
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,000
You too.
383
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,080
You too.
384
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,200
Right.
385
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,440
Right.
386
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,160
I suppose...you know, if it...
387
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,960
if it's not too weird...
388
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000
Well, maybe we could meet up,
389
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:40,040
Well, maybe we could meet up,
390
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,200
you know,
go for a drink or something?
391
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,880
Sir.
392
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,920
I'm informed you've
been unpleasant to my staff,
393
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,800
so I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave the store.
394
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,000
I'm having a conversation
with this lady,
395
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,440
I'm having a conversation
with this lady,
396
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,960
so why don't you...and you...
397
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
come back to me when you've
finished fucking puberty.
398
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,360
come back to me when you've
finished fucking puberty.
399
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,280
I can call the police.
Well, why don't you do that, then?
400
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,840
And then they can arrest this chap
for crimes against haircuts.
401
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,280
I'm instructing the till operator
not to serve you.
402
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,440
OK, then, we'll use self-checkout.
403
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,800
Unbelievable.
404
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,680
It's fashion.
Yeah, right.
405
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,600
My card.
406
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,000
Cretinous, I know,
but they make us carry them.
407
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,320
Cretinous, I know,
but they make us carry them.
408
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,040
Thanks, Bea.
409
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,040
Sexy Boy #
410
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,000
I'll speak to you.
I'll be in touch.
411
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,160
I'll speak to you.
I'll be in touch.
412
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,720
Good.
413
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,920
So...
what do you think, Vincent?
414
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,920
Shit.
415
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,080
Look. I don't...
416
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,680
I don't mind...
I don't mind working with you.
417
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,000
But I'm not working with McCann.
He's fucking dangerous.
418
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,600
But I'm not working with McCann.
He's fucking dangerous.
419
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,360
Don't you worry
about McCann, sweetheart.
420
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,840
I'm dealing with him personally...
421
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,000
although he's an impossible man
to get hold of.
422
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,160
although he's an impossible man
to get hold of.
423
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,240
Now, listen, Vincent.
424
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,960
Jason has set up a meeting
for me and Donna,
425
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
with Joey Kittens, the distributor.
426
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:08,640
with Joey Kittens, the distributor.
427
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,840
And I'm hearing that he's a man
not to be messed with.
428
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,400
He's been known
to dish out punishment beatings
with his three-inch heels.
429
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,000
Oh, shit. Right, well, just... Fuck.
430
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
Oh, shit. Right, well, just... Fuck.
431
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:21,200
Let me know when it's all sorted.
I've gotta go off-radar for a bit.
432
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,480
I've got some personal shit going on.
Off-radar?
433
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,160
Playing with your pooch?
No, he's not mine.
434
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,880
It's cute. Whose is it?
435
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,000
I don't know, poor little bugger.
I'll tell you one thing.Mm.
436
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,960
I don't know, poor little bugger.
I'll tell you one thing.Mm.
437
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,360
He fucking hates white guys
with moustaches.
438
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,720
That's a strange prejudice
for a dog.
439
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,000
Mm.
Hello.
440
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,360
Mm.
Hello.
441
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,720
Come here. Come to Davey.
442
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,000
D'you know what I mean?
443
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,360
D'you know what I mean?
444
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,720
If he growls at me
like that again, Vincent,
445
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,760
I'll drop kick
the motherless mutt...
446
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,960
into Manolito's
marvellously manicured maze.
447
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,680
Christ, that's a lot of M's.
Toodle-oo, Vincent.
448
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,560
Alright.
449
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,840
Come on, sexy bollocks,
let's have you. Oh, Christ,
450
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:04,000
Talking about sexy fucking bollocks.
Size of them fuckers.
451
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,320
Talking about sexy fucking bollocks.
Size of them fuckers.
452
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,000
Got this, Jim.
453
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,440
Got this, Jim.
454
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,440
Oh.
455
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,000
No!No. No. We did.
We dropped the whole lot.
456
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,560
No!No. No. We did.
We dropped the whole lot.
457
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,720
Oh, my God! How much was that worth?
458
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,560
Oh, thousands.
459
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:36,000
One spunk sample
from a film-star bull...
460
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,160
One spunk sample
from a film-star bull...
461
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,280
can sell for hundreds of pounds.
462
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,080
Wow, I'm in the wrong business.
You are.
463
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:44,000
Bull jizz, that's where
the real dough is.
464
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,240
Bull jizz, that's where
the real dough is.
465
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,480
Mind you, you're doing alright.
466
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,400
Porter Collins...
467
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,000
online security executive.
468
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,680
online security executive.
469
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,760
I sit at a desk all day
staring at columns of code.
470
00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:00,000
My back's playing havoc,
and my neck constantly burns.
471
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,440
My back's playing havoc,
and my neck constantly burns.
472
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,240
Cheers.
Cheers.
473
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,800
Can I tell you something?
474
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,240
Oh, God, you're not dying, are you?
Oh!
475
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,000
Heart of a fucking ox, me.
476
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,640
Heart of a fucking ox, me.
477
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,440
No, it's about, erm...
478
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,000
..how we met again.
Right.
479
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,120
..how we met again.
Right.
480
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:28,200
The accidental meeting...
481
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,480
..wasn't so accidental.
482
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,000
How do you mean?
Right, don't get angry, but...
483
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,640
How do you mean?
Right, don't get angry, but...
484
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,760
..I'd looked you up...
on your website.
485
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,000
And then, sort of...followed you.
486
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,960
And then, sort of...followed you.
487
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,120
Not in a creepy way.
488
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,000
I-I just wanted to see you again.
