All language subtitles for English Teacher s01e05 Field Trip.eng

["Caught Up in You"
by 38 Special playing]

[gasps]

♪♪ I never knew ♪

♪♪ There'd come a day ♪

♪♪ When I'd be saying to you ♪

♪♪ Don't let this good love
slip away ♪

Where's the- Oh.

♪♪ Now that we know
that it's true ♪

♪♪ No, said I'd never
fall in love again ♪

♪♪ But it's real and the feeling
comes shining through ♪

♪♪ So caught up in you,
little girl ♪

♪♪ And I never did suspect
a thing ♪

♪♪ So caught up in you,
little girl... ♪

- [Evan] Bongiorno.
- [Gwen] Guitar, yes.

- [speaks Italian]
- Oh, I can't believe it.

- Hello.
- We are gonna sing

"You Get What You Give"
by the New Radicals

this year better
than we ever have before.

- I can't believe it.
It's an anthem. - Fourth year in a row.

Mr. Marquez,
Becca's being such a bitch.

Oh, I- what? Whoa, now.

She said I have no ass.

Tiffany, I did not say that.

- I said it could be bigger.
- [Tiffany] Yeah, you literally did, though.

I'm just saying
it could be bigger.

I-I'm sorry, I truly
cannot comment on this.

I can. You're good.

Becca is your best friend.

Just literally go talk to her.
Figure it out.

Whatever.

Oh, it is flat. [sucks teeth]

- [whispers] Gwen.
- [megaphone feedback whines]

Attention, everyone.

Students, teachers,
parent chaperones,

for the most memorable weekend
of the school year,

the junior class field trip.

Oh, g-give it up, yes, yes.

- We're very excited about that.
- Whoo!

All right, and so,
we've got 90 minutes,

90 minutes to get there,
we don't want to waste any time.

So, if you have to pee, pee now

or forever hold your pee.

[Rick]
Look at this shit. "250 calories,

contains soy and tree nuts."

Boy, I'm-a be yoked
after this thing.

Well, I hope you don't plan
on eating those

out in the wild, man.
I mean, I'm a black bear?

I'm smelling that
from a thousand miles out.

- You're a black bear?
- The wilderness

takes no prisoners, Rick.

That's the first thing
we learned in ROTC.

- R-O-T-C.
- Didn't you get kicked out?

I guess that's why
I only remember

the first thing they taught us.

And I didn't get kicked out,

I was honorably discharged.

I'm not a fucking pussy.

Nick and I had sex
last night for, like,

the first time in forever.
In, like, months.

In months? What?

It's fine, it's fine. Sometimes,
he jerks off and I watch.

Is that it? Is that
what being straight is like?

I'm making a point.

So, we found, like, a latex-free
brand of condoms-

Condoms?

You know I'm allergic
to latex, right?

I feel like you're losing
that-that thread.

Gwen, how long have I known you?
I know you're allergic to latex.

Sorry to interrupt.
Hi, I'm Sharon,

- one of the parent chaperones.
- Hey.

Were you guys talking
about condoms?

Did the kids bring condoms?

I don't know. We don't know
what the kids brought.

Okay, well... [laughing]

- What?
- [laughs]

Right. [laughs]

- Sorry.
I-I'll keep it down. - [Sharon groans]

Yeah.

This whole trip,

these kids are gonna be trying
to get into all sorts

of wicked little sexual games.

Very... specific games.

- Okay.
Well, we'll keep an eye out. - Yeah.

- You know about "Stone Face"?
- What?

- [Gwen] You- What'd you say?
- It's a new sex game these kids are playing.

You know how they play?

Do we know how they play?
No, we've never heard of this.

You know, I don't even
want to say. [laughs]

That's how deviant it is.

Ah.

[Sharon]
A bunch of boys sit around a table,

and one girl- God help her-

gets under that table
and gives one of them...

- A blow job?
- Shh!

And then the young man
on the receiving end,

he has to keep a straight face,
like this.

A stone face.

And then they guess
who the lucky boy was.

I don't understand, who guesses?

Everyone.

[Rick]
Why you keep looking back there?

