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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,959 --> 00:00:15,291 BEING A GIGOLO ISN'T ALWAYS EASY. 2 00:00:15,291 --> 00:00:18,291 Nick: I'M VERY PROUD TO BE CALLED A GIGOLO. 3 00:00:18,291 --> 00:00:21,125 THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE MORE COMPETITIVE THAN ME. 4 00:00:21,125 --> 00:00:23,500 I TRY TO BREAK A SWEAT SIX DAYS A WEEK. 5 00:00:25,083 --> 00:00:26,792 Brace: THE BRACE PHILOSOPHY 6 00:00:26,792 --> 00:00:29,333 IS TO REALLY BE GOOD TO PEOPLE. 7 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,792 I'VE HAD SO MANY WOMEN IN MY LIFE IT'S JUST A BLUR. 8 00:00:31,792 --> 00:00:33,291 I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS. 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,291 Jimmy: I'M THE GUY THAT EATS DESSERT FIRST. 10 00:00:37,291 --> 00:00:40,291 I'M ADVENTUROUS. I'M WILLING TO TRY QUITE A LOT. 11 00:00:42,458 --> 00:00:44,166 Steven: I'M JUST A NORMAL GUY 12 00:00:44,166 --> 00:00:46,500 LOOKING FOR LOVE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 13 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,667 THIS IS ME. YOU CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 14 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,750 Vin: I REALLY LOVE WOMEN-- 15 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:55,166 LEARNING ABOUT THEM, LEARNING WHAT MAKES THEM TICK. 16 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:58,417 I WOULD CONSIDER MYSELF A REAL FEMINIST. 17 00:00:58,417 --> 00:00:59,709 THAT'S VEGAS, BABY. 18 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:03,458 ( moans ) 19 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:05,583 - MONEY, RIGHT THERE. - OH MY GOD. 20 00:01:05,583 --> 00:01:07,500 - WHOO! - OH! 21 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:23,750 - Vin: I FEEL LIKE I GOT MORE SAUSAGE THAN YOU DID. - YOU PROBABLY DID. 22 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,125 Vin: WELL, YOU KNOW, THE PROFESSION THAT WE'RE IN, 23 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:29,083 YOU CAN'T SHARE WHAT YOU DO LIKE OTHER PEOPLE. 24 00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:32,709 SO WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE TO SHARE 25 00:01:32,709 --> 00:01:36,250 AND ACTUALLY BECOME CLOSE WITH A GROUP OF GUYS WHO DO WHAT YOU DO, 26 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:39,709 IT REALLY IS A SPECIAL AND VALUABLE RELATIONSHIP. 27 00:01:39,709 --> 00:01:44,208 SO ONE OTHER THING THAT THIS CHICK MADE WAS A CAVEAT, 28 00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:46,208 AND THIS IS WHAT GARREN TOLD ME-- 29 00:01:46,208 --> 00:01:49,458 HE GOES, "SHE DOESN'T WANT ANY BLACK ON YOU. 30 00:01:49,458 --> 00:01:51,458 NO BLACK SUIT, TIE, ALL THAT STUFF." 31 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:53,625 - Vin: OH, NO BLACK CLOTHING. - "NO BLACK." AND I SAID, 32 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:55,709 "WHAT ABOUT SOCKS? CAN I WEAR BLACK SOCKS?" 33 00:01:55,709 --> 00:01:58,875 HE GOES, "I WOULDN'T TRY. IT COULD BE A DEAL BREAKER." 34 00:01:58,875 --> 00:02:00,458 - AND I WAS, "THIS CHICK"-- - WOW. 35 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:03,917 "IF THIS CHICK REALLY WOULD MAKE BLACK SOCKS THE DEAL BREAKER, 36 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:05,291 - THEN SHE IS NUTS." - SHE'S CRAZY. 37 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:08,041 - SOUNDS LIKE IT. - BUT YOU GOT PAID 38 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:10,417 - AND YOU LEARNED SOMETHING. - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I WOULD DO IT AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT, 39 00:02:10,417 --> 00:02:12,959 - BECAUSE I CAN HANDLE CRAZY IN SMALL DOSES. - LET ME OUT FOR A MINUTE. 40 00:02:12,959 --> 00:02:15,542 Vin: AND FOR MONEY. 41 00:02:15,542 --> 00:02:18,583 WHERE'RE YOU GOING, NICK? WHERE'RE YOU GOING? 42 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:20,375 - WHERE IS HE GOING? - ( Nick speaks ) 43 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:22,333 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 44 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:24,417 I DID-- I DID PUT SOME LAXATIVE IN HIS DINNER 45 00:02:24,417 --> 00:02:25,792 - LAST NIGHT. - ( laughs ) 46 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:28,083 THAT'S COOL. 47 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:29,750 - YOU GUYS-- - ALL RIGHT. FUCK YOU, GUYS. 48 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,667 - Jimmy: WHAT? - IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. AND ALL YOU GUYS JUST 49 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:33,959 - KEEP TRYING TO MAKE UP SOME SHIT. - WHAT THE FUCK?! 50 00:02:33,959 --> 00:02:36,083 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. HOW AM IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW? 51 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:37,417 - YOU DIDN'T TELL ME. - I DID. 52 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:39,792 - IT WAS IN MY PHONE. - WHAT?! 53 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:43,250 - YEAH. - YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?! LET'S DO SOMETHING, MAN. 54 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,458 - I HAD TO REMIND YOU IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. - NO, YOU DIDN'T. 55 00:02:45,458 --> 00:02:48,667 - I HAVE AN ALARM SET ON MY iPHONE. - AN ALARM? 56 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:51,959 WHAT, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AT 1:00? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 57 00:02:51,959 --> 00:02:53,291 YEAH. 58 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:55,625 - HE'S IN CHARGE OF THAT STUFF. - LIKE MOST ALARMS, 59 00:02:55,625 --> 00:02:57,917 - I JUST IGNORE IT. - JESUS. 60 00:02:57,917 --> 00:03:00,750 I'M GONNA HAVE A STEVEN DAY. 61 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:02,375 - Jimmy: STEVEN DAY? - RIGHT. 62 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:04,667 UH, YEAH, MY BIRTHDAY-- 63 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:06,583 NONE OF THEM-- NONE OF THEM REMEMBERED IT. 64 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:09,375 I DON'T EVEN WANT ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 65 00:03:09,375 --> 00:03:12,083 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. IT'S JUST, UM-- 66 00:03:12,083 --> 00:03:14,291 A SIMPLE "HEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY." 67 00:03:14,291 --> 00:03:16,458 I REMEMBER-- I KNOW ALL OF THEIR BIRTHDAYS. 68 00:03:16,458 --> 00:03:19,417 - WHAT THE FUCK? - Brace: HE'S ACTING KIND OF PISSY. 69 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:22,333 Brace's voice: YOU KNOW, BIRTHDAYS AREN'T A BIG THING FOR ME. 70 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:24,250 AND I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS ON A BIRTHDAY PATROL. 71 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:27,166 - WELL, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. - Brace: WE WILL. 72 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,792 LET'S FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE GONNA DO. 73 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:31,709 WHAT IS STEVEN INTO THOUGH? HE LIKES-- I DON'T KNOW. 74 00:03:37,291 --> 00:03:40,333 WE COULD GET SUPER-HAMMERED AND BUNGEE-JUMP OFF THE STRATOSPHERE. 