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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,959 --> 00:00:15,250 BEING A GIGOLO ISN'T ALWAYS EASY. 2 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:18,291 Nick: I'M VERY PROUD TO BE CALLED A GIGOLO. 3 00:00:18,291 --> 00:00:21,083 THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE MORE COMPETITIVE THAN ME. 4 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:23,458 I TRY TO BREAK A SWEAT SIX DAYS A WEEK. 5 00:00:25,041 --> 00:00:26,792 Brace: THE BRACE PHILOSOPHY 6 00:00:26,792 --> 00:00:29,291 IS TO REALLY BE GOOD TO PEOPLE. 7 00:00:29,291 --> 00:00:31,792 I'VE HAD SO MANY WOMEN IN MY LIFE IT'S JUST A BLUR. 8 00:00:31,792 --> 00:00:33,333 I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS. 9 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:37,291 Jimmy: I'M THE GUY THAT EATS DESSERT FIRST. 10 00:00:37,291 --> 00:00:40,208 I'M ADVENTUROUS. I'M WILLING TO TRY QUITE A LOT. 11 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,125 Steven: I'M JUST A NORMAL GUY 12 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:46,458 LOOKING FOR LOVE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 13 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:48,583 THIS IS ME. YOU CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 14 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,709 Vin: I REALLY LOVE WOMEN-- 15 00:00:52,709 --> 00:00:55,125 LEARNING ABOUT THEM, LEARNING WHAT MAKES THEM TICK. 16 00:00:55,125 --> 00:00:58,375 I WOULD CONSIDER MYSELF A REAL FEMINIST. 17 00:00:58,375 --> 00:00:59,667 THAT'S VEGAS, BABY. 18 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:03,375 ( moans ) 19 00:01:03,375 --> 00:01:05,542 - MONEY, RIGHT THERE. - OH MY GOD. 20 00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:07,500 - WHOO! - OH! 21 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:19,166 - ( phone rings ) - NICK, HOW YOU DOING? 22 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:21,458 GARREN JAMES. HOW WAS THE APPOINTMENT LAST NIGHT? 23 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:24,667 MY NAME IS GARREN JAMES. I OWN AND OPERATE 24 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:29,041 THE LARGEST STRAIGHT MALE ESCORT COMPANION COMPANY IN THE UNITED STATES. 25 00:01:29,041 --> 00:01:32,083 I REPRESENT 15 MEN IN 10 DIFFERENT CITIES. 26 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:36,041 MY GUYS IN VEGAS RIGHT NOW IS THE BEST GROUP I'VE EVER PUT TOGETHER. 27 00:01:36,041 --> 00:01:37,542 BUSINESS HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER. 28 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:40,709 I'LL SEND YOU THE CALL INFORMATION FOR LATER TONIGHT. 29 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:42,333 ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD ONE. 30 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:44,125 THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 31 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:52,917 TO BE AN ESCORT, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A PORTFOLIO OF PICTURES 32 00:01:52,917 --> 00:01:54,458 JUST LIKE A MODEL OR AN ACTOR 33 00:01:54,458 --> 00:01:56,083 SO THE CLIENT CAN PICK THROUGH YOUR PICTURES 34 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,709 AND SEE IF THEY LIKE YOUR LOOK. 35 00:01:57,709 --> 00:02:00,709 OUR AGENT GARREN WILL CALL ME TO SEE IF I'M AVAILABLE, 36 00:02:00,709 --> 00:02:03,208 TEXT ME THE ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER. 37 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,583 SO HERE WE GO-- A LITTLE PRE-DATE ACTION. 38 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:09,041 GONNA GET PSYCHED UP. DEFINITELY GOT TO BE IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND. 39 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:10,250 THAT'S VEGAS, BABY. 40 00:02:15,250 --> 00:02:17,542 THE TYPICAL DATE WILL START OUT AT A RESTAURANT. 41 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:20,917 HAVE A COUPLE DRINKS. THE RATES ARE $550 FOR TWO HOURS. 42 00:02:20,917 --> 00:02:23,083 BUT THEY CAN GO UP TO $5,000 FOR A WEEKEND. 43 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:25,959 NICK, SO GOOD TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 44 00:02:25,959 --> 00:02:27,917 YEAH, NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. HOW ARE YOU? 45 00:02:27,917 --> 00:02:29,375 - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - REAL GOOD. 46 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:31,250 Nick: MY MOM ACTUALLY TRIED TO BUY ME OUT 47 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:32,875 OF THIS WHOLE GAME A FEW TIMES. 48 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:34,834 SHE STARTED WITH 10 GRAND. 49 00:02:34,834 --> 00:02:37,500 AND EVERY YEAR HER PRICE WOULD INCREASE A LITTLE MORE AND MORE AND MORE. 50 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:40,667 I THINK THE LAST OFFER WAS ABOUT 50 GRAND. 51 00:02:40,667 --> 00:02:42,667 YOU HERE ON BUSINESS AND PLEASURE OR JUST PLEASURE? 52 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:44,583 - PRETTY MUCH JUST PLEASURE. - JUST PLEASURE? 53 00:02:44,583 --> 00:02:46,250 - THAT'S GOOD. - I'M A TEACHER. 54 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,208 - A TEACHER? - MM-HMM. 55 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:50,709 A TEACHER COMING TO LAS VEGAS TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN. 56 00:02:50,709 --> 00:02:52,375 - EXACTLY. - THAT'S GOOD. 57 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:54,125 - I'M FROM WISCONSIN ORIGINALLY-- YES. - ARE YOU? 58 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:56,667 - WISCONSIN. - WISCONSIN, YEAH. 59 00:02:56,667 --> 00:03:00,625 WHEN I FIRST MOVED OUT OF THERE EVERYBODY WOULD MAKE FUN OF ME 60 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:03,917 AND GIVE ME SHIT BECAUSE I'D SAY I'M FROM MADISON, WISCONSIN. 61 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:07,041 AND THEY'D ALWAYS LAUGH. I THOUGHT THEY WERE LAUGHING BECAUSE I WAS FROM THERE. 62 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:09,041 BUT THEY WERE LAUGHING AT HOW I SAID IT. 63 00:03:09,041 --> 00:03:11,417 AND I DIDN'T PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER FOR LIKE A YEAR. 64 00:03:11,417 --> 00:03:14,375 REALLY? IT TOOK YOU THAT LONG? 65 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:16,500 NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE BUST MY BALLS LIKE THAT. 66 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:19,583 THESE ARE ACTUALLY THE WOMEN THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH 67 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:20,834 'CAUSE I LIKE TO BE IN CONTROL. 68 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:23,000 - YOU SEEM A LITTLE NERVOUS. - ME? 69 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,625 - YEAH. - NO. 70 00:03:24,625 --> 00:03:26,542 - WHY IS YOUR HAND SWEATY? - IT'S NOT SWEATY. 71 00:03:26,542 --> 00:03:28,625 - YOU'RE CRAZY. - LET'S DO IT. 72 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,333 WHEN I FIRST BECAME A GIGOLO 73 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:33,000 I WAS STILL IN THE PROCESS OF FINDING MYSELF. 74 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,250 THE EMOTIONAL COST TOOK A TOLL ON ME AT THE BEGINNING. 