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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,851 --> 00:00:42,519 I don't think anyone's coming. 2 00:00:48,191 --> 00:00:49,442 Yo. 3 00:01:00,036 --> 00:01:02,162 Oh, shit! 4 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:05,332 What the fuck are you kids doing? 5 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:08,002 Off! Get your hands off! 6 00:01:08,003 --> 00:01:10,422 - Get back here! Get back here! - Yeah, bro. 7 00:01:29,316 --> 00:01:30,941 I'm glad to see you 8 00:01:30,942 --> 00:01:32,026 I had a funny dream 9 00:01:32,027 --> 00:01:35,279 And you were wearing funny shoes 10 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,407 You were going to a dance 11 00:01:38,408 --> 00:01:40,075 You were dressed like a punk 12 00:01:40,076 --> 00:01:43,413 But you are too young to remember 13 00:01:44,998 --> 00:01:47,666 I'm happy for you You've made it hard for me 14 00:01:47,667 --> 00:01:51,170 I've counted on your company 15 00:01:51,171 --> 00:01:54,632 You are staying with your friends tonight 16 00:01:54,633 --> 00:01:56,759 I'm feeling sorry for myself 17 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:01,639 I keep taking everything to be a sign 18 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,350 I'd rather be in Tokyo 19 00:02:04,351 --> 00:02:07,560 I'd rather listen to Thin Lizzy, oh 20 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:11,315 And watch The Sunday Gang in Harajuku 21 00:02:11,316 --> 00:02:12,556 There's something wrong with me 22 00:02:13,527 --> 00:02:14,903 I'm a cuckoo 23 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:31,627 Vivian! 24 00:02:31,628 --> 00:02:33,504 Go wash your hands and come eat dinner. 25 00:02:33,505 --> 00:02:35,131 Okay, Mom. 26 00:02:46,810 --> 00:02:49,104 Get out of my room, you bitch! 27 00:02:55,026 --> 00:02:57,028 Didi, eat a little more. 28 00:02:57,737 --> 00:02:58,738 I'm not hungry. 29 00:02:59,906 --> 00:03:02,700 Nai Nai, I don't want it, I don't want it... 30 00:03:02,701 --> 00:03:05,871 Boys need to eat more in order to have muscle. 31 00:03:06,538 --> 00:03:09,540 So they can become a strong man. 32 00:03:09,541 --> 00:03:11,250 Nai Nai, don't feed him. 33 00:03:11,251 --> 00:03:12,543 He can grab it himself. 34 00:03:12,544 --> 00:03:14,128 Look how skinny he is. 35 00:03:14,129 --> 00:03:17,507 If I didn't feed him, he'd be a pile of bones. 36 00:03:20,552 --> 00:03:23,013 Only one month until my little bird flies away... 37 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:25,098 Yep. 38 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,683 Don't forget to eat fruit. 39 00:03:27,684 --> 00:03:31,395 It will help your digestive system so your poop isn't so hard. 40 00:03:31,396 --> 00:03:32,938 Okay. 41 00:03:32,939 --> 00:03:34,148 And you must floss. 42 00:03:34,149 --> 00:03:36,526 You won't be able to see a dentist as easily in college. 43 00:03:36,818 --> 00:03:38,904 Is Dad gonna be home to see me before I leave? 44 00:03:41,948 --> 00:03:43,283 He doesn't know yet. 45 00:03:44,701 --> 00:03:45,702 Classic. 46 00:03:46,828 --> 00:03:49,997 When you go to college, don't go so far. 47 00:03:49,998 --> 00:03:51,999 Just go to Stanford. 48 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,334 You can live at home 49 00:03:53,335 --> 00:03:57,796 and I can cook for you every day if I haven't died yet. 50 00:03:57,797 --> 00:03:59,966 Nai Nai, don't talk like that. 51 00:04:00,175 --> 00:04:02,969 Stanford? As if he's gonna survive high school. 52 00:04:05,472 --> 00:04:07,139 Stop wearing my clothes. 53 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:08,558 "Stop wearing my clothes." 54 00:04:10,185 --> 00:04:11,311 Dumb horse. 55 00:04:12,270 --> 00:04:13,312 What'd you just call me? 56 00:04:13,313 --> 00:04:14,814 Vivian, don't be so loud. 57 00:04:15,524 --> 00:04:17,357 He just called me a whore! 58 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:19,903 I called you a horse, like your zodiac sign. 59 00:04:22,531 --> 00:04:24,448 - You wish you could be a whore. - Mom! 60 00:04:24,449 --> 00:04:25,616 Dìdi, apologize. 61 00:04:25,617 --> 00:04:26,742 Actually, no, you're more like a lizard 62 00:04:26,743 --> 00:04:28,118 with your scaly-ass eczema skin, you know that? 63 00:04:28,119 --> 00:04:30,120 Oh, yeah, fuck you, pizza face! 64 00:04:30,121 --> 00:04:31,413 Ah! 65 00:04:31,414 --> 00:04:33,165 Lizard bitch, you got stains on my sweater! 66 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:34,833 That's my sweater! 67 00:04:34,834 --> 00:04:36,794 - He literally just called me a bitch! - Bitch. 68 00:04:36,795 --> 00:04:38,796 - What is bitch? - Don't say dirty words! 69 00:04:38,797 --> 00:04:40,714 You know, you're only born because I wanted a little brother, 70 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:41,799 and I wish you died in the womb. 71 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,342 Yeah, you were only born because of a broken condom. 72 00:04:43,343 --> 00:04:45,094 You don't even know how condoms work, and you never will. 73 00:04:45,095 --> 00:04:46,845 Shut the fuck up, okay? Conversation over. I win. 74 00:04:46,846 --> 00:04:48,347 Like, you can't just decide when a conversation's- 75 00:04:48,348 --> 00:04:49,515 - Not how talking works... - I get to decide! 76 00:04:49,516 --> 00:04:51,809 - You absolute moron! - Blah, blah, blah! 77 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:53,770 - Stop yelling! - You're like a little baby! 78 00:04:58,733 --> 00:04:59,817 Look, 79 00:04:59,818 --> 00:05:03,196 what kind of a mother allows their children to behave like this? 80 00:05:04,197 --> 00:05:07,033 They scream at each other even at the dinner table. 81 00:05:07,909 --> 00:05:08,910 No class. 82 00:05:11,621 --> 00:05:13,748 You think you're so cool, 83 00:05:14,332 --> 00:05:15,333 but you're not. 84 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:18,878 Nobody likes you. 85 00:05:18,879 --> 00:05:21,088 - Hey, get back here! - I can't wait to move out! 86 00:05:21,089 --> 00:05:22,631 - Your fucking face! - I said move out already! 87 00:05:22,632 --> 00:05:23,966 Didi, dishes. 88 00:05:23,967 --> 00:05:25,217 Get over here! Stop running! 89 00:05:25,218 --> 00:05:26,970 Come back. You didn't finish eating. 90 00:05:28,096 --> 00:05:29,097 Hurry back here. 91 00:05:38,982 --> 00:05:41,026 That's what you get for... 92 00:06:13,683 --> 00:06:15,477 It's a trick. Just make this trick. 93 00:06:18,313 --> 00:06:19,314 Fuck! 94 00:06:23,527 --> 00:06:25,402 Yes! Oh, yes! 95 00:06:25,403 --> 00:06:27,905 You can't exercise after eating. 96 00:06:27,906 --> 00:06:29,324 It's bad for your stomach. 97 00:06:29,866 --> 00:06:31,660 Mom, you just ruined my clip. 98 00:06:33,078 --> 00:06:35,705 Don't put the camera on the ground. It's a bad angle. 99 00:06:36,373 --> 00:06:38,667 Your composition will be ugly. 100 00:07:15,203 --> 00:07:18,330 Every night, I see you standing on the corner 101 00:07:18,331 --> 00:07:21,876 Shaking that thing like you're playing Pop Warner 102 00:07:21,877 --> 00:07:24,546 Touchdown turnaround, play by play... 103 00:08:37,035 --> 00:08:38,827 - Ah... - Yeah, that looks good. 104 00:08:38,828 --> 00:08:40,161 That looks good. 105 00:08:40,162 --> 00:08:41,829 Hot pink? 106 00:08:41,830 --> 00:08:43,290 - Mmm-mmm. - All right. 107 00:08:43,291 --> 00:08:44,708 Baby blue? 108 00:08:44,709 --> 00:08:46,043 - Mmm-mmm. - No? 109 00:08:46,044 --> 00:08:48,046 That's, like, the best color. Green? 110 00:08:49,172 --> 00:08:50,756 - Indigo? - Yes, sir. 111 00:08:50,757 --> 00:08:54,635 Dude! Bro, Madi's gonna want to rub her tongue all over them. 112 00:08:54,636 --> 00:08:56,804 Indigo braces. 113 00:08:56,805 --> 00:08:58,264 I hope you brought some wax, dawg. 114 00:08:58,265 --> 00:08:59,598 What the fuck is the wax for? 115 00:08:59,599 --> 00:09:01,725 Fahad! Yo! 116 00:09:01,726 --> 00:09:03,811 - Fahad! - What? 117 00:09:03,812 --> 00:09:05,355 What are you wearing? 118 00:09:06,231 --> 00:09:08,440 This is, like, my normal outfit! 119 00:09:08,441 --> 00:09:10,359 Dude, camo shorts are fucking gay! 120 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:11,861 Bro, your mom is gay! 121 00:09:11,862 --> 00:09:13,904 My mom has cancer, you fucking bitch! 122 00:09:13,905 --> 00:09:16,824 - Dude, what the fuck? - I forgot, dude. 123 00:09:16,825 --> 00:09:19,660 But, bro, you can have cancer and be gay. 124 00:09:19,661 --> 00:09:20,953 But I don't think that's how it works. 125 00:09:20,954 --> 00:09:22,454 - Man, what's good? How you doing? - What's up? 126 00:09:22,455 --> 00:09:23,706 Fuck you for saying that. 127 00:09:23,707 --> 00:09:25,374 - Yeah, how you doing? What's good, Wang? - How's it going, man? 128 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:26,584 - Nice to see you again. - Lil Wang. 129 00:09:26,585 --> 00:09:28,335 - Bro. What? - Wang-Wang. 130 00:09:28,336 --> 00:09:30,087 - Hey, you crazy. - Yo, Wang-Wang in the house. 131 00:09:30,088 --> 00:09:31,672 - You know how it is. - No, but for real, though. 132 00:09:31,673 --> 00:09:33,340 Like, Lil Wayne wears camo shorts all the time. 133 00:09:33,341 --> 00:09:34,967 All right, then he's gay, then. 134 00:09:34,968 --> 00:09:36,635 Dude, everyone wears them. 135 00:09:36,636 --> 00:09:38,220 So then everyone's gay, then. 136 00:09:38,221 --> 00:09:39,638 No way y'all lost to Niles, dude. 137 00:09:39,639 --> 00:09:41,682 Yes, bro. That kid with the goatee 138 00:09:41,683 --> 00:09:43,601 hit a bomb off of Ryan in the fourth inning, like... 139 00:09:43,602 --> 00:09:45,519 Mexican Kenny? 140 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,396 I think he's Filipino. 141 00:09:47,397 --> 00:09:49,315 Nah, dude, that boy talks hella Mexican. 142 00:09:49,316 --> 00:09:50,399 Yo, what you mean by that? 143 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,484 Like, he just calls me, like, "ese" and shit. 144 00:09:52,485 --> 00:09:55,029 I swear to God, he's just all about the, like, Mexicano slang. 145 00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:56,697 - Like, I don't know. - That's so weird. 146 00:09:56,698 --> 00:09:58,866 Wait, hold on. Hold up. Did I tell you about Rishi? 147 00:09:58,867 --> 00:10:00,784 - Who's Rishi? - It's just, like, baseball shit. 148 00:10:00,785 --> 00:10:02,328 - You don't got to worry about it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 149 00:10:02,329 --> 00:10:03,412 What about him, though? 150 00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:05,289 Dude, he shit his pants during practice. 151 00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:07,416 And he was all like, "My mom's pulling a prank on me. 152 00:10:07,417 --> 00:10:09,043 She put poop in my pants again." 153 00:10:09,044 --> 00:10:10,461 Dude, what do you mean by "again," though? 154 00:10:10,462 --> 00:10:12,254 Yo, bro, where have you been? 155 00:10:12,255 --> 00:10:14,381 I've been hyping you up too much, bruh. 156 00:10:14,382 --> 00:10:15,841 What's good, Hardeep? 157 00:10:15,842 --> 00:10:16,927 Sup, virgins? 158 00:10:17,552 --> 00:10:18,677 Dude, you're not a virgin? 159 00:10:18,678 --> 00:10:20,304 Nah, I fricked your mom! 160 00:10:20,305 --> 00:10:22,097 - Dude. No, dude. - What? 161 00:10:22,098 --> 00:10:23,682 Bro, his mom has cancer. 162 00:10:23,683 --> 00:10:26,018 Oh, uh, my bad. Uh, uh, is she, is she okay? 163 00:10:26,019 --> 00:10:27,144 No, she got cancer. 164 00:10:27,145 --> 00:10:29,271 I'm sorry for your loss. Yo, Jade! 165 00:10:29,272 --> 00:10:30,356 She's still alive. 166 00:10:30,357 --> 00:10:32,399 Jade, this is my boy I've been telling you about. 167 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:36,111 He's the most freshest, flyest Pakistani in all of Fremont. 168 00:10:36,112 --> 00:10:38,155 - That's Jade. She's a real one. - Hey, what's up? 169 00:10:38,156 --> 00:10:39,823 - And that's Ellie. - Uh, hi. 170 00:10:39,824 --> 00:10:41,408 She's a dumb bitch. 171 00:10:41,409 --> 00:10:43,160 - Wait, what was your name again? - Fahad. 