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BEING A GIGOLO
ISN'T ALWAYS EASY.
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Nick:
I'M VERY PROUD TO BE
CALLED A GIGOLO.
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THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE
MORE COMPETITIVE THAN ME.
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I TRY TO BREAK A SWEAT
SIX DAYS A WEEK.
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Brace:
THE BRACE PHILOSOPHY
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IS TO REALLY
BE GOOD TO PEOPLE.
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I'VE HAD SO MANY WOMEN
IN MY LIFE IT'S JUST A BLUR.
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I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS.
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Jimmy:
I'M THE GUY THAT
EATS DESSERT FIRST.
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I'M ADVENTUROUS.
I'M WILLING TO TRY
QUITE A LOT.
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Steven:
I'M JUST A NORMAL GUY
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LOOKING FOR LOVE
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
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THIS IS ME.
YOU CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
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Vin:
I REALLY LOVE WOMEN--
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LEARNING ABOUT THEM,
LEARNING WHAT MAKES THEM TICK.
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I WOULD CONSIDER MYSELF
A REAL FEMINIST.
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THAT'S VEGAS, BABY.
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( moans )
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- MONEY, RIGHT THERE.
- OH MY GOD.
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- WHOO!
- OH!
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- ( phone rings )
- NICK, HOW YOU DOING?
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GARREN JAMES.
HOW WAS THE APPOINTMENT
LAST NIGHT?
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MY NAME IS GARREN JAMES.
I OWN AND OPERATE
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THE LARGEST STRAIGHT MALE
ESCORT COMPANION COMPANY
IN THE UNITED STATES.
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I REPRESENT 15 MEN
IN 10 DIFFERENT CITIES.
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MY GUYS IN VEGAS RIGHT NOW
IS THE BEST GROUP I'VE EVER
PUT TOGETHER.
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BUSINESS HAS NEVER
BEEN BETTER.
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I'LL SEND YOU THE CALL
INFORMATION FOR LATER TONIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT,
HAVE A GOOD ONE.
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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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TO BE AN ESCORT, YOU HAVE TO
HAVE A PORTFOLIO OF PICTURES
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JUST LIKE A MODEL
OR AN ACTOR
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SO THE CLIENT CAN PICK
THROUGH YOUR PICTURES
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AND SEE IF THEY
LIKE YOUR LOOK.
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OUR AGENT GARREN WILL CALL ME
TO SEE IF I'M AVAILABLE,
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TEXT ME THE ADDRESS
AND PHONE NUMBER.
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SO HERE WE GO--
A LITTLE PRE-DATE ACTION.
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GONNA GET PSYCHED UP.
DEFINITELY GOT TO BE IN
THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND.
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THAT'S VEGAS, BABY.
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THE TYPICAL DATE WILL
START OUT AT A RESTAURANT.
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HAVE A COUPLE DRINKS.
THE RATES ARE $550
FOR TWO HOURS.
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BUT THEY CAN GO UP TO $5,000
FOR A WEEKEND.
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NICK, SO GOOD
TO FINALLY MEET YOU.
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YEAH, NICE TO
FINALLY MEET YOU.
HOW ARE YOU?
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- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- REAL GOOD.
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Nick:
MY MOM ACTUALLY TRIED
TO BUY ME OUT
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OF THIS WHOLE GAME
A FEW TIMES.
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SHE STARTED WITH 10 GRAND.
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AND EVERY YEAR HER PRICE
WOULD INCREASE A LITTLE MORE
AND MORE AND MORE.
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I THINK THE LAST OFFER
WAS ABOUT 50 GRAND.
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YOU HERE
ON BUSINESS AND PLEASURE
OR JUST PLEASURE?
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- PRETTY MUCH JUST PLEASURE.
- JUST PLEASURE?
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- THAT'S GOOD.
- I'M A TEACHER.
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- A TEACHER?
- MM-HMM.
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A TEACHER COMING TO LAS VEGAS
TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN.
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- EXACTLY.
- THAT'S GOOD.
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- I'M FROM WISCONSIN
ORIGINALLY-- YES.
- ARE YOU?
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- WISCONSIN.
- WISCONSIN, YEAH.
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WHEN I FIRST MOVED OUT
OF THERE EVERYBODY WOULD
MAKE FUN OF ME
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AND GIVE ME SHIT
BECAUSE I'D SAY
I'M FROM MADISON, WISCONSIN.
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AND THEY'D ALWAYS LAUGH.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE LAUGHING
BECAUSE I WAS FROM THERE.
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BUT THEY WERE LAUGHING
AT HOW I SAID IT.
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AND I DIDN'T PUT TWO AND TWO
TOGETHER FOR LIKE A YEAR.
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REALLY?
IT TOOK YOU THAT LONG?
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NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE
BUST MY BALLS LIKE THAT.
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THESE ARE ACTUALLY THE WOMEN
THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
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'CAUSE I LIKE
TO BE IN CONTROL.
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- YOU SEEM A LITTLE NERVOUS.
- ME?
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- YEAH.
- NO.
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- WHY IS YOUR HAND SWEATY?
- IT'S NOT SWEATY.
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- YOU'RE CRAZY.
- LET'S DO IT.
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WHEN I FIRST BECAME A GIGOLO
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I WAS STILL IN THE PROCESS
OF FINDING MYSELF.
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THE EMOTIONAL COST TOOK A TOLL
ON ME AT THE BEGINNING.
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I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS DOING
THE RIGHT THING.
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IF I WOULD BE COMPLETELY
COMFORTABLE WITH IT.
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RIGHT NOW I'M IN MY PLACE.
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I'M 100% COMFORTABLE
WITH WHO I AM.
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IT TAKES NO EMOTIONAL TOLL
FROM ME AT ALL ANYMORE.
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- CHEERS.
- CHEERS.
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Rebecca:
I'VE BEEN MARRIED TWICE.
NEITHER ONE WORKED OUT.
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IT'S TIME
THAT I JUST HAVE SOME FUN.