75 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:37,500 I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING. 76 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:40,250 IF I WOULD BE COMPLETELY COMFORTABLE WITH IT. 77 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:42,125 RIGHT NOW I'M IN MY PLACE. 78 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:44,041 I'M 100% COMFORTABLE WITH WHO I AM. 79 00:03:44,041 --> 00:03:46,583 IT TAKES NO EMOTIONAL TOLL FROM ME AT ALL ANYMORE. 80 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,500 - CHEERS. - CHEERS. 81 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:52,583 Rebecca: I'VE BEEN MARRIED TWICE. NEITHER ONE WORKED OUT. 82 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:55,000 IT'S TIME THAT I JUST HAVE SOME FUN. 83 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,792 YUMMY. 84 00:03:56,792 --> 00:03:58,083 MEN DO IT ALL THE TIME. 85 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:00,000 THEY GO DOWN TO THE CORNER AND GET A BLOW JOB 86 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,583 AND GO RIGHT HOME. I THINK THAT WITH WOMEN GOING ABOUT IT, 87 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:06,250 TO HIRING A MAN, I THINK IT'S A LOT MORE CLASSY. 88 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:08,834 AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 89 00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:11,417 I LIKE THE TATTOO. THAT IS HOT. 90 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:14,166 LET ME SEE. WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? 91 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:16,041 WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? 92 00:04:16,041 --> 00:04:19,041 HONESTLY, LIKE A BOWL OF SPAGHETTI 93 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:21,208 THAT GOT DUMPED ON THE FLOOR. ( laughs ) 94 00:04:21,208 --> 00:04:24,667 YOU GOT IT. MOST PEOPLE DON'T GUESS IT. 95 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:27,041 PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A GIGOLO IS. 96 00:04:31,458 --> 00:04:33,917 THERE'S NO WAY I COULD EVER BE CONTENT WITH A 9 TO 5 JOB. 97 00:04:40,417 --> 00:04:43,375 NO MATTER WHAT IT IS, I'M GIVING 100%. 98 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:46,208 ( moaning ) 99 00:04:49,959 --> 00:04:52,250 I STRIVE TO BE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING I DO. 100 00:04:56,917 --> 00:05:00,583 IF YOU COULD PLAY THE PART AND ACTUALLY HANDLE BEING A GIGOLO, 101 00:05:00,583 --> 00:05:03,333 I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING BETTER OUT THERE TO DO. 102 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:08,417 I'M HAPPY WITH MY LIFE. I LOVE WHAT I DO. 103 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:09,959 I DON'T CONSIDER WHAT I DO WRONG. 104 00:05:09,959 --> 00:05:11,750 I MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. I REALLY ENJOY IT. 105 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:15,000 I GET JUST AS GOOD AN EXPERIENCE OUT OF IT AS THE GIRLS. 106 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:28,250 - Nick: WHAT'S UP, BOYS? - WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? HOW YOU DOING? 107 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:29,834 - YOU WANT A DRINK? - WANT SOME REFRESHMENTS? 108 00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:33,166 SO HOW'D THE DATE GO? 109 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,709 SHE WAS A COOL GIRL. ACTUALLY WE HAD FUN. 110 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:40,709 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 111 00:05:40,709 --> 00:05:43,500 I GUESS SO. 112 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:46,125 THE SAME RELATIONSHIP THAT I HAVE WITH ALL THE OTHER GUYS 113 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:49,709 IS THE SAME RELATIONSHIP ANYBODY WOULD HAVE GROWING UP WITH A BUNCH OF BROTHERS. 114 00:05:49,709 --> 00:05:52,125 IF WE'RE AT THE CLUB TRYING TO PICK UP GIRLS, 115 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:54,000 WE'RE COMPETING WITH EACH OTHER 24/7. 116 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,667 THAT MAKES US BETTER THOUGH. 117 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:58,125 I LIKE THAT CHICK IN THE RED. SHE LOOKS A LITTLE ASIAN. 118 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,750 WHEN WE ALL HIT THE BAR AND EVERYBODY'S, YOU KNOW, 119 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:03,959 OUT ON THE HUNT, IT'S FUN IN A SENSE. 120 00:06:03,959 --> 00:06:07,250 BUT I'VE HAD SO MANY WOMEN IN MY LIFE IT'S JUST A BLUR. 121 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:09,291 AND IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER TO ME. 122 00:06:09,291 --> 00:06:12,083 - YOU GIRLS ARE LOOKING, LIKE, SO HOT. - REALLY? 123 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:13,917 ARE YOU LIKE A MODEL OR SOMETHING? 124 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:16,125 I'VE PROBABLY FORGOT MORE ABOUT WOMEN 125 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,250 THAN MOST PEOPLE WILL EVER KNOW. 126 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:20,166 I NEVER GET TIRED OF BEAUTY. 127 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:23,208 WHEN I LOOK AT YOU I SEE, LIKE, STRAIGHT UP BEAUTY. 128 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,208 I'M GONNA GET YOU ANOTHER DRINK. 129 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:27,417 NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU, SAVANNAH. 130 00:06:27,417 --> 00:06:28,583 YOU'VE EARNED IT. 131 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:31,709 NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU, MY DEAR. 132 00:06:31,709 --> 00:06:34,500 - FUCKING BRACE. - HE'S JUST LAYING IT ON. 133 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:37,333 BRACE'S GAME WITH WOMEN IS HE USUALLY 134 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:39,750 TALKS THEIR EAR OFF UNTIL THEY FALL ASLEEP. 135 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:41,959 THEN HE FUCKS THEM. 136 00:06:41,959 --> 00:06:43,667 I'M JUST BEING REAL. 137 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:46,667 I'M NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT. I'M JUST CORRECT. 138 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:49,000 Jimmy: COMPANIONSHIP IS JUST MY JOB. 139 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,166 ESCORTING IS JUST A JOB. 140 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:55,500 BUT SEDUCTION HAPPENS TO BE A FORTE OF MINE. 141 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,750 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - IT WAS A PLEASURE. 142 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,583 - ASHLEY. - MISTY. 143 00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:01,625 - MISTY. SORRY. - WOW. 144 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:05,083 BUT YEAH, MY LEFT HAND IS MY BEST LOVER SOMETIMES. 145 00:07:15,375 --> 00:07:16,875 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. TALK TO YOU LATER. 146 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:20,208 I GET ABOUT 50 EMPLOYMENT REQUESTS A DAY. 147 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:22,375 PART OF MY SPECIALTY IS GOING THROUGH THEM 148 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:25,083 AND FINDING OUT WHO IS GOING TO BE THE BEST OF THE BEST. 149 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:28,208 - GARREN JAMES. - HOW ARE YOU DOING, VINCENT? 