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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:49,399 the way she looks at me... the sweetness of her lips... 2 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,158 I am going through a terrible time. 3 00:02:52,159 --> 00:02:58,119 It happened to me when I thought nothing could confuse me. 4 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,718 But it happened and I am not a kid. 5 00:03:01,719 --> 00:03:05,918 I feel like I am in a labyrinth with no exit. 6 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,799 It�s an amazing sensation. 7 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:13,119 How long this moment will last? 8 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,519 How long? 9 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:19,318 Life is made of short and long moments 10 00:03:19,319 --> 00:03:21,638 Eternity is just a moment. 11 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:25,519 I know, father, don�t laugh at me. 12 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,318 Try to go away from Rome. 13 00:03:28,319 --> 00:03:31,878 I want to tell you the truth. 14 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:36,519 I didn�t understand anything of what you told me. 15 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:42,478 What has happened to you? Remember that life is also a game. 16 00:03:42,479 --> 00:03:46,758 I know, but I also know that everyone needs time. 17 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:51,638 Sorry if I was not so clear, but I don�t feel very well. 18 00:03:51,639 --> 00:03:56,799 I see. But nobody ever knelt as you did... 19 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:00,478 ..just to tell me ``I am fine``. 20 00:04:00,479 --> 00:04:04,679 - That�s normal. - Thank you, father. 21 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,478 What should I do? 22 00:04:07,479 --> 00:04:15,479 God bless you. Ciao, Maurizio. 23 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:05,758 Oh, father Maurizio! 24 00:05:05,759 --> 00:05:09,159 Father Maurizio! 25 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:12,438 Calm down and tell me what happened. 26 00:05:12,439 --> 00:05:17,119 SILENT VOICE 27 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:21,479 Excuse me. I�ll be back soon. 28 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:28,638 - Stop! - Giuditta, don�t be like this. - Please! 29 00:05:28,639 --> 00:05:32,398 Father Maurizio. is possessed by the devil! 30 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:40,399 He�s a hairdresser from Naples, but he has learned to speak Tuscan 31 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:47,919 Last night he got up and started to sing �Pazza idea�. 32 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:52,919 He wanted zuppa inglese and or father would take him out the house. 33 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:59,438 Please, can you do something?. 34 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:06,999 It�s nothing. is a moment. how long can a moment last? 35 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:15,000 - Aooh! - what are you doing? - No! - stop! 36 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:23,120 Calm him down. In 5 minutes everything will be over 37 00:06:52,399 --> 00:06:55,039 Uh, you are so annoying! 38 00:06:55,040 --> 00:07:03,040 Uh, I can�t stand you! 39 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:15,479 He�s a perfectionist! 40 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:23,480 And now you go out, I want to be left alone with her. 41 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,679 �All together� l 42 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:36,119 (sing) �frotelli dltolio, l'ltolio s'� desto...� 43 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:43,599 How hot! It�s really hot inside here. 44 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:48,758 It�s because of zuppa inglese. Still hanging on my stomach. 45 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:53,518 My god, my stomach! But it was so good! 46 00:07:53,519 --> 00:07:56,559 I go crazy about zuppa inglese! 47 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,278 Maurizio! 48 00:07:58,279 --> 00:08:00,438 Mourizio! 49 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:04,359 - What�s your name? - Giuditta. 50 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:09,799 Not you, but you there inside the body, what�s your name? 51 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,758 Giuditta! 52 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:14,559 Are you deaf? 53 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:17,878 I can�t get out of here! 54 00:08:17,879 --> 00:08:21,398 You tricked me, hell of a ``father``! 55 00:08:21,399 --> 00:08:24,119 I wish you were dead! 56 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:28,318 - I am on �fire� l - Get out this woman�s body! 57 00:08:28,319 --> 00:08:31,119 Nasty creature! 58 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:34,038 Dirty creature! 59 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:39,278 Back form where you came and leave this woman�s body! 60 00:08:39,279 --> 00:08:43,638 - Listen, I am the devil! - what? 61 00:08:43,639 --> 00:08:48,558 I ran away from hell. Please, I don�t want to go back! 62 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:53,678 Can I sit down? I am tired. I come from afar. 63 00:08:53,679 --> 00:09:00,719 Please. a �little chair� for my �little bum�. 64 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,798 Thank you. 65 00:09:02,799 --> 00:09:10,799 I tricked you, ``hell of a priest``! You listened to the devil. 66 00:09:18,519 --> 00:09:23,119 This is the good one! 67 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:27,119 Don�t let me get out, I am fine inside this fat woman. 68 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,959 - Don�t let me get out! 69 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:38,960 Damn! I am naked. Modonno, how cold! 70 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:47,000 u what a pain... 71 00:09:48,159 --> 00:09:51,959 What happened? Where am I? 72 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,239 Modonno del Cormine l 73 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:59,518 what happened? Quietly. 74 00:09:59,519 --> 00:10:04,158 I have pain on my legs and in my stomach too. 75 00:10:04,159 --> 00:10:07,479 - how are you, lady? - Bad. 76 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:11,038 I feel I have not digested. 77 00:10:11,039 --> 00:10:15,518 You ate too much zuppa inglese. 78 00:10:15,519 --> 00:10:23,519 - Come, I�ll go with you. - Many thanks. 79 00:10:24,919 --> 00:10:32,919 Saverio, tell to her friends to bring her home and rest. 80 00:11:02,279 --> 00:11:10,279 Noise 81 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,599 Who are you? 82 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:23,079 - Where are you coming from? - From the lady. 83 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:27,038 The lady? 84 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:31,158 - You are that nasty thing that was inside that woman? - Yes. 85 00:12:31,159 --> 00:12:39,159 Not really. The woman was that nasty thing that was outside of me. 86 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:51,758 Mourizio! 87 00:12:51,759 --> 00:12:56,278 Inside that fat woman I couldn�t even move my legs. 88 00:12:56,279 --> 00:13:04,279 I just want to have a walk now. 89 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:28,079 - So, where are we going? - Incredible! Let me see. - Where? 90 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:34,038 impossible! I am dreaming. 91 00:13:34,039 --> 00:13:38,398 You are not real. 92 00:13:38,399 --> 00:13:41,079 I am talking to myself. 93 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:47,439 That�s normal! Many people talk to themselves. 94 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,398 Mourizio! Mourizio, don�t leave me alone. 95 00:13:51,399 --> 00:13:55,518 Modonno my feet are so cold! Mourizio! 96 00:13:55,519 --> 00:13:58,878 It can help to see something that does not exist. 97 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:02,918 I bet if I turn around you will be away 98 00:14:02,919 --> 00:14:10,558 But I can see you. But you are not. You are not real! 99 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:18,559 Mourizio! 100 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:44,120 Mourizio! 101 00:14:55,679 --> 00:15:03,679 Mourizio! 102 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:13,038 Door knocking - Who is it? - it�s me. 103 00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:17,839 What do you want? Leave me alone. I am very busy. 104 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:21,839 Mourizio, open. My feet are cold. 105 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:25,599 Mourizio. I am naked and I am cold. 106 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:33,600 Please, open. 107 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,398 Ok. Now stop it. 108 00:16:21,399 --> 00:16:28,678 That�s enough. Did you run away from a circus? 109 00:16:28,679 --> 00:16:33,199 This stupid story is not funny. 110 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:39,558 Do you really think I will believe you are the devil? 111 00:16:39,559 --> 00:16:47,559 Maurizio, something wrong? Don�t scare me 112 00:16:51,799 --> 00:16:56,278 - I will be back. - Mourizio! - stop! 113 00:16:56,279 --> 00:17:02,038 Stay there and trust me. I will be back soon. 114 00:17:02,039 --> 00:17:06,598 Back soon. 115 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:14,599 Mourizio 116 00:18:02,319 --> 00:18:10,319 Music 117 00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:18,239 - What is happening, father Mourizio! - What is this music? 118 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,919 Here I am! 119 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:27,479 - What�s going on inside there? - Nothing, don�t worry. 