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Look alive!
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Damn it!
Goddamn it!
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You call that blocking,
you pussy-pukes?
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You gotta pick up
the linebacker!
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Goddamn it! Get off the fucking field,
you limp-ass blowdicks!
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Consider yourselves dead
Friday night! Dead!
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You gonna rejoin
the living tomorrow, Stan?
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You've got to feel the pressure
closing in on you!
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Then you get rid of the rock!
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Now get focused
or get the fuck off my team!
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- Shit!
- Let it go.
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This better be important or somebody's
gonna be doing laps until sunrise.
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Yeah? What?
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Please let me finish this
so we can go home. It's late.
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Mrs Brummel, with all sadness,
no new computers.
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But–
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Get the service guy down here
and get the old ones juiced.
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Mr Tate,
you're dreaming.
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Absolutely no field trips
to New York City.
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I don't think
that you understand.
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You're not getting out
of Ohio. Rethink it.
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And, finally,
Mrs Olson.
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There's just no money
for a musical this year.
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But I bet the football team gets their
new jerseys and their new equipment.
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Have you seen the football stadium
on a Friday night, Mr Tate?
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The entire town is there. This is
a football town, let me remind you,
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and, yes, the team will get
new jerseys and new knee pads...
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and new jock straps and anything else
they want in the name of education...
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because that is what
the school board wants.
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Because that is what
the parents in this town want.
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I'm sorry.
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My frustrated hands are tied.
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I don't see why we can't have
a few new computers...
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so the children will learn
a little set up.
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Miss Drake, the Drama Club had their
heart set on Guys and Dolls this year.
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Well... maybe if they use
last year's set from Our Town.
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Shit, I forgot my keys.
I have to go back.
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See you in the morning,
Mrs Olson.
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Coach Willis.
What can I do for you?
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You look...
very, very pretty tonight,
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- Miss Drake.
- Have you been drinking, Coach?
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I'm sorry to bother you,
but...
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I can't seem to find a pencil.
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You don't need a pencil, Coach.
You need a good night's sleep.
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- I need a pencil.
- Sleep it off, Coach.
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Do you have a pencil?
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Jesus Christ, yes, I have a pencil.
I have plenty of pencils.
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Look, why don't you and your pencil
go home. It's late.
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You look...
very, very pretty tonight.
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Harassment has a really fine line,
Coach. Haven't you read your handbook?
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I've always wanted to do that.
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Would Miss Drake please report...
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to the principal's office?
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- I forgot my grade book.
- Unlock the door! Coach Willis attacked me!
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- Unlock the door, goddamn it!
- I don't have my keys.
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- Let me get help.
- No, don't leave me!
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- Where are your keys?
- Wait–
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In the office.
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I'm gonna get my keys now,
Mrs Olson.
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- Please, let me get help.
- No, just talk to me, okay?
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Miss Drake...
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please be careful.
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He's insane.
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Miss Drake, he's coming!
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Hurry! Hurry!
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Hurry, Miss Drake!
Hurry!
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Hurry!
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- Shit!
- No!
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Hurry!
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Help me!
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Prick.
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I always wanted to do that.
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You fucking bitch!
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What the hell
were you doing?
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Whatever.
All right?
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Sorry. My fault.
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Crash and burn, Casey.
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Get out of the fucking car,
you stupid bitch!
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Goddamn you!
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- You okay?
- Walk much?
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You ran into me, beast.
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Okay, now listen up.
Since we're all wearing the same uniforms,
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let's keep
the hair the same.
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No hair spray, no teasing,
just elegant.
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- Simple. Great.
- Hey.
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Stan, watch it. Those are Estee Lauder lips.
Takes 72 minutes to apply.
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Sorry.
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- Hey, can we talk?
- I can't right now.
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I need a new headline
for the school paper. It's important.
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- So is this.
- I'm sure you think so, honey.
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In fact... it could be just the story
you're looking for.
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Do the words "editor-in-chief"
mean anything to you?
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Leave the news
to me, okay?
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Later.
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That chick weakens legs, meat.
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- One, two, three–
- No, not the pole!
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Yeah, do it again!
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00:10:01,523 --> 00:10:04,526
Yeah!
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Excuse me.
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Could you please tell me where
the office is? It's my first day here.
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Thank you.
I'm Marybeth Louise Hutchinson.
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I really love what you've done with your nose ring.
It brings out the colour in your eyes.
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You're such a fucking pussy.
Hey, fuck you! Fuck you!
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Fuck you, man!
Fuck you!
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Dude, that's not me.
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Doesn't even look like me.
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It's fifty bucks,
right?
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- Does that look like me?
- It's the new you.
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I don't know, man. How do we know
these things are even gonna work?
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Trust me, man.
I'm brilliant.
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Then why are you repeating
your senior year?
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All right, look, man.
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I'll throw in
a couple hits of this.
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Scat. My own recipe.
Guaranteed to jack you up.
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Up the nose, right?
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Whatever works, man.
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Fuck.
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Excuse me, Mr Tate.
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Try to remember, Harry,
the projector's got teeth.
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Sharp ones.
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We should be getting hazard pay
for this sort of faulty equipment.
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- Yeah, right.
- Hey, good morning, Miss Harper.
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I–
I called you this weekend.
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I got your machine.
How's your cold?
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- I can't get rid of it.
- Hello. How are you today?
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A bit tired, but no complaints.
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I got it.
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Can we say,
"retirement"?
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Maybe you should just go home.
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00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,373
No, thank you.
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I'm saving my sick days
for when I feel better.
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00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,715
Maybe I should just put
a pen in my eye.
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When will that bitch turn
the air conditioning back on?
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00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:50,434
Hey, speaking of which,
has anybody seen Principal Drake?
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Maybe she had
a sunstroke and died.
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00:12:58,988 --> 00:13:01,573
What's up with the coach?
He's thirsty.
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00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:06,077
Probably a pregame ritual.
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00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,913
Just looking at him
makes me want to take a piss.
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00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,087
Good morning, Mrs Olson.
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You look
very, very pretty today.
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So...
what was Crusoe's...
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greatest fear?
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Anyone?
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00:13:50,369 --> 00:13:52,204
Yes, Zeke.
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Crusoe's afraid that he'd be
stuck on that island forever...
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with nothing but calluses.
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No, that's not correct.
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Isolation
was his greatest fear.
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Yes, but...
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his external existence
in no way compared...
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to the internal agony
of the loneliness he felt.
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That's very good.
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Like I said, calluses.
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So Cathy tells me one thing,
and then Liz says another...
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and then, of course,
Jenny's got her own story,
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so which one
do you want me to print?
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Print them all.
He's a jerk.
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- Hey, we need to talk.
- No, Stan, baby, I'm in a crunch.
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Could we back-burner it?
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- I'm quitting football.
- You're not playing tomorrow?
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I'm not playing this year.
Would you listen to me?
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I'm quitting the team.
I'm not playing ball... anymore.
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What brought this on?
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Well, I've been weighing
the importance of being a jock...
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- with my impending future, and I decided–
- You just decided?
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Stan, what about college? The football
scholarship is your only shot.
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If I quit now, I can work
harder at studying,
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maybe raise
my grades a little.
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I'd rather go to college...
based on my intellect.
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You're not good
at studying.
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Stan, you're good at football.
Stick to what you're good at.
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Yeah, I've always been good at football
and basketball and every other sport I try.
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I think maybe it's time I try something
I'm not so good at, something different.
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And what am I supposed to do while you're
on a yellow-brick quest for a brain?
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- What?
- The accepted social order...
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is head cheerleaders date star
quarterbacks, not academic wanna-bes.
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Don't be superficial.
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"Superficial."
Four syllables.
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That's really good, Stan.
You're on your way.
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Let me know how
the cancer cure goes.
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I was hoping you'd be
with me on this.
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Now, if everyone will turn
to chapter four:
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"The Nation of the State."
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"Only through conformity
among the masses...
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can the unified state offer the benefits
of power order and security."
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Actually, we covered that
last week, Mr Tate.
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We're on chapter five.
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Whatever.
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Now if you could all please
join Stan on chapter five:
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"Individual Action in Society."
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00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:50,251
What are you reading?
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Double Star.
Robert Heinlein.
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You one of those
science fiction people?
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Y'all believe in alternate universes
and alien beings and stuff?
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00:17:02,261 --> 00:17:04,558
I'm feeling pretty alien
myself today.
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00:17:04,725 --> 00:17:07,602
I'm Marybeth Louise Hutchinson
of Atlanta. I'm new here.
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- No shit.
- What's your name?
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00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:12,357
Why do you want
to know my name?
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'Cause I don't have
any friends.
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00:17:16,151 --> 00:17:19,447
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you seem
to have one less than that.
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00:17:19,615 --> 00:17:23,743
- So I just thought–
- Stokely, are you seducing the new students again?
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00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,744
Hi. I'm Delilah.
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- Happy to have you at Herrington.
- Thank you.
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Don't you love the way Stokely accessorizes
different shades of black in her ensemble?
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- Fuck you, gutter slut.
- I don't know why you insist...
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on being such a bad example
for your people.
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00:17:37,005 --> 00:17:40,008
- What people?
- I hope you're not a violent lesbian like your new friend.
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No.
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00:17:42,301 --> 00:17:44,887
I'm not aware of any lesbianism
in my lineage.
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That's too bad, Stokely. You'll just
have to keep looking for Miss Right.
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Bipolar bitch.
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Violent.
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Yeah.
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- What are you doing?
- I was just eating my lunch, sir.
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This ain't the cafeteria, son.
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Yes, sir.
I'm sorry about that, sir.
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You're–
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- I forget your name.
- Casey.
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Right.
I've seen you around.
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00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:05,757
You're not really
into sports.
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I don't think a person should run
unless he's being chased.
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"Being chased."
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I like that.
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Get outta here.
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- Mrs Brummel, may I have a word with you?
- Certainly.
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Man, get a fucking eye dog.
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Maybe if you didn't paint
your fucking eyes shut.
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- Mr Furlong.
- Present.
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Found something
on the football field.
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Thought you might want
to take a look.
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00:20:15,118 --> 00:20:17,078
- What is it?
- I was hoping you could tell me.
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Want to be
lab partners?
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I didn't know
you were a lesbian.
234
00:20:25,337 --> 00:20:28,005
I don't think
I've ever met one before.
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Have you been out long?
236
00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:33,803
I think it's very impressive
and evolved of you–
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00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:36,430
I'm not a lesbian,
all right?
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Be one. Please.
Fly free.
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You were right about me. I don't have
any friends, and I like it that way.
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00:20:44,979 --> 00:20:48,774
- Being a lesbian is just my security.
- Your security against what?
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People like you.
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Complex.
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Certain mesozoan...
244
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:02,412
only exist in the kidney
of certain squid and octopi.
245
00:21:04,705 --> 00:21:08,917
- Which doesn't make sense because–
- This is Ohio.
