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A Pop original series.
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We will beat you in
the aerobics finals!
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Your wife has been
cheating on you, Barry.
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I will sell you half of Fitness By
Force. It's like hedging your bets.
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You betrayed me?!
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- What is this?
- Um, I'm rehearsing my finals performance.
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So show me what you got.
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- ♪ We are the winners ♪
- _
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♪ Watch us glimmer ♪
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♪ Like the sun,
we're the champions ♪
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- ♪ We're in control, body and soul ♪
- Yeah! Oh, yeah!
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♪ We push ourselves
to the maximum ♪
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♪ The champions, the champions ♪
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♪ We are the champions ♪
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- ♪ We are the winners watch us glimmer ♪
- Stop!
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- (ALL GROANING)
- (BARRY CHUCKLES)
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What is it gonna take for you
two to stay on your marks?!
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I just heard a toilet flush.
The biggest toilet in the world!
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This went down that toilet. That's
what I heard. Did everyone hear it?
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- I-I heard the toilet.
- Yeah! Yeah, I bet you did.
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Yeah, since this is gonna be
on TV, I feel like his bronzer
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- is gonna be a little strong,
- It's not make-up!
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- you know?
- We are one hour from show time,
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and it has never taken
this long to rehearse.
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The intro must be perfect!
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If fat Joe is standing
in front of me,
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no one's gonna
be able to see me.
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He's like a human
pot-bellied eclipse!
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- That's not fair. You're exaggerating slightly.
- Okay.
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Barry Manilow. Barry
Sanders. Barry the Cable Guy.
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That's a short list
of better Barrys!
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Strawberry,
blueberry, best Barry!
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- You just look stupid.
- See how rude he is?
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There is no
fighting in aerobics!
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You said that in your
speech last night.
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- Yeah, I was hallucinating!
- You two stay on your marks,
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or My Little Pony here is
gonna kick your gymnasiums out!
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I don't care what happens
to any of you after this.
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I just need to see smiles,
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molar-to-molar smiles!
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Alright, you've heard her.
We'll take it from the midpoint.
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She would fellate a
porcupine to get her way.
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I'm not even joking,
so don't upset her.
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Hey, I hate you.
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Uh, we should all listen
to the Vanslootens,
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because they run this event.
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But you should listen to me,
because if you don't, I'll fire you.
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- You can't fire us.
- Oh, he didn't tell you?
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You shut your mouth, or I'll wipe
my big ass with your giant forehead!
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Joe sold half of Fitness
by Force to Claudia.
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- Hmm?
- I own half of you.
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- That's illegal and a racist, dawg.
- Yeah. Nice try, orange guy.
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Our kick-ass captain wouldn't
play us like that, right?
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- Cue the music!
- What?
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- Three, two, one!
- ♪ We are the winners watch us glimmer ♪
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♪ Take me tonight, should
we take the spotlight ♪
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♪ The champions ♪
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- ♪ Let's get physical, physical ♪
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com -
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That's why I'm donating your $8
million inheritance to the winning gym
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- of the Competitive Aerobics Championships.
- What are you doing?!
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- Turn that off!
- Barry's in their heads.
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Trust me! I had to
explain everything!
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- So there's a prize money up in this competition?
- The Colonel's got millions of dollars.
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Claudia owns half
of Fitness by Force?
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You sold half our
gym to Claudia?!
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Everybody, just
calm down, alright?
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We needed her money to get here.
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Oh, if we win today, everybody
gets a six-figure bonus.
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Oh, money, money, money!
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But our run to finals
was about team and family,
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beating a common enemy.
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This money has
nothing to do with you.
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I don't care about
the money, Janet.
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Good luck winning without me.
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- Aw, c'mon, T-Rex.
- And you had no right selling our gym!
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Okay, it looks like Barry
and Claudia are done,
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so my plan was to get her and her
money to come back to our family.
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And how are you planning
on winning without
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- a full team?
- I don't know.
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Do you want me to
dance mixed pairs
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- with you? Oh, I know the routine.
- No.
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I know it. (HUSHED) I could do it.
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- No, I am not dancing with my mother!
- (ROCK MUSIC)
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I remember it.
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Calm resting heart rate,
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directly correlated
with top-tier athletes.
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Let's check out little
piggy number one.