489
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,200
I-I just wanted to see you again.
490
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,640
I wasn't even sure
I was gonna say anything.
491
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,480
What prompted that?
492
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,000
Well, it's, erm...
493
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:56,440
Well, it's, erm...
494
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,680
..your Elvis.
495
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,800
I met him. He saved my life.
496
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,480
He's working at the next farm.
497
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,680
He didn't recognise me.
498
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:12,000
Not a flicker.
And I didn't recognise him.
499
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:12,040
Not a flicker.
And I didn't recognise him.
500
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,320
It was just the name.
501
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,600
Yeah. He's a good boy.
502
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,000
He got over it.
503
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:20,320
He got over it.
504
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,320
I suppose kids...
505
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,240
..adapt and...
506
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,280
..forget.
Took a while.
507
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,960
After what happened.
508
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,000
I kept my marriage together
for a while, for his sake.
509
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,680
I kept my marriage together
for a while, for his sake.
510
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,560
But eventually...
511
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,920
How about you?
Well.
512
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,000
Mine was as good as over then.
513
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:44,400
Mine was as good as over then.
514
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,960
God, this has got heavy, hasn't it?
Yeah.Let's get another drink.
515
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,640
Yeah. Yeah. Hey, mate.Let's get-
Can we have the same again?
516
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,000
A Sunday Kind Of Love #
517
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,800
A Sunday Kind Of Love #
518
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,080
You know one of those daft things
that stays with you?
519
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,360
I've no idea why.
What?
520
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,000
We used to always
start each phone call with...
521
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,440
We used to always
start each phone call with...
522
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,760
Hey, missy.Hey, mister.
523
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,000
And we'd end them with, 'Bye, you.'
Bye, you.
524
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,160
And we'd end them with, 'Bye, you.'
Bye, you.
525
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,120
We were cute.
526
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,960
Yeah.
527
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000
I see couples like that now...
528
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,160
I see couples like that now...
529
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,200
and I wanna vomit.
530
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,240
Me too.
531
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,000
So...what now?
532
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,160
So...what now?
533
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,840
I've er...
534
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,000
I've got an early start...
535
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:32,720
I've got an early start...
536
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,840
..in the morning.
537
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,880
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
538
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,080
Right, well, er...
Absolutely.
539
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,000
Yeah.Right, then.
540
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,080
Yeah.Right, then.
541
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,960
Well, we'll do this another time,
if you like?Yeah. Yeah, definitely!
542
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,720
Yeah.
Definitely.
543
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,320
Definitely.
544
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,000
Bye, Jim.
545
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:56,360
Bye, Jim.
546
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,360
Bye, Bea.
547
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,200
Fuck.
548
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,000
Do you know what, yeah?
549
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,240
Do you know what, yeah?
550
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,240
I've had a lot of time to think
while I've been away.
551
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,440
And I've figured out a theory
about how I've ended up
in this fucking mess.
552
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,000
D'you think it's cos
you sold class A's, like a twit?
553
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,120
D'you think it's cos
you sold class A's, like a twit?
554
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,080
No, dude.
555
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,360
Sarim.
Sarim.
556
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,000
He's fucking set me up.
Why would your cousin set you up?
557
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:20,840
He's fucking set me up.
Why would your cousin set you up?
558
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,280
Because he's a fucking prick,
and I've...always hated him.
559
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,200
Look, just hear me out, right?
Go on.
560
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,000
I was only storing coke in
the garage for a cut of the profit.
561
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,160
I was only storing coke in
the garage for a cut of the profit.
562
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,000
Which is also a dick move.
Yeah, alright, I know.
563
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,000
But even then,
literally selling tiny amounts.
564
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:36,160
But even then,
literally selling tiny amounts.
565
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,080
Just to make a little bit more
for the baby.
566
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,400
But Sarim...
he sold fucking kilos of it.
567
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:44,000
And I think he has thrown me under
the bus to deflect from himself.
568
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:44,480
And I think he has thrown me under
the bus to deflect from himself.
569
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,280
Fucking hell. Right, well, we better
prove your bloody innocence.
570
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,240
We better do it quick, an' all, if
you're gonna get a lesser sentence.
571
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,000
Do you know what we're gonna do?
572
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,600
Do you know what we're gonna do?
573
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,640
We're gonna set him up.
574
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,000
Am I a genius, or am I a genius?
575
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,120
Am I a genius, or am I a genius?
576
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,240
You are a genius, but it looks...
577
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,320
I just feel like
they might be a bit showbiz.
578
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:08,000
Showbiz they may look, but what
the untrained eye doesn't see...
579
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,520
Showbiz they may look, but what
the untrained eye doesn't see...
580
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,240
There's a high definition camera
right in the middle of these specs.
581
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,080
It's in the frame, wired in.
Next question?Why do you have 'em?
582
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,000
Got them online. Just thought
they were quite exciting
in a James Bond kind of way.
583
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,680
Got them online. Just thought
they were quite exciting
in a James Bond kind of way.
584
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:22,000
They're nothing like Ja...
James Bond doesn't even wear glasses.
585
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,000
Yeah, well, I got these as well.
Cigarettes, little camera inside.
586
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,440
Yeah, well, I got these as well.
Cigarettes, little camera inside.
587
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,080
That's good.
I like this one. It's a lot less.
588
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,080
Whose dog is that?
Has it been here the whole time?
589
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,000
I forgot about him.
He's been abandoned.
590
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:32,040
I forgot about him.
He's been abandoned.
591
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,720
It's a fucking shame. I'm just
looking after him. Stay on topic,
will you? You always do this.