246
00:21:09,085 --> 00:21:11,673
Right.
247
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,634
It's a pelagic organism.
248
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,511
- What's pelagic?
- A sea-dwelling organism.
249
00:21:17,678 --> 00:21:19,555
Exactly.
250
00:21:20,973 --> 00:21:25,518
But I don't recognize
this surface tissue at all.
251
00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:28,731
Casey, I don't want to blow smoke up your butt,
but I think you found a new species.
252
00:21:28,898 --> 00:21:30,357
Yeah, right.
253
00:21:30,483 --> 00:21:34,194
It could happen. New species
are discovered every day.
254
00:21:34,362 --> 00:21:36,613
- Don't be so cynical.
- Could it be gnathostomulida?
255
00:21:36,738 --> 00:21:40,408
- No.
- They escaped detection till the mid-20th century.
256
00:21:40,575 --> 00:21:42,326
You just know
everything.
257
00:21:43,494 --> 00:21:45,662
I'm a contradiction.
258
00:21:45,829 --> 00:21:47,872
Check the mesodermic follicles
on its underbelly.
259
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,876
- What does that mean?
- It means we gotta call the university,
260
00:21:52,043 --> 00:21:55,713
let them take a look, maybe get in
on some of that federal grant money.
261
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,549
Our secret...
all right?
262
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:02,929
- Hey, Stokely, maybe it's from your planet.
- Blow me, blood fart.
263
00:22:05,181 --> 00:22:07,933
Did you see that?
264
00:22:09,226 --> 00:22:11,936
What is it doing?
265
00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:21,072
- You think it's amphibian?
- Water resuscitated it.
266
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:23,074
Yeah, but couldn't this kill it?
267
00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,075
Yeah, you don't want
to drown it.
268
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:28,121
- One way to find out.
- Man.
269
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,753
It's all right.
270
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,964
It's okay.
271
00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:49,099
Mr Furlong,
what are you doing?
272
00:22:49,265 --> 00:22:51,100
I'm just gonna check
his prostate.
273
00:22:51,268 --> 00:22:53,103
Actually,
the surface texture changed,
274
00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:56,480
so... I want to feel it.
275
00:23:08,659 --> 00:23:12,203
It can replicate.
Jesus.
276
00:23:14,584 --> 00:23:16,752
Fuck!
277
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,172
Goddamn it!
278
00:23:22,591 --> 00:23:25,802
- I'm okay.
- It has teeth.
279
00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:29,347
Where did it get teeth?
280
00:23:29,515 --> 00:23:32,268
I'm gonna call the university.
281
00:23:44,612 --> 00:23:47,781
I've just been thinking
ahead, Coach,
282
00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:50,283
and...
283
00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:53,787
I've decided
to quit the team...
284
00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:57,623
and concentrate
on my academics.
285
00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:01,045
Okay.
286
00:24:01,211 --> 00:24:03,922
Stan, we'll miss you.
287
00:24:04,089 --> 00:24:06,215
That's it?
288
00:24:06,382 --> 00:24:08,467
Well, what do you
want me to say?
289
00:24:08,635 --> 00:24:11,971
My star quarterback comes to me the day
before we play Brun County,
290
00:24:12,138 --> 00:24:14,807
the only team in the district
that can kick our ass,
291
00:24:14,973 --> 00:24:17,979
and tells me
he doesn't want to play.
292
00:24:18,146 --> 00:24:20,314
There's something up with that.
293
00:24:20,482 --> 00:24:23,984
You seem to be going through
some life-defining turning point,
294
00:24:24,151 --> 00:24:27,696
and I'm not gonna stand in the way
of the human condition.
295
00:24:29,614 --> 00:24:31,616
You do what you have to do.
296
00:24:31,782 --> 00:24:34,494
Thanks for not reaming me,
Coach.
297
00:24:34,662 --> 00:24:38,039
What kind of human being
would I be if I did that?
298
00:24:51,343 --> 00:24:53,219
Hey, give me that back.
299
00:24:56,013 --> 00:24:59,015
Hey, yo, piss wad,
you're in my way.
300
00:24:59,183 --> 00:25:01,018
I'm sorry.
I was breathing here.
301
00:25:04,146 --> 00:25:06,523
Yeah, that's the problem.
You're occupying my air, you anal probe.
302
00:25:06,690 --> 00:25:08,775
Hey.
303
00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:13,321
Yo, Stan.
Tomorrow night, right?
304
00:25:13,489 --> 00:25:16,158
That's right.
We'll kill them!
305
00:25:16,325 --> 00:25:18,413
We draw blood! Yeah!
306
00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:26,711
- It must really blow being you.
- You have no idea.
307
00:26:09,876 --> 00:26:11,711
Yo, Casey, is that you?
308
00:26:19,635 --> 00:26:22,056
- Mrs Brummel, what the fuck–
- Please.
309
00:26:22,223 --> 00:26:25,351
Help me.
I can't breathe.
310
00:26:26,435 --> 00:26:28,354
Get help!
311
00:26:30,815 --> 00:26:35,694
You don't know what's happening.
They want everyone.
312
00:26:37,488 --> 00:26:38,698
It's okay.
313
00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:55,254
Is Mrs Brummel
gonna be okay?
314
00:26:55,421 --> 00:26:59,383
Stan, Mrs Brummel has been
diagnosed with cancer,
315
00:26:59,550 --> 00:27:02,469
and she's on a lot
of medication at the moment.
316
00:27:02,635 --> 00:27:05,471
It causes
disorientation.
317
00:27:05,639 --> 00:27:10,477
We were hoping that she would get through
the school year, but unfortunately it–
318
00:27:10,644 --> 00:27:13,980
I hope you can understand
the sensitive nature of the situation.
319
00:27:14,146 --> 00:27:16,315
Yeah.
320
00:27:16,482 --> 00:27:18,108
Yeah,
I can keep it quiet.
321
00:27:20,944 --> 00:27:24,534
Casey? You understand?
322
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:27,077
Casey, you understand?
323
00:27:30,163 --> 00:27:32,874
- Casey?
- Yeah.
324
00:27:34,501 --> 00:27:36,336
Sure.
325
00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:47,014
- It's Neve Campbell?
- And Jennifer Love Hewitt, right?
326
00:27:47,181 --> 00:27:49,516
Yep.
Party of prettiness.
327
00:27:49,683 --> 00:27:52,226
- And they're naked?
- Full frontal.
328
00:28:02,485 --> 00:28:07,323
Zeke, you cannot conduct
personal business on school property.
329
00:28:07,489 --> 00:28:10,743
Well, Miss Burke,
we have a problem...
330
00:28:10,911 --> 00:28:13,496
because I'm sitting on my car
and that's my property.
331
00:28:13,663 --> 00:28:17,666
Well, I've had complaints
from several students...
332
00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:20,168
that you've sold them
mind-altering substances.
333
00:28:20,335 --> 00:28:22,754
You want to tell me about it
or take it up with Principal Drake?
334
00:28:22,921 --> 00:28:27,179
You're too tense, Miss Burke,
but I've got just the thing for you.
335
00:28:27,345 --> 00:28:29,722
You know, Zeke, I'm the authority figure
here. It's time you realized that.
336
00:28:29,889 --> 00:28:32,433
"For gentle relief of blockage
caused by dietary stress."
337
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,185
- Chocolate-flavoured laxatives.
- You know...
338
00:28:35,353 --> 00:28:37,188
if you applied
just five percent...
339
00:28:37,354 --> 00:28:40,441
- of that intellect to your studies,
- Not a chocolate lover?
340
00:28:40,608 --> 00:28:43,027
you could have made up
your finals last summer.
341
00:28:43,193 --> 00:28:46,905
- You didn't have to repeat your senior year.
- How about these?
342
00:28:47,071 --> 00:28:48,739
Condoms.
343
00:28:48,907 --> 00:28:52,660
Magnum-sized,
and they're cherry-flavoured.
344
00:28:54,787 --> 00:28:57,456
Come on, Miss Burke.
They're on me.
345
00:28:58,582 --> 00:29:01,167
That's so rude.
346
00:29:10,761 --> 00:29:13,638
I need a lead story.
I have no page one.
347
00:29:13,806 --> 00:29:18,643
Well, we found a new phylum
in Biology. It's bizarre.
348
00:29:18,810 --> 00:29:21,479
Really bizarre. Mr Furlong thinks
it might be a new species.
349
00:29:21,646 --> 00:29:24,314
Let me race to the
stands for that issue.
350
00:29:24,481 --> 00:29:26,653
- Why do you rag on me so much? What did I do?
- Nothing.
351
00:29:26,820 --> 00:29:28,822
It's just your fate.
You're that geeky Stephen King kid.
352
00:29:28,989 --> 00:29:30,824
There's one of you
in every school.
353
00:29:30,990 --> 00:29:32,992
- We can't go in here.
- Come on, Casey.
354
00:29:33,159 --> 00:29:35,035
You're with me.
Be brave.
355
00:29:38,455 --> 00:29:41,833
Okay, so what are
we looking for?
356
00:29:42,001 --> 00:29:43,878
Anything.
357
00:29:51,008 --> 00:29:54,636
Nurse Harper is medicated.
Big surprise.
358
00:29:54,804 --> 00:29:56,639
Hey.
359
00:29:56,805 --> 00:30:00,767
No, I exposed Mr Tate's alcoholism
last year. Nobody cares.
360
00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:04,770
Well, his wife certainly didn't
when she ran off with the baby-sitter.
361
00:30:04,938 --> 00:30:07,690
God.
362
00:30:07,857 --> 00:30:10,025
- You can be such a...
- What?
363
00:30:11,818 --> 00:30:16,698
pretty cool human being when you're
not being a first-class, grade-A bitch.
364
00:30:19,535 --> 00:30:21,496
You hitting on me, Casey?
365
00:30:21,663 --> 00:30:24,790
No. No.
366
00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:27,709
I just think
you can be cool.
367
00:30:27,876 --> 00:30:29,714
Sometimes.
368
00:30:29,881 --> 00:30:32,800
This not being
one of them.
369
00:30:58,365 --> 00:31:01,034
- Where's Brummel?
- She didn't make it.
370
00:31:01,201 --> 00:31:03,745
Her body was too old.
The heat got to her.
371
00:31:03,911 --> 00:31:07,706
Be careful of the climate.
It compromises your nervous system.
372
00:31:07,873 --> 00:31:10,375
It makes one impulsive.
373
00:31:10,543 --> 00:31:12,544
Has the entire faculty
been commuted?
374
00:31:12,711 --> 00:31:15,548
Almost.
375
00:31:15,714 --> 00:31:18,884
- What about the students?
- Soon.
376
00:31:23,055 --> 00:31:25,014
What are you two
still doing here?
377
00:31:25,181 --> 00:31:27,308
I thought I was
the only left.