75 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:43,792 - WE'LL PROBABLY KEEP TO OURSELVES-- - HEY, NICK. 76 00:03:43,792 --> 00:03:46,500 - WHAT'S UP, DUDE? - WHERE'D STEVEN GO? 77 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,500 - HE JUST GOT UP AND TOOK OFF. - WE FORGOT ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY. 78 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:51,792 - YEAH, NOW HE'S PISSED. - DID YOU KNOW IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY? 79 00:03:51,792 --> 00:03:54,291 UH, N-- I KNEW, 80 00:03:54,291 --> 00:03:56,834 BUT YEAH, I FORGOT. 81 00:03:56,834 --> 00:03:58,542 YEAH, WE FUCKED UP. 82 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:01,417 LET'S MAKE IT UP TO HIM THOUGH. I'VE GOT SOME IDEAS WE COULD DO, 83 00:04:01,417 --> 00:04:03,166 IF HE WANTS TO GO HAVE SOME FUN OR SOMETHING. 84 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:06,542 I GOTTA GO. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU DECIDE THE PLAN IS. 85 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:09,208 - WE'LL FIGURE OUT WHAT WE'RE DOING AND-- - WILL YOU TEXT ME? 86 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,834 - YEAH YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 87 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:13,375 THERE'S SOME PEOPLE'S BIRTHDAYS YOU GOTTA REMEMBER. 88 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:15,291 ( laughs ) APPARENTLY, STEVEN'S IS ONE OF THEM. 89 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:16,625 YEAH, RIGHT. 90 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:26,667 I HAVE A NEW CLIENT WHO ASKED ME TO MEET HER 91 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,125 AT HER OFFICE FOR A LUNCH DATE. 92 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:32,083 - HI. - HELLO, I'M HERE TO SEE COURTNEY. 93 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:33,875 COURTNEY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 94 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:35,291 - JIMMY. - JIMMY. HOLD ON A SECOND. 95 00:04:35,291 --> 00:04:37,291 I'M NOT SURE WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCE 96 00:04:37,291 --> 00:04:40,375 SHE'S LOOKING FOR IN HER OFFICE... ( chuckles ) 97 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:42,542 - BUT I'M SURE I'LL FIND OUT. - HELLO. 98 00:04:42,542 --> 00:04:46,208 - SO YOU FOUND THE OFFICE EASILY? - NO PROBLEM AT ALL. 99 00:04:46,208 --> 00:04:48,166 - UM... - HERE YOU ARE. 100 00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:51,208 - ON A LUNCH DATE? - RIGHT. 101 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:54,917 I WAS VERY ATTRACTED TO YOUR WEBSITE AND EVERYTHING, 102 00:04:54,917 --> 00:04:56,583 YOUR PROFILE, EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 103 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:58,750 I WAS LIKE, "WOW, I WOULD LOVE TO MEET THIS GUY." 104 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,792 MY NAME IS COURTNEY AND I'M 42 YEARS OLD. 105 00:05:00,792 --> 00:05:03,208 I'M EXECUTIVE AT A DESIGNER WALL COMPANY. 106 00:05:03,208 --> 00:05:05,458 - A PREFAB FIRM, HUH? - YES. 107 00:05:05,458 --> 00:05:08,750 - PREFAB WALLS. - DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY MAKE IT HERE OR NO? 108 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:11,542 WE ACTUALLY HAVE A PLANT. THIS IS JUST OUR CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS HERE. 109 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:16,250 SO LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE. 110 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,542 IT'S VERY VERY AWKWARD, OBVIOUSLY, 111 00:05:18,542 --> 00:05:21,208 BUT IT'S VERY THRILLING TO THINK THAT YOU COULD ACTUALLY 112 00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:23,333 HAVE SEX SOMEWHERE THAT'S PUBLIC. 113 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:25,083 YEAH, I NOTICED, FROM THE EMAILS, 114 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:27,750 THERE WAS A VERY EXCITED TONE 115 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:31,750 - TO YOUR WORDS. - MM-HMM. 116 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:34,625 SO... 117 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:37,333 MEN DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS SEEKING EXCITEMENT. 118 00:05:37,333 --> 00:05:39,458 THEY WILL GO TO STRIP CLUBS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. 119 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:41,792 IF WOMEN ACTED THAT WAY, 120 00:05:41,792 --> 00:05:44,625 THEY WOULD BE CRITICIZED 121 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:47,792 OR JUDGED SOMEHOW. AND I JUST DON'T THINK THAT'S FAIR. 122 00:05:47,792 --> 00:05:49,792 ARE THESE SOUNDPROOF? CAN WE UH-- 123 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:52,917 THEY'RE NOT SOUNDPROOF, SO WE KIND OF HAVE TO KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE. 124 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:55,041 - ALL RIGHT? - ALL RIGHT. 125 00:05:55,041 --> 00:05:56,959 WELL, LET'S CLEAR OFF SOME SPACE. 126 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,583 Jimmy: I HAVE HAD MANY PROPOSITIONS 127 00:06:00,583 --> 00:06:03,417 FROM WOMEN THAT DON'T WANNA USE PROTECTION. 128 00:06:03,417 --> 00:06:06,000 BUT THAT'S NEVER MY POLICY. 129 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:11,625 ( both laugh ) 130 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:15,250 Jimmy: I THINK PEOPLE LIKE HAVING SEX IN PUBLIC 131 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:18,333 BECAUSE IT GIVES THEM THE ADRENALINE. 132 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:20,959 ( Courtney moaning ) 133 00:06:20,959 --> 00:06:23,500 THE ADRENALINE OF GETTING TO DO IT IN PUBLIC 134 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:27,500 JUST WAKES THEM UP SOMEHOW. IT MAKES THEM FEEL ALIVE. 135 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,625 ( Jimmy whispers ) 136 00:06:29,625 --> 00:06:32,291 - SHH. - ( Courtney speaks ) 137 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:34,500 WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF PUBLIC X? 138 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:37,709 I THINK IT CAN BE COOL, IT CAN BE SEXY. 139 00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:40,875 - AND A LOT OF WOMEN LIKE IT TOO. - ( thumping ) 140 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:43,125 USUALLY THE WOMEN THAT LIKE IT ARE KIND OF LIKE THE NUTJOBS. 141 00:06:43,125 --> 00:06:46,125 - ( Courtney moaning ) - YEAH. 142 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:48,166 SEX IN PUBLIC... 143 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:52,333 IS FUCKING HOT. IT'S HOT. 144 00:06:53,875 --> 00:06:57,000 - THERE? - YEAH. 145 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:03,542 ( both moaning loudly ) 146 00:07:06,792 --> 00:07:08,709 Jimmy: THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING A GIGOLO 147 00:07:08,709 --> 00:07:12,583 IS GETTING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE'S FANTASY. 148 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:14,208 I THINK THAT'S REALLY EXCITING. 149 00:07:14,208 --> 00:07:16,208 ( sighs ) 150 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:18,458 WELL, THAT WAS A DECENT BUSINESS LUNCH. 