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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:38,500 Bands horns and revelry. 2 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:56,415 Ideas... 3 00:00:58,041 --> 00:01:00,915 Plans... 4 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:06,749 Schemes... 5 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:22,017 There are loads and loads of dreams... 6 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:26,351 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 7 00:01:26,375 --> 00:01:30,767 Colourful dreams... Quirky schemes. 8 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:35,101 There are loads and loads of dreams... 9 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:39,476 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 10 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:43,767 Colourful dreams... Quirky schemes. 11 00:01:43,791 --> 00:01:45,165 Ideas... 12 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,332 Plans... 13 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:49,582 Schemes... 14 00:01:52,541 --> 00:01:56,790 The plans are rooted deep, 15 00:01:56,916 --> 00:02:01,142 though the path is steep. 16 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:05,517 You will realize the dream, because you've got the scheme. 17 00:02:05,541 --> 00:02:09,976 There are loads and loads of dreams... 18 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,309 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 19 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:17,915 Ideas... 20 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,207 Plans... 21 00:02:26,416 --> 00:02:29,749 Schemes. 22 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:44,851 We will tackle the future tomorrow. 23 00:02:44,875 --> 00:02:49,226 We won't budge come joy or sorrow. 24 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:54,249 And if our ambitions were to turn cold. 25 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:03,290 We'll warm them with rising sun, lo and behold. 26 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:11,059 Tension is nothing more than a wrinkle on the forehead. 27 00:03:11,083 --> 00:03:15,434 It's the earnest smiles, that resolve everything in the head. 28 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:19,851 Try it out, just try it out... exploit the schemes. 29 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:24,226 There are loads and loads of dreams... 30 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:28,642 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 31 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:33,101 Colourful dreams... Quirky schemes. 32 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:37,226 There are loads and loads of dreams... 33 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:40,934 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 34 00:03:40,958 --> 00:03:46,332 Ideas... 35 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:56,832 Plans... Schemes. 36 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:09,726 What's this? 37 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,351 It's daal... move on. 38 00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:13,055 Food first... What do you think this is? 39 00:04:13,079 --> 00:04:15,369 Horse shit! We pay 1200 per month... 40 00:04:15,916 --> 00:04:17,059 Should I call the warden? 41 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:19,707 Call him... and ask him to bring us his biryani along. 42 00:04:20,291 --> 00:04:22,851 Screaming at him won't get us the biryani... give me your phone. 43 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:23,726 Use yours... 44 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,990 My outgoing has just been barred by the phone company... 45 00:04:30,416 --> 00:04:32,624 So thape? What does it look like? 46 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:39,624 Ok, biryani for dinner has been fixed! 47 00:04:39,958 --> 00:04:42,142 Ten rupees everyone... entry fee. 48 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:44,082 Oh, so it's our cash and your party, bittoo. 49 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:51,726 Bittoo, you've started already? 50 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,624 We will eat as much as we can. 51 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,415 So thapa? 52 00:04:55,916 --> 00:04:57,059 Out in 10 minutes... 53 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:59,624 Even the smell will not be felt in 10 minutes. 54 00:04:59,916 --> 00:05:02,392 It's a dance party, not a wedding night with very few guests. 55 00:05:02,416 --> 00:05:05,059 You'll get caught easily... And I will lose my job. 56 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:07,707 It's just a job. Easy come easy go. 57 00:05:08,166 --> 00:05:10,290 Please bittoo, just hurry up. 58 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:29,601 Minki and binny. 59 00:05:29,625 --> 00:05:30,957 Bittoo boss. 60 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:35,499 Hey sunny, pan here dude. 61 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:44,976 Why are you posing looking dull? Spice it up, man. 62 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,582 How are you doing buddy? Looking like a rock star. 63 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:57,415 The plates are really small. 64 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:02,957 Excuse me... which side are you from? 65 00:06:03,666 --> 00:06:04,874 Why should I tell you? 66 00:06:05,541 --> 00:06:07,976 One minute... please step aside. 67 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,226 Why should I? 68 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,059 Keep the plate here... Call Mr. kochar. 69 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:13,999 Quickly. Aunty, please come forward and serve yourself. 70 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,999 Please step aside, you are blocking the way. 71 00:06:17,041 --> 00:06:18,684 Who are you to put me aside? 72 00:06:18,708 --> 00:06:22,392 Anu aunty's assistant... she has organised this entire night... 73 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,767 And it's my duty to see that no riff-raff eat here. 74 00:06:24,791 --> 00:06:26,309 I am no riff-raff! 75 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:28,392 Who knows... we'll find out right now. 76 00:06:28,416 --> 00:06:30,059 Yes... tell me what happened. 77 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:33,059 Here is the bride's uncle. Uncle, should I let him eat? 78 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:34,763 Is he from the groom's side or the bride's? 79 00:06:34,787 --> 00:06:36,119 From neither side. 80 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:38,059 I knew it! You are a riff-raff. 81 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:39,874 Who are you calling riff-raff? 82 00:06:41,958 --> 00:06:44,332 Sunny! Come here. 83 00:06:46,166 --> 00:06:47,332 Come here. 84 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:49,809 Tell them who I am. 85 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:51,415 We are both with the video team. 86 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:53,559 Really? I've not seen you around. 87 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:57,082 We work very quietly... To not disturb the gentry. 88 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,915 It's all planning, uncle. 89 00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:03,499 We thought we'd get dinner out of the way before the dancing started. 90 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:05,457 We won't eat if you don't like. 91 00:07:05,875 --> 00:07:08,976 In every wedding we are treated with respect... 92 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,920 And offered food and she is calling me riff-raff. 93 00:07:10,944 --> 00:07:12,851 It's my duty. If we run short of food... 94 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:14,595 Because riff-raff like you have eaten it... 95 00:07:14,619 --> 00:07:16,077 Uncle will question me, right? 96 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:22,434 Spit the anger out, and eat well. Later you shoot well. Ok? 97 00:07:22,458 --> 00:07:24,559 Yes, yes of course. Sunny, you get the best shots. 98 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:27,684 Give them a plate and what about the dancing? Get it started. 99 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:28,957 Sure! About to start. 100 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:39,517 Is there a leg piece? 101 00:07:39,541 --> 00:07:40,749 Cheapster! 102 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:48,499 Ok everyone, come to the centre please, let the dancing begin. 103 00:07:48,666 --> 00:07:51,767 There won't be just songs on this musical night... 104 00:07:51,791 --> 00:07:55,124 There will be dancing and competing. 105 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,249 So will the bride's team win or the groom's? 106 00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:03,415 This will be decided once their relatives join the dance. 107 00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:05,684 Uncle, please start the dance, 108 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:07,499 you surely look like you could break a leg! 109 00:08:08,666 --> 00:08:09,999 Please come everyone. 110 00:08:16,791 --> 00:08:20,915 I went shopping and bought a key. 111 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:25,290 Will groom's aunty twist like Shakira with me? 112 00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:29,457 I went shopping and bought pizzas for me, 113 00:08:29,791 --> 00:08:33,684 will bride's uncle dance the disco with me? 114 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:37,226 The party rocks to the brim. 115 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,142 When uncle-aunty dance within. 116 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:40,559 The party rocks to the brim. 117 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:42,434 When uncle-aunty dance within. 118 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:45,457 The party rocks to the brim. 119 00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:58,040 I went shopping and I bought jewelry. 120 00:08:58,208 --> 00:09:02,332 He chews betel... the brother-in-law to be! 121 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:06,665 I went shopping and bought a lock and key. 122 00:09:06,916 --> 00:09:10,767 Look how she squirms, the sister-in-law to be. 123 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:14,267 The party rocks to the brim. 124 00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:16,059 When brother-sister dance within. 125 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:17,684 The party rocks to the brim. 126 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:19,684 When brother-sister dance within. 127 00:09:19,708 --> 00:09:22,267 The party rocks to the brim. 128 00:09:22,291 --> 00:09:26,476 I went shopping and... Make no haste... 129 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:30,309 Hurry up dj, turn the table and blast the base. 130 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:32,832 The party rocks when... 131 00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:34,726 We do the hip hop... 132 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:39,059 The party rocks when... Dj makes you dance. 133 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:41,957 The party rocks to the brim. 134 00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:50,309 I went shopping and bought a mango. 135 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,684 Bride's mother perks up... 136 00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:54,601 Starts to do the tango. 137 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:58,540 Bride's mother... 138 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:03,374 I went shopping and bought some paddy. 139 00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:05,767 He jumps at two for tango... 140 00:10:05,791 --> 00:10:07,559 Here's groom's daddy... 141 00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:11,059 The party rocks to the brim. 142 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,767 When mummy-daddy dance within. 143 00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:14,309 The party rocks to the brim. 144 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:16,101 When mummy-daddy dance within. 145 00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:19,124 The party rocks to the brim. 146 00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:26,082 I went shopping and bought a jacuzzi. 147 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:29,476 Hold the groove, and do the boogie-woogie. 148 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,559 The party rocks to the brim. 149 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,303 When everyone does the boogie-woogie within. 150 00:10:34,327 --> 00:10:35,511 The party rocks to the brim. 151 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:41,124 When everyone does the boogie-woogie within. 152 00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:45,249 Hello, Mrs. aggarwal... 153 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:47,832 Good afternoon I say. 154 00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:50,665 I am binny's uncle. 155 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:57,374 Just wanted to thank you for last night's function. 156 00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:01,403 It went well because you worked hard and your assistant... 157 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:03,509 What was her name again? 158 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:07,707 Shruti... oh, yes. Is it just shruti or ...? 159 00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:09,749 Oh kakkar. 160 00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:13,976 No, it's just that some of our relatives... 161 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,665 Were enquiring about her last night. 162 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:20,085 Look at the irony, while she is busy in arranging the weddings of others... 163 00:11:20,109 --> 00:11:22,441 There are proposals coming for her. 164 00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:26,082 Really? 165 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:28,290 Is there someone? 166 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:38,851 No... no it's correct. 167 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:40,142 Education is crucial, she should complete her... 168 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,976 Graduation before getting married. 169 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,800 Besides, there is hardly any time left for her to finish her education. 170 00:11:44,824 --> 00:11:47,448 Which college is she in by the way? 171 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,434 Go, go, go... found her classmates. Shruti kakkar has left. 172 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:55,434 She got onto the u-special bus just a minute ago to go home... go, go, go. 173 00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:57,059 Where does she stay? Janak puri. 174 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,142 Janak puri? She must be an aunty-like! 175 00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:00,851 Your aunty, not mine. 176 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:02,976 If you had been so dedicated towards... 177 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,960 Your education you could have topped your college. 178 00:12:04,984 --> 00:12:06,941 Mikka, speed up... Quit the lecture. 179 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,851 Look there... the bus... 180 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,999 Hurry up, what are you doing? 181 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:16,434 You will get us stuck, move out. 182 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:18,178 It's a traffic signal. You expect me to fly? 183 00:12:18,202 --> 00:12:19,659 The cop is standing right there. 184 00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:24,499 Bittoo... have you lost it? 185 00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:54,374 Hello... 186 00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,290 You remember? 187 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:57,707 Me? 188 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:00,499 Riff-raff. 189 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:01,874 What do you want? 190 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:05,957 Nothing... just... for you... 191 00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:11,249 It's a DVD of the dancing night. Only your dance is on it. 192 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,624 Are you hitting on me? 193 00:13:14,916 --> 00:13:16,184 Don't even try it... 194 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:18,128 I don't have time for love and rubbish like that. 195 00:13:18,152 --> 00:13:19,874 Even I don't have time to flirt and all! 196 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:22,957 I am here just for the DVD and for some friendship. 197 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,374 Ok. Cool... 198 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,540 I edited it with my own hands. 199 00:13:36,791 --> 00:13:40,249 I suggest you send it to Indian idol... you will win for sure... 200 00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:42,540 And then the bollywood heroines will be out. 201 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:47,059 Indian idol, my foot. I am going to start my own business. 202 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,559 Once the exams end... it begins. 203 00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:49,790 What business? 204 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:53,540 What sort of business is that? 205 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,540 Weddings require so many things. 206 00:13:56,833 --> 00:14:00,332 Tents, decorations, musical bands, catering, etc, etc... 207 00:14:00,666 --> 00:14:03,999 Who arranges all of that? Wedding planners. 208 00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:08,665 I want to be the best wedding planner in Delhi... no... in India. 209 00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:10,309 Good. 210 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:13,082 Good? It's the best business. 