378
00:31:30,897 --> 00:31:34,358
There are not enough drugs
in this world.
379
00:32:03,178 --> 00:32:05,012
What?
380
00:32:05,179 --> 00:32:07,139
I have a pain.
381
00:32:09,266 --> 00:32:11,059
Right here.
382
00:32:21,945 --> 00:32:25,864
Get off of me! Jesus!
383
00:33:14,403 --> 00:33:15,955
Casey!
384
00:33:18,542 --> 00:33:19,877
What the hell
is going on?
385
00:33:23,546 --> 00:33:26,799
- Slow down there.
- Help us. They killed Mrs Brummel. They're after us.
386
00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:28,101
What are you talking about?
387
00:33:28,102 --> 00:33:29,552
- Coach Willis.
- And Mrs Olson.
388
00:33:29,719 --> 00:33:33,180
- What's going on?
- Ask Nurse Harper, okay? They attacked her.
389
00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:35,519
Who attacked who?
What is going on?
390
00:33:35,686 --> 00:33:38,646
I have no idea. I joined this right
in the middle of it.
391
00:33:38,813 --> 00:33:41,690
Mrs Brummel wigged out in the shower,
and then we found her body in the faculty closet.
392
00:33:41,858 --> 00:33:43,526
What were you doing
in the faculty closet?
393
00:33:43,693 --> 00:33:46,404
- Coach Willis and Mrs Olson attacked Nurse Harper.
- Why would they do that?
394
00:33:46,570 --> 00:33:48,280
There's Nurse Harper.
Just ask her.
395
00:33:56,038 --> 00:33:57,998
Now we can get
to the bottom of this.
396
00:33:58,165 --> 00:34:00,500
- Fuck.
- Delilah, run!
397
00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:07,339
Delilah, wait!
398
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:31,737
In here?
399
00:34:31,904 --> 00:34:34,865
Yes. The body
was in the closet.
400
00:34:35,032 --> 00:34:39,789
- And why would Mrs Brummel be in the closet?
- Because they killed her.
401
00:34:39,956 --> 00:34:42,625
- That's right.
- Hey, Casey.
402
00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:45,877
Sorry about that mix-up earlier.
Didn't mean to scare you.
403
00:34:46,045 --> 00:34:48,297
Apparently, there's been
a misunderstanding.
404
00:34:48,464 --> 00:34:50,549
Still, if we could just
see inside the closet.
405
00:34:50,716 --> 00:34:52,718
Certainly.
406
00:35:03,436 --> 00:35:07,314
- It's a doll.
- Meet Resuscitation Annie.
407
00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:10,442
We use her to teach C.P.R.
to the students,
408
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:13,612
although I guess she does
resemble Mrs Brummel slightly.
409
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:16,823
- You dialled 911 for a dead doll?
- That wasn't there.
410
00:35:16,989 --> 00:35:19,825
They put that there.
Look, I'm not making this up.
411
00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:22,662
- You gotta call Delilah.
- We called her. She isn't home.
412
00:35:22,828 --> 00:35:24,997
She was here with me.
She saw it too.
413
00:35:25,165 --> 00:35:27,416
They attacked Nurse Harper.
414
00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:31,671
- Nurse Harper is epileptic. She's prone to grand mals.
- She had an attack.
415
00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:35,132
Luckily, she carries her medicine in her bag,
so we were able to help her.
416
00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:39,013
We think it was brought on by this terrible
cold she's had. I took her home myself.
417
00:35:39,181 --> 00:35:42,809
- You can call her if you like.
- It is procedure.
418
00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:45,019
You can use the phone
in my office.
419
00:35:50,024 --> 00:35:52,902
That was some fast running
you did down the hall, son.
420
00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:57,364
We could sure use your speed.
421
00:35:57,531 --> 00:36:00,533
There's plenty of chasing
on the field.
422
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:04,161
Did you hear that, Casey?
He said you had speed.
423
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:07,957
- Thank you.
- Good luck in that game tomorrow, Coach.
424
00:36:12,669 --> 00:36:15,045
This way.
425
00:36:23,846 --> 00:36:26,181
Cas,
what's gotten into you?
426
00:36:26,348 --> 00:36:29,517
Evelyn knows someone downtown.
A professional.
427
00:36:29,643 --> 00:36:31,237
I'm gonna make an appointment.
428
00:36:34,481 --> 00:36:37,525
He's a straight-A student,
and now he needs a professional?
429
00:36:37,691 --> 00:36:42,115
- Christ.
- I don't need a shrink. I know what I saw.
430
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,201
Well, we've just spoken...
431
00:36:45,326 --> 00:36:47,121
with both Mrs Brummel
and Nurse Harper.
432
00:36:51,416 --> 00:36:56,004
- They got him.
- There's nothing here.
433
00:36:56,171 --> 00:36:59,382
Just some kid looking
for some attention. Let's go.
434
00:36:59,549 --> 00:37:01,467
All right.
435
00:37:07,348 --> 00:37:09,558
Well–
436
00:37:09,725 --> 00:37:13,478
I am so sorry,
Miss Drake.
437
00:37:13,645 --> 00:37:15,605
Maybe if you and I spoke privately,
we could come up with–
438
00:37:15,771 --> 00:37:17,606
No. No, Mom.
Maybe you're right.
439
00:37:17,773 --> 00:37:20,900
Maybe I should see
this woman, this doctor.
440
00:37:21,068 --> 00:37:22,903
Can we just go?
441
00:37:23,070 --> 00:37:27,116
We'll take care of this at home, Miss
Drake. Again, sorry for all the trouble.
442
00:37:27,282 --> 00:37:29,117
I can see how it all
got out of hand.
443
00:37:29,284 --> 00:37:33,204
It's a pretty bizarre
series of events.
444
00:37:33,372 --> 00:37:35,748
It's our fault.
It won't happen again.
445
00:37:35,874 --> 00:37:38,501
See you tomorrow, Casey.
446
00:37:45,218 --> 00:37:47,720
Check his school books.
447
00:37:47,845 --> 00:37:50,848
They hide the drugs in the spine
of the book. We saw it on Dateline.
448
00:37:50,973 --> 00:37:53,934
- What are you on, son?
- I'm not on drugs.
449
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:56,561
That's government property, Dad.
450
00:37:56,687 --> 00:37:58,564
Shit.
451
00:38:00,649 --> 00:38:03,610
Look, we love you, son.
We want to help you.
452
00:38:03,777 --> 00:38:07,948
Then believe me.
I'm telling the truth.
453
00:38:08,114 --> 00:38:12,284
Something really weird
is happening at school. The teachers–
454
00:38:12,452 --> 00:38:14,621
- Something's happened to them.
- Don't push it, all right?
455
00:38:14,787 --> 00:38:17,998
- I'm bending as far as I can, but if you push it–
- Just let me call Delilah.
456
00:38:18,123 --> 00:38:19,750
Please?
457
00:38:19,917 --> 00:38:23,294
Okay, that's it.
458
00:38:23,462 --> 00:38:25,130
Your privileges
are now over.
459
00:38:25,297 --> 00:38:29,843
No phone. Sorry. Over.
No internet.
460
00:38:32,345 --> 00:38:35,306
You'll go to school, straight to school,
and you'll come straight home. You got it?
461
00:38:35,474 --> 00:38:39,143
I'm not going back to that school.
They're waiting for me.
462
00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:43,192
You'll go. If I have to tie you
to the desk myself, you'll go.
463
00:38:43,359 --> 00:38:45,360
No music.
464
00:38:45,527 --> 00:38:47,028
His porno.
465
00:38:47,195 --> 00:38:49,530
Porno.
466
00:38:53,326 --> 00:38:56,620
Sorry, pal. No more
flogging the bishop.
467
00:38:56,787 --> 00:39:00,458
We are gonna
get you help. Don't worry.
468
00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:03,711
Get your room
cleaned up.
469
00:39:45,340 --> 00:39:46,253
What the hell do you
think you're doing?
470
00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:48,672
Dad. They're here.
471
00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:51,090
The faculty.
472
00:39:51,257 --> 00:39:56,136
Get in the house, now.
473
00:39:57,263 --> 00:39:59,306
I'm losing it.
474
00:40:26,456 --> 00:40:30,083
- Go on, son.
- Dad, I'm begging you.
475
00:40:30,251 --> 00:40:32,296
Please.
476
00:40:32,462 --> 00:40:34,422
Come home
right after school.
477
00:40:34,589 --> 00:40:37,591
Your mom's
looking into a doctor.
478
00:40:54,985 --> 00:40:56,903
Mr Connor.
479
00:41:34,726 --> 00:41:36,733
Delilah.
Wow, you look–
480
00:41:36,899 --> 00:41:39,235
Don't. Come on.
481
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,236
Your attention, please.
482
00:41:41,403 --> 00:41:43,363
Will the following students
report to the office:
483
00:41:43,488 --> 00:41:46,824
James Archuleta,
Tina Dannhausen,
484
00:41:46,992 --> 00:41:49,330
and Delilah Proffitt.
485
00:41:49,497 --> 00:41:51,665
- This is all your fault.
- What do you mean?
486
00:41:51,832 --> 00:41:53,750
Do you think I'm in drag
for the aesthetics?
487
00:41:53,917 --> 00:41:55,752
They're after me.
488
00:41:55,919 --> 00:41:58,046
- Did you tell your parents?
- My mom didn't believe me.
489
00:41:58,213 --> 00:42:00,173
She drinks.
It was a nightmare.
490
00:42:00,341 --> 00:42:02,175
- Look, we have to go to the police.
- No.
491
00:42:02,301 --> 00:42:04,595
- They've got the police.
- We don't know what they've got.
492
00:42:04,762 --> 00:42:07,264
Look, you saw it.
Mrs Brummel was dead.
493
00:42:07,431 --> 00:42:09,599
- They attacked Nurse Harper.
- "They"? Who are "they"?
494
00:42:09,766 --> 00:42:12,351
Casey, we don't even know
who "they" are.
495
00:42:12,519 --> 00:42:14,354
Why did she act
like everything was okay?
496
00:42:14,521 --> 00:42:16,355
It's a devil's cult
or something.
497
00:42:16,522 --> 00:42:18,607
Maybe they worship comets.
Who the fuck knows?
498
00:42:18,774 --> 00:42:20,609
I'm not gonna stay in a handicapped
bathroom for the rest of my life.
499
00:42:20,776 --> 00:42:22,318
- They couldn't have gotten to everyone.
- Where are you going?
500
00:42:22,485 --> 00:42:25,863
- I'm going to find Stan.
- Stan? Why Stan?
501
00:43:03,776 --> 00:43:06,696
Will the following students
please report to the office:
502
00:43:06,863 --> 00:43:10,449
Jennifer Qulick,
Randy Knotson and Thomas Nicks.
503
00:43:10,574 --> 00:43:12,451
You should just
go talk to him.
