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Previously
on "The Mentalist"...

Man: He says
his name is Patrick Jane.
- Never met him.

- Did he say why he came in?
- Just that he wants to talk to you.

Mr. Jane!

Teresa Lisbon, that's, uh--
that's a nice name.

We always thought that you
and Lisbon would,

you know, get together.
- Mm!

Jane and Lisbon.
Yeah, right.

And voilà!

- So, you're gonna build
us a house?
- It's a start.

- I need to know that you're
committed to this, to us.
- I am.

Then are you gonna
take off your wedding ring?

I have a guy who's saying things
about the murders.

Well, what is he saying, Wylie?

He's a psychic.

I saw that the killer
is gonna kill again. Tonight.

Lisbon: Why would the killer care
if Gabriel was a real psychic?

Patrick: He wants one
for some reason,

and Gabriel didn't
pass the test.

Welcome back to "Austin Today."
I'm Dan Glover.

And with me is Patrick Jane,

a psychic who works
with the FBI.

I'm just trying to help my
colleagues understand this man.

Man: How would you
describe him?

I would say that
he's obviously angry,

Probably in a lot of pain.

Lazarus. Interesting name.

Lazarus:
He rose from the dead. So I hear.

I saw you on TV.
You said you know things.

He's in there.

Jane. Hey.

[ coughs ]

Can you stand up?

[ coughs ]

[ coughs ]

[ indistinct conversations ]

You Agent Tork?

Yeah. You guys done
looking around in there?

'Cause we're just sitting
on our hands out here.

There's nothing we could find.
It's a mess in there.

But the structure's sound.
Your people can go in. Have fun.

Thanks.

All right, listen up.

It's been reported
there are two bodies

in the basement of this house.

There may also be evidence

pertaining to as many
as 10 homicides committed

by the recently deceased
individual known as Lazarus,

real name Joseph Keller.

We want to put
these cases to bed,

so that means break out
the fine-toothed combs.

Let's go.

[ exhales sharply ]

[ birds chirping ]

How's your head?

- Oh, hey.
- Hi.

It's fine.

Ears are still ringing
a little,

but, uh, just getting ready
for the remodel.

- I brought sandwiches.
- Those are the magic words.

Come with me.

[ insects chirping ]

Is it me,
or does it seem like

the house slants
a little bit to the left?

Optical illusion.

You're not wearing
your wedding ring.

I'm not married.

The ground is slanty,
so it makes the structure look

like it's leaning, but it is,
in fact, not.

It's just
an optical illusion.

Slanty, huh?

Yeah.
Technical term.

This ring has been with me
for a very long time, and, uh...

...it has obvious significance
with my past.

It also represents...

...meeting you.

If I didn't have this ring,
I would never have met you.

So in a sense, uh...

it has the potential
to represent my future, as well.

And I-I'm not expecting
you would ever wear it,

but I want to share it
with you,

and...

...I want it to represent
our future... Together.

I want you
to be my wife.

Will you marry me?

Okay. [ laughs ]

Yes, yes. [ laughs ]

Yes? Excellent.

[ laughs ]

I'm glad that's dealt with.
I was a little nervous.

Oh, come on.
You knew I was gonna say yes.

No, even after all these years,
you're still a mystery to me.

Oh, yeah?
[ chuckles ]
Thank you.

♪♪♪

Hey, guys,
how's the Lazarus case going?

Keller's house is being
processed right now.

Tork's on the scene.
We're just squaring
away the paperwork.

Oh, good.
Good, good, good.

All right.

Do you guys need anything?
Can I help?

Mm... No,
not really.

Look, you know,
old job's over.

New job hasn't begun.

You know, I'm just spinning
my wheels here. [ chuckles ]

[ knock on door ]

- Hey.
- Hey, guys.

So, um... We wanted you
to be the first to know.

Um... Yeah.

We're getting married.

Hey!
[ laughter ]

- I told you.
- No, you didn't.

Congratulations.

Oh, man!
That's wonderful.

- That's awesome.
- When's the big day?
- Thank you.

Eh, no big day.
I don't want any wedding fuss.

Oh, we're just gonna
slip away quietly

in the next couple
of days.

