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♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪
Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ before school starts this fall ♪
Come on, Perry.
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom!!
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Phineas and Ferb are
making a title sequence!
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What have we got so far?
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I've got a bottle cap and a brass nail.
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Two bottle caps and a nail.
A washer, a hinge, and a nail.
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I've got a nickel and a piece of brass!
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No, wait, it's a nail.
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You never know what
you're going to find.
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I do. Another nail.
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Or a bottle cap.
Hi, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?
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We're looking for stuff with
Dad's steam-powered metal detector.
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Wow. An antique that
locates other antiques.
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Oh!
We've got another one.
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Cool. Let me dig it up.
Oh, there's a good lad.
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Wait. It's not a nail, it's a coin!
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Well, let's have a look then, huh?
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Oh, yes, I've seen this before.
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It's a commemorative coin
from the 1903 Danville World's Fair.
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Many steam-driven devices were
introduced to the world back then.
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It must've been quite an event!
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♪ Welcome to the future, all
you forward-thinking socialites ♪
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♪ Delightful world of steam so bright ♪
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♪ Change your life overnight ♪
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♪ Behold, this lady's hair brush
This motor-powered cow ♪
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♪ If you don't know
how this gizmo works ♪
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♪ I'll try to show you how ♪
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♪ It's robotic kitchens,
prototypes, a singing kettle ♪
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♪ You'll love this nut and
turtle shell made of living metal ♪
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♪ You'll never need to
settle for yesterday's future ♪
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♪ We've borrowed from tomorrow ♪
♪ Steam power, it's so super! ♪
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♪ Welcome to a brave new world! ♪
♪ My word! ♪
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♪ The future is an amazing
time for you to climb aboard ♪
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♪ Welcome to a brand-new day ♪
Hurray! ♪
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♪ Everything will change
Time for me to show the way ♪
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Step in closer, I've
got so much to show you.
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♪ A robotic rooster starts the morning ♪
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♪ And a rocket-powered cycle
takes you skyward, and you're soaring ♪
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♪ Till you fall towards a
lovely picnic made of future food ♪
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♪ Steam-powered sandwiches,
useful speaking fruits ♪
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♪ You're living in your prime,
catching lightning in a jar ♪
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♪ Robot butlers keep you tidy,
no matter where you are ♪
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♪ The future runs like clockwork,
and you'll never need to stress ♪
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♪ You really can't afford it
That's the price of steam progress! ♪
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♪ Welcome to a brave new world ♪
♪ My word! ♪
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♪ The future is amazing
Time for you to climb aboard ♪
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♪ Welcome to a brand-new day ♪
♪ Hurray! ♪
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♪ Everything will change
Time for me to show the way ♪
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You there, sir!
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Yes, you there, with the
excellent hat and that hair.
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You're clearly a man of taste.
Step up here, would you?
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Take a look at this marvelous machine.
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Wow!
The future's gonna be amazing!
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Flying machines,
household electrification,
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steam-powered submarines!
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Personally, I'm looking forward to
cheese that comes in aerosol cans.
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Still hard at work, Dad?
Well, hello there, my young fellows!
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Find anything good yet?
Oh, just some old Civil War coins.
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The Union assault
against the sunken road
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eventual pierced the Confederate center,
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but the Federal advantage was
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Dad? I'm sorry, we've
got, uh, chores to do.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Go ahead, boys.
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Don't let me stop you.
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As I was saying...
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♪ Oh, I'm a trudging to get some
water down this old and dusty road ♪
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♪ I reckon there'll be more someday
than just tree sticks and... ♪
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Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
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You should be doing your farm chores.
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Milking the cows, mending
the fences, shucking the corn,
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plowing the fields, and
milking the cows again.
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You can't just stand around, you know?
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Actually, Candace, we
were thinking about a way
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to do our chores using
modern steam technology.
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We learned all about
it at the World's Fair.