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YUMMY.
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MEN DO IT ALL THE TIME.
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THEY GO DOWN TO THE CORNER
AND GET A BLOW JOB
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AND GO RIGHT HOME.
I THINK THAT WITH WOMEN
GOING ABOUT IT,
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TO HIRING A MAN, I THINK
IT'S A LOT MORE CLASSY.
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AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
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I LIKE THE TATTOO.
THAT IS HOT.
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LET ME SEE.
WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?
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WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?
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HONESTLY, LIKE A BOWL
OF SPAGHETTI
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THAT GOT DUMPED
ON THE FLOOR.
( laughs )
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YOU GOT IT.
MOST PEOPLE DON'T GUESS IT.
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PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT THE BEST
THING ABOUT BEING A GIGOLO IS.
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THERE'S NO WAY I COULD EVER
BE CONTENT WITH A 9 TO 5 JOB.
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NO MATTER WHAT IT IS,
I'M GIVING 100%.
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( moaning )
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I STRIVE TO BE THE BEST
AT EVERYTHING I DO.
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IF YOU COULD PLAY
THE PART AND ACTUALLY
HANDLE BEING A GIGOLO,
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I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING
BETTER OUT THERE TO DO.
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I'M HAPPY WITH MY LIFE.
I LOVE WHAT I DO.
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I DON'T CONSIDER
WHAT I DO WRONG.
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I MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY.
I REALLY ENJOY IT.
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I GET JUST AS GOOD
AN EXPERIENCE OUT OF IT
AS THE GIRLS.
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- Nick: WHAT'S UP, BOYS?
- WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?
HOW YOU DOING?
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- YOU WANT A DRINK?
- WANT SOME REFRESHMENTS?
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SO HOW'D
THE DATE GO?
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SHE WAS A COOL GIRL.
ACTUALLY WE HAD FUN.
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IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING?
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I GUESS SO.
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THE SAME RELATIONSHIP THAT
I HAVE WITH ALL THE OTHER GUYS
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IS THE SAME RELATIONSHIP
ANYBODY WOULD HAVE GROWING UP
WITH A BUNCH OF BROTHERS.
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IF WE'RE AT THE CLUB
TRYING TO PICK UP GIRLS,
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WE'RE COMPETING
WITH EACH OTHER 24/7.
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THAT MAKES US
BETTER THOUGH.
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I LIKE THAT CHICK IN THE RED.
SHE LOOKS A LITTLE ASIAN.
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WHEN WE ALL HIT THE BAR
AND EVERYBODY'S, YOU KNOW,
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OUT ON THE HUNT,
IT'S FUN IN A SENSE.
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BUT I'VE HAD SO MANY WOMEN
IN MY LIFE IT'S JUST A BLUR.
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AND IT REALLY
DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.
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- YOU GIRLS ARE LOOKING,
LIKE, SO HOT.
- REALLY?
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ARE YOU LIKE A MODEL
OR SOMETHING?
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I'VE PROBABLY FORGOT
MORE ABOUT WOMEN
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THAN MOST PEOPLE
WILL EVER KNOW.
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I NEVER GET TIRED
OF BEAUTY.
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WHEN I LOOK AT YOU I SEE,
LIKE, STRAIGHT UP BEAUTY.
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I'M GONNA GET YOU
ANOTHER DRINK.
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NOTHING BUT THE BEST
FOR YOU, SAVANNAH.
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YOU'VE EARNED IT.
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NOTHING BUT THE BEST
FOR YOU, MY DEAR.
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- FUCKING BRACE.
- HE'S JUST LAYING IT ON.
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BRACE'S GAME WITH WOMEN
IS HE USUALLY
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TALKS THEIR EAR OFF
UNTIL THEY FALL ASLEEP.
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THEN HE FUCKS THEM.
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I'M JUST BEING REAL.
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I'M NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT.
I'M JUST CORRECT.
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Jimmy:
COMPANIONSHIP IS JUST MY JOB.
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ESCORTING IS JUST A JOB.
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BUT SEDUCTION HAPPENS
TO BE A FORTE OF MINE.
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- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- IT WAS A PLEASURE.
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- ASHLEY.
- MISTY.
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- MISTY. SORRY.
- WOW.
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BUT YEAH, MY LEFT HAND IS
MY BEST LOVER SOMETIMES.
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ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.
TALK TO YOU LATER.
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I GET ABOUT 50 EMPLOYMENT
REQUESTS A DAY.
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PART OF MY SPECIALTY
IS GOING THROUGH THEM
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AND FINDING OUT WHO IS GOING
TO BE THE BEST OF THE BEST.
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- GARREN JAMES.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING, VINCENT?
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- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- YEAH, NICE TO FINALLY
MEET YOU
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IN PERSON.
IT'S GOOD.
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MY NAME IS VIN ARMANI.
I'M 32 YEARS OLD.
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- I GOT YOUR BIO. IT'S GREAT.
- OKAY, THANKS.
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I REALLY LOVE WOMEN--
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LEARNING ABOUT THEM,
LEARNING WHAT MAKES THEM TICK.
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THAT'S GOT TO BE THE BEST
PART OF BEING A GIGOLO.
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THERE'S NOTHING
BETTER THAN THAT.
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WE ARE A COMPANION SERVICE.
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- AND CLIENTS PAY
A RATE PER HOUR.
- OKAY.
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FIRST THING YOU'RE GONNA DO
IS COLLECT THE MONEY
FROM THE CLIENT.
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AND THEN FROM THERE WHATEVER
HAPPENS BETWEEN YOU TWO
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- IS TWO CONSENTING ADULTS.
- OKAY, FAIR FAIR.
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IT'S ILLEGAL FOR YOU
TO TAKE ANY MONEY AFTER THAT
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- FOR ANY SORT OF SEXUAL
SERVICES OR WHATEVER.
- OKAY.
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THAT'S MY NUMBER ONE GOAL--
IS TO KEEP MY GUYS SAFE
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- AND THE COMPANY SAFE.
