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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,103 --> 00:00:12,075 (traditional Italian music) 4 00:00:12,075 --> 00:00:14,696 (gun clicking) 5 00:00:14,696 --> 00:00:17,696 (cylinder spinning) 6 00:00:19,245 --> 00:00:21,179 (gun cocking) 7 00:00:21,179 --> 00:00:26,179 (gun firing) (sirens wailing) 8 00:00:26,405 --> 00:00:29,414 (thunder clapping) (tires screeching) 9 00:00:29,414 --> 00:00:34,414 (tires screeching) (sirens wailing) 10 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:38,101 (upbeat groovy music) 11 00:01:00,354 --> 00:01:03,104 (engine revving) 12 00:01:04,078 --> 00:01:05,410 - Come on, Frankie. 13 00:01:05,410 --> 00:01:06,390 I asked you not to smoke in here. 14 00:01:06,390 --> 00:01:08,578 You're gonna ruin the new car smell. 15 00:01:08,578 --> 00:01:09,411 (Frankie laughing) 16 00:01:09,411 --> 00:01:11,038 - Dude, you know what smells about this car 17 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:11,871 is that you got 30 grand. 18 00:01:11,871 --> 00:01:13,040 - Hey, I know a guy, all right? 19 00:01:14,857 --> 00:01:16,425 (Frankie laughing) 20 00:01:16,425 --> 00:01:18,060 - How do you do that shit before breakfast anyway, huh? 21 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:19,536 - Whoa! - Hey! 22 00:01:19,536 --> 00:01:20,620 (Frankie laughing) 23 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:23,532 Oh, you're a riot, Alice. 24 00:01:23,532 --> 00:01:25,869 - There's the exit. You gonna get off or what? 25 00:01:25,869 --> 00:01:27,997 - Watch me speed through there. 26 00:01:27,997 --> 00:01:29,703 (tires screeching) 27 00:01:29,703 --> 00:01:31,036 - [Taxi driver] What, are you crazy? 28 00:01:31,036 --> 00:01:32,843 What the hell are you doing? 29 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:35,165 (taxi crashing) (horns honking) 30 00:01:35,165 --> 00:01:37,853 (both laughing) 31 00:01:37,853 --> 00:01:39,436 - Pretty neat, huh? 32 00:01:42,225 --> 00:01:43,694 - Come on. Now go through it, man. 33 00:01:43,694 --> 00:01:45,085 We're gonna be late for work. 34 00:01:45,085 --> 00:01:47,280 - All right, but you pay the ticket. 35 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:52,280 (tires screeching) (horns honking) 36 00:01:55,543 --> 00:01:57,563 - [Frankie] I shouldn't of had all that coffee. 37 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,880 Think it'd ruin that new car smell 38 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,883 if I took a piss in your ashtray? 39 00:02:01,883 --> 00:02:03,692 - (chuckles) It couldn't reach that far. 40 00:02:03,692 --> 00:02:05,316 (car crashing) (alarm ringing) 41 00:02:05,316 --> 00:02:09,696 Ah, shit. (Frankie laughing) 42 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:14,696 (horn blaring) (alarm ringing) 43 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:23,239 (wire snapping) (alarm stops abruptly) 44 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,698 Now watch the leather with that, huh? 45 00:02:25,698 --> 00:02:26,783 - Yeah, yeah. Hurry up. 46 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:31,349 (upbeat groovy music) 47 00:02:35,158 --> 00:02:35,991 Ugh! 48 00:02:37,421 --> 00:02:40,588 (upbeat groovy music) 49 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,140 Isabella said they had another fight last night. 50 00:02:58,140 --> 00:02:59,370 - Mom and Pop? 51 00:02:59,370 --> 00:03:02,280 - No, Mom and Holyfield. Jesus. 52 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,250 - She hates him, you know? 53 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:05,910 - Yeah, it's called marriage. 54 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:07,260 - If parents can't get along, 55 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:10,029 it's the children who suffer. (Frankie laughing) 56 00:03:10,029 --> 00:03:12,658 - Is that another NY-fuckin'-U? 57 00:03:12,658 --> 00:03:14,190 - You know, I can't believe we're from 58 00:03:14,190 --> 00:03:15,780 the same gene pool. 59 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,171 They must've dragged you out 60 00:03:17,171 --> 00:03:18,240 of the shallow end or something. 61 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,453 - There's the truck. Come on, let's go to work. 62 00:03:21,818 --> 00:03:24,985 (upbeat groovy music) 63 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,990 You remember to bring everything? 64 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:30,390 - Of course. I'm a professional. 65 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:31,851 Here. 66 00:03:31,851 --> 00:03:34,548 (Frankie laughing) 67 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:38,370 (upbeat groovy music) 68 00:03:38,370 --> 00:03:40,270 - Please get the fuck outta the truck. 69 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:42,333 (gun cocking) 70 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:43,860 - My brother said please, asshole. 71 00:03:43,860 --> 00:03:45,682 - [Driver] Yes, sir. 72 00:03:45,682 --> 00:03:47,255 - [Donnie] Get outta here! Go on! Run! 73 00:03:47,255 --> 00:03:48,873 - [Driver] Take the fish! Don't hurt me! 74 00:03:48,873 --> 00:03:50,268 - That's right. 75 00:03:50,268 --> 00:03:52,597 - [Frankie] Come on, man. (both laughing) 76 00:03:52,597 --> 00:03:56,250 Go! (tires screeching) 77 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,480 - [Both] Perfection! 78 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,030 - A gift from Mother Mary to the Leoni brothers! 79 00:04:00,030 --> 00:04:02,280 - The fish hijacking racket. 80 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,380 - That's the sweetest racket in the world. 81 00:04:05,747 --> 00:04:08,160 (mimics gun firing) (both laughing) 82 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,430 Like Pop always said, 83 00:04:09,430 --> 00:04:11,133 you can get more with a kind word and a gun 84 00:04:11,133 --> 00:04:12,934 than you can with a kind word alone. 85 00:04:12,934 --> 00:04:14,519 (tires screeching) - Whoa, hey! Hey, hey! 86 00:04:14,519 --> 00:04:15,624 - What? Hey! 87 00:04:15,624 --> 00:04:18,107 (thug yelling indistinctly) 88 00:04:18,107 --> 00:04:20,622 (tires screeching) (thug yelling indistinctly) 89 00:04:20,622 --> 00:04:21,466 - What? 90 00:04:21,466 --> 00:04:23,271 - Fuck! Get the fuck outta the truck, man! 91 00:04:23,271 --> 00:04:24,584 I'm freezing my balls off here. 92 00:04:24,584 --> 00:04:25,739 Hurry up. - [Thug] Come on, let's go. 93 00:04:25,739 --> 00:04:27,521 - [Frankie] All right, all right. 94 00:04:27,521 --> 00:04:30,167 Hold your water, huh? - [Thug] Let's move it! 95 00:04:30,167 --> 00:04:31,334 Woo! Assholes! 96 00:04:34,378 --> 00:04:36,005 - He didn't say please. 97 00:04:36,005 --> 00:04:38,255 - Put your hands down, huh? 98 00:04:40,722 --> 00:04:43,805 (solemn organ music) 99 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,140 - We go to too many of these things, Tomaso. 100 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:56,875 - Too many, Don Vito. 101 00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:59,570 - It's like we should make a move into mortuaries, Don Vito. 102 00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:01,786 (doors clattering) 103 00:05:01,786 --> 00:05:03,542 - Where is he? Where? Where? Where? 104 00:05:03,542 --> 00:05:05,198 There he is. Over here. 105 00:05:05,198 --> 00:05:06,840 Over here. Vito. Vito. 106 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,466 Hey, Pop. 107 00:05:08,466 --> 00:05:10,050 - Don't you cafones see what's going on here? 108 00:05:10,050 --> 00:05:11,850 - Yeah, but fuckin' DeMarco hijacked another truck. 109 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:13,080 We gotta call a war council. 110 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,210 - Can't you see we're putting Tommy the Rope 111 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:15,333 in the ground today? 112 00:05:16,470 --> 00:05:17,970 - Sorry, Pop. 113 00:05:17,970 --> 00:05:19,200 We see you was burying somebody. 114 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,610 We just didn't know it was Tommy. 115 00:05:20,610 --> 00:05:21,690 - Show some respect. 116 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:23,640 That's the Rope's widow over there, for Christ's sake. 117 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:24,473 - Sorry, Pop. 118 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:26,760 (widow sobbing) 119 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,813 - Get a load of her. 120 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,581 Maybe the Rope arranged for his own hit. 121 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:34,680 (Don Vito speaking in Italian) 122 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:37,020 - No respect for Sicilian tradition anymore. 123 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:38,223 - None, Don Vito. 124 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:40,890 - Without respect, what the hell is there? 125 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:42,663 Chaos. - Total chaos. 126 00:05:44,615 --> 00:05:47,190 - That time is over. Makes me sad. 127 00:05:47,190 --> 00:05:48,873 - It's a sad thing, Don Vito. 128 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:53,820 - Tomaso, you got suckin' up down to a science. 129 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,143 - It's a science. 130 00:05:56,251 --> 00:06:01,067 (Don Vito speaking quietly in Italian) 131 00:06:01,067 --> 00:06:03,650 (horn honking) 132 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:09,598 - [Goon] Afternoon, Don Vito. (Don Vito grumbling) 133 00:06:17,421 --> 00:06:21,171 (lighthearted Italian music) 134 00:06:23,294 --> 00:06:26,211 (knuckles rapping) 135 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,730 - Tell me again, who hired you to be my driver? 136 00:06:32,730 --> 00:06:34,680 - Frankie. - Frankie. 137 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:35,910 Didn't he tell you to open the door 138 00:06:35,910 --> 00:06:36,960 for the Godfather. 139 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,490 - No, he didn't say nothin' about it. 140 00:06:38,490 --> 00:06:40,110 - Ah, now you know, though, right? 141 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:41,370 - Yeah, sure. Now I know. 142 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:43,870 - Okay, then let's start again from the beginning. 143 00:06:46,661 --> 00:06:50,411 (lighthearted Italian music) 144 00:07:05,970 --> 00:07:08,043 Tondini, you learned something today, eh? 145 00:07:09,150 --> 00:07:12,058 It's important to learn somethin' every day. 146 00:07:12,058 --> 00:07:13,653 (knee thudding) - Oh! 147 00:07:13,653 --> 00:07:15,300 (Tondini thudding) Ooh! 148 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:17,483 (kick thudding) 149 00:07:17,483 --> 00:07:20,130 - Get your ass outta here! 150 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:23,743 You're fired! (Tondini whimpering) 151 00:07:27,562 --> 00:07:30,229 (door slamming) 152 00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:35,340 - Oh, you're home. 153 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:36,640 - Where the hell were you? 154 00:07:37,866 --> 00:07:38,824 - [Victoria] Hmm. 155 00:07:38,824 --> 00:07:40,230 - Tommy the Rope was my friend. 156 00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:41,673 - He was a cheap thug. 157 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:45,330 A vicious lowlife with a foul mouth. 158 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:47,163 Naturally, he was your friend. 159 00:07:50,130 --> 00:07:53,453 - No respect. (clock chiming) 160 00:07:56,447 --> 00:07:59,220 - Didn't you wear that shirt yesterday? 161 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:01,170 - It was a funeral, not a fashion show. 162 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:06,090 - I've rented the apartment over the restaurant. 163 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:07,593 I'm there all the time anyway. 164 00:08:08,790 --> 00:08:11,463 From now on we can hate each other from a distance. 165 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:13,850 - What time you comin' home? 166 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:18,270 - You don't get it, do you? 167 00:08:18,270 --> 00:08:19,773 I'm leaving you. 168 00:08:23,162 --> 00:08:24,927 Aren't you gonna say something? 169 00:08:27,450 --> 00:08:30,453 You've always been a great conversationalist, Vittorio. 170 00:08:31,350 --> 00:08:33,783 You know the number. Try not to use it. 171 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,210 I'm from Venus, you're from Mars. 172 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:40,593 That's all there is to it. 173 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:43,473 - I'm from Brooklyn, and so are you! 174 00:08:45,203 --> 00:08:48,953 (suspenseful dramatic music) 175 00:08:55,684 --> 00:08:58,380 - But those are our stolen fish and DeMarco knows it! 176 00:08:58,380 --> 00:09:00,990 Pop, DeMarco only understands Sicilian. 177 00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:02,681 We gotta whack the fuck. 178 00:09:02,681 --> 00:09:04,570 (group laughing) 179 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:05,403 - That's funny, Anthony. 180 00:09:05,403 --> 00:09:07,385 It's not worth the war. 181 00:09:07,385 --> 00:09:08,490 It's better to have a sit-down, 182 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:09,930 let the Don reason with him. 183 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:11,580 - [Frankie] No more talk. We go to war! 184 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:13,470 - Yeah, right now there's two tons of herring 185 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,847 somewhere in a chop shop in Queens. 186 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:19,020 (both laughing) 187 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:21,660 - Salvatore, what are your recommendations? 188 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:24,660 - I say we let 'em take the next load, too. 189 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:28,530 But we maybe let it sit around a couple of days. 190 00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:31,620 When the civilians got it comin' out of both ends, 191 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:33,035 that's that. 192 00:09:33,035 --> 00:09:33,870 Pfff. 193 00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:37,113 He's outta business. (laughing) 194 00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:39,023 - Pop? 195 00:09:41,186 --> 00:09:44,250 Um, I think it's time for you to have 196 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,610 a sit-down with DeMarco and negotiate a trade. 197 00:09:47,610 --> 00:09:49,983 Our fish for one of his unions. 198 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,860 - What, is this the U-fuckin'-N? 199 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,110 Maybe we should levy trade sanctions. 200 00:09:55,110 --> 00:09:56,170 - Stop! Enough! 201 00:10:01,961 --> 00:10:02,878 - Don Vito. 202 00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:06,623 - Pop? 203 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:09,513 Pop, are you all right? 204 00:10:11,404 --> 00:10:15,578 (warbling dramatic music) 205 00:10:15,578 --> 00:10:17,785 (Don Vito speaking in Italian) 206 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,560 I'm all right. 207 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:23,110 Vinnie DeMarco is not gonna be comin' after us no more 208 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,750 because we are not gonna be here no more. 209 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:29,100 - [Salvatore] Where we goin', boss? 210 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:31,080 - What? Atlantic City? - Miami? 211 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,340 - No. 212 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,263 We're gonna stay in New York City. 213 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,980 I'm deciding right here and now, 214 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:40,293 the Leoni family is going straight. 215 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,830 No more illegitimate enterprises. 216 00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:45,240 - What, are you nuts? 217 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:49,020 - Yeah, maybe I'm nuts, but that's my decision. 218 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:49,853 And it's final. 219 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:54,362 (door slamming) 220 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,370 - This is some kind of fuckin' joke, man. 221 00:10:56,370 --> 00:10:57,600 - I don't think so, Frankie. 222 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,860 - It's gotta be! He's the godfather! 223 00:10:58,860 --> 00:11:00,960 How the hell does a godfather go straight? 224 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,034 (upbeat country music) 225 00:11:03,034 --> 00:11:05,105 - [Patron] All right, honey! (laughing) 226 00:11:05,105 --> 00:11:07,253 - Hey, honey. Another hundred in singles, please. 227 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:09,660 - What would Isabella think if she knew 228 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:11,538 you came here all the time, huh? 229 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,110 - What, I can't take in a show? 230 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:14,919 Besides, we're having a problem, 231 00:11:14,919 --> 00:11:16,645 and this is where I do my best thinkin'. 232 00:11:16,645 --> 00:11:17,812 - Here you go. 233 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,400 - Check out the gazondes on her! Look! 234 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,930 - Would you stop that? 235 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:23,190 It's degrading to the broads. 236 00:11:23,190 --> 00:11:25,890 - Here, I'll upgrade her. (laughing) 237 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:27,660 - Listen, can't you tell they're fake, huh? 238 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:28,926 - Big deal. 239 00:11:28,926 --> 00:11:29,850 So are the hundreds I've been giving the waitress. 240 00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:31,740 - Can we get back to Pop, please? 241 00:11:31,740 --> 00:11:33,030 I'm worried about him, Frankie. 242 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:35,627 I think he's having some kind of breakdown or somethin'. 243 00:11:36,707 --> 00:11:38,267 - [Patron] You're beautiful! 244 00:11:38,267 --> 00:11:39,917 - Yeah, yeah, I say we whack 'em. 245 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,860 - We can't whack him. He's our own father! 246 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:45,960 Last time I checked our name was not Menendez. 247 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,040 - [Patron] You're beautiful! 248 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,140 - Hey, it's called early retirement. 249 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:50,613 Strictly a business decision. 250 00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:53,493 And Pop would completely understand. 251 00:11:55,746 --> 00:11:56,970 (patron wolf whistling) 252 00:11:56,970 --> 00:11:58,870 - Maybe we should run this by Ma, huh? 253 00:11:59,838 --> 00:12:01,950 Come on. Let's go, Frankie. 254 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:03,689 Come on, Frankie. Let's go. 255 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:05,278 - All right, all right, all right. 256 00:12:05,278 --> 00:12:08,220 Let's go. - [Patron] Ow! 257 00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:09,333 - Yo, Frankie! 258 00:12:10,170 --> 00:12:11,040 Come here. 259 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,007 - Shit. Nicky Tits. - Come on. 260 00:12:13,007 --> 00:12:14,017 - [Nick] Hey, where you goin'? 261 00:12:14,017 --> 00:12:14,970 Come here. Come here! 262 00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:17,190 - Hey, Cousin Nick. How you doin'? 263 00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:18,780 - You forget you owe me money in that Knicks' game? 264 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,100 - Don't get your bowels in uproar, Nick. 265 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:20,933 I remember. 266 00:12:20,933 --> 00:12:24,150 - I thought maybe because Frankie is the Don's son, 267 00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:26,640 he thinks he doesn't have to pay his first cousin Nick 268 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,290 the 38 large he owes! 269 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:31,191 - Looks more like 54 large to me, Nick. 270 00:12:31,191 --> 00:12:33,090 - That's a good one, and very amusing. 271 00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:35,520 Just remember, Uncle Vito told me to personally 272 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,197 kick your ass if you ever welch on a bet. 273 00:12:37,197 --> 00:12:39,270 - Get your hands off me, you fat pig! 274 00:12:39,270 --> 00:12:41,190 - Yo, yo, Nicky, Nicky, lay off, huh? 275 00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:42,510 We got a very important appointment 276 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:44,361 we gotta go to with Ma. 277 00:12:44,361 --> 00:12:45,194 Capiche? 278 00:12:45,194 --> 00:12:46,800 - Aw, ah, wittle wankies. 279 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,960 Still being saved by his mommy! 280 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,840 Makes me wanna choke with so much fuckin' nostalgia! 281 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,630 I wanna sit on your face and cut a big, fat fart 282 00:12:54,630 --> 00:12:56,130 like we did when we was kids! 283 00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:58,590 Remember? 38 grand. 284 00:12:58,590 --> 00:12:59,790 By the end of the week! 285 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:02,070 And by the way, Frankie, there's a late penalty. 286 00:13:02,070 --> 00:13:03,030 Asshole. 287 00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:05,820 - Hey, Nicky Tits! (Nick grunting) 288 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,593 Are those real or implants? 289 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:10,660 - Eh! (Frankie laughing) 290 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:11,790 (tires screeching) (horns honking) 291 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,171 - He hates when you call him that, you know? 292 00:13:14,171 --> 00:13:15,470 - Fuckin' Knicks. 293 00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:17,470 - [Owner] All new shows. 294 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,815 - [Donnie] You smell that? 295 00:13:21,815 --> 00:13:23,092 - [Frankie] Geez, you're right, man. 296 00:13:23,092 --> 00:13:25,134 It stinks in here. You step in somethin'? 