All language subtitles for Gigolos.S01E08.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-SLAG_Subtitles01.ENG

BEING A GIGOLO
ISN'T ALWAYS EASY.

Nick:
I'M VERY PROUD TO BE
CALLED A GIGOLO.

THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE
MORE COMPETITIVE THAN ME.

I TRY TO BREAK A SWEAT
SIX DAYS A WEEK.

Brace:
THE BRACE PHILOSOPHY

IS TO REALLY
BE GOOD TO PEOPLE.

I'VE HAD SO MANY WOMEN
IN MY LIFE IT'S JUST A BLUR.

I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS.

Jimmy:
I'M THE GUY THAT EATS
DESSERT FIRST.

I'M ADVENTUROUS.
I'M WILLING TO TRY
QUITE A LOT.

Steven:
I'M JUST A NORMAL GUY

LOOKING FOR LOVE
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

THIS IS ME.
YOU CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

Vin:
I REALLY LOVE WOMEN--

LEARNING ABOUT THEM,
LEARNING WHAT MAKES THEM TICK.

I WOULD CONSIDER MYSELF
A REAL FEMINIST.

IT'S VEGAS, BABY.

- MONEY, RIGHT THERE.
- OH MY GOD.

- WHOO!
- OH!

- HI THERE.
- HI.

- HOW'S IT GOING?
VIN ARMANI.
- GOOD. HI.

I GOT A CALL
FROM A NEW CLIENT.

- YOU'RE JIMMY.
HOW'S IT GOING, MAN?
- NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

- YEAH, GOOD TO MEET YOU GUYS.
- Woman: GOOD TO MEET YOU TOO.

WELL, I SHOULD SAY CLIENTS.

THE HUSBAND'S NAME
IS JIMMY

AND HE AND HIS WIFE
ENJOY...

VIDEOTAPING HER HAVING
SEX WITH OTHER MEN.

- AWESOME.
- YOU GOT THE NAME
TO GO WITH IT.

THIS WILL BE FUN.
THIS WILL BE FUN.

- HERE, COME RIGHT IN.
- HAVE A SEAT.

AND I GUESS I'M STARRING
IN THEIR NEXT FILM.

WE HAVE THIS THING
WHERE WE HAVE

- THESE HOT
SEXUAL ADVENTURES.
- OKAY.

- AND THEN WE BASICALLY
CAPTURE IT ON FILM.
- OKAY.

THAT WAY WE GET
TO REMINISCE

AND SEE WHAT WE CAN
CHANGE FOR NEXT TIME
TO MAKE IT HOTTER.

- I LIKE IT WHEN A MAN
JUST TAKES A HOLD OF ME--
- SENSUAL BUT SLUTTY.

- YES.
- OKAY OKAY.

- I CAN'T HELP IT.
I'M SORRY.
- ALL RIGHT.

- I CAN DO THAT.
- OKAY.

- NOW WHY DO YOU STILL
HAVE CLOTHES ON?
- I DON'T KNOW.

I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE
TO GET OUT OF THEM.

- WHY DO YOU HAVE CLOTHES ON?
- I'M MORE THAN HAPPY--

- BECAUSE HE'S WAITING FOR YOU.
- OKAY, THERE WE GO.

YOU'RE THE NAUGHTY
LITTLE SLUT.

THE DIRECTOR SAYS
YOU'RE FIRST.

SO YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF?

WANT ME TO TAKE
SOME CLOTHES OFF FOR YOU?

- YEAH, LET'S SEE
WHAT'S GOING ON.
- OKAY, I'D LOVE TO.

I DON'T KNOW THAT MY MIND
REALLY CHANGES

WHEN THERE'S A VIDEO CAMERA
IN THE ROOM.

FOR THEM IT'S A SEX TOY.

FOR ME-- I LIKE THE FACT
THAT THIS WOMAN IS GETTING

MORE TURNED ON BY THE FACT
THAT THE CAMERA'S THERE.

I WAS GONNA SAY,
DON'T BE SHY, BABY.

- Vin: VERY NICE.
- Woman: OH, YOU'RE ENJOYING.

- THERE WE GO.
- THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME
TONIGHT.

- IT'S ABOUT YOU.
- ( woman speaks )

SLOWLY.
THERE WE GO.

Jimmy:
YOU ARE SUCH A TEASE.