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Oh, did you now? Well, if
I didn't have to haul water,
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sweep the barn, collect
eggs, spin a quilt,
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and do whatever this is, I'd tell Mom.
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I wonder if she knows those
buckets have holes in them?
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Hello, boys. We would
like to inquire as to
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what you are doing at this moment?
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Well, like we were just telling Candace,
we were just about to create
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a steam-powered machine
that would help with our...
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Hey, where's Sweary?
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Found him! Found him!
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Oh, there you are,
Sweary the Swan.
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Man, that pet of yours
gives me the creeps!
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Oh, come on, Buford.
You know swans don't do much.
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Don't do much? The beak bite
on my butt begs to differ.
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Good morning, Agent S.
This is Major Megaburns.
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Your archenemy,
Professor von Doofenshmirtz,
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has been spotted creating
something evil in his laboratory.
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Go check it out.
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Perhaps Sweary would wanna
try my steam-powered jetpack.
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It's very heavy and full
of boiling-hot water.
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Hey, wait a minute!
How come your zoetrope image
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is so much cooler than mine?
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It's not cooler, sir,
it's just got more frames.
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♪ Doofenshmirtz
Doofenshmirtz, Doofenshmirtz ♪
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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Amalgamated ♪
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Ah, Sweary the Swan!
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How completely unforeseen is your...
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Uh, hang on a second.
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Ah, that's better.
Sweary the Swan!
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How completely unforeseen
is your presence here.
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And by that, I mean,
completely foreseen!
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Hey, no bites.
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I've got a little something for you.
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Well, hello there!
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Allow me to introduce to you
my sidekick, Pneumatic Pnorman.
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And both of those are spelt
with a "P." You know, the...
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the "P's" are silent.
I don't even know why
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they put 'em in there
if they're not gonna pronounce it.
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It's just a waste of a good letter.
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That's what it is. But
I babble. Back on topic...
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Shall I put this cucumber
in the salad, sir?
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That's not a cucumber, Pnorm.
I'm sorry about that, Sweary.
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He has problems identifying objects.
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Pnorm, that's a swan, and we're going
to tie him to the railroad tracks.
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How melodramatic!
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Wow! Do you preen your
feathers with that mouth?
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They should call you S...
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Oh! Oh, I get it!
Sweary the Swan.
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Okay, we're all set, Ferb.
Start her up.
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Shuck the corn!
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Milk the cows!
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Mend the fences!
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And lastly, plow and seed the field.
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I feel like I've been carrying
these buckets all summer!
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I'll never get to the fair
in time to meet Jeremy!
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Hey, Candace!
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Is that a steam-powered
chore-doing device?
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You are so going to get it!
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Get back here, you steam punks!
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Sorry, Candace, it won't
stop till we run out of coal!
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I shall go fetch Mother! Ma!
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Sweary the Swan, did you know
that the World's Fair is in town?
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They have all of this amazing
new technology. Here, look.
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It's all represented here on this
commemorative coin that I got.
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Ow! Now, look what you did.
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You made me drop it.
Pnorman, go find that coin.
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It's probably right at your feet, sir.
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I can't bend over without
pulling my axles out of alignment.
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Yeah, whatever, think of something.
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Anyway, like I was saying
before you bit my thumb,
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down at the fair they
have all these neat, new
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steam-powered gizmos that
they plan to use for progress.
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Normally, I wouldn't mind, but
they're also attaching a lot of hope
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and optimism to progress, and that's
something I will not put up with.
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So, I've built a big monster machine
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to smash their World's Fair to bits!
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Behold! It's an evil swan!
It's a...
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It's a big swan. It's like you, but,
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you know, bigger and hammer-ier.
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It's got more hammers than you do.
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Plus, it runs on the
new technology of steam!
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Sir, I found your coin.
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That's not a coin. That's
my daughter, you dolt!
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No wonder she wouldn't
fit in the gumball machine.
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You hear that, Sweary the Swan?
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That is the sound of...
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Aerosol cheese!