211 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:16,559 If a bollywood heroine's films flop, she is out... 212 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:19,892 But be it recession or inflation, people will always get married. 213 00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:22,636 Thousands and millions of rupees will always be spent on weddings... 214 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:24,628 And who will be required for the entire planning? 215 00:14:24,791 --> 00:14:25,976 A wedding planner. 216 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,999 Yes! I have planned everything. 217 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:31,957 Come I'll show you... 218 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:38,165 This is my company's name: Shaadi mubarak. 219 00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:41,434 Very good... Isn't it? 220 00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,618 I already have 3 years of part-time work experience... 221 00:14:43,642 --> 00:14:45,016 With anu aunty. 222 00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:47,601 Whatever salary I get, i give half to the home. 223 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,517 My father works for the government. 224 00:14:49,541 --> 00:14:50,767 The rest is my own savings. 225 00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:52,457 To start my new company. 226 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,059 There are various themes in the market these days... 227 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,767 Like the fairy tale theme... 228 00:14:56,791 --> 00:15:01,499 Prince-princess theme, Barbie theme, magic theme, circus theme... 229 00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:04,124 So is the groom a joker or a ring-master? 230 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:09,309 Get lost... you waste your time loafing about and... 231 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,413 When someone else plans something, you laugh at them. 232 00:15:11,437 --> 00:15:14,019 Can't even pronounce "business" properly. 233 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,249 It's my dance... 234 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,978 Well I don't expect you to thank me... 235 00:15:28,236 --> 00:15:29,476 Buy me a bread pakora at least. 236 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,100 I have a lot of studying right now... let's meet after the exams. 237 00:15:32,124 --> 00:15:33,748 Ok, bye. 238 00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:40,832 What a waste of time! 239 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:02,665 Exams over! Shaadi mubarak! 240 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,290 You are back again? 241 00:16:09,791 --> 00:16:11,601 I've travelled all the way from ambala 242 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,101 with the best proposal for you... 243 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:15,351 And you are showing attitude! 244 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,684 I said shruti will be livid when she arrives... 245 00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:18,976 But your father said... 246 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,120 Let's see the proposal now that aunty has come so far. 247 00:16:21,144 --> 00:16:23,851 My child, you've been working with anu aunty for three years... 248 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,684 It's time to relax and get married. 249 00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:27,999 After that you can start your wedding business. 250 00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,707 After the marriage the in-laws will be after me... 251 00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:32,457 For grandchildren... 252 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,798 And the husband's mouth will be locked forever. 253 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:36,976 Within a year there will be a child, and then soon the next one... 254 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,267 And then I just sit at home... 255 00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:40,124 Being a mother all my life. 256 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,142 I will get married to whoever you like... 257 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,892 But after shaadi mubarak is set up. 258 00:16:45,916 --> 00:16:47,851 Look, I am 20 years old now. 259 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:50,226 Give me time, five years, and when I am 25 marry me off... 260 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,040 With or without shaadi mubarak. 261 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:54,934 Had tea? 262 00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:56,101 Now get lost. 263 00:16:56,125 --> 00:17:00,684 Please ask Manoj if he can wait for five years. 264 00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:03,665 If not then best of luck. 265 00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,332 No dude! Don't go. 266 00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:11,540 Ok, don't be sad. Keep the shirt. 267 00:17:11,791 --> 00:17:13,332 Come on, I am not so evil. 268 00:17:13,541 --> 00:17:15,741 I am sad because you are leaving, not for these clothes. 269 00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:19,749 What will you do with an mba? 270 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:23,207 Whether you pass or fail... 271 00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:24,976 You will still have to return to your father's farm... 272 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,517 And chop sugarcanes with him. 273 00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:28,165 But I have to make my own life. 274 00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:30,601 - You want to do an mba? - Yes. 275 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,915 Then do it... Don't lecture me. 276 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,415 Where is your suitcase? 277 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,142 Hello, uncle. 278 00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,332 Hello, son. 279 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:39,832 What suitcase? 280 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,976 Didn't your mother tell you that... 281 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,392 We are in town to take the delivery of the new tractor... 282 00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:46,056 And will take you with us on the way back? 283 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:49,040 Should I remember the exam answers or mom's talk? 284 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,976 Sonu! Pack his bags. 285 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,142 Me? 286 00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:55,624 He will do it... come with me I'll show you... come outside. 287 00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:58,165 Come. 288 00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:02,665 Look at that. 289 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,915 Is it not the best colour? 290 00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:09,290 We will all go back home on this lean machine. 291 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,207 I can't come. 292 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,540 Why? Have you set up a shop? 293 00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:16,874 Yes... 294 00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:18,665 No... 295 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:23,957 Not a shop... a business. 296 00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:25,684 Business? 297 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:26,832 What do you sell? 298 00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,249 We don't sell... 299 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:30,249 We organise weddings. 300 00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:31,957 Wedding planning. 301 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,059 Barbers organise weddings. 302 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,443 In small towns like saharanpur... 303 00:18:35,467 --> 00:18:37,133 In Delhi it's a big business. 304 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,915 Be it recession or inflation people will still get married. 305 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:42,767 People invest millions in weddings. 306 00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:44,249 100 percent profit... 307 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,832 Oh silly... 308 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,832 Our boys don't do girls' jobs. 309 00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:53,059 Now that your curiosity about college is over... 310 00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,624 Come home and manage the farm, like everyone else. 311 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,726 I'll kill myself but i won't chop sugar canes. 312 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,832 No one can die jumping off the first floor... 313 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,832 You're good at nothing, neither suicide nor business. 314 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:05,267 And listen... 315 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,811 Once the sugarcane catches blight, it's cut off and thrown away. 316 00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,059 You are a cane with blight. 317 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,082 You are no good to me now. 318 00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:17,249 When you run out of money then catch a bus home. 319 00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:20,457 This is the fare... 320 00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:23,290 Don't spend it. 321 00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:25,999 Come on, sonu. 322 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,249 You... 323 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,392 So Mr. blighted cane... 324 00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:38,559 What're you going to do now? 325 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,290 Dude, while bullshitting to dad, i hit upon a brilliant idea. 326 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,583 I am gonna make a partnership with miss janak puri. 327 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,165 You want to be a wedding planner? 328 00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:47,173 I thought you were just deflecting your father. 329 00:19:47,197 --> 00:19:48,457 Why? What's the problem? 330 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:51,684 The turn over is in thousands, recession or inflation. 331 00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:53,517 Shruti kakkar will kill you. 332 00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:55,374 Only if I hit on her. 333 00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,517 I am not interested in her and nor is she in me... 334 00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:58,981 A partnership is all I am asking for. 335 00:19:59,005 --> 00:20:00,684 Shaadi mubarak is her idea... 336 00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:02,726 Why will she make you her partner? 337 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,290 Why won't she? 338 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:10,999 You think she won't? 339 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,851 Laugh freely, or don't laugh at all, 340 00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,082 what sort of a laugh is that? 341 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,309 Did you smell the perfume? 342 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,624 It's horrible... 343 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:28,790 They bathe in it... 344 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:31,832 If you sit next to them you can't enjoy the smell of the bread. 345 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:38,124 But your business idea... It's great... 346 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,665 Shaadi mubarak. 347 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,142 When are you starting? 348 00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:42,332 It's started. 349 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,668 I have to reach chanda narang's office in an hour. 350 00:20:44,692 --> 00:20:45,684 Her son's wedding? 351 00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:46,874 Oh no... 352 00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:50,082 Chanda narang is the superstar, like sharukh Khan, of wedding planning. 353 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,091 I'll train with her for some time and then... 354 00:20:52,115 --> 00:20:52,892 My own company. 355 00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:54,165 Well... 356 00:20:56,083 --> 00:21:00,249 I too have a brilliant business plan. 357 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,124 It's a bit complicated though. 358 00:21:02,416 --> 00:21:04,665 First this and then that... 359 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,590 So I was wondering, till mine comes in line... 360 00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:09,655 Why don't I join your shaadi mubarak as a partner? 361 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,930 I don't want any partnership complications. 362 00:21:11,954 --> 00:21:13,874 Such a big business... Turnover of thousands... 363 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,476 How will you run it by yourself? 364 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,540 I have handled so many weddings on my own. 365 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,540 I don't have any business idea, dude. 366 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,351 I know. 367 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:27,684 If I don't find a job or business here... 368 00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:31,040 Then my dad will take me back to the village to chop canes. 369 00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,040 Please save me from the sugarcane. 370 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,392 Please make me your partner. 371 00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:35,582 No. 372 00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:37,767 You just bring all the brilliant ideas... 373 00:21:37,791 --> 00:21:39,540 And leave the running around to me. 374 00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:44,874 I spent all night making the DVD. You are my friend. 375 00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:48,374 Today you say friend, tomorrow you will say I love you. 376 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,749 I don't want any emotional complication. 377 00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:52,636 I just want to start my business that's all. 378 00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:59,707 Thumb rule of business - love and business do not go hand in hand. 379 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:02,457 I am best on my own. 380 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:04,226 What are you talking about? 381 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:06,499 I promise I will never go beyond friendship. 382 00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:07,832 What's the guarantee? 383 00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:09,267 Fine! 384 00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:10,915 I swear on this bread. 385 00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:12,790 No... 386 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,790 Bye! 387 00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:20,249 Ok, if not a partner, a secretary, assistant, peon - make me anything. 388 00:22:20,666 --> 00:22:21,832 At least listen to me. 389 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:29,249 Moonstruck. 390 00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:30,726 Chanda maam's company. 391 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,184 One day even shruti kakkar's shaadi mubarak tempos... 392 00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:34,688 Will arrive in these posh farm houses. 393 00:22:34,712 --> 00:22:37,045 Shruti kakkar and bittoo Sharma... 394 00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:39,415 I told you, no partnership, now stop following me. 395 00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:44,165 But you already have trained under anu aunty... 396 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,415 Anu aunty does low budget weddings... 397 00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:50,665 Small community hall types, with grooms arriving in small cars. 398 00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:53,874 Chanda narang does massive farm weddings... 399 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,790 Where the grooms arrive in choppers. 400 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,499 An investment of a few million is no big deal. 401 00:22:58,666 --> 00:23:01,066 A wedding planner's commission is at least 15 million rupees. 402 00:23:01,090 --> 00:23:02,059 15 million rupees! 403 00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:03,267 Of course... these are the weddings... 404 00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:04,931 That superstar shahrukh Khan dances at... 405 00:23:04,955 --> 00:23:06,204 And chanda maam organises them. 406 00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:10,040 I'll learn a lot and be high class if I work with chanda maam. 407 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:16,374 Chanda maam! 408 00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:18,999 Ya, tell me... 409 00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:24,707 You wait here... Me too... 410 00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:37,374 Maam, I am a huge fan of yours. 411 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,332 Maam, you are too good... 412 00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:41,165 You are my inspiration. 