120 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,358 - Is Anybody inside there - No. 121 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,558 I forgot my nephew is there. 122 00:18:33,559 --> 00:18:37,439 He�s arrived this morning. 123 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:45,440 He�s a funny guy, he likes music. 124 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:59,479 Boring! Maurizio, who turned off the music? 125 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,758 You are back! 126 00:19:01,759 --> 00:19:05,518 Boring! All your clothes are the same 127 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:10,199 - Do I look nice? - Yes. 128 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,199 I want to know what you want from me! 129 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:16,758 what you want from me? 130 00:19:16,759 --> 00:19:24,719 I am your nephew. What a nephew want from his uncle? 131 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:29,798 - What do we do? where do we go? - Shut up, nasty creature! 132 00:19:29,799 --> 00:19:33,919 I don�t like the way you call me 133 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:38,598 I don�t like it!! We are beautiful nasty creatures! 134 00:19:38,599 --> 00:19:42,558 Maurizio, a nasty creature! 135 00:19:42,559 --> 00:19:45,318 But it is beautiful 136 00:19:45,319 --> 00:19:49,399 Have you ever met such a beautiful nasty creature? 137 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:53,278 What do we do? Where do we go? 138 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:58,838 - Have a walk? - Fine. - In the car you and me. 139 00:19:58,839 --> 00:20:01,798 Put on the coat 140 00:20:01,799 --> 00:20:05,159 Let�s go now 141 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:10,078 Where do we go? Outside, put your coat. 142 00:20:10,079 --> 00:20:14,999 We go to the restaurant, we have zuppa inglese and then we dance. 143 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,879 You like dancing? Put this on. 144 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:22,919 No, this is not good. I�ll buy a coat and a hat for you. 145 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:26,439 You will look beautiful and I will be proud of you. 146 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:31,719 I` really wanted to go shopping with an old friend. 147 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:36,919 We are ready but first you should tell me your name... 148 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,558 - What�s your name? - Mine? - Yes. 149 00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:43,358 - Giuditta. - Nice to meet you, Giuditta. 150 00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:46,679 Nice to meet you. Enough... 151 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:50,318 Now that we are friends... 152 00:20:50,319 --> 00:20:55,358 - You are offended because I call you �nasty creature�? - yes. 153 00:20:55,359 --> 00:21:01,879 Sorry. I misunderstood you because of the fur you we wearing. 154 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:06,439 Wait! It` is better If the fur coat stays here. 155 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:11,758 - Have you ever seen the world? - No - You will be enchanted. 156 00:21:11,759 --> 00:21:15,199 Lets see if there�s anybody around. 157 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:23,200 Ok, free. 158 00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:48,359 Mourizio, this is beautiful! 159 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,399 Mourizio, what is this? 160 00:21:55,400 --> 00:22:00,318 - Second gear. - No, it�s the hand break. 161 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:04,399 And this? 162 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:12,400 - First gear? - No. that�s the seat. - right. 163 00:22:13,759 --> 00:22:17,118 That�s easy. 164 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:21,278 Ask me something. 165 00:22:21,279 --> 00:22:29,279 - What is this? - Second gear. - No, it�s the third. 166 00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:36,439 I left something in the car. I�ll be back soon, you stay here. 167 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:41,159 No, you wait here. Got it? here. 168 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,318 - where? - here, sit down. 169 00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:51,078 I�ll be back soon. 170 00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:54,719 Mourizio! 171 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,038 What is this? 172 00:22:58,039 --> 00:23:01,439 - The hand break. - Good! 173 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:09,440 I got it right. 174 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,999 Excuse me, which way to the station? 175 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:53,000 The station? 176 00:23:54,000 --> 00:24:02,000 The station! 177 00:24:03,336 --> 00:24:04,892 - Yes! 178 00:24:04,893 --> 00:24:12,893 - I�m Gloria, I left the driving license on the table, near the fruit. 179 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,518 Who�s that? 180 00:24:18,519 --> 00:24:25,518 I�m Gloria, I left the driving license on the table, near the fruit. 181 00:24:25,519 --> 00:24:26,528 - Yes! 182 00:24:26,529 --> 00:24:33,439 - I�m Gloria, I left the driving license on the table, near the fruit. 183 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:37,558 - Who�s that? - yes? - Who�s that 7 184 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:40,439 I am Gloria, I left my driving license... 185 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:48,440 ..on the table. next to the fruit. To the station! 186 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,318 What happened yesterday? I was waiting for you. 187 00:24:56,319 --> 00:25:04,319 - Today we have all the time we need. u Father Mourizio! - No! 188 00:25:04,759 --> 00:25:07,399 Your son has been arrested! 189 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:12,399 - Are you father Maurizio? - Yes. - Your son has been arrested! 190 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:16,919 Yesterday the police arrested somebody who claims to be your son 191 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:22,038 Nobody believed him, but you should come here for the papers. 192 00:25:22,039 --> 00:25:27,999 - I was talking to... - It wont take long. 193 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:36,000 I am sorry, Potrie'io. 194 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,118 Finally! take a seat. 195 00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:43,838 Bring him here. 196 00:25:43,839 --> 00:25:49,598 Take him away! We found him at the station, completely naked. 197 00:25:49,599 --> 00:25:53,919 He wanted the driving license Of some Gloria with fruit. 198 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:59,838 - Do you know him and take any responsibility? - Ok. 199 00:25:59,839 --> 00:26:03,159 All night long he asked for zuppa inglese 200 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:07,879 But we don�t have it. Not even the cafe had it. 201 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,999 Boring! You don�t have anything here! 202 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,639 I was so bored all night long 203 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:20,358 Mourizio! Mourizio, where have you been? 204 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:24,399 How are you? This is Maurizio! 205 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,159 Mourizio! 206 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:32,318 This is one of the most boring places I�ve ever been. There�s nothing! 207 00:26:32,319 --> 00:26:36,399 This suit is the only good thing It�s pretty... 208 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:41,598 - Mister Giuditta. please. - I don�t want to stay here. 209 00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:46,358 I�ve been here all night and there is nothing 210 00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:52,239 Father, would you please send back the clothes to the police station 211 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,558 The station! 212 00:26:54,559 --> 00:27:00,239 Let�s go, Maurizio. 213 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,838 Be quite Try to relax, Maurizio 214 00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:07,639 You know something? You are a liar! 215 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:14,758 No doubt, you are a liar, I realized since the first moment 216 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:18,959 Anyway, I don�t care. It�s your business. 217 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:23,838 Did you realize I don�t even care? 218 00:27:23,839 --> 00:27:29,078 I pretend you are a friend or a relative. 219 00:27:29,079 --> 00:27:33,518 And you can... 220 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:36,159 You can stay as long as you want. 221 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:44,118 I don�t want to know why you are here. It�s your business. 222 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:48,159 But I give you an advice. Behave good. 223 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:53,118 I bought you some clothes so you won�t be naked 224 00:27:53,119 --> 00:28:01,119 I�m just asking not to be chased away Am I asking too much? 225 00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:05,078 And don�t laugh like a ``smart guy``. 226 00:28:05,079 --> 00:28:11,558 Do you want to move me? Listen, I could do that too. 227 00:28:11,559 --> 00:28:16,038 Mourizio, where are we eating? 228 00:28:16,039 --> 00:28:20,318 Then you didn�t get it! We are not going out for dinner. 