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Move it, dorkus.
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Okay, I think you're next.
I'll take your ticket.
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Come right around this way.
Keep your back straight.
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Put your books down
on your lap.
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Now, look right up at the camera,
okay? Nice smile. Here we go.
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Let me focus right over here.
Okay. Get you in.
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That's good.
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Swing around this way
just a little bit, Gina.
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-It's Jenna.
-Look over here, Gina.
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It's Jenna!
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Oh, God.
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Oh, no.
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I've had enough already.
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Hey, Jenna.
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Matt, please. No more pictures.
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Come on. It's your 1 3th birthday.
We gotta document it.
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-Hi, Tom-Tom.
-Hey, Jenna.
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Hi, Beaver.
How's everything at the dam?
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-So how'd yours come out, Rink?
-Not so good.
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Yeah, mine aren't so hot either.
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-Tom-Tom, yours are great!
-Yours are the best.
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God, you're so photogenic.
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I'll meet you out front.
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Do whatever you want. It's not
like she needs a play-by-play.
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-Freakazoid.
-See you.
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Jenna, could I talk to you
a tiny sec?
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I told Chris Grandy me and the
Six Chicks were going to your party.
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-And he said he wanted to come with.
-Really?
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Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it,
because we really wanted to.
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-Didn't we, girls?
-Totally.
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-So, so much.
-We're so sorry.
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Miss Measly's up our butts
with this group project...
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...and Chris is gonna help us out...
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...so I guess he can't come either.
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-I could write your report for you.
-Fabuloso.
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You know, I can't believe
you invited those clones.
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They're my friends.
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Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?
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Well, almost. And someday
I'm gonna be a Six Chick.
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There's six of them. That's the point.
There can't be a seventh Six Chick.
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It's just mathematically impossible.
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You're cooler than they are.
They're unoriginal.
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I don't wanna be original, Matty,
I wanna be cool.
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-Want some Razzles?
-Razzles are for kids.
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Exactly.
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-Arrivederci.
-Au revoir.
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-Hey, sweetie.
-Happy birthday!
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Tell us about your new
life as a teenager.
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What did you do?
Are you wearing a bra?
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-Go away!
-Oh, honey, what's wrong?
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Wayne. Self-image.
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-Jenna, it's going to be all right.
-lt is not, Mom! Look at me!
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-This is not okay. This is fatal.
-It's not fatal, honey. It's realistic.
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I hate my life.
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You don't look like girls
in Poise magazine...
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...but you're beautiful
in your own way.
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I don't wanna be beautiful
in my own way.
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I wanna look like these people.
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Oh, those aren't people, honey.
Those are models.
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"Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the
30s are the best years of your life."
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I wanna be 30.
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Well, you will be, honey.
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But right now you're my
beautiful 1 3-year-old.
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-Happy birthday!
-Oh, my God.
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This is just part one of your present.
I got something else to give you later.
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What is it?
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You know how you always
wanted a Barbie Dream House?
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Well, I decided to make you
your own Jenna Dream House.
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-You made all this? Oh, Matty.
-Yeah.
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See, that's you in your bubble bath,
reading your favorite magazine.
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And there's your bedroom,
with a massive stereo...
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...and every record ever made.
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The good ones.
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And there's that bum Rick Springfield
loafing on the couch.
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And there I am, to make sure the
creep keeps his hands to himself.
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Oh, almost forgot. Wishing dust.
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It says, "This wishing dust knows
what's in your heart of hearts.
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It'll make all your dreams
come true."
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They're here.
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What do we do?
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Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just
gonna put this away, okay?
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So there's room to dance.
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Put some music on.
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Dad, you promised you were
gonna stay upstairs. Go!
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Hi, guys. The party's downstairs.
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Fabuloso.
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-What is this?
-I'm not sure. It's Matt's.
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Sorry, Beave-head. Majority rules.
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Narrow, man.
Narrow, hopeless people.
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-Freak.
-Robot.
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I'm gonna go next door
and get my Casio.
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Do whatever you want, Matt.
It's not like I need a play-by-play.
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See you, loser.
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Hey, I have an idea, girls.
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Let's play
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
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You can go first,
because you're the birthday girl.
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How does that one go, again?
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Well, you go in the closet, and some
lucky guy's gonna go in there...
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...and do whatever he wants
with you for seven whole minutes.
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And guess who wants to go first.
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-Who?
-Chris Grandy.
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-No way.
-Way.
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Before I forget,
where's our project proposal?
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-On the table.
-Thanks.
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Remember, no peeking.
Keep that blindfold on.
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And just so you know,
Chris loves going for second base.
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Let's go. I think I can get
my brother to buy us some beer.
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-I got the cheez doodles.
-Wait, give me that drink.
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Thank you. Leave it, George.
Come on.
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-What's going on?
-Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.
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I thought you weren't gonna come.
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Where are you?
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Oh, Chris.
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-It's not Chris, it's Matt.
-What are you doing here?
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-Where's Chris?
-He's gone. Everybody left.
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-What'd you do?
-Nothing!
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-Yes, you did!
-I just went to get my Casio!
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-Get out!
-Wait! Jenna, let me talk to you!
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-Get out! No!
-Jenna, please, just come out!
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I hate you! I hate me!
I hate everybody!
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-Jenna, what are you talking about?
-I wanna be 30!
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Just let me play you this song, okay?
It'll make you feel better.
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I wanna be 30.
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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I wanna be 30.
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Thirty and flirty and thriving.
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Thirty and flirty and thriving.
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Mom?
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Mom?
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Dad?
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What is happening?
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Oh, what is happening?
What is going on?
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"Jenna Rink."
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"Jenna Rink.
Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink."
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I live here.
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-Hi. Sorry we missed your call.
-Dad?
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Well, not that sorry,
because we're in the Caribbean.
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So we'll be back on the 18th,
so call us then. Have a good day.
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You went on a cruise without me?
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Oh, this is a dream.
This is a really weird dream.
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-Hey, sweet bottom!
-Oh, my God.
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I know you're there! And my parents
are totally gonna be home any minute!
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Hey, where's the conditioner?
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-You're naked!
-Well, not yet.
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You could join me if you want.
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Sweet bottom!
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Can you hear that music?
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Jenna? Can you hurry up
a little bit, please?
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He made a commitment.
Jenna? Can you come over here?
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I don't care if you have to
grab him by his testicles...
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...I want him in New York
in 1 2 hours.
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He needs to be at the party.
Hold on a second.
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-Get in the car.
-I don't get in the car with strangers.
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Get in the car.
We're gonna be late.
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-I don't know you.
-Just get in the car.
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-Not with strangers!
-You're being paranoid.
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Sweet bottom! Don't make me
come down there and grab you.
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00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:19,898
Lucy Wyman. He has my number.
Could you please get in the car?
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-Jenna!
-We are gonna be late.
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Look, he made a commitment. He has
my number. My name is Lucy Wyman.
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Just go away!
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Honey, I know I'm your best friend,
but the slip dress is a little '97.
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-Unless it's retro.
-Are you really my best friend?
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-You're pregnant.
-Oh, no! Oh, my God, no!
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Thank God. You scared me.
What did you do last night?
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See, that's the thing. Something
really strange is happening.
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I slept in an apartment
I've never seen before...
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...and there was a naked man
in my shower and I saw his thingy.
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Oh, God. Not his thingy.
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Driver, could you please pull over,
since we're here?
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-Stop!
-Wait. I don't wanna get out of the--
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I don't think you're listening.
Wait, hang on.
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Wait, listen to me. I'm 1 3.
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If you're gonna start lying about
your age, I'd go with 27.
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Wait! I know it sounds strange,
but some weird dream is-- Like that!
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Do you hear it? Did you hear that?
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00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:23,795
Would you stop being ridiculous?
It's probably just Richard.
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-Who's Richard?
-You drink too much.
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Richard, your boss.
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Brown, curly hair. British. Richard.
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-Hello?
-Hey, sweet bottom.
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You. You. Put on your pants
and stop calling me "sweet bottom."
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-Look, baby--
-And get out of my house!
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Who is that?
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I don't know his name.
I don't know what's happening.
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Okay, Jenna. Jenna.
Just calm down, okay?
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We have a meeting in 1 0 minutes.
I'll tell you what to do. Repeat after me:
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I am Jenna Rink,
bigtime magazine editor.
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-I am?
-Repeat it.
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I am Jenna Rink,
bigtime magazine editor.
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I'm a tough bitch.
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-Say it.
-I am a tough bitch.
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I'm gonna walk into that office,
I won't let anyone know I'm hung-over.
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But that's not the point.
I'm not hung-over--
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I'm gonna walk into that office
and not let anyone know I'm hung-over.