All right.
[ chuckles ]

♪ It's not unusual
to be loved by anyone ♪

♪ It's not unusual to have fun
with anyone ♪

♪ but when I see you
hanging around with anyone ♪

♪ It's not unusual
to see me cry ♪

♪ I want to die ♪

[ groans ]

♪ It's not unusual
to go out anytime ♪

Woman: Hi. How are you?
Woman #2: Good. How are you?

Good.
[ cash register whirring ]

♪ but when I see you out
and about, it's such a crime ♪
[ indistinct conversation ]

♪ if you should ever
want to be loved by anyone ♪
[ sighs ]

Thank you.
Have a nice day. Thank you.

♪ It's not unusual,
it happens every day ♪

[ bell jingles ]

Oh, my lord. Sir?

I'm good. [ sighs ]

That darn barbecue,
I swear.

[ sniffs ]

These are two for one, right?

Yay! Hey-hey! Hey! That's awesome!

Yeah!

Hey, even this guy's
happy about it, right?

Whoo! Yeah, congrats.

[ baby cries] Whoa!

Oh, hi!

Hey. Hey! Congratulations!

Somebody
went number two.

Thanks. Ohh, yeah. All right.

Uh, so, anyway, did you tell--
uh, did you tell Tommy yet?

Eh, he's chasing
a bail jumper in Alaska.

I left him a message.

Eh, well,
you snooze, you lose.

We're gonna miss him
at the bachelor party, though.

There is no bachelor party.

We're getting married
the day after tomorrow,

Just me and Jane
and the justice of the peace.

No big wedding, no guests.

Uh... Oh.

But... Family, right?

Yeah, family.
[ chuckling ] Yeah.

No, it's just us.
We want to get married quietly.

Well, so,
we'll be quiet.

But we're gonna be there, T.
I mean, no argument.

Hey, Stan, hold it.
It's her deal, her choice.

You know,
she wants to do it that way,

- Then let her do it.
- What are you saying, you mook?

Guys, come on.

If we're not there,
Mom's gonna spin in her grave

like a freaking crankshaft.
Oh, my God.

She'll be crying
for shame

that our sister,
our only sister--

Oh, would you can it,
please, Stan?

Teresa just said
she don't want us there.

Why would you
want to be there

if she doesn't
want us there? I mean--

You're a sad, bitter man,
Jimmy Lisbon.

Well, I-I smile through it.
Don't you ever--

I smile
through the sadness.

Stop it.
He's doing it again.

I got stronger, though. Ever since
he was a little kid--

Ohh! It's just--
it cuts to the airflow!

Yeah.

Don't worry.

Don't worry
about what?

You're worried
that I'm gonna be upset

Because you invited
your brothers to our marriage.

How did you know that?

When we're married,

do you think you might
stop asking that question?

It's okay, isn't it? They're family.

Thank you.
It means a lot to them.

Of course.

[ sighs ]
Since my brothers are coming,

It feels...
funny not to invite

just a couple of members
from the team.

No, no. You know what?
You're right.

We should keep it small--
small. Just my brothers.

Eh, fine. Invite away.

We're gonna need
a few more guests

just to dilute the alcohol content.
- Thank you.

Just three or four, though.

Where do we draw the line?

Well, that's why we decided
not to invite anyone.

I know. I know.
I'm sorry.

It's just--
here we are.

[ laughs ]
Here we are.

What?
[ laughing ]

Oh, look, I'm just gonna
surrender to fate, all right?

So be it.
Big, huge, massive wedding.

No, just 8 or 9
very close friends

at the courthouse--
9 or 10,

and then we can go
to O'Malley's bar afterwards.

12 tops.

Or we could go to a restaurant.
No big deal.

It's not like we're hiring
a caterer.

- We don't have a gift registry
or anything.
- Sure. Okay.

- Where are you going?
- Well, I have to get you a ring.

I already have one.

That is for us.

You need one for you.

- I do?
- You do.

All right, well,
shouldn't I come with you?

Isn't that how
you're supposed to do it?

No, I think
we'll waste time bickering.

Besides,
I have better taste.

- You think you do.
- You'll see.

N-nothing too gauche.

Bye!

- Hey, boss.
- Hey.

[ laughs ] The less I have
to do, the more coffee I drink.

So, do you and Lena want to come
and watch us get married?

Oh. Uh, Lena went to
a trade conference in Prague,

But, uh... You know,
I'd be honored.