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(MACHINE BEEPS)
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What's wrong with this
squiggly little piggy?
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What, do we have
a little flutter?
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You have 30 seconds to lower your
heart rate, or you'll be replaced.
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Lower it!!
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Put your hand on
my heart. Feel it.
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That is the heart
rate of a champion,
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controlled by a brain
that has pre-visualized
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every outcome and every variable
of every possible situation.
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Drop your hand.
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Only touch me when I ask you to.
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Now, who's gonna rub
me down in BENGAY?
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You two-faced, skanky waif!
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You toy with my hapless son like
he's some sort of inbred corgi.
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You make a deal to steal
half of my husband's money,
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and you think that I'm
simply going to let that go?
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I will spend my remaining years
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enacting a slow but painful
revenge that will end with you
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nibbling off your own fingers
in an insane asylum.
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I might have a slightly more
mutually beneficial plan.
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Barry found out about my
investment in your gym.
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Right now, he's probably
plotting to leave me, sue me,
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and hire a private
investigator to track me.
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All I have left is my
investment in Force.
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And I actually really believe
Joe could win this thing.
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You... really think
that Joe could win?
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Wanna... have some
wine and talk about it?
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Hmm.
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Chardonnay.
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Tina, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait! Just wait!
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Just listen. I just...
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Sorry, can we have
the room for a minute?
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This is supposed to be our room.
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Yeah, well, I'm supposed to
be a rock star, okay? Get out!
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(SIGHING)
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We are this close, this close,
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to getting everything that
we worked so hard for, and...
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if you leave now, we are screwed.
I have to dance with my mom.
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Please don't make
me dance with my mom.
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- Put yourself in my shoes, Joe.
- (SIGHS)
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I need you. I don't even
care about the money.
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I don't... I don't even
care about winning. I just...
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I just want to dance with you.
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- (GENTLE MUSIC)
- (SNIFFLES)
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- One condition.
- Anything.
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Stop talking to
that controlling,
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power-hungry,
only-cares-about-herself bitch.
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(SIGHING) I get it,
but she's my mom.
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No, I'm talking about Claudia.
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Oh. Okay, deal. No more Claudia.
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- Claudia is fully on Team Force now!
- (JOE GROANS)
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- Dammit!
- She has a great plan! Oh, my God!
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Just wait. Just stay until
the end of the finals,
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and then we'll figure it out.
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(HUSHED) Fine.
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I'm back in.
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- (SIGHS DEEPLY)
- What did I miss?
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Everything is so messy.
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(ANNOUNCER) All dancers
report to the stage for places.
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Come on!
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I thought this was good news.
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(ANNOUNCER) Welcome to the finals!
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The 2018 Competitive
Aerobics Championships!
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♪ The champions,
the champions, woo! ♪
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(UP-TEMPO POP MUSIC)
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(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
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- I've got this, fatso.
- Hope you die.
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(LAUGHING)
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Wow! Another fabulous intro.
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I'm your co-host,
Kathy Vanslooten.
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And this, of course, is my attractive,
not as much as he used to be,
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but fabulous husband,
Mr. Bill Vanslooten.
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Thank you, my
four-year-older wife.
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- Oh, shhh.
- I know.
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We have four categories
this evening. That is:
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The scores are out of 100.
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- Judges are allowed to give up to 40 points
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for technical compulsories
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- and up to 60 points for flair.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
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First team up is
Fitness by Force.
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- (CHEERING)
- (CAMEO - WORD UP PLAYING)
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♪ Wave your hands in the
air like you don't care ♪
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♪ Glide by the people as
they start to look and stare ♪
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- ♪ Do you dance, do your dance ♪
- (CHEERING)
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♪ Do your dance, quick, mama ♪
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♪ Come on baby tell
me what's the word ♪
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♪ Ah, word up ♪
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- Could you do that?
- Not anymore.
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- It's an 84 out of 100.
- _
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- A lot of room for improvement,
- _
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- but not a bad start.
- No, not bad at all.
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Well, up next is
the Metrix team.
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- (DANCE MUSIC)
- (CHEERING)
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- (CHEERS SWELL)
- (VENGABOYS - WE LIKE TO PARTY PLAYS)
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♪ The Venga Bus is comin',
and everybody's jumpin' ♪
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- ♪ New York through San Fransisco ♪
- There's a sexual
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- ♪ An interstate free disco ♪
- component to this that I find fascinating.