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Because the future of Poise
depends on me.
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Poise?
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Oh, jeez.
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Poise magazine. Thank you.
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Good morning, Miss Rink,
Miss Wyman.
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-Good morning. What's her name?
-Who cares?
203
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,244
Jenna. Please don't yell at me,
it's not my fault.
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00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,617
They need a decision right now.
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-Just pick one.
-That one.
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Love. Knew it. Genius.
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00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,422
Eminem's on the phone.
He wants a decision now.
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Plain.
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00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,793
Peanut. Plain.
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There's the dynamic duo! I trust my
executive editors are late again...
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...because they were out
promoting us at parties.
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-You got it, Richard.
-Richard. You're my boss.
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That's right, baby.
Who's your daddy?
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Wayne Rink.
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00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,278
Morning.
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Two words: summer, Saint Barts.
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Oh, you're not gonna go
to Fire lsland this summer?
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-Are you insinuating I'm gay?
-It's a joke.
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Is there anything else you
need from me, Miss Rink?
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You mean like a favor?
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Sure. Like a favor.
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-I need to find this guy in New Jersey.
-Okay.
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I have his number.
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00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:05,360
-Arlene, will you leave us, please?
-Sorry.
225
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,931
Jenna's a little hung-over today.
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Rough.
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00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,178
Okay, children.
228
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:39,930
I wonder which one
Holly Housewife is going to go for.
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The 1 0th or the 1 1th secret?
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Seven months in a row now
they scoop us.
231
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I mean, it's like they've got
Sparkle-cams hidden in all our walls.
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Richard, we're installing passwords.
233
00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,584
We're building firewalls
on all the computers.
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00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:09,022
-Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday.
-Did you?
235
00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:13,759
I guarantee she has friends
at Sparkle. She always took notes.
236
00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:16,423
-She was a secretary.
-Yeah, whatever.
237
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,865
Our party tonight is now huge.
238
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,167
We need to make
an unequivocal statement...
239
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,538
...that Poise is still hot
and happening.
240
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:30,011
Now, we need a newsstand
circ analysis done immediately.
241
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,982
I also strongly suggest we take apart
our F.O.B., overhaul the B.O.B...
242
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:37,349
...think about new heads, decks
and slugs. Jenna, what do you think?
243
00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:40,791
Can I go to the bathroom?
244
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,755
It's the naked guy.
245
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:26,668
"Jenna, girl, margaritas anytime.
Love you, Madonna."
246
00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:30,201
I'm friends with Madonna?
247
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,774
Here are your messages.
248
00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:42,112
And your mother called
from Barbados.
249
00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:44,619
My mom called?
I wish you'd told me.
250
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,985
Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Rink.
251
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:50,185
I thought you said never
to bother you with family calls.
252
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:53,655
-I did? I said that?
-Please don't fire me.
253
00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:57,097
No, no, I won't. It's not your fault.
I forgot that I said that.
254
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,260
Next time my mom calls,
let me know.
255
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,905
Yes, ma'am.
256
00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:04,872
Oh, I have that information
that you asked for.
257
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,006
Matt!
258
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:10,144
The phone number
you gave me was his parents'.
259
00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:13,773
I told them that I worked for Visa
and he's in a lot of trouble.
260
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,318
You lied to the Flamhaffs!
261
00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:21,221
He's in the Village.
21 2 Bank Street, apartment 2B.
262
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,752
-Which village?
-The-- Greenwich Village.
263
00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,524
Oh, right. Cool.
264
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,531
Wait! Should I cancel
your 2:30 meeting?
265
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,474
Sorry.
266
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:41,242
Excuse me?
267
00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:43,671
Sir?
268
00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:48,113
Hello?
269
00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:16,846
Yeah, yeah. Hello. Yeah.
270
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,210
Hi, this is Jenna
and I'm looking for Matt.
271
00:25:19,484 --> 00:25:22,681
I don't know if you're him,
but if you lived on Spruce Street...
272
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:26,517
...and if your favorite shirt is a gray
velour one, I need to speak to you.
273
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:30,684
Hello? Hello? Hello? You know what?
I got none of that.
274
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:35,299
If you're here from Ming Gardens,
ring twice. If not, I really don't want it.
275
00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:46,009
You're not Chinese.
276
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,746
-Matt?
-Yeah.
277
00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:54,210
You're tall. You're different.
278
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:58,250
-Yeah.
-You don't know me?
279
00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:00,755
That's weird, because
yesterday you were there.
280
00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:03,292
No, it wasn't yesterday,
because I'm not 1 3.
281
00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:05,588
-Jenna.
-Yes!
282
00:26:05,764 --> 00:26:08,562
-Jenna Rink.
-Yes! Matt, it's me!
283
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:18,874
-Hey.
-Oh, Matty!
284
00:26:19,044 --> 00:26:20,875
Come on in.
285
00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:27,849
You still take pictures?
286
00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:31,853
Yeah. You know, it pays the bills.
287
00:26:32,023 --> 00:26:34,184
Hey, Jenna, what are--?
Why are you here?
288
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:38,056
Matty, I told you. Something
really weird is happening.
289
00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:41,392
Yesterday was my 1 3th birthday
and then....
290
00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:44,160
And then today I woke up
and I'm this.
291
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:47,203
And you-- I mean, you're that.
You get it?
292
00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:52,105
Are you high? You been smoking pot?
Doing X? Falling into a K-hole?
293
00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:57,078
-Are you doing drugs?
-No. No. Look...
294
00:26:57,248 --> 00:27:01,617
...I was sitting in my closet
and I skipped everything.
295
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:04,914
I mean, it's like a weird dream.
I can't remember my life.
296
00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:07,024
You need to help me
remember my life.
297
00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:09,422
-Me? I can't do that.
-Why not?
298
00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:13,195
I don't know anything
about you, all right?
299
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:16,198
I haven't seen you since high school.
300
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:20,927
-What?
-We're not friends anymore, Jenna.
301
00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:24,809
-Matty, you're my best friend.
-No.
302
00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:29,736
Okay. It's cool.
303
00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:32,683
-It's cool.
-ls it warm in here?
304
00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:36,582
It's-- Maybe I should open
a window.
305
00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:39,918
I need fresh air and a glass
of water and a fluffy pillow.
306
00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:43,254
Have a seat. I'll get you some--
You want a glass of water?
307
00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:46,022
-You want ice in that?
-I want a fluffy pillow!
308
00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:49,257
A fluffy pillow, coming right up.
Sorry.
309
00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:53,729
You all right?
310
00:27:56,041 --> 00:28:00,876
Jenna, I think you should go back to
your apartment. I'll help you find it.
311
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:06,814
We went separate ways. We went
to different colleges, different careers.
312
00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:10,079
Well, what about Christmas?
Didn't you wanna see me then?
313
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,686
I think I saw you through a frosted
window once, six years ago.
314
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,054
-Six years ago?
-Yeah.
315
00:28:17,228 --> 00:28:19,321
Wasn't I home last Christmas?
316
00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:22,728
I don't know. Doesn't your crowd
do Saint Barts for Christmas?
317
00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:24,698
I don't know.
318
00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:27,096
Is this you?
319
00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:31,265
Yeah. This is where I live now.
320
00:28:37,682 --> 00:28:40,617
Okay, so nice seeing you.
321
00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:44,746
Good luck.
322
00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:49,021
-Okay?
-Okay.
323
00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:52,129
-Bye.
-Bye.
324
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,534
Matt.
325
00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:01,028
Who is Saint Bart?
326
00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:12,246
The most depressing years of my life.
Our high school yearbook.
327
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,850
Matt, was I a Six Chick?
328
00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:16,714
Yeah, you were pretty
much their leader.
329
00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:23,083
There's Tom-Tom. I wonder
what happened to her.
330
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:27,095
Last I heard, you were still good
friends. I think you even work together.
331
00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:30,098
Lucy. Oh, my God, yes.
332
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:34,364
She's Lucy Wyman now.
She looks so different.
333
00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:38,703
Yeah, she's pretty big into the
whole plastic surgery movement.
334
00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:41,573
-I was the prom queen.
-Yep.
335
00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:45,375
-And I went with Chris Grandy.
-Yep.
336
00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:49,748
Oh, this is incredible. I can't believe it.
I got everything I ever wanted.
337
00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:53,817
Yeah, Jenna, you got it all.
Congratulations.
338
00:29:56,394 --> 00:29:58,089
It's your phone.
339
00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:08,001
-Hello?
-Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm...
340
00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:10,505
...your limousine pickup
for 8:30 this evening.
341
00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:14,304
My-- Yes, my limousine for 8:30.
342
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,947
I will be prepared to take
my ride at that time.