I thought you guys
weren't having any guests.

Well, we kind of changed
our minds.

It's just gonna be
a few people-- a dozen, 15.

All right. I'm there.
Where and when?

We don't know yet.
It's nothing fancy.

Oh, well, you have to have it
at our house. I insist.

We have the perfect spot
for a casual wedding. Really?

Hmm. I'd be thrilled.

That is so nice
of you.

[ chuckles ]

- What's up?
- Some surprise, huh?

I didn't see
the wedding thing coming.

It wasn't that hard to guess.

Something on your mind?

No.

Actually, yes.

Someone might get in touch
with you

about me requesting
a transfer.

I just wanted you to hear it
from me first.

- A transfer where?
- Salt Lake.

Office there is starting
a cyber-crime initiative.

They're looking
for people.

It's desk work,
but it's more my speed, I think.

Uh, let's face it,
I didn't do that well

when we were
going after Keller.

It's not easy being
in the bullpen.

Michelle's desk
is right there, and...

Anyway, I think a change of pace
would be good.

Plus, you're gonna be
rebuilding the team.

This will pretty much give you
a blank slate.

Come here.

What?
Come here.

Ow!

Stop feeling sorry
for yourself.

- No, I'm not.
- You are.

You made some mistakes
going after Keller?

Welcome to the club.
I bat .300 on a good day.

You miss Vega.

Now remember who she was.

She'd never run away
from a challenge like this,

And neither should you.

[ sighs ]
And you're right.

I have to rebuild the team,

and I want to start with people
that I know and trust.

So stick around.

Or what,
you'll hit me again?

I'm asking you to stay,
Wylie.

Okay.

Okay, good.

Check in with Tork.

I want to know
what's going on at the house.

Sure.

And Cho...

Thanks.

No problem.

This is the ring
we sent you a picture of.

It was my grandmother's.

Anne's dad gave it to me
to propose with.

Which is sweet, but it's not
really me, you know?

So we thought maybe we could
take the diamond out,

put it in a necklace
or something.

Of course. Uh, may I--
may I see it?

Oh, yeah.

Uh, let me get my loupe.

We'll just need to take
a closer look at the stone.

Excuse me, sir.

I'm helping another customer
right now, sir.

FBI-- give them back
their ring right now,

or I will be forced
to shoot you.

Don't worry.
Just kidding.

I don't even carry
a real gun.

I have a lot of close friends
that do, though.

What's happening?

All will be revealed. Their ring
is in your right hand.

Uh, sir,
you've made a mistake.

We've got the ring
right here.

Uh, that's a replica.

A...replica?

He did a French Drop
to swap the valuable ring

With a cheap replica.

French Drop is a sleight-of-hand
move. Not important.

That ring never belonged
to your grandmother,

And it's not
a real diamond.

Is that true? Of course not.

He would study the ring
that he just gave you,

Then break the sad news that
your grandma's ring is a phony,

And you'd be
none the wiser.

[ laughs ]
This is insane.

Then you won't mind opening up
your right hand, will you?

Open up your right hand,
please, sir.

Holy moly.

Well, thank you for
your assistance, folks.

I'll take it from here.

Uh...

Don't worry, ma'am.
The real ring is in your hand.

Good day to you.

- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

So, my crooked friend,
today is your lucky day.

Is it?
[ door closes ]

Well, on a normal day,
you'd be off to the pokey now.

But as it happens... I'm in
the market for a diamond ring.

- Oh.
- Oh.

So show me your
very best selection, please.

And, sir, if I see any glass...
the cuffs will come out.

Nothing too gauche.

[ knock on door ]

What's up?

Tork just called in
from the crime scene.

No intact corpses
in the basement,

But a lot of body parts,
badly burned and fragmented.

Have them rush
the DNA tests.

Pull some strings
if you have to.

Why the rush? Still got a lot
of media interest.

The bosses want to be
able to announce we got the guy.

For that, we need a coroner's
report, so let's get on it.

Okay, right away.

- Hey, did Abbott give you
the news?
- Hey.

We're having a real wedding
at his house.

He did.

- You're gonna be there, right?
- Of course.

I could use your help
with something

if you're not too busy.

What's that?

[ sighs ]

What do you think?

Makes you look short.

Snow cone.

Slutty elf.

You want a simple piece
with clean lines,

maybe something vintage
and off-white.

