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- That's not
the way to do it, you know.
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- What do you mean?
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Dad?
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Dad, is that you?
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- Remember that day?
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You were so happy,
so happy here.
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- I look happy, yeah,
but now I don't remember,
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those days at the beach all
kind of blur into one, you know.
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- Yeah, it was one
of those rare days
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that your dad was home,
he took the photo.
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Mobiles didn't have
cameras back then,
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you had to send them off
to get them developed.
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- All right, Grandma.
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- I'm just saying,
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you couldn't take 1000 selfies
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to get the perfect
one like you can now.
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And no filters either.
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- I've seen your
Instagram thirst straps.
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You're a huge fan
of filters now.
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- Well, what can I say?
My DMs were on fire.
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Maybe you should try it,
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get a bit of male attention
for once in your life.
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- I'll keep quiet
that those bikini pics
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are from 2008, yeah?
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- Oh yeah, yeah.
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Don't go telling the
world your mum's secrets.
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According to my
Insta, we're sisters.
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What's got into you today?
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I mean, even by your standards,
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you look like someone's
pissed on your chips.
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- Do you want a cup of tea?
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- What do you want?
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You never offer to make tea.
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- You got me.
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- Oh, you're not
pregnant, are you?
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- Oh, as if!
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- Oh, thank fuck
for that.
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Right, come on, spit it out.
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Elton's on his way over and
I need to get my slap on
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and get out of these
fat housewife clothes.
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- Okay.
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Look...
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I'm gonna go back to
uni, not for long.
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But you know, I need to
finish this term at least,
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or I'm gonna fail.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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- Well, isn't everything
online these days?
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I mean, you can just
do it from home.
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- I wish it was, but my course,
you know, it's hands on.
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- Whose hands, is this what
this is about, some boy?
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- Mum, stop it. You'll be fine.
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- Oh, I'll be fine, will I?
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Oh, I didn't know you were
studying something useful
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like psychiatry now.
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- Mum, stop it, don't
do this, please.
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- Do what?
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What, you think that I like
calling my daughter for help
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when I'm lying on
the bathroom floor
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in a pool of my own blood?
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What, you think that
was just for attention?
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- That won't happen again.
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Look, I know you, you're
stronger than you think you are.
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You raised me pretty
much single-handedly.
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You're a strong
independent woman.
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- I'm not fucking Beyonce.
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- You're dating,
you've got friends.
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You're the star at
the local karaoke,
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even though you're pretty
fucking far from being Beyonce.
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Look.
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I'll be back by the summer,
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you know, for like three months.
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And until then, I'm
only a phone call away.
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So if you ever wanna talk,
I'll be there for you,
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day or night, come on.
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- So you're pissing off
to uni now, are you?
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- No, Mum, I'm not pissing off.
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I'm going tomorrow. Bag's
packed, train's booked.
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I'm gonna go meet Holly for a
coffee, but I'll be back later
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and we can get a
takeaway or something.
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Get a bottle of wine.
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- Fucking Holly.
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What's that woke idiot up
to, saving the gay dolphins?
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- I'll tell her you say hi.
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- Yeah, well, don't
bother coming back.
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Elton will be banging
my brains out tonight.
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- Geez, Mum, too
much information.
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- Come on, Frankie,
I don't mean it.
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You'll like Elton, I promise,
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he's really funny when
you get to know him.
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- I'm sure he is.
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- Always running away
from your responsibilities
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one way or another.
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You're as bad as
your fucking dad!
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Frankie.
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Frankie baby, please
don't do this.
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Please, you just
don't understand!
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- Rah!
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I didn't scare you, did I?
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- No.
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- Is your mum in?
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- Yeah,
she's expecting you.
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- Have I done
something to upset you?
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Is everything all
right, sweetheart?
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- Don't call me sweetheart.
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- I know you don't trust me,
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but I have only got your
mum's best interests at heart.
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- She's single, you're single.
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None of my business, is it?
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Just don't fuck her over, yeah?
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- She's stronger than
she looks, you know.
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- That's still no excuse
to fuck someone over.
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- All right, all right, geez!
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- Cheer up, love,
might never happen.
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You know what you need?
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You need to get your
laughing gear round this.
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Oi, I'm talking to
you, sweetheart.
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On the house, such
a pretty girl.
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- You're dripping, mate.
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- Oi, I'll see you around, yeah?
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- So go on, spill it.
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Your updates on the socials
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have been sparse
to say the least.
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- It's different.
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- Thanks.
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Thanks for the
update, vague book.
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- I don't know what to tell you.
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The people are nice, mostly,
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some of them are a bit
fucking posh, of course.
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- How's the boys?
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- They're also different.
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Very different from
the boys around here.
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- Oh, lucky you.
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How's your course?
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00:10:01,202 --> 00:10:04,937
- Um, it's going great, yeah.
135
00:10:04,939 --> 00:10:06,738
Well, I mean it was until I
missed my last three weeks,
136
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,874
but yeah.
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00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,551
- How's your mum doing?
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00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:18,986
- Um...
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She, ah, she says hi,
140
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,328
but yeah, she's okay,
I think, I hope.
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00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,829
Um, she's got a new
boyfriend at least.
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00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,965
- Oh, good for her.
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00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:35,100
- He's Dave Jameson's dad.
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- That dickhead.
- Do you know him?
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00:10:37,872 --> 00:10:40,038
- He works for the
council, that's all.
146
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,343
Had a few run-ins with them.
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00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:46,478
- Still trying to
change the world, eh?
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00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,283
- Just this tiny,
shitty corner of it.
149
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:54,521
- So who fancies the special,
Bob's fresh sausages?
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I can even batter them for you.
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00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,290
- No, mate, we're vegans.
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- Well, sod you then.
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00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,930
- Men, always trying
to show us their meat.
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- Hol,
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ignore him.
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I am sorry, you know.
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- I was worried.
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Everyone was worried,
especially after...
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You're not the only person
to vanish in this town
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and never be seen again.
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- This place, it
gets a hold on you,
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drags you down, I needed
to go and not look back.
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- And not even tell
your best mate?
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- I couldn't tell anyone.
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My mum, if she knew
what I planned,
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she'd find a way
to stop me somehow.
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You're not gonna get
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any signal around here,
you know that, right?
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- Yeah.
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00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,143
- And it's got worse.
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Bunch of fucking yokels burnt
down the wireless tower.
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You know, the one on the green.
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- What, why?
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- Some rumor went round
that it was infecting people
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with 5G radiation or something,
melting people's brains.
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00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:06,291
- I swear everyone
over the age of 40
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is in some sort of
like weird cult.
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My mum's the same,
she's always on about
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how they're out to
try and get her,
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but she never says who they are.
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- It's probably the
outsiders, you know,
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with their fancy ways,
university education.
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This place makes me want to
scream like that sometimes.
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- You should
do, let it all out.
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- Remember when
we used to do that,
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scream with joy as we
ran out into the ocean?
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- Pretty
sure that was just the cold,
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or the sewage.
189
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,718
- Your mum's new
boyfriend's on the committee
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that blocked our objections
to the waste treatment plant.
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00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,957
He's basically the
mayor from "Jaws,"
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except the shark is
like a giant turd.
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- I do
miss it, you know,
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the sea,
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its vastness,
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constant changing.
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Even if it is just a sea
of human shit.
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- That's the
most poetic thing
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I've ever heard
you say.
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Don't keep me in the
dark next time, yeah?
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- Yeah.
202
00:13:48,429 --> 00:13:49,997
- No more secrets.
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No more running away.
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- Okay.
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I promise.
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- So we never
gave you a proper send off
207
00:14:01,609 --> 00:14:03,975
the first time, so
let's do one now.
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00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,878
Bright lights, big
city, it's gonna be lit.
209
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,181
- So karaoke
at the Fox and Hounds?
210
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:11,083
- Oh well, Rosie and the Hare.
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00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,689
Shut until the summer,
Rowans closed down last year
212
00:14:16,691 --> 00:14:21,661
and The Ship burnt down
in a insurance scam, so.
213
00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:23,596
- So karaoke at
the Fox and Hounds.
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00:14:23,598 --> 00:14:25,565
You know, I hate that place.
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00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,903
We can do drinks over
Zoom or whatever.