343
00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:19,242
Oh, can you tell me where
I'm going?
344
00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:23,683
-The Palace, 27 Wall Street.
-Thank you.
345
00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:27,347
I'm going to a party in a limo!
346
00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:32,559
Great. Looks like you're back to your
old self. I should probably go.
347
00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:36,131
-You don't wanna go to the party?
-No, I gotta work. Thanks.
348
00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:38,667
Shoot, I forgot you have a job.
349
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,772
-It's kind of cool we both have jobs.
-Totally.
350
00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:46,409
Well, if you decide you want to come,
it's gonna be fun. 27 Wall Street.
351
00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:49,911
Okay, great. Thanks, Jenna.
Bye-bye.
352
00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:52,207
Matt.
353
00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:57,186
-Yeah.
-What if this isn't just a dream?
354
00:30:57,889 --> 00:31:01,052
What if what I wished for
actually happened?
355
00:31:01,926 --> 00:31:05,862
Then you got everything you ever
wanted. You might as well enjoy it.
356
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,132
All right, Jenna.
357
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,696
-Matty.
-Yeah.
358
00:31:17,508 --> 00:31:20,534
-Arrivederci.
-I'll see you.
359
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,237
-Matt.
-Yeah.
360
00:31:24,682 --> 00:31:25,944
Au revoir.
361
00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:03,842
-I'm Jenna, by the way.
-Yeah, I know. I'm Becky.
362
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:06,040
How old are you, anyway?
363
00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:08,879
-Thirteen.
-Me too.
364
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,313
Used to be.
365
00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:16,223
Why are you talking to me?
366
00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:20,721
-Why not? We are neighbors, right?
-But you usually ignore me.
367
00:33:23,534 --> 00:33:27,095
-I like your shoes.
-Thanks.
368
00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:28,533
I like your dress.
369
00:33:28,706 --> 00:33:32,198
It's because I've got these
incredible boobs to fill it out.
370
00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:36,136
-I like your bag.
-Thanks.
371
00:33:36,314 --> 00:33:39,181
You should come by sometime.
I've got a zillion of them.
372
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:42,376
-Really?
-Yeah, it'd be totally cool.
373
00:33:42,553 --> 00:33:44,748
Hey, Becky?
374
00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:48,221
-Can I ask you something?
-Yeah, sure.
375
00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:51,726
Can you tell I'm wearing underwear?
Because I totally am.
376
00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:55,423
I think that's kind of the point.
377
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:22,257
Try it. It's soft-shell crab.
378
00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:36,831
Thanks.
379
00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:51,318
Hi, Tom-Tom.
380
00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:54,583
Oh, God, no one's called me that
since I had my nose job.
381
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:57,694
-You had a nose job?
-Yeah, and yours is better.
382
00:34:57,862 --> 00:35:00,126
Anything to drink, ladies?
383
00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:04,200
-An apple martini.
-Can I have a lemonade, please?
384
00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:08,464
Oh, wait. Make it
a pina colada, not virgin.
385
00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:10,834
Do you wanna see my lD?
Totally have it.
386
00:35:11,008 --> 00:35:12,771
There you two are.
387
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,811
Lucy, very nice.
388
00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:18,005
Sort of a dangerous mermaid look.
389
00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:21,208
And you.... Barbie meets Britney.
390
00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:23,546
You look just
"scrum-didlee-umpcious"!
391
00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:25,621
I know. I mean, thank you.
392
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,850
Everybody Wang Chung tonight,
right?
393
00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:33,464
Here you go.
394
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,262
Thank you.
395
00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:43,034
-I'm sorry, it's late.
-We're keeping you up, are we?
396
00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:45,675
It's only 1 1 :00. Stay a while.
397
00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:56,280
It's 1 1 :00 on a school night
and I'm at a party. It's so cool.
398
00:35:56,454 --> 00:36:00,049
It's 1 1 :00 and people are leaving.
This is a disaster.
399
00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,691
It is?
400
00:36:01,859 --> 00:36:04,692
Speaking of disasters,
what is she doing here?
401
00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,262
-Who?
-Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett.
402
00:36:07,431 --> 00:36:09,956
Twelve o'clock and headed our way.
403
00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:15,538
Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling
like hotcakes. How's yours doing?
404
00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:19,802
My God, are things so bad you had
to come to our party to eat free food?
405
00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:22,002
Put some crab
in your purse for later.
406
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,843
You might want to keep some
of that biting wit for your magazine.
407
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,180
Or you could change the name
to something more appropriate...
408
00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:33,687
...Iike Poison or Pitiful.
Whatever's more pathetic.
409
00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:35,348
You know what?
410
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:40,725
You are rude and mean and sloppy
and frizzy. I don't like you at all.
411
00:36:41,098 --> 00:36:43,589
Well, fortunately,
I don't care about being liked.
412
00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:46,134
-I care about winning.
-This is delicious.
413
00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:50,670
Ladies.
414
00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:59,140
Do I smell?
415
00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:01,285
Do I have bad breath?
416
00:37:01,452 --> 00:37:06,253
-Am I malodorous in any way?
-No.
417
00:37:06,691 --> 00:37:10,218
People seem to be running for the exit
like someone set off a stink bomb.
418
00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:11,622
I don't smell anything.
419
00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,991
I think he means
the party is a stinker.
420
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:18,625
A dud. A flop. A zero
on a scale of one to 1 0.
421
00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:21,829
Maybe if somebody
played something else.
422
00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:24,474
-Something with a melody.
-Play whatever you want.
423
00:37:24,642 --> 00:37:29,136
All I know is if those people don't
start dancing really, really soon....
424
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:33,046
Here's to early retirement.
425
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:51,160
Matty! Matty, come here.
426
00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:56,432
-Hey.
-Matty, come here.
427
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,659
"Thriller." Matty.
428
00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:01,771
Me? No, no, no, no.
Take that thing away.
429
00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:04,902
-"Thriller." Come on.
-No way.
430
00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:07,010
Come on, man! Go!
431
00:39:07,778 --> 00:39:09,177
Jenna, no way.
432
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,110
Come on, let's go.
433
00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:12,943
I don't remember those moves.
434
00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:16,746
I haven't done this in 1 5 years.
What are you, crazy?
435
00:39:23,661 --> 00:39:25,458
Tear it up, dude!
436
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,868
-Come on, Matty.
-All right, all right.
437
00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:40,708
Okay, here we go.
438
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,287
Go, Arlene!
439
00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:06,598
Come on, let's go!
Let's go, Jenna!
440
00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:33,323
Go, Richard!
441
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,715
-Jenna. I'm sorry, I gotta go.
-What do you--?
442
00:40:55,886 --> 00:40:58,446
-I'm sorry.
-Wait. Don't.
443
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,821
Matt.
444
00:41:01,225 --> 00:41:04,558
Groove on, baby!
445
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:12,225
I adore you!
446
00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:39,526
-Miss, wait! Miss, wait!
-Your credit card. Your credit card!
447
00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,672
-Thank you.
-To being 30.
448
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,741
-I've decided it's gonna be awesome.
-Of course it is.
449
00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:29,311
You're thin, you're hot, you can
get any guy you want, "biatch."
450
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:33,314
Not to mention, biatch, the hottest
magazine editor in the world.
451
00:42:33,484 --> 00:42:35,145
Second hottest.
452
00:42:35,786 --> 00:42:37,413
-Tied for first?
-Deal.
453
00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:41,021
And speaking of hot....
454
00:42:41,191 --> 00:42:45,252
Mr. Hotty behind you is totally
scamming on you right now.
455
00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:58,636
He is not. He's totally cute.
456
00:42:58,809 --> 00:43:01,573
-Should I go talk to him?
-You're not married.
457
00:43:05,716 --> 00:43:07,308
Good.
458
00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:18,585
Hi.
459
00:43:20,631 --> 00:43:22,929
Could I borrow your ketchup?
460
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,761
Sure.
461
00:43:27,471 --> 00:43:29,939
I actually came over here...
462
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:32,337
...because I think you're really cute.
463
00:43:34,011 --> 00:43:38,107
-So do you wanna go out sometime?
-Yeah. Can you drive?
464
00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:42,241
Time to go. What, do you wanna
go to jail? I meant that guy.
465
00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:44,182
The man? Oh, gross.
466
00:43:44,888 --> 00:43:48,119
No more daiquiris for you tonight.
467
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:51,125
You can never find a taxi
in this neighborhood.
468
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,957
Oh, my God. It's the naked man.
469
00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:56,599
-Hey, beautiful.
-He thinks I'm beautiful?
470
00:43:56,767 --> 00:44:01,170
-Well, he should. He's your boyfriend.
-My boyfriend?
