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BEING A GIGOLO
ISN'T ALWAYS EASY.
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Nick:
I'M VERY PROUD TO BE
CALLED A GIGOLO.
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THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE
MORE COMPETITIVE THAN ME.
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I TRY TO BREAK A SWEAT
SIX DAYS A WEEK.
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Brace:
THE BRACE PHILOSOPHY
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IS TO REALLY
BE GOOD TO PEOPLE.
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I'VE HAD SO MANY WOMEN
IN MY LIFE IT'S JUST A BLUR.
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I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS.
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Jimmy:
I'M THE GUY THAT EATS
DESSERT FIRST.
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I'M ADVENTUROUS.
I'M WILLING TO TRY
QUITE A LOT.
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Steven:
I'M JUST A NORMAL GUY
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LOOKING FOR LOVE
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
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THIS IS ME.
YOU CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
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Vin:
I REALLY LOVE WOMEN--
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LEARNING ABOUT THEM,
LEARNING WHAT MAKES THEM TICK.
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I WOULD CONSIDER MYSELF
A REAL FEMINIST.
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THAT'S VEGAS, BABY.
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( moans )
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- MONEY, RIGHT THERE.
- OH MY GOD.
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- WHOO!
- OH!
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- Vin: I FEEL LIKE I GOT
MORE SAUSAGE THAN YOU DID.
- YOU PROBABLY DID.
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Vin:
WELL, YOU KNOW,
THE PROFESSION THAT WE'RE IN,
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YOU CAN'T SHARE WHAT YOU DO
LIKE OTHER PEOPLE.
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SO WHEN YOU GET
A CHANCE TO SHARE
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AND ACTUALLY BECOME CLOSE
WITH A GROUP OF GUYS
WHO DO WHAT YOU DO,
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IT REALLY IS A SPECIAL
AND VALUABLE RELATIONSHIP.
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SO ONE OTHER THING
THAT THIS CHICK MADE
WAS A CAVEAT,
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AND THIS IS
WHAT GARREN TOLD ME--
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HE GOES, "SHE DOESN'T
WANT ANY BLACK ON YOU.
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NO BLACK SUIT, TIE,
ALL THAT STUFF."
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- Vin: OH, NO BLACK CLOTHING.
- "NO BLACK." AND I SAID,
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"WHAT ABOUT SOCKS?
CAN I WEAR BLACK SOCKS?"
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HE GOES,
"I WOULDN'T TRY.
IT COULD BE A DEAL BREAKER."
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- AND I WAS, "THIS CHICK"--
- WOW.
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"IF THIS CHICK REALLY
WOULD MAKE BLACK SOCKS
THE DEAL BREAKER,
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- THEN SHE IS NUTS."
- SHE'S CRAZY.
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- SOUNDS LIKE IT.
- BUT YOU GOT PAID
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- AND YOU LEARNED SOMETHING.
- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I WOULD
DO IT AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT,
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- BECAUSE I CAN HANDLE
CRAZY IN SMALL DOSES.
- LET ME OUT FOR A MINUTE.
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Vin:
AND FOR MONEY.
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WHERE'RE YOU GOING, NICK?
WHERE'RE YOU GOING?
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- WHERE IS HE GOING?
- ( Nick speaks )
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- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
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I DID-- I DID
PUT SOME LAXATIVE
IN HIS DINNER
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- LAST NIGHT.
- ( laughs )
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THAT'S COOL.
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- YOU GUYS--
- ALL RIGHT. FUCK YOU, GUYS.
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- Jimmy: WHAT?
- IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
AND ALL YOU GUYS JUST
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- KEEP TRYING
TO MAKE UP SOME SHIT.
- WHAT THE FUCK?!
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I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
HOW AM IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
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- YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.
- I DID.
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- IT WAS IN MY PHONE.
- WHAT?!
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- YEAH.
- YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!
LET'S DO SOMETHING, MAN.
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- I HAD TO REMIND YOU
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
- NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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- I HAVE AN ALARM SET
ON MY iPHONE.
- AN ALARM?
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WHAT, IT'S
MY BIRTHDAY AT 1:00?
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
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YEAH.
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- HE'S IN CHARGE OF THAT STUFF.
- LIKE MOST ALARMS,
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- I JUST IGNORE IT.
- JESUS.
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I'M GONNA HAVE
A STEVEN DAY.
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- Jimmy: STEVEN DAY?
- RIGHT.
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UH, YEAH, MY BIRTHDAY--
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NONE OF THEM--
NONE OF THEM REMEMBERED IT.
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I DON'T EVEN
WANT ANYTHING
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
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THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
IT'S JUST, UM--
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A SIMPLE
"HEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
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I REMEMBER-- I KNOW
ALL OF THEIR BIRTHDAYS.
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- WHAT THE FUCK?
- Brace: HE'S ACTING
KIND OF PISSY.
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Brace's voice:
YOU KNOW, BIRTHDAYS
AREN'T A BIG THING FOR ME.
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AND I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS
ON A BIRTHDAY PATROL.
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- WELL, WE HAVE
TO DO SOMETHING.
- Brace: WE WILL.
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LET'S FIGURE OUT WHAT
THE FUCK WE'RE GONNA DO.
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WHAT IS
STEVEN INTO THOUGH?
HE LIKES-- I DON'T KNOW.
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WE COULD GET SUPER-HAMMERED
AND BUNGEE-JUMP OFF
THE STRATOSPHERE.
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- WE'LL PROBABLY
KEEP TO OURSELVES--
- HEY, NICK.
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- WHAT'S UP, DUDE?
- WHERE'D STEVEN GO?
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- HE JUST GOT UP AND TOOK OFF.
- WE FORGOT ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY.
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- YEAH, NOW HE'S PISSED.
- DID YOU KNOW IT WAS
HIS BIRTHDAY?
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UH, N-- I KNEW,
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BUT YEAH, I FORGOT.
