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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,359 你是杜小晴 You're Du Xiao qing? 2 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,119 我是杜小晴 'm Du Xiao qing ！ 3 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,518 那谁是杜常勇啊 Then who is Du Chang yong? 4 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:34,639 你是杜常勇 You're Du Chang yong? 5 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,079 那天我们在天台 We were on the rooftop that day. 福 6 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,279 “”的一声 And then Bang! 7 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:41,679 “嘣” “腾” Bang! Boom! 8 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,879 我们的灵魂就互换了 And we exchanged our souls. 9 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:46,519 咽 Yeah. 10 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:48,959 啊好了好了 OK,alright. 11 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:49,999 我不管是teng teng I don't care whether it's bang 12 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:50,999 还是peng peng or boom. 13 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,479 你俩神经有问题去神经科啊 If you have a mental health issue,you should go to the department of neurology : 14 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,438 来我妇产科找我黛安娜干嘛 Why do you come to the department of gynaecology and obstetrics? 15 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:07,239 Zhang Yuntian Xu Hanmo Lin Jin 都说 people all say 16 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:09,439 生活难免会有挫折 obstacles are an indispensable part of life. 17 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:11,879 但这回的挫折 But the obstacle Iface this time 18 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:12,679 Liu Zheng Zhai Sianshan Zhao Wenjie Ji Xiang 是不是来得也太猛烈了 may be goes a bit too far. 19 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:21,719 自我介绍一下 Let me introduce myself. 20 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,279 我叫杜小晴 My name is Du Xiao qing. 21 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:24,839 错了 No. 22 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:26,319 这个才是我 That'sme. 23 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:31,399 站住 24 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:32,679 之所以变成这样 The reason why I turned into this 25 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:33,799 都是因为他 is all because of him, 26 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:35,759 我的天敌 my natural enemy 27 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:36,519 克星 and my bane. 28 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:38,279 啊不 Oh no, 29 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:39,359 我的父亲 mean my father. 30 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,159 一位连医院都会走错的父亲 A father who even went to the hospital by mistake 31 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:50,759 和他相处 Getting along with him 32 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,559 是世界上最艰难的事情 is the hardest thing on this planet. 33 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,039 至于为什么变成现在这样 The story of why we ended up like this 34 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:56,519 这还得 has to start 35 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,639 从24小时之前说起 from24hours ago. 36 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:20,479 祥炼成的 37 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,599 V33045562101202 38 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:49,879 呀 全球最大人类数字肝脏教据库开效 刚福 我就不信这个邪 I don't buy the bullshit! 39 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:52,479 呀 医开放 Tell other soldiers Tell other soldiers 40 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:53,119 全体上刺刀 to get their bayonet 41 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:54,239 准备进攻 and prepare to attack! 42 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,399 亲爱的朋友在一起 Being with my dear friends 43 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,119 比什么都快乐 is the happiest thing. 44 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:06,519 呀 小晴啊 Xiao qing! 45 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:07,559 吃饭了 Breakfast is ready! 46 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,079 我没有见过你 How can I be happy 47 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,438 我怎么会快乐 if I haven't met you. 48 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,079 晴啊 Xiao qing! 49 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:16,159 知道啦 I know! 50 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,759 今天太阳从西边出来了 The sun rises in the west. 51 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,479 她还答应我 She responded. 52 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:23,759 知道了知道 I know! I know! 53 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:25,919 挂了啊 I have to go now. 54 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,399 杜常勇 Du Chang yong, 55 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,199 我说过多少次了 I've told you millions of times! 56 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,438 我那化妆品用的好好的 My make up things are fine at their original place. 57 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,718 你怎么又给我放一起了 Why did you put them together again? 58 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:34,998 放在一起 it's easier for you to find, 59 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,079 你不好找嘛 if l put them together. 60 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,718 奖 我再次告诉你 Ill tell you one more time. 61 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:39,559 奖 不要乱动我东西 Don't move stuff! 62 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:48,679 你干嘛去 Where're you going? 63 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:49,799 奖 饺子煮好了 The dumplings are ready. 64 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:50,959 奖 不吃早点就走 Have your breakfast before you go. 65 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,319 天天都吃饺子 We eat dumplings everyday! 66 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,319 你不腻我都腻了 I'm so fed up. 67 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:54,199 站住 68 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:56,919 那裤子那么短 Look how short your shorts are! 69 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,879 有伤风化 It's not appropriate! 70 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:10,799 你看这个不伤风化 So reading this is appropriate? 71 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,119 嗯 Well, 72 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,279 哎那是艺术嘛 that's art. 73 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:18,319 那个 Hey, 74 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:19,599 你把我鞋刷了 you washed my shoes! 75 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,798 啊你不用谢我 You're welcome! 76 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:22,119 谁谢你了 I'm not thanking you! 77 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,559 我那本来就脏脏鞋 They'redesigned that way! 78 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,639 不脏怎么穿呀 can't wear them if they're not dirty! 79 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:25,399 哎呀是 Emm, 80 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,439 踩脏了再穿 step on them before you wear them. 81 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:26,919 好吧 OK. 82 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:28,119 给我站住 83 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,119 不吃早点 If you don't have your breakfast 84 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:30,959 把红糖水喝了 you should drink your brown sugar water! 85 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:32,399 喝那东西干什么 What for? 86 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,639 我算过 l'vecalculated 87 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,799 你这两天好像正好不舒服 88 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:36,959 对了 For the, 89 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,599 过两天我带你去纺织厂 Ill take you to the textile mill in a couple of days. 90 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,679 你芳姨帮你介绍份工作 Your aunt set you up with a job. 91 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,079 你年纪也不小了 You'reno told either, 92 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,119 工作得稳定 Work steadily. 93 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,119 三千多一个月 Three thousand more a month. 94 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,279 有五险一金 We have five social insurance and one housing fund. 95 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,279 过年还 New Year's day also. 96 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:04,959 将军 Checkmate! 97 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,039 大明星 Big star, 98 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,239 这么早上哪儿啊 where are you heading to when it's so early 99 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:11,079 演出 For performances. 100 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,159 大明星 Big star, 101 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:12,959 又跑通告啊 anther commercial event? 102 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:13,759 哎对呀 Yeah. 103 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,319 刚从你这修的车车胎又扎了 The tire that you just repaired is wrong ing again. 104 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:16,119 小伙儿 Is this fish fresh 105 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,559 这鱼新鲜吗 young man? 106 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:18,679 大姐 Madam, 107 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,159 鱼不能问新鲜不新鲜 you can'task whether it's fresh. 108 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,319 你得问它年轻不年轻 You should ask whether it's young. 109 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,479 来你重新问我 Now,ask me again. 110 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,359 ŶŶ OK. 111 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,239 你这鱼年轻吗 Is this fish young? 112 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:28,439 这个鱼年不年轻 In order to judge whether it's young, 113 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,039 要看鱼的尾部 114 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,159 如果尾部没有鱼尾纹 If there's no crow'sfeet, 115 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:32,839 它就年轻 it's young. 116 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:33,279 看 Look, 117 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:33,959 多年轻 how young is it! 118 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,719 给我掏掏肚子 Clean its organs for me. 119 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:36,919 然后把鳞刮刮 And remove the scales. 120 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,439 大姐你咋那么懒呢 Why are you so lazy,madam? 121 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:39,719 回家自己收拾呗 Take care of it when you go back home. 122 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,839 在我那弄一回十块钱挺贵的 It costs you ten RMB if I have to do it for you. 123 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,039 十块钱 Ten RMB? 124 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,119 你这是给鱼做手术呐 Are you going to have a surgery on it? 125 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:45,559 不是 No. 126 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,599 年轻它老化妆 It wears make up all the time because it's young, 127 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,559 那一回那还刮不干净呢那 so I can't remove its scales on the first try. 128 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,079 给我刮十遍 Then do it ten times! 129 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,639 刮十遍 Ten times?! 130 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:53,959 大明星早啊 Hello,big star! 131 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:54,959 哎呦大叔儿快 Hi,sir! Hurry up ！ 132 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:56,079 这条鱼啊 Remove the scales of this fish 133 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,879 刮十遍 For ten times? 134 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:02,999 推 这鱼能受得了吗 Even the fish can't bear it. 135 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:03,439 鲜 136 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:05,399 今天去哪儿啊 Where're we going today? 137 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,319 还是老地方吗 Old place? 138 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,039 作为我的助理 You should pay more attention to my schedule 139 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,399 对我的行程安排是不是得上点心啊 as my personal assistant! 140 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,238 又从城东干城西呀 So from the east part of the city to the west? 141 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,079 嫌远啊 Is it too far for you? 142 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:13,759 哪儿的话 Come on. 143 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:15,359 近着哪儿显得着我呀 I can't show off my skills if it's too near. 144 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:16,479 王牌飞行员 Golden pilot 145 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:17,359 前来报道 is here to report. 146 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:18,759 来吧展示 Come on! Show time! 147 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:22,359 致敬手儿人的梦想做后起之秀 148 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:22,839 致敢平凡人的梦想做后起之秀 脑电池 149 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:23,319 创储起航/置急理车 致敬平凡人的梦想做后起之秀 康性电池 150 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:25,159 燃情起航/就是现在 致敬平凡人的梦想做后起之秀 诚性电池 151 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,279 水库活 小晴 Xiao qing. 152 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:27,839 水库洁 主 今年的后起之秀又来 The Rising Star for this year starts 153 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,798 要是能登上这个舞台就好了 It'll be so great if I can perform there! 154 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,039 放心吧 Don't worry! 155 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,199 会有那么一天的 The day will come. 156 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,039 水库活鱼 157 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:43,759 清 .10 158 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,238 得劲儿啊队长 So nice,old captain! 159 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,678 这么些年了 After so many years, 160 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,719 就是离不开你这销魂三刀啊 I still can't live without your hair cut skills. 161 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,919 还不是你们老哥几个捧 No,you guys are nice. 162 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,119 其实啊老队长 Actually,old captain, 163 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,759 有时候我真替你鸣不平啊 sometimes I feel so unfair for you. 164 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,159 要不是因为下岗大潮 If not because of the laid-off s wave, 165 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,039 开这么个店 you opened a barber'sshop. 166 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,199 你都有可能 You could've been 167 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,599 混成副厂长了 the vice-manager. 168 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,279 哎呀副厂长有啥用 What's the point? 169 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:26,839 不也是个副的 It's just a vice-manager 170 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:27,199 对吧 Also, 171 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,678 况且厂还黄了 the factory closed. 172 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:29,319 行 Right, 173 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,279 现在这一切 things now 174 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,279 不也挺好 are great too! 175 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,159 好个屁呀 Bullshit! 176 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,639 俺姑娘 My daughter 177 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:34,999 可不听话了 is so rebellious. 178 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:35,919 哎 Come on! 179 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,279 小晴这闺女 Xiao qing 180 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:40,719 这么懂事 is so obedient! 181 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,319 当大明星 Now she's a big star! 182 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:45,919 你在这潜伏着呢 Li. 183 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:47,639 这个老李从来都是这个毛病 That's how he has always been. 184 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,238 我啊早就来了 I'm here for a long time. 185 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:51,798 王半仙说了 Mr. Wang said 186 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,039 胡同口那先生 the fortuneteller living in this alley, 187 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,359 我那闺女是 my daughter'slife 188 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,399 水命 is watery, 189 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:56,879 哪能火 so she can't be a hit! 190 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:58,359 队长你听他干嘛 Why do you listen to him,captain? 191 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,119 他胡说八道 That's nonsense! 192 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:00,759 可别这么说 Please don't say that! 193 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,559 咱老邻居从小看她长大的 As an old neighbor who watches her growing up 194 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:03,599 大方不怯场 I have to say she's not afraid of the stages 195 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:04,719 唱歌又好听 and she can sing well. 196 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:05,919 迟早能当大明星 It's just a matter of time for her to become big. 197 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:07,919 超多优患好礼，进占就送 198 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:08,439 占就达 199 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:09,959 社店就达 下面有请 Now let'swelcome 200 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,199 进店就达 新生代歌手杜小晴 Du Xiao qing.the singer of the new generation, 201 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,879 进店达 为大家带来歌舞表演 for her singing and dancing performance! 202 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:14,599 礼，进点就达 大家掌声欢迎 Please welcome her with applause! 203 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:16,479 短多优志灯 204 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,519 10月1日 出生证明即可领取8寸蛋糕券一张 送蓝色 体验券1张 （先到先得 ABEARS 私房话说着说着又回到你 免费吃 品 Myprivate talks will all return to you. 205 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:21,519 费 D ng 全场7折 静游 下雨天太闷太闷也都怪你 You'rethe one to blame for the rainy days. 206 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:22,159 （先到先得，送完为止） 验券1张 下雨天太闷太闷也都怪你 免费 品 You're the one to blame for the rainy days. 207 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:23,079 红包悬挂在服务台 东方购物卡（农限） 里面有现金2元-50元不等 双红包一个 港湾公众号 朋友圈 Please don't care too much about 208 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:23,839 红包意挂在服务 买商品同等价值东方购物卡（仅限当日购物小） L领取红包一个 里面有现金2元-50元不 拜托不要太在意 注蓝色港湾公分 D罐 my 209 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,039 券一张 好姐妹 Please don't tell me any bad news, 210 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,879 我不要听坏消息 my best ies : 211 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:30,639 ID 红包 关江盈色 里面 送蓝色港湾游乐场免费 说喜欢blingbling 是我故意 领取红包一个 I told you I like glitter on purpose. 快心 212 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,359 里面有现金2元-50元不等 翻旧帐不听不听假装失忆 pretend to not remember the old beefs. 213 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,438 窗 你讲 The big lessons 214 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,119 再多的大道理 you told 215 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:37,158 生蓝色港湾公众号 免费领 分析 色港湾游乐场免费体验 即可领取8 寸蛋糕券一张 and analyzed 216 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:37,799 物锁红色 购买商品同等价值乐力 红包悬挂 领取红包一个 里面有 还不如夸几句 满 88 元 are not better than some compliments. 217 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,078 点一点就会忘记 will be forgotten lit tie oy little 218 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,479 糕劵一张 送 小晴小晴 Xiao qing, Xiao qing! 尔弗 219 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:43,078 天下无双 The one and only! 220 00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:44,999 小晴小晴 Xiao qing, Xiao qing! 221 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:46,079 天下无双 The one and only ！ 222 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:47,519 取8寸蛋糕券一张 小晴小晴 Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing! 223 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:48,999 面有现金2元-50元不等 天下无双 The one and only! 224 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,799 送蓝 糕劵一张 小晴小晴天下无双 Xiao qing, Xiao qing! The one and only ！ 225 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:00,599 杜小晴 天上地 What's wrong with you, 226 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:02,879 天上地下 你怎么回事啊 Du Xiao qing? 227 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,799 小晴无双 你知不知道作为你的经纪 Do you know how hard it is 228 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:06,919 小晴无x 有多难呐 to be your agent? 229 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,599 我给过你多少次机会 l'vegiven you so many chances, 230 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,559 你都不知道珍惜 but you show no gratitude ！ 231 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:12,079 Mn e H. 232 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:13,839 RU 现在可倒好了 Now it's good! 233 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:14,959 Mine He 234 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:15,319 Mn e H.. 235 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:18,439 文明如厕人人有责 It's your duty to keep the bathroom clean. 236 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:19,519 杜小晴 Du Xiao qing, 237 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:21,439 过来 come here. 238 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,919 刚刚就是个意外 It was an accident! 239 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,959 上地下 晴无双 怎么你天天那么多意外呢 Why do you have so many accidents everyday?! 240 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,039 每天不是迟到就是早退 You either arrive late or leave early. 241 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,319 地下 不是轮胎爆炸就是发动机坏了 Or you have a flat tire or your engine doesn't work 242 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,559 排面不大 Your gaud s 243 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,039 谱儿倒不小 are bigger than your fame! 244 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,319 还带个助理 And you even bring an assistant with you? 245 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:42,039 лл Thank you. 246 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,359 你怎么不带个财务呢 Why don't you bring an accountant? 