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♪ The wheels of
steel are turnin' ♪
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♪ Get on and
move your body ♪
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- ♪ The Venga Bus is comin' ♪
- (CHEERING)
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_
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- A 91!
- _
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This Metrix team is
gonna be tough to beat.
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Yes!
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- Alright!!
- Brrr!
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I'm about to lose my mind
because of all the excitement!
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Oh, don't do that, dear.
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You haven't sold enough time
shares for us to comfortably retire.
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And we need a little
bit of your mind left
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for the excitement
and anticipation
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of what's coming next
at the CAC Finals.
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- (UP-TEMPO MUSIC)
- _
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- This one's about climate change.
- Gives me hope.
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- (CHEERING)
- (THE GO-GO'S - WE GOT THE BEAT PLAYS)
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It's an 87.
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A truly inspiring performance
by young Mr. Snacks.
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- (THE GO-GO'S - WE GOT THE BEAT CONTINUES)
- _
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♪ They've got the beat,
they've got the beat... ♪
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- ♪ Yeah ♪
- _
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- And young Chad scores an 84.
- ♪ They've got the beat ♪
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Mr. Cross will not
be happy with that.
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No. I once saw him eat
an exercise bicycle.
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Hey, come on, how do you feel?!
How did it feel out there?!
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Did it feel like something
good, cause it was shit!
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It was such shit!
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You failed me.
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You... you failed.
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- Well, he kind of deserved it.
- ♪ I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go ♪
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♪ Walkin' with a dead man,
walkin' with a dead man ♪
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Who does he think he is?
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(CHEERING)
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Are they liking this?
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They're liking this.
They're liking this.
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- I like it bendy.
- Yeah.
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(CHEERING)
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- Wow. Wow.
- Wow. Wow!
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Talk about chemistry! Those
two had a genuine spark.
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- 88.
- _
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Much better than Barry Cross
and his mixed-pairs partner.
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She had a Stockholm
Syndrome look in her eye,
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which is why they
only scored an 83.
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(APPLAUSE)
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Coming next, the excitement
of the CAC finals,
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the singles performances.
236
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:02,974
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
237
00:11:02,980 --> 00:11:05,299
Okay, we're up by one,
238
00:11:05,305 --> 00:11:08,006
with just one performance
left: the solos.
239
00:11:08,012 --> 00:11:09,584
(ROCKWELL - SOMEBODY'S
WATCHING ME PLAYS)
240
00:11:09,590 --> 00:11:14,390
- (CHEERING)
- ♪ I always feel like somebody's watching me ♪
241
00:11:14,396 --> 00:11:16,372
♪ Tell me is it just a dream ♪
242
00:11:16,895 --> 00:11:19,880
Joe, why does Barry
have a jukebox?
243
00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:22,367
And why is he wearing
the same costume as yours?
244
00:11:23,658 --> 00:11:25,594
This is a terrible coincidence.
245
00:11:25,904 --> 00:11:27,472
(EXCLAMATIONS)
246
00:11:28,477 --> 00:11:32,405
♪ Can the people on TV see
me or am I just paranoid ♪
247
00:11:32,924 --> 00:11:36,463
♪ When I'm in the shower
I'm afraid to wash my hair ♪
248
00:11:36,807 --> 00:11:40,451
♪ 'Cause I might open my eyes
and find someone standing there ♪
249
00:11:40,811 --> 00:11:44,033
♪ People say I'm crazy
just a little touched... ♪
250
00:11:44,039 --> 00:11:45,411
Oh, he knows what he's doing.
251
00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:48,512
Yessiree, and I like
to see him do it.
252
00:11:48,518 --> 00:11:50,615
- Oh, keep it in your pants!
- ♪ I always feel like ♪
253
00:11:50,621 --> 00:11:54,125
- ♪ Somebody's watching me... ♪
- (CHEERING)
254
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,526
This isn't right.
Oh, like, look at him.
255
00:11:56,532 --> 00:12:01,407
♪ I always feel like
somebody's watching me ♪
256
00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:02,813
♪ Who's playing
tricks on me? ♪
257
00:12:02,819 --> 00:12:04,791
How did Barry get your routine?
