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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,030 --> 00:00:06,860 Um, who's a good boy? 3 00:00:12,530 --> 00:00:14,370 Oh you bastard! 4 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:18,780 Hold her! 5 00:00:20,210 --> 00:00:23,650 Here are bitches, crayfish were not allowed to eat. 6 00:00:30,950 --> 00:00:32,450 Don't touch her! 7 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:35,930 Kitty, wow! Don't touch the dog. 8 00:00:36,010 --> 00:00:38,400 Katya, back off, it's not up to you now. 9 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:40,750 Don't move! 10 00:00:41,820 --> 00:00:43,460 - Got up! - Do not rock! 11 00:00:43,540 --> 00:00:47,640 Here this bitch with her family send for chemicals. 12 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,050 And this with them? 13 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:55,300 No, they will never be together again. To dung him. For life. 14 00:00:58,980 --> 00:01:00,220 - Went! - Move! 15 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:04,280 - Faith. - Come on, come on! Move your feet! 16 00:01:04,990 --> 00:01:08,160 We have problems. A couple of shots leaked to the city. 17 00:01:08,740 --> 00:01:11,040 - To whom? - We find out. 18 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:15,910 We will deny everything. - What if there's an inspection? 19 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:21,870 Then we'll burn everything to hell here. 20 00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:28,400 - What about people? - What people? This is bio trash. Go. 21 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:33,376 - Vera, are you in the city? I'm with you. - Sit here, I'm on business! 22 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:10,130 Look at this nightmare! 23 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:16,390 Friends, take a look at this bullshit 24 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:23,230 Using slave labor, sacred apples grown right on the edge of the Two Hills. 25 00:02:26,110 --> 00:02:28,820 And who is in charge of all this? 26 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:30,520 Is that Vera Nadezhdovna? 27 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:32,650 Mother? 28 00:02:32,770 --> 00:02:36,510 This is... This is... This is Katya Belko. 29 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:41,650 - Will we tolerate this lawlessness? - I have the same question. 30 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:46,480 How much more provocateurs will loosen our society that thrives 31 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,060 it's been a century now? 32 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:53,120 Friends, loved ones, well, well, you understand those pictures are fake. 33 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,190 And quite clumsy. 34 00:02:55,270 --> 00:03:00,560 And any second grader will do such in "Yabloshop" literally in five minutes. 35 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,540 I don't know which one to trust anymore. 36 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:07,070 My dear, do you know what is the penalty for defamation 37 00:03:07,150 --> 00:03:09,820 and a public insult to Mother City? 38 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,600 Larisa, remove the photo. 39 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:17,560 But these photos are real! I'm ready to swear on an apple! 40 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:23,830 Unfortunately, the apples are over, we're waiting for a delivery from Motzanaris. 41 00:03:23,910 --> 00:03:25,410 Will be in a couple of days. 42 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,070 I have an apple. 43 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:40,020 - Who is it? - This is one of the Supreme Mothers. 44 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:44,330 Uh, Yadviga Kristinovna. What a surprise. 45 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:50,800 Are you ready to swear are the photos real? 46 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:57,840 I swear! 47 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:05,130 And I swear they're fake. 48 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:10,650 No, real! 49 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:12,230 Enough. 50 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:19,280 Looks like we'll have to wait in Two Hills. 51 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:28,220 Lyuba, I want a second breakfast. They ate so well. 52 00:04:38,140 --> 00:04:39,750 Grandma, is everything okay? 53 00:04:42,090 --> 00:04:47,290 - Uh, why did you get up? - Frozen. 54 00:04:48,570 --> 00:04:51,860 Would you mind lending your crown cap? 55 00:04:54,680 --> 00:05:00,680 Make sector 2B brighter. Degrees 45. 56 00:05:02,660 --> 00:05:04,540 Welcome to Bishkek! 57 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,600 My motherland. 58 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:15,050 Return sector 2B to normal temperature. 59 00:05:23,970 --> 00:05:25,970 I thought you were thirsty. 60 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:30,120 I don't need anything from you. 61 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,020 And I'll drink. 62 00:05:49,670 --> 00:05:51,410 How he bored me. 63 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:58,240 Sweet fell on you. This is necessary take advantage. Have you heard of flirting? 64 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,791 I'll teach you how to manipulate men. 65 00:06:01,270 --> 00:06:04,103 This is how I put my foot... 66 00:06:04,718 --> 00:06:07,930 - ... and the butt itself protrudes like this. - Yeah. 67 00:06:08,010 --> 00:06:11,300 Mom, what kind of patriarchal obscenity is this? 68 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:13,080 We need to get out of here. 69 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,370 Mom, don't interrupt. 70 00:06:14,450 --> 00:06:17,790 - What else? - Removed hair from the face. 71 00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:20,410 - Yes. - Top buttons unbuttoned. 72 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:23,030 And she bit her lip. - Yes. 73 00:06:23,110 --> 00:06:25,875 If that doesn't work, then heavy artillery... 74 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:34,980 - Mom, are you sick? - It's called ahegau. 75 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:39,960 By the way, at the end of the oil age, this was the #1 trend in sex culture. 76 00:06:40,740 --> 00:06:42,920 Any man could be seduced. 