216
00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:33,606
But I've gotta go
and see my mum.
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00:14:33,608 --> 00:14:35,577
I can't leave her
on bad vibes again.
218
00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:37,777
Yeah?
- All right.
219
00:14:37,779 --> 00:14:39,111
Look after yourself.
220
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See you.
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00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,791
- Watch where
you're going, whore!
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- Fuck!
223
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:56,897
- It's you.
224
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I thought you were
long fucking gone.
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00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,504
- You don't know me.
226
00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:05,272
- Oh, I know you all right.
227
00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:08,942
I know your mother, don't I?
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00:15:09,878 --> 00:15:11,410
I knew your dad.
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- Come on, Frankie, let's
leave this pisshead to it.
230
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:16,248
- You're making a big
fucking mistake coming back.
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You want my advice?
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- No, she doesn't.
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- Get out while you can.
234
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:25,525
Now, the pair of you,
you know what this is?
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It's an omen, a fucking portent.
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00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,363
- Leave us the fuck alone
or we'll call the police.
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00:15:34,168 --> 00:15:36,671
- Fat lot of good they'll do.
238
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:41,072
You girls heard of
Mr. Punch, right?
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00:15:42,677 --> 00:15:45,745
You heard what he does
to girls like you?
240
00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:47,780
- Listen, mate, we're
not scared of you,
241
00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:49,147
we're not gonna shag you
242
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,982
and we're not gonna give
you money for crack,
243
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,285
so you can piss your pants
in the street for all I care.
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00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,020
Just don't come
near us again, yeah?
245
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,088
And take your feathered
fuck doll with you as well.
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- It's a fucking omen!
247
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,316
- Thanks.
248
00:16:23,785 --> 00:16:25,185
Here, take this.
249
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- Thanks.
250
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,161
- You okay?
251
00:16:35,964 --> 00:16:40,733
- Just shit me up a bit,
you know, that's all.
252
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,140
Did you know that man?
253
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,041
He seemed to know me.
254
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,778
- He's always under the
pier doing meth or crack
255
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:55,815
or whatever the fuck
those guys do under there.
256
00:16:55,817 --> 00:16:57,884
I tried to help them
before with soup and stuff,
257
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,519
but they told me to piss off.
258
00:16:59,521 --> 00:17:03,689
- But what he said
about, you know, omens,
259
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:06,291
like that was scary shit.
260
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,728
- Well, the thing
is, he's not wrong.
261
00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:11,496
Seagulls are what are known
as a sentinel species,
262
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,966
because they're the
top of the food chain.
263
00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:15,501
You see one of them dead,
264
00:17:15,503 --> 00:17:18,673
you know there's a big fuck
up further down the ecosystem.
265
00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:23,643
I'm not
helping here, am I?
266
00:17:23,645 --> 00:17:26,244
- No.
267
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,281
- Look, it's what happens
when you spend too long here.
268
00:17:29,283 --> 00:17:30,683
It'll be me in 50 years.
269
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:40,325
- Did your, ah, did your parents
ever tell you about that,
270
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,562
you know, Mr. Punch?
271
00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:44,195
- When I was a kid, yeah.
272
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,531
- He-he mentioned him.
273
00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:46,732
- So what?
274
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:48,266
Parents have been trying
to scare their kids
275
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,005
with Mr. Punch for like forever.
276
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,405
He's bullshit.
277
00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:57,612
He's Santa Claus to teenagers.
278
00:17:59,047 --> 00:18:01,549
- He's the bogeyman,
that's what he is.
279
00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:05,518
When I was your age, we
used to dare ourselves
280
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,590
to go down to the end of
the pier at night, alone.
281
00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:11,924
That's where they
said we'd find him
282
00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:12,994
and his big,
283
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,828
fat,
284
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,162
club.
285
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:23,836
- Please don't, I was scared
shitless of Mr. Punch as a kid.
286
00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:25,504
I couldn't even watch
him on the puppet shows
287
00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:26,539
at the sea front.
288
00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,340
- Good job you didn't, love.
289
00:18:28,342 --> 00:18:30,910
The last guy to do the
Punch and Judy show here,
290
00:18:30,912 --> 00:18:34,614
he got arrested,
pedo, total nonce.
291
00:18:34,616 --> 00:18:37,016
- See, plenty enough real
monsters in this world
292
00:18:37,018 --> 00:18:38,884
without having to
invent new ones.
293
00:18:38,886 --> 00:18:41,319
- All right?
294
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,555
You girls heard about
295
00:18:42,557 --> 00:18:45,059
my legendary Morrissey
impersonation then?
296
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,460
What, you don't like
the greatest songwriter
297
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:49,895
of his generation?
298
00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:54,132
Well, I do a mean Ted
Sheeran, bit of Billy Eyelash.
299
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,836
You girls are here for
the karaoke, right?
300
00:18:56,838 --> 00:18:58,571
- Oh yeah, I mean,
you should hear him.
301
00:18:58,573 --> 00:19:00,138
He's pretty good with voices.
302
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,577
Thanks, babe.
303
00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:07,580
- Mum, I am, you know,
sorry about earlier.
304
00:19:07,582 --> 00:19:09,817
- What about, well
what happened earlier?
305
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:13,855
- No, nothing.
306
00:19:15,123 --> 00:19:17,489
- Hey, can we have our
usual please, Babs,
307
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,324
whatever the two
girls are having
308
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,993
and a large one for yourself?
309
00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:22,429
- Sure thing, babes.
310
00:19:23,898 --> 00:19:25,998
- Oh, we'd love to
stay, Councilor Jameson,
311
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,733
but me and Frankie
were just leaving.
312
00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:29,167
Got a good night planned.
313
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,137
- More gay dolphins to
save, Miss Manson?
314
00:19:31,139 --> 00:19:34,205
- Dolphins are
pansexual actually.
315
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,741
- Well, we won't
cramp your style.
316
00:19:35,743 --> 00:19:37,943
Although you young uns, you
don't know how to get on it
317
00:19:37,945 --> 00:19:39,477
like we used to, do they, babe?
318
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,113
- We used to go to
all the illegal raves,
319
00:19:41,115 --> 00:19:44,282
you know, big fish, little
fish, cardboard boxes.
320
00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:47,287
Yeah, well, you don't get
that on TikTok, do you?
321
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,658
- Hol, let's go.
322
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:55,226
- You don't want
these drinks? Okay.
323
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,361
Cheers, babe.
324
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,099
- Cheers.
325
00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:22,454
- Yeah, you know, he was
fucking weird that guy.
326
00:20:22,456 --> 00:20:24,389
- I know.
- You know.
327
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,126
- So where's this party at then?
328
00:20:27,128 --> 00:20:29,394
- Well, you know, I thought
we could get some tinnies.
329
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,296
You remember, like we
were 13 again, down there?
330
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,965
- We can do better than that.
331
00:20:32,967 --> 00:20:35,901
Low key
better than that.
332
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,304
Let's go see the boys.
333
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,905
- Really?
334
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,577
- Come on, they've missed
you, Daryl in particular.
335
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,711
- What, is he gonna be there?
336
00:20:45,713 --> 00:20:47,913
- Where else is he
gonna be? Come on.
337
00:21:32,193 --> 00:21:34,028
- I should have known you'd
come for me eventually.
338
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,666
You're too late anyway.
339
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:41,702
I've told the girls to get out.
340
00:21:43,905 --> 00:21:45,704
Any luck,
341
00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:49,041
they take this crazy
old man's advice.
342
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:57,049
I gave them the warning
I should have given-
343
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,834
- Oi, oi.
- All right, Rolo.
344
00:22:14,836 --> 00:22:17,402
- Can't complain, you know,
babes, can't complain.
345
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,673
Who's your friend?
346
00:22:19,941 --> 00:22:22,208
- Frankie, you fucking dickhead,
who'd you think it was?
347
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:24,210
- Wankie Frankie.
- Wankie Frankie.
348
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:25,578
- You all right, babes?
- Yeah.
349
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:27,847
- Haven't seen you
round here in a while.
350
00:22:27,849 --> 00:22:29,982
Thought she'd done
a disappearing act
like every other cunt
351
00:22:29,984 --> 00:22:32,685
who thinks they're too
good for this place, eh?