258
00:12:04,797 --> 00:12:07,539
- Claudia came to my room last night.
- (ALL) No way!
259
00:12:07,545 --> 00:12:08,745
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
260
00:12:08,751 --> 00:12:10,727
I helped you with that
routine every night for weeks,
261
00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:12,314
and you just gave
it away to the enemy?
262
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:15,493
♪ 'Cause I might open my eyes
and find some psycho too much... ♪
263
00:12:15,499 --> 00:12:16,699
(EXCLAMATIONS)
264
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:18,008
Whoa!
265
00:12:18,014 --> 00:12:20,285
- ♪ ...Somebody's watching me ♪
- (EXCLAMATIONS)
266
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:23,291
(CHEERING)
267
00:12:29,662 --> 00:12:30,862
Gah!
268
00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:34,573
That is the most impressive
aerobics move I have ever seen.
269
00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:38,151
That's how you do it, America.
270
00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:39,628
(BILL) That is gonna
be hard to beat.
271
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,245
(KATHY) Barry Cross's score is in.
272
00:12:41,251 --> 00:12:44,746
It is an impressive
93 out of 100.
273
00:12:44,752 --> 00:12:48,340
Joe Force will need a miracle to
catch up to Barry's performance!
274
00:12:49,314 --> 00:12:53,017
I hope Claudia's flat, white booty
was worth millions of dollars.
275
00:12:53,415 --> 00:12:55,533
Oh... just as planned.
276
00:12:55,714 --> 00:12:58,805
Flowers, gold
medal, and the money.
277
00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:01,742
Two-timing piece
of fucking shit!
278
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,758
I'm gonna fucking rip
her fucking tits out!
279
00:13:04,764 --> 00:13:08,174
You trophy, fake piece of shit!
280
00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,654
Oh, I could choke her out!
281
00:13:11,441 --> 00:13:12,852
(HUSHED) But she'd like it.
282
00:13:12,945 --> 00:13:14,145
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
283
00:13:14,151 --> 00:13:18,097
Okay, Mom, let's... let's go
have some herbal tea or something.
284
00:13:20,452 --> 00:13:24,171
Look, I'm sorry, everyone. I...
I almost got carried away there.
285
00:13:24,177 --> 00:13:27,205
Oh, do not apologize.
That was amazing.
286
00:13:27,211 --> 00:13:30,307
You trying to kill Claudia
with your shoe was touching.
287
00:13:30,313 --> 00:13:33,103
(ANNOUNCER) Joe Force,
report to the stage.
288
00:13:33,109 --> 00:13:34,309
We're screwed.
289
00:13:34,315 --> 00:13:35,994
You have to match
Barry's score to win
290
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,619
and you don't even
have a routine.
291
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,246
Oh, my God, you're right.
292
00:13:41,422 --> 00:13:42,809
We're gonna lose.
293
00:13:44,035 --> 00:13:48,027
(LAUGHS LOUDLY)
294
00:13:48,033 --> 00:13:50,919
Of course. Of course
this is what happens.
295
00:13:50,925 --> 00:13:54,060
We're gonna lose because
that's... that's who I am!
296
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:55,397
I'm a loser.
297
00:13:55,956 --> 00:13:58,286
So if I'm gonna lose,
I'm gonna go down big.
298
00:13:58,292 --> 00:14:00,474
I'm gonna go in
a blaze of glory.
299
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:04,575
I'm gonna give the greatest losing
performance anyone has ever seen.
300
00:14:04,581 --> 00:14:06,514
Holy shit, I'm gonna win.
301
00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,436
What just happened?
302
00:14:09,821 --> 00:14:11,137
What did just happen?
303
00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:13,032
Uh, guys...
304
00:14:13,245 --> 00:14:15,235
I know I failed you
a lot in the past,
305
00:14:15,326 --> 00:14:17,524
but I have never
failed an audience.
306
00:14:17,530 --> 00:14:19,635
Barry may have stole
my routine, but...
307
00:14:19,878 --> 00:14:21,427
I'm gonna steal the show.
308
00:14:22,288 --> 00:14:23,488
What are you gonna do?
309
00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:25,784
What I do best.