( woman speaks )

( Jimmy speaks )

Jimmy:
WE VIDEOTAPE THEM
SO THAT WE CAN BASICALLY

WATCH THE ADVENTURE
OVER AND OVER.

IT'S GREAT. WE WATCH IT
AS WE'RE HAVING SEX.

IT'S OUR OWN PORN
THAT WE'RE WATCHING ON TV.

Woman:
I GET OFF ON IT WHEN
PEOPLE SEE ME NAKED

AND KIND OF ENGAGING
IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY.

SO IT'S A TURN-ON
FOR ME.

Jimmy:
SO LET ME ASK YOU.

IS SHE LIKE
THE TYPICAL WOMAN
THAT CALLS YOU?

- ( laughing )
- NO, NOT AT ALL. NO.

Vin:
THIS IS ACTUALLY
A PRETTY FUN CALL,

SO PLEASE LET ME OBLIGE.

I'M HERE TO HELP HER
HAVE FUN.

AND TURN ON
THE VIDEO CAMERA.

( Vin speaks )

YES, I AM.

RIGHT NOW
SHE'S A LUCKY WOMAN.

MM-HMM.

- SHE'S GOT TWO GUYS
IN A BEDROOM.
- Vin: EXACTLY.

Vin:
I THINK I STILL HAVE
AN ISSUE WITH MARRIAGE

IN A CONVENTIONAL SENSE
THAT MOST PEOPLE THINK OF IT.

I KNOW I HAVE AN ISSUE
WITH THE RITUAL OF WEDDINGS

AND GOING THROUGH
THAT WHOLE PROCESS.

- THAT'S EXACTLY HOW
I WANT YOU DOING ME LATER.
- MM-HMM.

SO THAT'S OKAY
IF YOU PRACTICE.

( Vin speaks )

Vin:
IF TWO PEOPLE
LOVE EACH OTHER,

DO YOU REALLY NEED
TO GO THROUGH THIS WHOLE
STRESSFUL PROCESS?

AND WHEN IT'S ALL OVER,
DO YOU REALLY FEEL
ANY DIFFERENT?

I MEAN, I HAVE NO PROBLEM
WITH A VERY LONG-TERM

COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP
TO A WOMAN.

( Jimmy speaks )

- ( woman speaks )
- ( Jimmy laughing )

- SHE FORGOT.
- I'M A LITTLE BUSY.

Vin:
IF SHE'S REALLY
A WOMAN I WANT TO BE WITH

AND IT'S A MAKE-OR-BREAK
SITUATION,

I THINK UNDER
THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES

THAT WOULD BE A PLACE
WHERE I THINK I COULD
CONSIDER MARRIAGE.

DUDE, THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT
ENJOYABLE FOR HER.

- THANK YOU.
- SHE WAS SO NERVOUS.

- ( giggles )
- OF COURSE.

I THINK THAT
THE FEMALE SEXUAL ENERGY

IS THE MOST POWERFUL ENERGY
THAT THERE IS.

AND WHEN A WOMAN DOESN'T
FEEL FREE TO BE ABLE
TO EXPRESS THAT,

IT REALLY DOESN'T HURT
ANYBODY BUT HER.

Nick:
YOU'RE PROBABLY
THE BIGGEST LOSER

- I'VE EVER
FUCKIN' MET IN MY LIFE.
- Jimmy: APOLOGIZE TO ME.

APOLOGIZE TO YOU BECAUSE
YOU'RE A FUCKIN' LATE FUCK-UP?

Nick:
JIMMY AND I ARE DEFINITELY
TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

SOMETIMES WE'LL BE
AT EACH OTHER'S NECKS

AND OTHER TIMES
WE'LL BE BESTEST FRIENDS.

LIKE I SAID, THIS IS
PROBABLY THE 14th TIME

- AND THIS TIME I'M PISSED OFF.
- DOES YELLING AT ME EVER WORK?

- I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE.
- YES, YOU DO.

YOU CARE ABOUT SUCCESS.
YOU CARE ABOUT GETTING
THROUGH--

I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE
THAT SOMETHING HAPPENS
ABOUT THIS.

THEN I GOT A PLACE WITH HIM.
WE BECAME FRIENDS

AND I GOT TO LEARN
MORE ABOUT HIM--

LEARN THAT HE'S
THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON
ON THE PLANET.