297 00:13:25,134 --> 00:13:26,160 - [Donnie] No, I didn't step in nothin'. 298 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,610 - [Frankie] So much for that new car smell, huh?? 299 00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:31,828 - You know what bothers me? 300 00:13:33,372 --> 00:13:35,550 If we listen to Pop and take him seriously, 301 00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:37,590 things gotta be crazy. 302 00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:39,150 But if he's crazy, 303 00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:41,940 that means that he says crazy things 304 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:43,490 and we shouldn't listen to him. 305 00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:47,610 It's what's called a paradox. (Frankie laughing) 306 00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:48,990 - 58 large so you can go to college 307 00:13:48,990 --> 00:13:50,097 and learn to stick your head up your ass. 308 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,363 - Aw, so what, Frankie. 309 00:13:52,363 --> 00:13:54,690 You lose 50, 60 large on the Knicks in a month. 310 00:13:58,276 --> 00:13:59,701 - [Doorman] Welcome to Finocchio. 311 00:13:59,701 --> 00:14:00,806 - [Frankie] Yo, man, you are hard to hang. 312 00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:01,961 - [Doorman] It's hanging good. 313 00:14:01,961 --> 00:14:04,926 - [Frankie] Keep it in your pants, huh? 314 00:14:04,926 --> 00:14:06,270 - [Hostess] Hi, boys. 315 00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:08,417 Take your coat there? - Hey, how you doin'? 316 00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:10,230 - [Donnie] Frankie'll take care of you. 317 00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:12,391 - Well, well, well, well. 318 00:14:12,391 --> 00:14:13,863 Look what the cat drag in. 319 00:14:14,715 --> 00:14:16,216 Do you have reservations? 320 00:14:16,216 --> 00:14:18,202 - You gotta be kiddin' me. - I don't a-kid. 321 00:14:18,202 --> 00:14:21,330 I am afraid that there is 45-minute wait. 322 00:14:21,330 --> 00:14:22,440 - We just wanna talk to Mom. 323 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,390 - She's very busy. - Screw you. Come on. 324 00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:26,943 - Very well, but you follow me. 325 00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,283 Quickly, quickly, please. 326 00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:32,547 Keep-a you head down. 327 00:14:32,547 --> 00:14:34,080 - [Frankie] Oh, that looks delicious. 328 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,780 - Keep your hand in front of you face. 329 00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:39,543 - How you guy's doin'? - [Patron] What? Who's? 330 00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:44,310 - Quickly, quickly! 331 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:46,443 And don't a-scare the clientele, eh? 332 00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:54,206 - There goes your tip, ya rat bastard. 333 00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:56,070 I hate 'em, I hate 'em, I hate 'em. 334 00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:57,240 - Everything's fine. 335 00:14:58,247 --> 00:14:59,543 - [Patron] Yeah. 336 00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:01,277 - Were those guys really in jail? 337 00:15:01,277 --> 00:15:02,163 - [Patron] Yeah. 338 00:15:02,163 --> 00:15:04,230 - Hey, Mom, why we always have to sit in back 339 00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:05,250 by the kitchen, huh? 340 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:07,427 - Yeah, we're not good enough for your fancy, 341 00:15:07,427 --> 00:15:08,699 fuckin' restaurant? (hand smacking) 342 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,532 - Aw. 343 00:15:09,532 --> 00:15:11,250 - You just answered your own question. 344 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:12,780 When you were a kid and talked like that, 345 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:14,130 I washed your mouth out with soap. 346 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,690 - Well, I didn't mind the soap. 347 00:15:15,690 --> 00:15:17,440 It was the Brillo that bothered me. 348 00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:21,120 - Today I suggest the bronzino. 349 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,100 The fish is very fresh. 350 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,350 - Fish? Where the hell did you get fish? 351 00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:27,150 - I have sources. 352 00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:28,680 You don't bring your mother no fish, 353 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,213 she can't run a restaurant. 354 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,945 So what'd you want to talk to me about? 355 00:15:33,945 --> 00:15:35,130 - We came to talk to you about Pop. 356 00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:37,200 - Don't talk to me about your father! 357 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,300 - We gotta, Ma. He's losing it. 358 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,400 - Let me put it a way you can understand, Ma. 359 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,560 Pop's a couple tortellinis short of an entree. 360 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,820 - Frankie, come on. 361 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:48,540 Mom, Pop's been in a very, very bad mood lately. 362 00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:52,260 - He's been in a very bad mood for the last 25 years. 363 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:54,129 - It's not like that, Mom. 364 00:15:54,129 --> 00:15:55,590 I'm talking serious depression here. 365 00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:57,540 He's talkin' about gettin' us outta the rackets. 366 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,580 - What? He can't do that! 367 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:00,960 - I know. 368 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,090 We gotta whack 'em. (hand smacking) 369 00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:04,620 - I told you since you were a kid 370 00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,690 you don't whack your own father. 371 00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:08,294 - Told ya, Frankie. 372 00:16:08,294 --> 00:16:10,230 - She's always taking your side, man. 373 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,293 - So what are you gonna do? 374 00:16:12,293 --> 00:16:15,960 - Well, if this is some kind of mental breakdown, 375 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,060 we gotta fix his head. 376 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,193 I say we get him a psychiatrist. 377 00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:23,100 (Frankie laughing) 378 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,060 - A head shrinker for the godfather? 379 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:25,206 - Yeah. 380 00:16:25,206 --> 00:16:26,699 - What, are you outta your fuckin' mind? 381 00:16:26,699 --> 00:16:27,660 (hand smacking) 382 00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:28,800 Maybe you need one. 383 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,892 - Well, that's what civilians do when this 384 00:16:30,892 --> 00:16:34,650 kind of shit happens. - Okay, Donald. 385 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:36,750 I put this in your hands. 386 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:38,850 You'll do the right thing. - Thanks, Mom. 387 00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:43,770 - Donald's a smart boy. Do what he says. 388 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,770 - Whackin' him was a good idea, too, Ma. 389 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:51,780 - Anyway, I'm tellin' you. That's what Pop needs. 390 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,400 - You didn't see John Gotti goin' to a shrink 391 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,457 after he whacked Castellano. 392 00:16:54,457 --> 00:16:55,860 "I done two ex man. 393 00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:57,750 I'm so consumed with guilt." 394 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,963 Let's just forget about her and go the garden. 395 00:17:01,718 --> 00:17:02,940 Besides, where are we gonna get a shrink 396 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,190 who we can trust, anyway? 397 00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:11,177 - Holy shit. Check it out. 398 00:17:11,177 --> 00:17:13,193 (bright angelic music) 399 00:17:13,193 --> 00:17:14,880 - A convention full of shrinks. 400 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,860 It's a sign from Mother Mary, man. 401 00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:19,620 Bless you, Mother! (laughing) 402 00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:21,505 - [Announcer] Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, 403 00:17:21,505 --> 00:17:23,952 and congratulations to our new president, Dr. Moe Roy. 404 00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:25,634 - You didn't vote for me. 405 00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:27,209 How could you not vote for me? 406 00:17:27,209 --> 00:17:29,201 I know I'm not the best choice, but I'm your husband. 407 00:17:29,201 --> 00:17:30,810 I mean, isn't there something in our marriage vows 408 00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:32,260 about you having to vote for me? 409 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,540 - Look, we both know you'd make 410 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:35,640 a lousy association president, Julian. 411 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,390 I mean, the position requires a strong leader, a doer. 412 00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:42,570 All you do is talk. All we do is talk. 413 00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:44,190 - Seems totally natural. 414 00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:46,230 Two analysts talking things through. 415 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:48,540 - Well, it's just driving me crazy. 416 00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:50,760 We don't seem to resolve anything anymore. 417 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,850 I mean, there always seems to be some new issue. 418 00:17:53,850 --> 00:17:55,140 - Excuse me. I'm sorry. 419 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,442 - You want a new issue, hmm? 420 00:17:57,442 --> 00:17:59,010 How about this for a new issue? 421 00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:02,430 I think you enjoy arguing more than you do having sex. 422 00:18:02,430 --> 00:18:03,263 Oh, yes. 423 00:18:03,263 --> 00:18:07,110 In fact, it's my theory that to you arguing is sex. 424 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:09,180 - Oh, that's absolutely ridiculous. 425 00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:10,170 - Really? 426 00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,400 Why is it we were just arguing 427 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,133 and now you're gonna have a cigarette? 428 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,050 Oh, I can't breathe. 429 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:17,562 Put that out, please. 430 00:18:17,562 --> 00:18:19,039 There's no air in here. 431 00:18:19,039 --> 00:18:20,303 Is this place hermetically sealed? 432 00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:23,730 - Look, Julian. 433 00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:25,560 It's just not working out between us. 434 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,143 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 435 00:18:27,143 --> 00:18:28,328 We can talk about it later. 436 00:18:28,328 --> 00:18:29,537 I know what it is. 437 00:18:29,537 --> 00:18:30,949 I'm just nervous about giving this speech 438 00:18:30,949 --> 00:18:32,293 to 300 psychiatrists. 439 00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:34,023 I mean, you know what lousy listeners they are. 440 00:18:34,023 --> 00:18:36,148 - Ah, there you are, Susan dear. 441 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,220 - Oh, congratulations, Lowell, 442 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,960 or should is say President Royce? 443 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,740 - Hmm, it does trippingly off the tongue, huh? 444 00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:44,880 - It certainly trips, that's for sure. 445 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,310 You'll forgive me if I don't sing "Heil to the Chief." 446 00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:49,350 - Julian, shouldn't you be in the Oak Room 447 00:18:49,350 --> 00:18:51,000 venting on obsessive-compulsives? 448 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,700 - Why don't you stop by? 449 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:53,790 You might learn something. - Yeah, well, stick around. 450 00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:56,040 You're about to learn something. 451 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:56,873 Did you tell him yet? 452 00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:58,500 - I hardly think this is the time, Lowell. 453 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,630 - Time for what? To tell me what? 454 00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:02,403 - Susan wants a divorce. - What? 455 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,485 - You really shouldn't have, Lowell. 456 00:19:05,485 --> 00:19:07,680 - Ah, but this is the fun part. 457 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,023 And she's moving in with me. 458 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,391 If it's all right with you, Julian. 459 00:19:11,391 --> 00:19:13,290 - You vicious, sadistic bastard! 460 00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:14,703 - Repress it, Doctor! 461 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,400 Oh, excuse me. 462 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,230 I've got some congratulations to receive, 463 00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:22,544 and I will beep you at bedtime, darling. 464 00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:27,107 Bzzz, bzzz, bzz-bzz. (Susan laughing) 465 00:19:27,107 --> 00:19:29,550 - You're leaving me for Royce? 466 00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:30,573 Are you crazy? 467 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,840 You can't do this. 468 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,666 First of all, it'll never work. 469 00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:37,465 He's a Jungian, you're a Freudian. 470 00:19:37,465 --> 00:19:38,330 You can't do it. 471 00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:39,690 - Look, look, Julian. 472 00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:42,060 We've analyzed this to death. What can I say? 473 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:45,180 I'm a very strong woman and Lowell's a very strong man. 474 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,980 Lights attract. - No, no, no, no. 475 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:48,993 I'm telling you, you're making a mistake. 476 00:19:48,993 --> 00:19:51,853 Please, just reconsider. (Susan sighing) 477 00:19:51,853 --> 00:19:52,686 - Eh. 478 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:57,690 - Today's speakers. 479 00:19:57,690 --> 00:20:00,150 Cohen, Hurwitz, Steinberg. 480 00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,530 Jesus, they're all Jews. 481 00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:02,760 - Would you keep your voice down? 482 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,840 For Christ's sake. 483 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,450 Yeah, look at this. Who's this here? 484 00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:07,590 - Riceputo. 485 00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:08,913 Bingo, a paisan. 486 00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:11,280 (mimics a gun firing) (Frankie laughing) 487 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,589 - [Announcer] The rejection seminar 488 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,063 has been canceled until further notice. 489 00:20:15,063 --> 00:20:15,896 - All right, don't panic, don't panic. 490 00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:16,830 She's in a view for a moron. 491 00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:19,480 That's all, don't panic, don't panic. 492 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,006 I'm having a panic attack. 493 00:20:21,006 --> 00:20:22,320 Oh, yes, I am. 494 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,065 Breathe right, breathe. 495 00:20:24,065 --> 00:20:25,620 What is it? What do you want? 496 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:28,770 - Um, my card. - Yeah, thanks a lot, doc. 497 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,000 Thanks. 498 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,550 Next time wash your hands, huh? 499 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:35,300 - [Announcer] Dr. Julian Riceputo to the information desk. 500 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,120 - What? What? 501 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,537 Oh, god. Oh, god. 502 00:20:40,018 --> 00:20:40,917 How? 503 00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:42,900 Did my wife put you up to this? Is that it? 504 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,940 I mean, her and Lowell want me dead 505 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:46,170 so they can live off the insurance money. 506 00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:47,730 That's it, right? - No, no, no, no, no. 507 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:49,650 It's nothing like that. - Well then what? 508 00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:51,480 - Let's just say you're making a house call, huh? 509 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,430 - House call? - [Donnie] Yeah. 510 00:20:53,430 --> 00:20:54,420 - Oh, no. 511 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,891 No, no, no, no. 512 00:20:55,891 --> 00:20:57,301 You're making a terrible mistake. 513 00:20:57,301 --> 00:20:58,525 I'm not that kind of doctor. 514 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,060 I don't know anything about removing bullets from gangsters. 515 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,230 I'm a psychoanalyst. 516 00:21:01,230 --> 00:21:03,917 - Well, we got a psycho that needs analysis. 517 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:06,180 - Oh, god. Who? Who is it? 518 00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,220 - His name is none of your fuckin' business, that's who. 519 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:09,720 Now enjoy the ride. 520 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,520 - And don't try countin' potholes 521 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,420 or listenin' for train whistles, 'cause we saw that movie. 522 00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:19,380 (Julian sniffing) 523 00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,540 - What's that strange odor? 524 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,820 - Smells like a dead body in the trunk to me. 525 00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,273 How about you, Donnie? 526 00:21:26,421 --> 00:21:29,338 (Frankie laughing) 527 00:21:31,543 --> 00:21:33,929 (opera singer singing in Italian) 528 00:21:33,929 --> 00:21:37,476 (Don Vito speaking in Italian) 529 00:21:37,476 --> 00:21:40,309 (Don Vito crying) 530 00:21:44,783 --> 00:21:46,324 - Ah. 531 00:21:46,324 --> 00:21:47,907 Don Clarente Leoni. 532 00:21:48,884 --> 00:21:50,907 My god, what a man. 533 00:21:50,907 --> 00:21:53,567 You were like Julius Caesar, yeah. 534 00:21:56,814 --> 00:21:57,647 Oh, yeah. 535 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:02,219 Vinnie. My best friend. 536 00:22:02,219 --> 00:22:03,630 We were like brothers. 537 00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:05,790 And then the wine turned to vinegar, huh? 538 00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:06,623 Yeah. 539 00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:11,823 Yeah, Frankie. 540 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:14,313 My first-born. 541 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,800 You were born to be a capo 542 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,917 and you turned out to be a cavone. 543 00:22:21,570 --> 00:22:22,403 What happened? 544 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:31,161 Vicki. You were the Virgin Mary. 545 00:22:31,161 --> 00:22:32,824 Now you're Mary Magdalene. 546 00:22:32,824 --> 00:22:34,633 You betrayed me. Mama Vicki, why? 547 00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:36,470 Why did you do that? 548 00:22:36,470 --> 00:22:39,725 - Excuse us, Pop. (record scratching) 549 00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:42,270 Uh, me and Frankie thought that maybe you could 550 00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:45,660 work out some of your problems with a professional analyst. 551 00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:48,420 So, meet Dr. Julian Riceputo. 552 00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:49,590 - We even got you a paisan, 553 00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:51,663 which ain't so easy in psycho land, Pop. 554 00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:55,590 - Are you two out of your fuckin' minds, 555 00:22:55,590 --> 00:22:58,050 bringing a stranger into my house? 556 00:22:58,050 --> 00:22:59,910 - You're absolutely right. - You shut up! 557 00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:00,780 - Come on, Pop. 558 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,550 You got a problem, we got a fix. 559 00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:05,160 - Hey, you two geniuses in here. 560 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,873 Get him out of my sight! 561 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,090 - You better wait outside, doc. 562 00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:10,911 - [Julian] Yeah, I'll be out here. 563 00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:12,001 - Geez Louise! 564 00:23:12,001 --> 00:23:13,743 What the hell you doing? 565 00:23:13,743 --> 00:23:16,618 You bring a stranger into this house? 566 00:23:16,618 --> 00:23:17,951 Mama mia capone. 