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This programme contains very
strong language from the outset
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and throughout.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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You said you'd give me more shifts
next week, but you cut me back again.
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Sorry, Erin.
It all slows down this time of year.
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Gotta keep staff numbers lean, Erin.
(SIGHS) Lean?
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Gotta keep staff numbers lean, Erin.
(SIGHS) Lean?
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Lean like a sirloin steak. Open
us a bottle of champagne, darling.
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We're celebrating.
We'd just won a very precious...
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We're celebrating.
We'd just won a very precious...
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Very expensive...
..historical heirloom at auction.
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We got it for 20k.
Wow.
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But we know - nudge, nudge -
it is worth significantly more!
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But we know - nudge, nudge -
it is worth significantly more!
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Kimmy here can't contain herself.
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She is moist with excitement.
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More than moist, Dougie.
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More than moist, Dougie.
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I'm pleased for you. What is it?
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(CRASH)So sorry!Oh, shit!
Uh, one second, I'll help you.
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While you're down there...
(BOTH CACKLING)
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While you're down there...
(BOTH CACKLING)
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It's Captain Hardy's pocket watch.
Ah.
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She won't know who Captain Hardy is.
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She won't know who Captain Hardy is.
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I do actually,
Admiral Nelson's number two.
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Oh, well done you.
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Actually, his flag captain,
but you're very close.
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Talking of very close,
while down there...
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Talking of very close,
while down there...
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(BOTH CACKLING)
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# BARRETT STRONG: Money #
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# BARRETT STRONG: Money #
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DR CHRIS: (TANNOY)
'Vincent O'Neil to Room Two, please.
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Vincent O'Neil to Room Two.'
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Oi, you sound like someone working
at the fuckin' checkout at Asda.
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Oi, you sound like someone working
at the fuckin' checkout at Asda.
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Look at that.
Oh, for fuck's sake, dude.
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(CHUCKLING) It's horrible, dude.
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(CHUCKLING) It's horrible, dude.
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You're gonna end up losing your
fuckin' license if you carry on
like that.
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Wearing it to a mate's 50th
is gonna bring the house down.
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Has he asked you to wear that,
has he?
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Has he asked you to wear that,
has he?
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He knew the risks, didn't he?
Fuckin' hell, dude.
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Don't be shy. Cop a feel. Come on.
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Ooh!
Ooh, did it hurt?
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Imagine carrying that around
all day in your chinos.
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Imagine carrying that around
all day in your chinos.
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I wouldn't have to worry about
carrying that shit around in me
chinos,
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cos no one's rooting around in my
fuckin' trousers, are they?Shit!
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It's really stuck, innit?
It's stuck.Hmm.
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It's really stuck, innit?
It's stuck.Hmm.
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Here.
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Careful! What if someone came in?
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Fuckin' Pikeys!
(OBJECTS CLATTER)
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Oi! Fuck you doing, you?
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Oi! Fuck you doing, you?
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You lots think you can put
your deck chairs out anywhere.
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I pay council tax for this field.
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You can pick up the chair and
stop being and eejit, will you?
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You can pick up the chair and
stop being and eejit, will you?
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You pick up the fucking chair.
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Why don't you go back to whatever
fucking pub you left your mammy
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blowin' a tramp in, you fuckin'-
(GRUNTS)
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CARDI: Oh! Fuck!
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(GRUNTS, GROANS)
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Fuckin' hell! Ash!
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(COUGHING)
Bellend.
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(COUGHING)
Bellend.
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(HE GRUNTS, GROANS)
Fuck!
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If I catch you around here again,
I'll rip the spine out of your back
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If I catch you around here again,
I'll rip the spine out of your back
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and shove it down your
friend's throat, you hear me?
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Go on. Fuck off.
Fuck 'em, let's go.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Ashley Dennings, there's something
fuckin' wrong with you.
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Ashley Dennings, there's something
fuckin' wrong with you.
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You have to fight in there
like your Auntie Aoife.
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# THE CURE: Boys Don't Cry #
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# Boys don't cry... #
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I'm not very happy about her
being here.I know that,
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but she's your fuckin' wife.
So, it doesn't matter what
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but she's your fuckin' wife.
So, it doesn't matter what
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you've been through, does it?
Nought will change that, will it?
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That's not true, is it?
She's committed bigamy.
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It's a criminal offense like.
Fuck's happened to you?
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It's a criminal offense like.
Fuck's happened to you?
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I got dicked.
Was he massive?
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Our Niall didn't say he was massive.
He was, yeah. Quite big.
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He wasn't fuckin' massive, Cardi.
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He wasn't fuckin' massive, Cardi.
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He was a tiny little scroat,
this lad.
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He were fucking fast though.
Was he quick?
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Was he though, Ash?
I just said he were fast, didn't I?
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What's the point of me being here
if I don't do the thing that I'm
supposed to do?
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What's the point of me being here
if I don't do the thing that I'm
supposed to do?
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I'm the tough one.
We all have our things.Hm.
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Erin's got brains, Meena does death,
JJ... likes podcasts,
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Erin's got brains, Meena does death,
JJ... likes podcasts,
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Vinnie... does...
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Depression.
..depression and that stuff.
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You're good at stuff too, man.
You're not just a fucking lump.
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You're good at stuff too, man.
You're not just a fucking lump.
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You're a very integral member
of the gang.I want a fight.
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No. It's a bad idea, Ashley.
I think I need it.
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No. It's a bad idea, Ashley.
I think I need it.
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I've gone all soft.
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Nah, nah-nah. Ash, Ash, nah-nah. No.
I'm not joking, lads.
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He's make me look like a right fool
there now.And I won't mind,
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He's make me look like a right fool
there now.And I won't mind,
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but's it's only him and JJ
seen the fuckin' thing.
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It's not like they blabbing it
to all and sundry.
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We told you, though, didn't we?
You did tell me about it, yeah.
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We told you, though, didn't we?
You did tell me about it, yeah.
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To be fair now, our Niall's
seen it now and Tommy Sweeney.
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And the Mohan sisters,
the six of them were watching.
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After making a TikTok of it,
you know. And one of them gifs.
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They've done a gif?
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Look.
(LAUGHTER)
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Move out of way so I can see it.
That is hilarious.
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Oh, well, I'm glad
you're all just gobbling up
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Oh, well, I'm glad
you're all just gobbling up
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my disappointment
and my embarrassment here, guys.
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Maybe I do have something to prove.
Oh, Ash.
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And that is staying there.
Oh, now you see, look.Move already!
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And that is staying there.
Oh, now you see, look.Move already!
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That was your fault, Carol.
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Ash!
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# As I was going over
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# The far famed Kerry mountains... #
(GRUNTING)
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# The far famed Kerry mountains... #
(GRUNTING)
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(BOTH ROAR)
Alright, lads.
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Hey, Niall. I have a favour for you.
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Would you fix me up a fight?
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Would you fix me up a fight?
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(RAUCOUS LAUGHTER)
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What is so funny about that?