NO, BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY
THE WORST MOTIVATIONAL
SPEAKER EVER.

- Nick: LICK MY FUCKING BALLS.
- EXACTLY.

( Nick laughing )
OH SHIT.

- WHAT'S UP, NICK?
- THERE THEY ARE.

- OH.
- WHAT'S UP, BOYS?

- LOOK AT THESE LATE BIRDS.
- Jimmy: WHAT'S GOING ON?

- HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- LET ME GUESS-- YOU WERE
WAITING ON JIMMY.

- NO.
- Brace: NO?

- YES, YOU'RE RIGHT.
- Vin: LATE AGAIN, HUH?

LAST NIGHT YOU COULDN'T MAKE
OUR LITTLE GET-TOGETHER.

( Vin speaks )

- YOUR GIRL?
- I HADN'T SEEN HER IN A WHILE,
SO I DECIDED TO HANG OUT.

A LOT OF GUYS
RUN TOGETHER IN PACKS.

AND JUST LIKE US,
WE ALL TALK THE TALK.

WE ALL WANT TO BE SINGLE,
DO OUR THING.

BUT I HAVE FOUND
THAT A LOT OF THESE GUYS
ARE JUST TALKING SHIT.

AS SOON AS THEY MEET
A CHICK THAT THEY LIKE,
THEY'RE GONE.

- Brace: DOES SHE KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
- Vin: SHE DOES.

SHE'S KNOWN ACTUALLY SINCE
I FIRST MET HER, YOU KNOW?

- SHE KNOWS?
- SHE KNOWS.

THERE'S ONE THING
IN THIS BUSINESS

THAT DOESN'T WORK TOO WELL
AND IT'S GIRLFRIENDS.

BUT HEY, VIN, YOU THINK
YOU CAN DO IT?
GO FOR IT.

I'LL TAKE YOUR CLIENTS
FOR YOU.

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
IT WAS ALWAYS LIKE

WHATEVER WAS NEW,
THAT WAS THE BEST.

THAT'S WHAT
TURNED ME ON, RIGHT?

I THINK NOW I'M MATURING
TO THE POINT WHERE IT'S LIKE

IT'S NOT IF IT'S NEW
IT'S GOOD.

IT'S IF IT'S GOOD IT'S GOOD.
AND I NEED THERE TO BE

A GOOD RELATIONSHIP
AND SOME CARE AND SOME HONESTY.

- I MEAN OBVIOUSLY--
- THERE'S ALWAYS BETTER.
THERE'S ALWAYS BETTER.

I'VE TOLD HER,
"IF ANYTHING THAT'S GOING ON
WITH WHAT I'M DOING

DOESN'T FIT WITH YOU
OR MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE--"

- Nick: GOODBYE.
- BYE, YEAH.

AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE
JUDGMENTAL OF WHO SHE IS.

SHE'S A VERY SEXUAL PERSON,
YOU KNOW?

Jimmy:
IF SHE'S A REAL SEXUAL GIRL,
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT

GETTING HER
INTO THE BUSINESS?

Nick:
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT
RIGHT AWAY?

- Vin: HE JUST ASKED
IF SHE WAS INTERESTED.
- Nick: IT'S NOT COOL.

IT'S A LOT DIFFERENT
WITH GIRLS THAN IT IS GUYS.

WHY IS IT THAT A WOMAN
DOESN'T DESERVE

THE SAME OPTIONS
THAT WE DESERVE?

IT'S NOT AS SAFE.
END OF STORY.

SOMEONE
YOU CARE ABOUT--

- IT'S NOT FUCKING
SAFE FOR THEM.
- EXPLAIN TO ME

- HOW IT'S SAFE FOR US.
- Brace: THEY ARE GONNA GET

- THEIR ASS
KICKED SOONER OR LATER.
- WE CAN'T GET FUCKING RAPED.

- WE CAN GET SHOT.
- Vin: HOW MANY MARRIED
WOMEN HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH?

BECAUSE I'VE SLEPT
WITH QUITE A FEW.

WE CAN'T BE MAN-HANDLED
BY ONE OF OUR CLIENTS.

NO, BUT YOU COULD BE SHOT
BY HER HUSBAND.

Jimmy:
YOU COULD BE PUT IN A COCK CAGE
AND TIED DOWN TO A BED...

- THANK YOU.
- Brace: THAT HAPPENS
ALL THE TIME.

