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GUY: This is Free City.
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Look at this guy.
He's one of the sunglasses people.
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And the people who wear sunglasses
are heroes.
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They have a devil-may-care attitude
and they run this town.
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You are so hot.
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Oh, I know.
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GUY: See? That's not even his car.
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Or his wife.
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For the sunglasses people,
they get to do anything they want.
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They go on all sorts of missions.
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They got cool hair, cool clothes.
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I mean, laws aren't really laws to them.
They're more like mild suggestions.
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Like, I don't think
he's gonna return that car.
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Or that nice lady.
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See what I mean? Hero.
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My name is Guy,
and I live in paradise.
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Good morning, Goldie.
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I've lived here in Free City
my whole life.
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I've got a best friend,
I've got a goldfish,
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and I work at the bank.
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What more could a guy want?
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NEWS ANCHOR:
Sunday should be warm and sunny
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with just a scattering of drive-bys.
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Great day for the beach,
but not Hitman's Beach,
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which will be mined and sprayed
with high-calibre fire
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from a renegade gunship stolen by--
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GUY: And every morning,
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I start my day
with the most delicious coffee
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in the whole, wide, whole world.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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You know it. Mmm.
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Mmm!
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That is unexpectedly hot.
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Jeez, that's good.
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It's like losing my virginity,
but in my mouth.
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Thank you for making this
with such love.
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You're welcome.
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GUY: Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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GUY: Don't have a good day,
have a great day!
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You mean to tell me that nobody snapped
up those bad boys? Today is the day.
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-Like every other day.
-I'll be back for those.
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Oh! So close.
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Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee
of all time.
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I wanna write a song about it.
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I wanna dance to that song with my body.
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BUDDY: I love my life.
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There's something about finding
your lane and just staying in it.
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That's why they call 'em comfort zones,
they're so damn comfortable.
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-Oh, Joe!
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Mondays, am I right, Joe?
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-You said it, Guy.
-Yeah.
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In Free City, I have everything I need.
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Don't have a good day...
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...have a great day.
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-MAN: Thank you.
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Take care.
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GUY: Except one thing.
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Seem happy.
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Oh, come on, don't worry
about that, Guy. You gonna find someone.
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Oh, it's okay, Bud.
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Feel like I've been looking
for her forever, you know?
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Maybe it's not meant to be.
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Everybody down on the ground!
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I know the woman I'm looking for.
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Oh, let me guess.
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-Woman with an offbeat sense of humour.
-Sense of humour.
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BUDDY: An obsession
with feel-good diva pop.
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Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
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She's rented space in my brain
and she won't move out.
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And you know what?
I don't want her to.
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Well, guess what?
She won't move either in or out.
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You know why?
'Cause she doesn't exist.
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-She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy.
-That's cruel. You're cruel.
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-You're being rotten right now. Rotten.
-BUDDY: I'm being real.
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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So how about it?
Beers on the beach after work?
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Of course we're going for beers
on the beach after work.
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What have you got?
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MAN: Proof of a secret level.
That's what you're looking for, right?
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You got a video or a screen grab?
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Nope. But I know who does.
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Wanna know what I do to people
who waste my time?
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Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play.
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Hey, you really British,
or is that an accent filter?
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''Cause maybe we could meet up later.
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I don't have a burning desire
to see your mum's basement, thanks.
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MAN: Got jokes, huh?
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Well, I got a map,
shows the location of his stash house.
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Don't know how you'll get in, but if
you do, clip 56 might interest you.
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Now, I got a question.
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What's so special
about this video clip anyway?
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What's special is I kill people
who ask questions about it.
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MAN: Mmm, I see. Fun.
Yeah, that's fun.
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Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
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But, seriously, is it loot
or is it just the experience?
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-Those are questions.
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Did you see the sneakers
on that last robber?
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The 2:307?
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No, the 4:00.
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The three-quarter high-top,
gorgeous foam soles.
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I could barely feel it
when he stepped on my face.
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-BUDDY: Oh, man.
-Wow.
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BOTH: Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
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FEMALE ROBBER: Give it to me!
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BOTH: Looks like rain.
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BOTH: Has anyone seen my cat?
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BUDDY: You know something, Guy,
people say it all the time, like,
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"Guy can take a shoe to the face
better than anybody I know."
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I mean, when you put it on there,
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you act like
it's not a shoe in your face.
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
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Love that song.
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That's a new one.
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Hey!
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That's her.
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Her who?
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That's my dream girl, Buddy.
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-I'm gonna go talk to her.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.
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So?
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Whatcha mean "so?"
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So, people with sunglasses don't talk
to people like us.
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-You know that!
- I gotta try.
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Look, Guy! Guy!
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Guy! What about beers on the beach?
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GUY: Excuse me!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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ANNOUNCER:
Coming soon... Free City 2!
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Bigger! Badder! Radder!
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Free City 2: Carnage.
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Pre-order today
and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.
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WAITRESS: You done?
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Sorry. Are you closing?
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Yes.
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We usually don't
put the chairs on the tables,
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one-small-coffee-over-four-hours girl.
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You really like that game, huh?