What he said.

Thank you for doing this.

I asked you along 'cause
I thought you'd be honest.

I had no idea
you were such a fashion expert.

Not me.

My mom could run up a
designer gown before breakfast,

- Cut her cloth by eye.
- Cool.

My mom had a sewing machine,
but it was always in hock.

She'd be very proud of you.

Looking like this?

Very proud.

Thank you, Kimball.

[ insects chirping ]

All right, good night, Wade,

And, uh, tell Shaniqua
I said thanks for the fan mail.

[ keys jingle ]

[ sighs ]

[ alarm chirps ]

[ chuckles ]

Excuse me.

I-I don't have
any change, man.

Oh, hey, hey, hey!
Okay, okay, okay.

Uh [clears throat] hello.
You can take it.

- You can take it. Here.
- Get in the car.

Do as I say,
and you won't get hurt.

[ engine turns over ]

[ insects chirping ]

Keller: Stop the vehicle.

Very slowly.
No one gets hurt.

Put the car in park
and get out.

[ gear clicks ]

Easy.

[ seat belt clicks ]

Easy.

Give me your phone.

All right.

No problems.

What's the passcode?

There isn't any.

Wallet.

Look, uh, I only got
about 20 bucks in it.

And, uh...
[ clears throat ]

Would you let me keep
my driver's license?

I-I don't want to have to
go to the DMV.

Sure.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Thank you.

[ thud ][ scream ]

No! No! No!
[ grunting ]

No! No! No!

[ screams ]

[ gasping ]

[ dialing ]

[ telephone rings ]

Tork.

Patrick Jane, please.

Um, sorry.
He's not in.

This is Dan Glover
from "Austin Today."

I interviewed Jane recently
about this whole Lazarus case.

Sure. I remember you.

I just want to do a quick
follow-up. Is he available?

I'm afraid, uh, you're gonna
have to wait a few days on that.

He's out of the office
for a while.

Can you tell me
where I can find him?

It'll only take
a few moments.

I'd say he's pretty unfindable
at the moment.

He's getting married
in a few days.

- Married?
- Yeah.

I can, uh, take a message,
tell him you called.

No, no need.

Okeydoke.

[ beep ]

Huh.

Woman: Sign right there.

Oh, if I just remembered
how tedious

this aspect
of the marriage is,

I might not
have asked you.
- Shush.

No, seriously.
I'm only on page two.

You know, I could just give
you the ring and we could elope.

Don't be mean.
No take-backs.

I could give you this,

And we could be in Fiji
by nightfall.

There are people coming.
We are getting married, damn it.

Suit yourself.

- You got a ring?
- Yes, I did.

- Mm.
- You gonna show it to me?

- You want to see it?
- Show me.

Uh, unh-unh, unh.

I'll take this,
and you'll fill all of this out.

[ indistinct conversation ]

[ snorts, laughs ]
Oh, my God.

It's not real.
You scared me. It's funny.

Of course it's real.

- It's real?
- Real.

Oh, my--
Are you out of your mind?

You like it?

Well, it's gorgeous,
but it's too much.

I-I can't accept it.

You can accept it,
and you will.

It's yours.
I want you to have it.

What is the justice
of the peace's name?

Emily Hamilton.

- "Emily Hamilton."
- Oh, my...

All right,
let's file this sucker.

All right.

We'll need confirmation that
the ceremony's been performed

within 72 hours,
or you will need to refile.

Congratulations.

Who said
romance is dead?

I can't take this.

No, not yet you can't.

Well, at least
let me try it on.

- Not yet.
- We don't even know
if it fits!

[ elevator bell dings ]

Lisbon, hi.

Yes! Wylie,
did we invite you yet?

- No, not yet.
- Well, here it is.

Abbott's house,
12:00 Saturday.

But try not
to spread it around.

We want to
keep it small,

and I don't want to hurt
anybody's feelings.

I got you.
Is there a gift registry?

Uh, no gifts.

Is there a trousseau?

I don't know.
What is that exactly?

Never mind.

Y-you're coming back to work,
right? Here?

[ laughs ]
Yeah, I think so.

Why are you whispering?

Lisbon, hey.
Someone's trying to reach you?

[ chuckling ]
Oh, my God.

- Hey, boss.
- Hi.