- AND THEN TORTURED.
- BUT YOU AGREED TO THAT.

- Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW.
- THAT WAS SELF-INFLICTED.

THE PROBABILITY AND CHANCES
ARE WAY FUCKING HIGHER.

- YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.
- I THINK WORKING GIRLS

ARE MORE AWARE
OF THEIR SURROUNDINGS.

I THINK THAT THEY ARE
MORE CAREFUL ABOUT WHO
THEY SLEEP WITH.

DUDE, HOW MANY GIRLS
HAVE GONE HOME WITH YOU
FROM A BAR

NOT KNOWING
YOUR LAST NAME?

Jimmy:
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS MAKE SURE
RIGHT BEFORE I TAKE THE GIRL

INSIDE THE DOOR
OF MY PLACE THAT I SAY,
"WHAT'S MY NAME, BABY?"

AND SHE SAYS, "BRACE MARTEL."
AND I SAY, "THAT IS RIGHT."

( Vin laughing )

I'M THE ONLY ONE
THAT'S EVER DONE THAT.

( didgeridoo playing )

NICE.

I WANTED TO TAKE
DIDGERIDOO LESSONS

BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE
THIS WAS ANOTHER EXPANSION

IN MY CURIOSITY
WITH MUSIC.

SO I WANTED TO LEARN
ANOTHER INSTRUMENT.

( fricative )

AND WHEN WE DO THAT
TO THIS...

( didgeridoo playing )

YEAH, THE DIDGERIDOO
LESSONS--

UM,

IF I WERE
FOUR SHADES OF GAY

AND ABORIGINAL,
IT MIGHT BE FUN.

( didgeridoos playing )

IT FELT LIKE I HAD
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST COCK
IN MY MOUTH,

WHICH REALLY JUST
ISN'T MY BAG.

YOU DID IT.
I HEARD YOU DO IT.

I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE.
SCARRED FOR LIFE.

( didgeridoo playing )

NICE. EXCELLENT.

LET'S GO, NICK.
PUT IT UP OVER THE TREES
AND DROP IT IN THE TROUGH.

- I HAVE ONE HOLE-IN-ONE.
- DO YOU?

YEAH.
WHERE'D I GET THAT?

KANSAS, WHEN I WAS
IN THE AIR FORCE.

YEAH, WISCONSIN HAD
SOME GOOD COURSES.

ACTUALLY KANSAS HAD
SOME GOOD COURSES TOO.

NICK'S THE TYPE-- HE'S GOT
THE TYPE-A PERSONALITY.

HE'S AGGRESSIVE.
HE LIKES TO GET THINGS DONE.

HE JUST PUSHES HIMSELF
ON THINGS TOO MUCH,

BUT HE IS A VERY GOOD GUY.
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE--
HE'S MISUNDERSTOOD.

FRISBEE GOLF WAS PROBABLY
THE ONLY THING I ENJOYED
IN KANSAS.

- YEAH?
- I'M GLAD I JOINED
THE AIR FORCE,

BUT I HATED
EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
I WAS ACTUALLY MARRIED ONCE.

I MET HER IN TECH SCHOOL
WHEN I WAS IN THE AIR FORCE

AND WE BOTH GOT STATIONED
AT TWO DIFFERENT BASES.

SO THE ONLY WAY
WE COULD BE TOGETHER
WAS IF WE GOT MARRIED.

THEN WE COULD GO
TO THE SAME STATION.

I HATE TO SAY THAT I LIKED
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

THAT'S GOOD.
IT'S GOOD TO HEAR
THAT YOU LIKE SOMETHING.

WE'VE HAD GREAT TIMES,

BUT THEN WE'VE HAD
ROUGH TIMES AS WELL.

WE JUST AGREE AND DISAGREE
ON LOTS OF THINGS.

SO WOULD YOU DO IT AGAIN?
IF YOU HAD TO LOOK BACK

AT WHAT YOU DID,
WOULD YOU DO IT AGAIN?

YEAH, EVEN THOUGH
I HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT,
I'D PROBABLY DO IT AGAIN.

I WOULD ACTUALLY BE THE ONE
WHO WOULD STEP UP

AND TRY TO PATCH UP
THE RELATIONSHIP,

BUT IT WOULD END UP
FALLING OFF TRACK EVERY TIME.

