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BEING A GIGOLO
ISN'T ALWAYS EASY.
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Nick:
I'M VERY PROUD TO BE
CALLED A GIGOLO.
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THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE
MORE COMPETITIVE THAN ME.
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I TRY TO BREAK A SWEAT
SIX DAYS A WEEK.
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Brace:
THE BRACE PHILOSOPHY
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IS TO REALLY
BE GOOD TO PEOPLE.
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I'VE HAD SO MANY WOMEN
IN MY LIFE IT'S JUST A BLUR.
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I WANNA ENJOY THIS.
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Jimmy:
I'M THE GUY THAT EATS
DESSERT FIRST.
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I'M ADVENTUROUS.
I'M WILLING TO TRY
QUITE A LOT.
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Steven:
I'M JUST A NORMAL GUY
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LOOKING FOR LOVE
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
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THIS IS ME.
YOU CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
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Vin:
I REALLY LOVE WOMEN--
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LEARNING ABOUT THEM,
LEARNING WHAT MAKES THEM TICK.
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I WOULD CONSIDER MYSELF
A REAL FEMINIST.
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THAT'S VEGAS, BABY.
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- MONEY, RIGHT THERE.
- OH MY GOD.
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- WHOO!
- OH!
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( dog howling )
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- ( knocks on door )
- ( door opens )
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- HELLO? IT'S ME.
- HEY. COME ON IN.
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- MMM, IT SMELLS GOOD
IN HERE.
- GOOD.
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SO I MET THIS GIRL KELLY
A FEW MONTHS AGO AT A CLUB
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AND WE STARTED
HANGING OUT A BIT.
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LOOK AT YOU,
MAKING ME DINNER
AND EVERYTHING.
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- MM-HMM.
- WOW.
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AND WITHIN I WOULD SAY
ABOUT A MONTH
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I TOLD HER
WHAT WAS GOING ON,
THAT I ESCORT.
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- HOW YOU DOING?
- GOOD.
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- ( giggles ) MMM.
- GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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THAT'S PROBABLY DONE.
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- Kelly: YUP.
- YEAH.
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Jimmy's voice:
SHE SEEMED OKAY WITH IT
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AND I WAS SORTA STUNNED
FOR A LITTLE BIT.
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I ALMOST
THOUGHT "WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS CHICK?"
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IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?
I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU KNOW, I WISH
I HAD TAKEN MORE TIME
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TO CONSIDER IT WHEN
I FIRST STARTED DOING IT,
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BECAUSE IT WAS
JUST SORT OF A--
( snaps )
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A FLIP OF A SWITCH
FROM STRIPPING
TO ESCORTING.
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- ( chuckles )
- BOOM, ONE DAY.
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- YEAH, THAT'S A LOT.
- BUT IF THE PERSON
WHO I'M WITH
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REALLY UNDERSTANDS
WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING,
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THEN THERE'S NO PROBLEM,
THERE'S NO JEALOUSY.
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YOU KNOW, NOBODY SHOULD
EVER START ESCORTING
OUT OF DESPERATION...
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- YEAH.
- ...BUT THAT ACTUALLY WAS
KIND OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ME,
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AND I JUST GOT LUCKY,
BECAUSE I GOT HOOKED IN
WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE.
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( Kelly speaks )
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- WELL, IT'S NICE.
- ( chuckles )
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HOW DOES BEING A GIGOLO
AFFECT RELATIONSHIPS?
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YOU'RE ONLY AS SICK
AS YOUR SECRETS.
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AND BECAUSE
OF THAT REASON
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I THINK THAT
SHARING MY SECRETS
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IS BETTER
THAN HOLDING IT IN.
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( moaning )
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- ( sucks )
- OH YEAH.
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OH YEAH.
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I'M NOT ONE
TO JUDGE PEOPLE
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OR EVER SAY
WHETHER SOMEBODY SHOULD
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GIVE OUT
THEIR SECRETS OR NOT.
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( moaning continues )
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I JUST SAY FOR MYSELF
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IT FEELS BETTER
WHEN I CAN BE MORE HONEST.
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- ( both moaning loudly )
- Jimmy: OH MY--
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I LOVE YOU.
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( waitress speaks )
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- HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
- GOOD.
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I WOULD LIKE
TWO MIMOSAS, ACTUALLY.
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YEAH, THE FIRST ONE
I LIKE TO SLAM,
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AND THE SECOND ONE
I LIKE TO SIP.
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HE'S THE SAME WAY
WITH GIRLS.
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THE FIRST ONE
I LIKE TO SLAM
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- AND THE SECOND ONE
I LIKE TO SIP.
- SIP ON.
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- WOW.
- Vin: YES, YOU WILL.
YES, YOU WILL.
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- ( laughing )
- Jimmy: SHE LIKES TO
START EARLY. I LIKE THAT.
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- Nick: THAT MADE MY MORNING.
- Jimmy: YEAH, I PERKED UP.
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- Nick: WOW.
- I'VE GOT THESE
FRIENDS COMING IN,
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FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE
THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN
IN A LONG TIME.
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WHAT'S THE OCCASION,
JUST "VEGAS--
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- VEGAS, BABY"?
- A BACHELORETTE PARTY
AND THEN A WEDDING HERE--
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ONE OF THEIR OTHER FRIENDS
I DON'T KNOW.
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- THEY'RE BOTH CHICKS?
- I DON'T KNOW THE GIRL
THAT'S GETTING MARRIED.
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- YEAH, THEY'RE BOTH CHICKS.
- SWEET.
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- ARE THEY HOT?
- YEAH YEAH.
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UMM, YEAH. I MEAN,
THEY WERE HOT IN COLLEGE,
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SO I WOULD ASSUME THEY'RE--
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ONE OF THEM HAS HAD
A COUPLE OF KIDS, THOUGH,
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SO... YOU KNOW.
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SHE'S SIMMERED DOWN A BIT.
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- ( laughs )
- Vin: ARE THE KIDS COMING?
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- Jimmy: THE KIDS
ARE COMING.
- WHAT?!
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- Nick: OH YAY, FUN.
- Brace: KIDS?
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- TO VEGAS?
- Jimmy: YEAH.