310
00:14:26,185 --> 00:14:28,010
Get me my jean jacket.
311
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,206
- Alright.
- And, Snacks...
312
00:14:31,275 --> 00:14:32,765
find me a piano.
313
00:14:33,078 --> 00:14:34,278
Cool.
314
00:14:35,155 --> 00:14:38,256
(ANNOUNCER) Joe Force,
report to the stage.
315
00:14:38,262 --> 00:14:40,745
(GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE
FUN, SOFTLY ON PIANO)
316
00:14:40,751 --> 00:14:46,065
_
317
00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,871
♪ I come home ♪
318
00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:50,399
♪ In the morning light ♪
319
00:14:50,405 --> 00:14:53,285
♪ My mother says ♪
320
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:57,171
♪ When you gonna
live your life right ♪
321
00:14:58,444 --> 00:15:03,379
♪ Oh mother dear we're
not the fortunate ones ♪
322
00:15:03,589 --> 00:15:05,121
♪ And girls ♪
323
00:15:05,127 --> 00:15:08,378
♪ They wanna have fun ♪
324
00:15:08,384 --> 00:15:12,795
♪ Oh girls they want to have ♪
325
00:15:13,278 --> 00:15:16,048
- (CHEERING)
- (UP-TEMPO MUSIC)
326
00:15:21,493 --> 00:15:24,317
♪ The phone rings in
the middle of the night ♪
327
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,231
♪ My father yells ♪
328
00:15:26,237 --> 00:15:29,101
♪ What you gonna
do with your life ♪
329
00:15:29,274 --> 00:15:32,858
♪ Oh daddy dear you know
you're still number one ♪
330
00:15:32,864 --> 00:15:36,268
♪ But girls they wanna have fun ♪
331
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,172
♪ Oh girls they want to have ♪
332
00:15:39,178 --> 00:15:43,214
♪ That's all they really want ♪
333
00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:46,808
♪ Some fun ♪
334
00:15:46,814 --> 00:15:50,611
- ♪ When the working day is done ♪
- It's a classic.
335
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,080
- ♪ Oh girls they want to have fun ♪
- Oh, it takes me back.
336
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,046
You know, the singing's
illegal. That's a violation.
337
00:15:55,052 --> 00:15:56,252
- It is.
- That's a violation.
338
00:15:56,258 --> 00:15:59,157
- ♪ Girls they wanna have ♪
- Let me hear you, CAC!
339
00:15:59,163 --> 00:16:01,513
- (CHEERING)
- ♪ They wanna have fun... ♪
340
00:16:01,519 --> 00:16:03,818
Uh, he's gone over
his time limit.
341
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,545
There's no singing in
aerobics! It's in the rulebook.
342
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:11,253
There's no singing in aerobics,
and I found it in the rulebook here.
343
00:16:11,259 --> 00:16:13,278
I remember it, it's number 46B.
344
00:16:13,284 --> 00:16:15,473
Why don't you just tell your
muscles to move away from the table.
345
00:16:15,479 --> 00:16:19,555
Otherwise, my beautiful and sexy
wife here will disqualify your ass.
346
00:16:19,964 --> 00:16:22,784
Stop it. Let go. Okay,
it's over. It's over. I won.
347
00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:23,990
The Metrix has won.
348
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:28,583
♪ I want to be the one
that walks in the sun ♪
349
00:16:28,589 --> 00:16:32,083
- ♪ Oh girls they wanna have fun ♪
- Stop. Stop.
350
00:16:32,089 --> 00:16:34,933
- ♪ Oh girls they wanna have ♪
- Okay, stop!
351
00:16:34,939 --> 00:16:38,910
♪ That's all they really want ♪
352
00:16:39,009 --> 00:16:42,324
- ♪ Some fun... ♪
- (BARRY) There's already a winner!
353
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,964
- ♪ When the working day is done ♪
- That's not even...
354
00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:48,014
- ♪ Oh girls they wanna
- This is how you do a butterfly clap.
355
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,971
- ♪ Have fun ♪
- Ow! Oh!
356
00:16:49,977 --> 00:16:51,492
- ♪ Oh girls ♪
- Barry!
357
00:16:51,498 --> 00:16:52,979
- ♪ They wanna have ♪
- What the...!