352
00:22:32,687 --> 00:22:34,487
- Just back for one
night, that's all.
353
00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:37,857
- Oh, you look fucking
freezing, babe.
354
00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:40,259
Wanna jump in the back of
the Rolo mobile for a bit?
355
00:22:40,261 --> 00:22:42,161
- I haven't got any dumber
since I've been away.
356
00:22:42,163 --> 00:22:43,596
I'm still not gonna fuck you
357
00:22:43,598 --> 00:22:45,299
on the pile of McDonald's
wrappers you've got back there.
358
00:22:47,835 --> 00:22:51,036
- Um, does Dazzler
know you're back?
359
00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:52,805
- He doesn't.
360
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:56,175
- Well, he fucking
does now, doesn't he?
361
00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:15,794
- Hey.
362
00:23:21,769 --> 00:23:23,002
- Can we talk?
363
00:23:50,131 --> 00:23:51,697
- What, so shall
I talk first then?
364
00:23:51,699 --> 00:23:52,932
- You're the
one who wanted to talk.
365
00:23:52,934 --> 00:23:54,900
- Okay, I get it,
you fucking hate me.
366
00:23:54,902 --> 00:23:56,101
- I don't hate you.
367
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:57,269
- So what is it then?
- I don't know.
368
00:24:03,511 --> 00:24:05,978
- I shouldn't have left
without saying goodbye.
369
00:24:08,716 --> 00:24:09,982
I know that.
370
00:24:09,984 --> 00:24:10,885
- Hm.
371
00:24:12,853 --> 00:24:15,022
- I know how much that hurts.
372
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:19,091
My dad did the same to me.
373
00:24:23,197 --> 00:24:25,164
Running away must
run in the family.
374
00:24:33,174 --> 00:24:36,208
Fuck's sake. Good
talking to you anyway.
375
00:24:36,210 --> 00:24:37,142
- Yeah.
376
00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:39,411
- Goodbye for good this time.
377
00:24:39,413 --> 00:24:40,646
So.
378
00:24:40,648 --> 00:24:41,580
Dazzler,
379
00:24:41,582 --> 00:24:43,282
you giving us a lift or what?
380
00:24:43,284 --> 00:24:44,516
- Where?
381
00:24:44,518 --> 00:24:46,585
- No, Hol, I'm going.
- So what's gonna happen
382
00:24:46,587 --> 00:24:48,220
is Daryl's gonna take us
to an all night garage,
383
00:24:48,222 --> 00:24:51,557
we're gonna get some cans and
then we're going to a party.
384
00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:52,791
- What party?
385
00:24:52,793 --> 00:24:54,193
- Come on, fasten your
seatbelts, both of you.
386
00:24:54,195 --> 00:24:55,728
It's gonna be lit.
387
00:24:55,730 --> 00:24:59,298
- No, it's not 'cause I'm
not going fucking anywhere.
388
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:02,134
- I'm not going,
especially with him.
389
00:25:37,405 --> 00:25:38,837
- What the fuck?
390
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:02,895
- Who are these people?
391
00:26:05,032 --> 00:26:08,300
- They're the first
canaries of gentrification.
392
00:26:08,302 --> 00:26:09,768
They want to open a vegan cafe
393
00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:12,104
where Dirty Dave's
chip shop used to be,
394
00:26:12,106 --> 00:26:14,039
you know, before the incident.
395
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:16,408
- What, I go away for two
minutes and this happens?
396
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:17,342
- Hol!
397
00:26:19,013 --> 00:26:20,412
- Hey, lovely.
398
00:26:24,852 --> 00:26:28,754
Oh, ah, this is Justin
and this is Tamaryn.
399
00:26:28,756 --> 00:26:32,159
Guys, this is Frankie,
my old best mate.
400
00:26:33,494 --> 00:26:38,165
Well, she's still my best mate,
she just went away for uni.
401
00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:41,600
- Oh, cool, whereabouts?
402
00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:44,670
- Um, Loughborough,
yeah, doing art.
403
00:26:44,672 --> 00:26:48,273
- That is so cool,
I'm a sculptor myself,
404
00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:50,342
working with found objects.
405
00:26:50,344 --> 00:26:53,078
I call it decolonizing
the detritus
406
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,647
of the maritime patriarchy.
407
00:26:55,649 --> 00:26:59,552
- And I call it collecting
shit from the beach.
408
00:26:59,554 --> 00:27:03,657
- What about you, what's
your ah, medium of choice?
409
00:27:05,527 --> 00:27:07,928
- I like painting, you know.
410
00:27:09,029 --> 00:27:11,463
- Fascinating.
411
00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:15,134
We should go for a drink?
412
00:27:15,136 --> 00:27:18,303
Maybe take some
peyote, chat about art,
413
00:27:18,305 --> 00:27:21,508
what it means to us, et cetera?
414
00:27:21,510 --> 00:27:24,943
- Yeah, maybe later.
415
00:27:24,945 --> 00:27:26,678
- You girls had one of these?
416
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,948
- Thanks.
417
00:27:28,983 --> 00:27:30,517
- Go on.
418
00:27:30,519 --> 00:27:32,417
They're free, don't worry.
419
00:27:32,419 --> 00:27:35,187
Justin got them from Amsterdam.
420
00:27:35,189 --> 00:27:36,955
Come on, Justin.
421
00:27:36,957 --> 00:27:39,827
I'm sure these girls have
got loads to catch up on.
422
00:27:40,961 --> 00:27:45,164
- Yeah, sure, I'll speak
to you in a bit, ladies.
423
00:27:50,905 --> 00:27:52,641
- So what do you think?
424
00:27:53,474 --> 00:27:54,706
- To what?
425
00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:55,709
- You know.
426
00:27:58,679 --> 00:27:59,878
- What, him?
427
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,550
- And the girl.
428
00:28:02,683 --> 00:28:05,017
They're a couple,
but they're poly.
429
00:28:05,019 --> 00:28:07,452
They've asked me to do
a threesome.
430
00:28:07,454 --> 00:28:09,488
- Oh, fuck off.
431
00:28:09,490 --> 00:28:12,224
There isn't any threesomes
and glow up paint orgies here,
432
00:28:12,226 --> 00:28:14,226
this is just some sort
of fucking elaborate hoax
433
00:28:14,228 --> 00:28:15,727
to get me to stay, innit?
434
00:28:16,997 --> 00:28:18,897
You know, what happened
to when we were like 13
435
00:28:18,899 --> 00:28:22,901
and we'd sit on a pier
and chat shit for hours?
436
00:28:22,903 --> 00:28:24,369
I miss those days.
437
00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:27,206
- Come on, this
place can change.
438
00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:28,709
I can change.
439
00:28:29,843 --> 00:28:31,511
Give me yours, I need
it for the threesome.
440
00:28:31,513 --> 00:28:33,045
- No way.
441
00:28:33,047 --> 00:28:34,681
- Come on, you know you
don't touch this stuff.
442
00:28:34,683 --> 00:28:37,051
- Yeah, I know I
don't, I know that,
443
00:28:38,219 --> 00:28:40,953
but it is my last night, innit?
444
00:28:40,955 --> 00:28:42,223
So fuck it.
445
00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:44,557
- Yes.
446
00:28:47,461 --> 00:28:50,429
- Good vibes only now,
here and now, darling.
447
00:28:51,498 --> 00:28:52,965
- Stop.
448
00:28:52,967 --> 00:28:55,834
- No fucker's gonna ruin
it for me, that's for sure.
449
00:29:00,007 --> 00:29:03,344
- It's out,
it's out, it's out.
450
00:29:04,546 --> 00:29:05,612
Stop it.
451
00:29:05,614 --> 00:29:06,546
I need a piss.
452
00:29:06,548 --> 00:29:08,247
- You slag.
453
00:29:13,254 --> 00:29:14,753
- Oh, oh, oh, hello.
454
00:29:16,156 --> 00:29:18,056
- Aye, aye!
455
00:29:18,058 --> 00:29:19,791
- Hey, get your tits out!
456
00:29:19,793 --> 00:29:21,226
Get your tits out.
- Yeah.
457
00:29:25,567 --> 00:29:28,100
- Hey, why the long face, sexy?
458
00:29:28,102 --> 00:29:30,670
- The
blushing bride.