592
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,360
Right, right. We go and see Sarim.
What are we trying to achieve?
593
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,000
We want a confession.
So, he thinks JJ's on the run, right?
594
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,200
We want a confession.
So, he thinks JJ's on the run, right?
595
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,160
I'm gonna offer up JJ's garage.
596
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,160
Then we'll just push him
for more information.
597
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,000
Know what I mean?Think that'll work?
Fuck, yeah, it'll work.
598
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:48,640
Know what I mean?Think that'll work?
Fuck, yeah, it'll work.
599
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,400
Sarim's a greedy fuck.
He'll see pounds signs. Anyway.
600
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,680
Look, we've got all t'gear.
Yeah.Maybe not them, though.
601
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,680
Speaking of pushing for information.
602
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:56,000
I'm James Bond, and you're stung.
603
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,760
I'm James Bond, and you're stung.
604
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,080
Vin-They don't look like
James Bond glasses, dude.
605
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,840
These are very cool.He's never
said anything like that.This is
what they wear in West London.
606
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:04,000
Hello. Hello.Well!
607
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,560
Hello. Hello.Well!
608
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,560
Welcome to London.
Mate. Mate. Mate.
609
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,400
Tommo, will you come pick us up?
610
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,000
They're driving me fucking mad,
these two cunts. Good lad.
611
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:12,840
They're driving me fucking mad,
these two cunts. Good lad.
612
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,560
Fever #
613
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,960
Now...
614
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,000
JJ wants you to know
he's safe, alright?
615
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,560
JJ wants you to know
he's safe, alright?
616
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,920
He also wants you to know...
617
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,040
that that garage...
618
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,000
that's yours...to do what you will.
619
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:36,760
that's yours...to do what you will.
620
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,720
You know what I mean? Now, listen.
621
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,880
He's giving you the garage
under one condition.
622
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,000
You have to give us
10% of whatever it is...
623
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,320
You have to give us
10% of whatever it is...
624
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:49,560
that you fucking sell in
or store in the garage.
625
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,000
You understand what I'm
fucking getting at?Eg...cocaine.
626
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:52,760
You understand what I'm
fucking getting at?Eg...cocaine.
627
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,040
Cocaine.
Cocaine?
628
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:58,040
I mean, it's cocaine, in't it?
It's cocaine, yeah.Cocaine.
629
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,720
It's probably cocaine.
630
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:00,000
Cocaine?
Cocaine.Cocaine.
631
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,760
Cocaine?
Cocaine.Cocaine.
632
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,960
I'm an estate agent.
633
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,240
Cocaine.
It's a generous offer, but...
634
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,000
all that drugs business
is JJ's doing.
635
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:08,400
all that drugs business
is JJ's doing.
636
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,240
How many fucking houses do you sell?
637
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,920
You drive a fifty grand car...
638
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,440
living in that
fucking enormous house.
639
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,000
You're not hiding it well, are you?
What's he on?
640
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,600
You're not hiding it well, are you?
What's he on?
641
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,200
That fucking beautiful estate -
Leycroft, or some shit.
642
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,000
I'm involved in nothing.
I'm a hard-working man...
643
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:24,840
I'm involved in nothing.
I'm a hard-working man...
644
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,840
Mm...that goes out every day
and builds a life for his family.
645
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:31,200
I'm a loving husband,
and an honest, decent man.
646
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,000
Yeah.
647
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:32,400
Yeah.
648
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,400
Send JJ my best.
649
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,600
Nice glasses, by the way.
650
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,000
Nice shoot. Suit. Fuck!
651
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,280
Nice shoot. Suit. Fuck!
652
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,040
Who wears Joop nowadays?
Do you know what I mean?
653
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,720
He didn't trust us during that.
I don't know why.
654
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,000
It's your Mr Magoo glasses.
655
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,640
It's your Mr Magoo glasses.
656
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,680
Isn't it?
You look like Edna Mode.
657
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,120
Ah...That's such a good reference.
Well in.Incredibles.
658
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,000
I should have brought
the cigarette packet instead.
659
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:56,600
I should have brought
the cigarette packet instead.
660
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,800
Right, well, we tried as best,
didn't we, eh?
661
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,640
All we can do now is give JJ a very
good happy-going-to-jail party.
662
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:04,000
Short Life #
663
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,360
Short Life #
664
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,360
# Hello, again, yeah, it's me again
665
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,000
# I changed my hair
666
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,080
# I changed my hair
667
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,280
# I changed my address
668
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,040
# But the feelings follow
669
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,120
# Wherever you tread
670
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,000
# I sing for money
671
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:20,280
# I sing for money
672
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,200
# Dance if you like
673
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,080
# Take a picture, it's a short life
674
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,000
# I wanna feel alive...
675
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,600
# I wanna feel alive...
676
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,000
# Short life
677
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,480
# Short life
678
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,240
# Burning on and not turning back
679
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,000
# It's a short life, short life
680
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,400
# It's a short life, short life
681
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,200
# Burning on and not turning back
682
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,000
# A short life
Underneath the same sun
683
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,840
# A short life
Underneath the same sun
684
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,760
# So hold on to someone
685
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,000
# It's a short life, a short life
686
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,320
# It's a short life, a short life
687
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,800
# So dance with someone, come on... #
688
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,760
Well, this is unexpected.
689
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,360
Joey...
690
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,000
I'm Donna.
691
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,000
And I want to start by saying...
No.
692
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,320
And I want to start by saying...
No.
693
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,040
You're wearing lovely lippy.
694
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,040
And I like your hair.
695
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,000
It...flatters you.
696
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,040
It...flatters you.