172 00:10:43,161 --> 00:10:44,662 - Fuckwad. - Bro, shut up. 173 00:10:44,663 --> 00:10:46,038 These are my friends right here. 174 00:10:46,039 --> 00:10:47,665 We got Wang-Wang, Soup. 175 00:10:47,666 --> 00:10:49,500 - Your name is Soup? - Well, my real name is Jimmy, 176 00:10:49,501 --> 00:10:51,293 - but everyone just calls me Soup. - Why? 177 00:10:51,294 --> 00:10:53,128 His house just, like, always smells like soup. 178 00:10:53,129 --> 00:10:55,464 Yeah, my mom cooks hella kimchi-jjigae. 179 00:10:55,465 --> 00:10:56,840 You know, radish soup, ox bone soup. 180 00:10:56,841 --> 00:10:59,635 - All the Korean classics. - Oh, that sounds good. 181 00:10:59,636 --> 00:11:01,971 So, I heard you have some really good stories. 182 00:11:01,972 --> 00:11:03,305 Yeah, I mean, like, they a'ight. 183 00:11:03,306 --> 00:11:04,848 Nah, they hecka funny. 184 00:11:04,849 --> 00:11:06,559 He's gonna be the first brown EGOT winner. 185 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:07,643 I'm calling it. 186 00:11:07,644 --> 00:11:09,562 My mom loves David Letterman. 187 00:11:09,563 --> 00:11:11,647 Hey, can you, like, call me in, like, a minute? 188 00:11:11,648 --> 00:11:13,983 - Dude, why? - Just... Just call me. 189 00:11:13,984 --> 00:11:15,360 A'ight, whatever, man. 190 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,970 Madi, come here. You have to see this. 191 00:11:42,971 --> 00:11:44,722 Georgia. 192 00:11:44,723 --> 00:11:47,558 Shaking that thing like you're playing Pop Warner 193 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:49,603 Touchdown turnaround... 194 00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:51,854 Hey. 195 00:11:51,855 --> 00:11:53,732 Yo, why'd you ask me to call you? 196 00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:57,319 - Yeah, don't worry about it. - Okay, bye, pookie. 197 00:11:59,362 --> 00:12:01,113 So Hardeep starts pissing in the river, right? 198 00:12:01,114 --> 00:12:02,823 And Wang-Wang starts filming him. 199 00:12:02,824 --> 00:12:04,950 And then he uploads it to YouTube 200 00:12:04,951 --> 00:12:06,869 and titles it "Hardeep Pissing in the River." 201 00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:08,621 And he sends it to us, and we're like, 202 00:12:08,622 --> 00:12:10,497 "All right, yeah. That shit go." 203 00:12:10,498 --> 00:12:13,125 But then a few days later, I get a call from Hardeep, 204 00:12:13,126 --> 00:12:15,085 and he's like, "Yo, breh!" 205 00:12:15,086 --> 00:12:17,463 "Can you tell your boy to take that video of me pissing down?" 206 00:12:17,464 --> 00:12:19,089 "My dad saw it, and he's, like, fucking heated, cuh." 207 00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:20,883 I said "frickin'." I haven't cussed since sixth grade. 208 00:12:20,884 --> 00:12:22,009 All right, whatever. "Frickin'." 209 00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:23,510 So I text Wang-Wang to take the video down, 210 00:12:23,511 --> 00:12:24,595 and he's like, "Okay." 211 00:12:24,596 --> 00:12:26,222 But then the next day, 212 00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:28,390 this motherfucker calls me again, 213 00:12:28,391 --> 00:12:30,434 and bro's like, "Hey, can you tell your boy" 214 00:12:30,435 --> 00:12:32,186 "to take that video of me down for real?" 215 00:12:32,187 --> 00:12:34,480 "I just got another brown butt whupping." 216 00:12:34,481 --> 00:12:37,066 And I was like, "I did." 217 00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:38,984 And he was like, "Well, he didn't do it." 218 00:12:38,985 --> 00:12:40,361 "He just changed the title to 219 00:12:40,362 --> 00:12:43,447 'Gagandeep Gupta Pissing in the River.'" 220 00:12:43,448 --> 00:12:46,325 Your total is 96.59. 221 00:12:46,326 --> 00:12:48,494 Holy shit. 222 00:12:48,495 --> 00:12:51,080 Yo, um, I-I got to pee. I'll be back. 223 00:12:51,081 --> 00:12:52,706 All right, dude, just, like, hurry up though. 224 00:12:52,707 --> 00:12:54,292 - My mom's gonna be here soon. - Okay. 225 00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:56,920 I don't believe it! 226 00:13:06,513 --> 00:13:07,763 Come in. 227 00:13:07,764 --> 00:13:09,766 - What? - It's unlocked. 228 00:13:10,684 --> 00:13:13,143 No, I c... I could just wait until you're done. 229 00:13:13,144 --> 00:13:14,521 Can you go get that? 230 00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:21,069 Can I help you? 231 00:13:22,487 --> 00:13:24,905 Uh... Uh, yeah. 232 00:13:24,906 --> 00:13:27,157 I-I just, I just thought that was, like, the restroom, 233 00:13:27,158 --> 00:13:29,076 so I was kind of, like, yeah, you know, 234 00:13:29,077 --> 00:13:31,412 - knocking on doors and stuff. - It's okay. 235 00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:32,622 I like your shirt. 236 00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:37,335 - Thanks. - Hayley Williams, I love her. 237 00:13:38,628 --> 00:13:40,714 Yeah, yeah. I-I love Hayley Williams, too. 238 00:13:41,464 --> 00:13:42,882 Madi, come on. 239 00:13:42,883 --> 00:13:44,009 Okay. 240 00:13:44,718 --> 00:13:46,198 Do you want to come hang out with us? 241 00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:49,638 Um, sure. 242 00:13:49,639 --> 00:13:50,891 Okay, come here. 243 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:01,192 07/29/08, baby. 244 00:14:01,193 --> 00:14:03,110 You're finally 15 like me. 245 00:14:03,111 --> 00:14:05,196 - Happy birthday. We love you. - Happy birthday. 246 00:14:05,197 --> 00:14:06,697 - We love you. - Miss you so much. 247 00:14:06,698 --> 00:14:08,616 - Wish you were here. Mwah. - Mwah. Mwah. 248 00:14:08,617 --> 00:14:11,869 We wish you could've been here, but we hope you're having fun. 249 00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:13,997 - Bye! - Bye! 250 00:14:15,582 --> 00:14:17,625 I look fugly. 251 00:14:17,626 --> 00:14:18,710 No, you don't. 252 00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:21,588 You want to try? 253 00:14:22,088 --> 00:14:23,215 Sure. 254 00:14:24,466 --> 00:14:26,468 So, you know each other? 255 00:14:27,302 --> 00:14:30,012 Um, yeah. You look familiar. 256 00:14:30,013 --> 00:14:31,973 You go to Horner, right? 257 00:14:32,933 --> 00:14:35,018 Yeah, but, um, not anymore. 258 00:14:36,186 --> 00:14:38,980 Uh, I just graduated. So, uh, yeah, thank God. 259 00:14:39,981 --> 00:14:41,565 Um, yeah. 260 00:14:41,566 --> 00:14:43,652 Horner kind of, like, sucks dick, you know? 261 00:14:45,737 --> 00:14:46,987 I liked Horner. 262 00:14:46,988 --> 00:14:48,864 Yeah, I thought Horner was fun. 263 00:14:48,865 --> 00:14:52,701 Pay the bus fare Or we find a new reason... 264 00:14:52,702 --> 00:14:54,412 Uh, what was your name again? 265 00:14:55,747 --> 00:14:59,417 I'm Chris, but, um, all my friends just call me Wang-Wang. 266 00:15:00,794 --> 00:15:01,962 What should I call you? 267 00:15:03,255 --> 00:15:04,588 Um... 268 00:15:04,589 --> 00:15:06,507 You can just call me Wang-Wang. 269 00:15:06,508 --> 00:15:07,633 Wang-Wang? 270 00:15:07,634 --> 00:15:09,301 Isn't that, like, the sound a duck makes? 271 00:15:09,302 --> 00:15:11,179 You know, like, "Wang-Wang." 272 00:15:14,724 --> 00:15:16,809 Oh, uh, oh, okay, um... 273 00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:18,060 Uh, uh... 274 00:15:18,061 --> 00:15:21,063 Sorry, um, I-I probably... I-I got to go. 275 00:15:21,064 --> 00:15:24,526 But, um, thanks for letting me just, like, hang out with you guys for a bit. 276 00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:27,444 Yeah. Okay, bye. 277 00:15:27,445 --> 00:15:28,530 I love that song. 278 00:15:29,656 --> 00:15:32,116 Oh. Yeah, uh, me, too. 279 00:15:32,117 --> 00:15:33,492 You have good taste in music. 280 00:15:33,493 --> 00:15:34,619 Are we Facebook friends? 281 00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:37,038 Um... 282 00:15:37,998 --> 00:15:39,415 I'm not sure. 283 00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,334 Okay, well, you should add me. 284 00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:45,004 Is so comforting now Did the Earth just slam... 285 00:15:45,005 --> 00:15:46,256 Okay. 286 00:15:46,882 --> 00:15:48,465 Okay. Bye. 287 00:15:48,466 --> 00:15:50,217 And I know it 288 00:15:50,218 --> 00:15:52,428 Won't undo their past 289 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:55,180 By walking and talking backwards... 290 00:15:55,181 --> 00:15:56,473 Weren't you leaving? 291 00:15:56,474 --> 00:15:58,309 Um, yeah. 292 00:15:58,310 --> 00:16:00,770 I just... Just give me a second. 293 00:16:01,563 --> 00:16:03,689 Pay the bus fare or we find a new reason 294 00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:06,775 A new way of living and we shout it out 295 00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:08,903 And try to dream again 296 00:16:08,904 --> 00:16:10,363 Hey, now, now... 297 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:22,917 Dìdi! 298 00:16:22,918 --> 00:16:24,252 What? 299 00:16:25,045 --> 00:16:26,922 - Dìdi! - What? 300 00:16:27,589 --> 00:16:29,089 Dinner's ready! 301 00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:30,841 Okay, I'm coming! 302 00:16:30,842 --> 00:16:33,303 Hurry up then. The food's getting cold. 303 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,905 Chris! 304 00:16:52,906 --> 00:16:54,657 Oh, my... What? Ow! 305 00:16:54,658 --> 00:16:56,325 I swear to God, 306 00:16:56,326 --> 00:16:58,869 if you ever pee in my lotion again, 307 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:01,330 I'm gonna period in your mouth. 308 00:17:01,331 --> 00:17:02,498 What the fuck? 309 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,334 Ow! 310 00:17:05,585 --> 00:17:07,045 Ew! 311 00:17:08,046 --> 00:17:09,047 Mom! 312 00:17:17,096 --> 00:17:22,183 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 313 00:17:22,184 --> 00:17:24,855 Old people can't afford to fall. 314 00:17:25,564 --> 00:17:28,899 So we have to stretch and stay active. 315 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,359 Nai Nai. 316 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,863 Nai Nai, look at the camera. 317 00:17:33,446 --> 00:17:35,407 Don't film me. 318 00:17:36,199 --> 00:17:37,533 I'm so ugly. 319 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,294 What are you talking about? You're beautiful. 320 00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:41,787 Nai Nai. You're 20 years old. 321 00:17:41,788 --> 00:17:43,998 I ugly. 322 00:17:43,999 --> 00:17:45,708 No, you're beautiful. 323 00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:46,959 You're beautiful. 324 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,043 No, you're beautiful. 325 00:17:48,044 --> 00:17:50,255 - I love you! - No, I love you. 326 00:18:17,115 --> 00:18:18,282 Dìdi? 327 00:18:18,283 --> 00:18:19,575 What? 328 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,119 Can you look at something? 329 00:18:21,953 --> 00:18:22,954 Hmm? 330 00:18:24,706 --> 00:18:25,790 Look. 331 00:18:26,499 --> 00:18:29,920 Did you know that I like to do the dance... 332 00:18:30,462 --> 00:18:31,922 What do you think? 333 00:18:34,507 --> 00:18:39,262 I want to submit it to the National Art Competition. 334 00:18:41,139 --> 00:18:42,265 Uh... 335 00:18:42,849 --> 00:18:45,477 - Hmm? - I look stupid. 336 00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:51,899 Every day, go to school Do the dance, talk the girls 337 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,150 Exercise, be the good guy... 338 00:18:53,151 --> 00:18:55,028 What are you watching? 339 00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:57,155 Nothing. 340 00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,908 Why is he talking like this? 341 00:19:01,535 --> 00:19:04,203 Don't copy him, okay? You should speak normally. 342 00:19:04,204 --> 00:19:06,831 Mom, j-just stop nagging me. 343 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,666 I'm not nagging you. 344 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:10,126 I'm just caring. 