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Stunt people always fall.
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But the trick is you get up
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and make sure you don't become dust.
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Sazz...
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The shooter, very good.
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A single .300 Win Mag casing
was found in the West Tower
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in apartment 14F, belonging to a
tenant by the name of M. Dudenoff,
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retired professor, who the
neighbors are conveniently saying
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he's not in town. He's in Portugal.
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Neighbors are busy playing card
games when they hear the gunshot.
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- What, I achieved?
- Yes!
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I think that earns you
a trip to the bathroom.
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- Is that a person?
- Don't be ridiculous. It's a ham.
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No, no, no, no. This
movie has to happen.
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It's the only way I can
keep up with my sexy,
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- successful girlfriend.
- Hi!
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Loretta, will you...
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Will what? Would I what?
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- You don't believe Dudenoff's in Portugal?
- I'm not convinced.
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Well, he's not gonna
be happy you're here.
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I'm counting on it. If he
finds out I'm squatting here,
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he'll have to show his
face to kick me out.
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Did one of them kill Sazz?
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We're gonna find out.
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I kept a very detailed
ham radio journal.
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A person came on the line
and said, "Meet me at 445."
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- Who is Dudenoff?
- The last person
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who came around asking
these questions got killed.
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A movie set is filled with egomaniacs.
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- But a good stunt double...
- Sazz!
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... must set the ego
aside and just be a maniac.
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Hey, wait up!
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Sazz?
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Risking life and limb to
make their actor look good.
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Where are we going?!
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Paradise...
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For the stunt double,
their actor is number one.
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For the actor? Well,
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it's not always so clear.
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Alright, I've been
up since 3:00 working.
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Well, not working the whole time.
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I spent two hours looking
for an all-night Staples,
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but then, I built this.
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♪ Ta-da ♪
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A second murder board.
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You dragged me outta bed for this?
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Most working adults are up by 8:00 a.m.
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Yes, but, like, farmers.
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Look, if we're gonna take
Sazz seriously as a target,
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she deserves her own board.
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The voice on the radio
says that Sazz was killed
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because she was asking
questions about the West Tower,
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and Sazz was a ham radio hobbyist.
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Hm. I like it. Could be a
good hook for the podcast.
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This season, we're not just
searching for the killer.
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We're searching for the victim, too.
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Oliver, do you wanna record that?
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Just gimme 10 minutes.
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What's "Paradise"?
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Uh... Nothing. It's just... It's
just something someone told me.
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Who?
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Sazz.
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When?
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Last night. In my dream.
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Ask him if he can draw a clock.
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If he can't draw a
clock, it's Alzheimer's.
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Look, forget about this.
This is not important.
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The point is, if Sazz was the target,
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we need to fill in
the blanks of her life.
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Now, obviously, she
and I were very close.
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We shared everything.
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Two girlfriends, a signature look,
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and a blood type so rare, it's
in the Red Cross Hall of Fame,
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but she never told me
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why she was asking questions
about the West Tower.
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Well, I've hit a dead end there.
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The voice on the radio has gone silent,
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and the Westies have
been freezing me out
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since I started squatting.
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What is Vince doing in his
underwear with that animal leg?
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If they're not a cult, they're
definitely cult-adjacent.
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Oh. That's a Portuguese flag.
Or as the Portuguese call it,
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Bandeira das Quinas.
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I'd recognize that bi-colored rectangle
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with the green on the hoist
and the red on the fly anywhere.
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Oliver, you wanna come see the...
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Oliver, why are you so sleepy?
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I don't know. Usually,
your riveting flag facts
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are like a shot of adrenaline.
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I barely slept last night.
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Loretta called me, as usual,
after she wrapped on set,
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and we had a, you know, a nice chat.
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A little shorter than usual.
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And then, she had to run.
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And then, I took the teeniest tumble
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into a deep, dark pit of despair.
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Look.
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I have never seen Instagram that big.
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I didn't know Loretta was on
there. I should follow her.
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Her feed is a cornucopia of
charming, sunny Hollywood content.
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But notice this intruder.
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- It's an arm.
- Yeah, a male arm!
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A taut, rippling arm!
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And I don't trust its intentions!
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It's in 11 of her last 14
pictures here. I mean, i-it...
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She is spending 78%
of her documented time
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with this mystery himbo,
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and there's no way I
can find out who he is.
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- You could ask her.
- Ask her?
