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Previously on Let's Get Physical...
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She still hates me 'cause I
broke her little boy's heart.
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I hate you because you're
a conniving little trollop.
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You're choking me.
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That's what your wife said
when she blew me in high school.
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- Hibicus vodka.
- Hibiscus.
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- How drunk are we?
- I'm sober as a bird.
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- (PHONE BUZZING)
- _
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Oh, crud.
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Not ocean sunrise.
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God, my cheeks are not
that yellow, are they?
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(PHONE BUZZING CONTINUES)
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It's been two days since your
little buddy bender with Joe,
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and you still look like
a vacuum-sealed corpse.
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Claudia, none of my filters work!
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Stupid smart phones and stupid
aerobics and stupid Joe Force!
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- Stupid whining. Stop that.
- (PHONE BUZZING)
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The aftereffects of
alcohol are baffling.
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- Ah, yes, it is called a hangover, sweet tits.
- Oh...
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my joints are achy and a...
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my thoughts are both impulsive
and indecisive at the same time.
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Why would anyone do this to themselves?
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How do I get back to me?
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A hangover's like a credit card.
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- It has to be paid off.
- Oh... I'm all maxed out.
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Stop... that.
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A camera crew will be at
Fitness by Force this afternoon
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to film the rivalry
promos for the finals.
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That's right, it's the
first thing the judges
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are going to see at
the opening ceremony,
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and it sets the tone for
the entire competition.
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I know. You're right, you're right.
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If I look worse than Joe Force,
while sitting next to Joe Force,
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- Mm-hmm.
- that kills our first impression.
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How does he do this every morning?
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- He drinks like you work out.
- (PHONE BUZZING)
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- Is that Joe?
- Uh, yes.
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The alcohol poisoned
me. He's calling you.
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He's trying to get into
my head before finals.
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It's like I kind of...
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- despise slash fear-spect him at the same time.
- (PHONE BUZZING)
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Will you please answer that?
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It's like kettle bells
slamming into my eardrums.
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- (SIGHING) What do you want?
- She's dying right in front of me!
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Okay, uh, calm down.
Who's dying? Call 9-1-1.
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We don't have insurance!
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She's not gonna make it!
Come to my mom's house!
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Okay, Joe, this is very inappropriate.
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It's very inappropriate, okay? I am...
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You are the only person I know
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that cares about both of us. Please.
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Joe, I...
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Joe! Oh, my God.
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I'm gonna go. I'll be right back.
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Just go for a run and keep hydrating.
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I'll have them make you a shake.
You should have a cucumber shake.
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"Uh, I'm Joe. My mom's dying.
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I gotta call my
ex-girlfriend to save me."
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Get out of my head, Joe Force!
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute. I can use this.
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I can get into the head of my rival.
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Yeah.
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Method dancing.
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Is she gonna make it?
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C'mere. C'mere.
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Hold the pliers. Now, no matter
what happens, don't let go.
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- Okay.
- If she shuts down again, she's a goner.
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Just save her! Anything you can do!
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- Where's Janet? Is she okay?
- What? Janet? No, my baby's dying.
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Engine's going. Give her some gas.
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- Yeah, okay.
- No, not you, her! The pliers.
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You heard him. Captain's chair now!
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- Oh, my God, you're impossible!
- Just give it some gas.
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- It's too much gas. It's too much gas!
- Don't let go!
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(ENGINE SPUTTERS AND STOPS)
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Call for help. I can't feel my face.
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(HORN SOUNDS)
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- (SIREN WAILING)
- _
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How does it feel to put another
good man in the hospital?
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When you left me for
Barry after the finals,
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I spent the night in the emergency room.
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Oh, you sprained your ankle, you pansy.
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You can't leave without
saying goodbye to her.
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She was part of both of our lives.
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This right here, this dent
is from you doing the Macarena
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at Phony Terry's Full Moon Kegger.
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Never done the Macarena.
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And then in here, there's nail polish.
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You were doing your toes on
the dash, and we hit a raccoon.