459
00:29:30,672 --> 00:29:32,938
- Oh my God, is it a stripper?
- No, no, no, no, no.
460
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:34,840
Right, I ordered a
copper, all right?
461
00:29:34,842 --> 00:29:37,876
Where's the copper? We
wanna see the copper.
462
00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:41,880
- You should
get your cock out anyway.
463
00:29:41,882 --> 00:29:44,349
Get your fucking cock
out, I wanna see it.
464
00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:46,519
Eh, I wanna see how big it is.
465
00:29:46,521 --> 00:29:49,722
- How small it is, squeeze it.
466
00:29:49,724 --> 00:29:51,490
- Out! I wanna see it.
467
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,327
- Whatever will
your future husband say?
468
00:29:55,329 --> 00:29:57,095
- No, don't talk about Darius.
469
00:29:57,097 --> 00:29:58,598
- Oh, he's fucking useless.
470
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,668
He's with them slags in
the strip club, isn't he?
471
00:30:01,670 --> 00:30:04,803
Um, do you fancy a nosh under
the pier or what, 'cause?
472
00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:05,772
- Oh yeah.
473
00:30:05,774 --> 00:30:07,039
- I'm gagging.
474
00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:08,874
- She's good, she's
really, really good.
475
00:30:08,876 --> 00:30:10,075
- I'm really good.
476
00:30:10,077 --> 00:30:12,411
- If you
think you can handle it.
477
00:30:16,651 --> 00:30:18,417
- No, let's go, go find
the girls, come on.
478
00:30:18,419 --> 00:30:19,885
- No, I like a bit
hard wood, come on.
479
00:30:19,887 --> 00:30:20,952
- No, come on.
480
00:30:22,156 --> 00:30:24,456
- Oh, you
can't leave now, girls,
481
00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:26,158
you've got me all excited.
482
00:30:28,862 --> 00:30:30,395
Ah!
483
00:30:36,504 --> 00:30:38,538
- Get off her!
484
00:30:40,542 --> 00:30:41,975
No, stop!
485
00:30:43,110 --> 00:30:45,277
No, no, no, stop it!
486
00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:46,445
Stop!
487
00:30:47,915 --> 00:30:49,716
- Weddings
always get me choked up too.
488
00:30:57,958 --> 00:30:59,991
- Oh my God, leave
her alone, get back.
489
00:31:00,729 --> 00:31:02,427
No, no, no, no, no!
490
00:31:09,937 --> 00:31:12,306
Fuck you, fuck you!
491
00:31:15,844 --> 00:31:17,945
- Always
the bridesmaid.
492
00:31:19,146 --> 00:31:21,547
Never the bride.
493
00:31:21,549 --> 00:31:23,248
- No, please, no!
494
00:32:53,006 --> 00:32:54,341
- Whoa.
495
00:33:01,381 --> 00:33:02,582
- Mate,
what the fuck?
496
00:33:02,584 --> 00:33:04,483
Can't you see
we're busy in here?
497
00:33:11,659 --> 00:33:13,225
- Ssh!
498
00:33:14,161 --> 00:33:16,596
Come on, let's do this properly.
499
00:33:16,598 --> 00:33:18,196
- Sweet.
500
00:33:18,198 --> 00:33:23,270
- No, fuck's
sake! I don't mean like that.
501
00:33:23,805 --> 00:33:24,804
- Fucking hell.
502
00:33:24,806 --> 00:33:25,707
- I mean,
503
00:33:27,174 --> 00:33:28,206
talk.
504
00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:29,307
- To me?
505
00:33:36,216 --> 00:33:37,048
What?
506
00:33:37,050 --> 00:33:38,316
- What?
- What?
507
00:33:38,318 --> 00:33:39,819
- What?
508
00:33:39,821 --> 00:33:41,587
You know I'm sorry.
509
00:33:44,491 --> 00:33:46,893
Look, I didn't mean to hurt you.
510
00:33:46,895 --> 00:33:47,996
- Yeah, well, you did.
511
00:33:49,363 --> 00:33:50,596
Look, you can't just run away
from your feelings, Frankie,
512
00:33:50,598 --> 00:33:52,600
sometimes you've
gotta face them.
513
00:33:55,469 --> 00:33:57,803
Or some shit, innit? I
don't know, don't ask me.
514
00:33:57,805 --> 00:33:58,804
- Yeah, you're not
the first person
515
00:33:58,806 --> 00:34:00,274
that's said that to me today.
516
00:34:15,155 --> 00:34:16,891
I did miss you, you know?
517
00:34:21,361 --> 00:34:22,931
- Yeah and I um...
518
00:34:25,299 --> 00:34:27,267
I fucking love you, Frankie.
519
00:34:28,803 --> 00:34:29,769
- Really?
520
00:34:29,771 --> 00:34:30,672
- Yeah.
521
00:34:34,842 --> 00:34:37,275
- Or is that just
the drugs talking?
522
00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:41,479
- Oh, a little from column A.
523
00:34:41,481 --> 00:34:43,281
- Little from column B.
- B.
524
00:34:43,283 --> 00:34:44,184
- Yeah.
525
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,054
Oh, that's the most romantic
thing anyone's ever said to me.
526
00:34:48,056 --> 00:34:49,655
- Really?
527
00:34:49,657 --> 00:34:51,657
- Of course not, you
fucking dickhead.
528
00:34:51,659 --> 00:34:52,992
- Fuck's sake, Frankie.
529
00:34:52,994 --> 00:34:54,392
- But it'll do.
530
00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:15,347
- Fuck.
531
00:35:15,349 --> 00:35:17,583
- For fuck's sake.
- Shit.
532
00:35:17,585 --> 00:35:18,818
- Ssh!
533
00:35:49,383 --> 00:35:52,217
Can't believe you've
forgotten how to do it.
534
00:35:52,219 --> 00:35:54,086
Just unclip it.
535
00:36:29,222 --> 00:36:30,756
- Oh!
536
00:36:30,758 --> 00:36:32,758
- Jesus, Hol.
537
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,126
One threesome ain't
enough for you?
538
00:36:34,128 --> 00:36:35,460
- You both wish.
539
00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:37,730
Come on, we're leaving,
get your kit on.
540
00:36:37,732 --> 00:36:40,465
- What? what about-
- The threesome's off.
541
00:36:40,467 --> 00:36:43,769
Justin and Tamaryn had a
massive row, now she's crying
542
00:36:43,771 --> 00:36:45,771
and now he's downing
home-brew with some jugglers
543
00:36:45,773 --> 00:36:47,472
This party's turning to shit.
544
00:36:47,474 --> 00:36:48,808
- Sounds like it just
got started to me.
545
00:36:48,810 --> 00:36:50,442
- Shut up, Dazzler.
546
00:36:50,444 --> 00:36:52,011
Me and Tam are
going to the beach,
547
00:36:52,013 --> 00:36:53,679
get away from all these boys.
548
00:36:53,681 --> 00:36:54,513
- What about me?
549
00:36:54,515 --> 00:36:56,017
- What about you?
550
00:37:00,487 --> 00:37:03,189
- Who
the fuck's this clown?
551
00:37:03,191 --> 00:37:04,790
- I'm Mr. Punch.
552
00:37:05,893 --> 00:37:08,094
Who the fuck are you?
553
00:37:08,096 --> 00:37:10,963
How do you murder a clown?
554
00:37:10,965 --> 00:37:13,298
You go straight for the jugular.
555
00:38:30,845 --> 00:38:32,377
- Hey, babe.
556
00:38:34,682 --> 00:38:37,450
- Now
what do we have here?
557
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,621
- G'day, mate, come in,
the water's so nice.
558
00:38:44,258 --> 00:38:45,524
Do you want some?
559
00:38:45,526 --> 00:38:47,893
You look like you need
to chill the fuck out.
560
00:38:47,895 --> 00:38:50,863
- I'll be
back for you later, babe.
561
00:38:50,865 --> 00:38:53,601
Please excuse me for one moment.
562
00:38:54,969 --> 00:38:57,770
- Ready or not,
here I come.
563
00:38:59,106 --> 00:39:00,706
- What the fuck?
564
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:04,944
- What's long
and hard and fucks kids?