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And drive her into this
strong, supportive arm?
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No, that's a one-way
ticket to Cuck City,
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Putnam!
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Hey, Charles. Sazz was
one of Loretta's followers.
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Sazz was on Instagram?
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Yeah. She posted from this place
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called Concussions the day she died.
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What's Concussions?
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Concussions. It's a stuntman bar.
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"This New York institution
caters to the lunatics
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who take a beating, so your
favorite celebs don't have to.
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Open to the public since the
Civil Rights Act of 1964."
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Well, we should go there.
Maybe somebody'll know
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why Sazz was asking questions
about the West Tower.
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Oh, they have trivia on Thursday!
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Jesus, turn your brightness down!
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I feel like I just looked
right into an eclipse.
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Oh, right...
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Brightness, down!
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T-Tablet, brightness down!
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Down, brightness!
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Susie, brightness down!
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Howard, thanks for
watching the apartment.
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And the pig.
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We cuddled like King
Charles and Camilla.
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What is up with this bed anyway?
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It was a regift from Eva Longoria.
She said she didn't need two.
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Well, climb in.
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We can use this time
to work on my podcast.
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Animal Jobs? You know,
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the podcast about
animals and their jobs.
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Welcome to Animal Jobs,
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the podcast about
animals and their jobs.
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I'm here with Henry, the
Central Park Clydesdale.
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You won't believe what else he has
to say. I have incredible audio.
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All I need from you is to learn how
to edit, score, mix, and post it.
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I'm sorry, I don't have time to
teach Podcasting 101 right now.
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What do you mean? You're
squatting and can't leave.
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You're trapped with me. In a fun way.
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I... Someone can't leave.
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I need someone here
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in case Dudenoff shows
up and kicks me out. I...
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Sorry, I have to follow a lead.
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It's always about the case with you.
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It's like you don't care
about Animal Jobs at all.
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No! No, no, no, it's
just those guys need me,
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and you... are... such a self-starter.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm a sad boy who hates being alone.
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Look at me. I'm in bed with a pig.
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You're right where you're
supposed to be. I promise.
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Just please don't
leave until I come back.
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Please? Thank you.
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Thank you for the pig. Bye, Hammy.
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Bye.
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Now, before we get to this
bar, a word of warning.
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Stuntmen are not like us. They
can be insular and provincial.
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Have you ever been to Hell's Kitchen?
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Yeah, I've eaten at Oliver's.
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I, for one, love getting out
and seeing the real New York.
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"The humblest hovels house
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the happiest hearts."
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As Ronnie would say.
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- What?
- Who's Ronnie?
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Oh, Ronnie's short for Veronica,
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the feisty grandma
from Joliet, Illinois,
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who loves crafting, Merlot,
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and the power of positive thinking.
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- She's my Finsta.
- Oh!
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- What's a Finsta?
- Oh, no.
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A fake Instagram account.
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I'm whimsically surveilling my
girlfriend to see if I should be worried
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by using a fun, friendly avatar,
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posing as her number-one fan.
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Loretta has already responded
to two of Ronnie's comments.
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This is a disaster in the making.
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- Please refocus.
- You're right.
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"Where my attention goes, energy flows."
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That's so Ronnie.
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Dropping it.
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Humblest hovels is right.
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I'm doing recon for the murder board.
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Uh, do you maybe wanna
turn off the shutter sound?
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And the flash?
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And the sepia filter? Do you
need me to take that from you?
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Let's talk to the barkeep first.
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He's not only the keeper of the bar,
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but also its secrets.
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Yeah, I'll join you.
I'm fluent in "everyman."
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Hey, bro.
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Yeah, I think I'll just have, uh,
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uh, I'll have a cabernet.
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Uh, 2011, if you have it.
Anything French, whatever.
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And I will have
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a Cosmopolitan. Not too pink.
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Ideally in a boot.
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What are you really here for?
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We were hoping we could ask a
few questions about Sazz Pataki.
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I'm not talking to you.
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Well, maybe my friend
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Mr. Lincoln will change your mind.
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Mister...
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- ... Abraham Lincoln.
- Ooh.
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Hmm.
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Uh, well, maybe this...
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will grease the wheels.
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That's in addition to the five.
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Think of all the tattoos
you can finish with that.
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Ooh.
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Well, maybe this will unzip your lips.
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Can you break this?
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I give you the 20, you give
me back 15, take the five,
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add it to the six, for a total of 11.