My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
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Seems like everyone's obsessed with it.
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Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
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I, uh, have a lawsuit
against the publisher
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and the evidence that I need
is in the game.
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-So then I had my codes--
-Oh,
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I wish we weren't closing
so I could hear more about this.
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Good morning, Goldie.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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Actually, I think I'd like
to try a cappuccino today.
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Ooh. "Cappuccino."
I enjoy saying that.
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It's like a waterfall made of letters.
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Excuse me?
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I'd like to try a cappuccino.
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Please.
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But you get a medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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That's what you get.
That's what everyone gets.
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Every day. Always.
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-Well, I...
-Somebody's about to get shot.
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Officer Johnny.
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I just thought I'd try
something different today, you know?
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Whatever. Right? Yeah?
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Hi.
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Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes.
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Coffee, cream, two sugars, please.
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-I'm joking.
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Just keeping you on your toes.
I was kidding.
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MAN: He was just kidding!
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Oh, you think I'd deprive myself
of your baristic artistry?
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No way, no how.
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Mmm. That's hot.
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washed my tongue
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but, right before he finished,
he finally told my dad,
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"He's good enough."
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Thank you so much.
Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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-Don't have a good day...
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...have a great day, I guess.
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Okay. Good day to you.
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-Everybody down on the ground!
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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That's the girl.
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We've been over this.
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You tried to talk to her yesterday,
it didn't work.
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It will never work.
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She's wearing sunglasses.
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We don't mess
with the sunglasses people.
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Maybe I'll get
some sunglasses of my own.
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What? What are you talking about?
You can't do that.
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Oh, my God. What am I doing?
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Hi.
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ROBBER: What'd you say?
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Hi.
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I'm gonna need your sunglasses.
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Ooh. Ow.
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I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna
need your sunglasses for a sec.
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ROBBER: What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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Go back to your side, man.
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He's just an NPC.
Waste that mother--
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Okay, just need to borrow them
for a sec, okay?
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-Back off! I said, don't!
-Just real quick. Real quick.
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-Stop!
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You broken or somethin'?
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I'm the robber!
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You're the guy who lies down
and takes it!
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Please, just stay down!
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ROBBER: I said, stay down!
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Guy, you don't do this, man.
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-This isn't you.
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You don't do this.
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Maybe I do.
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-ROBBER: What is wrong with this...
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stupid mission?
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I told you to smoke his ass.
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ROBBER: Let go!
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I'll give them right back.
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- I said...
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MAN: Guy?
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He's just resting.
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BUDDY: In pieces!
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That man is dead!
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I'm just gonna put your gun down,
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right here,
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for when you wake.
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-Okay?
-BUDDY: Guy.
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Guy! Where you goin'?
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Excuse me.
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Do you see this?
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Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.
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-Whoo!
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Oh!
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Giddy up!
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I feel brand new.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Loser.
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GUY: What is happening?
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KEYS: Hey, Mouser, check this out.
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MOUSER: What's up, Keys?
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What am I looking at?
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Okay, so, this user,
he gets his glasses stolen
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and then killed.
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The guy was smoked
by a non-playable character.
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An NPC? That's impossible.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Nobody can equip an NPC skin
on their avatar.
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Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass
noob and ban him for life, you're done.
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I tried that, but I,
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I can't trace him.
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Whoever it is, they're good.
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Hmm. You gotta be better
at your job, buddy.
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I'm pretty good.
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I'll see you on the inside.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Select your skin.
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Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with?
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00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:10,241
The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,
255
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,785
big guns, bigger moustache.
256
00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:13,411
Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it.
257
00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:15,538
Almost scared to ask,
but what are you going with?
258
00:15:15,705 --> 00:15:19,166
Uh, full body moustache, hot pink.
You should be very afraid.
259
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:20,752
I'm terrified.
260
00:15:57,747 --> 00:15:58,748
KEYS: Seriously, man.
261
00:15:58,915 --> 00:16:02,293
I'm just being honest, I think
the bunny suit is just a little much.
262
00:16:03,086 --> 00:16:04,921
MOUSER: Excuse me?
263
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,757
Right.
264
00:16:07,924 --> 00:16:09,508
Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
265
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:13,680
Hey, 40-year-old virgin!
Get over here!
266
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:14,848
KEYS: Let's go!
267
00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:16,182
MOUSER: Uh-huh. Captain Khakis.
268
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,142
-Come here. Come on, bud.
-KEYS: Go, let's go.
269
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,894
-Closer.
-MOUSER: There he is.
270
00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:21,604
Blue shirt guy.
271
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,440
Blue shirt?
272
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:25,066
Yes.
273
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,152
Hello, Officer.
274
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,321
Rabbit.
275
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:30,447
MOUSER: Nice skin.
276
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,991
Thank you. That's sweet.
277
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,367
How'd you get it?
278
00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:37,870
Well, uh, mostly genetics,
I think. I'm pretty lucky.
279
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,581
I have naturally dewy skin.
280
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:40,915
Listen up, Neutrogena.
281
00:16:41,082 --> 00:16:43,209
You know you can't go around
looking like that. The rules are clear.