229 00:28:20,319 --> 00:28:23,679 I am going to dinner and will bring you something 230 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,399 I will go to the restaurant alone 231 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:30,758 - What shall I do all night long? - Since you like yourself so much... 232 00:28:30,759 --> 00:28:36,358 ..Look in the mirror! You have a nice suit. 233 00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:41,399 Damn! I don�t like this suit. 234 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:47,598 This suit is disgusting but the person inside of it...wow! 235 00:28:47,599 --> 00:28:52,118 I can�t believe it. We�re an amazing race! 236 00:28:52,119 --> 00:28:54,598 That�s incredible! 237 00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:59,239 And think I don�t have easy tastes 238 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:05,118 Mourizio, let�s go to dinner. I promise I won�t say a word 239 00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:09,999 Come on, Maurizio. Let�s go to dinner. 240 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,129 - You coming with me at ``Benvenuto`s``? 241 00:29:14,130 --> 00:29:15,639 - Yes, please. 242 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:19,199 They won�t let you in you are ignorant. 243 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:24,598 - maybe you never went to school. - To school? 244 00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:25,798 To school! 245 00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:29,758 Mathematics! Two times one, nine! 246 00:29:29,759 --> 00:29:32,838 Two times two, fourteen. 247 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:35,919 two times four, zero! 248 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,358 Two times six, nothing! 249 00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:41,639 History! 250 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:46,598 Babylonians? Babylonians are all dead. 251 00:29:46,599 --> 00:29:49,078 Geography! Japanese people? 252 00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:51,278 Japanese people are 123! 253 00:29:51,279 --> 00:29:59,279 Gyms! Do this! 254 00:30:13,039 --> 00:30:16,358 Mourizio, bring me to dinner. 255 00:30:16,359 --> 00:30:17,639 No! 256 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:25,640 I said no and I say it again. No! 257 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:43,558 - yes? - My name is Father Maurizio, some friends are waiting for me. 258 00:30:43,559 --> 00:30:48,838 - Please. - Good evening. - This way. 259 00:30:48,839 --> 00:30:51,399 Father Maurizio! 260 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,679 - How are you, Roberto? - I am fine. 261 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,278 May I introduce you my mother. 262 00:30:57,279 --> 00:31:01,199 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 263 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,078 - This is my father. - My pleasure. - Nice to meet you. 264 00:31:05,079 --> 00:31:09,358 Can I express to you all my gratitude. 265 00:31:09,359 --> 00:31:12,798 My son always talks about you. 266 00:31:12,799 --> 00:31:17,679 Your son is very kind but he takes the credit. 267 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:22,239 He�s a good boy! I am following his studies... 268 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,598 ..and I am advising him to the right way. 269 00:31:25,599 --> 00:31:33,599 Naturally, the credit is yours 270 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:14,440 BELL 271 00:32:15,799 --> 00:32:16,884 - Yes? 272 00:32:16,885 --> 00:32:19,927 - I am Gloria, I left the driving 273 00:32:19,928 --> 00:32:24,639 license on the table, next to the fruit. 274 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,758 What do you want? 275 00:32:27,759 --> 00:32:31,358 I am looking for Father Maurizio, I am late. 276 00:32:31,359 --> 00:32:34,479 - Who should I refer to? - Giuditta. 277 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:42,480 - Giuditta Giuditta. - Please, wait here. - Thanks. 278 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:52,999 Father, Mr Giuditta is here, for you. 279 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,719 - Who? - Mr Giuditta. 280 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,118 Mourizio! 281 00:32:59,119 --> 00:33:00,879 Good evening. 282 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:05,518 I�ve something to say to Maurizio then I go. I am eating alone. 283 00:33:05,519 --> 00:33:13,519 Not at all! Father Maurizio�s friend are welcome. Take a seat. 284 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:19,798 To be true I am not a friend, but his nephew. 285 00:33:19,799 --> 00:33:27,799 A nephew? Nice! 286 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:42,440 Excuse me, can I have some wine? 287 00:33:55,759 --> 00:34:01,838 - Do you want this too? - No! 288 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:06,479 Do you want something to eat? 289 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:11,439 - Do you have zuppa inglese? - No. It�s over. 290 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,879 Not even a little bit? 291 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:22,880 - Tell me the truth. - It�s over. 292 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:30,678 Are you living here or just visiting? 293 00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:34,839 He�s visiting for a few days 294 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:41,479 He needs to recover bit because, as you can see... 295 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,399 ..he is not completely.. 296 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,518 You understand... 297 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:52,399 He had a bad time. His girlfriend left him. 298 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,638 And now something�s wrong in his mind. 299 00:34:56,639 --> 00:35:01,839 When I was young it was much more difficult and we suffered a lot. 300 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:06,078 Nowadays they have sex w without knowing each other 301 00:35:06,079 --> 00:35:11,999 Yes!, they have sex easily 302 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,919 - What do they have? - Sex. 303 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:21,399 What does it mean? 304 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:27,678 - Having sex! - Be physically with a woman. 305 00:35:27,679 --> 00:35:32,598 To possess her physically. 306 00:35:32,599 --> 00:35:36,879 Ah! Now I got it! 307 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,638 I did it with Giuditta. 308 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:44,359 - Now you are not together? - Please! 309 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:50,479 Intimate relationships make you reach inside. 310 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:56,534 - What is that your girlfriend left you? 311 00:35:56,535 --> 00:35:58,158 -A fur coat 312 00:35:58,159 --> 00:36:03,678 Mourizio, where is Giuditta's fur coat? I looked good on it!. 313 00:36:03,679 --> 00:36:07,038 She was you same age? 314 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:11,158 Absolutely not! She was bigger. 315 00:36:11,159 --> 00:36:16,279 She was about 64! 316 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,598 She was so fat and ugly. 317 00:36:19,599 --> 00:36:24,118 Terrible family, so annoying! 318 00:36:24,119 --> 00:36:28,238 How did you meet? 319 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:36,239 Casually one night I went inside her while she was sleeping. 320 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,718 How did she react? 321 00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:44,839 She didn�t even notice. I went in while she was sleeping. 322 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,959 I was for two days inside of her and she didn�t notice anything. 323 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:54,279 Did you possess a 64 old year woman... 324 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,518 ..for two days? in bed? 325 00:36:57,519 --> 00:37:00,638 Not only in bed! 326 00:37:00,639 --> 00:37:03,439 In the kitchen, in the bathroom... 327 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:09,518 ... on the street, on the bus on the bike, wherever she went. 328 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:14,238 I couldn�t go in and out or she would run away! 329 00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:22,239 Her family tried to take me out but...no way. 330 00:37:23,039 --> 00:37:27,518 - What was her name? - Giuditta. 331 00:37:27,519 --> 00:37:34,598 - Did you know her? - Yes. I did. 332 00:37:34,599 --> 00:37:37,479 Why did you choose a 64 old year woman? 333 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:43,999 I don�t care about the age. I just wanted to get inside somebody... 334 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,718 ... I found a lady and I got in. 335 00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,678 If I�d have met you, I `d got inside you. 336 00:37:50,679 --> 00:37:54,598 If I�d met the lady, I�d got inside her. 337 00:37:54,599 --> 00:38:02,599 To me is the same! I don�t care about the age! 338 00:38:12,599 --> 00:38:17,359 What a dinner! I won�t forget it. 339 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,479 I will never ever have the courage... 340 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:26,078 ...to look at those people in their faces. 341 00:38:26,079 --> 00:38:31,198 Is it ever possible you did not understand? 342 00:38:31,199 --> 00:38:34,718 I can�t believe it, Giuditta! 343 00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:41,038 Really you did not understand what happened? 344 00:38:41,039 --> 00:38:44,839 For one moment I thought you were... 345 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:52,840 the only normal person sitting at that table. 346 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:03,638 maybe I drank too much. 347 00:39:03,639 --> 00:39:07,999 Toxi! 348 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:12,359 Toxi! 349 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:16,479 At this time late at night it is better to walk. 350 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:24,480 I drank so much that walking will be good for me. 351 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:38,718 How windy! I drank too much. I have to go to the bathroom. 