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Please just take his
money so this can stop.
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Hey!
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These guys giving you trouble?
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Take it easy, everybody.
I'm Charles-Haden Savage.
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Sazz Pataki was my stunt double.
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Not here. In here, you're Sazz's
acting double. You're just a face.
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- We don't like faces.
- You know what we say about faces?
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Deep down, you're all asses.
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Hold on. I'm not like other faces.
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Sazz was my friend.
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- We're trying to solve her murder.
- Right.
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For your podcast.
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You're profiting off her death.
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Meanwhile, the people who really
loved her can't even give her
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the traditional stuntman's
funeral she deserves!
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What? Why not?
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No body, no funeral.
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Uh, wha...
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- Ben Glenroy?
- Uh... ah...
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Ben's dead, ya eejit.
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He's gone forever. Oh,
he'd love to be here,
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but there's no possible way.
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Youse can't come back
from the dead, now, can ya?
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I'm Glen Stubbins,
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Ben's stunt double.
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Oh yeah, I can see it.
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Or I was, till you
feckers rubbed him out.
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Who feckers? Us feckers?
251
00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,603
All yas feckin' feckers
took him from me!
252
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,897
You got a... for your man.
253
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,025
Cheers.
254
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,531
For 15 years, I took every lump and fall
255
00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:03,116
for that doll of a man.
256
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,328
Then, someone got in his ear
about making his mark on the stage!
257
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:09,665
One month later, boom!
258
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,585
Then later, that...
same night, boom again!
259
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,921
My number one was gone.
260
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:19,715
Hey, do you see 'em? Eh.
261
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,217
Just, just stamp!
262
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,635
- Ah!
- Hey!
263
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,679
Peeping at me with
their beady little eyes!
264
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,930
Oh!
265
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,014
Come on, Stubbins.
266
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:30,184
For the last time, Glen,
there's no rats in this bar.
267
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,646
Oh, curse your eyes, there's
no rats. What do you call that?
268
00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:36,065
Where is it? Come on!
Hey! Where'd it go?
269
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,738
Don't you see 'em?
270
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:43,730
There's no rats. What do you call this?
271
00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:46,493
What do you call that?!
What do you... Ah!
272
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,161
Do-Do you see 'em?
273
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,789
Guys, that's the purple light
274
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,834
from Sazz's last selfie. I
have to get in that back room.
275
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:58,172
You've been here long
enough. Faces, out.
276
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:02,133
Don't worry, boyos. I'll finish 'em off.
277
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:03,635
Time to introduce 'em
278
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,220
to Bono...
279
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,972
and The Edge.
280
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,269
That went well!
281
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,353
Wait, wait!
282
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,815
Sorry.
283
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,610
Charles, a-apologies. I didn't
mean to rile ya up back there.
284
00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,612
You threatened me with half of U2!
285
00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,697
Yeah, I was just keeping
up appearances, weren't I?
286
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,199
Look, Chuck,
287
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,993
I'm begging ya. Can you help
me get a job on your film?
288
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,245
You lost your stunt double.
I lost my acting double.
289
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,331
We could make each other whole again.
290
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:34,874
I don't need a double.
291
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,585
Eh? Well...
292
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,712
Not even one that can do this?
293
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,339
Oh, my God!
294
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:44,133
- Or this?
- Whoa!
295
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,771
Uh...
296
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,111
Huh?
297
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,368
Oh God...
298
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,662
Eh?
299
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,455
Impressive, but if you
wanna double for Charles,
300
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,582
all you really need to
do is believably walk into
301
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,085
an easy-entrance bathtub.
302
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,670
Watch me throw myself
through the window.
303
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,297
- No, no, no!
- Stop! Um...
304
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,465
We, we will get you a job
305
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,384
- on the movie they're making about us.
- Yes. Yes.
306
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,845
Oh! Thank the Virgin.
307
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:31,013
My face would've been
slashed to ribbons.
308
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,558
Only...
309
00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:35,893
if you tell us what's
going on in that back room.
310
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:38,772
We know that Sazz was
there the day she died.
311
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,983
Well, she was probably
seeing Dr. Maggie.
312
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:42,650
Who's Dr. Maggie?
313
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,777
Dr. Maggie. Oh, well,
314
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,780
it's not really words that
can describe what she is.
315
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,866
Yeah, miracle worker.
316
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,201
Exorcist of sorts. She helps...