697
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,440
But when it comes to business,
I'm old-school.
698
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,680
So I'll be talking
to your brother. Hm?
699
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,000
We're an equal partnership...
700
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:40,960
We're an equal partnership...
701
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,480
aren't we?
702
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,280
Like Wham.
703
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,000
So, what is it you want from me?
704
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:48,840
So, what is it you want from me?
705
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,760
Continuity, sweetheart.
706
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:56,000
In Manolito's absence,
we provide the same product,
707
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:56,200
In Manolito's absence,
we provide the same product,
708
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,960
and the relationship continues
as it did before.
709
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,680
The only change being
I'm not Egyptian,
710
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,000
and I don't have
a penchant for exotic monkeys.
711
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,040
and I don't have
a penchant for exotic monkeys.
712
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,040
Except that one.
713
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,920
OK, agreed.
714
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,440
As long as you get authorisation from
Mr McCann, we're continuity-a-go-go.
715
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,000
That's a dealbreaker...is it?
716
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,520
That's a dealbreaker...is it?
717
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,840
Problem, exotic monkey?
718
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,720
No, absolutely no problem at all.
719
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,000
Is it, Donna?
720
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,960
Is it, Donna?
721
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Okey-dokey.
722
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,160
I mean, I might get ten years.
723
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,400
I can't get fucking ten years.
724
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,000
How are you gonna get ten years
on a first offence?
725
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:44,800
How are you gonna get ten years
on a first offence?
726
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,760
You thick twat.
Well, five, then.
727
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,040
Come out of prison,
little fella's gonna be in school.
728
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,720
He's not even gonna know me.
729
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,000
What else are you gonna do,
JJ? You've tried running.
730
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,280
What else are you gonna do,
JJ? You've tried running.
731
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,520
It's either go to prison
or hide out in Vin's shack
for the rest of your life.
732
00:29:56,560 --> 00:30:00,000
Hm.That bloke in the Scottish
Highlands, he did forty years -
733
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,520
Hm.That bloke in the Scottish
Highlands, he did forty years -
734
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,600
said he preferred being alone.
735
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,760
That sounds nice.
736
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,520
Fucking sounds nice. You can't
be on your own for five minutes.
737
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,000
You can't have a poo
without needing a chat.
738
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,360
You can't have a poo
without needing a chat.
739
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,440
Fucking...Sarim, yeah?
Do you know what pisses me off?
740
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,560
I know he's been up
to all kinds of shit.
741
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,960
I've been to his house.
I've seen him on his fucking laptop.
742
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,840
But he's Teflon, ain't he? Everyone
thinks he's this respectable guy.
743
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,680
We need access to his computer, so.
744
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,000
None of us know how to do that.
745
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,000
Oh, fucking Beatrice!
746
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Oh, fucking Beatrice!
747
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,120
Beatrice, dude.
What about her?
748
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,040
You told me she was a computer whizz.
You ask her.
749
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,920
Oh, no.You will.
No. No. No. No.Come on.
750
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:32,000
Every single time I've fucking
involved a female friend...
751
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,320
Every single time I've fucking
involved a female friend...
752
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,680
in your bullshit,
it ends in fucking disaster!
753
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,000
One time.
Twice.
754
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:40,800
One time.
Twice.
755
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,360
- This'll be the third?Yes!
- Jim.
756
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,120
Does she know how to hack
into computers?Almost certainly.
757
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,000
She's gotta fucking help me, then.
She's a fucking professional person!
758
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,360
She's gotta fucking help me, then.
She's a fucking professional person!
759
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,800
She can fucking give us a hand.
Jim, look at that baby's face.
760
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,800
Do not make me look at the baby.
Look at that baby.
761
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,000
I won't look at the baby!
Do you want that baby to grow up
without his dad?
762
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,080
I won't look at the baby!
Do you want that baby to grow up
without his dad?
763
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,920
Look at the baby.
764
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,640
Aww.
765
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,000
I'll ask her, you fucking twats.
Yes! Good lad.
766
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,080
I'll ask her, you fucking twats.
Yes! Good lad.
767
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,640
Are you aware
of the 1990 Computer Misuse Act?
768
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,640
Or the 2018 Data Protection Act?
769
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,000
I mean, cybercrime carries
a potential two-year imprisonment.
770
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,480
I mean, cybercrime carries
a potential two-year imprisonment.
771
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,560
You're right. I told 'em.
772
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,240
But he's a desperate man,
and he's clutching at straws.
773
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,000
Look, forget I asked. I'll bell him
up and tell him it's no dice.
774
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,920
Look, forget I asked. I'll bell him
up and tell him it's no dice.
775
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,440
Hey. I didn't say I wouldn't do it.
776
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,000
I just said it's incredibly risky.
777
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:28,880
I just said it's incredibly risky.
778
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
But I could be persuaded.
779
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,800
Bea...
What?
780
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:36,000
Are you sure about this?
781
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,760
Are you sure about this?
782
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,960
Oh! Well, it seems you are.
783
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Oh, I've got a boner
like a wood mallet.
784
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,400
Oh, I've got a boner
like a wood mallet.
785
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,880
But your lad's in that field.
786
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,080
I'm parked round the back -
he doesn't know I'm here.
787
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,000
Bea.
788
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,360
Bea.
789
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,000
Splitting up with you...
790
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,240
..it did a number on me.
791
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,320
I don't wanna open myself up
to that again.
792
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,040
You won't. I promise.
793
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,000
You and me were right, Jim.
794
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:08,400
You and me were right, Jim.
795
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,720
It's just the time that was wrong.