471
00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:05,602
Why is that lady asking
for my boyfriend's autograph?
472
00:44:05,776 --> 00:44:07,038
Thank you so much.
473
00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:09,236
He may not be
the best New York Ranger...
474
00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:11,540
...but he's the Ranger
with the best ass.
475
00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:14,712
Jenna?
476
00:44:15,352 --> 00:44:17,718
-Oh, my God. Matt. Hi!
-Hey.
477
00:44:18,555 --> 00:44:20,580
How are you?
478
00:44:21,191 --> 00:44:23,921
I'm sorry about the other night.
479
00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:27,552
-Beaver, is that you?
-Hey, Tom-Tom. How are you?
480
00:44:27,731 --> 00:44:29,858
You lost all your baby fat.
481
00:44:30,034 --> 00:44:33,834
-How does the Beave stay warm?
-Yeah, it's good to see you again too.
482
00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,700
I almost didn't recognize you.
Did you get a nose job?
483
00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:39,274
I can't believe you're here.
What're you doing?
484
00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:43,777
I'm-- I'm actually-- I'm doing
some shopping with my....
485
00:44:43,947 --> 00:44:46,177
Jenna, this is Wendy, my fiancee.
486
00:44:48,485 --> 00:44:50,180
-I'm Jenna.
-Matt told me about...
487
00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:54,017
...his blast from the past.
It was really sweet of you to stop by.
488
00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:57,388
Matty's the sweet one. I don't know
what I'd have done without him.
489
00:44:57,561 --> 00:45:00,359
-I'm sure you'll be fine.
-Are you a photographer too?
490
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:03,329
I see you guys have spent
so much time talking about me.
491
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:05,866
-Wendy's an anchorwoman.
-Anchorperson.
492
00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:08,834
I do the weather for WWEN
in Chicago.
493
00:45:09,006 --> 00:45:12,874
Matt and I were just talking about him
finally joining me in the Windy City.
494
00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:17,710
-You're moving to Chicago?
-We were just discu--
495
00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:20,213
We haven't really--
Is that Alex Carlson?
496
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,217
Jenna, sorry. Sorry I'm late.
497
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,718
Well, hi.
498
00:45:25,656 --> 00:45:27,385
-Hey. Who are you folks?
-Hey.
499
00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:31,050
I'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt
and this is his friend, Wendy.
500
00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:37,326
-Fiancee.
-Right. So weird. And this is....
501
00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:41,895
You're Alex Carlson. Nice to meet you.
You're a great hockey player.
502
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:43,562
-I'm a big fan.
-Thank you.
503
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:48,235
You want me to sign your shirt or
your forehead? Now, I don't do butts.
504
00:45:49,313 --> 00:45:50,746
I'm just joshing you. Sorry.
505
00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:54,975
I crack a lot of jokes after we win, on
account of I'm in such a good mood.
506
00:45:57,855 --> 00:46:00,949
Okay, well, we should
probably get going.
507
00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:03,616
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to see you folks.
508
00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:06,922
Nice to see you folks. Bye.
509
00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:13,101
You mind if I steal her
from you for the night?
510
00:46:13,403 --> 00:46:16,372
Nope. I actually had my eye
on something better inside...
511
00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:19,998
...so I'll see you guys later.
Have a good night.
512
00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:22,907
Excuse me one second. Lucy?
513
00:46:24,882 --> 00:46:27,316
Should I go to his place alone?
514
00:46:27,484 --> 00:46:31,750
Yeah. Why not?
Go play. You deserve it.
515
00:46:31,922 --> 00:46:34,755
Play. You mean
like games and stuff?
516
00:46:34,925 --> 00:46:41,330
Yeah, games. All kinds of games.
517
00:46:53,710 --> 00:46:56,076
I couldn't wait to see you tonight.
518
00:46:57,414 --> 00:46:59,279
You wanna play a game?
519
00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:02,475
-Do you have Battleship?
-Yeah, I have Battleship.
520
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:05,554
I'll show you my destroyer.
521
00:47:05,722 --> 00:47:09,590
-I call the red board.
-Well, I call the blue board.
522
00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:19,898
What?
523
00:47:24,408 --> 00:47:27,400
Okay. I know. I forgot.
524
00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:32,174
I owe you one raunchy striptease.
525
00:47:42,993 --> 00:47:44,620
Oh, God.
526
00:47:45,429 --> 00:47:47,863
Oh, gross.
527
00:47:53,770 --> 00:47:59,367
Who's got the moves
on the ice and off the ice, ice, baby?
528
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:03,877
Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't wanna see
that thing again. Put it away.
529
00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,878
Put it away!
530
00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:08,074
God.
531
00:48:13,624 --> 00:48:17,651
We can play Monopoly!
We can play Parcheesi!
532
00:48:18,762 --> 00:48:21,390
He didn't have Battleship.
He didn't have any games.
533
00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:23,089
Boys are so stupid.
534
00:48:23,267 --> 00:48:25,963
Becky, it's even worse than you think.
535
00:48:26,136 --> 00:48:28,764
How come the ones
that you like never like you?
536
00:48:28,939 --> 00:48:33,205
Well, you have to fight for what
you want. Rule number one:
537
00:48:33,377 --> 00:48:35,641
Love is a battlefield.
538
00:48:35,812 --> 00:48:39,942
That's deep. Really deep.
539
00:48:40,117 --> 00:48:43,883
-Good luck with fractions.
-Have fun at work.
540
00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:47,648
To the office, Tom.
541
00:48:49,693 --> 00:48:52,296
"Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm."
542
00:48:52,296 --> 00:48:53,320
"Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm."
543
00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:57,893
-I didn't know there were 57.
-"T ouch-her-there underwear."
544
00:48:58,068 --> 00:49:00,263
No.
545
00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:02,837
"He loves you, but...."
546
00:49:03,006 --> 00:49:05,406
-"He loves your butt."
-Yes.
547
00:49:05,575 --> 00:49:08,305
-"He lies, he cheats...
-So typical.
548
00:49:08,478 --> 00:49:11,413
...what are you doing wrong?"
549
00:49:15,419 --> 00:49:19,822
There's no easy way of saying this,
so I'm just gonna come out with it.
550
00:49:22,059 --> 00:49:25,654
The circs are in.
Our numbers are dismal.
551
00:49:25,829 --> 00:49:31,199
We're below 600,000 total circulation.
Sparkle is closing in on a million.
552
00:49:31,368 --> 00:49:37,466
I've come off the phone with corporate
and they have dropped the R word.
553
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,768
Redesign?
554
00:49:39,943 --> 00:49:41,808
Redesign Poise?
555
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:44,573
Wait. Sparkle copies everything
we come up with...
556
00:49:44,748 --> 00:49:46,943
...and we have to redesign?
That's bullshit.
557
00:49:47,117 --> 00:49:53,056
Well, either we redesign and bring up
our numbers or they pull the plug.
558
00:49:53,223 --> 00:49:55,589
Richard, redesign is a death sentence.
559
00:49:55,759 --> 00:49:59,559
No, it's not. It's a chance
to have some fun.
560
00:50:00,097 --> 00:50:04,898
Let Sparkle have all our
secondhand, stale, grody ideas.
561
00:50:05,068 --> 00:50:07,798
We'll open up the F.O.B.,
overhaul the B.O.B.
562
00:50:07,971 --> 00:50:11,065
It's time for us to prove
we have some poise left.
563
00:50:11,241 --> 00:50:16,235
Well, I shall be leaving it
to my dynamic duo...
564
00:50:16,413 --> 00:50:18,904
...to come up with something
utterly fabulous.
565
00:50:20,617 --> 00:50:25,350
We have two weeks,
four hours and 30 minutes.
566
00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:29,117
-I have your urgent messages.
-Let's hear them.
567
00:50:29,292 --> 00:50:31,487
Well, okay.
568
00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:34,357
Emily Pratt called
and wanted me to tell you:
569
00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:38,399
"l can't believe you scooped my story
on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting bitch.
570
00:50:38,568 --> 00:50:40,832
That was a new level
of sleaze, even for you.
571
00:50:41,004 --> 00:50:43,336
I hope you die in one
of her casual pantsuits."
572
00:50:43,507 --> 00:50:46,499
Oh, my God, that was so mean.
573
00:50:46,676 --> 00:50:50,908
Miss Lewis called. She said,
"l hope you choke on your own bile...
574
00:50:51,081 --> 00:50:55,040
...you pretentious, conniving snake."
575
00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:57,482
-Maybe I should read them myself.
-Good.
576
00:50:57,654 --> 00:51:00,122
Oh, great.
577
00:51:04,327 --> 00:51:07,296
-Miss Rink's line.
-Put that little bitch on the phone now.