352 00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:46,719 You wait here, I go to the bathroom. 353 00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:05,914 It has been years since I didn�t walk at night. 354 00:40:05,915 --> 00:40:11,999 I can�t remember last time I did it. 355 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,530 do you know what I wanted to be as a child? 356 00:40:14,531 --> 00:40:17,118 I will tell you. But don�t tell anybody. 357 00:40:17,119 --> 00:40:22,558 I wanted to be a singer. I was playing contrabass. 358 00:40:22,559 --> 00:40:30,559 SINGS IN ENGLISH 359 00:40:50,599 --> 00:40:55,518 I must make an effort not to think to that day. 360 00:40:55,519 --> 00:41:00,598 I should have answered: �First street on the right. Goodbye.� 361 00:41:00,599 --> 00:41:04,118 Instead I told her: �I will take you there, miss.� 362 00:41:04,119 --> 00:41:08,439 She answered: �No, I don�t want to disturb.� 363 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:13,558 And I: �It would be a pleasure, I don�t take a walk very often.� 364 00:41:13,559 --> 00:41:18,879 She looked at me amazed: �Why, don�t you go out so often?� 365 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,399 I am a priest, miss. 366 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:27,158 �I would have never thought about that.� �Thanks. Very nice of you.� 367 00:41:27,159 --> 00:41:31,678 She said: �Well, I am arrived.� 368 00:41:31,679 --> 00:41:37,198 �Me too.� 369 00:41:37,199 --> 00:41:41,718 Ehi! What are you doing? 370 00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:45,839 Are you still taking a wizz? Stop it! 371 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:51,879 Stop it! Can you hear me? 372 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:57,399 Stop it! Are you crazy? Put it back inside. 373 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,518 What? 374 00:41:59,519 --> 00:42:05,759 Do you want to drawn the town? 375 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,078 Can you hear the music? 376 00:42:09,079 --> 00:42:11,198 Music! 377 00:42:11,199 --> 00:42:16,118 - Music! Over there! - I hear nothing. 378 00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:18,518 Mourizio! 379 00:42:18,519 --> 00:42:22,999 Music! Come here, Mourizio. Can you hear? 380 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,518 Model number 8: Charlotte. 381 00:42:26,519 --> 00:42:30,638 A bright model, intimate nostalgic and brilliant. 382 00:42:30,639 --> 00:42:34,359 Just one defect: it has an unusual fantasy. 383 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:39,879 It is like the wind is enhancing the magic atmosphere of this night. 384 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,999 Here is Leo! Come here, Leo. 385 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,919 Model number 10: beautiful! Let�s go a bit into the future. 386 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:54,638 Model number 11: Eleonoro and model number 12: Giorgio. 387 00:42:54,639 --> 00:42:58,279 Now you can admire the tones and the sufferance... 388 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:02,198 ..of the colours so peacefully restless 389 00:43:02,199 --> 00:43:05,319 take a seat please, don�t go away! 390 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:10,959 Now the wind bring us model number 13! 391 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:16,479 A beautiful and unique wedding dress 392 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:24,480 that needs not further comments. 393 00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:36,119 Oh, poor dear. I will help you. 394 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,518 It is wonderful here! 395 00:43:47,519 --> 00:43:51,638 Have you seen? The first one in red the second one in green.. 396 00:43:51,639 --> 00:43:55,158 I want to stay here forever. Mourizio! 397 00:43:55,159 --> 00:44:01,279 We can�t stay here forever. It�s late. 398 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,399 I am very tired and I have a big headache... 399 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:10,518 ..so let�s go home soon. I can�t stand anymore. 400 00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:18,038 - Mourizio! - I am fed up with it. 401 00:44:18,039 --> 00:44:20,279 Mourizio! 402 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,678 - Mourizio! - Where are you going? - It�s the wind! 403 00:44:23,679 --> 00:44:25,919 It�s too strong! 404 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:30,439 - Help me! - Come down! - They�re pulling me! 405 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:34,558 - Who is pulling you? - Mourizio, help me! 406 00:44:34,559 --> 00:44:38,799 - What are you saying? - Mourizio, they are pulling! 407 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:46,800 Giuditta, where are you? come here! 408 00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,518 - Mourizio! - Giuditta! 409 00:44:52,519 --> 00:44:58,999 I am here. Take my hand. I am not going back there! 410 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:05,999 Be quiet, you are on the ground. 411 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Mourizio! 412 00:45:20,199 --> 00:45:24,319 Is Father Maurizio there? It�s late they are waiting him for the service. 413 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,033 - Who? - Father Maurizio needs to get dressed 414 00:45:27,034 --> 00:45:29,038 for the service. Where is he? 415 00:45:29,039 --> 00:45:33,246 - He needs to get dressed for the service? 416 00:45:33,247 --> 00:45:36,279 - Yes. He feels very bad. 417 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,999 He was very bad all night long. 418 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:45,118 He said to me: �If Saverio comes, tell him I can�t go and you will.� 419 00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:49,238 - Let�s go. - You? - Yes. let�s go. 420 00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:54,959 I go. 421 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:59,078 - Who gave you this suit? - I bought it. 422 00:45:59,079 --> 00:46:07,079 Nice! 423 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:24,319 This are the clothes! But they are all ugly. 424 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,038 The pretty ones are only these two. 425 00:46:27,039 --> 00:46:30,959 - Do you like? What�s you r name? - Soverio. - I knew! 426 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:35,879 Saverio, you must stay quiet and look a little bit nicer, 427 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:40,399 That is your best suit I like it most. 428 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,518 Soverio! What are you doing? Where are we going? 429 00:46:43,519 --> 00:46:46,638 We should go there. But I don�t know if... 430 00:46:46,639 --> 00:46:52,558 - There? - Yes. - What�s over there? - What? 431 00:46:52,559 --> 00:47:00,559 I take a look. You wait here. 432 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:22,118 Soverio! It�s full of people there. 433 00:47:22,119 --> 00:47:24,636 Sure. They are here for the service. 434 00:47:24,637 --> 00:47:28,038 They�ve been waiting for more than half hour. 435 00:47:28,039 --> 00:47:36,039 - What are they waiting for? - You! - Me? 436 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:40,879 - They are waiting for me? - yes. 437 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:45,198 I understand! 438 00:47:45,199 --> 00:47:49,919 I�ll go first, after a while you come, as surprise. 439 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:54,439 - As surprise? - Yes, when you feel it. 440 00:47:54,440 --> 00:48:02,440 Now I go. 441 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Model number 4: Giuditta. 442 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:36,480 I don�t want to influence you just look in silence and meditate. 443 00:48:42,199 --> 00:48:46,718 You�ve been waiting for one hour now you can finally see it. 444 00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:51,198 It�s a shiny model, intimate, nostalgic and... 445 00:48:51,199 --> 00:48:56,558 how was that? sincere and.. but most of all... 446 00:48:56,559 --> 00:49:04,559 it�s suitable to jump! 447 00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:27,678 An applause! And now... Leo, come here! 448 00:49:27,679 --> 00:49:32,799 Look, I am proud of this model. An applause! 449 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:38,518 Come here, look at the crossings! 450 00:49:38,519 --> 00:49:42,638 Look at the colours! You go back to your seats. 451 00:49:42,639 --> 00:49:47,799 Model 18: Sabrina. You, Sabrina! Applause! 452 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:52,919 I am moved, look at the model! I spent many nights making it. 453 00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:56,919 Very good. Now you all go back 454 00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:01,638 Now you all turn around. 455 00:50:01,639 --> 00:50:07,558 And now have a look to all the models together. 456 00:50:07,559 --> 00:50:12,759 The sufferance of the colours so peacefully restless. 457 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:17,439 - Good. Stay seat down Don�t go away. - Giuditta! 458 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:25,440 Mourizio! Mourizio! 459 00:50:31,639 --> 00:50:39,639 Patrizia! 460 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,518 I am glad you understood. 461 00:50:54,519 --> 00:50:58,638 When you will be recovered you should go on vacation. 462 00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:01,638 Right? 463 00:51:01,639 --> 00:51:04,759 Maybe you are right. 464 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:08,879 - But I�ve many things to do. - Mourizio... 465 00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:12,999 - Your nephew... What�s his name?- Giuditta. 