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THE KIDS ARE STAYING
AT YOUR HOUSE?
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- Jimmy: YEAH.
- OH MY GOD.
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Nick:
I AGREED TO IT,
'CAUSE IT'S ONE NIGHT.
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- I THINK I CAN
HANDLE ONE.
- MM-HMM.
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- Vin: ONE NIGHT?
- WE'LL SEE.
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- ONE NIGHT.
- BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE THERE,
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- SO IT DOESN'T MATTER.
- Brace: YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BE THERE?
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- HELL NO.
- I'D BE SO GONE.
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- I WILL NOT BE THERE.
- THOSE KIDS, THEY'RE PROBABLY
GONNA HAVE YOU
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- DUCT-TAPED TO A CHAIR.
- Nick: I WILL NOT BE THERE.
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I CAN'T REMEMBER
THE LAST TIME I WAS
AROUND ANY KIDS.
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SO WHAT'S THE DEAL?
DO THE GIRLS FROM
COLLEGE KNOW
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THAT YOU'RE INTO
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
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Jimmy:
NO, 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T
REALLY BEEN IN CONTACT
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EXCEPT FOR MOSTLY EMAIL.
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I'M KINDS WORRIED ABOUT
WHAT THEY'LL THINK
IF I DO TELL THEM.
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- WHY DO YOU GOT TO
TELL THEM ANYTHING?
- NO, I DO.
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I CARE. THEY'RE GOOD
FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE.
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BUT IF YOU TELL THEM,
AREN'T THEY GONNA TELL
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ALL THE PEOPLE
THAT YOU KNOW?
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MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
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THERE'S DEFINITELY
A STIGMA
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ABOUT WHAT IT IS
THAT WE DO.
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MOST PEOPLE
CAN'T FULLY ACCEPT IT.
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I DON'T THINK MOST PEOPLE
WANT TO UNDERSTAND IT.
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SO WHEN YOU TALK TO THEM,
IF YOU SHARE WITH PEOPLE,
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IMMEDIATELY START
THREATENING THEIR REALITY,
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THEIR INSECURITIES POP OUT.
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AND SO THE ONLY PEOPLE
YOU CAN EVER TALK TO ABOUT IT
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ARE PEOPLE
IN THE BUSINESS.
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I'VE GOT LOTS OF BOYS,
BUT I DON'T TALK
TO THEM ABOUT IT.
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WHY-- WHY DO YOU GOTTA
TELL THEM ANYTHING?
WHAT THE HELL?
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I DON'T. I DON'T.
THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS.
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I MAY TELL THEM,
I MAY NOT TELL THEM.
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I DON'T LET
ANYBODY KNOW WHAT
I'VE BEEN DOING
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FOR ALL THESE YEARS,
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BECAUSE I'VE LOST
A LOT OF FRIENDS
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DUE TO THE FACT
THAT I'M AN ESCORT.
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OR THEY FOUND OUT SOMEHOW.
AND IT SUCKS. I HATE IT.
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YEAH, YOU TELL ONE PERSON,
THEY'RE TELLING EVERYBODY.
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YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
HOW IT GOES.
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Brace:
THAT'S WHY I DON'T
TELL ANYBODY ANYTHING.
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Jimmy's voice:
I HOPE MY FRIENDS
CONTINUE TO ACCEPT ME
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WHEN AND IF THEY FIND OUT.
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I'VE SORT OF JUST BEEN
PLAYING SPIN DOCTOR
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
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THAT'S REALLY
ALL THEY KNOW,
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IS THAT I STRIP, SO...
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ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
I GOTTA GO,
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I GOTTA CLEAN
THE APARTMENT.
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- Vin: KIDPROOF IT?
- YEAH YEAH YEAH.
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- OKAY, SEE YA.
- ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, SEE YOU.
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- ALL RIGHT, MAN.
- GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
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MAY GOD BE WITH YOU.
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WOW, DUDE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE AGREED TO THAT.
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BETTER HIM THAN ME.
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HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
HOW YOU DOING?
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- I'M JULIAN.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
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- COME ON IN, MAN.
- HI.
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- THIS IS MY WIFE CANDI.
- NICK.
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- HEY, NICK.
- HI. HOW YOU DOING?
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- GREAT, HOW ARE YOU?
- REAL GOOD. REAL GOOD.
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WHENEVER I HAVE
A COUPLE--
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EITHER A HUSBAND
OR A BOYFRIEND PAYING
FOR MY SERVICES--
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I'M ALWAYS WORRIED
ABOUT WHAT THE GUY'S
INTENTIONS ARE,
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IF HE'S GONNA BE
IN THE ROOM.
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- ARE YOU GUYS FROM HERE?
- NO, WE'RE HERE ON VACATION.
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- VACATION?
- YEAH.
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- WHERE YOU FROM?
- NEW YORK.
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- IDAHO.
- NEW YORK AND IDAHO.
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- Julian: YEAH.
- I'M FROM WISCONSIN,
ORIGINALLY.
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- WISCONSIN.
- YEAH.
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- CHEESEHEADS.
- YEAH.
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( all chuckle )
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- SO...
- HAVE YOU DONE THIS BEFORE?
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I HIRED
A GIRL FOR HIM.
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HIRED A GIRL FOR HIM?
SO IT'S HER TURN.
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- COOL.
- HE'S RETURNING THE FAVOR.
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- IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
- THAT'S A FAIR AGREEMENT.
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WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT,
AND SO HERE WE ARE.
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IF THERE'S A GUY IN THE ROOM,
I HAVE TWO RULES:
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ONE IS NO SKIN
OR FLUID ON ME,
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BESIDES FROM THE GIRL;
AND THE SECOND RULE IS
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IF YOU'RE A GUY
AND NOT A GIGOLO,
YOU KEEP YOUR PANTS ON.
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Julian:
PRETTY MUCH
EVERYTHING GOES WITH US.
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BUT WE WANTED TO SEE
HOW THE OTHER ONE FELT
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WATCHING THE OTHER ONE,
YOU KNOW,
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BEING WITH ANOTHER PERSON.
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NOT YOU. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE WATCHING.
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I AM. I'VE GOT
A PLACE TO SIT.