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YEAH, WE FUCKED UP.
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LET'S MAKE IT UP TO HIM THOUGH.
I'VE GOT SOME IDEAS WE COULD DO,
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IF HE WANTS TO GO HAVE
SOME FUN OR SOMETHING.
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I GOTTA GO.
LET ME KNOW WHAT
YOU DECIDE THE PLAN IS.
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- WE'LL FIGURE OUT
WHAT WE'RE DOING AND--
- WILL YOU TEXT ME?
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- YEAH YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT.
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THERE'S SOME PEOPLE'S
BIRTHDAYS YOU GOTTA REMEMBER.
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( laughs )
APPARENTLY, STEVEN'S
IS ONE OF THEM.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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I HAVE A NEW CLIENT
WHO ASKED ME TO MEET HER
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AT HER OFFICE
FOR A LUNCH DATE.
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- HI.
- HELLO, I'M HERE
TO SEE COURTNEY.
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COURTNEY.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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- JIMMY.
- JIMMY.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
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I'M NOT SURE
WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCE
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SHE'S LOOKING FOR
IN HER OFFICE...
( chuckles )
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- BUT I'M SURE
I'LL FIND OUT.
- HELLO.
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- SO YOU FOUND
THE OFFICE EASILY?
- NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
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- UM...
- HERE YOU ARE.
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- ON A LUNCH DATE?
- RIGHT.
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I WAS VERY ATTRACTED
TO YOUR WEBSITE
AND EVERYTHING,
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YOUR PROFILE,
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
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I WAS LIKE,
"WOW, I WOULD LOVE
TO MEET THIS GUY."
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MY NAME IS COURTNEY
AND I'M 42 YEARS OLD.
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I'M EXECUTIVE
AT A DESIGNER WALL COMPANY.
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- A PREFAB FIRM, HUH?
- YES.
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- PREFAB WALLS.
- DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY
MAKE IT HERE OR NO?
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WE ACTUALLY HAVE A PLANT.
THIS IS JUST OUR CORPORATE
HEADQUARTERS HERE.
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SO LET'S
TALK ABOUT WHAT
WE'RE DOING HERE.
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IT'S VERY VERY
AWKWARD, OBVIOUSLY,
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BUT IT'S VERY THRILLING
TO THINK THAT YOU
COULD ACTUALLY
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HAVE SEX SOMEWHERE
THAT'S PUBLIC.
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YEAH, I NOTICED,
FROM THE EMAILS,
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THERE WAS A VERY
EXCITED TONE
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- TO YOUR WORDS.
- MM-HMM.
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SO...
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MEN DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS
SEEKING EXCITEMENT.
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THEY WILL GO TO STRIP CLUBS
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.
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IF WOMEN ACTED THAT WAY,
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THEY WOULD BE CRITICIZED
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OR JUDGED SOMEHOW.
AND I JUST DON'T THINK
THAT'S FAIR.
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ARE THESE SOUNDPROOF?
CAN WE UH--
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THEY'RE NOT SOUNDPROOF,
SO WE KIND OF HAVE TO KEEP
IT DOWN A LITTLE.
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- ALL RIGHT?
- ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, LET'S CLEAR OFF
SOME SPACE.
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Jimmy:
I HAVE HAD
MANY PROPOSITIONS
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FROM WOMEN
THAT DON'T WANNA
USE PROTECTION.
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BUT THAT'S NEVER
MY POLICY.
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( both laugh )
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Jimmy:
I THINK PEOPLE LIKE
HAVING SEX IN PUBLIC
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BECAUSE IT GIVES THEM
THE ADRENALINE.
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( Courtney moaning )
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THE ADRENALINE OF GETTING
TO DO IT IN PUBLIC
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JUST WAKES THEM UP SOMEHOW.
IT MAKES THEM FEEL ALIVE.
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( Jimmy whispers )
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- SHH.
- ( Courtney speaks )
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WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION
OF PUBLIC X?
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I THINK IT CAN BE COOL,
IT CAN BE SEXY.
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- AND A LOT OF WOMEN
LIKE IT TOO.
- ( thumping )
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USUALLY THE WOMEN
THAT LIKE IT ARE KIND
OF LIKE THE NUTJOBS.
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- ( Courtney moaning )
- YEAH.
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SEX IN PUBLIC...
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IS FUCKING HOT.
IT'S HOT.
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- THERE?
- YEAH.
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( both moaning loudly )
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Jimmy:
THE BEST PART
ABOUT BEING A GIGOLO
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IS GETTING TO BE
SOMEONE ELSE'S FANTASY.
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I THINK THAT'S
REALLY EXCITING.
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( sighs )
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WELL, THAT WAS
A DECENT BUSINESS LUNCH.
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- Courtney: INDEED.
- CAN'T SAY--
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CAN'T SAY I'VE HAD
MANY LUNCHES THAT ARE
THAT EXCITING.
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YEAH.
YOU WANT THAT?
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- OKAY, THEN.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
- OKAY.
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BYE.
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Jimmy:
MMM, THIS OUGHTA BE
A GOOD EXPERIENCE.
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MY FAVORITE UNCLE USED
TO TAKE ME TO A GUN RANGE
ON MY BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR
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AND IT WAS A BLAST.
THOSE WERE SOME OF THE BEST
BIRTHDAYS OF MY LIFE.
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I THOUGHT THAT, YOU KNOW,
WHAT BETTER WAY
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TO SHARE SOME
OF MY MOJO WITH STEVEN
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THAN TAKE HIM TO A GUN RANGE
AND LET HIM BLOW UP THE SHIT
OUT OF SOMETHING.
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I'M GONNA
GIVE YOU A LITTLE SAFETY
BRIEF REAL QUICK.
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- ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY.
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SHOOT THE M4 HERE.
IT'S IN FULL AUTO,
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SO AT ALL TIMES
KEEP THE WEAPON
POINTED DOWN RANGE.