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We didn't hear what you said!
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Oh, for...
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Ma!
Oh, these new gadgets are so complicated.
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Up and down, and up
and down and up...
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Ma! Ma! Ma!
The boys!
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Machine to do their chores!
Not fair!
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Oh, my! That sounds exciting.
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I'll come have a look as soon as
I'm done doing whatever this is.
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I don't believe it!
A fuzzy doll in the shape of a bear?
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It's the end of decency.
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You never believed in
me or anthropomorphism.
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Everybody, run!
It's a big hammery swan!
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Ha! Soon you will all
see the power of my...
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We can't hear you!
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Look! A huge, rampaging,
steam-powered hammery swan!
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If only there was a way
we could record this event.
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Auguste, you have just
invented the moving
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picture documentary.
Quickly, mood music!
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This sure is a lot of
shucked corn and fresh milk.
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All in an afternoon's work.
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Aren't you a bit young to be
industrial revolutionaries?
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Yes. Yes, we are.
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As a simple farmer from a bygone age,
that's good enough for me.
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All right, Spartacus, let's
get these goods to market,
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and then it's back to
the bookcase for you.
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All our chores are done
and it's still light out.
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What else do you guys wanna do today?
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We could drink lemonade
and sit on the porch.
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We could go to Panama and start digging.
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We could formally begin courting.
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What?
Nothing.
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They built a giant machine
that does their chores.
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It shucks the corn, and it shoots
seeds out of a Gatling go...
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But, but, but...
Candace, it's 1903.
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We do not use that word!
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No, no, no, you're not
getting my best side.
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But here, let me show you
my worst side!
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What? Sweary the Swan!
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Ah, you wanna play swan-chicken, huh?
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Oh, no. Get back here!
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Oh, no! He's using the
old foie gras maneuver.
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Curse you, Sweary the Swan!
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And that's the way it
was at the Danville World's Fair.
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A giant steam-powered hammering swan?
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Come on, Dad. That sounds
a little far-fetched
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for the time period, doesn't it?
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Oh, yes. Yes, it does.
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Man, how long was I up there?
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Come on gang. Let's get started
on building our mega-mondo...
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Ah! No can do, dinner bell.
It's family day,
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and the Van Stomms
from the low countries are visiting.
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Buford is outtie, G.
Well, that's a bummer,
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but we can come up
with some workarounds.
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So if you two...
No can do, Phineas.
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I am taking an East
Indian cooking class.
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We are going to make goat vindaloo.
235
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If we can ever find a goat.
236
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,333
Oh, there is one now!
Got to run!
237
00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:14,235
Well, good luck!
238
00:12:14,569 --> 00:12:17,138
Well, the plans will still
work with just three of us.
239
00:12:17,172 --> 00:12:18,516
I'm afraid your plans will have to wait
240
00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:20,341
until after Ferb's dental appointment.
241
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,543
Come on, honey. Time to go.
All right.
242
00:12:22,577 --> 00:12:25,212
Wow, I've never seen Ferb so nervous.
243
00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:27,515
Hmm... Well, I guess it's
just the two of us, huh?
244
00:12:27,549 --> 00:12:30,084
Isabella, are you all right?
245
00:12:31,219 --> 00:12:33,154
Oh. Oh, yeah. We could
spend the day together.
246
00:12:33,188 --> 00:12:36,090
That would be fun. Whatever.
Let's see, with only two of us,
247
00:12:36,124 --> 00:12:38,192
we'd have to reallocate
some weight in order to...
248
00:12:38,493 --> 00:12:41,228
Hmm. Well, maybe if we
just reduce the amount of...
249
00:12:41,263 --> 00:12:43,531
Nope, that won't fly either.
250
00:12:43,565 --> 00:12:46,100
You know, this is a lot
harder without Ferb around.
251
00:12:46,134 --> 00:12:47,368
But he never says anything.