466 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,118 I forgot it. 467 00:51:15,119 --> 00:51:18,999 He can�t stay here, he must go home. 468 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:25,598 Easy to say than to do. 469 00:51:25,599 --> 00:51:30,718 - It�s my fault. - Where is he now? 470 00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,839 I don�t know, he was just here. 471 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:39,678 Giuditta! Giuditta! 472 00:51:39,679 --> 00:51:47,679 Giuditta! 473 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:12,400 To the station! 474 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,118 - Excuse me, sir. Can I take that seat? - Please. 475 00:52:33,119 --> 00:52:41,119 Thanks. 476 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:53,400 - Wonderful! - Thanks. - That�s really a nice coat. 477 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:02,399 It�s just my clock. 478 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:07,158 There�s also a game. 479 00:53:07,159 --> 00:53:12,279 - Do you want to play a bit? - Wonderful! May I? 480 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,799 Now I explain. 481 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,919 Well... 482 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:23,038 There�s the hunter and the birds. Shoot. Good! 483 00:53:23,039 --> 00:53:31,039 - Very good! - Amazing! 484 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,238 Please. 485 00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:44,239 Thanks. Very nice of you. 486 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:53,919 - Oh! - The ink stained on you. I am sorry. 487 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:58,038 - The pen is not so good. - It doesn�t matter. - Here. 488 00:53:58,039 --> 00:54:06,039 The ``lid`` was a bit dirty. 489 00:54:21,599 --> 00:54:29,599 May I? 490 00:54:49,159 --> 00:54:55,678 Tickets, please. 491 00:54:55,679 --> 00:55:01,198 Thanks, have a good trip. Ticket, sir? 492 00:55:01,199 --> 00:55:04,319 - Thanks. Ticket? - That�s it. - What? 493 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:08,439 That�s my ticket. That man took it. 494 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,889 - Again? - What? He took it from me! 495 00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:13,668 - One more ticket missing. - In fact! 496 00:55:13,669 --> 00:55:16,156 - He says that here everything is his own. 497 00:55:16,157 --> 00:55:18,078 - Not everything. The ticket. 498 00:55:18,079 --> 00:55:21,598 - Whose watch is this? - Mine. 499 00:55:21,599 --> 00:55:25,919 - The lady�s pen? - Mine. - The tissue? - Mine. 500 00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:30,638 - The glasses? - Are wearing my glasses? - The coat? - Mine! 501 00:55:30,639 --> 00:55:35,238 - I understand! Come with me. - Miss,..there is a mistake! 502 00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:38,078 - Let�s go. - There�s a mistake. 503 00:55:38,079 --> 00:55:43,198 When you came in you said: �This train is mine!� 504 00:55:43,199 --> 00:55:48,118 - �even the ticket checker is mine!� - Me? - Yes. 505 00:55:48,119 --> 00:55:56,119 He�s going to have a problem. 506 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:50,919 Can I have back my coat? I must take another ticket. 507 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:54,638 We had fun enough! 508 00:56:54,639 --> 00:57:00,399 You are a funny guy. You understand me, right? 509 00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:05,319 - Is that yours? - I don�t know. What is it? 510 00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:09,207 - A letter. Is it yours? - Don�t know... 511 00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:12,999 Let me read, maybe I�ll remember... 512 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:17,518 �My love, I am leaving and maybe I won�t be back.� Is it yours? 513 00:57:17,519 --> 00:57:21,839 I don�t remember. Go on. 514 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,154 �It�s my fault. 515 00:57:23,155 --> 00:57:27,359 When I saw you like that in the church...� 516 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,879 �..I thought you went crazy because of ne.� 517 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:34,319 �I am going to visit my mother. Don�t follow me, I want to stay alone.� 518 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,038 But I love you... 519 00:57:37,039 --> 00:57:42,959 - Are you reading my letter? - Is it yours? - Shame on you, you scoundrel! 520 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:47,678 Go away! 521 00:57:47,679 --> 00:57:55,679 He�s crazy! 522 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:40,879 It�s here! 523 00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:46,399 - Nino! Nino! - Guys. Don�t be stupid and give me my bag. 524 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,759 My bag, come on! 525 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:57,760 - Careful! - Attention, it�s heavy! 526 00:59:02,599 --> 00:59:07,638 - Porter! (together) porter! 527 00:59:07,639 --> 00:59:15,639 - Is there a porter? (together) Is there a porter? 528 00:59:17,559 --> 00:59:25,559 Nino! Nino! 529 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:51,800 Porter! 530 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:12,118 There are no porters. 531 01:00:12,119 --> 01:00:20,119 Porter! 532 01:00:22,639 --> 01:00:27,439 Nobody around. 533 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:35,440 If somebody would be here to help a girl to carry her bag. 534 01:00:36,159 --> 01:00:41,439 Uff 535 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:47,799 I didn�t want to come here. 536 01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,919 I knew! I feel these kind of things! 537 01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:54,038 If somebody would have helped me... 538 01:00:54,039 --> 01:00:56,959 ..now I would not be here! 539 01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:03,158 Damn! 540 01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:07,678 And this too! I knew! 541 01:01:07,679 --> 01:01:10,799 Go away! Go away! 542 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,479 Do you like being there? 543 01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,598 Do you like being on the rails? 544 01:01:16,599 --> 01:01:24,599 You are a neurotic and stubborn shoe! I think you have some serious problems! 545 01:01:25,119 --> 01:01:29,238 Now I can tell you: I never liked you! Too tight! 546 01:01:29,239 --> 01:01:37,239 TRAIN WHISTLE 547 01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:34,518 I think we should walk. Taxis arrive after 16.30. 548 01:02:34,519 --> 01:02:40,558 May I introduce myself: Professor Cusatelli Germaniis. 549 01:02:40,559 --> 01:02:43,678 You say to go walking. but where is the Grand Hotel? 550 01:02:43,679 --> 01:02:47,839 - A few minutes. - That�s Too much, I have a bag and one shoe. 551 01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:52,759 Then... I can help you. 552 01:02:52,760 --> 01:03:00,760 I can carry your bag. 553 01:03:01,239 --> 01:03:05,999 Uff 554 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:14,000 Fine. professor. let�s walk. 555 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:29,118 It was a very bad idea. 556 01:03:29,119 --> 01:03:33,638 - We can ask that guy to help us - Never! 557 01:03:33,639 --> 01:03:36,759 Then you wait here. I look for a taxi. 558 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:44,479 Before you pretended not to see me, this time try to be a gentleman. 559 01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:51,999 He doesn�t answer... 560 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:55,118 Ah! What are you doing? Are you crazy? 561 01:03:55,119 --> 01:03:58,238 Put me down! Professor, help! 562 01:03:58,239 --> 01:04:02,158 Put me down! 563 01:04:02,159 --> 01:04:05,678 We solved the problem. 564 01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:08,158 It�s not very far. 565 01:04:08,159 --> 01:04:12,279 You look like a person with a job that starts with �p�. 566 01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:16,399 painter. printer... Oh! 567 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:20,919 Stop. Professor, please, take it. Thanks. 568 01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:26,038 where was I... porter! Not that one! 569 01:04:26,039 --> 01:04:30,439 Paper boy l 570 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:36,158 No! You must turn right. 571 01:04:36,159 --> 01:04:44,159 Do you know at what time the casino opens? 572 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,359 - Can I help you? 573 01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:55,118 - There should be a reservation under my name 574 01:04:55,119 --> 01:05:03,119 Nino Mociucescu. This is my passport. 575 01:05:03,639 --> 01:05:11,639 - I can�t find your reservation - Give it to me. 576 01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:18,319 - Never mind. I want a room with service and a terrace.- I can�t find... 577 01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:22,238 Give her what she wants, the guys is not very comfortable. 578 01:05:22,239 --> 01:05:24,759 Ok. 579 01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:28,279 Giovanni. 580 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:34,799 - Take the lady to nr 414. Your bag? - This one. 581 01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,919 And this one. 582 01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:44,920 - This way. - Put me down Careful, thanks. 583 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:49,718 - Goodbye, professor. - Miss. - Goodbye. 584 01:05:49,719 --> 01:05:54,439 Could you send upstairs a hot chocolate and a pair of shoes size 38.5 585 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:58,558 - When does the casino opens? - You? 586 01:05:58,559 --> 01:06:03,999 - You? - Me? 587 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:12,000 A zuppa inglese and a pair of socks 21.5 588 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:17,799 She�s a nice girl! Maybe a bit nervous but very pretty. 