345 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,548 Don't be foolish like them. 346 00:19:15,549 --> 00:19:17,967 Get off the dance floor and start doing your chores 347 00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:20,470 It's Sunday afternoon! 348 00:19:25,684 --> 00:19:27,727 It's Sunday afternoon... 349 00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:32,065 Yeah! Korea, number one! 350 00:19:35,318 --> 00:19:36,610 Who's up? 351 00:19:36,611 --> 00:19:38,613 Damn. 352 00:19:40,031 --> 00:19:42,283 I'm thinking you. Come on, get in here. 353 00:19:42,284 --> 00:19:43,785 - Ooh. - Can't handle this. 354 00:19:47,873 --> 00:19:49,541 Fight! 355 00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:55,754 - Hit him! Hit him in the chest! - Think of Bruce Lee! 356 00:19:55,755 --> 00:19:57,298 - Hit him in the chest! - Hey, no face shots! 357 00:19:57,299 --> 00:19:58,619 - What the hell? - My bad, my bad. 358 00:19:59,217 --> 00:20:01,052 Go, Wang-Wang! 359 00:20:02,262 --> 00:20:03,679 It's Sunday afternoon 360 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,682 And there are a few things that I have to do... 361 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:09,518 Get off me! 362 00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:11,228 Then I'll head down to the mall... 363 00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:12,521 What are you doing? 364 00:20:12,522 --> 00:20:13,981 What the hell? 365 00:20:13,982 --> 00:20:16,609 Whoa! 366 00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:18,653 - He bit my nipple. - You fucked him up. 367 00:20:19,738 --> 00:20:21,239 Why were you guys fighting? 368 00:20:24,201 --> 00:20:25,576 We were just playing. 369 00:20:25,577 --> 00:20:28,245 Playing? This is playing? 370 00:20:28,246 --> 00:20:32,124 See? You let them go out and this happens. 371 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:36,170 Children are supposed to be playing with crickets by the creek 372 00:20:36,171 --> 00:20:38,672 or hide and seek in the backyard 373 00:20:38,673 --> 00:20:42,176 and your son is fighting people like a gangster. 374 00:20:42,177 --> 00:20:43,844 If the police sees, 375 00:20:43,845 --> 00:20:46,555 they're going to think you beat him and take him away. 376 00:20:46,556 --> 00:20:50,100 Then he can't get treatment for the wound and he'll go blind 377 00:20:50,101 --> 00:20:52,520 and if he's blind he can't go to college. 378 00:20:52,521 --> 00:20:55,397 If he doesn't go to college, he won't find a good job. 379 00:20:55,398 --> 00:20:59,026 If he doesn't find a good job, he won't find a beautiful wife 380 00:20:59,027 --> 00:21:00,319 and he won't be able to have children. 381 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,197 And the Wang family legacy is over! 382 00:21:03,198 --> 00:21:05,784 Nai Nai. You're too dramatic. 383 00:21:06,826 --> 00:21:09,870 If my son were home, 384 00:21:09,871 --> 00:21:13,040 this sort of thing would never happen. 385 00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:14,459 Well he's not here. 386 00:21:16,836 --> 00:21:17,837 Dìdi? 387 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,048 Does it hurt? 388 00:21:21,049 --> 00:21:22,675 Nai Nai, no. 389 00:21:22,676 --> 00:21:27,013 You pesky kids... 390 00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:29,933 getting through to you is hopeless. 391 00:21:30,559 --> 00:21:31,643 Nai Nai's leaving. 392 00:21:33,019 --> 00:21:34,020 Forget it. 393 00:21:35,564 --> 00:21:36,773 Does it hurt? 394 00:21:37,983 --> 00:21:39,526 Mom, I just told you I'm fine. 395 00:21:40,694 --> 00:21:41,695 Okay, then. 396 00:21:42,112 --> 00:21:45,115 Press it against your eye. Don't remove it. 397 00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:55,834 Such a stubborn boy. 398 00:24:07,716 --> 00:24:09,259 Fuck. 399 00:25:11,238 --> 00:25:14,115 STARTING COLLEGE 400 00:25:21,915 --> 00:25:22,915 Mom, can you not? 401 00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:24,458 Mom, umbrellas are for rain. 402 00:25:24,459 --> 00:25:26,043 The sun is very strong today. 403 00:25:26,044 --> 00:25:27,204 It's bad for your complexion. 404 00:25:27,671 --> 00:25:29,506 She's so annoying. So embarrassing. 405 00:25:33,051 --> 00:25:34,635 Did you put on lotion today? 406 00:25:34,636 --> 00:25:36,638 Your skin is very dry. 407 00:25:37,514 --> 00:25:39,474 Can you not comment on my body? 408 00:25:40,475 --> 00:25:41,560 God. 409 00:25:58,785 --> 00:26:00,202 Come on, Cory, keep up. 410 00:26:00,203 --> 00:26:02,246 Shut up, bro. I'm coming. 411 00:26:02,247 --> 00:26:03,581 You hella slow. 412 00:26:03,582 --> 00:26:05,165 Hey, push faster. Come on. 413 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:06,876 I'm not trying to drop my soda. 414 00:26:06,877 --> 00:26:08,336 Why you always lag? 415 00:26:09,462 --> 00:26:11,590 - Holy shit. - Oh, that was sketchy, but I'll take it. 416 00:26:13,258 --> 00:26:15,175 - Okay, okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 417 00:26:15,176 --> 00:26:16,761 All right, kick flip. 418 00:26:18,430 --> 00:26:19,848 That's how it's done. 419 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,683 Wrap it up. 420 00:26:23,351 --> 00:26:26,229 Got lucky on that one. All right. 421 00:26:27,606 --> 00:26:28,689 What's up? 422 00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:30,399 At a convenience store 423 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,567 Working the counter making minimum dough 424 00:26:31,568 --> 00:26:32,651 Uh, hi. 425 00:26:32,652 --> 00:26:36,113 Selling discount smokes to the neighborhood folk... 426 00:26:36,114 --> 00:26:37,199 Hi. 427 00:26:39,117 --> 00:26:40,492 These, uh... 428 00:26:40,493 --> 00:26:41,578 These guys are really good. 429 00:26:42,704 --> 00:26:45,206 Yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah. Thank you. 430 00:26:45,207 --> 00:26:47,082 You guys, like, sponsored? 431 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,584 - Almost, bro. - You wish. 432 00:26:48,585 --> 00:26:50,628 I've been trying to get these clips for this Berrics thing 433 00:26:50,629 --> 00:26:53,255 that's coming up next month, but we don't really have, like, a filmer 434 00:26:53,256 --> 00:26:54,757 - at the moment. - Once we got them clips. 435 00:26:54,758 --> 00:26:57,718 I just need like two more tricks for my sponsor me tape, and I'm good. 436 00:26:57,719 --> 00:26:58,969 Oh, yeah. After that, we going up. 437 00:26:58,970 --> 00:27:00,471 - Oh, that's the dream, bro. - Yeah. 438 00:27:00,472 --> 00:27:01,597 I mean, 439 00:27:01,598 --> 00:27:03,599 um, if you guys, like, need a filmer, 440 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:04,975 I-I film. 441 00:27:04,976 --> 00:27:06,560 - You film? - Yeah. 442 00:27:06,561 --> 00:27:08,354 - Like, skateboarding? - Yeah, skateboarding. 443 00:27:08,355 --> 00:27:09,605 You film skateboarding? 444 00:27:09,606 --> 00:27:10,731 I... Yes, I film. 445 00:27:10,732 --> 00:27:12,066 It's kind of perfect, 'cause, uh, 446 00:27:12,067 --> 00:27:14,151 we don't really kick it with our filmer at the moment. 447 00:27:14,152 --> 00:27:16,363 Oh. Yeah, what happened? 448 00:27:17,322 --> 00:27:18,822 - That bro died. - He's gone. 449 00:27:18,823 --> 00:27:20,741 Yeah, rest in peace, bro. 450 00:27:20,742 --> 00:27:22,244 Oh, yeah, I'm-I'm sorry. 451 00:27:23,161 --> 00:27:25,287 Bruh, I'm fucking with you, bro. 452 00:27:25,288 --> 00:27:26,580 He fucked my girlfriend, 453 00:27:26,581 --> 00:27:28,123 so we just kind of stopped kicking it. 454 00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:29,208 - He's dead to us. - You know what I mean? 455 00:27:29,209 --> 00:27:30,960 You let him fuck your girl, bruh. 456 00:27:30,961 --> 00:27:32,170 Hey, what's your name, man? 457 00:27:34,256 --> 00:27:35,257 I'm, uh... 458 00:27:36,675 --> 00:27:38,467 - I'm-I'm Chris. - Chris? 459 00:27:38,468 --> 00:27:40,261 Donovan, man. Pleasure. 460 00:27:40,262 --> 00:27:42,012 This is Cory. Nugget. 461 00:27:42,013 --> 00:27:43,430 - What's up? - All right, right on, man. 462 00:27:43,431 --> 00:27:44,723 - We'll hit you up. - Nice to meet you. 463 00:27:44,724 --> 00:27:46,726 Just please do not fuck my girlfriend. 464 00:27:47,310 --> 00:27:48,352 Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it. 465 00:27:48,353 --> 00:27:49,603 I got, I got a girlfriend. 466 00:27:49,604 --> 00:27:51,730 - Oh, you... - Oh, he got a shorty. 467 00:27:51,731 --> 00:27:53,023 Where you go get you a girl? 468 00:27:53,024 --> 00:27:54,108 All right, man, well, 469 00:27:54,109 --> 00:27:55,776 uh, you got, like, a YouTube or something I could look up? 470 00:27:55,777 --> 00:27:57,863 I'll check out your videos when I get home. 471 00:27:58,613 --> 00:28:00,155 Uh... 472 00:28:00,156 --> 00:28:01,616 Fuck. 473 00:28:19,342 --> 00:28:20,384 - It's lit. - All right. All right. 474 00:28:20,385 --> 00:28:21,510 - Go, go. - Go, come on. 475 00:28:21,511 --> 00:28:23,262 - Hey, yo, let's go. Inhale. - I'll try it. 476 00:28:23,263 --> 00:28:24,597 - Wow. - Wu-Tang that shit. 477 00:28:24,598 --> 00:28:25,681 Wu-Tang it. 478 00:28:25,682 --> 00:28:28,018 - Yeah! Yeah! - No way! 479 00:28:47,537 --> 00:28:51,707 This semester, Max joined the marching band. 480 00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:53,542 He does badminton... 481 00:28:53,543 --> 00:28:54,960 soccer... 482 00:28:54,961 --> 00:28:59,173 and still has a 4.0 GPA. 483 00:28:59,174 --> 00:29:01,634 Weighted. 484 00:29:01,635 --> 00:29:04,679 Oh, Max. You are great. 485 00:29:06,514 --> 00:29:08,599 You too, Shiu Fang. 486 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,977 Juggling all that must be stressful for you. 487 00:29:11,978 --> 00:29:13,854 His father helps with so much of it. 488 00:29:13,855 --> 00:29:16,774 I could never handle it all myself. 489 00:29:16,775 --> 00:29:18,401 Oh, I see. 490 00:29:19,819 --> 00:29:23,239 And Vivian is going to UCLA next year, right? 491 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,865 Oh, UCSD. 492 00:29:24,866 --> 00:29:25,951 Oh. 493 00:29:26,701 --> 00:29:28,452 Decent enough. 494 00:29:28,453 --> 00:29:29,996 And what about Chris? 495 00:29:31,873 --> 00:29:34,000 Chris... skates. 496 00:29:34,834 --> 00:29:35,834 Ah. 497 00:29:35,835 --> 00:29:37,920 And... he makes videos. 498 00:29:37,921 --> 00:29:40,006 Making videos is not bad. 499 00:29:40,674 --> 00:29:43,342 Like a movie director. Like Ang Lee. 500 00:29:43,343 --> 00:29:45,011 Yeah. 501 00:29:45,929 --> 00:29:47,888 You're my little Ang Lee. 502 00:29:47,889 --> 00:29:49,098 Mmm-hmm. 503 00:29:49,099 --> 00:29:52,853 Maybe one day he'll thank me in his Oscars speech. 504 00:29:54,855 --> 00:29:55,938 Chris... 505 00:29:55,939 --> 00:29:58,607 Finding success as an artist is not easy. 506 00:29:58,608 --> 00:30:00,151 Just ask your mother. 507 00:30:03,446 --> 00:30:06,324 Has Chris started PSAT prep yet? 508 00:30:06,950 --> 00:30:07,950 Oh, uh... 509 00:30:07,951 --> 00:30:09,910 Not yet. It's early, no? 510 00:30:09,911 --> 00:30:11,495 Early? 511 00:30:11,496 --> 00:30:14,039 Chris should have started last year. 512 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,293 You should take him to Max's tutor. 513 00:30:17,294 --> 00:30:18,377 I'll give you his number. 514 00:30:18,378 --> 00:30:20,296 Oh, that'd be great, I'd really appreciate that... 515 00:30:20,297 --> 00:30:21,590 Yo, Wang-Wang. 516 00:30:22,173 --> 00:30:24,758 What's up, fool? Don't even trip, dude. 517 00:30:24,759 --> 00:30:26,135 Fuck them hoes. 518 00:30:26,136 --> 00:30:28,470 You a handsome motherfucker, man. 519 00:30:28,471 --> 00:30:30,097 You got strong-ass teeth. 520 00:30:30,098 --> 00:30:31,724 You look good in shorts. 521 00:30:31,725 --> 00:30:34,102 That's why Madi likes you, baby! 522 00:30:36,354 --> 00:30:38,939 Dude, she sent you a winky face. 523 00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:40,524 Do you know what that means? 