- What?
- Something's going on with you.

No, man. I...

- I think I got a shot with Gwen.
- [Rick scoffs]

Wow, dude.

I'm pretty sure you don't.

She's, like, a bombshell.

- What, are you crazy?
- So?

You saw the guy she's dating.

Nick.

- He's a friggin' Adonis.
- [scoffs] No.

An Adonis?
He's 140 pounds soaking wet.

Can't shovel dirt
to save his life.

I think guys that are thin
are often considered attractive.

Gwen needs a real man,
all right?

A man that can protect her,
who can provide for her,

who can, who can
chop wood in nature.

I think women care more, like,
if a guy's got a cute face

and good personality,
so you might be fucked.

Wrong.

[Sharon]
And if you don't know

what a "power cuck" is already,
I can guarantee

you'll see it in action
before the weekend is out.

I highly doubt that.

Yeah, again, I don't think

you have to worry
about these kids,

you know. You could just
have fun this weekend.

-"Fun."
- This is, like,

you need a B average
to get on this trip.

Oh, okay. And I'll just say
that Liam Drake

invented tip-licking,

and he's at Georgetown.
So, there's that.

Tip-licking?

No one wants
just the tip licked.

- That can't be real.
- It's a game. Okay? It's a game.

[Evan]
Okay, well, you know what?

We're gonna keep
a-a good eye out for any

tables or boys

- sitting down situations.
- Yeah, tables and chairs.

Thank you. And, please,

if we can just keep
a close eye on my son.

The girls are just trying
to eat him alive.

Puberty has hit him
like a truck,

and he is just a little boy
in the body of a man.

Which one's your son?
Sorry, I forget.

[chuckles] The cutest one here.

Josh? Or not Josh?

- Gwen.
- James.

- Pearson.
- [Gwen] Oh, James Pearson. - [Evan] Oh, yeah.

No, he is in the...

- I see why you're worried.
- Yeah.

This is off axis, here.

I never knew this system
where you put the stuff

- in the tent and then you build
the tent around it. - [Gwen laughs]

Oh, Gwen, did you find
my Spurs hat?

I can't find it still.
It's MIA.

[groans] I didn't, I'm sorry.
I looked everywhere.

- I'm so sorry.
- [chuckling] Wait, what?

Wait, why would you
have his hat?

- The pool project.
- Yeah.

Markie helped Nick with,
like, digging last night.

[Evan]
W-What?

[Markie]
Yeah. Nick needed someone

with big muscles to come over
and do all the man work,

you know? I-
She asked, I obliged.

Do you have big muscles?

[scoffs] The biggest.

- [Gwen] Rick was there, too.
- [Markie] Yeah.

It wasn't, like, just Markie
or anything. Oh, my God,

it'd be so weird
if it was just Markie.

- Would it?
- Wait, Rick was there, too?

Why is this such a big deal?

[Evan]
I mean, I- You, like...

Don't make me say it.

What are you trying to say?

Like, everyone was hanging out
without me.

Oh, no, no. No. Oh, my God.

We weren't hanging out, you're
totally misunderstanding this.

It was, like...
It was like, help.

Nick needed help
digging the pool

- and it wasn't, like, fun.
- I thought it was fun.

But this is not
the kind of thing

that Evan would've found fun.

You would've hated it.

- It's fine. I'm...
It's fine. I'm fine. - Are you?

- [Evan] This does not
matter to me. - It does not matter,

- I promise you.
- It's fine. [laughs]

Yo, can one of you guys
take a look at my tent?

- [Markie] I got you, bud.
- No, I'll help you.

[Rick]
Nice.

What was that?

It's fine. This looks good.

[Markie]
Eh. Damn right it does.

- This is too long.
- I know.

- I'm trying to arch it up,
it's too long. - Pissing me off.

But it is starting
to look like a tent,

so whatever you're doing,
just, like, keep doing that.

Where you going?

I'm gonna smoke.

[whispers]
You're smoking fucking weed?

Dude, I have to.
These kids are, like,

ten seconds away
from making me cry.

Yo, actually, can you light
this lighter for me?

My thumb's all fucked up.