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Remember? We had to drive over him
again to put him out of his misery,
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and then we buried him and we
cried and held each other for hours?
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- Ruined Ricky. Oh, the poor little guy.
- Yeah.
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We had to bury him on the
side of... Oh, my God, dammit!
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No. Every memory you cherish
is one I have tried to repress.
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Just help me say goodbye to her
like we said goodbye to Ricky.
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She's still warm.
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It's like you have a low-grade
super power fueled by pity.
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Okay, good enough for
me. Let's load her up.
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You cannot steal that man's tow truck!
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It's not stealing if he
doesn't know it's gone.
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He hit his head. It's fine. I'm
taking my girls on a farewell tour.
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Oh, my God.
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_
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So bad.
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That's a... dope shrine.
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It's like a Republican quinceañera.
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Thank you, Clarence. The purpose
of this promotional interview
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is to get our story out there
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so we can win over the audience
and the judges at finals.
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It is beautiful, but shouldn't we show
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a more honest version
of Fitness by Force?
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You have got a point there, Tina.
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We need to give the crowd
something to root for, don't we?
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Which is why...
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we are now Janet's Home
for Wayward Dancers.
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Orphaned boy, trained to be a...
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genre-defying dancer.
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Rowdy hooligan,
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groomed to be a gentleman.
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A diamond in the rough,
cleaned and cut to be...
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uh, semi-polished.
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Yeah, uh, a has-been singer
turned fly fitness instructor.
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Where's my man Joe at?
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Uh, alright, I got this. Yo, J-Rock,
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- let me popcorn shrimp this for you right...
- No more thuggy gibberish.
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My idiot son is not
answering his cellular phone,
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so I will be starring in this interview.
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So does anyone know where I am standing?
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Ooh! The exact spot
where the Colonel died.
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Exactly, Tina. So I want you
to put the lights out here,
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because this is where I'm going to
pull at the judges' heartstrings,
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win over the aerobics community again,
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and seal our victory.
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Tina, you have to come with me.
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We've got to do something
about your featureless face.
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Ten-hut!
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If you know your enemy
and know yourself,
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you need not fear the
result of a hundred battles.
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Who said that? Sun Tzu.
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Old Chinese guy who
wrote the Art of War.
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I'm not pointing at you for any
reason, Chad P. It's arbitrary.
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I know you're vaguely Asian.
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Maybe it's a sign. Maybe
you're like Harry Potter.
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You know, the finger chose you. Drop it.
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Now, today we become our enemy
so we can learn their tactics.
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Now, they won't beat us,
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but it doesn't hurt to cover our bases.
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So drink up, my nimble-footed warriors.
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Oh... that's vodka in there.
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I'm 17.
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What? Oh, shit. (SPLASHING) Um, yeah,
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you can take the rest of the
day off, Chad P. Go home. Scram!
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Await my text.
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Good form.
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Doesn't make any sense.
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You underestimating Joe Force?
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Are you gonna be the weak link that
falls for one of his dirty tricks?
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I thought I could trust you, Denise.
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Mr. Cross, you can. I just don't drink.
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Alcohol makes me puffy.
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Yeah, you've only had, like,
a swig, and you're looking...
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you look a little like
a jellyfish right now.
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That's a good word for it.
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But with winning comes sacrifice.
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Now, we need to go to the underworld
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to understand what the
underdog, our foe, is thinking.
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We need to feel what it feels like to
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feel like them so we can crush them!
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Now, who's with me on
going on this quest?
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Okay.
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Now... we dance like Joe Force.
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The stance, belly out,
ass is kind of like... ugh.
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You want to look like
a six-foot toddler.
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Ah... I've got my center.
He doesn't have a center.
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Literally, he's built like a
narwhal, like the Hamburgler.
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Joe Force is like a hippo
in Spandex. He doesn't know.
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His... his body, it's like literally...
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filling a giant sack of bowling
balls, and spinning it around.
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Okay, but then land it, and exude this.