567 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,380 And another thing! 568 00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:21,960 - Okay, you probably have some master plan 569 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,560 about how to wrest me from the company of violent criminals. 570 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,324 And if you have this plan, 571 00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:29,134 now would be a really great time for it to kick in. 572 00:23:29,134 --> 00:23:31,550 - Hey, hot stuff. Who you talkin' to? 573 00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:36,105 (Don Vito yelling in Italian) 574 00:23:36,105 --> 00:23:38,124 - [Don Vito] I'm not gonna see no god damn shrink! 575 00:23:38,124 --> 00:23:40,395 Not now, not ever! 576 00:23:40,395 --> 00:23:41,446 I am not- 577 00:23:41,446 --> 00:23:43,137 - See, I told ya, Frankie, but do you listen to me? 578 00:23:43,137 --> 00:23:45,330 No, you listen to your little shit brother. 579 00:23:45,330 --> 00:23:46,500 - Should I tell him about the time 580 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,600 you put the anvil on the congressman's suit? 581 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,690 And we all get to see it on CNN? 582 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,560 Or maybe you, genius! 583 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,940 What should we do about you? 584 00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:55,060 Should we tell him that you thought it was 585 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,513 a good idea to whack the mayor's wife? 586 00:23:59,190 --> 00:24:02,580 - Can you imagine the Don seeing a shrinker? 587 00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:03,810 - Absolutely not. 588 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:06,450 - I mean, what does a shrink know about 589 00:24:06,450 --> 00:24:08,310 how the Godfather's mind works? 590 00:24:08,310 --> 00:24:10,362 Nada, am I right? 591 00:24:10,362 --> 00:24:12,113 - Well, in this case you couldn't be more right. 592 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,783 - So who are you, anyway? - Me? 593 00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:20,280 I'm the shrinker. - No shit? 594 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,113 - [Julian] Yep. 595 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,050 - I should just keep my foot in my mouth. 596 00:24:25,050 --> 00:24:27,390 That's where I'm always puttin' it. 597 00:24:27,390 --> 00:24:28,500 Well, take us all in, doc. 598 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,699 We're certifiable here. 599 00:24:30,699 --> 00:24:32,344 I mean, the only sane one was Vito, 600 00:24:32,344 --> 00:24:33,540 but now he's joined the circus too. 601 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:36,000 - What am I? A clown? No! 602 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,963 I'm not a clown for anybody! 603 00:24:37,963 --> 00:24:39,810 (Don Vito yelling in Italian) 604 00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:41,567 Now throw that fish back in the ocean 605 00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:44,006 before I really get pissed off! 606 00:24:44,006 --> 00:24:45,089 - Okay, okay. 607 00:24:47,516 --> 00:24:49,925 (Don Vito muttering in Italian) 608 00:24:49,925 --> 00:24:51,339 - All right. All right, already. 609 00:24:51,339 --> 00:24:52,172 We'll get rid of him. 610 00:24:52,172 --> 00:24:53,580 You and your big ideas. 611 00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:56,430 - I can't help that Pop don't know what's good for him. 612 00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:58,020 - Isabella, what the fuck are you here for? 613 00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:59,580 Don't you got other things to do? 614 00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:02,730 - Yeah, I was just about to do him, 615 00:25:02,730 --> 00:25:04,240 but then you showed up. 616 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,073 - You should go home and get in the kitchen 617 00:25:05,073 --> 00:25:06,360 where you belong, huh? 618 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,740 Let's go, doc. 619 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,210 Fuckin' wives. 620 00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:12,360 - Hold on a second. (door slamming) 621 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,193 Come over here. 622 00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:18,780 You know who I am? 623 00:25:18,780 --> 00:25:21,240 - No. Why would I know who you are? 624 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,150 - Maybe you saw my picture in the New York Post 625 00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:26,280 or on the 10 o'clock news. 626 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,230 - No, don't think so. 627 00:25:28,230 --> 00:25:29,621 I mean, if I did, 628 00:25:29,621 --> 00:25:31,286 you probably had a big coat over your head. 629 00:25:31,286 --> 00:25:32,303 - Don't fuck with me. - No, sir. 630 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,740 - You know what happened today? 631 00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:35,730 - [Julian] Just what they told me. 632 00:25:35,730 --> 00:25:37,830 - Forget what they told you. - Forgotten. 633 00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:42,147 - I'm gonna say this slow so that you can memorize it, okay? 634 00:25:42,147 --> 00:25:43,383 - Mmm-hmm. Yes. 635 00:25:45,990 --> 00:25:47,853 - Nothin' happened. 636 00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:50,730 - Nothin' happened. Got it. 637 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,523 - You weren't here. 638 00:25:54,990 --> 00:25:56,670 - I'm not here now. 639 00:25:56,670 --> 00:25:58,500 I don't know who you're talkin' to. 640 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,390 - Get this asshole outta here. 641 00:26:00,390 --> 00:26:01,320 - Come on, doc. 642 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,240 - It's easy to get rid of me. I'm not here. 643 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,510 You know, easy. (door slamming) 644 00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:09,272 You fellas okay if I take the blindfold off, yeah? 645 00:26:09,272 --> 00:26:11,080 - Yeah, go ahead. 646 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,590 Well, you can't say we didn't try, huh? 647 00:26:13,590 --> 00:26:14,423 - Yeah. 648 00:26:14,423 --> 00:26:15,900 - Now we gotta figure out how to whack 'em. 649 00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:16,950 - Wait, wait. Oh, no, no, no. 650 00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:18,630 I thought I wasn't there. I don't know anything. 651 00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:21,090 - Not you, jerk off. My father. 652 00:26:21,090 --> 00:26:21,923 - Oh. 653 00:26:23,010 --> 00:26:23,843 Oh. 654 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,330 Amazing. Pure Oedipus. 655 00:26:27,330 --> 00:26:30,173 - Hey, knock it off back there with that psycho shit, doc. 656 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,903 - It's from the Greek play "Eedipus Rex," Frankie. 657 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,930 It means you want to kill your father. 658 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,820 Isn't that correct, doc? 659 00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:41,400 - It's quite correct, Donald, yes. 660 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,980 Although it's "Oedipus Rex." (Frankie laughing) 661 00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:45,570 Actually, could also pertain to wanting 662 00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:46,870 to sleep with your mother. 663 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,816 - Now you're gonna die! - Hey, hey! 664 00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:50,700 - [Frankie] Let me at him! You're a dead man! 665 00:26:50,700 --> 00:26:51,800 - Frankie, sit! - Oh! 666 00:26:52,767 --> 00:26:55,350 Oh! (horns honking) 667 00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:57,840 - Would you calm down? - Watch it! 668 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,310 Watch the fuckin' road, man. 669 00:26:59,310 --> 00:27:00,247 - It's my new car! 670 00:27:02,010 --> 00:27:02,843 Anyway. 671 00:27:03,870 --> 00:27:05,247 Pop's wife just walked out on him, 672 00:27:05,247 --> 00:27:07,163 and all his old friends are dyin'. 673 00:27:08,190 --> 00:27:10,560 He's not eating well. He don't sleep. 674 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,823 He's very depressed. 675 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,640 - Clinical depression. 676 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,680 I concur with your diagnosis, Donald. 677 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,513 - Thank you. 678 00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:19,710 - But I gotta tell you, fellas. 679 00:27:19,710 --> 00:27:21,210 He seemed like a very strong man. 680 00:27:21,210 --> 00:27:22,110 I mean, there's a pretty good chance 681 00:27:22,110 --> 00:27:23,929 he'll just snap right out of it. 682 00:27:23,929 --> 00:27:25,320 - Ah! 683 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,273 God, please! Help me! 684 00:27:29,473 --> 00:27:34,048 (tires screeching) (dramatic music) 685 00:27:34,048 --> 00:27:35,215 Jesus, why me? 686 00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:39,410 Nothin' makes sense to me no more! 687 00:27:40,857 --> 00:27:42,960 - Don Vito, what happened? 688 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,793 Tomaso called. 689 00:27:43,793 --> 00:27:46,047 He said you're howling at the moon 690 00:27:46,047 --> 00:27:47,829 like some kind of sick dog. 691 00:27:47,829 --> 00:27:51,221 (Don Vito speaking in Italian) 692 00:27:51,221 --> 00:27:54,417 - If I was a woman I would cry. (sobbing) 693 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:00,807 - Don Vito, you are cryin'. 694 00:28:03,510 --> 00:28:05,577 It's okay. Come on. 695 00:28:05,577 --> 00:28:08,160 (wind howling) 696 00:28:10,650 --> 00:28:13,500 - [Julian] Actually, anywhere along here is fine. 697 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:14,900 Thanks for the lift, fellas. 698 00:28:15,990 --> 00:28:18,840 - Hey, just remember, asshole. 699 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,340 We know where you live. - Eh. 700 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:25,185 (tires screeching) 701 00:28:26,061 --> 00:28:28,897 - Come on. Come on, open up! 702 00:28:28,897 --> 00:28:32,230 (playful Italian music) 703 00:28:35,909 --> 00:28:38,173 Okay, so nothing to worry about. 704 00:28:38,173 --> 00:28:39,443 Mmm-hmm. (lock clicking) 705 00:28:39,443 --> 00:28:41,676 They know where I live. 706 00:28:41,676 --> 00:28:44,980 (loud thudding) 707 00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:48,313 (playful Italian music) 708 00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:53,460 Oh, Sus. Thank god it's you. 709 00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:55,890 You're not gonna believe what just happened. 710 00:28:55,890 --> 00:28:56,730 Where are you going? 711 00:28:56,730 --> 00:28:58,650 - I'm moving in with Lowell, remember? 712 00:28:58,650 --> 00:28:59,640 - [Julian] Oh no, not tonight. 713 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,306 Can't you wait till tomorrow? 714 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:02,760 - Please, please, Julian. Spare me the guilt. 715 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,739 - If I've ever meant anything to you, 716 00:29:04,739 --> 00:29:06,062 wait one more night! 717 00:29:06,062 --> 00:29:07,890 I mean, I was just kidnapped by two mafia gangsters. 718 00:29:07,890 --> 00:29:09,990 They want me to begin therapy on the Godfather. 719 00:29:09,990 --> 00:29:12,390 - I see. Now it's hallucinatory delusions. 720 00:29:12,390 --> 00:29:13,650 Well, congratulations. 721 00:29:13,650 --> 00:29:15,180 You're not just a neurotic anymore. 722 00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:16,740 - You gotta believe me. 723 00:29:16,740 --> 00:29:18,240 I'm in a lot of trouble here. 724 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,560 I'm in a lot of trouble. 725 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,727 Ha! I'll call the police. 726 00:29:20,727 --> 00:29:23,069 No. No, no, no, don't call the police. 727 00:29:23,069 --> 00:29:24,288 They'll kill me. 728 00:29:24,288 --> 00:29:25,121 Oh, god. I've gotta calm down. 729 00:29:25,121 --> 00:29:27,570 Uh, where's the cognac? - Oh no! No, no, no! 730 00:29:27,570 --> 00:29:29,310 That was given to me by my father 731 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:30,240 and I'm taking it with me. 732 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,272 Besides, you don't even drink. 733 00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:33,520 - Yeah, well, I just started. 734 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,353 - Well. - I need a drink, okay? 735 00:29:34,353 --> 00:29:36,000 I'm starting to drink now. 736 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,550 - Julian, "Color Me Barbara" is mine. 737 00:29:38,550 --> 00:29:40,560 I am taking it with me as well. 738 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,463 Goodbye. 739 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,250 I'll be back for the NordicTrack in the morning. 740 00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:48,840 And you know what you should start doing? 741 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,390 You should start seeing Lowell. 742 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,260 - I thought you were seeing him. 743 00:29:52,260 --> 00:29:53,940 Isn't one in the family enough? 744 00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:55,980 - Look, I know that you don't like him, 745 00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:59,580 but he's had tremendous success with this liquor stuff. 746 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,710 And if it'll make things easier, 747 00:30:01,710 --> 00:30:03,243 I will speak to him about you. 748 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,280 - Why don't you just go? 749 00:30:06,210 --> 00:30:07,470 They know where I live now. 750 00:30:07,470 --> 00:30:09,630 I don't want anything to happen to you. 751 00:30:09,630 --> 00:30:12,580 - You're really serious about this mafia stuff, aren't you? 752 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,760 - Oh, yeah. 753 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,447 It was like right out of a movie. 754 00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:19,800 I mean, they grabbed me and they put a gun to my head 755 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,630 and shoved me into this car. 756 00:30:21,630 --> 00:30:24,967 And then when I began to protest, the dumb one says, 757 00:30:24,967 --> 00:30:27,390 "Hey, if you don't shut the fuck up, 758 00:30:27,390 --> 00:30:30,004 you're not gonna get out of this alive." 759 00:30:30,004 --> 00:30:30,960 - Oh, shut up. 760 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,150 They don't really talk that way. 761 00:30:33,150 --> 00:30:34,290 - They do. 762 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:37,230 And don't tell me to shut up. You shut the fuck up. 763 00:30:37,230 --> 00:30:40,200 - Oh no! (laughing) 764 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,310 Oh, yeah? Well, what if I fucking don't? 765 00:30:43,310 --> 00:30:46,634 Then I'll fuckin' blow your head off. 766 00:30:46,634 --> 00:30:48,240 - That's the most ridiculous. (laughing) 767 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,203 - That's not all. 768 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:52,023 I got another idea. 769 00:30:54,930 --> 00:30:56,880 I'm gonna pour you a fuckin' toast here 770 00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,917 for all them great fuckin' times we had. 771 00:31:00,939 --> 00:31:04,135 - You know, I'd like that, Julian. 772 00:31:04,135 --> 00:31:05,468 - Fuck you, Sus. 773 00:31:06,545 --> 00:31:09,712 (glasses clinking) - Fuck you too, Julian. 774 00:31:09,712 --> 00:31:14,712 (thunder clapping) (wind howling) 775 00:31:16,650 --> 00:31:18,450 - [Isabella] Vito, what was goin' on out there? 776 00:31:18,450 --> 00:31:20,760 - I keep yelling to God for help, 777 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,563 but I don't get an answer. 778 00:31:24,043 --> 00:31:26,960 (thunder clapping) 779 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,533 - You don't want the cannoli? 780 00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:34,773 - Even cannoli tastes bitter to me. 781 00:31:36,074 --> 00:31:38,430 (thunder rumbling) 782 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:41,220 - Don Vito, what's the matter, huh? 783 00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:43,680 You're usually such an optimist. 784 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,623 And with you the gun is always have full. 785 00:31:48,090 --> 00:31:50,193 - Victoria deserted me last night. 786 00:31:52,441 --> 00:31:54,023 - Ah. 787 00:31:54,023 --> 00:31:56,943 - She don't give a shit if I live or die. 788 00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:02,400 - Maybe it's for the best, huh? 789 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,080 I mean, you two don't get along so good 790 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,043 for some time now. 791 00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:09,450 I had to move out on Frankie. 792 00:32:09,450 --> 00:32:11,670 - Don't say that. Marriage is a sacrament. 793 00:32:11,670 --> 00:32:13,320 - Well, now we're both depressed. 794 00:32:15,870 --> 00:32:17,820 Maybe we should both see that shrinker. 795 00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:19,544 - What are you talkin' about? 796 00:32:19,544 --> 00:32:20,377 I'm the Godfather. 797 00:32:20,377 --> 00:32:23,070 How the hell am I gonna spill my guts to a shrink? 798 00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:24,833 - He can't say nothin' to nobody, Don Vito. 799 00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:27,123 They're like confessing to a priest, 800 00:32:28,050 --> 00:32:30,675 but without all the hail marys. 801 00:32:30,675 --> 00:32:34,337 (thunder clapping) 802 00:32:34,337 --> 00:32:36,390 - Get rid of 'em, bring 'em back. 803 00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:37,680 How many fuckin' times we gotta go 804 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,827 back and forth with this thing here? 805 00:32:41,273 --> 00:32:43,093 What's the matter with you now? 806 00:32:43,093 --> 00:32:44,940 - I found that sardine you put in the car, Frankie. 807 00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:46,093 - Oh, yeah? 808 00:32:46,093 --> 00:32:47,640 I thought that was one of those fancy options 809 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,016 you paid extra for. - It's not fuckin' funny! 810 00:32:50,016 --> 00:32:52,350 - What are you talkin' about? It's a fuckin' riot. 811 00:32:52,350 --> 00:32:53,564 - Oh, yeah? 812 00:32:53,564 --> 00:32:54,720 Well then maybe you should go on Letterman 813 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,204 and do stupid asshole tricks. 814 00:32:57,204 --> 00:33:00,150 (thunder clapping) 815 00:33:00,150 --> 00:33:02,450 - I'm sorry. That never happened to me before. 816 00:33:05,003 --> 00:33:06,243 - Are you kidding? 817 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,590 That was absolutely incredible. 818 00:33:10,590 --> 00:33:13,590 - Yeah, I'm sorry. It never happened before. 819 00:33:13,590 --> 00:33:15,780 Maybe we'd still be together. 820 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:16,780 Should we try again? 821 00:33:17,850 --> 00:33:18,683 - Again? 822 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,420 We just did it three times. 823 00:33:21,420 --> 00:33:22,980 That's two times over the old record. 824 00:33:22,980 --> 00:33:24,585 - No, no, no. 825 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:26,589 You and me. The marriage. 826 00:33:26,589 --> 00:33:27,570 - Oh, no, no, no. 827 00:33:27,570 --> 00:33:29,160 No, no, Julian. 828 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,240 I'm moving in with Lowell. 829 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,283 That just wouldn't be right. - Oh. 830 00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:34,830 Well, at least you're faithful 831 00:33:34,830 --> 00:33:37,179 with the guy you're cheating with. 832 00:33:37,179 --> 00:33:38,490 (door opening) Huh? 833 00:33:38,490 --> 00:33:39,323 What was that? 834 00:33:40,709 --> 00:33:44,370 (thunder clapping) 835 00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:46,370 - [Donnie] Anybody home? 836 00:33:46,370 --> 00:33:48,750 - [Frankie] Yeah, come out, come out, wherever you are! 837 00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:49,950 - [Julian] What are you guys doing here? 838 00:33:49,950 --> 00:33:51,250 - He wants to see you now. 839 00:33:52,087 --> 00:33:52,920 - You're kidnapping me again? 840 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:53,753 This isn't fair. 841 00:33:54,882 --> 00:33:56,190 - Is that the mafia? 842 00:33:56,190 --> 00:33:57,210 - And make it snappy. 843 00:33:57,210 --> 00:33:59,338 I'll take care of the chick. 844 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:00,736 Here's a C-note, honey. 845 00:34:00,736 --> 00:34:02,341 - I'm not a hooker! I'm his wife! 846 00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:03,551 - What a dummy. 847 00:34:03,551 --> 00:34:05,070 He's payin' some hooker to play his wife. 848 00:34:05,070 --> 00:34:06,390 - Fellas, maybe I give you the beeper number, 849 00:34:06,390 --> 00:34:09,540 you make an appointment. (gun cocking) 850 00:34:09,540 --> 00:34:12,352 - We're making an appointment. Let's go. 851 00:34:12,352 --> 00:34:13,352 - Oh my god! 852 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,353 Julian! 853 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:18,512 - You wanna start therapy now? 854 00:34:18,512 --> 00:34:19,656 - [Don Vito] Yeah, now. 855 00:34:19,656 --> 00:34:21,270 You gotta get my head out of the crapper. 856 00:34:21,270 --> 00:34:22,260 You got a problem with that? 857 00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:24,704 - No, no, no, no. No problem. 858 00:34:24,704 --> 00:34:25,972 - All right. 859 00:34:25,972 --> 00:34:28,712 Come and sit down. - Yeah, sitting's good. 860 00:34:28,712 --> 00:34:29,860 I'll sit down. 861 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:31,409 Okay. All right. 862 00:34:31,409 --> 00:34:34,159 Then I'll sit here and you'd be over here, please, sir. 863 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:36,930 Lying down would be good. 864 00:34:37,928 --> 00:34:39,884 - Are you out of your fuckin' mind? 865 00:34:39,884 --> 00:34:41,403 You stay in front where I can see you. 866 00:34:41,403 --> 00:34:43,230 - Yes, but that's the method. 