578
00:51:07,464 --> 00:51:10,262
Please don't take that tone.
I'm just her assistant.
579
00:51:10,434 --> 00:51:11,662
Tell her to call Todd.
580
00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:18,136
"Sweet bottom, you seem uptight.
Let me come over and give you my...."
581
00:51:26,316 --> 00:51:29,114
-Yes.
-Alex is on line one, Miss Rink.
582
00:51:29,286 --> 00:51:33,120
Oh, gag me. Can you
please tell him I'm busy?
583
00:51:33,290 --> 00:51:37,021
Okay, but he wants to know
what time would be good for dinner.
584
00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:40,595
How about in 1 0 zillion years?
Ask him how that works.
585
00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:44,029
-Okay, I'll ask.
-Okay.
586
00:51:48,205 --> 00:51:50,366
-Yeah?
-I'm sorry to bother you again.
587
00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:52,838
-Pete Hansen is here to see you.
-Who?
588
00:51:53,009 --> 00:51:56,308
Tracy from the
art department's husband.
589
00:51:56,913 --> 00:51:59,245
Oh, okay. Sure.
590
00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:14,388
I was just dropping off Tracy's lunch,
thought I'd say hello.
591
00:52:16,933 --> 00:52:20,198
You brought Tracy her lunch?
That's so sw--
592
00:52:23,573 --> 00:52:25,541
What are you doing?
593
00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:27,472
What's wrong, pooky?
594
00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:29,339
"Pooky"?
595
00:52:29,513 --> 00:52:33,040
Pukey. You're married,
and to a girl I work with.
596
00:52:33,216 --> 00:52:37,084
Well, that didn't stop us from rattling
some desk drawers loose last week.
597
00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:41,548
So come on.
Lie down and take a memo.
598
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:54,194
Listen, hire the best photographer,
and I don't want Jenna to find out.
599
00:52:54,371 --> 00:52:56,362
-No. Roger that.
-Okay?
600
00:52:56,540 --> 00:53:00,499
God, what is up with her lately,
anyway? I mean, she seems so lost.
601
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:04,135
I have no idea. I'm getting
so sick of having her around...
602
00:53:04,314 --> 00:53:06,612
...with this crazy new act
she has going on.
603
00:53:06,783 --> 00:53:09,843
You know how she stole
Charlotte's idea and then fired her?
604
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,318
I say we go ahead
with our own presentation...
605
00:53:12,489 --> 00:53:14,286
...and let her fall on her ass.
606
00:53:14,457 --> 00:53:16,652
Oh, God, yeah.
607
00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:50,551
Okay, you're not Cajun.
608
00:53:52,429 --> 00:53:55,626
-Wanna go for a walk?
-Sure.
609
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:05,337
I still can't believe
you're getting married.
610
00:54:05,508 --> 00:54:08,306
In two weeks.
611
00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:13,849
Is she your soul mate, Wendy?
612
00:54:14,818 --> 00:54:19,949
My soul mate? I don't know if I believe
in those. I think that's kind of naive.
613
00:54:20,490 --> 00:54:24,551
But you get goose bumps
when you're around her...
614
00:54:24,728 --> 00:54:26,753
...and butterflies?
615
00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:32,027
No, I haven't gotten crazy like that
about a girl since high school.
616
00:54:32,636 --> 00:54:34,627
Matty.
617
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,731
What--? What happened to us?
618
00:54:39,909 --> 00:54:42,377
I mean, how come
we never stayed friends?
619
00:54:44,714 --> 00:54:46,579
I don't know. I forget.
620
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:49,150
No, what happened?
621
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:54,081
I don't know. I can pretty much
peg it to your 1 3th birthday party...
622
00:54:54,257 --> 00:54:56,885
...when you were playing that game.
Spin the Rapist?
623
00:54:57,060 --> 00:54:59,187
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
Everybody ditched.
624
00:54:59,362 --> 00:55:01,694
And that is the last thing I remember.
625
00:55:02,732 --> 00:55:05,394
We don't have to get into this.
It's a long time ago.
626
00:55:05,568 --> 00:55:08,537
-lt really doesn't matter anymore.
-lt matters to me.
627
00:55:08,705 --> 00:55:10,673
Just tell me.
628
00:55:13,943 --> 00:55:15,501
You came out of the closet...
629
00:55:15,679 --> 00:55:19,012
...and I started to sing
my birthday song to you.
630
00:55:19,182 --> 00:55:22,208
And then you picked up
and threw at me...
631
00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:24,410
...with impressive force, I might add...
632
00:55:24,587 --> 00:55:28,023
...the dream house that I spent
three weeks building for you.
633
00:55:28,191 --> 00:55:31,354
And then you just stopped
being my friend...
634
00:55:31,528 --> 00:55:35,430
...and you never spoke to me
again after that, ever.
635
00:55:38,902 --> 00:55:41,097
I'm so sorry.
636
00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:44,697
Forget it, Jenna. It was a long
time ago. It doesn't matter.
637
00:55:44,874 --> 00:55:48,401
Matt, stop being so nice to me.
I don't deserve it.
638
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,105
Do you know what
kind of person I am now?
639
00:55:52,282 --> 00:55:55,217
Do you know who I am right now? I....
640
00:55:57,387 --> 00:56:00,220
I don't have any real friends. I....
641
00:56:00,390 --> 00:56:03,325
I did something bad
with a married guy.
642
00:56:03,493 --> 00:56:06,428
I don't talk to my mom and dad.
643
00:56:07,230 --> 00:56:10,222
I'm not a nice person.
And the thing is...
644
00:56:11,801 --> 00:56:13,962
...I'm not 1 3 anymore.
645
00:56:18,508 --> 00:56:20,373
Jenna.
646
00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:38,793
Behind you.
647
00:58:12,121 --> 00:58:14,919
Oh, it's good to be home.
648
00:58:24,467 --> 00:58:26,298
-Daddy.
-Jenna?
649
00:58:26,469 --> 00:58:28,903
What in the world?
650
00:58:29,839 --> 00:58:31,830
-Sweetheart.
-I missed you guys so much.
651
00:58:32,008 --> 00:58:34,408
Are you all right?
652
00:59:38,341 --> 00:59:40,571
Mom.
653
00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:44,179
Do you ever wish you could go back...
654
00:59:44,347 --> 00:59:45,974
...Iike to another time?
655
00:59:46,149 --> 00:59:49,550
I wouldn't mind giving back
some of these wrinkles.
656
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:52,488
Okay.
657
00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:58,588
If you were given one do-over,
anything in your life, what would it be?
658
01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,530
Nothing.
659
01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:09,729
-Really?
-Really.
660
01:00:09,906 --> 01:00:12,397
But did you ever make
a big mistake?
661
01:00:12,575 --> 01:00:16,067
Or a huge one that could
change your life? What about that?
662
01:00:16,245 --> 01:00:18,975
Well, Jenna, I know
I made a lot of mistakes...
663
01:00:19,148 --> 01:00:21,673
...but I don't regret
making any of them.
664
01:00:22,418 --> 01:00:23,783
How come?
665
01:00:24,587 --> 01:00:26,612
Because if I hadn't have
made them...
666
01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:29,724
...I wouldn't have learned
how to make things right.
667
01:00:38,234 --> 01:00:41,032
I'm sorry I missed last Christmas.
668
01:01:21,978 --> 01:01:24,469
Carrie, I'm heading out, okay?
669
01:01:27,216 --> 01:01:29,116
I'm so exhausted.
670
01:01:29,285 --> 01:01:31,116
-Jenna's working late.
-She has been.
671
01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:43,889
-Hey.
-Hey.
672
01:01:44,067 --> 01:01:47,730
I was gonna stop by your office.
I tried to call you a bunch of times.
673
01:01:47,904 --> 01:01:51,863
-I didn't get any messages.
-I was in a hurry.
674
01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:54,305
But I did try to reach you.
675
01:01:54,477 --> 01:01:58,777
I actually wanted to talk to you
about this whole redesign thing.
676
01:01:58,948 --> 01:02:02,384
I hope you don't mind, but I've been
working on something on my own.
677
01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:05,350
It's really last-minute.
678
01:02:05,521 --> 01:02:09,218
-I hope you don't mind.
-No, of course not...
679
01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:11,860
...because I'm doing the same thing.
680
01:02:24,107 --> 01:02:27,406
-Hey, Jenna.
-Hey.
681
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,444
Someone's got
a big photo shoot going on.
682
01:02:30,613 --> 01:02:32,308
-Yeah.
-What's happening?
683
01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:35,417
-Did you bring them?
-Oh, yeah, I got a few.
684
01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:38,083
-What are you doing?
-I'm hiring you.