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- ( all chuckle )
- I'M JUST KIDDING.
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I LOVED IT.
DO YOU THINK
YOU'LL LIKE IT?
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YES. I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN
TALKING ABOUT IT.
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- I THINK SO.
- YEAH?
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YOU ALREADY KNOW.
YOU WENT THROUGH IT ALREADY.
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- I DON'T KNOW YET.
- I LOVE IT.
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- WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES.
- I LOVE WATCHING YOU
FUCK SOMEONE ELSE.
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- ( Nick grunts )
- ( kissing )
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Nick's voice:
THE HUSBAND, I THINK,
WAS KIND OF AGAINST IT,
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ESPECIALLY AFTER
I SHOWED UP,
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BUT HE HAD TO
GO THROUGH WITH IT
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BECAUSE HIS WIFE
ALLOWED HIM TO GET A GIRL.
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IT KINDA--
IT SCARED THE SHIT
OUT OF ME.
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( moaning )
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I HAVE
TO BLOCK HIM OUT.
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- YEAH, MM-HMM.
- ( moaning )
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Nick's voice:
IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST TIMES
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I KINDA HAD TO WATCH
MY BACK IN THE ROOM,
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'CAUSE I DON'T THINK
HE WAS INTO IT AT ALL.
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I WAS LOOKING OVER
MY SHOULDER HALF THE TIME
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BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW
IF HE'S GONNA GO
A LITTLE JEALOUS
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OR MAYBE ACT
A LITTLE CRAZY
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AND HIT ME OVER
THE BACK OF THE HEAD
'CAUSE HE'S NOT INTO IT.
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HE WAS A GOOD-LOOKING
GUY AND ALL--
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I DON'T WANT HER TO BE
WITH SOMEBODY UGLY--
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BUT I THINK
HE CAME OFF AS A PRICK,
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TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
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00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,250
Candi:
HE'S A PRETTY BOY.
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00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,041
HE'S VERY METROSEXUAL.
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00:10:37,041 --> 00:10:40,041
- ( speaks )
- ( Candi speaks )
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00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:41,625
DAMN IT.
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00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,834
- ALL RIGHT.
( chuckles )
- GOOD.
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00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:49,750
- Nick: ACTUALLY--
- Candi: HOW WAS IT, HONEY?
217
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,166
- DID YOU ENJOY IT?
- IT WAS MORE FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
218
00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:55,125
- THIS IS WHAT
THE AGREEMENT WAS.
- I KNOW. DID YOU ENJOY IT?
219
00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:58,250
IT WAS--
IT WAS FUN, YEAH.
220
00:10:59,917 --> 00:11:02,000
ALL RIGHT. WELL,
I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO.
221
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,583
- I HAD A LOT OF FUN.
I HOPE YOU HAD FUN.
- THANK YOU.
222
00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:07,542
- WE DID.
- GOOD.
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00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,583
Julian: I DON'T KNOW.
IT SEEMED LIKE HE WAS
TOO INTO HIMSELF.
224
00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:11,500
THAT'S THE THING
THAT BOTHERED ME.
225
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,166
- I DON'T KNOW.
- IF YOU LIKED IT, YOU CAN
TELL ME YOU LIKED IT.
226
00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:16,208
I MEAN,
YOU CAN TELL--
227
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,750
- THAT'S-- THAT'S--
- NO.
228
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:21,625
I MEAN, HE WAS OKAY.
229
00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:24,333
- YOU'RE BETTER.
- WELL, I HOPE SO
230
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,000
- OR WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
- ( both laugh )
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00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,709
- Julian: THANK YOU.
- Nick: THANK YOU.
232
00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,959
- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
- Both: BYE.
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00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:38,041
( bird screeches )
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00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:44,667
Jimmy's voice:
ESCORTING, PER SE,
IT WAS BORN
235
00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:48,125
OUT OF A DESPERATION
TO SURVIVE.
236
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,625
ESCORTING JUST PROVED TO BE
THE NEXT BEST ALTERNATIVE,
237
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:55,166
YOU KNOW, TO GETTING
WHAT I WANTED...
238
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,458
WHAT THE FUCK?
239
00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,166
...AND THAT WAS TIME
240
00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:02,166
TO BE ABLE TO DO
THE OTHER THINGS
241
00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:03,917
IN MY LIFE THAT I WANT.
242
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:08,000
A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS
FROM COLLEGE,
243
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000
THEY HAVE THIS
BACHELORETTE PARTY
GOING ON THIS WEEKEND
244
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,792
THEY ARE COMING INTO TOWN
AND I REALLY WANT
245
00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:16,834
TO BE HONEST WITH THEM
ABOUT WHAT I DO.
246
00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:21,709
ALTHOUGH WE HAVE
THIS RELATIONSHIP
247
00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:24,709
THAT IS SORT OF
BASED ON SEMI-CONNECTION
248
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:27,750
AND OFTEN JUST CHECKING IN
WITH EACH OTHER
249
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:30,083
VIA EMAIL
OR MAYBE SOME TEXTS...
250
00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:34,625
THEY STILL DON'T
COMPLETELY KNOW WHAT I DO.
251
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:37,458
AND I FEEL THIS OBLIGATION
TO BE HONEST,
252
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:39,792
TO BE MORE HONEST
WITH PEOPLE ABOUT WHAT I DO,
253
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:42,041
BECAUSE IT FEELS
LIKE IT BALANCES ME.
254
00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:45,041
IT FEELS LIKE IT LIFTS
THE WEIGHT OFF OF ME.
255
00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:48,208
FROM HAVING
A SECRET TO HIDE.
256
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,709
IF THEY'RE NOT 18,
I WON'T EVEN TALK TO 'EM.
257
00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:01,917
- Vin: THAT'S NOT
WHAT I HEARD.
- NO. NO.
258
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,917
- THAT WAS GOOD.
- ( phone ringing )
259
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,625
Steven:
WHOSE GAY-ASS
RINGTONE IS THAT?
260
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,375
YEAH. OH, IT SOUNDS
LIKE A PHONE.
261
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,333
- Brace: I KNOW.
- Steven: WHO THE HELL'S THAT?
262
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,542
- WHAT'S UP?