252
00:12:47,402 --> 00:12:50,304
It's not what he doesn't say,
it's how he doesn't say it.
253
00:12:50,338 --> 00:12:53,140
Well, I could get the Fireside
Girl Manual for inspiration.
254
00:12:53,175 --> 00:12:55,209
That sounds great! Thanks!
255
00:12:55,243 --> 00:12:58,345
Wow, even Perry's gone.
But that's pretty normal.
256
00:12:58,807 --> 00:13:02,116
♪ Dooby, dooby doo, bah
Dooby, dooby, doo, bah ♪
257
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:03,284
♪ Perry! ♪
258
00:13:03,318 --> 00:13:06,287
I see you've taken our new
breakfast-themed lair entrance.
259
00:13:06,321 --> 00:13:09,056
It's the most important
lair entrance of the day.
260
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:11,225
Anyhoo, OWCA has surveillance footage
261
00:13:11,259 --> 00:13:14,061
of Doofenshmirtz raiding
thrift store dollar bins.
262
00:13:14,095 --> 00:13:17,231
We're not sure if it's evil, but it's...
well, it's just kind of pathetic.
263
00:13:17,265 --> 00:13:19,366
Get to the bottom of this
and stop Doof's potential
264
00:13:19,401 --> 00:13:21,302
poverty-driven
criminal freak-out!
265
00:13:21,336 --> 00:13:24,471
And, uh, how about you pick up a cup
of coffee for him on your way over?
266
00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:27,107
It's on me. Use some petty cash.
267
00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:29,109
I feel bad for the poor guy.
268
00:13:32,247 --> 00:13:34,181
The Fireside Phone!
269
00:13:34,216 --> 00:13:36,317
Gretchen at the ready, ma'am.
Commence debriefing.
270
00:13:36,351 --> 00:13:38,185
Gretchen, we have a Code Pink!
271
00:13:38,220 --> 00:13:40,521
Romeo is alone!
Repeat, Romeo is alone!
272
00:13:40,555 --> 00:13:42,556
Roger that. Don't
panic, we're on our way.
273
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,159
Reporting for duty, ma'am.
274
00:13:46,595 --> 00:13:50,364
The troop is establishing the mobile
tactical headquarters as we speak.
275
00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:52,099
Nice hustle.
276
00:13:54,169 --> 00:13:56,503
I know, right? With Phineas
and Ferb split up for the day,
277
00:13:56,538 --> 00:13:58,372
it's practically a vacation!
278
00:13:58,406 --> 00:14:01,175
Yes, I know we're already
on summer vacation, Stace.
279
00:14:01,209 --> 00:14:05,246
I was just... What?
A Fireside Girls Mobile Tactical Unit?
280
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,920
Sorry, Stace! Gotta go!
281
00:14:07,216 --> 00:14:10,084
Okay, what are you doing and what
does it have to do with my brothers?
282
00:14:10,118 --> 00:14:12,519
Um, it's something of a delicate matter.
283
00:14:12,554 --> 00:14:14,488
Romeo is all go!
Delicate?
284
00:14:14,522 --> 00:14:16,043
Well, you might not know,
285
00:14:16,044 --> 00:14:18,325
but I have a little bit
of a crush on Phineas.
286
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,227
"Little" being subjective.
287
00:14:20,262 --> 00:14:23,464
Stand down, Fireside Girl.
Totally get the crush thing.
288
00:14:23,498 --> 00:14:26,066
You know, I don't quite
get the Phineas thing.
289
00:14:26,101 --> 00:14:28,335
I mean, you do realize
his head is a triangle?
290
00:14:28,370 --> 00:14:33,073
Yeah. It's so acute.
Whatever. I have got your back, sister.
291
00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:36,076
I will stay out of the yard and
keep Mom out of the way, too.
292
00:14:36,111 --> 00:14:37,311
Like that should be difficult.
293
00:14:41,053 --> 00:14:43,187
Oh, it's you, Perry the Platypus.