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SO THE GUYS HAD
PLANNED SOME KIND
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OF "GREAT
STEVEN ADVENTURE"
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WITH A WHOLE
BUNCH OF GOOFY SHIT,
BUT I'LL ROLL WITH IT.
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- I'M STYLISH, RIGHT?
- OH, YEAH. YOU LOOK
GREAT, MAN.
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- Jimmy: PINK IS THE NEW BLACK.
- ( man laughs )
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- ( "Dueling Banjos" playing )
- WHOA, THESE ARE
GOOD MUFFS.
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ALL RIGHT,
WHO'S SHOOTING FIRST?
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- Brace: I WILL.
- BRACELAND.
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- BRACE, YOU'RE FIRST?
- YEP.
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ALL RIGHT,
HERE YOU GO.
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- ARE YOU RIGHT-
OR LEFT-HANDED, SIR?
- RIGHT.
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( gun firing )
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- Man: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- Brace: NOT TOO BAD, HUH?
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HOW'D IT FEEL?
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- GO FOR IT, STEVE.
- OKAY, HERE YOU GO.
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- Brace: WATCH OUT
FOR THE SHELLS.
- ( man speaks )
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( laughs )
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- Nick: YOU MISSED IT.
- ( laughing )
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- Steven: STOP RUNNING.
- STOP RUNNING.
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- JUST-- CAN YOU
MOVE IT CLOSER?
- STOP RIGHT THERE
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- OR I'LL SHOOT AROUND YOU.
- Nick: THOSE WERE
WARNING SHOTS.
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YEAH, FUN TIMES.
WHOO-OO-OO.
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Jimmy:
HE'S GONNA DIE
FROM INTERNAL BLEEDING.
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STEVEN'S GUY IS
GONNA DIE FROM FEAR.
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Brace:
ARE YOU HIGH?
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- Vin: WELL, THE PARROT
ON HIS SHOULDER IS DEAD.
- ( guys laughing )
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HE MUST'VE BEEN A PIRATE.
HE KPARROT
ON HIS SHOULDER.
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- LIKE "SHUT UP, POLLY."
- ( laughs )
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- "HERE'S YOUR CRACKER."
- Brace: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
SEE WHAT YOU'RE ALL ABOUT,
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- BIG-TIME
BIG-TALKER NICK.
- ALL THE TIME.
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Nick:
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,
I WAS IN THE AIR FORCE.
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AND WHEN YOU'RE
IN THE MILITARY,
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EVERYBODY
GETS THE CHANCE
TO SHOOT THE M16.
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A VERY SMALL PERCENTAGE
SCORES HIGH ENOUGH
TO MAKE MARKSMAN.
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IN THE AIR FORCE,
I WAS A MARKSMAN TWICE.
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Vin: WHEN WE GO
PAINTBALLING, I GUESS
I KNOW WHO'S ON MY TEAM.
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- Brace: GOOD WORK, NICK.
- Vin: YOU MURDERED THAT DUDE.
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- THAT'S HOW IT'S
SUPPOSED TO BE DONE.
- YEAH, YOU MERC-ED HIM.
204
00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:11,959
Nick:
DON'T BE ALL UPSET
'CAUSE I WHIPPED YOUR ASS.
205
00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:16,041
- I'M NOT UPSET.
- Brace: THAT WAS GREAT.
206
00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:18,542
- SO THAT HAD TO PERK YOU
UP A LITTLE BIT, RIGHT?
- Vin: THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN.
207
00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:20,542
- IT WAS ALL RIGHT.
- IT WAS ALL RIGHT?
208
00:10:20,542 --> 00:10:22,208
- Vin: WHAT ARE YOU UPSET ABOUT?
- I DON'T KNOW HOW I WOULD
TOP THAT, MAN.
209
00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:24,333
SOMETIMES, WHEN PEOPLE
ARE DISAPPOINTED OR BUMMED,
210
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,458
I THINK IT'S VERY HARD
FOR THEM TO GET OUT
OF THAT RUT.
211
00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,750
AND I THINK STEVEN
IS JUST ONE OF THOSE
SENSITIVE PEOPLE
212
00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:31,959
THAT CAN'T ALWAYS
LET GO OF STUFF, IF AT ALL.
213
00:10:31,959 --> 00:10:34,000
SO IT'S JUST GONNA
TAKE A FEW MORE IDEAS
214
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,625
TO TRY TO KEEP GOING,
TO CHEER HIM UP,
215
00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:38,625
'CAUSE THE GUN STORE
DIDN'T WORK.
216
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,458
- YOU GUYS READY?
- THIS OUGHTA BE COOL.
217
00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:48,875
- THANK YOU, NICK.
- THANKS, GUY.
218
00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:52,417
Vin:
YEAH, THIS IS GONNA
BE THE SHIT RIGHT HERE.
219
00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:53,750
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS!
220
00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:58,208
Brace: I FEEL
LIKE I'M GETTING READY
TO GO ROB A 7-ELEVEN.
221
00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:00,083
I KNOW, RIGHT?
222
00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:02,250
( man speaking )
223
00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,792
GUYS, VISORS DOWN.
224
00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:05,458
MAKE SURE THE SILVER SWITCH
UNDERNEATH STEERING WHEEL IS UP.
225
00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:09,125
Steven:
I'M 6'4", SO, UM--
226
00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:12,709
SO I'M-- I'M CRUNCHED
IN THIS LITTLE CAR.
227
00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:15,583
AND IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
I'M STUCK INSIDE A BATHTUB
GOING AROUND A TRACK.
228
00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:18,000
( Vin speaks )
229
00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:28,125
WHOA! OH, SHIT!
230
00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:30,458
I'M A COMPETITOR BY NATURE,
ALWAYS HAVE BEEN,
231
00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:33,041
ALWAYS WILL BE.
232
00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:34,500
Vin:
MOTHERFUCKER!
233
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,959
I'M BEHIND NICK.