- Please?
- You shouldn't be smoking weed

on a camping trip with children.

Who cares?

How'd you mess your thumb up?

Oh, my God,
it was so fucking stupid.

When we were all hanging out
at Gwen's house last night...

I was trying to plug
my Nintendo Switch into their

HDMI cord behind the TV
and did this weird move

when I was, like,
trying to plug it in. [chuckles]

You guys played Nintendo Switch
at Gwen's house last night?

Dude, we played, like,
eight rounds of Mario Kart.

This was after you guys
did the pool stuff?

Yeah, we were up
till like, 2:00 a.m. [laughs]

I was so tired this morning,
I almost didn't even come.

♪♪ Frenemies ♪

♪♪ Who when you're down
ain't your friend ♪

[both]
♪♪ Every night... ♪

- [clears throat]
- ♪♪ We smash a Mercedes-Benz ♪

- [both] ♪♪ First we run ♪
- ♪♪ But then we laugh ♪

- ♪♪ Till we cry... ♪
- Hmm, good harmony on that one.

Good. Okay, and then
we do this together?

- [both] ♪♪ But when ♪
- ♪♪ The night. ♪

I think that's...
Are you flat there?

- ♪♪ When. ♪
- Okay, but it's not Broadway.

You don't have to be like...
♪♪ But when. ♪

You could just be like, "But
when..." It's like talk-singing.

♪♪ When. ♪

It's like you're
in Dear Evan Hansen.

- It's not like you're in...
- Oh. Okay.

...Hello, Dolly.

- ♪♪ But when the night... ♪
- It's sounding

completely flat to me.
I mean...

That one was good, I feel.

Let's go
to the chorus, all right?

- Okay.
- Let's go to the chorus.

♪♪ You've got the music in you. ♪

Can- just wait for me
to hit the...

♪♪ You've got the
music in you... ♪

You're jumping in.
You're jumping in.

- You're jumping in.
- Sorry. Two, three.

- ♪♪ You've got the... ♪
- You...

No. You didn't even
let me hit the chord.

Something is going on.

- With us?
- Yeah.

Nothing is going on. I'm fine.

- Okay.
- I'm just-

I want the song to be good.

- Gotcha.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

What can we do for you?

Just making sure no one
is playing Stone Face.

Okay. We are both teachers
in our 30s.

There are two of us,

I am gay,

she has a boyfriend.

So, for that reason
and 100 other reasons,

we're not playing
Stone Face, Sharon.

We couldn't fit a table
in here if we tried.

Someone is playing it somewhere.
I know that.

Okay. No, but thank you.
That- It's...

And that song you were playing.

Ooh, God, you were
a little pitchy.

But it really brought me back.

It was before I was married.

You can imagine the trouble
I got into.

- I bet, yeah.
- Right. Thank you. Thank you.

- [Sharon] Please...
- Okay. We'll keep an eye out

for any-anything like that.

- [birds singing]
- [girl] I'll help you.

- She looking? Mm-hmm.
- Gwen?

[Rick]
Nah, she's busy, dawg.

[Markie]
Get her to look, man.

My package is looking loco
in this harness.

Look at it.

It looks like
you went to a dumpster

and stuffed it with trash, dawg.

She's looking kind of.
Get her to look fully.

- Gwen!
- [groans]

[Rick]
She's still not even looking.

My neck is actually tweaked out

by those tents.

Did you sleep okay?

Are you mad at me?

You are mad at me.

- I'm not mad at you.
- [scoffs]

I'm mad at my own feelings

and a stupid situation.

Come on,
this is our favorite trip.

I miss my buddy.

Talk to me.

I mean, w-w-w-why-why would
you all hang out without me?

Do you guys hate me?

[chuckles] No.
We definitely don't hate you.

It's, like, everybody acts
like they're my best friend

until I just find out you all

kind of think I'm, like,
a weirdo and that

I can't come to your normie hang

and play video games
or something.

I can play video games.
I grew up playing video games.

We know you can play
video games.

So then why wasn't I
fucking invited?

It's 'cause you just
don't like helping people, Evan.