524 00:30:40,525 --> 00:30:42,234 She wants your wang. I swear to God on my life, 525 00:30:42,235 --> 00:30:43,527 - she wants your wang. - Bro, what? No. 526 00:30:43,528 --> 00:30:45,487 Dude, she's probably just trying to be, like, nice or something, bro. 527 00:30:45,488 --> 00:30:47,489 - Wow! - No, she is not. 528 00:30:47,490 --> 00:30:49,074 - You cannot take a hint. - Bro, Madi could literally be 529 00:30:49,075 --> 00:30:50,826 touching your shlong right now, and you'd be like, 530 00:30:50,827 --> 00:30:53,037 "Oh, guys, I don't know if Madi likes me or not." 531 00:30:53,038 --> 00:30:54,330 - It's so true, bro. - Like, bro, come on. 532 00:30:54,331 --> 00:30:55,706 You guys never take hints. 533 00:30:55,707 --> 00:30:57,374 Dude, dude, she's definitely just trying to be nice, bro. 534 00:30:57,375 --> 00:30:58,667 - There's no way. - Shut the fuck up. All right, respond. 535 00:30:58,668 --> 00:31:00,388 - What are you gonna say? - All right, um... 536 00:31:01,504 --> 00:31:02,839 Uh-huh. 537 00:31:03,423 --> 00:31:04,465 Can you type any faster? 538 00:31:04,466 --> 00:31:05,884 Bro, hold on. 539 00:31:07,677 --> 00:31:09,011 All right, is that good? 540 00:31:09,012 --> 00:31:11,055 Dude, no. 541 00:31:11,056 --> 00:31:12,223 Are you serious? 542 00:31:12,224 --> 00:31:13,390 - Nah. - What? 543 00:31:13,391 --> 00:31:16,560 Bro, oh, my... For the love of God, please let me talk to her for you. 544 00:31:16,561 --> 00:31:18,854 - No, bro. This is... - What the fuck is that? 545 00:31:18,855 --> 00:31:20,397 - This is fine, bro. - What is that? 546 00:31:20,398 --> 00:31:21,565 No, it's not fine. 547 00:31:21,566 --> 00:31:23,275 - You have no game, bro. - Nah, bro. 548 00:31:23,276 --> 00:31:24,485 - Come on, bro. - Dude, come on. 549 00:31:24,486 --> 00:31:25,986 I could get you this girl right now. 550 00:31:25,987 --> 00:31:27,905 - Bro, I... - Dude, please. 551 00:31:27,906 --> 00:31:29,365 One sentence. One sentence. 552 00:31:29,366 --> 00:31:30,741 - Fine. One sentence. - All right. Let's go. 553 00:31:30,742 --> 00:31:32,410 - One. - All right. 554 00:31:34,079 --> 00:31:36,205 How about "get boba"? 555 00:31:36,206 --> 00:31:37,290 Come on, that's good. 556 00:31:38,583 --> 00:31:40,584 - Okay, cool. Fine. Whatever. - All right. Cool. 557 00:31:40,585 --> 00:31:42,003 Let's do this real quick. 558 00:31:44,130 --> 00:31:45,548 Bro! Bro, you can't... 559 00:31:45,549 --> 00:31:47,132 Dude, give me my fucking phone! 560 00:31:47,133 --> 00:31:49,802 Hold his ass down! Soup, hold his ass down! 561 00:31:49,803 --> 00:31:50,970 - Hold him down! - Give me my fucking phone back. 562 00:31:50,971 --> 00:31:53,013 - Give me my fucking phone back. - Oh, shit. 563 00:31:53,014 --> 00:31:54,723 - Hold him down! - Give me the phone, dude. 564 00:31:54,724 --> 00:31:56,600 I'm not fucking playing around. Give me the phone. 565 00:31:56,601 --> 00:31:58,310 Yo, what are you saying, bro? 566 00:31:58,311 --> 00:31:59,728 - Sound like a bitch, boy. - Ow! 567 00:31:59,729 --> 00:32:02,022 - No, what are you... - I thought you were stronger than this. 568 00:32:02,023 --> 00:32:03,649 - Come on. - Little bitch, bro. 569 00:32:03,650 --> 00:32:04,942 Oh, hi, Nai Nai. 570 00:32:04,943 --> 00:32:06,570 Hey. Hello. 571 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,281 Apple. Eat. 572 00:32:10,282 --> 00:32:11,407 Thank you. 573 00:32:11,408 --> 00:32:12,491 Nai Nai, help. 574 00:32:12,492 --> 00:32:13,826 Very good! 575 00:32:13,827 --> 00:32:15,911 - Your boyfriend, sexy time. - Good friend. 576 00:32:15,912 --> 00:32:17,246 Come on, dance for your grandma. 577 00:32:17,247 --> 00:32:18,330 Nai Nai... 578 00:32:18,331 --> 00:32:19,874 I can dance too! 579 00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:21,917 Thank you. I love you. 580 00:32:21,918 --> 00:32:23,085 - I love you, too. - Bye-bye. 581 00:32:23,086 --> 00:32:24,337 Get off me. 582 00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:26,381 Done. 583 00:32:27,007 --> 00:32:28,507 What did you say? What did you say? 584 00:32:28,508 --> 00:32:29,758 - Bro, come on! - I don't know, dude. 585 00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:31,468 We'll find out. 586 00:32:31,469 --> 00:32:32,845 Oh! 587 00:32:32,846 --> 00:32:34,555 What? Wait, what'd she say? 588 00:32:34,556 --> 00:32:36,473 - What'd she say? - Oh, whoa. 589 00:32:36,474 --> 00:32:37,767 Come on! 590 00:32:40,145 --> 00:32:41,271 Just thank me later, bro. 591 00:33:10,133 --> 00:33:12,176 How to kiss like a pro. 592 00:33:12,177 --> 00:33:13,762 Are you a good kisser? 593 00:33:13,887 --> 00:33:15,888 Anybody can be with the right technique. 594 00:33:15,889 --> 00:33:18,766 Step one: clean your mouth. 595 00:33:18,767 --> 00:33:21,936 Brush your teeth, floss, and use mouthwash. 596 00:33:21,937 --> 00:33:24,730 Bad breath is the ruination of kissing. 597 00:33:24,731 --> 00:33:28,442 Step two: sit with your partner, preferably in private. 598 00:33:28,443 --> 00:33:29,652 Public displays 599 00:33:29,653 --> 00:33:31,654 of affection may be fun for you, 600 00:33:31,655 --> 00:33:34,949 but they make everyone else uncomfortable. 601 00:33:34,950 --> 00:33:36,825 You don't want to do that. 602 00:33:36,826 --> 00:33:40,037 Step three: relax and clear your mind. 603 00:33:40,038 --> 00:33:42,748 Focus only on the person in front of you. 604 00:33:42,749 --> 00:33:45,918 Angle your face to avoid crunching noses. 605 00:33:45,919 --> 00:33:49,213 Lean into the person until your lips touch. 606 00:33:49,214 --> 00:33:53,092 Keep lip contact soft and gentle in the beginning. 607 00:33:53,093 --> 00:33:54,552 Oh. 608 00:33:54,553 --> 00:33:56,887 Step four: open your mouth enough 609 00:33:56,888 --> 00:33:59,974 to slowly slide your tongue into your partner's mouth. 610 00:33:59,975 --> 00:34:03,435 Just remember to keep it slow and soft, 611 00:34:03,436 --> 00:34:05,729 not darting or invasive. 612 00:34:05,730 --> 00:34:08,065 Don't forget to breathe through your nose. 613 00:34:08,066 --> 00:34:11,528 Nothing ruins a good make-out like falling unconscious. 614 00:34:13,655 --> 00:34:15,530 Do or do not. 615 00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:17,575 There is no try. 616 00:34:17,576 --> 00:34:18,784 What was that? 617 00:34:18,785 --> 00:34:20,452 Yoda. 618 00:34:20,453 --> 00:34:21,788 Oh, yeah, Yoda. 619 00:34:24,707 --> 00:34:26,126 Have you never seen Star Wars? 620 00:34:27,085 --> 00:34:28,543 I've seen Star Wars. 621 00:34:28,544 --> 00:34:29,713 What color's Yoda? 622 00:34:32,048 --> 00:34:33,049 Uh... 623 00:34:33,925 --> 00:34:35,510 I don't know. Like a... 624 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:38,095 - Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. - Like a... 625 00:34:38,096 --> 00:34:40,389 um, like a metallic chrome? 626 00:34:40,390 --> 00:34:43,392 - A metallic chrome? - Yeah. 627 00:34:43,393 --> 00:34:44,560 No. 628 00:34:46,937 --> 00:34:49,773 Like a-a... a bright yellow? 629 00:34:49,774 --> 00:34:51,025 No, that... no. 630 00:34:51,026 --> 00:34:53,528 - Okay, I've never seen Star Wars. - Yeah. 631 00:34:54,613 --> 00:34:57,698 How have you seen A Walk to Remember 632 00:34:57,699 --> 00:34:59,117 but not Star Wars? 633 00:35:00,744 --> 00:35:02,536 I don't know. I think my sister probably, like, 634 00:35:02,537 --> 00:35:04,163 made me watch it or something. 635 00:35:04,164 --> 00:35:05,749 I didn't realize you had a sister. 636 00:35:07,459 --> 00:35:09,085 Yeah, I have a sister. 637 00:35:10,378 --> 00:35:13,757 She... older or younger? 638 00:35:14,466 --> 00:35:15,716 She's older. 639 00:35:15,717 --> 00:35:17,010 Nice. 640 00:35:20,263 --> 00:35:23,390 I have an older brother, so that's why... 641 00:35:23,391 --> 00:35:25,226 - Yeah. - I was wondering. 642 00:35:25,227 --> 00:35:26,520 Are you two close? 643 00:35:27,729 --> 00:35:29,688 Um, yeah. 644 00:35:29,689 --> 00:35:31,232 Yeah, I'd say so. 645 00:35:31,233 --> 00:35:34,235 I mean, we were close before he left for college, 646 00:35:34,236 --> 00:35:37,489 so I don't really get to see him that much anymore. 647 00:35:39,407 --> 00:35:40,784 Are you close with your sister? 648 00:35:45,247 --> 00:35:46,331 Yeah. 649 00:35:51,044 --> 00:35:53,504 - Hey, I have a gift for you. - A gift? 650 00:35:53,505 --> 00:35:55,382 - A gift. - For me? 651 00:35:57,884 --> 00:36:00,220 - What is it? - It's an eraser. 652 00:36:00,929 --> 00:36:03,097 - An eraser? - Yeah, it's got the big side, 653 00:36:03,098 --> 00:36:04,557 - and then it's got... - The little side. 654 00:36:04,558 --> 00:36:06,433 A little... The roller side. It rolls. 655 00:36:06,434 --> 00:36:08,936 - Oh, that's... that's really cool. - Yeah. 656 00:36:08,937 --> 00:36:10,312 Thank you. 657 00:36:10,313 --> 00:36:12,190 - Yeah. - I like it. 658 00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:16,945 Can I ask you a serious question? 659 00:36:22,742 --> 00:36:24,077 Sure. 660 00:36:25,412 --> 00:36:26,663 You've seen Jaws, right? 661 00:36:31,793 --> 00:36:32,918 - No? - No. 662 00:36:32,919 --> 00:36:34,420 Wow. 663 00:36:34,421 --> 00:36:36,548 Um, okay. 664 00:36:37,299 --> 00:36:39,174 What about... 665 00:36:39,175 --> 00:36:40,552 E.T.? 666 00:36:42,012 --> 00:36:44,055 - Yeah, I've seen E.T. - Okay. Okay, good. 667 00:36:45,015 --> 00:36:48,184 Let's see who can do a better E.T. impression. 668 00:36:48,185 --> 00:36:49,351 Okay. 669 00:36:49,352 --> 00:36:50,936 - You go first. - You go first. Jinx. 670 00:36:50,937 --> 00:36:52,314 Okay, now you have to go first. 671 00:36:55,775 --> 00:36:56,860 Okay. 672 00:36:57,402 --> 00:36:58,986 Just an E.T. impression, right? 673 00:36:58,987 --> 00:37:00,237 If you've seen the movie, you'll know. 674 00:37:00,238 --> 00:37:01,780 Yeah, I've seen the movie. 675 00:37:01,781 --> 00:37:03,366 E.T. 676 00:37:04,576 --> 00:37:05,702 Um... 677 00:37:19,674 --> 00:37:21,342 You have not seen E.T. before. 678 00:37:21,343 --> 00:37:22,718 I definitely have seen E.T. 679 00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:24,470 No, you definitely haven't if that was your impression. 680 00:37:24,471 --> 00:37:27,014 That's the sound he makes at, like, the end credits. 681 00:37:27,015 --> 00:37:28,433 Yeah, okay. 682 00:37:35,065 --> 00:37:36,191 You know... 683 00:37:38,068 --> 00:37:40,237 you're pretty cute for an Asian. 684 00:37:52,916 --> 00:37:55,001 Have you ever played the nervous game before? 685 00:37:56,711 --> 00:37:57,921 No. 686 00:38:01,716 --> 00:38:02,926 Are you nervous? 687 00:38:06,930 --> 00:38:08,056 Are you nervous? 688 00:38:14,145 --> 00:38:15,856 Are you nervous? 689 00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:21,319 Are you nervous? 690 00:38:26,324 --> 00:38:27,701 Are you nervous? 691 00:38:29,870 --> 00:38:31,496 Are you nervous? 692 00:38:33,415 --> 00:38:35,207 Yes. What? 693 00:38:35,208 --> 00:38:37,293 - Yes. - Oh. 694 00:38:37,294 --> 00:38:39,628 Yes, I-I mean, I am nervous. I just... 695 00:38:39,629 --> 00:38:41,171 Can you, um... 696 00:38:41,172 --> 00:38:42,590 - Sorry. - Yeah, I-I'm sorry. 697 00:38:42,591 --> 00:38:44,091 - No, it's okay, it's okay. - Because I-I freaked out 698 00:38:44,092 --> 00:38:45,175 - a little bit. - It's okay. It's okay. 699 00:38:45,176 --> 00:38:46,510 I'm just... I-I'm sorry. 700 00:38:46,511 --> 00:38:48,071 You don't have to apologize. It's okay. 701 00:38:48,805 --> 00:38:50,223 Really. 702 00:39:26,134 --> 00:39:27,427 Where were you? 703 00:39:28,678 --> 00:39:30,055 Nowhere. 704 00:39:31,973 --> 00:39:34,351 Hanging out with Fahad and Soup? 705 00:39:37,270 --> 00:39:40,105 - No. - Okay, so what were you doing? 706 00:39:40,106 --> 00:39:42,441 It's not like you have any other friends. And also, no one likes you. 707 00:39:42,442 --> 00:39:44,027 Shut the fuck up! 708 00:39:46,363 --> 00:39:48,031 Why are you always so mean to me, huh? 709 00:39:50,158 --> 00:39:51,243 What? 710 00:39:51,910 --> 00:39:52,910 I can't wait for you to leave 711 00:39:52,911 --> 00:39:55,288 so I don't have to see your ugly face again. 712 00:40:45,714 --> 00:40:47,215 Bro, how'd things go with Madi? 713 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,386 - Good. - What do you mean "good"? 714 00:40:52,387 --> 00:40:54,430 Like, good or... good? 715 00:40:54,431 --> 00:40:55,515 You know what I'm saying? 