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NARRATOR: They say that in life
when one gains something...

...then they lose something too.

Something like this happened
with our three dear friends too.

This is Raju. His luck did change.

He did get a lot of money.
But he also lost his mother who was ill.

Did you recognize? He is Shyam.

He also got a lot of money.

But in an accident he lost his love.
Anuradha.

And who can forget him!
He is Baburao Ganpatrao Apte.

And even he got a lot of money.
As it is he had nothing to lose.

Except for his loincloth.

So he lost his senses.

(Chuckles)

"Oh my darling!"

(Whistling)

"Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved."

"Decorate my ankles with anklets, beloved."

"Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved."

"Decorate my ankles with anklets, beloved."

"Decorate me, beloved."

"Of love..."

"Make me taste the spicy
sauce of love, beloved."

"Make me taste the
spicy sauce of love, beloved."

"Make her taste the spicy
sauce of love, beloved."

"Let the mint from my heart pour out."

"And mix the chilies of desire in it."

"After adding the cardamom
of intoxication in it."

"And make me taste it with your fingers."

"Stop making me feel so restless, beloved."

"Of love..."

"Make me taste the
spicy sauce of love, beloved."

"Make me taste the
spicy sauce of love, beloved."

"Make me taste the
spicy sauce of love, beloved."

"Make me taste the
spicy sauce of love, beloved."

"Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved."

"Decorate my ankles with anklets, beloved."

"Apply kohl in my eyes, beloved."

"Decorate my ankles with anklets, beloved."

"Decorate me, beloved."

"Of love..."

"Make me taste the
spicy sauce of love, beloved."

- Hey, Brother Babu!
- Hey, Brother Babu!

"Make me taste the
spicy sauce of love, beloved."

- See how much money he has with him.
- He is throwing cheques at her.

Don't take tension of the bank also, right?

All the money is in the house.

(Gasps)

BROTHER BABU: Oh Goddess Laxmi! Bless me.

Hail the telephone!

Hail wrong number!

Hail Devi Prasadaya!

Hail the rupee and money!

What is this, Brother Babu?

Why are you sitting on the
floor like a sack of potatoes?

- What happened?
- Now we are rich people.

So should I sit in air if
we have become rich?

Sit comfortably.

Hey! Remove the shoes. One should
not wear shoes in the house and roam.

You also Brother Babu,
you'll always remain poor man.

You will always have a cheap thinking.

Rich men sleep on their
sofa with their shoes on.

Brother Babu live with style.

Even eat your meals with spoon and fork.

Okay, how will you eat Indian
burger with spoon and fork?

What is this?
I left this place 15 minutes ago...

...and you're still in the same clothes?
Be rich. Rich!

A rich man changes his
clothes every 15 minutes.

He changes his house every 30 minutes...

...and his business every one hour.

- And changes his wife every 2 hours.
- Oh, God!

Where do I have a wife?
Should I change the neighbour's wife?

Okay, okay. Forget all that.
At least change this phone.

You've spent all this money but kept...

...the same number,
at least change the model.

Don't touch the phone. Keep it down.

Did I change you? No, right?

Don't talk about changing this phone.

If you want you change the name,
change the clothes.

Even change your father if you want but...

...don't talk about changing this phone.

This bungalow, this car, this money.
These shoes.

Even our brief and vest
is because of this phone.

This is not just a phone. This changes luck.
Changes luck! (Phone Ringing)

Hello!

Whose phone is it?

Kabeera... Kabeera speaking.

That... that...
tell him that Baburao has passed away..

Raju, tell him that Baburao...

He won't listen to me.

Hey that... that... that... ka...
Ka... ka... Kabeera brother.

Hail Maharashtra!

Star fisheries! Hey you!

You are fooling me.

Half of the fish died by
drowning in the water.

And half of the fish died of thirst.

And Baburao's loincloth has also opened up.

(Chuckles)

Scoundrel! You open my loincloth!
You dare to open it.

God, take away...

Not a rich guy like me,
but take away these two poor guys.

(Chanting)

(Chanting)

Oh God! The water is very cold.

(Chanting)

Oh God! What to do about this Brother Babu?

Even if you give him a golden bowl,
he will still beg.

We have made such a big swimming pool.

Then why does he have to tie
a rope to a bucket to have bath?

Now what respect will
our neighbors have for us?

- Have I dug a well over here?!
- I will make him understand.

Brother Babu, what are you doing?

The same that you've not done
for last 5 years. I am bathing.

Does one bathe like this?

Then how does one bathe?

Why do you need to fetch a bucket
of water with a rope, Brother Babu?

Directly put the bucket in the
water and remove the water.

Raju, he doesn't have common sense.

What should I say to them?
This is swimming pool.

Why do you need to put the bucket in it?

- Why don't you directly go in to it?
- How can I dive in to it?

Go like this. Directly.

(Phone Ringing)

Hello yes.

Who Devi Prasad? Who are you?

Anuradha, from Laxmi Chit fund? Yes say.

What?

Money will be doubled in 21 days.

No, no. I am interested in the scheme.

Yes. I am Devi Prasad only.
You just give me your address.

No, no. For office purpose. Yes you say.

Jai Ambe Chambers, 27.
The last stop of 4 limited bus.

The building opposite that?
Okay. Okay. Bye.

(Chuckles)

Car is not working. Then 4 limited Bus.

(Engine Revving)

Ticket! Ticket! Ticket!

- Next stop.
- Last stop.

One thousand rupees.
Brother, for 10 rupees are you...

...giving me my whole salary?
Give me change.

- You must be having change.
- I don't have change.

Hurry up!
I have to get down at the next stop.

Do one thing. Give the ticket
for her and her daughter also.

- She is not my daughter.
- Give the ticket for her husband.

- He is not my husband.
- Okay, give...

...me the tickets for both of us. Fine?

Brother if you buy the ticket for
all the passenger in the bus also...

...then too I won't be able to
give you a change for 1000 rupees.

Hurry up please, you do one thing
take this and give him a ticket too.

Please, hurry up my stop is coming...

- But...
- Give the ticket.

- Keep this...
- Yes.

Thank you. Hey, madam.
Give me my note at least.

- Take this.
- Yes.

Listen madam, listen to me. Please.

Madam, don't run.

- Madhuri!
- My name is not Madhuri.

- Then what is your name?
- What do you have to do with that?

I was asking because you also
don't have any work with me but...

...you bought a ticket for me.

My stop was coming.
So I was in a hurry. Should I leave now?

You listen to me. Hey!
Hey! Give me one chance.

One minute, one minute.
I'll give you back your money.

- No need.
- Come here please.

Please come here. How much is it for?

- 10 rupees each.
- Give me two.

- I don't want to eat.
- This is very famous over here.

Just have it once and see it.

Why are you staring at my face?

Take this, sir.

Take this. It is very hot.

- Take this hot corn.
- Take this money.

Sir, I don't have
the change for 1000 rupees.

You have such a big business
and you don't keep change?

Ask from someone.

Sir, who will give change so
early in the morning for 50 rupees.

Find it dude, ask him.

You keep this, keep this. Keep.

Now it is 30 rupees.
listen to me. Hey, give it!

What have you done, Neelima?
Now I will have to give you 30 rupees.

See my name is not Neelima.

And please, stop following me.

How can I leave you like this?
I'll give you your money.

I won't let you do this favor on me.

There is the guy with ice-candy stall.
I'll get the change from him.

- But...
- Please come with me.

Hey, give us two ice-candies.

Yes sir.

Take this.

He is too famous out here...

- Take this.
- I don't have change.

Give it back!

I hope you are enjoying it?

Stop, stop. Thank you!

Come, come.

- Hey! How much?
- 60 rupees, sir...

Take this.

Thousand rupees note?
I don't have change, sir.

What to do?
You guys don't keep change only.

All poor people reside here.
Whom should I ask? Nobody has change.

What are you doing? 60 rupees!

Okay, now it's 110 rupees.
We'll do one thing.

There is a man with horse-cart.
He too is also famous. We will go there.

Enough! I don't want my money.
Just stop following me, please.

How can this happen?
I'll give you your money.

'Laxmi Chit Fund Fort, Mumbai'

Are they constructing or
demolishing the building?

Let's go.

(Phone Ringing)

Do it immediately.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Good morning, ma'am.

Who are you?

I am Devi Prasad.

Devi Prasad?
But I know Devi Prasad personally.

- His age must be...
- No, no. You have misunderstood me.

- Devi Prasad has sent me.
- Okay. Please have a seat.

Thank you.

Tell me one thing.
Will you really double the money?

Yes, that also in 21 days. Any doubt?

Has Devi Prasad not informed you?

Yes, he told me but your office is
in an under construction building.

Where as it should have
been in a good place.

Like Marine drive, Chowpaty, those places.

Thank you for reminding.

Mr. Bijlani, what is this?

I got you 10 crore rupees
more from the market.

And you still have not
completed my building?

Next month Home minister is going to come.

Where do you think I will get him seated?

Don't say it will be completed.
It should be completed. That's good.

Tell me one thing.

Will my money also get doubled?

Sorry sir,
our scheme is for limited people.

I too am limited.
I eat limited. I drink limited.

I sleep limited.
I stay with limited people.

In fact the bus in which I came,
it was also limited.

RAJU: You are laughing.

All right.

- I'll give you one chance.
- RAJU: Okay.

But our company's policy is
that we neither take more...

...than 10 crore rupees nor
do we take less than 1 crore.

One crore?

- Where will I bring one crore from?
- What happened?

No, I meant how will I bring it?
It's a big amount.

Now how will I bring it from the home?

You will not come with the money.
You just give your address outside.

- I'll come personally to take the money.
- Yes.

You just sign this form and get it ready.

I'll come and check your standard of living,
status and bank balance.

- Will nothing less than a crore do?
- No, I'm sorry.

- Complete one crore?
- Yes, one crore.

Good policy.

RAJU: Is this the estate agent?

Yes, listen.
Hand over the phone to Banwari.

Banwari, I am Raju speaking.
Okay, listen I want a bungalow.

- Bungalow? - That also between a race
course and golf course.

And I want a private pond in it which...

...should have water-proof fishes in it.

And I also want a stadium
and a Multiplex to watch movies.

- Okay, I will call you later. Bye.
- Idiot.

Hey Raju! Raju!
Have you won 8-10 lotteries together?

Poor people buy lotteries, Brother Babu.
I do business.

What business? What is it?

I'll tell you.

How did this Tata, Birla,
Ambani and Devi Prasad get rich?

- I know the secret.
- Do they smoke cigarette?

- Not cigarette Brother Babu, it's secret.
- Secret?

What they do is that they put
the entire money in Chit fund.

And after 21 days our
money will be doubled.

Again 21 days later the
money will increase four times.

- And 21 days later again the money..
- 8 times.

- After that...
- 16 times.

32 times.

That's why I am leaving 5-5 crores
for each one of you.

- Raju. - Brother Babu, you don't come
into the sweet talks of this fraud.

Forget the crores,
this guy will get us on the roads.

No, dear.
My right eye is flickering since morning.

I feel that we surely
will become millionaire.

Hey Raju! Raju!

Had this been the case
then every blind man...

...would have been a millionaire.

Lord Ganpati Bappa.

Hail Lord Vinayaka!

- Give it, man. Give it.
- What should I give?

You said you will give me five crores.

The moment you see a
rich man you start begging.

Let me invest first,
you people bring the money.

What?

Give 10-10 lakh rupees
each and sign on the form.

- No, I won't give it.
- Even I won't give.

I want 1 crore rupees.

If I invest that 21 days
later I'll get 2 crore rupees.

Read this, you are educated, right?

- Read it.
- Read what is written, read.

Yes, it is written that the
money will double in 21 days.

Put one crore rupees and it will double.

Is it written that it will double?
Give it over here.

I have full trust in you.

I trust Raju completely.

Come on.

Come on, now you sign.

- Babu brother, but...
- Sign it.

"Something is fishy. Something is."

- What happened?
- Did you hear something?

This guy always hears
something or the other.

There is no song on. No radio or T.V.

You sign, man, sign, come on, sign.

"Something is fishy. Something is."