151 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:20,792 - Courtney: INDEED. - CAN'T SAY-- 152 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:24,041 CAN'T SAY I'VE HAD MANY LUNCHES THAT ARE THAT EXCITING. 153 00:07:26,166 --> 00:07:28,583 YEAH. YOU WANT THAT? 154 00:07:28,583 --> 00:07:31,417 - OKAY, THEN. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. - OKAY. 155 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:37,208 BYE. 156 00:07:43,959 --> 00:07:46,166 Jimmy: MMM, THIS OUGHTA BE A GOOD EXPERIENCE. 157 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:49,750 MY FAVORITE UNCLE USED TO TAKE ME TO A GUN RANGE ON MY BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR 158 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:52,667 AND IT WAS A BLAST. THOSE WERE SOME OF THE BEST BIRTHDAYS OF MY LIFE. 159 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:54,667 I THOUGHT THAT, YOU KNOW, WHAT BETTER WAY 160 00:07:54,667 --> 00:07:57,583 TO SHARE SOME OF MY MOJO WITH STEVEN 161 00:07:57,583 --> 00:08:00,583 THAN TAKE HIM TO A GUN RANGE AND LET HIM BLOW UP THE SHIT OUT OF SOMETHING. 162 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:04,583 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE SAFETY BRIEF REAL QUICK. 163 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,041 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. 164 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:09,250 SHOOT THE M4 HERE. IT'S IN FULL AUTO, 165 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:12,083 SO AT ALL TIMES KEEP THE WEAPON POINTED DOWN RANGE. 166 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:15,041 SO THE GUYS HAD PLANNED SOME KIND 167 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:17,667 OF "GREAT STEVEN ADVENTURE" 168 00:08:17,667 --> 00:08:20,917 WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF GOOFY SHIT, BUT I'LL ROLL WITH IT. 169 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,667 - I'M STYLISH, RIGHT? - OH, YEAH. YOU LOOK GREAT, MAN. 170 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:26,375 - Jimmy: PINK IS THE NEW BLACK. - ( man laughs ) 171 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:30,625 - ( "Dueling Banjos" playing ) - WHOA, THESE ARE GOOD MUFFS. 172 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:32,166 ALL RIGHT, WHO'S SHOOTING FIRST? 173 00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:33,458 - Brace: I WILL. - BRACELAND. 174 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:34,458 - BRACE, YOU'RE FIRST? - YEP. 175 00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:37,166 ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO. 176 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:39,291 - ARE YOU RIGHT- OR LEFT-HANDED, SIR? - RIGHT. 177 00:08:39,291 --> 00:08:41,458 ( gun firing ) 178 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:46,667 - Man: WHAT DO YOU THINK? - Brace: NOT TOO BAD, HUH? 179 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:47,875 HOW'D IT FEEL? 180 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,333 - GO FOR IT, STEVE. - OKAY, HERE YOU GO. 181 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:56,041 - Brace: WATCH OUT FOR THE SHELLS. - ( man speaks ) 182 00:08:56,041 --> 00:08:57,166 ( laughs ) 183 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:02,000 - Nick: YOU MISSED IT. - ( laughing ) 184 00:09:04,834 --> 00:09:07,750 - Steven: STOP RUNNING. - STOP RUNNING. 185 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:11,000 - JUST-- CAN YOU MOVE IT CLOSER? - STOP RIGHT THERE 186 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 - OR I'LL SHOOT AROUND YOU. - Nick: THOSE WERE WARNING SHOTS. 187 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,542 YEAH, FUN TIMES. WHOO-OO-OO. 188 00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:23,458 Jimmy: HE'S GONNA DIE FROM INTERNAL BLEEDING. 189 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:25,875 STEVEN'S GUY IS GONNA DIE FROM FEAR. 190 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,125 Brace: ARE YOU HIGH? 191 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:32,542 - Vin: WELL, THE PARROT ON HIS SHOULDER IS DEAD. - ( guys laughing ) 192 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:39,125 HE MUST'VE BEEN A PIRATE. HE KPARROT ON HIS SHOULDER. 193 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:41,333 - LIKE "SHUT UP, POLLY." - ( laughs ) 194 00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:44,458 - "HERE'S YOUR CRACKER." - Brace: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE ALL ABOUT, 195 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,959 - BIG-TIME BIG-TALKER NICK. - ALL THE TIME. 196 00:09:46,959 --> 00:09:48,709 Nick: WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I WAS IN THE AIR FORCE. 197 00:09:48,709 --> 00:09:50,625 AND WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MILITARY, 198 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:52,750 EVERYBODY GETS THE CHANCE TO SHOOT THE M16. 199 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:56,625 A VERY SMALL PERCENTAGE SCORES HIGH ENOUGH TO MAKE MARKSMAN. 200 00:09:56,625 --> 00:10:01,083 IN THE AIR FORCE, I WAS A MARKSMAN TWICE. 201 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:05,000 Vin: WHEN WE GO PAINTBALLING, I GUESS I KNOW WHO'S ON MY TEAM. 202 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,875 - Brace: GOOD WORK, NICK. - Vin: YOU MURDERED THAT DUDE. 203 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:10,208 - THAT'S HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DONE. - YEAH, YOU MERC-ED HIM. 204 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:11,959 Nick: DON'T BE ALL UPSET 'CAUSE I WHIPPED YOUR ASS. 205 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:16,041 - I'M NOT UPSET. - Brace: THAT WAS GREAT. 206 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:18,542 - SO THAT HAD TO PERK YOU UP A LITTLE BIT, RIGHT? - Vin: THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN. 207 00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:20,542 - IT WAS ALL RIGHT. - IT WAS ALL RIGHT? 208 00:10:20,542 --> 00:10:22,208 - Vin: WHAT ARE YOU UPSET ABOUT? - I DON'T KNOW HOW I WOULD TOP THAT, MAN. 209 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:24,333 SOMETIMES, WHEN PEOPLE ARE DISAPPOINTED OR BUMMED, 210 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,458 I THINK IT'S VERY HARD FOR THEM TO GET OUT OF THAT RUT. 211 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,750 AND I THINK STEVEN IS JUST ONE OF THOSE SENSITIVE PEOPLE 212 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:31,959 THAT CAN'T ALWAYS LET GO OF STUFF, IF AT ALL. 213 00:10:31,959 --> 00:10:34,000 SO IT'S JUST GONNA TAKE A FEW MORE IDEAS 214 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,625 TO TRY TO KEEP GOING, TO CHEER HIM UP, 215 00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:38,625 'CAUSE THE GUN STORE DIDN'T WORK. 216 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,458 - YOU GUYS READY? - THIS OUGHTA BE COOL. 217 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:48,875 - THANK YOU, NICK. - THANKS, GUY. 218 00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:52,417 Vin: YEAH, THIS IS GONNA BE THE SHIT RIGHT HERE. 219 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:53,750 YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS! 220 00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:58,208 Brace: I FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING READY TO GO ROB A 7-ELEVEN. 