- NICE.
- IT'S GOING IN!
DAMN IT.

NEEDLESS TO SAY,
THAT LASTED ABOUT SIX MONTHS.

WE JUST WEREN'T FIT
FOR EACH OTHER.

YEAH WELL, JOIN THE CLUB.
JOIN THE TROUBLE CLUB.

WE'VE ALL BEEN
IN A LITTLE TROUBLE.

I LOVE PEOPLE.

I TRY TO SEE
THE BEST IN SOMEBODY,

BUT I'M ABLE TO KNOW
WHEN SOMETHING'S NOT WORKING

AND SEPARATE MYSELF
FROM IT.

BUT HERE YOU ARE.
YOU MADE IT HERE AFTER ALL--
WHATEVER YOU WENT THROUGH.

I'M SURE THERE'S MORE
TO THE STORY.

I THINK THE ONLY THING
I WOULD TRADE

IS THE DISC GOLF COURSE.

I THINK THEY CAN KEEP
THEIR PEOPLE AND WEATHER,
THAT'S FOR SURE.

- WHAT ABOUT THEIR CHEESE?
- ( both laughing )

- Brace: NICE!
- Nick: YEAH.

Vin:
I REMEMBER IN HIGH SCHOOL

I HAD DITCHED CLASS
WITH MY TWO BUDDIES.

AND FOR, LIKE, THREE HOURS
THEY WERE LAUGHING.

AND I'M LIKE,
"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?"

THEY'VE BEEN LAUGHING
FOR, LIKE, THREE HOURS.

THEY'RE LIKE, "THERE'S A BUG,
LIKE A MOSQUITO OR SOMETHING

ON YOUR HEAD THAT'S BEEN
SUCKING YOUR HEAD."

SEE, MY FRIENDS
ARE JACKED UP LIKE THAT.

- ( laughing )
- THEY WON'T TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON.

NO, IT'S NOT COOL.

DON'T LAUGH.
IT'S NOT FUNNY.

I MET THIS ABSOLUTELY
GORGEOUS GIRL NAMED LEILANI.

THE GUYS KNOW THAT
I'M DATING THIS GIRL
NOT AS A CLIENT

BUT AS A BOYFRIEND-
GIRLFRIEND THING.

BEING AN ESCORT
AND DATING AT THE SAME TIME

IS REALLY PROBLEMATIC--

YOU KNOW, THAT WHOLE
SEX-WITH-OTHER-PEOPLE THING.

BUT LEILANI AND I,
WE HAVE THIS CONNECTION

AND EVERYTHING'S
BEEN AMAZING.

- WHATEVER.
- HMM.

- THAT'S KIDS THOUGH, MAN.
- KIDS?

- KIDS.
- YEAH.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT KIDS?
YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDS?

UM, IT'S-- IT'S
ONE OF THOSE THINGS

YOU HAVE TO DO
AT LEAST ONCE.

WHEN I THINK OF THINGS THAT
YOU HAVE TO DO AT LEAST ONCE,

IT'S LIKE VISIT
THE GRAND CANYON, SKYDIVE.

BUT IT'S LIKE KIDS
IS NOT A ONCE THING.

KIDS IS LIKE
A FOREVER THING, RIGHT?

- YOU HAVE A KID--
- NO, I MEAN-- OKAY,
LET ME WORD IT DIFFERENTLY.

- OKAY SURE.
- I'D LOVE TO HAVE KIDS.

I DON'T THINK
I CAN GO THROUGH

MY WHOLE LIFE
AND NOT HAVE ANY.

HMM.

HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT KIDS?

I'M JUST NOT CONVINCED.
I'VE GOT A LOT OF--

I HAVE A LOT
OF MIXED EMOTIONS
ABOUT IT, I THINK.

PEOPLE ALWAYS
TELL ME-- THEY SAY,

"YOU JUST HAVEN'T FOUND
THE RIGHT WOMAN."

- YOU KNOW?
- MAYBE. MAYBE.

( clunks )

TO ME THERE'S VERY LITTLE
THAT JIMMY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT

AND IT ANNOYS
THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

- JIMMY!
- WHAT?

- COME HERE!
- WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT?

LOOK AROUND.

WHAT DOES THIS PLACE
LOOK LIKE TO YOU?

A BACHELOR PAD?