294
00:14:43,221 --> 00:14:46,924
What, for me? Oh!
That's a nice gesture, thanks.
295
00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:48,325
And you even used the doorbell,
296
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,895
instead of just crashing
through like you usually do.
297
00:14:50,929 --> 00:14:52,273
I really appreciate
this, Perry the Platypus,
298
00:14:52,297 --> 00:14:54,965
'cause, you know, money's
a little tight lately.
299
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,867
I can't even rub two nickels together.
300
00:14:56,902 --> 00:14:58,202
Although, if I had two nickels,
301
00:14:58,236 --> 00:14:59,947
I don't think I would
sit and rub them together.
302
00:14:59,971 --> 00:15:01,049
It's...
Oh, oh, yeah, you're...
303
00:15:01,073 --> 00:15:02,216
you're trapped, Perry the Platypus.
304
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,875
It's quick-hardening,
non-dairy creamer.
305
00:15:04,910 --> 00:15:06,094
Like I said, I'm on a budget.
306
00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:07,882
I know what you're
thinking, Perry the Platypus.
307
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:11,969
How could this happen to such a
with-it guy like Heinz Doofenshmirtz?
308
00:15:12,004 --> 00:15:13,984
Well, my ex-wife Charlene
is out of the country
309
00:15:14,019 --> 00:15:18,022
on one of those extreme
eco-cultural exploration vacations.
310
00:15:18,056 --> 00:15:19,300
I don't know what
they do on those trips,
311
00:15:19,324 --> 00:15:21,225
but I imagine it's very expensive.
312
00:15:21,259 --> 00:15:22,960
Oh, she's got some nerve!
313
00:15:22,994 --> 00:15:25,333
That's my alimony she's throwing away.
314
00:15:25,368 --> 00:15:27,832
And the worst is, she
keeps texting me these pics.
315
00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:30,034
Oh, come on, really?
316
00:15:30,068 --> 00:15:31,669
Anyway, the problem is, I've
317
00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:35,005
already spent this month's alimony
on my new inator.
318
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,241
And now I don't have enough
money left to send Vanessa
319
00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:40,010
to the Grievance Movie
Marathon she wants to see.
320
00:15:40,045 --> 00:15:41,956
They're playing all the
Grievance movies in order.
321
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:44,982
They got The Grievance,
they've got Grievance 2: The Gripe,
322
00:15:45,016 --> 00:15:46,917
Grievance 3: Bone to Pick,
323
00:15:46,952 --> 00:15:49,954
and Grievance 4: The
Revenge of the Italian Jug Band.
324
00:15:49,988 --> 00:15:52,089
Yeah, I don't think
that last one is canon.
325
00:15:52,124 --> 00:15:53,924
Oh, what kind of father am I?
326
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:55,893
Oh! Oh, the shame is overwhelming.
327
00:15:55,927 --> 00:15:58,863
I can't even enjoy using
my new Teleport-inator.
328
00:16:00,098 --> 00:16:02,867
Nah, nah. I'm just not in
the mood. Maybe tomorrow.
329
00:16:04,336 --> 00:16:06,203
And it was such a stellar plan, too.
330
00:16:06,238 --> 00:16:08,022
I was gonna use it to send City Hall,
331
00:16:08,023 --> 00:16:09,807
and consequently my brother, Roger,
332
00:16:09,841 --> 00:16:13,077
back to Drusselstein and out
of his mayoral jurisdiction.
333
00:16:13,111 --> 00:16:15,980
No fuss, no muss. Just "bzzt"
and he's gone instantly.
334
00:16:16,181 --> 00:16:17,915
If only it were that easy
335
00:16:17,949 --> 00:16:19,293
to get Vanessa to the movie theater.
336
00:16:19,317 --> 00:16:22,153
Wait... Wait a second!