247 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:46,239 天上地下 248 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:47,919 是我 it's me. 249 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:48,999 лл gi Thank you. 250 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,279 上地下 你怎么不带个电工呢 Why don't you bring an electrician with you? 251 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:53,319 哥也是我 it's also me. 252 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:54,599 лл Thank you. 253 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,159 怎么不带个狼狗呢 Why don't you bring a wolfhound? 254 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,279 天上 哥还是我 Sir,also me. 255 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:57,679 天 256 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,919 天上地下 257 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,119 谢谢啊 Thank you. 258 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,239 上地下 259 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,999 天 你用得了那么多纸吗 Can you use up so much toilet paper? 260 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:06,679 不环保 Not environmental friendly. 261 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,279 小晴啊 Xiao qing, 262 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,839 why do you have diarrhea at the why do you have diarrhea at the e wrong time? 263 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,479 你早上吃的啥呀 What did you have for breakfast? 264 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:15,519 不吃早点 If you don't have your breakfast 265 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:16,519 把红糖水喝 you should drink your brown sugar water! 266 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,159 晴啊 Xiao qing 267 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,639 又看后起之秀呐 are you watching Rising Stars again? 268 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,199 我包的饺子你不爱吃 You don't like the dumplings I made 269 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,039 我给你买了外卖 so I bought you some take-out. 270 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:35,759 鱿鱼馅儿的 The dumplings 271 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:36,519 饺子 with mackerel filling. 272 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,239 你妈那个时候啊 Your mom was 273 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,599 每个月不舒服 more moody than you 274 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,439 那脾气比你还大呢 on her period every month. 275 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,439 所以呢 So, 276 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,759 我没事儿给她冲点红糖水喝 I made her some brown sugar water to drink 277 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:49,399 她可爱喝了 Although she liked it, 278 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,239 但她不舍得喝 she didn't drink it a lot because of the price. 279 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:52,919 CC 所以你看现在 Sol can 280 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:53,959 留着 save it 281 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:55,879 冲给你喝了 to you. 282 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:56,839 等会 Wait a second! 283 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,879 我妈不是走了十凡年了吗 My mom passed away more than a decade ago! 284 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:00,239 啊 Yeah. 285 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,799 什么时候的红糖啊 When was the brown sugar made? 286 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,479 08年的红糖 2008?! 287 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,919 过期那么长时间了让我喝呀 How could you make me drink it after it expired for so long. 288 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,159 能不拉肚子吗 No wonder I had diarrhea! 289 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,679 哪能哪能 That's not true! 290 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:11,559 真是的 Well, 291 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,079 08 年的红糖才好呢 the brown sugar made in2008 is really good! 292 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,239 我们工人阶级呀 We have to save money on every meal, 293 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,799 饭一粥都要节省 as the working class. 294 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,919 We work hard to get things! We work hard to get things! 295 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,679 08年的茶 Teafrom2008?! 296 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,359 哎哎哎 Wait! 297 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,079 这茶啊 The tea 298 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,319 越老越香啊知道吗 98 年的咖啡 福口 tastes better when it's older! Coffee from 1998?! 299 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,159 哎哎哎 Hey! 300 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:28,638 这咖啡 The coffee 301 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,439 这越老它味道越浓你知道吗 tastes stronger when it'solder! 302 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,599 82年的茅台 Whitewinefrom1982?! 303 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:32,758 哎哎哎 XXXX Hey! 304 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,398 stop KX XK 305 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:34,479 喔 Well, 306 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:36,599 有话 we can talk 307 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,119 慢慢说 if you want to talk. 308 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:39,518 啊 Well, 309 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:43,559 阿晴啊 Xiao qing, 310 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,559 静品 在家里任性可以 it's fine to do whatever you like at home, 311 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,239 醇品 上班可不行啊 but not at workplace. 312 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:48,319 喉你还记得 Do you still remember 313 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,719 芳姨帮你找个 the job at the textile mill 314 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:50,919 纱场的工作 introduced by your aunt Fang? 315 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,559 昨天领导打电话给我问你的情况 The manager called me to know more about you yesterday. 316 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,999 说什么一个月3500 块钱 He said the salary is 35o0 RMBa month. 317 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:56,559 逢年过节还 And during the holidays 318 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,559 我不去 I won't go. 319 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:02,879 那也好 Fine. 320 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:04,559 爸呢 I'm not 321 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,919 也不是那么死板 so rigid, 322 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:06,839 对不对 right? 323 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,879 你去试一下 You can try. 324 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:08,919 不行就回来 If it doesn't work,you can come back. 325 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,119 咱怎么说也有个理发店呢 I own a barber'sshop, 326 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:11,638 对不 right? 327 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:12,719 那也是 It's 328 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,199 家族生意嘛 a family business. 329 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,479 我的店得传给你 can pass my shop to you. 330 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,599 谁要继承你那破理发店 don't want to inherit your crappy barber'sshop. 331 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:18,439 哎站住 332 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,079 破理发店 Crappy barber's shop? 333 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,799 它养活了你20 多年啊 You live on that for more than twenty years! 334 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,439 我听明白了 I see. 335 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,959 你是觉得养我费钱了是吧 You think it's a waste of money to support me? 336 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,159 那以后不用你养了 ou don't have to later! 337 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:30,879 我自己养活我自己 can'support myself. 338 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:31,839 我有工作 I have a job. 339 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,439 你那工作帮国家创什么业绩了吗 Have you contributed to the country in anyway with your job? 340 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:35,758 帮国家 Help it 341 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:36,359 创 to create 342 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,559 G什么 P了吗 the GDP thing? 343 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,239 վס Stop! 344 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,319 我还没说完呢 I haven't finished yet. 345 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,359 说什么说啊 Stop talking! 346 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,039 我现在总算理解我妈当年的心情了 Now I understand what my mom felt back then. 347 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,079 跟你一起生活太难了 It's so hard to live with you. 348 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,719 杜小晴 Du Xiao qing, 349 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,599 咱爷俩说话 why do you 350 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,398 你总搬你妈出来 always talk about your mom 351 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:57,518 你啥意思啊 when it's only between us? 352 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,679 你说我啥意思啊 You don't know why? 353 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,879 当年要不是我妈 If it was not my mom 354 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,559 为了这个家同时打好几份工 who did multiple jobs for this family 355 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,839 这个家早就了 we were broke! 356 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,199 都是因为你没出息 It's all because you have no talent! 357 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,599 我妈才会走这么早 So my mom passed away so early! 358 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,159 滚 Get out! 359 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,559 我不就是摔了个照片儿吗 I didn't break the photo 360 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,879 又不是故意的 on purpose! 361 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,079 杜常勇 Du Chang yong, 362 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,239 你从小到大都没有凶过我 you haven't yelled at me before. 363 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,119 那么凶干什么 Why are you so aggressive? 364 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,319 我又没有说错 I didn't say anything wrong. 365 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,599 凭什么骂我呀 Why did you yell at me? 366 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,239 喂小晴 Hello, Xiao qing. 367 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:56,999 电视新闻上说 The TV news said 368 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,919 宇宙射线马上就要来了 the cosmic rays are coming. 369 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,239 据说可浪漫了 They must be very romantic! 370 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:01,439 什么宇宙射线啊 What cosmic rays? 371 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:03,199 百年难得一见 Once in a lifetime. 372 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,119 哎你站高点儿往天上看 You can stand taller and watch the sky 373 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,359 在哪儿啊 where are they? 374 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,039 我怎么看不见啊 I can't see anything. 375 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,679 千万别跳 Don't jump! 376 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:17,839 晴啊 Xiao qing, 377 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,159 千万不能做傻事啊 don't do anything stupid! 378 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:21,758 啊 What? 379 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,879 晴啊你是爸爸最疼的女儿 You're my favorite daughter! 380 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,919 你要珍惜生命啊 Please value your own life! 381 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,479 说什么呐 What are you talking about? 382 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,039 最多以后你做什么 I won't stop you 383 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,599 我都不阻你 to do anything you like. 384 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,559 好不好 OK? 385 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,279 你你回来 Come back. 386 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:34,479 那里危险 That place is dangerous! 387 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,398 跟爸回家 Go home with me. 388 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:36,518 我不回去 No, I won't! 389 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,319 你什么时候能考虑一下别人的感受啊 When can you consider other people's feelings? 390 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,799 我怎么不考虑你的感受啊 I can't care more about your feelings! 391 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,479 你说你都老大不小了 You're not a kid anymore, 392 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,239 每天都发那明星梦 but you still dream about becoming a celebrity. 393 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,799 有意义吗 What's the point? 394 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,599 我的梦想没意义 If my dream has no point, 395 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:49,999 那什么有意义 what else have? 396 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,439 你那破理发店有意义 Your crappy barber'sshop? 397 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,559 啊晴啊 Xiao qing, 398 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:55,799 那个理发店 the barber'sshop 399 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,079 养活了全家 supports the whole family. 400 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,439 It can't be more meaningful. It can't be more meaningful. 401 00:14:59,520 --> 00:14:59,999 �´ Come here. 402 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,679 不要站在那里 Don't stand there. 403 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:02,518 过来 Come here. 404 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,279 跟爸回家 Go home with me. 405 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,439 我说过很多次了 l'vetold you so many times 406 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,279 我不回 I won't... 407 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:54,599 Ѫѹ His blood pressure 408 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:55,758 正常 is normal. 409 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,439 心率呢 His heart rate 410 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,159 偏低 is low. 411 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,159 暂时没有听到胎心 No fetal heart has been heard now. 412 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,439 啊就是一直听到一种 And I can always hear 413 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,079 奇怪的呼噜声 a strange snoring. 414 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,199 不过你们不要奇怪啊 don't think it's weird. 415 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,999 男人怀孕 There're cases of 416 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,398 在世界上 men getting pregnant 417 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:20,999 是有 in this world. 418 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,518 我记得 I remember 419 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,599 我不是在天台 I was on the rooftop. 420 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,319 怎么到这儿了 Where am Ihere now? 421 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,518 你们谁有镜子 Do you have a mirror? 422 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,079 大妹子 Young lady, 423 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,879 你见到我闺女了吗 have you see my daughter? 424 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,039 士站 Nurse 小姑娘嘴还挺甜哈 2 理 thankyou for your sweet words,miss. 425 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,398 我不是小姑娘 为了确保您的医保利益，出院时能进行实时结算 I'm no miss! 住院期间不得离院、不得挂床，医保卡请随时携带 426 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,559 你知道我闺女儿住哪个病房吗 为了确保您的医保利益，出院时能进行实时结算 Do you know where my daughter is? 住院期间不得离院，不得挂床、医保卡请感时携带 427 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:38,599 不要激动 Relax. 428 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,679 激动对你的手术不好 It's bad for your surgery. 429 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,359 手术 Surgery? 430 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:44,679 我呀 l'm 431 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,119 其实是个男的 actually a man. 432 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,638 之前在钢厂上班儿 I worked in a steel mill 433 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,199 还拿过五一劳动奖 and I won the award for laborious workers! 434 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:49,679 我有个闺女 I have a daughter 435 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,079 见过产后抑郁 436 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:51,559 没见过产后妄想症啊 but not with postpartum paranoia. 437 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,559 什么手术 What surgery? 438 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,239 部腹产手术啊 A C-section. 439 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,319 不过你放心 But don't worry. 440 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,279 我们全程无痛微创 It's painless and minimally invasive. 441 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,319 两个小时搞定 It can be done within two hours 442 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,319 七天出院 and you can be discharged from hospital in seven days. 443 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,999 我还是要恭喜你啊 I have to congratulate you 444 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,159 这么大年纪 for having the baby 445 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,079 还能怀上 at your age. 446 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,479 我问你 Tell me 447 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,318 跟我一起来的人在哪儿 where is the person coming here with me? 448 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,559 վסվס Stop! Stop! 449 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,118 嗯 Well. 450 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,199 这人怎么回事儿啊 What's wrong with this person? 451 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:23,559 到底是怎么回事儿 What's going on? 452 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:25,279 学护收务点护国 心店学+快 晴儿 Xiao qing, 453 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,559 00000 29980-0909 8+#m# 是你吗 is that you? 454 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,799 杜常勇 Du Chang yong?! 455 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:31,919 别跑站住 #个#全东的# 净了#诊的#品#自行护## Stop running! Stop! 456 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,919 别让他跑了 Catch him! 457 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:33,639 但费请不#加境，平该，送传 但费请不#加境，平该，送传 快 Hurry up! 458 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,359 前边别挡道别挡道 Move! Get out the way! 459 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:36,079 别跑 Stop running! 460 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:38,639 这边 This way! 461 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:42,839 站住那儿呢 Stop! They're over there! 462 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:43,559 别跑站住 463 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:49,359 人呢 Where are they? 464 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,079 They were here just now. They were here just now. 465 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:50,999 哪儿去了这 Where are they? 466 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:53,599 上那边儿看看 Have a look over there. 467 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:54,919 走去那边儿看看 Let's go. 468 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:56,799 过来一起去 Come here and go with us. 469 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,439 怎么了你又 What's wrong with you? 470 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,719 你说你这身体 Tell me how long 471 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,799 还得跟我多久 I have to be in this body 472 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,759 这香水味儿呛得我鼻炎都犯了 My rhinitis is worse because of your perfume! 473 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:11,399 你好 What about you? 474 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,479 你看你这肚子 Look at your belly! 475 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,039 跑两跑 You sweat so much 476 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:13,839 一身臭汗 after running for two seconds! 477 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:15,839 大夏天的 Everybody sweats 478 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:16,799 谁不出点汗呐 in summer! 479 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:18,879 我就说吧 I tell you 480 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:19,919 我天天叮嘱你 that you have to 481 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:20,719 多吃点饺子 eat more dumplings 482 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,079 多吃 and more food. 483 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:21,959 别饺子了 Stop talking about your dumplings! 484 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,759 快点找个办法 Think about it! 485 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,999 把它换回来嘛 How can we exchange our body again! 486 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,039 既然这传统医学不行 If the traditional medicine doesn't work 487 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,559 咱得想个非常规的办法 we have to come up with an un traditional method! 488 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,919 王半仙 Mr. Wang! 489 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,279 合 手机 收购驾服 换锁芯 住马开服务站 所为何事 贴膜 what you come for. 490 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:47,559 哎 What? 491 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:48,959 半仙儿多厉害 That's so impressive. 492 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:49,719 嗯 Well. 493 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,639 重金求子 416745 普通的十块 手机 The ordinary screen protector is10 RMB. 494 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,639 钢化的十五 The tempered glass screen protector is15 RMB 495 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,559 手机拿来看看 Show me your phone. 496 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,919 你帮我看看我这个手机 What kind of screen protector 497 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,559 适合贴个什么样儿的膜呢 is suitable for my phone? 498 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,479 钢化膜 Tempered glass screen protector! 