150 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:30,500 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - YEAH, NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU 151 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,000 IN PERSON. IT'S GOOD. 152 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 MY NAME IS VIN ARMANI. I'M 32 YEARS OLD. 153 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,208 - I GOT YOUR BIO. IT'S GREAT. - OKAY, THANKS. 154 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:38,917 I REALLY LOVE WOMEN-- 155 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:41,750 LEARNING ABOUT THEM, LEARNING WHAT MAKES THEM TICK. 156 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:43,917 THAT'S GOT TO BE THE BEST PART OF BEING A GIGOLO. 157 00:07:43,917 --> 00:07:45,208 THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN THAT. 158 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:48,208 WE ARE A COMPANION SERVICE. 159 00:07:48,208 --> 00:07:51,250 - AND CLIENTS PAY A RATE PER HOUR. - OKAY. 160 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:54,709 FIRST THING YOU'RE GONNA DO IS COLLECT THE MONEY FROM THE CLIENT. 161 00:07:54,709 --> 00:07:58,291 AND THEN FROM THERE WHATEVER HAPPENS BETWEEN YOU TWO 162 00:07:58,291 --> 00:08:01,417 - IS TWO CONSENTING ADULTS. - OKAY, FAIR FAIR. 163 00:08:01,417 --> 00:08:03,917 IT'S ILLEGAL FOR YOU TO TAKE ANY MONEY AFTER THAT 164 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,959 - FOR ANY SORT OF SEXUAL SERVICES OR WHATEVER. - OKAY. 165 00:08:06,959 --> 00:08:10,417 THAT'S MY NUMBER ONE GOAL-- IS TO KEEP MY GUYS SAFE 166 00:08:10,417 --> 00:08:11,750 - AND THE COMPANY SAFE. - OKAY. 167 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:14,125 SO WHAT WE'LL DO IS WE'LL HAVE YOU MEET UP WITH 168 00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:16,750 - THE FOUR GUYS THAT I HAVE WORKING HERE PRESENTLY. - OKAY. 169 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:20,667 THESE GUYS ARE THE BEST OF THE BEST THAT I REPRESENT. 170 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,875 AND THAT'S WHY I NEED YOU TO GET ALONG WELL WITH THESE GUYS. 171 00:08:23,875 --> 00:08:26,917 - ALL RIGHT. - BECAUSE IF YOU GET ALONG WELL AND THEY LIKE YOU, 172 00:08:26,917 --> 00:08:29,083 THEY TALK TO THE OTHER CLIENTS ABOUT YOU, 173 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:31,291 - YOU'LL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY. - OKAY. 174 00:08:31,291 --> 00:08:34,583 - OKAY? AND YOU'LL BE MY FIFTH GUY HERE IN VEGAS. - AY. 175 00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:37,000 Garren: I'VE GOT A GREAT FEELING ABOUT VINCENT. 176 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,500 HE'S JUST INTELLIGENT, WARM, FRIENDLY. 177 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,125 I'M EXCITED. I'M EXCITED TO MEET THESE GUYS. 178 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:44,000 - OKAY, GOOD. - THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY. 179 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,875 - YOU'RE WELCOME. NICE TO MEET YOU. - DUDE, SO GOOD TO MEET YOU. 180 00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:51,291 BUT IF HE CANNOT PROVE TO THEM THAT HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES, 181 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:53,792 THEN THERE'S NOT MUCH I CAN DO. 182 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:03,333 - WHEN DID YOU WANT ME? - Steven: HOW I GOT INTO THIS BUSINESS-- 183 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:06,250 AT AN EARLY AGE I STARTED TO GET INTO 184 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:09,458 THE MODELING SIDE OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. 185 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:11,166 ALL RIGHT, I LOOK FORWARD TO IT TOO. 186 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:14,667 AND FIGURING OUT THAT MOST PEOPLE JUST WANTED TO FUCK ME-- 187 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:17,625 SORRY FOR MY SLANG, THAT'S HOW IT IS. 188 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,834 CUTE LITTLE DUDE. 189 00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:22,208 SO CUTE. CUTE CUTE. 190 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:25,041 I HAVE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD SON WHO IS... 191 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:27,875 I DON'T KNOW, HE'S MY EVERYTHING. 192 00:09:27,875 --> 00:09:31,208 JUST GIVE HIM A HUG FOR ME, OKAY? ALL RIGHT. 193 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:34,333 THE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD 194 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,291 IS... 195 00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:38,500 I MEAN, WE DON'T HATE EACH OTHER. 196 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,709 OR AT LEAST I DON'T HATE HER. 197 00:09:40,709 --> 00:09:42,750 I GOT YOU A GIFT CARD 198 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,291 SO THAT YOU CAN GET YOU SOMETHING NICE TO WEAR 199 00:09:45,291 --> 00:09:47,959 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU ALWAYS LIKE TO SHOP. 200 00:09:47,959 --> 00:09:50,709 I LOVE BEING A FATHER. I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT FOR THE WORLD. 201 00:09:50,709 --> 00:09:54,583 I KNOW SOME OF MY ASSOCIATES 202 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:56,583 DON'T HAVE OR WANT CHILDREN, 203 00:09:56,583 --> 00:10:00,166 BUT I THINK THEY'RE MISSING OUT. 204 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,750 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE. 205 00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:20,667 Brace: HOW'S YOUR BOY DOING? 206 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,667 OH MAN, HE JUST STARTED SCHOOL THIS YEAR 207 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:24,500 AND HE'S SO FRICKIN' CUTE. 208 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,417 HE'LL COME UP TO ME, "DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW?" 209 00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:29,875 I'M SERIOUS. FRICKIN' INSANE. 210 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:31,917 FIVE YEARS OLD, HE'S GOT A CRAZY SENSE OF HUMOR. 211 00:10:31,917 --> 00:10:35,166 ALL RIGHT, BOYS, LISTEN UP. 212 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:37,000 I JUST GOT A CALL FROM GARREN. 213 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,208 THERE'S A REALLY RICH LADY COMING INTO TOWN THIS FRIDAY. 214 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:42,125 SHE ACTUALLY WANTS TO INTERVIEW ALL OF US. 215 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:45,000 SHE'S GONNA BE PAYING US FOR THE INTERVIEW PROCESS AND EVERYTHING 216 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,083 TO PICK WHO SHE LIKES THE BEST TO GO ON A DATE WITH. 217 00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:50,000 WHY DOES SHE EVEN HAVE TO? I'M RIGHT HERE. 218 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,166 IF SHE WANTS SOME OLD, WRINKLY BALLS SLAPPING HER ASS, SHE'LL PICK BRACE. 219 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,542 ( laughing ) 220 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:57,041 Nick: I'M ON TOP OF MY GAME RIGHT NOW. 221 00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:59,166 I'VE NEVER LOOKED BETTER. I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER. 222 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:01,583 Brace: I THINK YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING DUDE AND EVERYTHING. 