796
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,000
I still like ALL the same things.
797
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,040
Oh, fuck.
798
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,960
20th Century Boy #
799
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:40,000
Right, I've set a program running
that scans 100,000 options a minute
800
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,080
Right, I've set a program running
that scans 100,000 options a minute
801
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,040
to crack Sarim's password.
802
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,440
Does it usually work?
What's your password?
803
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,120
Carol...6969.
804
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,000
Christ.Exactly.
It's something easy to remember.
805
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,560
Christ.Exactly.
It's something easy to remember.
806
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,960
You want my advice,
use an underscore -
807
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,600
massive pain in the bum
to hack an underscore.
808
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,000
Right, well, let's hope
Sarim hasn't used one.
809
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:56,760
Right, well, let's hope
Sarim hasn't used one.
810
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,840
- No, we're in.
- You're fucking joking.What?
811
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,760
That was really fucking quick.
Expert, you see?
812
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:04,000
Computer genius.It's just about
knowing the right software.
813
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,600
Computer genius.It's just about
knowing the right software.
814
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,880
Right, I need plausible deniability.
815
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,000
I'm not looking at a single email.
816
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,920
I'm not looking at a single email.
817
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,360
I'm going to leave the room
and fix myself a drink.
818
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,240
Listen, like, thank you so much.
Pleasure.
819
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,000
She's amazing.
You, dickhead.
820
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:20,440
She's amazing.
You, dickhead.
821
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,000
Where the fuck did you find her?
She's an old friend of mine.
822
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,880
I think you're punching
way above your weight.
823
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,000
OK, right,
we need notes, screenshots -
824
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:28,400
OK, right,
we need notes, screenshots -
825
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,640
anything in these emails
that can incriminate Sarim.
826
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,920
Go on. I don't
understand this shit, dude.Right.
827
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:36,000
Now I've done a favour for him,
I need yous to do a favour for me.
828
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,200
Now I've done a favour for him,
I need yous to do a favour for me.
829
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,320
There's a sentence to put
the fear of God into the heart.
830
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,200
What do you want from us?
You're travellers.
831
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,000
You live in shitty caravans.
Oi!Fucking watch it, Jim.
832
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:44,840
You live in shitty caravans.
Oi!Fucking watch it, Jim.
833
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,400
We are fucking travellers.
We don't live in shitty caravans.
834
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,880
Your fucking people do.
I need one...
835
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,000
to live in while the repairs
are being done on my house.
836
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:52,120
to live in while the repairs
are being done on my house.
837
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,680
Are you not staying with Paslowski?
Yeah, while he's away.
838
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,840
But he's due back on Sunday, and
I'm not gonna stay living with him
839
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,920
like we're
Morecambe and cunting Wise.
840
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:00,000
OK. I have an idea. Now,
will you require an indoor toilet?
841
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,200
OK. I have an idea. Now,
will you require an indoor toilet?
842
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,520
Fuck me, you'll need a fucking
indoor, outdoor, the lot.
843
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,000
Unless you want him shitting all
over t'front garden like a feral fox.
844
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,800
Unless you want him shitting all
over t'front garden like a feral fox.
845
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,600
Bloody arsehole on this bastard here.
846
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,000
It's weary from years of toil.
847
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,320
Oh!
848
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,560
Well, it looks like
you've still got some feelings
849
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,000
for the old flame, doesn't it, eh?
850
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,800
for the old flame, doesn't it, eh?
851
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,720
What makes you think that?
Well, I fucking saw it. I could tell.
852
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,680
Women.
853
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:32,000
They just break your heart
and screw you up.
854
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:32,040
They just break your heart
and screw you up.
855
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,480
Well, sounds like there's a story
in that. Are you gonna tell me?
856
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,440
I don't wanna talk about it.
857
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,960
Oh, will you piss off, man?
Get it off your fucking chest.
858
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Come on.
859
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,720
We were both married...
but not happy.
860
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,320
We started having an affair.
861
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,000
It was the first time
in my life, that...
862
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,800
It was the first time
in my life, that...
863
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,360
I couldn't stop thinking
about someone.
864
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,640
I was fucking besotted.
Yeah.
865
00:34:56,520 --> 00:35:00,000
Oh, I know you think I'm just
an old cunt that stinks of pigs.
866
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,240
You are.But I have feelings, Vin.
I know.
867
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,000
Just because I don't post 'em on
Facefuck like the rest of the world.
868
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,520
Just because I don't post 'em on
Facefuck like the rest of the world.
869
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,800
Don't... Don't get into
one of your rants.
870
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,160
Tell me how you split up.
What happened?
871
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:12,000
Well, she's sexually...
872
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,800
Well, she's sexually...
873
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,600
very adventurous.
874
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,760
You did... Yeah, you mentioned that.
No, Vin.
875
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,640
Very.
876
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:20,000
I mean, I'm broadminded.
Hmm.
877
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,960
I mean, I'm broadminded.
Hmm.
878
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,800
But every time
we'd done one thing...
879
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,480
she wanted to push it further.
Right.
880
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,000
And further.
Alright.
881
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:28,400
And further.
Alright.
882
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,840
Yeah, and you do it, don't you,
if you're besotted?
883
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,320
Yeah. I know what you mean.
Yeah. I get it, I do. I mean...
884
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,000
Well, we were at her house one day.
885
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,360
Well, we were at her house one day.
886
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,680
Thought we had
the place to ourselves, and...
887
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,480
she'd arranged this...
888
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,240
particular adventure.
889
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,000
And we were
right in the midst of it -
890
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:44,120
And we were
right in the midst of it -
891
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,000
fucking worst possible moment...