499 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,039 就是它 This one. 500 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:05,839 钢化膜 Tempered glass screen protector 501 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:06,879 防偷窥的 is anti-peep. 502 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,039 还有钻石 This one has fake diamonds on it. 503 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:08,879 Bling Bling的 It's so shiny! 504 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,519 FASH DN CASE 这个不太适合我吧 I don't think this one suits me. 505 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,679 If you don't like this one, If you don't like this one, 506 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:12,359 还有 I still have... 507 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,599 不是来问这个的 That'snow what we come for! 508 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:15,999 En 509 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,759 原来你们为的 So you don't come here 510 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,159 不是那个事儿啊 for screen protector! 511 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,119 难道说 Do you come here 512 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,999 是为了股市行情 for stock guo tation? 513 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,839 彩票中奖号码 The winning numbers of lottery? 514 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,039 我想起来了 I know! 515 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,959 就是不让你女儿当明星那个事儿呗 The thing that prevents your daughter from becoming a celebrity! 516 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,119 明白 I got it! 517 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,319 我一定给你办得明明白白的 I'll take care of it for you! 518 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:40,799 不让你姑娘跑一趟 I won't let your daughter come here for no reason. 519 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,119 但是收费不能少啊 But I won't give you a special offer 520 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:42,919 还是八百 The price is still 800 RMB 521 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,279 杜常勇 Du Chang yong! 522 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,359 闺女你听我解释啊 can explain everything to you! 523 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,559 回家你就知道 You know it when we're home. 524 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:50,999 常勇 Chang yong, 525 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,279 我怎么觉得你今天有点儿娘呢 why are you a bit girly today? 526 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,079 你别看他 Don't look at him! 527 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,279 我才是常勇 I'm Chang yong! 528 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:58,959 Mr. Wang. Mr. Wang. 529 00:19:59,120 --> 00:19:59,479 换锁芯 立用##服务# 招租 那天 We were on the rooftop 530 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,599 换锁芯 ##护服务# 招租 我们在天台 that day. 531 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,879 “嘣”的一声 Then boom! 532 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,399 我们的灵魂就调换 Our souls were exchanged 533 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,319 你们俩有病赶紧治病去 Go to the hospital if you're ill. 534 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,359 我在这儿做生意呢 I'm doing my business here. 535 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,719 别耽误我做生意好不好 Stop wasting my time, OK? 536 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:10,719 走走走走走 Go away! 537 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,359 贴膜儿 Screen protector! 538 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,359 钢化膜儿 Tempered glass screen protector! 539 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,399 钻石膜儿 Screen protector with fake diamonds! 540 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,039 老王 Wang, 541 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,879 兄弟真是杜常勇 I'm indeed Du Chang yong. 542 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,279 厨岸老中医止牌有站路 你听好了啊 Listen to me! 543 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,239 你结婚就离喝酒就多 You got divorced right after you got married and you drink a lot. 544 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,919 豫老中医止牌有站临 坑蒙拐骗不崂人嗑 545 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,199 建筑工地偷人钢管儿 You stole the steel pipes from a construction site 546 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,719 小区里偷人自行车 and stole bicycles in our community! 547 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,439 这可都是你喝多了告诉我的啊 You told me all these when you were drunk! 548 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:31,959 常勇 Chang yong, 549 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,999 皮肤奇痒老中医止舞有站 你怎么什么都跟孩子说呢 how can you tell everything to your daughter? 550 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:35,919 上次你喝大了 The last time you were drunk 551 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,719 跟人王寡妇说她是七杀入命 552 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:38,959 所以克死她老公 she killed her husband. 553 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:39,639 老中医止舞有站级 想要破解 In order to fix this, 554 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,239 老中医止牌有站际 只能后半辈子跟你过才能逢凶化吉 the only solution was to spend the rest of her life with you. 555 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,919 还有那李奶奶丢的狗 And did you eat 556 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,399 是不你吃的 the dog lost by Mrs. Li? 557 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:45,799 老中医止牌有站 行了 Enough! 558 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:08,919 中 559 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:20,559 哎呀 Oops, 560 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,719 看样子不灵啊 it doesn't seem to work. 561 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:23,759 杜常勇 Du Chang yong, 562 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,439 你还愿不愿换回身体啊 do you want to have your body back? 563 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:26,799 不许亵渎半仙 Show some respect! 564 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:30,479 安 565 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:33,919 好像真的行耶 it worked. 566 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,079 这么厉害吗 Is he really so powerful? 567 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,439 That's so impressive! That's so impressive! 568 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,759 半仙儿好潇洒 Mr. Wang is so cool! 569 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:52,958 哎呀 Well, 570 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,599 功力很深呐 he's really good! 571 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:55,919 你看这火旺的 Look how big the fire is! 572 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,999 帅的人火气都旺 It applies to all the handsome people! 573 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,079 你们俩干嘛呢 What're you doing? 574 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:01,438 嗯 What? 575 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:02,599 没看着火了吗 Can't you see the fire? 576 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,639 赶紧救火啊 Help me to put out it! 577 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,479 哎呦我去 Damn! 578 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,159 功力好深呐 He'sa master! 579 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,958 对不起 I'm so sorry. 580 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,799 多大岁数了大晚上上天台点火玩儿 You're too old to play fires on the rooftop at night. 581 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,479 幸亏发现得早扑灭了 Luckily it was put out early! 582 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,359 再有一次 If it happens again, 583 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,839 我将追究你法律责任 you have to take the consequences! 584 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,479 消防员同志说的对 You're right,sir! 585 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,159 车间防火要谨慎 We have to be very careful about fires in workshops. 586 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:39,919 我们会注意 Well pay more attention to 587 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,559 安全生产的 safe production. 588 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:43,999 多大岁数了 Learn from your daughter, 589 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,079 多跟你闺女学学 old man. 590 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,079 道理一套一套的 She's reasonable. 591 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:46,639 我走了 I'll leave now. 592 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,039 慢点儿走 Take care. 593 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:48,719 啊 Well, 594 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,198 要是没有什么事儿的话 if there's no other thing, 595 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,159 那我也先走了 I'll leave too. 596 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,679 这个忙我真帮不了 I really can't help you. 597 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,438 法我都做了 I've done the magic arts. 598 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,519 你要相信 you have to believe 599 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,759 互换灵魂的事儿是真的 that the soul exchange thing is real. 600 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,239 我真的是杜常勇 I'm really Du Chang yong. 601 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,519 我是杜小晴 I'm Du Xiao qing. 602 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,919 我不管你俩谁是谁 don't care about who you are. 603 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,239 我知道我是谁 I know who I am. 604 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,719 我就是个贴膜儿的 I'm just a screen protector guy. 605 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:20,438 你放我走吧 Please let me go. 606 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:20,958 求你了 Please. 607 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:21,559 哎呀 Well, 608 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,999 你要是走了 If you leave, 609 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,839 你吃狗的事儿可就 your secret of eating the dog 610 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:26,639 告诉李奶奶呀 We'll tell Mrs. Li! 611 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:27,999 哎 Well, 612 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,759 我想到了一个办法 I have a solution. 613 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,359 根据你的描述 According to your description, 614 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,559 那天夜里 at that night, 615 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,639 你们在天台就听 you heard 616 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:36,479 “咔嘧” ”一声 the boom sound on the rooftop, 617 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,438 便互换了身体 then you exchanged your bodies. 618 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,599 而据我分析 And according to my analysis, 619 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:39,719 这种“咔” the boom 620 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,399 就是一种强大的冲击力 is a strong impact. 621 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:42,919 而我们现在要做的 622 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,479 就是模仿这种冲击力 is to imitate the impact! 623 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,079 而你们 And you two 624 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,599 互相给对方冲击力 can give each other the impact. 625 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:47,919 你“挎啦”他 You punch him 626 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,039 他再“挎啦”回去 and then he punches back. 627 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,039 “挎啦”一声 Boom! 628 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,359 互换身体 Exchange your bodies. 629 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:53,438 开始 Start! 630 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,438 废话少说 Cut it short! 631 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,479 杜常勇 Du Chang yong, 632 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,958 就你这个倒霉身体 your shitty body 633 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,239 除了三高之外 has cardiovascular problems 634 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,319 心血管又不行 in addition to high blood pressure,blood fatness and blood sugar. 635 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,519 腰间盘还突出 Your slipped discs too! 636 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,639 人突你突 You don't have to follow the crowd. 637 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,799 你突得那么厉害 And your slipped discs is way too serious! 638 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:05,599 你好呀 What about you? 639 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,919 你穿得花里胡哨的 You dress like 640 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,559 跟个行走的霓虹灯似的 a walking neon light! 641 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:09,479 好的你呀 642 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:10,679 气儿都不会喘 You can't even breathe! 643 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,479 不用多说了 Say no more! 644 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,599 来吧呀 Bring it on! 645 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:17,639 你俩干嘛呢 What're you doing? 646 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,399 打呀 Let's start! 647 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,679 下不了手是吧 You can't do it,can you? 648 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:21,599 把眼睛蒙上 Cover your eyes. 649 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,599 Hisense 650 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,759 对不起 We're so sorry. 651 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,239 都几点了还鬼哭狼豪的 it's too late to scream now! 652 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,599 别人休不休息了 Other people have to rest! 653 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:40,839 常勇啊 Chang yong, 654 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,279 你得保重身体 take care of your body! 655 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,639 你跟他们不一样 You're different to them! 656 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:44,639 明天啊 Tomorrow, 657 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,359 我做些好吃的给你补补 I'll cook you some delicious food. 658 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,359 芳儿 Fang, 659 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,438 当着孩子的面儿 don't say those things to me 660 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,319 别说这些 in front of my daughter. 661 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,879 小晴 Xiao qing, 662 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,599 你怎么说话没大没小的 how can you speak to me in that way? 663 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:55,438 不过啊 But 664 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:56,599 我喜欢 I like it. 665 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,159 行了 Alright, 666 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,359 你们早点儿休息啊 have a good rest. 667 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,799 我走了啊 I'll leave now. 668 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:03,958 再见 Goodbye. 669 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,319 芳儿啊那个 Well, Fang... 670 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,039 要是没什么事儿的话 If there's nothing, 671 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:10,719 那我也先走了 I'll leave. 672 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:18,879 老王 Wang, 673 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,159 你不能骗我俩吧 you can't lie to us,right? 674 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,119 哎呀 Come on! 675 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,159 都把我打成什么样了 Look at my face now! 676 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,399 我还敢骗你俩吗 Id are not lie to you! 677 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:23,999 一会儿 Later 678 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,958 就用我的武功绝学 I'll use my kung fu called 679 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,039 五雷轰顶 Thunderstruck! 680 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:28,999 闺女儿 Xiao qing, 681 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:29,599 跟上啊 follow me. 682 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,239 这哪儿有雷 There's no thunder. 683 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,198 怎么能没有 How can it be? 684 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,119 因为没有雷 Because there's no thunder, 685 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,719 部 所以我们要找一个电闸啊 we have to find a switch. 686 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:34,519 请勿靠近 此处危险 慢点啊 Careful! 687 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,759 请勿靠近 此处危险 只要找到了电闸一通电 Once we find the switch and get charged with electricity ， 688 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,119 正迎安业 让你们交换身体 请勿靠近 此处危险 to help you to exchange your bodies. 689 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,479 还得上几楼啊 How many stairs do we have to climb? 690 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,599 应该就是这儿了 I think it's here. 691 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:42,438 就在这儿 Here! 692 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:42,919 哎呦 Well, 693 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,479 可算到了 we're finally here. 694 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:49,519 不是 No. 695 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:50,879 在哪儿呢 Where is it? 696 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,799 这个好 This is very... 697 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,438 啊在哪儿呢 Where is it? 698 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,239 走错了 We went the wrong way. 699 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:55,919 那边儿 Over there. 700 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,279 往那边儿走 Over there. 701 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,839 我去 Damn! 702 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,599 哎呦 Oh. 703 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,119 那边儿 Over there. 704 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,399 找了半天 We've been searching for ages, 705 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,479 还没找着 but we have n'tfound anything. 706 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,159 应该是天意 That's the destiny. 707 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,079 啊要不然咱别找了 Maybe we should stop searching. 708 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:14,919 你要是不找的话 If you quit, 709 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,119 我这嘴可 my mouth wil.. 710 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,198 找找找找找找 Continue! Continue! 711 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,438 找还不行么 I'll continue searching! 712 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,759 但找这半天还没找着 But we have n't found anything after so long. 713 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,039 那怎么办呢 What should we do? 714 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:22,839 要不然 May be 715 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,198 只能让我老 'II 716 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,198 算一卦了 use divination. 717 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:26,679 拿着 Hold it. 718 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:32,719 哎哎哎哎 Hey! 719 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,239 32 福 720 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:35,639 下去了 It's fallen down! 721 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,039 按照这个情势来看的话 Based on the current situation, 722 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,479 应该是在楼下 it must be downstairs. 723 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:40,679 我们下楼找 If we search for it downstairs, 724 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:41,759 一定能找到 we can definitely find it! 725 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:43,599 走走走走走 Let'sgo! 726 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:45,079 下楼找下楼找拿着 Downstairs! Downstairs! Take it! 727 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:45,839 走了走走走 Let'sgo! 728 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,119 我鞋哪儿去了 Where's my shoe? 729 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:48,519 这儿 Here. 730 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:50,958 老王 Wang? 731 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:51,479 嗯 Yeah. 732 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,239 这也没有啊 There's nothing. 733 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,559 要再没有的话 If not, 734 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,279 勿靠近 处危险 老讷只能再卜一卦了 I have to use divination again! 735 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:13,958 QQQQ QQ O 灯怎么亮了 Why is the light on? 736 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,879 终于可以用我的五雷轰顶大法了 Finally I can use the thunderstruck! 737 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:21,599 一会儿 Later, 738 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,119 你们两个人手牵手 you two hold hands 739 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,999 人伸出一个手指头 and reach out one finger 740 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,239 同时按向电门 to touch the switch at the same time. 741 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:27,119 这样 So 742 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,919 你们就能交换身体了 you two can exchange your bodies. 743 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:29,839 明白了吗 Get it? 744 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:30,479 嗯 Yeah. 745 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,079 开始 Let's start. 746 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,119 闺女儿 Don't be afraid, 747 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:40,719 别怕 Xiao qing. 748 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,159 有爸在呢 Dad is here. 749 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:46,759 �´ Come here. 750 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,519 待会儿 Later, 751 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,639 爸数123 on countof3 752 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,319 我们一起 and we'l... 753 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:11,999 老王啊 Wang. 754 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:12,759 嗯 Yeah? 755 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:13,999 你行不行啊 Will it work? 756 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,639 肯定行啊 For sure! 757 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:17,879 我原来试过 I've tried before, 758 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,079 三天都没起来 and I stayed on bed for three days. 759 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,479 我再看看 I'll check. 760 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,919 线路没问题啊 The circuit is OK 761 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,799 正负极也对呀 The polarity is correct. 