I'll talk to you guys
later, okay?

It is so good
to see you guys.

Right back at you. [ chuckles ]

Well, the news is spreading fast
through the CBI grapevine.

It's true, isn't it?

It's true.

Oh, well, we had to call
and say congratulations.

So, you and Jane, huh?
We always knew.

We always knew?
I always knew.

How are the kids?

- Uh, sticky, mostly.
- The kids are great.

I know it's short notice,
but you guys have got to

come out for the wedding.
It's Saturday.

Oh, my gosh, of course.
We'd love to.

It will take
a little child-care juggling,

But we can swing it.
You know, worst comes to worst,

We'll just bring
the little monkeys with us

- And keep them locked
in the rental car.
- [ scoffs ] Will not.

I'm kidding.
Child: Mommy!

[ laughs ][ groans ]

- No, but seriously, we wouldn't
miss it for anything.
- Mommy!

I got to go.
We'll see you soon.

All right,
I'll send you the details.

Great. Take care.

[ indistinct conversations ]

[ telephone ringing ]

Okay,
you guys are all set.

It should be in the mail
three to five days.

Thanks.

[ pen clicks ]

[ keyboard clacking ]

Excuse me. I need to fill out
a marriage license.

Um, usually there's
two of you.

She's running late.
I'll get started.

Okay, well, uh, paperwork is
in the end tray.

Just fill that out.

We need both of you here,
plus I.D.

I see.
Will do, thanks.

[ telephone ringing ]

City clerk's office.
Please hold.

Thanks for holding.
Yes, how may I help you?

No, ma'am.
You can't file online.

Until 6:00, but we're closed--
Okay, bye.

You're welcome.

Looks like
she stood me up.

Bad omen for a wedding, huh?

Abbott.

Can I run something by you?

Yeah, shoot.

Spot DNA test came back
from the Keller house.

So far, all the recovered
body parts

belong to Joe Sr.--
None for Jr.

They found his gun,
but not him.

[ sighs ]
Oh, damn.

It could be that he was at
the epicenter of the explosion

and was vaporized, but there's
a strong possibility

that Keller, A.K.A. Lazarus,
is still alive.

Damn.

I let Austin P.D. know,
and we're putting out a BOLO

to all the local hospitals.

Wylie's putting together
a K.A. list,

and I'm gonna have agents set up
shop at all of them.

Well, did you put out
a wire just in case--

He runs for the border, yeah.

All right, well, it seems like

you have everything handled.

I don't know if I should tell
Jane and Lisbon.

- Good question.
- Yeah.

I wouldn't.

We don't have enough
to be sure.

And, you know, they're
in a good space right now.

If Lisbon found out
that this case isn't closed,

it's likely that
she'll cancel the wedding

and join the hunt.

Yeah, there's plenty of time
to tell them after.

But...if he's still alive,
you know,

Keller's unpredictable,
and Jane did try to kill him.

You know, just in case,

Why don't we put some bodies
at the wedding,

just to keep an eye out.

And it's my house,
so I'll arrange it.

You sure?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's something to keep me busy.

Okay, thanks.

Abbott said
it's totally up to you,

But that you'd probably prefer
to hold the ceremony outside,

And there isn't really
a room inside big enough.

Well, how many people
are we talking about?

Oh! A lot of people
are talking about it.

Well, we only invited
like 15 people.

Mm... More like 25 or--
I know.

And I don't think
people are waiting for, like,

a printed invitation...
seeing as there isn't one.

But, hey, o-on the plus side,
you're popular, girl!

Is that what
all these tables are for?

Yeah, Abbott thought
they'd be useful. Don't worry.

He's covering
the rental...

and the bartender...
and the caterer.

I guess they're his
wedding gift. I don't know.

Hey, here's a menu.

- There's a caterer?
- Yeah. Yeah, it's fine.

Abbott's loaded.
I mean, look at this house.

I think his wife cleaned up
in the private sector.

Wow.

Here we are.
Hey, everybody out.

- Hey, Teresa!
- Hey!

- We're here!
- Hey-hey!

T!
[ laughter ]

Hi!
[ chuckling ] Wow!

You all came!
So many people.

Yeah, hey. Sure we came.
We're gonna let our sister down?

[ laughter ]

- Congratulations.
- Thanks.