223 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:05,417 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR MEDS AND EVERYTHING YOU'RE RIGHT ON CUE. 224 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:06,583 WE GOT TO PUT SOME GREEN ON THAT ONE. 225 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,041 LET'S SEE WHO SHE'S GONNA PICK. 226 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,792 WHATEVER SHE PAYS FOR THE INTERVIEW, 227 00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:11,959 - HOW ABOUT WE TOTAL THAT? - Brace: WE'LL PUT IT IN A POT. 228 00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:13,750 - ALL RIGHT, DONE. - WHOEVER SHE PICKS GETS THE POT. 229 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:16,291 - WINNER TAKE ALL. YOU IN? - LET'S ROCK. 230 00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:17,917 - I'M IN. - ALL RIGHT. 231 00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:19,792 YOU ALL SHOULD GO AHEAD AND GIVE ME THE MONEY. 232 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:21,792 - OH YEAH? - I AM THE WOMAN WHISPERER. 233 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:36,583 THESE HIT YOUR ASS GOOD. THESE ARE GOOD FOR LIKE-- 234 00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:39,875 FUCK YOU. 235 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:42,458 THERE YOU GO. YEAH YEAH YEAH. 236 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:44,250 UP AND OUT LIKE WINGS. 237 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:47,959 ISN'T THAT GUY SUPPOSED TO COME BY THIS GYM TODAY? 238 00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:49,083 - SOME NEW BLOOD. - YEAH. 239 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,417 OUR AGENT GARREN CALLED US 240 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:52,125 AND WANTS US TO ADD ANOTHER GUY TO OUR CREW. 241 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:55,125 IT'S SOMEONE WHO HE THINKS CAN MAKE THE JUMP TO OUR LEVEL. 242 00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:57,166 BUT THERE'S NO JUST JOINING OUR CREW. 243 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,000 HE'S GOT TO GET OUR APPROVAL. 244 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,458 ALL WE KNOW ABOUT HIM IS THAT HE'S BLACK AND HIS NAME'S VIN. 245 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:05,834 HE SHOULD TELL HIM HE HAS TO PLUCK HIS BALL HAIRS IF HE WANTS TO BE INITIATED. 246 00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:07,959 OH, HE'LL GET A LITTLE HAZING. 247 00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:10,500 I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A BLACK VINNIE LOOKS LIKE. 248 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:13,500 - A BLACK VINNIE? - IS HE, LIKE, BLACK ITALIAN? 249 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,458 PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE'S DOING. SOME ROOKIE KID. 250 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:18,709 IF HE'S REALLY BLACK HE'S ON GHETTO TIME. 251 00:12:18,709 --> 00:12:20,917 - SO HE'LL BE 20 MINUTES LATE. - ( laughs ) 252 00:12:20,917 --> 00:12:23,917 YOU RACIST BASTARD. 253 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,500 Vin: IT TAKES A LOT TO BE 254 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,709 A PROFESSIONAL GIGOLO IN THE FIRST PLACE. 255 00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:32,458 IT TAKES EVEN MORE TO BECOME THE BEST OF THE BEST, THE ELITE. 256 00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:34,417 - VIN? VINNIE? VINCE? - VIN. 257 00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:37,333 DO I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE ABLE TO HANG WITH THESE GUYS 258 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:39,709 AND MAKE A NAME THE SAME WAY THAT THEY HAVE? 259 00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:41,834 I DON'T KNOW. WE'LL HAVE TO SEE. 260 00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:43,917 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLACK. - I KNOW. 261 00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:46,709 WELL, I'M MIXED, MAN. I'M MIXED, YEAH. 262 00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:49,542 ACTUALLY, HE'S MORE BLACKISH. 263 00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:52,583 YOU KNOW, WE GET SOME DIFFERENT ETHNIC REQUESTS. 264 00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:54,250 AND OBVIOUSLY WE CAN'T FILL THOSE. 265 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:56,792 JIMMY CAN A LITTLE BIT. HE'S LIKE 1/30th CUBAN. 266 00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:58,208 ( laughs ) 267 00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:00,917 SO WE'LL SEND HIM OFF ONCE IN A WHILE AS MEXICAN. 268 00:13:00,917 --> 00:13:03,500 Vin: LET ME BUY YOU GUYS A DRINK, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 269 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,875 - Brace: NOT TONIGHT. - WE GOT SOMETHING GOING ON TONIGHT. 270 00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,750 - Steven: AN OLD BET. - Vin: AN OLD BET? 271 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:11,375 WHAT'S THE BET IF I CAN BE SO BOLD AS TO ASK? 272 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:17,000 WE'VE GOT A NEW CLIENT. SHE ACTUALLY ASKED TO MEET ALL OF US. 273 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,792 - WAIT, AT ONE TIME? - SHE'S PAYING TO DO THIS. 274 00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:22,667 SHE WANTS TO MEET WITH ALL OF US AND SEE WHO SHE LIKES THE BEST. 275 00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:24,458 WELL, MAYBE SHE SHOULD MEET ME TOO. 276 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:27,083 SHE REQUESTED US FOUR. WE'RE NOT POPPING YOUR CHERRY TONIGHT. 277 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:30,000 HAVE YOU GOT A CARD OR SOMETHING? WE'LL GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU. 278 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,917 - YEAH I DO, AS A MATTER OF FACT. - ALL RIGHT, MAN. 279 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,583 - DO CALL. - WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. 280 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,166 - ALL RIGHT, GOOD SEEING YOU GUYS. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 281 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:36,917 I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU GUYS SOON. 282 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:40,417 - YOU'VE GOT TO LET ME KNOW WHO WINS. - I CAN LET YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW. 283 00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:44,583 THIS IS A CONGRATULATORY SHAKE RIGHT HERE. 284 00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:46,834 - THAT'S THE COMPETITION. - I'M SO USED TO THIS SHAKE. 285 00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:49,250 - I WAS BORN WITH THIS SHAKE. - YOU WERE BORN WITH PARKINSON'S-- 286 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,917 - THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT. - SECOND PLACE. 287 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:55,792 I HAVE TO WIN. 'CAUSE I ALWAYS WIN. ( grunts ) 288 00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,125 - HI. - HI, RODNEY? 