I'm just... I mean,
the whole point was, like,

to get together and help
my boyfriend build a pool.

I'm just saying...
it's like physical labor,

and-and I asked
the people who...

You know, the whole point
was to be helpful,

and you just don't do that.

You know, you don't bring
anything to the party

'cause you think you're such a
delight that you don't have to.

- Thank you.
- This is feeling very intense.

Yeah, it kind of is.

Helmet?

- My dad says that
you're really jealous of me. - Really?

When did you start wearing blue?
Like, as soon as I started

- wearing blue. You literally
don't even like blue. - Okay.

But I'm wearing a different-
I'm wearing baby blue.

You-you, like,
hang out without me.

And then you take
that opportunity to then tell me

- that you don't like
major aspects of my personality? - [Gwen mutters]

- [Tiffany] I'm prioritizing
my peeps. - Am I right?

Literally the worst decision
I've ever made

was coming
on this field trip with you.

Do you think I'm a bad friend

after all the stuff
I do for you?

Like, listening to you talk

for hours about your boyfriend
who's losing his mind

- and building a pool by hand?
- [scoffs]

Or, I don't know, like
when I got you this job?

Oh, you got...
oh, you got me this job?

You didn't get me an interview?

'Cause I'm pretty sure
that's what happened.

That's how
you get somebody a job.

I can't believe I'm friends
with you, like, honestly.

You're lucky
you're friends with me.

- [Evan] ...probably not.
- [Gwen] I mean, you think

you got me the job.
That tells me

everything that I need to know
about what you think of me.

- What do you think
that I think about you? - That you think I'm,

like, the stupid girl that's
just kind of waiting and hoping

at home just waiting
for you to call me, like

- you're just my only friend. No.
- [indistinct chatter]

No. You are not giving this-

And if anyone's
listening to anybody

fucking bitch all the time,

it's me listening to you.

- Oh, my God.
- Let me just take this opportunity to say,

I'm not your therapist.
I should be paid

for the amount of shit
I have to talk you through.

"Is Malcolm my boyfriend?

I don't know
if I should make my boyfriend."

"Oh, my God.
No, don't text him anymore.

He's not my friend anymore."

"Oh, my God, I fucked him last
night." I cannot keep track.

[Tiffany]
Mr. Marquez, you have to send Becca home.

Just cut her out of your life!

- Okay. I'm right here.
- Whoa. I didn't say

I wanted
to cut her out of my life.

Yeah, but you guys wouldn't
be arguing all the time

if you actually were friends.

You know what, Tiffany?
Mr. Marquez thinks

that conflict is the end
of a relationship,

which is why he's unable
to engage in healthy conflict,

which is, ironically, a quality
that can end a relationship.

Maybe we're just realizing

- we're not a match, actually.
- Oh, my God.

Why is that vein bulging out
of your neck like that?

I don't know, Tiffany!
Just ask Gwen.

She knows everything
that's wrong with me.

Actually,
you are fucking insane.

Fuck through this tunnel. God!

Hey. Hey! Ss, ss. Uh, uh.

- Up. Up, up.
- What?

- Why?
- You know damn well why, perverts.

Thank you. Thank you.

Just disgusting.

I don't think they were doing
what you think they were doing.

Ooh.

You don't know the half...

of what I think they were doing.

Yeah, I just made
this pretty cool decision,

which is, I'm not gonna talk
to you anymore.

Bye!

[owl hoots]

And the ghost turns out
to be...

her brother.

Who was... who was dead.

Why? Why was he haunting her?

Because...

[loudly] Because...

- she didn't vote!
- Mm.

- Oh.
- Oh, that's pretty scary stuff, right?

- So good.
- [Grant] So, let's vote.

[Rick]
Why are you wearing those night vision goggles?

'Cause it's nighttime,
and they're badass.

[Grant]
All right, now,

we have a little tradition.
You're in for a little treat.

Come on up, Mr. Marquez
and Ms. Sanders.

Give it up!

Hello.

One, two, three, four.

[playing intro to "You Get
What You Give" by New Radicals]

♪♪ Frenemies, who when
you're down ain't your friend ♪

♪♪ Every night
we smash a Mercedes-Benz ♪

♪♪ First we run, but
then we laugh 'till we cry ♪

Here you go.