- I can hear. You all also...
- Sign, buddy. Come on!

Sign it. Sign it!

That is all right but we
have 30 lakhs rupees.

From where are we going to
get the rest of the 70 lakhs?

- Do you people trust me?
- Yes.

- I have full faith in God.
- Yes.

I will get 70 lakh rupees
from somewhere or the other.

Fine then? Okay.

Yes.

He is a very nice person.

Brother Babu,
you are falling for the same trick again.

Hey, don't curse it.

Oh God, I just hope my money gets doubled.

Raju!

(Sighs)

Again the car has stopped.

Where will I get 70 lakhs from?

Brother, it's itching very much.
If I could get some work...

PAPPU:Till the time your brother is alive...

...you don't have to worry about any money.

We trust you brother.

If you take me as your bhai then
your promotion will happen quickly.

- That is true.
- Yes. Take this.

- Thank you.
- Hold this.

Now look...

(Indistinct)

- If you people have any
problem just remember bhai. - Yes.

Whether you want money or anything.

- Hey Chhotu.
- Coming sir...

Get a cup of tea.

- I don't have change.
- This is your tip.

- 1000 rupees?
- This is a tip, a tip.

A tip of thousand rupees?

I'll pay for the tea later, now go.

Thank you, sir.

This country is so dirty.

(Grunt)

(Gasp)

Hey junior, send someone to my bungalow.

Why don't you fit 3 to 4 AC's here?
It's so hot in here.

Hey, sir. If you have so much problem...

...then why don't you
have tea at a five star hotel?

Dear, we have become habituated.

There was a time when even we were poor.

- We became millionaires overnight.
- How?

Millionaires in 25 days.

Millionaires in 25 days?

Do I look like I'm a simpleton?

Do you have a counterfeit money business?

Not a business. This...

Hey! Shift, shift over there.

I have a scheme.

I have found the scheme of the rich.

Money doubled within 25 days.

Money doubled within 25 days?

(Chuckles)

Even I want to double my money.

This scheme is not for
any Tom, Dick and Harry.

You need to have high contacts for this.

Hey, please give tea, buddy.

Brother, now we know each other.

Hey, give him my special tea.
Brother, brother.

It's been so long since I've known you.

Brother,
it's already passed 7 minutes, brother.

- Okay, fine, fine.
- Please.

- For this a minimum of 70...
- Tea.

- Have you added sugar?
- Yes.

- Get sugar for sir. Go!
- Go, get sugar.

Brother, brother.

I'll need at least 70 lakh rupees for this.

70 lakhs!

If you speak so loudly you'll
tell everyone about the scheme.

But I don't have 70 lakh rupees.

Then I want 50 lakhs.
There is no scheme for less than that.

50 lakhs? And then my work won't be done.

Listen, listen to me.

Don't be so depressed.

There is another scheme in
my head which is of 30 lakhs.

30 lakhs? But I have only 20 lakhs.

Shit.

- Do something, brother.
- Okay then, fine.

Do a thing, where is the money?

It's just next door
and that too in cash, cash.

- Can you get it right now?
- Yes, I can get it now, brother.

Do one thing, bring it to Bungalow No. 22.

- Yes, brother, you go on to the bungalow,
- Okay...

- I'll get the money and come.
- Okay, go, go.

I still need 50 lakh rupees more.

- Brother, what is the guarantee for this?
- What guarantee?

Yes, I will require some security.

You go back.

- No, no.
- Son, this scheme is not meant for you.

- No, brother.
- You go back.

- You go back. No, brother.
- This scheme is not for you.

- Brother forgive me.
- You go away.

Hey, take the money and go
get some sweets for your kids.

No, no, no.

There is a scheme of 10 rupees for you.

No, no, I have full confidence in you.

I'll go and get it right away.

Okay.

- I'll reach your bungalow right now.
- Okay.

- You will come, won't you?
- Yes.

- Sure?
- I'll come, 100 percent...

Okay.

Hey scoundrel, we are working over here...

...and you are just strolling over there.

I'm waiting for 20 lakhs.

Is that 20 lakh rupees
going to walk and come to you?

Something like that.

Why, that 20 lakhs does not have money for
transport that it is coming walking?

That was a good joke.
Laugh, you jerk! Laugh at it!

Brother Babu, a man is going to come.

I have lured him perfectly.

Oh God! This alcohol is such.
It intoxicates...

...even the biggest of them.

Hey, why were you coughing all night?

Go and have a sip
or two from my bottle, go.

Why?
Will my cough reduce by having alcohol?

Because of liquor my
father lost his garage.

The entire property was lost.

Even my father passed away, then...

...why won't your cough go away?

Boys, boys. He is coming.

No one will say anything,
no one, understood?

- Okay. - If no one says anything
then what will anything say?

Yes, this is a problem,
what should be said then?

Don't roam with him you will go mad.

You go. Go and do your work.

Wow!

You came so soon?

- Have you got the money?
- Yes.

Hey, this is a Lavani folk dancer.

- This is...
- He is my gardener.

Hey Babu water the plants properly.

You scoundrel,
from Brother Babu it's now just, Babu?

I'll have to deal with you later.

Is he your gardener?
But on that day over there he was...

Blowing money over there, I know.

The thing is that whenever he gets...

...his salary he gives it to me.
I double it.

And he blows the money.

Even he was over there on that day.

Hey driver, hey driver...

...didn't I tell you to remove the
money from the trunk and keep it aside.

Hey shut up...

He is telling you to shut up.

He is like my father.

I was five since then he has
taken care of me and raised me.

He has been my driver since then.

Five years?
But he looks to be of the same age as you.

Have you ever heard of plastic surgery?

I've spent four crore rupees...

...there's plastic on his face.

I've even made him join the gym.
Does he look like he's 60 years old?

If you have money then
everything is possible..

- Have you got the money?
- Yes, I've got it.

Brother, sit inside and count it.

There is nothing inside,
we people don't sit.

- You might have at least some water?
- Who drinks water?

The water is only for the plants.
We only have beer.

Save water, drink beer, that's our motto.

Hey, brother, will it double in 25 days?

- If you give the money it will double.
- Yes, yes, take this.

- Brother, I'll come after 25 days.
- Okay.

- Fine then, brother.
- Okay.

- Fine brother, I'll leave.
- Okay, bye.

What scoundrel, you called me a gardener?

Brother Babu, we have got 20 lakh rupees.

Driver? You look like a
thief with those dark glasses.

And you call me a driver?

- Scoundrel... Brother Babu!
- God...

(Groaning)

- Bloody thief!
- Have you gone mad?

- Leave me!
- You bloody!

Catch him!

Oh God, what will these people from...

...the Lakshmi chit fund ask me now?

- Delhi's capital is India.
- Raju...

Raju, you had said that the
people of the Laxmi fund...

...won't take any
investments below 1 crore.

That's correct.

We have thirty and you
took twenty from him.

From where will we get 50?

This is fifty and this is the other 50.
And it is 1 now.

Wow, that's good,
you've already started to double it.

Very good.

From where did you get this fifty?

I will give double to the
person whom I took it from.

Oh, there she comes, there she comes.

Welcome, welcome.

This is Anuradha.

Anuradha? Is your name Anuradha as well?

What do you mean?
Is your name Anuradha as well?

- Of course not, I am.
- Forget it, this is Shyam.

My name is Baburao,
Baburao Ganpatrao Apte.

- Come, let us go inside and speak.
It's very sunny, come. - Yes, come.

Shyam. Nice name.

Anuradha.

- Nice coffee.
- Thank you.

- Beautiful house.
- Thanks a lot.

Here, take the papers.

Great, Mr. Shyam...

- ...have you done M.Com?
- Yes.

Mr. Raju...

...which degree is this?

ITUS?

To fool people.

Good. Good. Good.

Yes, actually, it's International
Talent of Ultimate Students.

ITUS.

I've never heard anything
about a degree like this.

You won't even hear about it.
Because this is a very difficult course.

A very few number of
students are able to do it.

You have to be very intelligent.

And I was one of them.

- That's strange.
- Yeah.

Hey, hey, this is my degree.

- This?
- Yes.

This looks like the school leaving
certificate of some Marathi school.

Till where have you studied?

- Till afternoon.
- What?

My father dropped me
at school in the morning.

And the whole school
came to drop me home...

...in the afternoon with this certificate.

Anuradha, I want to ask you a question.

What kind of business does
your company do because...

...of which our entire money
gets doubled in 21 days?

That's a very intelligent question.

Thank you.

Yes, see, the foreign company
in which our company invests.

They double our money
and return it to us in 7 days.

- Oh, oh, I see.
- Raju, let us go directly there...

Keep quiet, Brother Babu.

ANU: - Are you satisfied, Mr. Shyam?
- Yes, sure.

The money of all the
three of you will be doubled.

Not claps. Give me the money, money.

Take this, the receipt is in this.

That's fifty lakhs in this
and fifty lakhs in that.

- It's 1 crore. Okay.
- Okay.

Congratulations.

That's it, in a few days from
now I'll make you millionaires.

I just want to be a husband.

I am telling you let's get him married.
We will take his money.

Okay, bye.

'21 Days Later.'

Hey Raju,
where is that office located?

Hey, what's this? In this building?

Look at this, where is the office?

- Where is our money?
- This is just a ruin.

Where is the office?

Hey move, there was a
Laxmi chit fund office over here.

That board, where did it go?

I myself am looking for that office.

The office was here, right?

He was here even on that day.
Where is that girl, tell me fast.

Hey brother,
we have come here to take our doubled money.

They said we'll get paid
double and gave us the job.

Today when we came over here,
everyone had vanished.

- What?
- What?

My head has started spinning.

That girl has gone.

(Indistinct)

I told you.

He is a fraud.

Don't trust him and invest money.
I told you.

That's what I thought,
that girl was so innocent.

What did I know that
she will ditch us and go?

How can my Anuradha do such a thing?

Hey, keep quiet, your Anuradha,
you scoundrel, jerk.

Why are you hitting me? What have I done?

You are the biggest unlucky charm.

Hit me! Hit me!

Are you mad or what?
Why are you beating me.

Here, take this.

What are you doing?

'Buy one get one free'

You will double it.

You will double it now I won't spare you.

Have you gone mad?

- You will double it?
- Hey what are you doing?

You will double it?

You will double it?

Anuradha is your sister...

- ...Anuradha is your sister.
- Who is Anuradha?

What are you doing Brother Babu?

- I don't have any sister?
- He is not Anuradha's brother.

If this is not Anuradha's
brother then he is Anuradha.

Scoundrel, you've put a false moustache?

Brother Babu, this cannot be my Anuradha.

This cannot be my Anuradha.

He is a man.

- How can he be Anuradha?
- What a man?

Hey, have you gone mad?

What man!

Brother Babu, calm down.

Brother Babu,
agreed that the scoundrel Raju...

...lost our 30 lakh rupees.

But we still have our house of 50 lakhs.

We still have a house.

- Easy.
- Oh God, I had forgotten about it.

We still have a bungalow worth 50 lakhs.

Easy.

Hey Raju, you scoundrel,
you give me the papers of the bungalow.

- Otherwise you will sell the house as well.
- Take it.

He can't be trusted.

Did you understand? Why doesn't he speak?

Hey, do we still have this bungalow?

- Not have, but we had the bungalow.
- What?

Does that mean you sold the bungalow?

So hadn't you asked me from where
the remaining 50 lakhs came from?

I will kill you.
Brother Babu, hey Brother Babu. Hey Raju.

(Engine Revving)

PAPPU: Come on soon.
Isn't there petrol inside you.

Who is this?

Hey, I struck a lottery.

25 days are over, from today even..

...I will be called a millionaire.

Money has doubled. Hey Lord, I will...

...even offer you double
number of coconuts.

- Take this.
- What are you doing?

Take this, all slavery over from today.

Where are you going?

Have you come for the job of a watchman?

Hey you cook, go and call your master.

What call the master?
I'm the master over here.

Hey lord, you are great!

Everyone from the driver, the gardener...

...to the cook is rich in this house.

Raju brother must have
doubled your money as well.

Now even I want to take my double.

Hey Raju brother, I have come.

Does this sofa belong to your father?