358
00:16:52,985 --> 00:16:55,969
- ♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪
- (CROWD JOINS IN SINGING)
359
00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:59,930
- (BARRY) Mm-hmm. Gently.
- (KATHY) Joe Force scores a 67.
360
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,506
That's a perfect flair score,
361
00:17:01,512 --> 00:17:05,030
and the lowest technical
score on record.
362
00:17:05,115 --> 00:17:08,435
Congratulations to the
Metrix. I... I think they won.
363
00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:10,522
- Yep.
- Yep, yep, they won.
364
00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:13,040
- Whatevs. Pop!
- That's aerobics.
365
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,303
- So proud of you!
- (JOE LAUGHING)
366
00:17:15,309 --> 00:17:17,735
- Ah...
- Ah, I love you, Mom. Thanks.
367
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:21,060
- Come on, everyone. We're family now.
- Yeah, c'mon. Group hug!
368
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,145
- Yeah.
- (ALL) Yeah!
369
00:17:24,151 --> 00:17:25,938
We almost won!
370
00:17:26,114 --> 00:17:28,059
- (TINA) Yeah.
- (SNACKS) Yeah.
371
00:17:28,268 --> 00:17:29,684
But we did it!
372
00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:31,496
- (SNACKS) Ah, yeah.
- (TINA) Yeah.
373
00:17:31,502 --> 00:17:32,702
- (SNACKS) We did.
- Dammit.
374
00:17:33,355 --> 00:17:34,706
We were close, though!
375
00:17:34,712 --> 00:17:37,174
(CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)
376
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:40,034
What the flying fuck
finger was that?!
377
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,800
Ow! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
378
00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:45,823
I didn't get my
fucking gold medal!
379
00:17:45,829 --> 00:17:49,417
I didn't get my bouquet.
It's a championship bouquet.
380
00:17:49,423 --> 00:17:51,614
I love flowers!
381
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,653
He hijacked... my victory.
382
00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:58,162
Calm down. Please.
We won the money.
383
00:17:58,168 --> 00:18:00,973
Winning's not winning
when no one sees you win.
384
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:03,066
That's the thing.
You're, like: Hey, I won!
385
00:18:03,072 --> 00:18:05,580
If someone wins in the forest,
and a tree falls... Fuck!
386
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:06,788
You know what I mean!
387
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,794
(SOFT ROCK MUSIC)
388
00:18:13,756 --> 00:18:14,984
Don't mind me!
389
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:18,029
Just on my way to the bank to
collect your dad's millions.
390
00:18:18,904 --> 00:18:21,000
You know, call me crazy,
391
00:18:21,006 --> 00:18:22,841
but I think...
392
00:18:23,006 --> 00:18:26,808
the first thing I'm gonna do
is melt down 10,000 nickels
393
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,544
and then make a statue of me
taking a dump in your mouth.
394
00:18:30,299 --> 00:18:31,604
Yeah.
395
00:18:32,017 --> 00:18:35,041
You won the
money... and Claudia.
396
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,327
Keep 'em.
397
00:18:37,439 --> 00:18:38,639
What is this?
398
00:18:38,721 --> 00:18:40,041
Oh.
399
00:18:40,127 --> 00:18:42,160
(HOARSELY)
"Oh, yeah, we should be...
400
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,348
we should be friends,
man, not rivals."
401
00:18:44,354 --> 00:18:47,113
That's your voice, right? It's like
someone strangled a... a gopher.
402
00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:48,444
"Hey, Barry, we can..."
403
00:18:48,450 --> 00:18:49,751
Yeah, it's like inward talking.
404
00:18:49,757 --> 00:18:52,054
"We shouldn't be
rivals anymore, man."
405
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:55,164
Mr. Force, we have
been looking for you.
406
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:58,865
Sorry you lost, dear, but the video
of your performance went viral!
407
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,161
- Really?
- (BARRY LAUGHING)
408
00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:02,030
Another Joe Force fail.
409
00:19:02,036 --> 00:19:03,457
Oh, well, actually, Mr. Cross,
410
00:19:03,463 --> 00:19:06,653
the response has been so
positive that the CAC sponsors
411
00:19:06,659 --> 00:19:10,588
are talking about sending
Joe and his team nationwide
412
00:19:10,594 --> 00:19:12,622
to teach his style of aerobics.