- Jimmy: Uh...
263
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:14,125
I HAVE
A HUGE FAVOR TO ASK.
264
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:17,875
I NEED YOU TO
TAKE CARE OF, PLEASE,
265
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:19,667
my friend's kids.
266
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:22,125
ARE YOU
FUCKING SERIOUS, MAN?
267
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,041
( Jimmy speaks )
268
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,792
- I THINK NICK
GOT SOMEBODY--
- Vin: CLIENT.
269
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:27,834
- NO, HE GOT
SOMEBODY PREGNANT.
- Nick: HOW LONG?
270
00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:30,625
- HOW LONG?
- SHE'S SAYING "I'M PREGNANT.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A KID."
271
00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:32,750
IT'S NOT GONNA BE
MORE THAN AN HOUR--
272
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,458
A COUPLE OF HOURS
AT ALL, YOU KNOW.
273
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,583
- HOLD ON A SECOND.
- WE'LL BE GOOD.
274
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,750
- ( sighs )
- Brace: WHAT?
275
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,500
Nick:
WHO LIKES KIDS?
276
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,291
Vin:
I LIKE KIDS TO GO HOME
WITH THEIR PARENTS.
277
00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:46,208
JIMMY'S FRIEND
NEEDS SOMEBODY TO WATCH
HER KIDS TONIGHT,
278
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:49,083
- AND I AM TAKING
YOU TWO WITH ME.
- BABYSITTING?
279
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,917
THANK YOU.
CALL A BABYSITTER.
280
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:54,041
- YOU GUYS ARE COMING.
- GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
I CAN'T BECAUSE--
281
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,625
- WHEN IS IT?
- IT'S TONIGHT.
282
00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:58,625
I'VE GOT A CLIENT.
I CAN'T.
283
00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:02,208
I MEAN, I'M FREE,
BUT I DON'T-- WHY--
WAIT, WHY DOES--
284
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:05,291
CAN'T THINK OF NOTHING?
ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU TWO
ARE COMING WITH.
285
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:07,417
THAT SOUNDED LIKE VIN.
DID HE SAY YES?
286
00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:10,083
- I HEARD SOMETHING.
- HE NEEDS HELP.
287
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,250
- STEVEN AND VIN
ARE COMING WITH.
- IT'S GONNA BE CRAZY.
288
00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:14,291
- THAT'S THE ONLY
WAY THAT I'LL DO IT.
- Vin: I ALMOST FEEL LIKE
289
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:16,625
WE NEED TO BE THERE
TO MAKE SURE THERE'S
NOT A MURDER.
290
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,542
- YOU DO. YOU DO.
- HE WILL CHOKE THAT KID OUT.
291
00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:22,125
ALL RIGHT,
SO TEXT ME THE DETAILS--
292
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,917
TEXT ME THE DETAILS
AND STEVEN AND VIN WILL
BE COMING WITH.
293
00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:26,625
- ALL RIGHT.
- YOU HAVE TO GO, FOR SURE.
294
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:29,375
- ALL RIGHT, YOU OWE ME.
- YOU'VE GOT A KID, SO YOU
KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
295
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,625
- GOODBYE.
- Brace: THEY'RE BOTH GOING.
296
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:33,375
- Vin: DUDE,
ARE WE GETTING PAID?
- Steven: THANK YOU.
297
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:36,000
ARE WE GETTING PAID
TO DO THIS? 'CAUSE WHAT
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IS
298
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,667
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
YOU AND I BABYSITTING
THREE CHILDREN NOW--
299
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,333
TWO KIDS AND NICK.
300
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:44,333
- JUST KIDDING.
- I CAN HANDLE KIDS.
I CAN HANDLE DOGS IF--
301
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,834
- DOGS AND KIDS.
- I JUST CAN'T DO IT
FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME.
302
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,250
YOU CAN LEAVE DOGS
OUT IN THE BACKYARD.
303
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,208
- YOU CAN'T DO THAT WITH KIDS.
- YEAH, YOU CAN...
304
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,500
- Vin: WELL, WE CAN TRY.
- ...IF YOU HAVE A GOOD FENCE.
305
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,500
I'M A BUSINESSPERSON,
I'M VERY RESPONSIBLE.
306
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,083
AND I'VE NEVER
LET JIMMY DOWN.
307
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,291
I DEFINITELY WOULDN'T
HAVE DONE IT WITH THE KIDS.
308
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:01,375
SO I'M GONNA RUN HOME,
JUMP ON WIKIPEDIA
309
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,333
- AND LOOK UP "KIDS."
- ( laughing )
310
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,667
AND I'LL MEET
YOU GUYS THERE.
311
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,291
Vin:
ALL RIGHT. ENJOY.
312
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:10,208
Steven:
I'M GONNA FINISH
YOUR DRINK!
313
00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:17,667
( doorbell rings )
314
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:22,625
( knocks on door )
315
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:27,667
- HELLO. HOW'S IT GOING?
- Woman: HI!
316
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:29,709
DOING GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
317
00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:31,041
- GOOD.
- OH, IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.
318
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:32,667
GLAD YOU COULD
MAKE IT TO VEGAS.
319
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:36,041
- HI.
- HI, HOW YOU DOING?
320
00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:38,333
- WOW, THEY LOOK SO BIG NOW.
- TYLER AND BRADEN, YES.
321
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:41,250
- HEY, GUYS.
- SAY HI. DO YOU HAVE
A HIGH FIVE OR A HUG?
322
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,583
I'M JIMMY.
SO THIS IS MY HUMBLE ABODE.
323
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:46,834
WE'RE CRASHING AT JIMMY'S,
WHO WE HAVEN'T SEEN IN
AT LEAST FIVE YEARS.
324
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:49,125
IT MIGHT BE
A LITTLE MORE, I THINK.
325
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,542
WELL, YOU'RE IN
MOMMY TERRITORY, SO IT
MUST SEEM LONGER TO YOU.
326
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:54,083
I HAVE
BETTER MEMORY, THOUGH.
327
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,375
- OKAY, WE'RE GONNA
GO WITH THAT.