565
00:39:04,946 --> 00:39:06,045
Uh!
566
00:39:06,047 --> 00:39:06,612
- James!
567
00:39:06,614 --> 00:39:08,247
Fuck.
568
00:39:08,249 --> 00:39:09,915
- What the fuck
is wrong with you?
569
00:39:09,917 --> 00:39:12,117
- Simon, tell him,
please, what the fuck?
570
00:39:12,119 --> 00:39:13,052
Uh!
571
00:39:14,288 --> 00:39:16,354
- Let that
sink in.
572
00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:18,489
James.
573
00:39:18,491 --> 00:39:20,526
- Well,
I can do you too.
574
00:39:20,528 --> 00:39:21,760
Want a taste of this?
575
00:39:21,762 --> 00:39:22,595
- No!
576
00:39:22,597 --> 00:39:23,829
Uh!
577
00:39:23,831 --> 00:39:25,363
- Time to
get back in the closet.
578
00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:26,866
Uh!
579
00:39:26,868 --> 00:39:29,301
- I said back in the closet.
580
00:39:29,303 --> 00:39:31,537
Who's a pretty boy then?
581
00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:32,504
Not you!
582
00:39:32,506 --> 00:39:34,673
Not anymore!
583
00:39:39,981 --> 00:39:42,516
Frankie, where are you?
584
00:39:44,384 --> 00:39:45,553
- Fuck, man!
585
00:39:48,022 --> 00:39:49,824
Oh shit, bloody keys.
586
00:39:54,996 --> 00:39:56,128
What?
587
00:39:57,899 --> 00:39:59,397
Take the car.
588
00:39:59,399 --> 00:40:02,234
Take-take my weed, take my
treat, it's a fucking mint.
589
00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:03,702
- Naughty boy.
590
00:40:03,704 --> 00:40:06,171
Were you going to
drink and drive?
591
00:40:06,173 --> 00:40:08,207
- No, no, I promise, look.
592
00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:09,842
Take my keys.
593
00:40:12,513 --> 00:40:14,947
You want a hand job, is that it?
594
00:40:14,949 --> 00:40:16,849
Look, I'll spit on it
but I won't suck it.
595
00:40:18,352 --> 00:40:21,452
Okay, okay, I'll suck it, just
let me fucking breathe, man.
596
00:40:21,454 --> 00:40:22,388
- I just wanna know
597
00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:23,758
where your little friends are.
598
00:40:24,592 --> 00:40:25,724
- Who?
599
00:40:26,894 --> 00:40:28,227
- Wrong answer.
600
00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:38,537
Aw, sleep tight.
601
00:41:00,895 --> 00:41:04,632
- Guys, we definitely
made the right choice.
602
00:41:05,766 --> 00:41:08,235
That party was going
downhill real fast.
603
00:41:10,204 --> 00:41:13,574
- I don't know, I was
having a pretty good time.
604
00:41:14,642 --> 00:41:17,111
- It's so beautiful out here.
605
00:41:18,379 --> 00:41:22,247
Got the fire and the
sound of the waves.
606
00:41:26,754 --> 00:41:30,488
You know, I'm so glad that
I moved out of the city
607
00:41:30,490 --> 00:41:32,858
to somewhere so,
608
00:41:32,860 --> 00:41:34,426
just so peaceful.
609
00:41:37,798 --> 00:41:38,699
- Yeah.
610
00:41:39,967 --> 00:41:42,034
It's okay, I suppose.
611
00:41:50,177 --> 00:41:51,245
We should go.
612
00:41:54,115 --> 00:41:56,415
We should go like
skinny dipping!
613
00:41:57,752 --> 00:41:59,218
Yes!
614
00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:00,619
Surrender ourselves to the waves
615
00:42:00,621 --> 00:42:05,591
and just feel Mother
Nature on our skin.
616
00:42:05,593 --> 00:42:06,494
Yes!
617
00:42:07,661 --> 00:42:10,062
Whoo!
618
00:42:13,234 --> 00:42:16,001
Whoo!
619
00:42:16,003 --> 00:42:17,569
Whoo!
620
00:42:17,571 --> 00:42:18,706
Look at that!
621
00:42:19,907 --> 00:42:21,874
- Is she for real?
- Shut up.
622
00:42:21,876 --> 00:42:23,609
- Whoo!
623
00:42:25,179 --> 00:42:26,678
- You'll die of hyperthermia
624
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,583
before you even get a
lung full of effluence.
625
00:42:31,185 --> 00:42:34,119
We can go to Davy Wavy's
Waterpark tomorrow.
626
00:42:34,121 --> 00:42:39,193
It's got a wave machine
and everything, much safer.
627
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:40,661
- Okay.
628
00:42:42,029 --> 00:42:45,364
- You big city folk have a
lot to learn from us yokels.
629
00:42:45,366 --> 00:42:46,267
- Hm.
630
00:42:49,003 --> 00:42:51,970
- Yeah, you know, Hol, it was
a good idea coming out here.
631
00:42:51,972 --> 00:42:54,473
Somewhere romantic.
632
00:42:54,475 --> 00:42:56,543
- Ugh!
633
00:42:58,345 --> 00:43:00,281
- Are you reconsidering
moving away?
634
00:43:01,482 --> 00:43:03,882
- Oh, don't be my mum again.
635
00:43:03,884 --> 00:43:06,385
Just let me enjoy
this one night.
636
00:43:06,387 --> 00:43:07,455
- I get you.
637
00:43:09,990 --> 00:43:12,793
- Right, I'm gonna go piss.
638
00:43:13,894 --> 00:43:15,394
- Thanks for ruining the moment.
639
00:43:15,396 --> 00:43:17,029
- Shut up,
640
00:43:17,031 --> 00:43:19,031
I've had like 20 beers,
what do you expect?
641
00:43:19,033 --> 00:43:22,835
- Bollocks, have you, you've
had about half that.
642
00:43:26,373 --> 00:43:30,976
- Ah, Dazzler, keep walking,
don't wanna hear you.
643
00:43:48,429 --> 00:43:52,399
So you and Daryl
an item again then?
644
00:43:56,637 --> 00:43:57,705
- Don't know.
645
00:44:00,074 --> 00:44:01,608
Feels right,
646
00:44:01,610 --> 00:44:02,511
right now.
647
00:44:05,112 --> 00:44:07,514
We'll deal with the awkward
shit in the morning.
648
00:44:07,516 --> 00:44:09,551
- I mean, he's just,
649
00:44:10,851 --> 00:44:13,687
I don't know, like
not your type.
650
00:44:15,055 --> 00:44:17,489
- And how do you
know what my type is?
651
00:44:17,491 --> 00:44:19,260
- I'm not being horrible, hun.
652
00:44:20,261 --> 00:44:21,328
It's just...
653
00:44:22,329 --> 00:44:25,230
You're an artist studying at uni
654
00:44:25,232 --> 00:44:28,367
and well, he's just...
655
00:44:28,369 --> 00:44:31,436
- The last book he read
was "The Gruffalo,"
656
00:44:31,438 --> 00:44:34,206
he only managed to
finish that last year.
657
00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:36,110
- You two don't
know him like I do.
658
00:44:37,579 --> 00:44:40,814
He's funny, he's
smart, proper caring,
659
00:44:44,084 --> 00:44:46,553
just hides it
really fucking well.
660
00:44:46,555 --> 00:44:49,721
- Really fucking well.
661
00:44:49,723 --> 00:44:51,258
- Yeah, all right.
662
00:44:52,627 --> 00:44:54,359
He's a monosyllabic dickhead
that gets on better with cars
663
00:44:54,361 --> 00:44:58,032
than he does with, you
know, people, but...
664
00:45:01,502 --> 00:45:03,704
He's my monosyllabic dickhead.
665
00:45:05,206 --> 00:45:06,838
- Sounds like love to me.
666
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:07,741
- Mm-hm.
667
00:45:09,310 --> 00:45:10,778
- Shut up, does it.
668
00:45:32,933 --> 00:45:34,866
Oh dear.
669
00:45:34,868 --> 00:45:36,368
- What?
670
00:45:36,370 --> 00:45:38,437
- You really
pissed on your chips now.
671
00:45:38,439 --> 00:45:40,205
- Who the fuck are you
supposed to be, you silly cunt?