413
00:19:12,628 --> 00:19:16,983
They thought it was a great
idea to combine rock and aerobics
414
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,087
to open up the sport to
a wider, younger audience.
415
00:19:20,797 --> 00:19:22,099
What do you call it?
416
00:19:22,778 --> 00:19:24,177
Uh...
417
00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:25,882
Rockin' 'Robics?
418
00:19:25,888 --> 00:19:28,635
- Brilliant.
- Whatever. Big deal.
419
00:19:28,641 --> 00:19:30,049
Oh, there's one other thing.
420
00:19:30,142 --> 00:19:32,353
As you know, we were
very close to your father.
421
00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:35,558
He wrote a letter to you,
told us not to give it to you
422
00:19:35,564 --> 00:19:37,655
- until you made the finals.
- Let me see that.
423
00:19:38,423 --> 00:19:39,650
Thanks.
424
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:42,392
- Rockin' 'Robics. Love that name.
- Rockin' 'Robics.
425
00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:46,462
I'm gonna stay, yeah...
426
00:19:46,609 --> 00:19:47,960
in case the letter
makes you cry.
427
00:19:47,966 --> 00:19:49,707
I mean, that'll really
make my day perfect.
428
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,038
"Dear Joe,
429
00:19:52,044 --> 00:19:55,343
if you are reading this, that means
you made it back to the finals.
430
00:19:55,349 --> 00:19:57,130
I could not be
more proud of you."
431
00:19:57,235 --> 00:19:59,349
Aw, too bad Daddy isn't
here to see the scoreboard.
432
00:19:59,355 --> 00:20:00,555
He wouldn't be proud.
433
00:20:01,331 --> 00:20:04,528
"Now, you may want to sit
down for this next part.
434
00:20:05,099 --> 00:20:07,139
There is no money.
435
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:08,943
There was never any money.
436
00:20:08,949 --> 00:20:11,412
I made up the $8
million as a motivator
437
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,623
to get you back in
the family business.
438
00:20:13,957 --> 00:20:15,789
I love you, son. Good luck.
439
00:20:15,795 --> 00:20:18,077
- Colonel Tom Force."
- Let me see.
440
00:20:18,754 --> 00:20:20,974
(JOE LAUGHING) Of course!
441
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:23,360
$8 million from aerobics?!
442
00:20:23,366 --> 00:20:25,756
Our house sucks,
our gym is a dump.
443
00:20:25,762 --> 00:20:28,018
We had my dad's
funeral in the backyard.
444
00:20:28,024 --> 00:20:29,236
We're broke!
445
00:20:29,242 --> 00:20:30,647
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
446
00:20:30,653 --> 00:20:33,111
No. No, no, no, no!
447
00:20:33,117 --> 00:20:34,938
Well, I thought you
said there was a will!
448
00:20:34,944 --> 00:20:38,461
I mean, I saw a video, but
I never actually saw a will.
449
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,499
Wow! I thought I lost, but I...
450
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:43,913
I won.
451
00:20:44,396 --> 00:20:47,643
But you didn't win.
You didn't win. I won.
452
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:48,930
(SIGHS)
453
00:20:48,936 --> 00:20:50,352
I won the medal.
454
00:20:50,873 --> 00:20:52,761
I won the bouquet.
455
00:20:53,362 --> 00:20:56,268
And I won half of
Fitness by Force, fucker!
456
00:20:56,274 --> 00:20:58,567
And that means that I win
half of Rockin' 'Robics.
457
00:20:58,573 --> 00:21:01,489
Yeah, but Fitness by Force is
worth nothing, so you own nothing.
458
00:21:01,495 --> 00:21:03,184
Well, I'm the king of turning
nothing into something.
459
00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:04,505
No, I'm the something.
460
00:21:04,511 --> 00:21:07,888
- You're the nothing.
- No, I'm a somebody. You're a nobody.
461
00:21:07,894 --> 00:21:11,099
You're the someone
that nobody likes.
462
00:21:11,299 --> 00:21:12,499
(BARRY SCOFFS)
463
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,096
Everybody likes me. Ha-ha.
464
00:21:16,999 --> 00:21:18,318
People like me.
465
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,294
Ah!
466
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:29,300
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