221 00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:00,083 I KNOW, RIGHT? 222 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:02,250 ( man speaking ) 223 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,792 GUYS, VISORS DOWN. 224 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:05,458 MAKE SURE THE SILVER SWITCH UNDERNEATH STEERING WHEEL IS UP. 225 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:09,125 Steven: I'M 6'4", SO, UM-- 226 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:12,709 SO I'M-- I'M CRUNCHED IN THIS LITTLE CAR. 227 00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:15,583 AND IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M STUCK INSIDE A BATHTUB GOING AROUND A TRACK. 228 00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:18,000 ( Vin speaks ) 229 00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:28,125 WHOA! OH, SHIT! 230 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:30,458 I'M A COMPETITOR BY NATURE, ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, 231 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:33,041 ALWAYS WILL BE. 232 00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:34,500 Vin: MOTHERFUCKER! 233 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,959 I'M BEHIND NICK. HE KEEPS SMASHING ON HIS BREAKS 234 00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:41,417 AT EVERY TURN TRYING TO GET ME TO BUMP INTO HIM... 235 00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:43,500 F' YOU, MAN! WHAT THE FUCK?! 236 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,125 ...SO THAT I'M GONNA GET KICKED OFF THE TRACK 237 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:49,667 AND HE'S GONNA HAVE JUST FREE REIN TO JUST ROLL AROUND THE WHOLE THING. 238 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,709 Vin: DUDE, YOU KEEP STOPPING! 239 00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:55,834 WHAT AN ASSHOLE! 240 00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:58,834 - ( tires screech ) - WHOA! HEY, ASSHOLE! 241 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,834 WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? 242 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:10,792 AFTER GO-CARTING, I GET IT-- YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO MAKE IT UP TO ME. 243 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:13,375 IT'S COOL. THANKS. I'M OVER IT. 244 00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:17,333 PLEASE STOP, JUST STOP. STOP. 245 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,625 - STEVEN? - YES. 246 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:20,500 - LAST PLACE. - WHAT? 247 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,208 - FOURTH, NICK. - WHAT? 248 00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:25,834 - YES. JAMES IN FIRST. - OH! 249 00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:28,250 YOU BET I WAS A LITTLE HAPPY THAT NICK DIDN'T WIN. 250 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,792 OH, SOMETIMES IT'S FUN JUST PULL THAT GUY'S CHAIN. 251 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:33,792 - HE BEAT ME. HOW IS THAT? - ( Jimmy laughs ) 252 00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:36,709 - THIS IS A RIP-OFF. - THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S AVERAGED TIMES. 253 00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:39,875 - JIMMY WON. - YOU CAN'T WIN. I WON. 254 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:42,375 - I CAME IN FIRST. - WELL, LOOK AT HIM. 255 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:45,375 - NO, HE DIDN'T. - YOU DIDN'T COME IN FIRST. YOU CAME IN LAST. 256 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:46,875 I PULLED UP FIRST. 257 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:49,917 STEVEN ENDED UP FINISHING DEAD LAST AGAIN. 258 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:52,041 THAT KIND OF BUMMED HIM OUT. 259 00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,291 - WHERE IS HE GOING? STEVEN?! - WHAT THE FUCK'S HE DOING? 260 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:54,875 Steven: MAYBE IT'S A LITTLE BIT WEIRD, 261 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,500 BUT BIRTHDAYS ARE KIND OF IMPORTANT TO ME. 262 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,542 GROWING UP, I DIDN'T HAVE A LOT 263 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:02,041 - OF THAT STANDARD BIRTHDAY LOVE. - WHAT THE FUCK? 264 00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:04,750 SO... SORRY I GET A LITTLE WEIRD. 265 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:10,041 UH... 266 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:13,792 - A'IGHT, YOU'VE GOTTA GET HIM LAID NOW. - YEAH, I THINK SO. 267 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:20,166 ( acoustic guitar playing ) 268 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:24,166 ( vocalizing ) 269 00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:27,166 Jimmy: NICK REALLY LOVES MUSIC. 270 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,917 AND I'VE SEEN OVER THE YEARS THAT HE'S BEEN IMPROVING. 271 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:32,500 AND A LOT OF TIMES HE SORT OF HEARS ME 272 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,291 EITHER HUMMING OR SINGING AROUND THE HOUSE. 273 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:38,417 HE SEEMS TO GET A CUE FROM THAT TO ALSO WARM UP HIS VOICE MORE. 274 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:41,000 ♪ YEAH YEAH. ♪ 275 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,208 I LIKE THAT. 276 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:45,917 YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SOME TYPE OF ENTERTAINER. 277 00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:48,709 I STARTED WRITING RHYMES IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. 278 00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:51,000 IT'S TRANSFORMED AND DEVELOPED A LOT SINCE THEN. 279 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,125 - YOU'RE GONNA FLOW? - ♪ I'VE GOT THE GIGOLO STYLE ♪ 280 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,458 ♪ I'VE GOT THE GIGOLO FLAVOR, I'VE GOT THE GIGOLO SOUND ♪ 281 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:59,000 ♪ I'VE GOT THAT GIGOLO SWAGGER, HO. ♪ 282 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,291 MY STYLE OF RAPPING IS REALLY DIVERSE. 283 00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:03,542 YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF DIFFERENT STYLES. JUST LIKE ME-- 284 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:06,542 SOMETIMES I CAN BE REALLY DEEP, THEN OTHER TIMES I JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT. 285 00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:09,000 - ♪ GI-GI-GI-GIGOLO ♪ - ♪ I'VE GOT THE GIGOLO STYLE ♪ 286 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,125 - ♪ GI-GI-GI-GIGOLO ♪ - ♪ I'VE GOT THE GIGOLO FLAVOR, I'VE GOT THE GIGOLO SMILE ♪ 287 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,458 - ♪ GI-GI-GI-GIGOLO ♪ - ♪ I'VE GOT THAT GIGOLO SWAGGER ♪ 288 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:16,458 - ♪ GI-GI-GI-GIGOLO. ♪ 289 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:20,291 - ( Nick laughs ) GOOD SHIT, MAN. - WHOO! 290 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:27,542 HOW ARE YA? 291 00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:29,333 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS HAVING? 