289 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,417 - JIMMY? - YES. 290 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:10,959 - I'M RODNEY. - PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 291 00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:12,667 A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU AS WELL. MY WIFE ALLURE. 292 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:14,000 - ALLURE. - HOW ARE YOU? 293 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,667 - GOOD. - GOOD. 294 00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:18,125 I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD GROW UP TO BE AN ESCORT. 295 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:21,500 BUT IT'S A WAY TO SURVIVE. 296 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,959 IT'S BEING A RECESSIONISTA. 297 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,750 ( clicks tongue ) 298 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,375 READ THAT IN "WIRED" MAGAZINE. 299 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:29,208 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A FANTASY OF MINE TO SEE HER WITH ANOTHER MAN. 300 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:32,083 - OKAY. - SO WE DECIDED TO GO AHEAD AND GO WITH IT. 301 00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,959 - COOL. IT'S MORE POPULAR THAN YOU THINK. - OKAY, GOOD. 302 00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:36,917 WE THOUGHT WE WERE WEIRD FOR WANTING THIS. 303 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,583 I WOULD SAY PROBABLY ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE DATES IS A COUPLE. 304 00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,667 - SO WE'RE NOT WEIRD? - NO, NOT AT ALL. 305 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,500 NOT AT ALL. YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY NORMAL. 306 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,834 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. 307 00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:48,959 AND FOR MY BIRTHDAY I ASKED RODNEY 308 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:52,959 IF HE WOULDN'T MIND IF I PARTOOK IN ANOTHER MALE. 309 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,291 AND SO THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY COMPLICATIONS 310 00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:58,375 WE DECIDED TO HIRE SOMEONE 311 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:01,709 INSTEAD OF GOING OUT PERUSING THE BARS. 312 00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:04,583 - WE PAY HIM TO GO AWAY. - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE PAY HIM FOR. 313 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:05,959 WE DON'T PAY HIM FOR WHAT HE DOES. 314 00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,000 WE PAY HIM TO GET THE FUCK OUT WHEN HE'S DONE. 315 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,583 WELL, WE LIKE-- THE NASTIER THE BETTER. 316 00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,542 OH YEAH? 317 00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:15,417 SO HELP YOURSELF. DO YOUR THING. 318 00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:17,625 YOU KNOW, WORKING IN I.T., EVERYBODY THINKS 319 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,792 YOU'RE ALL CONSERVATIVE AND THINGS LIKE THAT. 320 00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:21,792 BUT PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA 321 00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:24,834 WHAT WE LIKE TO DO AFTER 5:00. 322 00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,709 - I WON'T INTERFERE. - UH-HUH. 323 00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:29,250 - I'LL BE JUST WATCHING. - UH-HUH. 324 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:32,875 - AND, YOU KNOW, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. - OKAY. 325 00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:35,083 THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING A GIGOLO 326 00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:38,583 IS GETTING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE'S FANTASY. 327 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,917 I THINK THAT'S REALLY EXCITING. 328 00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:44,417 - DAMN, BABY. - IS THAT NICE? 329 00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:46,208 - MM-HMM. - YOU LIKE THAT? 330 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:49,000 - OH, HOLY SHIT. - ( laughs ) 331 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,542 - YOU WANT ME TO GO SIT OVER HERE? - MM-HMM. 332 00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:54,542 ABSOLUTELY. ABSOLUTELY. 333 00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,875 SHOULD I START BEING NAUGHTY RIGHT NOW? 334 00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:59,208 - DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. - DO WHATEVER? 335 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,667 ACT LIKE I'M NOT EVEN HERE. 336 00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:03,208 OH, WE WILL. BELIEVE ME. 337 00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,583 ( moaning ) 338 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,041 - DO YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR NIPPLES PINCHED? - OH MY GOD, YEAH. 339 00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:10,834 OH, THAT LOOKS REALLY NICE FROM MY ANGLE. 340 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,917 SOMETIMES PLAYING A GAME WITH SOMEBODY 341 00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:18,250 IN TERMS OF DOMINATION OR SUBMISSION 342 00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,583 OR EVEN GIVE AND TAKE 343 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:23,542 CAN BE JUST LIKE COPS AND ROBBERS BACK IN THE DAY. 344 00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,667 ( moaning ) 345 00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,500 MMM, BABY, HE'S BAD. 346 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,750 OH, I LIKE THAT. GO AHEAD, BABY, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK IT. 347 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,959 YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT-- BABY, THAT'S NASTY. 348 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,583 WANT TO PUT IT IN MY MOUTH? 349 00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:37,250 YEAH, THAT'S NICE. THAT'S REAL NICE. 350 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:40,542 JUST LIKE A CHILD, YOU ARE FULLY ENGAGED 351 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,750 IN THE MOMENT, NOT JUDGING IT, 352 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,125 NOT BEING SELF-CONSCIOUS AROUND IT 353 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,625 AND NOT REALLY EVEN BEING AWARE OF YOURSELF IN IT. 354 00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:50,959 OH, I LIKE THAT. 355 00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:54,792 I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY THE BEST PART OF BEING A GIGOLO, 356 00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:56,667 GETTING TO PLAY. 357 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,458 Allure: OH, SHIT. FUCK. 358 00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,291 OH GOD, YEAH. SHIT. FUCK. 359 00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,125 OH YEAH! 360 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,000 OH, I LIKE THAT, BABY. 361 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,417 ( squeals ) 362 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,583 HE'S NASTY, BABY. OH YEAH. FUCK. 363 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,125 FUCK YEAH. SUCK MY PUSSY. 