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Oh, Ashley, that's a good one.
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Oh, Ashley, that's a good one.
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A fight?
Yeah.
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After this morning's performance?
Just a bit ring rusty is all.
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Nothing wrong with that. We were
working hard in the gym, you know.
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Yeah, your gym body, looks great,
but it does nothin' for you.
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Yeah, your gym body, looks great,
but it does nothin' for you.
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I got an idea. Why don't we organise
a fight for Ashley ourselves?
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How are you gonna do that?
Advertising.
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What you gonna do? Put a postcard
up in the soft play area?
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What you gonna do? Put a postcard
up in the soft play area?
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(RAUCOUS LAUGHTER)
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Very good.
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Come on now. Don't be gettin' all
upset. We're only takin' the piss.
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Whatever.
Listen, listen.
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I know someone who knows a fellow,
who knows a man who knows the craic.
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I know someone who knows a fellow,
who knows a man who knows the craic.
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Make the call so.
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(LINE RINGING)
Here we go, Ashley. You're back.
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Donal? Yeah.
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Listen, I was given
your number by an acquaintance.
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Listen, I was given
your number by an acquaintance.
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I hear you're fixing fights
for some of the new lads.
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A-ha.
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My guy?
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Ashley Dennings.
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But listen, he wants to fight.
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Yeah, he wants to work hard
and prove himself. OK.
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Just you text me
all the details then. OK.
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OK, good man yourself, Donal.
OK. OK, bye, bye.
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OK, good man yourself, Donal.
OK. OK, bye, bye.
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Well? Huh?
Sorted.
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Yeah, what-what is sorted?
What are the details?Tell us.
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Yeah, what-what is sorted?
What are the details?Tell us.
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Someone bailed...Yeah?
..and there's a spot for you.
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Now listen.
God!
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You're fighting Benjy O'Conner.
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You're fighting Benjy O'Conner.
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In a Barn Burners bout.
Saturday 28th.
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28th of this month?
Yeah.
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Ooh, an O'Conner.
O'Conner?
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Ashley Dennings is back, baby.
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Ashley Dennings is back, baby.
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Hang on, hang on. Barn Burners?
Barn Burners, baby!
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What's Barn Burners?
(WHOOSHING)
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I don't know. What is it?
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JIM: Wait till you see this bit.
(ALL GROAN)
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His elbow's backwards!
Like I said, classic.
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Niall set me up.
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Niall set me up.
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Sounds like you asked him for
a fight and he got you a fight.
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No, no, no. It was boxing
I asked for, not whatever that is.
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The fuckin' purest sport
there is, this.
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The fuckin' purest sport
there is, this.
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Fuckin' strikin',
wrestlin', grapplin'...
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You can even stick
your finger up someone's anus
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You can even stick
your finger up someone's anus
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if the opportunity arises.
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(BOTH GROANING)
Anything goes in Barn Burners.
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Ey, this is fuckin' brutal.
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I'm not able to do a single thing
they're doing on there.
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I'm not able to do a single thing
they're doing on there.
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You only need a bit
of fuckin' coachin'.
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Coaching? Who's gonna coach me
how to do all that?
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TA-DA!
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Fuckin' you! As if, like! (LAUGHS)
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Hey! Merchant Navy days.
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Six months laid off between boats.
Got into fightin'.
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Six months laid off between boats.
Got into fightin'.
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Had to earn me keep somehow.
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I fuckin' fought 'em all, I did.
Did you win?
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Let's just say, I earned enough
to keep me in ladyboy shows.
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Let's just say, I earned enough
to keep me in ladyboy shows.
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What?!
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(JAZZ MUSIC)
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(JAZZ MUSIC)
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(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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I'm not expecting anyone, Donna?
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Neither am I.
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It'll be something
that you've ordered online
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after one too many
cherry brandies.
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after one too many
cherry brandies.
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Like that weighted blanket.
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Or that tiny jug
you thought was a much bigger jug.
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Or that tiny jug
you thought was a much bigger jug.
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(PHONE THUDS ON TABLE)
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(OMINOUS STING)
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(OMINOUS STING)
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What the fuck do you want, Joey?
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Manolito would be
turning in his grave
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if he saw
how fucking filthy this place is.
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00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,040
if he saw
how fucking filthy this place is.
233
00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:28,000
What do you want, Joey?
I've come to make you an offer.
234
00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,640
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
235
00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000
You get to live...
236
00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:38,760
You'll eventually earn more money
than you've ever dreamed of earning.
237
00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,000
But you do have to pay us back
for that statue.
238
00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,280
But you do have to pay us back
for that statue.
239
00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,640
I mean, that's a line
you just don't cross.
240
00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:48,000
And you have to get rid of
Vincent O'Neil.
241
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,200
And you have to get rid of
Vincent O'Neil.
242
00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,840
# It's passing me by
243
00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,080
# Been in and out
244
00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,720
# In front of my judgmental eyes
245
00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,480
# Precious disguise...
246
00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,200
How flexible is "get rid of"?
247
00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,000
It's about as flexible
as my cock after six Viagra.
248
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,880
It's about as flexible
as my cock after six Viagra.
249
00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,800
# I am flesh
250
00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,440
# Bones
251
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,640
# I am skin
252
00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,600
# Soul...
253
00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,320
I know you're a worthless
piece of shit, Davey.
254
00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,000
With your stupid haircut,
and your stupid moustache,
255
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,480
With your stupid haircut,
and your stupid moustache,
256
00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:25,880
and your weird, fucking camp
way of speaking, it's just...
257
00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,240
Charming.
258
00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,000
Unless you want
to join your brother
259
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,000
Unless you want
to join your brother
260
00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:33,280
strewn across a fucking field
in five fucking pieces...Six.
261
00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,000
..you'll do what's asked of you.
262
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,160
..you'll do what's asked of you.
263
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,400
# I am human...
264
00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,040
(CHUCKLES MENACINGLY)
265
00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,840
# Nothing more than human...
266
00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,000
Do we understand each other?
267
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:44,720
Do we understand each other?
268
00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,720
(MUSIC DISTORTS)
269
00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,400
Yes.
270
00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,000
Good.
# I am human... #
271
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:52,800
Good.
# I am human... #
272
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,720
So, the sooner O'Neil's dead,
the better.
273
00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:00,000
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
274
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,800
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
275
00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,240
Here he is.
276
00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,040
Boss champ.
277
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,400
Yeah.
278
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,000
(WHOOSHING)
279
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:08,160
(WHOOSHING)
280
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,280
Yeah.
Good, isn't it?Yeah.
281
00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,480
What's all this shite then?
282
00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,320
Where's all the real training gear?
Functional training.
283
00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,000
I'm gonna turn you
into a fuckin' killin' machine.
284
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,960
I'm gonna turn you
into a fuckin' killin' machine.
285
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,360
(CHUCKLES) Alright.
What the fuck's that for?
286
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,720
Social media.
It don't matter how well he boxes,
287
00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,000
it's about his online presence,
you know.
288
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,560
it's about his online presence,
you know.