413 00:23:42,416 --> 00:23:43,790 Please let me assist you. 414 00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:46,249 Please just have a look at my file. 415 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:47,624 Maam, I've... 416 00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:55,790 Maam, I am a fan. Let go. I can do any sort of work. Please, maam. 417 00:23:56,791 --> 00:23:58,040 Yes diwakar... 418 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,226 Who? Yes, tell me... 419 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:03,684 Get off. Don't show off in your stupid uniform. 420 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,226 I can work better than you. 421 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,392 Please leave. 422 00:24:06,416 --> 00:24:11,624 When will they discharge him? Oh dear... 423 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,980 Why do they enter this profession if they have to get jaundice! 424 00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:16,874 Now who will do his duty? 425 00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:18,226 I'm leaving. 426 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,726 What's the problem? 427 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,082 You can't stay here. 428 00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:28,290 No. I will work only with her. Not alone. 429 00:24:28,458 --> 00:24:30,415 But I have place only for one person... 430 00:24:30,541 --> 00:24:32,434 And a girl can't handle it. 431 00:24:32,458 --> 00:24:33,642 She? 432 00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:34,809 Girl? 433 00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:36,207 Only from the outside... 434 00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:39,665 There are ten bouncers hidden inside her! 435 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:43,476 Look, I can pay a salary for one person only. 436 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,790 So then bittoo comes free at the price of shruti. 437 00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:48,648 Are you two... Boyfriend-girlfriend? 438 00:24:48,672 --> 00:24:52,963 Not at all... just partners... guaranteed! 439 00:24:55,958 --> 00:24:58,415 Thank you, maamji... thank you... 440 00:25:09,416 --> 00:25:11,496 Each chandelier was supposed to have four circles... 441 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,644 Why have you put only one, maqsood? 442 00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:17,892 How long have you been working here? 443 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,197 Only five days old, and you have been around for years... 444 00:25:20,221 --> 00:25:21,501 But don't think you can fool me. 445 00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:23,985 If you don't make four circles I'll complain to chanda maam. 446 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:26,582 Go ahead! 447 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,476 Your chanda maam would have charged the client for 50 circles... 448 00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:31,957 But I have been paid only for one. 449 00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:35,767 You've to put three over there at the back... 450 00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:37,124 Chanda maam? 451 00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:51,374 Flower shower from above. 452 00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:57,101 The wedding planner promised red roses for my niece's wedding... 453 00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:58,874 But eventually there was a marigold shower. 454 00:26:02,666 --> 00:26:06,457 You relax... you like red roses... you get red roses. 455 00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:08,874 Maam, the catering guys are asking for you. 456 00:26:11,291 --> 00:26:12,457 Chill! 457 00:26:16,958 --> 00:26:19,415 Who will get the work done, if I keep giving them demos? 458 00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:22,999 Thanks, buddy you saved me... 459 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,999 Why starve... have biskut! 460 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,249 What sort of people are you dealing with... 461 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,624 They expect roast chicken at the price of dried grass? 462 00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:00,374 Even her abuses sound sweet, like fm radio. 463 00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:04,415 Oye radio? Do you know what a big cheat your madam really is? 464 00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:07,790 She delivers only half of what she charges for. 465 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:09,999 That's why she drives a BMW. 466 00:27:10,416 --> 00:27:11,707 She is so clever. 467 00:27:11,916 --> 00:27:14,351 It's not clever, it's cheating. 468 00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:16,665 Not cheating, it's business sense. 469 00:27:19,125 --> 00:27:20,540 It will never happen in my company. 470 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,582 Ok, we won't cheat. 471 00:27:22,958 --> 00:27:24,665 - Bittoo! - Yes, maam! 472 00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:33,457 Boss or employee... 473 00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:35,540 He doesn't spare anyone. 474 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:53,332 Are you trying to cheat me? Where are the lilies? 475 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,684 Sir? 476 00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:56,665 There is no arrangement of any flowers... 477 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:01,082 Due to the drivers' strike, the delivered stock is less. 478 00:28:10,708 --> 00:28:14,267 The arrangement my wife approved had lilies... 479 00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:16,124 All we have are carnations... 480 00:28:21,291 --> 00:28:22,790 - Maam... that... - What that?! 481 00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:27,749 There were no lilies. 482 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,082 Why? Why were there no lilies? 483 00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:37,415 Maam... 484 00:28:38,208 --> 00:28:39,332 Enough is enough. 485 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,040 We are out of this. 486 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:44,249 No one can stay after this insult. 487 00:28:44,875 --> 00:28:45,999 Come on, shruti! 488 00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:48,582 Yes, I know, big-shot army man, 489 00:28:49,126 --> 00:28:50,726 doesn't mean you can abuse in English... 490 00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:52,517 You know very well whose fault it is... 491 00:28:52,541 --> 00:28:55,642 Don't stretch it so much that we are forced to expose. - Expose what? 492 00:28:55,666 --> 00:28:58,146 Bittoo, this will get us a bad reputation. Think of the future. 493 00:28:58,170 --> 00:28:59,170 It is the future... 494 00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:01,124 Your shaadi mubarak. 495 00:29:13,916 --> 00:29:15,249 Come on partner. 496 00:29:20,666 --> 00:29:24,665 Will get the uniform sent. Keep the cap. Dupe someone else. 497 00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:27,749 See you around in the market. 498 00:29:43,041 --> 00:29:45,624 Nice name... shaadi mubarak. 499 00:29:46,416 --> 00:29:48,136 But in our families traditionally uncles... 500 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,659 And aunties get together and organise the wedding. 501 00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:52,601 What will we do with a wedding planner? 502 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:54,499 See I told you so... Thank you, uncle. 503 00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:58,915 How much money do you intend spending on the wedding? 504 00:29:59,708 --> 00:30:01,468 200 thousand. Or 250 thousand rupees maximum. 505 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,290 You spend 250 thousand only... 506 00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:05,999 And leave the arrangements to us. 507 00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:08,290 Where's the venue? 508 00:30:08,416 --> 00:30:11,249 Venue? Same one as where the rest of the colony gets married from! 509 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:19,707 Here it is... our first wedding site. 510 00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:27,249 Let's inspect the site. 511 00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:29,832 Why are we dealing with these small-timers? 512 00:30:30,166 --> 00:30:32,165 They don't even have cars. 513 00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:33,999 Their groom will arrive on a scooter! 514 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,582 Let's directly attack the farm houses. 515 00:30:37,125 --> 00:30:39,415 Let's become prince of smaller budget weddings... 516 00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:43,207 And then become king and queen of the farmhouses. 517 00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:44,874 There is lesser risk here. 518 00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:47,201 Things are bound to go wrong in the first few weddings! 519 00:30:47,225 --> 00:30:49,684 It's our area, we can smile, apologise and get away with it. 520 00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:51,124 What can be done for 25o thousand? 521 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,915 That's the challenge. 250 thousand. 522 00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:56,601 Let's see how much your brain works. 523 00:30:56,625 --> 00:30:59,874 Really! Now you watch out. 524 00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:29,540 All this is possible in our Lane? 525 00:31:29,958 --> 00:31:31,518 Anything's possible with shaadi mubarak. 526 00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:44,040 Bands horns and revelry. 527 00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:51,392 I say, I say I will plan weddings... 528 00:31:51,416 --> 00:31:52,976 I will make the altars... 529 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,832 I will do the dances. 530 00:31:56,208 --> 00:32:04,208 Bands horns and revelry... 531 00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:09,457 Which one? 532 00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,749 Quick, quick, hurry up. The lights have to be tested... 533 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,934 Have you stolen the connection from the pole? 534 00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:36,434 So? Should I pull it from your house? 535 00:32:36,458 --> 00:32:37,642 Cut the line now... cut it! 536 00:32:37,666 --> 00:32:38,809 Why? 537 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,934 I told you... no cheating in shaadi mubarak! 538 00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:42,892 A generator and diesel will cost 15,000. 539 00:32:42,916 --> 00:32:44,196 Doesn't matter, but no cheating. 540 00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:48,177 Just cut it or else I'll call your office. 541 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:54,665 Bands horns and revelry. 542 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:01,059 The beautician's cost is included in the budget. 543 00:33:01,083 --> 00:33:03,707 Don't worry. Is this ok? 544 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:07,559 Send the van back after off-loading. 545 00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:10,582 Bring the stuff here... And keep it carefully. 546 00:33:10,791 --> 00:33:13,165 Don't trample the flowers, they should look fresh. 547 00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:14,976 Did you call him? 548 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,332 Yes... why? 549 00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:20,207 Shaadi mubarak's first wedding without maqsood's flowers? 550 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:22,332 Maqsood, we are on a small budget. 551 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:24,457 But you are a big person 552 00:33:25,041 --> 00:33:28,165 in the brigadier's wedding the fault was all chanda's and mine... 553 00:33:28,416 --> 00:33:30,040 But you took the blame... 554 00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:33,290 Don't worry about the budget, tell me who is doing the catering. 555 00:33:33,458 --> 00:33:34,726 I've spoken to bansal. 556 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:39,582 Remember one thing... what do guests enjoy most in a wedding? 557 00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:41,851 Food! 558 00:33:41,875 --> 00:33:44,684 Lighting and decoration will be all forgotten... 559 00:33:44,708 --> 00:33:47,374 Bansal will serve rubbish and charge double. 560 00:33:48,833 --> 00:33:51,415 Rajinder is our man... 561 00:33:51,875 --> 00:33:53,665 He has a small restaurant in trilokpuri... 562 00:33:53,916 --> 00:33:55,665 And makes the best food. 563 00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:58,624 He has been trying to get into catering for years... 564 00:33:59,041 --> 00:34:00,726 Here, talk to him. 565 00:34:00,750 --> 00:34:02,809 Oh no... no first-timer. 566 00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:03,999 What if he screws up? 567 00:34:04,291 --> 00:34:06,011 You are doing it for the first time as well. 568 00:34:11,125 --> 00:34:13,165 Hello, mr rajinder! 569 00:34:20,208 --> 00:34:22,184 Why are you dealing with these planners? 570 00:34:22,208 --> 00:34:23,851 I would have arranged for better food. 571 00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:25,726 What are you saying? It's great food. 572 00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:27,226 The arrangements are brilliant, 573 00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:29,309 how much have these shaadi mubarak people charged? 574 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,642 Depends on your budget. We have paid 250 thousand. 575 00:34:31,666 --> 00:34:34,559 That's it? 500 thousand was spent on monty's wedding... 576 00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:35,999 And yet the food was stale. 577 00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:40,957 Don't worry, it's a gift. 578 00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,040 Something is missing. 579 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,336 You've converted this Lane into the Taj Mahal... 580 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,150 Now you want to bring a helicopter down? 581 00:34:48,666 --> 00:34:49,790 Dj! 582 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,392 Bhutani uncle has not accounted for a dj in the budget. 583 00:34:51,416 --> 00:34:52,767 So what if it's not in the budget? Pass me the phone... 584 00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:53,976 Will we pay for it? 585 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,290 I'm calling santy... 586 00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:57,398 Your college band will perform here? 587 00:34:57,422 --> 00:34:58,726 - Just watch out... - Shruti... 588 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:01,142 Papa, mummy! How does it all look? 589 00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:02,374 Very good. 590 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:04,434 Look, our daughter has done it after all. 591 00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:07,059 Not me alone... this is bittoo... a partner in the company. 592 00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:09,540 Hello, aunty. Hello... what's your name? 593 00:35:09,791 --> 00:35:12,142 Mummy... we have lots of work to do, you carry on and take a look inside. 594 00:35:12,166 --> 00:35:13,642 I was only asking his name... 595 00:35:13,666 --> 00:35:15,832 Bittoo Sharma... with a double o. 596 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:19,934 Raju? Is the generator on? Yes, bittoo... 597 00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:21,374 So turn the lights on then! 598 00:35:22,958 --> 00:35:25,582 Santy... where is your team now? 599 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,999 Hurry up and grab a cab... there's a gig. 600 00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:41,332 Colourful dreams... Quirky schemes. 601 00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:45,892 It's free publicity, dude... 602 00:35:45,916 --> 00:35:47,874 Your first live show. 603 00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:50,392 Put the video on YouTube... 604 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,124 All of you will be stars, 605 00:35:52,958 --> 00:35:54,624 and will get free food too! 606 00:35:55,833 --> 00:35:56,957 First time... 607 00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:34,434 Your dark and cunning eyes... 608 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:36,059 Are not too shy... 609 00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:39,101 They look sly, very hi-fi. 610 00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:42,184 Making my heart skip a beat... 611 00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:45,499 I wonder why? 612 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,017 Your dark and cunning eyes... 613 00:36:53,041 --> 00:36:54,517 Are not too shy... 614 00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:57,642 They look sly, very hi-fi. 615 00:36:57,666 --> 00:37:00,684 Making my heart skip a beat... 616 00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:03,767 I wonder why? 617 00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:09,165 Just like a biscuit dipped in tea. 618 00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:12,601 That's how my life has turned out to be. 619 00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:15,684 This is how I have lost out to me. 620 00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:18,726 That's how my life has turned out to be. 621 00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:22,749 This is how I have lost out to me. 622 00:37:34,458 --> 00:37:37,601 Step away, stay away you loser... 