504
00:43:12,617 --> 00:43:15,329
No way.
505
00:43:17,331 --> 00:43:19,250
I'm sorry.
506
00:43:21,543 --> 00:43:24,420
So you– Are you ready
for the big game?
507
00:43:24,587 --> 00:43:27,631
I quit the team.
508
00:43:27,756 --> 00:43:31,718
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
509
00:43:31,886 --> 00:43:33,720
Why?
510
00:43:37,975 --> 00:43:42,312
Just tired of everyone kissing my ass
'cause I'm captain of the football team.
511
00:43:42,479 --> 00:43:48,067
You know... the coach, the students,
even the teachers.
512
00:43:48,234 --> 00:43:50,653
Last year after we won
the 2A Conference–
513
00:43:50,819 --> 00:43:53,033
That was thanks to you
and your completed passes.
514
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,244
You follow the games?
515
00:43:56,412 --> 00:43:59,915
I wouldn't
have guessed that.
516
00:44:00,082 --> 00:44:02,292
I made a "D" on a biology test
right after,
517
00:44:02,459 --> 00:44:06,086
and Mr Furlong
changed it to an "A."
518
00:44:06,253 --> 00:44:09,298
He said I deserved
for having such a strong arm.
519
00:44:09,466 --> 00:44:12,468
That really bugged me,
you know?
520
00:44:12,594 --> 00:44:16,889
I worked hard for that "D."
That was my "D." I deserved that "D."
521
00:44:18,723 --> 00:44:22,268
I just wish people
would let me be, you know–
522
00:44:22,436 --> 00:44:24,271
A "D" student.
523
00:44:24,437 --> 00:44:27,189
Yeah.
524
00:44:35,531 --> 00:44:38,659
Okay, class, listen up.
525
00:44:38,826 --> 00:44:42,496
Today we are going to write
a living family history.
526
00:44:42,663 --> 00:44:46,249
Everyone take out a piece of paper
and write down the name...
527
00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:48,335
of every living member
of your family.
528
00:44:48,502 --> 00:44:52,005
Begin with your immediate family–
those living with you–
529
00:44:52,172 --> 00:44:55,469
then include the names
of your nearest living relatives.
530
00:44:55,636 --> 00:44:58,221
What?
531
00:44:58,389 --> 00:45:02,851
- Is this gonna be on the test?
- This is the test.
532
00:45:07,771 --> 00:45:09,648
What is that?
533
00:45:11,943 --> 00:45:14,779
It's magic dust.
534
00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:18,615
- You want some?
- No, I have a low tolerance, but thank you.
535
00:45:18,782 --> 00:45:21,618
- You sure?
- I'm allergic to aspirin,
536
00:45:21,784 --> 00:45:24,495
so that would
probably kill me.
537
00:45:24,663 --> 00:45:28,249
- We wouldn't want to do that.
- No.
538
00:45:28,416 --> 00:45:32,002
I'm Marybeth Louise Hutchinson
of Atlanta.
539
00:45:32,169 --> 00:45:34,546
Atlanta.
I know.
540
00:45:34,712 --> 00:45:36,964
That's right.
You know everything.
541
00:45:37,132 --> 00:45:39,050
I'm Zeke.
542
00:45:39,217 --> 00:45:41,803
- I know.
- It's a pleasure.
543
00:45:41,970 --> 00:45:44,139
The pleasure's
all mine.
544
00:45:46,307 --> 00:45:49,977
There's a mandatory meeting in the office
at lunch today for all club presidents.
545
00:45:50,145 --> 00:45:52,814
Remember, tonight we take on
the Brun County Changa.
546
00:45:52,981 --> 00:45:56,108
- Please come at 5:30 and show your support.
- Hey, that's mine.
547
00:45:58,321 --> 00:46:00,323
Weird, isn't it?
548
00:46:00,490 --> 00:46:04,034
- What do you think it is?
- Locker search maybe?
549
00:46:04,202 --> 00:46:06,954
Something weird
is going on here.
550
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,302
Hey, Football.
551
00:46:22,469 --> 00:46:24,971
Hey, Gabe.
552
00:46:25,137 --> 00:46:28,473
- You're not pissed, are you?
- About what?
553
00:46:28,641 --> 00:46:30,267
I'm the new team captain.
554
00:46:38,774 --> 00:46:40,109
What's going on here?
555
00:46:40,276 --> 00:46:44,322
Nurse Harper, she's giving an ear exam
or some shit like that.
556
00:46:44,489 --> 00:46:46,407
And that takes the police?
557
00:46:47,825 --> 00:46:50,494
Stan, I need
to talk to you.
558
00:46:50,661 --> 00:46:52,495
I didn't know
you wore glasses.
559
00:46:52,663 --> 00:46:55,082
Contacts.
Come on, it's important.
560
00:46:59,672 --> 00:47:02,257
Stokely, got a second?
I need your help.
561
00:47:04,634 --> 00:47:09,472
So after the accident, I came here
to live with relatives, you know.
562
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:15,312
So I moved in
with my cousins and... here I am.
563
00:47:17,272 --> 00:47:19,649
Fucking do something,
you pussy puke!
564
00:47:19,817 --> 00:47:21,652
Yeah, my mom and dad
are dead too.
565
00:47:21,818 --> 00:47:24,487
- Really?
- Yeah.
566
00:47:24,612 --> 00:47:27,781
They're still breathing,
but for all intents and purposes,
567
00:47:27,948 --> 00:47:29,950
they're very much dead.
568
00:47:32,203 --> 00:47:35,080
You've fucking gone weird.
Fuck you, you pussy.
569
00:47:35,247 --> 00:47:38,416
- Fuck you!
- You and I have a lot in common then.
570
00:47:42,002 --> 00:47:44,504
Yeah.
571
00:47:44,672 --> 00:47:48,759
- You notice anything off today here at school?
- I'm from the south.
572
00:47:48,926 --> 00:47:51,470
- Y'all are off.
- Dude, we need some scat.
573
00:47:51,637 --> 00:47:53,638
Yeah, man, we can't deal.
There's some weird shit going down here.
574
00:47:53,805 --> 00:47:58,142
Five bucks a pop. Hey, man,
how's the new you working out?
575
00:47:58,310 --> 00:48:01,232
Working out just fine.
576
00:48:01,398 --> 00:48:03,400
Hey, you got any more?
577
00:48:03,567 --> 00:48:05,485
- Sure, man.
- Really?
578
00:48:05,652 --> 00:48:09,530
Why don't you give us
all you got?
579
00:48:09,698 --> 00:48:12,075
All right.
Dough.
580
00:48:12,241 --> 00:48:16,621
- You got any more?
- Not on me, man.
581
00:48:16,788 --> 00:48:20,666
- What about in your locker?
- How about in your car? Got any more there?
582
00:48:23,085 --> 00:48:26,589
- Use in moderation, boys.
- Come on, Zeke. Hook us up.
583
00:48:26,756 --> 00:48:29,967
- Check out Miss Burke.
- Wow, what happened to her?
584
00:48:30,134 --> 00:48:35,680
Man, I'm really not in the mood,
Miss Burke. I'm clean.
585
00:48:37,015 --> 00:48:38,933
- What's up with her?
- Not today.
586
00:48:39,100 --> 00:48:41,894
It's too damn hot, and I got
zero-fucking-tolerance.
587
00:48:42,061 --> 00:48:47,733
Eat me, you asshole. I'm the one with
no tolerance, you pathetic little runt.
588
00:48:47,901 --> 00:48:50,778
Ouch. Comeback.
589
00:48:50,945 --> 00:48:52,863
What are you gonna do?
Are you gonna call my mother?
590
00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:55,615
And how am I supposed to do
that, little Zekey boy?
591
00:48:55,782 --> 00:48:57,783
Do you even know
where she is?
592
00:48:57,950 --> 00:49:02,917
Europe, Sri Lanka, Japan? I wonder what
remote location she went to this week...
593
00:49:03,084 --> 00:49:07,338
to hide from her
great big bastard mistake.
594
00:49:07,505 --> 00:49:09,589
I've taken your shit
for too fucking long,
595
00:49:09,756 --> 00:49:12,550
you dickless drug-induced
excuse for a human being.
596
00:49:12,717 --> 00:49:15,678
- Woman, what are you on?
- "Woman"? Did you just say, "woman"?
597
00:49:15,845 --> 00:49:18,098
I'm sick of you,
little boy.
598
00:49:18,265 --> 00:49:21,768
And if I see you peddling
your wonder dust again,
599
00:49:21,935 --> 00:49:25,396
I'm gonna shove my foot
so far up your ass...
600
00:49:25,562 --> 00:49:27,814
you'll be sucking my toes
till graduation.
601
00:49:31,818 --> 00:49:33,053
Big trouble.
602
00:49:33,820 --> 00:49:36,656
She got some bad shit.
603
00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:42,204
And then they chased us,
but we got away.
604
00:49:42,329 --> 00:49:44,789
All this started when Mrs Brummel
did a wet and wild...
605
00:49:44,956 --> 00:49:47,500
- in the boys' locker room?
- I think so.
606
00:49:47,666 --> 00:49:52,796
Everybody's been acting really strange,
especially the faculty.
607
00:49:52,964 --> 00:49:55,842
Tell me about it. It's like they've
all turned into fucking pod people...
608
00:49:56,008 --> 00:49:57,343
- or something.
- Into what people?
609
00:49:57,510 --> 00:50:03,097
Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
A small town was taken over by aliens.
610
00:50:03,264 --> 00:50:04,643
That was a joke.
611
00:50:04,811 --> 00:50:07,146
Look, what if it
really happened?
612
00:50:07,313 --> 00:50:11,108
- What if that really happened?
- I think something's taking over our school.
613
00:50:11,274 --> 00:50:13,943
The Body Snatchers is a story
somebody made up, dingus.
614
00:50:14,068 --> 00:50:15,945
It's located in the fiction
section of the library.
615
00:50:16,112 --> 00:50:19,991
So is Schindler's List. All fiction
is based on some truth, right?
616
00:50:20,158 --> 00:50:22,702
What does Miss Burke teach us
in English 101? Write what you know.
617
00:50:22,869 --> 00:50:24,704
How do we know
this writer guy...
618
00:50:24,871 --> 00:50:26,539
- Jack Finney.
- didn't encounter aliens in his high school...
619
00:50:26,705 --> 00:50:29,708
which led him to write a book
about an alien invasion?
620
00:50:29,876 --> 00:50:32,044
- Your conspiracy theory is flawed.
- How so?
621
00:50:32,211 --> 00:50:34,671
Jack Finney's The Body Snatchers
is a blatant rip-off...
622
00:50:34,838 --> 00:50:36,673
of The Puppet Masters
by Robert Heinlein.
623
00:50:36,839 --> 00:50:39,008
So you can completely disregard
that entire work.