317
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:55,079
uh, release the pain demons
that plague us stunt folk
318
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,206
just by simply cracking our bones.
319
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,376
S-So, she's a chiropractor.
320
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:01,961
There is a word.
321
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,964
Well, Sazz was always with
Dr. Maggie getting cracked.
322
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,466
- Can you get us back there?
- What? Wait.
323
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,801
Sazz was in pain?
324
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,219
Loads of pain, thanks to you.
325
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,846
Of course, she never would've let on.
326
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:13,432
It's the stuntman way.
327
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:17,643
Is it okay if I-I go back there alone?
328
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:21,314
Oh, uh, s... sure. Are you alright?
329
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:24,692
Totally. I just think if there's
something to be faced back there,
330
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,819
I, Sazz's face,
331
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,529
should be the one to face it.
332
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,115
Well, you know what Ronnie would say.
333
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,326
"If you don't face your fears,
334
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:35,578
your fears will eat your face."
335
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:38,665
Sorry. Not Ronnie's finest work.
336
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,710
Well. Well, come h...
I-I'll take you back.
337
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,296
Oh, and, um,
338
00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:46,173
mind the rats.
339
00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,424
I'll see you back at the Arconia.
340
00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,602
We're here with Hammy Faye.
341
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:03,314
Now, Hammy Faye, it's true that
most pigs can hunt for truffles,
342
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,441
but is it also true
that, if trained properly,
343
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,527
they can also be golf caddies?
344
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,573
Hello?
345
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,287
Dudenoff, is that you?
346
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,255
"Do you have what it
takes to be a star?"
347
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:28,881
Well, I think so.
348
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,342
"Open auditions for the
new Only Murders movie.
349
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,553
No experience necessary."
350
00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:35,513
Oh, Hammy.
351
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,265
We can't leave.
352
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:39,767
We could never betray
Mabel. Not for just...
353
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:43,271
some long-shot chance at a
part on the silver screen.
354
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:46,357
Never.
355
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,947
I'm Howard Morris. Tim Kono c...
356
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,033
I'm gonna start again.
357
00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:58,828
I'm Howard Morris.
358
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:02,082
Tim Kono complained a lot about Evelyn.
359
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,626
He said she gave him asthma attacks.
360
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,961
He threatened to shoot her.
361
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:09,338
Evelyn may have had nine lives,
362
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,425
but I cut his one short.
363
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,051
Thank you.
364
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,849
What is happening right now?
365
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:22,059
- What?
- Seriously? What are you doing?
366
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,686
That's what I was wondering.
367
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,105
Well, I'm acting. The, um...
368
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,815
I'm acting the part of Howard?
369
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,651
I feel like I'm doing
Ayahuasca in Boise, Idaho.
370
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:31,736
You make me wanna vomit.
371
00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:35,782
What I believe Trina and
Tawny are saying is that...
372
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,951
we... love you?
373
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,787
Oh, good! Oh, I can't
wait to play myself.
374
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,916
Oh, you're not playing
you. Josh Gad's playing you.
375
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,459
Wait, so I didn't get the part?
376
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,377
What I believe Trina and Tawny
377
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,297
are saying is, unfortunately,
no, you did not.
378
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,925
Of course not, but you're amazing.
379
00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:55,468
And we're gonna nurture you.
380
00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,223
See you next week. The same time. Okay.
381
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:03,267
Eh, Dr. Maggie? Your, uh,
man here wants to see ya.
382
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,352
Can you fit him in?
383
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:06,312
Oh, I don't want an adjustment.
384
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,231
I just wanna ask a few questions.
385
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:10,441
- Okay.
- Well, eh, don't mind me.
386
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:13,152
I'll be hiding on the rat-baffler.
387
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,948
They can't recognize
me when I'm upside down.
388
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,243
I wanna ask about Sazz Pataki.
389
00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:22,036
I know she was here the day she died,
390
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,413
and there's nothing stopping
you from talking about her.
391
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,916
You're not protected by HIPAA laws
because you're not a real doctor.
392
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,793
Then how'd she get a
"Dr." before her name?
393
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,253
They don't just give those away.
394
00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:32,380
Chiropractics is a
pseudoscience, no offense.
395
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:34,715
Hm... I'm sorry.
396
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,968
It physically hurts me
to see a body this tense.
397
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:40,137
- Hm? Huh?
- Have you ever had locked-in syndrome?
398
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,682
Is this your original arm?