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Make a note of that, okay? Call
that the... the dumb, fat smile.
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Why did you bring me here?
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This is your old house.
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One of them. We were
evicted from several.
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It's why I spent so much
time with your family.
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Don't you remember?
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I used to park around the corner
so your drunk dad wouldn't see me,
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and then I'd wait for you
to crawl out your window.
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Joe, please, do me a favour.
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- Look at your car.
- Mm-hmm.
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- It hasn't been washed in years.
- Hmm.
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It is full of trash and
fast food and cheap alcohol,
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and it died because
no one took care of it.
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Oh, my God, the car is you. You need
to let it go. It's time to let go.
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That car has character,
like me. That is character.
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That's what I thought. Okay.
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Just help me say goodbye to her, okay?
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Well, let's get to it.
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From what I remember, at the next
stop, you didn't last too long.
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Oh, no, don't move your hips
like that! Don't move your hips.
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No, don't! Don't... don't
look at me! Don't dirty talk!
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Ah, shit, I'm done!
No... was it good for you?
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- That was the best minute of your life!
- 45 seconds!
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A little longer than that.
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(TINA ON VOICE-MAIL) Joe, where are you?
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The CAC promo shoot is in a few hours.
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Janet is giving all of us a makeover!
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And it's horrible! Please come back.
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(GRUNTING)
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Fact: first time we kissed...
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(GROANING)
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you had swamp hands.
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Fact: you got sloppy on wine coolers,
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drooled all over my shirt,
and I had to go change.
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Maybe that was a move
to get your shirt off,
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a move that still works today.
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Oh, shut up. (CHUCKLING)
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Think little high-school kids
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still come down here for
short and sweet quickies?
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- I don't know. I hope so.
- (LAUGHS)
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Remember what we used
to do when we were...?
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Oh, look, stop that.
Don't... Please... stop.
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Just... say your goodbyes and we
will head back for the interview.
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- Oh, come on. Don't be so uptight.
- I'm not uptight.
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Here's one from childhood.
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My dad is a prick
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and I get boners when my
math teacher chews her pencil!
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- Oh, my God, ew.
- She was so hot.
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(SCOFFING THEN LAUGHING)
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- Come on. Oh, come on.
- No.
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You know this is where you
got the idea for Rage Cycle.
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- Come on.
- Okay, no, no.
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- That was an original idea in...
- Sure.
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Whatever. Um...
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My mom can't afford good cereal and...
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boys are always 100 times worse
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when they're around
their stupid-ass friends!
239
00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:07,138
- (LAUGHING) Okay, that was fun.
- I live with my mom,
240
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,438
and my life is falling apart!!
241
00:11:10,354 --> 00:11:12,279
I watch gay porn!
242
00:11:14,652 --> 00:11:15,880
Oh.
243
00:11:20,219 --> 00:11:23,525
There you go. And now you have features.
244
00:11:23,797 --> 00:11:27,307
Ooh, spin around for the
nice, single men, Tina.
245
00:11:27,313 --> 00:11:30,449
Oh, get... Damn, Tina.
What are you doing?
246
00:11:30,455 --> 00:11:32,777
You gonna quit the squad
and be a rodeo clown?
247
00:11:32,783 --> 00:11:35,761
Don't listen to him. He was probably
forced to wear makeup in prison.
248
00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:37,872
Snap, J-Rock. You're on point.
249
00:11:37,878 --> 00:11:39,263
But seriously, on the record,
250
00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:42,255
the only thing I gave up in
prison was a breakfast croissant.
251
00:11:42,261 --> 00:11:44,673
- Hmm.
- Well, I mean, come on, T, I mean...
252
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,569
we like you all-natural.
253
00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:47,954
- (DOOR OPENING)
- Hey, yo, yo, yo,
254
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,447
those people that ask questions
and record things are here.
255
00:11:53,055 --> 00:11:55,463
Joe is not here, guys. We can't start.
256
00:11:55,469 --> 00:11:59,084
Jolly good! Lights,
camera, action! Come on.