It belongs to Raju brother, Raju brother!

- Raju brother has gone bankrupt.
- What?

He sold this bungalow to
me 25 days ago and left.

If I don't get my money I'll surely die.

Not here, go outside and die on the road.

Hey.

Tell me where that Raju is,
or else I'll kill you.

I can tell only if you leave my neck.

No, you tell me
first otherwise I'll kill you.

- Son, leave my neck, I'll tell you.
- Here.

Will you hit me?

This shorty will hit me, is it?

You will hit me? Now I will show you.

Do you know me?
I have robbed guns from robbers.

I'll kill you with these two antique guns.

I won't spare you, I won't spare you.

- Hey! Don't hold it like this.
- Hold it like a cigarette or a pipe.

This is Baburao's style. You click.

Okay.

- How is it?
- Yes, it's great.

Great.
Then do I get the role in your drama?

These clothes are bought on rent.
Take them off.

- On rent?
- Yes, so?

Your role in the drama is that
you are the father of the hero.

Father?

Who is dead.
Now we will put your photo on the stage.

That also with a plastic garland over it.

Hey you! I'll hit you with a bucket.

You'll never ask for water.

Look at the riches of the
bungalow and at the queue for water.

Hey Shyam! Hey Raju!

Hey Smarty!

Not smarty, Apte. Baburao Ganpatrao Apte.

Hey you maybe Apte or Jhapte,
don't dry your clothes here.

It's wet, dear. Let me dry.

This is my balcony.

At night or day?

New?

No, it's old. But I have just washed it.

That's why it's looking first class.

This is my balcony in front of my door.

It seems as if this place
belongs to your father?

Is it your father's?

Yes, my father has a big
place to stay in Kolhapur.

Then go and dry your clothes in Kolhapur.
Not here.

Dear, if I dry my loincloth in Kolhapur.

Then what will I wear over here?

Should I break you now?

Do I look like a balloon to you?
That you will burst me?

I'll throw you down from here.

So I'll come up by the stairs.

Let me solve the problem.

Now I'll show you.

Even I'll show you.

- What will you do?
- What will you do?

- What will you do?
- I'll dry the loincloth here.

Underwear too.

- You don't know me.
- What will I do by knowing you, dear?

Then know me, otherwise...

- Hey...
- Leave him! Leave him!

Hold him back.

- Come on Brother Babu.
- Hold me. He doesn't know me...

Hey...

- Hold me...
- You rogue!

Hold me... Hold me...

- You come in.
- I'll not leave you, jerk.

- Come on.
- I won't spare you...

What do you want?

Hey Tambi, have you seen that Raju sir?

Who Raju?

The one who gave your
boy a 1000 rupees tip.

- To him.
- Who him?

- Yes, had he not given you 1000 rupees?
- He is a fraud.

He gives you a tip of 1000
rupees before drinking the tea.

And after he drank it,
he'll slap you and take the money back.

- He drinks tea also on loans.
- Make 4 special teas. I'll just come.

I'll not leave that jerk.

I will give you 150 rupees.

150 for one that means 300 for 2 right?

A man buys a pair of
shoes whenever he buys it.

Don't make a fool of Kachra-bhai.

Sir, it's made in Japan.

So sell it in the Thief market of Japan.

First the Laxmi fund has ruined us,
now you also ruin us.

- Come on take this, pull it.
- Don't fool with me, Brother Babu.

I am getting late for the interview.

There were 4 imported shoes...

...but now not even one is to be found.

Yesterday night I hit Raju
with the shoes on his head.

It were there at that time.

Hey Shyam! Take this,
I have brought the money for the...

...bread for one time and money...

...for the beer,
for 2 times for Brother Babu.

He is so sweet.

So from where have you
brought this money for food?

- What is money?
- It is just the dirt on the hand.

Then you should have
you told me beforehand...

...I just had a good bath.
And I cleaned all the dirt.

Give me the bottle.

I have to go for an interview.
Has anyone seen my shoes?

- You have to go for an interview?
- Yes.

Then you should have told
me before I would have...

...sold our shoes after your interview?

- You sold my shoes?
- Nothing else was left to sell.

Babu, brother this...

You fool.

- It will tear... it will tear.
- Your vest is already torn now what...

...will I wear beneath the suit?

Should I roam around with slippers?

Leave me... Leave me... see this poor guy.

Has he said a word?
I sold his watch and golden specs?

Did the poor guy say anything?!
He didn't right?

You sold the watch?

- You jerk, I'll sell your vest and brief.
- Brother Babu...

- Will you give me your vest?
- What are you doing?

- I will make you naked.
- At least think about your age...

Take this.

Your bottle fell down. What tell me?

Leave me! Leave...

Brother Babu don't leave him.
I'm behind you.

Now say. Now say.
What will you do with a watch?

- As it is your time is bad.
- Brother Babu...

Jerk! Now your time has come to an end.

Brother Babu, don't spare him.

- First you catch him, dear.
- Raju, scoundrel!

You jerk! You sold off my watch.

- I'll not give you food.
- Your food.

You'll not give me food?

- Why did you come in the way?
- You're hitting me?

Hit him. Hit him.

- Why are you after me? Catch him.
- Hit him, Brother Babu.

- See he is hitting you again!
- Where is he?

Here, take this!

Bloody hell...

Maratha man has woken up!

Come, come. Come.
Kill him. Kill him.

You kill him. I will back you.

- I will bail you out.
- He broke it.

- Hey! Leave my ears! Leave my ears.
- You scoundrel!

- Leave me... leave me...
- You wait... You wait now!

This is my nose... This is my nose...

- Fight like a man!
- Leave me!

- You stupid fellow.
- Nonsense!

Oh God!

Welcome, welcome.

Brother Babu, a girl has come.

When did I say it is a boy?

Brother Babu, it is gone.

Get your spectacles corrected.

She has not gone. She is still here.

Your loincloth.

She has worn a dress and not a loincloth.

Your loincloth has come out.

Where is it?

What are you doing there?
The girl is here, wear your loincloth.

- Changing.
- Tie it tightly.

- It's done.
- Hey my hand!

How are you?

- How come you are here?
- I have come for the rent.

What about rent, dear?
Give whatever you feel like giving, Okay.

No! I have come to take the rent.

Then take it from Raju.

Are you the owner of this place?

No, my father
is the accountant of this place.

Since he is not keeping well.
I have come to take the rent.

Give me 175 rupees.

Yes, take this.

Where did you bring
this 1000 rupees from, you jerk?

I'll buy my shoes from it.

Will you wear the shoes over the towel?

He is not a beggar like you. He has a suit.

I sold his suit and got this money.

- Take this.
- I don't have a change of 1000 rupees.

So let's go out and have a
coffee will get the change done.

No need for that.

- Listen Rekha... Seema... Meena...
- This is the heights.

- I'll get the change for you.
- That jerk sold my suit!

That jerk has sold my watch,
my golden specs.

I'll not leave him. Now see.

Yes, beat him. Don't spare him!

Listen to me... listen to me.
You with the yellow dress.

- We'll have a coffee together,
I'll give you change. - Raju!

Raju.

- Sister, just give me this...
- What are you doing?

Break his skull. Break this jerk's skull.

Where is my suit?
Where is my one-piece suit?

I will get you a 2 piece one.

Sit in the swimming pool with it.

- Thief.
- You are a thief.

Break his head... Hey Babu!

(Chuckles)

Go and bring my suit.
Or else I'll break your skull.

Don't be mad Shyam,
I'll get hurt with that vessel.

Shyam hit him. Hit and break his skull.

- You...
- Damn!

(Groaning)

(Chuckles)

- Brother Babu, he hit you. Hit him.
- He did!

(Groaning)

What 4000?

When I sold you this suit you gave me 1000.

Now 4000? 300% profit?

- Yes, so I have spent extra over it.
- What expenses?

It didn't have buttons
so I got buttons on it.

And rats had bitten
it so I got it stitched.

It was so dirty so I got it dry-cleaned.

See, brother if you want
it for 4000 then take it.

You brought it?

KACHRA SETH: It's strong.

5000.

RAJU: 5000 rupees?

Hey sir, come here.

I gave you my 12 number shoes.

And you gave me 150 rupees.

And he gave you a small pouch
and you gave him 5000 rupees?

Why this discrimination?

- That was not a pouch of nuts.
- Then what?

That's cocaine.
It's the business of drugs. Drugs.

So should you turn the heroine
bald and sell her in junkyard?

Not bald, heroine, drugs, understood?

- Drugs?
- Yes.

Hey, you are very naughty.

- Come on give me this suit.
- Take it in 4000 if you want.

You'll get to know
when I inform the police.

The man who gave this item
right now is a policeman himself.

(Chuckles)

Then fine. I will tell the military people.

Scoundrel, drive slowly.

(Chuckles)

I'll blast that jerk with bomb.
Let me get him once.

Sorry.

PAPPU: Make the it sweet.

Give me spicy snack.

Give me spicy snack.

PAPPU: Catch that jerk!

He shouldn't run away!

You have fallen in my hands,
I won't leave you.

Wait you jerk!

Come inside.

Look there.

Do one thing. Take this money.

Those men are coming. Give them to drink.

"I have given my heart out."

"I have given my heart out."

"Love is in the air."

"Love is in the eyes."

"Keep my heart in your heart carefully"

"I have given my heart out."

"I have given my heart out."

"The walk is quivering."

"And even the sight is quivering."

"My love will make you unaware."

"There might be many lovers of you."

"But you will never find one like me."

"Why do you hide your
eyes from me like that?"

"It is difficult for you
to escape from me."

"My beloved!"

"Magic is mesmerizing."

- "I have given my heart out.
- Give me my money."

"Love is in the air."

"Love is in the eyes."

"Keep my heart in your heart carefully."

"I have given my heart out."

Why don't you guys understand?

She is a dancer in the bar.

I myself have shaken a leg with her.
I'm telling you.

She is a girl from a good family.

Nice girl. She can't be a bar dancer.

If you don't believe me then
why don't you come with me?

I don't go to these kinds of places.

- Brother Babu, you come with me.
- No way.

- Come.
- I'll not go with him.

First he takes anywhere and
then he gets me into trouble.

You do one thing, you go. You go alone.

And if she is in there then
pull her ears and bring her out.

Hey! Don't pull her ears, Raju.
She is very delicate.

- You go.
- Hey Raju, listen.

She took away the whole
shop and you are after her ears.

- She is a poor thing.
- What is this? I am feeling hungry, God.

Brother, how much is this banana for?

- 20 Rupees a dozen. 20 Rupees.
- And without the skin over it?

Brother, take it if you want.

- How much money do you have?
- 5 Rupees.

Give it. Give. Take this.

- What happened?
- I didn't find her.

I had told you that you won't get her.

From today the ladies bars are closed.

The government has
kicked out all the ladies.

Oh God!

Give me the banana, I am feeling hungry.

What?

GIRL: Spectacled uncle.

What?

I am very hungry. Give me one banana.

Dear, don't cry like this.

You are hungry and you
want to eat a banana?

Shyam! Give your banana.

The child is feeling hungry.

- Are you a human or something else?
Yes, eat! - Okay.

Oh poor child.

Uncle, give me one more.

Mine...

Take this.

I was hungry...

I am still hungry, uncle.

- Take this also, dear.
- Eat.

Thank you uncle.

From where did he come from?

You scoundrel! You swindled my money!

Don't hit me with the stone.

- Look! Look!
- Hey...

Move! Move! You bloody rogue!

I am a gardener, not a rogue.

He has not given back my money.
Beat him! Beat him!

Yes, I am the driver, driver.
He has not given my salary.

Beat him up! Kill him!

One minute! One minute! Yes, yes, I know.

Don't beat me. I told you give me a minute.

- I don't have the money.
- I... I... I invested that money.

That company... Let it be...
what can I do...

...when the company has
eloped with the money?

It is not my fault.
That company eloped with all my money.

I am in such a bad state.
And you are asking from me?

I beg for food. I feed both of them.

You are asking from beggars?
Have some shame!

My condition is so bad.

You scoundrels! Have fear of God!

- Everything is a loss.
- Yes, everything is a loss.