672
00:45:40,207 --> 00:45:44,510
- I'm Mr. Punch
and I know the way to do it.
673
00:45:44,512 --> 00:45:46,478
- Step off it,
I'll spark you clean out.
674
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,515
- Oh, you wanna
give Mr. Punch a punch, do you?
675
00:45:49,517 --> 00:45:50,816
Come on then, big man.
676
00:46:00,562 --> 00:46:03,295
If you come at Mr. Punch,
you'd better not miss.
677
00:46:03,297 --> 00:46:04,830
Uh!
678
00:46:14,475 --> 00:46:16,875
Come on, boy.
679
00:46:23,551 --> 00:46:24,816
Are you a piece of cod?
680
00:46:24,818 --> 00:46:29,758
You're about to get
battered.
681
00:46:30,457 --> 00:46:31,593
- Did you hear that?
682
00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:34,328
- Hear what?
683
00:46:35,462 --> 00:46:38,767
- This sort of weird
high-pitched voice
684
00:46:41,935 --> 00:46:43,804
- It's just the wind or the sea.
685
00:46:44,905 --> 00:46:46,708
- Or a
seagull eating a rat.
686
00:46:47,676 --> 00:46:48,508
- A rat?
687
00:46:48,510 --> 00:46:49,808
- Yeah.
688
00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:53,713
These boats are full
of them, big as cats.
689
00:46:53,715 --> 00:46:57,519
Luckily, the seagulls
are as big as vultures.
690
00:47:00,020 --> 00:47:02,888
Or it could be
Mr. Punch, course.
691
00:47:04,726 --> 00:47:06,795
- I remember saying
good vibes only tonight.
692
00:47:08,763 --> 00:47:09,664
Cut it out.
693
00:47:10,497 --> 00:47:12,397
- Who's Mr. Punch?
694
00:47:12,399 --> 00:47:13,768
- You don't wanna know.
695
00:47:15,169 --> 00:47:16,669
- Come on, Frankie.
696
00:47:16,671 --> 00:47:20,238
If Tam here wants to
be part of our group,
697
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,441
then she needs to
be kept up to speed
698
00:47:22,443 --> 00:47:24,943
with the local celebrities.
699
00:47:24,945 --> 00:47:26,978
- Ignore her, Tam,
700
00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:29,848
he's just someone our parents
used to warn us about,
701
00:47:29,850 --> 00:47:31,418
he scared me shitless.
702
00:47:34,188 --> 00:47:39,024
- Legend says that he
stalks the town at night
703
00:47:39,026 --> 00:47:42,597
looking for teenagers,
704
00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:47,569
girls misbehaving in particular.
705
00:47:49,870 --> 00:47:53,806
He hits their heads
with a big fat club.
706
00:47:55,744 --> 00:47:58,078
Toxic masculinity in the flesh.
707
00:47:59,848 --> 00:48:03,183
And on nights like this,
when the wind howls,
708
00:48:04,586 --> 00:48:08,521
we can hear him laughing as
he murders another teenager
709
00:48:08,523 --> 00:48:10,991
that was doing something
they shouldn't.
710
00:48:12,627 --> 00:48:16,796
- He's not real, like he
doesn't actually exist, right?
711
00:48:16,798 --> 00:48:18,363
- Of course he
doesn't.
712
00:48:18,365 --> 00:48:20,165
- Oh yes, he does.
713
00:48:22,469 --> 00:48:23,736
- Daryl.
714
00:48:25,540 --> 00:48:27,339
- If that's you, Dazzler,
I'll feed your dick
715
00:48:27,341 --> 00:48:28,907
to the fucking sand rats!
716
00:48:28,909 --> 00:48:31,111
- Yeah, Daryl, come
on, knock it off.
717
00:48:32,847 --> 00:48:34,580
It's not funny.
718
00:48:34,582 --> 00:48:36,684
- Oh yes, it is.
719
00:48:37,752 --> 00:48:40,252
- Look, Daryl, really
not fucking funny.
720
00:48:40,254 --> 00:48:41,788
- Hol,
721
00:48:41,790 --> 00:48:43,989
I w-wanna go home, I don't
like it out here anymore.
722
00:48:47,796 --> 00:48:50,362
- Yeah, same,
let's leave Frankie
723
00:48:50,364 --> 00:48:53,900
with the least fucking
funny dickhead in the world!
724
00:48:53,902 --> 00:48:55,701
- Hey, you can't
leave me on my own.
725
00:48:58,472 --> 00:49:00,372
- Oh, you're
not alone, Frankie.
726
00:49:05,012 --> 00:49:07,814
I hope she's carbon neutral.
727
00:49:11,952 --> 00:49:15,555
- Frankie, he can't
follow the both of us.
728
00:49:29,403 --> 00:49:30,903
- Daryl!
729
00:49:54,228 --> 00:49:55,128
Daryl.
730
00:50:33,233 --> 00:50:35,701
- Hello.
- Emergency, which service?
731
00:50:35,703 --> 00:50:37,670
- Police and fucking police.
732
00:50:37,672 --> 00:50:39,404
Okay, can you calmly
733
00:50:39,406 --> 00:50:41,406
state your location and
what your emergency is?
734
00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:44,512
- The-the beach, just-just
past the caravan park and...
735
00:50:45,813 --> 00:50:49,515
There's a man in a
mask, a Punch mask.
736
00:50:52,987 --> 00:50:53,788
Hello?
737
00:50:54,989 --> 00:50:56,254
- You can
never get a signal,
738
00:50:56,256 --> 00:50:59,359
when you need it,
can you?
739
00:51:03,798 --> 00:51:07,802
Snitches get
stitches.
740
00:51:09,303 --> 00:51:11,904
Time to sleep with the
dolphins.
741
00:52:01,121 --> 00:52:02,557
What do you call a
man stuck out at sea?
742
00:52:04,559 --> 00:52:05,825
Bob, you get it?
743
00:52:08,930 --> 00:52:12,064
Tough crowd.
744
00:52:19,774 --> 00:52:20,775
- Frankie.
745
00:52:22,175 --> 00:52:24,376
Frankie, Frankie, it's me,
it's me, it's me, it's me.
746
00:52:24,378 --> 00:52:25,711
- What did he do to you?
747
00:52:25,713 --> 00:52:26,979
- Fuck, I've had worse.
748
00:52:26,981 --> 00:52:28,814
- Holly and-and Tamaryn.
- Right, okay.
749
00:52:28,816 --> 00:52:30,583
- Frankie, listen to me!
- Holly and Tamaryn!
750
00:52:30,585 --> 00:52:33,151
- Frankie, Frankie, listen
to me, for fuck's sake!
751
00:52:34,122 --> 00:52:36,189
Frankie.
- I can't.
752
00:52:38,358 --> 00:52:40,862
- Oh, how sweet.
753
00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:48,567
Hey Frankie, you should
be with a real man,
754
00:52:48,569 --> 00:52:51,604
not a little boy.
755
00:52:51,606 --> 00:52:53,773
- No!
- Frankie, take this.
756
00:52:53,775 --> 00:52:55,775
Frankie, take it and
if he gets past me,
757
00:52:55,777 --> 00:52:57,777
then you fucking
stab him, right?
758
00:53:00,414 --> 00:53:01,947
- No!
- Run, Frankie, run!
759
00:53:01,949 --> 00:53:03,481
- No!
760
00:53:03,483 --> 00:53:05,718
- Roll up, roll
up, all the fun of the fair!
761
00:53:09,557 --> 00:53:11,023
Uh!
762
00:53:12,225 --> 00:53:16,996
- Home
run.
763
00:53:16,998 --> 00:53:18,698
I thought he was
never gonna shut up.
764
00:53:20,868 --> 00:53:22,200
But now.
765
00:53:22,202 --> 00:53:23,969
- No!
- Now, you and me,
766
00:53:23,971 --> 00:53:26,404
we can have some
quality time together.
767
00:53:26,406 --> 00:53:28,708
Talk about those
daddy issues of yours.
768
00:53:42,657 --> 00:53:44,859
- Please.
769
00:55:32,399 --> 00:55:34,834
Open the door.
770
00:55:34,836 --> 00:55:38,504
Please, you have to
help me, please, please.