399
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:45,142
We can talk, but not
until you get on my table.
400
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,352
I told you, I don't believe in...
401
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:48,813
Just breathe!
402
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:50,523
Where the hell is Dudenoff?
403
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:53,192
Those cult card players must
have told him I'm squatting
404
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,694
in his place by now.
405
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,779
- Oh, my God! It's a breakthrough!
- What?
406
00:19:56,780 --> 00:20:00,241
Ronnie's bonded with Loretta about
their shared love of decoupage,
407
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:03,369
and she's about to ask
about the mystery arm.
408
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,497
Hmm. Okay, this is not how you
build trust in a relationship.
409
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,165
What's a cute word for "arm"?
410
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,459
Man branch? Hug helper? Chesticle?
411
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,752
What has gotten into you?
412
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,171
Into me?!
413
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,089
I'm worried about who's
getting into Loretta!
414
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:18,177
- Oliver!
- Alright. Okay.
415
00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:22,471
You know, I almost
proposed to Loretta in LA.
416
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:25,642
Yeah, I know.
417
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,561
I was right there,
418
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,438
and then I didn't.
419
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:30,897
Why not?
420
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,024
Eh, one failed marriage,
who hasn't been there?
421
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:35,151
Two failed marriages?
422
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:36,987
People start asking questions.
423
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,155
Why do you assume it would fail?
424
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:42,909
Because she's living the
glamorous life of a starlet
425
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:45,412
with arms coming at her
from every direction.
426
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,747
Because...
427
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:50,083
I always fail.
428
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:54,003
C... can I have my iPad back, please?
429
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,881
Fine, but no good can
come of this Ronnie thing.
430
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:59,842
Mabel, I have something I need to say.
431
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,887
You clearly don't have time
to support my creative efforts,
432
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,515
so I am exiting our
one-sided relationship.
433
00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:08,100
I believe this belongs to you.
434
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,936
Uh...
435
00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:15,483
She likes when you
scratch under her armpits.
436
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:17,109
And she makes this special little face
437
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,653
when she has to poopy
that... You know what?
438
00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:20,363
I can't trust you with her.
439
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,783
Uh... Wait, Howard!
440
00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:26,661
If you're here, who's watching
the Dudenoff apartment?
441
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:28,412
Oh...
442
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:36,796
Go ahead. Ask your questions.
443
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:40,091
Uh, I know Sazz was
here the day she died.
444
00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:41,342
What did she... Ah!
445
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,052
Talk about?!
446
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,554
Mostly about her pain.
447
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:46,806
And how excited she
was to finally retire.
448
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:49,767
Oh, wait. Sazz said she was retiring!
449
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,979
Transitioning into a new career.
450
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,147
She didn't say what, but
it had something to do
451
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,233
with a difficult
relationship she was in.
452
00:21:57,234 --> 00:22:00,486
She was tired of giving more
than she got from this person.
453
00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:04,198
But she didn't know how to get away.
454
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:07,368
This may sound random, but...
455
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,954
did she ever mention "paradise"?
456
00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:11,706
Not that I remember.
457
00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:15,376
I have to warn you. When a
back as frozen as yours unlocks,
458
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,920
it can release a lot of feelings.
459
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,757
Some people describe it as
an out-of-body experience.
460
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:24,343
I'm not worried. The only
out-of-body experience I ever had
461
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,013
is when I saw Edward Hopper's
Nighthawks at the Chicago Art...
462
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:34,729
Sazz?
463
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,815
Sazz!
464
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:40,611
Wait up! Are you trying
to get away from me?
465
00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:46,073
Oh, my God.
466
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,825
Ah, it's just a scratch.
467
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,620
I told ya, I'm trying to
get to paradise. You coming?
468
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:02,173
Whew...
469
00:23:02,174 --> 00:23:04,759
Wow.
470
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,346
You were out for a minute
there. Are you alright?
471
00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:11,141
Physically, yes.
472
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:14,352
Emotionally, no.
473
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:17,647
That bad relationship
Sazz said she was in...
474
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:20,566
... I'm afraid it was with me.
475
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,236
Aw.
476
00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:25,822
- What have you got for heartache, Mags?
- Well,
477
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,116
relationship worries are stored
in the pelvic floor, so...
478
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:32,203
Whoa-ho-ho! No. No.
479
00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:35,248
We'll... We'll c... We'll
call this a hit right here,
480
00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:39,210
so you did it. Thank
you, but mm-mm. Yeah.