716 00:40:58,852 --> 00:41:00,978 - She touched my wiener. - No. 717 00:41:00,979 --> 00:41:02,814 No way she gave you a hand job. 718 00:41:04,232 --> 00:41:05,691 I'm fucking proud of you, dude. 719 00:41:05,692 --> 00:41:08,277 For the first time in my life, I'm actually proud of you. 720 00:41:08,278 --> 00:41:10,029 Good shit, dude. 721 00:41:10,030 --> 00:41:11,156 Finally. 722 00:41:15,744 --> 00:41:17,786 Imaginary girl 723 00:41:17,787 --> 00:41:19,955 This is a song for you 724 00:41:19,956 --> 00:41:21,540 Sorry it took forever... 725 00:41:21,541 --> 00:41:23,168 Oh. 726 00:41:24,669 --> 00:41:26,128 Hurry up. 727 00:41:26,129 --> 00:41:27,838 It was the least I could do 728 00:41:27,839 --> 00:41:30,884 Better late than never 729 00:41:32,093 --> 00:41:33,552 Out of the water 730 00:41:33,553 --> 00:41:35,596 You appeared like a dream to me... 731 00:41:35,597 --> 00:41:37,056 Oh, that's so cute. 732 00:41:37,057 --> 00:41:38,349 Can you take a photo of all of us? 733 00:41:38,350 --> 00:41:40,559 And I wanna thank you 734 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,062 Imaginary girl 735 00:41:43,063 --> 00:41:45,022 You really blow my mind 736 00:41:45,023 --> 00:41:47,024 You got to be joking... 737 00:41:47,025 --> 00:41:48,817 Wait. 738 00:41:48,818 --> 00:41:50,903 Give us, like, a "one, two, three" or something. 739 00:41:50,904 --> 00:41:52,321 Come on. 740 00:41:52,322 --> 00:41:53,781 Come on, bro. 741 00:41:53,782 --> 00:41:55,700 Aren't you, like, the camera guy? 742 00:41:57,577 --> 00:41:59,662 One, two, 743 00:41:59,663 --> 00:42:01,039 three. 744 00:42:02,123 --> 00:42:03,916 Like, do they just walk onto the crime scene, 745 00:42:03,917 --> 00:42:06,502 like, slip, like, "Oh, shit. Fuck." 746 00:42:06,503 --> 00:42:08,254 "What the hell is that?" 747 00:42:08,255 --> 00:42:09,922 "Semen!" 748 00:42:09,923 --> 00:42:12,258 It's like, dude, what are burglars even doing these days? 749 00:42:12,259 --> 00:42:14,051 How do you even think of this stuff? 750 00:42:14,052 --> 00:42:16,805 - You write what you know. - Isn't that Dave Chappelle? 751 00:42:17,764 --> 00:42:19,139 We should look at those shoes 752 00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:21,184 - that we saw at the mall the other day. - Oh, yeah. 753 00:42:22,435 --> 00:42:24,061 You're quiet. 754 00:42:24,062 --> 00:42:25,772 Yeah, quit being weird, bro. 755 00:42:26,523 --> 00:42:28,482 - I'm not being weird. - Just a little bit. 756 00:42:28,483 --> 00:42:30,025 You're just kind of, like, silent over there. 757 00:42:30,026 --> 00:42:31,902 - Mmm-hmm. - Okay. 758 00:42:31,903 --> 00:42:34,281 Um, do you have any funny stories? 759 00:42:35,866 --> 00:42:37,408 Uh... 760 00:42:37,409 --> 00:42:38,785 Why are you looking at me? 761 00:42:41,121 --> 00:42:42,538 Uh... 762 00:42:42,539 --> 00:42:43,939 There's-there's the squirrel story. 763 00:42:44,499 --> 00:42:46,292 Please don't do... Don't fucking do that. 764 00:42:46,293 --> 00:42:48,002 Wait, what's the squirrel story? 765 00:42:48,003 --> 00:42:49,920 It's nothing. It's just, like, not a great story. 766 00:42:49,921 --> 00:42:51,171 No, no, no, tell us. 767 00:42:51,172 --> 00:42:53,008 - You have to tell us. - Yeah. 768 00:42:54,509 --> 00:42:56,468 Don't listen to him. What's the squirrel story? 769 00:42:56,469 --> 00:42:57,846 Go on, tell us. 770 00:42:58,763 --> 00:43:01,557 Okay, well, um, there-there's this, 771 00:43:01,558 --> 00:43:03,100 there's this one time we were, uh, 772 00:43:03,101 --> 00:43:05,394 we were walking through the park, you know, 773 00:43:05,395 --> 00:43:07,855 and, uh, I saw this dead squirrel on the floor, 774 00:43:07,856 --> 00:43:09,356 and, uh, I thought it'd be funny 775 00:43:09,357 --> 00:43:11,192 if I showed it to my friends. 776 00:43:11,193 --> 00:43:13,152 So, um, I picked it up, 777 00:43:13,153 --> 00:43:15,404 and-and I-I put it in my backpack, 778 00:43:15,405 --> 00:43:17,656 and then, and then, you know, 779 00:43:17,657 --> 00:43:19,491 we-we got to the park. 780 00:43:19,492 --> 00:43:20,612 I-I pulled out the squirrel. 781 00:43:22,037 --> 00:43:24,163 And it was, like, you know, super dead and stuff, 782 00:43:24,164 --> 00:43:25,790 and they were like, "Holy crap." 783 00:43:26,791 --> 00:43:28,459 I'm pretty sure that's dead. 784 00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:29,710 Bro, it's been dead. 785 00:43:29,711 --> 00:43:31,503 And then after that, we're gonna, we're gonna bury it. 786 00:43:31,504 --> 00:43:34,382 You know? But, uh, my buddy, Soup... 787 00:43:35,508 --> 00:43:37,259 he pours this, like, energy drink 788 00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:39,762 into the squirrel's mouth, and then-then, like, 789 00:43:39,763 --> 00:43:41,347 it starts, like, spazzing out, it starts freaking out, 790 00:43:41,348 --> 00:43:43,224 and everyone's like... 791 00:43:43,225 --> 00:43:44,808 And then my other friend, he, like, 792 00:43:44,809 --> 00:43:46,018 grabs it by the tail, and he starts, like, 793 00:43:46,019 --> 00:43:47,978 swinging it around like Indiana Jones. 794 00:43:47,979 --> 00:43:49,104 Looks like an absolute, 795 00:43:49,105 --> 00:43:50,523 like, psycho, you know? 796 00:43:50,524 --> 00:43:52,564 He's, like, chasing us. We're running away from him. 797 00:43:53,610 --> 00:43:56,111 - What the fuck? Oh, shit! - Yo. 798 00:43:56,112 --> 00:43:57,488 And then the... and then, like, 799 00:43:57,489 --> 00:43:59,573 the-the tail, like, pops off, and then, like, 800 00:43:59,574 --> 00:44:01,116 the squirrel, like, goes flying. 801 00:44:01,117 --> 00:44:02,952 But he's-he's still holding, he's still holding the tail. 802 00:44:02,953 --> 00:44:04,620 Just the squirrel, you know... 803 00:44:04,621 --> 00:44:06,914 Like, you know? And... 804 00:44:06,915 --> 00:44:09,333 It was, like, really, really, it was really crazy. 805 00:44:09,334 --> 00:44:10,793 Um... 806 00:44:10,794 --> 00:44:13,212 What the fuck? 807 00:44:13,213 --> 00:44:15,047 Wait, so did you bury it or no? 808 00:44:15,048 --> 00:44:17,800 No, we, um, we put it in someone's mailbox and... 809 00:44:17,801 --> 00:44:19,468 - No, I would stop there. - Okay. 810 00:44:19,469 --> 00:44:22,429 Um, I'm pretty sure that's animal cruelty. 811 00:44:22,430 --> 00:44:23,889 You know her mom works for PETA, right? 812 00:44:23,890 --> 00:44:25,516 - She could send you to juvie. - Mmm-hmm. 813 00:44:25,517 --> 00:44:26,601 Oh. 814 00:44:27,310 --> 00:44:28,895 Okay. Sorry. 815 00:44:30,355 --> 00:44:32,314 - Dumb bitch. - Whoa. 816 00:44:32,315 --> 00:44:34,483 Okay, I can't believe you just said that. 817 00:44:34,484 --> 00:44:36,610 What? I don't know. I'm just kidding. 818 00:44:36,611 --> 00:44:38,028 - Kidding? - Uh, she called her that before. 819 00:44:38,029 --> 00:44:39,154 - Bro. - Like, I thought it was, 820 00:44:39,155 --> 00:44:40,281 - like, her nickname or something. - No. 821 00:44:40,282 --> 00:44:42,909 Are you serious? You think my nickname is "dumb bitch"? 822 00:44:43,910 --> 00:44:45,745 - Yeah. No. Sorry. - No. 823 00:44:46,830 --> 00:44:48,540 I can't believe he said that. 824 00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:52,711 There's my mom. 825 00:44:54,087 --> 00:44:55,963 Um, some friends are coming over right now 826 00:44:55,964 --> 00:44:58,257 to watch a movie, if you want to come. 827 00:44:58,258 --> 00:44:59,550 Yeah, for sure. 828 00:44:59,551 --> 00:45:01,135 Uh, I think there's only room 829 00:45:01,136 --> 00:45:02,888 for one more in the car, though. 830 00:45:03,805 --> 00:45:05,097 - Oh, okay. Um... - But if you want, 831 00:45:05,098 --> 00:45:06,807 you could take the bus and meet us there. 832 00:45:06,808 --> 00:45:09,060 Dude, you're- you're cool with taking the bus, right? 833 00:45:11,354 --> 00:45:12,981 All right. Later, dude. 834 00:45:13,982 --> 00:45:15,025 Bye. 835 00:45:15,942 --> 00:45:18,068 Yeah, go for it. 836 00:45:18,069 --> 00:45:20,113 Wait, can we tell Soup to come? 837 00:45:23,533 --> 00:45:24,701 I'm so sorry. 838 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,404 Please enjoy this Verizon ringback tone 839 00:46:02,405 --> 00:46:03,525 while your party is reached. 840 00:46:07,327 --> 00:46:08,912 Dìdi. 841 00:46:11,331 --> 00:46:12,832 Dìdi. 842 00:46:14,334 --> 00:46:15,544 Are you okay? 843 00:46:18,922 --> 00:46:20,257 Fine. 844 00:46:21,883 --> 00:46:24,177 You look sad. 845 00:46:27,430 --> 00:46:28,556 Are you sad? 846 00:46:28,557 --> 00:46:30,267 I'm fine. 847 00:46:35,564 --> 00:46:38,358 If you're not fine, you can also tell me. 848 00:46:39,067 --> 00:46:40,693 Can we fake it 849 00:46:40,694 --> 00:46:43,195 Can we make believe? 850 00:46:43,196 --> 00:46:44,864 I'm so full of love 851 00:46:44,865 --> 00:46:47,199 It deeply sickens me 852 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,618 But all I can do is close my eyes 853 00:46:49,619 --> 00:46:51,453 And cross my heart 854 00:46:51,454 --> 00:46:52,997 And hope to die 855 00:46:52,998 --> 00:46:54,582 'Cause you don't fucking listen... 856 00:46:54,583 --> 00:46:56,417 Mom! 857 00:46:56,418 --> 00:46:59,421 I can't focus on driving when it's so loud. 858 00:47:13,935 --> 00:47:15,562 - Mom? - Yeah? 859 00:47:17,814 --> 00:47:18,940 Did you fart? 860 00:47:20,275 --> 00:47:21,401 No. 861 00:47:22,194 --> 00:47:23,820 Oh, my God, you farted. 862 00:47:24,946 --> 00:47:27,489 Maybe I did. I am not sure. 863 00:47:27,490 --> 00:47:29,242 Unlock the window. 864 00:47:30,368 --> 00:47:32,077 Well, uh, it's broken. 865 00:47:32,078 --> 00:47:35,122 It's broken? Oh, my God. 866 00:47:35,123 --> 00:47:36,957 Sorry. 867 00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:39,002 It smells like shit. 868 00:47:45,008 --> 00:47:47,968 Are you smelling it? 869 00:47:47,969 --> 00:47:49,720 I'm helping you. 870 00:47:49,721 --> 00:47:51,223 I'm sniffing the fart away. 871 00:47:53,850 --> 00:47:55,268 The salad I ate today. 872 00:47:57,604 --> 00:47:58,604 Okay. 873 00:47:58,605 --> 00:47:59,689 All gone. 874 00:48:09,241 --> 00:48:11,076 Have you eaten yet? 875 00:48:15,038 --> 00:48:16,247 Order number 42. 876 00:48:16,248 --> 00:48:17,957 Eat slower. 877 00:48:17,958 --> 00:48:22,420 You have to let the saliva soak in the food. 878 00:48:22,921 --> 00:48:23,963 Ah... 879 00:48:23,964 --> 00:48:25,756 How did I give birth to a little dog? 880 00:48:25,757 --> 00:48:26,841 Close your mouth. 881 00:48:27,926 --> 00:48:28,926 Ah. 882 00:48:28,927 --> 00:48:30,803 Hey. 883 00:48:30,804 --> 00:48:33,181 Don't show your ABC. 884 00:48:43,567 --> 00:48:44,859 What are you doing? 885 00:48:44,860 --> 00:48:46,027 Eating. 886 00:48:51,324 --> 00:48:52,825 Number 43, your order is ready. 887 00:48:52,826 --> 00:48:54,119 You're so Asian. 888 00:48:55,161 --> 00:48:56,788 Number 43. 889 00:49:04,504 --> 00:49:06,964 I talked to Shiu Fang Ah Yi's tutor today. 890 00:49:06,965 --> 00:49:08,048 Mom. 891 00:49:08,049 --> 00:49:09,174 It could be good for you. 892 00:49:09,175 --> 00:49:10,259 Stop. 893 00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:11,343 Mom. 894 00:49:11,344 --> 00:49:12,428 I already signed you up. 895 00:49:12,429 --> 00:49:13,512 I told you this before. 896 00:49:13,513 --> 00:49:14,597 I already paid. 897 00:49:14,598 --> 00:49:15,682 I am not go... 898 00:49:21,188 --> 00:49:22,314 You're late. 899 00:49:23,899 --> 00:49:25,066 Come sit down. 900 00:49:32,365 --> 00:49:34,158 Josh, go back to work. 901 00:49:34,159 --> 00:49:36,452 Dude, stop. 902 00:49:36,453 --> 00:49:38,079 Our moms are friends. 903 00:51:17,596 --> 00:51:19,138 - Give it to me. - Quit nagging me, Nai Nai. 904 00:51:19,139 --> 00:51:20,848 Mom. Mom, can you give me ride? 905 00:51:20,849 --> 00:51:22,433 See? This is why the house is so chaotic. 906 00:51:22,434 --> 00:51:24,185 - Because you never let me help. - Stop pushing me... 907 00:51:24,186 --> 00:51:25,269 Mom? 908 00:51:25,270 --> 00:51:27,188 - I'm almost done washing them. - You really are an incompetent mother. 909 00:51:27,189 --> 00:51:28,829 No wonder my son doesn't want to be home. 910 00:51:32,402 --> 00:51:35,739 Will you go away for one second? 911 00:51:37,616 --> 00:51:38,825 You are such a burden. 912 00:51:39,951 --> 00:51:42,370 What? You think I'm a burden? 