HE KEEPS SMASHING
ON HIS BREAKS
234
00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:41,417
AT EVERY TURN
TRYING TO GET ME
TO BUMP INTO HIM...
235
00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:43,500
F' YOU, MAN!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
236
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,125
...SO THAT I'M GONNA
GET KICKED OFF THE TRACK
237
00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:49,667
AND HE'S GONNA HAVE
JUST FREE REIN TO JUST ROLL
AROUND THE WHOLE THING.
238
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,709
Vin:
DUDE, YOU KEEP STOPPING!
239
00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:55,834
WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
240
00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:58,834
- ( tires screech )
- WHOA! HEY, ASSHOLE!
241
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,834
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
242
00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:10,792
AFTER GO-CARTING,
I GET IT-- YOU GUYS ARE
TRYING TO MAKE IT UP TO ME.
243
00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:13,375
IT'S COOL. THANKS.
I'M OVER IT.
244
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:17,333
PLEASE STOP,
JUST STOP. STOP.
245
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,625
- STEVEN?
- YES.
246
00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:20,500
- LAST PLACE.
- WHAT?
247
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,208
- FOURTH, NICK.
- WHAT?
248
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:25,834
- YES. JAMES IN FIRST.
- OH!
249
00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:28,250
YOU BET I WAS
A LITTLE HAPPY THAT
NICK DIDN'T WIN.
250
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,792
OH, SOMETIMES
IT'S FUN JUST PULL
THAT GUY'S CHAIN.
251
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:33,792
- HE BEAT ME.
HOW IS THAT?
- ( Jimmy laughs )
252
00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:36,709
- THIS IS A RIP-OFF.
- THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S
AVERAGED TIMES.
253
00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:39,875
- JIMMY WON.
- YOU CAN'T WIN.
I WON.
254
00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:42,375
- I CAME IN FIRST.
- WELL, LOOK AT HIM.
255
00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:45,375
- NO, HE DIDN'T.
- YOU DIDN'T COME IN FIRST.
YOU CAME IN LAST.
256
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:46,875
I PULLED UP FIRST.
257
00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:49,917
STEVEN ENDED UP
FINISHING DEAD LAST AGAIN.
258
00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:52,041
THAT KIND
OF BUMMED HIM OUT.
259
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,291
- WHERE IS HE GOING? STEVEN?!
- WHAT THE FUCK'S HE DOING?
260
00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:54,875
Steven:
MAYBE IT'S A LITTLE BIT WEIRD,
261
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,500
BUT BIRTHDAYS ARE
KIND OF IMPORTANT TO ME.
262
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,542
GROWING UP,
I DIDN'T HAVE A LOT
263
00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:02,041
- OF THAT STANDARD
BIRTHDAY LOVE.
- WHAT THE FUCK?
264
00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:04,750
SO... SORRY I GET
A LITTLE WEIRD.
265
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:10,041
UH...
266
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:13,792
- A'IGHT, YOU'VE GOTTA
GET HIM LAID NOW.
- YEAH, I THINK SO.
267
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:20,166
( acoustic guitar playing )
268
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:24,166
( vocalizing )
269
00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:27,166
Jimmy:
NICK REALLY LOVES MUSIC.
270
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,917
AND I'VE SEEN
OVER THE YEARS THAT
HE'S BEEN IMPROVING.
271
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:32,500
AND A LOT OF TIMES
HE SORT OF HEARS ME
272
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,291
EITHER HUMMING OR SINGING
AROUND THE HOUSE.
273
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:38,417
HE SEEMS TO GET A CUE
FROM THAT TO ALSO WARM UP
HIS VOICE MORE.
274
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:41,000
♪ YEAH YEAH. ♪
275
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,208
I LIKE THAT.
276
00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:45,917
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO BE SOME TYPE
OF ENTERTAINER.
277
00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:48,709
I STARTED WRITING RHYMES
IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
278
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:51,000
IT'S TRANSFORMED
AND DEVELOPED A LOT
SINCE THEN.
279
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,125
- YOU'RE GONNA FLOW?
- ♪ I'VE GOT THE GIGOLO
STYLE ♪
280
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,458
♪ I'VE GOT THE GIGOLO FLAVOR,
I'VE GOT THE GIGOLO SOUND ♪
281
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:59,000
♪ I'VE GOT THAT GIGOLO
SWAGGER, HO. ♪
282
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,291
MY STYLE OF RAPPING
IS REALLY DIVERSE.
283
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:03,542
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT
OF DIFFERENT STYLES.
JUST LIKE ME--
284
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:06,542
SOMETIMES I CAN BE
REALLY DEEP, THEN OTHER TIMES
I JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT.
285
00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:09,000
- ♪ GI-GI-GI-GIGOLO ♪
- ♪ I'VE GOT THE GIGOLO STYLE ♪
286
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,125
- ♪ GI-GI-GI-GIGOLO ♪
- ♪ I'VE GOT THE GIGOLO FLAVOR,
I'VE GOT THE GIGOLO SMILE ♪
287
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,458
- ♪ GI-GI-GI-GIGOLO ♪
- ♪ I'VE GOT THAT GIGOLO
SWAGGER ♪
288
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:16,458
- ♪ GI-GI-GI-GIGOLO. ♪
289
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:20,291
- ( Nick laughs )
GOOD SHIT, MAN.
- WHOO!
290
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:27,542
HOW ARE YA?
291
00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:29,333
WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS HAVING?
292
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,792
- Jimmy: I'LL TAKE
A BLOODY MARY.
- Vin: GOOSE AND O.J.
293
00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:33,208
PATRON AND PINEAPPLE,
OF COURSE.
294
00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:35,375
JUST A WATER, PLEASE.
295
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,500
- WATER?
- Woman: ON THE ROCKS?
( laughs )
296
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,583
NICE AND STIFF NOW.
297
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,834
YOU ORDERED A WATER--
WHAT'S THE DEAL?