623 00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:38,809 And stop following me. 624 00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:40,642 I know your sort. 625 00:37:40,666 --> 00:37:42,226 You will see... 626 00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:46,767 My shoe on your head it will be! 627 00:37:46,791 --> 00:37:52,207 A Romeo without Juliet... A lock without a key. 628 00:37:52,583 --> 00:37:55,684 That's how your life has turned out to be. 629 00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:58,601 And this is how you've lost out to me. 630 00:37:58,625 --> 00:38:01,851 That's how your life, has turned out to be. 631 00:38:01,875 --> 00:38:05,540 And this is how you've lost out to me. 632 00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:35,957 I flexed my muscles, and I gelled my hair. 633 00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:39,142 And yet you walked past me... 634 00:38:39,166 --> 00:38:42,374 With your nose held up high in the air. 635 00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:48,392 You can't impress... 636 00:38:48,416 --> 00:38:51,226 With your muscles and gelled hair... 637 00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:54,517 Because it's your cunning heart... 638 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:57,415 That needs repair. 639 00:38:57,583 --> 00:39:02,457 Just like the honey attracts a bee. 640 00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:06,476 That's how your life has turned out to be. 641 00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:09,351 And this is how you've lost out to me. 642 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:12,476 That's how my life, has turned out to be. 643 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:16,457 This is how I have lost out to me. 644 00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:49,892 Below my window, why do you wait? 645 00:39:49,916 --> 00:39:52,976 Playing tricks that are down-market. 646 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,184 Whistling dirty songs... 647 00:39:57,208 --> 00:39:59,249 Why do you irritate? 648 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:05,267 Cut your attitude, and agree with me. 649 00:40:05,291 --> 00:40:08,351 You want a blank cheque, or the life within me? 650 00:40:08,375 --> 00:40:11,476 Soften your heart, and you will see... 651 00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:14,434 I am cool and confident. Just look at me! 652 00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:19,915 You've knocked me down, like a bumble bee. 653 00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:23,184 That's how my life has turned out to be. 654 00:40:23,208 --> 00:40:26,226 This is how I have lost out to me. 655 00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:29,351 That's how your life has turned out to be. 656 00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:32,559 And this is how you've lost out to me. 657 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:35,559 That's how my life has turned out to be. 658 00:40:35,583 --> 00:40:39,790 This is how I have lost out to me. 659 00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:58,059 Hey... This shop was trashed! 660 00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:00,059 Yes I've called for them... I'll call you back. 661 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,476 How many mirrors are inside? 662 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:03,017 All done? Two more? 663 00:41:03,041 --> 00:41:04,361 What the hell are you guys doing? 664 00:41:04,385 --> 00:41:05,392 Who will pick this up? 665 00:41:05,416 --> 00:41:07,642 The furniture is second hand, but paid for nonetheless. 666 00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:08,809 I know it's not new. 667 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,457 It has to be kept here. 668 00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:12,434 No... I'll sit here. 669 00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:14,309 Shut up... why don't you want that area? 670 00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:16,642 Forget the qutub minar. Come up and help me. 671 00:41:16,666 --> 00:41:17,809 Do it yourself. 672 00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:20,976 Your shop downstairs... My house upstairs. 673 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,540 Am I your secretary? To do all your work? 674 00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:26,892 I'm putting your box on top of this... lie down and watch TV. 675 00:41:26,916 --> 00:41:30,082 Let's push your bed towards the corner... open the window... 676 00:41:32,666 --> 00:41:34,124 Home sweet home! 677 00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:36,332 It'll be great fun! 678 00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:42,374 Ideas... 679 00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:46,874 Plans... 680 00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:50,457 Come on, let's have tea. 681 00:41:53,791 --> 00:41:55,124 Oh, you are here? 682 00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:56,915 How are you today? 683 00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:23,957 Ideas... 684 00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:26,249 Plans... 685 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,665 Schemes. 686 00:43:09,416 --> 00:43:10,736 Whose side are these people from? 687 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,351 They look like riff-raff from my hostel. 688 00:43:12,375 --> 00:43:15,707 Let them be... how much can they possibly eat? 689 00:43:17,083 --> 00:43:19,999 Five extra plates, that's 1,5o0 rupees. Who will pay for them? 690 00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:22,415 Take it from my share. 691 00:43:22,958 --> 00:43:25,749 I suggest you set up a soup-kitchen for all the riff-raff. 692 00:43:32,291 --> 00:43:36,059 The groom's party will leave in 3 hours so I am staying... 693 00:43:36,083 --> 00:43:38,082 Back at the office. 694 00:43:38,375 --> 00:43:40,540 Please tell dad. See you the day after. 695 00:44:30,625 --> 00:44:33,707 What are you doing, bittoo? You will drop me. 696 00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:58,059 I am not in the office, and I have left the calendar in the office. 697 00:44:58,083 --> 00:45:00,124 Tell the priest August won't be possible... 698 00:45:01,041 --> 00:45:02,601 Look for an auspicious date in November. 699 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,915 Hello shaadi mubarak. Hello shaadi mubarak. 700 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:21,184 How can we cancel someone else's booking for you? 701 00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:27,142 No, dude... not possible at all. My calendar is full... 702 00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:33,374 Schemes. 703 00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:43,165 Ideas, plans, schemes. 704 00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:46,059 Which package would you like? 705 00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:47,457 Platinum, gold or silver? 706 00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:50,483 No, that's in the platinum package. 707 00:45:50,507 --> 00:45:53,090 The henna ceremony is not included in the gold package. 708 00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:56,499 Obviously, it's just the wedding in the silver one. 709 00:45:57,666 --> 00:46:01,309 Yes there is a bronze as well... For funerals! You'd like one? 710 00:46:01,333 --> 00:46:04,124 Hello... you've completely vanished, Mr. dhawan... 711 00:46:08,458 --> 00:46:10,999 If there was a margin i would never have asked you. 712 00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:13,351 If there is no advance then the wedding will not be... 713 00:46:13,375 --> 00:46:14,517 What are you doing? 714 00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:15,684 Having lunch. 715 00:46:15,708 --> 00:46:16,976 What if the buffalo doesn't pay the advance? 716 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,640 So, will starving make him pay any faster? 717 00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:20,059 Return my phone... 718 00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:22,665 You haven't had a biscuit since this morning. 719 00:46:23,291 --> 00:46:25,915 Even if it's 10 minutes later you can still convince the buffalo. 720 00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:32,290 You'll turn me into a glutton. 721 00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:35,749 Ok listen, we've planned 26 weddings so far. 722 00:46:36,208 --> 00:46:37,457 What's the plan for the future? 723 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,082 Another three years... And then marriage... 724 00:46:40,416 --> 00:46:43,177 Two children. My agreed deadline with my parents is till I turn 25... 725 00:46:43,458 --> 00:46:45,832 Till then they can look for a good groom for me... 726 00:46:46,666 --> 00:46:47,906 Their choice would be the best. 727 00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:51,262 Mrs. kakkar, I'm not talking about that future. 728 00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:54,332 The company's future! Our future! 729 00:46:55,375 --> 00:46:57,332 We are kings and queens of local weddings... 730 00:46:58,250 --> 00:46:59,874 When will we hit the farmhouses? 731 00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:04,374 Not now. We need to increase our scale for that... 732 00:47:04,666 --> 00:47:06,124 Step by step... pass me the sauce. 733 00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:14,999 Will you have an arranged one? 734 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:18,582 What else? I don't want any silly 'love-complications'. 735 00:47:19,208 --> 00:47:20,290 Don't worry, 736 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:22,820 I don't think you will ever have that kind of complication. 737 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:24,881 Nobody will want to go blind by looking at you. 738 00:47:26,791 --> 00:47:27,957 Oh yeah? 739 00:47:28,958 --> 00:47:31,957 So who was up all night making a DVD? 740 00:47:36,416 --> 00:47:38,499 And you hashed the entire romance... 741 00:47:39,125 --> 00:47:41,624 I was left wondering if this was a girl or a warrior princess. 742 00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:44,809 Dude, if it weren't for the warrior princess... 743 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:46,351 You'd not be devouring these noodles. 744 00:47:46,375 --> 00:47:48,295 You'd be chopping sugar canes on your dad's farm. 745 00:47:48,541 --> 00:47:51,184 Oh yeah! Had it not been for me... 746 00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:53,088 Your shaadi mubarak would've never taken off... 747 00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:55,697 And you'd still be running around in circles after chanda. 748 00:47:55,721 --> 00:47:57,970 Started the business? My foot! 749 00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,415 I started it. 750 00:47:59,625 --> 00:48:00,809 Did I not? 751 00:48:00,833 --> 00:48:02,332 Say I did... 752 00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:03,749 Stop bragging... 753 00:48:04,083 --> 00:48:06,457 And return my phone, I need to get money out of the buffalo. 754 00:48:09,041 --> 00:48:12,540 These thieves will always fleece us. 755 00:48:13,083 --> 00:48:16,249 It's time for a high jump to the farms! 756 00:48:17,625 --> 00:48:19,082 Farms again? 757 00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:20,726 How will we get there? 758 00:48:20,750 --> 00:48:22,142 How will we get the contacts? 759 00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:23,415 Just say yes! 760 00:48:23,958 --> 00:48:26,332 Yes! I've said it. Now? 761 00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:48,665 What is she saying? Can't hear a word. 762 00:48:49,166 --> 00:48:51,517 Why worry? We know what she's hammering on about! 763 00:48:51,541 --> 00:48:52,957 Drop the English! 764 00:49:00,416 --> 00:49:01,790 Bittoo... let's go. 765 00:49:03,333 --> 00:49:04,749 Five minutes. Be back. 766 00:49:10,291 --> 00:49:11,957 Pankaj, sir... sonya, maam... 767 00:49:12,125 --> 00:49:14,832 Hello... shaadi mubarak. 768 00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:20,957 No... and yes. No in person. Yes on Facebook. 769 00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:23,957 Wedding... you two... Planning. Us two! 770 00:49:27,166 --> 00:49:28,499 Your number is on here? 771 00:49:30,208 --> 00:49:32,332 Why waste a call... We can walk and talk. 772 00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:34,828 You are going to the car, right? We will drop you off. 773 00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:38,957 Which theme has she roped you into? 774 00:49:39,208 --> 00:49:41,124 Classic, royal or maharaja? 775 00:49:42,833 --> 00:49:44,393 It's been seen and done a hundred times. 776 00:49:44,417 --> 00:49:46,809 You will have a plain assembly line wedding. So sad. 777 00:49:46,833 --> 00:49:48,976 She doesn't have the time to experiment. 778 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,642 There are three other weddings in the same week as yours. 779 00:49:51,666 --> 00:49:53,351 We are doing one wedding at one time. 780 00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:56,184 One hundred percent total dedication to one client for six months. 781 00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:58,540 Start to finish. No compromise, mother-promise. 782 00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:02,915 Pankaj, sir, you're handling your father's business right now... 783 00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:05,768 But in your heart you're still the same student's union president 784 00:50:05,916 --> 00:50:09,874 who organised the most vibrant college festivals for 3 years, 785 00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:13,415 and you met sir during the college festival, right? 786 00:50:13,791 --> 00:50:15,711 You're the lead vocalist of your college band... 787 00:50:15,735 --> 00:50:17,184 And you won an award for that too. 788 00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:21,290 But now you are getting married in dull, lifeless chanda narang style. 789 00:50:21,666 --> 00:50:25,351 Ok, so you've researched us thoroughly. 790 00:50:25,375 --> 00:50:29,309 I'm impressed, but I don't know anything about you guys. 791 00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:30,773 Why should we give you the contract? 792 00:50:31,416 --> 00:50:35,874 Sir... because your wedding is not just a deal for us! 793 00:50:36,416 --> 00:50:39,059 We put in our lives to make your wedding the happiest... 794 00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:40,832 Day of your life. 795 00:50:41,916 --> 00:50:43,374 Your car is here... 796 00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:45,726 If you believed what we said then please do call us. 797 00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:46,957 We'll be waiting. 798 00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:49,082 Ok bye. 799 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:50,999 Let's go, shruti. 800 00:50:52,958 --> 00:50:54,142 What're you doing? 801 00:50:54,166 --> 00:50:55,624 There was nothing left to say... 802 00:50:55,958 --> 00:50:57,142 They were getting bored... 803 00:50:57,166 --> 00:50:58,415 And if they don't call? 804 00:50:58,958 --> 00:51:01,809 We can't go back now... It'd be tacky. 805 00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:03,165 Shruti kakkar... 806 00:51:03,916 --> 00:51:05,165 Bittoo Sharma... 807 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:08,124 Are you free on Sunday? 808 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,249 Come in please. 809 00:51:27,958 --> 00:51:29,665 Ideas are promising. 810 00:51:31,166 --> 00:51:32,915 Groom's entry is the best! 811 00:51:33,083 --> 00:51:35,563 So prior to this you have only worked on low budget weddings... 812 00:51:35,587 --> 00:51:36,976 Say up to 1 million rupees, right? 813 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,934 Yes, up to 1 .75 million rupees. 814 00:51:38,958 --> 00:51:43,290 Both of them wear black suits and attend board meetings all day long... 815 00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:46,110 But when it comes to their wedding they want a kitsch one... 816 00:51:46,134 --> 00:51:48,424 You two are kitsch... and your style is so vibrant. 817 00:51:48,708 --> 00:51:50,957 It will need an investment of a few million... 818 00:51:51,166 --> 00:51:53,290 But then our reputation will be on the line, 819 00:51:54,208 --> 00:51:56,624 and taking such a risk with first timers... 820 00:51:57,291 --> 00:51:58,457 I am not sure. 821 00:52:03,541 --> 00:52:04,707 Sir... 822 00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:07,790 A person builds his own reputation... 823 00:52:08,666 --> 00:52:10,207 And ruins it himself too. 824 00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:14,249 Regarding frist-timers... 825 00:52:15,458 --> 00:52:18,207 44 years ago, 826 00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:21,207 a young man wanted to make a tyre... 827 00:52:21,666 --> 00:52:22,915 A cycle tyre... 828 00:52:23,375 --> 00:52:25,415 The man approached his father for the investment, 829 00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:28,665 and his father put the money in his son's hand. 830 00:52:29,750 --> 00:52:31,767 He didn't say, son you are a first-timer.. 831 00:52:31,791 --> 00:52:33,957 You won't be able to handle the tyre business. 832 00:52:34,708 --> 00:52:38,665 Today that young man is seated in front of us. 833 00:52:39,958 --> 00:52:41,499 The tyre king himself, 834 00:52:42,875 --> 00:52:46,915 and I'm sure he will give us a chance, just like his father did. 835 00:52:57,583 --> 00:53:02,040 Hence sainik farms have been... Conquered! 836 00:53:02,208 --> 00:53:03,351 Ready means ready! 837 00:53:03,375 --> 00:53:04,517 I don't want any delays... 838 00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:07,082 And re-check the tensile structure multi-lights. 839 00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:10,233 Come now. All the aunties out, please... no ogling at girls. 840 00:53:10,257 --> 00:53:11,631 Come out. 841 00:53:11,958 --> 00:53:13,809 Take it easy, there's no hurry... 842 00:53:13,833 --> 00:53:15,582 Just keep a check. 843 00:53:16,375 --> 00:53:17,726 Has the electrician arrived? 844 00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:20,059 Please check the shrimp starters. 845 00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:23,767 They have to be fresh. What happened? Tell us, we'll do it. 846 00:53:23,791 --> 00:53:26,249 The groom has arrived, go out. Don't stress, just go. 847 00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:30,915 That's why I always say 'check the list' I made. 848 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:33,976 The groom's party has arrived, bring on the booze. 