867 00:34:43,230 --> 00:34:45,480 I'm a Freudian. - And I'm Sicilian! 868 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,157 Nobody sits behind me. 869 00:34:48,068 --> 00:34:50,771 (thunder clapping) 870 00:34:50,771 --> 00:34:52,380 - Okay, well. 871 00:34:52,380 --> 00:34:53,700 You know what? 872 00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:55,560 Maybe I'm not the right person for this. 873 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,300 I mean, I have a lot of personal problems. 874 00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:58,710 - Personal? You fuckin' baby. 875 00:34:58,710 --> 00:35:00,843 You do your job. - Okay. 876 00:35:00,843 --> 00:35:01,676 - Eh. 877 00:35:02,856 --> 00:35:04,030 - Okay. 878 00:35:04,030 --> 00:35:05,681 - Now what the hell are we gonna talk about? 879 00:35:05,681 --> 00:35:07,530 - Well, we could discuss some of the issues 880 00:35:07,530 --> 00:35:10,020 that's causing the depression. 881 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:12,690 - Why? So you can turn state's evidence- 882 00:35:12,690 --> 00:35:14,041 - No, no! 883 00:35:14,041 --> 00:35:15,763 - Now let's see what we got here. 884 00:35:15,763 --> 00:35:16,800 (Julian coughing) 885 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,695 You're wearing a wire then aren't you? 886 00:35:18,695 --> 00:35:19,770 - No, I'm sworn to secrecy, sir. 887 00:35:19,770 --> 00:35:21,030 I've taken an oath. 888 00:35:21,030 --> 00:35:22,440 Maybe we'll just leave the names out 889 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,420 if you feel comfortable, and all the aliases. 890 00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:26,510 We'll just talk in general terms about your family. 891 00:35:26,510 --> 00:35:28,757 - My family? Fuck my family. 892 00:35:29,730 --> 00:35:30,750 - All right, we'll start there. 893 00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:32,463 - Selfish! All of them! 894 00:35:33,525 --> 00:35:36,120 (Don Vito yelling in Italian) 895 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,573 Vicki and that god damn restaurant. 896 00:35:40,950 --> 00:35:42,780 Frankie with the Knicks. 897 00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:44,563 Donnie with the stupid cars. 898 00:35:45,446 --> 00:35:47,943 Me, I had to work my ass off. 899 00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:52,770 When I was 17 I was a hit man for the Rossetti mob. 900 00:35:52,770 --> 00:35:55,173 - Oh, no names, please. - The Jones mob. 901 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,320 And before that I was a driver for 902 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,210 Tony Two Fingers Montecaro. 903 00:36:00,210 --> 00:36:02,283 Smith. What the fuck is the difference? 904 00:36:03,210 --> 00:36:05,460 In those days there was tradition. 905 00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:06,513 There was respect. 906 00:36:09,540 --> 00:36:11,370 They all had it too easy. 907 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:13,606 I handed everything to them. 908 00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:16,200 You know what I think my problem is? 909 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,573 I think my time is over. I'm finished. 910 00:36:19,788 --> 00:36:23,340 (thunder rumbling) 911 00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:26,919 - Uh, you know, it's possible that you have 912 00:36:26,919 --> 00:36:30,119 a fear of dying. - No. 913 00:36:30,119 --> 00:36:32,069 It's just that I'm the end of the line. 914 00:36:34,410 --> 00:36:36,280 But my father's father gave him 915 00:36:39,510 --> 00:36:40,983 what my father gave me. 916 00:36:43,710 --> 00:36:47,193 It all ends with Vito Leoni. 917 00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:51,630 - So then your sons would be a disappointment? 918 00:36:51,630 --> 00:36:53,283 - Hey, you met them. 919 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,900 They couldn't steal a pencil from a blind man. 920 00:36:57,893 --> 00:37:00,483 So I'm taking the family out of the rackets. 921 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,590 If I turn the business over to them, 922 00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:06,140 they'd be dead in half an hour. 923 00:37:07,170 --> 00:37:08,455 - That's good. 924 00:37:08,455 --> 00:37:09,780 That's a genuine concern for your family. 925 00:37:09,780 --> 00:37:11,610 - Yeah, and how do they pay me back? 926 00:37:11,610 --> 00:37:12,903 They all run out on me! 927 00:37:13,770 --> 00:37:15,571 - Feelings of abandonment. 928 00:37:15,571 --> 00:37:17,280 - That's it, Jesus Christ! That's it! 929 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,309 I give everything to my family and they abandon me! 930 00:37:20,309 --> 00:37:22,037 Who the fuck (thunder clapping) 931 00:37:22,037 --> 00:37:22,870 are they to abandon me? 932 00:37:22,870 --> 00:37:25,158 The rotten bastards! I hate 'em! 933 00:37:25,158 --> 00:37:27,376 I hate every fuckin' one of 'em! 934 00:37:27,376 --> 00:37:30,126 (dramatic music) 935 00:37:31,106 --> 00:37:33,363 (rain pattering) 936 00:37:33,363 --> 00:37:34,863 Hey, Jesus Christ. 937 00:37:36,747 --> 00:37:38,080 This feels good. 938 00:37:39,210 --> 00:37:41,130 This therapy shit works. 939 00:37:41,130 --> 00:37:43,440 - Okay, you don't wanna lose control though, huh? 940 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,210 - That's it, control. 941 00:37:45,210 --> 00:37:48,955 Gotta regain the control of my family. 942 00:37:48,955 --> 00:37:51,528 And I know exactly how to do it. 943 00:37:51,528 --> 00:37:53,593 (dramatic music) 944 00:37:53,593 --> 00:37:58,593 (thunder clapping) (horn honking) 945 00:38:04,404 --> 00:38:05,237 - Vicki! 946 00:38:06,979 --> 00:38:07,812 Vicki! 947 00:38:13,145 --> 00:38:15,062 Get your ass down here! 948 00:38:18,543 --> 00:38:19,376 Vicki! 949 00:38:21,055 --> 00:38:22,680 You better do what I tell ya! 950 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,240 Get down here! 951 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,880 - Quiet, Vito. You're on the Upper East Side. 952 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,590 - I don't give a shit! 953 00:38:28,590 --> 00:38:31,620 You're my wife! You're comin' home with me! 954 00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:33,540 - Finocchio is my home now. 955 00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:34,800 - Bullshit! 956 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,360 You're comin' back with me! 957 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,741 - I'm staying right here. 958 00:38:38,741 --> 00:38:40,800 - I bought this place! 959 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,990 I paid for all of it! You remember? 960 00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:45,870 - You think that means you own me? 961 00:38:45,870 --> 00:38:47,643 You barbarian! 962 00:38:48,570 --> 00:38:49,860 Here, you own this! 963 00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:52,020 - What the hell? (knickknack shattering) 964 00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:53,340 You bought this, too! 965 00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:55,989 - [Don Vito] Hey! (knickknack shattering) 966 00:38:55,989 --> 00:38:59,045 - Feel better? - This isn't over! 967 00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:00,531 I'll be back! 968 00:39:00,531 --> 00:39:03,145 - Go back to Brooklyn, you bum! 969 00:39:03,145 --> 00:39:04,140 (plate shattering) 970 00:39:04,140 --> 00:39:05,603 - Oh, right in the god damn head! 971 00:39:06,662 --> 00:39:07,860 (horns honking) 972 00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,480 This isn't happening! 973 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,190 She wants to kill me. She should've shot me. 974 00:39:13,190 --> 00:39:16,523 (playful Italian music) 975 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,300 (engine revving) 976 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:23,449 - [Isabella] Nice offices, huh? 977 00:39:23,449 --> 00:39:24,959 - [Don Vito] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 978 00:39:24,959 --> 00:39:25,792 - Come on. 979 00:39:30,510 --> 00:39:32,160 So you want me to wait in the car? 980 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,110 - Yeah, keep it out front where I can see it. 981 00:39:34,110 --> 00:39:37,901 - Don Vito, this is therapy, not a bank job. 982 00:39:37,901 --> 00:39:38,734 - Come on. 983 00:39:38,734 --> 00:39:41,081 Come upstairs and wait for me there, okay? 984 00:39:41,081 --> 00:39:42,490 - Okay, I'll stay with ya. 985 00:39:42,490 --> 00:39:43,980 Don't be such a baby. 986 00:39:43,980 --> 00:39:46,044 It's not like he's gonna stick 987 00:39:46,044 --> 00:39:46,877 his finger up your ass. - Jesus Christ. 988 00:39:46,877 --> 00:39:50,670 Don't even say that. - Okay. (laughing) 989 00:39:50,670 --> 00:39:51,870 - He's gonna stick it in my head. 990 00:39:51,870 --> 00:39:53,120 That might be even worse. 991 00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:58,083 (playful Italian music) 992 00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:01,580 - I'm the Godfather's analyst. 993 00:40:03,330 --> 00:40:06,053 What if he says something I'm not supposed to hear? 994 00:40:06,053 --> 00:40:08,130 I mean, I could be subpoenaed 995 00:40:08,130 --> 00:40:10,593 or shot in the eye like Moe Green. 996 00:40:13,170 --> 00:40:15,053 Did anything like this ever happen to you? 997 00:40:16,426 --> 00:40:19,577 (playful Italian music) 998 00:40:19,577 --> 00:40:22,710 (doorbell ringing) 999 00:40:22,710 --> 00:40:25,231 All right, wish me luck. 1000 00:40:25,231 --> 00:40:27,000 (Don Vito grumbling) 1001 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,280 - See, Don Vito, you lost a little blood. 1002 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,537 - Blood? Oh, no. 1003 00:40:30,537 --> 00:40:31,680 The Godfather's been shot? 1004 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,998 - No, his wife hit him with a plate. 1005 00:40:33,998 --> 00:40:35,607 - The only breakthrough I got last night was on my head. 1006 00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:37,050 - Oh, I didn't get a chance to explain. 1007 00:40:37,050 --> 00:40:39,070 Therapy can be a very long process. 1008 00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:40,350 - Okay, okay, come on. 1009 00:40:40,350 --> 00:40:42,000 Let's get started. - Yes, of course. 1010 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:42,960 One second, Don Vito. 1011 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,130 Maybe you should stay. 1012 00:40:44,130 --> 00:40:46,410 You know, in case the Don needs you. 1013 00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:48,570 - Oh, in case the Don needs me, huh? 1014 00:40:48,570 --> 00:40:52,743 Okay, it's a little stuffy, a little dusty, but cute. 1015 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,527 Just like you, doc. 1016 00:40:55,527 --> 00:40:58,800 - [Don Vito] Cut the bullshit. Come on, lets' go. 1017 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,483 - Have a good time, boys. 1018 00:41:07,127 --> 00:41:10,210 (Don Vito grumbling) 1019 00:41:17,162 --> 00:41:18,660 - I want some coffee. 1020 00:41:18,660 --> 00:41:21,030 - Oh, all righty. How about a cappuccino? 1021 00:41:21,030 --> 00:41:21,873 - Espresso. 1022 00:41:23,123 --> 00:41:26,550 (Don Vito speaking in Italian) 1023 00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:27,693 Black, no sugar. 1024 00:41:29,370 --> 00:41:31,653 Strong, always. 1025 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,253 - [Julian] I'll remember that. 1026 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,900 - So I'll be here and you'll be there. 1027 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:48,197 - Yes, that's right. 1028 00:41:48,197 --> 00:41:49,563 - That's good. 1029 00:41:50,730 --> 00:41:52,083 I gotta face the door. 1030 00:41:56,610 --> 00:41:58,747 - Here you are, sir. - Thank you. 1031 00:42:04,466 --> 00:42:05,466 Good coffee. 1032 00:42:06,382 --> 00:42:07,710 Grazie. 1033 00:42:07,710 --> 00:42:08,560 - You're welcome. 1034 00:42:09,990 --> 00:42:11,970 Now, Don Vito, I'd like you to think of this room 1035 00:42:11,970 --> 00:42:13,950 as your own special place. 1036 00:42:13,950 --> 00:42:16,500 Whatever you say here stays in this room. 1037 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:20,073 So whatever you wanna talk about, whatever you feel, okay? 1038 00:42:23,737 --> 00:42:25,587 - You wearin' a wire under your nuts? 1039 00:42:26,790 --> 00:42:27,623 - No. 1040 00:42:28,530 --> 00:42:29,363 No. 1041 00:42:29,363 --> 00:42:31,433 - Maybe I better check, huh? - No, I assure you. 1042 00:42:32,296 --> 00:42:34,656 - [Don Vito] Uh-huh. (laughing) 1043 00:42:34,656 --> 00:42:38,670 - Maybe we should talk about your wife, Victoria. 1044 00:42:38,670 --> 00:42:39,670 How's your sex life? 1045 00:42:40,590 --> 00:42:41,523 - Fuck you. 1046 00:42:42,390 --> 00:42:44,130 How's my sex life. 1047 00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:45,720 Where do you get this crap? 1048 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:49,560 - Actually, it's all according to Dr. Freud. 1049 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,560 - Yeah, well this Freud fuck has got his head 1050 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,810 so far up his ass he can't see the trees 1051 00:42:54,810 --> 00:42:56,493 for the shit between his eyes. 1052 00:42:57,810 --> 00:42:59,850 - That's a colorful description. 1053 00:42:59,850 --> 00:43:01,770 Why don't we table this till later, 1054 00:43:01,770 --> 00:43:03,000 get back to your wife. 1055 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,250 - Yeah, my wife. 1056 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:08,273 The fuckin' queen of Manhattan, you know? 1057 00:43:08,273 --> 00:43:09,773 - How did you meet your queen? 1058 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:13,970 - That's a long time ago. 1059 00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:16,057 Long time ago. 1060 00:43:19,211 --> 00:43:20,044 I was 16. 1061 00:43:21,218 --> 00:43:23,833 (soft gentle music) 1062 00:43:23,833 --> 00:43:26,340 It was back in Brooklyn. 1063 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:27,173 Oh. 1064 00:43:28,530 --> 00:43:31,060 She had the face of a Madonna. 1065 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:37,597 When she smiled, all the angels would sing. (laughing) 1066 00:43:37,597 --> 00:43:40,260 And could I make her smile. 1067 00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:42,390 She'd laugh at my jokes. 1068 00:43:42,390 --> 00:43:45,990 It was like I was Bob fuckin' Hope or somethin'. 1069 00:43:45,990 --> 00:43:48,780 That fella loved so hard I was on Dream Street. 1070 00:43:48,780 --> 00:43:52,170 Only sort of my best friend, Vinnie DeMarco. 1071 00:43:52,170 --> 00:43:53,867 He was always trying to get her to go for a ride 1072 00:43:53,867 --> 00:43:55,863 on his old, beat up Schwinn. 1073 00:43:57,450 --> 00:44:00,270 But she points to this guido riding by on a Harley, 1074 00:44:00,270 --> 00:44:02,377 and she says to Vinnie, 1075 00:44:02,377 --> 00:44:05,217 "Ask me again when you get one of those." 1076 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,550 Vinnie and me was always competin' for everything, 1077 00:44:08,550 --> 00:44:10,593 and now we're both after Vicki, too. 1078 00:44:11,624 --> 00:44:12,457 I tell ya, 1079 00:44:14,157 --> 00:44:16,533 she was one beautiful gal. 1080 00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:18,720 Yeah. 1081 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:21,360 So I ripped off Vinnie's Schwinn 1082 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,760 and I used it to ride down every street 1083 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,398 in Bay Ridge lookin' for that Harley. 1084 00:44:26,398 --> 00:44:28,440 (motorcycle revving) 1085 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,950 Boosted the bike, got the girl. 1086 00:44:31,950 --> 00:44:35,520 That's the only way I know how to play it, for keeps. 1087 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,659 Yeah. (Susan moaning) 1088 00:44:38,659 --> 00:44:40,889 (onlookers cheering) (engine revving) 1089 00:44:40,889 --> 00:44:43,721 And she was mine from that moment on. 1090 00:44:43,721 --> 00:44:46,500 - She was mine from that moment on. 1091 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:48,720 - Well, that's the whole story. 1092 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:51,000 And Vinnie still hates my guts. 1093 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,200 That miserable bastard. 1094 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,180 He had to start his own mob 1095 00:44:54,180 --> 00:44:56,103 just to show me how tough he is. 1096 00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,120 Jesus Christ almighty. 1097 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,277 Hey, wait a second. 1098 00:45:02,277 --> 00:45:05,250 How come I'm doin' all the talkin' around here? 1099 00:45:05,250 --> 00:45:06,150 - Would you like me to talk? 1100 00:45:06,150 --> 00:45:08,070 - Yeah, say somethin'. 1101 00:45:08,070 --> 00:45:10,290 - What would you like me to say? 1102 00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:11,123 - You gettin' wise with me? 1103 00:45:11,123 --> 00:45:12,908 I'll bust- - No, no, no, no. 1104 00:45:12,908 --> 00:45:14,351 You stay there. - Right in the fuckin' chops. 1105 00:45:14,351 --> 00:45:15,317 - Stay there. 1106 00:45:15,317 --> 00:45:17,238 There's just a lot of information to process, that's all. 1107 00:45:17,238 --> 00:45:18,769 And we're getting to some of your issues. 1108 00:45:18,769 --> 00:45:19,830 Your sons, your wife. 1109 00:45:19,830 --> 00:45:23,283 I mean, how does all that make you feel? 1110 00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:28,230 - I feel better. - Yeah? 1111 00:45:28,230 --> 00:45:29,670 - Yeah. 1112 00:45:29,670 --> 00:45:30,873 I like the memories. 1113 00:45:32,460 --> 00:45:34,620 So what'll we do? We just keep talkin'? 1114 00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:35,820 - Yes. 1115 00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:37,650 Yes, we just keep talking. 1116 00:45:37,650 --> 00:45:40,740 Only not now. Oh, the hour's up. 1117 00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:41,883 I'm afraid time is up. 1118 00:45:43,111 --> 00:45:45,752 (bright Italian music) 1119 00:45:45,752 --> 00:45:46,710 - What do you mean the hour's up? 1120 00:45:46,710 --> 00:45:48,390 It's only 50 minutes. 1121 00:45:48,390 --> 00:45:52,350 - Yes, well, that's what we call an hour here. 1122 00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:56,431 Welcome to therapy, Don Vito. (Don Vito laughing) 1123 00:45:56,431 --> 00:45:59,400 - You keep Sicilian time, huh? 1124 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:03,660 Just enough of an edge to wipe the beak. (laughing) 1125 00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:05,040 All right. 1126 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,273 We gotta do this again. 1127 00:46:07,350 --> 00:46:11,253 The sooner the better. - Yes, fine. Um, good. 1128 00:46:12,390 --> 00:46:16,710 I can see you on Tuesday at 4:40. 1129 00:46:16,710 --> 00:46:19,530 Or Friday at 10:20. 1130 00:46:19,530 --> 00:46:21,180 - You can shove that book up your ass. 1131 00:46:21,180 --> 00:46:22,280 I'll be here tomorrow. 1132 00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:25,590 - Tomorrow's good. 1133 00:46:25,590 --> 00:46:28,920 Is there a time tomorrow that's particularly good for you? 1134 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,995 - When I show up, that's the time. 1135 00:46:31,995 --> 00:46:33,668 - [Julian] Mmm. 1136 00:46:33,668 --> 00:46:36,918 (bright Italian music) 1137 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:39,903 - You be on time. 1138 00:46:40,983 --> 00:46:42,595 - [Isabella] You done already? - [Don Vito] Let's go. 1139 00:46:42,595 --> 00:46:45,390 - [Isabella] Not even an hour. (door slamming) 1140 00:46:45,390 --> 00:46:48,695 - You bet I will. (bright Italian music) 1141 00:46:48,695 --> 00:46:51,510 (Julian sighing) 1142 00:46:51,510 --> 00:46:53,010 (horn honking) 1143 00:46:53,010 --> 00:46:54,000 - [Goon] There's the restaurant. 1144 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,523 - [Goon] Nice place. Pull around back. 1145 00:46:58,432 --> 00:47:00,420 (door clattering) 1146 00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:02,193 - Fuckin' Leonis. 1147 00:47:02,193 --> 00:47:03,273 Now I'm gonna start gettin' some respect 1148 00:47:03,273 --> 00:47:04,800 form the DeMarco family. 1149 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,203 - Yeah, Mr. DeMarco's a very nice man. 1150 00:47:11,550 --> 00:47:13,450 - [Goon] Morning, Mr. DeMarco. - Mmm. 1151 00:47:17,588 --> 00:47:20,671 (soft Italian music) 1152 00:47:33,780 --> 00:47:34,653 - Vincent. 1153 00:47:35,593 --> 00:47:38,370 I didn't think you were still making deliveries. 1154 00:47:38,370 --> 00:47:41,310 - Only to my preferred customers, Victoria. 1155 00:47:41,310 --> 00:47:44,640 - Well, it's my customers who will be most grateful. 1156 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:45,660 - No, no. 1157 00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:47,407 I won't accept your money. 1158 00:47:47,407 --> 00:47:48,715 - No, but this is business. 1159 00:47:48,715 --> 00:47:50,632 - No, this is pleasure. 1160 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,503 - You always were such a gentleman. 1161 00:47:57,150 --> 00:47:59,643 - Ah, we go back a long time, don't we, Victoria? 1162 00:48:00,601 --> 00:48:02,913 - You were still riding your bicycle. 1163 00:48:02,913 --> 00:48:05,416 - Well, I could never get you to ride with me. 1164 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:06,249 - Truth. 1165 00:48:07,366 --> 00:48:08,760 - You know, I used to play handball 1166 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,220 outside your parent's apartment, 1167 00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:13,500 and sometimes I would just stop 1168 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:15,090 and listen to you sing opera 1169 00:48:15,090 --> 00:48:17,638 while you and your mom were cooking. 1170 00:48:17,638 --> 00:48:18,471 - Oh. 1171 00:48:18,471 --> 00:48:20,760 - Aw, the sound of your voice, 1172 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,860 the sight of your face against the window. 1173 00:48:23,777 --> 00:48:25,376 (Vincent inhaling) 1174 00:48:25,376 --> 00:48:27,016 Mmm, the smell of your sauce. 1175 00:48:27,016 --> 00:48:28,952 (Victoria chuckling) 1176 00:48:28,952 --> 00:48:30,360 Oh, I don't know, I was in heaven. 1177 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:34,170 - Careful! Watch it! (box clattering) 1178 00:48:34,170 --> 00:48:36,030 Oh, come on. 1179 00:48:36,030 --> 00:48:36,863 - Excuse me. 1180 00:48:41,583 --> 00:48:42,766 (punch smacking) - Oh! 1181 00:48:42,766 --> 00:48:44,020 (hand smacking) Ah! 1182 00:48:44,020 --> 00:48:46,140 (punch smacking) Ooh! 1183 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:48,780 - Now who's gonna eat this? - Nobody. 