298
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:45,875
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
SOME OLD STOMACH PROBLEM
299
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,875
I DRANK TOO MUCH
THIS WEEKEND OR SOMETHING.
300
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,583
YOU THINK IT'S BOOZE
OR YOU'VE GOT THE BUG?
301
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:53,208
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN
BOTHERING ME FOR FIVE DAYS.
302
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,667
- I HAVEN'T HAD--
- FIVE?!
303
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:57,166
- YEAH!
- YOU SHOULD GET
A COLONIC DONE.
304
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:59,583
THAT'S WHERE
ALL THE BACTERIA AND
ALL THESE LITTLE GOOBERS--
305
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,417
WE TALKED ABOUT THAT
BEFORE, BRACE.
306
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:03,500
BRACE FOR SOMETIME NOW
HAS BEEN LEADING ME
307
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,959
ON A HEALTHY PATH
WHICH HAS ACTUALLY
CHANGED MY LIFE.
308
00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:10,250
AND HE'S BEEN
ON MY CASE FOR A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT GETTING A COLONIC.
309
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:13,250
- YOU SHOULD GET ONE.
- IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME
I WAS GONNA DO IT,
310
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,500
IT MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME,
'CAUSE I'M ACTUALLY KIND
OF HURTING.
311
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,667
I'LL GO WITH YOU
AND I'LL GET ONE DONE
WITH YOU.
312
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,458
Brace: I GET ONE--
I GET TWO OF THEM DONE
EVERY JANUARY
313
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:24,208
JUST FOR GOOD
HOUSE-CLEANING PRACTICES.
314
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:26,000
- ( Nick laughs )
YOU'LL DO IT WITH ME.
- Brace: I WILL.
315
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,542
WE'RE NOT LIKE
IN THE SAME ROOM
OR ANYTHING.
316
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:30,959
Brace:
NO, EVEN IF WE ARE
IN THE SAME ROOM,
317
00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:34,000
I AM NOT GONNA
WATCH THEM INSERT IT
INTO YOUR BROWN EYE.
318
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,417
- I'M NOT GONNA BE
RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU.
- YOU'RE GONNA HOLD HANDS?
319
00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:38,458
"HEY, GOOD BUDDY,
LET'S GO GET A COLONIC."
320
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:41,083
THAT'S THE WORST PICK-UP
LINE I'VE EVER HEARD
MY ENTIRE LIFE.
321
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,542
AND THAT'S BROMANCE
AT ITS DEEPEST LEVEL.
322
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,333
AND I DO MEAN DEEP.
323
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,291
YOU CAN'T FEEL
ASHAMED BY DOING IT.
324
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,625
- SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
- EVERYBODY'S GIVING
HIM SHIT.
325
00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:50,875
THESE GUYS ARE
TALK-- YOU KNOW.
326
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:53,375
Vin:
I DON'T KNOW
IF THEY REALIZE
327
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:56,959
QUITE HOW HILARIOUS
THE REST OF US FIND
THIS TO BE.
328
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:59,208
"HEY, NICK, LET'S GO
329
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,166
AND SHOVE SOMETHING
UP OUR ASS
330
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,000
AND LET 'EM
SHOOT COLD WATER
OR HOT WATER"--
331
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,709
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT KIND OF WATER IT IS,
332
00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:07,208
BUT I'M OUT,
COMPLETELY OUT.
333
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:09,125
THE BIGGEST--
THE BIGGEST THING,
THOUGH,THOUGH,
334
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,041
IS WHEN THIS THING STARTS
GOING UP YOUR ASS.
335
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:14,959
ALL RIGHT, I SAID
I'LL DO IT. ARE YOU
TRYING TO CONVINCE ME NOT TO?
336
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:17,166
( laughs )
337
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,542
( bell rings )
338
00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:28,959
- ( sighs )
- Woman: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
339
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:31,125
- GOOD.
BRACE, YEAH.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
340
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,125
- THIS IS MY BUDDY NICK.
- HI.
341
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,834
- HI.
- HI, NICK.
HOW ARE YOU?
342
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:38,166
- HE'S A NEWBIE.
HE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS.
- Nick: GREAT.
343
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,458
OKAY, YOU'RE GONNA
GO AHEAD AND FILL
THIS OUT.
344
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,291
IT'S JUST
A LITTLE INFO SHEET.
345
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,166
YOU CAN HAVE
A SEAT RIGHT THERE.
346
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:46,917
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO JUST WAIT HERE WITH HIM
UNTIL HE'S FINISHED?
347
00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:49,458
- YEAH. YEAH, HE NEEDS
A LITTLE SUPPORT.
- Nick: YEAH.
348
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,959
- SO I'LL JUST HANG ON WITH HIM.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE
BACK AND CHECK--
349
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:55,041
OKAY, THANKS.
YOU'RE GONNA COME OUT
OF HERE A NEW MAN.
350
00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:57,083
WELL, NICK'S FEELING
KIND OF SICK.
351
00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:01,625
AND A LOT OF TIMES
WHEN PEOPLE START GETTING
THE SIGNS OF THE FLU,
352
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:04,959
MOST OF THE TIME
IT'S GENERATED IN THE STOMACH
OR IN THE INTESTINES.
353
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:08,417
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, NICK?
- NO, I'M NOT.
354
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,083
JUST-- YOU'LL BE GOOD.
355
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:12,417
JUST DO-- DO WHAT
THEY TELL YOU TO DO
AND YOU'LL BE GOOD.
356
00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:14,834
AND THAT'S WHY YOU NEED
TO GET 'EM BLOWN OUT.
357
00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:19,667
BRACE?
358
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,959
- OH MY GOD.
- ARE YOU READY?
359
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:25,333
- ALL RIGHT.
- SHE'S WARMING
HER HANDS, DUDE.
360
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,583
- ( laughs nervously )
- WELL, BETTER WARM
THAN COLD.
361
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:30,625
- YOU'RE NEXT DOOR.
YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT DOOR, RIGHT?
- I'M NEXT DOOR.
362
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,458
AS I'M WALKING INTO THE ROOM,
ALL I'M THINKING IS
363
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:35,792
"HOW THE FUCK DID BRACE
TALK ME INTO THIS?"
364
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:39,709
BRACE! I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN DO THIS.
I'M SERIOUS.
365
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:41,834
WHY CAN'T HE HEAR ME?
HE'S NEXT DOOR, RIGHT?
366
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:44,458
BRACE,
WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME?
367
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,166
Nick: BRACE!
368
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,750
( mimics female voice )
BRACE HAS GONE HOME.
369
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,875
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, NICK.
370
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,375
( woman speaking )
371
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,917
- IN IT?
- YES.
372
00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:03,000
YOU CAN'T DO IT?
I'D SERIOUSLY RATHER
HAVE YOU DO IT, I THINK.
373
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,166
( woman speaks )
374
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:10,542
I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS
GONNA HAVE TO LUBE UP
MY OWN ASSHOLE.
375
00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:13,375
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
BRACE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME?
376
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:17,208
LUBRICATE INSIDE
A LITTLE BIT
AND AROUND.
377
00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:20,250
- DONE DEAL.
- OKAY.
378
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,333
( whimpers )
IT DOESN'T GO IN.
379
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,500
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO GO IN THERE.
( groans )
380
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,417
( woman speaks )
381
00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:29,083
( groans )
382
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,875
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD!
383
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:34,792
IS IT IN?
IS IT IN?
384
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:36,875
IS IT IN?
385
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:39,291
I DON'T KNOW.
IS IT?
386
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,959
I DON'T KNOW.
BRACE!
387
00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,917
( laughs )
I WISH I COULD BE
IN THERE.
388
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:49,000
- BRACE!
- HE'S PROBABLY JUST
SWEATING, JUST PANICKING.
389
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000
OKAY, SO WE'RE GONNA
TURN THE WATER ON, OKAY?
390
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,417
Brace: OOH.
( chuckles )
391
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:57,250
- OH.
- YOU'RE GONNA FEEL PRESSURE,
392
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,625
JUST GO AHEAD
AND RELEASE.
393
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:01,375
( sighs )
MOTHER OF GOD.
394
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,792
THERE IT GOES.
395
00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,917
( moans )
396
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:11,542
THERE GOES ALL THOSE
PARASITES AND TOXINS,
397
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:13,750
OH, I WONDER
HOW NICK'S DOING.
398
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,208
IT SMELLS FUNNY IN HERE.
399
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:20,709
NO. ( hums )
400
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:22,792
( grunts )
IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
401
00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:25,000
I'M FULL. I'M FULL!
402
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,959
- I HAVE TO PUSH?
- YES.
403
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,375
- IS IT DOING IT?
- HM-MMM.
404
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:34,125
I-- YES, I THINK SO.
405
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:40,250
- PEOPLE PASS OUT
WHEN THEY DO THIS?
- Woman: NO.
406
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,125
NO?! I'D BE THE FIRST.
407
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,667
I DON'T LIKE THIS.
I DON'T LIKE IT.
408
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:48,208
IS IT DRAINING?
I'M NOT GONNA BLOW UP, AM I?
409
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,667
I'M GETTING RID
OF THOSE LITTLE
DEMON PARASITES.
410
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:55,291
( sighs )
AH, BOY.
411
00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:58,792
IT'S ALMOST LIKE A SPIRITUAL
EXPERIENCE FOR ME.
412
00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:01,291
- ( woman chuckles )
- ( grunting )
413
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:12,250
I'M NOT HEARING NICK YELLING,
SO HE MUST BE SUBDUED SOMEWHAT.
414
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,667
OH, MAN. BRACE!
415
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,583
NO!
416
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,792
NO. I ALREADY KNOW.
417
00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:30,041
( groaning )
418
00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:33,709
I HATE IT,
I HATE IT. BRACE!
419
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:35,834
( sighs )
420
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:37,875
- OH.
- GOT IT?
421
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,750
IS IT A BOY
OR A GIRL?
422
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,792
AFTERWARDS,
I DEFINITELY FELT WORSE.
423
00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,625
( groans )
424
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,542
I WAS VIOLATED.
I WILL NEVER BE
THE SAME MAN.
425
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,542
( laughs )
ARE YOU READY
FOR THE WALK OF SHAME?
426
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,875
- EASY. I DON'T KNOW
IF WE'RE FRIENDS ANYMORE.
- WHATEVER.
427
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:56,250
I FEEL LIKE
WE SHOULD CUDDLE.
428
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:01,041
YOU GUYS MADE QUITE
THE CONNECTION IN THERE.
429
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:03,041
I DON'T THINK I COULD'VE
DONE THAT WITHOUT YOU,
430
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:04,750
SO THANK YOU.
431
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:07,000
I'M PRETTY SURE
THAT WILL BE MY LAST COLONIC.
432
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,875
- SEE YOU.
- Woman: ALL RIGHT,
YOU TAKE CARE.
433
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,458
- ( Brace laughs )
- IT'S NOT FUNNY, DUDE.
434
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:15,041
DUDE, YOU JUST
DIDN'T GET GANG-RAPED.
435
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,375
- IT FEELS LIKE IT!
- WELL...
436
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:26,208
- Vin: SALUT.
- WHAT ARE WE SALUTING TO?
437
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:29,709
- TO SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS?
- SPILLING ON MY LAP.
438
00:21:29,709 --> 00:21:31,959
SPILLING ON YOUR LAP.
EXACTLY.
439
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:34,417
Jimmy:
I GOT THIS IDEA, RIGHT?
440
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,417
I'M THINKING
MAYBE FOR STEVEN'S BIRTHDAY
441
00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:38,750
WE SHOULD JUST
GIVE HIM A CLIENT OF OURS,
442
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,917
JUST STRAIGHT UP GIVE IT
TO HIM AS A FREEBIE.