913 00:51:42,954 --> 00:51:46,999 All I offer to do is help because clearly you can't handle it. 914 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,835 And if it weren't for my son working, making money, 915 00:51:49,836 --> 00:51:51,837 this family would have nothing 916 00:51:51,838 --> 00:51:53,924 and we would all be homeless. 917 00:51:55,759 --> 00:51:57,719 I'm the reason this house is a home. 918 00:51:58,511 --> 00:51:59,512 Not you. 919 00:52:00,263 --> 00:52:01,264 Not him. 920 00:52:02,390 --> 00:52:03,391 It's me. 921 00:52:07,187 --> 00:52:08,772 I know you find me unworthy. 922 00:52:10,190 --> 00:52:11,191 But I swear... 923 00:52:11,900 --> 00:52:14,485 If you don't stop criticizing me, 924 00:52:14,486 --> 00:52:16,403 I will kick you out. 925 00:52:16,404 --> 00:52:18,072 I'll take you. Come on. 926 00:52:18,073 --> 00:52:19,156 Do you understand? 927 00:52:19,157 --> 00:52:20,242 I am done. 928 00:52:33,046 --> 00:52:34,381 You okay? 929 00:52:43,014 --> 00:52:45,432 Wait, this is where you and your friends hang out? 930 00:52:45,433 --> 00:52:47,351 - Business parking lots? - Yeah. 931 00:52:47,352 --> 00:52:50,355 - You could just park right over here. - Okay. 932 00:52:52,399 --> 00:52:53,483 Okay. 933 00:52:55,193 --> 00:52:56,361 Um... 934 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,907 Thanks for, uh, driving me. 935 00:53:02,742 --> 00:53:03,910 No problem. 936 00:53:06,037 --> 00:53:10,542 Um, I think I'm gonna stay out for a while, too. 937 00:53:11,459 --> 00:53:15,255 So just give me a call later if you need a ride. 938 00:53:16,089 --> 00:53:17,382 Or anything, okay? 939 00:53:18,258 --> 00:53:19,551 Okay. 940 00:53:28,685 --> 00:53:30,644 - There he is. Sup, bro? - Yo, bruh. 941 00:53:30,645 --> 00:53:31,854 - What's good? - How's it going? 942 00:53:31,855 --> 00:53:33,147 - How's it going? - Chillin'. 943 00:53:33,148 --> 00:53:34,732 Yo, what's up, what's up, what's up? 944 00:53:34,733 --> 00:53:37,014 - How's it going? How's it going? - Let's get these clips. 945 00:53:44,576 --> 00:53:46,953 Get that shit. Yep. 946 00:53:49,456 --> 00:53:51,457 Good shit, bruh. 947 00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:52,959 Right here. 948 00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,294 I mean, my shirt clean. 949 00:53:55,295 --> 00:53:57,213 - Smell this shit. Fuck yeah. - Hey. 950 00:53:57,214 --> 00:53:58,797 Like it, yeah. 951 00:53:58,798 --> 00:54:01,383 Hey, Nugget, look at this dick I drew. 952 00:54:01,384 --> 00:54:03,094 Sacred heart... 953 00:54:05,055 --> 00:54:07,139 - The veins and shit in there. - Bro, what? 954 00:54:07,140 --> 00:54:08,474 I got some ball sack. 955 00:54:08,475 --> 00:54:10,017 Hey, right here, right here. 956 00:54:10,018 --> 00:54:11,936 It's coming. 957 00:54:11,937 --> 00:54:13,854 - Weak! - Hey, run it back. 958 00:54:13,855 --> 00:54:15,231 Hey, both of you guys. 959 00:54:15,232 --> 00:54:16,857 - You, you... - Oh, my- 960 00:54:16,858 --> 00:54:18,817 - and you. Out! - Come on. 961 00:54:18,818 --> 00:54:21,237 - RENT-A-COP: I've seen you here before. - How you doing, man? 962 00:54:21,238 --> 00:54:22,404 Fun time is over. 963 00:54:22,405 --> 00:54:23,906 - No, no, no. - Hey, yo, Chris. 964 00:54:23,907 --> 00:54:25,866 Film that shit. Film that shit right there. 965 00:54:25,867 --> 00:54:28,077 - You are done. - "You're done, sonny son." 966 00:54:28,078 --> 00:54:29,495 Yes, you. 967 00:54:29,496 --> 00:54:31,914 Ah, right here, right here, right here. 968 00:54:31,915 --> 00:54:33,749 Yeah, land that shit. 969 00:54:33,750 --> 00:54:35,584 - Yeah! - Let's go! 970 00:54:35,585 --> 00:54:38,128 Go, go! 971 00:54:38,129 --> 00:54:40,215 Let's get the fuck out of here! 972 00:54:51,017 --> 00:54:54,019 No, love doesn't always 973 00:54:54,020 --> 00:54:59,150 Boomerang 974 00:55:02,779 --> 00:55:04,822 Bruh, that security guard could not keep up. 975 00:55:04,823 --> 00:55:06,448 You just juked the fuck out of him, bro. 976 00:55:06,449 --> 00:55:07,867 We got to see that shit. 977 00:55:07,868 --> 00:55:09,326 You clipping your nails back there, bro? 978 00:55:09,327 --> 00:55:10,786 It's good, bro. I'm catching 'em. 979 00:55:10,787 --> 00:55:13,080 Way to kill the vibe, bro. That's hella trifling. 980 00:55:13,081 --> 00:55:14,748 You can't be doing shit like that in people whip. 981 00:55:14,749 --> 00:55:17,167 Bro, I got to cut my toenails, I'm gonna cut my toenails, bro. 982 00:55:17,168 --> 00:55:19,378 Hey, Chris, you got that clip of me, though? 983 00:55:19,379 --> 00:55:21,255 - Oh, yeah, I-I got that clip. - Yeah. 984 00:55:21,256 --> 00:55:22,840 That clip was killer as fuck. 985 00:55:22,841 --> 00:55:24,466 Yeah, baby. 986 00:55:24,467 --> 00:55:27,052 That shit was wet, bro. That shit... oh, man. 987 00:55:27,053 --> 00:55:28,596 I got the throw-down, the jukes. 988 00:55:28,597 --> 00:55:30,639 Stomped that shit, bolts. That's my opener, man. 989 00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,516 You were, like, you were, like, all up in his face, too. 990 00:55:32,517 --> 00:55:33,851 You know, you could've, like, could've, like, 991 00:55:33,852 --> 00:55:35,020 fucked him up or something. 992 00:55:36,396 --> 00:55:37,813 Yeah, I'm-I'm more about peaceful shit. 993 00:55:37,814 --> 00:55:39,106 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 994 00:55:39,107 --> 00:55:40,483 Like, I'm on that Zen path. 995 00:55:41,568 --> 00:55:43,986 Hey, you good to send me that clip later, though? 996 00:55:43,987 --> 00:55:45,362 Yeah, I'll-I'll send you that clip. 997 00:55:45,363 --> 00:55:46,614 I'm probably gonna, like, film 998 00:55:46,615 --> 00:55:48,324 some other clips before that, though, 999 00:55:48,325 --> 00:55:50,034 and, like, edit it together, you know, like, mix it up. 1000 00:55:50,035 --> 00:55:51,493 - Okay. - We got, we got motherfucking 1001 00:55:51,494 --> 00:55:53,871 Spike Jonze or some shit over here. 1002 00:55:53,872 --> 00:55:55,372 - About to edit that shit up. - You a fucking hater, bro. 1003 00:55:55,373 --> 00:55:56,916 Hey, respect his craft, bro. 1004 00:55:56,917 --> 00:55:58,834 Chris, thank you for pulling up on us today. 1005 00:55:58,835 --> 00:56:00,961 We-we really need you, you know what I'm saying? 1006 00:56:00,962 --> 00:56:02,254 Yeah, you been doing your thing. 1007 00:56:02,255 --> 00:56:03,714 I appreciate you for coming out. 1008 00:56:03,715 --> 00:56:05,926 Yeah, that's what's up. 1009 00:56:17,646 --> 00:56:19,397 Mom? 1010 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:24,444 Mama? 1011 00:56:29,115 --> 00:56:30,450 Nai Nai? 1012 00:56:36,331 --> 00:56:37,415 Mom? 1013 00:56:42,295 --> 00:56:44,088 Nai Nai! 1014 00:56:44,089 --> 00:56:46,091 Nai Nai. What happened? 1015 00:57:08,321 --> 00:57:12,117 I lay there for almost three hours. 1016 00:57:13,702 --> 00:57:15,829 I call, I call... 1017 00:57:18,164 --> 00:57:20,666 Nobody responded. 1018 00:57:20,667 --> 00:57:22,335 Nai Nai, it's okay. 1019 00:57:25,839 --> 00:57:28,133 How many years do I have left? 1020 00:57:30,385 --> 00:57:32,888 I won't even be here... 1021 00:57:34,222 --> 00:57:36,892 To see Chris graduate high school. 1022 00:57:37,893 --> 00:57:39,853 That won't happen, Nai Nai. 1023 00:57:40,896 --> 00:57:43,689 You two can feel free to leave. 1024 00:57:43,690 --> 00:57:44,774 Let Nai Nai rest. 1025 00:57:45,942 --> 00:57:47,110 Okay. 1026 00:57:49,154 --> 00:57:51,615 Hey, um, can you give me a hand with something? 1027 00:58:02,834 --> 00:58:04,169 So... 1028 00:58:05,587 --> 00:58:08,173 Who are those people you've been hanging out with? 1029 00:58:12,844 --> 00:58:14,137 Friends. 1030 00:58:15,222 --> 00:58:17,098 What do you guys do when you hang out? 1031 00:58:20,602 --> 00:58:22,395 Just skate. 1032 00:58:23,396 --> 00:58:24,481 Just skate? 1033 00:58:27,484 --> 00:58:30,987 Well, promise me you won't do anything stupid. 1034 00:58:32,364 --> 00:58:33,615 Okay. 1035 00:58:50,173 --> 00:58:51,173 Make sure to keep your subject 1036 00:58:51,174 --> 00:58:52,299 in the center of the frame. 1037 00:58:52,300 --> 00:58:53,969 Yeah, buddy. Let's go! 1038 00:58:55,428 --> 00:58:56,845 - Ah, that was it! - Oh, come on. 1039 00:58:56,846 --> 00:59:00,100 I wanna hold your hands tonight 1040 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,227 - Back 'em up. - Let's go. 1041 00:59:03,228 --> 00:59:05,813 I wanna walk you home from school 1042 00:59:05,814 --> 00:59:06,898 Yo! 1043 00:59:08,024 --> 00:59:09,149 Yeah. 1044 00:59:09,150 --> 00:59:12,153 I wanna take you on a date 1045 00:59:12,946 --> 00:59:14,030 Nice. 1046 00:59:15,407 --> 00:59:16,448 Oh. 1047 00:59:16,449 --> 00:59:18,117 I wanna treat you like a fool 1048 00:59:18,118 --> 00:59:19,952 You got it, bro. You got it. 1049 00:59:19,953 --> 00:59:21,037 Oh! 1050 00:59:22,539 --> 00:59:23,956 My good intentions, you'll see... 1051 00:59:23,957 --> 00:59:25,958 Dude, that was buttery. 1052 00:59:25,959 --> 00:59:27,960 Don't touch. Don't touch. Don't touch. 1053 00:59:27,961 --> 00:59:31,130 'Cause I know loving ain't easy 1054 00:59:31,131 --> 00:59:33,591 Although it's easy on the eyes 1055 00:59:33,592 --> 00:59:34,717 Both when appalling... 1056 00:59:34,718 --> 00:59:36,011 Why are you filming the plants? 1057 00:59:36,803 --> 00:59:38,637 Uh, foreground. 1058 00:59:38,638 --> 00:59:41,515 - You look like a pervert. - Oh. 1059 00:59:41,516 --> 00:59:42,767 Oh, dude! 1060 00:59:48,273 --> 00:59:50,733 I want to see that thing. What you got? 1061 00:59:50,734 --> 00:59:52,401 Uh... 1062 00:59:52,402 --> 00:59:54,112 What the fuck? 1063 00:59:59,743 --> 01:00:01,244 Hey, yo, Wang-Wang! 1064 01:00:02,370 --> 01:00:03,663 Yo, bro, what you doing here? 1065 01:00:04,873 --> 01:00:06,165 Just hanging out. 1066 01:00:06,166 --> 01:00:07,708 With who, bro? 1067 01:00:07,709 --> 01:00:10,127 Where the fuck is he at? 1068 01:00:10,128 --> 01:00:11,880 Friends. 1069 01:00:12,964 --> 01:00:14,089 All right. Where you guys headed? 1070 01:00:14,090 --> 01:00:15,174 Come on, bro. 1071 01:00:15,175 --> 01:00:16,258 Yo, let's go! 1072 01:00:16,259 --> 01:00:17,344 What are you waiting for? 1073 01:00:18,678 --> 01:00:20,054 To a party. 1074 01:00:20,055 --> 01:00:21,388 Oh. 1075 01:00:21,389 --> 01:00:23,016 Yo, can we come? 1076 01:00:24,017 --> 01:00:26,144 Hurry up! Let's hit it! 1077 01:00:27,187 --> 01:00:29,230 There's no room in the car. 1078 01:00:29,231 --> 01:00:30,481 Come on. 1079 01:00:30,482 --> 01:00:32,107 Ah. 1080 01:00:32,108 --> 01:00:34,360 Um, it's-it's all right. 1081 01:00:34,361 --> 01:00:35,654 It's okay. 1082 01:00:36,488 --> 01:00:38,073 A-All right, see ya, bro. 1083 01:00:42,577 --> 01:00:44,453 - Hey, Mack! Mack! - Man, this place is cranking. 1084 01:00:44,454 --> 01:00:45,913 Hey, yo, nigga, what's good? 1085 01:00:45,914 --> 01:00:48,123 Man, what took your ass so long? 1086 01:00:48,124 --> 01:00:49,583 I'm eating lemon bars in this bitch 1087 01:00:49,584 --> 01:00:51,460 for about three hours with your granny. 1088 01:00:51,461 --> 01:00:53,629 - Shit's good as fuck, though, really. - Sup, G? 1089 01:00:53,630 --> 01:00:56,173 Hey, what's good, bruh? What's good, buddy? 1090 01:00:56,174 --> 01:00:58,717 - Yo, who the fuck is this? - Th-This is Chris. 1091 01:00:58,718 --> 01:01:00,511 This is my filmer, bro. He's cool. He's with me. 1092 01:01:00,512 --> 01:01:02,388 Little bro been filming us, getting clips. 1093 01:01:02,389 --> 01:01:03,472 Oh, shit! 1094 01:01:03,473 --> 01:01:05,475 Ain't you the nigga that be filming for Bofa? 1095 01:01:06,184 --> 01:01:07,394 What's "Bofa"? 1096 01:01:08,895 --> 01:01:10,813 Both of these nuts in your fucking mouth! 1097 01:01:10,814 --> 01:01:12,022 It's good, man! 1098 01:01:12,023 --> 01:01:13,357 Why you do him like that? 1099 01:01:13,358 --> 01:01:14,817 Move, move, move. 1100 01:01:14,818 --> 01:01:16,652 - Hella people here. - Hey, bro. 1101 01:01:16,653 --> 01:01:18,195 Let me get one of those lemon bars. 1102 01:01:18,196 --> 01:01:19,613 Sorry, coming through. Sorry. 