Not even a single penny is left.
(Sobbing)

Why should I commit a sin?

(Sobbing)

Don't touch my brother.
You should have told me before.

Only if you people allow me to say.

My boss is so humble.
If you go to him and...

...tell him about your loss he
will give you 10-20 lakhs more.

- My brother...
- What is he saying?

- There is nothing to worry about. Do come.
- Your boss is great.

Oh God we are saved!

Left turn.

(Engine Revving)

Enough, enough, come, come.

Hey, hey, slowly, slowly.

Hey, why is it so dark over here?

After this there is brightness
and only brightness. Come on.

Welcome.

Is this a home or a gun factory?
Greetings, sister-in-law.

Shut up! What nonsense are you doing?

What do you tease another woman?

She is a maid and
not a sister-in-law.

Sorry.

Sir is come.

Sir, sir, sir,
these people are those... those.

Greetings sir.

Okay.

Hey Brother, what are you doing?

Hey put the gun aside.

(Chuckles)

They have called you inside.

Come, come, sir. You are very generous.

Come. All the three of you come.

Sir, these are those 3 jerks.

Sir, this jerk fooled me!

These three people have
swindled your money.

Shoot the three of them and spare me.

Hey, he is lying, he, he told us that if...

...we come to you,
you will give us our money.

- He is absolutely lying!
- What are you...

Quiet, be very quiet, you people...

...have swindled Tiwari sir's money.
I will kill you.

Remove the beetle nut from
your mouth and speak, man.

He already has a beetle
nut in his mouth, he lisps.

Hey, what are you whispering?

We can't understand what you are saying.

The thing is that there
is no subtitle below.

Listen! Don't try to act smart.
You're back answering?

You're back answering? I'll blast...

...your head and break your nose.

We people eat Chinese,
we don't understand it.

- Give twenty kicks?
- Twenty kicks?

- Give twenty lakhs.
- How will you kick him 20 times?

Not kicks, I'm saying 20 lakhs,
20 lakhs, hey 20 lakhs.

- It doesn't look good.
- They will beat us. Keep quiet!

Not 20 kicks, 20 lakhs.

- I will explain. I will explain.
- Oh God...

Shut up!

I'll give it. Hey, you get ready.

- I will remove my slippers
and give you 20 kicks. - Brother Babu...

Smarty, don't you understand?

What were you saying
after removing the slippers?

I had told you that I'll give
you 20 kicks in the brain.

- 20 kicks. Give me Tiwari's money.
- One minute, quiet, quiet.

You people are blabbering since when.

Move.

Give me my money now itself.

Oh God! His master is a
bigger lisper than him as well.

Hey, shut up, scoundrel, quiet!

Otherwise I'll blow you with a cannon.

Where are my 20 lakh rupees?

Where are my 20 lakh rupees?

Okay, okay, the 20 lakh rupees?

That we already swindled.

Are you trying to imitate me?

I'll blow you away!

(Stammer)
Hey, hey, I lisp since the time I was born.

(Stammer)

Even my father used to lisp.

My grandfather was a
singer in an orchestra.

What are you saying?
Speak clearly, speak clearly.

He's saying that he used to sing...

- ...in the orchestra. He used to sing.
- He used to sing...

I swear on my mother,
I've seen his father and...

...his grandfather singing over there.

In the orchestra. I've seen it, I promise.

"My heart keeps on singing,
you are my destination." (Singing Together)

"These nights should not pass..."

You lisp and even I
lisp so we are relatives.

Hey Raju, hey Shyam, listen carefully.

You have swindled the money of my relative.

Scoundrels,
return it or else I'll kill you.

I have told them.
They will give you. I'll leave then.

Hey, where do you think you're going?

Just turn around and see.

- Hey, where is his head?
- Look on the first floor, brother.

Hey my jerks!

Go to their house and get
whatever you can from their house.

Their briefs, their vests, get everything.

Stop, stop, stop!

What happened?

Why did you stop the car?
Do you stay in this building?

No, no. Not in this building.
In that gutter.

In the gutter?

I want to urinate badly.

- Please.
- Come on, go home and do it.

It will leak out at home then. Let me go.

I will do it in the gutter.
My kidney is spoilt.

Hey Raju, you have a kidney disease?

Why didn't you tell me till today?

Didn't he tell you, brother?

Let him go, he will do it here only.
His kidney is spoilt.

- What if he runs away?
- Why will I run away? Am I mad?

These two are with you. I won't run away.

Hey, so will you mortgage us?

Okay. Hurry up!

Go, go, go fast Raju, go, go.

- He is a very noble human being.
- Thank you...

- Raju, come fast.
- Scoundrel mortgages us to go and urinate.

This kidney disease
is a very bad thing, man.

Have water 10 times a day. Go 20 times.

More than half your life is
spent inside the bathroom.

Hey, why hasn't he returned as yet?

He must have run away.

I think that his kidney has
suffered from a heart attack.

He must have fallen somewhere.

I'll pick him up and bring him over here.

- What if you don't come back?
- How will I run away? Why will I run?

Brother Babu is there
with you as a mortgage.

What is this do you think that I'm the...

...necklace to mortgage me?

He mortgaged me to go and urinate.

And you are mortgaging me for heart attack.

What do you think?
He'll run away, he'll run away.

Hey, both of you also go with him.

I'll go and get him. Raju!

- Come on!
- Let me go, man.

Bad times have come.

First there was heart attack in the heart.

Now heart attack happens
in the kidney as well.

- Quiet, quiet.
- Okay, fine.

Heart attack...

Why haven't these people come back as yet?

Yes, now it's my turn, I'll go and see.

Quiet, do you think I'm mad?
You sit over here.

- Both of us will see and come.
- Yes.

Hey goons, come here.

Who will lock this car?
You shouldn't leave it open like this.

What if I run away, isn't it?

- Okay, okay, fine.
- Yes.

What is this?
He has kept the window open and gone!

- Brother Babu! Brother Babu.
- Hey, a pickpocket.

- Why do you shout so much?
- Come fast.

No, I cannot come, they have left...

...the car for me to take care of.

He will feel bad. I cannot come.

- Hey man, make him understand.
- Come on, man.

- It is locked, how will he come?
- This is how a lock opens.

- Come on.
- Come on.

SHYAM:Come on quickly. Run sometimes at least!

Look, no one should come
to know where we are going.

Otherwise the goon will come behind us.

Now don't worry, I've told everyone.

That we aren't going to Kolhapur.

Do a thing, you all proceed I'll join you.

But where are you going?

I have to give money to Rekha,
Priya and Vimla.

That's why I will have to go.

But from how many women
have you borrowed money?

- Where have I borrowed?
- I have borrowed money from only one girl.

I have to return her 572 rupees.

She is a very good girl.
She has a very clear heart.

I don't want to take her money and go.
I will commit a sin.

Have you fallen in love or something?

No man, there is no love.

Yes, no, no, man. I don't trust you.

I never trusted him since childhood itself.

Then even you people come along. Let's go.

Nobody here.

Looks like there are only windows...

...there is no door in the building.

Does that girl come and go through windows?

This is the backside of the building.

The main door is ahead.

And there is not even a
door bell on the window.

- Now when the garbage
collector comes then... - (Shushing)

Pappu!

Father does your father stay over here?

Yes, go and take his blessings.

- Do you know Pappu, Pappu?
- Which Pappu is he talking about?

- What is he doing here?
- Am I his secretary?

You're dead.

Raju, hadn't I told you that
we shouldn't come here?

But what is this scoundrel doing over here?

Father, here, take tea.

Brother, why have you come here?

You've already ruined us this much.
Are you not satisfied yet?

The trust in which father was working.

Over there you forged his
signature and removed all the money.

But you weren't still satisfied?
You stole my jewellery.

You got the house sold and
today only because if you...

...we have to stay in this rented house.

- Listen, sister...
- Don't call me sister.

Go from here.

- Don't steal the little peace that is...
- Listen...

...left in the last days of our lives.

- Don't open this door, they will kill me.
- No, I will...

They won't spare me.

- What? Which people?
- They are very dangerous people.

- What?
- They will kill me.

(Sobbing)

I had 20 lakh rupees
that belonged to Tiwari.

Someone told me about a scheme...

...about doubling your money in 25 days.

I thought I'll double it
and settle all your debts.

But my luck itself was bad.

The people whom I gave 20 lakh rupees.

They cheated me and
ran away with the money.

They left me and went.
Sister, Tiwari won't spare me.

UNKNOWN MEN: Open the door. Open the door.

- Who? (Knock On The Door)
- Open the door.

- Don't open the door. You go inside.
- Open the door.

(Knock On The Door)

- Don't open the door.
- Open the door.

Hey! Come on!

Who are these people?

- Hey, where were you hiding?
- I have worked with you.

- You are like my buddies.
- Leave him.

- Don't do anything to my sister.
- Get lost!

- Oh God! What is this? Where did they go?
- Leave him.

- Stop it. Leave me.
- No...

Brother! No! No!

Oh God!

Where have they gone?

You scoundrels, wait! Wait! Stop the car.

Stop the car.

- Raju, give me your hand.
- Take this.

There is a gutter below. Be careful.

Oh God,
because of us even she got in trouble.

We'll have to take
something to eat in the train.

Even her father is handicapped.

What have we done?

We even need bottles to drink.

Yes, whatever happened it wasn't right.

Come on quickly! We will miss the train.

Shut up, scoundrel,
are you a human or a drainage?

That poor girl was picked up by those
goons and this scoundrel...

...wants to hide his face and run away.

I'm not going anywhere, I'm here only.

I was talking about
the both of you leaving.

Hey, Raju! Hey Raju, what are you saying?

I was the one who gambled,
and the girl was put on stake.

I got even you people on the streets.

Now I have to do what has to be done.

You both go and catch the train there...

- ...is a lot of danger over here.
- What will you do?

Nothing,
I'll go there to that lisping Tiwari.

I will tell him to leave the
girl in exchange for me.

That lisping Tiwari is crazy,
he'll kill you.

Let him kill me.
He'll finish me, at least...

...the burden of this sin will be off me.

I'll go to him and I will
beg of him to leave the girl.

Hey Raju!

Hey Raju, you jerk,
have you seen this face of yours?

Who will give you any alms?

Here, look at me.
Look, I look like a readymade beggar.

I'll have to come with you.
Come on, let's go.

I've been asking since the time I was born.

First, parents' love,
then a scholarship to study and now job.

My asking bio-data is very good. I'm a PhD.

Even I'll have to come, right? Come on.

No, I was the one who wanted to be rich.

When the sin is mine why
should both of you suffer?

Shut up, man! What sin, sin, sin?

See, when you were building your bundle...

...of sins even I put my
little pouch of greed in it.

- But Brother Babu...
- What are you trying to say?

If you speak too much
I'll give you one tight slap.

Brother Babu he is a very cunning man.

Firstly he forcefully involves in his sin.

And then while the time to pay for it...

...came, you walked away alone,
what is this?

See, whether it is to have
fun or to undergo punishment.

All three of us must
have an equal share in it.

If Raju takes two spankings then...

...even Shyam will take two spankings.

And if even Shyam
takes two spankings then...

...even I'll have
to take a spanking, won't I?

Come on, let's go to the don and
seek a loan of pity from him. Come on!

What man,
you were saying that they ran away.

This matter is between us.
Leave that poor girl.

If you want you can keep me as mortgage.

But please leave his sister.

Very well, then who will give me my money?

Yes, I'll give it.

I'll give you your 20 lakh rupees.

- 40 lakhs.
- Why 40 lakhs?

Why? Weren't you going to double it?

40 lakhs and that too in 3 days.

3 days, oh my God, that is very less time.

We'll need at least 30 years time.

Babu, Brother Babu...

Okay, I'll give you 40 lakh rupees
in three days.

What proof do I have
that you won't run away?

Brother, if we really had to
run would we come to you?

Please leave his sister.

Fine, Pappu while you are going take...

...your sister along with you.

Take her. Take her.

Go.

(Groaning)

Open the lock...

I have no key.

Shut up! I am not telling you.
I am telling him.

The scoundrel, he broke it.

(Groaning)

- Which toothpaste do you use?
- Brother Babu!