292 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,792 - Jimmy: I'LL TAKE A BLOODY MARY. - Vin: GOOSE AND O.J. 293 00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:33,208 PATRON AND PINEAPPLE, OF COURSE. 294 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:35,375 JUST A WATER, PLEASE. 295 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,500 - WATER? - Woman: ON THE ROCKS? ( laughs ) 296 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,583 NICE AND STIFF NOW. 297 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,834 YOU ORDERED A WATER-- WHAT'S THE DEAL? 298 00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:45,875 UH, I DON'T KNOW. SOME OLD STOMACH PROBLEM 299 00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,875 I DRANK TOO MUCH THIS WEEKEND OR SOMETHING. 300 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,583 YOU THINK IT'S BOOZE OR YOU'VE GOT THE BUG? 301 00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:53,208 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR FIVE DAYS. 302 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,667 - I HAVEN'T HAD-- - FIVE?! 303 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:57,166 - YEAH! - YOU SHOULD GET A COLONIC DONE. 304 00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:59,583 THAT'S WHERE ALL THE BACTERIA AND ALL THESE LITTLE GOOBERS-- 305 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,417 WE TALKED ABOUT THAT BEFORE, BRACE. 306 00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:03,500 BRACE FOR SOMETIME NOW HAS BEEN LEADING ME 307 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,959 ON A HEALTHY PATH WHICH HAS ACTUALLY CHANGED MY LIFE. 308 00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:10,250 AND HE'S BEEN ON MY CASE FOR A LITTLE BIT ABOUT GETTING A COLONIC. 309 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:13,250 - YOU SHOULD GET ONE. - IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME I WAS GONNA DO IT, 310 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,500 IT MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME, 'CAUSE I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF HURTING. 311 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,667 I'LL GO WITH YOU AND I'LL GET ONE DONE WITH YOU. 312 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,458 Brace: I GET ONE-- I GET TWO OF THEM DONE EVERY JANUARY 313 00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:24,208 JUST FOR GOOD HOUSE-CLEANING PRACTICES. 314 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:26,000 - ( Nick laughs ) YOU'LL DO IT WITH ME. - Brace: I WILL. 315 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,542 WE'RE NOT LIKE IN THE SAME ROOM OR ANYTHING. 316 00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:30,959 Brace: NO, EVEN IF WE ARE IN THE SAME ROOM, 317 00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:34,000 I AM NOT GONNA WATCH THEM INSERT IT INTO YOUR BROWN EYE. 318 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,417 - I'M NOT GONNA BE RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU. - YOU'RE GONNA HOLD HANDS? 319 00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:38,458 "HEY, GOOD BUDDY, LET'S GO GET A COLONIC." 320 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:41,083 THAT'S THE WORST PICK-UP LINE I'VE EVER HEARD MY ENTIRE LIFE. 321 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,542 AND THAT'S BROMANCE AT ITS DEEPEST LEVEL. 322 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,333 AND I DO MEAN DEEP. 323 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,291 YOU CAN'T FEEL ASHAMED BY DOING IT. 324 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,625 - SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. - EVERYBODY'S GIVING HIM SHIT. 325 00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:50,875 THESE GUYS ARE TALK-- YOU KNOW. 326 00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:53,375 Vin: I DON'T KNOW IF THEY REALIZE 327 00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:56,959 QUITE HOW HILARIOUS THE REST OF US FIND THIS TO BE. 328 00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:59,208 "HEY, NICK, LET'S GO 329 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,166 AND SHOVE SOMETHING UP OUR ASS 330 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,000 AND LET 'EM SHOOT COLD WATER OR HOT WATER"-- 331 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,709 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF WATER IT IS, 332 00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:07,208 BUT I'M OUT, COMPLETELY OUT. 333 00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:09,125 THE BIGGEST-- THE BIGGEST THING, THOUGH,THOUGH, 334 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,041 IS WHEN THIS THING STARTS GOING UP YOUR ASS. 335 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:14,959 ALL RIGHT, I SAID I'LL DO IT. ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVINCE ME NOT TO? 336 00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:17,166 ( laughs ) 337 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,542 ( bell rings ) 338 00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:28,959 - ( sighs ) - Woman: HOW ARE YOU DOING? 339 00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:31,125 - GOOD. BRACE, YEAH. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 340 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,125 - THIS IS MY BUDDY NICK. - HI. 341 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,834 - HI. - HI, NICK. HOW ARE YOU? 342 00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:38,166 - HE'S A NEWBIE. HE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS. - Nick: GREAT. 343 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,458 OKAY, YOU'RE GONNA GO AHEAD AND FILL THIS OUT. 344 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,291 IT'S JUST A LITTLE INFO SHEET. 345 00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,166 YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT RIGHT THERE. 346 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:46,917 WOULD YOU LIKE TO JUST WAIT HERE WITH HIM UNTIL HE'S FINISHED? 347 00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:49,458 - YEAH. YEAH, HE NEEDS A LITTLE SUPPORT. - Nick: YEAH. 348 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,959 - SO I'LL JUST HANG ON WITH HIM. - OKAY. ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE BACK AND CHECK-- 349 00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:55,041 OKAY, THANKS. YOU'RE GONNA COME OUT OF HERE A NEW MAN. 350 00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:57,083 WELL, NICK'S FEELING KIND OF SICK. 351 00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:01,625 AND A LOT OF TIMES WHEN PEOPLE START GETTING THE SIGNS OF THE FLU, 352 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:04,959 MOST OF THE TIME IT'S GENERATED IN THE STOMACH OR IN THE INTESTINES. 