IT LOOKS LIKE A BACHELOR PAD?
BECAUSE WE'RE BACHELORS?

HE'S JUST DIRTY.
HE'S DISRESPECTFUL.

THERE'S A TRASH BAG
ON THE FUCKING GROUND.

YOUR BREAD'S SITTING OUT.
A FUCKIN' EMPTY WATER BOTTLE.

YOU HAVE A PEANUT BUTTER SPOON
IN MY FUCKING WINE GLASS.

FOR ME TO ADMIRE OR BE
FRIENDS WITH SOMEBODY,

THERE'S DEFINITELY
CERTAIN CHARACTERISTICS
THEY HAVE TO HAVE.

AND JIMMY'S REALLY GOOD
AT HALF OF THOSE

AND REALLY BAD
AT THE OTHER HALF.

- BETTER?
- IS THAT DIFFICULT?

I GUESS THAT'S WHY
HALF THE TIME I WANT
TO KILL HIM

AND HALF THE TIME
I LOVE HIM.

IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT, NO.

NO, IT'S NOT
THAT FUCKIN' DIFFICULT.

ARE WE DONE?

I CAN'T FUCKING LIVE
LIKE THIS, MAN.

IT'S EVERY FUCKING DAY.

FUCKIN' BULLSHIT.

I GOTTA ADMIT,
YOU GOT ME A LITTLE BIT
OUT OF MY ELEMENT HERE.

- HOW SO?
- YOU REALLY DO.
LIKE...

LET'S PUT IT LIKE THIS.

- I'M A REAL CYNIC,
A HUGE CYNIC.
- OKAY.

AND...

RARELY DO PEOPLE
SURPRISE ME WITH WHAT
THEY DO.

BUT THE FACT
THAT, YOU KNOW,
I WAS HONEST WITH YOU

ABOUT WHY I'M IN VEGAS,
WHAT I DO...

Vin:
IN TERMS OF RELATIONSHIPS
MY BIGGEST THING IS TRUTH

AND BEING UPFRONT.

THE ONLY TYPE
OF RELATIONSHIPS
I WANT TO BE IN

ARE THE KIND WHERE I DON'T
HAVE TO LIE.

I GUESS I'M A RARITY THEN.

WELL, MAYBE THEN
I'M A GOOD MATCH FOR YOU.

I THINK IT'S REALLY EASY
TO BE A CYNIC

WHEN YOU'VE HAD
SOME EXPERIENCE

WITH CERTAIN TYPES
OF HONEST RELATIONSHIPS

AND YET JUST
TIME AND TIME AGAIN

IT'S THE SAME
SORT OF PATTERNS
OF BEHAVIOR.

EVENTUALLY THEY'RE GOING
TO LIE TO YOU.

MY CYNICISM
IS RARELY PROVEN WRONG.

ALTHOUGH
I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING.
I CAN'T PREDICT EVERYTHING.

LIFE IS-- STILL HAS
THOSE UNPREDICTABLE MOMENTS

AND THOSE ARE
THE BEST MOMENTS.

Vin:
I'VE BEEN WITH ENOUGH
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

WHO HAD
TERRIBLE ATTITUDES,

WHO DIDN'T REALLY
HAVE TIME FOR ME.

SO BEING WITH LEILANI
REMINDS ME

HOW RARE
AND AMAZING IT IS

TO BE ABLE TO BE
IN A RELATIONSHIP
WITH SOMEBODY,

BE IT A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP
OR A FRIENDSHIP--

ANY RELATIONSHIP REALLY--
WHERE YOU DON'T ACTUALLY
HAVE TO DO ANYTHING,

WHERE JUST BEING TOGETHER
MAKES YOU FEEL FULFILLED.

( Vin laughs )

( Vin speaks )

- ( Leilani speaks )
- ( laughing )

- Leilani: WHAT?
- I'M JUST-- I DON'T KNOW.

- I'M JUST--
- I WAS--

I KNOW, I'M GOOFY.

( Vin speaks )

ALL THE GUYS
THAT I USED TO HANG OUT
WITH BACK IN THE DAY,

AS I'VE BEEN
GOING THROUGH LIFE--

THEY'RE YOUR BEST FRIENDS.

- AS SOON AS THEY FIND
A CHICK, THEY'RE GONE.
- Vin: YOU THINK THAT?

I'M JUST SAYING,
DON'T BLOW YOUR
FRIENDS OFF.