- OKAY.
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SO WHAT WE'LL DO IS
WE'LL HAVE YOU MEET UP WITH
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- THE FOUR GUYS THAT I HAVE
WORKING HERE PRESENTLY.
- OKAY.
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THESE GUYS ARE
THE BEST OF THE BEST
THAT I REPRESENT.
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AND THAT'S WHY I NEED YOU
TO GET ALONG WELL
WITH THESE GUYS.
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- ALL RIGHT.
- BECAUSE IF YOU GET ALONG
WELL AND THEY LIKE YOU,
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THEY TALK TO THE OTHER
CLIENTS ABOUT YOU,
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- YOU'LL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.
- OKAY.
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- OKAY? AND YOU'LL BE
MY FIFTH GUY HERE IN VEGAS.
- AY.
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Garren:
I'VE GOT A GREAT
FEELING ABOUT VINCENT.
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HE'S JUST INTELLIGENT,
WARM, FRIENDLY.
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I'M EXCITED.
I'M EXCITED TO MEET
THESE GUYS.
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- OKAY, GOOD.
- THANK YOU FOR
THE OPPORTUNITY.
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- YOU'RE WELCOME.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
- DUDE, SO GOOD TO MEET YOU.
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BUT IF HE CANNOT PROVE TO THEM
THAT HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES,
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THEN THERE'S NOT MUCH
I CAN DO.
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- WHEN DID YOU WANT ME?
- Steven: HOW I GOT INTO
THIS BUSINESS--
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AT AN EARLY AGE
I STARTED TO GET INTO
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THE MODELING SIDE OF
THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.
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ALL RIGHT, I LOOK
FORWARD TO IT TOO.
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AND FIGURING OUT
THAT MOST PEOPLE JUST
WANTED TO FUCK ME--
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SORRY FOR MY SLANG,
THAT'S HOW IT IS.
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CUTE LITTLE DUDE.
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SO CUTE.
CUTE CUTE.
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I HAVE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD SON
WHO IS...
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I DON'T KNOW,
HE'S MY EVERYTHING.
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JUST GIVE HIM A HUG
FOR ME, OKAY? ALL RIGHT.
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THE RELATIONSHIP
WITH THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD
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IS...
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I MEAN, WE DON'T
HATE EACH OTHER.
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OR AT LEAST
I DON'T HATE HER.
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I GOT YOU A GIFT CARD
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SO THAT YOU CAN GET YOU
SOMETHING NICE TO WEAR
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'CAUSE I KNOW YOU
ALWAYS LIKE TO SHOP.
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I LOVE BEING A FATHER.
I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT
FOR THE WORLD.
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I KNOW SOME OF MY ASSOCIATES
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DON'T HAVE OR WANT CHILDREN,
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BUT I THINK
THEY'RE MISSING OUT.
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I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
BYE.
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Brace:
HOW'S YOUR BOY DOING?
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OH MAN, HE JUST STARTED
SCHOOL THIS YEAR
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AND HE'S SO FRICKIN' CUTE.
208
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,417
HE'LL COME UP TO ME,
"DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKETS
TO THE GUN SHOW?"
209
00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:29,875
I'M SERIOUS.
FRICKIN' INSANE.
210
00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:31,917
FIVE YEARS OLD,
HE'S GOT A CRAZY
SENSE OF HUMOR.
211
00:10:31,917 --> 00:10:35,166
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
LISTEN UP.
212
00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:37,000
I JUST GOT A CALL
FROM GARREN.
213
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,208
THERE'S A REALLY RICH LADY
COMING INTO TOWN THIS FRIDAY.
214
00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:42,125
SHE ACTUALLY WANTS
TO INTERVIEW ALL OF US.
215
00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:45,000
SHE'S GONNA BE PAYING US
FOR THE INTERVIEW PROCESS
AND EVERYTHING
216
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,083
TO PICK WHO SHE LIKES
THE BEST TO GO ON A DATE WITH.
217
00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:50,000
WHY DOES SHE EVEN HAVE TO?
I'M RIGHT HERE.
218
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,166
IF SHE WANTS SOME OLD,
WRINKLY BALLS SLAPPING
HER ASS, SHE'LL PICK BRACE.
219
00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,542
( laughing )
220
00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:57,041
Nick:
I'M ON TOP OF
MY GAME RIGHT NOW.
221
00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:59,166
I'VE NEVER LOOKED BETTER.
I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER.
222
00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:01,583
Brace:
I THINK YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING
DUDE AND EVERYTHING.
223
00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:05,417
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU TAKE
YOUR MEDS AND EVERYTHING
YOU'RE RIGHT ON CUE.
224
00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:06,583
WE GOT TO PUT
SOME GREEN ON THAT ONE.
225
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,041
LET'S SEE WHO
SHE'S GONNA PICK.
226
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,792
WHATEVER SHE PAYS
FOR THE INTERVIEW,
227
00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:11,959
- HOW ABOUT WE TOTAL THAT?
- Brace: WE'LL PUT IT
IN A POT.
228
00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:13,750
- ALL RIGHT, DONE.
- WHOEVER SHE PICKS
GETS THE POT.
229
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:16,291
- WINNER TAKE ALL. YOU IN?
- LET'S ROCK.
230
00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:17,917
- I'M IN.
- ALL RIGHT.
231
00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:19,792
YOU ALL SHOULD
GO AHEAD AND GIVE ME
THE MONEY.
232
00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:21,792
- OH YEAH?
- I AM THE WOMAN WHISPERER.
233
00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:36,583
THESE HIT YOUR ASS GOOD.
THESE ARE GOOD FOR LIKE--
234
00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:39,875
FUCK YOU.
235
00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:42,458
THERE YOU GO.
YEAH YEAH YEAH.
236
00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:44,250
UP AND OUT LIKE WINGS.
237
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:47,959
ISN'T THAT GUY SUPPOSED
TO COME BY THIS GYM TODAY?