- ( both laugh )
328
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:57,959
BUT YEAH,
HE'S GONNA TAKE US OUT,
329
00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,625
WE'RE GONNA GET
SOME CUTE STUFF,
330
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,291
MAYBE GET SOME STUFF
FOR THE BACHELORETTE PARTY...
331
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:02,542
- Amee: YES.
- ...SHOW US THE TOWN.
332
00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:04,458
JUST GO AHEAD AND DROP
THAT STUFF RIGHT THERE.
333
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,250
I'LL PUT THE LUGGAGE
IN THE BEDROOM.
334
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,917
- NO KIDS.
- HIGH FIVE.
335
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:09,208
- YES.
- ALL RIGHT.
336
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,417
SO YOU GUYS READY
TO PARTY IT UP IN VEGAS?
337
00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:13,083
- OH YES.
- VERY MUCH READY.
338
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,000
- NICE.
- WE NEED TO GET MOM
AWAY FROM HER KIDS.
339
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,333
- YES, FAR FAR AWAY.
- ( Jimmy chuckles )
340
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,458
I LOVE YOU GUYS,
BUT FAR FAR AWAY.
341
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:20,959
Jimmy:
YOU CAN GO SHOP
A LITTLE BIT.
342
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:22,250
Amee:
SHOP, FOOD, DRINKS--
343
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,041
- ALL OF IT.
- SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
344
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:27,250
SO MY ROOMMATE SHOULD
BE HERE PRETTY SOON.
345
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,959
- OKAY.
- Kristen: AND THEY'RE
GONNA TAKE CARE--
346
00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:31,291
Jimmy:
YEAH, THEY SHOULD BE FINE.
347
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,083
I FEEL LIKE I WOULD BE
A GOOD FATHER.
348
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:36,750
I FEEL LIKE I COULD HAVE
A VERY DECENT PLACE
349
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:38,750
IN SOCIETY
BEING A FATHER.
350
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,834
- THROW IT.
- ALL RIGHT!
351
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,875
- GOOD JOB.
- GOOD JOB, BUDDY.
352
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,208
- GOT IT.
- Jimmy: GOOD JOB.
353
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,000
- OW.
- Jimmy: OH!
354
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,166
Amee:
OH, HE'LL RECOVER.
HE'LL BE FINE.
355
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,875
Jimmy:
DOES THAT MEAN IT HAS
TO HAPPEN NOW?
356
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,959
- WATCH OUT.
- OH! TYLER.
357
00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:54,917
- Tyler: SORRY.
- NOPE.
358
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:57,875
BUT I WOULD LIKE
TO CONTINUE
359
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:00,041
MY FAMILY LINE,
MY HERITAGE.
360
00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:03,375
I DON'T KNOW. CALL IT
A PRIMAL INSTINCT.
361
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,667
( hisses )
362
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:10,542
- ( laughing )
- ( mimics biting )
363
00:17:10,542 --> 00:17:13,834
- ( door opens, closes )
- I HEARD YOU GUYS
DOWN THE ROAD.
364
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:16,917
- Jimmy: YO.
- OH MAN.
365
00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:18,792
- HOW WE DOING?
- Kristen: HI.
366
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:21,083
- Jimmy: GOOD.
- I'M AMEE. HI.
367
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,208
THESE ARE MY CHILDREN.
368
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:27,083
SPEED SPEED SPEED.
I CANNOT STAND ANYTHING.
369
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,000
- YOU'RE NICK?
- THESE ARE THE CHILDREN.
370
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,542
- I AM NICK.
- Amee: YES.
371
00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:33,000
- SAY HI, YOU GUYS.
- Tyler: HI.
372
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,500
- HI.
- HEY, BUT I HAVE
A LOT TO TELL YOU.
373
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,208
ARE YOU READY?
IT'S A LOT.
374
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:39,625
- OKAY.
- OKAY, BRADEN,
THE LITTLE ONE RIGHT THERE,
375
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,375
- HE CANNOT HAVE PEANUTS.
- YOU GUYS ARE GONNA CLEAN
THIS UP, RIGHT?
376
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,250
LOOK LOOK LOOK.
NO, REALLY LOOK, OKAY?
377
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:47,208
HE CANNOT HAVE ANYTHING
WITH PEANUTS IN IT.
378
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:48,875
- NOTHING.
- NO PEANUTS. GOT IT.
379
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:51,041
Amee:
NOTHING WITH EGG IN IT.
JUST DON'T FEED HIM.
380
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,834
- YOU CAN GIVE HIM CHIPS...
- YOU WROTE THIS DOWN, RIGHT?
381
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,917
...OR WATER OR MILK.
NO, JUST THINK.
382
00:17:54,917 --> 00:17:57,500
- NO WATER, MILK OR CHIPS.
- NO, HE CAN HAVE
WATER AND MILK.
383
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:01,083
- OKAY, ONLY WATER AND MILK.
- YES. THIS IS EPIPEN.
384
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:03,834
YOU TAKE IT OUT--
AND THIS IS REAL, OKAY?
385
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,375
THERE'S A NEEDLE IN IT.
386
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,667
JUST LOOK
AT THE DIRECTIONS, OKAY?
387
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:09,542
YOU REMOVE
THE GREEN CAPS
388
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,875
AND THEN YOU JAB IT INTO
HIS LEG AND COUNT TO 10.
389
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:14,083
THAT IS ONLY
IF HE CANNOT BREATHE.
390
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:16,083
I WILL KILL YOU
IF HE CANNOT BREATHE
391
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:17,917
AT SOME POINT,
JUST SO YOU KNOW, OKAY?
392
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:20,125
SO YOU JAB IT
INTO HIS LEG,
393
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,041
YOU CALL 911
AND THEN YOU CALL ME.
394
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:24,291
Nick:
THE KIDS ACTUALLY
WEREN'T THAT SCARY.
395
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:28,208
- AMEE WAS SCARY.
- MY CHILDREN MEAN EVERYTHING,
396
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,875
AND IF YOU DO
SOMETHING WRONG,
IT MEANS THE END OF YOU.
397
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,041
OKAY? OKAY.
398
00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:35,291
- I'M WATCHING THEM.
- Tyler: ARE YOU GONNA
MAKE ME AN ANIMAL?
399
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:37,000
- I LOVE YOU.