- Vin: YOU THINK THAT?
- I TOLD YOU THIS WAS
GOING TO BE A PROBLEM.

- LOOK AT YOU.
- NICK, LOOK, LET'S PUT IT
LIKE THIS, MAN.

I WANNA--
YOU NEED A SPANKING.

I'M TRYING TO HAVE
A PRIVATE LIFE, YOU KNOW?

I HAVE YOU GUYS.
I'M DEFINITELY NOT TRYING
TO SLACK ON YOU GUYS,

BUT I'M SAYING THIS, RIGHT?

YOU RUN ACROSS SOMEBODY

WHO'S A DIAMOND
IN THE ROUGH,
WHO'S RARE.

SO YOU'RE LIKE,
"LET'S SEE WHERE
THIS GOES."

THAT'S ALL I'M DOING.
THAT'S IT.

YOU JUST SEE IT
ALL THE TIME-- PEOPLE
GIVE UP THEIR WHOLE LIVES,

THEY GIVE UP THEIR GOALS,
THEY GIVE UP THEIR FRIENDS,

THEY GIVE UP FAMILY
FOR THIS PIECE OF ASS,

FOR THIS CHEMICAL REACTION
THAT WE ALL CALL LOVE

WHICH GOES AWAY
AFTER A WHILE.

THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRY
TO GET INTO VERY SERIOUS
RELATIONSHIPS ANYMORE.

Vin: ALL RIGHT.
I'M INTERESTED TO HEAR.

IT WENT GREAT
FOR ABOUT SEVEN,
EIGHT MONTHS.

AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
SHE COULDN'T HANDLE

SHARING ME
WITH ANYBODY ELSE ANYMORE.

SO SHE LEFT AND THEN
I GOT DEPRESSED OVER IT.

AND I STARTED--
NOT MISSING WORK NECESSARILY,

BUT IT COMPLETELY
RUINED MY ENJOYMENT

OF BEING AN ESCORT
FOR THAT PERIOD OF TIME

UNTIL I WAS ABLE
TO GET OVER HER.

SO JUST WATCH YOURSELF.

DUDE, I AIN'T SENDING OUT
WEDDING INVITATIONS.

- RIGHT.
- RIGHT? YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?

JUST WATCH THIS.
PROTECT THAT, YOU KNOW?

ALWAYS, MAN.
YOU'VE GOT TO.
YOU'VE GOT TO.

Vin:
I WANT TO HAVE
A PERSONAL LIFE,

EVEN THOUGH THE GUYS
SEEM TO THINK

IT'S NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA
AND THAT IT'S DOOMED TO FAIL.

THIS ONE ACTUALLY
IS DIFFERENT.

I KNOW THOSE
ARE FAMOUS LAST WORDS,

BUT I'M GOING TO GIVE IT
A SHOT ANYWAY.

( didgeridoo playing )

- REALLY, MAN?
- YEAH.

- YOU HAVE TO DO THIS NOW?
- YEAH.

DO YOU WANT ME
TO GO DOWNSTAIRS?

YOU GOT YOUR EAR BUDS ON.
YOU'RE FINE, RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT.
SHUT YOUR DOOR.

( didgeridoo playing )

( deep breath )

IT DIDN'T SOUNDPROOF IT?

FAIR ENOUGH.

SO STICKING AROUND IN VEGAS--
YOU'RE NOT TIRED OF IT?

I THINK AFTER
A CERTAIN AMOUNT
OF DAYS IT GETS OLD.

- YEAH?
- YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T--

- NO, I AGREE.
- IT'S JUST TOO MUCH GOING ON.

I DON'T KNOW,
I'VE TRIED TO KEEP IT
AS NORMAL AS I COULD

SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE,
ALL RIGHT?

- AS NORMAL AS IN...
- AS NORMAL AS IN LIKE
I'M NOT ON VACATION.

TRY TO ACTUALLY LIVE LIFE.

YEAH WELL,
WHAT'S THAT SAYING?

"YOU WON'T WORK A DAY
IN YOUR LIFE..."

- "IF YOU DO WHAT YOU ENJOY?"
- EXACTLY.

SO...

I HAVE BEEN ENJOYING
MY TIME WITH YOU AND...

SO WHAT'S-- WHAT'S
THE NEXT STEP FOR YOU?