771
00:55:38,506 --> 00:55:40,806
- I can't, I-I'm sorry, babe.
772
00:55:40,808 --> 00:55:42,373
- No, please,
you don't understand.
773
00:55:42,375 --> 00:55:43,408
You heard her.
774
00:55:43,410 --> 00:55:45,010
- Oh!
- We can't help you.
775
00:55:47,114 --> 00:55:48,379
- Please.
776
00:55:48,381 --> 00:55:50,983
- The only way to
keep Mr. Punch away
777
00:55:50,985 --> 00:55:54,987
is to be a good girl
and do as you're told.
778
00:55:54,989 --> 00:55:56,789
Isn't that right?
779
00:55:56,791 --> 00:55:57,957
So fuck off.
780
00:55:57,959 --> 00:55:58,791
- Please.
781
00:56:00,862 --> 00:56:02,094
Please.
782
00:56:02,096 --> 00:56:03,965
- Yeah, fuck off, please.
783
00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:07,566
- No, please!
784
00:56:08,803 --> 00:56:11,670
Open the door, please!
785
00:56:11,672 --> 00:56:13,672
No.
786
00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:15,241
- Don't you
know the rules, Frankie?
787
00:56:15,243 --> 00:56:17,142
- No!
788
00:56:17,144 --> 00:56:18,978
- When
the caravan's rocking,
789
00:56:18,980 --> 00:56:20,478
don't come a-knocking.
790
00:56:49,442 --> 00:56:50,743
- Help!
791
00:56:50,745 --> 00:56:52,645
Help!
792
00:56:52,647 --> 00:56:53,547
Help!
793
00:56:55,016 --> 00:56:56,384
- You all right, miss?
794
00:56:57,484 --> 00:56:59,053
You been drinking?
795
00:57:01,689 --> 00:57:03,555
How about drugs?
796
00:57:03,557 --> 00:57:06,558
Listen, you need to calm down.
797
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,061
- No!
798
00:57:09,063 --> 00:57:12,097
There's a man in a mask and
he-he tried to kill my friend!
799
00:57:12,099 --> 00:57:13,332
- All right, look, look, look,
800
00:57:13,334 --> 00:57:15,000
we've obviously got a
lot to unpack here, eh?
801
00:57:15,002 --> 00:57:16,802
Listen, why don't you come
down to the station with me,
802
00:57:16,804 --> 00:57:18,070
we can get a proper statement
803
00:57:18,072 --> 00:57:19,905
and maybe get you a
bed for the night, eh?
804
00:57:19,907 --> 00:57:20,808
- No, no.
805
00:57:22,777 --> 00:57:25,878
My friend, she...
806
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:29,784
- Oi, I asked nicely,
don't make me use force.
807
00:57:30,918 --> 00:57:33,352
Get into the back of the car.
808
00:57:33,354 --> 00:57:36,555
- I can't, what are
you, what are you doing?
809
00:57:36,557 --> 00:57:39,124
- Don't make me use these,
I will if necessary.
810
00:57:39,126 --> 00:57:40,458
Now take a seat in the back.
811
00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:43,197
- No.
812
00:57:46,801 --> 00:57:48,367
- Oh, what now?
813
00:57:50,404 --> 00:57:51,305
- He...
814
00:57:52,707 --> 00:57:54,807
He's behind, he's behind you.
815
00:57:54,809 --> 00:57:56,542
- Look, this ain't a pantomime.
816
00:57:56,544 --> 00:57:59,211
Oh yes, it is.
817
00:58:02,049 --> 00:58:06,151
You'll never take me
alive, officer.
818
00:58:09,590 --> 00:58:10,458
- No!
819
00:58:11,459 --> 00:58:13,491
Please, please don't!
820
00:58:15,229 --> 00:58:16,530
- No!
821
01:02:43,632 --> 01:02:45,866
- I say, I say...
822
01:02:47,134 --> 01:02:49,937
What's the difference between
five dicks and a joke?
823
01:02:52,540 --> 01:02:56,977
Your mother can't take
a joke!
824
01:02:59,813 --> 01:03:03,583
You can't run from your
problems forever, Frankie.
825
01:03:03,585 --> 01:03:06,653
Sooner or later, they're
going to catch up with you
826
01:03:06,655 --> 01:03:08,489
and when they do.
827
01:03:13,327 --> 01:03:16,895
I fucking hate
clowns.
828
01:03:53,901 --> 01:03:56,803
Jackpot!
829
01:03:56,805 --> 01:03:58,470
- Oh, fuck.
830
01:03:58,472 --> 01:03:59,838
- Come on, Frankie.
831
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:01,541
You know how the song goes.
832
01:04:09,016 --> 01:04:11,118
- Okay, okay, you win!
833
01:04:11,985 --> 01:04:12,819
- Eh?
834
01:04:12,821 --> 01:04:14,386
I say, I say,
835
01:04:14,388 --> 01:04:17,389
what do you say to a
woman with two black eyes?
836
01:04:20,060 --> 01:04:22,664
Come on, Frankie,
what do you say?
837
01:04:23,765 --> 01:04:25,364
- I don't know!
838
01:04:25,366 --> 01:04:27,866
- Nothing, you
already told her twice!
839
01:04:32,072 --> 01:04:33,939
See, I still think
you need to be taught
840
01:04:33,941 --> 01:04:35,842
a little lesson, Frankie.
841
01:04:35,844 --> 01:04:40,914
Just a little one, something
short and sharp.
842
01:04:46,887 --> 01:04:48,487
You call that a knife?
843
01:04:48,489 --> 01:04:49,454
Uh!
844
01:04:52,226 --> 01:04:53,693
- Fuck.
845
01:04:53,695 --> 01:04:55,360
Ow!
846
01:04:55,362 --> 01:04:57,462
- Roll up,
roll up, grab a prize.
847
01:04:57,464 --> 01:05:00,031
Get off!
848
01:05:00,033 --> 01:05:01,801
Uh!
849
01:06:47,374 --> 01:06:48,275
Frankie.
850
01:06:52,412 --> 01:06:53,648
Where are you?
851
01:06:59,754 --> 01:07:02,354
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
852
01:07:36,824 --> 01:07:38,292
- Fucking signal.
853
01:07:43,665 --> 01:07:46,097
Where is she, where is she?
854
01:07:46,099 --> 01:07:48,135
Where are you, Frankie, eh?
855
01:07:57,879 --> 01:07:59,879
Fucking signal.
856
01:08:06,253 --> 01:08:07,989
- I fucking knew it.
857
01:08:24,572 --> 01:08:25,707
- Yeah it's me.
858
01:08:27,041 --> 01:08:27,942
No.
859
01:08:29,276 --> 01:08:31,079
No, babe, she's gone.
860
01:08:34,348 --> 01:08:36,017
Stupid bitch jumped
861
01:08:37,451 --> 01:08:40,153
just like her waste
of a space father.
862
01:08:41,990 --> 01:08:44,592
But just in case she
managed to slip by me,
863
01:08:46,159 --> 01:08:49,564
put out the pass
signal, everyone.
864
01:08:51,566 --> 01:08:53,200
No, I'll tell Judy.
865
01:08:54,068 --> 01:08:57,235
I said I'll tell Judy.
866
01:08:57,237 --> 01:09:00,138
You just make sure that
everyone knows the drill.
867
01:09:07,615 --> 01:09:09,915
- Hey, Frankie.
868
01:09:41,248 --> 01:09:44,817
- That's one way to do
it, you fucking cunt.
869
01:09:55,328 --> 01:09:58,430
Come on, Mum, pick up please.
870
01:10:20,353 --> 01:10:21,254
Mum?
871
01:10:23,290 --> 01:10:24,424
Are you okay?
872
01:10:26,861 --> 01:10:28,763
- Oh, Frankie.
873
01:10:30,430 --> 01:10:32,098
- Mum.
874
01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:34,232
- Oh, baby.
875
01:10:34,234 --> 01:10:36,769
- Are
you, are you okay?
876
01:10:36,771 --> 01:10:38,606
- You're okay.
877
01:10:44,212 --> 01:10:45,713
- I'm so sorry.
878
01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:50,549
I'm so sorry, I should
have believed you.
879
01:10:50,551 --> 01:10:52,151
You weren't being paranoid.