589 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:21,118 Professor, I don�t feel very well. 590 01:06:21,119 --> 01:06:24,638 - I am so tired too. I will go to my hotel. - No! 591 01:06:24,639 --> 01:06:30,558 Wait a minute. I wanted to ask: that girl... 592 01:06:30,559 --> 01:06:33,678 ..that was on my shoulders.. she�s beautiful! 593 01:06:33,679 --> 01:06:36,799 She... how can I say? 594 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:40,319 Which brand is that? She�s beautiful! 595 01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:44,839 She�s the most beautiful girl I�ve ever met. What kind of girl is that? 596 01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,959 She�s a woman. That�s clear! 597 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:54,479 I don�t know her, I met her at the train station, but I noticed... 598 01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:57,598 ..she�s a girl without underpants! 599 01:06:57,599 --> 01:07:00,801 - Under her skirt she�s completely naked! 600 01:07:00,802 --> 01:07:02,479 - I can�t understand! 601 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:06,399 But I liked to carry her along! 602 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:10,799 I like her. She has something... I feel that... 603 01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:15,919 You are very excited, sir. I had the same feelings... 604 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:20,038 ..when I was 15 years old. 605 01:07:20,039 --> 01:07:24,158 Still I don�t understand. I feel like... 606 01:07:24,159 --> 01:07:28,279 Professor, maybe you are acquainted with this things. 607 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:34,399 I feel like... I am pulled... I feel attracted... 608 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:40,718 I must do something, or I ``die``. I feel like... 609 01:07:40,719 --> 01:07:47,238 - How can I say... - I understand! You are very clear. 610 01:07:47,239 --> 01:07:52,718 - But I don�t know what to do! - Schiller said... 611 01:07:52,719 --> 01:07:58,799 ..�Some people know everything; this is all what they know about. 612 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:02,919 Maybe Maurizio knew. I didn�t feel like that with him. 613 01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:05,439 What shall I do? 614 01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:09,558 When the girl will come down... 615 01:08:09,559 --> 01:08:13,678 ..you approach her and... 616 01:08:13,679 --> 01:08:16,839 ..you say: �let�s have a walk.� 617 01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:20,959 Probably she will say no and you will ask her why. 618 01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:24,478 �let�s have a walk.� �No.� �Why not?� 619 01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:29,078 Because the girl is right? 620 01:08:29,079 --> 01:08:32,198 You can trust young people anymore! 621 01:08:32,199 --> 01:08:35,318 You want right away go to bed and make love! 622 01:08:35,319 --> 01:08:38,438 It�s a fake passion that is not going to last 623 01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:42,959 You stay a bit together and decide to get married �Fine, let�s get married.� 624 01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:47,879 �But I want to keep my freedom� �And I want to keep mine� 625 01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:51,999 �We stay together, but each does what he wants. Don�t smoke!� 626 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:56,398 Then divorce comes and who suffers most? Kids! 627 01:08:56,399 --> 01:08:58,959 Thanks, professor. 628 01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:04,478 �Shall we walk?� �No.� �Why?� 629 01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:09,799 �Shall we have a walk?� �No.� �Why?� 630 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:15,919 �Shall we have a walk?� �No.� �why?� 631 01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,719 �Shall we have a walk?� �No.� �why?� 632 01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:26,720 �Shall we have a walk?� �No.� 633 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:37,000 Tango 634 01:10:03,399 --> 01:10:06,719 Ok. See you tonight. 635 01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:14,720 - Just a bit slower. - Ok, bye. 636 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:24,519 �Shall we have a walk?� �No.� �why?� 637 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:29,438 �Shall we have a walk?� �No.� �why?� 638 01:10:29,439 --> 01:10:35,398 �Shall we have a walk?� �No.� �wh...� 639 01:10:35,399 --> 01:10:37,999 - Shall we have a walk? - No. 640 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:44,719 - why? - She�s right! You just want to make love 641 01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:49,238 And smoke in the bedroom. Lets divorce! 642 01:10:49,239 --> 01:10:53,639 It�s a fake room, can�t last. Who suffers? Schiller! 643 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:58,759 Very good! Shall we have a walk? I say yes. 644 01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:01,879 But I don�t think I can walk long with these shoes! 645 01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:05,559 I asked for 35.5! 646 01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:09,078 - A kiss on the lips! - On the lips? 647 01:11:09,079 --> 01:11:12,198 Ye, I don�t want anything to do with men anymore. 648 01:11:12,199 --> 01:11:16,318 I was kind of neglecting him, but he went with another... 649 01:11:16,319 --> 01:11:18,839 ..without telling me! 650 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:22,759 He kissed her on the lips in front of me. That�s too much! 651 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:26,278 Good! But I don�t understand. 652 01:11:26,279 --> 01:11:30,198 Why all that fuss for a kiss on the lips? 653 01:11:30,199 --> 01:11:36,919 Why? You don�t understand? 654 01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:44,920 - Wait here. I�ll show you. - Nina! - Wait. 655 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:57,198 - Darling! I Can�t believe it! - Are you talking to me? 656 01:11:57,199 --> 01:12:03,398 Corlo! Corlo! 657 01:12:03,399 --> 01:12:06,318 Sorry. I didn�t understand. 658 01:12:06,319 --> 01:12:14,319 - I slapped him. Let�s go. - I don�t understand. but I like it. 659 01:12:15,399 --> 01:12:19,519 - You understand what happens? -You just kiss somebody... 660 01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:24,238 ... and this mess happens? - I slapped him too. 661 01:12:24,239 --> 01:12:27,145 - And then I didn�t want to see him anymore. 662 01:12:27,146 --> 01:12:28,759 - It�s a very nice game! 663 01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:31,879 You invented it? good! 664 01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:35,278 Nina! Look over there! 665 01:12:35,279 --> 01:12:38,799 - Where? - Those 2 people! l Shall we go? - where? 666 01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:43,118 Wait. now is my turn. 667 01:12:43,119 --> 01:12:51,119 No! 668 01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:56,919 Look who is here! It�s you, darling! 669 01:12:56,920 --> 01:13:01,038 I called you at least a 1000 times! 670 01:13:01,039 --> 01:13:06,358 - Who is? - Finally! uh sorry, I didn�t see you. 671 01:13:06,359 --> 01:13:13,919 - You kissed the man! - You too! I like this game. 672 01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:17,839 I didn�t read about side effects. My cousin was feeling bad. 673 01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:21,755 He suffered from pleurosis. the instructions read: 674 01:13:21,756 --> 01:13:24,519 don�t give to asthmatic people�. 675 01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:27,639 I got scared. He started breathing like this... 676 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:30,158 Hii! Hii! 677 01:13:30,159 --> 01:13:34,959 How hot! Pleurosis went away but he was never able to speak anymore. 678 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:41,879 - He got an asthma attach. - Hii! - Right! 679 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:46,799 Now, Instead of talking, he whistles. 680 01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:52,078 Let�s go the casino. 681 01:13:52,079 --> 01:13:56,198 I don�t like yellow, neither 2pm, 3pm nor eggplants. 682 01:13:56,199 --> 01:13:59,318 I like chocolate, people called Giorgio... 683 01:13:59,319 --> 01:14:02,839 ... number 4, the wind blowing high... 684 01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:05,759 ...confetti and celery. 685 01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:09,879 What do you like/ uh! I also like singing hard out! 686 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:14,999 Paropop�! What do you like? 687 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:19,118 Right now... I like... 688 01:14:19,119 --> 01:14:22,759 the... I don�t even know the name. 689 01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:26,879 And... I am ashamed. It�s the first time it happens to me. 690 01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:31,799 - Tell me what it is. - Can I tell you? I like... 691 01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:34,919 I like it very much. I had never seen it before. 692 01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:40,198 I�ve seen it very quickly. You�ve got it in a strange place. 693 01:14:40,199 --> 01:14:45,519 Who gave it to you, Nina? Where can you get it? Can I have a better look? 694 01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:49,639 Why don�t you put it in a better place? 695 01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:53,358 - If I only had it... - The casino is opening. I must go. 696 01:14:53,359 --> 01:14:56,478 Don�t interrupt me, let me finish. 697 01:14:56,479 --> 01:15:01,999 That thing... I feel attracted by you. 698 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:06,118 I want to hold you. That thing is the most beautiful... 