762 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,079 这个插销没插 But it's not plugged in. 763 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:31,559 Hey Hey 764 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,359 灯 Why the lights 765 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:34,759 怎么亮了 are on. 766 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,839 对不起 We're so sorry. 767 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,799 闹了半天 We haven't done the exchange 768 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,958 价 也没换回来 after all the hard work. 769 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,759 价 还搭了个半仙儿 And we let Mr. Wang pay for the price. 770 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,839 你 这辈子可能再也不能进澡堂子了 I probably can never go to the bathhouses again. 771 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:06,399 嗯 Well, 772 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:10,879 你的 it's for you. 773 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,479 喂怎么了哥 Hey,what's up? 774 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:16,159 妈呀 Oh my god. 775 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:17,879 我拨错号儿了咋的 Did I dial the wrong number? 776 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,958 伤疤 这声怎么跟我爸似的呢 Why do you sound like my dad? 777 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,919 伤疤 哎怎么了哥 Hey,what's up,bro? 778 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,719 伤疤 大哥大哥 Are you OK, 779 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,919 吗 你好吗 my elder brother? 780 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:34,999 一个 好的哥 OK, bro. 781 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:38,599 人家说什么了你就挂了 What did he say? How could you hang up so gui c kly? 782 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,359 他说明天有个演出叫你过去 Tomorrow there'll be a performance. 783 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,359 吗 784 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,039 演出 Performance. 785 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,159 别寻思了 You can't go. 786 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,159 身体换回来之前不宜乱动 It's for the best before we exchange our bodies. 787 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,399 我这么努力 But I worked so hard 788 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,839 就是为了赞资历 to get experience. 789 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,119 去参加后起之秀 So I can perform at the Rising Stars. 790 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,879 你这样都不帮我 You won't help me? 791 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,399 你帮我去嘛 Please perform for me! 792 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:05,719 喉 Well. 793 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:08,399 最多 promise 794 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,919 以后你说什么我都听你的 I'll listen to whatever you say. 795 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,519 喉 Well. 796 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,639 好了好了好了 Alri hgt. 797 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,559 最多 promise 798 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,319 以后你叫我继承你的理发店 I won't say no 799 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:25,999 我都答应 if you ask me to inherit your barber's shop! 800 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:34,958 �´ Give me. 801 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,079 给来点醋老板 Give me some vinegar,boss! 802 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:36,839 有醋吗 Do you have some vinegar? 803 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,159 将军 Checkmate! 804 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:45,239 吹 店 805 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:02,719 奥新 806 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:07,319 那不是杜小晴 Isn't that Du Xiao qing? 807 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,039 鞋 808 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:18,198 #口可乐 809 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:23,438 哎呀 Hey! 810 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,519 Zhang and Zhang and 811 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,239 good morning Good morning! 812 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:29,079 老宋 Song, 813 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:29,438 奥回新 814 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,198 芹菜给我留点儿 奥@新 leave me some celery! 815 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,198 晚上包饺子啊 奥新 I'll make dumplings tonight! 816 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,438 这谁啊 Who is she? 817 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,198 大明星杜小晴 Du Xiao qing,the big star! 818 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:36,879 牛活鱼 哎花儿 Hey, Hua! 819 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:37,479 喝茶去呀 Are you heading to the teahouse? 820 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,519 小张早 Good morning, Zhang! 821 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,198 Good morning! 822 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,159 我就说喜欢你一辈子 I told you I would love you for my whole life. 823 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:44,958 水库 不是你的一辈子 That doesn't mean your whole life 824 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,438 水库 哪怕你现在就去死呀 Even if you die now! 825 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,279 水月 826 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,159 什么呀地砖儿都松了 The floor tiles are so loose! 827 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,519 哎呀都是油 Eww! It's so oily! 828 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,359 杜常勇啊 Du Chang yong, 829 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,958 这刀都崩成这样儿都不换把新的 Why don't you change the knife? It is so broken! 830 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,159 把人刮坏了怎么办呢 What if you hurt the customers? 831 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:20,279 喉算了 Well,never mind. 832 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:21,679 今天还是不开张好 It's better if I don't open the barber's today. 833 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,719 老队长早啊 1 oodmorning,old captain! 834 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:26,319 干嘛呢 what are you doing? 835 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:32,119 老队长 Old captain, 836 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,399 今天买卖有点儿稀啊 you have no customer today! 837 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,359 我们两个过来给你壮壮人气 We're here to contribute to your business! 838 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,279 杜小晴 Du Xiao qing, 839 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,438 今天的打扮很别致啊 your look is so special today. 840 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,879 我都差点没有认出来你 I almost can't recognize you. 841 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,399 就你小子给小晴打电话呢吧 So you're the one who calls Xiao ging all the time? 842 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:54,438 小晴小晴的 And you call her Xiao qing! 843 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,839 小晴是你叫的吗 You don't have to right to call her so! 844 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,519 看你这状态 Look at you. 845 00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,159 跟平常有点不一样啊 You're a bit different. 846 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,719 一言难尽 It's a long story. 847 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,359 有嘛难尽的 Come on! 848 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,198 生活哪有那么容易的 Life is hard! 849 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,759 要都那么顺利 If it's easy, 850 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,559 那还叫生活吗 it's not life! 851 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,319 张叔李叔啊 Mr. Zhang and Mr. Li 852 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,519 今天确实不方便 today is not the best time to do business. 853 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,519 哇啊杜小晴 Wow! Du Xiao qing! 854 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:18,879 哎就你这个劲儿 I love your attitude! 855 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:19,479 哎呦 Oh! 856 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,319 我太喜欢了 I love it so much! 857 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,399 太太给力了 So lm pressive! 858 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:22,999 上什么车 Get on the car? 859 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,438 话说明白了 Tell me first, 860 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:25,919 你跟小晴什么关系 what's your relation with Xiao ging? 861 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,399 咱俩什么关系你能不知道啊 You don't know that? 862 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,198 我不你助理吗 m your personal assistant! 863 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:31,519 心工 864 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:32,479 小绿品 银 助理 Personal assistant? 865 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,119 小晴多大腕儿我不知道 You think c don't know what kind of “super star"she is 866 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,279 还请助理 She can't afford an assistant! 867 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,599 哇杜小晴 Well, Du Xiao qing. 868 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:38,879 3 D 000 就你这个让人难以捉摸这个劲儿 8子 You'reso hard to understand! 869 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:39,958 喉喉喉 Hey! 870 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,239 我要自己去城北 If l'mgoing to the north part of the city myself 871 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,319 可能真赶不上了 I probably can't make it on time. 872 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,359 不如 873 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,359 就让这个变态送我一程也好 it's fine if this pervert can offer me a lift 874 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,879 今天告我又不用去了 You told me to go then you refuse to go l 875 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,639 给我心里造成这种落差 Sol feel a bit disappointed. 876 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:50,599 这种失落感 The sense of disappointment 877 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:51,759 这种挫败感 and the sense of frustration 878 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,119 ME 太刺激了 1 are so exciting 879 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,559 我跟你讲 Hey! 880 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,479 杜小晴过分了啊 hat'stoo much, Du Xiao ging 881 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,639 我不需要怜悯 don't need your mercy! 882 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,079 出发 Let's go! 883 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:01,839 推 Ml 884 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:02,759 太刺激了 So exciting! 885 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,159 国 1e 886 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,119 你们家小晴 Your daughter 887 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,799 还这么不着调 is still unreliable 888 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,478 没正形是吧 and immature,right? 889 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,119 要是能有正形啊 If she's mature, 890 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,998 还能到今天 she can't end up like this. 891 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,998 小晴那个纱厂工作 You're the one 892 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:16,719 是你给介绍的 who introduced Xiao ging to work in the textile mill? 893 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,559 哎老队长 Old captain, 894 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:18,839 你不记得了 don't you remember it? 895 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:20,239 小晴的对象 You're the one 896 00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:21,879 是你给介绍的 who introduced Xiao qing boyfriends? 897 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,759 闺女都这么大了 She'sold enough 898 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,119 也该搞对象了 to have a boyfriend. 899 00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:32,958 那就好说 That'll be easier 900 00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:39,478 家电维修 专业上门维修安装 901 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,399 ͬ־ Comrade, 902 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,399 请问这酒 is the dir nk 903 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,159 要钱吗 free? 904 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:18,399 啊 Well, 905 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:18,919 不要钱 yeah. 906 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,479 奖 杜小晴 Du Xiao ging! 907 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:28,839 这边啦 This way! 908 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:30,959 哇你在搞什么 Hey,what're you doing? 909 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,639 又迟到 You're late again! 910 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,239 每次都这样 You do so all the time ！ 911 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:34,879 喔啊 Wow! 912 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,999 我带lady gaga 的时候都没有你这么难呐 Lady gaga is easier to work with ！ 913 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:40,519 哇你怎么穿得 Come on! 914 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,279 这是什么行头啊 What're you wearing? 915 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:43,239 这么土 You have no sense of fashion! 916 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:44,639 跟这里的环境搭吗 Your outfit doesn't go along with the environment! 917 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,999 知不知道什么叫fashion 呐 Do you know what fashion is? 918 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:54,199 лл Thank you! 919 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,119 你就是梅同志吧 You must be Comrade Mei! 920 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:57,959 幸会 Nice to meet you! 921 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,519 幸什么会呀幸会呀 What're you talking about? 922 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,439 不要叫同志 Stop calling me comrade! 923 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:02,999 叫梅哥 Call me Mr. Mei! 924 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,239 我干了你随意 Ill drink it up! Please suit yourself! 925 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,119 喝什么酒啊喝酒 It's not the time for drinking! 926 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,399 还有时间喝酒 We don't have time! 927 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,519 你是来干什么的你知不知道 Do you know why you are here? 928 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:19,679 ͬ־ Comrade, 929 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:21,439 我来干什么 why am I here? 930 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,319 干什么的 Why are you here?! 931 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,279 你作为一名歌手 You're a singer! 932 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,439 你干什么的不知道吗 That explains everything! 933 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:28,999 想一想 Think about it! 934 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,079 лл Thank you! 935 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,559 不叫你来唱歌难道叫你来打渔吗 If you don't come here to sing,you come here to go fishing? 936 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,079 我唱什么歌啊 What the song am I going to sing? 937 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,799 唱你最拿手的 The song that you're best at! 938 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:47,999 鲜啤 奖 同志 Comrade, 939 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,359 我唱什么歌啊 what the am I going to sing? 940 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,639 最最拿手的 The song that you're best at! 941 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,799 刚刚那个人好搞笑啊 That person is hilarious! 942 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,279 中宝9区 Rnes 情投意又合 943 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:19,719 中工 J 奶文 完回购 情投意又合 944 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:34,599 F工 UJ奶文 U2 比什么都快樂 945 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:36,759 鱼油鸡焖 她哟我哟 946 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,239 可5达证 比什么都快樂 947 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,959 中工 UJ 奶文 QV 比什么都快樂 948 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,519 同志辛苦 Thank you,comrade! 949 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:29,479 哎呀呵 Well. 950 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:30,159 奖 天呐 Oh my gosh! 951 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,559 怎么整啊 What should I do? 952 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,359 小晴好不容易有个机会 She finally has the chance, 953 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,639 让我给干砸了 but I screwed it up. 954 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,159 喉呀 Well, 955 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,159 干砸正好啊 but it's for the best! 956 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,839 She can find a factory and work there. She can find a factory and work there. 957 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:54,959 就这么定了 That's it! 958 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,679 哎呀对不起 O h, I'm so sorry! 959 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:49,919 老队长 Old captain 960 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,319 偶尔失手一次也就罢了 it's fine if you did it wrong once, 961 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,319 接连失手十七八次 but you did it 17 times in a row. 962 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:57,999 有点过分了吧 Is that too much? 963 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,319 他这个手艺呀 I can't 964 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,919 我是不能照顾了啊 support your business anymore. 965 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:01,599 对对 Right! 966 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,319 哎哎哎 Come on! 967 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,359 别啊老张啊 Please don't, Zhang! 968 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,039 你这也不能拿 You can't 969 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,799 开水敷毛巾啊 use boiled water on the towel! 970 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:08,239 你 You! 971 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,959 你以为拔鸡毛了 You think you were plucking chicken? 972 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:11,199 小晴 Xiao qing, 973 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,079 我说你爸爸最近 I think your dad is 974 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,879 大脑反应倍儿迟钝 a bit slow lately. 975 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,399 是不是得老年痴呆 he gets senile dementia? 976 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,199 是是是 Yeah! 977 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,639 你奶奶痴呆 Your grandma gets senile dementia! 978 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,679 你们全家痴呆 Your whole family get senile dementia! 979 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,519 你祖宗十八代痴呆 It runs in your family! 980 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,519 不对啊 No, 981 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:30,719 杜小晴 Du Xiao qing. 982 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,319 我就交给你个理发店都能给我干砸了啊 I only asked you to look after my barber'sshop and you ruined it! 983 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:35,799 你说你 If you can't do it, 984 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,759 干不了给我关张啊 you can close for today. 985 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,279 非得给我弄成命案现场 You don't have to make it a crime scene! 986 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,119 你爸我 I haven't failed once in haircutting 987 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,879 这么多年从来都没有失手过 for so many years. 988 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,679 你让我怎么跟老张老李交代 How can I explain to Zhang and Li? 989 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:44,479 啊 Huh? 990 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,639 我那给你演得热热闹闹的 I performed so well for you, 991 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:48,399 你倒好 but you 992 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,039 完蛋货 silly girl 993 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,119 这么多年苦心经营的理发店 ruined my barber'sshop 994 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,119 全让你给毁了 that I've been looking after for so long. 995 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:58,879 我的头发怎么 What's wrong with my hair? 996 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,679 杜小晴 Du Xiao qing, 997 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:05,999 你胆肥了吧 you're so bold now! 998 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,319 还敢给我扔进泳池里 You threw me into the swimming pool! 999 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:09,799 你等着 Just wait! 1000 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,559 你的职业生涯就算是死了 Your career is done! 1001 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,999 杜常勇 Du Chahg yong! 1002 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,479 我叫你去表演一场 I asked you to perform, 1003 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,279 你帮我打了个自由搏击 but you went there boxing! 1004 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,559 我叫你点一个卯 I asked you to check informe. 1005 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,399 你帮我经纪人洗了个澡 but you helped my agent to take a shower! 1006 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,239 还有啊 And 1007 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,839 我那个头发是怎么了 what's wrong with my hair? 1008 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:28,159 你是不是想毁了我的演艺生涯 Do you want to ruin mycareer? 1009 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:35,279 大家好 Hello, 1010 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,039 接下来为您插播一条新闻 Here'sanother report. 1011 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,919 我们人类科技文明水平 based T on the level of technology and civilization of our humans. 1012 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,239 对于浩瀚宇宙来说 we can only know very little 1013 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,199 只是一知半解 about the great universe. 