289
00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,400
Is nothing sacred?Make sure
you stay on that side, Cardi,
290
00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,240
get that fuckin' sharp
jaw line, Cardi, yeah?
291
00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,000
I want it all uploaded as we go,
right?Don't worry. Yeah, yeah.
292
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,120
I want it all uploaded as we go,
right?Don't worry. Yeah, yeah.
293
00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,720
Now, lets start off light.
See where we fuckin' land up.
294
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,000
Oh! Fuck! Jesus Christ!
295
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,240
Oh! Fuck! Jesus Christ!
296
00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,120
Ooh!Fuck's sake, Jim.
What happened to taking it light?
297
00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,400
That's about as fuckin' light
as it gets.
298
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,000
Benjy O'Conner is gonna
wanna fuckin' hurt you,
299
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,560
Benjy O'Conner is gonna
wanna fuckin' hurt you,
300
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:54,120
squeeze your ball bag
until it fuckin bursts!
301
00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,000
Right, no time for baby steps.
302
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:56,960
Right, no time for baby steps.
303
00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:01,360
I wanna a one, two, slip,
cross, roll, hook, cross.
304
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,240
Right. Easy.
305
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,040
Go on.
306
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,200
Fuckin' wrong!
307
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,520
Jim, do you really
need to keep hitting him?
308
00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:12,000
It's a pleasure/pain principle.
309
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,560
It's a pleasure/pain principle.
310
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,240
I get pleasure
while I'm givin' him pain.
311
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,840
Alright, that's-
Fuckin'...
312
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,480
(PHONE NOTIFICATION DING)
313
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,720
Right, what do you think?
314
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:25,640
Ah, no, love. You don't suit green.
You can't wear that.
315
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,000
It clashes with your complexion.
I always used to say to her
316
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:28,520
It clashes with your complexion.
I always used to say to her
317
00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:32,040
when she was a little girl,
"Never wear green or red..."
318
00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,000
Actually purple,
and stay away from orange.
319
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,000
I don't even want to go out tonight.
Sugar, we have not been out
320
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,280
I don't even want to go out tonight.
Sugar, we have not been out
321
00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,840
in a very long time, OK? So just...
322
00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:42,600
Go and put your blue dress on,
please.Yeah, go on.
323
00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,960
Aw!
Well now you're just being a baby.
324
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,280
She was like this when
she was little, you know.
325
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:52,000
Tantrums all the time.
Do you know what?
326
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,520
Tantrums all the time.
Do you know what?
327
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,960
Once, I asked her to put
her little hand up the U-bend
328
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,280
to de-clog the toilet,
she went ballistic.
329
00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,000
I said, "If this is gonna be
your attitude in life,
330
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,720
I said, "If this is gonna be
your attitude in life,
331
00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:04,600
no one is gonna like you,
let alone love you."
332
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,640
Well I love you.
(CHUCKLES)
333
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:07,760
(PHONE DINGS)
334
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:08,000
Right, come on, taxi's here.
335
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000
Right, come on, taxi's here.
336
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,280
Fine.
Go on.
337
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,880
(FRUSTRATED SIGH)
338
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,000
Put a coat on.
339
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:16,960
Put a coat on.
340
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,840
# AC/DC: Back In Black #
341
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,520
(GASPS)
Shugs.
342
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:23,200
(LAUGHS) Oh, my God!
(ERIN EXCLAIMS)
343
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,000
You knew!
344
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,240
You knew!
345
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,880
ASH: Here come in for a photo there.
Everyone say, "Erin."
346
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:40,000
ALL: Erin!
347
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,440
ALL: Erin!
348
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,280
How's the job going?
Hm. Good.
349
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:47,200
It's in one of those swanky bars,
so the tips are really good.
350
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,000
Hm.But the owners,
fucking hell, they're just bellends.
351
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,040
Hm.But the owners,
fucking hell, they're just bellends.
352
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,240
Bellends of Belhundrus.
He's like an old-school perv
353
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,640
and she just, well,
looks down her nose at everyone.
354
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,000
They sound awful.
Hm.
355
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:56,760
They sound awful.
Hm.
356
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,200
Posh bosses like that.
What's happened to your face?
357
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,160
Was in a scrap, Erin.
Don't worry about it.
Basically, I have a big fight
358
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,000
coming up, so been doing a lot of
training for it with Jim over there.
359
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,160
coming up, so been doing a lot of
training for it with Jim over there.
360
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:08,600
Why would you do that?
You don't like fighting.
The last time, you got drugged,
361
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,760
and he has to take your place.
And I was sick.
We all remember how that ended up.
362
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:12,000
Hm.
Just because I'm fucking handsome
363
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,400
Hm.
Just because I'm fucking handsome
364
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,400
doesn't mean that
I'm not the tough one anymore.
365
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,120
Like, I'm not to be
messed with, Erin.OK.
366
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,000
Look, he was the laughin' stock
of everyone.
367
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,360
Look at the fuckin' state of that.
(LAUGHTER)
368
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,240
Oh, let's all enjoy that again(!)
Some things never change, do they?
369
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,000
Fuck's sake.
I missed you all.
370
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:28,360
Fuck's sake.
I missed you all.
371
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,600
Well, come back.
372
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:33,160
I can't. Tyler loves it there and...
started a new life.
373
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,000
Oh, but, I have got something
that you might be interested in.
374
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,120
Oh, but, I have got something
that you might be interested in.
375
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:40,680
Oh, yeah? Look at that fucking
crafty face. Come on then, spill it.
376
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,200
Right, OK. You know the owners
I was talking about?Hmm.
377
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,000
They're called Kim
and Dougie Radcliffe.
378
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,280
They're called Kim
and Dougie Radcliffe.
379
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,400
They were in the bar the other day,
celebrating.
380
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:50,920
They offered me a glass of champagne
to toast the heirloom that they got.
381
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,000
Captain Hardy's pocket watch.
382
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:52,800
Captain Hardy's pocket watch.
383
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,200
KIM: Cheers.
(GLASSES CLINK)
384
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,920
Who's Captain Hardy?
385
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,040
He's the fat one
from Laurel 'n Hardy.
386
00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,520
(ALL GROAN)
387
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:00,000
He's fuckin' Nelson's sailing mate.
388
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,720
He's fuckin' Nelson's sailing mate.
389
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,000
Correct. (CLICKS TONGUE)
390
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,680
"Kiss me, Hardy" and all
that bollocks.You what?
391
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,000
Fuckin' Nelson's last words
to Hardy: "Kiss me, Hardy."
392
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,480
Fuckin' Nelson's last words
to Hardy: "Kiss me, Hardy."
393
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,480
Right.
So they were gay, so, these lads?
394
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,360
Well, they weren't land gay.
It's just a bit of sea gayness.
395
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,000
Fuckin' sea gayness isn't a thing,
you cunt.It fuckin' is!
396
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,600
Fuckin' sea gayness isn't a thing,
you cunt.It fuckin' is!