238
00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:49,083
- SOME NEW BLOOD.
- YEAH.
239
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,417
OUR AGENT GARREN CALLED US
240
00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:52,125
AND WANTS US TO ADD
ANOTHER GUY TO OUR CREW.
241
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:55,125
IT'S SOMEONE WHO HE THINKS CAN
MAKE THE JUMP TO OUR LEVEL.
242
00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:57,166
BUT THERE'S NO
JUST JOINING OUR CREW.
243
00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,000
HE'S GOT TO GET
OUR APPROVAL.
244
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,458
ALL WE KNOW ABOUT HIM IS THAT
HE'S BLACK AND HIS NAME'S VIN.
245
00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:05,834
HE SHOULD TELL HIM HE
HAS TO PLUCK HIS BALL HAIRS
IF HE WANTS TO BE INITIATED.
246
00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:07,959
OH, HE'LL GET
A LITTLE HAZING.
247
00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:10,500
I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT A BLACK VINNIE LOOKS LIKE.
248
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:13,500
- A BLACK VINNIE?
- IS HE, LIKE, BLACK ITALIAN?
249
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,458
PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THE HELL HE'S DOING.
SOME ROOKIE KID.
250
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:18,709
IF HE'S REALLY BLACK
HE'S ON GHETTO TIME.
251
00:12:18,709 --> 00:12:20,917
- SO HE'LL BE 20 MINUTES LATE.
- ( laughs )
252
00:12:20,917 --> 00:12:23,917
YOU RACIST BASTARD.
253
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,500
Vin:
IT TAKES A LOT TO BE
254
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,709
A PROFESSIONAL GIGOLO
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
255
00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:32,458
IT TAKES EVEN MORE TO BECOME
THE BEST OF THE BEST, THE ELITE.
256
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:34,417
- VIN? VINNIE? VINCE?
- VIN.
257
00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:37,333
DO I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES
TO BE ABLE TO HANG
WITH THESE GUYS
258
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:39,709
AND MAKE A NAME
THE SAME WAY THAT THEY HAVE?
259
00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:41,834
I DON'T KNOW.
WE'LL HAVE TO SEE.
260
00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:43,917
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLACK.
- I KNOW.
261
00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:46,709
WELL, I'M MIXED, MAN.
I'M MIXED, YEAH.
262
00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:49,542
ACTUALLY,
HE'S MORE BLACKISH.
263
00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:52,583
YOU KNOW, WE GET SOME
DIFFERENT ETHNIC REQUESTS.
264
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:54,250
AND OBVIOUSLY
WE CAN'T FILL THOSE.
265
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:56,792
JIMMY CAN A LITTLE BIT.
HE'S LIKE 1/30th CUBAN.
266
00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:58,208
( laughs )
267
00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:00,917
SO WE'LL SEND HIM OFF
ONCE IN A WHILE AS MEXICAN.
268
00:13:00,917 --> 00:13:03,500
Vin:
LET ME BUY YOU GUYS
A DRINK, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
269
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,875
- Brace: NOT TONIGHT.
- WE GOT SOMETHING
GOING ON TONIGHT.
270
00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,750
- Steven: AN OLD BET.
- Vin: AN OLD BET?
271
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:11,375
WHAT'S THE BET IF I CAN
BE SO BOLD AS TO ASK?
272
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:17,000
WE'VE GOT A NEW CLIENT.
SHE ACTUALLY ASKED TO MEET
ALL OF US.
273
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,792
- WAIT, AT ONE TIME?
- SHE'S PAYING TO DO THIS.
274
00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:22,667
SHE WANTS TO MEET
WITH ALL OF US AND SEE
WHO SHE LIKES THE BEST.
275
00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:24,458
WELL, MAYBE SHE SHOULD
MEET ME TOO.
276
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:27,083
SHE REQUESTED US FOUR.
WE'RE NOT POPPING
YOUR CHERRY TONIGHT.
277
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:30,000
HAVE YOU GOT
A CARD OR SOMETHING?
WE'LL GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU.
278
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,917
- YEAH I DO,
AS A MATTER OF FACT.
- ALL RIGHT, MAN.
279
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,583
- DO CALL.
- WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
280
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,166
- ALL RIGHT,
GOOD SEEING YOU GUYS.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
281
00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:36,917
I HOPE TO HEAR
FROM YOU GUYS SOON.
282
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:40,417
- YOU'VE GOT TO LET
ME KNOW WHO WINS.
- I CAN LET YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW.
283
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:44,583
THIS IS A CONGRATULATORY
SHAKE RIGHT HERE.
284
00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:46,834
- THAT'S THE COMPETITION.
- I'M SO USED TO THIS SHAKE.
285
00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:49,250
- I WAS BORN WITH THIS SHAKE.
- YOU WERE BORN WITH
PARKINSON'S--
286
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,917
- THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT.
- SECOND PLACE.
287
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:55,792
I HAVE TO WIN.
'CAUSE I ALWAYS WIN.
( grunts )
288
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,125
- HI.
- HI, RODNEY?
289
00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,417
- JIMMY?
- YES.
290
00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:10,959
- I'M RODNEY.
- PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
291
00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:12,667
A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU AS WELL.
MY WIFE ALLURE.
292
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:14,000
- ALLURE.
- HOW ARE YOU?
293
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,667
- GOOD.
- GOOD.
294
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:18,125
I NEVER THOUGHT
I WOULD GROW UP
TO BE AN ESCORT.
295
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:21,500
BUT IT'S A WAY
TO SURVIVE.
296
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,959
IT'S BEING
A RECESSIONISTA.
297
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,750
( clicks tongue )
298
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,375
READ THAT IN "WIRED"
MAGAZINE.
299
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:29,208
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
A FANTASY OF MINE TO SEE
HER WITH ANOTHER MAN.
300
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:32,083
- OKAY.
- SO WE DECIDED TO GO
AHEAD AND GO WITH IT.
301
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,959
- COOL. IT'S MORE
POPULAR THAN YOU THINK.