1014 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:41,799 教授 Professor, 1015 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,679 是否在宇宙射线的辐射下 will there be more ridiculous things 1016 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,639 会发生更加离奇的事情呢 under the radiation of the cosmic rays. 1017 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,679 这个呢是当然的了 that's for sure. 1018 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:50,799 National 因为人体的意志啊 Because the human willingness 1019 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,559 Nati or 很玄妙 is very mysterious. 1020 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,879 宇宙也非常玄妙 And the universe is very mysterious too. 1021 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,119 它会发出强大的能量 It gives out huge power 1022 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,399 会增幅人们心中的执念 which greatly contributes to the human willingness. 1023 00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:58,959 从而 And 1024 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,399 引发种种奇迹 lots of miracles are caused. 1025 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:02,319 小晴 Xiao qing, 1026 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,399 你说的那个宇宙射线专家我找到了 I found the expert of cosmic rays that you talked before. 1027 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:06,879 喉呀 Well, 1028 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:07,959 孩子啊 Son, 1029 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:09,639 我也不想瞒你了 I don't want to lie to you. 1030 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,039 我不是小晴 I'm not Xiao qing. 1031 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,199 我是小晴她爸 I'm Xiao qing's dad. 1032 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:13,959 小凯呀 Kai, 1033 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,279 我是小晴 I'm Xiao qing. 1034 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:21,479 啊 Well. 1035 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,159 我从事宇宙神秘学研究 I've been studying cosmic occultism 1036 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,679 已达30年之久 for30 years. 1037 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,999 堪称业界天花板啊 And I'm the expert of the experts in this field. 1038 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,599 什么奇怪的科学奇事我没有见过啊 I've seen all the unbelievable things. 1039 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,519 复活节岛石像 The Easter Island Statues, 1040 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:49,879 麦田怪圈 the Crop Circles 1041 00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:51,559 通古斯大爆炸 the Tunguska explosion 1042 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,239 胡夫金字塔 and the Khufu Pyramid 1043 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,879 哪一个是可以用人类科技解释的 none of these can be explained by technology. 1044 00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:58,719 教授 福 Professor, 1045 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,279 我就直说了 I'll be honest with you 1046 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,199 我们两个灵魂 Our souls exchanged. 1047 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,399 互换了 Exchanged? 1048 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:04,879 小鸟一只 A little bird. 1049 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,599 我以为是什么大事呢 It's not a big deal. 1050 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:09,799 灵魂互换找我就对 Luckily you found me! 1051 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:11,639 咚咚了咚咚咚咚 Tok tok tok! 1052 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:12,519 东风 Eastwind! 1053 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:13,159 碰 Bang! 1054 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,719 那我们要怎么才能换过来啊 How can we change it back? 1055 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,159 个人玩 Play on my own. 1056 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:17,919 一万 Ten thousand! 1057 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,639 我不要一个人玩 don't want to play on my own. 1058 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:20,719 西风 Westwind! 1059 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:22,399 方法很简单 It's so easy. 1060 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:23,199 要恢复 If you want to change it back, 1061 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,519 只要以毒攻毒 you have to combat poison with poison 1062 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,839 以射攻射 and combat rays with rays. 1063 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:27,719 夫妻吵架背靠腰 A couple fight a fight! 1064 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:28,279 北风 Northwind! 1065 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:28,719 碰 Bang! 1066 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,039 以毒攻毒 I know 1067 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,239 我倒明白 combat poison with poison. 1068 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,519 以射攻射 But what does 1069 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,159 是怎么回事儿 combat rays with rays? 1070 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:35,439 两个人玩 Two people play together! 1071 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,359 等下一次宇宙射线 When the cosmic rays 1072 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,559 再次来到地球的时候 visit earth again 1073 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:39,599 你们身体接触 you can change your souls back 1074 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,239 就可以互换回来了 with the help of body contact. 1075 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,398 棺材板儿 Coffin plank. 1076 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:43,079 哎碰 Bang! 1077 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:44,439 棺材板我要了 I'll take it. 1078 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,358 那下一次什么时候来呀 When will it visit the earth again? 1079 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,199 想胡牌 If you want to win, 1080 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,279 打发财 you have to earn. 1081 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:49,919 碰 Bang! 1082 00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:50,878 这个嘛 1083 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:51,639 说不准 hard to say 1084 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,639 三个人玩 Three people play together. 1085 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:56,039 上次的上次 When was the one 1086 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,479 是什么时候呢 before last time? 1087 00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,719 实 笑 南打了就不难 It's not hard if you use “south ". 1088 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,279 上一次是 The one before last time 1089 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,279 1840年 Is1840, 1090 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,479 实 10 笑 鸦片战争的时候 during the Opium War. 1091 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,239 各位亲朋好友不好意思 I'm sorry,my dear friends. 1092 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,839 煮饭没放水 I cook rice without water. 1093 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,159 实 笑 笑 我胡了 Now it's done! 1094 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,559 七彩小屁胡 Success! 1095 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:20,799 喉 Well 1096 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:22,719 这个教授 I think 1097 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,679 看来还是不行啊 the professor can't help! 1098 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,799 你说你交得什么朋友啊 What kind of friend do you have? 1099 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:29,239 就那小车 His motorcycle 1100 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,439 一天坏好几次 breaks a few times everyday. 1101 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,119 不是没电了就没气儿了 It either runs out of electricity or gas ！ 1102 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:33,079 哎老王 Hi, Wang! 1103 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:34,239 回来了 you're back. 1104 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:34,559 啊 Well. 1105 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:35,959 王叔好 Hi, Mr. Wang ！ 1106 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:37,799 杜小晴 Du Xiao ging! 1107 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:39,599 我说过没啊 Have I told you? 1108 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:39,999 嗯 What? 1109 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,559 出门要关门的吧 You have to close the door before you leave! 1110 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:42,759 好的 OK. 1111 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,479 杜小晴 Du Xiao qing! 1112 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,999 你火了 You're a huge star now! 1113 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:52,039 ʲô What? 1114 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:54,639 我火了 I'm a huge star? 1115 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:55,639 其实呢 Actually, 1116 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,519 我早就发现 I found that 1117 00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,279 你是一个天才 you're a genius for a long time! 1118 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,839 在我带过无数的明星当中 Among all the celebrities I work with, 1119 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,119 绝对是气质最独特的那一个 are definitely the most special one! 1120 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:06,119 简直就是 You're 1121 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,439 蝎子粑粑独一份儿 one of a kind! 1122 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:08,999 奖 不是 Wait! 1123 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,599 奖 How did she become famous? How did she become famous? 1124 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,479 有人把你 Someone 1125 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,639 O 在泳池旁边的表现呢 recorded your performance at the pool 1126 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:17,119 再来一首 路转 粉 禺像 六十九 箕好听 接着唱，别停 我头回见到这款的偶像 好久没听老歌 了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 几首吧 拍下来发到子网工 手里拿的是啥 and post edit online. 1127 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,519 全网爆火啊 It went viral! 1128 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,079 哇啊 Wow! 1129 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:23,599 全网爆火 Went viral? 1130 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,358 那得有多火啊 I can't imagine how popular it is! 1131 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,919 嘎嘎火啊 So popular! 1132 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:30,878 哇 Wow! 1133 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,279 六七十个微博超话 You have 70 related hashtagson Weibo! 1134 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,279 直接霸屏啊 They're all about you! 1135 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:36,398 这个 Well, 1136 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,039 ÷ͬ־ Comrade Mei. 1137 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,079 能说人话吗 Can you say it in an understandable way? 1138 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,239 直接霸屏 Everything is about you! 1139 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,159 现在颤音短视频所有的网红 Now the influencers on Chan yin Video 1140 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,439 全部都在模仿你这首歌儿 all imitate your performance! 1141 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,519 简直就是 It's literally 1142 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:52,239 哇哦 Wow! 1143 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:53,799 啥话 What? 1144 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,439 昨天一宿 Last night, 1145 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,679 加了15万粉丝 yougained150,000followers 1146 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,639 今天白天又加了50万粉丝 andtodayyougain500,000！ 1147 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:01,919 说实话啊 Honestly, 1148 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:02,999 对这个市场呢 I've done so many tests 1149 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,559 我做过很多的尝试 of the market. 1150 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:05,919 什么天真萝莉型儿 The Lolitas, 1151 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:07,358 性感御姐型儿 alpha women, 1152 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:08,159 冷艳特工型儿 special agents 1153 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,039 and next-door ladies and next-door ladies 1154 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:10,439 全部都失败了 are all failures! 1155 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,239 没想到 But I didn't expect 1156 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,959 市场需要的竟然是 what the market really needs 1157 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:14,479 is authentic and frank is authentic and frank 1158 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,358 中年大叔型偶像 middle-aged man type of idol! 1159 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:17,599 yeah yeah 1160 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,358 你刚才说什么 What did you just say? 1161 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,439 还要带我去什么派对吗 Took me to a party? 1162 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,358 派对 Party? 1163 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,878 像这种档次的艺人 A celebrity like you 1164 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,799 怎么会去参加派对那种 is too good 1165 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,599 Low 了吧唧的活动呢 for the parties! 1166 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,679 真是我跟你讲啊 Let me tell you. 1167 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,119 你现在的通告啊 Your schedule 1168 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,559 真是满满当当哦 is really full! 1169 00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,599 光是拍杂志的封面啊 You have to do more than 20 shootings 1170 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,999 就二十几家呀 for the cover of magazines! 1171 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,279 还有电影电视剧美容仪 And you have films,tv shows and commercials for beauty.tools, 1172 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,599 化妆品蟑螂药的广告哦 make up products and cockroach killers. 1173 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,319 那我得先去哪一个呢 Which one should I do first? 1174 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,398 uncle 啊 Sir, 1175 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,159 其实我个人呢 I personally 1176 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,479 非常喜欢你这种彪的呼的性格 really like your straightforward personality. 1177 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,799 但是我有一个好建议啊 But I have a good suggestion for you. 1178 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:06,559 我听说啊 I heard that 1179 00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,199 出门右手200 米 there'safamous fortuneteller 1180 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,319 有一家算命的算得特别的准 200 meters away on your right hand side. 1181 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,199 你要不要去找他算一算啊 Maybe you can ask him 1182 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,039 哪里有医生可以看呐 which doctor works better for you. 1183 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,759 那我要去哪一个呀 Which one should 1go? 1184 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,398 早就替你安排好了 I've already got you arranged! 1185 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,878 明天一早就跟我去拍男人能装的封面 We'llheadto For him Magazine for the cover shooting. 1186 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:22,999 只要上了男人能装 If you can be on For him Magazine 1187 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,759 你在东南亚就是 you'll become the biggest influencer 1188 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,999 著名巨型网红了 In the Southeast Asia! 1189 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:33,239 小晴你好 Hello, Xiao qing. 1190 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,079 我是男人能装的主编 I'm the editor-in-chief of For him Magazine. 1191 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:37,159 瘦驴 奖 画 I'm Shoul v! 1192 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:38,799 Nice to meet you,sir! Nice to meet you,sir! 1193 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:39,479 你好你好 Nice to meet you too! 1194 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:40,119 请坐请坐 Please sit down. 1195 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,119 小晴啊 Xiao qing, 1196 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,159 您最近在这个微博上 you're such a hit 1197 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,479 那可是大热门啊 on Weib o lately! 1198 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,239 其实我也是想不明白啊 Actually I feel surprised too. 1199 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,039 你说现在这些孩子 The kids today 1200 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:49,639 喜好怎么这么独特 have a very unique taste! 1201 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:50,479 孩子 Kids? 1202 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,439 您的年龄也不大呀 You're still very young! 1203 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:53,319 哎呀不行了 奖 国 Not really. 1204 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,639 想当初九十年代的时候 I was a worker at a steel mill 1205 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,559 那会儿我还在钢厂当工人 back in the 90s. 1206 00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:57,959 啊 What? 1207 00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,079 哎对不起 Oh,sorry. 1208 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,079 稍等一下 Please wait a second. 1209 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:00,959 福 暂停一下 Stop for a minute. 1210 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,319 头发有点乱了 Her hair is a bit messy. 1211 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,439 小晴说的呢 用 What she was talking about 1212 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,079 是其实是我们小晴的人设 is actually her public persona. 1213 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:07,479 啊 Well. 1214 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,839 邻家叔叔的路线 The next-door uncle persona. 1215 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:13,559 别致 5800 K1/200 So special. 1216 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,159 我们啊 We 1217 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,398 这也是想借您东风 want to benefit from your fame 1218 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,358 共同受益 at the same time. 1219 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:19,039 Now you have Now you have 1220 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,719 其实在网上有很多的拥 so many fans online. 1221 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:21,559 但是 But 1222 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:22,839 黑粉也不少 you have lots of haters too. 1223 00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:24,279 他们坚持地认为吧 They insist that 1224 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,119 您“大叔”这个人设呢 川 your “uncle ”persona 1225 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,119 是经纪公司故意而为之 用 is designed by you agency. 1226 00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,319 这其实就是我的生活常态 奖 奖 This is actually who Iam in real life. 1227 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:33,599 那我讲两句 because you asked. 1228 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:34,039 啊 Well, 1229 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,199 我呀 1230 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,679 一直保持着工人阶级一贯的优良作风 stick to the good morals of our working class. 1231 00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,039 艰苦朴素 Living a simple life 1232 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,759 大干特干踏实干 and being practical, 1233 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:42,919 只有这样 these are the only ways 1234 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:43,639 产量才能上去 to guarantee the productivity. 1235 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:44,719 哎哎哎对不起 Hey, I'm sorry. 1236 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,358 头发又有点乱啊 5800 K1/200 奖 Her hair is messy again! 1237 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,398 其实我们小晴说的呢 What Xiao qing meant is 1238 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,279 是“流量”才能上去 the exposure can be guaranteed 1239 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:56,439 奖奖 的 奖 1240 00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:57,079 哦 国 Oh, 1241 00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,479 old school 用 old school! 1242 00:48:58,920 --> 00:48:59,839 啥死固 What? 1243 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:00,358 用 1244 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,159 哎哎哎 Hey! 1245 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,159 又乱了 Her hair again! 1246 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,639 头发好乱呐 So messy. 1247 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:04,559 It's English! It's English! 1248 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,559 就是老式传统的意思啊 It means in a traditional way. 1249 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:08,679 好继续 OK,go on ！ 1250 00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:11,398 对 Yeah, 1251 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,759 我确实是这么一个 I'm indeed a 1252 00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:14,839 “死固”的人 traditional person! 1253 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:15,999 今天为大家介绍 Today Ill introduce 1254 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,639 V LIAN SIGNERS 这几天在网络上迅速翻红的中年偶像 the middle-aged idol who goes viral online. 1255 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,559 不仅拍摄了男人能装 She not only filmed for For him Magazine, 1256 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:23,679 更在端丽 but also left her beautiful images on 1257 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,999 时尚周刊 Times 上留下倩影 Flower Lady and Times! 1258 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:35,878 1212 1259 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:41,639 季佳宅 SWEET W 博警亚洲论坛全球健康论坛 专业室内装修 TIME! 福牌 福牌 The prettiest 疏3 杜小晴火了呀 every event Hooks for Du Xiaoqing isfamousnow! 220末开出车 所臭不多，欲报从速！ 1260 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:43,999 商 专业高店 送20 M宽带一年 581 G餐 真的假的呀 52三 G套餐 送20 M宽带一年 24 送20 M宽带一年 Really? 1261 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,279 爱场和生 Ther pot or Lady lowel #然 这可是大明星 She's a superstar! 1262 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,319 男人能装 FOR MIA MAGAZINE 真火了 He really makes me famous? 1263 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,358 TIMES 我也可以把理发店搞得红红火火的 I can make your barber'sshop a huge success! 