- THEY'LL BE GOOD.
DON'T WORRY.
400
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,709
- CAN YOU MAKE ME A TIGER?
- Amee: I LOVE YOU!
401
00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:41,291
CAN YOU
MAKE ME A TIGER?
402
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:44,208
- MAKE ME
A TIGER TOO.
- OH MAN.
403
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,583
Vin:
I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD
TO THIS, DUDE.
404
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,583
FRANKLY, I DON'T WANT
TO WATCH KIDS EITHER,
405
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:53,083
BUT I'M JUST GOING
FOR THEIR PROTECTION.
406
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,500
I CAN'T IMAGINE
NICK ACTUALLY BABYSITTING
407
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,542
ANYTHING OTHER
THAN A BOX OF ROCKS.
408
00:18:57,542 --> 00:19:01,750
JIMMY CALLED NICK
TO ASK HIM TO BABYSIT
HIS FRIEND'S KIDS.
409
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:05,417
THAT MIGHT BE
MY ABSOLUTE LAST RESORT.
410
00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:09,291
I THINK I'D ALMOST DO
CHARLES MANSON BEFORE NICK.
411
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,417
EVEN HE SEEMS
A LITTLE MORE LAID BACK.
412
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:16,417
TAKE THE KIDS, GET 'EM
A COUPLE OF LAP DANCES.
413
00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:18,125
THAT'LL KEEP 'EM
NICE AND QUIET.
414
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:20,750
RIGHT, THEN THEY'LL
ALL GROW UP TO BE
LIKE US. GREAT.
415
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:23,500
( both laugh )
416
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,375
Amee:
SO WHAT ARE
WE LOOKING FOR?
417
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:35,166
- Jimmy: IT IS
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS.
- Kristen: SERIOUSLY.
418
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,125
- Amee: IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
- IT'S BEEN, WHAT, FIVE YEARS?
419
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,667
AT LEAST.
WELL, TYLER'S FIVE NOW
420
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:43,583
- AND YOU DIDN'T EMERGE
FROM THE HOUSE AFTER--
- YEAH, NEVER.
421
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:47,291
I THINK THAT I WILL LOOK
FOR AN OPPORTUNITY
422
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,125
TO BE ABLE TO TELL THEM
THAT I ESCORT.
423
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:50,834
I'M NOT SURE
IF I'M GONNA BLURT IT OUT
424
00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:52,959
I'M NOT SURE
IF I'M GONNA ASK THEM ABOUT
425
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,458
WHAT THEY THINK
ABOUT MALE GIGOLOS
BEFORE MENTIONING IT.
426
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,875
I'M NOT REALLY SURE
HOW I'M GONNA GO
ABOUT IT AT ALL.
427
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,875
I DON'T HAVE
A GAME PLAN,
428
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,709
SO... I DON'T KNOW.
429
00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,333
Amee:
BLUE, YOU CAN
DO BLUE. THAT'S FINE.
430
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,291
Kristen:
YES, IT IS
A LITTLE BIT URBAN COWBOY.
431
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:09,917
IT REMINDS ME OF JON VOIGHT
IN "MIDNIGHT COWBOY."
432
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,041
THEY TELL YOU
ABOUT THIS STUFF
I MADE FOR THE PARTY?
433
00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:14,625
THE BACHELORETTE PARTY?
I'M GONNA HAVE PENISES
EVERYWHERE.
434
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:18,959
I'M GONNA HAVE
A PENIS WAND WITH LITTLE
FRILLIES UNDERNEATH IT.
435
00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:21,583
A PENIS WAND,
PENIS MINTS,
436
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:23,333
- PENIS STRAWS.
- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THERE WERE PENIS MINTS.
437
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:26,041
ALL OF OUR DRINKS.
I HAVE STRAWS FOR ALL OF US.
438
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:29,333
WE'RE GONNA HAVE STRIPPERS
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE PENISES
ALL UP IN OUR FACE,
439
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,291
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW
THE LAST TIME THAT HAPPENED
440
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:33,875
FROM SOME RANDOM PERSON.
441
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:35,959
JUST SOME RANDOM PENIS.
THERE IT IS.
442
00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:38,417
PENIS PENIS PENIS.
443
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,417
Nick:
I WOULD LOVE
TO MAKE YOU A TIGER
444
00:20:41,417 --> 00:20:44,166
OUT OF THESE BALLOONS.
ALL RIGHT. STRETCH IT
OUT A LITTLE BIT.
445
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:47,166
YOU DON'T
PASS OUT BLOWING UP
THAT BALLOON, PLEASE.
446
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:48,875
- Braden: OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
447
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,750
( all blowing )
448
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:55,583
Tyler:
THESE ARE HARD
TO BLOW UP.
449
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:58,875
THESE ARE TRICK BALLOONS.
ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING
A JOKE ON ME?
450
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,166
( Nick and Braden laugh )
451
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,709
ALL RIGHT,
TRY IT ONE MORE TIME.
READY? REALLY HARD.
452
00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:05,375
( blowing )
453
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,542
( both pant )
454
00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:13,709
IF I PASS OUT,
YOU'VE GOT TO STICK ME
WITH A NEEDLE TOO.
455
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:17,000
- ( laughs )
- ( Braden speaks )
456
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,875
- YOU WHAT?
- HE'S GOING POTTY.
457
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:20,875
HE CAN DO THAT
ON HIS OWN, RIGHT?
458
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:24,291
THERE'S A LOT
OF CRAZINESS THAT GOES ON
AT BACHELORETTE PARTIES.
459
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,166
I'VE BEEN--
WHEN I USED TO DANCE,
460
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:28,375
- I'VE BEEN BITTEN,
SCRATCHED.
- ( laughs )
461
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:32,000
I ONE TIME HAD
A WHIP CREAM BOTTLE
SCRATCH ACROSS MY FACE
462
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,875
THAT MADE ME BLEED.
IT WAS FUN.
463
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:39,250
SO YOU KNOW HOW
I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS
OUT OF STRIPPING
464
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:42,417
AND WAS JUST DOING
SOME TECH WORK ON SOME
OF THE SHOWS AROUND HERE?
465
00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:45,834
- YEAH.