624
00:50:39,175 --> 00:50:41,093
Whatever.
The point is they're here,
625
00:50:41,260 --> 00:50:43,094
they've been here
and they're here again.
626
00:50:43,262 --> 00:50:45,973
You know, Casey, I think you've been racked
into the flagpole one too many times.
627
00:50:46,139 --> 00:50:47,682
Look, how do you know
there's not a conspiracy?
628
00:50:47,849 --> 00:50:49,767
Maybe X-Files is right.
629
00:50:49,934 --> 00:50:52,520
Where do all these movies
come from anyway?
630
00:50:52,687 --> 00:50:55,148
How do we know Spielberg,
Lucas, Sonnenfeld,
631
00:50:55,315 --> 00:50:58,026
Emmerich haven't been
visited by aliens?
632
00:50:58,193 --> 00:51:00,028
You know, maybe they're
aliens themselves.
633
00:51:00,195 --> 00:51:02,489
Maybe they're simply preparing us
for what's to come.
634
00:51:02,656 --> 00:51:04,657
You know what, Casey,
it's fiction. Okay?
635
00:51:04,824 --> 00:51:06,787
- It's science fiction.
- Exactly.
636
00:51:06,954 --> 00:51:09,831
Everybody gets hung up on the science
part, which has nothing to do with it.
637
00:51:09,999 --> 00:51:12,042
They're getting at us
through the fiction.
638
00:51:12,209 --> 00:51:14,919
So, aliens have just been
setting us up over the years,
639
00:51:15,086 --> 00:51:17,004
creating this happy little
make-believe existence...
640
00:51:17,171 --> 00:51:19,006
with their E.T.
and their Men In Black movies...
641
00:51:19,173 --> 00:51:21,676
just so that nobody would believe it
if it really happened?
642
00:51:21,843 --> 00:51:24,929
I think so.
Yeah.
643
00:51:27,139 --> 00:51:30,058
- You're not buying this, are you?
- No, I'm not.
644
00:51:30,225 --> 00:51:33,728
But it's kind of cool.
645
00:51:33,896 --> 00:51:35,647
Okay, so what's missing?
646
00:51:35,814 --> 00:51:39,358
Well, in The Body Snatchers,
they were pods, but where are they?
647
00:51:39,525 --> 00:51:41,360
I mean, where are the pods?
648
00:51:41,527 --> 00:51:43,778
There are no pods.
649
00:51:43,945 --> 00:51:46,823
There's gotta be
something else.
650
00:51:48,283 --> 00:51:50,660
In Puppet Masters,
they were parasites.
651
00:51:56,624 --> 00:52:00,085
- I filled Stan in.
- Come with us. Stokely's onto something.
652
00:52:00,253 --> 00:52:02,046
Really?
653
00:52:04,006 --> 00:52:05,841
Shit.
654
00:52:08,012 --> 00:52:10,681
Furlong must have sent it
up to the university.
655
00:52:10,806 --> 00:52:13,933
- Doubtful.
- Where else could it be?
656
00:52:16,244 --> 00:52:17,679
What? What is it?
657
00:52:19,190 --> 00:52:22,067
Will someone please tell me
what the hell's going on here?
658
00:52:22,234 --> 00:52:26,738
It all started yesterday when
I found this thing, this new species.
659
00:52:26,906 --> 00:52:28,782
Which is now missing.
660
00:52:32,661 --> 00:52:36,122
We think aliens are
taking over our school.
661
00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:41,627
Right. Come on.
662
00:52:41,794 --> 00:52:43,128
You saw what Brummel
did in the shower.
663
00:52:43,295 --> 00:52:45,964
I saw her dead body
in the closet.
664
00:52:46,131 --> 00:52:49,800
They've been calling students into the office.
The students with the most influence on down,
665
00:52:49,968 --> 00:52:52,136
including the new team captain.
666
00:52:52,303 --> 00:52:54,138
Looks like you picked
the right week to quit football.
667
00:52:54,306 --> 00:52:56,141
You think aliens have
infested our school?
668
00:52:57,767 --> 00:53:01,103
That would explain their weird
behaviour, wouldn't it?
669
00:53:01,270 --> 00:53:03,313
Give me a fucking break.
670
00:53:13,784 --> 00:53:15,910
So, what are we
doing in here?
671
00:53:16,078 --> 00:53:19,205
Shopping.
672
00:53:19,372 --> 00:53:23,626
- I've got a very large grocery list.
- What are you talking about?
673
00:53:23,792 --> 00:53:25,795
This is where
I get my equipment.
674
00:53:25,962 --> 00:53:27,963
You borrow it
from science labs?
675
00:53:28,131 --> 00:53:30,550
I like to think of it
as stealing, actually.
676
00:53:33,147 --> 00:53:36,222
Just doing my part to the
deconstruction of America.
677
00:53:40,977 --> 00:53:44,063
So if anybody
finds us in here,
678
00:53:44,229 --> 00:53:46,231
just grab ahold of me and pretend
we're making out.
679
00:53:46,398 --> 00:53:48,941
The punishment
will be less severe.
680
00:54:04,956 --> 00:54:07,208
- Aliens?
- Do you have a better explanation, Stan?
681
00:54:07,376 --> 00:54:11,758
Great. Just listen to yourselves.
Our teachers are aliens?
682
00:54:11,925 --> 00:54:14,802
That's not weird,
that's fucking psychotic.
683
00:54:14,969 --> 00:54:17,221
Come on, guys.
This is nuts.
684
00:54:17,388 --> 00:54:19,723
Then leave, Stan. Why are you
hanging around? Go win a Pulitzer.
685
00:54:19,891 --> 00:54:21,976
Blow me, Delilah,
'cause I'm sick of your shit.
686
00:54:22,142 --> 00:54:24,315
Get the fuck out of here
and take your freak dyke with you.
687
00:54:24,346 --> 00:54:25,296
Fuck you, tit bags.
688
00:54:25,312 --> 00:54:28,523
- Will everybody calm down, please?
- All right, Casey.
689
00:54:28,690 --> 00:54:33,611
Let's go alien for a second.
Why here?
690
00:54:33,779 --> 00:54:35,780
Why Ohio?
691
00:54:35,947 --> 00:54:37,949
If you were going
to take over the world,
692
00:54:38,115 --> 00:54:40,576
would you blow up the White House
Independence Day style...
693
00:54:40,742 --> 00:54:44,037
or sneak in
through the backdoor?
694
00:54:54,297 --> 00:54:56,132
Casey.
695
00:54:56,298 --> 00:55:00,511
Man, the only person
in this school who is an alien...
696
00:55:00,679 --> 00:55:02,555
is you, man.
697
00:55:02,722 --> 00:55:04,242
Fuck you, Zeke.
698
00:55:06,809 --> 00:55:08,685
What's going on here?
699
00:55:11,063 --> 00:55:13,440
Shouldn't you people
be in class?
700
00:55:13,610 --> 00:55:16,946
Well, it's like this,
Mr Furlong,
701
00:55:17,113 --> 00:55:20,824
Casey here
thinks you're an alien.
702
00:55:23,952 --> 00:55:28,706
- Really?
- The whole faculty, actually.
703
00:55:30,292 --> 00:55:32,127
Is that true?
704
00:55:35,797 --> 00:55:37,632
Casey?
705
00:55:39,133 --> 00:55:42,803
The thing I found yesterday–
Where is it?
706
00:55:42,970 --> 00:55:45,138
I sent it to the university.
707
00:55:45,305 --> 00:55:48,057
Do they know what it is?
708
00:55:51,352 --> 00:55:55,147
Look, sorry to impose and
disrupt, Mr Furlong, but–
709
00:55:55,314 --> 00:55:58,274
If you'd kindly take your seats,
this will be over quite quickly.
710
00:55:58,441 --> 00:56:00,569
Now sit down!
711
00:56:09,078 --> 00:56:13,831
- Put him the fuck down, Furlong.
- This is for the best, Zeke.
712
00:56:17,588 --> 00:56:19,882
Goddamn it!
713
00:56:20,049 --> 00:56:21,967
Come on.
714
00:56:22,134 --> 00:56:24,469
No!
715
00:57:14,129 --> 00:57:15,198
Zeke.
716
00:57:28,614 --> 00:57:30,699
This is usually the point where somebody
says, "Let's get the fuck outta here."
717
00:57:30,867 --> 00:57:32,953
Let's get the fuck outta here.
718
00:57:38,249 --> 00:57:40,500
Aliens are taking over
the fucking school.
719
00:57:43,921 --> 00:57:45,672
We gotta have proof.
720
00:57:47,298 --> 00:57:49,133
All right, everybody,
here's the deal.
721
00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:51,468
We're heading straight
for the parking lot.
722
00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:54,596
Pull it together,
and try to stay calm.
723
00:58:29,297 --> 00:58:31,048
Stokely.
724
00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:37,722
What's Stan hanging out
with those guys for?
725
00:58:46,647 --> 00:58:48,982
Delilah.
726
00:59:04,330 --> 00:59:06,833
My car.
727
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,252
- Where are we going?
- Anywhere but here.
728
00:59:10,419 --> 00:59:12,462
Wait.
Stan!
729
00:59:12,630 --> 00:59:15,466
- There he is. Let's go.
- Where you going, buddy?
730
00:59:15,633 --> 00:59:17,968
- We're going to–
- Come on, Stan. Jesus Christ.
731
00:59:18,135 --> 00:59:20,345
- Get in the fucking car.
- Sure you don't want to play with us?
732
00:59:20,511 --> 00:59:23,434
Nah, Gabe... but thanks.
733
00:59:35,111 --> 00:59:38,073
What the fuck is going on?
734
00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:40,326
Let's see if anybody's talking.
735
00:59:47,288 --> 00:59:49,792
Who the fuck are these guys?
736
00:59:49,958 --> 00:59:52,169
All right,
pull over here, fellas.
737
00:59:52,336 --> 00:59:56,381
- Fuck this shit.
- Hey!
738
01:00:26,078 --> 01:00:28,872
- Where's your mom and dad?
- Europe, I think.
739
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,505
Shit.
740
01:00:37,672 --> 01:00:41,384
- My God.
- This is some serious shit.
741
01:00:50,059 --> 01:00:53,186
This is your big secret?
Caffeine pills?
742
01:00:53,353 --> 01:00:55,480
You didn't see that.
743
01:00:55,648 --> 01:00:58,984
What are we gonna do with
the police not being an option?
744
01:00:59,150 --> 01:01:01,402
I can call my dad.
He'd know what to do.
745
01:01:01,569 --> 01:01:03,612
If he's even
your dad anymore.
746
01:01:09,536 --> 01:01:11,579
It's called a gun, man.
747
01:01:22,506 --> 01:01:24,591
What is it?
748
01:01:26,429 --> 01:01:28,639
We're gonna find out.
749
01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:32,434
Hey, come here, Oscar.