892
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,880
..when in walked little Elvis.
Oh, shit.
893
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,000
We didn't see him straight away
because, like, we were so...
894
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,080
We didn't see him straight away
because, like, we were so...
895
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:57,280
I mean, fucking God knows
how much he saw.
896
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,000
But we just heard this little voice.
897
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:00,200
But we just heard this little voice.
898
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,800
'Mummy?'
Ah.
899
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,960
And he was just
fucking stood there...
900
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Yeah...like the fucking image
would be burnt on his eyeballs
901
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,560
Yeah...like the fucking image
would be burnt on his eyeballs
902
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,120
for the rest of his fucking life.
903
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,480
How old was he, though?
Oh, I dunno, eight?
904
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,800
Eight.
905
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,000
She ended it with me straight away.
906
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,320
She ended it with me straight away.
907
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,240
It broke her marriage,
908
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,880
and it tore
that fucking kid's life apart.
909
00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:24,000
I should never
have gone looking for her.
910
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,880
I should never
have gone looking for her.
911
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,280
I should get her back
out of my life again.
912
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,200
Jimbo, that's a shit idea
if she's making you happy.
913
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,000
Happy? And what is happy?
914
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,120
Happy? And what is happy?
915
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,560
It's like the fucking sunshine.
916
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,560
Oh, it's nice while it's out,
917
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,000
and then suddenly, the clouds come
along, and you're piss-wet through.
918
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,720
and then suddenly, the clouds come
along, and you're piss-wet through.
919
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,720
Fuck it.
920
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,560
Happiness is a cunt.
921
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,960
Oh, my God.
922
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,000
Oh, Sarim, you naughty boy.
923
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,200
Oh, Sarim, you naughty boy.
924
00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:58,960
Ah, guys!
925
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,880
Guys! I think I know
what's going on. Right.
926
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,000
We are gonna need some hardcore
surveillance on this fucker!
927
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:04,920
We are gonna need some hardcore
surveillance on this fucker!
928
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,160
Who knows how to use a camera?
I do.
929
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,520
Aye, and me. I also...please.
930
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,520
- Let me have a go?
- No.
931
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,120
Please.
932
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,960
Do you know how to use it?
933
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,200
Er... Yes.
I've used a camera before, Meena.
934
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,400
OK, keep the subject
centre of frame.
935
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,880
Use a long focal length for
exaggerated depth of field.Yeah.
936
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,000
Use shorter lengths
to balance sharpness
between foreground and background.
937
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,040
Use shorter lengths
to balance sharpness
between foreground and background.
938
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,200
Be careful of camera shake.
These lenses magnify
the worst parts of your photo.
939
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,000
Oh, my God! You just keep it, then.
940
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:36,200
Oh, my God! You just keep it, then.
941
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:37,760
Sure Shot #
942
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,800
Shit, he's on the move. Go.
943
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,400
# I'm on like Dr John, yeah, Mr Zu Zu
944
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,000
# I'm a newlywed, not a divorcee
945
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,200
# I'm a newlywed, not a divorcee
946
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,320
# And everything I do is funky
Like Lee Dorsey
947
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,560
# Well, it's the taking
Of the Pelham 123
948
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,000
# If you want a doody rhyme...
949
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:52,440
# If you want a doody rhyme...
950
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:56,200
Get down.What are you doing?Just
get down. Just be a tripod.Fuck.
951
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,680
Hey!
Hey, you said you wanted to help.
952
00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,000
Not like this. It's
demeaning, Meena.Just stay still.
953
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,800
Not like this. It's
demeaning, Meena.Just stay still.
954
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,640
# I keep my underwear up
with a piece of elastic
955
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,000
# I use a bullshit mic
that's made out of plastic...
956
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:08,480
# I use a bullshit mic
that's made out of plastic...
957
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,640
Can I at least press the button?
958
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,520
Fine, go on.
959
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,440
Thank you.
960
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,000
# Cos you can't
You won't, and you don't stop
961
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,800
# Cos you can't
You won't, and you don't stop
962
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,240
# Cos you can't
You won't, and you don't stop #
963
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,000
Fine.
Oh, yeah, finally.
964
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,680
Fine.
Oh, yeah, finally.
965
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,960
Hello, this
is Beatrice Ebden, leave a message.
966
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Bea.
967
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,040
It's Jim.
968
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,480
Listen, there's summat
I need to say.
969
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,440
Jim?!
970
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,640
Jim, you fucking deaf cunt!
971
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,000
Jim?!
972
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,360
Jim?!
973
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,560
Ha, mister! Do you know where Jim is?
974
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,000
Oh, he'll be over on his own farm.
975
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,000
I'm after getting him a caravan,
976
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,920
I'm after getting him a caravan,
977
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,160
but I need a big strong vehicle
to help me pull it along.
978
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,600
I can help, if you like?
You can?
979
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,000
Oh, my God, you're an angel.
Do you know that?
980
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:20,800
Oh, my God, you're an angel.
Do you know that?
981
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,760
This is our opportunity
to look fucking cool.
982
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,680
- I wanna see some smouldering.
- Mm.
983
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,000
Intimidation.
Absolutely!Yeah.
984
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:28,560
Intimidation.
Absolutely!Yeah.
985
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,680
Entrapment.
Don't mention entrapment.
986
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:33,560
Listen, don't mention entrapment
or anything like that.
987
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,000
Here we go.
Oh, yeah, look - pillars.
988
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,080
Here we go.
Oh, yeah, look - pillars.
989
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,000
Just listen.Let's lean. Lean on
the pillars.Don't do anything daft.