849 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,520 I'll get the bar opened uncle, and you will get the first drink. 850 00:53:36,544 --> 00:53:37,751 Obviously I will. 851 00:53:38,125 --> 00:53:39,499 Ok good, show me. 852 00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:43,892 You look great. Didn't i say this would look good? 853 00:53:43,916 --> 00:53:46,082 Isn't your daughter looking pretty? 854 00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:48,601 Where are you stuck? 855 00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:50,726 Teaching your own boss his business! 856 00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:53,976 If you don't arrive in half hour, your head will be in your hands. 857 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,142 Oh my... you've not left as yet... 858 00:53:55,166 --> 00:53:56,526 The groom's party is already here. 859 00:53:56,550 --> 00:53:58,559 Let's go, sonya, get ready in 5 minutes... 860 00:53:58,583 --> 00:54:00,309 I am warning you, pankaj won't wait beyond that. 861 00:54:00,333 --> 00:54:02,733 Hurry up and check on them, or else no one will get ready... 862 00:54:02,757 --> 00:54:04,297 In five minutes. Get her ready quickly. 863 00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:06,142 Bittoo come in please. 864 00:54:06,166 --> 00:54:07,642 Go, shruti - bedi is ready? 865 00:54:07,666 --> 00:54:09,346 Completely ready. The priest's equipment? 866 00:54:09,370 --> 00:54:10,702 - All set. - Ok. 867 00:54:11,583 --> 00:54:13,124 You've opened the foreign champagne? 868 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,142 What do you mean yes? 869 00:54:15,166 --> 00:54:17,017 I told you... you guys... ruined it. 870 00:54:17,041 --> 00:54:19,726 Always serve with a smile, 871 00:54:19,750 --> 00:54:22,309 so that even a person who's not hungry feels like eating. 872 00:54:22,333 --> 00:54:24,976 They've been doing this job for about 7 years... 873 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,267 They know their job by now... 874 00:54:26,291 --> 00:54:27,476 You hurry up and attend to the guests. 875 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:28,642 Even then, I need to say it just once. 876 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:29,976 I'll take over this side. 877 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,760 The garlanding ceremony is about to begin... 878 00:54:31,784 --> 00:54:34,260 This is a revolving stage... Co-ordinate with kirti... 879 00:54:34,284 --> 00:54:36,707 The stage rotates and your song crossfades. 880 00:54:45,166 --> 00:54:46,976 Bittoo, it's about to begin. 881 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,142 The relatives have been given Rose petals and loads of confetti, right? 882 00:54:50,166 --> 00:54:52,166 Loads and loads. The flowershower must not stop. 883 00:54:52,190 --> 00:54:54,855 Yes, yes... full throttle... High power... you don't worry. 884 00:54:55,291 --> 00:54:57,540 So you are shaadi mubarak... good job. 885 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:02,142 Contact us for any wedding. Sure. 886 00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:03,374 Anytime. Enjoy. 887 00:55:09,875 --> 00:55:11,315 Isn't she looking great? Very nice. 888 00:55:11,339 --> 00:55:13,379 I made her select that outfit. She is looking hot. 889 00:55:13,403 --> 00:55:14,642 Shruti maam, bittoo sir. 890 00:55:14,666 --> 00:55:15,892 Ya go... 891 00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:17,956 The motor is not working, the stage is not rotating. 892 00:55:17,980 --> 00:55:18,457 What? 893 00:55:18,666 --> 00:55:19,874 We are coming. 894 00:55:26,696 --> 00:55:27,976 It won't grip. What's going on? 895 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,559 It's not gripping it. Leave it. 896 00:55:29,583 --> 00:55:31,059 Bittoo I told you to check it. 897 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:32,749 I checked it at four. 898 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:37,499 It's about to start, bittoo. 899 00:55:39,208 --> 00:55:40,351 Do something. 900 00:55:40,375 --> 00:55:41,749 I am doing something. 901 00:55:42,916 --> 00:55:44,207 Look, try it now. 902 00:55:44,791 --> 00:55:46,999 It's not working. Do it... 903 00:56:28,333 --> 00:56:29,499 Bittoo. 904 00:56:29,750 --> 00:56:30,874 Shruti. 905 00:56:31,166 --> 00:56:32,249 We did it, buddy. 906 00:56:32,541 --> 00:56:34,142 This is just the beginning. 907 00:56:34,166 --> 00:56:36,165 We have to plan much bigger weddings. 908 00:56:37,416 --> 00:56:39,290 This big is good enough for me. 909 00:56:41,041 --> 00:56:42,332 Bigger than this! 910 00:56:42,708 --> 00:56:44,499 So? Shaadi mubarak. 911 00:56:47,083 --> 00:56:49,832 When money leaves your pocket, it's always a problem. 912 00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:53,976 Take this... full and final for the musical night, 913 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,624 cocktails and the wedding. 914 00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:58,499 Thank you, sir. 915 00:57:00,416 --> 00:57:02,124 Well done, shaadi mubarak! 916 00:57:02,375 --> 00:57:04,499 Keep it up! Thank you so much, sir... thank you. 917 00:57:06,916 --> 00:57:08,290 How much of this will be mine? 918 00:57:08,666 --> 00:57:12,017 After all the payments, we have 6 million rupees left of the 20 million. 919 00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:13,457 Three yours and three mine. 920 00:57:13,750 --> 00:57:14,892 No, 1 1/2 and 1 1/2 and the left over... 921 00:57:14,916 --> 00:57:15,976 3 million goes to our business development. 922 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,680 Come on, it should be two and two at least. 923 00:57:17,704 --> 00:57:18,912 No, 1 1/2. 924 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,665 This seems less. Ten million has eight zeros. 925 00:57:27,041 --> 00:57:29,415 No, silly, seven! 926 00:58:03,041 --> 00:58:05,374 Which one should I play? Which one? 927 00:58:06,291 --> 00:58:07,957 Ya? This one? 928 00:58:12,250 --> 00:58:14,040 Ok, guys... I'm off. 929 00:58:14,291 --> 00:58:16,434 - No, no, no, no. - Nobody moves. 930 00:58:16,458 --> 00:58:19,809 This man speaks the truth! Children, my bones are crumbling. 931 00:58:19,833 --> 00:58:21,642 I've lost 200 grams already. 932 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:25,790 That's obvious. I hope you guys work hard like this... 933 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,809 God give you prosperity and us too. 934 00:58:29,833 --> 00:58:31,309 Oh, so they do all the hard work... 935 00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:33,892 And you enjoy the incentives, just like that... 936 00:58:33,916 --> 00:58:35,756 Should we go now? Ok see you later... let's go. 937 00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:36,923 Ok... then good night. 938 00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:37,601 Ok. 939 00:58:37,625 --> 00:58:40,332 Bye... bye... bye... 940 00:58:50,791 --> 00:58:52,332 Play that one... ya. 941 00:59:35,958 --> 00:59:37,957 No, let me rest. 942 00:59:55,666 --> 00:59:56,999 Let me rest. 943 01:04:37,458 --> 01:04:38,832 Bittoo... 944 01:04:43,208 --> 01:04:44,499 Can you please drop me home? 945 01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:47,457 Yes, of course... 946 01:04:53,708 --> 01:04:54,934 - Tea? - Should I make it? 947 01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:56,059 Would you like some, dear? 948 01:04:56,083 --> 01:04:57,290 Dear? 949 01:04:57,708 --> 01:04:58,851 Don't bother... 950 01:04:58,875 --> 01:05:00,395 You won't know where the jars are kept. 951 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,624 Please go and get changed, dear. 952 01:05:05,916 --> 01:05:06,999 Dear? 953 01:05:28,291 --> 01:05:29,434 Shall we leave? 954 01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:30,624 Let's go. 955 01:06:32,833 --> 01:06:34,124 Oh, you're here? 956 01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:36,040 How was the farmhouse wedding last night? 957 01:06:36,291 --> 01:06:37,434 Everything went well? 958 01:06:37,458 --> 01:06:38,809 Superb. Top class... 959 01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:41,184 Oh shaadi mubarak's work is always 'top class'. 960 01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:46,374 I'll miss my bus, let's chat in the evening. Ok? Bye. 961 01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:47,874 Bye... 962 01:06:51,125 --> 01:06:52,267 Breakfast? 963 01:06:52,291 --> 01:06:54,957 Uncle... I'll drop uncle... 964 01:06:56,625 --> 01:07:00,540 Come on, uncle, I'll drop you fast... 965 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:08,124 You can sit sideways uncle... Ok, go, go. 966 01:07:20,291 --> 01:07:25,059 So Mr. celebrity! 967 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:26,684 Refuse to recognise me? 968 01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:28,707 Dude, mikka... 969 01:07:29,791 --> 01:07:32,267 No mails, no sms... Where have you been? 970 01:07:32,291 --> 01:07:33,971 It's been a month since I shifted to Delhi, 971 01:07:33,995 --> 01:07:35,309 but you're such a big star... 972 01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:37,013 Changed your mail ID, number... Everything. 973 01:07:37,037 --> 01:07:38,184 - Shut up! - Look. 974 01:07:38,208 --> 01:07:39,351 No way! 975 01:07:39,375 --> 01:07:42,175 I have a friend in the times and got your number through him finally... 976 01:07:42,375 --> 01:07:47,540 Page three, not bad! Bittoo Sharma, shruti kakkar! 977 01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:51,665 I'll tell shruti. She wouldn't have read it. 978 01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:02,999 I guess she'll read it when she comes to the office. 979 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,267 What's the problem? 980 01:08:05,291 --> 01:08:06,476 Why you so roughed-up? 981 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:07,642 No, I am not. 982 01:08:07,666 --> 01:08:09,832 In bold letters it says... 983 01:08:11,666 --> 01:08:13,267 That means she would've seen it too. 984 01:08:13,291 --> 01:08:14,457 Who? 985 01:08:19,958 --> 01:08:22,184 What's up? Singing songs today? 986 01:08:22,208 --> 01:08:23,351 What nonsense? 987 01:08:23,375 --> 01:08:25,165 Didn't I ever sing before? 988 01:08:27,791 --> 01:08:29,976 Before, shruti always addressed me casually... 989 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,240 But since this morning she has started calling me 'dear'. 990 01:08:33,291 --> 01:08:35,124 You know she made tea for me in the morning. 991 01:08:35,833 --> 01:08:36,999 Terrible tea! 992 01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:39,374 But first time, made it herself! 993 01:08:42,708 --> 01:08:44,332 Now you see why I am so screwed up? 994 01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:47,999 What do you think of this, bittoo? 995 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,767 He is the way he is! 996 01:08:50,791 --> 01:08:52,915 Why? Has he sprouted wings suddenly? 997 01:08:53,791 --> 01:08:55,124 Yes, he has sprouted wings! 998 01:08:56,791 --> 01:08:58,624 Our small town boy has become a big man. 999 01:08:59,416 --> 01:09:02,540 I think you have sprouted wings! 1000 01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:06,832 This is the first time you have praised bittoo! 1001 01:09:10,166 --> 01:09:11,976 I am totally screwed, man! 1002 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,957 Screwed? What do you mean? 1003 01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:16,184 You chased her for so long... 1004 01:09:16,208 --> 01:09:18,648 And now that you guys have finally hitched up, you are crying! 1005 01:09:18,672 --> 01:09:20,921 She is not the 'hitched' type, she is the emotional type. 1006 01:09:21,208 --> 01:09:23,374 She thinks whatever has happened between us is love. 1007 01:09:24,125 --> 01:09:26,684 Now you can't love the person you're doing business with! 1008 01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:27,851 What?! 1009 01:09:27,875 --> 01:09:29,874 It's a business rule, you won't get it, dude. 1010 01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:33,624 Had it been someone else I would have finished it in a second... 1011 01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:36,415 But shruti's feelings will be hurt. 1012 01:09:36,958 --> 01:09:38,540 I can't hurt her. 1013 01:09:39,916 --> 01:09:41,124 She gave me work... 1014 01:09:41,833 --> 01:09:43,124 Made a man out of me... 1015 01:09:44,291 --> 01:09:47,374 Right... you are quite screwed. 1016 01:09:47,708 --> 01:09:48,874 Yes! 1017 01:09:49,375 --> 01:09:50,457 She is my friend, dude! 1018 01:09:50,708 --> 01:09:51,976 He is just a friend ma! 1019 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,124 So can't one marry a friend? 1020 01:09:54,708 --> 01:09:56,184 Where did marriage come from? 1021 01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:59,790 You're the one building flyovers of bittoo. 1022 01:09:59,958 --> 01:10:01,892 I thought you changed your mind. 1023 01:10:01,916 --> 01:10:05,249 I was just saying that all men are not alike. 1024 01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:07,874 Now let's take bittoo, for example... 1025 01:10:08,291 --> 01:10:11,540 He makes tea, does kitchen work, 1026 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,165 I think he will even allow his wife to work after marriage. 1027 01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:19,999 How do I look? 1028 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:26,184 Oh ho, ruined my hair. 1029 01:10:26,208 --> 01:10:27,540 Doesn't matter. 1030 01:10:27,708 --> 01:10:28,915 Leave it now. 1031 01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:10,601 I feel a new sensation, 1032 01:11:10,625 --> 01:11:15,684 I feel you next to me. 1033 01:11:15,708 --> 01:11:21,434 The colours of yesterday are changing, 1034 01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:27,415 into brighter shades of tomorrow. 1035 01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:35,267 We are half way on the path of love. 1036 01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:41,101 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1037 01:11:41,125 --> 01:11:46,934 We are half way there. 1038 01:11:46,958 --> 01:11:53,874 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1039 01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:35,333 We are half way there. 1040 01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:47,833 I don't know if it's patience or a test... 1041 01:12:51,250 --> 01:13:02,476 It feels extreme... It feels the best. 1042 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:08,249 The lively yesterdays are a past... 1043 01:13:08,375 --> 01:13:14,624 The tranquil tomorrows are now at last. 1044 01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:22,309 We are half way on the path of love. 1045 01:13:22,333 --> 01:13:28,017 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1046 01:13:28,041 --> 01:13:33,892 We are half way on the path of love. 1047 01:13:33,916 --> 01:13:36,476 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1048 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:39,392 Who has done this? Headless chicken you are! 1049 01:13:39,416 --> 01:13:40,976 What if it hurt someone? 1050 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,624 Don't know what you're up to! 1051 01:13:45,416 --> 01:13:53,416 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1052 01:14:29,375 --> 01:14:30,832 So, mr bittoo... 1053 01:14:31,375 --> 01:14:32,457 Hey! 1054 01:14:38,416 --> 01:14:40,290 Dude! You are up and about so early! 1055 01:14:44,157 --> 01:14:45,517 Why are you looking so screwed up? 1056 01:14:45,541 --> 01:14:47,415 Nothing, you spoke so casually. 1057 01:14:47,958 --> 01:14:50,523 So... Should I address you as sir. Bittoo. 1058 01:14:50,547 --> 01:14:52,713 No, casual is best. 1059 01:14:55,750 --> 01:14:57,707 Why are you being so strange? 1060 01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,124 Not at all. 1061 01:14:59,291 --> 01:15:00,457 Of course you are... 1062 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,480 Now let's take the tea, for example... 1063 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,665 I made tea at home yesterday evening... 1064 01:15:05,125 --> 01:15:07,767 And after one sip mummy and papa said the truth, 1065 01:15:07,791 --> 01:15:10,457 that shruti can't make tea to save her life... 1066 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,790 But from that day on? Which day? 1067 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,540 You know which day. 1068 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:21,124 I've been making bad tea and you've been drinking it. 1069 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,920 Are you afraid that you might hurt my feelings... 1070 01:15:24,944 --> 01:15:27,276 If you said the tea was bad? 1071 01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:35,540 Since when did you become so caring? 1072 01:15:39,708 --> 01:15:41,624 Whatever happened between us... 1073 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,207 Just happened. 1074 01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:48,874 Don't worry, I am not like your other ones... 1075 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,374 Who stick to you like glue, 1076 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,790 and you are always running away from them. 1077 01:15:55,208 --> 01:15:58,832 I have no problems with whatever happened between us. 1078 01:16:01,125 --> 01:16:02,415 No problem? 1079 01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:04,207 No. 1080 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,457 Just be the same bittoo you were. 1081 01:16:09,791 --> 01:16:11,124 Why are you so serious? 1082 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:16,124 Dude, you freaked the living daylights out of me, 1083 01:16:17,791 --> 01:16:20,434 the way you behaved after our session. 1084 01:16:20,458 --> 01:16:21,642 Session? 1085 01:16:21,666 --> 01:16:25,540 Dude, I thought shruti had fallen in love with me. 1086 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,120 But you are not the foolish types who stick like glue! 1087 01:16:28,144 --> 01:16:30,101 I'm not foolish... Right! 1088 01:16:30,125 --> 01:16:32,809 Everyone makes mistakes... Mistake... 1089 01:16:32,833 --> 01:16:34,684 Delete the mistake and move on... 1090 01:16:34,708 --> 01:16:36,559 Should I make tea for you... with ginger? 1091 01:16:36,583 --> 01:16:37,874 Yes. 1092 01:16:38,416 --> 01:16:42,707 You were right all along, love and business do not go hand in hand. 1093 01:16:43,416 --> 01:16:44,999 I am always right... 