1103 01:01:19,614 --> 01:01:21,283 Excuse me. Can I just... 1104 01:02:28,850 --> 01:02:30,392 I'm at your granny crib 1105 01:02:30,393 --> 01:02:33,063 And she fed me all her lemon bars 1106 01:02:34,481 --> 01:02:36,398 - When you left the crib - Where you been at? 1107 01:02:36,399 --> 01:02:38,150 You must've walked hella far 1108 01:02:38,151 --> 01:02:39,610 'Cause when you came back 1109 01:02:39,611 --> 01:02:41,695 I fucked Granny hella hard 1110 01:02:41,696 --> 01:02:42,781 - Hell yeah! - Whoa. 1111 01:02:43,907 --> 01:02:46,200 - Hey, keep my grandma out of it. - What you talking about? 1112 01:02:46,201 --> 01:02:48,285 - Come on, man. - Ay, but, uh, 1113 01:02:48,286 --> 01:02:50,412 - I-I did that shit, though. - You did not. 1114 01:02:50,413 --> 01:02:52,541 Come on. 1115 01:02:53,583 --> 01:02:55,710 Hey, you good? How the fuck that shit taste, boy? 1116 01:02:57,712 --> 01:02:59,380 The hashish. Nigga, what? 1117 01:02:59,381 --> 01:03:01,131 I don't smoke no more. 1118 01:03:01,132 --> 01:03:03,677 Yeah, you a bitch. I'll hit that, though. Come on. 1119 01:03:07,305 --> 01:03:09,640 This shit old, man, expired. 1120 01:03:09,641 --> 01:03:11,976 - Bro, you let that shit go out? - You should, uh... 1121 01:03:11,977 --> 01:03:13,353 You should Wu-Tang it. 1122 01:03:14,312 --> 01:03:16,397 Wu-Tang it? Like the Clan? 1123 01:03:16,398 --> 01:03:18,524 Yeah, it's... No, here, let me show you. 1124 01:03:18,525 --> 01:03:19,942 - Yeah, you rock that. - Yeah. 1125 01:03:19,943 --> 01:03:21,903 I don't want to fuck it up, bro. 1126 01:03:30,078 --> 01:03:33,497 This Asian motherfucker just ate the roach! 1127 01:03:33,498 --> 01:03:35,791 - Nigga, what the fuck? - Shit, man. 1128 01:03:35,792 --> 01:03:37,126 Yo, what's your name, man? 1129 01:03:37,127 --> 01:03:38,961 - Chris. - Chris? Hey. 1130 01:03:38,962 --> 01:03:40,254 Asian Chris! 1131 01:03:40,255 --> 01:03:42,882 Asian Chris! Asian Chris! 1132 01:03:42,883 --> 01:03:44,049 Half-Asian. 1133 01:03:44,050 --> 01:03:46,468 - What? - Half-Asian. 1134 01:03:46,469 --> 01:03:47,720 - Okay, nigga. - All right. 1135 01:03:47,721 --> 01:03:49,096 Half-Asian Chris! 1136 01:03:49,097 --> 01:03:51,974 Half-Asian Chris! Half-Asian Chris! 1137 01:03:51,975 --> 01:03:53,642 Half-Asian Chris! 1138 01:03:53,643 --> 01:03:55,728 Half-Asian Chris! 1139 01:03:55,729 --> 01:03:58,690 Half-Asian Chris! 1140 01:04:18,460 --> 01:04:22,172 Bro, you good? 1141 01:04:24,424 --> 01:04:26,509 Shit, man. 1142 01:04:28,595 --> 01:04:30,305 HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Wang-Wang. 1143 01:04:31,765 --> 01:04:33,350 Over here. 1144 01:04:34,309 --> 01:04:36,310 Why did you kill me? 1145 01:04:36,311 --> 01:04:38,021 I didn't want to die. 1146 01:04:39,147 --> 01:04:41,607 This is why nobody loves you. 1147 01:04:41,608 --> 01:04:43,235 Ha, fucker. 1148 01:04:47,822 --> 01:04:49,323 Vivian? 1149 01:04:49,324 --> 01:04:50,408 Are you okay in there? 1150 01:04:52,118 --> 01:04:55,247 Uh, I'm fine. 1151 01:04:56,748 --> 01:04:58,333 I have diarrhea. 1152 01:04:59,292 --> 01:05:00,961 Oh, okay. 1153 01:05:02,629 --> 01:05:04,089 Don't forget to wash your hands. 1154 01:05:12,097 --> 01:05:13,848 Get it out. 1155 01:05:16,810 --> 01:05:18,561 Here. 1156 01:05:18,562 --> 01:05:19,938 Drink. 1157 01:05:25,652 --> 01:05:28,196 Didn't I tell you not to do anything stupid? 1158 01:05:34,035 --> 01:05:35,704 Please don't tell Mom. 1159 01:05:39,499 --> 01:05:40,749 Let me do it. 1160 01:05:40,750 --> 01:05:42,334 Go say bye to Nai Nai. 1161 01:05:42,335 --> 01:05:43,587 Okay. 1162 01:05:46,590 --> 01:05:47,674 Bye-bye, Nai Nai. 1163 01:05:48,884 --> 01:05:51,719 Make sure you take care of yourself. 1164 01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:52,970 Okay. 1165 01:05:52,971 --> 01:05:55,764 I don't need it. 1166 01:05:55,765 --> 01:05:57,017 Take it. 1167 01:05:57,475 --> 01:05:59,394 Okay, okay, thank you. 1168 01:06:03,773 --> 01:06:05,065 Thank you. 1169 01:06:05,066 --> 01:06:06,151 Take care of yourself. 1170 01:06:08,904 --> 01:06:10,614 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 1171 01:06:15,702 --> 01:06:16,786 Um... 1172 01:06:18,705 --> 01:06:19,915 Bye, I guess. 1173 01:06:22,459 --> 01:06:23,460 Bye. 1174 01:06:47,025 --> 01:06:49,193 Don't forget to eat fruit. 1175 01:06:49,194 --> 01:06:50,278 Okay. 1176 01:06:52,030 --> 01:06:53,406 Bye-bye. 1177 01:08:03,810 --> 01:08:05,561 My baby made me some coffee Afraid that if I drink some 1178 01:08:05,562 --> 01:08:07,730 It's probably coming right back out me 1179 01:08:07,731 --> 01:08:10,942 Couple of Advil Relax and chill, at a stand... 1180 01:08:12,652 --> 01:08:14,820 - Hello? - Yo, I think I'm near your crib. 1181 01:08:14,821 --> 01:08:17,281 Can we come over and look at those clips real quick? 1182 01:08:17,282 --> 01:08:19,951 Uh, like, like, like, right now? 1183 01:08:25,290 --> 01:08:26,999 What's good, bro? Where the bathroom at? 1184 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,334 Uh, just down there to the right. 1185 01:08:28,335 --> 01:08:29,418 All right. 1186 01:08:29,419 --> 01:08:30,585 What's up, little bro? 1187 01:08:30,586 --> 01:08:32,254 - Let's peep these clips, G. - Okay. 1188 01:08:32,255 --> 01:08:33,881 Nice spot. 1189 01:08:33,882 --> 01:08:35,758 Hey, who did all the paintings in your house? 1190 01:08:35,759 --> 01:08:38,134 Um, my mom. 1191 01:08:38,135 --> 01:08:40,178 - Really? - "Wang Wang"? 1192 01:08:40,179 --> 01:08:42,263 - What's a Wang Wang? - Uh... 1193 01:08:42,264 --> 01:08:43,599 Can I have some of these apples? 1194 01:08:44,392 --> 01:08:45,477 Um... 1195 01:08:46,019 --> 01:08:47,143 Yeah. Go for it. 1196 01:08:47,144 --> 01:08:48,312 Okay. Thanks. 1197 01:08:48,313 --> 01:08:49,730 Why are they in a dog bowl? 1198 01:08:49,731 --> 01:08:50,940 All right, what I miss? 1199 01:08:50,941 --> 01:08:52,607 - Hey, you wash your hands? - Nah. 1200 01:08:52,608 --> 01:08:54,442 Mmm, mmm-mmm. Get the fuck off. 1201 01:08:54,443 --> 01:08:55,945 Bruh, I'm trying to watch these clips. 1202 01:08:55,946 --> 01:08:57,655 That is nasty. You're nasty. 1203 01:08:57,656 --> 01:08:59,240 Oh, my God, y'all some haters. 1204 01:08:59,241 --> 01:09:00,699 - All right. What we got? - We're about to see the clips. 1205 01:09:00,700 --> 01:09:02,951 Yeah, right here! Come on. 1206 01:09:02,952 --> 01:09:06,330 Yep. Oh. 1207 01:09:06,331 --> 01:09:08,207 That spot was insanely crusty. 1208 01:09:08,208 --> 01:09:09,792 Yeah, we got that double. 1209 01:09:09,793 --> 01:09:11,669 I had to get that shit out of the way. 1210 01:09:11,670 --> 01:09:14,088 - Go backwards. - That shit was sick, huh? 1211 01:09:14,089 --> 01:09:16,049 - That shit was. You'll see. - We get it done. 1212 01:09:17,133 --> 01:09:18,593 I remember this day. 1213 01:09:20,428 --> 01:09:22,303 It's a little shaky, but it's-it's all right. 1214 01:09:22,304 --> 01:09:24,306 Every filmer has their bad days. 1215 01:09:24,307 --> 01:09:25,683 - It has a little bit of speed. - On the frame. 1216 01:09:25,684 --> 01:09:29,103 Oh! Play that clip where I fucking juked that security guard. 1217 01:09:29,104 --> 01:09:30,187 We got to see that, bro. 1218 01:09:30,188 --> 01:09:32,189 - I've been waiting long to see that. - The security guard, remember? 1219 01:09:32,190 --> 01:09:33,732 - The security guard. - Yeah. 1220 01:09:33,733 --> 01:09:35,192 - Put it on. Let's go. - Oh, my fucking God. 1221 01:09:35,193 --> 01:09:36,527 - Pull that shit up. - Let's go. 1222 01:09:36,528 --> 01:09:38,195 Pull it up. What you waiting for? Come on. 1223 01:09:38,196 --> 01:09:39,487 - This is the one, man. - Put that shit on right now. 1224 01:09:39,488 --> 01:09:40,698 Yeah, that one right there. 1225 01:09:40,699 --> 01:09:41,866 - Okay. - Yep, here we go. 1226 01:09:41,867 --> 01:09:43,616 - There it is. Shit. - There she is. 1227 01:09:43,617 --> 01:09:45,911 You about to be famous from this shit. 1228 01:09:45,912 --> 01:09:47,329 - Swear to God. - Swear. 1229 01:09:47,330 --> 01:09:50,249 Bruh, he was all in the way, like, damn. 1230 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:52,960 Watch this juke. It's a NBA juke right here. Oh. 1231 01:09:52,961 --> 01:09:54,962 - Oh! - Oh, shit, right here. 1232 01:09:54,963 --> 01:09:56,589 Land it, land it. There you go. 1233 01:09:56,590 --> 01:09:58,173 - Here we go, here we go, here we go. - Great. 1234 01:09:58,174 --> 01:10:00,509 Man, fuck you! We're out! 1235 01:10:00,510 --> 01:10:02,261 RENT-A-COP: Yeah, don't come back. 1236 01:10:02,262 --> 01:10:04,848 - Couldn't even see the board. - Bro, what the fuck? 1237 01:10:06,808 --> 01:10:09,310 All right, bruh. All right, so check it out. 1238 01:10:09,311 --> 01:10:12,021 I'm no, like, filmer or expert or anything, 1239 01:10:12,022 --> 01:10:13,689 but that's definitely not usable. 1240 01:10:13,690 --> 01:10:14,982 I thought you were, like, a filmer, right? 1241 01:10:14,983 --> 01:10:16,275 None of those are usable. 1242 01:10:16,276 --> 01:10:17,402 Yeah. I just... 1243 01:10:18,111 --> 01:10:20,529 I-I couldn't focus-up, um, I'm sorry. 1244 01:10:20,530 --> 01:10:22,199 - Damn. - Dìdi? 1245 01:10:22,949 --> 01:10:24,116 I'm going to buy groceries. 1246 01:10:24,117 --> 01:10:26,452 Do you need anything? 1247 01:10:26,453 --> 01:10:27,828 Oh. 1248 01:10:27,829 --> 01:10:29,038 Hi. 1249 01:10:29,039 --> 01:10:30,165 Ni hao. 1250 01:10:31,249 --> 01:10:32,791 Hello. 1251 01:10:32,792 --> 01:10:35,336 - Um, nice meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1252 01:10:35,337 --> 01:10:37,046 I'm Chris' mother. 1253 01:10:37,047 --> 01:10:38,881 Hey, I really like your paintings. 1254 01:10:38,882 --> 01:10:41,717 - Really beautiful, by the way. - Oh. 1255 01:10:41,718 --> 01:10:43,928 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1256 01:10:43,929 --> 01:10:45,095 You notice. 1257 01:10:45,096 --> 01:10:48,098 Yeah, I love the colors and stuff. 1258 01:10:48,099 --> 01:10:49,767 I-I paint all myself. 1259 01:10:49,768 --> 01:10:51,644 - That's cool. - Yeah, that's really nice. 1260 01:10:51,645 --> 01:10:54,522 Wait, so, um, if you're Asian, 1261 01:10:54,523 --> 01:10:57,609 does that mean your husband is white? 1262 01:10:58,443 --> 01:10:59,611 What? 1263 01:11:00,695 --> 01:11:02,404 My husband Asian. 1264 01:11:02,405 --> 01:11:04,031 How are you half-Asian? 1265 01:11:04,032 --> 01:11:05,366 Yeah, 'cause you said that... 1266 01:11:05,367 --> 01:11:07,201 She's probably just forgetting. Mom, just get out right now. 1267 01:11:07,202 --> 01:11:08,285 Don't push me. 1268 01:11:08,286 --> 01:11:09,411 Mom, just get out... Mom, get out! 1269 01:11:09,412 --> 01:11:10,496 Okay, I heard you. 1270 01:11:10,497 --> 01:11:11,581 Mom, get out! 1271 01:11:14,793 --> 01:11:17,294 Uh, s-sorry. I'm sorry you had to see that. 1272 01:11:17,295 --> 01:11:19,046 It's just... she could just be, like, 1273 01:11:19,047 --> 01:11:22,299 super annoying sometimes and... and, uh... 1274 01:11:22,300 --> 01:11:24,593 Dude, don't talk to your mom like that. 1275 01:11:24,594 --> 01:11:26,178 She wasn't even being annoying. 1276 01:11:26,179 --> 01:11:27,596 Like, what were you even doing? 1277 01:11:27,597 --> 01:11:29,557 Man, this kid's kind of wack. 1278 01:11:29,558 --> 01:11:30,975 Yeah, you're kind of right. 1279 01:11:30,976 --> 01:11:32,269 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1280 01:11:47,158 --> 01:11:49,160 Yo! 1281 01:11:52,038 --> 01:11:53,790 Man, fuck you. We're out. 1282 01:14:19,853 --> 01:14:21,771 Okay, let's take a quick break. 1283 01:14:33,617 --> 01:14:35,619 Josh, don't. 1284 01:14:37,621 --> 01:14:39,788 Yo, Chris! 1285 01:14:39,789 --> 01:14:41,123 What up, bro? 1286 01:14:41,124 --> 01:14:42,416 Doing some skate tricks? 1287 01:14:42,417 --> 01:14:44,627 Huh? 1288 01:14:44,628 --> 01:14:46,462 Hey, can I ask you something? 1289 01:14:46,463 --> 01:14:49,007 Huh? 1290 01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:55,222 Are you nervous? 1291 01:14:58,183 --> 01:15:01,727 Man, I didn't realize you was such a G, bruh. 1292 01:15:01,728 --> 01:15:04,022 Hey, are you a Fremont Asian Gangsta? 