- This, this old lock of my trunk
isn't opening. Open it for me. - Stop it!

Shut up!

If you ever go to the
police station or run away...

...then I'll not spare you!

I'll come to take the
money after three days.

If there is no money then
even your time will be over.

(Horn Honks)

- Peter.
- Tell me, Nanji.

I trust you so much.

So much so that you
don't even trust your wife.

You are right.

The faith was so much a year...

- ...back as the faith I have in you.
- Which you had in Munna?

But he was a betrayer.

Don't worry Nanji.
I am like a loyal dog.

That is why I have got you
here to show you my den.

Look at this.

There is a den in the police-station?

Not in this police station, on its terrace.

Go up and get the money.

Hey Gotya! Nanji's new man has come.

We have to give him
the goods and the money.

Take this. This is the stuff...

And this is the money. Be careful!

Bye.

Don't you feel ashamed?

The time has come to
commit suicide because of you.

From where will you get it?

From where will you get the
money to give that lisp fatso?

I am your culprit.

Now there is only one way left for me.

- So will you sell my loincloth?
- Every person has two kidneys.

So?

But a person can live with a single kidney.

What are you saying, dear?

I will sell one of the
kidney to a rich patient.

I will get a lot of money.

Then I will sell one eye.
And I will get some money.

Then one more kidney and one more eye.

And in this way I will
sell the entire body.

I will repay Tiwari's
loan from this money...

...and I will pay the price for my sins.

Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh God! I thought you...

...were a crook but you have
shown yourself to be a God.

You are God.
You will sell your kidney for Baburao?

And your eye?

Oh God! You are a God sent person.

I am not talking of my kidney.

I am talking about your kidney and eyes.

What me? You scoundrel!

Brother Babu, don't leave him.
He is a scoundrel.

Will you kill me?
You will take out my eyes!

- You will sell my kidney!
- Brother Babu I will get hurt.

- Brother Babu!
- I respect you so much!

Brother Babu a murder is going to happen!

He was just joking Brother Babu.

Oh God!

It is a tomato! Tomato!

You scoundrel!

- I will finish you!
- What are you doing?

- I will get hurt with the gun!
- I won't spare that scoundrel!

- I swear I will not spare you.
- Stab him in the face.

Brother Babu just cool down.
Just cool down that's it.

- You come with me.
- Take him away.

You are scaring me with a tomato,
you scoundrel.

I'll cut him like a tomato and radish!

You keep calm.
Why are you increasing your blood pressure?

I feel like the mother in Mother India.
She shoots her child.

In the same way I will become
father India and shoot Raju.

Keep that gun down. Just cool down.

Excuse me!

"What's under my veil?"

- Who is he, dear?
- I do not know.

Yes, I am Devdas, Paro.

Not Paro, I am Peter.

I had sent you as a king to Nanji...

...and you came back as a queen!

Do you know how much
danger there is in coming here?

If the people of Nanji
know that I have come here.

They will kill me.

After escaping from Nanji,
have you...

...come here to pass your time?

We have come to know
of Nanji's treasure.

Now the real fun will start.

Now Nanji will be doomed.

(Chuckles)

Where are the goods?

Come with me. Tell me.

There is one terrace
flat in the building...

...which is above the
Khetwadi police station.

I saw it with my own eyes.

They have stuffed crores
of money in the shoebox.

Those 2 bags must be
having at least 3-4 crores.

Great! Tomorrow afternoon crores...

...of rupees will be here from there.

And after that you will be a bigger...

...boss than Nanji.

You are great! You are great!

Kanji! Who is the person who
made Nanji the man he is today?

- Sir! Sir! Sir!
- Don't forget my 50%.

Now you are sure to get 50%.

My 50% and the rest
will be for the children.

Yes!

"Nanji has come out of his burrow hole."

"Munna started dancing."

"Nanji has come out of his burrow hole."

"Munna started dancing."

I think that this girl is whistling.

We have been drinking
and you are intoxicated.

Since you are wearing this dress,
she is just whistling.

If you don't remove it,
she will hit you with a broom.

(Chuckles)

Feel so nice now. So light.

Brother Babu, come with me.

I do not want to sell my kidney.

I do not want to sell your kidney.

- No, I do not want to sell my eyes also.
- We don't want to listen.

- I want to tell you some secret.
- We don't want to listen.

- We don't want to listen.
- No!

Come!

I have just listened to a top secret.

Which radio did you listen to?

Not on the radio. Our neighbour, Munna.

That thief!

He is not a petty thief.
He is a mastermind!

I have heard it with my eyes and ears.

They were planning.
They were planning to rob 4-5 crores.

After robbing the money to
bring it in our neighbouring room.

So go and tell it in the police station.

Why have you got us here?

I have a great plan.
When Munna and his men...

...leave their house for the robbery.

We will sneak into his house and
sit there in guise in the room.

And when they return with the money.

We will put a gun to their
head and leave with the money.

How much have we to give to that Tiwari?

We have to give 40 lakhs.
If we remove 40 lakhs...

- ...from 4 crores, how much will be left?
- Three sixty.

You remember the accounts well.
Three sixty.

We will share the three
sixty between three...

...of us and we will leave this city.

We will leave this place.
And we will have fun.

We will have money and money.

This is a great plan.

What great plan is it?
It is sheer nonsense.

He got us to the streets.

Now will you send us to
jail to break stones?

Brother Babu, don't be trapped by his talks.

He is once again trying to fool us.

We are already in a rut.
When those people...

...ask for 40 lakhs from where
will we give them 40 lakhs.

Brother Babu, when that black bull and...

...that Kutub Minar
come asking for money...

...what will we give them?

What will you answer Pappu's sister?

- Will you commit suicide?
- I will murder you.

I tell you Brother Babu throw
this root cause of commotion...

...and the root cause of
our troubles down from here.

- Yes, throw me. Throw me down.
- What are you'll doing?

Throw me.

You will also not live after killing me.

You are mature enough.
Please make him understand.

- I understand, dear.
- What do you understand?

Understand clearly that he
is asking us to do a robbery.

Then he will tell us tomorrow to kill them.

Yes, correct!

What correct is it?
Am I telling you to rob from the temple?

I am telling you to steal
from that thief's house.

I am not telling you to kill him.

You understood, Shyam.
He is not asking us to kill anyone.

Brother Babu, this is the wrong path.

- This is the right path.
- This is the wrong way.

I am telling you this
is the only right path.

No, this is the wrong path, Brother Babu.

Brother Babu, this is the right path.

- This is the wrong path.
- This the right path.

Shut up!

Do you have any other way?

Where will you get the gun from?

Don't worry about that!
I will arrange for everything.

Seth-ji,
the guns that are there in this book...

...15 guns are with a Parsi.

And even those 3 special
international market..

They are priceless in the
International market.

Thank you, Sir.

Sir, I am telling you not to leave...

...him till we get the money?
What do you say?

That is okay but did you find
out about that Parsi's guns?

Boss that Parsi is in Mumbai,
and all the...

...fifteen guns are with him,
but nobody knows where he is.

Search him. I can see him in my dream.
I can see those guns.

Parsi and the guns?

Boss if I get you those
fifteen guns from Parsi then?

From where will you bring it?

Sir that is my responsibility.
You only give me 2 days time.

I will bring and give it to you.

Fine. If you get me those
15 guns then I will free you.

- Parsi is sleeping in his bungalow.
- We should wake him up.

- He has 15 guns with him.
- 15.

We have to get them quickly.

Will it be done?

- Remove the chloroform quickly.
- Take this.

Put it soon.

- And?
- One minute, come on.

It's awesome. Come on.

Who is there? What are you doing?

And Seventeen.

What are you talking? 17?
And these 3 will be twenty.

But Pappu said that there are only fifteen.

Instead of 15 we will take 2 extra.
He will be happy.

And listen... The rest of the
three are left we will sell it.

What fifty, fifty?
But don't tell Pappu about it.

- I will not tell him.
- Idiot, where are the other three guns?

Which three guns?

You asked for 15 I got 17.

These three guns!

These three guns.

Their value is crores of rupees in
the international market.

Where is it, tell me?
Where is it?

- Or I will kill you!
- I'll get it!

Boss, I will bring it.
I will bring it sir. I will bring it.

One and one eleven.

Teacher is mad,
you should not listen to him.

Where are the guns?

(Chuckles)

This is what happens when you go to school.

You yourself have the guns
and you are asking me about it.

Don't try to act smart, I will shoot...

...all six bullets into your stomach.

Where are the three big guns?

- Those?
- Yes.

Those I have sold it.

- What, you sold them?
- Yes.

Who asked you sell those 3 guns?

I will pay you how much money you want.

I will pay you double and triple,
if you want...

...but whom did you
sell those guns to, tell me?

How am I to know where he stays?

"A small angel has come to my house."

Raju these are real or fake?

- They are real.
- What are you saying?

- Are there bullets in it?
- Yes, but they are deep inside.

- They are deep inside.
- Yes.

Did it fall?

Leave it. Nothing has fallen.

If anything has fallen I
will throw it and hit you.

Whatever it is.
These guns will change our fate.

- Oh I am very scared.
- Yes, even I am scared! Look.

Oh God, robbery in a thief's house.

Again there would be a con game.

So much time has passed,
but why is he taking so long?

They are here.

- Police?
- Police comes every day.

This is not that police.

This is the Special Branch
police you run from here.

- Now what will happen?
- Police has raided the place.

You people go to your villages.

- I will take care of everything here.
- But Naan... Nanji.

I will take care of Nanji also.
You run away.

- You will?
- Run. Not from there.

- Police are coming from that side.
- Oh...

- Go from the back way. Go, go.
- Yes...

Sir, the police station is this way..

Why are you going that way? Which section?

Which section?

- I am not the police.
- Then?

I am the CID.

Then Sir, Why have you worn
the uniform of the police officer?

Actually the thing is, in casual clothes...

...people doubt that I am from the CID.

But if I wear the uniform of the police.

Then nobody will doubt that I am from CID.

Wow, what an idea!

What are you clapping for? Salute.

Sir!

Hands up. No one will move.

(Chuckles)

Nobody is here, everything is clear now.

- I told them that the police have come.
- Hey police.

- You are the police.
- You just scared me, where is the money?

Nanji took the money yesterday.

But the goods that is
inside is not less than money.

There must be at least
three or four crores.

- Where is it?
- The full bag is full.

- Where is it?
- Inside.

- "We are become millionaires
- Yes. Yes."

- "We are become millionaires"
- Here is the crate. Must be at least...

...worth of three or four crores.

- Good! Good!
- See I have even got 2 bags ready.

Now I will teach Nanji a lesson.

Now no one can stop me
from becoming a gang lord.

I have become a gang lord.

I cannot find peace anymore without you.

I cannot sleep anymore without you.

This is good. I got a joker's
dress from Mohini theatre box.

Good.

Come, come, let's go.

You people hide here quietly.

- Come on.
- We have to hide?

- Yes.
- Okay done.

Where are you going?

We should hide in our own house.

Nobody will know about it, isn't it Raju?

- Shut up! Don't take names!
- You understand?

Raju is right,
we should not take anyone's names.

Why are you taking names? Hide! Hide!

Now all of you go and hide.

What are you doing?

You said to hide, right?

Don't hide behind me.
Go and hide somewhere there.

Be quick!

We must do our work and
no one should come to know.

- Whatever we do it should be done nicely.
- Yes.

Where are the keys!

Police! Police!

Police! Police!

- Oh no! It is the police.
- Police? But in a clown's dress?

- He is the neighbour.
- He is that loincloth thief!

Why are we scared so much?

We are the genuine police.

I think they are the secret police.

Are you from the CBI?

- No! SRP!
- SRP!

SRP means?

They are from the special branch.
You don't know?

Brother, your knowledge is very good.

- No one will press anyone's legs.
- Hey!

Push the bag behind. Fast!
And now raise your hands.

Joker S. Shyam, yes. You.

Bring a rope.

- Joker B!
- Bring a rope.

The rope, I have forgotten that, Raju.

Fool, you forgot the rope.

B categories C class people.

Bring me a rope from somewhere.