- I'M JUST
A MALE ESCORT NOW.
466
00:21:45,834 --> 00:21:48,291
I'M NOT ACTUALLY IN TECH.
467
00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:50,500
THAT'S HOW I SURVIVE.
468
00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:54,542
LIKE MALE ESCORT
MALE ESCORT?
469
00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:56,625
MM-HMM. YEAH.
470
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:58,583
SOMETIMES DINNER,
SOMETIMES MORE.
471
00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:03,291
BUT MOSTLY JUST FUN,
COMPANIONSHIP.
472
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,166
- OKAY.
- AND I SURVIVE.
473
00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:10,500
- CLEARLY.
- BUT IT'S NOT EVER ABOUT SEX.
474
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,750
- DO YOU GET-- WHATEVER.
- IT'S JUST COMPANIONSHIP.
475
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:15,000
-IT'S JUST TIME.
- AND YOU GET PAID FOR THIS?
476
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,041
- YEAH.
- WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE
GETTING PAID FOR IT NOW.
477
00:22:17,041 --> 00:22:18,083
- Jimmy: MM-HMM.
- RIGHT. I GUESS.
478
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,625
Kristen:
AS OPPOSED TO COLLEGE.
479
00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:22,959
AND DOES ANYBODY ELSE KNOW
THAT THAT'S WHAT YOU DO?
480
00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:24,875
- Jimmy: MY FRIENDS KNOW.
- ( silent )
481
00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:27,417
LET'S SEE WHAT KIND
OF ARM YOU'VE GOT.
THERE YOU GO.
482
00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:30,917
NICE. NOT BAD.
THAT'S A GOOD SPIRAL TOO.
483
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,792
- ( grunts )
- NICE CATCH.
484
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,500
YOU WANT TO CHECK
ON HIM REAL QUICK?
485
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,625
ALL RIGHT,
GO SEE HOW HE IS.
486
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,667
- ( Tyler grunts)
- Braden: STOP.
487
00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:43,834
- HE LOCKED THE DOOR.
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
488
00:22:43,834 --> 00:22:46,709
- HE LOCKED THE DOOR.
- ARE YOU BREATHING?
489
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:49,959
YEAH? EVERYTHING
COMING OUT ALL RIGHT?
490
00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:51,959
Braden: YEAH.
491
00:22:51,959 --> 00:22:53,834
- Nick: YOU'RE NOT MAKING
A MESS, ARE YOU?
- NO.
492
00:22:53,834 --> 00:22:56,458
ALL RIGHT,
I'M TRUSTING YOU.
493
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,583
- ( door shuts )
- WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
494
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:00,667
- ( Nick laughs )
- Tyler: I WANNA MAKE A FORT.
495
00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:03,125
Nick:
ALL RIGHT, SO IT HASN'T
BEEN THAT BAD.
496
00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:05,834
ONE OF THEM HAS
BEEN IN THE BATHROOM
FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
497
00:23:05,834 --> 00:23:07,625
- ( babbling )
- Steven: WHAT DID
YOU FEED HIM?
498
00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:10,709
HE'S FINE.
WE'LL JUST LEAVE HIM.
LET HIM BE.
499
00:23:10,709 --> 00:23:13,291
- Vin: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
- WE'RE JUST PLAYING
A LITTLE FOOTBALL.
500
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,583
HE'S ACTUALLY GOOD.
HE'S NOT EVEN IN
FIRST GRADE YET
501
00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:17,625
AND HE'S GOT AN ARM
BETTER THAN STEVEN.
502
00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:20,709
- Braden: NICK!
- UH-OH, WAIT, SOMETHING'S
HAPPENING IN HERE.
503
00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:22,709
- Braden: NICK!
- WHAT?
504
00:23:22,709 --> 00:23:25,000
Vin: I DON'T THINK
IT'S SAFE FOR HIM TO BE
LOCKED IN THERE LIKE THAT.
505
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,375
- SOUNDS LIKE
HE'S NARRATING A POOP.
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON OUT.
506
00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:29,500
- THERE WE GO. OH!
- ( door thumps )
507
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:32,500
I THINK
I'M PRETTY GOOD WITH KIDS,
508
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:36,083
BUT I REALLY HAVE TO BE
DEFINITELY IN THE MOOD.
509
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,500
AND THEY'VE GOT TO BE,
510
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,333
I THINK, IN CALM MODE.
511
00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:44,417
( kids laughing )
512
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,583
- OW.
- LITTLE ARM CURLS.
513
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:58,208
- I'M SCARED.
- ( yells )
514
00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:00,166
- NO-HO-HO-HO.
- ( kids laughing )
515
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,750
DON'T. HE'S GONNA
STOP BREATHING
516
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:03,166
AND I'LL HAVE TO STAB HIM
WITH THE NEEDLE.
GO OVER HERE.
517
00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:04,542
( yelling )
518
00:24:06,875 --> 00:24:09,583
NO! NO CHOKING OUT
THE BROTHER.
519
00:24:12,792 --> 00:24:14,250
Tyler:
I GOT HIM!
520
00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:20,834
Woman:
AND YOU JUST CLOSE
YOUR EYES AND RELAX.
521
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:24,583
MMM, NICE.
522
00:24:25,959 --> 00:24:28,041
I SAID, "I'M GOING TO MEET
A CLIENT TONIGHT,"
523
00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:30,750
AND ACTUALLY
THAT'S BULLSHIT.
524
00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:34,000
I KNOW WHEN I NEED
TO GET AWAY, I KNOW WHEN
I NEED TO HAVE MY OWN TIME.
525
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,083
AND I DIDN'T WANT
TO DEAL WITH A COUPLE
OF SCREAMING KIDS.
526
00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:39,250
I TOLD MY BUDDIES
I WAS WORKING,
527
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:41,959
JUST NEEDED
SOME TIME AWAY...
528
00:24:41,959 --> 00:24:43,834
- OH.
- ...'CAUSE I DESERVE IT.
529
00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:45,583
- Woman: YOU GOTTA DO WHAT
YOU GOTTA DO, RIGHT?
- MM-HMM.
530
00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:48,375
I FEEL SO SEXY RIGHT NOW.