- OKAY, GOOD.
302
00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:36,917
WE THOUGHT WE WERE WEIRD
FOR WANTING THIS.
303
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,583
I WOULD SAY PROBABLY ONE
OUT OF EVERY THREE DATES
IS A COUPLE.
304
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,667
- SO WE'RE NOT WEIRD?
- NO, NOT AT ALL.
305
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,500
NOT AT ALL.
YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY NORMAL.
306
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,834
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
307
00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:48,959
AND FOR MY BIRTHDAY
I ASKED RODNEY
308
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:52,959
IF HE WOULDN'T MIND
IF I PARTOOK
IN ANOTHER MALE.
309
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,291
AND SO THAT WE WOULDN'T
HAVE ANY COMPLICATIONS
310
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:58,375
WE DECIDED
TO HIRE SOMEONE
311
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:01,709
INSTEAD OF GOING OUT
PERUSING THE BARS.
312
00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:04,583
- WE PAY HIM TO GO AWAY.
- YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE
PAY HIM FOR.
313
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:05,959
WE DON'T PAY HIM
FOR WHAT HE DOES.
314
00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,000
WE PAY HIM TO GET
THE FUCK OUT WHEN HE'S DONE.
315
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,583
WELL, WE LIKE--
THE NASTIER THE BETTER.
316
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,542
OH YEAH?
317
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:15,417
SO HELP YOURSELF.
DO YOUR THING.
318
00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:17,625
YOU KNOW, WORKING IN I.T.,
EVERYBODY THINKS
319
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,792
YOU'RE ALL CONSERVATIVE
AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
320
00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:21,792
BUT PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA
321
00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:24,834
WHAT WE LIKE TO DO
AFTER 5:00.
322
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,709
- I WON'T INTERFERE.
- UH-HUH.
323
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:29,250
- I'LL BE JUST WATCHING.
- UH-HUH.
324
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:32,875
- AND, YOU KNOW,
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.
- OKAY.
325
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:35,083
THE BEST PART ABOUT
BEING A GIGOLO
326
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:38,583
IS GETTING TO BE
SOMEONE ELSE'S FANTASY.
327
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,917
I THINK THAT'S
REALLY EXCITING.
328
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:44,417
- DAMN, BABY.
- IS THAT NICE?
329
00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:46,208
- MM-HMM.
- YOU LIKE THAT?
330
00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:49,000
- OH, HOLY SHIT.
- ( laughs )
331
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,542
- YOU WANT ME
TO GO SIT OVER HERE?
- MM-HMM.
332
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:54,542
ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY.
333
00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,875
SHOULD I START
BEING NAUGHTY RIGHT NOW?
334
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:59,208
- DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.
- DO WHATEVER?
335
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,667
ACT LIKE
I'M NOT EVEN HERE.
336
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:03,208
OH, WE WILL.
BELIEVE ME.
337
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,583
( moaning )
338
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,041
- DO YOU LIKE HAVING
YOUR NIPPLES PINCHED?
- OH MY GOD, YEAH.
339
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:10,834
OH, THAT LOOKS REALLY NICE
FROM MY ANGLE.
340
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,917
SOMETIMES PLAYING A GAME
WITH SOMEBODY
341
00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:18,250
IN TERMS OF DOMINATION
OR SUBMISSION
342
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,583
OR EVEN GIVE AND TAKE
343
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:23,542
CAN BE JUST LIKE COPS
AND ROBBERS BACK IN THE DAY.
344
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,667
( moaning )
345
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,500
MMM, BABY,
HE'S BAD.
346
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,750
OH, I LIKE THAT.
GO AHEAD, BABY, PUT IT
IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK IT.
347
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,959
YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT--
BABY, THAT'S NASTY.
348
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,583
WANT TO PUT IT
IN MY MOUTH?
349
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:37,250
YEAH, THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S REAL NICE.
350
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:40,542
JUST LIKE A CHILD,
YOU ARE FULLY ENGAGED
351
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,750
IN THE MOMENT,
NOT JUDGING IT,
352
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,125
NOT BEING SELF-CONSCIOUS
AROUND IT
353
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,625
AND NOT REALLY EVEN BEING
AWARE OF YOURSELF IN IT.
354
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:50,959
OH, I LIKE THAT.
355
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:54,792
I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY
THE BEST PART OF BEING A GIGOLO,
356
00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:56,667
GETTING TO PLAY.
357
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,458
Allure:
OH, SHIT. FUCK.
358
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,291
OH GOD, YEAH.
SHIT. FUCK.
359
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,125
OH YEAH!
360
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,000
OH, I LIKE THAT, BABY.
361
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,417
( squeals )
362
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,583
HE'S NASTY, BABY.
OH YEAH. FUCK.
363
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,125
FUCK YEAH.
SUCK MY PUSSY.
364
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,667
THAT'S IT, BABY.
KEEP TALKING DIRTY
TO HIM.
365
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,542
- OH, SUCK ME, OH GOD.
- KEEP TALKING DIRTY.
366
00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:20,125
( moaning )
367
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:21,959
- ( slaps )
- OH FUCK YEAH.
368
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:25,333
YOU NASTY BASTARD.
369
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:28,333
Jimmy:
WELL, MY PARENTS DON'T KNOW
THAT I'M A GIGOLO.
370
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:32,333
THEY JUST DON'T KNOW.
THEY CAN PROBABLY GUESS BY NOW.
371
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,834
- ( slapping )
- YEAH, SHE LIKES THAT.
372
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:37,834
YEAH, SHE LIKES IT
WHEN YOU SPANK HER ASS.
373
00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:40,583
- OH, FUCK YEAH.
- YEAH, PULL HER HAIR.
SHE LIKES THAT TOO.
374
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,875
I WILL FUCK YOU BACK.
375
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,750
YES I WILL.
376
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,667
OH YEAH,
THAT'S NICE, BABY.