257
00:12:00,388 --> 00:12:03,474
(CLINKING)
258
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,166
- Does that sound good?
- Mmm.
259
00:12:05,761 --> 00:12:09,311
- I'm like a 1970s talk-show announcer.
- (LAUGHTER)
260
00:12:09,317 --> 00:12:11,919
Okay, we can't underestimate the enemy.
261
00:12:11,925 --> 00:12:14,646
They're gonna be this
lazy and distracted
262
00:12:14,652 --> 00:12:16,622
and uncoordinated. (LAUGHING)
263
00:12:16,628 --> 00:12:18,615
Other Chad, you're a mess.
264
00:12:18,621 --> 00:12:21,521
Will the enemy not be able
to feel their legs and lips?
265
00:12:21,527 --> 00:12:24,926
Yes, and they're gonna
be thinking about food
266
00:12:24,932 --> 00:12:26,928
when they're dancing
because they're fat.
267
00:12:27,135 --> 00:12:29,026
By the way, is anyone really hungry?
268
00:12:29,032 --> 00:12:30,433
Starving.
269
00:12:30,439 --> 00:12:35,284
I mean who... who... who's gonna
tell us when and what to eat?
270
00:12:35,351 --> 00:12:36,873
Am I right, guys?
271
00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:39,463
I mean, sometimes
working out is not fun.
272
00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:42,147
You know, "Ugh, I'm sweating.
I'm lifting weights."
273
00:12:42,153 --> 00:12:45,858
Know what? From now on, we're
coming up with new rules,
274
00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:47,959
and rule number one: I want to hug you.
275
00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:50,070
Bring it in. Bring it in. Oh.
276
00:12:51,139 --> 00:12:52,926
Look at him. He went to sleep.
277
00:12:53,629 --> 00:12:56,659
Sleep, gentle child, sleep.
278
00:12:57,025 --> 00:12:59,260
Okay. Okay, everyone, stop working out.
279
00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:03,353
Stop it! Stop lifting.
Stop trying so hard!
280
00:13:03,453 --> 00:13:04,860
It's annual cheat day.
281
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:08,469
- Stuffed-crust pizza for everyone!
- (ALL CHEERING)
282
00:13:08,475 --> 00:13:12,053
Oh, um, but, guys, do
not purge in the bathroom.
283
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,866
Remember last time, we
had Mongolian barbecue.
284
00:13:13,872 --> 00:13:15,647
It was... it was like
a crime scene in there.
285
00:13:16,748 --> 00:13:19,266
And because I've been
so blessed in my life,
286
00:13:19,272 --> 00:13:22,139
I felt that it was important
somehow to give back,
287
00:13:22,145 --> 00:13:26,716
so I started an aerobic
team with at-risk youth,
288
00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:30,133
and my son, who's not a youth,
289
00:13:30,139 --> 00:13:32,426
but definitely at-risk for many things.
290
00:13:34,516 --> 00:13:35,795
Cut!
291
00:13:36,096 --> 00:13:38,171
This is a bit off-topic.
292
00:13:38,177 --> 00:13:40,795
Oh, it's just a... a tasteful ode...
293
00:13:40,981 --> 00:13:42,954
to the first lady of fitness.
294
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,474
Well, for starters, I see Janet Force,
295
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,489
not Jane Fonda, on this shrine.
296
00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:50,935
That woman stole my personal
stylist, François Peppercorn,
297
00:13:51,234 --> 00:13:53,430
and I can prove it if you
turn that camera back on.
298
00:13:53,719 --> 00:13:58,156
Still off-topic, but
whatever, lady. Roll tape.
299
00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:00,219
(WHISPERING) Yo, T,
300
00:14:00,453 --> 00:14:02,187
she killing us, man.
301
00:14:03,062 --> 00:14:05,474
Stay here. I'm gonna go find Joe.
302
00:14:06,856 --> 00:14:08,056
(CLAUDIA LAUGHING)
303
00:14:08,062 --> 00:14:11,252
- Oh, no! What's wrong?