1184 00:48:48,780 --> 00:48:51,390 - I say somebody. Maybe you. 1185 00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:53,670 - Oh! (Victoria laughing) 1186 00:48:53,670 --> 00:48:55,220 - [Vincent] Clean up this mess. 1187 00:48:56,636 --> 00:48:58,260 (goon spitting) 1188 00:48:58,260 --> 00:48:59,093 - Vincent. 1189 00:49:01,710 --> 00:49:05,013 - Now where were we? (Victoria laughing) 1190 00:49:05,013 --> 00:49:08,430 - Back in Brooklyn, about 40 years ago. 1191 00:49:08,430 --> 00:49:09,933 - Ah, Brooklyn, right. 1192 00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:13,657 Look, uh. 1193 00:49:15,425 --> 00:49:17,010 I own a piece of the new puccini 1194 00:49:17,010 --> 00:49:18,660 that's opening at the Met this week. 1195 00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:21,180 Uh, what do you say maybe, uh, 1196 00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:23,883 one night you and I, you know, we go together? 1197 00:49:25,851 --> 00:49:28,934 (soft Italian music) 1198 00:49:32,049 --> 00:49:32,882 - Yeah. 1199 00:49:34,089 --> 00:49:36,197 Yeah, yeah. 1200 00:49:36,197 --> 00:49:38,363 I, uh, maybe so. 1201 00:49:38,363 --> 00:49:39,763 - Well, that's, that's good. 1202 00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:42,090 You check your schedule. 1203 00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:50,553 Get this alley spotless, shit heads. 1204 00:49:52,808 --> 00:49:55,860 (Victoria chuckling) 1205 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:57,453 - [Both] Bye, Mr. DeMarco. 1206 00:49:58,563 --> 00:50:00,480 (Victoria chuckling) 1207 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,280 - Yes, will do. All right. 1208 00:50:03,908 --> 00:50:04,741 And, uh. 1209 00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:11,130 Gentleman are required to wear ties, 1210 00:50:11,130 --> 00:50:14,070 but then that does not apply to you, does it, eh? 1211 00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:16,290 - How would you like to wake up in a chalk outline, huh? 1212 00:50:16,290 --> 00:50:20,121 - Eh, follow me. Usual table awaits. 1213 00:50:20,121 --> 00:50:22,050 - I want you to relax. Enjoy yourself. 1214 00:50:22,050 --> 00:50:23,568 - Yeah, relax, doc. 1215 00:50:23,568 --> 00:50:24,996 - They're gonna treat you with respect in here. 1216 00:50:24,996 --> 00:50:25,829 You're with us. 1217 00:50:25,829 --> 00:50:27,660 You're a connected guy. 1218 00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:28,620 - I, it's just that I'm getting a little tired 1219 00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:30,090 of being dragged all over New York by you guys. 1220 00:50:30,090 --> 00:50:32,022 - My mom wants to meet ya. 1221 00:50:32,022 --> 00:50:33,478 - Uh-huh. Is she having a breakdown, too? 1222 00:50:33,478 --> 00:50:34,407 - Nah, nah, nah. She just wants to check you out. 1223 00:50:34,407 --> 00:50:35,857 - Oh, okay. - Sit down, doc. 1224 00:50:36,780 --> 00:50:37,613 - Victoria. 1225 00:50:40,290 --> 00:50:42,620 - Good evening, Donald, Frank. 1226 00:50:42,620 --> 00:50:43,453 - Hi, Ma. 1227 00:50:43,453 --> 00:50:46,751 - Ma, this is Pop's psychoanalyst, Dr. Julian Riceputo. 1228 00:50:46,751 --> 00:50:50,610 - Riceputo. That's not exactly a kosher name. 1229 00:50:50,610 --> 00:50:52,383 - No, Sicilian. - Oh. 1230 00:50:53,904 --> 00:50:56,220 How did a nice, young, Italian boy like you 1231 00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:58,077 wind up in a profession like that? 1232 00:50:58,077 --> 00:51:01,953 - Oh, well, actually I was raised in a Jewish neighborhood. 1233 00:51:02,910 --> 00:51:05,760 This is a lovely restaurant you have here, Mrs. Leoni. 1234 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,430 - It's Victoria. Thank you. 1235 00:51:08,430 --> 00:51:11,433 Tonight I recommend the Chilean sea bass. 1236 00:51:12,300 --> 00:51:13,920 Very fresh, doctor. 1237 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,790 - Chilean sea bass? 1238 00:51:14,790 --> 00:51:16,954 Where the fuck did you get that? 1239 00:51:16,954 --> 00:51:18,120 - Chile, and watch your mouth. 1240 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,310 - Ma, you can't sell someone else's fish 1241 00:51:20,310 --> 00:51:21,570 in Pop's restaurant. 1242 00:51:21,570 --> 00:51:23,640 - How is the therapy going? 1243 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:25,830 - Well, we're just getting started, really. 1244 00:51:25,830 --> 00:51:28,350 - I suppose he's blaming everything on me. 1245 00:51:28,350 --> 00:51:29,190 - I really can't tell ya. 1246 00:51:29,190 --> 00:51:30,780 It's all very confidential. 1247 00:51:30,780 --> 00:51:32,310 - But he talks about me, right? 1248 00:51:32,310 --> 00:51:34,026 - Well, you're his family. 1249 00:51:34,026 --> 00:51:35,662 He's very concerned about his family. 1250 00:51:35,662 --> 00:51:36,597 - He's talkin' about us to you? 1251 00:51:36,597 --> 00:51:38,550 You believe this shit? 1252 00:51:38,550 --> 00:51:40,890 - Well, the bonds between family members 1253 00:51:40,890 --> 00:51:42,390 can be very powerful. 1254 00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:44,740 Isn't that right, doc? - That's right, Donald. 1255 00:51:45,849 --> 00:51:47,640 - Did you cure him yet? 1256 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,410 - You know, Frank, it's more of a process 1257 00:51:49,410 --> 00:51:50,463 than it is a pill. 1258 00:51:51,412 --> 00:51:53,370 - Yeah. How long? 1259 00:51:53,370 --> 00:51:55,350 - Months, maybe years. - Years? 1260 00:51:55,350 --> 00:51:56,790 What the fuck do you do for years? 1261 00:51:56,790 --> 00:52:00,180 - One more time with the F-word and I get the Brillo. 1262 00:52:00,180 --> 00:52:01,800 - Excuse me, doc. 1263 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,350 What exactly do you do for such an extended period? 1264 00:52:04,350 --> 00:52:06,965 - We talk. - Talk? That's it? 1265 00:52:06,965 --> 00:52:09,510 - Well, it's called a talking cure, Frankie. 1266 00:52:09,510 --> 00:52:11,430 Isn't that correct, doc? 1267 00:52:11,430 --> 00:52:12,530 - Right again, Donald. 1268 00:52:13,620 --> 00:52:15,560 - So, doc, how much you make sittin' around 1269 00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,190 listenin' to a bunch of losers whine? 1270 00:52:17,190 --> 00:52:18,540 - You know, I don't think I've ever referred 1271 00:52:18,540 --> 00:52:19,530 to them as losers. 1272 00:52:19,530 --> 00:52:20,830 That's interesting, Frank. 1273 00:52:21,990 --> 00:52:24,090 I guess $125 an hour's pretty standard. 1274 00:52:24,090 --> 00:52:25,565 - Are you shittin' me? 1275 00:52:25,565 --> 00:52:28,023 $125 an hour? For years? 1276 00:52:29,216 --> 00:52:32,466 (soft classical music) 1277 00:52:34,508 --> 00:52:36,210 (upbeat groovy music) 1278 00:52:36,210 --> 00:52:37,830 Here, psychoanalyst. 1279 00:52:37,830 --> 00:52:39,990 Jesus, the section's two inches thick. 1280 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,330 - We're in the neurosis capital of the world. 1281 00:52:42,330 --> 00:52:44,431 - Central Park West is where they all are. 1282 00:52:44,431 --> 00:52:46,218 - Yeah? How many? 1283 00:52:46,218 --> 00:52:48,129 - Two, 300 maybe. 1284 00:52:48,129 --> 00:52:49,629 - 300 times 125 is 1285 00:52:51,990 --> 00:52:55,200 37 1/2 large an hour? 1286 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,120 And all they do is talk? 1287 00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,306 There's no trucks, no equipment, no nothin'. 1288 00:52:59,306 --> 00:53:00,900 - These guys are definitely in need of protection. 1289 00:53:00,900 --> 00:53:03,180 - Definitely. - Yeah, here it is. 1290 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,757 - This guy's the top rooty-tooty combo. 1291 00:53:04,757 --> 00:53:06,780 Name's Lowell Royce. 1292 00:53:06,780 --> 00:53:09,180 I think we should make an appointment for tomorrow. 1293 00:53:09,180 --> 00:53:10,113 - I concur. 1294 00:53:11,475 --> 00:53:13,461 (Frankie imitates gun firing) 1295 00:53:13,461 --> 00:53:15,299 (both laughing) 1296 00:53:15,299 --> 00:53:17,220 (knuckles rapping) 1297 00:53:17,220 --> 00:53:18,393 - Dr. Lowell Royce? 1298 00:53:19,770 --> 00:53:23,040 - Ah, you must be my four o'clock, Mr. Rosensweig? 1299 00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:24,063 - How'd you guess? 1300 00:53:24,930 --> 00:53:26,343 - I'm his significant other. 1301 00:53:27,526 --> 00:53:30,251 (Frankie laughing) (knuckles cracking) 1302 00:53:30,251 --> 00:53:32,190 (muffled screaming) 1303 00:53:32,190 --> 00:53:37,140 - So, we'll be by every week to pick up the cash. 1304 00:53:37,140 --> 00:53:39,180 - In fact, let's make a regular appointment. 1305 00:53:39,180 --> 00:53:40,013 - Good idea. 1306 00:53:40,013 --> 00:53:43,080 - Say Thursdays at 4:30? (Frankie and Donnie laughing) 1307 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,733 All right, who's next? 1308 00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:48,460 - [Donnie] Dr. Schweigert, I presume. 1309 00:53:48,460 --> 00:53:51,090 - [Doctor] Can I help you? - I'll take that. 1310 00:53:51,090 --> 00:53:52,743 Here you go. - Thank you. 1311 00:53:54,705 --> 00:53:56,700 (gun firing) 1312 00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:58,230 - That was for nothin'. 1313 00:53:58,230 --> 00:53:59,550 - So you could imagine, doctor, 1314 00:53:59,550 --> 00:54:01,830 if it ever had to be for somethin'. 1315 00:54:01,830 --> 00:54:03,243 - Come on, the money. (fingers snapping) 1316 00:54:03,243 --> 00:54:04,076 Let's go. Let's go. 1317 00:54:05,050 --> 00:54:06,505 See ya next week, doc. 1318 00:54:06,505 --> 00:54:07,760 Oh, and keep your head down. 1319 00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:09,175 - [Donnie] Nice putter. - [Frankie] Keep it. 1320 00:54:09,175 --> 00:54:10,330 Happy birthday. (laughing) 1321 00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:11,163 - [Julian] How does all that make you feel? 1322 00:54:11,163 --> 00:54:12,540 - [Don Vito] My mom- 1323 00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:14,335 - [Julian] Did you ever want to black your father? 1324 00:54:14,335 --> 00:54:15,760 - [Don Vito] Vicki. 1325 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:16,593 I did everything I could to please that woman. 1326 00:54:16,593 --> 00:54:18,600 - [Julian] Sounds like a lot of very powerful feelings. 1327 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,340 - [Don Vito] Cares more about her restaurant 1328 00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:21,783 than she does about me. 1329 00:54:22,710 --> 00:54:24,766 ♪ Show us the money ♪ 1330 00:54:24,766 --> 00:54:26,808 ♪ Money ♪ ♪ Money ♪ 1331 00:54:26,808 --> 00:54:28,767 (phone dialing) (phone ringing) 1332 00:54:28,767 --> 00:54:30,150 - [Receptionist] Dr. Felick's office. 1333 00:54:30,150 --> 00:54:32,209 - [Frankie] Yeah, we'd like to make an appointment. 1334 00:54:32,209 --> 00:54:33,420 - Who the hell are you guys? (patient gasping) 1335 00:54:33,420 --> 00:54:34,830 - [Frankie] Special delivery! 1336 00:54:34,830 --> 00:54:36,390 Sit down, doc. The session's over, honey. 1337 00:54:36,390 --> 00:54:38,183 Come on. (patient gasping) 1338 00:54:38,183 --> 00:54:39,436 Hey. - [Patient] Help! 1339 00:54:39,436 --> 00:54:40,269 - Woo-hoo! - Whoa! 1340 00:54:40,269 --> 00:54:41,570 - Peekaboo. - [Patient] Call 911! 1341 00:54:44,394 --> 00:54:46,611 - Give it up for your boy here. 1342 00:54:46,611 --> 00:54:48,415 - Ah! No! - Do it. 1343 00:54:48,415 --> 00:54:50,631 (statue cracking) 1344 00:54:50,631 --> 00:54:52,535 - [Frankie] Come on, come on. The money, huh? 1345 00:54:52,535 --> 00:54:54,056 - [Donnie] Just think of it as some new kind 1346 00:54:54,056 --> 00:54:55,549 of medical insurance. 1347 00:54:55,549 --> 00:54:57,343 - [Frankie] Yeah, so nothing gets broken. 1348 00:54:57,343 --> 00:54:58,852 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1349 00:54:58,852 --> 00:55:00,962 ♪ We're just trying to be friendly ♪ 1350 00:55:00,962 --> 00:55:03,360 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ 1351 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,233 - Wow. 1352 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,270 And you haven't been able to eat 1353 00:55:06,270 --> 00:55:08,400 the flesh of anything that flies? 1354 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,240 - [Worker] About the chairs? 1355 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,040 - Yeah, over there against the wall. 1356 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:12,390 Geez, you sound pretty fucked up. 1357 00:55:12,390 --> 00:55:15,153 Let me give you an appointment tomorrow, yeah. 1358 00:55:15,990 --> 00:55:18,000 How is 9:30? (phone ringing) 1359 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,250 Okay, we'll see you then. 1360 00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:22,440 Hello, Dr. Riceputo's office. 1361 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,210 Mwah. How may we help you? 1362 00:55:24,210 --> 00:55:25,590 - Looks great. 1363 00:55:25,590 --> 00:55:27,003 - Hi, Mrs. Renciliere. 1364 00:55:27,870 --> 00:55:30,760 Yeah, three. Mmm-hmm. 1365 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,100 Oh, I think you'll be safe. 1366 00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:34,250 Those hoodlums don't come in till Thursday. 1367 00:55:35,220 --> 00:55:39,570 Okay, we'll see ya. How am I doin'? 1368 00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:40,403 - Perfecto. 1369 00:55:41,340 --> 00:55:43,686 - [Designer] Really makes the whole room sing. 1370 00:55:43,686 --> 00:55:45,103 Just comes alive. 1371 00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,280 - Well, Don Vito, I'll see you, uh, 1372 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,100 whenever you show up. (Don Vito chuckling) 1373 00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,170 - You're a good boy, Julian. 1374 00:55:55,170 --> 00:55:56,003 Really good boy. 1375 00:55:57,780 --> 00:56:00,127 If you were my son, I would be proud of you. 1376 00:56:01,630 --> 00:56:03,553 - Grazie. - Yeah. 1377 00:56:03,553 --> 00:56:07,207 (Don Vito speaking in Italian) 1378 00:56:07,207 --> 00:56:10,290 (lighthearted music) 1379 00:56:13,029 --> 00:56:14,540 - Yeah, and then I set up 1380 00:56:14,540 --> 00:56:15,570 you're entire patient database here. 1381 00:56:15,570 --> 00:56:17,370 It'll handle all your billing, 1382 00:56:17,370 --> 00:56:20,400 send out reminders, even birthday cards. 1383 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,233 - That is amazing. 1384 00:56:21,233 --> 00:56:22,740 I've never been this organized before. 1385 00:56:22,740 --> 00:56:24,333 Thank you. - My pleasure. 1386 00:56:25,170 --> 00:56:27,060 Beats sittin' at home watching "Married to the Mob" 1387 00:56:27,060 --> 00:56:29,310 for the 40th time. (Julian laughing) 1388 00:56:29,310 --> 00:56:30,780 - Hey, where did you learn to do all this? 1389 00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:32,490 - I keep Vito's books. 1390 00:56:32,490 --> 00:56:34,170 For sex. Been doing it for years. 1391 00:56:34,170 --> 00:56:35,003 - Ah, I see. 1392 00:56:35,003 --> 00:56:37,150 That's something I don't need to hear, yeah. 1393 00:56:38,164 --> 00:56:40,170 - But you gotta stay state-of-the-art. 1394 00:56:40,170 --> 00:56:42,150 Speaking of which, your computer here could use 1395 00:56:42,150 --> 00:56:44,370 a lot more RAM. - A lot more RAM? 1396 00:56:44,370 --> 00:56:45,820 - [Isabella] Yeah. - Really? 1397 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,113 - I love it when you listen to me, Julie. 1398 00:56:50,113 --> 00:56:52,200 - Well, I love listening to you. 1399 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,210 You're a breath of fresh air around here, you know? 1400 00:56:54,210 --> 00:56:57,840 You're funny and brash and smart 1401 00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,003 and obviously very pretty. 1402 00:57:00,930 --> 00:57:03,522 And married to a hitman, so what am I thinking? 1403 00:57:03,522 --> 00:57:04,920 (Isabella laughing) 1404 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,600 I'm gonna end up in the end zone at Giants Stadium. 1405 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,520 - Come on, Frankie won't kill ya. 1406 00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,170 He needs ya to cure his father. 1407 00:57:10,170 --> 00:57:11,790 - You see how smart you are? 1408 00:57:11,790 --> 00:57:13,740 I hadn't thought of that. 1409 00:57:13,740 --> 00:57:15,450 - You really think I'm smart? 1410 00:57:15,450 --> 00:57:17,433 - Yes, I really think you're smart. 1411 00:57:18,390 --> 00:57:21,510 - Ah, I never went to college like Donnie or nothin'. 1412 00:57:21,510 --> 00:57:22,713 - Oh, please. 1413 00:57:24,058 --> 00:57:26,580 They don't teach ya how to be smart at college. 1414 00:57:26,580 --> 00:57:28,020 Just tell ya what books to read. 1415 00:57:28,020 --> 00:57:30,600 - Mmm, yeah, well. 1416 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,810 It's been a real learning experience around here. 1417 00:57:33,810 --> 00:57:36,290 Not to mention fun. - Yeah. 1418 00:57:36,290 --> 00:57:38,220 Yeah, a lot of fun. 1419 00:57:38,220 --> 00:57:39,900 All set against the backdrop 1420 00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:43,080 of extreme personal violence to my body. 1421 00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:44,013 Time to punch out. 1422 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,500 So, uh, have a nice weekend. 1423 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:50,523 - Yeah. - And, uh. 1424 00:57:51,810 --> 00:57:53,100 Thanks for everything, really. 1425 00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:54,720 I mean, you've just done a great job, 1426 00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:58,030 and thanks. 1427 00:57:58,030 --> 00:57:59,883 - Oh. 1428 00:57:59,883 --> 00:58:02,070 Hey, Julie, what are you doing tomorrow morning 1429 00:58:02,070 --> 00:58:03,510 around five o'clock? 1430 00:58:03,510 --> 00:58:05,310 - 5:00am? - [Isabella] Yeah. 1431 00:58:05,310 --> 00:58:07,200 - This is tomorrow. - [Isabella] Yeah. 1432 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:08,910 - Uh, let's see. 1433 00:58:08,910 --> 00:58:10,950 Probably just finishing up my paper route, I think. 1434 00:58:10,950 --> 00:58:12,297 - Yeah. (laughing) 1435 00:58:12,297 --> 00:58:13,784 No, really. 1436 00:58:13,784 --> 00:58:15,150 It's just the most fun I've had lately 1437 00:58:15,150 --> 00:58:16,740 is when Victoria asked me to go 1438 00:58:16,740 --> 00:58:18,340 to the vegetable market for her. 1439 00:58:19,225 --> 00:58:20,940 I love being the first one there, you know? 1440 00:58:20,940 --> 00:58:22,710 Just when they start unloading the crates, 1441 00:58:22,710 --> 00:58:25,410 and some are from Italy, some are from California, 1442 00:58:25,410 --> 00:58:26,610 some from upstate. 1443 00:58:26,610 --> 00:58:28,290 You ever been? - No. 1444 00:58:28,290 --> 00:58:31,497 - Oh, doc, this is opportunity knockin'. 1445 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:36,273 - Isabella, you asking me out? 1446 00:58:36,273 --> 00:58:38,670 - Hey, last time I looked this was the '90s. 1447 00:58:38,670 --> 00:58:40,830 A girl can ask a guy out, 1448 00:58:40,830 --> 00:58:42,930 even if they're both married other people. 1449 00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,890 - Yes, of course. 1450 00:58:46,890 --> 00:58:48,780 - So you wanna go or what? 1451 00:58:48,780 --> 00:58:49,930 - What am I? A schmuck? 1452 00:58:51,547 --> 00:58:55,080 (boat horn blaring) 1453 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:57,450 - [Isabella] Calm down. Frankie's still in bed, okay? 1454 00:58:57,450 --> 00:58:59,490 - What if he wakes up and sees you're not there? 1455 00:58:59,490 --> 00:59:01,687 - Yeah, well, I didn't say he was sleepin' in my bed. 1456 00:59:01,687 --> 00:59:04,793 - Ah, well, what am I worried about anyways, right? 1457 00:59:04,793 --> 00:59:06,903 I mean, how often do you need your thumbs? 1458 00:59:07,772 --> 00:59:08,943 (Isabella laughing) 1459 00:59:08,943 --> 00:59:11,344 - Take a deep breath. - In New York? 1460 00:59:11,344 --> 00:59:12,644 (both inhaling) 1461 00:59:12,644 --> 00:59:14,490 - Oh, sometimes I come down here just to smell the air. 1462 00:59:14,490 --> 00:59:15,927 Makes me feel so free, you know? 1463 00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:18,360 Out of his grasp. - Yeah. 1464 00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,663 - Look at this arugula here! - Is that good? 1465 00:59:20,663 --> 00:59:22,260 - This is excellent! 1466 00:59:22,260 --> 00:59:24,210 Victoria should give me her cashmere jumpsuit 1467 00:59:24,210 --> 00:59:25,810 for scoring these kind of goods. 1468 00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:27,580 Ah, look at that. 1469 00:59:29,624 --> 00:59:31,260 Have you ever seen anything so soft 1470 00:59:31,260 --> 00:59:32,560 and firm at the same time? 1471 00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:35,973 - Only in my dreams. 1472 00:59:37,249 --> 00:59:39,570 (horn honking) (tires screeching) 1473 00:59:39,570 --> 00:59:41,400 - [Driver] Moron! (horn honking) 1474 00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,050 - He caved like a condemned building. 1475 00:59:43,050 --> 00:59:44,460 - He was shaking in his Guccis. 1476 00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:46,470 - How much we got? - Uh, eight and change. 1477 00:59:46,470 --> 00:59:47,303 - Eight and change? 1478 00:59:47,303 --> 00:59:49,145 Shit, man. We've been doing this a month. 1479 00:59:49,145 --> 00:59:50,637 We're just breakin' even. - We need more shrinkers. 1480 00:59:50,637 --> 00:59:51,983 - No, we need to be more creative. 1481 00:59:53,137 --> 00:59:56,304 (therapist screaming) 1482 00:59:58,331 --> 01:00:00,638 - Hey, Frankie! Make a wish! 1483 01:00:00,638 --> 01:00:02,020 - [Therapist] No! No! 1484 01:00:02,020 --> 01:00:03,455 - Is this the sweetest racket or what? 1485 01:00:03,455 --> 01:00:05,113 - Sure beats the hell outta fish! 1486 01:00:05,113 --> 01:00:07,016 - There you go, Nicky Tits! 1487 01:00:07,016 --> 01:00:09,006 Get it, you fast bastard! 1488 01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:10,984 - [Therapist] Here! Take my money! 1489 01:00:10,984 --> 01:00:12,834 - This is no way to do business, man! 1490 01:00:14,275 --> 01:00:15,927 Ah! 1491 01:00:15,927 --> 01:00:17,310 (therapists arguing) 1492 01:00:17,310 --> 01:00:19,140 - You're being naive, Lowell. 1493 01:00:19,140 --> 01:00:20,790 These people are overgrown bullies. 1494 01:00:20,790 --> 01:00:22,500 They only understand one language. 1495 01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:23,850 We have to go to the police. 1496 01:00:23,850 --> 01:00:25,680 - No, we can't, Aaron. I'm begging you. 1497 01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,829 They threatened my family. 1498 01:00:27,829 --> 01:00:28,950 - Family? You live with Brian. 1499 01:00:28,950 --> 01:00:30,690 - There's all kinds of families. 1500 01:00:30,690 --> 01:00:33,180 - You have got to confront them, Lowell. 1501 01:00:33,180 --> 01:00:35,040 You're our president! - [Therapist] That's right! 