443
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:42,792
SO YOU HAVE A CLIENT
YOU'VE BEEN WITH
444
00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:44,667
AND YOU JUST WANNA
REFER STEVEN TO HER?
445
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,250
I MEAN, I THINK
THAT SHE'S SEXY ENOUGH
446
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,250
THAT IT WOULD BE SOMEONE
STEVEN WOULD GO FOR.
447
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:51,000
AND MONEY IN THE POCKET
AT THE SAME TIME.
448
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,625
- YEAH.
- I LIKE IT.
449
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:55,166
Jimmy:
THAT'S NOT A BAD PRESENT.
450
00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:58,000
I STILL FEEL
BAD ABOUT FORGETTING
STEVEN'S BIRTHDAY
451
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,166
AND I STILL KNOW
THAT WE NEED TO DO
SOMETHING FOR HIM,
452
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:01,333
YOU KNOW,
SOMETHING THAT HE LIKES.
453
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:04,041
IS SHE COOL LIKE THAT?
I MEAN, IS SHE--
454
00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:06,750
I THINK SO.
I THINK SO.
455
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:10,417
I THINK SHE
MIGHT BE DOWN FOR IT.
SHE'S QUITE THE WILD CHICK.
456
00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:13,208
- YEAH, WHY NOT?
- Jimmy: LET'S DO IT.
457
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:16,125
BUT THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOMETHING ADDITIONAL, MAN.
458
00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:19,333
WE CAN'T JUST LET HIM
HAVE THE MONEY, RIGHT?
459
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:21,208
COULD WE PRANK IT
A LITTLE BIT?
460
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:22,959
HAVE A BIG SIGN
THAT SAYS "SURPRISE"?
461
00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:25,625
- I DON'T GET IT.
- I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
462
00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:29,375
MAYBE LIKE BRACE
SHOWS UP AS A PIZZA
DELIVERY STRIPPER...
463
00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:32,375
- OOH.
- OR SOMETHING
CRAZY, LIKE--
464
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:34,834
NICK AND I COULD SHOW UP
AS STRIPPER COPS,
465
00:22:34,834 --> 00:22:38,458
- SAYING THEY'RE BEING TOO LOUD.
- I SAY WE HAVE JIMMY HIDE
IN THE ROOM.
466
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,667
- YEAH?
- AND WHEN THEY'RE ABOUT
TO GET IT ON,
467
00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:42,792
SHE CAN TELL HIM
SHE LIKES TO DO IT
WITH THE LIGHTS OFF.
468
00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:45,792
HIT THE LIGHT SWITCH,
469
00:22:45,792 --> 00:22:49,208
- HER AND JIMMY
SWITCH SPOTS...
- ( both laugh )
470
00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:51,417
SHE SHUTS THE LIGHTS OFF
WHILE HE'S TIED TO THE BED
471
00:22:51,417 --> 00:22:54,375
AND THEN YOU JUST LIKE
WHISPER IN HIS EAR,
472
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,458
"ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU
READY FOR THIS?"
473
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,375
- "LET'S GET IT ON."
- YEAH.
474
00:22:58,375 --> 00:23:01,917
Jimmy:
STEVEN LIKES COUGARS.
STEVEN LIKES FUCKING.
475
00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:05,917
UH, SO A PLAN IS
IN THE WORKS.
476
00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,333
I ABSOLUTELY
LOVE IT.
477
00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:09,333
( deep voice )
"NOW JUST RELAX."
478
00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:12,333
- I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT.
- YEAH? YEAH?
479
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:14,291
YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME.
THAT'S AWESOME.
480
00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:16,875
- YOU KNOW JIMMY IS
DOWN FOR THAT.
- I'M OUT. NO.
481
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:20,208
I'M OUT. YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO HIRE SOMEONE ELSE.
SORRY, GUYS.
482
00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:28,000
Steven:
THE GUYS STILL FELT BAD
ABOUT FORGETTING
483
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,041
IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY
484
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:32,542
AS WELL AS
FAILING MISERABLY
TO MAKE UP FOR IT.
485
00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:34,333
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- HI.
486
00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:36,875
SO THEY'VE GIFTED ME
487
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,333
WITH ONE OF JIMMY'S
REGULAR CLIENTS
488
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:42,041
AND APPARENTLY
THEY THINK SHE'S MY "TYPE."
489
00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:45,542
BUT KNOWING THEIR RECORD
FOR SCREWING UP A GOOD THING,
490
00:23:45,542 --> 00:23:47,834
I'M A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS
FOR WHAT'S IN STORE HERE.
491
00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:50,834
- WELL, HAVE YOU
HAD A GOOD BIRTHDAY?
- IT'S BEEN INTERESTING.
492
00:23:50,834 --> 00:23:53,750
- THE GUYS TRIED
TO CHEER ME UP.
- OH.
493
00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:56,458
I'M LIKE, "REALLY?
I DON'T WANNA GO
GO-CART RACING,
494
00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:58,875
SHOOTING GUNS
OR ANY OF THAT SHIT."
495
00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:01,875
- I'D RATHER
SERIOUSLY JUST SLEEP.
- THAT'S WHAT YOU'D--
496
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:04,417
- MAYBE A COUPLE
OF BLOWJOBS.
- ( chuckles )
497
00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:06,917
DOES THAT MEAN
A COUPLE BY ONE PERSON
498
00:24:06,917 --> 00:24:09,083
OR A COUPLE BY A COUPLE
OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE?
499
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:12,041
- EITHER WAY.
- ( both laugh )
500
00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:13,917
REALLY?
501
00:24:13,917 --> 00:24:15,709
WHY? YOU GOT
SOME FRIENDS IN TOWN?
502
00:24:15,709 --> 00:24:18,875
Steven:
I LIKE OLDER WOMEN.
I LIKE STRONGER WOMEN.