- What? What? Nothing's wrong.
304
00:14:11,258 --> 00:14:12,957
You're smiling. You're
having a good time.
305
00:14:12,963 --> 00:14:15,565
- It's like it's the old Claudia. Are you okay?
- You're stupid.
306
00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:17,197
- Are you okay, having fun?
- Shut up.
307
00:14:17,203 --> 00:14:18,438
(LAUGHING)
308
00:14:19,256 --> 00:14:20,461
(CHUCKLING)
309
00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:23,709
You know, that was always our
problem. You never understood me.
310
00:14:23,715 --> 00:14:25,999
I didn't understand anything.
I was in high school.
311
00:14:26,285 --> 00:14:30,371
All I understood was beer and
boobs, and even boobs were confusing.
312
00:14:30,377 --> 00:14:34,199
- Yeah, we're aware.
- No, I just didn't know how much to work it.
313
00:14:34,205 --> 00:14:36,483
Yeah, that's the problem.
You don't turn it like a knob.
314
00:14:36,489 --> 00:14:40,305
- I'm good at it now.
- Congratulations, you learned something.
315
00:14:40,311 --> 00:14:41,594
(LAUGHING)
316
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:45,593
(LAUGHING) Okay, stop. Stop. Don't
make me laugh. I'm a serious person.
317
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,373
- Uh, what?
- (NEEDLE-SCRATCHING SOUND)
318
00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:48,803
What are you doing?
319
00:14:48,881 --> 00:14:51,099
Okay, you were there too.
320
00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,722
There is a lot of tension here.
321
00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:55,535
I don't do tension. I don't do
322
00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:58,330
feelings. I don't do emotions. I
don't do things that get in the way.
323
00:14:58,336 --> 00:15:01,228
I know. That's why I hate
seeing you with Barry.
324
00:15:02,913 --> 00:15:05,598
We used to be really good
together, in high school.
325
00:15:05,824 --> 00:15:08,819
My God. Oh, my God.
326
00:15:09,819 --> 00:15:11,406
That's what this is all about.
327
00:15:11,801 --> 00:15:16,096
This... car is the last tie
you have to me and you. That...
328
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,963
that's why you're having
a hard time letting it go.
329
00:15:17,969 --> 00:15:19,588
You think there's
still a chance with us.
330
00:15:21,072 --> 00:15:23,991
Yeah, maybe. I don't
know. I'm not a therapist.
331
00:15:23,997 --> 00:15:29,538
I'm married! I'm married to a man
who really understands me, who...
332
00:15:29,544 --> 00:15:33,046
who is the kind of man who just
sees what he wants and he takes it.
333
00:15:33,052 --> 00:15:36,366
Oh, so he just bops you over the
head and drags you back to his cave?
334
00:15:37,523 --> 00:15:40,257
Wow. I should never have come.
335
00:15:40,747 --> 00:15:41,947
(JOE SIGHS)
336
00:15:43,419 --> 00:15:46,615
It is the third-worst day of
my life and you're leaving me?
337
00:15:46,621 --> 00:15:48,023
- (SCOFFS)
- Again?!
338
00:15:48,523 --> 00:15:50,022
Always about you!
339
00:15:56,602 --> 00:15:57,802
[BLEEP]!
340
00:16:14,263 --> 00:16:15,989
What happened to your face?
341
00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:17,497
Your mother.
342
00:16:17,503 --> 00:16:19,808
Oh! I'm sorry. I know...
343
00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:21,832
I should be there to
help keep her in check.
344
00:16:21,838 --> 00:16:25,231
Joe, we need you to lead the
interview. You're the face of the gym.
345
00:16:25,237 --> 00:16:27,978
Did you spend the whole day trying
to sleep with your ex-girlfriend?
346
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:29,665
No.
347
00:16:35,376 --> 00:16:36,682
Okay.