1264 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,119 不光以一己之力轰炸了纸面媒体 She not only occupies all the paper media 1265 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:56,799 就连国际知名化妆品 but also 1266 00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:57,919 太宝 XOD 蜜 was invited by Daba o XO D cream 1267 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,398 也邀请了杜小晴 to shoot 1268 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:00,479 作为model 拍摄 as its model. 1269 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,759 风格以复古对抗时尚 The style inspiration is to use vintage to combat fashion 1270 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,839 逆流而上 and be against the current. 1271 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,199 我天天都用的 X OD蜜 Ius e Xo D cream all day. 1272 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,519 吸收特别快 It's easy to absorb 1273 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,159 挺舒服的 and it's very comfortable to use! 1274 00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:12,679 好咔 Great! Cut! 1275 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:13,599 老师辛苦 Thank you,miss! 1276 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:14,878 导演辛苦导演辛苦 Thank you,director! 1277 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:17,799 不光如此 Also, 1278 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,759 小晴还在游戏世界里登场 she made her debut in games. 1279 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,358 带领大家攻城掠地 She takes people to invade cities 1280 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:22,599 培养兄弟间的情感 to cultivate brotherhood. 1281 00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:24,919 是兄弟就来砍我 Fight with me if you're my bro! 1282 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,439 是兄弟就来狠人儿传奇 Join me on Badass Legend if you're my dude! 1283 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,919 One sword for 999 damage. 1284 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,279 一万倍暴击 You can multiple the damage 1285 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:31,599 装备高价回收 and resell your equipment! 1286 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,719 每天都打沙巴克 I play Shar bark everyday! 1287 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,039 杜小晴的独特穿着也影响了一代人 Her uni gue looks also influence other generations. 1288 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:39,679 新间 前独诗穿看也影响了一代人 hce other generations. 1289 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:40,159 新询世 so influence other generations. so influence other generations. 1290 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:41,759 成为了本市一道靓丽的风景线 And it becomes a beautiful scene for our city 1291 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:43,759 新询 the squares 1292 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:45,799 都换上了小晴复古风 join Xiao qing's vintage trend. 1293 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:50,439 我说怎么着 What did I say? 1294 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,119 小晴红了 Xiao qing is famous! 1295 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:55,119 将军 Checkmate. 1296 00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:57,878 老李快点快点 Hurry up, Li ！ 1297 00:50:58,640 --> 00:50:59,358 嘛将军 Checkmate? 1298 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,599 爱情和生鱼片 很色很花很女 这卒怎么过来了 Flower You can't move your “soldier " like this! 1299 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,239 新面柜 情的理发店故居 hop where Du Xiao ging lived 1300 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:03,679 新闻快讯 也成了本市的游览胜地 becomes a tourist attraction. 1301 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:06,239 新闻 天都有大批人进行打卡 peopie go there to visit. 1302 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,719 接下来让我们连线一下 Now let's get connected with 1303 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:08,719 快讯 1304 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:09,639 Hello,my dear audience. Hello,my dear audience. 1305 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:11,559 现在我们来到的是中年偶像 Now we're at the old house of 1306 00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:12,759 杜小晴的故居 Du Xiao qing,the middle-aged idol. 1307 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:13,959 今天天气晴朗 Today is a sunny day. 1308 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:14,999 就是风有点儿大 Although it's a bit windy, 1309 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:16,119 不过没有关系 the enthusiasm of her fans 1310 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,159 这依然阻挡不了粉丝们的热情 can't be influenced. 1311 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:20,079 看一下 Please have a look! 1312 00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,599 你 热吧 杜小晴就是吃我家菜长大的 Du Xiao qing grew up eating the dishes I cooked! 1313 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:27,479 小晴啊 Xiao qing 1314 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,679 最爱吃我家包子 loves my steamed stuffed buns so much. 1315 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:29,719 小晴啊 Xiao ging 1316 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:31,159 最爱吃我家零食 loves my snacks! 1317 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:33,279 人小吃我家零食长大的 She grew up eating-them! 1318 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,479 法师 知道我是谁吗 Do you know who lam? 1319 00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:40,439 师 量一特#存 11870915755 11870915755 似水 辉断 换锁芯 收购驾照分 ## 知道她是谁就行 as long as you know who she is. 1320 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,398 法师 可是家喻户晓的大明星 known to everyone. 1321 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:45,279 而之前 But she was 1322 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:47,239 法师 只是一个普通人 a normal person 1323 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:47,839 法师 而就在这 l once 1324 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:49,279 法 我给她算了一卦 used divination for her here. 1325 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,719 金求子 #915755 生热品#员 我用五雷轰 绿银团 Iused Thunderstruck! 1326 00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:53,559 神经病 1327 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,959 我只是来买菜的 I'm here to buy some vegetables. 1328 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:56,279 测字 问道 阴风 祈福 祈福 1329 00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:58,319 辉映流年 收购驾服分 俗人 13999000999 So cheesy! 1330 00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:17,079 由海鸭蛋 1331 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:20,719 回来了 You're back? 1332 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:29,919 饺子包多了 I made too many dumplings. 1333 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:31,599 你吃点儿 You can have some. 1334 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:34,839 这是你包的饺子啊 did you make all these? 1335 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,759 不是我包的是鬼包的啊 Who else it can be? 1336 00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:50,719 你吃啊 Have some. 1337 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:04,358 嗯 OK. 1338 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,159 小点儿口 Take your time. 1339 00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:06,679 OK. OK. 1340 00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:07,719 壹着你 Don't get choked on it! 1341 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:09,519 好吃啊 Is it good? 1342 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:11,839 好吃啥呀 Not at all. 1343 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,319 我这是饿了 I'm just really hungry. 1344 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:17,398 你这饺子啊 The leek in your dumplings is too much 1345 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,319 鸡蛋少韭菜多 the egg too little. 1346 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:20,119 搓不成团儿 So your fillings fall apart. 1347 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:21,439 下次注意点啊 Pay attention to it next time. 1348 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:22,239 你别吃 Don't eat them then! 1349 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:25,119 福 1350 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,199 哎 Well. 1351 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:28,479 杜常勇啊 Du Chang yong, 1352 00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,039 想不到啊 I can't believe 1353 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,639 我杜小晴现在 that my face 1354 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,319 红遍街头巷尾 can be seen everywhere! 1355 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,159 我刷微博 It's all about me 1356 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:39,759 全部都是我 on Weib o! 1357 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:41,119 那你说呢 I told you! 1358 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:43,439 你爸我当年啊 I didn't get my fame for nothing 1359 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,719 在钢厂也不是浪得虚名的啊 in the steel mill. 1360 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:53,079 行了 OK. 1361 00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:54,878 不能跟你说了 Enough for chit-chat. 1362 00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:56,439 明天还得跑通告呢 I have commercial activities tomorrow! 1363 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:57,759 good night Goodnight! 1364 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:00,119 固的什么 Good what? 1365 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:02,039 洋文儿 English! 1366 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:02,999 这都不懂 How can you not understand it? 1367 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:05,479 K 1368 00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:05,799 72 1369 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:07,679 会说洋文儿了 He can even speak English! 1370 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:12,839 嗯 Eww. 1371 00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:20,839 那么咸 It's so salty! 1372 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:23,358 杜常勇怎么下得了口 How could he eat them up? 1373 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,199 好了好了 OK! OK! 1374 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:34,279 谢谢啊谢谢谢谢 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! 1375 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:34,919 谢谢啊 Thank you! 1376 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,719 咱们让小晴姐休息一下啊 Please allow Xiao qing to have a rest. 1377 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:37,799 赶快进去 Go inside! 1378 00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:39,119 你们先撤 Leave now! 1379 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,119 我掩护 I'll cover for you! 1380 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,759 快撑不住了 I can barely stop them! 1381 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:44,039 快关门啊 Close the door now! 1382 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:45,479 2 好的 OK. 1383 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,839 这做明星怎么这么累啊 it's so hard to be a celebrity. 1384 00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,239 一个造型摆一天谁受得了啊 Nobody can keep the same pose for a whole day ！ 1385 00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,319 小晴你是不是飘了呀 Do you forget who you are? 1386 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:01,759 你以前不火的时候 When you were not famous, 1387 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,719 可比现在这苦多了呀 the situation was much worse. 1388 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,159 你以前就是想摆也没人看你啊 S 1389 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,358 只有你这个凡活儿就接 You accepted all the offers 1390 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:09,439 接活儿就砸 but screwed up them all 1391 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,079 但是非常努力的 It's your hard work 1392 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,439 才有你今天的红 Du Xiao qing. 1393 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:27,878 请问 Excuse me, 1394 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,319 有人在吗 anyone here? 1395 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,119 今天装修 We're closed today 1396 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,199 不营业 for renovation. 1397 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:39,679 你好 Hello, 1398 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,559 请问咱们这里呀 may I ask... 1399 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,439 你好漂亮啊 You're so pretty! 1400 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:55,759 你 You're 1401 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,759 好萌啊 so cute! 1402 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,919 长长的头发 Long hair! 1403 00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:04,358 黑黑的黑眼睛 Black eyes! 1404 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,719 好像在什么地方见过你 I seem to have met you before! 1405 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:08,719 嘿嘿嘿 Hey! 1406 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,439 突然的幸福啊 The sudden happiness 1407 00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:13,839 来得好甜蜜 comes sweetly. 1408 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,279 我想对你说 I want to let you know 1409 00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,999 我已爱上你 I've fallen in love with you! 1410 00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:20,799 嘿嘿嘿 Hey! 1411 00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:21,519 184 1412 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:24,878 你谁呀 Who are you? 1413 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:27,398 我呀 I'm here 1414 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,479 茶 是来给我家富贵剪毛儿的 for my dog'shaircut! 1415 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,119 我们家富贵儿 It's 1416 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,559 纯贵族血统 pure-bred, 1417 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,239 温婉大方善解人意 gentle and understanding. 1418 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,159 是吧富贵儿 Right,baby? 1419 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:39,919 我这儿只帮人理发 I only give humans haircuts. 1420 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,279 你给人理发 How much 1421 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:47,319 多少钱 is the haircut for humans? 1422 00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:48,999 我给人理发可贵了 It's so expensive! 1423 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:50,079 15 RMB 15 RMB 1424 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:50,919 十五 once. 1425 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:53,878 够不 Is it enough? 1426 00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:57,279 哼 Huh! 1427 00:56:58,480 --> 00:56:59,398 赶紧拾到拾 Please get ready! 1428 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:01,519 拾倒啥呀 For what? 1429 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:03,479 不下班儿了吗 I'm off duty ！ 1430 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,358 这些都是小活儿 Those are just tiny activities, 1431 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:07,439 一会儿的才厉害呢 and the later one is important. 1432 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:10,719 几位大佬啊 a few big shots. 1433 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:11,479 啊 Well, 1434 00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,759 几位制片人大哥 a few producers 1435 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,959 赵钱孙李周几位大哥 named Zhao, Qian, Sun, Li and hou, 1436 00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:16,959 非常看好你啊 they think highly of you 1437 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:18,599 请你去陪他们唱歌儿 and asked you to sing with them. 1438 00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:20,239 其中有一位就是那个 One of them is 1439 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,159 后起之秀制作人啊 the producer of Rising Stars. 1440 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,319 Rising Stars? Rising Stars? 1441 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:24,959 亮哥可以啊 You're so good! 1442 00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:28,439 我不去啊 I won't go! 1443 00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:31,759 咱们说了那么多次后起之秀 We talked about Rising Stars for so many times. 1444 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:32,839 怎么能不去了呢 can you refuse to go? 1445 00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:34,878 我得休息 I have to rest 1446 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:36,279 我不是机器人 and I'm not a robot! 1447 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:39,079 杜小晴 Du Xiao qing 1448 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,358 这是个千载难逢的好机会 it's a rare opportunity! 1449 00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,519 多少女孩梦寐以求想求都求不来 Many girls dream about it all day! 1450 00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,679 你别在这疙瘩好心当成三样儿啊 Be grateful! 1451 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,079 而且我已经答应人家了 And I've promised them! 1452 00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:50,599 你答应了你自己去啊 You can go if you made a promise. 1453 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:53,239 杜小晴 Du Xiao qing! 1454 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,679 别再那疙喀给我赛脸啊 Don't show me that face! 1455 00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:57,039 我告诉你啊 I have to tell you 1456 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:58,358 这几个大哥非常有实力 those gentlemen are so influential in this industry ！ 1457 00:57:58,720 --> 00:57:59,799 你要是给我得罪了 If you offend them, 1458 00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,199 我以后在这个圈儿我就没法混了 I can't stay in this industry later! 1459 00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:04,839 鲁 U· T6093 国 1460 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:05,639 · T6 D93 1461 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:16,599 辛苦了师傅 Thank you,sir! 1462 00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:22,959 哎回来了 You're back. 1463 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:23,398 嗯 Yeah. 1464 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,759 你看这里搞得不错吧 Look how nice this place is! 1465 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:27,559 七百八百 700.800! 1466 00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:29,319 这什么玩意儿啊花里胡哨的 What's going on? It's so dizzy. 1467 00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,959 千一千： 1000.1100.1200！ 1468 00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:33,039 哎呦 Well, 1469 00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:35,679 这谁家的狗啊 whose dogs are these? 1470 00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:36,759 刚刚好 That's correct! 1471 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:37,759 我的顾客 My customers. 1472 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:38,839 顾客 Customers? 1473 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:39,358 嗯 Yeah? 1474 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:40,639 什么顾客 What customers? 1475 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:41,519 我的顾客啊 My customers! 1476 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,759 当然是这个的顾客啦 For this! 1477 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:45,319 你看 listen. 1478 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:47,919 我把你这个破理发店 You charge people 15 RMB 1479 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:50,319 平时帮人剪一个头是不是十五 for haircut once, 1480 00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,159 我给狗剪一个现在有200块 but Iearn2oo RMBfor giving dogs haircut! 1481 00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:55,679 那我帮你我算过啦 l'vecalculated. 1482 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,719 一天剪十个 If I give ten dogs haircuts a day, 1483 00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,159 那就是两千 that's2000. 1484 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:01,878 算了一下一个月下来 And it's 60,000 1485 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,398 那就是六万 every month! 1486 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,479 是不是比你赚得还多啊 Do I earn much more money than you? 1487 00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:06,839 那你以后呢 If you 1488 00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:08,199 不帮人理发 give dogs rather than humans haircuts, 1489 00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:11,559 我们专帮狗理发狗理发就不一样了 it's different! 1490 00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:55,639 杜小晴 Du Xiao qing, 1491 00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,119 你是不是有病啊 are you crazy? 1492 00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,239 给我两个好大哥都给我得罪了 You made the two gentlemen mad at me! 1493 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:01,279 你赶紧过来 Come over here right now 1494 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:02,959 跟我一起给人家赔罪去 and say sorry to them! 1495 01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,999 你以前不火的时候不比现在累得多吗 When you were not famous,the situation was much worse. 1496 01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:09,199 三伏天儿 On hot summer days, 1497 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:10,398 穿着布偶服 you wore doll clothing 1498 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:11,919 超市门口给人促销鸡蛋 and promote eggs in front of a mall 1499 01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:14,799 一下午就五十块钱还落半身痱子 You earned 5o RMB the whole afternoon and suffered from heat rash. 1500 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,279 小晴咱说了那么多次后起之秀 We talked about Rising Stars for so many times. 1501 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,319 怎么能不去了呢 How can you refuse to go? 1502 01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,599 今天你必须得给亮哥这个薄面 You have to go for my sake ！ 1503 01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:22,679 给不了 No, I can't! 1504 01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:26,599 我这么努力 But I worked so hard to get experience. 1505 01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,199 就是为了赞资历去参加后起之秀 So I can perform at the Rising Stars 1506 01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:31,839 你这样都不帮我 You won't help me? 1507 01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:52,959 妈 Hisense Mom, 1508 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:55,119 Hisense 我想你了 I miss you. 1509 01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,358 爸爸妈妈看这里 Look at the camera,mom and dad! 1510 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:31,039 福 1511 01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:12,599 当年要不是我妈为了这个家 If it was not my mom 1512 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:13,878 同时打好几份工 who did multiple jobs for this family, 1513 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:14,919 这个家早就了 we were broke! 1514 01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:16,199 都是因为你没出息 It's all because you have no talent! 1515 01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:17,479 我妈才会走那么早 So my mom passed away so early! 