377
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,166
TO BE HONEST,
I THINK THEY MIGHT BE
A LITTLE ASHAMED
378
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,542
IF THEY FOUND OUT.
379
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:56,083
IT'S NOT SOMETHING
THAT WOULD GO OUT
IN THE CHRISTMAS LETTER.
380
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,250
OH, FUCK MY SHIT UP.
381
00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:02,625
( moaning )
OH, I'M COMING RIGHT NOW!
382
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,834
( moaning )
383
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:09,709
I DON'T THINK IT WEIGHS ON ME
AS MUCH AS IT WEIGHS ON THEM
384
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:11,583
WHEN AND IF THEY FIND OUT.
385
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:14,583
SHIT!
OH GOD DAMN IT!
386
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,041
( moaning )
387
00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:19,542
OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
388
00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:21,458
- ( laughs )
- OH SHIT.
389
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:24,041
Jimmy:
USUALLY IN THOSE
HUSBAND-AND-WIFE SCENARIOS,
390
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:26,417
THEY'RE VERY CONNECTED
TO EACH OTHER
391
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:30,208
AND YOU ARE THE PLAY TOY THAT
IS THERE TO SERVICE THAT NEED.
392
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:34,041
YOU DID GOOD, BABY.
393
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,625
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
394
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,750
- TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
- I WILL. I WILL.
395
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:40,250
OH SURE.
396
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,250
Nick:
TONIGHT'S A BIG NIGHT.
397
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:02,375
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS.
WINNER TAKES ALL.
398
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,417
Brace:
IT'S SO EASY, MAN.
I KIND OF FEEL BAD.
399
00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:06,083
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T
HAVE JUST CAME
400
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,250
AND KIND OF THROWN
YOU GUYS A BONE.
401
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,333
Steven:
I GOT MY OWN BONE.
402
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,750
GRANTED IT'S, LIKE,
FOUR INCHES, BUT WHATEVER.
403
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,166
I'LL FUCK HER TWICE
AND SHE'LL BE HAPPY.
404
00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,750
Steven:
ALL THE GUYS AND I
HAVE A BET
405
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:22,083
ABOUT WHO THIS CLIENT WOULD
PICK BETWEEN THE LOT OF US.
406
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:25,083
- OH, I COULD USE A DRINK.
- YUP.
407
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:29,000
WHOEVER SHE CHOOSES GETS
ALL THE OTHER GUY'S FEES
FOR SHOWING UP THAT NIGHT.
408
00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:33,208
I THINK IT'S ROUGHLY
GOING TO BE $2,000
409
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:36,291
TO SEE WHO GOES OUT
WITH THIS HIGH-PROFILE CLIENT.
410
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,875
THESE PEOPLE HAVE FRIENDS
AND THEY REFER YOU.
411
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,875
IT COULD TURN INTO A LOT
OF OTHER OPPORTUNITIES.
412
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:44,667
I CAN'T REMEMBER
THE LAST TIME I HAD
AN INTERVIEW.
413
00:19:46,709 --> 00:19:49,125
- IT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
- I'M GETTING NERVOUS.
414
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,542
THIS IS WHERE THE RUBBER
MEETS THE ROAD, BOYS.
415
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:54,291
HOLD ON.
HOLD ON.
416
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:59,291
STEVEN, YOU'RE UP.
LIMO'S OUTSIDE.
417
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,709
SWEET.
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
MAYBE TOMORROW.
418
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,917
MY FAMILY,
THEY ALWAYS SAID
419
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,500
WE DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU DO AS LONG AS
YOU'RE THE BEST AT IT.
420
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,166
- HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I'M STEVEN.
- I'M TESSA.
421
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:17,208
SO I JUST TRY TO BE
THE BEST DAMN GIGOLO I CAN.
422
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:23,500
I NEED A DATE
FOR A CHARITY FUNCTION.
423
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:26,750
- AND IT'S CALLED
THE BLACK AND WHITE BALL.
- OKAY.
424
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:30,250
MY NAME IS TESSA.
I'M A NATIVE NEVADAN.
425
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:33,166
I'M A PHOTOGRAPHER.
I HAVE TWO KIDS.
426
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:37,417
I THINK HIRING A MALE ESCORT
IS A GREAT IDEA,
427
00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:40,500
ESPECIALLY SOMEONE
WHO MAYBE IS GORGEOUS
428
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,417
AND A CONVERSATIONALIST
AND FUN.
429
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:46,375
( Steven speaking )
430
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,667
Tessa:
THANK YOU.
431
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:52,792
( laughing )
432
00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:54,625
Brace:
I'LL HAVE
ANOTHER ONE, MARK.
433
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,166
Nick:
YOU DON'T NEED TO DRINK
ANYMORE OF THAT.
434
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,583
I'M TRYING TO LOOSEN UP.
HEY, I'M STRESSED.
435
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,917
- SOME OF US NEED
TO LOOSEN UP, I GUESS.
- EXACTLY.
436
00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:02,375
I'VE PAID MY DUES, MAN.
437
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:06,417
MAY I ASK WHAT SIGN YOU ARE,
OUT OF CURIOSITY?
438
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:08,500
SURE.
I'M A SAGITTARIUS.
439
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,792
- NICE. I'M A SCORPIO.
- I KNEW YOU WERE A SCORPIO.
440
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,458
SHE'S GONNA
WANT TO MARRY ME
LIKE THEY ALL DO.
441
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,583
THEY ALL WANT TO GET
MARRIED, HAVE KIDS.
442
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,166
I JUST DON'T
ROLL THAT WAY.
443
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:20,959
Steven:
I HAVE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD SON.
444
00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:24,417
AND HE JUST STARTED
SCHOOL THIS YEAR.
445
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:27,125
- HE DRAWS ME LITTLE PICTURES.
- OH, SWEET.
446
00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:31,542
MM-HMM.
YUP.
447
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:33,417
WELL, IT WAS NICE
TO TALK TO YOU.
448
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,792
STEVEN, VERY NICE
TO TALK TO YOU.