353 00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:08,417 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, NICK? - NO, I'M NOT. 354 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,083 JUST-- YOU'LL BE GOOD. 355 00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:12,417 JUST DO-- DO WHAT THEY TELL YOU TO DO AND YOU'LL BE GOOD. 356 00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:14,834 AND THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO GET 'EM BLOWN OUT. 357 00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:19,667 BRACE? 358 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,959 - OH MY GOD. - ARE YOU READY? 359 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:25,333 - ALL RIGHT. - SHE'S WARMING HER HANDS, DUDE. 360 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,583 - ( laughs nervously ) - WELL, BETTER WARM THAN COLD. 361 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:30,625 - YOU'RE NEXT DOOR. YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT DOOR, RIGHT? - I'M NEXT DOOR. 362 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,458 AS I'M WALKING INTO THE ROOM, ALL I'M THINKING IS 363 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:35,792 "HOW THE FUCK DID BRACE TALK ME INTO THIS?" 364 00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:39,709 BRACE! I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS. I'M SERIOUS. 365 00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:41,834 WHY CAN'T HE HEAR ME? HE'S NEXT DOOR, RIGHT? 366 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:44,458 BRACE, WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME? 367 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,166 Nick: BRACE! 368 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,750 ( mimics female voice ) BRACE HAS GONE HOME. 369 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,875 YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, NICK. 370 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,375 ( woman speaking ) 371 00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,917 - IN IT? - YES. 372 00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:03,000 YOU CAN'T DO IT? I'D SERIOUSLY RATHER HAVE YOU DO IT, I THINK. 373 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,166 ( woman speaks ) 374 00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:10,542 I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GONNA HAVE TO LUBE UP MY OWN ASSHOLE. 375 00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:13,375 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? BRACE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME? 376 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:17,208 LUBRICATE INSIDE A LITTLE BIT AND AROUND. 377 00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:20,250 - DONE DEAL. - OKAY. 378 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,333 ( whimpers ) IT DOESN'T GO IN. 379 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,500 IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GO IN THERE. ( groans ) 380 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,417 ( woman speaks ) 381 00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:29,083 ( groans ) 382 00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,875 OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD! 383 00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:34,792 IS IT IN? IS IT IN? 384 00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:36,875 IS IT IN? 385 00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:39,291 I DON'T KNOW. IS IT? 386 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,959 I DON'T KNOW. BRACE! 387 00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,917 ( laughs ) I WISH I COULD BE IN THERE. 388 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:49,000 - BRACE! - HE'S PROBABLY JUST SWEATING, JUST PANICKING. 389 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000 OKAY, SO WE'RE GONNA TURN THE WATER ON, OKAY? 390 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,417 Brace: OOH. ( chuckles ) 391 00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:57,250 - OH. - YOU'RE GONNA FEEL PRESSURE, 392 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,625 JUST GO AHEAD AND RELEASE. 393 00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:01,375 ( sighs ) MOTHER OF GOD. 394 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,792 THERE IT GOES. 395 00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,917 ( moans ) 396 00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:11,542 THERE GOES ALL THOSE PARASITES AND TOXINS, 397 00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:13,750 OH, I WONDER HOW NICK'S DOING. 398 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,208 IT SMELLS FUNNY IN HERE. 399 00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:20,709 NO. ( hums ) 400 00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:22,792 ( grunts ) IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 401 00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:25,000 I'M FULL. I'M FULL! 402 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,959 - I HAVE TO PUSH? - YES. 403 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,375 - IS IT DOING IT? - HM-MMM. 404 00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:34,125 I-- YES, I THINK SO. 405 00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:40,250 - PEOPLE PASS OUT WHEN THEY DO THIS? - Woman: NO. 406 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,125 NO?! I'D BE THE FIRST. 407 00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,667 I DON'T LIKE THIS. I DON'T LIKE IT. 408 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:48,208 IS IT DRAINING? I'M NOT GONNA BLOW UP, AM I? 409 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,667 I'M GETTING RID OF THOSE LITTLE DEMON PARASITES. 410 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:55,291 ( sighs ) AH, BOY. 411 00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:58,792 IT'S ALMOST LIKE A SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE FOR ME. 412 00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:01,291 - ( woman chuckles ) - ( grunting ) 413 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:12,250 I'M NOT HEARING NICK YELLING, SO HE MUST BE SUBDUED SOMEWHAT. 414 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,667 OH, MAN. BRACE! 415 00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,583 NO! 416 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,792 NO. I ALREADY KNOW. 417 00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:30,041 ( groaning ) 418 00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:33,709 I HATE IT, I HATE IT. BRACE! 419 00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:35,834 ( sighs ) 420 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:37,875 - OH. - GOT IT? 421 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,750 IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL? 422 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,792 AFTERWARDS, I DEFINITELY FELT WORSE. 423 00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,625 ( groans ) 424 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,542 I WAS VIOLATED. I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME MAN. 425 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,542 ( laughs ) ARE YOU READY FOR THE WALK OF SHAME? 426 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,875 - EASY. I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE FRIENDS ANYMORE. - WHATEVER. 427 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:56,250 I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD CUDDLE. 