- Joker R, will the string of my pyjama do?
- No.

- Do you have a rope?
- Rope?

Actually I forgot it in haste.

I have the rope. But it is in Bandra.

- If you want, shall I go and get it?
- From Bandra?

The rope opposite your house
on which you hang your clothes.

- Go and bring it.
- Get it!

- Surely bring it.
- Just a minute.

Bring the rope on which
you hang your clothes.

Not the neighbours.

I feel like I have heard your
voice before somewhere.

Even I have seen your
face somewhere before.

Okay, okay.

- Rope!
- Come from that side. Come from that side.

Will this do? So much rope.

Have you come for your wedding
that I will garland you?

Bring a bigger rope.
Otherwise you have seen the gun?

I will smash you and reduce you to 2 feet.
Understood?

Sir, we will manage it, right?

Come on. Give me the rope. Enough.

- Hold.
- Tie, tie them. Tie him up.

- Joker B, Joker S, help us.
- I am behind you.

And yes everyone must use little rope.
Don't cheat.

- Is it tight?
- Sir, I don't even like it loose.

- Good, now it will not open up.
- No, no not at all.

It will not move till the morning.
Sir, I give you my word.

- Good.
- Yes, sir.

Bye-bye.

- Now what are you doing by bending down.
- Open the lock.

Who had asked you to lock it?

If we will lock it then the neighbours...

...will know that we had gone out.

Otherwise they will
feel we are sitting inside.

- Don't hit. I will open it.
- Come on. Come on.

At least take me in.

Brother Babu:Yes, come in. The main item is left out.

Okay...

I have shut the door.
Very good. All have come in.

You have still worn the costume!

Hey...

Did they disappear
in thin air like pigeons?

Sorry.

Come with me.

Come on let's check the bag.

- Hurry! Hurry!
- Loot. Loot.

After a lot of days I will get
to see some green notes.

This is just grass.

This is not grass.
It will be below it. You know.

Just like there is grass above the mangoes.

The goods must be below it. See.

- Just like they ripen mangoes.
- There is nothing here.

There is only flour here.

After doing so much of
hard work what did we get?

Fodder for the cattle.

And will you feel dough to the lisper?

He will kill us.

- This is not grass.
- Then?

These are drugs.

- Drugs.
- Yes.

- And this is heroine.
- Of which picture?

Not the heroine of the pictures.
These are drugs.

Keep it back,
we will give it to the police.

They will do whatever
has to be done about it.

You fool, we want crores and lakhs.

What are you saying? Not even your...

...father will give you
lakh rupees for this fodder.

This stuff is not worth lakhs but crores.

- How do you know?
- I know about everything.

I even know that the four...

...five crores they were talking about.

They were talking about these drugs...

...and another person who deals in this...

...I know him.

We will get three crores for it.

- Three crores?
- Yes.

Three.

Will we be able to settle our dues, Raju?

- We will be able to settle all our dues.
- Whatever will be left.

From the remaining money
I will sell incense sticks.

Did you tell a joke?

Go to sleep.
Think you have become a millionaire.

And sleep properly.

"Con game again a con game."

"Con game again a con game."

"Have seen the roubles of Russia."

"Have seen the yens of Japan."

"Have seen the euros of Europe."

"Have seen the American
dollars of America."

"Even then this heart
desires the Indian rupee."

"I love rupee! Rupee! Just Rupees!"

"Love rupees, rupees!"

"Have seen the roubles of Russia."

"Have seen the yens of Japan."

"Have seen the euros of Europe."

"Have seen the American
dollars of America."

"Even then this heart
desires the Indian rupee."

"I love rupee! Rupee! Just Rupees!"

"Love rupees, rupees!"

"Con game again a con game."

"Con game again a con game."

(Gunshot)

- Raju give me my money! I will kill you.
- (Shushing)

- (Shushing)
- Speak softly, softly!

- Even the walls have ears. Speak softly.
- (Indistinct)

What happened?

You speak a little louder,
I cannot hear anything.

I dreamt that Raju ran away with my money,
that thief.

Anyway the dreams that you see at...

- ...5 O'clock always come true.
- See that.

Even I had a dream in the morning...

...that you are running away with...

...my money and I am killing you.

What are you saying?

That means Raju is murdered and...

...you will be sentenced to death.

That will mean that all the
money will be only mine.

- Just keep quiet.
- (Shushing)

Hey Shinde, hey Mhatre,
all you gentleman come here.

Brother, this guy with the
loincloth seems to be very excited!

I will make it all air-conditioned.

The entire toilet will be made
of air-condition.

And the tumbler will be made up of silver.

Everywhere I will put air-condition.

Has he stolen our goods?

This black spectacle and white pigeon!

What will he rob?

If anything happens in the neighborhood.

He is the first one to get scared.

All the females come forward.

From today no female will have to...

...stand in the queue for water.

I am going to put three
taps in everyone's house.

- Three taps?
- Yes.

The one who wants to
take bath with hot water?

Will use the hot water tap.

The others will use the coldwater tap.

- And the third tap?
- There won't be water in that.

And those who don't want to take a bath.

They will sit below the 3rd tap.

You fool.

Is it your father's marriage?

Yes, my father married
and that is why I was born.

- Not like you.
- We have to give money to that guy till...

- ...evening and this Brother Babu.
- Get up Raju, Raju...

I had a very bad dream that Babu-bhai...

...was telling everyone in the
place before we got the money.

He is really telling everyone.

What are you saying?

Yes I am saying let's wrap
everything and leave from here.

Or else the police will catch us.

Stop him. I'll take care of this here.
You go.

Don't create chaos in public.

You have just robbed the
change from the temple.

You change stealer!

I have not robbed from the temple.

I have robbed a thief's house.

Should I say what I did yesterday?

Brother Babu,
have won a lottery of five thousand...

...there is no need to shout
and tell the everyone about it.

You... 5,000.

He has lost it by winning 5000 rupees.

Listen to this!
In 5000 rupees he wants to put three taps.

- That drunkard!
- Come on!

- Bring him here.
- You loincloth stealer!

Shut up! Shut up!
Brother Babu, what are you doing?

The child is not even born and you
are also celebrating his birthday...

...in front of the whole society.

Child? So you are going to have a child?

But Raju when did he get married?

He did not get married, you stupid person.

We have not even got the cash...

...and you have even enjoying yourself.

Where did you bring this pizza from?

Domino's has a scheme that if it...

...doesn't come in 30
minutes then you get it free.

- So I got it!
- That means he got it after 30 minutes.

No, no. He had come in twenty minutes.

I didn't come in front of him.

He kept looking for me here and there.

I kept moving behind him.

As soon as 30 minutes
passed I came in front of him.

I told him give me my free pizza.

Then I will also eat it free.
Come on give it to me.

Have, have it.

Yes, both of you sit here
and enjoy yourself.

And I will go and do all the work.

I will sell the goods to the scrap dealer.

Get the deal done fast!
Today is the last day to pay that lisper.

I am only taking the sample along with me.

- And staple the mouth of this fool.
- Loincloth stealer!

- Loincloth...
- Let's go. Loincloth stealer!

(Bicycle Bell)

He is the one!

Come tomorrow. The gun guy.

(Phone Ringing)

Brother, Kachra Seth.

- Yes tell me, Kachra Seth.
- That gun guy has come.

Do one thing.
You get on a bike and come here.

Till then I'll take care of him...

Okay. Come on.

- This is a very nice product.
- Yes.

- Take this, 5000.
- This is only the sample, sir.

I have hundreds of kilos of it.

Hundreds of kilos?

That means you have
goods worth 2 to 3 crores.

Do you have a field of drugs?

The goods are ready, where is the cash?

What are you saying?

Does anybody keep two
crores in the junk shop.

Do one thing, you call me.

This is my mobile number.
Call me at 4 o'clock.

Go.

Eena Meena Deeka.

How do you know the names
of all my three daughters?

- Tell me. Tell me. How do you know?
- They study in my college.

Hey! But they are in the third standard.

Madam listen. Listen to me.

- Leena, Tina, Meena, at least listen to me.
- Meena.

Why are you after me?

- I am interested in you.
- What?

I mean that I have to give you money.
And even the interest.

Listen to me. Where are you going?
There is sea there.

Whether I go in the sea or the well?
Why do you bother?

Hey see that!

Hey pretty woman! Where is your brother?

You?

Hey you black and yellow thugs!

If I will hit you,
you will forget all your nonsense.

- Understood!
- Hey you.

- Let it be, let it be.
- Did you recognize? He is that mad lover.

First he swindled twenty lakh
rupees from the girls brother.

And now when our Tiwari
boss had the girl kidnapped.

Then he came in front of him and...

...says that you can take my
life but please spare this girl.

(Chuckles)

If he doesn't give the money till the...

...evening then he won't be spared.

(Chuckles)

So this is your reality?

No. I am not like the way you think I am.

This is because I had become a bit greedy.

I got stuck because of all the money.

Sorry because of me you and your...

...family members have been troubled.

They have, they have.

Today evening,
everything will be all right.

I am sorry.

Please forgive me.

I don't think that you will forgive me.

Leena, Meena, Tina whatever your name is.

- Listen.
- Yes.

Second of all my name is Anjali.

I am sorry, Anjali.

Second thing?
Then what was the first thing?

That, when are you returning my money?

Which money?

Oh! Yes. Yes.

But I don't have change.

The spicy snacks of this place
are famous in whole Mumbai.

Should we go?

I am feeling shy. Come.

"How many desires..."

"Have aroused for you, my beloved."

"How many desires..."

"Have aroused for you, my beloved."

"How many desires..."

"Have aroused for you, my beloved."

"All day, all night...
I am troubled by your memories."

"I am troubled by your memories."

"All day, all night...
I am troubled by your memories."

"I am troubled by your memories."

"Understand the language of the heart."

"Let's exchange hearts."

"I am troubled by your memories."

"I am troubled by your memories."

"Why does my heart
remain lonely in your love?"

"I go through restlessness every moment,
beloved."

"Why does my heart
remain lonely in your love?"

"I go through restlessness every moment,
beloved."

"Don't leave me."

"Come into my life."

"How many desires..."

"Have aroused for you, my beloved."

"All day, all night...
I am troubled by your memories."

"I am troubled by your memories."

- What happened?
- Raju has still not come.

That lisp guy's men can come back anytime.

Before they come,
let's search for Raju before they come back.

- What do you say?
- Come on.

Wait.

O God! I am very tired now.

I have even asked all the scrap dealers.

A scrap dealer even hit me.

Brother Babu, if you will ask a scrap...

...dealer that did somebody come...

...here to sell drugs then
they will surely hit you.

Where has this bloody dog gone?

Calm down. We will find him somewhere.

There are 3-4 scrap dealers here.

Anuradha?

Not Anuradha, how will you sell Anuradha?

- I mean this Anuradha, Brother Babu.
- Oh my God!

There she is catch her!

You double things.

- Babu, come fast.
- You double things, isn't it?

Anuradha!

- Why is the military after us?
- Wait!

Brother Babu, because of Raju...
...we will surely get killed today.

Come on quickly.

Oh, hey Shyam.

- Brother Babu?
- This loincloth is coming in between.

Then why do you wear in an open form?

If you say then I will take
this loincloth off and run.

You sit on the cart I will take you.

Move. Move...

My cart! My cart!

- Wait!
- Anuradha!

I will throw the banana
peel and she will slip on it.

Anuradha! Stop!

You double things.

Raw bananas!

Where are you taking the
municipality with you on the cart?

There she is.

Seems like she has
swindled the military too.

The military are catching my Anuradha.
Anuradha!

Today is first day of our love.
You will have to eat one more.

Close your eyes. Open your mouth.

SHYAM: Anuradha, wait!

- She swindled my money.
- What?

I am not telling you.

Catch her!

Why is Shyam
going to sell Baburao?

- Hey Shyam!
- Raju.

Catch her. Catch her.
She was running, right?

(Groaning)

Catch her!

Hey!

They are hitting my Anuradha,
Brother Babu.

Shyam, where are the brakes in this?

Long live Maharashtra!

- Remove the diamonds.
- Leave, leave me.

Military brothers what are you doing?