1502 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,647 - They're only pushing us 'cause we don't push back. 1503 01:00:37,647 --> 01:00:40,530 - The Leonis have tapped into 1504 01:00:40,530 --> 01:00:42,570 a primordial collective unconscious. 1505 01:00:42,570 --> 01:00:44,310 - You're a Jungian putz! 1506 01:00:44,310 --> 01:00:46,210 - Freud couldn't hold a candle to you! 1507 01:00:47,147 --> 01:00:48,870 Well, he could, but he'd call it something else. 1508 01:00:48,870 --> 01:00:51,960 - Freud was a genius. - Genius? Ha! 1509 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,879 He was a Viennese couch potato. 1510 01:00:54,879 --> 01:00:56,831 (therapists gasping) 1511 01:00:56,831 --> 01:00:59,070 - It's impossible to do good work under these conditions. 1512 01:00:59,070 --> 01:01:01,410 The situation must be ameliorated! 1513 01:01:01,410 --> 01:01:03,650 - All right, all right. - [Susan] Just relax, Lowell. 1514 01:01:03,650 --> 01:01:04,483 Breathe threw it. 1515 01:01:04,483 --> 01:01:06,870 - We try to divert their attention to some easier prey. 1516 01:01:06,870 --> 01:01:08,733 Chiropractors, say. 1517 01:01:08,733 --> 01:01:10,500 (therapists murmuring) - I like that. 1518 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:13,860 - You have got to confront them, Lowell! 1519 01:01:13,860 --> 01:01:16,839 - [Therapist] That's right. Come on, Lowell. 1520 01:01:16,839 --> 01:01:18,150 (Lowell whispering) 1521 01:01:18,150 --> 01:01:20,100 - [Therapist] What's he saying? 1522 01:01:20,100 --> 01:01:20,993 - [Therapist] Huh? - [Therapist] Eh? 1523 01:01:21,939 --> 01:01:23,395 - [Therapist] Huh? - What dear? I can't hear you. 1524 01:01:23,395 --> 01:01:26,468 - Mommy? Mommy, I'm so scared, Mommy. 1525 01:01:26,468 --> 01:01:28,406 I'm scared. (buzzer buzzing) 1526 01:01:28,406 --> 01:01:30,540 - [Announcer] Ooh, look at that pass. 1527 01:01:30,540 --> 01:01:32,790 - Okay, the game's on, but we should go out. 1528 01:01:32,790 --> 01:01:34,200 Shouldn't be here. 1529 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:37,500 Out we're safe. In here it's very dangerous. 1530 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:39,470 - What are you so nervous about? 1531 01:01:39,470 --> 01:01:40,303 - I don't know. 1532 01:01:40,303 --> 01:01:41,881 Maybe the fact that your husband 1533 01:01:41,881 --> 01:01:43,130 could pop in at any moment. 1534 01:01:43,130 --> 01:01:44,790 He doesn't exactly understand buzzing. 1535 01:01:44,790 --> 01:01:47,040 - Hey, I wanna cook for you. I can cook for you. 1536 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:50,163 - Yes, of course. I'm happy you are. 1537 01:01:53,310 --> 01:01:55,800 - Consider it a thank you for the job. 1538 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:56,970 - You don't have to thank me. 1539 01:01:56,970 --> 01:01:59,730 - Like I told ya, if I didn't get outta the house, 1540 01:01:59,730 --> 01:02:02,100 I was gonna do something crazy. 1541 01:02:02,100 --> 01:02:04,293 - Mmm-hmm. You don't want that. 1542 01:02:05,321 --> 01:02:09,180 (crowd cheering) (soft piano music) 1543 01:02:09,180 --> 01:02:10,683 - Maybe you're not nervous. 1544 01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:13,060 Maybe you're just excited. 1545 01:02:14,166 --> 01:02:17,070 - No, no, no. I'm very excited. 1546 01:02:17,070 --> 01:02:18,582 You're right. 1547 01:02:18,582 --> 01:02:20,165 You'd make a great analyst. 1548 01:02:20,165 --> 01:02:20,998 - That's not all I make good. 1549 01:02:22,890 --> 01:02:23,940 - Wow. - [Isabella] Oh! 1550 01:02:23,940 --> 01:02:25,838 Spilled some on your shirt. 1551 01:02:25,838 --> 01:02:27,584 Better take that off. (shirt ripping) 1552 01:02:27,584 --> 01:02:28,912 - Oh, really? 1553 01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:30,782 Well, I think you got a little on yourself, too. 1554 01:02:30,782 --> 01:02:33,403 (dress ripping) 1555 01:02:33,403 --> 01:02:36,403 (slinky jazz music) 1556 01:02:39,519 --> 01:02:40,686 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 1557 01:02:43,230 --> 01:02:44,466 Oh! 1558 01:02:44,466 --> 01:02:45,751 Oh! 1559 01:02:45,751 --> 01:02:46,584 Oh. 1560 01:02:46,584 --> 01:02:50,001 Oh! (Isabella laughing) 1561 01:02:50,001 --> 01:02:52,024 (Isabella yelping) 1562 01:02:52,024 --> 01:02:53,441 Get this off now. 1563 01:02:54,377 --> 01:02:57,377 (Isabella laughing) 1564 01:02:59,081 --> 01:03:01,914 (Julian growling) 1565 01:03:03,039 --> 01:03:05,147 - [Announcer] And Davis scores tumbling. 1566 01:03:05,147 --> 01:03:06,990 Ewing to Mason. He's got the ball again. 1567 01:03:06,990 --> 01:03:09,889 He knows what he wants and he has come to get 'em. 1568 01:03:09,889 --> 01:03:11,370 - [Announcer] Boy, the kid is physical tonight, Bob. 1569 01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:13,410 - [Announcer] He's got the killin' gulp. 1570 01:03:13,410 --> 01:03:15,063 He's on him like a pogo stick. 1571 01:03:15,933 --> 01:03:17,701 There's the shot! (Isabella speaking in Italian) 1572 01:03:17,701 --> 01:03:19,276 It's up! It's in! 1573 01:03:19,276 --> 01:03:21,440 Slam dunk! - [Isabella] Oh, Julie! 1574 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,100 - [Announcer] It counts! 1575 01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:24,617 - [Announcer] Oh, he's the big stripper, Marv. 1576 01:03:24,617 --> 01:03:26,977 Great inside move! (buzzer buzzing) 1577 01:03:26,977 --> 01:03:29,395 (both laughing) 1578 01:03:29,395 --> 01:03:31,681 - [Julian] Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. 1579 01:03:31,681 --> 01:03:32,689 - What? 1580 01:03:32,689 --> 01:03:35,063 - I, I just knew it could be like that. 1581 01:03:35,063 --> 01:03:37,910 I knew it, I knew it. - Like what? 1582 01:03:37,910 --> 01:03:40,244 - Oh my god, weren't you there? 1583 01:03:40,244 --> 01:03:42,780 My god. It was wild and passionate. 1584 01:03:42,780 --> 01:03:47,220 It was raunchy and romantic. (Isabella giggling) 1585 01:03:47,220 --> 01:03:50,667 And it was, well, it was- - Really great? 1586 01:03:52,265 --> 01:03:54,850 - Yes, really great. - Yeah? 1587 01:03:54,850 --> 01:03:57,583 - Really great, oh! 1588 01:03:57,583 --> 01:03:59,730 I mean, normally at this point I'm asleep. 1589 01:03:59,730 --> 01:04:01,313 But I'm not! Look at me! 1590 01:04:01,313 --> 01:04:03,450 I'm a nutbar, yeah. 1591 01:04:03,450 --> 01:04:04,620 I'm on fire here. 1592 01:04:04,620 --> 01:04:06,363 Come on, Isabella. 1593 01:04:07,620 --> 01:04:08,730 Dance with me in the rain. 1594 01:04:08,730 --> 01:04:10,737 That's it! I feel like dancing. 1595 01:04:10,737 --> 01:04:12,097 Come on, Isabella. 1596 01:04:12,097 --> 01:04:13,601 - Well, it's not raining, Julie. 1597 01:04:13,601 --> 01:04:15,079 - I know. (Isabella laughing) 1598 01:04:15,079 --> 01:04:15,912 Come on. 1599 01:04:15,912 --> 01:04:17,073 Oh, god. 1600 01:04:17,073 --> 01:04:19,200 Mmm, you're so beautiful. 1601 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,870 - I feel beautiful with you. - Oh, good. 1602 01:04:21,870 --> 01:04:23,837 Love the sound of that. 1603 01:04:23,837 --> 01:04:25,682 I'm just so ridiculously happy right now. 1604 01:04:25,682 --> 01:04:26,703 - You are? - Yes. 1605 01:04:28,389 --> 01:04:29,520 Mmm. 1606 01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:32,092 - So, I guess it wasn't like this with your ex, huh? 1607 01:04:32,092 --> 01:04:33,870 - [Julian] Mmm. 1608 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:36,150 - You two have any kids together? 1609 01:04:36,150 --> 01:04:36,983 - No. No, no. 1610 01:04:37,950 --> 01:04:40,786 Something about it never being the right time. 1611 01:04:40,786 --> 01:04:42,243 - Ooh. - What about you? 1612 01:04:42,243 --> 01:04:43,800 - Oof, I wouldn't want a kid of mine 1613 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,720 to have Frankie for a father. 1614 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,620 It would be like being raised by a meat grinder. 1615 01:04:48,620 --> 01:04:50,250 (Julian chuckling) 1616 01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:52,350 - Yes, how is it that you two knuckleheads 1617 01:04:52,350 --> 01:04:53,313 ended up together? 1618 01:04:55,110 --> 01:04:56,460 - Okay. 1619 01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:58,530 I was workin' in the men's fragrance department 1620 01:04:58,530 --> 01:04:59,910 at Alexander's in Queens, you know? 1621 01:04:59,910 --> 01:05:00,743 - Uh-huh. 1622 01:05:00,743 --> 01:05:02,310 - I was one of them spritzers. 1623 01:05:02,310 --> 01:05:03,930 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 1624 01:05:03,930 --> 01:05:05,340 - So in walks Frankie, 1625 01:05:05,340 --> 01:05:07,230 lookin' all tough with that animal thing 1626 01:05:07,230 --> 01:05:08,734 he's got goin' on. 1627 01:05:08,734 --> 01:05:10,110 - Yeah, yeah, I noticed the animal thing. 1628 01:05:10,110 --> 01:05:12,450 - So I spritz him with my High Karate, 1629 01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:14,520 nearly blinded him. (laughing) 1630 01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:15,657 - Nice shot. - I know. 1631 01:05:15,657 --> 01:05:17,820 Had to rush him down to the store nurse. 1632 01:05:17,820 --> 01:05:19,177 He's cryin' like a baby. 1633 01:05:19,177 --> 01:05:21,000 "Oh, I can't see nothin' here. 1634 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:21,900 Can't see nothin'." 1635 01:05:21,900 --> 01:05:25,020 And anyway, the rest is history. 1636 01:05:25,020 --> 01:05:27,540 Yeah, I didn't see his dark side till later. 1637 01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:28,890 - Took a couple months, huh? 1638 01:05:28,890 --> 01:05:30,360 - No, later that afternoon. 1639 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,190 He took me out on his collections route 1640 01:05:32,190 --> 01:05:34,560 and pistol-whipped the dry cleaner. 1641 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:36,123 - Nice date. - Yeah. 1642 01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:38,940 - It's the same old story. 1643 01:05:38,940 --> 01:05:41,940 Smart women, dumb choices. 1644 01:05:41,940 --> 01:05:42,773 - Very smart. 1645 01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:45,303 - Mmm. Thank you. 1646 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:53,130 So, is half-time over? - Absolutely. 1647 01:05:53,130 --> 01:05:54,630 - Oh, yeah? 1648 01:05:54,630 --> 01:05:56,530 - Give me that neck. Where's the neck? 1649 01:05:57,949 --> 01:05:58,782 Oh, god. 1650 01:06:00,062 --> 01:06:01,704 - Uh-oh. - What? 1651 01:06:01,704 --> 01:06:02,537 - Oh no. 1652 01:06:03,717 --> 01:06:06,450 Game's over. Frankie will be headin' home. 1653 01:06:06,450 --> 01:06:08,190 That's why we put it on, remember? 1654 01:06:08,190 --> 01:06:10,680 - Wait a minute. Isn't it the playoffs? 1655 01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:11,513 - Yeah, so? 1656 01:06:11,513 --> 01:06:14,586 - So I wanna take you someplace special tomorrow night. 1657 01:06:14,586 --> 01:06:17,583 - You did take me someplace special, twice. 1658 01:06:18,510 --> 01:06:20,100 - Aw, shucks, ma'am. 1659 01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:21,737 Come on, I mean it. 1660 01:06:21,737 --> 01:06:22,860 I wanna take you to someplace you've never been before. 1661 01:06:22,860 --> 01:06:23,860 - Well, that's easy. 1662 01:06:24,771 --> 01:06:26,093 Just take me someplace that's not all mobbed up. 1663 01:06:27,941 --> 01:06:30,691 (big band music) 1664 01:06:40,191 --> 01:06:41,871 - You look marvelous. 1665 01:06:41,871 --> 01:06:46,096 Absolutely stunning. (Isabella laughing) 1666 01:06:46,096 --> 01:06:47,763 You smell good, too. 1667 01:06:49,553 --> 01:06:50,470 (beeper buzzing) 1668 01:06:50,470 --> 01:06:53,286 - Oh, I think your beeper just went off. 1669 01:06:53,286 --> 01:06:55,140 - Are you sure it's my beeper? 1670 01:06:55,140 --> 01:06:56,910 - Seriously, your waist is buzzin'. 1671 01:06:56,910 --> 01:06:58,923 - Oh no. Not tonight. 1672 01:06:59,889 --> 01:07:04,889 Oh, let 'em take two Prozacs and call me in the morning. 1673 01:07:05,018 --> 01:07:07,853 - Thank you so much for bringin' me here. 1674 01:07:07,853 --> 01:07:10,503 Look at this view. It's spectacular. 1675 01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:12,883 - I'll say. 1676 01:07:12,883 --> 01:07:14,310 - I wish time could stand still. 1677 01:07:14,310 --> 01:07:15,900 You know what I'm sayin'? 1678 01:07:15,900 --> 01:07:17,640 And we'd be stuck here until they got 1679 01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:19,863 some gigantic clock somewhere fixed. 1680 01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:23,250 - Where do you come up with these incredible ideas? 1681 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:26,700 It is getting late, though. 1682 01:07:26,700 --> 01:07:28,350 The Knicks game is probably over. 1683 01:07:29,232 --> 01:07:30,857 - Fuck the Knicks. 1684 01:07:30,857 --> 01:07:34,983 - Please don't make me. (Isabella laughing) 1685 01:07:37,950 --> 01:07:40,053 - [Isabella] Oh my god. - [Julian] What? 1686 01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:42,533 - It's Victoria. 1687 01:07:42,533 --> 01:07:44,620 She's dancin' with Vincent DeMarco. 1688 01:07:46,182 --> 01:07:48,578 Vito's gonna go nuts! 1689 01:07:48,578 --> 01:07:50,326 - Oh, god. Come on. 1690 01:07:50,326 --> 01:07:52,408 Come on, come on! 1691 01:07:52,408 --> 01:07:56,183 (big band music) (flames crackling) 1692 01:07:56,183 --> 01:07:58,980 - All right. Vito, we gotta relax now. 1693 01:07:58,980 --> 01:08:00,870 Where is your anger? Where is it? 1694 01:08:00,870 --> 01:08:02,603 - I'm gonna whack the fuck! 1695 01:08:02,603 --> 01:08:03,660 There's my anger! 1696 01:08:03,660 --> 01:08:08,010 - Okay, but how is whacking the fella gonna make you feel? 1697 01:08:08,010 --> 01:08:09,090 - Better. 1698 01:08:09,090 --> 01:08:10,410 - Better how? 1699 01:08:10,410 --> 01:08:12,187 - It will, uh, it will, uh, 1700 01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:17,760 resolve my feelings to the god damn scumbag 1701 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:21,390 and it will give me closure. 1702 01:08:21,390 --> 01:08:23,700 - Well, you're obviously very frustrated now, Vito. 1703 01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:25,983 - That's right! Frustrated! 1704 01:08:26,820 --> 01:08:28,890 I wanna whack Vinnie. 1705 01:08:28,890 --> 01:08:30,183 I wanna whack Vicki! 1706 01:08:31,050 --> 01:08:33,360 I wanna whack 'em both! 1707 01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:35,160 (Don Vito mumbling angrily) 1708 01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:36,423 I can't sort it out. 1709 01:08:37,590 --> 01:08:39,360 I'm unresolved. 1710 01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:40,680 - That's exactly right. 1711 01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,540 What you're experiencing are classic 1712 01:08:42,540 --> 01:08:43,950 unresolved feelings of rage, 1713 01:08:43,950 --> 01:08:45,690 but they must be neutralized. 1714 01:08:45,690 --> 01:08:46,590 - Neutral? 1715 01:08:46,590 --> 01:08:49,125 Where the hell are we? Switzerland? 1716 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,932 I'm fightin' a war here! 1717 01:08:50,932 --> 01:08:54,097 And if you try to stop me, I'll whack you first! 1718 01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:57,054 (intense dramatic music) 1719 01:08:57,054 --> 01:09:02,054 (smooth jazz music) (patrons chatting) 1720 01:09:04,980 --> 01:09:07,007 - Can't believe you wore that dress. 1721 01:09:07,007 --> 01:09:09,080 - What? This is an original Versace copy here. 1722 01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:10,260 - If it gets any skimpier, 1723 01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:11,880 I'll be able to see your versace. 1724 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:13,817 - Hey, come on, Frankie, lay off. 1725 01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:14,810 She looks nice. 1726 01:09:14,810 --> 01:09:16,518 - Hey, who told you you could look, huh? 1727 01:09:16,518 --> 01:09:17,915 See what that dress is doin'? 1728 01:09:17,915 --> 01:09:19,341 It's pittin' brother against brother. 1729 01:09:19,341 --> 01:09:20,437 - Oh, brother. 1730 01:09:20,437 --> 01:09:23,040 - Well, I guess it's, it's showtime. 1731 01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:24,249 - Thank you. 1732 01:09:24,249 --> 01:09:26,249 - Oh, well. So exciting. 1733 01:09:27,570 --> 01:09:29,604 (crowd chatting) 1734 01:09:29,604 --> 01:09:31,200 - [Guest] Excuse me. (ring clinking) 1735 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:33,870 - Uh, ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention. 1736 01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:36,341 As you know, we're here tonight to honor 1737 01:09:36,341 --> 01:09:37,890 an extraordinary woman. 1738 01:09:37,890 --> 01:09:41,730 In today's society of depravity and violence, 1739 01:09:41,730 --> 01:09:44,400 Victoria Leoni truly stands apart 1740 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,530 as a creature of civility. 1741 01:09:46,530 --> 01:09:48,630 And I raise my glass to Finocchio's 1742 01:09:48,630 --> 01:09:51,691 on its 15th anniversary. - [Guest] Hear, hear! 1743 01:09:51,691 --> 01:09:54,540 - To this bastion of social and culinary sophistication 1744 01:09:54,540 --> 01:09:57,600 and to the woman who truly taught 1745 01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:02,040 the city of New York the meaning of the word cucina. 1746 01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:03,150 Victoria Leoni. 1747 01:10:03,150 --> 01:10:04,150 - [All] To Victoria! 1748 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,352 - [Victoria] Thank you very much. 1749 01:10:07,352 --> 01:10:08,874 (crowd applauding) 1750 01:10:08,874 --> 01:10:12,413 - Now, Victoria, I'm sure we'd love to hear a few words. 1751 01:10:12,413 --> 01:10:14,092 - Thank you. 1752 01:10:14,092 --> 01:10:15,390 Thank you very much. 1753 01:10:15,390 --> 01:10:16,710 Thank you all for coming, 1754 01:10:16,710 --> 01:10:20,250 especially our honorable district attorney. 1755 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:24,510 And my maître d' for 15 years, the great Gino. 1756 01:10:24,510 --> 01:10:26,430 Take a bow, Gino. 1757 01:10:26,430 --> 01:10:30,493 No offense. (Don Vito singing in Italian) 1758 01:10:31,792 --> 01:10:33,659 - Hey, Donnie boy! 1759 01:10:33,659 --> 01:10:34,875 - Oh my god. 1760 01:10:34,875 --> 01:10:36,143 - [Donnie] What are you doin'? 1761 01:10:36,143 --> 01:10:37,225 You weren't supposed to come. 1762 01:10:37,225 --> 01:10:38,520 - Yeah, where's your mother? - Over there. 1763 01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:43,069 - Oh, yeah. (speaking in Italian) 1764 01:10:43,069 --> 01:10:44,504 - Vito. 1765 01:10:44,504 --> 01:10:45,577 Don't do this. 1766 01:10:45,577 --> 01:10:48,423 (Vito speaking in Italian) 1767 01:10:48,423 --> 01:10:50,250 - In case you don't know who I am, 1768 01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:53,070 my name is Vito Leoni, 1769 01:10:53,070 --> 01:10:57,540 and I am married to this beautiful hostess 1770 01:10:57,540 --> 01:11:00,452 of yours, Victoria Leoni. - Stop it. 1771 01:11:00,452 --> 01:11:02,190 (Vito speaking in Italian) 1772 01:11:02,190 --> 01:11:04,470 - And I would like to propose a toast 1773 01:11:04,470 --> 01:11:08,710 to the 15th anniversary of Finocchio! 1774 01:11:08,710 --> 01:11:09,793 To Finocchio! 1775 01:11:10,775 --> 01:11:12,582 - [Group] To Finocchio! 1776 01:11:12,582 --> 01:11:14,610 - That's right, that's it. Tante to Finocchio. 1777 01:11:14,610 --> 01:11:16,170 What a great restaurant. 1778 01:11:16,170 --> 01:11:18,210 Ciao. Ciao. Ciao. (glasses clinking) 1779 01:11:18,210 --> 01:11:20,190 All right, and now I would like to propose 1780 01:11:20,190 --> 01:11:23,460 another toast to my wife of 36 years, 1781 01:11:23,460 --> 01:11:25,860 my loyal and faithful wife. 1782 01:11:25,860 --> 01:11:26,763 To Victoria. 1783 01:11:28,137 --> 01:11:30,300 - [Group] To Victoria! 1784 01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:33,903 - And to all her snot-nosed friends. 1785 01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:36,393 That's you, everybody. 1786 01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:41,648 To all her snot-nosed friends. 1787 01:11:41,648 --> 01:11:45,630 - [Group] To all her snot-nosed friends. 1788 01:11:45,630 --> 01:11:47,027 - Bastard. 1789 01:11:47,027 --> 01:11:49,410 - And who the hell do we have here? 1790 01:11:49,410 --> 01:11:52,890 It's the health commissioner I bribed back in '83. 1791 01:11:52,890 --> 01:11:56,778 Have you seen any good rat shit lately, Commissioner? 1792 01:11:56,778 --> 01:11:58,020 - Uh. - Nah, nah. 1793 01:11:58,020 --> 01:11:59,310 Of course not. 1794 01:11:59,310 --> 01:12:01,380 How the hell would you see any rat shit? 1795 01:12:01,380 --> 01:12:03,661 You get paid not to see it. 1796 01:12:03,661 --> 01:12:04,890 (Don Vito laughing) 1797 01:12:04,890 --> 01:12:05,880 I should know. 1798 01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:09,330 Cost me 50 grand for him not to see the rat shit 1799 01:12:09,330 --> 01:12:11,040 right here in Finocchio's. 1800 01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:13,346 How about that? - [Guest] Rat shit? 1801 01:12:13,346 --> 01:12:14,679 - [Guest] Oh my. 1802 01:12:15,930 --> 01:12:17,640 - Hey, and look. 1803 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,740 Congresswoman DeSalvo. 1804 01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:21,664 What do you say, Carmella? 1805 01:12:21,664 --> 01:12:23,910 Did the 100 grand I laid on your winning campaign 1806 01:12:23,910 --> 01:12:25,395 make ya happy? 1807 01:12:25,395 --> 01:12:27,091 How come you never said thank you? 1808 01:12:27,091 --> 01:12:28,628 Could I have a little thank you kiss right now? 1809 01:12:28,628 --> 01:12:29,978 - [Security] All right, take him down. 1810 01:12:29,978 --> 01:12:31,496 - How about it? - Leave her alone. Let's go. 1811 01:12:31,496 --> 01:12:33,146 (punch smacking) - Piss off! 1812 01:12:33,146 --> 01:12:34,846 Just gettin' started here. 1813 01:12:34,846 --> 01:12:37,981 (gun firing) (guests screaming) 1814 01:12:37,981 --> 01:12:39,620 (guests murmuring) 1815 01:12:39,620 --> 01:12:41,411 - [Guest] Don't hurt us. 1816 01:12:41,411 --> 01:12:43,651 - Now that I got all your attention. 1817 01:12:43,651 --> 01:12:45,864 (gun firing) (statue shattering) 1818 01:12:45,864 --> 01:12:49,032 (glass shattering) (Victoria gasping) 1819 01:12:49,032 --> 01:12:51,228 Clowns. I hate clowns. Ugh! 1820 01:12:51,228 --> 01:12:52,550 Maestro, a little travel music. 1821 01:12:52,550 --> 01:12:54,250 - Give me that! 1822 01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:57,321 (guests panicking) 1823 01:12:57,321 --> 01:12:59,173 (Don Vito speaking in Italian) 1824 01:12:59,173 --> 01:13:00,905 (Victoria speaking in Italian) 1825 01:13:00,905 --> 01:13:02,562 (Don Vito speaking in Italian) 1826 01:13:02,562 --> 01:13:04,435 (Victoria speaking in Italian) 1827 01:13:04,435 --> 01:13:06,096 - No, I want a divorce! 1828 01:13:06,096 --> 01:13:07,408 - A divorce? - Yes! 1829 01:13:07,408 --> 01:13:08,650 - No! - You come to my party- 1830 01:13:08,650 --> 01:13:10,715 - [Don Vito] Not now, not ever! 1831 01:13:10,715 --> 01:13:12,979 - It's nice to see Mom and Pop talking again, huh? 1832 01:13:12,979 --> 01:13:14,810 - Just like old times. 