397
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,960
Ey! You can go insane couped up
on those choppy waves.Hm.
398
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,000
Stand above them.It's completely
different to land gayness.
399
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,280
Stand above them.It's completely
different to land gayness.
400
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,560
We got a tip-off that a watch coming
up for auction was indeed the watch
401
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,200
belonging to Hardy, only...
402
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,840
..it's been sold as
a standard antique.
403
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:32,000
Ahhh.
I'm an nautical expert.
404
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,600
Ahhh.
I'm an nautical expert.
405
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,800
It's got a unique signature
scratched on the back.
406
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,000
So, it's Nelson Mandela's
gay friend's watch?
407
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,400
So, it's Nelson Mandela's
gay friend's watch?
408
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,160
Fuckin' Admiral Nelson!
You know!
409
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,200
And has a big column, too,
in London.
410
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,000
Fuckin' huge thing and that fuckin'
twat stuck at the top of it.
411
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,120
Fuckin' huge thing and that fuckin'
twat stuck at the top of it.
412
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:52,320
This big, important man,
his last words were a gay request.
413
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,560
(BELL DINGING)
(SAILORS SHOUTING)
414
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,000
(CANONS BOOMING)
415
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,200
(CANONS BOOMING)
416
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,000
Please, nurse, just one moment
alone with the Admiral.
417
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,240
Please, nurse, just one moment
alone with the Admiral.
418
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,800
I am under strict instructions
to not leave him.
419
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,000
(WATCH TICKING)
420
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,800
(WATCH TICKING)
421
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,320
For you, my pocket watch...
422
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,160
for one minute alone
with the Admiral.
423
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,800
(GENTLE MUSIC)
424
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,680
One minute. No more.
425
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,520
(SAILORS' SHOUTING CONTINUES)
426
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,560
And so cometh the end...
427
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,720
Talk fucking normal.
428
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,840
(SHIP CREAKING)
I shall miss you, Sir.
429
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,000
Miss you with all my heart.
430
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,560
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC)
431
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,000
Kiss me, Hardy.
432
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:44,880
Kiss me, Hardy.
433
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:52,000
# Love lift us up
where we belong... #
434
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:52,880
# Love lift us up
where we belong... #
435
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,360
Sea gayness.
436
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,920
I need to book that cruise I've
been meaning to go on.(LAUGHTER)
437
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,000
Well, the Ratcliffes said
it's worth £200,000.
438
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Well, the Ratcliffes said
it's worth £200,000.
439
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,320
Fucking 'ell.
440
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,160
Lord fire.Yeah, well that's
what they've insured for anyway.
441
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,960
Well, where do they live?
442
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,560
I didn't tell you,
so you could nick it.
443
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,360
(TALKING OVER EACH OTHER)
Oh, piss off.
444
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,720
(LAUGHTER)
445
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,000
So if that picture of you with
your kit off has got 80 likes,
446
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,520
So if that picture of you with
your kit off has got 80 likes,
447
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,160
but that video of Jim
punching you in the face
448
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,800
has got over 22,000.
449
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,720
That can't be right.
450
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,200
Yeah, it says,
"Who's the old man coaching?"
451
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,000
"Whiplash, but with boxing."
452
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:32,320
"Whiplash, but with boxing."
453
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:36,640
"More videos of the psychotic
old gnome knobhead, please."
454
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,840
Psychotic is right. He is psychotic!
He had me training earlier on,
455
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:40,000
carrying bales of hay from
the farmhouse up to the tractor,
456
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,520
carrying bales of hay from
the farmhouse up to the tractor,
457
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,960
back and forth, back and forth,
it took seven hours.As training?
458
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,480
As training, yeah.
459
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,000
He was really pedantic
about it as well.
460
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,120
He was really pedantic
about it as well.
461
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,800
"Make sure you keep them in
a straight line,"
462
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,160
and doing all that.
Yeah.He was really anal about it.
463
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,000
Yeah. Did he just drive off
with them in the end?
464
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,120
Yeah. Did he just drive off
with them in the end?
465
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,680
Just drove off with them
at the end, yeah.Hm.
466
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,000
Ah!Yeah.He had me working
for free, the fucker!Yeah.
467
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,400
Ah!Yeah.He had me working
for free, the fucker!Yeah.
468
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,760
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah. For seven hours.
469
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,960
Seven hours, yeah.
Invoice him for that, you know.
470
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000
Here, delete that last one.
No, it looks good man.
471
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,200
Here, delete that last one.
No, it looks good man.
472
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,640
Cardi, delete the photo.
I don't like my jawline in it.
473
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,200
No.
I don't like...
474
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,640
Ah! You hit me in the cock, man!
475
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,000
Cardi, delete the photo!No.
476
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:20,400
Cardi, delete the photo!No.
477
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,560
It's fucking important
that people see it.
I don't like my jawline in it.
478
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,000
No, it's... No. It's good.
We've gotta keep it up.
479
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,000
It's... Argh! Care...
480
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:28,120
It's... Argh! Care...
481
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,880
I am gonna MMA you back-
Is your... Is your bike OK?
482
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,480
Flat tyre.
483
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,000
Oh, well, I can fix it
for you if you want?
484
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,760
Oh, well, I can fix it
for you if you want?
485
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,080
What, do you know how to?
486
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,080
Yeah, yeah, you just need the thing.
487
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:43,000
You know, the thing that goes
into the thing...The what?
488
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,000
The, erm... The inner whatsit that
goes inside that slides in to the...
489
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,440
The, erm... The inner whatsit that
goes inside that slides in to the...
490
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,800
the, you know...
The inner tube.The inner tube.
491
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,000
Oh, right. Yeah, well, I don't...
I don't have one of them.
492
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,600
Oh, right. Yeah, well, I don't...
I don't have one of them.
493
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,040
I've got a fixing kit though,
at home, but my...
494
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,440
my dad usually does it for me.
Oh.
495
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,920
I should learn how to do it, really.
Bet there's loads
496
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,000
of clips on YouTube.
Yeah, or-or I can teach you.
497
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,880
of clips on YouTube.
Yeah, or-or I can teach you.
498
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,520
Well, that'd be good.
499
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,000
Maybe we could go for a drink after.
Yes. I'd like that, yeah.
500
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,840
Maybe we could go for a drink after.
Yes. I'd like that, yeah.
501
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,400
I'll give you my number.
Oh, yeah, do.
502
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,960
Come here.
Old school.
503
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:16,000
It's Gilly with a G.
504
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,720
It's Gilly with a G.
505
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,080
Gilly with a G.
Aw!
506
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,720
Alright then.
Cardi with a... with a...
507
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,000
..C.C.
Well, nice to meet you.
508
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,520
..C.C.
Well, nice to meet you.
509
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,400
(SQUEALS)Nice to meet you too.
Take care of yourself now.
510
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,120
See you.Bye now.
Bye.Yeah.
511
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,880
See you.
512
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,560
Yeah, and that's just a great way
to meet girls at the park.
513
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,160
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
514
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,000
You're married to my sister,
fucking idiot!