699 01:15:06,119 --> 01:15:10,639 If I had it... I thought I was the most beautiful person in the world... 700 01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:14,759 ... than I see that thing and I realize that I really miss everything. 701 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:19,879 That thing... can I borrow it? 702 01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:23,799 People don�t know about it you should show... 703 01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:27,719 Nina, that thing is really... how can I do? 704 01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:32,839 My friend Maurizio. He didn�t have anything like that. 705 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:36,759 I didn�t look very well, but I am sure he didn�t have it. 706 01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:40,879 I�ve never seen anything like that. When I see him, I will ask. 707 01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:46,599 I feel like... Nina! 708 01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:54,398 - Card. - Nine! I knew! I felt it! 709 01:15:54,399 --> 01:15:57,919 - What happened? - He fainted. 710 01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:05,920 I am so sorry. 711 01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:26,600 - Well? - People. Are you playing? - If nobody plays, I switch table. 712 01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:31,118 - Ciao! - You lost it. I found it. 713 01:16:31,119 --> 01:16:36,799 Ok, let�s bet a coffee. 714 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:42,318 I was talking... 715 01:16:42,319 --> 01:16:46,238 - One for you, one for me... - Well... 716 01:16:46,239 --> 01:16:53,198 - Card. - Nine. - What? - Nine. - Nine? 717 01:16:53,199 --> 01:16:56,719 Coffee turned into a cappuccino. Let�s bet on this too. 718 01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:59,639 One for you. One for me... 719 01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:03,118 - Card. - Card. - Nine. 720 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:06,719 Good! Really good. 721 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:10,839 - You leave everything there? - Yes. - I am so scared! 722 01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:17,999 One for you. One for me... 723 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:26,000 - Card. - Nine! - Nine. 724 01:17:28,199 --> 01:17:31,799 Eight! 725 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:39,800 Nine! 726 01:17:40,399 --> 01:17:48,399 - Eight! - Nine! 727 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:55,919 - Card. - Nine! 728 01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:59,639 - Cord. - Nine! 729 01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:07,118 - Cord. - Nine! 730 01:18:07,119 --> 01:18:13,999 Nine! 731 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:22,000 Somebody here is making me very unlucky. 732 01:18:26,159 --> 01:18:34,159 - Card. - Nine! 733 01:18:40,199 --> 01:18:45,118 - Would you like to play again, Madame? - Can�t you see I�ve nothing left? 734 01:18:45,119 --> 01:18:53,119 To you, gentlemen. 735 01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:37,606 - I would like to play everything for... 736 01:19:37,607 --> 01:19:38,999 - May I, miss? 737 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:44,599 - You can still win. - How? - Sorry if I interrupt you, but... 738 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:50,478 Professor Cusotelli, we met at the... 739 01:19:50,479 --> 01:19:54,959 Maybe you think I am bit strange, But I think I understand... 740 01:19:54,960 --> 01:20:00,078 .. that this lucky guy would bet all he has won... 741 01:20:00,079 --> 01:20:04,198 ..just to spend the night with you. - What? 742 01:20:04,199 --> 01:20:07,318 What did you say? 743 01:20:07,319 --> 01:20:10,839 You are a pig! No, you are two pigs. 744 01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:16,559 And I should bet my body for these... 745 01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:21,158 - How much is it? - 112 millions. 746 01:20:21,159 --> 01:20:27,278 I should spend a night with him for these stupid 112 millions? 747 01:20:27,279 --> 01:20:31,799 - It�s the most vulgar thing... - What�s your decision, Madame? 748 01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:39,800 What a silly question! I Accept! 749 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:49,559 Excuse me... Which game is this? 750 01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:52,679 - le Chemin de fer. - How do you win? 751 01:20:52,680 --> 01:21:00,680 - You win if you get close to nr 9. - Then you say �nine�? 752 01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:11,800 - Card. - Nine! 753 01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:21,919 You can�t laugh! I realized soon that you would bring bad luck. 754 01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:26,398 Bad crow! 755 01:21:26,399 --> 01:21:29,519 Thanks. 756 01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:35,398 Come here. I always pay my debts. 757 01:21:35,399 --> 01:21:43,399 Good. Congratulations. 758 01:21:44,239 --> 01:21:52,239 - Monsieur. The Fiches! - Nine! 759 01:21:53,199 --> 01:21:56,318 Cusotelli is your friend, right? 760 01:21:56,319 --> 01:21:59,438 He�s not a journalist, he�s a �piggist�! 761 01:21:59,439 --> 01:22:04,559 This is not a casino, this is a �brothel� 112 millions for one night! 762 01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:07,559 224 for two nights. Not so bad! 763 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:11,599 You should force me to spend the night with you. 764 01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:14,719 - But I... - Don�t try to convince me - No... 765 01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:20,839 - I won�t have sex with you. - I don�t want to have sex with you. 766 01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:24,959 You bet 112 millions to sleep with me. 767 01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:28,318 Say the truth: you can�t wait to take off your clothes. 768 01:22:28,319 --> 01:22:34,519 Get undressed? Naked? Why? Why should I go to bed with you? 769 01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:37,639 - You don�t want to go to bed with me? - No. 770 01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:40,839 - No? - No! 771 01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:44,959 No? I say no, not you. 772 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:50,478 Now you go to bed with me! Either you want it or not! 773 01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:55,999 - What�s wrong with me? - Nothing! I like you very much. but... 774 01:22:56,000 --> 01:23:00,519 Why should we go to bed, naked? I would like to do something else... 775 01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:04,238 I cant` understand anything, but I feel I would like... 776 01:23:04,239 --> 01:23:08,759 Don�t touch me, pig! I knew you wanted to go to bed with me. 777 01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:12,278 Again? Nina, think about it! 778 01:23:12,279 --> 01:23:15,839 I have all night long at disposal 779 01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:21,398 ..and should I waste it in bed with you, naked? 780 01:23:21,399 --> 01:23:26,919 I cant` understand. Do you want to go to bed with me or not? 781 01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:33,639 I do not want to spend the night in bed with you. 782 01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:36,919 Then there�s nothing else to say. 783 01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:40,038 Pig! 784 01:23:40,039 --> 01:23:46,639 - Nina! - Leave me alone, I don�t want to see you anymore. 785 01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:50,999 Nina, but where... 786 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:54,318 - Who�s that? - This is Gloria... 787 01:23:54,319 --> 01:23:58,038 ..I left the driving license on the table next to the fruit. 788 01:23:58,039 --> 01:24:03,759 - You are wrong. - You think so too? 789 01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:07,879 About what? Maybe she was sleepy. I should pretend to be sleepy too? 790 01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:11,599 What are you saying? Hello? 791 01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:15,519 Ehi? 792 01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:19,879 First he talks, then disappears. I do not understand. 793 01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:23,599 The devil himself! 794 01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:26,919 Patriezia. Believe me, it has been a terrible experience. 795 01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:32,639 That�s enough, Mourizio. I want to go home. 796 01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:37,559 You can�t kidnap a person for eight hours! 797 01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:41,679 And tell her the same things over and over. 798 01:24:41,680 --> 01:24:48,999 Let me explain. Then everything will be clear and you will go away. 799 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:53,919 I can�t look at you anymore, Mourizio. 800 01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:59,038 - You look terrible! - Don�t look at me, but listen. 801 01:24:59,039 --> 01:25:05,318 I wanted to tell you something very romantic. 802 01:25:05,319 --> 01:25:09,839 Don�t move. I must concentrate. 803 01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:13,759 Finally I took my decision. 804 01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:18,879 Isn�t it funny that all this began at a bus stop? 805 01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:21,599 The moment has come. 806 01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:25,118 Now everything is clear in my mind. Potrizia... 807 01:25:25,119 --> 01:25:28,719 ..you always been a big temptation to me, like the devil. 808 01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:34,839 And Giuditta, the devil, is the temptation skin and bones. 