1094 01:16:47,250 --> 01:16:48,624 Now watch out, 1095 01:16:49,125 --> 01:16:50,707 we'll fly high. 1096 01:16:51,125 --> 01:16:54,374 Enough of this matchbox-sized room, decrepit old bike! 1097 01:16:54,833 --> 01:16:56,457 Mercedes! That's what it's going to be! 1098 01:16:58,416 --> 01:17:00,226 Just imagine if love were to come between business partners... 1099 01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:01,450 Everything would've been lost. 1100 01:17:01,474 --> 01:17:03,834 Forget the Mercedes, we wouldn't even have the cheapest car. 1101 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:06,207 So then... 1102 01:17:07,125 --> 01:17:09,457 You happy, me happy. 1103 01:17:13,583 --> 01:17:14,999 Hello... shaadi mubarak... 1104 01:17:16,083 --> 01:17:17,624 You've called earlier? 1105 01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:21,082 There was some problem on the line, but it's all sorted now. 1106 01:17:21,833 --> 01:17:24,851 Yes I'll be there soon. 1107 01:17:24,875 --> 01:17:28,184 Dude, I'm running to the printer to check kalra's card... 1108 01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:30,517 You come directly for the meeting with asma and zafar. 1109 01:17:30,541 --> 01:17:32,517 Ok. Bye. 1110 01:17:32,541 --> 01:17:38,207 We are half way on the path of love. 1111 01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:58,624 Stupid... 1112 01:18:00,333 --> 01:18:04,457 Idiot, fool... 1113 01:18:10,291 --> 01:18:12,457 You were following your rule book, right? 1114 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,249 Then why this emotional slip-up? 1115 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:26,374 If you slip again, you'll be dead! 1116 01:18:29,583 --> 01:18:30,874 Now don't cry, 1117 01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:33,999 not a tear. 1118 01:18:52,750 --> 01:18:54,082 Hello, shaadi mubarak! 1119 01:18:55,791 --> 01:18:56,874 Yes, Ms. asma... 1120 01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:58,540 Yes, of course we are meeting... 1121 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:01,290 Yes, 12 o'clock sharp. 1122 01:19:18,125 --> 01:19:19,999 Asma and zafar are great people... 1123 01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:22,499 Great choice of location for a meeting. 1124 01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:24,999 Bit of fun, a bit of meeting. 1125 01:19:27,791 --> 01:19:29,499 Great atmosphere... right? 1126 01:19:32,750 --> 01:19:34,851 I can do the meeting myself, 1127 01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:37,290 why don't you just enjoy the atmosphere? 1128 01:19:37,541 --> 01:19:38,790 Really? 1129 01:19:38,916 --> 01:19:40,124 Can I go? 1130 01:19:40,250 --> 01:19:42,290 Excuse me... shaadi mubarak? 1131 01:19:42,916 --> 01:19:45,309 - Asma and zafar? - Yes, hi... Bittoo. 1132 01:19:45,333 --> 01:19:47,665 Shaadi mubarak... shaadi mubarak. 1133 01:19:50,541 --> 01:19:51,749 It's a good idea, 1134 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,351 but what if we didn't have lavender... 1135 01:19:55,375 --> 01:19:56,540 We have lavender... 1136 01:19:56,916 --> 01:19:58,124 And we will use lavender... 1137 01:19:58,708 --> 01:20:00,548 Why are you rejecting my design just like that? 1138 01:20:02,875 --> 01:20:03,957 Too sober... 1139 01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:07,434 People come to shaadi mubarak for kitsch, not sober. 1140 01:20:07,458 --> 01:20:09,915 Lower class losers used to come for kitsch, 1141 01:20:10,125 --> 01:20:11,540 this is a high class party. 1142 01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:14,684 I'm myself lower class loser... 1143 01:20:14,708 --> 01:20:16,290 And I understand only kitsch. 1144 01:20:16,666 --> 01:20:18,499 You are high class from London and America, 1145 01:20:18,916 --> 01:20:20,874 keep your upper and lower class to yourself. 1146 01:20:21,125 --> 01:20:22,457 There are only 5 days to go. 1147 01:20:22,625 --> 01:20:24,374 Do what shaadi mubarak is famous for. 1148 01:20:24,625 --> 01:20:25,985 Don't force your personal taste... 1149 01:20:35,875 --> 01:20:37,707 Should I put soya sauce in your noodles? 1150 01:20:38,958 --> 01:20:40,124 I'll eat at home. 1151 01:20:41,375 --> 01:20:43,415 Couldn't you say so when i was placing the order? 1152 01:20:44,208 --> 01:20:45,601 Did you ask me? 1153 01:20:45,625 --> 01:20:47,305 I was screaming my lungs off standing here. 1154 01:20:47,329 --> 01:20:50,129 Two manchurian one veg one chicken... Two chowmein one veg one chicken. 1155 01:20:50,153 --> 01:20:51,999 Should I worry about my work or your nonsense? 1156 01:20:52,458 --> 01:20:54,374 I have no time for bickering. 1157 01:20:55,125 --> 01:20:56,892 I have mailed rajinder the menu. 1158 01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:58,374 Give this design to maqsood. 1159 01:20:58,875 --> 01:21:00,835 I'll arrive at the site directly tomorrow morning. 1160 01:21:00,859 --> 01:21:02,419 It would be best if you arrived on time. 1161 01:21:02,443 --> 01:21:04,417 Listen... shruti, wait. 1162 01:21:05,916 --> 01:21:08,036 Have you lost it? Get rid of him... I'll drop you off. 1163 01:21:08,060 --> 01:21:09,351 Leave me. 1164 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,707 If I don't want to go with you, I won't. 1165 01:21:12,916 --> 01:21:14,707 You create a scene out of everything! 1166 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,207 Go to hell... 1167 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:21,124 Let's go. 1168 01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:39,320 Ok, please read the nikah... Commence in the name of Allah. 1169 01:21:39,344 --> 01:21:41,468 Keep the music on. 1170 01:21:41,875 --> 01:21:43,082 Please begin. 1171 01:21:45,125 --> 01:21:46,457 Zafar Khan. 1172 01:21:52,291 --> 01:21:54,040 What's wrong? It was fine up till now. 1173 01:21:54,208 --> 01:21:57,124 Something wrong on that side... No? Yes? Any sound? 1174 01:21:57,833 --> 01:21:59,351 Where is your mind these days? 1175 01:21:59,375 --> 01:22:01,851 Don't talk rubbish if you can't solve the problem! 1176 01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:03,457 Sound is your department. 1177 01:22:10,250 --> 01:22:11,832 Please commence. 1178 01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:17,017 Zafar Khan... asma siddiqui... 1179 01:22:17,041 --> 01:22:20,540 Santy, I've told you thousand times, do all the checks. 1180 01:22:21,375 --> 01:22:23,874 You all slack and I have to bear the embarrassment. 1181 01:22:24,208 --> 01:22:25,832 Yes I do. 1182 01:22:25,958 --> 01:22:27,540 Congratulations. 1183 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:50,624 Santy. Shaadi mubarak! 1184 01:22:52,125 --> 01:22:56,059 Come on, guys! 1185 01:22:56,083 --> 01:22:57,434 Bittoo... 1186 01:22:57,458 --> 01:22:59,540 I'll die but I won't dance with you. 1187 01:22:59,708 --> 01:23:01,457 Just do it for the client's happiness. 1188 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:05,559 Your dark and cunning eyes, 1189 01:23:05,583 --> 01:23:10,267 are not too shy, they look sly, very hi-fi. 1190 01:23:10,291 --> 01:23:16,457 Making my heart skip a beat, I wonder why? 1191 01:23:22,416 --> 01:23:24,059 Your dark and cunning eyes, 1192 01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:28,767 are not too shy, they look sly, very hi-fi. 1193 01:23:28,791 --> 01:23:34,809 Making my heart skip a beat, I wonder why? 1194 01:23:34,833 --> 01:23:40,415 Just like a biscuit dipped in tea, 1195 01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:43,726 that's how my life has turned out to be. 1196 01:23:43,750 --> 01:23:46,809 This is how I have lost out to me. 1197 01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:49,892 That's how my life has turned out to be. 1198 01:23:49,916 --> 01:23:52,934 This is how I have lost out to me. 1199 01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:54,267 Have you brought the console? Counted the tables? 1200 01:23:54,291 --> 01:23:55,559 Checked the mixer? 1201 01:23:55,583 --> 01:23:58,457 Listen... all of that... 1202 01:24:21,625 --> 01:24:23,207 Should I drop you home? 1203 01:24:29,750 --> 01:24:30,934 Don't come from tomorrow. 1204 01:24:30,958 --> 01:24:32,124 Don't come where? 1205 01:24:33,958 --> 01:24:35,957 It's you who comes there. I live there. 1206 01:24:36,791 --> 01:24:39,767 Pack your stuff and vacate the room before I get there in the morning. 1207 01:24:39,791 --> 01:24:41,124 What nonsense? 1208 01:24:45,583 --> 01:24:47,023 Bittoo, the partnership is finished. 1209 01:24:47,047 --> 01:24:48,213 What? 1210 01:24:49,458 --> 01:24:53,267 If we work together then my shaadi mubarak will become a disaster... 1211 01:24:53,291 --> 01:24:54,582 My shaadi mubarak? 1212 01:24:54,833 --> 01:24:56,233 Since when has it been yours alone? 1213 01:24:56,257 --> 01:24:57,392 Don't shout. 1214 01:24:57,416 --> 01:24:58,684 Shaadi mubarak was my idea. 1215 01:24:58,708 --> 01:24:59,851 My effort. 1216 01:24:59,875 --> 01:25:01,207 You'll be paid for it. 1217 01:25:01,647 --> 01:25:03,767 Try and break the partnership, I'll take you to court. 1218 01:25:03,791 --> 01:25:05,892 It's not a divorce that needs to go to court... 1219 01:25:05,916 --> 01:25:08,874 We'll divide the stuff... That's final. 1220 01:25:09,875 --> 01:25:12,249 Why are you ruining a great business? 1221 01:25:13,458 --> 01:25:14,874 Think calmly. 1222 01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:16,832 What did you say? 1223 01:25:17,250 --> 01:25:18,540 Session? 1224 01:25:20,458 --> 01:25:23,915 Oh, so this is what it is! 1225 01:25:24,500 --> 01:25:26,267 So why should i leave shaadi mubarak? 1226 01:25:26,291 --> 01:25:27,665 Was it me alone? 1227 01:25:28,125 --> 01:25:30,101 You said 'let me rest'. 1228 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:32,976 I thought, she must be tired, let her rest. What did I know? 1229 01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:37,249 Go back to your village, to your father... 1230 01:25:37,458 --> 01:25:40,059 You just want to earn money... Do another business. 1231 01:25:40,083 --> 01:25:42,601 Your father will readily pay for his baby's business and... 1232 01:25:42,625 --> 01:25:45,767 If still nothing happens then chop sugar canes, 1233 01:25:45,791 --> 01:25:47,934 but never come back to shaadi mubarak! 1234 01:25:47,958 --> 01:25:50,351 Oh, I see... I am a baby... 1235 01:25:50,375 --> 01:25:51,809 I'll run home with my tail between my legs... 1236 01:25:51,833 --> 01:25:53,267 That's what you think of me. 1237 01:25:53,291 --> 01:25:55,211 I'll obviously think of you. What you really are. 1238 01:25:55,235 --> 01:25:56,651 Everything is clear today. 1239 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,415 It took three years. 1240 01:25:58,708 --> 01:26:00,268 So I can't do anything on my own, right? 1241 01:26:00,292 --> 01:26:01,435 At least I've never seen it. 1242 01:26:01,459 --> 01:26:04,517 I'll start my own shaadi mubarak... 100 times better than yours. 1243 01:26:04,541 --> 01:26:06,207 Let's go. He is crazy! 1244 01:26:08,833 --> 01:26:10,892 To hell with your partnership. 1245 01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:12,415 To hell with you. 1246 01:26:28,125 --> 01:26:29,707 What's the programme? 1247 01:26:32,125 --> 01:26:33,290 What's going on here? 1248 01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:34,790 Don't ask. 1249 01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:39,040 Hope there hasn't been a break up? 1250 01:26:42,375 --> 01:26:44,499 Oh... who will plan my wedding now? 1251 01:26:46,875 --> 01:26:49,582 Where are they? Both of them. 1252 01:26:50,958 --> 01:26:54,624 This is your 20. I've given shruti madam hers. 1253 01:26:54,958 --> 01:26:57,934 You will buy a car now? Can I take this helmet? 1254 01:26:57,958 --> 01:26:59,207 Here. 1255 01:26:59,375 --> 01:27:00,976 You thief. 1256 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,160 You can't take anything that belongs to shaadi mubarak. 1257 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,165 Here I am not taking it. 1258 01:27:11,750 --> 01:27:13,559 You dog... son of a gun... 1259 01:27:13,583 --> 01:27:16,749 Where did you come into my life from and ruin it? 1260 01:27:17,750 --> 01:27:19,642 Good morning, madam. What's it? 1261 01:27:19,666 --> 01:27:21,684 My wedding... we spoke... The discount... 1262 01:27:21,708 --> 01:27:23,184 I called on the phone. Come back in the morning tomorrow. 1263 01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,915 Ok I'll come back tomorrow. 1264 01:27:25,333 --> 01:27:27,601 Leave this rubbish... come with me. 1265 01:27:27,625 --> 01:27:29,476 I'll get you the best deal. How much? 1266 01:27:29,500 --> 01:27:31,184 He'll fleece you. Will you have tea or coffee? 1267 01:27:31,208 --> 01:27:32,517 Coffee? We serve cold drinks... 1268 01:27:32,541 --> 01:27:34,461 Forget cold drinks, we will guzzle beer together. 1269 01:27:34,485 --> 01:27:36,645 Will you serve cold drink... I taught him everything. 1270 01:27:36,669 --> 01:27:37,726 Don't fall into her trap. 1271 01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:39,059 He will strip you to the core. 1272 01:27:39,083 --> 01:27:40,582 Strip me? 1273 01:27:43,916 --> 01:27:46,434 Forget getting people married, start getting them divorced. 1274 01:27:46,458 --> 01:27:48,184 You play with people's emotions! 1275 01:27:48,208 --> 01:27:51,124 I wanted to get married... To hell with you... 1276 01:27:51,958 --> 01:27:54,767 Villager! Buy a ticket to your father's house... 1277 01:27:54,791 --> 01:27:56,267 And practice cutting sugarcane. 1278 01:27:56,291 --> 01:27:59,767 I'll turn this Delhi into a village... Beware you bloody kakkar... 1279 01:27:59,791 --> 01:28:02,082 Get out from here... son of a gun. 1280 01:28:04,791 --> 01:28:07,471 There are going to be some smooth business operations from my place! 1281 01:28:07,495 --> 01:28:10,601 Massive weddings of important men's daughters. 1282 01:28:10,625 --> 01:28:12,767 Every Delhi girl's wedding will be planned from here. 1283 01:28:12,791 --> 01:28:15,374 By next year I'll even reach a bigger mall. 1284 01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:19,270 What're you going to name your company? 1285 01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:20,520 Original shaadi mubarak. 1286 01:28:20,544 --> 01:28:21,392 No, dude. 1287 01:28:21,416 --> 01:28:22,976 Dude, kakkar's is fake. Mine's original. 1288 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:24,208 No... 1289 01:28:25,541 --> 01:28:27,184 Shaadi mubarak part 2? 1290 01:28:27,208 --> 01:28:28,290 No... 1291 01:28:29,875 --> 01:28:31,874 Return of shaadi mubarak. 1292 01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:33,207 No... 1293 01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:37,665 Shaadi mubarak season 2! 1294 01:28:38,875 --> 01:28:39,976 You've lost it? 1295 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:41,457 Try happy wedding. 1296 01:28:41,625 --> 01:28:42,915 Full English. 1297 01:28:45,875 --> 01:28:48,082 Ok. Done. Happy wedding it is! 1298 01:28:49,791 --> 01:28:50,934 Hello shaadi mubarak... 1299 01:28:50,958 --> 01:28:53,582 I mean happy wedding. 1300 01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:55,976 Aren't there two partners in shaadi mubarak? 1301 01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,267 He was my assistant, not a partner. 1302 01:28:58,291 --> 01:28:59,499 I got rid of him. 1303 01:28:59,750 --> 01:29:00,934 He was a leech. 1304 01:29:00,958 --> 01:29:02,124 Happy wedding? 1305 01:29:02,666 --> 01:29:04,309 Weren't you called sha? 1306 01:29:04,333 --> 01:29:07,892 Shh, don't use that name... It's cursed. 1307 01:29:07,916 --> 01:29:09,434 Your child's marriage will be ruined. 1308 01:29:09,458 --> 01:29:13,124 I threw him out so he started his own company to suck the clients dry. 1309 01:29:13,708 --> 01:29:16,040 I hope you have not approached any happy wedding... 1310 01:29:16,291 --> 01:29:18,976 Don't even think about it. It's that leech's company. 1311 01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,351 Everyone thinks we worked together... 1312 01:29:21,375 --> 01:29:24,601 But the reality is that I did all the work. 1313 01:29:24,625 --> 01:29:27,851 My ideas, my execution and who gets the credit? 1314 01:29:27,875 --> 01:29:30,184 No, no, don't take the name... It's cursed. 1315 01:29:30,208 --> 01:29:31,832 Your child's marriage will be ruined. 1316 01:29:34,458 --> 01:29:38,540 Shruti, your contract is on the 21st and so is his... 1317 01:29:39,625 --> 01:29:40,915 What do we do now? 1318 01:29:43,958 --> 01:29:47,540 Don't worry... let's celebrate my first contract. 1319 01:29:48,541 --> 01:29:51,184 I'll give you 500 thousand rupees 400 thousand yours... 1320 01:29:51,208 --> 01:29:52,517 200 thousand santy's. 1321 01:29:52,541 --> 01:29:54,976 All payments have been doubled. Now take my booking. 1322 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:57,999 550, 450, 250... 1323 01:29:58,250 --> 01:30:01,309 600, 500, 300... 650... 550... 1324 01:30:01,333 --> 01:30:02,582 One minute... 1325 01:30:03,208 --> 01:30:05,999 No fighting in my office... or else I'll give you one each! 1326 01:30:06,708 --> 01:30:08,434 Listen carefully... 1327 01:30:08,458 --> 01:30:13,601 We have decided that if you two work separately, we won't work with you. 1328 01:30:13,625 --> 01:30:14,999 Correct... he's right. 1329 01:30:15,875 --> 01:30:18,309 And if you work together, then... 1330 01:30:18,333 --> 01:30:20,517 Forget about that... Last offer... 650 thousand. 1331 01:30:20,541 --> 01:30:22,892 I'll pay in advance... everything. 1332 01:30:22,916 --> 01:30:24,290 Are you leaving or? 1333 01:30:24,791 --> 01:30:26,624 Ya, ya, going... 1334 01:30:27,958 --> 01:30:30,207 There is no dearth of vendors in the market. 1335 01:30:43,375 --> 01:30:46,976 This issue is escalating. What do you say, maqsood? 1336 01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:48,665 Both are impossible. 1337 01:30:53,125 --> 01:30:54,957 Just leave it here. 1338 01:30:56,125 --> 01:30:58,601 Hey... that pole is not meant for the centre. 1339 01:30:58,625 --> 01:30:59,976 So tell me where it's supposed to go... 1340 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:01,517 Look at the design. Just tell me where it goes... 1341 01:31:01,541 --> 01:31:04,381 If I sit on your head and monitor you all the time, who will do my work? 1342 01:31:04,405 --> 01:31:06,173 Ok, I'm extremely sorry... you tell me where it's supposed to go. 1343 01:31:06,197 --> 01:31:07,642 Didn't I give you the design? 1344 01:31:07,666 --> 01:31:10,874 Work according to that. And don't mess with me. 1345 01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:12,540 Come on... 1346 01:31:12,791 --> 01:31:16,249 Will it be any speedier? It'll reach up by tomorrow. 1347 01:31:18,708 --> 01:31:20,309 Sir, please check the flower decoration. 1348 01:31:20,333 --> 01:31:21,684 Tell shruti madam to check it. 1349 01:31:21,708 --> 01:31:23,124 Tell who? 1350 01:31:23,416 --> 01:31:26,351 Who else will you tell? Me, obviously... 