515
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,560
She's fucking married to Keith.
516
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,200
I wasn't doing anything. I just said
I could fix your puncture.
517
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,680
Fix your puncture, all that we know.
Yeah, the inner tube.
518
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,000
Don't do it again.Don't tell
Carol, man. She'll castrate me.
519
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,360
Don't do it again.Don't tell
Carol, man. She'll castrate me.
520
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,680
Oh, I'm not gonna tell Carol.
I'm not gonna walk head first
into that viper's nest.
521
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,760
Show me the phone.
(MIMICS) "What you been doing?"
522
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,000
(NORMAL) She'll say.
Exactly!
523
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,120
(NORMAL) She'll say.
Exactly!
524
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,040
(MIMICS CAROL)
What you been doing with Cardi?
525
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,920
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
Show me the video.Alright.
526
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,400
Feel the fucking burn.
527
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,000
(GROANING IN VIDEO)
528
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:04,160
(GROANING IN VIDEO)
529
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,160
We're coming for you Benji O'Connor!
(ROARS)
530
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,200
Attractive, isn't he?
531
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,000
I'll take your word for it.
532
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,040
I'll take your word for it.
533
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,600
Trust me. You said
you wanted to tap the gay market
534
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,840
and that guy's your man.
535
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,840
Where there's cock, there's brass.
536
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,480
Beautifully put, Dusty.
537
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,120
Find him!
538
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,280
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING OVER VIDEO)
OK.
539
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,000
(PHONE RINGING)
540
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,800
(PHONE RINGING)
541
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,880
Oh, bollocks. Erm...
542
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:36,000
Davey?
543
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,080
Davey?
544
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,720
Vincent.
545
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,480
You wanted a little tete-a-tete?
546
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,000
Listen, I need to talk
to you about McCann.
547
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,080
Listen, I need to talk
to you about McCann.
548
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,040
He's been in touch.
549
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:50,400
JIM: Kill the fucking sheep!
It stinks. Oh, sorry.
550
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,920
I need you to come in hard.
551
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:52,000
That swing, it needs to come around
from the shoulder. Poof, poof.
552
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,800
That swing, it needs to come around
from the shoulder. Poof, poof.
553
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,320
Right, full swing. OK.
Anymore notes?
554
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,000
Yeah. If you get too close
to the other bloke's head,
555
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,280
Yeah. If you get too close
to the other bloke's head,
556
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,920
stick your tongue in his earhole,
it's very discombobulating.
557
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,360
Keep your voice down there.
If someone's listening to this,
558
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,000
they'll be freaked out. (CHUCKLES)
Who's listening?
559
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,760
they'll be freaked out. (CHUCKLES)
Who's listening?
560
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,720
Some fucking old codger at the bar?
561
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,000
I am.
562
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,000
Who the fuck are you?
563
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,240
Who the fuck are you?
564
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,920
Let me introduce myself.
565
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,200
Dusty Glazer.
566
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,480
I manage the best fighters.
567
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,000
I spotted your content online
and thought I'd check you out.
568
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,440
I spotted your content online
and thought I'd check you out.
569
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,320
Very impressive.
Oh, so y-y-y-you like
570
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,680
what you see, do you?
Who are you, his pimp?
571
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,000
Well, yeah, if by pimp you mean
his absolute best friend!
572
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,760
Well, yeah, if by pimp you mean
his absolute best friend!
573
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,280
And I'm his fucking coach.
574
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,000
(LAUGHS) The lunatic from
the videos.Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
575
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:40,680
(LAUGHS) The lunatic from
the videos.Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
576
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,680
Oi, I've turned him
577
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:46,000
into someone who's got a chance
of winning this fucking scrap.
578
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,000
Well, I can turn him into a star.
An online sensation.
579
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,280
Well, I can turn him into a star.
An online sensation.
580
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:55,960
He's not fucking interested.
Are you?
581
00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:01,080
Look, this guy was a useful gimmick,
but gimmicks don't last.
582
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,960
I've taken fighters to the top.
583
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
And they're pulling in thousands
in promotion and sponsorship deals.
584
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,960
And they're pulling in thousands
in promotion and sponsorship deals.
585
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,480
The money's not in the fight purse.
586
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,720
It's in social media.
587
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,000
And do you think this old git
knows anything about that?Oi!
588
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,720
And do you think this old git
knows anything about that?Oi!
589
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,920
I fucking know about social media.
590
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,000
Xhamster, fucking bukkake.
591
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,680
Xhamster, fucking bukkake.
592
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,240
Do you really want this man
representing you?
593
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,960
There's loads of fighters out there,
594
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
but you're the one
who's got my attention.
595
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,200
but you're the one
who's got my attention.
596
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,720
This is a crossroads,
Ashley Dennings.
597
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,320
That moment in life
when Lennon met McCartney,
598
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,000
when Morrissey met Marr,
when Harry met Sally...
599
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,000
when Morrissey met Marr,
when Harry met Sally...
600
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:43,000
Wow.Grab it with both hands
and your life will change.
601
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,000
# STEVIE NICKS: Edge of Seventeen #
602
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,360
# STEVIE NICKS: Edge of Seventeen #
603
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,440
Sorry, Jim.
604
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,000
# Just like the white-winged dove
Correct decision.
605
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:52,880
# Just like the white-winged dove
Correct decision.
606
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,680
# Sings a song,
sounds like she's singing... #
607
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,760
Oh, well, that's just
fucking wonderful isn't it, eh?
608
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,000
That's a fucking Judas move,
and it won't be forgotten.
609
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,920
That's a fucking Judas move,
and it won't be forgotten.
610
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:06,600
I hope fucking Benji O'Connor
snaps your fucking kneecap off!
611
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,560
You alright? You a bit annoyed?
612
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:16,000
Oh, you... Fucking hell, dude.
Vincent.
613
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,240
Oh, you... Fucking hell, dude.
Vincent.
614
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,440
The fuck have you come as?
You look like a flasher.
615
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,000
I'm risking my very life having
this chat with you.I'm sorry.
616
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,720
I'm risking my very life having
this chat with you.I'm sorry.
617
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,280
So, Terence McCann.
618
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,000
I think he knows that
I've had hold of that statue.
619
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,560
I think he knows that
I've had hold of that statue.
620
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,520
That's not the best news, Vincent?
621
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,000
It's terrible news, man.
What's he gonna do?
622
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:40,080
It's terrible news, man.
What's he gonna do?
623
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,080
I don't know.
624
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,800
(UNSETTLING MUSIC)
625
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,400
Oi!
626
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,000
Fuck! No, you dick head.
Chocolate bar?
627
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:56,440
Fuck! No, you dick head.
Chocolate bar?
628
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,560
Can fucking see that,
but who offers chocolate like that?
629
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,640
I thought it was a gun.
Shhh!
630
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,640
You've a vivid imagination, Vincent.
631
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,000
Yeah, well, listen.
You're not above fucking hurting me,
632
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,720
Yeah, well, listen.