481
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:43,422
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
482
00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:51,807
What are you doing here?
483
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:55,310
We could ask the same thing of you.
484
00:23:59,624 --> 00:24:01,774
I could have this place swarming
with cops in two minutes.
485
00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:04,193
- No, no, no, no no. No more cops.
- Then, can you just
486
00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:05,945
tell me what kind of cult you are?
487
00:24:05,946 --> 00:24:09,240
What are we talking,
sex, Satan, or vitamins?
488
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:11,033
- We're not a cult.
- Oh, really?
489
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:13,327
You all talk on ham
radios, live communally,
490
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:16,205
play a weird card game, and eat...
491
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:17,665
bathtub pork.
492
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,917
When you say it like
that, I can track it.
493
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:21,628
Okay, so then what's going on?
494
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:27,049
That's it. I'm calling
Detective Williams.
495
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,385
Fine.
496
00:24:29,428 --> 00:24:31,512
- I'll tell you.
- No, Vince! Don't!
497
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,891
Hey. What if we cut her in?
498
00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:36,392
She does need a place to live.
499
00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:39,937
- Oh, so she can have her own apartment?
- Yes. She's an adult.
500
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,856
- I'm an adult.
- Let's act like it.
501
00:24:41,857 --> 00:24:43,317
Cut me into what?
502
00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:49,615
What I'm about to tell
you could ruin many lives.
503
00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:53,118
The information must
never leave this room.
504
00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:57,121
Okay, but I'm definitely
telling Charles and Oliver.
505
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:01,293
Get 'em.
506
00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:14,014
What...
507
00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:16,182
What are these?
508
00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:17,475
Leases?
509
00:25:17,476 --> 00:25:20,603
We're illegally subletting
rent-controlled apartments.
510
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:22,647
We're not a cult.
511
00:25:22,648 --> 00:25:24,565
It's a rent-control scheme.
512
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:27,818
Although I have suggested getting
matching bathrobes in the past.
513
00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:30,446
Every apartment on this floor was rented
514
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,698
by Professor Dudenoff years ago.
515
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:35,243
We all met Professor Dudenoff
at one point or another.
516
00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:37,411
We all needed a cheap place to live.
517
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:40,414
He saw that we were... What's the word?
518
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:41,499
Weirdos?
519
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,668
I was looking for
something softer, but yeah.
520
00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:47,171
- Weirdos.
- It can be hard to survive in this city
521
00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:49,090
when you march to the
beat of your own drum.
522
00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:51,133
You need somebody to have your back.
523
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:53,010
Professor Dudenoff was that for us.
524
00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:55,152
Professor Dudenoff retired to Portugal,
525
00:25:55,153 --> 00:25:56,931
but he still takes
care of us every month.
526
00:25:56,932 --> 00:25:59,934
He sends us his favorite jamón,
527
00:25:59,935 --> 00:26:01,102
and we send him rent.
528
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:03,312
He lives like a king in Portugal,
529
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:06,399
and we get to live in
the Arconia for peanuts.
530
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,401
How much is peanuts?
531
00:26:13,699 --> 00:26:15,242
200.
532
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,660
Dollars? A month?!
533
00:26:17,661 --> 00:26:19,579
That's what you could be paying, too.
534
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:23,458
If you keep this out of the podcast.
535
00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:27,962
Wait. The voice on the ham radio said...
536
00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:31,132
- That was Helga, my ex-girlfriend.
- Your crazy ex-girlfriend.
537
00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:34,635
- You deserve so much better.
- Okay, she's just very slightly unhinged,
538
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:37,597
but she's from Finland, you
know? It's cold and dark there.
539
00:26:37,598 --> 00:26:40,516
They spend a lot of time
inside their own heads.
540
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:43,978
She said Sazz got killed
for asking about you guys.
541
00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:46,480
Killed? For asking about us?
542
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,316
I've never even met Sazz!
543
00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:51,819
Helga's working through some
issues. A little paranoia.
544
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:54,822
It's sad. I blocked her on my cell.
545
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:56,282
I showed you guys,
546
00:26:56,283 --> 00:26:57,950
but she keeps trying
to reach me on the ham.
547
00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:00,995
So, Helga's just... nuts?
548
00:27:00,996 --> 00:27:03,790
Look, we're just a
family of weirdos here.