I ACTUALLY GOT

A JOB OFFER IN ARIZONA.

- DOING WHAT?
- MANAGING A BAR IN ARIZONA.

AND I WAS GOING
TO ASK YOU

IF YOU'D CONSIDER
MAYBE COMING WITH ME.

- ( TV playing in background )
- ( Jimmy humming )

Nick:
I DON'T THINK THERE'S
ANOTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET

THAT COULD ANNOY ME
AS MUCH AS JIMMY DOES.

CONSTANT HUMMING.
AND IF HE'S NOT HUMMING,

HE'S PLAYING THAT DIDGERIDOO,
PLAYING THE GUITAR,

FUCKING SOME GIRL
DOWNSTAIRS.

SHE'S SCREAMING
HER BRAINS OUT.

IT'S JUST ONE THING
AFTER ANOTHER, 24-7.

( humming )

( volume increases )

( humming louder )

JIMMY, YOU GOTTA GO, MAN.

WHAT? LIKE WHERE?

SERIOUSLY, MAN,
IT'S JUST TOO MUCH.

YOU GOTTA GO.

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE
ANY CHANCE OF OUR FRIENDSHIP

TO LAST AT ALL,
BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP,

YOU GOTTA GO.
YOU GOTTA GO NOW.

I NEED YOU OUT.

IT'S NOT GOING
TO WORK, JIMMY.

LEILANI ASKED ME TO GO
WITH HER TO ARIZONA

TO CONTINUE
OUR RELATIONSHIP

ON A MORE
PERMANENT BASIS.

- ALL RIGHT.
- WELL--

LET'S GET YOU ALL SET UP.

THERE ARE TIMES IN LIFE
WHEN YOU HAVE TO ANSWER
THE QUESTION:

"DO I FOLLOW MY HEART
OR DO I LISTEN TO MY BRAIN?"

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M
EVER REALLY GOING TO BE ABLE
TO FIND SOMEONE LIKE THIS

AND HAVE A RELATIONSHIP
LIKE I'VE HAD WITH HER.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME
I'VE BEEN BUILDING
MY LIFE HERE

AND I'VE GOT A CHANCE
THAT NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE
WILL EVER GET IN THEIR LIFE.

SO I'M GOING TO TAKE IT
AND I'M GOING TO RIDE IT
ALL THE WAY TO THE END.

INDEPENDENCE
IS IMPORTANT TO ME

AND I'VE BEEN MAKING
MY OWN ROAD HERE IN VEGAS.

I'M PUTTING MY LIFE
TOGETHER HERE.

I'M GOING
TO SEE THIS THING OUT
AS FAR AS I CAN.

I GOTTA GO
WITH WHAT I FEEL

AND THIS IS WHAT I FEEL IS
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

Vin:
WHEN YOU CHOOSE
A PATH IN LIFE,

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
THAT PATH IS GOING
TO BRING.

DO I REGRET IT?
I DON'T KNOW YET.

YOU KNOW,
TIME IS GOING TO TELL.

Jimmy:
THE WORLD CAN BE A BIG PLACE.
IT CAN BE VERY LONELY.

AND IT IS-- YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT ALWAYS PERFECT

AND IT'S NOT ALWAYS FUN,
BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.

Brace:
THIS BUSINESS--
IT'S A TUG-OF-WAR CONSTANTLY.

IT'S A HUGE SACRIFICE

AND IT JUST TAKES
ITS TOLL.

Steven:
EVERYBODY'S LIFE HAS SUCKED
AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER.

I THINK YOU CAN GET OVER IT
AND MOVE ON

OR CURL UP AND DIE.

AND THIS IS NOT GOING
TO CURL UP AND DIE.

I DON'T THINK
THERE'S ANYTHING BAD
WITH WHAT I DO.

THERE'S NOTHING
I WOULD CHANGE ABOUT IT.

PEOPLE SHOULD BE
CONSTANTLY TRYING TO GROW

AND LEARN
AND BETTER THEIR LIFE.

I TRY NOT TO LOOK
AT THE BAD THINGS
ABOUT SOMETHING

OR THE NEGATIVE ASPECTS
OF DOING WHAT I DO.

I FOCUS
ON THE POSITIVE ASPECTS

AND I'M VERY HAPPY
WITH WHO I AM AND WHAT I DO.

( pop music playing )

Man:
SQUAWK.