You're not above fucking hurting me,
633
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,080
or shooting me in the fucking head,
in a park.
634
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,960
You're paranoid, sweetheart.
635
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
Besides, I'm more of a "poison in
a bottle of pop" kind of man.
636
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,320
Besides, I'm more of a "poison in
a bottle of pop" kind of man.
637
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,880
I can't stand the mess.
638
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,000
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
639
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,560
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
640
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,120
# RAM JAM: Black Betty #
641
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,440
OK, Ashley, if you just wanna
come in and stand here,
642
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,000
just to get some pictures.
For the poster, is it?
643
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,200
just to get some pictures.
For the poster, is it?
644
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,120
Poster. Yeah, it's for the poster.
645
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,800
(CAMERA CLICKS)
That's really nice.
646
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,960
You can take the gloves off now.
Just look in my eyes.
647
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,600
Look in your eyes?
Yeah.
648
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,560
OK, now, if you just unzip.
All off.
649
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,480
Yeah.(CAMERA CLICKS)
Flex your pecs.
650
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,400
Pop hip. Pop, pop.
OK, now turn round.
651
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,000
So I can see you. Yeah.
That's beautiful.(CLICKING)
652
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,560
So I can see you. Yeah.
That's beautiful.(CLICKING)
653
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,400
Yeah! Yeah, work it. Work it.
(PHONE CAMERA CLICKING)
654
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,000
# Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
655
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,240
# Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
656
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,560
# Black Betty had a child
657
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:04,600
# Bam-ba-lam
658
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,120
# The damn thing gone wild...
659
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,000
Right. Round the back.
Round the back.
660
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,160
Right. Round the back.
Round the back.
661
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,920
# The damn thing gone blind... #
(GLASS SHATTERS)
662
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,200
Where's Ash?
663
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,640
CARDI: He said he needed to get
in the zone for his fight.
664
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,000
We need to hurry up, though,
cos I told him we'd be there
before it starts.
665
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,600
We need to hurry up, though,
cos I told him we'd be there
before it starts.
666
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,200
I said we'll be there, and we'll
fucking be there. We have to be.
667
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,480
Listen, were looking for
a pocket watch. Spread the fuck out.
Is that it?
668
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,000
Is that a pocket watch?
It's a massive clock!
669
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,960
Is that a pocket watch?
It's a massive clock!
670
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,360
Yeah.Twit.
Woah, will you look at that!
671
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,440
What did I say we were looking for?
Was it a tuna?
672
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,000
Pocket watch!Go and find
the bloody pocket watch. Spread out!
673
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,840
Pocket watch!Go and find
the bloody pocket watch. Spread out!
674
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,400
Vin, I feel bad about
not being there for Ashley, man.
675
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,880
No, look now, that's enough now.
That's enough!
676
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,000
I fucking said we'll be there,
and we'll be there.
677
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:40,960
I fucking said we'll be there,
and we'll be there.
678
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,520
It's less than an hour's drive away.
Go and find that watch.
679
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,440
I know, but I should
be warming up his body.
680
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,480
Find the watch.
681
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,000
Feeding him boiled chicken
and boiled... eggs.
682
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,240
Feeding him boiled chicken
and boiled... eggs.
683
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,400
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
684
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,280
Dennings. Dennings. Dennings.
685
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,000
The crowd are gonna love you.
Yeah.
686
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,880
Cheer up. It's your big night.
687
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,840
I dunno, just like, you know...
688
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,000
..my mates,
they said they'd turn up.
689
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:12,360
..my mates,
they said they'd turn up.
690
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,720
Wish me luck,
that sort of thing, you know?
691
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,000
The fight game is a lonely business,
Ashley.
692
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:20,560
The fight game is a lonely business,
Ashley.
693
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,360
You can only ever
really count on yourself. Hm?
694
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,480
Yeah.
And when you win tonight,
695
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,000
you and me are going on
a journey together.
696
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,240
you and me are going on
a journey together.
697
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,080
(CHUCKLES)
698
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,520
If I win, that is.
699
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,000
Hey, my fighters don't lose. Hm?
700
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,360
Hey, my fighters don't lose. Hm?
701
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,360
(OMINOUS STING)
Little helping hand.
702
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,000
Steroids?
Nah, that's old school.
703
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:44,520
Steroids?
Nah, that's old school.
704
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,120
This is amphetamine mixed with EPO.
705
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,720
Expensive stuff.
706
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,840
Don't look at it as cheating,
707
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:52,000
see it as enhancing
your chance of winning.
708
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,520
see it as enhancing
your chance of winning.
709
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,360
Come on. We're going on a journey.
Yeah. Yeah.
710
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,000
Come on.
711
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,160
Come on.
712
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,040
Dennings. Dennings.
713
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,680
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
714
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,560
I bet you lot didn't even know
that Atlantic blue fin tuna, right,
715
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,120
can weigh more than a fucking horse.
716
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,000
Oh, and they can travel
for up to 40 miles per hour?
717
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,760
Oh, and they can travel
for up to 40 miles per hour?
718
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:22,000
Not if they're in a fucking sandwich
they can't. Look for the watch.
719
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,880
Where the fuck would they hide it?
720
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:24,000
Oh. And they don't have sex.
721
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,760
Oh. And they don't have sex.
722
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,920
Who, the Ratcliffes?
No!
723
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,920
Tuna.
Oh, my good God.
724
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,000
How about this? If you keep
talking fish-based facts,
725
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,840
How about this? If you keep
talking fish-based facts,
726
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,120
I am gonna put a fucking
tuna in your bum-I found it!
727
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,920
I found it!
Hooray!Come on!
728
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,000
Yes!That's theft! That is theft!
729
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,760
Yes!That's theft! That is theft!
730
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,840
DOUGIE: Hello! Who's in there?
Fuck my arse.Shit.
731
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,000
Oh, my God. He's meant to be away!
They're fucking here, aren't they?
Get upstairs, you!
732
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:48,400
Oh, my God. He's meant to be away!
They're fucking here, aren't they?
Get upstairs, you!
733
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,760
What, now?
Go and hide. Just you! Just. Jus...
734
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,600
What are you doing?
We need to just look hard.
735
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,000
But with reason.
But with a bit of reason.
736
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:56,040
But with reason.
But with a bit of reason.
737
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,480
Alright, mate.Who the fuck
are you? What the fuck do you want?
738
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,720
(WHISPERS) Fuck.
Now, listen.
739
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,000
I think you just put that
little wrencharoo down,
740
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:04,800
I think you just put that
little wrencharoo down,
741
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,000
let's have a chat about this-
(EXCLAIMS)
742
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,040
Hey, hey, hey.
Alright, alright, alright.
743
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,240
Just, just, just,
just chill it out, man.
744
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,000
You fucking tattooed twat.
What you doing in my home?
745
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
You fucking tattooed twat.
What you doing in my home?
746
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,960
You seem to be quite a nice man,
you've got a middle class thing,
747
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,160
a bit Richard Hammond.