Yeah, hey, guys, say hi to your
aunt Teresa, all right?

- Hi!
- Hi!

Who is this?

- Oh, T, this is Lucy,
my fiancée.
- Aah!

Lucy, Teresa.

I am so freaked out
to meet you at last.

We're gonna be
sisters! Yay!

Yay!

It's a long story. [ chuckles ]

So, you're all here.
Welcome to Austin.

Thanks. Yeah, it looks like we brought
the weather with us.

FBI! [ laughs ]

Sorry, I'm freaking out
right now. [ laughs ]

- Yeah, we got that.
- Excuse me?

You all came.

Yeah. Already said that, T.
Jason: Let's go in!

- Jason! Jason!
Come here!
- Yeah!
- Okay.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

[ chuckles ] Yay.

[ indistinct shouting ]

[ sighs ]

[ knock on door ]

Uh, excuse me, sir.

We have an odd coincidence...

or not. Maybe.

Austin P.D. got
a missing-person's report

On a local television reporter
named Dan Glover.

The one that interviewed Jane.

Yeah, left work Thursday night,
hasn't been seen since.

The weird thing is,
he called here

right around the time he was
last seen. I spoke to him.

He said he wanted to
interview Jane again,

And I said
he was unavailable

because he was
getting... Married.

So, you're not even sure
if you spoke to Glover?

No, I mean,
I was certain at the time.

Obviously, it was
his caller I.D., but now--

So, we have to assume
the killer's alive
and looking for Jane.

How many agents are you gonna
have at the wedding?

Four, but now I think
we should probably have more.

At least 10.

We're gonna need eyes
on the front and backyards

and the surrounding
neighborhoods.

We should have a chopper
on standby

in case we need to pursue.

Yes, sir.

But wouldn't it be wiser
to just postpone the wedding?

Postpone the wedding?
We're the FBI.

There is that upside.

We can use the wedding
as bait... Kind of.

I'm gonna go check
on that chopper.

Still think we shouldn't tell
Jane and Lisbon?

We're the FBI.

Just like you said,
we can handle it.

[ indistinct conversations ]

Patrick: Abbott.

Hmm? Hey.

[ telephone ringing ]

What were you and Cho and Tork
huddled about?

Nothing special.

Nothing special
that's keeping you here

when you could be in Prague
with your lovely wife?

[ chuckles ]

You know, she doesn't
need me around.

I... I get in the way.

[ laughs ]
You're lying to me.

I won't pursue the point

because you would tell me
if it was something important.

Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, of course.

I-if I thought

that it was something
that we couldn't handle.

Ah.

You know, um...

... I've been getting
some calls about you,

and my bosses want to know
if you're sticking around.

That's a good question.

Mm.

All right, well,
no pressure.

But if you're going,
there is some legal stuff

that we need to handle to
expunge that deal that we made.

The napkin?
Mm-hmm. [ laughs ]

I'm getting married
tomorrow.

Mm-hmm.

Then I'm building a house,
and... Beyond that,

I genuinely have no idea.

And I can't
do this job forever,

but it's gonna be tough
to give up.

Yeah, it's hard giving up
making a difference, huh?

No, everyone
makes a difference.

Hard to give up the chase.

Oh, yeah.

That it is.

[ chuckles ]

So, you, uh,
let me know when you know.

I will.

It has been very good
working with you, Patrick.

You too, Dennis.

I really appreciate
your honesty.

I love you for that.

Thank you.

[ sighs ]

Okay, you got me.
I was lying.

There is something
I need to talk to you about.

[ sighs ]

[ sniffles ]

- Hey.
- Hi.

Nice flowers.

Mm.
They're centerpieces.

It's a sylvan theme.

Sylvan theme.
All right. Cool, I guess.

How many... people are
actually coming to this thing?

Nobody knows exactly.
[ sighs ]

Okay.

[ crying ] How did this happen?
This is not what I wanted.

[ sighs deeply ]

Well, I like
the sylvan theme.

We should have just
eloped like you said.

What about your family?

Oh, they wouldn't care.
I just talked to them
at the hotel.

They found a minibar.

They're like cavemen
arguing over a dead antelope.

All right, well, uh...
Let's run, huh?

We'll tell nobody,
just the judge.

I'll have her meet us
at our little cabin

tomorrow morning.

The cabin?

Just us.