THANK YOU.
449
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:42,625
Tessa:
I THINK STEVEN IS WONDERFUL
450
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:44,583
AND BEAUTIFUL.
451
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:46,750
HE SEEMED VERY KIND.
452
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,917
I THINK BEING A PARENT
IS, GOSH,
453
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,959
ONE OF THE GREATEST
GIFTS OF ALL TIME.
454
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:57,458
AND SO I THINK STEVEN
WOULD BE A GREAT DATE.
455
00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:59,917
- HOW'D IT GO?
- SHE'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
456
00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:02,500
- Nick: THAT'S GOOD.
- Brace: SHE'S WHAT NOW?
457
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,667
- AMAZING.
- Brace: OKAY WELL,
GIVE ME SOME TIDBITS.
458
00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:07,375
- NEGATIVE.
- Nick: NO, DON'T SAY SHIT.
AND, BRACE, YOU'RE UP.
459
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,959
- WHY WOULDN'T YOU?
- BRACE, YOU'RE UP
WITHOUT THE TIDBITS.
460
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:12,500
- IT'S A COMPETITION, BIG BOY.
- YOU GONNA LEAVE HER WAITING?
461
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:16,500
SO I AM GONNA BE BRACE
TO THE 10th POWER.
462
00:22:20,959 --> 00:22:23,542
THESE GUYS
ARE FUCKING KIDS.
463
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:26,500
THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT SOCIETY WOMEN WANT
TO TALK ABOUT. I RULE.
464
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,000
HEY, GUYS.
CHECK THIS OUT.
465
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:33,250
IT'S BRACE
ON HIS DATE RIGHT NOW.
466
00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:35,333
( laughing )
467
00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:38,041
Tessa:
IF I CHOOSE YOU
AND WE GO TO THE BALL,
468
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:40,792
HOW WOULD YOU TELL
PEOPLE THAT WE MET?
469
00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:44,083
WELL, I WOULD TELL THEM
THAT WE MET THROUGH
REAL ESTATE.
470
00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:47,375
'CAUSE I HAPPEN
TO HAVE HAD
471
00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:49,917
QUITE THE REAL ESTATE
PORTFOLIO--
472
00:22:49,917 --> 00:22:52,291
- BOUGHT AND SOLD RAW LAND.
- VERY GOOD.
473
00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:54,125
SO THAT'S WHAT I WOULD
TELL 'EM-- REAL ESTATE.
474
00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:56,166
DID I ANSWER YOUR QUESTION
475
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,250
OR DID I JUST ROLL ON
A LITTLE TOO MUCH?
476
00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:00,291
NO NO, THAT WOULD
ABSOLUTELY WORK.
477
00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:02,917
- I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY.
- DO YOU?
478
00:23:02,917 --> 00:23:04,500
WE SEEMED TO HAVE
A NICE CONNECTION.
479
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:06,375
YOU SEEM LIKE YOU GOT
A REALLY GOOD SHOT, MAN.
480
00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:08,375
I'M GOING FOR
THE "NICE" CONNECTION.
481
00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:10,542
YOU CAN BRING
YOUR BAD-BOY STUFF
TO A CLASSY GIRL
482
00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:12,583
AND SHE WILL SPIT
THAT SHIT OUT
THE WINDOW.
483
00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:14,250
- WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
- I'M JUST SAYING.
484
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,375
WE'LL SEE WHAT
HAPPENS, BABY.
485
00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:17,792
- YOU HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU TOO.
486
00:23:17,792 --> 00:23:19,333
- AND STAY BEAUTIFUL.
- I WILL.
487
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:21,333
OKAY.
BYE-BYE.
488
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,959
- ( door clicking )
- WHOOPS.
489
00:23:23,959 --> 00:23:27,500
Tessa:
I THOUGHT BRACE
WAS INTERESTING.
490
00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:31,750
TALKED ABOUT HIMSELF A LOT.
491
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:35,166
Tessa:
I HAVE AN UPCOMING
CHARITY BALL
492
00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:37,083
CALLED THE BLACK
AND WHITE BALL.
493
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:40,792
YOU WOULD NEED TO DRESS
IN EITHER TAILS OR A TUX.
494
00:23:40,792 --> 00:23:43,542
I CAN'T TIE
A NORMAL BOW TIE,
495
00:23:43,542 --> 00:23:45,583
BUT I COULD LEARN.
496
00:23:45,583 --> 00:23:48,625
- I USUALLY JUST GO
WITH THE CLIP-ONS.
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
497
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:51,458
- IT'S MUCH EASIER.
- I AGREE.
498
00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:54,000
- I'M KINDA STRUCK BY YOU.
- OH YEAH?
499
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,792
YEAH.
YEAH.
500
00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:58,583
- YOU'RE VERY CLASSY.
- OH, THANK YOU.
501
00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:00,709
- MUCH YOUNGER
THAN I EXPECTED AS WELL.
- REALLY?
502
00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:02,375
MM-HMM.
503
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,125
- ABSOLUTELY.
- YEAH.
504
00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:06,709
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- IT WAS VERY NICE MEETING
YOU TOO.
505
00:24:06,709 --> 00:24:09,792
THANK YOU.
I HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
506
00:24:09,792 --> 00:24:12,291
- ALL RIGHT.
- TAKE CARE.
507
00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:15,375
Tessa:
I THINK JIMMY IS WONDERFUL.
508
00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:18,375
I MAY HAVE A SON HIS AGE.
509
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:22,333
Tessa:
SO HOW DID YOU CHOOSE
THIS LINE OF WORK?
510
00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:24,083
WHEN I GOT OUT
OF THE AIR FORCE
511
00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:25,959
I KNEW I'D HAVE
TO DO SOMETHING
512
00:24:25,959 --> 00:24:28,542
TO PAY THE BILLS
AND FINISH UP COLLEGE.
513
00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:30,417
SO I DECIDED
TO GET INTO DANCING.