748
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,000
You know fuck all about me,
or what I'm capable of.
749
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,120
You know fuck all about me,
or what I'm capable of.
750
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,160
Two moves,
and you're on the fucking floor.
751
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,560
Alright, I mean let's
not do any ninja stuff now.
752
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,000
Oh, fucking hell.
Are you alright?
753
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,480
Oh, fucking hell.
Are you alright?
754
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,160
I'm calling the police.
I'm not alright.
755
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,760
He fucked my shin up, dude.
756
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,800
(ROCK MUSIC)
757
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,440
(GROANING)
758
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,200
Go and get him!
759
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:47,960
Hey! Hey!
760
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,000
# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
761
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,560
# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
762
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,160
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
763
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,040
Get here, you.
Give me that fucking phone.No.
764
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,000
I'm fucking serious!
Give me the fucking phone.
765
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,120
(GRUNTS)
Oh, fuck me.
766
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,040
(GROANS)
767
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,000
(DOUGIE THUDS)
768
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:08,720
(DOUGIE THUDS)
769
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,080
(GASPS) What the fuck's happened?
770
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,760
Vinnie's just killed him
with a big fish.
771
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,720
Dude, I didn't kill him
with the fucking fish.
Listen. Listen seriously.
772
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,000
All I did was slam him
against that wall.
773
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,360
All I did was slam him
against that wall.
774
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,400
It's not load bearing.
(COUGHS)
775
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,400
Turn him round on his side.
Son of a bitch, dude!
776
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,000
There we go.
What the fuck's that meant to be?
777
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,240
There we go.
What the fuck's that meant to be?
778
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,920
It's the recovery position.
He looks like he's fucking the tuna
779
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:31,000
that nearly killed him. Come on.
Let's get the fuck out of here then.
You got the watch?In my pocket.
780
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,000
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Phone, watch. Phone, watch.
781
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,280
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Phone, watch. Phone, watch.
782
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,640
While you're down there...
783
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,120
# ..brown paper bag within
784
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,880
# I tripped on a cloud
785
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,720
# And fell an eight miles high
786
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,840
# I tore my mind on a jagged sky
787
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,000
# I just dropped in to see what
condition my condition was in... #
788
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:52,720
# I just dropped in to see what
condition my condition was in... #
789
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,200
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
790
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,360
(BLOWS THUDDING)
791
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,000
ASH: Fuck it.
792
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:12,200
ASH: Fuck it.
793
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,840
# ALT-J: Left Hand Free #
794
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,000
CARDI: Can't this go any faster?
We're not gonna fucking make it.
795
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:20,840
CARDI: Can't this go any faster?
We're not gonna fucking make it.
796
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,240
BOTH: Course we will!
797
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,640
I promise we'll get there.
I want to be there for Ash, man!
798
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,760
I wanna to be there for my brother!
ERIN: You will be!
799
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,280
(FAST TICKING)
800
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,000
(PHONE RINGING)
801
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:44,880
(PHONE RINGING)
802
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,560
It's not fucking mine.
Or mine.
803
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,520
It's not mine.
Who's is it then?
804
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,480
Vinnie, it's coming from your pocket.
Oh, fuck me!
805
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:52,000
What?Dougie's phone.
It's Dougie's phone.
806
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,480
What?Dougie's phone.
It's Dougie's phone.
807
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,840
It's Dougie's phone.Fuck off.
Chuck it, it's Dougie's.
808
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,200
I pocketed Dougie's phone.
Fuck, it's Kim!It's not good.
809
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,000
That's bad. We need...
Listen, we need to get rid of it.
810
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,440
That's bad. We need...
Listen, we need to get rid of it.
811
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,320
The police might trace it.
Quick. Quick.
812
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,400
Yeah, out your window.
Go on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
813
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,120
Right, gone you fucking-
Wait, wait, wait!What?
814
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,000
What?
Err...
815
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,280
What?
Err...
816
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,360
(READING)
What?
817
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,560
(READING)
818
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,000
What the fuck? Hang on.
819
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,160
What the fuck? Hang on.
820
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,360
(READING)
821
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,920
What the fuck?
822
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,000
(READING)
823
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:24,400
(READING)
824
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,920
Fuck!
825
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,080
Just a load of text.Oh my God.
"Shall we call the police now?"
826
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,040
Oh that's bad.
Shit!
827
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,000
Fuck! What we do? What...
828
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,600
Fuck! What we do? What...
829
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,560
Take it! Take it!
I don't want it.
830
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,080
Argh!Vinnie, it's about us!
(TYRES SQUEAL)
831
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,000
# So alive
832
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:40,040
# So alive
833
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,560
# Some way up
834
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,080
# So tired
835
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,680
# Some lay up
836
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,120
# I'm a bleeder
837
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,800
# Oh, I yearn
838
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,000
# High seer
839
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,320
# High seer
840
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,080
# So K up
841
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,000
# Hold the phone
(INDISTINCT RING SHOUTING)
842
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,280
# Put the call in
843
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,880
# Don't go
844
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,000
# I'm falling
845
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,120
# I'm falling
846
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,480
# For a bore
847
00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,680
# Appalling... #
848
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,240
(SHOUTING DROWNS OUT SONG)
849
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,560
(INDISTINCT REF INSTRUCTIONS)
850
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,800
Fight!
851
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,760
(CROWD CLAMOURING)
852
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,480
Get him! Get him!
853
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,000
ERIN: Guys, come on, quick.
854
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,520
VINNIE:
Come on. Get in, get in, get in.
855
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,520
(BLOWS THUDDING)
(GRUNTING)
856
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,800
(CAGE RATTLES)
857
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,000
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
858
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,200
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
859
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,360
Fucking hell. C'mon, Ashley lad!
860
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,000
Ash! Ash! Ash!
861
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,240
Ash! Ash! Ash!
862
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,840
Yeah!
863
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,000
Batter the cunt!
864
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,880
Batter the cunt!
865
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,240
# STATUS QUO:
Pictures of Matchstick Men #
866
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,000
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
867
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,840
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
868
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,000
(CHEERING)
869
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:56,320
(CHEERING)
870
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,040
Yes! Yes! Yes!
871
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,880
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
872
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,720
REF: Stop, that's enough!
873
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,480
(BELL DINGS)
(CHEERING)
874
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,480
(ALL CHEERING)
875
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,000
Champione! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
876
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:44,320
Champione! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
877
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,280
(LAUGHTER)
878
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,520
What a lad!
879
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,320
You fucking wasted him!
880
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,800
Oh, Cardi, Cardi, Cardi.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
881
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,000
I didn't know, did I?
You were amazing.
882
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,960
I didn't know, did I?
You were amazing.
883
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,640
Honestly, you really were.
884
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,720
You've got his blood
on your hair there.
885
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,640
Now listen, listen.
Just listen to me.
886
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:00,000
I don't want you doing this
for the likes of us. Alright?
887
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,520
I don't want you doing this
for the likes of us. Alright?
888
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,280
We're really
fucking proud of you anyway.