809 01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:38,358 I loved him and now I miss him. 810 01:25:38,359 --> 01:25:42,879 I thought that you and Giuditta... Patrizia... 811 01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:50,880 ..that you were the same thing. Do you understand what I mean? 812 01:25:54,199 --> 01:25:59,719 Don�t say anything. Patrizia, I know it is getting late. 813 01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:05,639 I am going away. You stay and wait for the bus. 814 01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:09,759 It should arrive at any moment. 815 01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:15,278 Stay there. 816 01:26:15,279 --> 01:26:19,398 Mourizio! 817 01:26:19,399 --> 01:26:23,158 Maurizio! That�s me: Giuditta! 818 01:26:23,159 --> 01:26:26,278 - Mourizio! - I know. 819 01:26:26,279 --> 01:26:31,879 Mourizio! I don�t feel very well and I must talk to you. Why do you run away? 820 01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:34,599 You really scared me! 821 01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:37,519 You really scared me! 822 01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:41,238 I was sitting and chatting in private... 823 01:26:41,239 --> 01:26:49,239 ...when this nasty creature arrives... 824 01:26:51,560 --> 01:26:55,679 - What�s going on, Giuditta? - Music! 825 01:26:55,680 --> 01:27:01,278 Giuditta! 826 01:27:01,279 --> 01:27:09,279 Tango 827 01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:39,318 Giuditta! Giuditta! 828 01:28:39,319 --> 01:28:43,639 Excuse me if before I called you �nasty creature�, I didn�t mean it. 829 01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:46,759 Don�t take it so hard. 830 01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:51,478 People make fun of me too. They say my nose is too big... 831 01:28:51,479 --> 01:28:54,599 ..my eyes are too small and my hair are too dark. 832 01:28:54,600 --> 01:29:00,438 I don�t get angry. Laugh! There�s no reason to get offended. 833 01:29:00,439 --> 01:29:06,559 I spoke too much! How did you appear so suddenly? 834 01:29:06,560 --> 01:29:10,278 I was talking to Patrizia and you took her place! 835 01:29:10,279 --> 01:29:18,279 I didn�t see her going on the bus. Maybe I was hypnotized 836 01:29:18,399 --> 01:29:24,999 Giuditta. 837 01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:30,519 Can you hear me? What�s wrong with you? What are you looking at? 838 01:29:30,520 --> 01:29:34,759 - Mourizio? - Yes? - Can you see that girl? 839 01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:37,292 - Yes, she�s very pretty. 840 01:29:37,293 --> 01:29:43,919 - She wants to spend the night in bed with me naked. 841 01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:51,920 That girl wants to spend the night in bed with you, naked? 842 01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:57,999 - Good evening. Would you spend the night in bed with me? - Naked? 843 01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:03,519 - yes. - Only an idiot could say no to such a proposal! 844 01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:07,038 - Can you dance tango? - No, but I can learn quickly. 845 01:30:07,039 --> 01:30:15,039 Excuse me. Giuditta. 846 01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:22,358 This is the second time in my life that I dance. 847 01:30:22,359 --> 01:30:26,478 - When was the first time? - I can�t remember. - It makes me feel bad. 848 01:30:26,479 --> 01:30:31,198 Now, it is principle matter. I want to spend the night with him. 849 01:30:31,199 --> 01:30:34,599 - Who? - Your friend! 850 01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:38,078 - He? - Yes, I like him very much. 851 01:30:38,079 --> 01:30:43,398 - Then it is true! - Sure. He�s got something... 852 01:30:43,399 --> 01:30:49,118 ..that attracts me. He�s special. - He�s not a normal person! 853 01:30:49,119 --> 01:30:52,765 - Can I give you an advice? Look for somebody else. 854 01:30:52,766 --> 01:30:54,238 - you?. for example? 855 01:30:54,239 --> 01:30:57,822 - This is what you are trying to tell me? 856 01:30:57,823 --> 01:30:59,358 - Absolutely not! 857 01:30:59,359 --> 01:31:02,879 Even though that it would be better for you! 858 01:31:02,880 --> 01:31:05,919 What are you saying? 859 01:31:05,920 --> 01:31:08,238 Listen... 860 01:31:08,239 --> 01:31:13,559 Even if I am his friend I wouldn�t spend a night with him! 861 01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:16,639 MUSIC STOPS 862 01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:24,640 The more you say so the more I feel it! 863 01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:29,719 Listen... would you go to bed with an animal? 864 01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:32,438 What are you trying to tell me? 865 01:31:32,439 --> 01:31:35,559 Right... Let�s say... 866 01:31:35,560 --> 01:31:39,679 he�s more than an animal, he�s a whole herd! Got it? 867 01:31:39,680 --> 01:31:44,198 Listen to me. For your own sake. Take my advice! 868 01:31:44,199 --> 01:31:49,278 Look for somebody else neither me or him! 869 01:31:49,279 --> 01:31:52,238 - Got it? - I have no doubts now! 870 01:31:52,239 --> 01:31:55,358 - Where are you going? - To the herd! 871 01:31:55,359 --> 01:31:58,478 Hello. How are you? 872 01:31:58,479 --> 01:32:02,999 Well. I feel weird. Let�s sleep together, but doing what? 873 01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:11,000 Come, don�t worry, I�ll take care. 874 01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:34,398 Giuditta! 875 01:32:34,399 --> 01:32:39,519 - He�s stupid, I couldn�t believe it! - He�s something I like. 876 01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:43,438 - Are you in love? - Don�t be silly! 877 01:32:43,439 --> 01:32:47,358 I enjoyed being here. Something I can�t understand. 878 01:32:47,359 --> 01:32:51,478 How can they stand those stupid shoes? They are so uncomfortable! 879 01:32:51,479 --> 01:32:54,398 True, I can�t sleep with them! 880 01:32:54,399 --> 01:32:57,519 - Are you sure he knows what to do? - Yes. 881 01:32:57,520 --> 01:33:00,639 I told him to get undressed and wait for me. 882 01:33:00,640 --> 01:33:03,559 I feel he�s ready. 883 01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:06,679 Goodbye and thanks for working so well with me. 884 01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:14,680 My pleasure. 885 01:33:50,399 --> 01:33:56,118 Giuditta! You go away without saying hello? 886 01:33:56,119 --> 01:34:00,438 I�ve been waiting for you all night long. Come here and tell me. 887 01:34:00,439 --> 01:34:04,358 - How did it go? - Mourizio! 888 01:34:04,359 --> 01:34:08,478 I must really tell you. Tonight it was amazing. 889 01:34:08,479 --> 01:34:13,198 She took me... We were... Very elegant! 890 01:34:13,199 --> 01:34:15,919 - Really? - Yes 891 01:34:15,920 --> 01:34:19,438 - Are you in a hurry? - Yes. 892 01:34:19,439 --> 01:34:22,559 I say goodbye because I must go. 893 01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:26,679 I�ve just remembered about some deadlines... 894 01:34:26,680 --> 01:34:31,599 My family... my business. I am busy over there. 895 01:34:31,600 --> 01:34:36,719 I must say quickly goodbye because I am going to visit my dad, my mum... 896 01:34:36,720 --> 01:34:40,438 It wouldn�t be very nice of me If they send somebody to get me. 897 01:34:40,439 --> 01:34:43,759 I think they�ve already sent somebody. Look. 898 01:34:43,760 --> 01:34:47,278 It�s the picture of when I was dancing with the girl, but you can�t see her! 899 01:34:47,279 --> 01:34:50,839 She�s a dangerous woman, a nasty creature, with no offense! 900 01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:53,939 (with Nina�s voice) Are you talking about me? 901 01:34:53,940 --> 01:34:58,599 - What? I was talking about that girl: Nina! 902 01:34:58,600 --> 01:35:03,719 Please! Yes, I know. She�s beautiful, isn�t she? 903 01:35:03,720 --> 01:35:08,839 - Not at all! I�ve just said she�s a nasty creature. - Mourizio! 904 01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:12,358 (with Nina�s voice) I promised to say nothing... 905 01:35:12,359 --> 01:35:14,409 ..But I can�t talk like this from a 906 01:35:14,410 --> 01:35:17,278 person that can�t hold his soul with the teeth! 907 01:35:17,279 --> 01:35:21,398 Giuditta, what is happening? Whose voice is that? 908 01:35:21,399 --> 01:35:27,118 That�s mine! I had fun to... 909 01:35:27,119 --> 01:35:30,438 In the morning, with fresh air, I have this voice. 910 01:35:30,439 --> 01:35:36,999 (with Nina�s voice) I am not cold. I am getting hot! l 911 01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:39,719 (with Nina�s voice) I am a nasty creature! 912 01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:44,639 Nina, please, I told you I need to say goodbye to Maurizio. 913 01:35:44,640 --> 01:35:49,759 Maurizio! Don�t let my jacket go that way! 914 01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:54,879 - Don�t let me. ((with Nina�s voice) ) No! I am hot. 915 01:35:54,880 --> 01:35:57,999 ((with Nina�s voice) ) I don�t like your friend. 916 01:35:58,000 --> 01:36:01,919 Mourizio! When I will stop acting like this 917 01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:08,559 Can you stop me! 918 01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:12,278 What a personality! But she�s beautiful. 919 01:36:12,279 --> 01:36:17,398 She can to take me back. Because she�s scared I run away again. 920 01:36:17,399 --> 01:36:22,519 But I like her very much! Last night she did to me such things... 921 01:36:22,520 --> 01:36:28,038 She has something... I can�t explain... You should see. Nina! 922 01:36:28,039 --> 01:36:31,959 (with Nina�s voice) Don�t be stupid! 923 01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:37,799 How can I describe... It�s something... 924 01:36:37,800 --> 01:36:42,398 We can�t understand, Mourizio. They sent her to bring me back. 925 01:36:42,399 --> 01:36:46,519 - Bye. - You have the nicest transport I�ve ever seen! 926 01:36:46,520 --> 01:36:54,520 - Bye. - Bye. (with Nina�s voice) Bye.72619

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