364 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,667 THAT'S IT, BABY. KEEP TALKING DIRTY TO HIM. 365 00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,542 - OH, SUCK ME, OH GOD. - KEEP TALKING DIRTY. 366 00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:20,125 ( moaning ) 367 00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:21,959 - ( slaps ) - OH FUCK YEAH. 368 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:25,333 YOU NASTY BASTARD. 369 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:28,333 Jimmy: WELL, MY PARENTS DON'T KNOW THAT I'M A GIGOLO. 370 00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:32,333 THEY JUST DON'T KNOW. THEY CAN PROBABLY GUESS BY NOW. 371 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,834 - ( slapping ) - YEAH, SHE LIKES THAT. 372 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:37,834 YEAH, SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU SPANK HER ASS. 373 00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:40,583 - OH, FUCK YEAH. - YEAH, PULL HER HAIR. SHE LIKES THAT TOO. 374 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,875 I WILL FUCK YOU BACK. 375 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,750 YES I WILL. 376 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,667 OH YEAH, THAT'S NICE, BABY. 377 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,166 TO BE HONEST, I THINK THEY MIGHT BE A LITTLE ASHAMED 378 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,542 IF THEY FOUND OUT. 379 00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:56,083 IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT WOULD GO OUT IN THE CHRISTMAS LETTER. 380 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,250 OH, FUCK MY SHIT UP. 381 00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:02,625 ( moaning ) OH, I'M COMING RIGHT NOW! 382 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,834 ( moaning ) 383 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:09,709 I DON'T THINK IT WEIGHS ON ME AS MUCH AS IT WEIGHS ON THEM 384 00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:11,583 WHEN AND IF THEY FIND OUT. 385 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:14,583 SHIT! OH GOD DAMN IT! 386 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,041 ( moaning ) 387 00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:19,542 OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! 388 00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:21,458 - ( laughs ) - OH SHIT. 389 00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:24,041 Jimmy: USUALLY IN THOSE HUSBAND-AND-WIFE SCENARIOS, 390 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:26,417 THEY'RE VERY CONNECTED TO EACH OTHER 391 00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:30,208 AND YOU ARE THE PLAY TOY THAT IS THERE TO SERVICE THAT NEED. 392 00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:34,041 YOU DID GOOD, BABY. 393 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,625 ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. 394 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,750 - TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. - I WILL. I WILL. 395 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:40,250 OH SURE. 396 00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,250 Nick: TONIGHT'S A BIG NIGHT. 397 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:02,375 IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS. WINNER TAKES ALL. 398 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,417 Brace: IT'S SO EASY, MAN. I KIND OF FEEL BAD. 399 00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:06,083 MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE JUST CAME 400 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,250 AND KIND OF THROWN YOU GUYS A BONE. 401 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,333 Steven: I GOT MY OWN BONE. 402 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,750 GRANTED IT'S, LIKE, FOUR INCHES, BUT WHATEVER. 403 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,166 I'LL FUCK HER TWICE AND SHE'LL BE HAPPY. 404 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,750 Steven: ALL THE GUYS AND I HAVE A BET 405 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:22,083 ABOUT WHO THIS CLIENT WOULD PICK BETWEEN THE LOT OF US. 406 00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:25,083 - OH, I COULD USE A DRINK. - YUP. 407 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:29,000 WHOEVER SHE CHOOSES GETS ALL THE OTHER GUY'S FEES FOR SHOWING UP THAT NIGHT. 408 00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:33,208 I THINK IT'S ROUGHLY GOING TO BE $2,000 409 00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:36,291 TO SEE WHO GOES OUT WITH THIS HIGH-PROFILE CLIENT. 410 00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,875 THESE PEOPLE HAVE FRIENDS AND THEY REFER YOU. 411 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,875 IT COULD TURN INTO A LOT OF OTHER OPPORTUNITIES. 412 00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:44,667 I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD AN INTERVIEW. 413 00:19:46,709 --> 00:19:49,125 - IT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. - I'M GETTING NERVOUS. 414 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,542 THIS IS WHERE THE RUBBER MEETS THE ROAD, BOYS. 415 00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:54,291 HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 416 00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:59,291 STEVEN, YOU'RE UP. LIMO'S OUTSIDE. 417 00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,709 SWEET. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. MAYBE TOMORROW. 418 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,917 MY FAMILY, THEY ALWAYS SAID 419 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,500 WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO AS LONG AS YOU'RE THE BEST AT IT. 420 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,166 - HOW ARE YOU DOING? I'M STEVEN. - I'M TESSA. 421 00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:17,208 SO I JUST TRY TO BE THE BEST DAMN GIGOLO I CAN. 422 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:23,500 I NEED A DATE FOR A CHARITY FUNCTION. 423 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:26,750 - AND IT'S CALLED THE BLACK AND WHITE BALL. - OKAY. 424 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:30,250 MY NAME IS TESSA. I'M A NATIVE NEVADAN. 425 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:33,166 I'M A PHOTOGRAPHER. I HAVE TWO KIDS. 426 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:37,417 I THINK HIRING A MALE ESCORT IS A GREAT IDEA, 427 00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:40,500 ESPECIALLY SOMEONE WHO MAYBE IS GORGEOUS 428 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,417 AND A CONVERSATIONALIST AND FUN. 429 00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:46,375 ( Steven speaking ) 430 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,667 Tessa: THANK YOU. 431 00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:52,792 ( laughing ) 432 00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:54,625 Brace: I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ONE, MARK. 433 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,166 Nick: YOU DON'T NEED TO DRINK ANYMORE OF THAT. 434 00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,583 I'M TRYING TO LOOSEN UP. HEY, I'M STRESSED. 