♪♪ When the night ♪

♪♪ Is falling ♪

Come on, Gwen. Just...

♪♪ When your dreams are dying ♪

- That's your part.
- ♪♪ Hold tight ♪

♪♪ You only... ♪
Just sing the song, Gwen!

No, no, I think you've got this.

So, I guess
you're not the helpful one now.

You can't help me
sing this song?

It's better solo, right?
He doesn't need me.

I don't think you need me.

I don't think we're a match.

[whispering]
Keep going, keep going.

Show must go on.

[Evan]
Okay, it is not a duet.

[strumming tune]

♪♪ You've got the music in you ♪

♪♪ Don't let go ♪

♪♪ You've got the music in you ♪

♪♪ One dance left ♪

♪♪ This world is
gonna pull through ♪

♪♪ Don't give up, you've got
a reason to live... ♪

- [laughter, chatter]
- Hey, put him down. Put him down!

- ♪♪ Can't forget ♪
- I got it.

♪♪ We only get what we give... ♪

- Go on.
- Guys, guys, stop. Please.

- [strumming]
- [Gwen speaking indistinctly]

♪♪ Health insurance,
rip off lying ♪

♪♪ FDA, big bankers buying ♪

♪♪ Fake computer crashes dining ♪

♪♪ Cloning
while they're multiplying ♪

♪♪ Fashion shoots
with Beck and Hanson ♪

♪♪ Courtney Love
and Marilyn Manson... ♪

- I think she's insane.
- This is great.

♪♪ Come around,
we'll kick your asses. ♪

[Grant]
That's it.

Okay, that's great.
That's great.

[Rick]
Fuck! I burnt another one.

Yeah, Gwen and I are fine,
I think.

Or if we're not fine,
it's her fault.

- I don't know.
- Mm-hmm. Let it out, buddy.

I'm a great listener, you know.

Yeah, look,
I got your back, man.

And if it comes
to us picking sides,

it's nothing personal. I just...

I really prefer
her company to yours.

- You prefer Gwen's company?
- Yeah.

Thank you.

[Grant groans]

- [laughs]
- Help.

- Is that your safe word?
- Help.

I think Grant needs help.

- Hey, Sharon?
- Huh?

I think I saw some boys
sitting by a makeshift

- picnic table by the restroom.
- Are you serious?

Yeah, and I think...
Now that I think about it,

there might have been a girl
over there, as well.

[gasping]

I'll be right back.

That was good.

- Oh, thank you.
- You okay?

Yeah, yeah,
every time suburban moms

come to the wilderness, and,
I don't... something happens.

Yeah.

They make cheaper
night vision goggles,

but they're not the real McCoy,
you know?

I mean, and check this out.
You fire 'em up.

- I mean, come on.
- Yeah. They're so cool.

Seriously. Every time
I watch Zero Dark Thirty,

I just pop these bad boys on.

It's like I'm right there.

You watched Zero Dark Thirty
more than once?

You know
bin Laden had five wives?

That's messed up, right?

You only need one person
in life, you know?

What are you talking about?

Sorry. I just, like...

I just... I just need
to be alone right now. I just-

I mean, is that what any of us
really want in this world?

- What?
- Give 'em a test drive.

That's all.
Just try 'em, you know. Just-

They'll really freak your bean.

- You know?
- Oh, my God. My bean.

Oh, right there, right there.
Yeah, yeah. Right there.

- [beeps]
- Ooh. - Yeah, right?

- Oh, they're so cool.
- Yeah.

Oh, I want to take these.
I'll talk to you soon.

All right. Watch it, though.

You might see things
you didn't know were there,

and that changes everything.

[Gwen]
What?

The crazy thing is
I didn't even start smoking weed

till I was 32 to help deal
with my imposter syndrome.

32? How old are you now?

[scoffs]
I know, right? Exactly.

[Grant]
You're okay. Just breathe.

Just breathe. You'll be fine.

You'll be fine.
Is anyone here a doctor?