77 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,190 Ahegau… 78 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:51,680 So, come on, clench your fist. There you go, strong. 79 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:55,870 I won't. We were taught that it is a symbol of aggression. 80 00:06:55,950 --> 00:07:00,240 That's right. We need this now aggression to shred the squirrel. 81 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,770 Well, come on, tighten up, uh. Let's! 82 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,320 Ugh, well, not so much. 83 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:13,800 No, grandfather, it's not me. 84 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:19,720 - Oh, great, grandfather. - Hello, Baron. 85 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,500 Greetings. I am Lucius, keeper of the seed. 86 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:26,320 - Your mother, another one? - You ran away, didn't you? 87 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,900 And someone doubted? 88 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:31,810 Where are the rest? Did you leave them? 89 00:07:31,890 --> 00:07:33,390 Answer. 90 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:37,610 Egoist. 91 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:40,880 Grandpa, I did it! 92 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:58,100 Yadviga Kristinovna, was it worth it to come because of such little things? 93 00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:01,890 What do you have? 94 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:07,730 Got smeared with something. 95 00:08:11,150 --> 00:08:16,950 Primacy in the city. The disappearance of the guardian. Infringement on the seed fund. 96 00:08:17,650 --> 00:08:22,490 These are not trifles. Two very annoying situation for the week. 97 00:08:23,490 --> 00:08:26,480 You might get the impression that you are a bad mother. 98 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:33,060 Yadviga Kristinovna, I am a good Mother. And I have everything under control. 99 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:37,300 I have my own coffee. The regular one doesn't take me anymore. 100 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:51,260 Yes, check. Need verification. 101 00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:54,410 I need access to all reporting, to all without exception. 102 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:57,930 Please, Claudia will provide you with everything. 103 00:08:58,010 --> 00:09:01,120 - All right, Claudia. - Yes. 104 00:09:02,070 --> 00:09:05,690 Claudia! Claudia! 105 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,410 Kostya eats bones. It's funny. 106 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:12,900 Humor courses, "Pun", the fifth lesson. 107 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:19,720 Listen, I have a semen fence tomorrow, won't you give me a lift to Two Hills? 108 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,320 There was no order. 109 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:25,730 Actually, I'm in charge here for now Vera Nadezhdovna is gone. 110 00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:30,920 Ah. Only there was no order. 111 00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:46,630 Oh Yulik, hello. 112 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:56,730 Have you ever noticed how interesting the texture of this tree, huh? 113 00:10:58,590 --> 00:10:59,810 What are you doing here? 114 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:04,210 Well, you were talking about promotion. Let's see each other more often. 115 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,750 Let's go to the tent. 116 00:11:08,970 --> 00:11:11,650 Yes, away from prying eyes. 117 00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:19,640 Well, Vera Nadezhdovna, there are no violations, girlfriends love you. 118 00:11:21,260 --> 00:11:24,910 - And I love them. - It turns out that you are a good Mother. 119 00:11:28,870 --> 00:11:31,223 How carelessly you keep an apple, my friend. 120 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:35,730 Yes, I painted a still life. 121 00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:38,281 And they said that there are no apples left in the city. 122 00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:41,620 Completely forgot about him. 123 00:11:48,430 --> 00:11:52,490 Strange taste. The legendary Greta Gold is sweeter. 124 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,350 Recently, apples who are brought from Monzanaros, 125 00:11:57,430 --> 00:12:00,740 can't stand any criticism. Now rotten, then sour. 126 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,550 Yes, yes, it happens. 127 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:08,920 Well we could grow our own, domestic. They will be even better. 128 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:16,200 Interesting. But where to grow them this is prohibited. 129 00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:22,760 But it is not necessary for everyone to know about this. 130 00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:30,529 Vera Nadezhdovna, I would like to explore the surroundings of the Two Hills. 131 00:12:30,794 --> 00:12:31,990 Tomorrow morning. 132 00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:51,760 Klava, come on. 133 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,250 Where are you going? 134 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:08,480 Yes, I want to learn this skin. Can you imagine, she stole an apple! 135 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:14,380 I myself! Always dreamed of hitting a woman. 136 00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:20,590 Come on, motherfucker! Ditch! 137 00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:28,260 It's so hot in here. 138 00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:42,930 Oh, I'm so clumsy. 139 00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:48,260 - Glad, you're acting strangely. - Do you think so? 140 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:55,992 Rad, are you ill? Is it because of the chemicals? 141 00:13:57,159 --> 00:14:00,590 Fool, I actually seduce you. 142 00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:05,380 Glad, now is not the time for lust. Vera decided to burn down the garden with us. 143 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:08,360 - We need to get out. - Let's. But as? 144 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,930 - I saw something. - Yes. 145 00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:12,010 There is one old dor… 146 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,300 Nah, bitch. 