435 00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,917 - SOME OF US NEED TO LOOSEN UP, I GUESS. - EXACTLY. 436 00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:02,375 I'VE PAID MY DUES, MAN. 437 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:06,417 MAY I ASK WHAT SIGN YOU ARE, OUT OF CURIOSITY? 438 00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:08,500 SURE. I'M A SAGITTARIUS. 439 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,792 - NICE. I'M A SCORPIO. - I KNEW YOU WERE A SCORPIO. 440 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,458 SHE'S GONNA WANT TO MARRY ME LIKE THEY ALL DO. 441 00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,583 THEY ALL WANT TO GET MARRIED, HAVE KIDS. 442 00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,166 I JUST DON'T ROLL THAT WAY. 443 00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:20,959 Steven: I HAVE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD SON. 444 00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:24,417 AND HE JUST STARTED SCHOOL THIS YEAR. 445 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:27,125 - HE DRAWS ME LITTLE PICTURES. - OH, SWEET. 446 00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:31,542 MM-HMM. YUP. 447 00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:33,417 WELL, IT WAS NICE TO TALK TO YOU. 448 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,792 STEVEN, VERY NICE TO TALK TO YOU. THANK YOU. 449 00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:42,625 Tessa: I THINK STEVEN IS WONDERFUL 450 00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:44,583 AND BEAUTIFUL. 451 00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:46,750 HE SEEMED VERY KIND. 452 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,917 I THINK BEING A PARENT IS, GOSH, 453 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,959 ONE OF THE GREATEST GIFTS OF ALL TIME. 454 00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:57,458 AND SO I THINK STEVEN WOULD BE A GREAT DATE. 455 00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:59,917 - HOW'D IT GO? - SHE'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. 456 00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:02,500 - Nick: THAT'S GOOD. - Brace: SHE'S WHAT NOW? 457 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,667 - AMAZING. - Brace: OKAY WELL, GIVE ME SOME TIDBITS. 458 00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:07,375 - NEGATIVE. - Nick: NO, DON'T SAY SHIT. AND, BRACE, YOU'RE UP. 459 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,959 - WHY WOULDN'T YOU? - BRACE, YOU'RE UP WITHOUT THE TIDBITS. 460 00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:12,500 - IT'S A COMPETITION, BIG BOY. - YOU GONNA LEAVE HER WAITING? 461 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:16,500 SO I AM GONNA BE BRACE TO THE 10th POWER. 462 00:22:20,959 --> 00:22:23,542 THESE GUYS ARE FUCKING KIDS. 463 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:26,500 THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT SOCIETY WOMEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT. I RULE. 464 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,000 HEY, GUYS. CHECK THIS OUT. 465 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:33,250 IT'S BRACE ON HIS DATE RIGHT NOW. 466 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:35,333 ( laughing ) 467 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:38,041 Tessa: IF I CHOOSE YOU AND WE GO TO THE BALL, 468 00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:40,792 HOW WOULD YOU TELL PEOPLE THAT WE MET? 469 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:44,083 WELL, I WOULD TELL THEM THAT WE MET THROUGH REAL ESTATE. 470 00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:47,375 'CAUSE I HAPPEN TO HAVE HAD 471 00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:49,917 QUITE THE REAL ESTATE PORTFOLIO-- 472 00:22:49,917 --> 00:22:52,291 - BOUGHT AND SOLD RAW LAND. - VERY GOOD. 473 00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:54,125 SO THAT'S WHAT I WOULD TELL 'EM-- REAL ESTATE. 474 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:56,166 DID I ANSWER YOUR QUESTION 475 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,250 OR DID I JUST ROLL ON A LITTLE TOO MUCH? 476 00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:00,291 NO NO, THAT WOULD ABSOLUTELY WORK. 477 00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:02,917 - I'VE GOT A LOT TO SAY. - DO YOU? 478 00:23:02,917 --> 00:23:04,500 WE SEEMED TO HAVE A NICE CONNECTION. 479 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:06,375 YOU SEEM LIKE YOU GOT A REALLY GOOD SHOT, MAN. 480 00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:08,375 I'M GOING FOR THE "NICE" CONNECTION. 481 00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:10,542 YOU CAN BRING YOUR BAD-BOY STUFF TO A CLASSY GIRL 482 00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:12,583 AND SHE WILL SPIT THAT SHIT OUT THE WINDOW. 483 00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:14,250 - WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. - I'M JUST SAYING. 484 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,375 WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS, BABY. 485 00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:17,792 - YOU HAVE A GREAT NIGHT. - ALL RIGHT, YOU TOO. 486 00:23:17,792 --> 00:23:19,333 - AND STAY BEAUTIFUL. - I WILL. 487 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:21,333 OKAY. BYE-BYE. 488 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,959 - ( door clicking ) - WHOOPS. 489 00:23:23,959 --> 00:23:27,500 Tessa: I THOUGHT BRACE WAS INTERESTING. 490 00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:31,750 TALKED ABOUT HIMSELF A LOT. 491 00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:35,166 Tessa: I HAVE AN UPCOMING CHARITY BALL 492 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:37,083 CALLED THE BLACK AND WHITE BALL. 493 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:40,792 YOU WOULD NEED TO DRESS IN EITHER TAILS OR A TUX. 494 00:23:40,792 --> 00:23:43,542 I CAN'T TIE A NORMAL BOW TIE, 495 00:23:43,542 --> 00:23:45,583 BUT I COULD LEARN. 496 00:23:45,583 --> 00:23:48,625 - I USUALLY JUST GO WITH THE CLIP-ONS. - YEAH, EXACTLY. 497 00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:51,458 - IT'S MUCH EASIER. - I AGREE. 498 00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:54,000 - I'M KINDA STRUCK BY YOU. - OH YEAH? 499 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,792 YEAH. YEAH. 500 00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:58,583 - YOU'RE VERY CLASSY. - OH, THANK YOU. 501 00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:00,709 - MUCH YOUNGER THAN I EXPECTED AS WELL. - REALLY? 502 00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:02,375 MM-HMM. 503 00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,125 - ABSOLUTELY. - YEAH. 504 00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:06,709 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - IT WAS VERY NICE MEETING YOU TOO. 505 00:24:06,709 --> 00:24:09,792 THANK YOU. I HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 506 00:24:09,792 --> 00:24:12,291 - ALL RIGHT. - TAKE CARE. 507 00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:15,375 Tessa: I THINK JIMMY IS WONDERFUL. 