1293 01:15:05,357 --> 01:15:06,440 Yes or no? 1294 01:15:06,441 --> 01:15:07,984 Come on, man. 1295 01:15:09,945 --> 01:15:12,154 - Sure. - Yeah? 1296 01:15:12,155 --> 01:15:14,156 Wait, hold on. 1297 01:15:14,157 --> 01:15:16,700 "Fremont Asian Gangsta." Oh, wait. 1298 01:15:16,701 --> 01:15:18,494 So you're a fag? 1299 01:15:18,495 --> 01:15:20,496 Oh, G... 1300 01:15:20,497 --> 01:15:22,248 Hey, that was good. 1301 01:15:22,249 --> 01:15:24,250 Oh, man. 1302 01:15:24,251 --> 01:15:26,294 No wonder you wouldn't kiss Madi. 1303 01:15:27,379 --> 01:15:29,338 You're gonna get me in trouble. 1304 01:15:29,339 --> 01:15:30,881 I got his ass hella good, bro. 1305 01:15:30,882 --> 01:15:31,967 Yeah. Yeah. 1306 01:15:33,552 --> 01:15:35,929 Bro, what the fuck? 1307 01:15:38,890 --> 01:15:40,016 Teacher! 1308 01:16:08,879 --> 01:16:10,838 How could you do this? 1309 01:16:10,839 --> 01:16:12,007 Huh? 1310 01:16:13,466 --> 01:16:14,466 He started it. 1311 01:16:14,467 --> 01:16:16,553 I don't care. You can't hit people. 1312 01:16:17,345 --> 01:16:18,512 Why the fuck are you taking his side? 1313 01:16:18,513 --> 01:16:20,015 Don't say dirty words! 1314 01:16:20,932 --> 01:16:23,225 Why do you never listen to me? I'm your son. 1315 01:16:23,226 --> 01:16:25,561 Do you know how your behavior makes me look? 1316 01:16:25,562 --> 01:16:27,439 Like I raised a son without a single manner. 1317 01:16:28,190 --> 01:16:29,231 Yeah, well, maybe if Dad raised me, 1318 01:16:29,232 --> 01:16:30,524 I would've been a better son. 1319 01:16:30,525 --> 01:16:32,485 But no, I'm stuck with you, and you can't do shit! 1320 01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:35,613 You dare say that to me? 1321 01:16:35,614 --> 01:16:38,324 I spend my entire life taking care of you. 1322 01:16:38,325 --> 01:16:39,950 I work so hard every day. 1323 01:16:39,951 --> 01:16:41,243 All for you. 1324 01:16:41,244 --> 01:16:42,328 Yeah, bullshit! 1325 01:16:42,329 --> 01:16:44,330 Dad's the one in Taiwan making the fucking money 1326 01:16:44,331 --> 01:16:45,873 while all you do is just sit at home 1327 01:16:45,874 --> 01:16:47,626 and draw fucking clouds! 1328 01:16:48,835 --> 01:16:51,004 You think this is the life I wanted? 1329 01:16:51,671 --> 01:16:53,381 You think this is what I wanted? 1330 01:16:53,882 --> 01:16:55,382 You know how much happier I'd be if I didn't have you? 1331 01:16:55,383 --> 01:16:57,384 No, no, I couldn't care less whether you fucking leave, 1332 01:16:57,385 --> 01:16:59,303 'cause you're just a fucking failed artist and your stupid-ass fucking drawings. 1333 01:16:59,304 --> 01:17:01,180 What child would dare talk to their mother like this? 1334 01:17:01,181 --> 01:17:02,264 Not that I fucking care. 1335 01:17:02,265 --> 01:17:03,390 Do you think Max would do this? 1336 01:17:03,391 --> 01:17:05,935 Ah, shut up! Shut up! I'm sorry I'm not fucking Max! 1337 01:17:05,936 --> 01:17:07,937 I'm sorry I'm not a fucking bragging right to your fucking friends! 1338 01:17:07,938 --> 01:17:09,188 Stop it! 1339 01:17:09,189 --> 01:17:10,773 - Didi! - I'm not the fucking embarrassment here! 1340 01:17:10,774 --> 01:17:11,899 You're the fucking embarrassment! 1341 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:12,983 Enough! 1342 01:17:12,984 --> 01:17:14,402 I'm ashamed to be your fucking son! 1343 01:20:31,308 --> 01:20:33,435 Are you ashamed of me? 1344 01:20:34,811 --> 01:20:35,979 What? 1345 01:20:38,565 --> 01:20:41,234 I ran away, but you didn't even look for me. 1346 01:20:47,365 --> 01:20:48,491 Come here. 1347 01:21:05,342 --> 01:21:11,890 Do you remember when Vivian ran away when she was 14? 1348 01:21:18,605 --> 01:21:24,027 She asked me to sleep over at Annie's house, 1349 01:21:25,445 --> 01:21:26,446 and I didn't let her. 1350 01:21:27,364 --> 01:21:30,283 She looked me straight in the eyes and said, 1351 01:21:30,575 --> 01:21:34,078 "Mama, I just want to let you know" 1352 01:21:34,079 --> 01:21:35,956 "that I hate you." 1353 01:21:38,416 --> 01:21:40,043 And then she ran away. 1354 01:21:40,752 --> 01:21:41,962 She was gone for three days. 1355 01:21:44,130 --> 01:21:46,007 I was so scared. 1356 01:21:49,386 --> 01:21:52,222 Then one day, she just came home. 1357 01:21:53,265 --> 01:21:55,641 She didn't talk to me. 1358 01:21:55,642 --> 01:21:56,893 Didn't acknowledge me. 1359 01:21:57,978 --> 01:21:59,855 But I was so happy. 1360 01:22:04,693 --> 01:22:07,320 Compared to her, you are not so stubborn. 1361 01:22:08,613 --> 01:22:10,907 So I knew you would come home. 1362 01:22:18,498 --> 01:22:19,499 You know, 1363 01:22:21,084 --> 01:22:25,297 sometimes I sit and think about... 1364 01:22:27,424 --> 01:22:32,721 How I ended up here. 1365 01:22:34,347 --> 01:22:35,432 So ordinary. 1366 01:22:38,268 --> 01:22:42,522 Is this what my life has amounted to? 1367 01:22:45,901 --> 01:22:47,651 I wonder... 1368 01:22:47,652 --> 01:22:53,033 What if I didn't marry your father? 1369 01:22:53,783 --> 01:22:56,744 If I didn't have you and Vivian. 1370 01:22:56,745 --> 01:22:58,413 What would my life be like? 1371 01:23:00,332 --> 01:23:03,835 Maybe I would've come to America by myself. 1372 01:23:05,253 --> 01:23:07,756 And I'd have become a successful artist by now 1373 01:23:08,673 --> 01:23:11,718 with my own studio in new York. 1374 01:23:16,014 --> 01:23:17,933 Sometimes I dream. 1375 01:23:21,603 --> 01:23:25,649 But then, getting to watch you and Vivian grow up here, 1376 01:23:26,358 --> 01:23:27,609 make friends, 1377 01:23:29,194 --> 01:23:33,323 and learn so many things I can't teach you, 1378 01:23:35,450 --> 01:23:37,368 I realize... 1379 01:23:37,369 --> 01:23:39,538 You are my dream. 1380 01:23:41,373 --> 01:23:45,168 How could I be ashamed of you? 1381 01:23:48,004 --> 01:23:50,590 I am so proud. 1382 01:23:56,012 --> 01:23:59,474 But sometime, it's a little hard. 1383 01:24:09,192 --> 01:24:10,652 Come here. 1384 01:24:32,924 --> 01:24:34,634 That's it. 1385 01:24:38,305 --> 01:24:40,432 Ready? Smile. 1386 01:24:48,231 --> 01:24:50,232 And tilt your head a little bit. 1387 01:24:50,233 --> 01:24:52,444 And three, two, one. 1388 01:25:33,610 --> 01:25:34,778 Madi? 1389 01:25:36,655 --> 01:25:38,114 Oh, hi. 1390 01:25:38,865 --> 01:25:40,032 Hey. 1391 01:25:40,033 --> 01:25:42,034 Good luck. 1392 01:25:42,035 --> 01:25:43,203 What's up? 1393 01:25:43,828 --> 01:25:45,205 Nothing much. 1394 01:25:45,872 --> 01:25:47,040 Uh... 1395 01:25:48,333 --> 01:25:51,211 Did you, uh... did you get a haircut? 1396 01:25:53,004 --> 01:25:54,297 No. 1397 01:25:55,340 --> 01:25:56,341 Right. 1398 01:25:58,468 --> 01:26:00,010 Uh... 1399 01:26:00,011 --> 01:26:02,346 I just... just came over here to say 1400 01:26:02,347 --> 01:26:03,431 that I'm, uh, 1401 01:26:04,099 --> 01:26:06,476 you know, sorry for not texting you back. 1402 01:26:07,561 --> 01:26:11,147 Uh, I was kind of, like, busy with, like, 1403 01:26:11,982 --> 01:26:14,025 you know, family stuff and... 1404 01:26:15,902 --> 01:26:17,404 back-to-school shopping and... 1405 01:26:18,947 --> 01:26:20,073 Uh... 1406 01:26:20,949 --> 01:26:22,158 Yeah, I... 1407 01:26:23,076 --> 01:26:25,160 You're a pretty cool person, so I was just, you know, 1408 01:26:25,161 --> 01:26:28,999 wondering if you want to, like, hang out again ever. 1409 01:26:34,087 --> 01:26:35,171 You, uh... 1410 01:26:36,339 --> 01:26:38,925 You punched my friend Josh in the face. 1411 01:26:41,970 --> 01:26:43,722 Yeah. Yeah, I... 1412 01:26:46,182 --> 01:26:48,977 - Yeah. - Okay, well, later. 1413 01:27:02,073 --> 01:27:03,490 Let me stay 1414 01:27:03,491 --> 01:27:07,244 Playing in a golden haze... 1415 01:27:07,245 --> 01:27:09,371 So, free food. 1416 01:27:09,372 --> 01:27:11,958 Ah, I like that. I like that. 1417 01:27:17,422 --> 01:27:21,133 Oh, I'll let you know 1418 01:27:21,134 --> 01:27:22,885 Oh, no... 1419 01:27:22,886 --> 01:27:25,012 Hi, guys. Welcome to Visual Arts Club. 1420 01:27:25,013 --> 01:27:28,432 This year, we're doing a mural, some more analog photography, 1421 01:27:28,433 --> 01:27:29,683 and we just got a big donation of video equipment. 1422 01:27:29,684 --> 01:27:31,060 Yo, Wang-Wang! 1423 01:27:31,061 --> 01:27:33,271 So we're hoping to make more video art... 1424 01:27:35,690 --> 01:27:40,152 Fantasies always tasted 1425 01:27:40,153 --> 01:27:43,948 Sweeter than a Fabergé 1426 01:27:43,949 --> 01:27:46,660 Okay 1427 01:27:47,619 --> 01:27:52,666 Some things you could never save 1428 01:27:53,542 --> 01:27:56,460 Horizon looking strange 1429 01:27:56,461 --> 01:28:01,091 I can't stay here 1430 01:28:02,384 --> 01:28:03,385 Today 1431 01:28:09,849 --> 01:28:10,892 Hi, Dìdi. 1432 01:28:11,768 --> 01:28:13,352 Hai hai. 1433 01:28:13,353 --> 01:28:14,604 How was today? 1434 01:28:15,897 --> 01:28:18,233 Uh, yeah. 1435 01:28:18,859 --> 01:28:20,443 Yeah, it-it was pretty good. 1436 01:28:21,319 --> 01:28:24,281 I, um, signed up for Visual Arts Club. 1437 01:28:25,532 --> 01:28:27,117 - Oh. - Yeah. 1438 01:28:28,869 --> 01:28:30,453 Have you eaten yet? 1439 01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:56,956 I've hated everyone I've ever thought I'd ever been 1440 01:29:56,957 --> 01:30:00,709 Got lost in self-reflection Sure, I often got it wrong 1441 01:30:00,710 --> 01:30:03,337 But lately I'm afraid the damage done is all 1442 01:30:03,338 --> 01:30:05,047 It made me self-aware and fucked up 1443 01:30:05,048 --> 01:30:07,132 From this trip I've been on 1444 01:30:07,133 --> 01:30:09,385 Every time I talk 1445 01:30:09,386 --> 01:30:13,597 It's the talking that drives you mad 1446 01:30:13,598 --> 01:30:16,058 Every time I stop 1447 01:30:16,059 --> 01:30:20,856 It's the silence I can't withstand 1448 01:30:22,315 --> 01:30:25,526 My hands have been in a ghost land 1449 01:30:25,527 --> 01:30:28,904 I just don't wanna be wrong again 1450 01:30:28,905 --> 01:30:33,534 I tend to circle and nose-dive all the time 1451 01:30:33,535 --> 01:30:35,077 I used to sit around 1452 01:30:35,078 --> 01:30:36,912 Dissect my thoughts until I drowned out 1453 01:30:36,913 --> 01:30:40,249 Every single sentence I could never say out loud 1454 01:30:40,250 --> 01:30:43,502 One day, I hope to make it up to everyone I punished 1455 01:30:43,503 --> 01:30:46,506 Droning on and on about whatever again 1456 01:30:47,007 --> 01:30:49,091 Every time I talk 1457 01:30:49,092 --> 01:30:53,304 It's the talking that drives you mad 1458 01:30:53,305 --> 01:30:55,639 Every time I stop 1459 01:30:55,640 --> 01:31:00,186 It's the silence I can't withstand 1460 01:31:00,187 --> 01:31:03,606 I wanna get next to you 1461 01:31:03,607 --> 01:31:07,067 But I never know what to say or do 1462 01:31:07,068 --> 01:31:10,237 With my eyes and my hands and my body 1463 01:31:10,238 --> 01:31:13,366 I just wanna get next to you 1464 01:31:13,992 --> 01:31:20,331 I've hated everyone I've ever thought I'd ever been 1465 01:31:20,332 --> 01:31:26,462 One day, I hope to make it up to myself 1466 01:31:26,463 --> 01:31:28,881 Every time I talk 1467 01:31:28,882 --> 01:31:33,135 It's the talking that drives you mad 1468 01:31:33,136 --> 01:31:35,512 Every time I stop 1469 01:31:35,513 --> 01:31:40,060 It's the silence I can't withstand 1470 01:31:41,645 --> 01:31:45,022 My hands have been in a ghost land 1471 01:31:45,023 --> 01:31:48,317 I just don't wanna be wrong again 1472 01:31:48,318 --> 01:31:52,364 I tend to circle and nose-dive all the time 1473 01:31:53,490 --> 01:31:56,617 I wanna get next to you 1474 01:31:56,618 --> 01:31:59,912 But I never know what to say or do 1475 01:31:59,913 --> 01:32:03,040 With my eyes and my hands and my body 1476 01:32:03,041 --> 01:32:06,085 I just wanna get next to you 1477 01:32:06,086 --> 01:32:08,921 But every time I talk 1478 01:32:08,922 --> 01:32:12,925 It's the talking that drives you mad 1479 01:32:12,926 --> 01:32:15,262 Every time I stop 1480 01:32:15,762 --> 01:32:20,058 It's the silence I can't withstand 1481 01:32:39,744 --> 01:32:43,163 My hands have been in a ghost land 1482 01:32:43,164 --> 01:32:46,792 I just don't wanna be wrong again 1483 01:32:46,793 --> 01:32:50,630 I tend to circle and nose-dive all the time 1484 01:32:52,215 --> 01:32:58,888 I've hated everyone I ever thought I'd ever been 1485 01:32:58,889 --> 01:33:02,558 One day, I hope to make it up 1486 01:33:02,559 --> 01:33:06,438 To myself 103265