- Gwen?
- [Grant] Parent doctor? Parent doctor?

Just breathe, breathe, breathe.

- Was it something I said?
- [Grant] Gwen, if this is

drugs, we need to know.
No shame, no judgment.

- We just need to know.
- [wheezing] It's not drugs.

It's stupid-

- It's not drugs. It's not drugs.
- [Evan] Can you call 911?

Sorry.

- Evan, do something!
- [Gwen wheezing]

Oh, my God.

Hey, where's your bag?

- [wheezes]
- Excuse me.

Stay with me, please.
Please stay with me on this.

[continues wheezing]

- [man] Oh.
- [hissing]

[gasps wheezily, exhales]

Good. Breathe.

[Gwen sobs, inhales]

- What happened?
- Latex.

- [sighs]
- The goggles. She's allergic to latex.

I didn't know.

I'm so sorry.

I was so fucking stupid.

- You're my favorite person
in the world. - [Gwen laughs]

[Gwen]
You're my favorite person.

Oh, my God.

You okay, baby?

Is she dead?

[Rick]
Guess how many bites

- I can throw this down in.
- [boy] Two!

- Two? Three?
- [boy 2] Four?

- Wrong.
- [Gwen] Look at him.

- Look at him.
- [Evan] Every time.

It's disgusting how he eats.

You should've seen him
with the pizza

at my house the other night.

Pizza?!

- I know.
- Oh, my God.

I keep discovering levels

to this incredible hang
you all had.

It's fine. I'm fine.
I'm kidding.

You know, actually, we-
everyone is coming over Sunday

if you want
to help mix concrete.

We can order pizza.

I cannot even believe
you don't want to come.

- I don't want to come.
- I knew it!

- I knew it!
- I want to be invited!

So, that- Look, we did it.
That's-

All you had to do was invite me.

- You're always invited.
- Thank you.

Thank you for the invite.
Maybe I'll come by

when the manual labor is over.

Becca? Go sit next to Tiffany.

- No, she's toxic.
- Everyone is toxic.

She's your best friend.

- Go sit with her.
- Just go sit with-

She told me it was offensive
to learn Mandarin.

'Cause you're not Japanese.

- That's the wrong country,
bitch. - You're best friends.

It's not about you anymore.
At this point,

- it's about us.
- [Evan] Best friends sit together.

What's life if you don't have

- your best friends?
- Go.

You will miss each other
when you graduate.

- I promise you.
- That's... that's good.

- All is right in the world.
- [Gwen] You...

Classic damsel-in-distress
moment, and I biffed it.

Dude, she practically died.

I don't think
she was gonna, like,

bounce back to life
and hook up with you.

- I should have been a doctor.
- I agree.

You should have been
a completely different person,

and then, I think
that this would have worked out.

- Okay, this is you.
- Yo, what up, Teach?

Oh, my God.
Sharon, where'd you come from?

What are you guys up to
next week?

We're just teaching, you know?

- Yeah.
- Just work. - [Sharon] Yeah?

Me?

Got to investigate this new
thing I've been hearing about.

- Okay. Yeah.
- Well, good luck.

I'm sure it'll be interesting.

Have you heard of a
"No Loads Refused Cum Dump"?

- Okay, well, it was
so nice to meet you. - I've got a fish to-

But we didn't exchange numbers.

[Evan]
You got to go home, Sharon.

[Gwen]
You have to go home, Sharon.

♪ So caught up in you,
little girl ♪

♪♪ And I never did
suspect a thing ♪

♪♪ So caught up in you,
little girl ♪

♪♪ That I never want
to get myself free ♪

♪♪ And baby, it's true ♪

♪♪ You're the one ♪

♪♪ Who caught me, baby,
you taught me ♪

♪♪ How good it could be ♪

♪♪ Little girl ♪

♪♪ You're the one that's got me
down on my knees ♪

♪♪ So caught up in you,
little girl ♪

♪♪ That I never want
to get myself free ♪

♪♪ And baby, it's true ♪

♪♪ You're the one ♪

♪♪ Who caught me
and taught me ♪

♪♪ You got me so caught up
in you. ♪

♪ ♪

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