685
01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:41,451
Actually, Poise
is hiring you for the week.
686
01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:43,889
Here.
687
01:02:50,733 --> 01:02:53,327
This is the first half.
The rest when we finish.
688
01:02:53,503 --> 01:02:56,870
I could really use this, but you
don't need to do me any favors.
689
01:02:57,039 --> 01:03:00,133
I'm asking you to do me a favor.
I love your work.
690
01:03:01,177 --> 01:03:02,940
I hope you'll do this with me.
691
01:03:05,481 --> 01:03:10,544
You know, I've seen your magazine.
My stuff is not your style at all.
692
01:03:12,822 --> 01:03:14,847
Exactly.
693
01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:18,325
Who gets Francis?
694
01:03:18,861 --> 01:03:22,024
There we go.
Okay, let's do it.
695
01:03:22,198 --> 01:03:24,428
Up, up!
696
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,296
-Okay, everybody.
-Okay, everybody, climb up there.
697
01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:29,199
Lots of energy.
698
01:03:29,372 --> 01:03:32,808
-All right. Nice. You're the real deal.
-Keep up the flag.
699
01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:37,105
All right. Jenna, this is
your class of 2004.
700
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,544
All right, guys. Ready?
701
01:03:49,992 --> 01:03:53,052
Very good. Very good.
702
01:05:20,483 --> 01:05:23,213
-They're beautiful.
-Yeah, they came out okay, huh?
703
01:05:23,386 --> 01:05:24,751
-I think so.
-Yeah.
704
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:27,549
-Do you?
-I do, yeah.
705
01:05:36,465 --> 01:05:38,797
Yeah, it's getting late.
I should get home.
706
01:05:38,968 --> 01:05:41,061
It's getting pretty late here.
707
01:05:41,237 --> 01:05:44,229
You know what I wish I had
right now?
708
01:05:44,407 --> 01:05:46,170
No, what?
709
01:05:46,342 --> 01:05:48,435
Razzles.
710
01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,636
Razzles?
711
01:05:50,813 --> 01:05:54,214
I haven't had Razzles...
712
01:05:55,251 --> 01:05:57,082
-...in 1 5 years.
-Remember...
713
01:05:57,253 --> 01:06:00,017
-...they're both a candy and a gum.
-That's incredible.
714
01:06:00,189 --> 01:06:03,454
I can't believe they had them.
Okay, don't waste a minute.
715
01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:06,595
It's been a long time. Careful.
716
01:06:08,064 --> 01:06:09,725
Yeah.
717
01:06:12,101 --> 01:06:13,932
What are you laughing at?
718
01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:15,661
I don't know.
719
01:06:15,838 --> 01:06:19,865
Life. Timing. Being here with you,
eating Razzles.
720
01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:27,481
I've had a really great time
working with you this week.
721
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:28,947
-Me too.
-And everything.
722
01:06:29,118 --> 01:06:30,745
Yeah.
723
01:06:32,955 --> 01:06:34,513
Hey, Matty.
724
01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:37,922
Tell me something.
725
01:06:38,094 --> 01:06:40,187
What color is my tongue?
726
01:06:40,363 --> 01:06:42,627
-What?
-What color is my tongue?
727
01:06:42,798 --> 01:06:44,766
It's red. I don't know. Red.
728
01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:47,095
"Red" red? Or tongue red?
729
01:06:47,703 --> 01:06:49,500
Razzle red.
730
01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:51,162
-Show me yours.
-What?
731
01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:54,207
-Your tongue. I showed you mine.
-I'm not showing you.
732
01:06:54,377 --> 01:06:56,402
Show me your tongue.
I showed you mine.
733
01:06:56,579 --> 01:06:59,742
-I didn't ask to see yours.
-Matty, I need to see your tongue.
734
01:07:02,184 --> 01:07:04,209
Razzle red.
735
01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:09,791
You wanna know a secret?
736
01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,892
Yeah.
737
01:07:13,062 --> 01:07:15,394
You're the sweetest guy
I've ever known.
738
01:07:20,369 --> 01:07:22,530
I bet I can still beat you off the jump.
739
01:07:26,342 --> 01:07:28,867
Whoever goes the furthest,
the other owes a drink.
740
01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:31,206
-An Orange Julius.
-Upping the stakes.
741
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:34,440
And dinner Friday night at 8:00...
742
01:07:34,617 --> 01:07:37,085
...at the 24th Street Diner...
743
01:07:37,253 --> 01:07:39,813
...to celebrate our redesign
being chosen.
744
01:07:39,989 --> 01:07:42,253
Deal. One.
745
01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:46,285
-Two.
-Two.
746
01:07:47,296 --> 01:07:49,025
-Three!
-Three!
747
01:07:52,168 --> 01:07:53,567
Are you okay?
748
01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:55,863
I should've tucked and rolled.
749
01:07:56,038 --> 01:07:57,665
I'm getting old.
750
01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,831
No, you're not,
because that means I am.
751
01:08:00,009 --> 01:08:01,442
Well?
752
01:08:07,683 --> 01:08:08,980
-Hey.
-Yeah?
753
01:08:09,151 --> 01:08:11,119
You got arm hair.
754
01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:15,349
It's never quite got
that reaction before.
755
01:08:48,991 --> 01:08:51,084
It was like it wasn't even me.
756
01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:53,228
Like I had just...
757
01:08:53,395 --> 01:08:56,728
...watched us down below, kissing.
758
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,964
Then I just floated home on a cloud.
759
01:09:03,272 --> 01:09:05,740
That is so romantic.
760
01:09:09,178 --> 01:09:11,305
-Look.
-You've got goose bumps.
761
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:14,108
I totally know. They won't go away.
762
01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:16,508
Do you love him?
763
01:09:16,685 --> 01:09:18,550
Duh.
764
01:09:19,255 --> 01:09:20,984
When will you see him again?
765
01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:23,717
I don't know, actually.
I don't know if I can.
766
01:09:23,893 --> 01:09:27,226
-What? Why?
-It's complicated.
767
01:09:27,396 --> 01:09:29,523
It's a grownup thing.
768
01:09:30,799 --> 01:09:33,791
Well, at least you have
someone to dream about.
769
01:09:33,969 --> 01:09:36,904
Guys don't wanna jump your bones
when you're a metal-mouth.
770
01:09:37,072 --> 01:09:40,166
What is that attitude?
We are young.
771
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:45,045
Heartache to heartache, we stand.
772
01:09:45,214 --> 01:09:48,672
Love is a battlefield.
773
01:10:21,784 --> 01:10:24,651
But I like it like this,
with freckle girl and the dog.
774
01:10:25,454 --> 01:10:28,446
-These photos are unbelievable, Jen.
-Okay, here's the dog.
775
01:10:28,624 --> 01:10:31,354
-Francis is the dog's name.
-Okay. What do you think?
776
01:10:31,527 --> 01:10:35,964
Well, I think I'm gonna start reading
Poise for the first time in my life.
777
01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:55,243
No, I got a place I rent in Brooklyn.
778
01:10:55,684 --> 01:11:00,144
That'll work? All right,
I'll see you then. Bye-bye.
779
01:11:04,159 --> 01:11:08,027
Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you--
780
01:11:08,197 --> 01:11:10,961
Wendy. I thought you were
flying in tomorrow.
781
01:11:11,133 --> 01:11:13,727
What, are you expecting
someone else?
782
01:11:14,503 --> 01:11:15,765
No. Hi.
783
01:11:15,938 --> 01:11:17,872
I wanna take you to lunch. Hungry?
784
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:21,441
Yeah, yeah. What a surprise.
785
01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:23,168
Okay, where do you...?
786
01:11:23,345 --> 01:11:25,677
-How was your flight?
-lt was good.
787
01:11:25,848 --> 01:11:28,715
You can take pictures of
vitamin bottles anywhere.
788
01:11:28,884 --> 01:11:32,081
And I was just thinking that we
should try to resolve this now.
789
01:11:32,254 --> 01:11:37,214
Instead of being a commuter couple
during our first year of marriage.
790
01:11:38,894 --> 01:11:40,589
What?
791
01:11:40,763 --> 01:11:42,731
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
792
01:11:42,898 --> 01:11:45,458
Could you...? I missed that.
793
01:11:46,735 --> 01:11:48,828
-Arlene, do you have any more--?
-Jenna.
794
01:11:49,438 --> 01:11:52,305
My balls, excuse my French,
are in an iron vice.
795
01:11:52,474 --> 01:11:56,240
Corporate are twisting like a bunch
of dominatrixes on steroids.
796
01:11:56,412 --> 01:11:59,745
Now Lucy's presenting her own
redesign. Tell me what's going on.