1516 01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:21,079 滚 Get out! 1517 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,599 那杜小晴这一次参加比赛是为了自己吗 Do you participate for your own, Du Xiao qing ？ 1518 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:51,039 哎绝对不是为了自己啊 Definitely not 1519 01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,319 她是为了广大的观众 She does so for the audience 1520 01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:53,839 XXXX 1521 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:54,999 和心中对艺术的 and her dream and pursuit 1522 01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:57,439 那份梦想和追求 of art. 1523 01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:00,959 我这次参加这个比赛 I don't join this competition 1524 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,398 不是为了我自己 for myself, 1525 01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,039 而是为了给我生命中最重要的人 instead, I do so to fulfill the dream of 1526 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:07,759 圆个梦 the person who matters to me the most. 1527 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,199 福 1528 01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:13,079 展 一直以来 For the longest time, 1529 01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:14,759 是我太自以为是了 I've been so self-absorbed 1530 01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:17,119 对梦想抱有偏见 and prejudiced against dreams. 1531 01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:20,079 以至伤害到了最重要的人 And I even hurt the most important person to me. 1532 01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:25,039 但这个比赛对我真的很重要 But this competition really means a lot to me. 1533 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:28,279 来来来喝 Drink up! 1534 01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:31,999 杜小晴 Du Xiao qing, 1535 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:34,079 我们已经跳过很多遍了 we've rehearsed for so many times. 1536 01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:35,358 你到底能不能记住 Can you remember it or not? 1537 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:36,439 再来一遍最后一遍 One more time! Last time! 1538 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:37,439 真的最后一遍 I promise! 1539 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:38,559 RITE RS 走走走走 Let's go! Go! 1540 01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:52,479 食 1541 01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:14,878 这怎么要拆迁了呢 how can this place be demolished? 1542 01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:15,878 好事啊 It's a good news. 1543 01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:17,799 给的不少啊 It's well-paid. 1544 01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:19,639 怎么不少 Well-paid? 1545 01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,279 才给那么点儿钱还叫多 With so little money? 1546 01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:22,439 你见过钱吗 Have you seen money before? 1547 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,239 行了行了 Enough! 1548 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:24,358 差不多就行了 1549 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:31,398 你有发 起行改诉讼，在行政复议、诉讼刷间不停止拆迁的正常进行 八、房限拆迁现场办公地址：长虹北路30弄43支弄7号 heprettiest looks for 八、房屋拆迁现场办公地址：长虹北路30弄43支弄7号 八、房屋拆迁现场办公地址：长虹北路30弄43支弄7号 a very event 唱歌 你 想 你看看 Please have a look. 1550 01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:33,479 这次给补的钱 Isn't it 1551 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:34,719 真的不少啊 well-paid this time? 1552 01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:36,959 你你说嘛呢你 What're you talking about? 1553 01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,919 老队长在这都住了一辈子了 Old captain has been living here for his whole life 1554 01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,119 是他愿意拆迁吗 and he definitely doesn't want to move. 1555 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,358 我不就是说说就是了 -was just saying. 1556 01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:47,559 这理发店刚弄好 I've just finished with the renovation of the barber'sshop. 1557 01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:49,799 本来说不拆的吗 But I heard this place wouldn't be demolished 1558 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,159 怎么说拆就拆了呢 Why does it change? 1559 01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:53,878 钢厂小区 Steel mill community! 1560 01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:55,519 它不能拆 Can't be demolished! 1561 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,639 钢厂小区不能拆 Steel mill community! Can't be demolished! 1562 01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:05,199 一寸山河一寸血 This place is full of our blood and sweat! 1563 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:06,239 哎呦 Ouch! 1564 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,279 这谁踩我脚了 Who stepped on me? 1565 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:10,398 哎呦 Ouch! 1566 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,398 这谁踩我脚了 Who stepped on me? 1567 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:12,839 啊 Hey! 1568 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,759 这句话就别学了 You don't have to repeat this one! 1569 01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:15,719 His onse 1570 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:21,398 哎 Hey. 1571 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,239 回来了晴儿 You're home, Xiao qing. 1572 01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:23,159 啊 Yeah. 1573 01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:24,919 店里生意怎么样啊今天 How's the business today? 1574 01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:26,999 还不错嘛 Not bad. 1575 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:29,358 你别说 I have to say 1576 01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:31,279 爸这一把年纪的 although l'mold 1577 01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,639 天赋还是不错的啊 I'm talented. 1578 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:36,519 怎么了 What happened? 1579 01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:37,878 有心事儿 Anything bothers you? 1580 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:38,959 没事 It doesn't matter. 1581 01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:41,599 隆 咱是一家人 We're a family. 1582 01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:42,519 隆 有事儿跟爸说 You can tell me anything. 1583 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:43,479 隆 爸给你解决 Ill help you to fix it. 1584 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:44,239 没事 it's not a big deal. 1585 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:45,679 你放心吧我没事 Don't worry. I'm fine. 1586 01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:46,878 没事儿就行 That's good. 1587 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:48,878 对了明天就要比赛了 The competition is tomorrow. 1588 01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:50,999 你要好好把舞练好了啊 You have to practice the dancing perfectly. 1589 01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:52,279 我回房间了 I'm go back to my room. 1590 01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:56,799 记得喝红糖水啊 Don't forget your brown sugar water! 1591 01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,159 有请我们的中年偶像 Now let'swelcome 1592 01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,279 杜小晴闪亮登场 Du Xiao qing,our middle-aged idol! 1593 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:11,239 小晴 Xiao qing! 1594 01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:13,039 天下无双 The one and only! 1595 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,519 你太美了 You're so beautiful! 1596 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:18,639 小晴杜小晴 Xiaoqing！ Du Xiaoqing！ 1597 01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:20,878 你好 Hello! 1598 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:22,759 做一下自我介绍 Please introduce yourself! 1599 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,319 各位领导好 Hello,ladies and gentlemen! 1600 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,679 我是学徒工杜小晴 I'm Du Xiao qing,an apprentice. 1601 01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:28,839 做一下introduce More introduction please. 1602 01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:30,079 奖 啥 What? 1603 01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:32,999 奖 就是你有没有什么喜欢的兴趣爱好 Do you have any hobbies? 1604 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,159 奖 像你喜欢的 Like the films 1605 01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:36,759 奖 乐队啊你都可以说 you like. 1606 01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:39,799 那我讲两句啊 I'll say something. 1607 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,119 我喜欢公园 I like parks 1608 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:45,239 撞树 and bumping into trees 1609 01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:47,159 你那都是户外项目 They're all outdoor activities. 1610 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:47,559 嗯 Yeah. 1611 01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:48,719 咱们有没有点儿 Can you talk about things 1612 01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,358 能在家里干的呀 that we can do at home? 1613 01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:51,639 家里 At home? 1614 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:53,358 有 Yeah. 1615 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:55,358 看电视剧 Watching TV shows called 1616 01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:56,159 亮剑 Drawing Sword. 1617 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,839 我特别擅长模仿李云龙 I'm so good at imitating the leading character! 1618 01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:00,398 狭路相逢勇者胜 The brave will win in the battles! 1619 01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:01,759 给老子杀 Kill them! 1620 01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:04,079 我是说你有什么特长 I mean what's your specialty? 1621 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,398 这小晴真棒啊 Xiao qing is great! 1622 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:07,159 СƷ Opus cul um 1623 01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:08,199 还是相声 National or cross talk? 1624 01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:09,639 我擅长 I'm good at 1625 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:10,959 车床冲压技术 la the stamping technology 1626 01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:13,239 和高度蒸馏白酒品鉴 and wine appreciation. 1627 01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:16,118 曾经拿过钳工八级证书 I used to have fitter license.level 8 1628 01:08:16,279 --> 01:08:18,238 和五一劳动模范奖章 and the award for laborious workers! 1629 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:22,479 很特别 She's so unique! 1630 01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:23,399 我喜欢 I like her. 1631 01:08:24,359 --> 01:08:26,599 接下来就让我们期待一下你的表演吧 Let'senjoy her performance! 1632 01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:28,799 不好意思啊段老师 Excuse me, Mr. Duan. 1633 01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:30,198 这个杜小晴呢 Du Xiao qing is 1634 01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:31,439 她是中年偶像 the middle-aged idol 1635 01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:33,158 然后咱们后面的那些观众 liked by 1636 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,439 都特别喜欢她 the audience sitting behind us. 1637 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:35,198 大爷 Please hold the sign 1638 01:08:35,319 --> 01:08:36,479 把牌儿举起来 Sir. 1639 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:37,399 大爷 Sir, 1640 01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:39,399 全 把牌儿举起来 please hold it. 1641 01:08:39,399 --> 01:08:40,198 把脸挡上 Cover your face 1642 01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:40,959 把牌举起来 and lift the sign! 1643 01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:41,879 好的 OK. 1644 01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,519 亲爱的观众朋友们 My dear audience 1645 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,158 根据评委团的 based on the comments 1646 01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:46,359 一致评论 of the juries, 1647 01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:48,319 我们最终的结论是 I'll announce that 1648 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:52,158 杜小晴选手成功挺进下一轮 Du Xiao qing made to the next round! 1649 01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:54,118 大家把掌声送给她 Please congratulate her with applause! 1650 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:56,959 奖 我表演啥 1 Whatdid Iperform? 1651 01:09:00,399 --> 01:09:00,719 纯小晴 味 酒 晴 晴 1652 01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:01,759 小青 史导 晴 睛 Director Shi, 1653 01:09:02,399 --> 01:09:03,519 中年偶像 天上地下 晴” 我有些不太懂矣 晴 don't get it 1654 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,118 这个杜小晴 Du Xiao qing 1655 01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:06,278 能力这么差 has no gift. 1656 01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:08,158 您为什么要保她啊 How can you make her to the next round? 1657 01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:09,278 这些重要吗 Does it matter? 1658 01:09:10,399 --> 01:09:11,479 我们做节目 What're 1659 01:09:12,279 --> 01:09:13,319 为的是什么 the shows for? 1660 01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:16,879 为了实现平凡人的光荣与梦想 For the honor and dream of the ordinary people? 1661 01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:17,719 屁啊 Bullshit! 1662 01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:19,879 那些 That's 1663 01:09:20,359 --> 01:09:22,439 冠冕堂皇的事都是外行人看 the glorified version for the outsiders. 1664 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:23,879 咱目的只有一条 We have only one intention, 1665 01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:24,719 就是有人看 that is views! 1666 01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:25,999 有人看就有广告 If people watch,we have commercials. 1667 01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:28,479 有广告咱就可以干更大的节目 If we have commercials,we can invest in bigger shows! 1668 01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:30,639 杜小晴和她这个溜溜的她 Du Xiao qing and her famous song 1669 01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:33,238 就是咱收视率破二的秘密武器 are the secrets to guarantee more than 2% audience rating. 1670 01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:37,158 所以 So 1671 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,799 我们得把握住 we have to make full use of it! 1672 01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:41,639 开饭了 Dinner'sready. 1673 01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:43,238 今天这么丰盛啊 It looks so delicious. 1674 01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:44,319 多吃点儿啊 Enjoy your meal! 1675 01:09:44,319 --> 01:09:45,118 你喝少点啊 好嘞 Don't drink that much! Yeah. 1676 01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:46,118 芳儿 Fang, 1677 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:47,599 你也别整了 stop making so many dishes. 1678 01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:48,839 赶紧出来喝两口吧 Come out and drink! 1679 01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:50,038 我这还有俩菜呢 I'm still cooking two dishes. 1680 01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:51,679 我做完了就出去啊 I'll go out when I'm done. 1681 01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:55,599 小晴啊 Xiao qing, 1682 01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:58,599 你说话可得注意礼貌啊 you have to be polite! 1683 01:09:58,680 --> 01:09:59,519 知道了芳姨 I know,madam. 1684 01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:02,479 常勇 Chang yong, 1685 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,559 你也跟着瞎掺和 stop messing with me! 1686 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:13,479 哎呀 Well. 1687 01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:14,239 普茅台 今天呐 Today 1688 01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:15,839 等台： 真是个值得庆祝的日子 is a day worthy of celebration. 1689 01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:17,639 没想到我这一上台 didn't expect 1690 01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:19,239 什么都没干直接就晋级了 I made to the next round without doing anything. 1691 01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:20,119 吹牛 Stop bragging! 1692 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:21,639 还不是我们魔鬼训练 It's our training 1693 01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:22,479 才有这个结果 that helped! 1694 01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:23,319 是是是 Yeah, 1695 01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:24,319 都是你的 it all thanks to you! 1696 01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:25,519 啊对了 Oh! 1697 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:27,439 理发店这两天生意怎么样啊 How'sthe business of the barber'sshop lately? 1698 01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:29,119 理发店那生意 The business 1699 01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:31,239 那可是红红火火的 is so good! 1700 01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:31,879 那太棒了呀 康门 Fantastic! 1701 01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:33,199 红红火火的呢 贵州茅台 ipo obos 1702 01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,839 崂什么呢这么开心 What makes you two so happy? 1703 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:36,119 我不晋级了么 I made to the next round. 1704 01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:36,639 啊 What? 1705 01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:37,439 哦不 Oh, 1706 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:38,919 我家晴不 I mean 1707 01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:41,119 比赛晋级了嘛 Xiao qing made to the next round. 1708 01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:41,919 对呀 Yeah. 1709 01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:44,639 不过我听说 But l heard 1710 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,719 这节目都有黑幕的 there're many inside stories of this show 1711 01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:48,839 得花钱吧 and you have to spend money on it. 1712 01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:50,839 我这么有能耐 I don't have to 1713 01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:52,039 花什么钱呀 with my ability ！ 1714 01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:53,479 说的也是啊 You're right. 1715 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:55,159 不过花钱咱也不怕 But we don't have to worry about the money. 1716 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,399 等拆迁款下来啊 I believe the demolish ment money 1717 01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:57,599 它保证够 is enough. 1718 01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:58,599 必须的嘛 Of course! 1719 01:10:59,080 --> 01:10:59,439 鲜等台酒 1720 01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:01,599 喜茅台酒 你吃啊常勇 What do you stop eating, Chang yong ？ 1721 01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:04,159 你快吃 Eat! 1722 01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:05,039 不是 Well. 1723 01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:07,479 拆什么迁啊 Demolish ment? 1724 01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:10,519 就是咱理发店的拆迁款啊 Yeah,the demolish ment money for our barber'sshop. 1725 01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:16,559 杜小晴 Du Xiao qing! 1726 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:19,639 这么大的事为什么没告诉我 How can you not tell me this? 1727 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:21,119 不是 What? 1728 01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:22,279 我什么我 Stop! 1729 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:24,839 我那天天练习给你出道 l've been practicing so hard for the show! 1730 01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:26,039 你倒好 You 1731 01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:27,759 家都让人给拆了是吧 allow other people to demolish our house? 1732 01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:29,639 那也不是我要拆的 I'm not the one who made the decision. 1733 01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:31,199 是人家拆我有什么办法 I don't have other choices. 1734 01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:32,959 那我争取帮你保住理发店不就 But Ill try to save your barber'sshop! 1735 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:33,599 争取什么 Try what? 1736 01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:35,599 争取时间让我给你比赛是吗 Try to make me participate in the show? 1737 01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:40,439 杜常勇 Du Chang yong! 1738 01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:44,039 我一定帮你保住理发店的 Ill save your barber'sshop! 1739 01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:46,159 常勇 Chang yong? 1740 01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:48,919 小晴她 Xiao qing is... 1741 01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:51,239 你们两个 What happened 1742 01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:54,159 怎么回事儿啊 between you two. 1743 01:11:58,240 --> 01:11:58,999 她喝多了 She's drunk. 1744 01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:01,039 欢迎大家来到 Welcome to 1745 01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:03,199 后起之秀总决赛现场 the finale of Rising Stars! 1746 01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:05,999 现在有请我们的导师团队 Now let'swelcome our juries! 1747 01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:06,679 阿岳 Yue! 1748 01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:11,359 有请我们的导师 Now let'swelcome 1749 01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:12,479 阿亮老师 Liang! 1750 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,119 有请我们的明星导师 And finally our favorite jury -- 1751 01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:20,639 段林希 Duan Linx i! 1752 01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:25,799 你凭什么拆我们的房子 How can you demolish this place? 1753 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:26,879 你谁啊你 Who are you? 1754 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,519 咱们住的好好的为什么让他拆 We live here so happily and you can't demolish it for no reason! 1755 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:29,319 对不对 Right? 1756 01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:30,919 鲁 B·02023 你凭什么拆啊 Give me a reason! 1757 01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:32,239 工程机械 鲁 B·02023 谁给你那么大的权力 06 Who gave you the power? 1758 01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:34,799 那我们住哪儿啊 工程机械 Where will we live? 鲁 B·02023 1759 01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:36,519 光想什么呢你 You're only a talker! 1760 01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:37,319 谁给你那么大的权力 Who gave you the power? 1761 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:38,239 闭上你们的口 Shut up! 1762 01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:40,839 都在这叫唤啥呀 Stop screaming! 