1351 01:31:26,375 --> 01:31:32,874 You are lost along the way, my friend. 1352 01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:41,500 Why have you turned a stranger, my friend? 1353 01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:52,791 Something is amiss... 1354 01:31:54,875 --> 01:32:02,875 My heart feels an empty abyss. 1355 01:32:03,916 --> 01:32:11,916 You've led the sunshine away my friend. 1356 01:32:13,916 --> 01:32:21,916 Why have you turned a stranger, my friend? 1357 01:32:25,291 --> 01:32:29,207 Sir this half payment won't do... There is a contract... 1358 01:32:29,375 --> 01:32:31,495 Give the full payment or else I'll slap a case on you. 1359 01:32:31,666 --> 01:32:33,624 Call us if you need a lawyer. 1360 01:32:34,041 --> 01:32:37,767 Me and my son, whose wedding you have spoiled, are lawyers. 1361 01:32:37,791 --> 01:32:38,999 Good night. 1362 01:32:45,125 --> 01:32:53,125 There is pain in the thousand strings in my heart. 1363 01:32:55,208 --> 01:33:02,999 The silk threads we tied are all torn apart. 1364 01:33:05,708 --> 01:33:13,708 It's the price of the separation. 1365 01:33:14,875 --> 01:33:22,875 Just the memories and tribulations. 1366 01:33:24,875 --> 01:33:30,434 The state my heart is in, my friend. 1367 01:33:30,458 --> 01:33:31,601 No worries, child... 1368 01:33:31,625 --> 01:33:34,124 We'll get another car... Bigger than this one. 1369 01:33:34,791 --> 01:33:40,142 Why have you turned a stranger, my friend? 1370 01:33:40,166 --> 01:33:43,017 Credit is for a month, not for 6 months. 1371 01:33:43,041 --> 01:33:46,582 Hello, hello. If you all surround me like this how can I get out? 1372 01:33:47,125 --> 01:33:49,601 And get to the bank? 1373 01:33:49,625 --> 01:33:51,545 And take my check book, and withdraw the money... 1374 01:33:51,569 --> 01:33:53,267 And give it you? Give me some space please. 1375 01:33:53,291 --> 01:33:56,184 Yes, yes, of course, give him some space to get to the bank. 1376 01:33:56,208 --> 01:34:02,707 My friend, you took my peace away. 1377 01:34:07,041 --> 01:34:08,540 I only have this much. 1378 01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:10,684 Give me some time, I'll return the rest. 1379 01:34:10,708 --> 01:34:12,184 How will you return it, madam? 1380 01:34:12,208 --> 01:34:16,101 Until you pay your debts no one in the market will work with you, 1381 01:34:16,125 --> 01:34:18,101 how will you get new contracts? 1382 01:34:18,125 --> 01:34:19,582 I've not run away... 1383 01:34:20,125 --> 01:34:21,540 Just trust me. 1384 01:34:25,625 --> 01:34:29,790 Ok fine... Three months and no more... 1385 01:34:30,125 --> 01:34:31,374 Thank you. 1386 01:34:31,541 --> 01:34:34,040 Let's go. God knows how many more rounds we'll have to make. 1387 01:34:45,125 --> 01:34:46,290 Hello... 1388 01:34:48,291 --> 01:34:49,540 Who do you want? 1389 01:34:55,125 --> 01:34:57,540 Who sidhwani? Which office? 1390 01:34:58,041 --> 01:34:59,999 I don't owe any sidhwani any money. 1391 01:35:01,875 --> 01:35:03,934 Mr. sidhwani, the owner of the sidhwani group. 1392 01:35:03,958 --> 01:35:06,934 We own 10 heritage hotels and resorts in rajasthan. 1393 01:35:06,958 --> 01:35:08,851 The biggest in bikaner. 1394 01:35:08,875 --> 01:35:11,184 Mr. sidhwani's daughter is getting married... 1395 01:35:11,208 --> 01:35:13,351 And he wants shaadi mubarak to plan the wedding. 1396 01:35:13,375 --> 01:35:15,957 Can you come into our office for a meeting? 1397 01:36:07,208 --> 01:36:12,476 Good afternoon, sir... So shaadi mubarak... 1398 01:36:12,500 --> 01:36:14,624 Yes sir. Sir, myself... happy wedding. 1399 01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:16,165 I don't want happy wedding. 1400 01:36:16,833 --> 01:36:18,832 Just the original shaadi mubarak. 1401 01:36:22,541 --> 01:36:25,582 To cut a long story short, my daughter preeti, 1402 01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:28,160 whose wedding it is, insists that you plan her wedding. 1403 01:36:28,184 --> 01:36:31,641 I was calling the best wedding planners from Italy, France... 1404 01:36:31,958 --> 01:36:33,684 And the uk but preeti saw your work at... 1405 01:36:33,708 --> 01:36:37,267 Pankaj and sonya's wedding and decided that... 1406 01:36:37,291 --> 01:36:39,540 Her wedding would be planned by bittoo and shruti. 1407 01:36:41,083 --> 01:36:43,957 I can handle it alone. 1408 01:36:44,166 --> 01:36:45,499 I don't need him. 1409 01:36:45,958 --> 01:36:47,040 Alone! 1410 01:36:48,541 --> 01:36:49,665 I have a file... 1411 01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:51,999 From the day you started working alone... 1412 01:36:52,250 --> 01:36:56,790 There have been electrical failures, security issues, shortages of food. 1413 01:36:58,166 --> 01:37:00,559 There can be no failures at my daughter's wedding. 1414 01:37:00,583 --> 01:37:02,915 Sir, there won't be any in my planning. 1415 01:37:03,541 --> 01:37:04,915 Bittoo Sharma... 1416 01:37:05,750 --> 01:37:08,540 Your happy wedding planning disaster list is even longer. 1417 01:37:08,750 --> 01:37:09,892 Should I read it? 1418 01:37:09,916 --> 01:37:11,374 No thank you, sir... 1419 01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:19,415 Ok, so it's better for me if you don't work together. 1420 01:37:19,958 --> 01:37:22,665 I can call on the best professionals in the world. 1421 01:37:23,083 --> 01:37:29,124 If you want the contract then work together as shaadi mubarak... 1422 01:37:29,791 --> 01:37:30,999 Or else... 1423 01:37:39,041 --> 01:37:40,415 - Sir... - No. 1424 01:37:51,541 --> 01:37:53,665 Sir I'll give you a forty percent discount. 1425 01:37:54,500 --> 01:37:56,124 Thank you, Mr. bittoo Sharma... 1426 01:37:56,541 --> 01:37:57,915 Sir fifty. 1427 01:37:58,125 --> 01:37:59,915 Fifty... percent. 1428 01:38:01,500 --> 01:38:02,915 Sir, this way please... 1429 01:38:04,166 --> 01:38:06,059 Both of you have gone crazy. 1430 01:38:06,083 --> 01:38:08,309 I'll die but I won't work with her. 1431 01:38:08,333 --> 01:38:10,040 You will die anyway. 1432 01:38:10,375 --> 01:38:12,976 I've been able to hold off your lenders for three months only... 1433 01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:14,540 Not your entire life! 1434 01:38:16,916 --> 01:38:20,082 After 90 days your bones will be lying in the gutter. 1435 01:38:20,625 --> 01:38:23,351 Now tell me if you want to finish your war with shruti... 1436 01:38:23,375 --> 01:38:24,832 Or die in the gutter? 1437 01:38:26,500 --> 01:38:27,665 Idiot. 1438 01:38:30,458 --> 01:38:33,642 Look... you started your company from this Lane. 1439 01:38:33,666 --> 01:38:37,249 Now you're stuck in a well and he is in a Ridge. 1440 01:38:37,583 --> 01:38:41,207 Let go of the past, shake hands and move on from this fight. 1441 01:38:41,875 --> 01:38:43,374 Has he brainwashed you? 1442 01:38:45,458 --> 01:38:47,582 No, no, this was my idea. 1443 01:38:48,041 --> 01:38:51,040 Anyway, he can't think of anything on his own... 1444 01:38:53,791 --> 01:38:55,082 Ok... 1445 01:38:57,375 --> 01:38:59,040 But just for one wedding... 1446 01:39:00,250 --> 01:39:01,850 Come to the office tomorrow at 8 o'clock. 1447 01:39:01,874 --> 01:39:03,184 Why your office? My office. 1448 01:39:03,208 --> 01:39:04,290 Bittoo! 1449 01:39:05,916 --> 01:39:08,499 Which company does sidhwani want for the wedding? 1450 01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:11,226 Shaadi mubarak... 1451 01:39:11,250 --> 01:39:13,915 So work will happen from the shaadi mubarak office, right? 1452 01:39:14,458 --> 01:39:16,249 Maqsood, please... 1453 01:39:20,958 --> 01:39:22,124 Idiot. 1454 01:39:46,666 --> 01:39:49,809 On time! For a good first impression? Or... 1455 01:39:49,833 --> 01:39:51,665 What first impression can there be on you! 1456 01:39:53,916 --> 01:39:56,356 I've only been able to arrange second hand furniture so far... 1457 01:39:56,750 --> 01:39:59,040 It's ok... it's only a matter of three months... 1458 01:39:59,375 --> 01:40:01,249 Hardly like I'm here permanently. 1459 01:40:04,458 --> 01:40:08,684 And I have a plan for working together for three months... 1460 01:40:08,708 --> 01:40:10,601 Without murdering each other. 1461 01:40:10,625 --> 01:40:11,934 What new plan now? 1462 01:40:11,958 --> 01:40:13,957 I've cleared up the area on top for you. 1463 01:40:14,333 --> 01:40:17,124 You can set up there... And I'll work down here. 1464 01:40:17,458 --> 01:40:19,207 Let's divide the departments too... 1465 01:40:19,500 --> 01:40:22,499 So you don't poke your nose in mine and I won't in yours. 1466 01:40:24,125 --> 01:40:26,309 Done... catering and lighting mine. 1467 01:40:26,333 --> 01:40:27,693 Music, choreography, decoration... 1468 01:40:27,717 --> 01:40:28,726 Security... design... 1469 01:40:28,750 --> 01:40:31,999 Not design... I'll do the design... You'll make some kitsch one. 1470 01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:43,207 Your work is going ahead... 1471 01:40:46,791 --> 01:40:47,999 He's right here sir. 1472 01:41:04,625 --> 01:41:06,624 Let's go. Site inspection! 1473 01:41:10,958 --> 01:41:12,999 My father got married here... 1474 01:41:13,375 --> 01:41:14,665 And then I did. 1475 01:41:15,958 --> 01:41:19,082 Now both of them will get married here too. 1476 01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:22,540 Henna, ladies' night, wedding and, send off... 1477 01:41:22,791 --> 01:41:24,915 Only the honeymoon is not from here. 1478 01:41:26,666 --> 01:41:28,101 All the guests will stay here... 1479 01:41:28,125 --> 01:41:29,790 Seven-day-long party. 1480 01:41:29,958 --> 01:41:32,142 The party will be in true shaadi mubarak style. 1481 01:41:32,166 --> 01:41:34,476 I hope you spoke to him about superstar shahrukh's dance. 1482 01:41:34,500 --> 01:41:35,624 Yes I did. 1483 01:41:36,458 --> 01:41:39,017 We can... of course... we will. 1484 01:41:39,041 --> 01:41:40,874 Even shahrukh's performance? 1485 01:41:41,291 --> 01:41:43,040 Yes, even shahrukh's performance! 1486 01:41:47,625 --> 01:41:50,040 Join by Friday... do read this... 1487 01:41:50,750 --> 01:41:52,470 It's out of town. I hope it's not a problem. 1488 01:41:52,494 --> 01:41:54,434 No, maam... Next! 1489 01:41:54,458 --> 01:41:56,138 Have you worked in wedding planning before? 1490 01:41:56,162 --> 01:41:57,842 So mr bengal, forgotten me in six months... 1491 01:41:57,866 --> 01:41:59,351 I'm bittoo from shaadi mubarak. 1492 01:41:59,375 --> 01:42:02,101 What have you done? Where have you worked? 1493 01:42:02,125 --> 01:42:04,767 Take the order... two chowmein, one veg, one chicken. 1494 01:42:04,791 --> 01:42:06,191 Have you done any event management? 1495 01:42:06,215 --> 01:42:09,547 Two manchurian, one veg, one chicken. Fried rice? 1496 01:42:10,041 --> 01:42:13,934 - No? - Ok, add one fried rice... Next. 1497 01:42:13,958 --> 01:42:21,958 Bands horns and revelry. 1498 01:42:26,625 --> 01:42:33,601 I say, I say, I will plan weddings, 1499 01:42:33,625 --> 01:42:35,101 I will make the altars, 1500 01:42:35,125 --> 01:42:36,874 I will do the dances. 1501 01:42:38,083 --> 01:42:44,267 Bands horns and revelry. 1502 01:42:44,291 --> 01:42:45,457 Tea? 1503 01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:03,184 Shruti! 1504 01:43:03,208 --> 01:43:04,415 Yes. 1505 01:43:08,708 --> 01:43:09,790 Ya... 1506 01:43:10,333 --> 01:43:11,684 I was just on my way out. 1507 01:43:11,708 --> 01:43:13,582 - Shruti! - One minute? 1508 01:43:14,041 --> 01:43:16,790 Santy will call you... Tell him about the music... 1509 01:43:17,916 --> 01:43:21,082 You're getting calls all the time, no one calls me! 1510 01:43:24,958 --> 01:43:26,332 - Yes, maqsood... - Yes... 1511 01:43:27,375 --> 01:43:29,582 Yes, the design is good. 1512 01:43:29,958 --> 01:43:32,207 I'll arrive safely. Don't worry. 1513 01:43:32,958 --> 01:43:34,124 I've called for a cab. 1514 01:43:34,375 --> 01:43:35,540 Ok, bye. 1515 01:43:36,291 --> 01:43:37,374 Shruti... 1516 01:43:42,125 --> 01:43:43,624 Got a call again? 1517 01:43:44,875 --> 01:43:45,957 Shruti! 1518 01:43:49,083 --> 01:43:53,165 Hey, wait... don't need a cab. 1519 01:43:54,291 --> 01:43:56,601 Come on... Where? 1520 01:43:56,625 --> 01:43:57,957 Home! 1521 01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:07,499 You pretend to be all classy... 1522 01:44:08,041 --> 01:44:09,809 But look at your car... It's so kitschy. 1523 01:44:09,833 --> 01:44:12,290 Not kitschy... stylish! 1524 01:44:14,666 --> 01:44:16,915 I should have run away from the shop like you did... 1525 01:44:17,458 --> 01:44:19,434 I don't know when I'll have my own car now. 1526 01:44:19,458 --> 01:44:21,249 Am I not intelligent? 1527 01:44:22,041 --> 01:44:24,207 Not intelligent... thief! 1528 01:44:31,208 --> 01:44:33,082 Changed the name plate... 1529 01:44:33,916 --> 01:44:35,124 Very nice. 1530 01:44:36,125 --> 01:44:37,332 Ok, bye. 1531 01:45:11,791 --> 01:45:13,040 So bittoo, what's the status? 1532 01:45:13,416 --> 01:45:16,142 Yes... family no 53, 54 have left... 1533 01:45:16,166 --> 01:45:18,351 55, 56's flight has been delayed... 1534 01:45:18,375 --> 01:45:19,517 Is that so? 1535 01:45:19,541 --> 01:45:22,642 And uncle-aunty no 78 have tagged two friends along. 1536 01:45:22,666 --> 01:45:24,466 In the list it's only old man and old woman... 1537 01:45:24,490 --> 01:45:25,684 Where do I fix the friends? 1538 01:45:25,708 --> 01:45:27,767 Should I bury them at the airport? 1539 01:45:27,791 --> 01:45:29,767 Let it be. If their ghost catches you, 1540 01:45:29,791 --> 01:45:31,101 you will become more unbearable. 1541 01:45:31,125 --> 01:45:33,226 So should I get them a return ticket? 1542 01:45:33,250 --> 01:45:35,726 Send them... I'll figure out something. 1543 01:45:35,750 --> 01:45:38,915 Thirty-seven arriving! Bye! Bye. 1544 01:45:41,666 --> 01:45:46,540 Bands, horns and revelry. 1545 01:45:48,208 --> 01:45:50,684 Have you sold 204 and 208 somewhere? 1546 01:45:50,708 --> 01:45:53,165 They were clicking pictures everywhere. 1547 01:45:53,375 --> 01:45:55,934 Camel photo... cow photo... 1548 01:45:55,958 --> 01:45:58,101 Donkey, owl, crow, pigeon, photo, photo, photo. 1549 01:45:58,125 --> 01:46:00,101 Why are you stressed out? Haven't you stuffed your face yet? 1550 01:46:00,125 --> 01:46:02,582 I've just eaten six, seven sandwiches, there was no time. 1551 01:46:03,000 --> 01:46:04,540 Glutton of the topmost order. 1552 01:46:05,750 --> 01:46:08,332 One minute... hello, how are you? 1553 01:46:13,083 --> 01:46:14,999 Come, come... ok, just do it... 1554 01:46:15,708 --> 01:46:17,934 Yes, yes, they will come... Hey, shruti. 1555 01:46:17,958 --> 01:46:19,082 Ok, 1556 01:46:19,708 --> 01:46:20,790 no, 1557 01:46:21,958 --> 01:46:23,892 just one second. - Guests are arriving... go and have a look! 1558 01:46:23,916 --> 01:46:25,101 Cover for me for a bit? 1559 01:46:25,125 --> 01:46:26,957 Your department... you handle it. 1560 01:46:30,958 --> 01:46:32,749 I'm a bit busy... Will call you in a bit. 1561 01:46:36,666 --> 01:46:37,976 Is this dish ok? 1562 01:46:38,000 --> 01:46:39,165 It's good. 1563 01:46:40,291 --> 01:46:41,601 It's great, now just let it be. 1564 01:46:41,625 --> 01:46:43,059 You've been at it for so long. 1565 01:46:43,083 --> 01:46:44,267 Go inside and help out. 1566 01:46:44,291 --> 01:46:46,351 Don't waste time. Take this plate. 1567 01:46:46,375 --> 01:46:48,665 So this is your canopy... not bad. 1568 01:46:49,583 --> 01:46:52,832 It will look cooler once my lighting comes in. 1569 01:46:53,000 --> 01:46:55,642 Let it be... my canopy will glow even in the dark. 1570 01:46:55,666 --> 01:46:58,249 You need to get off the phone to complete the canopy. 1571 01:47:01,833 --> 01:47:03,457 Yes, sir... shruti kakkar... 1572 01:47:17,125 --> 01:47:18,415 Who was it? 1573 01:47:20,750 --> 01:47:21,976 Shahrukh's got a fracture. 1574 01:47:22,000 --> 01:47:23,184 What? 1575 01:47:23,208 --> 01:47:24,434 No way! 1576 01:47:24,458 --> 01:47:25,540 It's the leg. 1577 01:47:26,333 --> 01:47:28,559 But I've already told the guests. 1578 01:47:28,583 --> 01:47:30,415 Preeti, did you hear? 1579 01:47:30,750 --> 01:47:34,915 Daddy, everything is spoiled... My entire wedding is spoiled. 1580 01:47:36,583 --> 01:47:38,809 Please excuse my interference, but what 1581 01:47:38,833 --> 01:47:42,290 would shahrukh have done had he come? Married you? 1582 01:47:43,000 --> 01:47:45,124 Vowed to love you till eternity? 1583 01:47:45,583 --> 01:47:47,790 He's not going to take any such vows. 1584 01:47:49,708 --> 01:47:50,999 Mr. vikram will. 1585 01:47:52,416 --> 01:47:54,332 He is your shahrukh Khan... 1586 01:47:59,083 --> 01:48:00,767 What will shahrukh do by coming here? 1587 01:48:00,791 --> 01:48:03,665 Some dancing, singing... Just leave all that to us, 1588 01:48:04,125 --> 01:48:06,101 we will put on such a show that, 1589 01:48:06,125 --> 01:48:08,434 your friends will forget all about shahrukh. 1590 01:48:08,458 --> 01:48:12,434 But everyone is expecting a shahrukh-level rocking performance. 1591 01:48:12,458 --> 01:48:14,601 You haven't seen our level yet. 1592 01:48:14,625 --> 01:48:18,040 Don't worry... in fact, just leave it to us. 1593 01:48:19,500 --> 01:48:21,624 Where did you copy the 'love till eternity' line from? 1594 01:48:22,041 --> 01:48:23,540 My original. 1595 01:48:23,791 --> 01:48:25,101 Bittoo! 1596 01:48:25,125 --> 01:48:26,559 From an English picture. 1597 01:48:26,583 --> 01:48:27,934 I knew it wasn't original. 1598 01:48:27,958 --> 01:48:29,582 The audience clapped, right? 1599 01:48:30,000 --> 01:48:31,124 Full on... 1600 01:48:32,708 --> 01:48:34,999 Inside you showed them an English film? 1601 01:48:35,291 --> 01:48:36,892 What will you show them at night? 1602 01:48:36,916 --> 01:48:39,415 Not me alone... you too. 1603 01:48:39,750 --> 01:48:40,934 What! 1604 01:48:40,958 --> 01:48:44,290 Original bittoo shruti from the kitschy hinterland. 1605 01:48:54,416 --> 01:48:56,851 Love is splendid. 1606 01:48:56,875 --> 01:48:59,124 Love is profound. 1607 01:49:13,416 --> 01:49:16,101 It's a euphoria. 1608 01:49:16,125 --> 01:49:18,499 It's riveting. 1609 01:49:23,208 --> 01:49:27,332 Heart's a nomad. 1610 01:49:27,833 --> 01:49:30,540 It's mesmerising. 1611 01:49:30,666 --> 01:49:33,207 It's riveting. 1612 01:49:37,666 --> 01:49:41,040 Heart's a nomad. 1613 01:49:41,958 --> 01:49:44,517 I have given myself to you. 1614 01:49:44,541 --> 01:49:46,934 I've lost everything to you. 1615 01:49:46,958 --> 01:49:49,392 I have given myself to you. 1616 01:49:49,416 --> 01:49:51,767 I've lost everything to you. 1617 01:49:51,791 --> 01:49:56,892 My heart is not mine. 1618 01:49:56,916 --> 01:49:59,392 It's crazy for you. 1619 01:49:59,416 --> 01:50:01,684 It's a euphoria. 1620 01:50:01,708 --> 01:50:04,249 It's riveting. 1621 01:50:08,416 --> 01:50:10,726 Oh, the moon so far. 1622 01:50:10,750 --> 01:50:13,851 I am just a lone star. 1623 01:50:13,875 --> 01:50:16,290 It's mesmerising. 1624 01:50:52,666 --> 01:50:54,665 Love is an enigma, 1625 01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:56,915 love is a mystery. 