348
00:16:40,425 --> 00:16:42,094
(GROANING)
349
00:16:47,911 --> 00:16:49,895
(GRUNTING)
350
00:16:56,106 --> 00:16:58,539
My baby deserves a better burial.
351
00:16:58,795 --> 00:17:02,021
Does she? Seems kind of fitting.
352
00:17:03,382 --> 00:17:05,077
♪ Baby ♪
353
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:06,376
Bye, old girl.
354
00:17:07,463 --> 00:17:08,769
We had a good run.
355
00:17:08,775 --> 00:17:11,562
♪ I get chills when I'm with you ♪
356
00:17:11,568 --> 00:17:15,912
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪
357
00:17:16,386 --> 00:17:19,503
♪ Oh, baby... ♪
358
00:17:19,509 --> 00:17:22,503
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
359
00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:27,374
(LAUGHTER)
360
00:17:29,994 --> 00:17:32,054
What is it? Oh, okay,
please don't do that.
361
00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:33,494
What is going on here? Where is Barry?
362
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,992
- Who?
- My husband, your boss.
363
00:17:36,079 --> 00:17:37,667
(SPRAYING)
364
00:17:37,985 --> 00:17:41,082
C-Money's home! Clau-Clau, look.
365
00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:43,894
B-lish-lish got his glow back.
(EVIL CHUCKLE) Bring it in.
366
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,558
- Gimme that ass.
- Oh, okay, okay.
367
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,152
Um, I see that you beat your hangover.
368
00:17:48,158 --> 00:17:51,572
You got wasted again and
did a lot of other things.
369
00:17:51,578 --> 00:17:54,011
Well, I've been method dancing.
370
00:17:54,017 --> 00:17:56,630
See, I get into Joe's head so I
can figure out how to beat him.
371
00:17:56,636 --> 00:17:59,012
Everything extremist.
And what did we learn?
372
00:17:59,018 --> 00:18:02,029
- Um, well, I've been doing lots of experiments.
- Uh-huh.
373
00:18:02,035 --> 00:18:03,437
I've been compiling all the data,
374
00:18:03,443 --> 00:18:05,847
ah, but I don't remember
anything after lunch.
375
00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:07,723
Yeah, that's what I figured.
376
00:18:08,699 --> 00:18:12,043
I actually spent the day studying Joe.
377
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,518
Apparently, he thrives on pity power.
378
00:18:14,524 --> 00:18:18,646
Okay, I figured out that I can only
be nice to him when I'm drinking,
379
00:18:18,652 --> 00:18:21,638
but the bad news is,
it makes me weak-minded.
380
00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:23,732
As do all those messy emotions.
381
00:18:23,738 --> 00:18:27,371
See, this is why I love you. You
don't care what other people want.
382
00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:29,358
And that's what I love about you.
383
00:18:29,855 --> 00:18:32,331
We are going to get everything we want.
384
00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:35,120
- What would I do without you?
- Oh, I hope you never find out.
385
00:18:35,126 --> 00:18:38,229
- Mm...
- (BOTH) Mm-mm-mm!
386
00:18:38,235 --> 00:18:41,104
Let's say we get that blood flowing
387
00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:43,619
- to sober you up for that interview?
- Hmm.
388
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,633
Now? Good. Right.
Okay, right here. Yeah.
389
00:18:45,639 --> 00:18:49,345
Oh, hang on a second. Ha-ha.
Cross Control: PA system.
390
00:18:49,351 --> 00:18:53,116
You weak, weak,
weak-mind... That is amazing.
391
00:18:53,122 --> 00:18:55,132
weak-minded simpletons.
392
00:18:55,138 --> 00:18:57,530
You fell for the classic
double-double cross.
393
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,334
I want you to all drop your carbs
394
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:03,322
and give me 50 burpees on the doubl...
395
00:19:03,328 --> 00:19:05,405
oh-ho-ho-le.
396
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:08,411
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
397
00:19:09,288 --> 00:19:10,626
And action.
398
00:19:10,632 --> 00:19:12,103
I'd like to set the record straight.