337
00:16:22,187 --> 00:16:24,955
I could just add another
setting to my Teleport-inator
338
00:16:24,990 --> 00:16:28,042
and send Vanessa directly
to the theater and completely
339
00:16:28,043 --> 00:16:31,095
bypass those ridiculously
inflated movie ticket prices.
340
00:16:31,129 --> 00:16:34,832
Oh, man, am I good!
That deserves a victory sip!
341
00:16:34,866 --> 00:16:38,002
Ugh! Wait,
what is this? Decaf?
342
00:16:38,036 --> 00:16:39,870
It's like you don't even know me!
343
00:16:39,905 --> 00:16:43,040
All right, Fireside Girls,
initiating Operation Perfect Picnic.
344
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:44,975
Roger that!
345
00:16:46,945 --> 00:16:49,113
Well, looks like the
operation is in Phase Two,
346
00:16:49,147 --> 00:16:50,848
and I am gonna make myself scarce.
347
00:16:50,882 --> 00:16:52,850
Cadet Flynn is out.
Peace!
348
00:16:52,884 --> 00:16:54,919
Here we go. Well, let's
just take a look...
349
00:16:55,086 --> 00:16:58,989
You know, I'm kind of hungry.
Well, then why not just have a picnic?
350
00:16:59,024 --> 00:17:00,703
Wow! What a great idea!
351
00:17:00,704 --> 00:17:04,061
And I just happen to have
a picnic basket right here!
352
00:17:04,095 --> 00:17:05,963
Ooh, she's good.
353
00:17:05,997 --> 00:17:08,165
Wow!
Way to be prepared, Isabella!
354
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,201
Just doing my Fireside Girl thang.
355
00:17:10,235 --> 00:17:13,070
I packed it with some
Mexican-Jewish delicacies, like...
356
00:17:13,238 --> 00:17:15,272
Gefilte-flan!
It wobbles!
357
00:17:15,974 --> 00:17:18,876
Ew!
Ew!
358
00:17:18,910 --> 00:17:20,244
That looks ridiculous.
359
00:17:20,879 --> 00:17:22,813
Oh, no,
we've got a Code Irving!
360
00:17:22,847 --> 00:17:23,847
Strike team, deploy!
361
00:17:23,882 --> 00:17:25,092
Let's see what else I've got.
362
00:17:25,116 --> 00:17:26,260
Did you hear something?
363
00:17:26,284 --> 00:17:27,284
Nope.
364
00:17:30,255 --> 00:17:31,956
Mission accomplished.
365
00:17:33,058 --> 00:17:36,093
Hello, ladies!
366
00:17:36,683 --> 00:17:40,231
The fox hops over the log, the
rabbit crawls under the log...
367
00:17:40,932 --> 00:17:42,866
Okay, got it!
Now, to send...
368
00:17:43,969 --> 00:17:46,837
And now, to send my
daughter to the movies!
369
00:17:47,973 --> 00:17:49,873
No, see, it just doesn't
work in this instance.
370
00:17:49,908 --> 00:17:51,986
You know what, you guys just
take the rest of the day off.
371
00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:53,877
You wanna go see a movie?
Yeah, sure.
372
00:17:53,912 --> 00:17:55,145
How about Grievance 4?
373
00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:57,982
Hey, Vanessa, pumpkin pants, can
you come in here for a second?
374
00:17:58,016 --> 00:18:01,252
Good news, sweetie. I can send
you to the movies after all!
375
00:18:01,286 --> 00:18:03,320
Really, Dad, it's no big deal.
376
00:18:03,355 --> 00:18:06,123
♪ Ducky Mo, Ducky Momo! ♪
377
00:18:06,258 --> 00:18:08,993
♪ Ducky Mo, Ducky Momo! ♪
378
00:18:09,861 --> 00:18:13,063
I did it! And now that my
Super Dad status is intact,
379
00:18:13,098 --> 00:18:15,833
it's time to take care of business!
380
00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:17,801
And by "business," I mean evil!
381
00:18:17,836 --> 00:18:20,237
It's time to set my
sights on city...