889
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,960
You should be fighting for you,
you know?
890
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Honestly,
I just wanted to show yous lot
891
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:08,080
Honestly,
I just wanted to show yous lot
892
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,760
I got a bit more steam
left in the tank.
893
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,320
Well, it is very impressive steam.
894
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,520
Good start.
Fuck off.
895
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,000
Bloody hell.
Shoulda taken him with a TKO
896
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,680
Bloody hell.
Shoulda taken him with a TKO
897
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:19,040
in the second round,
but we can work on that.
898
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,680
Cheers Dusty, yeah.
899
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,440
Listen, I, uh...
I'm not gonna really
900
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,000
work for you anymore, to be honest.
Why the fuck not?
901
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,400
work for you anymore, to be honest.
Why the fuck not?
902
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,680
We'll call it a, uh...
903
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,600
..a difference in working styles,
you know?
904
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:32,000
Well, I want three hundred
for that mix you shot in your leg.
905
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,240
Well, I want three hundred
for that mix you shot in your leg.
906
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,800
You wouldn't have won if it
weren't for the Dusty cocktail.
907
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,280
I didn't take the Dusty cocktail.
I threw that shite away.
908
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:40,000
If I'm gonna win,
I wanna win fair and square.
909
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,240
If I'm gonna win,
I wanna win fair and square.
910
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,160
Why'd you take me on
in the first place, Dusty?
911
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,000
Honestly?
912
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,000
Because he said you'd
bring in the pink market.
913
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:48,920
Because he said you'd
bring in the pink market.
914
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,880
Did he?Why do you think
we did all them topless shots?
915
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,920
I cannot believe...
916
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,000
Did-Did they do well online,
did they?
917
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,080
Did-Did they do well online,
did they?
918
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,520
Fuck! Do well online?
919
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:01,640
You're enormous,
and you could've been enormous.
920
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,000
And now, you're no one.
No, listen to you.
921
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:04,440
And now, you're no one.
No, listen to you.
922
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,440
Oi, Dusty with
your shagging cocktail.
923
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,120
Let me tell you about this lad
right here. Fucking "no one".
924
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,240
Shall I tell you who he is to us?
He's our best mate.
925
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,000
And I'll tell you what. You'd do
fucking well to get a pal like that.
926
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,360
And I'll tell you what. You'd do
fucking well to get a pal like that.
927
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,640
I'm not interested in making pals.
928
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,840
I'm interested in winners,
929
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:20,000
and this boy
could've been a knockout.
930
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,160
and this boy
could've been a knockout.
931
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,800
A knockout, eh?
932
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,560
That's for getting me fired!
933
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,000
Run away!
Run away!
934
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:28,200
Run away!
Run away!
935
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,280
I'll rip your beard off!
936
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,400
(PHONE LINE RINGING)
937
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,000
KIM: Hello.
Kim? It's Erin Croft.
938
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,480
KIM: Hello.
Kim? It's Erin Croft.
939
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,240
Who?
940
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,760
Erin, your waitress.
941
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,240
Oh, yeah. What can I do for you?
942
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,000
I know that you knew my dad was Neil.
943
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,600
I know that you knew my dad was Neil.
944
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:49,080
He was your gardener...
when he was sober.
945
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,600
Yeah, that's right.
946
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,000
And I know that
you got robbed tonight.
947
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,680
And I know that
you got robbed tonight.
948
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,920
# GOLDFRAPP: Strict Machine #
949
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,080
I see.
950
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,520
You used me, used me as a mark.
951
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,000
Cheers!
Cheers!
952
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:00,480
Cheers!
Cheers!
953
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:04,160
But you knew if you laid
the crumbs that I'd bite.
954
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,840
It's Captain Hardy's pocket watch.
955
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,000
It was a clever plan, wasn't it?
956
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:08,800
It was a clever plan, wasn't it?
957
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,880
Well, the Ratcliffes said it's worth
£200,000.
958
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,480
Fucking hell.That's what
they insured it for anyway.
959
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,000
Getting your place robbed.
960
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:16,920
Getting your place robbed.
961
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,440
I found it! I found it! I found it!
Come on!
962
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,680
Dougie comes in and interrupts.
Hello!
963
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:24,000
Gets tied up.
964
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,600
Gets tied up.
965
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,400
Whatever you envisaged.
(CHUCKLES)
966
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,280
I haven't got a clue what you're-
We know the watch is fake.
967
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,680
See that tiny symbol there?
968
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:32,000
That is the sign for Incabloc,
right?
969
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,560
That is the sign for Incabloc,
right?
970
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,960
Shock resistance. But that wasn't
patented until the fucking 1930s.
971
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
I want my fucking cut.
972
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,320
And if you don't get it?
973
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,120
The watch gets sent to the insurers
974
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,880
with an explanation
of what you planned.
975
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,000
You underestimated me.
976
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:48,200
You underestimated me.
977
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,840
Bye.
978
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,000
You're bloody there.
979
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,360
Shit bag, what are you smiling at?
980
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,160
I used to hate this life sometimes,
when I was back.Hmm.
981
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,720
And I used to wonder why
you loved it so much...
982
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,080
..but when you pull off a job...
983
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,480
It's just the fucking best
feeling in the world.
984
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,080
It's the best! So good.
985
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,000
(CHUCKLES)
986
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,800
(CHUCKLES)
987
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,880
I've miss you, Brandy Vermouth.
988
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,000
I've missed you.
989
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:20,280
I've missed you.
990
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,480
Christ.
991
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,000
# THE PAPER KITES: Arms #
992
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:28,360
# THE PAPER KITES: Arms #
993
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,520
# What can I give
994
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,000
# That is all for you?
995
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,040
# That is all for you?
996
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,880
# My heart's not good
997
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,000
# Cos it's split in two
998
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,720
# Cos it's split in two
999
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,120
# What can I give
1000
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,040
# That is all for you?
1001
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,000
(PHONE DINGS)
# These arms are all I have... #
1002
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,280
(PHONE DINGS)
# These arms are all I have... #
1003
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,920
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)
1004
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,000
(OMINOUS STING)
1005
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,320
(OMINOUS STING)
1006
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,400
Fuck me.
1007
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,640
# I want you to stay... #
1008
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
DYLAN: What could possibly go wrong?
BANG!
1009
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,440
DYLAN: What could possibly go wrong?
BANG!
1010
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:24,000
# Round and around
1011
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,400
# Round and around
1012
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,840
(CHEERING)
# And around and around we go
1013
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,000
# Oh, now, tell me now
(CHEERING)
1014
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,320
# Oh, now, tell me now
(CHEERING)
1015
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:37,680
# Tell me now, tell me now you know
1016
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:45,760
# (VOCALISING) #
1017
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,000
DAVEY: The king is dead, Vincent.
1018
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,560
DAVEY: The king is dead, Vincent.
1019
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,000
# I've got
so much trouble in my mind
1020
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
# I've got
so much trouble in my mind
1021
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,520
# I've got
so much trouble in my mind #
1022
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,000
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