399
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,361
There's been a lot of harsh
language being thrown out there:
400
00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:18,266
- rivalry, grudge match, arch enemy.
- Douchebag.
401
00:19:18,272 --> 00:19:20,961
What I'd like to say is that
we've moved past that phase.
402
00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:24,978
Joe and I have spent the last few
days actually bonding together.
403
00:19:24,984 --> 00:19:27,080
Yeah. Yep.
404
00:19:27,236 --> 00:19:29,964
- You see, Joe's been through a tough time.
- Yeah.
405
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:31,170
He lost his father.
406
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:35,261
- He gave up a music career that was killing him.
- Thriving.
407
00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:37,804
The important thing for the aerobics
community to remember is that
408
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,729
dance is a form of healing.
409
00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:42,725
I can't. I mean, you guys
aren't buying this, right?
410
00:19:42,732 --> 00:19:45,021
This nice-guy thing. No, no, no, no.
411
00:19:45,027 --> 00:19:48,820
Barry Cross is a two-faced,
turd-sucking prick.
412
00:19:48,826 --> 00:19:52,257
He's blowing it. We should've
let you do this interview.
413
00:19:52,263 --> 00:19:54,866
Huh. Welcome to my train of thought.
414
00:19:54,872 --> 00:19:56,440
- ...You know what?
- How do you believe anything
415
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,558
that comes out of his
mouth?! It's garbage!
416
00:19:59,456 --> 00:20:01,492
It's okay. It's okay, guys.
417
00:20:01,498 --> 00:20:03,903
He's grieving. We grieve with you.
418
00:20:04,004 --> 00:20:05,998
You know what? I'd like to take a moment
419
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:08,121
to do something we should've
done a long time ago.
420
00:20:08,199 --> 00:20:10,412
- Let's have a moment of silence for the Colonel.
- Yeah.
421
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,598
No, that's my moment of
silence for my father.
422
00:20:15,104 --> 00:20:16,460
We hate each other.
423
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,462
There is a rivalry
here. Rivalries are good.
424
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,256
It forces people to choose a side.
425
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:25,182
Are you a soulless douchebag,
426
00:20:25,188 --> 00:20:28,544
or are you an underdog
with nothing to lose?
427
00:20:28,715 --> 00:20:29,997
You decide.
428
00:20:30,419 --> 00:20:32,640
You decide, aerobics world.
429
00:20:32,919 --> 00:20:36,217
- I don't hate him. I'm trying to help him. No.
- Yes... No, we hate each other.
430
00:20:36,223 --> 00:20:39,334
Yes. No, we do. He hates
me 'cause I banged his wife.
431
00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:42,409
- I banged her too.
- No, I banged... but I banged her first.
432
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:45,019
Now, it's also something you tried
to do earlier today, but failed at.
433
00:20:45,025 --> 00:20:48,214
- Again, we're all trying to help him. My wife included.
- I can't. I can't. I just can't.
434
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:50,452
- I can't, I can't. I can't. I hate you.
- Joe, please.
435
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,266
- I hate you!
- I love you.
436
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,966
Okay, friend. We'll see you.
437
00:20:54,972 --> 00:20:58,460
- And we'll see you at the aerobics finals.
- (ROCK MUSIC)
438
00:20:59,018 --> 00:21:01,104
Next time on Let's Get Physical:
439
00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:03,316
- Oh, my God.
- What happened to your son?
440
00:21:03,322 --> 00:21:05,322
Oh, so I'm dreaming. Even though
you're dressed like an angel,
441
00:21:05,328 --> 00:21:06,540
I'm not dead.
442
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,330
(SCREAMING)
443
00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:11,025
Oh, wow. I look pretty good
for an old guy. (GASPING)
444
00:21:11,031 --> 00:21:15,142
Ah, your wife has been cheating
on you, Barry! With her money.
445
00:21:15,638 --> 00:21:17,374
I'm rehearsing my finals performance.
446
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:19,059
So show me what you got.
447
00:21:19,065 --> 00:21:24,065
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