382
00:18:23,174 --> 00:18:27,144
Hmm...
Oh, now I get it.
383
00:18:27,178 --> 00:18:29,947
Huh. I didn't count on
an oscillate function.
384
00:18:29,981 --> 00:18:32,249
Somehow, I don't think
this bodes well for my plan.
385
00:18:32,284 --> 00:18:35,019
That one's one of my own creations.
I call it the enchillatke.
386
00:18:35,053 --> 00:18:36,120
It was delicious.
387
00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:41,058
Now, here we are.
Gladys, we have a runner.
388
00:18:43,995 --> 00:18:45,996
Hey, Ferb! You're back!
389
00:18:48,199 --> 00:18:50,901
Brilliant!
See what I mean, Isabella?
390
00:18:51,069 --> 00:18:53,170
Yeah, it's how he doesn't say it.
391
00:18:53,204 --> 00:18:56,307
Let's get to work. This will
be the biggest picnic ever!
392
00:18:56,341 --> 00:18:58,075
I'll get the tools.
393
00:18:58,109 --> 00:19:00,044
All right, girls, Union Jack is back.
394
00:19:00,078 --> 00:19:02,713
Operation Perfect Picnic
is now Operation Ginormous,
395
00:19:02,714 --> 00:19:04,148
Nonromantic, Overblown Picnic.
396
00:19:04,182 --> 00:19:06,817
Al flabahem abla flapabla.
397
00:19:06,851 --> 00:19:09,153
It's all right, big guy.
You guys just do what you do.
398
00:19:09,187 --> 00:19:11,855
Looks like we're gonna
need a change of venue.
399
00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:12,890
How about the park?
400
00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:17,828
What do you know, no
more Perry the Platypus.
401
00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:20,230
Transported to some
random location somewhere.
402
00:19:20,265 --> 00:19:21,465
Ow!
403
00:19:21,466 --> 00:19:23,867
Ahhh! Ow!
404
00:19:23,902 --> 00:19:25,836
Thanks for introducing me
405
00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:28,806
to the ironic enjoyment
of Ducky Momo, Candace.
406
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,841
Ironic, yeah!
407
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:33,177
So, your dad was really
raised by wild ocelots?
408
00:19:33,211 --> 00:19:36,947
OMG, I wish that was the
weirdest thing about my family.
409
00:19:37,182 --> 00:19:40,568
Candace? Oh. You know,
amusement parks really
410
00:19:40,569 --> 00:19:43,954
aren't my thing, but
knock yourself out, girl!
411
00:19:44,089 --> 00:19:47,163
♪ Ducky Mo, Ducky Momo ♪
412
00:19:47,198 --> 00:19:49,059
♪ He's your very best friend ♪
413
00:19:49,094 --> 00:19:51,328
Okay. I said I'd give them
space for a romantic picnic.
414
00:19:51,363 --> 00:19:53,163
That is not a romantic picnic!
415
00:19:53,198 --> 00:19:54,998
That is bust-town, USA.
416
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:59,203
♪ Here's where I'll make my final stand ♪
417
00:20:00,138 --> 00:20:04,908
♪ I'm gonna bust my
brothers down in picnic land ♪
418
00:20:05,143 --> 00:20:09,179
♪ In picnic land ♪
419
00:20:11,983 --> 00:20:15,152
♪ It'll be
a pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic bust! ♪
420
00:20:15,186 --> 00:20:17,921
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic bust! ♪
421
00:20:17,956 --> 00:20:20,090
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic
bust! ♪
422
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:22,226
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic bust! ♪
423
00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:25,062
♪ I can bust them at the grill
or the hot dog on the hill ♪
424
00:20:25,096 --> 00:20:27,197
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic
bust! ♪
425
00:20:27,232 --> 00:20:30,100
♪ I can take 'em at the waffle
tram with a side of double ham ♪
426
00:20:30,135 --> 00:20:32,169
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic bust! ♪
427
00:20:32,203 --> 00:20:36,006
♪ This is gonna be my finest hour ♪
428
00:20:37,409 --> 00:20:41,311
♪ 'Cause now I'm gonna bust
the boys with picnic power ♪
429
00:20:41,346 --> 00:20:44,948
♪ It'll be a
pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic bust! ♪
430
00:20:44,983 --> 00:20:47,151
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic bust! ♪
431
00:20:47,185 --> 00:20:49,953
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic-a-nic bust! ♪
432
00:20:49,988 --> 00:20:52,089
♪ A pic-a-nic-a-nic ♪
433
00:20:52,123 --> 00:20:54,291
I am so gonna relish this bust! Ma!