797
01:11:59,915 --> 01:12:02,315
What is going on is you
will have more choices.
798
01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:06,386
All respect to Lucy, I'm more anxious
to know what you're working on.
799
01:12:06,555 --> 01:12:08,580
-Thank you.
-I'm not complimenting you...
800
01:12:08,757 --> 01:12:10,315
...I'm trying to pressure you.
801
01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:13,256
How long until your balls
get totally squished?
802
01:12:13,429 --> 01:12:16,262
Hopefully never. I'm really rather
attached to my balls.
803
01:12:16,432 --> 01:12:18,400
Can they hang in there till 5?
804
01:12:19,301 --> 01:12:21,599
Jenna, you are not yourself
at the moment.
805
01:12:21,770 --> 01:12:26,104
Since when do you keep me out of
the loop? I'm really freaking out here.
806
01:12:26,275 --> 01:12:29,142
-The rest of the prints are ready.
-Goody. Hang in there.
807
01:12:29,311 --> 01:12:31,245
Why does nobody listen
to a word I say?
808
01:12:31,413 --> 01:12:33,847
Arlene, aren't you coming?
809
01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:37,417
Oh, you're invited, are you?
Okay, bye-bye.
810
01:12:37,586 --> 01:12:40,111
Oh, no, excuse me.
Go ahead.
811
01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:42,991
You know, what am l?
I'm just the...
812
01:12:43,158 --> 01:12:46,958
...editor in chief. Whatever.
813
01:12:47,129 --> 01:12:51,429
We've gotta go to 23rd, please,
between 5th and 6th.
814
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:55,092
-It's 29 West 23rd.
-You got it, lady.
815
01:12:55,270 --> 01:12:57,906
The new and improved Poise
will explore the last frontier.
816
01:12:57,906 --> 01:13:00,670
The new and improved Poise
will explore the last frontier.
817
01:13:00,843 --> 01:13:03,437
It will go heroin chic one better.
818
01:13:03,612 --> 01:13:05,204
It will OD.
819
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:08,179
It will kill.
820
01:13:08,350 --> 01:13:11,513
Cause of death? Chicness.
821
01:13:11,687 --> 01:13:17,023
The new Poise will go farther than
any fashion magazine ever before.
822
01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:20,320
It will be deadly serious.
823
01:13:20,496 --> 01:13:23,021
Fashion suicide.
824
01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:28,794
So, what do you think?
825
01:13:39,181 --> 01:13:40,671
Thank you, sir.
826
01:13:40,849 --> 01:13:43,613
-How much time do we have?
-We have two minutes. Hurry.
827
01:13:49,825 --> 01:13:52,020
Jeez. Such a bitch.
828
01:14:01,537 --> 01:14:03,528
I know this is different.
829
01:14:03,705 --> 01:14:06,299
I mean, from anything
we've ever done.
830
01:14:06,475 --> 01:14:11,139
And I know you might hate it
and think I'm completely crazy.
831
01:14:12,147 --> 01:14:14,877
But I won't care, even if I get fired.
832
01:14:15,050 --> 01:14:19,851
And I don't mean that disrespectfully,
it's just that I've realized something.
833
01:14:22,057 --> 01:14:24,218
Who are these women?
834
01:14:24,393 --> 01:14:26,088
Does anyone know?
835
01:14:26,261 --> 01:14:28,821
I don't recognize any of them.
836
01:14:33,735 --> 01:14:35,794
I wanna see...
837
01:14:35,971 --> 01:14:39,099
...my best friend's big sister...
838
01:14:41,009 --> 01:14:43,671
...and the girls from the
soccer team.
839
01:14:44,213 --> 01:14:46,408
My next-door neighbor.
840
01:14:46,582 --> 01:14:49,915
Real women who are smart and pretty
and happy to be who they are.
841
01:14:50,085 --> 01:14:52,519
These are the women
to look up to.
842
01:14:57,392 --> 01:15:00,555
Let's put life back
into the magazine.
843
01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:05,360
And fun and laughter and silliness.
844
01:15:06,602 --> 01:15:11,539
I think we all-- I think all of us
wanna feel something...
845
01:15:12,608 --> 01:15:15,941
...that we've forgotten
or turned our backs on.
846
01:15:16,845 --> 01:15:21,111
Because maybe we didn't realize
how much we were leaving behind.
847
01:15:27,623 --> 01:15:30,888
We need to remember
what used to be good.
848
01:15:37,966 --> 01:15:39,900
If we don't...
849
01:15:40,068 --> 01:15:44,027
...we won't recognize it
even if it hits us between the eyes.
850
01:15:47,476 --> 01:15:49,307
I just....
851
01:15:52,514 --> 01:15:54,982
Bravo!
852
01:15:59,154 --> 01:16:01,622
Brilliant.
853
01:16:03,592 --> 01:16:08,086
We will present this to corporate
first thing tomorrow morning.
854
01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:16,465
-So who's this mystery photographer?
-Matt Flamhaff.
855
01:16:16,638 --> 01:16:18,572
Is he Arthur or Martha?
856
01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:20,401
Matt. He's Matt.
857
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:24,103
No, no. Is he gay?
858
01:16:24,279 --> 01:16:26,645
Are you gay?
859
01:17:36,952 --> 01:17:38,920
-City and listing?
-Manhattan.
860
01:17:39,087 --> 01:17:42,181
Sparkle magazine on Park Avenue.
861
01:17:43,091 --> 01:17:45,753
-Sparkle magazine.
-Trish Sackett, please.
862
01:17:58,940 --> 01:18:03,206
Jenna, I'm sorry to barge in on you like
this, but I really have to talk to you--
863
01:18:03,378 --> 01:18:05,903
Hey, Beaver.
864
01:18:06,081 --> 01:18:08,743
I mean Matt. I'm sorry.
865
01:18:08,917 --> 01:18:10,441
Old habits die hard, you know.
866
01:18:10,619 --> 01:18:11,881
Fine. Is Jenna around?
867
01:18:12,054 --> 01:18:15,421
Are you here about your photos?
868
01:18:16,158 --> 01:18:18,854
No, actually, I'm not.
869
01:18:19,027 --> 01:18:21,086
I guess I should just tell you...
870
01:18:21,263 --> 01:18:24,528
...that Jenna's decided to go
in a different direction...
871
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:28,898
...with a more established
photographer.
872
01:18:29,071 --> 01:18:34,771
She's gonna use the guy who shoots
the official photos of her sweetie pie.
873
01:18:34,943 --> 01:18:38,606
So don't take it personally,
because there's just a little bias.
874
01:18:38,780 --> 01:18:42,307
I'm sorry to be so honest
with you, because...
875
01:18:42,484 --> 01:18:45,146
...I think your pictures
are really cute.
876
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:47,083
It was nice talking to you.
877
01:18:47,255 --> 01:18:50,986
Hey, Matt. While I've got you here,
do you wanna sign a general release?
878
01:18:51,159 --> 01:18:53,457
Maybe we can use your
pictures in a catalog.
879
01:18:53,628 --> 01:18:55,425
Fine.
880
01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:58,888
Hi.
881
01:19:59,060 --> 01:20:02,188
-Jenny, right?
-Jenna.
882
01:20:03,231 --> 01:20:04,459
I was looking for Matt.
883
01:20:04,633 --> 01:20:08,000
I wanted to tell him some really great
news about his photographs.
884
01:20:08,170 --> 01:20:09,398
Everybody loved them.
885
01:20:09,571 --> 01:20:13,268
That's great. I'll tell him when he gets
back. He's out getting his tux.
886
01:20:13,441 --> 01:20:16,274
-His tux?
-I know. Men.
887
01:20:16,444 --> 01:20:18,173
Everything's the last minute.
888
01:20:18,346 --> 01:20:20,712
I mean, hello. We're getting
married tomorrow.
889
01:20:20,882 --> 01:20:25,285
This'll be the cutest little backyard
wedding since I don't know when.
890
01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:28,422
-Congratulations.
-Thanks. I'll tell Matt you stopped by.
891
01:20:28,590 --> 01:20:30,785
-Okay.
-Bye.
892
01:20:40,702 --> 01:20:45,036
We wanna feel something
again that we've forgotten.
893
01:20:45,207 --> 01:20:48,608
Because we didn't stop to notice
how much we were leaving behind.
894
01:20:49,444 --> 01:20:52,811
We need to remember
what used to be good.
895
01:20:56,785 --> 01:20:58,047
You ready?
896
01:21:00,121 --> 01:21:02,021
The meeting's cancelled, Jenna.
897
01:21:02,190 --> 01:21:03,817
What, until tomorrow?
898
01:21:03,992 --> 01:21:05,459
It's over.
899
01:21:07,095 --> 01:21:08,722
It's over?