549
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,835
Helga was the wrong kind of weirdo.
550
00:27:08,587 --> 00:27:10,088
But, you...
551
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:13,257
You could be the right kind of weirdo.
552
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,345
What do you say?
553
00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:25,728
Okay, so you're telling me the
Westies play a game called "Oh Hell,"
554
00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:27,647
and somehow they're not a Satanist cult?
555
00:27:27,648 --> 00:27:29,232
Apparently not.
556
00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:32,401
I mean, their story is so
crazy, I kinda believe it.
557
00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:35,197
And at $200 a month,
I can't afford not to.
558
00:27:36,198 --> 00:27:37,573
I feel bad about Howard.
559
00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:41,161
He needed a Dudenoff today,
and I dropped the ball.
560
00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:43,955
Take one trick.
561
00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:45,623
He'll come back around.
562
00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:47,376
Unlike my Loretta.
563
00:27:48,544 --> 00:27:50,712
- I'll take two.
- At least she's still alive.
564
00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:53,047
Sazz sacrificed everything for me,
565
00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:55,717
and by the time I realized it, it
was too late to make it up to her.
566
00:27:57,219 --> 00:27:58,553
I'll take none.
567
00:27:58,554 --> 00:28:00,555
Maybe Ronnie should ask Loretta...
568
00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:03,182
Okay, R-Ronnie is still with us?
569
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:06,853
Oliver, I know you're doing this
because you're afraid to lose Loretta,
570
00:28:06,854 --> 00:28:08,437
but if she finds out,
571
00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:10,816
you are gonna lose her.
572
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:14,861
Okay, fine.
573
00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:17,155
I'll put Ronnie down.
574
00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:23,494
No, I can't.
575
00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:24,871
I can't do it. Mabel, you kill her.
576
00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:31,002
Alright. Well, does
Ronnie have any last words?
577
00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:32,629
"We say bye-bye...
578
00:28:33,672 --> 00:28:36,425
because one bye is never enough."
579
00:28:36,884 --> 00:28:39,803
Okay, nice eulogy. Funeral over.
580
00:28:42,347 --> 00:28:44,098
Funeral.
581
00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:46,685
Maybe there is something
I can still do for Sazz.
582
00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:54,234
You need a body?
583
00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:55,860
I'm your body.
584
00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:02,241
When a face learns to appreciate
their double's sacrifices,
585
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:05,244
it can make for a special bond.
586
00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:07,330
One that lasts a lifetime
587
00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:09,248
or even beyond.
588
00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:10,834
Alright now, you sure
you can handle this?
589
00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:14,921
Sazz stood in for me so many times.
590
00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:16,797
The least I can do is lie down for her.
591
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:17,965
Oh!
592
00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:20,802
Alright, animals,
gather around! Listen up.
593
00:29:21,595 --> 00:29:24,597
We are here to pay tribute
to the great Sazz Pataki.
594
00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:27,058
- Sazz!
- First among us gone too soon.
595
00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:29,061
She lies before us now in state.
596
00:29:29,561 --> 00:29:33,773
We'll begin the service with the
traditional stuntman's margarita.
597
00:29:33,774 --> 00:29:37,568
- Ready. Steady. Sláinte.
- Sláinte!
598
00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:45,618
Who wants to tell Sazz how
much she meant to 'em? Line up.
599
00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:47,703
- I got the breakaways.
- Good man.
600
00:29:47,704 --> 00:29:49,580
♪ And joy be with you ♪
601
00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:51,541
Aw, Sazz.
602
00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:54,710
When I clipped that sailboat in
that gnarly hang-gliding wreck,
603
00:29:54,711 --> 00:29:57,171
you came with me to
get my prosthetic shins.
604
00:29:57,172 --> 00:29:58,464
I love you, man!
605
00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:02,552
♪ ... the parting glass
and drink a health ♪
606
00:30:04,763 --> 00:30:07,557
♪ Whate'er befalls ♪
607
00:30:07,558 --> 00:30:09,642
Lie still, dead man.
608
00:30:09,643 --> 00:30:12,353
♪ Gently rise and softly call ♪
609
00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:13,771
Next!
610
00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:16,107
♪ Goodnight and joy be to... ♪
611
00:30:16,108 --> 00:30:19,360
Sazz. You taught me to
put my fireproof jockstrap
612
00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:21,737
in the freezer before a blow-up.
613
00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:25,241
Shrunk my dick. You saved
me from burning my balls off.