750
01:01:32,601 --> 01:01:34,936
Come here, buddy.
751
01:01:51,535 --> 01:01:53,995
Jeez.
752
01:02:07,465 --> 01:02:09,717
Now what?
753
01:02:09,884 --> 01:02:12,053
I'm sorry, buddy.
754
01:02:35,411 --> 01:02:38,414
See? It's a parasite.
755
01:02:38,582 --> 01:02:42,711
It attaches itself to a host,
and then it controls it.
756
01:02:48,924 --> 01:02:51,926
- It's incomplete.
- What do you mean?
757
01:02:52,094 --> 01:02:55,097
It can survive on its own, but it's
really part of a greater organism.
758
01:02:55,263 --> 01:02:58,766
Look, it has the ability to replicate,
but it needs a host.
759
01:02:58,933 --> 01:03:00,809
Something moist.
760
01:03:00,976 --> 01:03:03,812
See what it did to Oscar's insides.
It dried them out.
761
01:03:03,980 --> 01:03:06,648
Hey, isn't a human body
composed mainly of water?
762
01:03:06,815 --> 01:03:07,858
They're using us.
763
01:03:08,025 --> 01:03:10,110
- Drying us out.
- Like Mrs Brummel, right?
764
01:03:10,276 --> 01:03:11,944
I overheard the coach.
765
01:03:12,111 --> 01:03:13,947
Her body was too old.
She didn't take.
766
01:03:14,114 --> 01:03:16,032
See, this partially explains
what happened to Furlong.
767
01:03:21,287 --> 01:03:25,957
That drug's a diuretic.
Dries it out. Kills it.
768
01:03:26,124 --> 01:03:28,838
They're using us as hosts. They're just
turning us into mindless slaves...
769
01:03:29,005 --> 01:03:32,091
- they can control.
- How do you know that?
770
01:03:32,258 --> 01:03:35,010
She doesn't.
She's a Trekkie sci-fi freak.
771
01:03:35,177 --> 01:03:37,596
Who's been right so far.
772
01:03:37,762 --> 01:03:39,722
How do we stop it?
773
01:03:39,889 --> 01:03:43,017
Yeah, Stokely,
this is your area.
774
01:03:45,270 --> 01:03:47,731
In theory,
they're all connected.
775
01:03:47,897 --> 01:03:50,942
- If we kill the master, we get them all.
- "In theory."
776
01:03:51,108 --> 01:03:53,111
What happens to everybody else?
777
01:03:53,278 --> 01:03:55,780
The ones who've been taken over?
Do they just die?
778
01:03:55,948 --> 01:03:58,658
No, they don't.
They would become human again.
779
01:03:58,825 --> 01:04:01,410
But that is
in theory, so–
780
01:04:01,577 --> 01:04:03,870
So if we found the leader
and killed it,
781
01:04:04,037 --> 01:04:06,706
- we'd beat it.
- What are we even talking about?
782
01:04:06,874 --> 01:04:08,959
- I say we get the fuck out of town.
- And go where?
783
01:04:09,126 --> 01:04:12,545
Don't you see? We got to stop it
or it's gonna spread.
784
01:04:12,712 --> 01:04:14,922
It took the high school
in a day and a half.
785
01:04:15,089 --> 01:04:18,426
Give it a week,
we'll never outrun it.
786
01:04:18,592 --> 01:04:21,136
- We have to fight.
- Fight what?
787
01:04:21,304 --> 01:04:24,056
We don't even know
who's alien and who's not.
788
01:04:24,223 --> 01:04:26,767
What if one of us was an alien
right now? How would we know?
789
01:04:26,933 --> 01:04:30,061
He's right. How do I know
you're really Casey?
790
01:04:30,228 --> 01:04:31,941
How do I know
you're really you?
791
01:04:32,109 --> 01:04:35,195
In Body Snatchers,
humans became emotionless.
792
01:04:35,362 --> 01:04:38,489
- They completely lost their identities.
- The coach had emotion.
793
01:04:38,656 --> 01:04:41,575
I mean, he's usually a real hard-ass,
but he was different somehow.
794
01:04:41,742 --> 01:04:43,994
His behaviour
was slightly odd.
795
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:47,080
Like a star quarterback who mysteriously
quits the football team?
796
01:04:47,248 --> 01:04:49,083
What are you doing, Delilah?
797
01:04:49,250 --> 01:04:51,085
I'm just pointing out
your "slightly odd" behaviour, Stan.
798
01:04:51,251 --> 01:04:53,795
You've been acting really weird
the last couple of days.
799
01:04:53,962 --> 01:04:57,089
I'm not an alien,
I'm discontent.
800
01:04:57,257 --> 01:05:00,426
- There's another big word.
- You want to talk slightly odd?
801
01:05:00,593 --> 01:05:02,511
What about you? You haven't been
without your contacts...
802
01:05:02,678 --> 01:05:04,430
or hair spray
since birth.
803
01:05:04,596 --> 01:05:08,141
- I'm incognito.
- We just have to trust each other.
804
01:05:08,308 --> 01:05:12,353
And I'm supposed to trust you? Tell me something,
Miss Lesbian, when did you start liking boys?
805
01:05:12,521 --> 01:05:15,482
- What the fuck you talking about?
- I see the way you look at Stan.
806
01:05:15,649 --> 01:05:18,819
So when did you stop
muff-diving?
807
01:05:18,986 --> 01:05:20,445
She's not a lesbian.
That was a hoax.
808
01:05:20,612 --> 01:05:22,655
- Really?
- Yeah.
809
01:05:22,823 --> 01:05:25,492
And what about you,
Miss Atlanta?
810
01:05:25,617 --> 01:05:29,203
It's just really convenient that you showed up
the second all these things started happening.
811
01:05:29,370 --> 01:05:33,460
- What are you doing in Ohio anyway?
- It's not my fault.
812
01:05:33,626 --> 01:05:35,878
Hey, shut up.
813
01:05:36,046 --> 01:05:38,048
She's got a point, Zeke.
814
01:05:39,215 --> 01:05:41,926
Yeah, Zeke, Professor.
815
01:05:42,092 --> 01:05:45,303
I mean, you seem to know an awful lot
about this stuff.
816
01:05:45,470 --> 01:05:49,558
No offence, but you're not exactly known
for your academic achievements.
817
01:05:49,725 --> 01:05:52,144
Neither are you, man.
818
01:05:52,311 --> 01:05:56,397
- Casey, when did you become Sigourney Weaver?
- Wha–
819
01:05:56,564 --> 01:05:58,774
All right,
this is getting us nowhere.
820
01:06:12,661 --> 01:06:14,830
I got a solution.
821
01:06:14,997 --> 01:06:19,335
We know this outs them, right?
Take a hit.
822
01:06:19,502 --> 01:06:23,088
No way, man.
I don't do drugs.
823
01:06:23,255 --> 01:06:27,009
Come on, man. If you're not an alien,
you got nothing to worry about.
824
01:06:27,177 --> 01:06:29,512
Zeke's right.
825
01:06:29,679 --> 01:06:32,556
This is the only way
to know for sure.
826
01:06:32,723 --> 01:06:35,061
Yeah, come on, Stan.
What are you afraid of, man?
827
01:06:35,228 --> 01:06:37,521
Look, we all do it.
828
01:06:42,526 --> 01:06:45,696
- Casey.
- Why me first?
829
01:06:45,862 --> 01:06:47,614
It's your birthright, man.
Just fucking take it.
830
01:07:02,410 --> 01:07:03,437
Easy, boy.
831
01:07:10,552 --> 01:07:14,179
What about you, Zeke? How do we know
you're not one of those fucking things?
832
01:07:17,265 --> 01:07:19,434
I don't get high
on my own stash, man.
833
01:07:19,601 --> 01:07:21,395
Fuck that, man!
You're taking it.
834
01:07:21,562 --> 01:07:24,565
You're taking it.
835
01:07:29,861 --> 01:07:30,920
Now what the hell's wrong with him?
836
01:07:31,987 --> 01:07:33,566
Nothing's wrong with him,
you asshole.
837
01:07:33,572 --> 01:07:34,824
He's tweaking.
Let him fucking tweak!
838
01:07:37,079 --> 01:07:39,414
Tweak. Tweak.
839
01:07:39,581 --> 01:07:41,624
Now you.
840
01:07:57,182 --> 01:07:59,642
Your turn.
841
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,123
Stokely.
842
01:08:25,624 --> 01:08:28,293
I'm not putting that hack drug
up my nose.
843
01:08:28,460 --> 01:08:32,963
- It's so '80s.
- Aliens are taking over the Earth. Weigh it.
844
01:08:35,466 --> 01:08:39,306
- What's in it?
- Mostly caffeine. Some other household shit.
845
01:08:46,979 --> 01:08:48,481
Shit.
846
01:08:52,150 --> 01:08:54,611
Now you,
Delilah.
847
01:08:56,113 --> 01:09:00,433
No. Her first.
848
01:09:01,201 --> 01:09:04,246
- I'm allergic.
- Yeah, and I'm Portuguese. Who cares?
849
01:09:07,999 --> 01:09:10,293
Is she always this much fun, man?
850
01:09:10,459 --> 01:09:13,503
Sometimes she can be a real bitch.
851
01:09:17,049 --> 01:09:19,926
You know what I'm saying? You know?
852
01:09:25,433 --> 01:09:27,768
You both take it.
853
01:09:27,935 --> 01:09:30,687
Zeke, I can't.
You know, I can't.
854
01:09:33,772 --> 01:09:35,607
You have to take it.
855
01:09:43,911 --> 01:09:47,455
Showdown.
856
01:10:04,930 --> 01:10:07,724
Del?
857
01:10:15,505 --> 01:10:16,481
Shit!
858
01:10:26,116 --> 01:10:28,785
Shoot her. Shoot her
in the head, Casey.
859
01:10:28,911 --> 01:10:31,496
- Stan, I don't know what's happening.
- Shoot her, Casey.
860
01:10:31,664 --> 01:10:35,417
- Don't shoot her, Casey.
- Shoot her, Casey. She's fucking one of them, man!
861
01:10:35,584 --> 01:10:38,461
There's nowhere to go.
862
01:10:38,628 --> 01:10:39,920
Nowhere to hide.
We're everywhere.
863
01:10:40,087 --> 01:10:42,550
I'll fucking shoot her.
864
01:10:44,378 --> 01:10:45,454
Shit!
865
01:10:52,017 --> 01:10:53,560
Jesus!
866
01:10:57,774 --> 01:10:59,650
Get her!
867
01:11:01,217 --> 01:11:02,319
She's getting away!
868
01:11:02,486 --> 01:11:05,697
- Hurry!
- Shit!
869
01:11:12,078 --> 01:11:15,289
I should have known that
crazy bitch was one of them.
870
01:11:15,455 --> 01:11:17,332
We can get her back, Zeke.