428 00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:01,041 YOU GUYS MADE QUITE THE CONNECTION IN THERE. 429 00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:03,041 I DON'T THINK I COULD'VE DONE THAT WITHOUT YOU, 430 00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:04,750 SO THANK YOU. 431 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:07,000 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WILL BE MY LAST COLONIC. 432 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,875 - SEE YOU. - Woman: ALL RIGHT, YOU TAKE CARE. 433 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,458 - ( Brace laughs ) - IT'S NOT FUNNY, DUDE. 434 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:15,041 DUDE, YOU JUST DIDN'T GET GANG-RAPED. 435 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,375 - IT FEELS LIKE IT! - WELL... 436 00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:26,208 - Vin: SALUT. - WHAT ARE WE SALUTING TO? 437 00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:29,709 - TO SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS? - SPILLING ON MY LAP. 438 00:21:29,709 --> 00:21:31,959 SPILLING ON YOUR LAP. EXACTLY. 439 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:34,417 Jimmy: I GOT THIS IDEA, RIGHT? 440 00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,417 I'M THINKING MAYBE FOR STEVEN'S BIRTHDAY 441 00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:38,750 WE SHOULD JUST GIVE HIM A CLIENT OF OURS, 442 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,917 JUST STRAIGHT UP GIVE IT TO HIM AS A FREEBIE. 443 00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:42,792 SO YOU HAVE A CLIENT YOU'VE BEEN WITH 444 00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:44,667 AND YOU JUST WANNA REFER STEVEN TO HER? 445 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,250 I MEAN, I THINK THAT SHE'S SEXY ENOUGH 446 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,250 THAT IT WOULD BE SOMEONE STEVEN WOULD GO FOR. 447 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:51,000 AND MONEY IN THE POCKET AT THE SAME TIME. 448 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,625 - YEAH. - I LIKE IT. 449 00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:55,166 Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A BAD PRESENT. 450 00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:58,000 I STILL FEEL BAD ABOUT FORGETTING STEVEN'S BIRTHDAY 451 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,166 AND I STILL KNOW THAT WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING FOR HIM, 452 00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:01,333 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT HE LIKES. 453 00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:04,041 IS SHE COOL LIKE THAT? I MEAN, IS SHE-- 454 00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:06,750 I THINK SO. I THINK SO. 455 00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:10,417 I THINK SHE MIGHT BE DOWN FOR IT. SHE'S QUITE THE WILD CHICK. 456 00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:13,208 - YEAH, WHY NOT? - Jimmy: LET'S DO IT. 457 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:16,125 BUT THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING ADDITIONAL, MAN. 458 00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:19,333 WE CAN'T JUST LET HIM HAVE THE MONEY, RIGHT? 459 00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:21,208 COULD WE PRANK IT A LITTLE BIT? 460 00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:22,959 HAVE A BIG SIGN THAT SAYS "SURPRISE"? 461 00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:25,625 - I DON'T GET IT. - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 462 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:29,375 MAYBE LIKE BRACE SHOWS UP AS A PIZZA DELIVERY STRIPPER... 463 00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:32,375 - OOH. - OR SOMETHING CRAZY, LIKE-- 464 00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:34,834 NICK AND I COULD SHOW UP AS STRIPPER COPS, 465 00:22:34,834 --> 00:22:38,458 - SAYING THEY'RE BEING TOO LOUD. - I SAY WE HAVE JIMMY HIDE IN THE ROOM. 466 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,667 - YEAH? - AND WHEN THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET IT ON, 467 00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:42,792 SHE CAN TELL HIM SHE LIKES TO DO IT WITH THE LIGHTS OFF. 468 00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:45,792 HIT THE LIGHT SWITCH, 469 00:22:45,792 --> 00:22:49,208 - HER AND JIMMY SWITCH SPOTS... - ( both laugh ) 470 00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:51,417 SHE SHUTS THE LIGHTS OFF WHILE HE'S TIED TO THE BED 471 00:22:51,417 --> 00:22:54,375 AND THEN YOU JUST LIKE WHISPER IN HIS EAR, 472 00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,458 "ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?" 473 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,375 - "LET'S GET IT ON." - YEAH. 474 00:22:58,375 --> 00:23:01,917 Jimmy: STEVEN LIKES COUGARS. STEVEN LIKES FUCKING. 475 00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:05,917 UH, SO A PLAN IS IN THE WORKS. 476 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,333 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. 477 00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:09,333 ( deep voice ) "NOW JUST RELAX." 478 00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:12,333 - I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT. - YEAH? YEAH? 479 00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:14,291 YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME. THAT'S AWESOME. 480 00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:16,875 - YOU KNOW JIMMY IS DOWN FOR THAT. - I'M OUT. NO. 481 00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:20,208 I'M OUT. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HIRE SOMEONE ELSE. SORRY, GUYS. 482 00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:28,000 Steven: THE GUYS STILL FELT BAD ABOUT FORGETTING 483 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,041 IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY 484 00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:32,542 AS WELL AS FAILING MISERABLY TO MAKE UP FOR IT. 485 00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:34,333 - HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING? - HI. 486 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:36,875 SO THEY'VE GIFTED ME 487 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,333 WITH ONE OF JIMMY'S REGULAR CLIENTS 488 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:42,041 AND APPARENTLY THEY THINK SHE'S MY "TYPE." 489 00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:45,542 BUT KNOWING THEIR RECORD FOR SCREWING UP A GOOD THING, 490 00:23:45,542 --> 00:23:47,834 I'M A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS FOR WHAT'S IN STORE HERE. 491 00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:50,834 - WELL, HAVE YOU HAD A GOOD BIRTHDAY? - IT'S BEEN INTERESTING. 