1833 01:13:14,810 --> 01:13:19,394 (Vito and Victoria arguing in Italian) 1834 01:13:19,394 --> 01:13:24,394 (soft Italian music) (horns honking) 1835 01:13:29,527 --> 01:13:31,694 - Victoria? - We're closed. 1836 01:13:35,410 --> 01:13:38,577 (footsteps crunching) 1837 01:13:40,391 --> 01:13:41,224 Vincent. 1838 01:13:44,477 --> 01:13:48,183 It was the most embarrassing night of my entire life. 1839 01:13:50,154 --> 01:13:52,163 - I only wish that I was here to protect ya. 1840 01:13:53,629 --> 01:13:57,920 (Victoria and Vincent speaking angrily in Italian) 1841 01:13:57,920 --> 01:13:59,233 - That bastard. 1842 01:13:59,233 --> 01:14:01,317 (Victoria and Vincent speaking angrily in Italian) 1843 01:14:01,317 --> 01:14:04,277 - I'll spit on his grave. - We'll spit together. 1844 01:14:05,460 --> 01:14:08,433 - I never wanna be humiliated by him ever again. 1845 01:14:10,830 --> 01:14:13,163 - You don't know how long I've waited to hear you say that. 1846 01:14:17,220 --> 01:14:19,863 - I'm ready now. - So am I. 1847 01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:22,503 - What do we do? 1848 01:14:23,610 --> 01:14:25,360 - Leave everything to me, my angel. 1849 01:14:27,081 --> 01:14:32,081 (soft Italian music) (Victoria moaning) 1850 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:37,433 - Gino. 1851 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:40,983 Lock the front door. 1852 01:14:42,431 --> 01:14:45,514 (soft Italian music) 1853 01:14:47,113 --> 01:14:49,211 (antacid fizzing) 1854 01:14:49,211 --> 01:14:50,520 (Don Vito grumbling) 1855 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:52,917 - I feel like death warmed over today, 1856 01:14:52,917 --> 01:14:55,950 but last night was the time of my life. 1857 01:14:55,950 --> 01:14:57,480 - [Julian] Was Victoria angry with you? 1858 01:14:57,480 --> 01:15:02,480 - Oh, all I remember was the look in her eyes. (laughing) 1859 01:15:02,817 --> 01:15:07,260 (Don Vito speaking Italian) 1860 01:15:07,260 --> 01:15:08,640 I'm too hung over to lay down today. 1861 01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:10,560 Come on. Let's get some air. 1862 01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:12,183 I wanna take you for a ride. 1863 01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:15,870 - Take, take me for a ride? 1864 01:15:17,114 --> 01:15:19,770 - Mama mia, I can't believe the old neighborhood. 1865 01:15:19,770 --> 01:15:21,633 It's all changed. It's all different. 1866 01:15:23,761 --> 01:15:25,973 I wanna show you something, if it's still there. 1867 01:15:28,710 --> 01:15:30,393 All right, let's walk. 1868 01:15:31,897 --> 01:15:33,270 - [Bum] Hey, you got spare change over there? 1869 01:15:33,270 --> 01:15:34,203 - Eat yours. 1870 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,520 What the hell happened? 1871 01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:40,170 Jesus Christ, I don't believe it. 1872 01:15:40,170 --> 01:15:42,603 This used to be Angelo's candy store. 1873 01:15:42,603 --> 01:15:45,390 Used to bring the kids here all the time. 1874 01:15:45,390 --> 01:15:47,777 Little Donnie would sit over there, read a comic book, 1875 01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:50,227 and me and Frankie would play make believe whack. 1876 01:15:51,859 --> 01:15:54,630 (laughing) The barber shop, 1877 01:15:54,630 --> 01:15:55,830 Beto's Clam Bar, 1878 01:15:55,830 --> 01:15:59,728 Crazy Joey Gallo played all the big rub outs. 1879 01:15:59,728 --> 01:16:01,625 (Don Vito laughing) 1880 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:03,055 - That must've been fun. 1881 01:16:03,055 --> 01:16:04,710 Listen, Don Vito, I do have another patient 1882 01:16:04,710 --> 01:16:06,090 later this afternoon. 1883 01:16:06,090 --> 01:16:07,470 - Trust me, nobody's gonna notice. 1884 01:16:07,470 --> 01:16:09,370 You never say a god damn thing anyway. 1885 01:16:12,071 --> 01:16:13,471 This used to be a newsstand. 1886 01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:16,470 Me and Vinnie used to hang out here 1887 01:16:16,470 --> 01:16:19,650 and make book for the boombahs and play the horses. 1888 01:16:19,650 --> 01:16:20,523 Now look at it. 1889 01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:22,653 It's a pigsty. 1890 01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:27,143 Come on. Let's get the hell outta here. 1891 01:16:28,303 --> 01:16:31,483 (bright Italian music) (school bell ringing) 1892 01:16:31,483 --> 01:16:33,630 Bring back a memory or two. 1893 01:16:33,630 --> 01:16:35,520 I went to school with Vicki. 1894 01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:37,890 - Those kids there must be memory lane, huh? 1895 01:16:37,890 --> 01:16:39,813 - Yeah. That's amore. 1896 01:16:43,290 --> 01:16:44,123 My father, 1897 01:16:45,570 --> 01:16:47,336 God rest his soul, 1898 01:16:47,336 --> 01:16:50,973 used to say that love is like a clove of garlic. 1899 01:16:51,810 --> 01:16:53,880 When it first hits the olive oil, 1900 01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:55,530 the smell of heaven. 1901 01:16:55,530 --> 01:16:58,683 But if you turn up the heat too much, it burns. 1902 01:17:00,210 --> 01:17:01,860 It becomes bitter. 1903 01:17:01,860 --> 01:17:03,093 It turns to poison. 1904 01:17:06,180 --> 01:17:08,530 And that's the way it is with me and my family. 1905 01:17:09,630 --> 01:17:10,593 It's all poison. 1906 01:17:13,355 --> 01:17:15,893 Maybe I should just whack myself and get it over with. 1907 01:17:18,750 --> 01:17:20,850 - Don Vito, you wanna whack yourself? 1908 01:17:20,850 --> 01:17:21,683 - Huh? 1909 01:17:24,660 --> 01:17:26,280 I was just talkin'. 1910 01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:29,097 - Well, maybe you're more than just talkin'. 1911 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:31,874 - What do you mean? 1912 01:17:31,874 --> 01:17:33,559 - Okay, remember before when we said 1913 01:17:33,559 --> 01:17:35,045 we wanna try to stay open and say anything? 1914 01:17:35,045 --> 01:17:37,440 - [Don Vito] Yeah. - All right, here it goes. 1915 01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:40,620 I think it's possible that secretly 1916 01:17:40,620 --> 01:17:42,060 you're happy Victoria left, 1917 01:17:42,060 --> 01:17:43,760 and you don't wanna whack anybody. 1918 01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:47,220 - Except myself? 1919 01:17:47,220 --> 01:17:49,050 - That's right. Except yourself. 1920 01:17:49,050 --> 01:17:50,910 If you're brought up with a certain set of values, 1921 01:17:50,910 --> 01:17:53,226 a certain code of behavior, 1922 01:17:53,226 --> 01:17:56,076 well, what do you do when your feelings betray that code? 1923 01:17:58,538 --> 01:18:00,150 - But you don't kill yourself, doc. 1924 01:18:00,150 --> 01:18:02,970 - No, no, but I'm talking figuratively. 1925 01:18:02,970 --> 01:18:05,670 You can't allow yourself to have these feelings. 1926 01:18:05,670 --> 01:18:06,723 It's not permitted. 1927 01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:09,060 So by choking off these feelings, 1928 01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:10,950 by refusing to live with them, 1929 01:18:10,950 --> 01:18:13,263 in effect you're killing yourself. 1930 01:18:17,627 --> 01:18:18,460 - Yeah. 1931 01:18:20,820 --> 01:18:22,773 Yeah, I never saw it that way. 1932 01:18:26,070 --> 01:18:27,797 You would've made one hell of a (speaking in Italian). 1933 01:18:30,150 --> 01:18:33,566 - That might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. 1934 01:18:33,566 --> 01:18:36,307 (Don Vito chuckling) 1935 01:18:36,307 --> 01:18:38,433 - Come on. I'll take you back. 1936 01:18:41,459 --> 01:18:43,255 (tires screeching) 1937 01:18:43,255 --> 01:18:44,130 Been a beautiful afternoon, doc. 1938 01:18:44,130 --> 01:18:45,870 I can't thank you enough. 1939 01:18:45,870 --> 01:18:47,040 - [Julian] Take care, Don Vito. 1940 01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:51,494 - [Don Vito] You take care. (speaking in Italian) 1941 01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:52,763 - [Goon] Come on. Let's go. 1942 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:55,313 - Let's go, doc. 1943 01:18:55,313 --> 01:18:57,493 - Again with the kidnapping? Wait a second. 1944 01:18:57,493 --> 01:18:58,331 - Come on. 1945 01:18:58,331 --> 01:18:59,319 - Where's Frankie and Donnie? 1946 01:18:59,319 --> 01:19:00,572 What, are they subcontracting? 1947 01:19:00,572 --> 01:19:01,880 Come on. Let me just check my machine. 1948 01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:02,713 I'll take that as a no. 1949 01:19:05,253 --> 01:19:08,170 (tires screeching) 1950 01:19:09,492 --> 01:19:10,492 - Oh my god. 1951 01:19:13,140 --> 01:19:15,807 (horns honking) 1952 01:19:17,963 --> 01:19:21,093 - So, you're the big shot shrinker, huh? 1953 01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:25,140 Not feeling so big now, are you, shrinker? 1954 01:19:25,140 --> 01:19:26,160 - Am I the special of the day? 1955 01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:28,650 Is that the idea? - Maybe. 1956 01:19:28,650 --> 01:19:31,307 Just tell us what you and Vito talk about 1957 01:19:31,307 --> 01:19:33,720 that's so god damn important. 1958 01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:35,790 - Oh no, I can't do that. 1959 01:19:35,790 --> 01:19:38,130 - Oh, yeah? Why? 1960 01:19:38,130 --> 01:19:41,193 - Well, because it violates the patient-doctor relationship. 1961 01:19:42,038 --> 01:19:43,323 - Oh, I see. 1962 01:19:44,490 --> 01:19:47,880 Well, if you don't start talking about it, 1963 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:50,222 I'm gonna violate your ass. 1964 01:19:50,222 --> 01:19:52,080 (gas hissing) 1965 01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:55,590 Now, does he talk about me? 1966 01:19:55,590 --> 01:19:58,860 - No, he talks about me, doesn't he? 1967 01:19:58,860 --> 01:20:00,450 - I really shouldn't say. 1968 01:20:00,450 --> 01:20:02,070 - Tell me what he says about Victoria. 1969 01:20:02,070 --> 01:20:03,930 - Well, well- - Tell me! 1970 01:20:03,930 --> 01:20:05,730 - Wait, wait, wait. I'm your bargaining chip. 1971 01:20:05,730 --> 01:20:06,843 - He's right, Vincent. 1972 01:20:08,477 --> 01:20:09,310 He's right. 1973 01:20:09,310 --> 01:20:10,650 - Oh, I wish I could just rip ya. 1974 01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:14,823 So you're my bargaining chip. 1975 01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:17,940 He hates me, doesn't he? 1976 01:20:17,940 --> 01:20:19,470 - Do you feel he hates you? 1977 01:20:19,470 --> 01:20:22,170 - You bet your ass I do, and I'll tell you why. 1978 01:20:22,170 --> 01:20:24,900 That son of a bitch has got an ego the size of Manhattan. 1979 01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:27,360 When we were kids he had to have everything his way. 1980 01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:28,770 Everything! 1981 01:20:28,770 --> 01:20:30,920 We were great pals at one time. 1982 01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:32,408 But I don't know, his head got so big, 1983 01:20:32,408 --> 01:20:33,241 I don't know who the hell he is anymore. 1984 01:20:33,241 --> 01:20:34,980 - I told all of ya to quit your businesses. 1985 01:20:34,980 --> 01:20:36,000 Nobody did. 1986 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:39,150 - We tried, Don Vito, but it's against our nature. 1987 01:20:39,150 --> 01:20:42,180 - The leopard don't change his spots so easy, Don Vito. 1988 01:20:42,180 --> 01:20:44,610 - Tomaso, didn't I tell you the day we put 1989 01:20:44,610 --> 01:20:47,520 Tommy the Rope into the ground to get out of the rackets? 1990 01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:49,470 - Don Vito, you gotta understand. 1991 01:20:49,470 --> 01:20:50,580 The life is all we know. 1992 01:20:50,580 --> 01:20:53,190 - The life is all we know, Don Vito. 1993 01:20:53,190 --> 01:20:55,320 - Well, you gotta find a different life. 1994 01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:56,700 You're gonna get out of the rackets 1995 01:20:56,700 --> 01:20:57,767 and we're gonna do it together. 1996 01:20:57,767 --> 01:20:59,820 - But do I gotta include the pumpkins? 1997 01:20:59,820 --> 01:21:01,740 That's a once a year thing, a couple of grand. 1998 01:21:01,740 --> 01:21:04,260 - Yeah, the pumpkins, the funeral parlors, 1999 01:21:04,260 --> 01:21:05,880 the laser printers, everything. 2000 01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:07,560 (door slamming) 2001 01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:09,630 - DeMarco snatched Julian! 2002 01:21:09,630 --> 01:21:10,710 - What? 2003 01:21:10,710 --> 01:21:11,550 - I saw it. 2004 01:21:11,550 --> 01:21:13,200 His goons were waitin' right out front 2005 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:14,610 when you dropped him off. 2006 01:21:14,610 --> 01:21:18,810 - Vinnie DeMarco, that dirty rat bastard. 2007 01:21:18,810 --> 01:21:21,090 He takes over my rackets, I don't give a shit. 2008 01:21:21,090 --> 01:21:23,190 He makes out with my wife, no problem. 2009 01:21:23,190 --> 01:21:24,960 I'm better off without her. 2010 01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:29,190 But he kidnaps my shrink before I complete my analysis, 2011 01:21:29,190 --> 01:21:30,023 this is war! 2012 01:21:31,004 --> 01:21:32,804 - Yes, the Don is back! 2013 01:21:32,804 --> 01:21:34,755 - Oh, Don Vito, it's so good to see you again! 2014 01:21:34,755 --> 01:21:35,950 - So what are we gonna do? 2015 01:21:35,950 --> 01:21:38,492 - What are we gonna do? Turn the mattresses! 2016 01:21:38,492 --> 01:21:39,363 - The mattresses! 2017 01:21:39,363 --> 01:21:41,910 - But remember, this isn't business! 2018 01:21:41,910 --> 01:21:43,833 It's personal! - Personal. 2019 01:21:43,833 --> 01:21:46,490 (Tomaso speaking in Italian) 2020 01:21:46,490 --> 01:21:48,184 - Oh! 2021 01:21:48,184 --> 01:21:49,590 - Hey, tell me, does this mean I can do the pumpkins? 2022 01:21:49,590 --> 01:21:51,440 - Fuck the pumpkins! We're men again! 2023 01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:53,880 - See, that was my fuckin' Schwinn. 2024 01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:55,830 My bicycle! Mine! 2025 01:21:55,830 --> 01:21:57,436 He had no god damn right to it. 2026 01:21:57,436 --> 01:21:58,269 You know what I'm sayin'? 2027 01:21:58,269 --> 01:22:00,623 - Maybe this is about something other than the Schwinn. 2028 01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:03,300 - What do you mean? 2029 01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:05,340 - Well, it's possible the Schwinn is just symbolic 2030 01:22:05,340 --> 01:22:06,440 for some bigger issue. 2031 01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:09,570 - What the hell are you talkin' about? 2032 01:22:09,570 --> 01:22:10,770 What's he talkin' about? 2033 01:22:11,957 --> 01:22:14,907 - He took away the bicycle, he took away your manhood, hmm? 2034 01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:19,443 - My bicycle, my manhood. 2035 01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:22,233 My bicycle, my manhood. 2036 01:22:24,180 --> 01:22:25,400 Don't be ridiculous. 2037 01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:27,240 My bicycle, my manhood. 2038 01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:29,437 - Okay, well, maybe this is a good time to stop for today. 2039 01:22:29,437 --> 01:22:30,552 - Sit down! 2040 01:22:30,552 --> 01:22:32,220 We ain't done talkin' yet. 2041 01:22:32,220 --> 01:22:34,080 - Hey, boss. 2042 01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:35,316 - What? 2043 01:22:35,316 --> 01:22:37,197 - They're goin' to the mattresses. 2044 01:22:37,197 --> 01:22:40,364 - All the fuckin' Leonis are after us. 2045 01:22:42,210 --> 01:22:44,490 - You must be pretty important 2046 01:22:44,490 --> 01:22:46,620 if Vito is ready to go to war over ya. 2047 01:22:46,620 --> 01:22:47,790 - It's a therapy thing. 2048 01:22:47,790 --> 01:22:50,163 You develop a dependency. - Hey, DeMarco. 2049 01:22:52,380 --> 01:22:53,630 He wants to meet tonight. 2050 01:22:54,780 --> 01:22:56,250 - Oh, is that so? 2051 01:22:56,250 --> 01:22:57,100 - What's up, doc? 2052 01:22:58,351 --> 01:23:00,533 - You better stay here, Ma, just to be safe. 2053 01:23:01,830 --> 01:23:02,663 You too, Julian. 2054 01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:05,420 - I'll stay here, too. 2055 01:23:07,620 --> 01:23:09,533 - [Vincent] Get the car. Come on. 2056 01:23:09,533 --> 01:23:11,163 Let's get this over with. - [Goon] You got it, boss. 2057 01:23:11,163 --> 01:23:12,732 - [Vincent] It's showtime. 2058 01:23:12,732 --> 01:23:14,690 - [Goon] Yeah, let's kick some Leoni ass. 2059 01:23:14,690 --> 01:23:16,224 - [Goon] Yeah, let's kick some ass. 2060 01:23:16,224 --> 01:23:19,500 - You want some pasta? (chains clattering) 2061 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:21,350 - Come on. Let's do what we gotta do. 2062 01:23:22,530 --> 01:23:25,363 (jazz noir music) 2063 01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:43,407 (basketball bouncing) 2064 01:23:50,220 --> 01:23:52,830 - So why'd you wanna meet here, Vito? 2065 01:23:52,830 --> 01:23:54,987 You didn't graduate the first time. 2066 01:23:54,987 --> 01:23:57,737 (goons laughing) 2067 01:24:00,468 --> 01:24:02,610 You know, the word is on the street, Vito, 2068 01:24:02,610 --> 01:24:05,177 that you're all fucked up in the head. 2069 01:24:05,177 --> 01:24:07,110 No, no, no, no, no. 2070 01:24:07,110 --> 01:24:08,820 Maybe it's old age. 2071 01:24:08,820 --> 01:24:11,160 Maybe you're just fuckin' senile. 2072 01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:14,940 And impotent. (goons laughing) 2073 01:24:14,940 --> 01:24:16,293 Come on. Come on. 2074 01:24:21,717 --> 01:24:22,550 - Vinnie. 2075 01:24:23,670 --> 01:24:26,303 Today we're the worst of enemies. 2076 01:24:26,303 --> 01:24:27,253 - You bet your ass. 2077 01:24:28,260 --> 01:24:29,093 - But 2078 01:24:30,330 --> 01:24:32,073 back in 1946, 2079 01:24:33,870 --> 01:24:35,433 we was the best of friends. 2080 01:24:37,895 --> 01:24:40,895 (suspenseful music) 2081 01:24:44,397 --> 01:24:46,054 - Wait a minute. 2082 01:24:46,054 --> 01:24:47,490 Where are the violins? 2083 01:24:47,490 --> 01:24:49,710 Because I'm fuckin' cryin' here. 2084 01:24:49,710 --> 01:24:51,738 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 2085 01:24:51,738 --> 01:24:56,738 (goons laughing) (picture frame shattering) 2086 01:24:57,540 --> 01:25:00,240 - State your issues around all this, Vinnie. 2087 01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:01,650 - My issues? 2088 01:25:01,650 --> 01:25:02,670 Hey, Vito. 2089 01:25:02,670 --> 01:25:04,977 I think you're spending too much time 2090 01:25:04,977 --> 01:25:06,060 with that shrink of yours. 2091 01:25:06,060 --> 01:25:08,160 Now he tried to do a number on my head, too. 2092 01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:12,077 He tried to tell me that my bike was my dick. 2093 01:25:12,077 --> 01:25:14,046 (goons laughing) 2094 01:25:14,046 --> 01:25:16,320 (Vito laughing) 2095 01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:18,780 - What are you feeling right now? 2096 01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:21,450 - I'm feeling that I would like to take you 2097 01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:23,550 and your whole family and wipe you off 2098 01:25:23,550 --> 01:25:24,810 the face of the map. 2099 01:25:24,810 --> 01:25:27,120 Those are my feelings. 2100 01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:29,580 - That's right, to get at me. 2101 01:25:29,580 --> 01:25:31,530 - Yeah, yeah. To get at you. 2102 01:25:31,530 --> 01:25:34,533 - Victoria, my wife, to get at me. 2103 01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:37,263 My shrink to get at me. 2104 01:25:38,130 --> 01:25:39,570 - So what's your point? 2105 01:25:39,570 --> 01:25:41,760 - Hey, you don't see your dumb shit? 2106 01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:43,230 I'm your issue. 2107 01:25:43,230 --> 01:25:44,063 Me. 2108 01:25:45,289 --> 01:25:47,339 - You're fuckin'-a right you're my issue. 2109 01:25:49,583 --> 01:25:52,560 You always had to be the big copo, right? 2110 01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:54,060 - Hey, Vinnie. I don't wanna fight. 2111 01:25:54,060 --> 01:25:56,610 - You always had to have all the power, 2112 01:25:56,610 --> 01:25:57,810 all the glory. 2113 01:25:57,810 --> 01:26:00,900 - Hey, come on, Vinnie. - Top of the fuckin' heap. 2114 01:26:00,900 --> 01:26:03,420 Well, that's all over. No more. 2115 01:26:03,420 --> 01:26:05,940 As of now, you're done. 2116 01:26:05,940 --> 01:26:08,397 It's Vito Finito. 2117 01:26:08,397 --> 01:26:10,447 (punches smacking) 2118 01:26:10,447 --> 01:26:12,450 - Come on! - [Vincent] Ah! 2119 01:26:12,450 --> 01:26:14,650 - How long have you held this anger, Vinnie? 2120 01:26:15,523 --> 01:26:16,517 - Watch the plugs, asshole! 2121 01:26:18,132 --> 01:26:23,132 - I gave you the old knobby trick! (laughing) 2122 01:26:26,527 --> 01:26:28,143 - Go ahead, laugh. 2123 01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:31,640 You always had to beat me in everything, didn't ya? 2124 01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:35,796 The bicycle seat racket when we were seven. 2125 01:26:35,796 --> 01:26:36,753 - Yeah. 2126 01:26:36,753 --> 01:26:37,853 - That fuckin' Harley. 2127 01:26:38,695 --> 01:26:40,545 - I remember, yeah. - Victoria. 2128 01:26:40,545 --> 01:26:42,488 (punch smacking) - Oh! 2129 01:26:42,488 --> 01:26:46,238 (goons yelling indistinctly) 2130 01:26:48,715 --> 01:26:50,262 - What's the matter? 2131 01:26:50,262 --> 01:26:51,771 - Kick his ass! 2132 01:26:51,771 --> 01:26:53,398 - I got an arthritis that goes down 2133 01:26:53,398 --> 01:26:55,050 the whole left side of my body. 2134 01:26:55,050 --> 01:26:57,100 - I got the same thing on the other side. 2135 01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:00,450 Come on, Vinnie. 2136 01:27:00,450 --> 01:27:02,650 What do you say we sit down and talk? 2137 01:27:02,650 --> 01:27:04,050 - Yeah, well. 2138 01:27:04,050 --> 01:27:05,900 Yeah, yeah, maybe that's a good idea. 2139 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:10,230 - Get Pop a chair, come on. 2140 01:27:10,230 --> 01:27:12,015 Here you go, Pop. Sit down. 2141 01:27:12,015 --> 01:27:13,440 Here you go, Pop. 2142 01:27:13,440 --> 01:27:15,840 - [Don Vito] Son of Martha. - You want another beatin'? 2143 01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:18,287 - No. - Then get me a fuckin' chair. 2144 01:27:21,180 --> 01:27:23,169 - Come on. Everybody, sit down! 2145 01:27:23,169 --> 01:27:24,522 - [Vincent] Yeah. - Sit down! 2146 01:27:24,522 --> 01:27:26,855 - Yeah, sit down. Everybody. 2147 01:27:29,166 --> 01:27:29,999 Ugh. 2148 01:27:36,669 --> 01:27:39,030 (Vincent exhaling) 2149 01:27:39,030 --> 01:27:40,680 - We're gettin' old. 2150 01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:41,680 - You're tellin' me. 2151 01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:47,043 - How's your prostate, Vinnie? 