871
01:11:17,499 --> 01:11:19,459
We can get them all back.
872
01:11:22,426 --> 01:11:24,209
She destroyed most of my supply.
873
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:29,052
Look, if we kill the queen,
we can get them all back.
874
01:11:32,972 --> 01:11:34,891
Fuck!
875
01:11:42,314 --> 01:11:45,695
- How much do we have left?
- Not much.
876
01:11:45,863 --> 01:11:47,822
But we only need enough
to get the queen.
877
01:11:47,989 --> 01:11:50,783
- We get her, we get them all, right?
- I think so.
878
01:11:50,950 --> 01:11:55,829
- Where are we gonna find her?
- Friday night? Only one place she can be.
879
01:12:08,674 --> 01:12:10,053
Go Hornets!
880
01:12:13,221 --> 01:12:18,100
He crosses the field!
Eludes the tacklers!
881
01:12:18,266 --> 01:12:21,519
Tackled by four Hornets
with authority.
882
01:12:27,191 --> 01:12:32,196
Somebody stung
by the Hornets!
883
01:12:38,869 --> 01:12:42,872
Come on, ladies!
Let's play four quarters!
884
01:12:43,539 --> 01:12:44,290
Jesus.
885
01:12:52,550 --> 01:12:54,219
Get in there
and take his fucking head off.
886
01:12:58,264 --> 01:12:59,682
Kill! Kill!
887
01:13:10,484 --> 01:13:12,736
Kill!
888
01:13:22,078 --> 01:13:24,163
- You think it's Principal Drake?
- Who else?
889
01:13:24,330 --> 01:13:27,124
She's in charge.
It would make perfect sense.
890
01:13:29,418 --> 01:13:33,756
They're getting everybody.
I mean, the whole town is here.
891
01:13:33,881 --> 01:13:37,842
By morning, there won't be
a human left.
892
01:13:50,398 --> 01:13:53,234
Come on.
893
01:14:12,420 --> 01:14:14,713
Where are you guys?
894
01:14:14,921 --> 01:14:17,757
We found Drake.
She's at the game.
895
01:14:17,924 --> 01:14:19,925
What are you kids
doing in here?
896
01:14:24,138 --> 01:14:28,850
The gym is closed.
All of you come with me.
897
01:14:30,852 --> 01:14:32,687
We can't do that,
Miss Drake.
898
01:14:34,607 --> 01:14:37,734
Why is that?
899
01:14:39,301 --> 01:14:40,361
Get her.
900
01:14:40,528 --> 01:14:42,655
Quick, Zeke, get the doors!
901
01:14:44,824 --> 01:14:48,077
Get me out!
You're all expelled!
902
01:14:48,244 --> 01:14:51,667
- Stop the act. No one's buying it.
- We know who you are.
903
01:14:53,168 --> 01:14:56,421
You're in a lot of trouble.
904
01:14:58,382 --> 01:14:59,674
What are you doing?
905
01:15:02,010 --> 01:15:04,970
- You ready?
- Yep.
906
01:15:06,973 --> 01:15:09,266
Sniff this.
907
01:15:09,433 --> 01:15:12,894
- No.
- Sniff it or he shoots you.
908
01:15:13,020 --> 01:15:16,106
I will not.
909
01:15:16,273 --> 01:15:18,149
Now what?
910
01:15:25,239 --> 01:15:27,074
We do it the hard way.
911
01:15:27,241 --> 01:15:31,120
With Mr Furlong, we plunged it into his
eye, and the reaction was instantaneous.
912
01:15:31,287 --> 01:15:34,081
You stick her, and then I'll shoot her
before it erupts all over the place.
913
01:15:34,247 --> 01:15:35,874
Casey, are you on drugs?
914
01:15:39,295 --> 01:15:42,214
- What's wrong?
- Are we sure?
915
01:15:42,381 --> 01:15:44,424
Please don't, Casey!
916
01:15:44,591 --> 01:15:46,551
Don't wuss out, Casey!
Just do it!
917
01:16:01,526 --> 01:16:03,361
What if we were wrong?
918
01:16:05,488 --> 01:16:07,949
Stab it
and find out.
919
01:16:19,334 --> 01:16:22,169
I think we made a mistake, guys.
920
01:16:23,671 --> 01:16:26,048
She's dead.
921
01:16:32,887 --> 01:16:34,139
Easy!
922
01:16:40,395 --> 01:16:42,230
Is that it?
923
01:16:56,830 --> 01:16:59,249
Let's see if it worked.
924
01:17:14,137 --> 01:17:15,972
It better have worked,
925
01:17:16,139 --> 01:17:18,724
or there are gonna be
a lot of infected people going home.
926
01:17:18,892 --> 01:17:21,936
We're right at ground zero.
927
01:17:24,939 --> 01:17:28,275
You guys stay here.
I'll go check it out.
928
01:17:30,527 --> 01:17:32,862
I'm gonna need some scat.
929
01:17:34,447 --> 01:17:36,449
Use it wisely, man.
930
01:17:42,538 --> 01:17:44,157
What if it wasn't Drake?
931
01:17:45,625 --> 01:17:47,459
Then we're fucked.
932
01:18:01,850 --> 01:18:04,019
I just don't want
to never have done that.
933
01:18:16,990 --> 01:18:18,991
What are you looking at?
934
01:18:30,168 --> 01:18:32,003
Coach.
935
01:18:50,646 --> 01:18:53,189
Jesus, I wish I'd never come here.
I don't like this place.
936
01:18:53,356 --> 01:18:55,691
Any sign of him?
937
01:18:58,238 --> 01:19:00,865
I can't tell.
I can barely see anything.
938
01:19:01,033 --> 01:19:03,702
Quick, Stokely,
open the door.
939
01:19:03,827 --> 01:19:05,828
No, Stokely! We don't know
if it's still him.
940
01:19:05,995 --> 01:19:07,997
No, it's me.
Listen, it wasn't Drake.
941
01:19:08,163 --> 01:19:10,374
It's the coach,
and he's right after me. Open the door.
942
01:19:10,540 --> 01:19:12,918
Don't do it, Stoke.
Prove it, Stan. Where's the drug?
943
01:19:13,086 --> 01:19:16,964
I lost it. The coach was too fast for me.
Please, Stokely, don't leave me out here.
944
01:19:17,131 --> 01:19:21,177
- Last one, man.
- Please, I'm begging you! Don't leave me out here!
945
01:19:21,344 --> 01:19:23,804
- Come on, Stokely. Open the door.
- There, try it.
946
01:19:23,971 --> 01:19:26,014
Okay, I'll do it. I'll–
Just let me do it inside.
947
01:19:26,182 --> 01:19:28,308
Do it right now, man.
948
01:19:28,434 --> 01:19:30,644
- Take the test, man.
- Stan, take the drug, man. Prove it to us.
949
01:19:30,810 --> 01:19:32,770
Okay.
950
01:19:45,157 --> 01:19:46,617
Fuck!
951
01:19:47,576 --> 01:19:50,870
Fuck!
952
01:19:51,038 --> 01:19:53,498
Open the door.
953
01:19:53,665 --> 01:19:56,959
It is so much better.
954
01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:59,549
There's no fear...
or pain.
955
01:19:59,674 --> 01:20:02,092
It's beautiful.
956
01:20:02,259 --> 01:20:05,803
And you will be beautiful.
957
01:20:05,930 --> 01:20:07,723
You'll be beautiful.
958
01:20:07,889 --> 01:20:11,434
No problems or worries.
959
01:20:11,601 --> 01:20:14,771
We want you.
960
01:20:14,938 --> 01:20:17,190
I want you.
961
01:20:17,357 --> 01:20:20,026
I want you.
962
01:20:20,193 --> 01:20:22,236
Now open the fucking door!
963
01:20:22,403 --> 01:20:24,238
- Open the door!
- Come away.
964
01:20:24,405 --> 01:20:26,840
Go a-fucking-way, Stan!
965
01:20:27,407 --> 01:20:31,202
It's too late, Stokely.
We've already won.
966
01:20:31,369 --> 01:20:33,288
No pain, Stan?
967
01:20:33,454 --> 01:20:36,457
Well, come in here,
and I'll show you some fucking pain!
968
01:20:51,222 --> 01:20:53,807
I say we go for the coach.
969
01:20:53,932 --> 01:20:56,142
He turned Stan.
He's the one.
970
01:20:58,020 --> 01:21:00,230
Would you rather wait
for them to come to us?
971
01:21:00,396 --> 01:21:03,193
Either way,
we're completely unarmed.
972
01:21:03,318 --> 01:21:05,570
Maybe not. I might
have some more scat.
973
01:21:05,737 --> 01:21:07,238
Where?
974
01:21:07,406 --> 01:21:10,742
- In my trunk.
- In your trunk.
975
01:21:10,909 --> 01:21:15,746
In your car, amongst the aliens.
That's convenient.
976
01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:18,916
You got a better idea?
977
01:21:21,044 --> 01:21:22,962
Stan?
978
01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:27,049
You out there, buddy?
979
01:21:58,319 --> 01:22:00,038
Does it really take two of us
to get to your car?
980
01:22:01,289 --> 01:22:04,920
Nope. One of us
is a decoy.
981
01:22:07,630 --> 01:22:10,716
Get him!
982
01:22:13,469 --> 01:22:16,222
Where did he go?
983
01:22:16,347 --> 01:22:19,517
- Check over there.
- Come on! Find him!
984
01:22:24,647 --> 01:22:26,490
Hello, Casey.
985
01:22:27,774 --> 01:22:29,651
Where are you gonna go?
986
01:22:29,776 --> 01:22:32,987
Class wuss.
Eternal little loser...
987
01:22:33,154 --> 01:22:37,490
who comes to school every day
knowing that this is it.
988
01:22:37,658 --> 01:22:39,576
You've been
labelled pathetic...
989
01:22:39,743 --> 01:22:43,079
since first grade, and you're afraid it's
gonna bleed over for the rest of your life.
990
01:22:43,246 --> 01:22:45,081
But we can stop it, Casey.
991
01:22:45,248 --> 01:22:47,499
We can help you belong.
Isn't that what you really want?
992
01:22:47,624 --> 01:22:49,251
Please don't do this,
Delilah.
993
01:22:49,419 --> 01:22:52,547
I haven't been this happy
since probably–
994
01:22:52,714 --> 01:22:54,841
since before my dad died.
995
01:22:56,592 --> 01:22:58,260
You know you want me, Casey.
996
01:22:58,427 --> 01:23:01,471
Come on.
Let's do it together.
997
01:23:31,419 --> 01:23:34,297
Hello, Miss Burke.
998
01:23:34,422 --> 01:23:36,298
Hello, sweetie pie.
999
01:23:38,508 --> 01:23:42,136
- What are you looking for?
- Nothing important.
1000
01:23:42,304 --> 01:23:45,640
So, I take it you changed your mind
about the chocolate laxatives?