1763 01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:43,199 必须拆你这个地方 We have to 1764 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:45,039 and it's for your own good. and it's for your own good. 1765 01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,519 今天说啥都没用 It has no point of trying. 1766 01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:47,759 就拆你们 We'll start the demolish ment today. 1767 01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:50,639 我们今天的比赛 Now it's the crucial time 1768 01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:52,759 已经进入了白热化阶段 for today's competition. 1769 01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:53,519 我知道 I know 1770 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:54,999 现场的观众朋友们 our dear audience 1771 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:57,359 一直期待着一位重量级的选手 is waiting for our star participant. 1772 01:12:57,440 --> 01:13:00,119 在这位重量级选手没有来临之前 But before she shows up, 1773 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:02,159 大家请欣赏一段舞蹈 please enjoy the dance! 1774 01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:02,679 有请 Welcome! 1775 01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:05,439 下一个是杜小晴 The next one is Du Xiao qing! 1776 01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:06,399 你看到杜小晴没有 Have you seen her yet? 1777 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:07,159 啊没有啊 Well,no. 1778 01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:08,399 那个杜小晴 Have you seen 1779 01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:09,239 你们看见了吗 Du Xiao qing? 1780 01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:10,039 没有 No. 1781 01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:14,959 小凯 Kai! 1782 01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:17,439 小晴小晴 Xiao qing! Xiao qing! 1783 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,479 天下无双 小味 The one and only ！ 1784 01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:20,759 还有谁 Who else? 1785 01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:48,159 完了完了 Damn! 1786 01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:49,879 再不来就全毁了 If she doesn't show up, I'm done! 1787 01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:51,559 你不能走不准走 You can't leave. 1788 01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:52,399 还没完呢 The performance is not finished. 1789 01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:53,479 还有盒饭呢 And well have free meal. 1790 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:54,599 对不起大家 I'm sorry,guys. 1791 01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:56,039 我来晚了 I'm late. 1792 01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:58,479 我知道 I know that 1793 01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:00,199 大家都有一个 people all have a reason 1794 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,119 比金钱还重要的理由 that is more important than money. 1795 01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:04,679 我也是 I'm the same. 1796 01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:06,119 跟你们一样 I have a person 1797 01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:09,679 我有一个从小陪伴我的人 who is with me since my birth. 1798 01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:12,639 从小溺爱我的人 I have a person 1799 01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:14,919 我有一个 who loves me so much since my birth. 1800 01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:17,039 person 1801 01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:19,439 讨厌我的人 who hate me since my birth. 1802 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:20,479 我们 We 1803 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:21,679 有很多矛盾 have lots of conflicts. 1804 01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:23,479 但是我相信 But I believe 1805 01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:25,279 我会一直爱着他 I'll always love him. 1806 01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:26,439 就像 Just like 1807 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:28,079 我们这里一样 I'll always love this place. 1808 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,479 这里是我们的家 This place is our home. 1809 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:32,999 这里 This place 1810 01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:35,479 有我们爱的回忆 is full of our lovely memories. 1811 01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:38,959 所以 1812 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:41,359 这里 you can't demolish 1813 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:43,479 你们不能拆 this place. 1814 01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:46,159 感人 Moving! 1815 01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:49,199 太感人了 So moving! 1816 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:51,039 老大 Boss, 1817 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:51,719 还拆吗 are we still gonna demolish this place? 1818 01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:55,799 感不感人跟我们有啥关系啊 Moving or not,it has nothing to do with us. 1819 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:56,719 给我拆 Start now! 1820 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:58,199 藏在我后面 Hide behind me! 1821 01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:58,919 病人生命体征没有异常 The vital signs of the patient are normal. 1822 01:15:59,440 --> 01:16:00,399 但是这些病啊 But he has to 1823 01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:01,919 该治还得治 get proper treatment for his diseases. 1824 01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:03,039 他呀 He 1825 01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:04,479 心肝脾肺肾 has problems with 1826 01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:05,799 都有问题 his heart,liver,spleen,lungs and kidney. 1827 01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:06,959 这样 Well, 1828 01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:08,319 你先跟我出来一下 come out with me 1829 01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:09,439 拿点儿药 and get some medicine 1830 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:11,119 先吃吃试试 for him. 1831 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:11,999 不行的话 If it doesn't work. 1832 01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:13,079 你再来找我 you can come back to me again. 1833 01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:19,639 心肝牌肺肾都有病 Have problems with my heart,liver,ple en,lungs and kidney? 1834 01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:20,519 我的 My... 1835 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:22,879 回来了 It's back! 1836 01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:27,999 小晴 Xiao qing! 1837 01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:42,759 没事儿 It's fine! 1838 01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:51,959 换回来了 We change our bodies back! 1839 01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:55,959 太好了 Great! 1840 01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:57,799 莫非 1841 01:16:58,160 --> 01:17:00,119 昨晚宇宙射线来过了 the cosmic rays visited earth last night? 1842 01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:03,359 That's great! That's great! 1843 01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:04,479 观众朋友们大家好 Hello,my dear audience. 1844 01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:06,359 接下来为您插播一条新闻 Here'sanother news! 1845 01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:07,199 昨夜 Last night, 1846 01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:10,159 Yid a company /wanted to demolish the steel mill community by force. /wanted to demolish the steel mill community by force. 1847 01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:13,359 不料住户正是当红选秀综艺成员 But they didn't expect one of the residents is a famous tv show star. 1848 01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:14,639 惨被本地居民 They were kicked out by other residents 1849 01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:16,439 及网上拥泵打跑 and the supporters of the star. 1850 01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:18,759 本事件引起了社会各界的 This incident drew attention 1851 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:19,679 广大关注 from the public. 1852 01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:20,359 我们会为您持续报道 We'll bring more updates. 1853 01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:21,439 理发店也保住 And we saved our barber'sshop too! 1854 01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:22,599 我们太厉害了 We're so good! 1855 01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:23,519 给力给力 Great! 1856 01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:24,879 太棒了 Great! 1857 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:25,559 晴啊 Xiao qing. 1858 01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:26,119 嗯 Yeah. 1859 01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:27,999 耽误了你的比赛 I'm sorry for your show. 1860 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,399 没能圆了你的梦 I didn't manage to realize your dream. 1861 01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:40,239 没事儿 It doesn't matter. 1862 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,599 咱家保住才是第一位的 The only thing matters is that we saved our home! 1863 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:45,159 比赛 We can think about 1864 01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:47,439 以后再说吧 the competition later. 1865 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:49,439 谁说要等以后 Who told you to wait? 1866 01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:54,839 啊梅先生 Hello, Mr. Mei! 1867 01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:57,679 uncle 啊 Sir, 1868 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,159 你终于舍得到医院里看病了 you finally decided to get checked in a hospital! 1869 01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:01,839 杜小晴 Du Xiao qing, 1870 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:04,359 你的命是真够硬啊 you're tough! 1871 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,719 在我带的所有人里呢 Among the people who m I work with. 1872 01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:09,279 恐怕只有史泰龙能够跟你媲美了 only Stallone is as tough ！ 1873 01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:10,479 昨下晚儿 Last night, 1874 01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:11,799 宇宙射线降临 the cosmic rays visited. 1875 01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:13,479 节目组怕影响播出信号儿 The staff worried the signal may be influenced, 1876 01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:15,839 so they postponed the show to today! so they postponed the show to today! 1877 01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:16,999 你现在赶紧出发 If you set out now, 1878 01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:18,959 大约么还能赶得上 you can probably still make it. 1879 01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:21,399 Really? Really? 1880 01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:23,199 哇 Wow! 1881 01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:24,159 太棒了 Fantastic! 1882 01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:26,319 还有机会还有机会 I still have a chance! 1883 01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:28,159 先别抱了先别抱了 No time for hugging! 1884 01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:29,399 赶紧去赶紧出发 Set out now! 1885 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,159 别整那没用的 Don't waste your time! 1886 01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:30,799 赶紧赶紧 Hurry up! 1887 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,879 现在离演出时间还有多久啊 How much do I have till the show? 1888 01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:35,199 十分钟 Ten minutes! 1889 01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:37,879 十分钟怎么来得及啊 I can't make it! 1890 01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:38,439 别急 Don't worry! 1891 01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:39,399 别急姑娘 Don't worry, Xiao qing. 1892 01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:41,679 一定有办法不要着急 We'll figure it out. Don't worry! 1893 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:47,999 用我的车呀 You can use my motorcycle. 1894 01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:53,599 Ov z c O a N 1895 01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:53,919 ov zc c.al 1896 01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:05,079 杜常勇你快点儿 Hurry up, Du Chang yong ！ 1897 01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:06,839 我跑不动了 I'm out of breath! 1898 01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:09,399 你先去 You go first! 1899 01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:10,999 LED 1900 01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:17,999 爸 Dad! 1901 01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:27,439 加油 Go for it! 1902 01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:58,679 小晴我爱你 I love you, Xiao qing! 1903 01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:00,799 哎呀我去 Damn! 1904 01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:03,079 纯纯的surprise Such a surprise! 1905 01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:06,599 对不起大家 Sorry for being late, 1906 01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:07,519 我来晚了 guys. 1907 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:09,959 但是 But 1908 01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:12,839 我今天想换一首歌曲 I want to change to another song. 1909 01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:13,679 啊 What? 1910 01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:14,839 临时换歌 Change the song at the last minute? 1911 01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:15,879 什么情况 What happened? 1912 01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:18,559 中年保做 晴妹妹 1913 01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:19,799 太临时了吧 It's so late minute. 1914 01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:20,319 怎么回事 What happened? 1915 01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:22,719 这首歌对于我来说 This song is very special 1916 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:24,719 非常非常的特别 for me. 1917 01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:25,599 Matla 1918 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:26,919 Maba on 1919 01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:28,399 我想把它送给 I want to give it to 1920 01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:28,839 National 1921 01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:30,359 我生命中 the most special person 1922 01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:32,639 最特别的人 in my life. 1923 01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:24,319 庞 1924 01:21:40,440 --> 01:21:40,759 样子 1925 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:41,159 奖 1926 01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:53,719 Weida 1927 01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:01,639 样子 1928 01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:22,439 的事 1929 01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:40,879 奖 1930 01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:49,719 晴啊 Xiao qing. 1931 01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:51,919 奖 回来了 you're back? 1932 01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:53,959 强斗标 扣 你胃寒 Your stomach is cold. 1933 01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:55,719 奖 福 把红糖水喝了 Drink the brown sugar water. 1934 01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:00,199 闺女 Xiao qing, 1935 01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:02,439 这次搞砸了 don't care about it so much 1936 01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:04,239 可别摆在心上啊 about this time. 1937 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:05,079 没事儿 Don't worry. 1938 01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:06,319 爸您放心吧 Relax,dad. 1939 01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:09,479 爸最多 1940 01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:11,159 良店 再去给你看看 help you to see 1941 01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:12,719 还有没有别的比赛 if there're more competitions. 1942 01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:13,599 算了算了 Never mind. 1943 01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:16,759 我呀还是踏踏实实找份工作 I'd better find another job. 1944 01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:18,239 再不行 Or 1945 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:20,199 就继承咱们理发店喽 I can work for our barber'sshop! 1946 01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:24,239 做人哪可以没有理想 People should have their own dreams. 1947 01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:25,839 你不是说理想没用吗 But didn't you say dreams were useless? 1948 01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:27,519 我啥时候说过的 When? 1949 01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:33,159 爸 Dad? 1950 01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:33,719 嗯 Yeah. 1951 01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:35,999 刚刚那首歌真是你写的 Did you really write that song? 1952 01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:37,199 当然了 Of course! 1953 01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:38,639 想当初你爸 I was really 1954 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,319 也是才艺 fi ft... 1955 01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:41,199 那叫嘛 What's that called? 1956 01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:42,039 横日啊 F ifted? 1957 01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:43,359 才艺横日 Yeah,f ifted. 1958 01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,199 奖 才华横溢 Gifted! 1959 01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:47,399 奖 我老懵住了 I was just confused. 1960 01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:49,039 当时那二车间呐 In our workshop, 1961 01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:50,999 那些女工啊 those female workers 1962 01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:53,279 全是你妈那些情敌 all had crush on me ！ 1963 01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:53,599 福 1964 01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:56,759 奖 真的假的 Really? 1965 01:23:56,840 --> 01:23:57,519 奖 想不到吧 Don't you know? 1966 01:23:57,680 --> 01:23:58,599 奖 想不到 I don't know. 1967 01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:01,639 爸给你做饭 I'll cook for you. 1968 01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:05,839 样子 那就 We can 1969 01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:06,839 样子 吃饺子吧 have dumplings. 1970 01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:08,439 掩饰 真是的 Really? 1971 01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:10,239 掩饰 你不是不爱吃饺子吗 You don't like dumplings,do you? 1972 01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:13,999 谁说我不会做 I can! 1973 01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:16,279 我给你做个报菜名儿都可以 I can cook you all the dishes on a menu! 1974 01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:17,559 不过 But, 1975 01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:18,519 那个 emm, 1976 01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:20,439 要不给你弄个茄子馅儿的饺子 I can make you dumplings with eggplant fillings. 1977 01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:24,119 的事 达纳食店 那个土豆儿也行啊 May be with potato fillings? 1978 01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:25,479 的事 奖 土豆馅儿吃过吗 Have you tried that one before? 1979 01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:26,039 紫 1980 01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:28,719 哎闺女啊 Xiao qing. 1981 01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:33,639 面 1982 01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:36,239 哎 Yeah. 1983 01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:37,679 “奖 1984 01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:38,639 怎么亮了 are the lights on? are the lights on? 1985 01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:52,319 跟着我音乐的节拍 Follow my beat! 1986 01:24:52,400 --> 01:24:52,999 Hey! 1987 01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:56,279 随窈窕老爹摇摆 Swing with the fair daddy! 1988 01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:56,839 咦 Hey! 1989 01:24:58,120 --> 01:25:00,519 跟着节奏跳个痛快 Enjoy your dance with my beat! 1990 01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:01,159 咦 Hey! 1991 01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:04,439 让舞步变得精彩 Make the dance movements great! 1992 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:07,919 从你的眼里看到不同的自己 See a different self from your eyes! 1993 01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:09,919 不一样的美丽 Different kind of beautiful 1994 01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:12,479 和太多情非得已 and so much compulsion. 1995 01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:15,839 每一个呼吸都有我们的回忆 Every breath is full of our memory. 1996 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:18,199 在你的世界里 My footsteps 1997 01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:20,759 有我走过的足迹 are in your world. 1998 01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:24,279 我从没想过我会如此窈窕 I didn't expect I could be so fair 1999 01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:28,359 也从没想到你的那些苦恼 and haven't thought about your worries. 2000 01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:32,439 和命运的节奏总唱一个反调 I always fight against destiny. 2001 01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:37,239 丢掉烦恼 Throw away! Worries! 2002 01:25:39,440 --> 01:25:40,039 Hey! 2003 01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:43,519 跟着我音乐的节拍 Follow my beat! 2004 01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:44,079 咦 Hey! 2005 01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:44,879 哈 Ha! 2006 01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:47,599 随窈窕老爹摇摆 Swing with the fair daddy! 2007 01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:48,039 �­ Hey! 2008 01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:51,759 跟着节奏跳个痛快 Enjoy your dance with my beat! 2009 01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:52,439 秘制 口口贸者 咦 Hey! 2010 01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:55,759 让舞步变得精彩 Make the dance movements great! 2011 01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:04,199 跟着节奏摇摆 Swing with the beat! 2012 01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:16,079 变得更加精彩 Make it great! 2013 01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:19,439 你命犯桃花 You fail in your love life. 2014 01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:20,479 居无定所 You have no place to live in. 2015 01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:22,238 出华 租本相 吃百家饭长大 似水 You grow up eating dishes from different families. 2016 01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:27,439 法师 你就要走狗屎之运了 you'll become lucky!165981

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