147 00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:18,220 It's all right, I'm here. 148 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:23,690 Are you completely crazy? He wanted to help us! He knew how to get out of here! 149 00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:25,270 Hmm. 150 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:53,920 Faith, are you sure? 151 00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:59,110 Of course, damn it, no! Am I killing people every day? 152 00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:05,490 You will have me dung in one smash with your filthy mouth! 153 00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:10,420 Where to put empty containers? 154 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:20,360 Hey, how do I get out of here? 155 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:26,630 Baron! Not expected, that you will come back for us. 156 00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:28,930 I'm not behind you. 157 00:15:33,110 --> 00:15:38,300 And for the most beautiful woman Moscow and the Moscow region. 158 00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:47,810 Well, without your "Kalash" you are not so brave. 159 00:15:47,890 --> 00:15:53,810 Baron, why are you breaking a comedy? The women destroyed all the cartridges a long time ago. 160 00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:55,390 Ah... 161 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,740 And I saved a couple. 162 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:04,920 Who else has extra knees, mice? 163 00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:08,890 Guys, take the pstrikalki from them. 164 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:11,430 It is high time. 165 00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:23,780 Well, young people, it's time to go home. 166 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:25,360 Have we already won? 167 00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:41,900 Hi Zoya. 168 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,340 Hello, asshole. 169 00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:14,523 I swear on my mother's heart 170 00:17:15,487 --> 00:17:21,020 be honest and fair ruler of the Two Hills. 171 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,250 Congratulations, friend. 172 00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:40,650 This is the new Lily of the Valley 6 Pro. You deserve it. 173 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:45,670 What is it? What is this advertising? 174 00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:53,610 New "Lily of the Valley 6 Pro" - even more pleasure modes. 175 00:17:56,330 --> 00:18:02,480 Bitch!! 176 00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:11,420 Faith! What... Faith, stop it! What are you... Faith! Ver! 177 00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:15,930 - She killed so many people. - I hate it! 178 00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:20,040 But it's not real, is it? - Well, of course not really. 179 00:18:20,770 --> 00:18:22,490 But it's still scary. 180 00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:24,070 What diesel. 181 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:41,310 I... I didn't know anything. Friends, I... 182 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,830 Well done, friend. Our country needs such mothers. 183 00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,830 Was it worth it to come because of such trifles? 184 00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:04,720 What do you have? 185 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,050 Connect. 186 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:21,690 Have Radu and the others been released yet? 187 00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:26,520 Exhale, girlfriend, all the troubles are already behind. 188 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:42,896 Friends and keepers of the seed of the Two Hills, 189 00:19:44,214 --> 00:19:46,540 we have experienced a terrible shock. 190 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:53,410 Our city has lost almost 15% seed fund. 191 00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:57,990 But I believe that the valiant keepers of the seed fill it up quickly. 192 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:06,420 We were betrayed by those whom we trusted uncomplainingly. 193 00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:14,110 The virginity of Two Hills has been violated uncompromising 194 00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:19,010 and barbarian penetration. The bright holiday of motherhood was overshadowed. 195 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:26,510 It won't be easy for us to recover from this horror, but I believe we can handle it, 196 00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:31,640 how we've been doing it for over 100 years with the consequences of patriarchy. 197 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:37,620 After all, even one friend is capable of prevent a global catastrophe, 198 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:41,100 Together we are capable of incredible things. 199 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:45,780 We must unite with you become one, 200 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:50,430 because we have one dream - global friendship. 201 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:54,590 We need to love each other, protect and respect. 202 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:58,700 And then the sun will rise over the Two Hills forever. 203 00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:03,240 I swear on my mother's heart it will definitely happen. 204 00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:27,310 And the last. In connection with what happened events, one thing is clear: 205 00:21:28,590 --> 00:21:31,440 over the last 100 years primates never learned anything 206 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,500 and their neighborhood is not safe. 207 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,410 And I intend to exterminate everyone. 208 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,500 Without exception. 209 00:21:45,790 --> 00:21:47,290 I love you, girlfriends. 210 00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:59,620 Lena, don't worry you said everything correctly. 211 00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:04,610 Rest for now. Tomorrow I will send new instructions. 15814

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