This is Anuradha. Please behave nicely.

Leave her, she has taken my money.
Leave her. My money.

They are not the military they are goons.

Oh God! They are all goons.
Let's flee from here.

Brother Babu... my Anuradha!

Hey brother. Leave her. Leave her!

My Anuradha! Have I told you? Don't hit!

Raju, hit him.

Attack! Attack!

My glasses!

What are you doing? Go home.
You are hitting your own man.

Go home.

Come here.

- Where is the money?
- You leave her.

Hold her. Hold her and keep.

- Break his hands.
- Hey!

Let me go!

Don't hit.

But where did I hit you?

Let me go.

If you get up, I'll you with the bamboo.

Come here. Give my money right now.

I want my money.
I want my money. It was my money.

- Raju, don't get tensed, Raju.
- Come.

Carefully. Her hand will come out.

You come.

That means that goon who was with Kabira.

You are her sister.

My sister was divorced and
she even had a daughter.

I don't know when she started
working for Kabira's gang.

The police put my sister
in jail along with Kabira.

And because of that I lost my job.

But the responsibility of
her daughter came on me.

I had no other option
but to work in a dance bar.

One day when I reached home.

I got a letter from an
important man of Kabira..

'If you want to see your niece alive...'

'then open a fake finance company,'

'And those three...'

'...who swindled my boss Kabira money...'

'...get the money from them
and that too double.'

'As they had asked me...'

'I converted all the money
you gave me into diamonds.'

'But when I reached the address...'

- '...that they had given me then...'
- 'What? The girl has run away.'

'You can't even keep
an eye on a small child.'

'The child's aunt will
come with diamonds...'

'...what will I tell her?'

- 'She has arrived.
- Give me diamonds.'

'- No!
- Catch her!'

'- Abdul uncle, uncle!
- Dear, you?'

'Let's go from here.'

'My car has broken down.
It will take time.'

'There are goons behind me.'

'Oh my God,
uncle this is someone's priced possession.'

'You take care of it. I'll take it later.'

'From that day till today...'

'...I am running to save
my life from these goons.'

'When I reached Abdul uncle's house...'

'...after giving a slip to the goons...'

'...he was lying on his deathbed.'

'Uncle, the possession that I
had given you to keep safely.'

'Where is it?'

'- Cock-a-doodle-do.
- What?'

'Cock-a-doodle-do.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do.'

'Seems like before dying
he wanted to see a hen.'

'What about the cock-a-doodle-do?'

'- Cock-a-doodle-do.
- Uncle!'

(Crowing)

Cock-a-doodle-do?

- Yes. - Cock-a-doodle-do.
- Cock-a-doodle-do.

- Cock-a-doodle-do.
- Cock-a-doodle-do.

How is it? Isn't it very good?

There are hundreds of kilos of it.

Tell me how much do you want? Tell.

You stupid,
you steal my goods and try to sell it to me.

- No, no. Where did I steal your goods?
- Then who robbed it?

I don't know who robbed it? A boy...

...had come he was six feet
tall with this six inch packet.

- Where are the goods?
- With the boy.

Where is the boy?

I don't roam around with him
in my pocket, do I?

- I have asked him to call. 4 o'clock.
- (Phone Ringing)

- It must be his call.
- (Phone Ringing)

Hello, Kachra Seth speaking.

- Yes Kachra Seth, Raju speaking..
- It's him.

Call him here immediately with the goods.

I have arranged for the money.

- You quickly bring the goods here.
- Where?

Here means Shaitan lane, Danger house...

...Andher Nagar in front of the graveyard.

Okay, okay in front of the graveyard,
all right, all right.

- Graveyard?
- One minute..

Are you calling me to
take the goods or to kill me?

I don't want to go in the grave.

Yes, tell him not near the graveyard.

- Anywhere else.
- Move.

Kachra Seth have you seen the Royal circus?

- Yes, it is in the open land near Matunga.
- Royal circus. Why?

Please, please.

He is calling us to the Royal circus.

Why? Is he a small child?

He seems big from the face.
I don't know from the wits.

Okay, whatever it is.
Call him there immediately.

Yes brother, you come here.

You come to Royal circus.
I am reaching there.

Okay, bye, bye.

We will take the good to the Royal...

...circus and become
millionaires in the circus.

Come on.

Who will call up that lisp guy?

Lisper. You call him. Put the money in it.

Tiwari speaking.

- Hello, lisp guy!
- What are you doing?

Sorry, sorry hello Tiwari Seth
we have got 40 lakhs of yours.

Please come at Royal circus
near Matunga and collect it.

But why Royal circus?
You come here with the money.

Because that amount is very heavy also.

We will be getting it there and you...

- ...come and collect from there. Okay?
- Okay.

- First class. Let us go quickly.
- Let's go.

We have searched everywhere.

I will hang everyone upside
down and hit them in the circus.

But still someone took my goods.

Where are my goods?

Munna-brother, you sold the goods...

- ...and you did not even remember me.
- Which goods? Which goods?

- The goods that you sold.
- Why did you give it to the scrap dealer?

He went to sell
Nanji-brother's goods to Nanji.

There was going to be a very big problem.

Which scrap dealer? Which goods?

I will take you to the
terrace and throw you down.

Munna-brother,
you promised me fifty percent.

- And now you are refusing.
- You are of no value!

You are making stories about the...

...scrap dealer and trying to confuse me.

(Grunts)

- Do you think I am the police guy?
- No.

- Are you acting in front of me?
- No.

Didn't it hurt you?

- Then why don't you shout?
- Your acting, I will...

Tell me where are the goods?

Tell me where are the goods?

Munna, it is here.
It is right here.

Now you have to come on the right track.

Tell me where are the goods?

Tell me where are the
goods or I will kill you.

The goods are not here but there.

- What did you say?
- It is there.

The goods are here and we are...

- ...searching the whole city for it.
- Get the booty out.

Get the booty out.
I removed his loin-cloth.

He has robbed goods worth 3 to 4 crores.

Everyone who wears a
loincloth is not Gandhi.

- You are right.
- What is this?

BBI, CBI, TBI I will sell them off.
No trouble after that.

Bring it here.

As soon as they come.
Kill them.

- My share boss.
- Brother.

I will give you. I will give you.

Finish the job and you will get it,
understood?

Okay.

They have still not come.

They must be coming.

They will come then...

We will not spare them.

One, two, three, four.

4 legs? Three people were supposed to come.

Come on attack.

Tell me where the third man is?

Third man is upstairs.

Leave me!

(Groaning)

Come, this is our poor home.

- From today all are tensions will be over.
- Come, come.

I'll just open the door.
The door opened...

Seems like we have come
in someone else's room.

Keep sleeping. Sorry.
Keep sleeping. I forgot.

Oh God! The temple is mine.

Even this incense stick is mine.

Even this house is mine.

Something seems to be wrong here.

- Hey Raju!
- Yes.

Come in! Come in!
Seems something has gone wrong.

Look! Look!

Who are these people?

I don't know? They look like
your relatives from the faces.

- Shyam!
- In front...

Come inside quickly.

Seems like the treasure
is very heavy, isn't it?

I will help them and come. I am coming.

What is it?

Where are the goods?

- What? They have been stolen?
- Stolen?

First Munna stole it.

Then we stole it from
Munna and brought it here.

And then again Munna
stole it from us and took it.

What is all this con game?

I am telling you let us flee from here.

What is it?

Have you kept goons
in the house to kill us?

Goons! They are like eggs.

They are already broken.

I don't know who they are!

Go from here. Is this a railway station?

Get up from here.

We pay the rent and these
people come and sleep here.

Where is the money?

Sir, you always ask for the money.

I said in the evening.

Where did you tell me?

I meant in the evening.

Boss, tell your boss that we will come...

...at Royal circus at
5 O'clock with the goods.

Until then you can play on the swings.
Please.

Is it? Till then I will make you swing.

Royal circus?

We will come and give
the money at your home.

Yes, then even I am coming with you.

The problem is that the party will...

...get scared after seeing you.

- If they can see his face only then.
- What is all this happening?

Run from here.

- Oh!
- Leave us!

Get away!

Move.

Hey don't fall over me.

Get up. Get up quickly.

- Where are you going?
- Come we will do something.

- Leave me!
- Shyam!

Raju!

Come on, sit inside.

Look, we will give you the money.

You leave the girls we
will give the money...

- ...we are not thieves.
- Bring the money in the evening...

...and then take your
girls from the Royal circus.

- Got it?
- Raju, think of something.

I am not a tube light.

Royal circus.

Come on.

"Con game again a con game."

"Con game again a con game."

Where is Brother Babu, man?

You come on, don't worry.

He is on the left side of the gate. Look...

- He is gazing at those bananas.
- Brother Babu.

Brother Babu.

Why have you made me
like an umbrella in the sun?

- What are you doing?
- Did you get the goods?

These are duplicate bags.

And even the goods are duplicate.

You come on. No I'm coming.
You get my duplicate too.

- I don't... - Oh Come on,
we'll get your duplicate later.

There is not even a single rupee...

...how will you reach the circus?

We will reach. Why do you worry?
If God wants then we will reach.

Uncle, give me an ice candy.

You have again come?
I've no money. You go from here.

Raju, think how will we reach the circus?

Raju, think how will we reach the circus?

- Come on. Come on.
- Hey look at that dramatic company.

Right, come on.

Hey you are seeing
the dramatic company, Ravan.

These people are from our area.

We will tell them to leave
us at the Royal circus.

Come soon! Wait, Ravan!

Royal circus?

'Give me a balloon.. Give me a balloon.'

'Give me a balloon.. Give me a balloon.'

'Oh, dear, what are you doing here?'

'Hey leave the aunt and get the kid!'

'The aunt will come automatically,
hey old man!'

(Groaning)

'Run! Run!'

'Tell your aunt that her possession...'

'...is in this Cock-a-doodle-do.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do?'

'Wait you trouble!'

'Hey trouble!'

'Hey'

Cock-a-doodle-do!

Hey, you get out!

You pollute the air and
then you switch on the fan?

You had so many Indian burgers!

Hey you drama guys! Thank you.
If our work today is done...

...then I will give you 1 lakh in donation.

- Come on from here.
- I swear you might be in any attire.

- We will give them.
- You might be even naked.

Okay, come on.

Did you hear? A donation of 1 lakh rupees.

It means the plan is very big. Let's wait.

Dear, where will we find
That guy who lisps is there.

- Babu, look there, the lisper is there.
- Where?

You get only popcorn here.

He has come before time.

Where will we give him the money from?

We will do one thing. We will take money...

...from them and give them.

An elephant?
Where will you go to sell an elephant?

Look behind it!
Can't you see that white elephant?

Oh! We will give him.
I will tell them and come.

- They are standing in the sun.
- Is he related to you? Come on!

He has come.

I will get the booty and kill him.

Don't do like that. This is a public place.

First let us see his face (Surat).

Then we can blast him off at Surat station.

That is why I have got fake notes for him.

We will first take our goods from him.

Don't forget my 2% commission.

Greetings. Take this.

- Did you get the goods?
- Did you get the money?

Look, I have a bag full of goods.

I have also not got an empty bag.

- So, give me.
- You, give me.

- You give first.
- Give it.

Give it.

Give this one.

I'm giving. Take this. Take it.

First check whether
the stuff is real or fake.

Stop being so sincere!

Even you check the money is genuine.

First we will take 40 lakhs and...

- Then we will do it here itself.
- How will we do it here?

Let's go to the enquiry.
We will do it there.

Sir, his child is lost.

- Yes.
- What?

What's the child's name?

- Baburao.
- Baburao.

- But that is my name.
- Junior Baburao.

Quickly. Quickly.

- Open it, open it.
- I am opening it, Babu.

Give. Give.

My loincloth is too small.
I should worn a bigger loin cloth.

Where has Gandhi disappeared
from this 500 rupee note?

How did Gandhi get hair on his head?

This is a multi-star cast note.

There is Shahrukh and Amitabh on them.

(Sobbing)

- They have fooled us!
- They all are fake.

- Where are you going?
- Let me think.

Now what will we do, Raju?

Listen to me.

I know that there are fake notes in this.