990
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,160
Already, you're getting on my tits.
991
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,000
Looks cool.Don't lean
on the pillars.Intimidation.
It's threatening and cool.
992
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,480
Looks cool.Don't lean
on the pillars.Intimidation.
It's threatening and cool.
993
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,800
Dude, it looks like
a Christian rock album.
994
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,960
The three Muske-fuckheads.
995
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,880
Nice to see you, too, Sarim.
996
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,520
Yeah, what the fuck are you lot
doing here? This is my house.
997
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,000
What if my wife was here?
I don't want her knowing
I associate with low lives.
998
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,120
What if my wife was here?
I don't want her knowing
I associate with low lives.
999
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,040
We knew your wife
weren't here, Sarim.
1000
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,080
We watched her leave.
1001
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,000
That was cool.Foreboding.
That was foreboding.Yeah.
1002
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:08,960
That was cool.Foreboding.
That was foreboding.Yeah.
1003
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,480
Smouldering and everything.
You've been watching my house?
1004
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:15,200
Some new information
has come to light. May we?
1005
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,600
This is you leaving
your estate agent's office.
1006
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,720
This is you arriving at a house
for sale, meeting a female client.
1007
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,000
Here you are going inside
with said female client.
1008
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,040
Here you are going inside
with said female client.
1009
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,480
Doing the same thing again,
at another house for sale,
1010
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:32,000
with another female client,
and again, meeting a female client.
1011
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:32,440
with another female client,
and again, meeting a female client.
1012
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,320
That's you.
That's me. Mixed them up.
1013
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,840
Why have you got that in there?
That's one of mine. Yeah.
1014
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,440
So what are you suggesting?
1015
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,000
You're taking your lady friends
into the houses you have for sale.
1016
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,560
You're taking your lady friends
into the houses you have for sale.
1017
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,320
And then I'll tell you
what you're doing.
1018
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,000
I think you're using other people's
houses to store and sell your drugs.
1019
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,320
I think you're using other people's
houses to store and sell your drugs.
1020
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:52,120
Prove it.Here you are receiving a
package full of drugs from this man.
1021
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,280
Arriving at another house for sale,
waiting for this man...
1022
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,000
to come and get it
from a black duffel bag.
1023
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,880
to come and get it
from a black duffel bag.
1024
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,160
I'm gonna take all this shit
we've gathered here,
1025
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,000
and I'm gonna give it to Carl Slater.
1026
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,000
That dog-bumming twat?
Yeah, the very same.
1027
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:04,320
That dog-bumming twat?
Yeah, the very same.
1028
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:08,080
And when he sees all this, I think
he's gonna wanna look at houses...
1029
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,800
two, five, and seven, is it?
Mm.
1030
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,000
I reckon there's gonna be
a bunch of drugs in there
1031
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,160
I reckon there's gonna be
a bunch of drugs in there
1032
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,960
that belong to you an' all,
in't there?
1033
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,280
Looks like we're gonna have to ring
Detective Poodle Shagger.
1034
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,000
That's a bit close.
Oh!
1035
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:20,360
That's a bit close.
Oh!
1036
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,360
Too close.
Fucking JJ!
1037
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,840
He deserves jail!
1038
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:28,000
He ruined my fucking wedding.
1039
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,080
He ruined my fucking wedding.
1040
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,920
So, yes, I set him up!
1041
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,880
And I'll tell you now,
if you lot squeal on me,
1042
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,840
I'll take that bastard down with me.
1043
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,000
I'll say he's up to his eyes
in gear.
1044
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,160
I'll say he's up to his eyes
in gear.
1045
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,080
And whatever I get,
he's gonna get the fucking same.
1046
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,160
Now, get the fuck out of my house.
1047
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,760
Yeah, I think we've got it.
Say cheese.
1048
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,800
Sorry about that.
1049
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,000
Can I Call You Rose? #
1050
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:52,840
Can I Call You Rose? #
1051
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,280
A voicemail? Really?
1052
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,000
Look, I just wanted to say
what I needed to say.
1053
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,240
Look, I just wanted to say
what I needed to say.
1054
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,680
I helped your friend.
That was a criminal act.
1055
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,680
You owe me.
1056
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:16,000
Well, at least let me inside
so we can talk about this.
1057
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,200
Well, at least let me inside
so we can talk about this.
1058
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,120
Come on.
1059
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,760
I'll take
that bastard down with me.
1060
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,000
And whatever I get,
he's gonna get the fucking same.
1061
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,320
And whatever I get,
he's gonna get the fucking same.
1062
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,480
That's quite the dossier.
Now, listen.
1063
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,240
JJ's no angel,
but he's not been selling cocaine
1064
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,000
like Sarim's been
selling fucking cocaine.
1065
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,400
like Sarim's been
selling fucking cocaine.
1066
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,080
Yeah. He still jumped bail.
1067
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,360
Yes, but only because,
you know, he's er...
1068
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,560
scared and innocent.
1069
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,000
Innocent?
He was just frightened.
1070
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,880
Innocent?
He was just frightened.
1071
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,560
He had no money
and this brand-new baby on the way.
1072
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,040
So he sold a bit of gear
like a muppet.Yeah, well, you know.
1073
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,000
It's understandable - it's what
any parents-to-be would do...
1074
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,040
It's understandable - it's what
any parents-to-be would do...
1075
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,840
take up the drug trade.
Here, look, just trust me.
1076
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,800
We're all mad with him
for doing what he's done.
1077
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,000
He's missed the birth of his son.
I-I mean...
1078
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,480
He's missed the birth of his son.
I-I mean...