508 00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:18,375 I MAY HAVE A SON HIS AGE. 509 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:22,333 Tessa: SO HOW DID YOU CHOOSE THIS LINE OF WORK? 510 00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:24,083 WHEN I GOT OUT OF THE AIR FORCE 511 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:25,959 I KNEW I'D HAVE TO DO SOMETHING 512 00:24:25,959 --> 00:24:28,542 TO PAY THE BILLS AND FINISH UP COLLEGE. 513 00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:30,417 SO I DECIDED TO GET INTO DANCING. 514 00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:32,625 AND I WAS A STRIPPER FOR A FEW YEARS. 515 00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:34,875 AND THEN I KIND OF WORKED MY WAY INTO THIS. 516 00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:37,083 - I HAD A COUPLE OF OPPORTUNITIES. - GREAT TO MEET YOU. 517 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:38,625 - GREAT TO MEET YOU. - YES, TAKE CARE. 518 00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:41,959 - YOU HAVE A GREAT NIGHT. - ALL RIGHT, YOU TOO. 519 00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:45,208 Tessa: I THINK NICK IS VIBRANT 520 00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:48,166 AND HANDSOME. 521 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:50,208 I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I DO LIKE THAT NICK 522 00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:52,333 WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT GAVE ME A LITTLE KISS. 523 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,125 I THOUGHT THAT WAS VERY NICE. 524 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:56,917 NICK, HOW'D IT GO THERE? 525 00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:01,792 LIKE YOU GUYS EVER HAD A CHANCE. 526 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:03,709 ( phone warbles ) 527 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:06,959 AND THE WINNER IS... 528 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,792 Steven: THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME. 529 00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:17,250 - STEVEN. - WHAT DID I TELL YA? 530 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,000 - Jimmy: HE'S UP? - Nick: YUP. 531 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,458 - SWEET. - GOOD WORK, STEVEN. 532 00:25:20,458 --> 00:25:21,750 - GOOD JOB, BUDDY. - THANK YOU. 533 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,333 - WAY TO GO. - OH. 534 00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:25,583 Steven: I TRIED TO TELL THEM THAT I WAS GONNA WIN THE BET. 535 00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:29,125 BUT THEY ARE OVERCONFIDENT, LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS, 536 00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:31,542 WHEREAS I AM PRETTY QUIET 537 00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:33,375 AND REALLY DON'T BRAG. 538 00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:35,583 SLIDE THE MONEY UNDER MY DOOR. 539 00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:38,125 - I'LL PICK IT UP WHEN I GET BACK. - GET THE FUCK OUT. 540 00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:41,000 - SEE YOU LATER. - Brace: I FEEL YA. I'M HAPPY FOR YA. 541 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,792 Nick: SHE'LL GET SICK OF STEVEN QUICK. 542 00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:44,542 SHE'LL BE CALLING ME NEXT. 543 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,417 ( Tessa speaking ) 544 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:51,667 - YOU HAVE A REALLY PRETTY SMILE. - YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH ME. 545 00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:53,166 ( laughs ) 546 00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:55,333 NO, I JUST-- I LOVE GREAT TEETH. 547 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:57,542 IT'S IMPORTANT. 548 00:26:02,291 --> 00:26:04,041 ( horns honking ) 549 00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:11,834 Nick: YOU HAD A CLIENT TODAY? WHAT HAPPENED? 550 00:26:11,834 --> 00:26:13,834 PRETTY GOOD. HER TITS WERE OUT TO HERE. 551 00:26:13,834 --> 00:26:16,917 - GOOD LORD. - WHY DON'T I GET KICK-ASS CLIENTS LIKE THAT? 552 00:26:16,917 --> 00:26:20,792 - DID SHE HAVE A PAIR OF VINNIES? - YEAH, THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD. 553 00:26:20,792 --> 00:26:23,333 - WE'RE CALLING THEM VINNIES NOW? - YEAH, I GUESS SO. 554 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,709 THAT'S JUST DUMB. THAT'S JUST DUMB. 555 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,500 Jimmy: VIN SEEMS TO BE QUITE CHARMING. 556 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,583 HE'S VERY PERSONABLE, VERY LIKEABLE. 557 00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:33,792 WE NEED TO PAINT A BIG AREOLA ON YOUR HEAD. 558 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:36,208 - TAKE A PICTURE. - Vin: YOU CAN PHOTOSHOP IT IN. 559 00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:38,792 I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH VIN. 560 00:26:38,792 --> 00:26:41,875 OKAY, VIN, WE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, BUDDY. 561 00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:45,041 WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU A SHOT. 562 00:26:45,041 --> 00:26:48,083 SALUD, GUYS. THANK YOU. I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD. 563 00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:51,000 Nick: WE DECIDED TO GIVE VIN A PLACE IN OUR CREW 'CAUSE HE'S BLACK. 564 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,417 I'LL SAY IT. ( laughs ) 565 00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:56,542 - WE JUST NEEDED A DARKER-SKINNED GUY. - THERE YOU GO. 566 00:26:56,542 --> 00:26:58,583 NOW WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE SET. NO ONE ELSE IS COMING IN. 567 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:01,333 SO I GUESS I'M GONNA ADD A LITTLE FLAVOR 568 00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:04,083 TO THE VANILLA SUNDAE THAT THESE GUYS HAVE GOT GOING ON. 569 00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:06,166 IT LOOKS LIKE I'M BREAKING THE COLOR BARRIER 570 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,750 OF THE ELITE GIGOLO CREW. 571 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:11,166 THERE'S ROSA PARKS, JACKIE ROBINSON, 572 00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:14,083 AND NOW VIN ARMANI. 573 00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:16,750 - IS HE SEXY TODAY OR WHAT? - I THINK HE'S SEXY. 574 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:19,166 HE'S SEXY AND CREATIVE. 575 00:27:19,166 --> 00:27:21,500 GOD DAMN, BRACE. LAY OFF THE PATRON, BRO. 576 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,208 - WHY? - Steven: YOU'RE FRIGGIN' NUTS. 577 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:25,083 Nick: YOU'RE ONLY HALFWAY INTO YOUR FIRST DRINK. 578 00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:28,083 - WHAT DID I SAY? - NOTHING. 579 00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:30,000 ( theme music playing ) 580 00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:01,041 Man: SQUAWK. 46090

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