531
00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:50,417
I DON'T HAVE KIDS
BECAUSE I KNOW
532
00:24:50,417 --> 00:24:54,417
THAT HAVING KIDS
REQUIRES A LOT OF TIME.
533
00:24:54,417 --> 00:24:56,583
SOME PEOPLE SAY
IT'S SELFISH,
534
00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:59,333
BUT IT'S A CONSCIOUS
DECISION THAT I'VE MADE
535
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:02,291
AND I'M JUST DOING
536
00:25:02,291 --> 00:25:04,875
WHAT I THINK'S
BEST FOR ME.
537
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:07,458
OH.
( grunts )
538
00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:09,333
- IS THAT OKAY?
- THAT'S GOOD.
539
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,792
I LIKE THAT. OH.
540
00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:15,333
JESUS' MOTHER,
THAT'S GOOD.
541
00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:21,709
- ( kids laughing )
- EASE UP, EASE UP.
542
00:25:21,709 --> 00:25:25,125
- ALL RIGHT,
BACK ON TIME OUT.
- I DON'T LIKE BEING UP HERE.
543
00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:27,834
- I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
- BACK ON TIME OUT.
544
00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:29,458
I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
545
00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:31,166
WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T
CHOKE YOUR BROTHER THEN.
546
00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:33,625
I AM AFRAID
OF HEIGHTS.
547
00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:36,250
- SEE? TEACH HIM.
RIGHT? TEACH HIM.
- ( door opens )
548
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:37,750
- Steven: AHA!
- Jimmy: HEY.
549
00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:39,417
- HEY.
- Jimmy: WE'RE BACK.
550
00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:41,291
- Amee: ALL RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT.
551
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:43,125
- YAY.
- ( laughing )
552
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,291
- BEING A GOOD BOY? YEAH?
- ( breathlessly ) YEAH.
553
00:25:45,291 --> 00:25:48,125
- WERE YOU GOOD BOYS?
- Jimmy: SO DID YOU GUYS
BABYSIT 'EM OR WHAT?
554
00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:49,583
( pants ) YEAH.
555
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:50,959
I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND
KIDS IN A WHILE,
556
00:25:50,959 --> 00:25:52,959
SO I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW IT WAS GONNA GO.
557
00:25:52,959 --> 00:25:54,542
IT ENDED UP
GOING ALL RIGHT,
558
00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:55,667
AND OF COURSE
THEY LOVED ME,
559
00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:59,041
BUT MAN, ARE THEY
FUCKING EXHAUSTING.
560
00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:02,166
- Tyler: I THINK
THIS ONE IS YOURS.
- NEEDLES OUT IN THE FRIDGE,
561
00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:04,000
- THEY'RE ALL YOURS.
- Vin: STEVEN!
562
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,667
- I DIDN'T DO THAT.
I DIDN'T DO THAT.
- Vin: LET'S GO, MAN.
563
00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:08,125
- YOU GUYS HAVE FUN.
ALL RIGHT.
- Vin: BYE.
564
00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:10,625
- OH LORD.
- Vin: GET THE HELL
OUT OF THERE.
565
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:13,834
I GENUINELY AM PROUD
OF NICK
566
00:26:13,834 --> 00:26:15,875
FOR HANGING IN THERE
AND NOT KILLING AMY'S KIDS.
567
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:20,125
I HAVE TO ADMIT I THOUGHT
WE'D BE COMING HOME
TO A CRIME SCENE.
568
00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:22,667
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS?
- I DANCED WITH NICK
569
00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:25,500
FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS.
WE WORKED A LOT TOGETHER.
570
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,542
YOU DANCED.
ELABORATE "DANCED."
571
00:26:28,542 --> 00:26:30,750
PRIVATE PARTIES,
BACHELORETTE PARTIES.
572
00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:32,959
- Kristen: NOT TAP DANCING.
- NOT TAP.
573
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,083
- NO BALLROOM.
- NO JAZZ FINGERS?
574
00:26:35,083 --> 00:26:36,500
NO JAZZ FINGERS.
575
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,875
SO ALL OF THEM
DO WHAT YOU DO?
576
00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:41,250
- YEAH.
- REALLY?
577
00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:43,417
THEY'RE MY BUDDIES
AND THEY'RE ALSO MY FAMILY.
578
00:26:46,709 --> 00:26:50,834
I DON'T LOVE
THIS FOR JIMMY,
BUT I LOVE HIM.
579
00:26:50,834 --> 00:26:53,542
AND AS LONG
AS HE'S BEING SAFE,
580
00:26:53,542 --> 00:26:55,875
- I WANT THE BEST FOR HIM.
- I WANT THE BEST FOR HIM TOO.
581
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:58,834
- I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY.
- I THINK IT'S KINDA COOL.
582
00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:00,875
IT'S-- IT'S INTERESTING.
583
00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:03,375
SO YOU HAVE AN AGENT.
HOW DOES THAT EXACTLY WORK?
584
00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:05,375
- IS THAT LIKE A PIMP?
- HOW DOES THAT WORK?
585
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:07,250
YEAH, HE'S LIKE A PIMP
BUT A LOT NICER.
586
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:10,834
- Kristen: HE DOESN'T
SMACK YOU AROUND?
- NOPE, NOTHING.
587
00:27:10,834 --> 00:27:14,083
IT FEELS GREAT TO BE
ACCEPTED FOR WHO YOU ARE
588
00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:15,709
AND WHAT YOU DO,
OBVIOUSLY.
589
00:27:15,709 --> 00:27:18,750
THERE'S A SENSE OF PRIDE,
A BETTER SENSE OF SELF-ESTEEM
590
00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:21,834
AND SELF-CONFIDENCE.
IT FEELS PRETTY NICE.
591
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:25,000
ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN UP
AFTER MY KIDS?
592
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,709
- MAYBE.
- I THINK WE SHOULD
MAKE NICK DO IT.
593
00:27:27,709 --> 00:27:29,625
- Jimmy: YEAH, WE SHOULD.
- Amee: YEAH, WE SHOULD.
594
00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:31,083
Nick: ARE YOU
FUCKING KIDDING ME?
595
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:33,959
( rock music playing )
596
00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:04,000
Man: SQUAWK.
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