- You both know that there
are fake notes in this. - Yes.

But they don't know that
there are fake notes in this.

- We will have to tell them, right?
- Please keep quiet!

Do one thing. Put the money back. Come on!

Tiwari, come. Money, money. Come, come.

Come on.

Did you get 40 lakhs?

Did you get the girl?

- Girls?
- Yes, girls.

First give me 40 lakhs,
then I will send the girls.

First give us girls then
I will give you money.

- First, you give me girls.
- You buy girls!

We are not buying them.
Sometime with them. We are taking...

Let it be. I will handle it.

I made a mistake, sister.
Sorry. You take her and go.

- Shameless guy! Come on.
- Please.

Did you get the girls?

His whistle is also like him.

They have come.

Are we blind? We can also see.

- She has come.
- Fine.

Smarty, give the money!

First, you send the girls.

Go!

- Take this.
- Not me. You have to give it to him.

Dear you take it,
we will take care of the girls.

You are elder. Go! He is our man.

How are you?

Stop it. What are you talking about?

Come fast.

- Brother Babu!
- Did they do anything?

- Take this?
- Complete 40 lakhs?

This is not the full amount.

It must be hundred, two hundred more.

Seth! I have got the goods.

He is selling my goods.

This is too good. We got wealth and guns.

Here, your children should be fine.

Hey! He sells fake goods.

Keep quiet!

You have given me
all fake notes in the bag.

You will come to know that
there are fake notes inside.

You won't spare me. Right Brother Babu?

You are a very dangerous person, right?

What did you say?

Hey you! You take my sir's real stuff...

...and give us fake in return.

I will hit you with this slipper.

Raju! See the goods are there.

What?

Give me 40 lakhs or else I will kill you!

- Give me my stuff back.
- From where will I give you?

What will I do? I am helpless.

- Should I kill him?
- No! No.

Get Brother Babu out from there.

There is only one way.

- The real stuff is in the car.
- In the car! Run!

- 3-4 crores?
- Run!

Give me the bag.

- Stop! Stop! Brother!
- Run!

Where are you going?

Hey heroine! Hey red riding hood!

Your pajamas are torn,
your pajamas are torn.

Where is it torn from?

Hey!

- You go there.
- There.

- Got him! Catch him!
- Catch him!

- There he is. Catch him!
- Goods! Catch him!

(Indistinct)

I am so tired!

- Give me my goods.
- Catch them.

- Where is he? Search him out. Where is he?
- Where do I hide, man?

First class.

- This is not circus.
- Don't teach me. I know very well.

(Panting)

Hold the hand. Are you out on a stroll?

- You?
- Jokers, we are jokers.

We will go inside the circus.
And dance and sing.

Scoundrel! Imitating me?

No, I do not imitate.
I have a lisp since childhood.

My father was also a lisper.

My would be child will also be a lisper.

Did your father sing in the orchestra?

Yes. Yes.

Which song he used to sing?

"My heart keeps on singing."

"You are only my destination."

- Yes. Yes.
- No. No. No.

His father used to sing something else.
Which song is it?

"Kohl. Kohl."

"My black, black eyes."

"Kohl, my black, black eyes."

Enough, enough,
go inside, dance and sing.

Come on.

Joker, your loincloth has fallen down.

You wear it. Catch him! The bag!

Run fast!

Give the bag!

Hey, show me something new.

Look there. Look there.

Gorilla! I will have a banana.

Let me take it man.

What happens if I take a banana?

What are you doing 'Ooh, ooh'?

You're making noise. Hey!

Do you know me?

Shut up! Don't glare at me.
Come out if you have the guts.

Gorilla!

(Whistling)

Thank you. Thank you.

- Hey!
- Brother is there.

- Brother! Brother.
- Shut up! What brother?

Why are you so scared?
Do I look like Gorilla?

- The Gorilla is behind you, bhai.
- Shut up.

If he is behind then am I scared of him.

I have seen many of them.

Move it.

Look there. Blue sky.

Yes. Blue sky.

Run!

Hey, catch them. Don't spare them.

This way.

- Hey rogue.
- Why are you asking money from old people?

You go Brother Babu. Take rest.

I'm tired.

- Baby.
- Aunty.

Look here, here.

Brother Babu!

(Shouts)

I am coming up.

God, how did I come from
the stall to the balcony?

Come.

- Hold this bag.
- Okay.

- You black bull!
- Catch him!

Lisper!

- Cock-a-doodle-do.
- Cock-a-doodle-do?

Yes, Abdul uncle was saying he has kept...

...something in cock-a-doodle-do..

That means the diamonds are in that.

Come.

- Shyam, diamonds!
- Diamonds?

Diamonds are in that cock-a-doodle-do train.
There.

- Diamonds?
- Leave me!

- Diamonds?
- Diamonds in the cock-a-doodle do?

- Diamonds?
- Hey!

Hey my diamonds!

- What are you doing?
- The diamonds...

(Indistinct)

Diamonds!

I got my diamonds.

You came with the pouch like a Superman.

- Leave all that. Who pushed me?
- Not me.

Hey run!

(Indistinct)

One minute.

Catch him!

I am coming up! Don't leave him. Catch him.

Give me diamonds.

Raju, catch this bag.

Not the bag. Brother Babu, hold the bag.

I won't leave you!

- Raju.
- Shyam.

Why did you come here? I was coming.

You hold the diamonds.
I will save Brother Babu.

Leave me!

You want diamonds. Catch it.

Why are you sitting on my goods.
Go on the swing!

Shyam.

Hey Brother Babu, give me your hand.
Don't get scared.

Get in.

Raju, save me.

- I'll hit you. Get me out!
- Elder brother!

How come you have become so heavy?

Who is this?

Hey Babu, keep holding.

Hey, my pyjama is coming down.

Hey hold me, hold me, hold me!

Don't leave me. Hold me.

I'll fall.

Hold me, hold me!

Should I leave your hand?

Hey, Shyam, I'm feeling tired now.
My hands are paining.

- You give me your leg.
- If you leave my hand then I will...

...kick you with my legs, look.

You have strong legs, eh?

Get hold of this scrap dealer, Babu!

Hold him! Pull him!

Brother Babu, hold on tight,
don't slip now.

Don't leave me...

...I'll give you money as much you want,
don't leave me.

Don't leave.

What will I leave him?

You are creating so much
fuss for a single banana, man!

Hey the diamonds!

You are coming towards me!

Hey, is this a bridge?

I am dead!

No, no, no.
I had a banana so he's following me.

If I take the diamonds
he'll come till my house.

Brother, let's make a compromise.

I've got diamonds and my booty too.

- I've got diamonds and my booty too.
- You bulls!

I've got diamonds after all.

- My diamonds!
- Hey! That's mine!

(Indistinct)

(Indistinct)

You lisper!

(Indistinct)

I won't leave you. Do you know who I am?

I will not spare you.

Hey, I didn't, I didn't tear your shirt.

I'll tear your shirt.

- I'll tear everyone's clothes.
- Tear!

You tear. Why aren't you tearing?

- Remove them!
- Leave it.

- You tore my pants!
- Hey, police!

- Come on, come on.
- Sir, sir, those two men...

...have drugs in their bags.
Catch them, catch them!

Come on. Come on.

We don't want it.

Come on, come on.

- Give me my booty.
- Come dear, come.

- Come on, run.
- Come on, come on.

- Hurry up Raju!
- Let Brother Babu sit.

I am sitting.

I got saved by a hair's breadth, Lord!

Now until Raju and Shyam don't come...

...I'll take a nap.

And after getting up,
I'll kill Munna next door!

The bloody scoundrel.

The loin-cloth thief!

Have you seen Raju? Where are they Shyam?

- Where is Munna?
- Yes, Hey Raju, Shyam.

The time is up,
we have taken money in advance.

Give. Hurry up.

What are you doing?

- Hey Munna.
- Take it, take it.

- My costumes.
- Here.

- Hey Munna, my costume?
- Here.

This is ladies costume.

- Give me something.
- I know, take this and shut up.

Where do I wear this?
You've given me such a small one.

Now just see,
how I teach all of them a lesson.

"Hey my beloved."

"Hey my beloved."

"You make my worries disappear."

"Show me the magic of your love."

"It's night before Thursday. Come."

"Come and give me your company."

"It's night before Thursday. Come."

"Come and give me your company."

"Sunday night, night, come on a drive."

"Drive by side, drive next to me."

"I won't be able to stay."

"Without seeing you."

- "-I won't be able to stay.
- Without seeing you."

- "I won't be able to stay.
- Away from you."

"You make my worries disappear."

"Show me the magic of my love."

"It's night before Thursday. Come."

"Come and give me your company."

"It's night before Thursday. Come."

"Come and give me your company."

"It's night before Thursday. Come."

"Come and give me your company."

"It's night before Thursday. Come."

"Come and give me your company."

"It's night before Thursday. Come."

"Come and give me your company."

Hey Raju! This orchestra of
Baburao Ganpatrao Apte is a hit.

Hail Maharashtra.

Hail... What kind of a dream was it?

Why haven't Raju and Shyam come as yet?

Now I'll light a lamp of pure ghee for you.

God, please protect me. God, protect me.

Hey, what happened?

Did they leave Anuradha
and that small girl?

I dropped them off and came. Where is Raju?

- He has gone to drop Anjali.
- Where?

Remember those silly guns in the jeep?

He said he would sell
it to the scrap dealer.

We will get 200 or 500.
I said, shut up, scoundrel.

I don't want dirty money.

You throw the guns into the sea.
He's gone to throw them.

I have always told you, Brother Babu.

That this Raju will trap us one day.

That is right.
What you say is true, come on.

Today we will keep our hand on...

...the lamp and swear, take a swear.

Oh the Mighty Lord,
we swear that even if we get even...

...crore rupees then also
we won't do any wrong deeds.

We will never do any more wrong deeds.

It's gone off.

Oh God!
We swore even then, even then it went off.

So then should we do
wrong deeds or shouldn't we?

No, we don't know anything, man.

Come soon.

Where is the jeep?

That Raju has gone in the
jeep with your sister to leave her.

Did you find those three old
guns that were there in the jeep?

Yes.

The one that was made of excellent wood?

- Yes, yes.
- The one that was very big, that one?

- Yes, yes, yes.
- Was it the one with wonderful silver on it?

Yes, that is the one.

No, we have never seen that gun.

Oh no!

The Parsi from whom I had
stolen the gun who knows...

...from whom all he
must have stolen the gun?

If it were to be found
it would be wonderful.

Three crore rupees.

Three crores?

Look in this, look in this.
It's written in English...

...it's written in English, look...
More than 3 crores.

Hey hurry up!

Yes, I'm coming.

Looks like my mobile is in the jeep.
Did you find it?

I didn't find the mobile, man.

Okay,
if you find it do give it to my sister.

We are going to jail, give it to her.

Listen! What is your mobile number?

This is around 6-7 crores of booty.

1.5 crores! 3.5 crores. 5 crores.

Whose mobile is this?

Run! Let me call.

Let me do it, let me do it, man.

- Hey, you cannot see properly.
- You are wearing spectacles.

- Give it to me.
- Take.

A red phone is lucky for me, let me dial.

It got connected.

This Raju, Raju, where are you?

Raju, where? In the beauty parlor?

Jerk,
what are you doing in the beauty parlor?

He is a donkey!

You are Rani speaking.

Why did you pick it up
if it's a wrong number?

Why was there no sound
of it falling in the water?

It's connected, connected.

(Phone Ringing)

(Phone Ringing)

- It connected.
- What happened?

(Phone Ringing)

(Phone Ringing)

- Raju, Raju, pick up the phone, Raju.
- Bloody dog!

Hey Raju, pick the phone up. Raju!

(Phone Ringing)

What are you doing?

(Phone Ringing)

- Pick it up, Raju.
- Pick it up! (Phone Ringing)

(Phone Ringing)

(Phone Ringing)

Raju, it's a question of 3 crores, Raju.

Pick up the phone.

Hey Lord, pick up, not me,
tell Raju to pick up his phone.

Pick up the phone, Raju, pick the phone up.

Oh God, pick it up.

(Phone Ringing)

"Con game again a con game."