1079
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,920
he's been terrified - looking over
his fucking shoulder for months now.
1080
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,000
Boo-hoo.
Fucking hell, right.
1081
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,240
No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
I'm doing it. Carl. Carl, come here.
1082
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,640
Look at that baby.I'm not
looking at a baby.Look at it.
1083
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,000
Look at the fucking baby, Carl.
Right? Look at it!
1084
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:28,040
Look at the fucking baby, Carl.
Right? Look at it!
1085
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,760
Look at it, square in the eye.
1086
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,640
Right, do you want that baby
to grow up fatherless?Listen.
1087
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,920
Look at all three of us
under a fucking bridge, doing this.
1088
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:36,000
He had no mum and dad,
1089
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,880
He had no mum and dad,
1090
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,800
in and out of foster homes
all his life, and now he's fucked.
1091
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:44,000
My dad was a pisshead, and my mam
fucked off when I was only little.
1092
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:44,200
My dad was a pisshead, and my mam
fucked off when I was only little.
1093
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:47,360
I'm fucked! You had no dad around.
1094
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,800
Your nan had to drag you up.
And her poodle.
1095
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,400
I swear to God...
Argh.
1096
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,000
Are you gonna
bring the fucking poodle up now?
1097
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,280
Are you gonna
bring the fucking poodle up now?
1098
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,560
Tell him you're sorry.
Sorry. I am, actually. I'm sorry.
1099
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:59,560
Listen, sending JJ to jail
serves zero purpose.
1100
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,000
Whereas Sarim.....and his supplier.
You know, cos he will cough up.
1101
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,360
Whereas Sarim.....and his supplier.
You know, cos he will cough up.
1102
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,920
But look, we're gonna
have to move fucking quick,
1103
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,880
or he's gonna move the evidence, man.
1104
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,280
Oh.
1105
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,800
Should we not leave
it outside Jim's house?
1106
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,760
Oh, no, there's a few repairs
I can help him with.
1107
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:32,000
I'll just get the tools.
You're a good man, you know, Elvis?
1108
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:32,200
I'll just get the tools.
You're a good man, you know, Elvis?
1109
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,720
You just help us uncouple it?
No bother.
1110
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,840
The First Cut Is The Deepest #
1111
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,000
Mum?
1112
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:40,080
Mum?
1113
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:48,000
# I would have given you
all of my heart...
1114
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,000
# I would have given you
all of my heart...
1115
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:04,000
# And she's taken
almost all that I've got...
1116
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,600
# And she's taken
almost all that I've got...
1117
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:12,000
# Baby, try to love again...
1118
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,120
# Baby, try to love again...
1119
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,160
It won't fit in there! Argh!
1120
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,000
Mummy?
1121
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,360
Mummy?
1122
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,600
# The first cut is the deepest...
1123
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,000
Fuck! Fucking hell!
1124
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:28,440
Fuck! Fucking hell!
1125
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,320
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
1126
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,240
Fuck! Fuck!
1127
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,000
Fuck! Fucking cunt!
1128
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,800
Fuck! Fucking cunt!
1129
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,760
Fucking... Fucking cunt...
1130
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,000
# When it comes
to being lucky, I know
1131
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,520
# When it comes
to being lucky, I know
1132
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,480
# That's how I know
1133
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,000
# The first cut is the deepest
1134
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:52,640
# The first cut is the deepest
1135
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,000
# Baby, I know
1136
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,040
# The first cut is the deepest...
1137
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,840
# I still want you by my side
1138
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:14,320
# Just to help me
dry the tears from my eyes
1139
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,000
# And I'm sure gonna give you a try
1140
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,120
# And I'm sure gonna give you a try
1141
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,000
# And if you want
I'll try to love again... #
1142
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:24,440
# And if you want
I'll try to love again... #
1143
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:46,000
It looks like Manolito's cruise has
gone through the Bermuda Triangle.
1144
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:48,000
He's not coming back.
1145
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,880
He's not coming back.
1146
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,760
What would you like me to do
about the usurpers?
1147
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,000
Manolito...
1148
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,000
had something very precious of mine.
1149
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,680
had something very precious of mine.
1150
00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:59,680
And I want it back.
1151
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,000
Keep them close...
1152
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:04,120
Keep them close...
1153
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,920
and pretend
everything's nice and dandy.
1154
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,520
Mm.
1155
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:12,000
Hello, everybody!
1156
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,960
Hello, everybody!
1157
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,720
Oh, my...
1158
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,960
Where are all your clothes?
We live in a big community.
1159
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000
We have no possessions. No phones.
1160
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,120
We have no possessions. No phones.
1161
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,320
No internet. No underpants.
1162
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,320
I am gonna go in, undercover.
1163
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,560
See if they are ripping him off
or not.Judith, Jon.
1164
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,000
This is Ashley.
Did you see it, Jon?
1165
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,920
This is Ashley.
Did you see it, Jon?
1166
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,000
What, his massive penis?
1167
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,960
There is no need... Oh!
1168
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Why don't you join us?
Yeah.
1169
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:36,160
Why don't you join us?
Yeah.
1170
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,120
Join us, Ash.
1171
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,520
Yes, Ashley, join us.
1172
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,320
# I got so much trouble in my mind
1173
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,920
# I got so much trouble in my mind
1174
00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:51,520
# I got so much trouble in my mind
1175
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,640
# Give me the strength to carry on
1176
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,720
# Give me the strength to carry on
1177
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:04,600
# Cos everything I got
Is just about gone
1178
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,960
# And I think about it
1179
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,960
# I think about it
1180
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
# I think about it... #
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