614
00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:28,160
Thanks, pal.
615
00:30:28,161 --> 00:30:30,830
♪ ... for my going away ♪
616
00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:33,416
♪ And all the sweethearts ♪
617
00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:35,626
♪ That e'er I had ♪
618
00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:38,839
Right. Well, my favorite Sazz story.
619
00:30:39,381 --> 00:30:42,508
Bunch of us lads got hired as stunt
consultants on Jackass Forever.
620
00:30:42,509 --> 00:30:46,278
This was the one where
that shite fucker Rex Bailey
621
00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:48,175
got his heel blown off
teaching Johnny Knoxville
622
00:30:48,176 --> 00:30:49,515
how to get fired out of a cannon.
623
00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:51,809
Anyways,
624
00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,811
Steve-O...
625
00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:58,065
kept calling me Lucky Charms
Boy. Magically delicious!
626
00:30:58,066 --> 00:31:02,069
Pink hearts, yellow moons,
green clovers, orange stars,
627
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:05,239
blue diamonds, every feckin'
marshmallow in the box!
628
00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:10,369
And Sazz, bless her...
629
00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:12,580
she put him in an arm bar until...
630
00:31:12,581 --> 00:31:15,750
♪ I gently rise and softly call ♪
631
00:31:15,751 --> 00:31:17,836
until he pissed his trousers.
632
00:31:21,006 --> 00:31:22,757
Oh, Sazz, love,
633
00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:25,801
we're fucked if we know how
to stagger on without ya.
634
00:31:32,184 --> 00:31:34,894
Was that a real bottle, you asshole?
635
00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:36,521
You set them up, you prick!
636
00:31:36,522 --> 00:31:40,150
Are you calling me a Rex Bailey?
637
00:31:40,776 --> 00:31:42,485
Ye feckin' cock!
638
00:31:52,663 --> 00:31:55,039
Just like Sazz would've wanted.
639
00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:03,297
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
640
00:32:06,885 --> 00:32:09,011
- Hey, Sazz.
- Hey!
641
00:32:09,012 --> 00:32:11,556
You okay? That last hit you
took looked pretty rough.
642
00:32:11,557 --> 00:32:12,932
Ah, piece of cake.
643
00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:15,309
But someday, I won't be able
to take the hits anymore,
644
00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:17,270
and then, you know what I'm gonna do?
645
00:32:17,271 --> 00:32:18,906
I'ma open up a trampoline park
646
00:32:18,907 --> 00:32:21,066
like the ones I used
to go to with my dad.
647
00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:25,653
Where a kid can learn how
to fly and how to fall.
648
00:32:25,654 --> 00:32:28,489
Train the next generation
of stunt people.
649
00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:31,617
The Sazz Pataki Impact Academy.
650
00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:35,204
Why not build it here? Location
manager said this lot's for sale.
651
00:32:35,205 --> 00:32:37,540
Or it will be after
the Superfund cleanup.
652
00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:40,919
Ah, yeah. Maybe.
653
00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:44,005
Uh, and let's keep
this under our hat, huh?
654
00:32:44,006 --> 00:32:46,674
The other stunt guys
would laugh at this.
655
00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:49,093
But I can trust you.
You're my number one.
656
00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:13,367
This is it. Sazz's Paradise.
657
00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:16,078
- Is this a toxic waste dump?
- It was.
658
00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:17,456
Government cleaned it up.
659
00:33:18,457 --> 00:33:19,458
Hmm.
660
00:33:20,542 --> 00:33:21,543
Yuck.
661
00:33:30,511 --> 00:33:32,221
This was her dream.
662
00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:35,515
She came so close.
663
00:33:35,516 --> 00:33:37,809
Wait. Did you hear that?
664
00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:40,270
Is somebody in there?
665
00:33:41,271 --> 00:33:42,647
Careful.
666
00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:47,985
- What is this place, a hideout?
- Kinda spooky.
667
00:33:47,986 --> 00:33:50,321
This is really gonna drain my battery.
668
00:33:50,322 --> 00:33:51,781
Let me know if you see an outlet.
669
00:33:53,242 --> 00:33:55,618
Oh!
670
00:33:55,619 --> 00:33:58,246
Thank God, someone from show business.
671
00:33:58,247 --> 00:34:01,165
Don't move or I'll blow
your fucking brains out.
672
00:34:09,259 --> 00:34:14,259
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