900
01:21:09,965 --> 01:21:11,899
Lucy....
901
01:21:12,067 --> 01:21:15,264
She took all your designs
to Sparkle. Everything.
902
01:21:15,437 --> 01:21:17,496
She's their new editor in chief.
903
01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:20,231
Your photos showed up
in Sparkle Online last night.
904
01:21:20,408 --> 01:21:22,137
They're in outdoor ads everywhere.
905
01:21:22,310 --> 01:21:24,471
She can't take Matt's pictures.
Those belong to us.
906
01:21:24,646 --> 01:21:27,877
-She can't do it!
-She can, and she is.
907
01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:30,540
She got him to sign this.
908
01:21:37,025 --> 01:21:38,617
Lucy, you stole Matt's pictures.
909
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:42,425
Oh, which one do you wanna be
today, the pot or the kettle?
910
01:21:42,597 --> 01:21:44,690
If you don't mind,
I'd like to be the pot.
911
01:21:44,866 --> 01:21:47,892
Maybe the kettle. It doesn't really
matter. They're both black.
912
01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:51,596
-What are you talking about?
-I found this in your office yesterday.
913
01:21:51,773 --> 01:21:54,241
Does it look familiar?
It has your name on it.
914
01:21:54,409 --> 01:21:57,537
-You went through my things?
-Oh, give me a break.
915
01:21:57,712 --> 01:22:00,374
How horrible. How terrible.
I can't believe I did it.
916
01:22:00,548 --> 01:22:01,981
What is this?
917
01:22:02,150 --> 01:22:05,176
You can wipe off the "Bambi
watching her mother get shot...
918
01:22:05,353 --> 01:22:08,254
...and strapped to the back of
a van" look from your face.
919
01:22:08,423 --> 01:22:10,482
I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday.
920
01:22:10,659 --> 01:22:13,753
It's okay, Jenna. I know all
about your little deal.
921
01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,920
It's a sweet little deal, actually.
922
01:22:16,097 --> 01:22:18,793
Editor in chief if you help them
hit a million copies?
923
01:22:18,967 --> 01:22:20,832
-So you'd give them tips.
-Oh, my God.
924
01:22:21,002 --> 01:22:24,904
Not bad. I just wish I would
have thought of it.
925
01:22:25,073 --> 01:22:27,837
-Oh, no.
-Oh, yes.
926
01:22:28,009 --> 01:22:31,172
Only, now I'm taking your job,
you stay here with the magazine...
927
01:22:31,346 --> 01:22:33,439
...you single-handedly flushed
down the toilet.
928
01:22:33,915 --> 01:22:35,439
What about Matt?
929
01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:37,983
Why did he sign this?
What did you say to him?
930
01:22:38,153 --> 01:22:40,314
Let's see. I think that I told him...
931
01:22:40,488 --> 01:22:43,389
...you had decided to go
in a different direction.
932
01:22:43,758 --> 01:22:45,521
Which you are now.
933
01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:52,657
I might have told him something else,
too, but I just can't remember.
934
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:09,040
George Washington Bridge,
New Jersey.
935
01:24:20,288 --> 01:24:21,619
Jenna.
936
01:24:21,790 --> 01:24:24,657
-Jenna Rink.
-Yeah?
937
01:24:24,826 --> 01:24:27,226
Chris Grandy.
938
01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,488
So, what are you doing?
Are you married?
939
01:24:29,664 --> 01:24:33,293
Because if you're single,
I definitely want a number.
940
01:24:33,468 --> 01:24:34,765
We could get together.
941
01:24:34,936 --> 01:24:36,631
I'm still living at home--
942
01:24:36,805 --> 01:24:38,864
-Come on, Grandy! Come on.
-Holy Christ!
943
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:43,340
This is the tune we first
tangled tongues to.
944
01:24:43,511 --> 01:24:45,843
What's the dude who sings this?
945
01:24:46,014 --> 01:24:49,313
-Rick Springsteen.
-It's Springfield, Grandy.
946
01:24:49,484 --> 01:24:51,145
I'm out of here.
947
01:24:51,319 --> 01:24:54,777
I thought you wanted my number.
948
01:25:19,314 --> 01:25:21,214
I'll take these.
949
01:25:23,184 --> 01:25:24,617
Good afternoon.
950
01:25:26,821 --> 01:25:28,083
You remember, Wayne.
951
01:25:28,256 --> 01:25:31,885
It was with the Flamhaffs
at San Ysidro Ranch.
952
01:25:32,060 --> 01:25:34,790
San Ysidro Ranch.
953
01:25:35,463 --> 01:25:39,923
It's so pretty. It's perfect.
It looks great.
954
01:25:54,449 --> 01:25:56,679
Hi.
955
01:25:56,851 --> 01:25:58,443
Hey.
956
01:26:04,225 --> 01:26:08,161
I don't know what Lucy said to you
about me, but I want you to know...
957
01:26:08,329 --> 01:26:11,196
...that whoever that was she
was talking about...
958
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,025
...wasn't me.
959
01:26:16,704 --> 01:26:18,365
It doesn't matter what Lucy said.
960
01:26:18,540 --> 01:26:22,340
I stopped trusting her after she stole
my Pop Rocks in the third grade.
961
01:26:24,212 --> 01:26:25,907
Matt.
962
01:26:27,882 --> 01:26:33,286
I am not the awful person
that I know that I was.
963
01:26:33,454 --> 01:26:35,718
I don't even know that person.
964
01:26:37,225 --> 01:26:39,853
And I'd like to believe....
965
01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:43,725
I have to believe
that if you knew that...
966
01:26:43,898 --> 01:26:47,959
...if in your heart, you really,
really knew that...
967
01:26:49,103 --> 01:26:51,833
...you wouldn't be getting ready
to marry someone now.
968
01:26:52,006 --> 01:26:55,703
Unless that someone were me.
969
01:27:08,189 --> 01:27:12,023
Jenna, I'm not gonna lie to you.
970
01:27:14,562 --> 01:27:17,053
I have felt things...
971
01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:19,530
...these past few weeks...
972
01:27:20,668 --> 01:27:23,967
...that I didn't know I could
feel anymore.
973
01:27:24,939 --> 01:27:28,898
But I have realized
in these past few days...
974
01:27:30,945 --> 01:27:34,176
...you can't just turn back time.
975
01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:38,116
Why not?
976
01:27:38,286 --> 01:27:39,913
I moved on.
977
01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:41,487
You moved on.
978
01:27:41,823 --> 01:27:45,088
We've gone down different paths
for so long.
979
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,956
We made choices.
980
01:27:48,129 --> 01:27:50,962
I chose Wendy.
981
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:55,598
That's her family down there.
982
01:27:56,204 --> 01:27:58,832
We care about each other,
you know?
983
01:28:00,708 --> 01:28:05,202
You don't always get the dream
house, but you get awfully close.
984
01:28:09,150 --> 01:28:11,482
Please don't cry, Jenna.
985
01:28:11,653 --> 01:28:14,554
Oh, I'll be fine, I promise.
986
01:28:44,919 --> 01:28:46,944
Matty, can I have it?
987
01:28:47,121 --> 01:28:48,782
Please?
988
01:28:48,956 --> 01:28:51,254
-You're not gonna whip it at me?
-No.
989
01:28:58,933 --> 01:29:02,232
Look, I won't have you be late.
Just go.
990
01:29:02,704 --> 01:29:06,162
Go on. I'm fine. I'm just crying
because I'm happy.
991
01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:09,401
I want you to be so, so happy.
992
01:29:11,946 --> 01:29:14,073
I love you, Matt.
993
01:29:17,418 --> 01:29:19,215
You're my best friend.
994
01:29:21,856 --> 01:29:24,017
Jenna, l....
995
01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:27,718
I've always loved you.
996
01:31:30,151 --> 01:31:33,086
Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.
997
01:31:44,131 --> 01:31:45,996
Matty.
998
01:31:52,940 --> 01:31:55,204
You really know what you're doing.
999
01:31:55,776 --> 01:31:58,006
Come on.
1000
01:31:59,146 --> 01:32:01,876
-Sorry, I forgot my scarf.
-You know what?
1001
01:32:02,049 --> 01:32:06,213
You can be the pot and kettle
all by yourself from now on, biatch.
1002
01:32:06,387 --> 01:32:07,820
Come on, Matt.
1003
01:32:07,989 --> 01:32:10,219
-What did you call me?
-We're gonna be late.
1004
01:32:10,391 --> 01:32:12,256
-For what?
-You'll see.
1005
01:33:05,780 --> 01:33:07,680
A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff?
1006
01:33:07,848 --> 01:33:10,214
Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff.
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