2152 01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:50,160 - Meds are meds. 2153 01:27:50,160 --> 01:27:52,740 - How many times a night you gotta get up to piss? 2154 01:27:52,740 --> 01:27:54,679 - Two, three, if I'm lucky. 2155 01:27:54,679 --> 01:27:55,584 - Yeah. 2156 01:27:55,584 --> 01:28:00,251 (Don Vito and Vincent speaking Italian) 2157 01:28:01,763 --> 01:28:05,520 - Look at this. Look where we ended up. 2158 01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:07,500 Back in our old high school, 2159 01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:09,871 still talkin' about our dicks. 2160 01:28:09,871 --> 01:28:11,970 (Don Vito laughing) 2161 01:28:11,970 --> 01:28:15,060 - Vinnie, you remember one time The Rope 2162 01:28:15,060 --> 01:28:17,427 wouldn't let you play kick the can? 2163 01:28:17,427 --> 01:28:19,320 You were 16. We was 12. 2164 01:28:19,320 --> 01:28:21,720 I took the two by four and I smacked him 2165 01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:22,890 right between the eyes with it. 2166 01:28:22,890 --> 01:28:25,507 - You cracked his skull in three places. 2167 01:28:25,507 --> 01:28:26,610 (Don Vito laughing) 2168 01:28:26,610 --> 01:28:27,573 - Holy shit. 2169 01:28:29,017 --> 01:28:32,770 I did that 'cause I loved you like a brother. 2170 01:28:36,750 --> 01:28:39,403 Come on, Vinnie. Let those feelings out. 2171 01:28:39,403 --> 01:28:41,036 I'm right with ya here. 2172 01:28:41,036 --> 01:28:42,303 Come on. I love you. 2173 01:28:43,662 --> 01:28:44,762 I've always loved you. 2174 01:28:46,530 --> 01:28:49,290 - Hey, you're a, you're not getting weird 2175 01:28:49,290 --> 01:28:52,150 on me now, are ya? - Come on. 2176 01:28:52,150 --> 01:28:54,953 This is my heart to your heart. 2177 01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:02,373 - I love you too, pal. 2178 01:29:03,950 --> 01:29:06,180 (Vito and Vincent sniffling) 2179 01:29:06,180 --> 01:29:07,893 I'm sorry things got so fucked up. 2180 01:29:10,890 --> 01:29:12,540 What can we do to fix everything? 2181 01:29:13,530 --> 01:29:15,480 - All right, come on. 2182 01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:16,683 This is my proposal. 2183 01:29:17,850 --> 01:29:20,223 I'm gonna give Victoria the divorce. 2184 01:29:22,350 --> 01:29:26,943 And you are gonna give me back my shrink. 2185 01:29:27,810 --> 01:29:28,983 Then we're even. 2186 01:29:31,590 --> 01:29:33,243 - Victoria for your shrink? 2187 01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:36,090 Just your shrink? 2188 01:29:36,090 --> 01:29:38,283 - Hey, come on. Then everybody's happy. 2189 01:29:39,840 --> 01:29:40,680 (Vincent speaking in Italian) 2190 01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:44,923 - You gotta deal. (Vito speaking in Italian) 2191 01:29:48,396 --> 01:29:50,761 - [Vincent] I love ya, pal. 2192 01:29:50,761 --> 01:29:54,594 (goons cheering and clapping) 2193 01:29:55,764 --> 01:29:59,228 (bright Italian music) 2194 01:29:59,228 --> 01:30:02,790 - Oh, what the hell is he doing in there? 2195 01:30:02,790 --> 01:30:03,990 - I don't know, Frankie. 2196 01:30:05,767 --> 01:30:06,660 - Don Vito is- 2197 01:30:06,660 --> 01:30:09,428 - What's the matter, talkin' to yourself? 2198 01:30:09,428 --> 01:30:10,913 - Don Vito. 2199 01:30:10,913 --> 01:30:12,227 (spoon clinking) 2200 01:30:12,227 --> 01:30:15,180 - Okay, it's time to play the big mafia giveaway. 2201 01:30:15,180 --> 01:30:16,410 How do you feel, Don Vito? 2202 01:30:16,410 --> 01:30:17,820 - How do I feel? I feel great. 2203 01:30:17,820 --> 01:30:19,530 - All right, Isabella. - Wonderful. 2204 01:30:19,530 --> 01:30:21,389 - Then let the game-a begin! 2205 01:30:21,389 --> 01:30:22,889 - Hey, Tomaso! Bring in Nappo. 2206 01:30:23,887 --> 01:30:26,898 - Don Vito- - You're crackin' up. 2207 01:30:26,898 --> 01:30:27,731 - Nappo. 2208 01:30:31,620 --> 01:30:34,200 - Don Vito, it's an honor for me to be here. 2209 01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:35,327 - Sit down, Nappo. 2210 01:30:36,990 --> 01:30:41,013 Nappo, I'm gonna give you the Leoni gas tax racket. 2211 01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:43,313 Hmm? 2212 01:30:44,670 --> 01:30:46,770 - Don Vito, I'm overwhelmed. 2213 01:30:46,770 --> 01:30:48,430 I don't know what to say. 2214 01:30:48,430 --> 01:30:49,860 - Well, just say thank you. 2215 01:30:49,860 --> 01:30:52,530 That's plenty. - Thank you, Don Vito. 2216 01:30:52,530 --> 01:30:56,010 - You're welcome. (laughing) 2217 01:30:56,010 --> 01:30:57,497 All right, bring in Stingo. 2218 01:30:58,786 --> 01:31:02,506 (bright Italian music) 2219 01:31:02,506 --> 01:31:03,673 - Stingo. - Oh. 2220 01:31:07,720 --> 01:31:10,620 Don Vito, it's an honor for me to be here. 2221 01:31:10,620 --> 01:31:12,240 - Stingo, it's an honor to see you. 2222 01:31:12,240 --> 01:31:13,530 Sit down. 2223 01:31:13,530 --> 01:31:17,943 The Leoni Waste Management Corporation is yours! 2224 01:31:20,490 --> 01:31:21,840 - I don't understand. 2225 01:31:21,840 --> 01:31:24,030 - What part didn't you get there, Stingo, hmm? 2226 01:31:24,030 --> 01:31:26,070 The management? The waste? What part? 2227 01:31:26,070 --> 01:31:27,690 - It's a gift? 2228 01:31:27,690 --> 01:31:28,980 - Yeah, gratis. 2229 01:31:28,980 --> 01:31:30,739 That means free. 2230 01:31:30,739 --> 01:31:32,360 - I get toxic waste, too? 2231 01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:33,958 - Yeah, one thing, though. 2232 01:31:33,958 --> 01:31:35,989 You gotta expand into recycling, keep up with the times. 2233 01:31:35,989 --> 01:31:37,646 - Sure, you got it, No problem. 2234 01:31:37,646 --> 01:31:40,603 (Don Vito and Stingo speaking in Italian) 2235 01:31:40,603 --> 01:31:42,570 (group laughing) 2236 01:31:42,570 --> 01:31:43,890 - [Julian] You having fun now, huh? 2237 01:31:43,890 --> 01:31:45,780 - I'm having the time of my life, mama mia. 2238 01:31:45,780 --> 01:31:46,680 Come on, let's have a drink. 2239 01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:49,279 - Oh, good, good. And a cigar. 2240 01:31:49,279 --> 01:31:52,173 - I'll have one, too. - Oh, yeah? 2241 01:31:52,173 --> 01:31:54,737 Here you go. - Reminds me of you, Julie. 2242 01:31:54,737 --> 01:31:56,022 - [Julian] Hmm. 2243 01:31:56,022 --> 01:31:58,530 - Isabella, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, you know? 2244 01:31:58,530 --> 01:32:00,280 - I'll drink to that. Keep pourin'. 2245 01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:04,170 - He's giving away the whole god damn store! 2246 01:32:04,170 --> 01:32:08,853 - Avioni, you get the Triboro Bridge racket. 2247 01:32:10,216 --> 01:32:14,716 - And you, you get the JFK International cargo racket. 2248 01:32:15,810 --> 01:32:17,778 - Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. 2249 01:32:17,778 --> 01:32:19,050 - Bonus! That's a bonus round! 2250 01:32:19,050 --> 01:32:21,541 What does he get? Tell him what he gets. 2251 01:32:21,541 --> 01:32:24,090 - The aqueduct raceway. Congratulations. 2252 01:32:24,090 --> 01:32:27,248 - Whoa! That's gotta sting, huh, Vito? 2253 01:32:27,248 --> 01:32:30,484 (all laughing) 2254 01:32:30,484 --> 01:32:31,401 - Oh, deal! 2255 01:32:33,390 --> 01:32:35,010 - [Isabella] Congratulations, Don Vito. 2256 01:32:35,010 --> 01:32:37,140 You are out of the rackets. 2257 01:32:37,140 --> 01:32:40,260 - [Don Vito] Yeah. (speaking in Italian) 2258 01:32:40,260 --> 01:32:42,213 I got a new life. 2259 01:32:44,930 --> 01:32:47,847 (knuckles rapping) 2260 01:32:50,250 --> 01:32:51,213 - Hello, Julian. 2261 01:32:56,580 --> 01:32:59,130 It's so nice of you to see me on such short notice. 2262 01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:01,890 Do you mind if I sit? 2263 01:33:03,232 --> 01:33:06,565 (playful Italian music) 2264 01:33:10,650 --> 01:33:13,650 Julian, analysts all over the city are getting beaten up. 2265 01:33:13,650 --> 01:33:15,900 They're being forced to pay protection money 2266 01:33:15,900 --> 01:33:18,393 to some hoods. 2267 01:33:19,527 --> 01:33:22,080 And they have asked me if I could come 2268 01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:23,520 and talk to you because I told them 2269 01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:25,503 that you are now, um, 2270 01:33:26,850 --> 01:33:28,380 what do you call it? 2271 01:33:28,380 --> 01:33:30,423 - Connected. - Connected, yes. 2272 01:33:31,500 --> 01:33:33,360 Well, Beuker has his arm in a sling 2273 01:33:33,360 --> 01:33:35,610 and Erinhouse can't talk his throat is so sore. 2274 01:33:35,610 --> 01:33:38,460 - What about what's his name? 2275 01:33:38,460 --> 01:33:39,310 - [Susan] Lowell? 2276 01:33:40,440 --> 01:33:41,550 Well, Lowell's pathetic. 2277 01:33:41,550 --> 01:33:44,250 He just bursts into tears for no apparent reason. 2278 01:33:44,250 --> 01:33:45,270 - You know, this is the first time 2279 01:33:45,270 --> 01:33:47,220 you've come to me for help. 2280 01:33:47,220 --> 01:33:48,053 - Well, I've been extremely busy. 2281 01:33:48,053 --> 01:33:49,380 - Had you come to me before with your friendship 2282 01:33:49,380 --> 01:33:52,350 or your loyalty, then your enemies would become my enemies, 2283 01:33:52,350 --> 01:33:56,440 and then they, trust me, would fear you. 2284 01:33:56,440 --> 01:33:59,190 (Susan laughing) 2285 01:34:00,930 --> 01:34:02,587 - It's Brando, right? 2286 01:34:02,587 --> 01:34:04,440 "The Godfather"? 2287 01:34:04,440 --> 01:34:06,420 That's very funny, Julian. 2288 01:34:06,420 --> 01:34:09,540 Very funny. (laughing) 2289 01:34:09,540 --> 01:34:11,540 You know you could always make me laugh. 2290 01:34:12,960 --> 01:34:14,433 I miss it around here. 2291 01:34:15,900 --> 01:34:17,850 And I miss you, too, Spanky. 2292 01:34:17,850 --> 01:34:19,590 I don't suppose if I slipped into something 2293 01:34:19,590 --> 01:34:21,045 a little more provocative- 2294 01:34:21,045 --> 01:34:23,490 - Tell your doctor friends I will do everything 2295 01:34:23,490 --> 01:34:28,410 within my power to see that this harassment ends. 2296 01:34:29,550 --> 01:34:34,550 Please let them each know that when I do this thing, 2297 01:34:34,650 --> 01:34:36,723 they will all owe me a favor. 2298 01:34:38,370 --> 01:34:39,333 As for you, 2299 01:34:40,847 --> 01:34:42,947 you are nothing more but a moth to me now, 2300 01:34:43,950 --> 01:34:47,733 an insect who flies towards the brightest light. 2301 01:34:49,410 --> 01:34:50,880 - Could I take that as a maybe? 2302 01:34:50,880 --> 01:34:53,073 - I signed the divorce papers yesterday. 2303 01:34:58,710 --> 01:34:59,543 Closure. 2304 01:35:00,865 --> 01:35:03,615 (birds chirping) 2305 01:35:05,418 --> 01:35:08,501 - I like spaghetti, I love meatballs. 2306 01:35:10,681 --> 01:35:13,914 I like spaghetti, I love meatballs. 2307 01:35:13,914 --> 01:35:17,747 (Don Vito singing in Italian) 2308 01:35:19,954 --> 01:35:22,333 (Don Vito speaking in Italian) 2309 01:35:22,333 --> 01:35:23,367 - Oh, yeah. 2310 01:35:23,367 --> 01:35:26,619 Pomodori, my first crop. How do you like it? 2311 01:35:26,619 --> 01:35:27,452 - Beautiful. 2312 01:35:27,452 --> 01:35:28,620 - You gave me a chance to grow, 2313 01:35:28,620 --> 01:35:30,210 I'm doing the same thing for the tomatoes. 2314 01:35:30,210 --> 01:35:31,160 - That's wonderful. 2315 01:35:32,910 --> 01:35:36,150 Uh, Don Vito, I haven't really had an opportunity 2316 01:35:36,150 --> 01:35:38,430 to tell you how much this time together has meant to me. 2317 01:35:38,430 --> 01:35:40,358 - [Don Vito] Uh-huh. - You know? 2318 01:35:40,358 --> 01:35:42,337 I mean, the truth is, my folks and I, 2319 01:35:42,337 --> 01:35:44,073 we never really had. 2320 01:35:45,840 --> 01:35:48,390 It's just tough for me to find the words. 2321 01:35:48,390 --> 01:35:49,260 - It's all right. 2322 01:35:49,260 --> 01:35:50,860 It's written all over your face. 2323 01:35:51,930 --> 01:35:53,230 God bless you. I love you. 2324 01:35:54,420 --> 01:35:56,020 Come on. They're waitin' inside. 2325 01:36:00,098 --> 01:36:01,803 (spoon clinking) 2326 01:36:01,803 --> 01:36:03,330 All right, I brought all of yous here today 2327 01:36:03,330 --> 01:36:07,470 because the Leoni family is in deep shit. 2328 01:36:07,470 --> 01:36:09,600 We got a lot of problems to deal with, 2329 01:36:09,600 --> 01:36:10,800 and that's what we're gonna do today, 2330 01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:14,040 with the help of Dr. Julian Riceputo. 2331 01:36:14,040 --> 01:36:15,213 You got the floor, doc. 2332 01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:17,910 (Isabella clapping) 2333 01:36:17,910 --> 01:36:19,515 - Oh. 2334 01:36:19,515 --> 01:36:20,513 (family clapping) Thanks. 2335 01:36:22,219 --> 01:36:24,600 Uh, well, the idea of family therapy 2336 01:36:24,600 --> 01:36:26,130 is that we all share our feelings 2337 01:36:26,130 --> 01:36:28,560 and open up without any inhibitions. 2338 01:36:28,560 --> 01:36:30,267 And remember, please, I'm not here to judge you. 2339 01:36:30,267 --> 01:36:31,920 I'm just facilitating. 2340 01:36:31,920 --> 01:36:33,990 - Hey, doc, I know it's group therapy, 2341 01:36:33,990 --> 01:36:35,160 but everybody's hungry. 2342 01:36:35,160 --> 01:36:36,360 Come on. Dive in. 2343 01:36:36,360 --> 01:36:37,760 But you continue. Let's eat. 2344 01:36:38,669 --> 01:36:41,730 - All right, well, the key really is communication. 2345 01:36:41,730 --> 01:36:44,910 With it the family lives, without it dies. 2346 01:36:44,910 --> 01:36:45,840 - This is bullshit. 2347 01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:48,750 - Hey, come on, Frankie. Listen and grow. 2348 01:36:48,750 --> 01:36:50,400 - Well, you're breaking the ice there, Don Vito. 2349 01:36:50,400 --> 01:36:53,010 That's good, but it's definitely a tough room, 2350 01:36:53,010 --> 01:36:55,230 so we'll just see how far we can go with this, okay? 2351 01:36:55,230 --> 01:36:57,210 If anyone has anything they wanna share 2352 01:36:57,210 --> 01:36:59,940 or anything you wanna get off your chest, per se, 2353 01:36:59,940 --> 01:37:01,040 now would be the time. 2354 01:37:02,880 --> 01:37:03,903 Anybody at all? 2355 01:37:05,617 --> 01:37:08,617 (utensils clinking) 2356 01:37:10,590 --> 01:37:11,433 Donnie, good. 2357 01:37:17,037 --> 01:37:22,037 - I think I'm a homosexual. (Frankie coughing) 2358 01:37:24,420 --> 01:37:25,253 - Okay. 2359 01:37:25,253 --> 01:37:27,584 Well, the truth is, Donald, 2360 01:37:27,584 --> 01:37:28,650 that everyone, male or female, 2361 01:37:28,650 --> 01:37:31,500 has homosexual tendencies at one point in their life. 2362 01:37:31,500 --> 01:37:33,060 The question is why do you think these feelings 2363 01:37:33,060 --> 01:37:34,383 are so dominant now? 2364 01:37:35,430 --> 01:37:38,089 - I'm in love. - Wow. 2365 01:37:38,089 --> 01:37:39,941 Well, that's great. 2366 01:37:39,941 --> 01:37:41,791 - Well, I'm in love with you, Julian. 2367 01:37:44,755 --> 01:37:45,780 (Frankie laughing) 2368 01:37:45,780 --> 01:37:47,706 - Congratulations, Pop. 2369 01:37:47,706 --> 01:37:49,770 The daughter you never had. (laughing) 2370 01:37:49,770 --> 01:37:51,390 - This is your fault, Victoria. 2371 01:37:51,390 --> 01:37:52,710 Always babying the kid. 2372 01:37:52,710 --> 01:37:54,150 Now look what happened! 2373 01:37:54,150 --> 01:37:55,843 - Too bad he isn't more like Frankie, right? 2374 01:37:55,843 --> 01:37:58,980 - Oh, right. At last a little credit around here. 2375 01:37:58,980 --> 01:37:59,930 - Don Vito. - Huh? 2376 01:38:02,370 --> 01:38:03,900 Oh, hold it a second. 2377 01:38:03,900 --> 01:38:05,523 I didn't mean that. I'm sorry. 2378 01:38:07,513 --> 01:38:09,270 I shouldn't be judgmental. 2379 01:38:09,270 --> 01:38:13,470 We should allow Donnie to express himself 2380 01:38:13,470 --> 01:38:15,693 and accept him for the man that he is. 2381 01:38:16,593 --> 01:38:19,426 (family clapping) 2382 01:38:20,954 --> 01:38:22,662 (Don Vito laughing) 2383 01:38:22,662 --> 01:38:24,990 - Thanks, Pop. 2384 01:38:24,990 --> 01:38:27,330 - Wonderful. And that was very courageous, Donald. 2385 01:38:27,330 --> 01:38:30,060 So if anybody wants to go next. 2386 01:38:30,060 --> 01:38:31,350 - Well, wait a second, doc. 2387 01:38:31,350 --> 01:38:32,183 Um, 2388 01:38:33,546 --> 01:38:36,090 I mean, how do you feel about me? 2389 01:38:36,090 --> 01:38:38,730 - Yeah, how do you feel about him? 2390 01:38:38,730 --> 01:38:40,680 - Yeah, doc. How do you feel about him? 2391 01:38:42,060 --> 01:38:45,570 - Well, I'm very fond of you, Donald. 2392 01:38:45,570 --> 01:38:46,920 Just not in a physical way. 2393 01:38:47,880 --> 01:38:48,713 At all. 2394 01:38:49,650 --> 01:38:50,670 Whatsoever. 2395 01:38:50,670 --> 01:38:52,380 And I hope you can accept that. 2396 01:38:52,380 --> 01:38:53,640 - Well, I guess I have to, huh? 2397 01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:55,020 - That's right. 2398 01:38:55,020 --> 01:38:56,970 - My love is unrequited. 2399 01:38:56,970 --> 01:38:58,920 Isn't that the word, doc? - That's the word. 2400 01:38:58,920 --> 01:39:01,263 - Well, I certainly have something to say. 2401 01:39:02,100 --> 01:39:04,080 May I? - Please. 2402 01:39:04,080 --> 01:39:07,625 - Vito, were you really going to firebomb my restaurant? 2403 01:39:07,625 --> 01:39:09,900 - You're damn right and I should've done it 10 years ago. 2404 01:39:09,900 --> 01:39:11,340 - You're a savage. (Don Vito grumbling) 2405 01:39:11,340 --> 01:39:12,870 You're a primitive beast. 2406 01:39:12,870 --> 01:39:14,580 - And you're an ungrateful bitch. 2407 01:39:14,580 --> 01:39:16,040 - You're a crude, obnoxious man. 2408 01:39:16,040 --> 01:39:18,270 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 2409 01:39:18,270 --> 01:39:20,100 Doc, can I say something here? 2410 01:39:20,100 --> 01:39:21,120 - Absolutely. 2411 01:39:21,120 --> 01:39:22,450 - It hurts my heart 2412 01:39:23,580 --> 01:39:27,630 to see the two people who I love most in the world 2413 01:39:27,630 --> 01:39:30,600 have such contempt for each other's guts. 2414 01:39:30,600 --> 01:39:34,083 What I'm trying to say is, um, why can't? 2415 01:39:36,480 --> 01:39:38,485 Look, I'm not good at this, doc. 2416 01:39:38,485 --> 01:39:41,520 - Vinnie, you break my heart. 2417 01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:42,720 - You're right, Vincent. 2418 01:39:43,830 --> 01:39:46,473 This is beneath me. - Absolutely. 2419 01:39:47,490 --> 01:39:50,280 I wish both of ya all the happiness in the world. 2420 01:39:50,280 --> 01:39:51,113 - Vito. 2421 01:39:52,098 --> 01:39:54,810 - [Don Vito] Eh, come here. 2422 01:39:54,810 --> 01:39:55,923 - Thank you, Vito. 2423 01:39:56,970 --> 01:39:58,473 I wish you likewise. 2424 01:40:00,042 --> 01:40:01,290 (Julian clapping) 2425 01:40:01,290 --> 01:40:02,123 - Wonderful. 2426 01:40:03,390 --> 01:40:04,473 - Oh, and, um. 2427 01:40:05,640 --> 01:40:07,600 I want everybody at this table to know 2428 01:40:08,760 --> 01:40:11,073 that this woman is a queen. 2429 01:40:12,570 --> 01:40:14,320 And she deserves to be loved 2430 01:40:15,420 --> 01:40:17,986 like the queen that she is. (Don Vito laughing) 2431 01:40:17,986 --> 01:40:19,931 - [Tomaso] Ah, salute! 2432 01:40:19,931 --> 01:40:22,115 (Tomaso speaking in Italian) 2433 01:40:22,115 --> 01:40:25,980 (Don Vito speaking in Italian) 2434 01:40:25,980 --> 01:40:27,840 - Frankie, I want a divorce. 2435 01:40:27,840 --> 01:40:30,150 - Never happen. - Victoria's gettin' one. 2436 01:40:30,150 --> 01:40:31,470 - Give her a divorce, Frankie. 2437 01:40:31,470 --> 01:40:32,910 - [Frankie] Ma, this is personal. 2438 01:40:32,910 --> 01:40:36,330 - Frankie, we both know there's no love between us anymore. 2439 01:40:36,330 --> 01:40:37,320 - Good work, Freud. 2440 01:40:37,320 --> 01:40:39,120 My wife wants a divorce and my kid brother 2441 01:40:39,120 --> 01:40:41,430 comes running out of the closet into your arms. 2442 01:40:41,430 --> 01:40:43,910 You're really pulling the family back together. 2443 01:40:43,910 --> 01:40:46,080 (fists pounding) - Shut up, Frankie! 2444 01:40:46,080 --> 01:40:47,403 I got a proposition. 2445 01:40:49,050 --> 01:40:51,600 You give Isabella a divorce, 2446 01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:53,190 I'll forget about the Knicks. 2447 01:40:53,190 --> 01:40:54,243 Just forget about it. 2448 01:40:55,170 --> 01:40:57,660 - Get outta town. Are you shittin' me? 2449 01:40:57,660 --> 01:40:59,550 - I mean it, Frankie. 2450 01:40:59,550 --> 01:41:01,290 But you gotta stop calling me Tits. 2451 01:41:01,290 --> 01:41:04,350 I got an eating disorder, see? 2452 01:41:04,350 --> 01:41:06,000 And you keep hurting my feelings. 2453 01:41:07,255 --> 01:41:10,422 (light playful music) 2454 01:41:16,350 --> 01:41:17,760 - Damn, you got it! 2455 01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:20,785 Bye, Isabella! (Nicky laughing) 2456 01:41:20,785 --> 01:41:23,155 What a deal! What a deal, huh? 2457 01:41:23,155 --> 01:41:25,988 (family clapping) 2458 01:41:30,589 --> 01:41:32,260 - [Julian] Tomaso, Tomaso. 2459 01:41:33,390 --> 01:41:36,087 - I'm not really Italian. I feel better now. 2460 01:41:36,087 --> 01:41:38,100 (family laughing) 2461 01:41:38,100 --> 01:41:40,200 - Yeah, and we feel better too. 2462 01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:41,926 All right, everybody. 2463 01:41:41,926 --> 01:41:44,024 Saluti alla mia famiglia. 2464 01:41:44,024 --> 01:41:46,733 - [Family] Alla Famiglia! 2465 01:41:46,733 --> 01:41:50,233 (Don Vito laughing) 2466 01:41:50,233 --> 01:41:52,401 - [Donnie] Leoni! 2467 01:41:52,401 --> 01:41:54,769 (bright Italian music) 2468 01:41:54,769 --> 01:41:56,310 - You know, did I ever tell ya how my mother 2469 01:41:56,310 --> 01:41:58,110 always had to dominate? 2470 01:41:58,110 --> 01:41:59,940 - Oh, yeah, well my old man could displace 2471 01:41:59,940 --> 01:42:01,823 his anger with the best of them. 2472 01:42:01,823 --> 01:42:03,690 - Hey, Tony! Displace this, huh? 2473 01:42:03,690 --> 01:42:06,372 - Nicky, go sublimate yourself. 2474 01:42:06,372 --> 01:42:10,010 (family laughing) 2475 01:42:10,010 --> 01:42:13,311 - [Donnie] Guys, I got a sensitivity I never knew you had. 2476 01:42:13,311 --> 01:42:15,543 - [Don Vito] Your eyes are open. 2477 01:42:15,543 --> 01:42:18,158 - [Frankie] Nicky! Oh, a-yo! 2478 01:42:18,158 --> 01:42:20,622 (bright big band music) 2479 01:42:20,622 --> 01:42:25,622 ♪ You're nobody till somebody loves you ♪ 2480 01:42:28,089 --> 01:42:33,089 ♪ You're nobody till somebody cares ♪ 2481 01:42:35,742 --> 01:42:38,057 ♪ You may be king ♪ 2482 01:42:38,057 --> 01:42:43,057 ♪ You may possess the world and its gold ♪ 2483 01:42:43,605 --> 01:42:46,233 ♪ But gold won't bring you ♪ 2484 01:42:46,233 --> 01:42:51,228 ♪ Happiness when you're growin' old ♪ 2485 01:42:51,228 --> 01:42:54,536 ♪ The world still is the same ♪ 2486 01:42:54,536 --> 01:42:58,534 ♪ You'll never change it ♪ 2487 01:42:58,534 --> 01:43:03,534 ♪ As sure as the stars shine above ♪ 2488 01:43:06,445 --> 01:43:10,768 ♪ You're nobody till somebody ♪ 2489 01:43:10,768 --> 01:43:13,903 ♪ Loves you ♪ 2490 01:43:13,903 --> 01:43:18,903 ♪ So find yourself somebody to love ♪ 2491 01:43:18,980 --> 01:43:22,313 (bright big band music) 2492 01:43:51,811 --> 01:43:54,816 ♪ The world still is the same ♪ 2493 01:43:54,816 --> 01:43:58,833 ♪ You'll never change it ♪ 2494 01:43:58,833 --> 01:44:03,833 ♪ As sure as the stars shine above ♪ 2495 01:44:06,061 --> 01:44:10,121 ♪ Well, you're nobody till somebody ♪ 2496 01:44:10,121 --> 01:44:13,341 ♪ Loves you ♪ 2497 01:44:13,341 --> 01:44:17,674 ♪ So find yourself somebody to love ♪ 2498 01:44:18,941 --> 01:44:22,274 (bright big band music) 167271