What, you think
the judge would do that?

Well, sure.

I mean, she's driving in
from San Antonio tonight.

Change of venue makes
no difference to her.

Well, what about the witnesses?

We'll get someone,
a park ranger.

[ chuckles ]

- You know what?
Let's do it.
- Yeah.

- It's our life, damn it.
- Yes.

- I love you. Thank you.
- I love you, too.

Hey, there's a-- I'm gonna go get my dress,

And I'm gonna go
to the Airstream.

I'll meet you there.

Well, there's another
very good reason

why we should elope, all right?

Keller is apparently
still alive,

and he's mad at me
for some reason.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, so Cho and his people
are gonna stake out this house.

When Keller shows up,
they'll nab him.

- You were gonna withhold
this information from me?
- Huh?

You were gonna deprive me
of a guilt-free elopement?

I just told you.

You almost didn't!

From now on, we need to be
100% honest with each other.

- I agree with you 100%.
- Okay.

Honesty. I am gonna go...
get my dress.

- Fire up the Airstream.
- You go, girl.

Hi. Judge Hamilton,
Patrick Jane.

Uh, there's been
a change of venue.

Okay.
No problem, Mr. Jane.

If you just text me
the exact address

and perhaps
a decent motel nearby.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Great. Bye.

[ door closes ]

[ engine turns over ]

[ birds chirping ]

We got four agents
on the roof,

five dressed as catering
and valet service,

six on the perimeter,

and six undercover mobiles
covering the approach roads.

When the guests
get here,

I'll gather them inside
and explain the situation.

Most of them
are law enforcement,

so they'll understand.

What is it, Wylie?

Office got a call off the BOLO
from a clerk

At the south Austin
registry office.

A man with extensive burns
came in yesterday

And pretended to fill out
a form.

The clerk thinks
he may have taken a peek

at the marriage license forms
on her desk.

So that confirms it.
He is coming to the wedding.

Well, we got it covered.
Why are you so anxious, Wylie?

I know all the state forms from
when I used to work downtown.

The marriage license form
doesn't ask

where the wedding is.

It just asks
who the officiant is.

Well, that's the judge.

Yeah.

[ ducks quacking ]

[ breathes deeply ]

Hey, you.

Patrick: Hi.

Wow.

Well, no matter what happens,
from this point on,

we have to promise each other
that we will always

look on the bright side.

I promise.

Me too.

[ breathing heavily ][ gun cocks ]

Freeze!
Drop the gun!

[ guns cocking ]

[ handcuffs clicking ]

And see how much better
things turn out

when you're honest
with me?

Thank you.

Let's do this.

No hard feelings.

[ sighs ]

Patrick, do you take Teresa
to be your lawful, wedded wife,

to have and to hold
in sickness and health,

for better or for worse,
till death do you part?

I sure do.

And, you, Teresa,
do you take Patrick

to be your lawful,
wedded husband,

to have and to hold
in sickness and health,

for better or for worse,
till death do you part?

I do.

Then by the power granted me
by the state of Texas,

I declare you husband
and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

[ cheers and applause ]

Ladies and gentlemen,
Patrick and Teresa.

[ Earth, Wind & Fire's
"September" plays ]

[ whistles ]

Aah!
[ laughs ]

♪ Do you remember
the 21st night of September? ♪

♪ Love was changing
the minds of pretenders ♪

♪ While chasing
the clouds away ♪

Who wants to hug me?
Come on.

Ohh! [ laughs ]

♪ Our hearts were ringing

♪ In the key that our souls
were singing ♪[ indistinct conversations ]

♪ As we danced in the night

♪ Remember how the stars
stole the night away? ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ Ba de ya

♪ Say, do you remember

♪ Ba de ya

♪ Dancing in September?

♪ Ba de ya [ camera shutter clicks ]

♪ Never was a cloudy day

[ scatting ]

♪ My thoughts are with you

♪ Holding hands with your heart
to see you ♪

♪ Only blue talk and love

♪ Remember how we knew
love was here to stay? ♪

♪ Now, December found the love
that we shared in September ♪

How you feeling?

I am so happy.

Me too.

Me too.

[ cheering in distance ]

There's something
I need to tell you.

[ insects chirping ]

No, you're--
you're kidding me?

I'm not kidding.

You are?

I am.

[ both laugh ]