503
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:20,959
THEY TEND TO HAVE
A MORE LEVEL HEAD
504
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,875
AND PLAY LESS BULLSHIT
HIGH SCHOOL GAMES.
505
00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:26,250
( woman speaks )
506
00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:28,166
- OH.
- OH.
507
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,583
- AM I SUPPOSED
TO OPEN IT NOW?
- YOU CAN.
508
00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:32,917
THERE'LL BE MORE
SURPRISES LATER.
509
00:24:32,917 --> 00:24:34,250
STOP.
510
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,917
I AM A SINGLE LADY
511
00:24:36,917 --> 00:24:40,000
WHO ENJOYS HAVING
A LITTLE COMPANIONSHIP
EVERY NOW AND THEN.
512
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,583
AND I ENJOY LIVING
LIFE TO THE FULLEST.
513
00:24:50,583 --> 00:24:53,458
I WAS MARRIED TO A DOCTOR
IN MY EARLY TWENTIES
514
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:56,417
MY SEXUAL HISTORY
PRIOR TO MEETING HIM
515
00:24:56,417 --> 00:24:58,959
WAS NOT VERY VIVID,
I WOULD SAY.
516
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,625
( Kira laughs )
517
00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:04,709
WE DIVORCED
AND SINCE THEN
518
00:25:04,709 --> 00:25:09,333
I COULD SAY THAT THERE'S BEEN
A LOT MORE SEXUAL ACTIVITIES.
519
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,166
NOW IT'S
MY TURN TO PLAY.
520
00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:16,959
FINALLY, THIS BIRTHDAY
IS IMPROVING.
521
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:21,458
( Vin whispering )
IT'S 508.
522
00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:23,917
- ( whispers )OKAY.
- TURN LEFT HERE.
523
00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:26,500
ON THREE,
ARE YOU READY?
524
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,333
ONE, TWO...
525
00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:34,417
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- ( laughing )
526
00:25:34,417 --> 00:25:36,125
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
527
00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:39,291
( loud cheering )
528
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:43,208
THEY CAME BUSTING IN
WITH THE BIRTHDAY CAKE
529
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,375
AND HE WAS
DEFINITELY SURPRISED.
530
00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:50,333
- Brace: YOU'RE
A BAD BOY, STEVEN!
- DIG INTO YOUR CAKE, BABY.
531
00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:52,417
Vin:
SHE WAS IN ON IT, DUDE.
SHE SET IT UP.
532
00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:55,667
SHE SET IT UP.
( laughs )
533
00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:59,500
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEVEN.
- OH MY GOD, YOU ALL
ARE INSANE.
534
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,834
I THINK HE'S BLUSHING.
ARE YOU BLUSHING?
535
00:26:01,834 --> 00:26:04,041
DON'T LOSE YOUR WOODY
ON OUR ACCOUNT.
CONTINUE.
536
00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:07,083
- TOO LATE.
- YOU GUYS ARE
GOING TO HELL--
537
00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:10,417
- EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
- TOO LATE, TOO LATE.
538
00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:13,041
AFTER ALL THIS,
I'VE COME TO REALIZE
539
00:26:13,041 --> 00:26:16,041
THAT THERE'S NO POINT
IN GETTING ANGRY
AT THESE IDIOTS.
540
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:19,291
I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT
AND I SUPPOSE
541
00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:20,834
THAT THEIR HEARTS ARE
IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
542
00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:23,000
UM, CAN YOU GUYS,
I DON'T KNOW,
543
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,542
MAYBE GET THE FUCK OUT?
544
00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:26,291
CAN WE WHAT?!
( stutters )
545
00:26:26,291 --> 00:26:28,709
YEAH YEAH,
I'M TRYING TO--
YOU KNOW,
546
00:26:28,709 --> 00:26:30,166
- I GOT YA.
- SURE, YOU GOT IT.
547
00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:32,333
- ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
- JUST REMEMBER--
548
00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:34,709
- Steven: I LOVE YOU GUYS.
- REMEMBER WHO LOVES YA.
549
00:26:34,709 --> 00:26:36,625
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
REMEMBER WHO LOVES YA.
550
00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:38,667
WE'RE FULFILLING
YOUR BIRTHDAY DESIRE.
551
00:26:38,667 --> 00:26:40,625
- WE DID A LOT
OF STUFF FOR YOU.
- Steven: I KNOW.
552
00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:42,458
- I LOVE YOU GUYS.
- Brace: GO FOR IT.
553
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,875
GOD BLESS YA.
YOU TOO THERE, GIRL.
554
00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:48,291
I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF CAKE,
BUT YOU KNOW,
555
00:26:48,291 --> 00:26:50,583
WITH ALL THAT SAID,
YOU'VE GOTTA BE
A GOOD SPORT.
556
00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:51,834
BRING THE WHOLE
CAKE OVER.
557
00:26:51,834 --> 00:26:54,041
( Kira speaks)
558
00:26:54,041 --> 00:26:57,166
DO YOU WANT ME
TO FUCK THE CAKE?
LIKE "FUCK IT" FUCK IT?
559
00:26:57,166 --> 00:26:58,875
( Kira speaks )
560
00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:05,875
HOW DOES
THAT FEEL?
561
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:08,500
( Kira continues )
562
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:12,250
- IF I HAD ONE.
- IT'S SLIGHTLY ODD.
563
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,291
Kira:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
BIRTHDAY CAKE.
564
00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:15,959
( laughs )
565
00:27:15,959 --> 00:27:17,500
SEEMS LIKE WE'RE DOING
A LOT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
566
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,375
I'M NOT EVEN
TELLING YOU GUYS
WHEN MY BIRTHDAY IS.
567
00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:22,041
- YEAH, ME EITHER.
- FUCK THAT SHIT.
568
00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:26,417
- I WAS BORN UNDER A ROCK.
- ( Vin laughs )
569
00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:33,083
( theme music playing )
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