880
01:10:52,153 --> 01:10:55,187
There is something out
there, something evil.
881
01:10:55,189 --> 01:10:57,455
And I need to tell you
something about Elton.
882
01:10:57,457 --> 01:10:58,824
- What about him, sweetheart?
883
01:10:58,826 --> 01:11:00,760
- Mum, he's the evil,
I saw him out there,
884
01:11:00,762 --> 01:11:02,528
he's tried to kill people,
he tried to kill me,
885
01:11:02,530 --> 01:11:04,964
I think he's killed Daryl
and I can't get hold of Holly
886
01:11:04,966 --> 01:11:07,933
'cause there's no
fucking signal anywhere.
887
01:11:07,935 --> 01:11:10,638
But you're the only one I
care about that's alive.
888
01:11:12,006 --> 01:11:14,607
- Oh, it's all right,
it's all right, sweetheart.
889
01:11:14,609 --> 01:11:15,777
I've got you.
890
01:11:17,211 --> 01:11:18,911
I've got you.
891
01:11:24,786 --> 01:11:26,284
Everything's gonna be okay.
892
01:11:36,197 --> 01:11:37,663
- What...
893
01:11:37,665 --> 01:11:38,733
What's that?
894
01:11:40,001 --> 01:11:41,867
- What's what?
895
01:11:50,477 --> 01:11:52,213
- Oh, this?
896
01:11:55,716 --> 01:11:57,785
This is just for a little game,
897
01:11:59,287 --> 01:12:01,287
like a local tradition.
898
01:12:09,096 --> 01:12:11,564
Mr. Punch will be here soon.
899
01:12:11,566 --> 01:12:12,465
- No.
900
01:12:13,734 --> 01:12:15,203
- And we,
901
01:12:16,336 --> 01:12:20,840
we can all be a family again.
902
01:12:20,842 --> 01:12:22,710
- Mum.
903
01:12:26,446 --> 01:12:28,013
What have they done to you?
904
01:12:28,015 --> 01:12:31,784
- And
you call me paranoid.
905
01:12:34,121 --> 01:12:35,420
Here he is.
906
01:12:35,422 --> 01:12:38,226
Now, be a doll, go
and answer the door.
907
01:12:39,927 --> 01:12:41,492
- No fucking way.
908
01:12:46,399 --> 01:12:49,802
Mum, please, we can fix
this, we can get out of here.
909
01:12:49,804 --> 01:12:52,470
We can have a clean
slate, please, please.
910
01:12:52,472 --> 01:12:54,940
Just please, just take
off this fucking mask.
911
01:12:54,942 --> 01:12:57,475
- Mr. Punch is
the man of the house.
912
01:12:57,477 --> 01:12:59,311
- Do not open that fucking door.
913
01:13:02,116 --> 01:13:04,785
- Mr. Punch is
the man of the house.
914
01:13:05,887 --> 01:13:08,789
Now we can't leave
him waiting outside.
915
01:13:09,891 --> 01:13:12,658
- Mum, don't open
the door please.
916
01:13:15,395 --> 01:13:16,297
Okay.
917
01:13:18,332 --> 01:13:20,199
- He'll just
have to use his key.
918
01:13:38,052 --> 01:13:39,218
- Why?
919
01:13:39,220 --> 01:13:41,421
- You
wouldn't understand,
920
01:13:42,556 --> 01:13:43,991
but one day,
921
01:13:44,992 --> 01:13:46,225
you will.
922
01:13:46,227 --> 01:13:49,395
- It's
true.
923
01:13:49,397 --> 01:13:52,264
We always hurt the ones we love.
924
01:13:52,266 --> 01:13:57,069
- And I know he's
just his showing affection.
925
01:13:57,071 --> 01:14:00,506
- You don't
understand what an honor it is
926
01:14:00,508 --> 01:14:02,875
for the good people of this town
927
01:14:02,877 --> 01:14:07,579
to choose me as this
year's Mr. Punch.
928
01:14:07,581 --> 01:14:10,384
- To pick
me as his Judy.
929
01:14:11,519 --> 01:14:15,189
Oh, it was, it was
just so wonderful.
930
01:14:16,390 --> 01:14:19,992
It was like we're
local celebrities
931
01:14:19,994 --> 01:14:24,964
or royalty even.
932
01:14:24,966 --> 01:14:26,497
- Why don't
you run along, Frankie
933
01:14:26,499 --> 01:14:28,400
and pop the kettle on?
934
01:14:28,402 --> 01:14:31,672
We can have a nice family chat,
935
01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:35,841
fill you in on a
few home truths.
936
01:15:00,434 --> 01:15:01,369
Look at me.
937
01:15:02,436 --> 01:15:04,770
Look at me!
938
01:15:11,212 --> 01:15:13,381
Don't cry, Frankie.
939
01:15:16,117 --> 01:15:18,352
You're so pretty, Frankie.
940
01:15:20,187 --> 01:15:22,121
Do you wanna stay the night?
941
01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:25,860
You know,
942
01:15:27,194 --> 01:15:29,361
with great power
943
01:15:29,363 --> 01:15:31,699
comes great responsibility.
944
01:15:41,142 --> 01:15:43,044
It's not for everyone,
945
01:15:47,648 --> 01:15:49,383
this Mr. Punch lark.
946
01:15:57,591 --> 01:15:59,994
Your father, for example,
947
01:16:02,797 --> 01:16:04,565
he just couldn't handle it.
948
01:16:05,466 --> 01:16:06,367
Oh yeah.
949
01:16:07,902 --> 01:16:09,735
It's about time you
learnt the truth
950
01:16:09,737 --> 01:16:12,805
about your father
and why he jumped.
951
01:16:12,807 --> 01:16:17,810
But you, I mean, you are
made of much sterner stuff,
952
01:16:17,812 --> 01:16:19,478
aren't you, Frankie?
953
01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:20,714
Maybe one day,
954
01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:26,287
you will make a wonderful
Judy for someone.
955
01:16:27,488 --> 01:16:30,823
- My little girl.
956
01:16:34,695 --> 01:16:37,162
- Maybe even me.
957
01:16:59,653 --> 01:17:02,855
There's nothing like
a nice cup of tea.
958
01:17:09,763 --> 01:17:10,829
- Oh!
959
01:17:32,319 --> 01:17:33,852
- What have you done?
960
01:17:35,322 --> 01:17:37,856
- It's tough love,
Mum, trust me.
961
01:17:43,497 --> 01:17:45,130
The police.
962
01:17:45,132 --> 01:17:49,401
- Now then,
now then, what's occurring?
963
01:17:49,403 --> 01:17:52,572
We've had reports you've
been a naughty girl.
964
01:17:54,909 --> 01:17:55,841
- Please!
965
01:17:55,843 --> 01:17:56,744
Please!
966
01:17:58,379 --> 01:18:00,814
Make it stop, please, please!
967
01:18:01,715 --> 01:18:03,282
Mum!
968
01:18:12,493 --> 01:18:14,693
- Don't you see, dear,
969
01:18:14,695 --> 01:18:18,163
how much you mean to
me, to this whole town?
970
01:18:18,165 --> 01:18:19,364
- Stop!
971
01:18:23,270 --> 01:18:25,472
- It's
the chop for you.
972
01:18:27,676 --> 01:18:32,110
- Smile,
you're on "Candid Camera."
973
01:18:32,112 --> 01:18:34,547
- Mum, please.
974
01:18:34,549 --> 01:18:35,814
Please.
975
01:18:39,386 --> 01:18:40,287
No!
976
01:18:41,789 --> 01:18:46,058
- Sorry, baby, but
it's for your own good.
977
01:18:46,060 --> 01:18:50,128
- Punch
is dead, long live Punch.
978
01:18:50,130 --> 01:18:54,534
Punch is dead, long live Punch.
979
01:18:54,536 --> 01:18:58,470
Punch is dead, long live Punch.
980
01:18:58,472 --> 01:18:59,938
- No, please!
981
01:18:59,940 --> 01:19:02,709
- Punch
is dead, long live Punch.
982
01:19:02,711 --> 01:19:03,909
Punch is dead.
983
01:19:05,479 --> 01:19:10,552
- That's the
way to do it.
67622
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