514
00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:32,625
AND I WAS A STRIPPER
FOR A FEW YEARS.
515
00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:34,875
AND THEN I KIND OF
WORKED MY WAY INTO THIS.
516
00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:37,083
- I HAD A COUPLE
OF OPPORTUNITIES.
- GREAT TO MEET YOU.
517
00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:38,625
- GREAT TO MEET YOU.
- YES, TAKE CARE.
518
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:41,959
- YOU HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU TOO.
519
00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:45,208
Tessa:
I THINK NICK IS VIBRANT
520
00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:48,166
AND HANDSOME.
521
00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:50,208
I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
I DO LIKE THAT NICK
522
00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:52,333
WAS THE ONLY ONE
THAT GAVE ME A LITTLE KISS.
523
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,125
I THOUGHT THAT
WAS VERY NICE.
524
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:56,917
NICK, HOW'D IT GO
THERE?
525
00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:01,792
LIKE YOU GUYS
EVER HAD A CHANCE.
526
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:03,709
( phone warbles )
527
00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:06,959
AND THE WINNER IS...
528
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,792
Steven:
THE ANTICIPATION
IS KILLING ME.
529
00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:17,250
- STEVEN.
- WHAT DID I TELL YA?
530
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,000
- Jimmy: HE'S UP?
- Nick: YUP.
531
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,458
- SWEET.
- GOOD WORK, STEVEN.
532
00:25:20,458 --> 00:25:21,750
- GOOD JOB, BUDDY.
- THANK YOU.
533
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,333
- WAY TO GO.
- OH.
534
00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:25,583
Steven:
I TRIED TO TELL THEM
THAT I WAS GONNA WIN THE BET.
535
00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:29,125
BUT THEY ARE OVERCONFIDENT,
LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS,
536
00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:31,542
WHEREAS I AM PRETTY QUIET
537
00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:33,375
AND REALLY DON'T BRAG.
538
00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:35,583
SLIDE THE MONEY
UNDER MY DOOR.
539
00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:38,125
- I'LL PICK IT UP
WHEN I GET BACK.
- GET THE FUCK OUT.
540
00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:41,000
- SEE YOU LATER.
- Brace: I FEEL YA.
I'M HAPPY FOR YA.
541
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,792
Nick:
SHE'LL GET SICK
OF STEVEN QUICK.
542
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:44,542
SHE'LL BE CALLING ME NEXT.
543
00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,417
( Tessa speaking )
544
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:51,667
- YOU HAVE
A REALLY PRETTY SMILE.
- YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH ME.
545
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:53,166
( laughs )
546
00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:55,333
NO, I JUST--
I LOVE GREAT TEETH.
547
00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,542
IT'S IMPORTANT.
548
00:26:02,291 --> 00:26:04,041
( horns honking )
549
00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:11,834
Nick:
YOU HAD A CLIENT TODAY?
WHAT HAPPENED?
550
00:26:11,834 --> 00:26:13,834
PRETTY GOOD.
HER TITS WERE OUT TO HERE.
551
00:26:13,834 --> 00:26:16,917
- GOOD LORD.
- WHY DON'T I GET KICK-ASS
CLIENTS LIKE THAT?
552
00:26:16,917 --> 00:26:20,792
- DID SHE HAVE
A PAIR OF VINNIES?
- YEAH, THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD.
553
00:26:20,792 --> 00:26:23,333
- WE'RE CALLING
THEM VINNIES NOW?
- YEAH, I GUESS SO.
554
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,709
THAT'S JUST DUMB.
THAT'S JUST DUMB.
555
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,500
Jimmy:
VIN SEEMS TO BE
QUITE CHARMING.
556
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,583
HE'S VERY PERSONABLE,
VERY LIKEABLE.
557
00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:33,792
WE NEED TO PAINT A BIG
AREOLA ON YOUR HEAD.
558
00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:36,208
- TAKE A PICTURE.
- Vin: YOU CAN PHOTOSHOP
IT IN.
559
00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:38,792
I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA
HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH VIN.
560
00:26:38,792 --> 00:26:41,875
OKAY, VIN,
WE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS
FOR YOU, BUDDY.
561
00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:45,041
WE'RE GONNA
GIVE YOU A SHOT.
562
00:26:45,041 --> 00:26:48,083
SALUD, GUYS.
THANK YOU.
I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD.
563
00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:51,000
Nick:
WE DECIDED TO GIVE VIN A PLACE
IN OUR CREW 'CAUSE HE'S BLACK.
564
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,417
I'LL SAY IT.
( laughs )
565
00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:56,542
- WE JUST NEEDED
A DARKER-SKINNED GUY.
- THERE YOU GO.
566
00:26:56,542 --> 00:26:58,583
NOW WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE SET.
NO ONE ELSE IS COMING IN.
567
00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:01,333
SO I GUESS I'M GONNA ADD
A LITTLE FLAVOR
568
00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:04,083
TO THE VANILLA SUNDAE THAT
THESE GUYS HAVE GOT GOING ON.
569
00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:06,166
IT LOOKS LIKE I'M BREAKING
THE COLOR BARRIER
570
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,750
OF THE ELITE GIGOLO CREW.
571
00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:11,166
THERE'S ROSA PARKS,
JACKIE ROBINSON,
572
00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:14,083
AND NOW VIN ARMANI.
573
00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:16,750
- IS HE SEXY TODAY OR WHAT?
- I THINK HE'S SEXY.
574
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:19,166
HE'S SEXY
AND CREATIVE.
575
00:27:19,166 --> 00:27:21,500
GOD DAMN, BRACE.
LAY OFF THE PATRON, BRO.
576
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,208
- WHY?
- Steven: YOU'RE FRIGGIN' NUTS.
577
00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:25,083
Nick:
YOU'RE ONLY HALFWAY
INTO YOUR FIRST DRINK.
578
00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:28,083
- WHAT DID I SAY?
- NOTHING.
579
00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:30,000
( theme music playing )
580
00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:01,041
Man: SQUAWK.
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