1001
01:23:45,807 --> 01:23:50,811
Actually, I had my heart set on something
cherry-flavoured. You know what I mean?
1002
01:23:50,977 --> 01:23:53,480
Sorry, I'm all out of those.
1003
01:23:57,318 --> 01:24:00,278
I might have something else
for you though.
1004
01:24:00,445 --> 01:24:02,572
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1005
01:24:02,697 --> 01:24:07,245
- Something tasty?
- Let me hook you up.
1006
01:24:17,504 --> 01:24:19,506
Hello, Zekey boy.
1007
01:24:27,014 --> 01:24:31,268
You're too tense, honey.
Relax.
1008
01:25:38,834 --> 01:25:41,503
Fuck this.
I'm outta here.
1009
01:25:51,388 --> 01:25:54,974
I always thought the only alien
in this high school was me.
1010
01:25:58,186 --> 01:26:02,689
Not the case.
1011
01:26:05,526 --> 01:26:08,945
Who do you think it is,
the master alien, the queen bee?
1012
01:26:09,112 --> 01:26:12,951
It could be anyone.
1013
01:26:13,118 --> 01:26:14,995
What happens at the end
of these stories, Stokely?
1014
01:26:15,121 --> 01:26:18,540
How does Invasion of the
Body Snatchers turn out?
1015
01:26:18,707 --> 01:26:22,710
They get us.
They win. We lose.
1016
01:26:25,212 --> 01:26:29,675
Do we?
Maybe we really win.
1017
01:26:29,843 --> 01:26:31,928
Stan didn't
look unhappy.
1018
01:26:32,095 --> 01:26:34,555
That's 'cause
it wasn't Stan.
1019
01:26:34,722 --> 01:26:36,598
They took away
who he was.
1020
01:26:39,351 --> 01:26:42,604
Maybe they just bettered
who he was,
1021
01:26:42,771 --> 01:26:46,232
cleared away
his confusion.
1022
01:26:49,651 --> 01:26:55,489
I know you pride yourself
on being the outsider, Stokely,
1023
01:26:55,657 --> 01:26:59,953
but aren't you tired
of being something you're not?
1024
01:27:04,458 --> 01:27:06,544
I know I am.
1025
01:27:20,559 --> 01:27:22,310
No fucking way!
1026
01:27:41,702 --> 01:27:43,287
Shit!
1027
01:27:48,375 --> 01:27:50,877
Run, Stokes!
1028
01:27:55,214 --> 01:27:56,966
Stokes!
1029
01:28:07,559 --> 01:28:10,270
Stokely!
1030
01:28:10,438 --> 01:28:15,153
Stokes! Stokes!
1031
01:28:19,281 --> 01:28:21,950
Stokely!
1032
01:28:23,912 --> 01:28:26,705
No!
1033
01:28:27,998 --> 01:28:29,374
Stokely!
1034
01:28:36,590 --> 01:28:40,260
Come on, Stokes.
Run!
1035
01:28:41,970 --> 01:28:42,887
Come on!
1036
01:29:34,645 --> 01:29:37,398
- Hello?
- Zeke, I'm over here.
1037
01:29:37,565 --> 01:29:40,110
Watch out.
It's her.
1038
01:29:40,277 --> 01:29:44,697
- Zeke, don't believe her. It's her.
- She attacked me. Please, Zeke.
1039
01:29:44,864 --> 01:29:47,074
- What's going on here, Marybeth?
- Please, it is her.
1040
01:29:47,241 --> 01:29:49,075
She's lying.
She's trying to fake you out.
1041
01:29:49,242 --> 01:29:54,663
We don't know what she is:
gay, straight, alien.
1042
01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:59,001
Answer me something,
Marybeth:
1043
01:29:59,168 --> 01:30:01,378
Why are you naked?
1044
01:30:03,882 --> 01:30:07,176
Does it bother you,
Zeke? My body?
1045
01:30:07,343 --> 01:30:11,138
- I'm getting kind of used to it myself.
- But I saw you take the test.
1046
01:30:11,304 --> 01:30:16,100
Zeke, how the hell can you
be sure what you saw?
1047
01:30:17,519 --> 01:30:21,568
It was sweet of you
to bond with me.
1048
01:30:21,734 --> 01:30:23,611
To be nice to me was sweet.
1049
01:30:26,947 --> 01:30:28,990
Will it work again, baby?
1050
01:30:30,534 --> 01:30:32,786
Do you like
what you see?
1051
01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:39,626
Zeke.
1052
01:30:57,893 --> 01:31:00,729
- Take this.
- Now, Marybeth.
1053
01:31:00,895 --> 01:31:03,272
- You sniff it.
- You're out of your fucking mind.
1054
01:31:03,439 --> 01:31:06,484
I'm not taking any chances. I leave for
five minutes, and everyone's an alien.
1055
01:31:06,651 --> 01:31:09,737
Now if I have to Men In Black your ass,
you're gonna fucking sniff it.
1056
01:31:11,948 --> 01:31:14,158
Happy now?
1057
01:31:33,845 --> 01:31:36,682
Jesus. I'm fucking
seeing two of everything.
1058
01:31:39,434 --> 01:31:42,270
Zeke. Zeke!
1059
01:31:49,943 --> 01:31:52,612
Come on, buddy.
Get up.
1060
01:31:58,199 --> 01:31:59,276
He's over here.
1061
01:32:14,132 --> 01:32:18,845
Casey, come out, come out,
wherever you are.
1062
01:32:24,687 --> 01:32:27,356
You know,
in my world, Casey,
1063
01:32:27,481 --> 01:32:31,276
there were limitless oceans
as far as the eye could see.
1064
01:32:31,443 --> 01:32:34,195
A beautiful home
until it started to dry up.
1065
01:32:34,362 --> 01:32:36,488
So I escaped,
1066
01:32:36,656 --> 01:32:39,993
came here and met you.
1067
01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:42,578
All of you.
1068
01:32:42,745 --> 01:32:45,247
All of you were different
from the others.
1069
01:32:45,414 --> 01:32:47,290
Thanks, pal.
1070
01:32:47,457 --> 01:32:49,876
You were lost and lonely,
just like me.
1071
01:32:50,044 --> 01:32:55,048
And I thought that maybe
I could give you a taste of my world:
1072
01:32:55,214 --> 01:32:59,718
a world without anger,
without fear, without attitude.
1073
01:32:59,885 --> 01:33:03,221
Where the underachiever
goes home at night to parents who care.
1074
01:33:03,389 --> 01:33:06,224
The jock can be smart,
the ugly duckling beautiful,
1075
01:33:06,391 --> 01:33:08,560
and the class wuss doesn't
have to live in terror.
1076
01:33:08,727 --> 01:33:14,148
And the new girl– Well, she can just fit
right in with people who are just like her.
1077
01:33:17,902 --> 01:33:21,738
You see, Casey, even Marybeth's
feelings can be hurt...
1078
01:33:21,905 --> 01:33:24,744
by a bunch of pathetic,
lost, little outcasts...
1079
01:33:24,911 --> 01:33:28,580
who truly believe that their
disaffected lonely life...
1080
01:33:28,748 --> 01:33:31,083
is the only way
they can survive.
1081
01:33:31,250 --> 01:33:35,546
I can make you a part of something
so special, Casey, so perfect,
1082
01:33:35,713 --> 01:33:37,923
so fearless.
1083
01:33:40,927 --> 01:33:42,762
Don't you want that, Casey?
1084
01:33:42,929 --> 01:33:45,890
I'd rather be afraid.
1085
01:33:46,056 --> 01:33:49,351
Fine. All right.
Have it your way.
1086
01:33:49,517 --> 01:33:52,478
'Cause this is where your land
of fiction gets it right.
1087
01:33:52,645 --> 01:33:56,023
We win.
End of story.
1088
01:35:04,714 --> 01:35:07,466
Guaranteed to jack you up.
1089
01:35:48,592 --> 01:35:51,636
You wouldn't have
liked it here anyway.
1090
01:36:16,910 --> 01:36:20,205
Stokes. Stokes.
1091
01:36:23,249 --> 01:36:27,169
Are you... you?
1092
01:36:28,295 --> 01:36:31,634
I think so.
1093
01:36:31,801 --> 01:36:34,345
I hope so.
1094
01:36:39,999 --> 01:36:41,043
Fuck!
1095
01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:46,899
- Shit!
- Is it over?
1096
01:36:49,609 --> 01:36:51,444
Yeah.
1097
01:37:03,288 --> 01:37:06,624
All right, you little fuck-pukes,
quit screwing around!
1098
01:37:06,791 --> 01:37:10,294
As you can see, life has returned
to normal at Herrington High...
1099
01:37:10,461 --> 01:37:15,381
after the mysterious disappearance of
several faculty members one month ago.
1100
01:37:15,548 --> 01:37:18,760
Both the local authorities and
the F.B.I. have largely discounted...
1101
01:37:18,928 --> 01:37:22,889
several students' claim
that an extraterrestrial was involved.
1102
01:37:23,056 --> 01:37:25,559
A spokesperson for the F.B.I.
has indicated...
1103
01:37:25,726 --> 01:37:28,687
that no substantiating evidence
has been found.
1104
01:37:28,853 --> 01:37:31,022
That goes for you too, Zeke!
1105
01:37:31,190 --> 01:37:34,654
Just 'cause you're the new guy doesn't
mean we're gonna cut you any slack!
1106
01:37:34,821 --> 01:37:37,156
Put that butt out
and get in there!
1107
01:37:37,323 --> 01:37:40,158
Now bring that camera over here.
1108
01:37:42,661 --> 01:37:44,621
When do you think they're
gonna find a new story?
1109
01:37:44,788 --> 01:37:47,332
Haven't they milked our little
high school invasion to death?
1110
01:37:47,499 --> 01:37:50,168
Although there has been
no evidence of foul play,
1111
01:37:50,335 --> 01:37:52,503
the criminal investigation
is ongoing.
1112
01:37:56,007 --> 01:37:58,342
No regrets?
1113
01:37:58,509 --> 01:38:00,344
None whatsoever.
1114
01:38:24,491 --> 01:38:26,117
So, how does it feel
to be a hero?
1115
01:38:27,910 --> 01:38:30,246
It's all right, I guess.
1116
01:38:31,913 --> 01:38:33,164
I don't know, it's...
1117
01:38:40,674 --> 01:38:43,553
- different.
- That's him over there. Hey, Casey.
1118
01:38:43,720 --> 01:38:45,346
Your fan club's here again.
1119
01:38:45,513 --> 01:38:47,472
Network or local?
1120
01:38:47,640 --> 01:38:49,601
Both.
1121
01:38:49,768 --> 01:38:52,520
You know, you can be
pretty cool sometimes.
1122
01:38:52,687 --> 01:38:55,898
Things sure have changed,
haven't they?
82030
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