492 00:23:50,834 --> 00:23:53,750 - THE GUYS TRIED TO CHEER ME UP. - OH. 493 00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:56,458 I'M LIKE, "REALLY? I DON'T WANNA GO GO-CART RACING, 494 00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:58,875 SHOOTING GUNS OR ANY OF THAT SHIT." 495 00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:01,875 - I'D RATHER SERIOUSLY JUST SLEEP. - THAT'S WHAT YOU'D-- 496 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:04,417 - MAYBE A COUPLE OF BLOWJOBS. - ( chuckles ) 497 00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:06,917 DOES THAT MEAN A COUPLE BY ONE PERSON 498 00:24:06,917 --> 00:24:09,083 OR A COUPLE BY A COUPLE OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE? 499 00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:12,041 - EITHER WAY. - ( both laugh ) 500 00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:13,917 REALLY? 501 00:24:13,917 --> 00:24:15,709 WHY? YOU GOT SOME FRIENDS IN TOWN? 502 00:24:15,709 --> 00:24:18,875 Steven: I LIKE OLDER WOMEN. I LIKE STRONGER WOMEN. 503 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:20,959 THEY TEND TO HAVE A MORE LEVEL HEAD 504 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,875 AND PLAY LESS BULLSHIT HIGH SCHOOL GAMES. 505 00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:26,250 ( woman speaks ) 506 00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:28,166 - OH. - OH. 507 00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,583 - AM I SUPPOSED TO OPEN IT NOW? - YOU CAN. 508 00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:32,917 THERE'LL BE MORE SURPRISES LATER. 509 00:24:32,917 --> 00:24:34,250 STOP. 510 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,917 I AM A SINGLE LADY 511 00:24:36,917 --> 00:24:40,000 WHO ENJOYS HAVING A LITTLE COMPANIONSHIP EVERY NOW AND THEN. 512 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,583 AND I ENJOY LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST. 513 00:24:50,583 --> 00:24:53,458 I WAS MARRIED TO A DOCTOR IN MY EARLY TWENTIES 514 00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:56,417 MY SEXUAL HISTORY PRIOR TO MEETING HIM 515 00:24:56,417 --> 00:24:58,959 WAS NOT VERY VIVID, I WOULD SAY. 516 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,625 ( Kira laughs ) 517 00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:04,709 WE DIVORCED AND SINCE THEN 518 00:25:04,709 --> 00:25:09,333 I COULD SAY THAT THERE'S BEEN A LOT MORE SEXUAL ACTIVITIES. 519 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,166 NOW IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY. 520 00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:16,959 FINALLY, THIS BIRTHDAY IS IMPROVING. 521 00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:21,458 ( Vin whispering ) IT'S 508. 522 00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:23,917 - ( whispers )OKAY. - TURN LEFT HERE. 523 00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:26,500 ON THREE, ARE YOU READY? 524 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,333 ONE, TWO... 525 00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:34,417 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - ( laughing ) 526 00:25:34,417 --> 00:25:36,125 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 527 00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:39,291 ( loud cheering ) 528 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:43,208 THEY CAME BUSTING IN WITH THE BIRTHDAY CAKE 529 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,375 AND HE WAS DEFINITELY SURPRISED. 530 00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:50,333 - Brace: YOU'RE A BAD BOY, STEVEN! - DIG INTO YOUR CAKE, BABY. 531 00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:52,417 Vin: SHE WAS IN ON IT, DUDE. SHE SET IT UP. 532 00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:55,667 SHE SET IT UP. ( laughs ) 533 00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:59,500 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEVEN. - OH MY GOD, YOU ALL ARE INSANE. 534 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,834 I THINK HE'S BLUSHING. ARE YOU BLUSHING? 535 00:26:01,834 --> 00:26:04,041 DON'T LOSE YOUR WOODY ON OUR ACCOUNT. CONTINUE. 536 00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:07,083 - TOO LATE. - YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO HELL-- 537 00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:10,417 - EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. - TOO LATE, TOO LATE. 538 00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:13,041 AFTER ALL THIS, I'VE COME TO REALIZE 539 00:26:13,041 --> 00:26:16,041 THAT THERE'S NO POINT IN GETTING ANGRY AT THESE IDIOTS. 540 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:19,291 I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT AND I SUPPOSE 541 00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:20,834 THAT THEIR HEARTS ARE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. 542 00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:23,000 UM, CAN YOU GUYS, I DON'T KNOW, 543 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,542 MAYBE GET THE FUCK OUT? 544 00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:26,291 CAN WE WHAT?! ( stutters ) 545 00:26:26,291 --> 00:26:28,709 YEAH YEAH, I'M TRYING TO-- YOU KNOW, 546 00:26:28,709 --> 00:26:30,166 - I GOT YA. - SURE, YOU GOT IT. 547 00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:32,333 - ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. - JUST REMEMBER-- 548 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:34,709 - Steven: I LOVE YOU GUYS. - REMEMBER WHO LOVES YA. 549 00:26:34,709 --> 00:26:36,625 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. REMEMBER WHO LOVES YA. 550 00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:38,667 WE'RE FULFILLING YOUR BIRTHDAY DESIRE. 551 00:26:38,667 --> 00:26:40,625 - WE DID A LOT OF STUFF FOR YOU. - Steven: I KNOW. 552 00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:42,458 - I LOVE YOU GUYS. - Brace: GO FOR IT. 553 00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,875 GOD BLESS YA. YOU TOO THERE, GIRL. 554 00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:48,291 I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF CAKE, BUT YOU KNOW, 555 00:26:48,291 --> 00:26:50,583 WITH ALL THAT SAID, YOU'VE GOTTA BE A GOOD SPORT. 556 00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:51,834 BRING THE WHOLE CAKE OVER. 557 00:26:51,834 --> 00:26:54,041 ( Kira speaks) 558 00:26:54,041 --> 00:26:57,166 DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCK THE CAKE? LIKE "FUCK IT" FUCK IT? 559 00:26:57,166 --> 00:26:58,875 ( Kira speaks ) 560 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:05,875 HOW DOES THAT FEEL? 561 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:08,500 ( Kira continues ) 562 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:12,250 - IF I HAD ONE. - IT'S SLIGHTLY ODD. 563 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,291 Kira: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY CAKE. 564 00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:15,959 ( laughs ) 565 00:27:15,959 --> 00:27:17,500 SEEMS LIKE WE'RE DOING A LOT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. 566 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,375 I'M NOT EVEN TELLING YOU GUYS WHEN MY BIRTHDAY IS. 567 00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:22,041 - YEAH, ME EITHER. - FUCK THAT SHIT. 568 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:26,417 - I WAS BORN UNDER A ROCK. - ( Vin laughs ) 569 00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:33,083 ( theme music playing ) 45414

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