1626 01:50:57,375 --> 01:51:02,957 Lanes of love are like the deep blue sea. 1627 01:51:06,166 --> 01:51:08,707 Love is an enigma, 1628 01:51:09,250 --> 01:51:11,415 love is a mystery. 1629 01:51:11,791 --> 01:51:15,726 Lanes of love are like the deep blue sea. 1630 01:51:15,750 --> 01:51:18,142 I am drowning yet floating. 1631 01:51:18,166 --> 01:51:20,874 I am a waif, I am nothing. 1632 01:51:25,333 --> 01:51:33,017 My heart is not mine, it's crazy for you. 1633 01:51:33,041 --> 01:51:35,267 It's a euphoria. 1634 01:51:35,291 --> 01:51:37,790 It's riveting. 1635 01:51:52,041 --> 01:51:54,392 Fall in love. 1636 01:51:54,416 --> 01:51:56,892 Sink in love. 1637 01:51:56,916 --> 01:51:59,332 Die in love. 1638 01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:03,976 Fall in love. 1639 01:52:04,000 --> 01:52:06,517 Sink in love. 1640 01:52:06,541 --> 01:52:08,999 Die in love. 1641 01:52:30,958 --> 01:52:35,374 God is my only friend. 1642 01:52:35,750 --> 01:52:41,290 In love I've lost my life. 1643 01:52:45,125 --> 01:52:49,976 God is my only friend. 1644 01:52:50,000 --> 01:52:54,059 I've lost everything to you. 1645 01:52:54,083 --> 01:52:56,642 Yet my lover's yard, 1646 01:52:56,666 --> 01:52:58,726 is better than the temple of god. 1647 01:52:58,750 --> 01:53:01,226 Yet my lover's yard, 1648 01:53:01,250 --> 01:53:03,476 is better than the temple of god. 1649 01:53:03,500 --> 01:53:11,309 My heart is not mine, it's crazy for you. 1650 01:53:11,333 --> 01:53:13,415 It's a euphoria. 1651 01:53:13,625 --> 01:53:16,499 It's riveting. 1652 01:53:20,500 --> 01:53:22,809 Oh, the moon so far. 1653 01:53:22,833 --> 01:53:25,726 I am just a lone star. 1654 01:53:25,750 --> 01:53:28,082 It's a euphoria. 1655 01:53:28,208 --> 01:53:30,707 It's riveting. 1656 01:54:11,708 --> 01:54:15,290 Mr. bittoo, mr bittoo Khan... Let's go and set the plates up. 1657 01:54:15,458 --> 01:54:17,582 They will be screaming for dinner in a minute. 1658 01:54:20,583 --> 01:54:22,165 The lighting looks great. 1659 01:54:22,583 --> 01:54:25,143 I just hope that the flowers don't wither by tomorrow... but I... 1660 01:54:25,167 --> 01:54:27,124 Oh, just let this Taj Mahal be. 1661 01:54:27,291 --> 01:54:30,351 So Mr. shahrukh Khan, have your guests eaten? 1662 01:54:30,375 --> 01:54:32,351 Yes, yes, they have. You should eat too... 1663 01:54:32,375 --> 01:54:34,335 So that the breakfast team can begin preparations. 1664 01:54:34,359 --> 01:54:37,226 It's perfect, maqsood. Come on, let's eat. 1665 01:54:37,250 --> 01:54:40,767 Thank god, at least she said 'perfect' for once. 1666 01:54:40,791 --> 01:54:43,851 I was thinking that these altars will turn into my grave. 1667 01:54:43,875 --> 01:54:46,290 Shruti. One minute... 1668 01:54:51,416 --> 01:54:52,707 Sit down... 1669 01:54:55,583 --> 01:54:57,082 Listen to the plan for the future. 1670 01:54:58,458 --> 01:55:00,290 Enough of the i-spy. 1671 01:55:01,208 --> 01:55:04,207 Happy wedding is finished, 1672 01:55:04,958 --> 01:55:06,290 from now on only shaadi mubarak. 1673 01:55:08,416 --> 01:55:09,559 Not possible, bittoo. 1674 01:55:09,583 --> 01:55:12,999 No, bittoo... I have decided. Decision's taken. 1675 01:55:13,916 --> 01:55:16,165 We can't work together. 1676 01:55:17,916 --> 01:55:19,976 Last time we planned a wedding for 30 million, 1677 01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:22,582 you created an issue and broke up the partnership. 1678 01:55:23,166 --> 01:55:26,124 Now we have doubled it, you are moving away. 1679 01:55:27,208 --> 01:55:28,517 What is the problem? 1680 01:55:28,541 --> 01:55:30,749 You really like this snakes and ladders game? 1681 01:55:35,875 --> 01:55:39,374 Together we have organised such a big wedding so well. 1682 01:55:40,208 --> 01:55:41,582 We are a great team, 1683 01:55:42,750 --> 01:55:44,290 and you are ruining it. 1684 01:55:44,958 --> 01:55:48,207 I am not going to let it happen... I am not. 1685 01:55:51,875 --> 01:55:53,082 Are you done talking? 1686 01:55:54,125 --> 01:55:55,267 Now may I? 1687 01:55:55,291 --> 01:55:56,434 Go for it... say anything... 1688 01:55:56,458 --> 01:55:58,684 Just don't say we can't work together. 1689 01:55:58,708 --> 01:56:00,148 Any other conditions are ok with me. 1690 01:56:00,172 --> 01:56:01,796 I am getting married in two months, 1691 01:56:02,000 --> 01:56:03,374 to chetan. 1692 01:56:03,958 --> 01:56:07,749 He stays in Dubai, and after the wedding I'll move. 1693 01:56:16,791 --> 01:56:20,374 You... you... 1694 01:56:21,500 --> 01:56:25,582 You've gone mad. You can't marry. 1695 01:56:27,250 --> 01:56:28,457 Why not? 1696 01:56:30,083 --> 01:56:32,374 And to chetan I can... 1697 01:56:33,875 --> 01:56:35,374 He is educated, 1698 01:56:36,125 --> 01:56:37,749 sophisticated, 1699 01:56:38,791 --> 01:56:40,124 he is the right guy. 1700 01:56:40,333 --> 01:56:43,832 Nothing is right... it's all wrong. Totally wrong. 1701 01:56:44,333 --> 01:56:46,184 Right... it is right. 1702 01:56:46,208 --> 01:56:48,957 Wrong, wrong, wrong... 1703 01:56:49,625 --> 01:56:51,415 Why do you think it's wrong? 1704 01:56:51,666 --> 01:56:52,957 Give me a reason. 1705 01:56:53,375 --> 01:56:56,957 Because wrong is wrong, and wrong cannot be right. 1706 01:56:59,791 --> 01:57:00,999 Chetan... 1707 01:57:01,791 --> 01:57:05,790 Oh, so it's that jackass who is calling you again and again. 1708 01:57:07,291 --> 01:57:09,415 Fine! Keep answering his calls. 1709 01:57:09,708 --> 01:57:12,040 Hello chetan, how are you? 1710 01:57:12,750 --> 01:57:13,976 A problem has come up, 1711 01:57:14,000 --> 01:57:17,790 I'll call you a bit later. Ok, bye. 1712 01:57:17,958 --> 01:57:19,101 Bittoo... 1713 01:57:19,125 --> 01:57:23,415 Wrong... it's all wrong. Completely wrong. 1714 01:57:42,833 --> 01:57:44,665 Bittoo... what are you guys doing? 1715 01:57:45,166 --> 01:57:46,309 Puneet, get off! 1716 01:57:46,333 --> 01:57:47,851 I'll break your legs if you get off. 1717 01:57:47,875 --> 01:57:50,476 You're getting wet... for no reason... bittoo tell them. 1718 01:57:50,500 --> 01:57:52,457 Let us do our job... Just go from here. 1719 01:57:53,916 --> 01:57:57,374 Anju, what are you doing here? Leave it... and go. 1720 01:57:59,833 --> 01:58:01,476 - Let it go, bittoo. - Move... 1721 01:58:01,500 --> 01:58:02,642 You'll fall ill. 1722 01:58:02,666 --> 01:58:03,851 Let me do my job. 1723 01:58:03,875 --> 01:58:05,115 There is no point in saving it. 1724 01:58:05,139 --> 01:58:09,267 Just go... Just get off... get off. 1725 01:58:09,291 --> 01:58:10,957 Hurry up. 1726 01:58:17,000 --> 01:58:18,249 Come inside. 1727 01:58:21,250 --> 01:58:23,457 Go in and dry yourselves... hurry. 1728 01:58:32,291 --> 01:58:35,290 Let it be... we'll make another one. 1729 01:58:42,250 --> 01:58:43,999 You were asking for a reason... 1730 01:58:45,625 --> 01:58:46,999 Shaadi mubarak. 1731 01:58:48,291 --> 01:58:50,124 It's taken so much effort to set up, 1732 01:58:50,541 --> 01:58:52,582 and now you are running off to Dubai. 1733 01:58:54,666 --> 01:58:56,332 What's to become of shaadi mubarak? 1734 01:58:56,708 --> 01:58:58,749 Chetan has no problem with my business... 1735 01:58:59,916 --> 01:59:02,790 I told you, he's the right guy. 1736 01:59:03,666 --> 01:59:05,226 I'll set up shaadi mubarak in Dubai. 1737 01:59:05,250 --> 01:59:06,851 It will drown in Dubai! 1738 01:59:06,875 --> 01:59:08,040 What's it to you, 1739 01:59:08,500 --> 01:59:10,374 if it sinks or floats? 1740 01:59:11,208 --> 01:59:12,707 It's my problem. Okay? 1741 01:59:13,041 --> 01:59:21,041 You are lost along the way, my friend. 1742 01:59:23,375 --> 01:59:27,726 Why have you turned a stranger, my friend? 1743 01:59:27,750 --> 01:59:29,601 Bittoo. What do we do for breakfast? 1744 01:59:29,625 --> 01:59:31,749 Hurry up, there's no time... 1745 02:00:00,208 --> 02:00:01,499 What about uncle and aunty? 1746 02:00:01,666 --> 02:00:02,809 What? 1747 02:00:02,833 --> 02:00:05,851 You will go to Dubai... what will they do with out you? 1748 02:00:05,875 --> 02:00:07,184 Both are very happy together... 1749 02:00:07,208 --> 02:00:08,568 And I'm not going to Antarctica... 1750 02:00:08,592 --> 02:00:09,976 Dubai is three hours away. 1751 02:00:10,000 --> 02:00:12,040 Don't worry, nothing will happen to them. 1752 02:00:12,583 --> 02:00:16,915 Ok, start placing the pillows... Hurry up. 1753 02:00:21,041 --> 02:00:22,624 Dubai won't suit you. 1754 02:00:23,208 --> 02:00:24,832 You can't wear jeans and skirts. 1755 02:00:25,208 --> 02:00:26,934 Too much heat, too much dust. 1756 02:00:26,958 --> 02:00:30,374 Bittoo, any other reason? Solid one? 1757 02:00:32,083 --> 02:00:35,749 If not, leave and let me do my work. 1758 02:00:52,375 --> 02:00:53,582 What happened? 1759 02:00:53,750 --> 02:00:55,082 I have cracked the reason... 1760 02:00:57,625 --> 02:00:59,915 That jackass is marrying you... 1761 02:01:01,000 --> 02:01:03,290 He is done for. Chetan's had it. 1762 02:01:04,666 --> 02:01:07,374 Don't listen to me. Go get married. 1763 02:01:08,208 --> 02:01:10,665 But your anger won't die down. 1764 02:01:15,958 --> 02:01:17,165 What anger? 1765 02:01:17,541 --> 02:01:19,249 What are you talking about? 1766 02:01:19,458 --> 02:01:21,809 Let it be... now that you've already decided... 1767 02:01:21,833 --> 02:01:23,332 What difference can my talk make? 1768 02:01:24,083 --> 02:01:25,374 Just say it... quickly... 1769 02:01:25,708 --> 02:01:28,457 You are taking revenge on me by marrying that jackass, right? 1770 02:01:28,791 --> 02:01:30,726 Chetan! Show some respect, 1771 02:01:30,750 --> 02:01:32,310 you are speaking of my future husband... 1772 02:01:32,583 --> 02:01:34,082 And why would I seek revenge on you? 1773 02:01:34,500 --> 02:01:39,165 You lied... actually you had fallen in love with me... 1774 02:01:40,083 --> 02:01:44,540 And I paid you no heed and that's what angered you. 1775 02:01:45,416 --> 02:01:48,124 To punish me you are marrying that jackass... 1776 02:01:48,791 --> 02:01:50,582 Correct, isn't it? 1777 02:01:51,208 --> 02:01:54,040 Shruti, where should i place this dj set-up? 1778 02:01:54,791 --> 02:01:56,207 Tell me quickly please. 1779 02:01:58,375 --> 02:02:00,249 At least answer my question. 1780 02:02:01,833 --> 02:02:03,851 Oh, there's a new problem, 1781 02:02:03,875 --> 02:02:05,790 the chicken hasn't arrived yet. 1782 02:02:06,250 --> 02:02:08,665 Hurry up. 1783 02:02:10,000 --> 02:02:12,976 Just this much... don't increase it. 1784 02:02:13,000 --> 02:02:15,790 Play some English music, there are lots of foreigners here. 1785 02:02:17,500 --> 02:02:18,707 Answer me... 1786 02:02:20,416 --> 02:02:22,415 You had fallen in love with me... 1787 02:02:24,541 --> 02:02:26,290 You are just embarrassed to admit it. 1788 02:02:26,958 --> 02:02:29,392 Shruti kakkar, the strong woman, 1789 02:02:29,416 --> 02:02:31,582 how could she get trapped in emotions... ya? 1790 02:02:34,791 --> 02:02:37,957 Love and business do not go hand in hand... 1791 02:02:38,250 --> 02:02:40,142 Your famous business rule... 1792 02:02:40,166 --> 02:02:41,499 You broke the rule... 1793 02:02:41,791 --> 02:02:44,351 You fell in love... What could I do? 1794 02:02:44,375 --> 02:02:46,999 Leave all my work and attend to your feelings? 1795 02:02:47,208 --> 02:02:49,874 Why are you punishing me? It's your mistake... no? 1796 02:02:51,291 --> 02:02:52,767 Bittoo, I have to get ready... this is not the time for this nonsense. 1797 02:02:52,791 --> 02:02:55,457 This is the best time... Answer me... 1798 02:02:59,833 --> 02:03:01,249 Always wrong timing... 1799 02:03:01,958 --> 02:03:04,438 I've not yet got an answer to my question, and he is calling... 1800 02:03:05,166 --> 02:03:07,082 Who gave you permission to cut my phone... 1801 02:03:07,291 --> 02:03:08,476 How dare you? 1802 02:03:08,500 --> 02:03:10,332 I don't need anyone's permission. 1803 02:03:12,458 --> 02:03:20,458 Answer my question first. Answer me. Leave the phone. 1804 02:03:28,833 --> 02:03:33,832 That's enough. 1805 02:03:38,208 --> 02:03:42,499 You think the entire world revolves around you. 1806 02:03:44,791 --> 02:03:47,499 Your answer... Your punishment. 1807 02:03:48,500 --> 02:03:50,624 I am getting married for myself... 1808 02:03:51,333 --> 02:03:53,207 For my safe secure future... 1809 02:03:53,958 --> 02:03:55,374 For my parents... 1810 02:03:56,291 --> 02:03:58,124 They want to see me settled... 1811 02:03:59,541 --> 02:04:03,540 I'm marrying a guy who is the perfect life partner for me. 1812 02:04:04,208 --> 02:04:06,040 With whom I'll be happy. 1813 02:04:09,583 --> 02:04:10,665 Yes... 1814 02:04:11,000 --> 02:04:12,290 I made a mistake... 1815 02:04:13,208 --> 02:04:14,874 I fell in love with you... 1816 02:04:16,666 --> 02:04:19,790 Shruti kakkar was glued to the business rulebook... 1817 02:04:20,375 --> 02:04:22,165 Everything was planned! 1818 02:04:23,583 --> 02:04:25,332 But I planned using my brain, 1819 02:04:25,916 --> 02:04:27,582 and discounted the heart. 1820 02:04:28,083 --> 02:04:29,582 I fell in love with you... 1821 02:04:31,291 --> 02:04:33,124 If you did not, you did not. 1822 02:04:35,083 --> 02:04:37,290 You think I'll chase you for revenge? 1823 02:04:39,000 --> 02:04:41,124 I'm not a child like you! 1824 02:04:42,791 --> 02:04:44,082 Got your answer? 1825 02:04:44,541 --> 02:04:45,665 Happy? 1826 02:04:46,708 --> 02:04:49,874 Shruti loves you and you paid no heed to her... 1827 02:04:50,500 --> 02:04:52,124 Now are you a hero? 1828 02:04:53,583 --> 02:04:56,457 Is that why you were after an answer? 1829 02:05:14,958 --> 02:05:16,540 Hello... how are you? 1830 02:05:17,416 --> 02:05:19,207 No it got cut by mistake. 1831 02:05:31,333 --> 02:05:39,333 My friend 1832 02:06:32,750 --> 02:06:34,434 I've checked the lights... 1833 02:06:34,458 --> 02:06:36,458 Everything is fit just dimmer number six is gone... 1834 02:06:36,482 --> 02:06:38,397 Should I put all tube lights on number five? 1835 02:06:39,125 --> 02:06:43,749 Sir, are you ok? 1836 02:06:46,083 --> 02:06:47,415 I am a bloody donkey. 1837 02:09:03,750 --> 02:09:04,874 Hello, chetan... 1838 02:09:06,000 --> 02:09:07,124 I'm bittoo... 1839 02:09:07,833 --> 02:09:10,207 Wake the f*** up... Something important. 1840 02:09:22,250 --> 02:09:24,457 Hello... how are you? 1841 02:09:31,125 --> 02:09:32,207 What? 1842 02:09:36,000 --> 02:09:37,124 What did he say? 1843 02:09:41,750 --> 02:09:42,957 Really? 1844 02:09:44,083 --> 02:09:49,040 I'll speak to him right now. How dare he? Idiot. 1845 02:09:50,916 --> 02:09:53,832 Chetan, control... 1846 02:09:54,375 --> 02:09:59,749 I'll beat him to a pulp. You don't swear. Take it easy... 1847 02:10:32,708 --> 02:10:34,665 - You called chetan? - Yes. 1848 02:10:34,875 --> 02:10:36,715 You told him to step aside... Shruti is mine... 1849 02:10:36,739 --> 02:10:37,863 Obviously! 1850 02:10:38,625 --> 02:10:39,809 Why did you tell him that? 1851 02:10:39,833 --> 02:10:41,476 I thought, let me put him aside first, 1852 02:10:41,500 --> 02:10:42,976 or else he will keep calling... 1853 02:10:43,000 --> 02:10:44,832 And we won't be able to talk. 1854 02:10:45,583 --> 02:10:46,767 Tell me 1855 02:10:46,791 --> 02:10:49,415 whatever you told him... Say it to my face. 1856 02:10:50,291 --> 02:10:53,726 I am a fool, an idiot, a donkey. 1857 02:10:53,750 --> 02:10:56,332 Everyone knows that... Say something new. 1858 02:10:57,916 --> 02:11:00,290 I am a fool, to have run away from your love. 1859 02:11:02,041 --> 02:11:06,457 I am an idiot who thought that love would ruin my career, 1860 02:11:08,249 --> 02:11:09,809 and when I actually realised everything, 1861 02:11:09,833 --> 02:11:13,124 I tried to play the 'shaadi mubarak' card. 1862 02:11:15,458 --> 02:11:17,332 But you are a bigger fool than I am, 1863 02:11:18,041 --> 02:11:20,322 you taught me everything about business with so much love, 1864 02:11:20,346 --> 02:11:22,466 you could have taught me about love with as much love. 1865 02:11:23,583 --> 02:11:26,582 You were in a hurry to find the right life partner... 1866 02:11:27,166 --> 02:11:30,040 And who did you find? That jackass! 1867 02:11:32,541 --> 02:11:35,915 If you don't want to make me your business partner then so be it. 1868 02:11:37,291 --> 02:11:39,332 But don't keep me away from you. 1869 02:11:42,750 --> 02:11:45,082 There is no fun in life without you, 1870 02:11:46,250 --> 02:11:49,915 not looking at girls, nor chowmein or tea. 1871 02:11:52,333 --> 02:11:55,665 Work with you is fun, and even hanging out with you is fun. 1872 02:11:58,125 --> 02:12:02,540 I can work only because you smile and say 'very good'. 1873 02:12:04,416 --> 02:12:07,165 Even my own father never bothered to say 'good' to me. 1874 02:12:09,708 --> 02:12:12,582 Till there was happiness in life, business was good. 1875 02:12:13,000 --> 02:12:15,707 When the happiness vanished, business also sank. 1876 02:12:18,541 --> 02:12:22,249 If this happiness is called love, then I am not afraid of it. 1877 02:12:23,166 --> 02:12:27,665 I will give you lots and lots of love and take lots and lots from you. 1878 02:12:28,916 --> 02:12:30,290 Tell me, will you give me love? 1879 02:12:37,208 --> 02:12:38,582 No way... 1880 02:12:39,541 --> 02:12:41,207 One minute... 1881 02:12:42,833 --> 02:12:45,582 How are you? 1882 02:12:47,958 --> 02:12:50,624 How can you be good? 1883 02:12:52,208 --> 02:12:56,290 Bittoo's an idiot to have blasted you. 1884 02:12:57,833 --> 02:12:59,624 Yes, that's been sorted. 1885 02:13:03,375 --> 02:13:05,290 I am getting into a partnership with bittoo... 1886 02:13:07,791 --> 02:13:09,874 And this time it's for life. 1887 02:13:10,833 --> 02:13:14,624 If he tries any tricks i am going to break his legs, 1888 02:13:16,125 --> 02:13:17,624 but not the partnership. 1889 02:13:20,208 --> 02:13:24,457 Now, obviously our wedding is cancelled. 1890 02:13:31,375 --> 02:13:32,601 He cut it. 1891 02:13:32,625 --> 02:13:34,351 How dare he cut off your call? 1892 02:13:34,375 --> 02:13:35,559 What are you doing? 1893 02:13:35,583 --> 02:13:37,623 You didn't finish speaking and he cut off your call. 1894 02:13:37,647 --> 02:13:40,438 How does it matter? Forget chetan. 1895 02:13:41,458 --> 02:13:43,040 Ok, I've forgotten him. 1896 02:13:46,583 --> 02:13:49,517 Finish the business you started. 1897 02:13:49,541 --> 02:13:50,976 Business? 1898 02:13:51,000 --> 02:13:54,790 What you were saying... after that? 1899 02:13:55,833 --> 02:13:58,874 I've spoken full and final... Nothing beyond that... 1900 02:13:59,583 --> 02:14:00,749 Nothing? 1901 02:14:03,541 --> 02:14:06,082 Do I have to teach you everything in life? 1902 02:14:54,208 --> 02:14:57,309 Hello? - No one can find shruti... do you know where she is? 1903 02:14:57,333 --> 02:14:58,517 Why should I tell you? 1904 02:14:58,541 --> 02:15:00,309 Preeti maam has broken her heel... 1905 02:15:00,333 --> 02:15:01,915 Is shruti maam a cobbler? 1906 02:15:04,916 --> 02:15:07,142 Preeti maam is crying about her broken heel. 1907 02:15:07,166 --> 02:15:09,374 I am on my way. Hurry up please. 1908 02:15:09,916 --> 02:15:11,476 Tell her not to worry... I am on my way. 1909 02:15:11,500 --> 02:15:12,916 Ok.141143