434
00:20:54,325 --> 00:20:55,512
Honey, it'll have to wait.
435
00:20:55,513 --> 00:20:57,294
I've got to go pick up
Ferb from the dentist.
436
00:20:57,328 --> 00:21:00,063
Ma! Ferb's here.
At the park.
437
00:21:00,098 --> 00:21:03,200
Oh, well, he must've gotten out early.
I'm on my way.
438
00:21:03,234 --> 00:21:06,003
Try our famous
Tjinder family vindaloo.
439
00:21:06,037 --> 00:21:08,205
No, no, try our
Van Stomm family bitterballen.
440
00:21:08,239 --> 00:21:09,873
Try the vindaloo!
Bitterballen!
441
00:21:09,908 --> 00:21:11,208
Vindaloo!
Bitterballen!
442
00:21:11,242 --> 00:21:13,944
Hey, you got
your bitterballen in my vindaloo.
443
00:21:13,978 --> 00:21:16,246
And you got your vindaloo
all over my bitterballen.
444
00:21:16,281 --> 00:21:19,149
I wonder if these two great
tastes will taste great together?
445
00:21:19,184 --> 00:21:22,853
Nah, we should kill this with fire.
Agreed.
446
00:21:22,887 --> 00:21:24,188
Ahh!
447
00:21:24,322 --> 00:21:25,956
Help! Ow!
448
00:21:28,126 --> 00:21:29,193
What happened?
449
00:21:29,227 --> 00:21:31,328
Something just happened!
I smell bitterballen!
450
00:21:31,362 --> 00:21:33,931
Where are we?
Hey, not bad!
451
00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:37,000
I could totally go for a
mid-afternoon nosh. What are you doing?
452
00:21:37,902 --> 00:21:39,970
Curse you, Perry the...
453
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,242
Over here! You got to see this!
Oh, Candace, you're right.
454
00:21:45,276 --> 00:21:48,145
I am?
That is just adorable.
455
00:21:48,179 --> 00:21:51,081
What?
Wow, I don't know where it all went.
456
00:21:51,115 --> 00:21:52,960
It's a good thing we
brought our own basket, huh?
457
00:21:56,187 --> 00:21:58,940
Yes. Yes, it is.
458
00:21:59,023 --> 00:22:00,924
Come on, Candace. Let's go home.
459
00:22:00,959 --> 00:22:02,960
But-but-but, a whole park!
460
00:22:02,994 --> 00:22:07,103
Yep, and just the two of them.
I get it. But, ew.
461
00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:12,496
♪ Bring on Ducky Ducky Momo ♪
462
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:15,232
♪ bring on Ducky Ducky Momo ♪
463
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,768
♪ who's the happy-time toy-toy ♪
464
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,905
♪ for every girl and boy-boy? ♪
465
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:23,507
♪ Who's the fuzzy enjoyment? ♪
466
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,576
♪ Make fun with Ducky Momo! ♪
467
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:28,112
♪ Bring on Ducky Ducky Momo ♪
468
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,815
♪ Ducky Mo, Ducky Momo ♪
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♪ he's your very best friend ♪
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♪ Ducky Mo, Ducky Momo ♪
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♪ he's your very best friend! ♪
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