282
00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:44,377
And another thing.
283
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,879
-You can't hack the NPC avatars.
-MOUSER: No, sir!
284
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,213
KEYS: It screws up the mission load...
MOUSER: Screws it up!
285
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:48,547
...and it makes the game look bad.
286
00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:49,966
-MOUSER: Horrible!
-Yeah.
287
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,801
I got, like, 5% of that.
288
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,511
Lose the skin!
289
00:16:53,678 --> 00:16:54,887
I... Lose?
290
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,681
How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?
291
00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:57,849
Take it off, man.
292
00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,225
Just take it off.
What are you doing?
293
00:16:59,392 --> 00:17:00,434
-What?
-Seriously.
294
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,978
-The whole thing. The face, the outfit.
-How?
295
00:17:02,145 --> 00:17:03,271
-Everything. Ditch it.
-Take it off.
296
00:17:03,438 --> 00:17:04,689
If you don't, we're gonna kill you.
297
00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:06,315
-Why?
-And we're gonna keep killing you.
298
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,525
Still why?
299
00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:08,943
Until we do find out who you are,
300
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:10,694
and then we're gonna ban you for life.
301
00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:14,156
Okay. No, no.
Okay, I want to comply.
302
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,451
I just find the order of those threats
very confusing.
303
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,202
-Somebody's about to get shot.
-Light him up!
304
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,763
-No.
-MAN GROANS]
305
00:17:46,856 --> 00:17:48,107
KEYS: Come on, Blue Shirt.
306
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,839
Oh! Didn't see that one coming.
Did you see that one coming?
307
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,132
Scared me a little bit.
308
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,758
We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!
309
00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:15,217
MOUSER:
Coming to get ya.
310
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,886
We're coming to get ya.
311
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,515
Wait! Wait!
312
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,058
I can explain everything.
313
00:18:22,225 --> 00:18:25,937
I found these glasses
and then I can see things now.
314
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,606
Things that-- Whoa, whoa.
Things that aren't there.
315
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,483
Except they are there.
316
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:33,903
I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!
317
00:18:34,821 --> 00:18:37,990
You can run, Blue Shirt,
but you cannot hide.
318
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,577
MOUSER: Come on, Blue Shirt.
You can't escape the rabbit.
319
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,787
-We're apex predators.
320
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:46,541
All we do is bone and brawl
and slit throats.
321
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,252
GUY: Too high! Too high!
322
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,805
MOUSER: Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt?
Watch this.
323
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:04,851
I tire of these games, Keys. It's time
I went god-mode on this beyotch.
324
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,102
Okay, bring it.
325
00:19:06,269 --> 00:19:08,020
Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.
326
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,913
I'm so, so good at this.
327
00:19:33,421 --> 00:19:35,005
KEYS: Time's up, bank teller!
328
00:19:56,903 --> 00:19:58,070
-GUY: Nope!
329
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:23,763
I can't die!
330
00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:25,514
-I'm never gonna die!
331
00:20:25,598 --> 00:20:26,599
Whoo!
332
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,852
And that was the heartbreaking story
of Blue Shirt Guy.
333
00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:31,103
The end.
334
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,314
-Doesn't make sense.
-What?
335
00:20:33,481 --> 00:20:34,523
I just checked the server stats.
336
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:37,068
We killed Blue Shirt and the number
of players online didn't change.
337
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:38,277
It's just a glitch, man.
338
00:20:38,361 --> 00:20:39,487
-It's not a big deal.
- I know, I know.
339
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,114
It just seems like
that's something new, you know?
340
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,533
Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay?
You should not talk to Antwan.
341
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,368
I just think it's important
to be transparent, okay?
342
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,453
Uh-uh. No.
343
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:49,247
Antwan is deep in the sequel launch.
He's either not gonna care
344
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:52,333
or he's gonna get pissed
and then he's gonna blame us.
345
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,336
So, I don't know what you haven't
figured out about the whole situation.
346
00:20:55,503 --> 00:20:59,757
Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius,
indie game designer?
347
00:20:59,924 --> 00:21:02,426
What are you doing down here dealing
with complaints?
348
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:06,431
That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic
story involving failed dreams,
349
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,683
desperation,
and a mountain of college debt.
350
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,476
You do not wanna hear about that.
351
00:21:10,935 --> 00:21:12,019
You're absolutely right.
352
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:16,357
That story sounds horrible and boring
and full of white privilege.
353
00:21:16,524 --> 00:21:18,275
Don't talk to Antwan.
354
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:25,491
KEYS: We never dreamt
this would've happened.
355
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:28,244
I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially
a fishbowl game.
356
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:31,998
People aren't playing I,
they're watching it grow.
357
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,833
It's a strictly observational experience
358
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,670
where computer generated characters
interact and evolve.
359
00:21:37,837 --> 00:21:39,630
I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.
360
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:44,260
That's what's so charming about Keys,
he's clueless about his own genius.
361
00:21:44,427 --> 00:21:46,053
Uh, no, Millie is the genius.
362
00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:49,682
Uh, she built the Al engine
from the ground up.
363
00:21:49,849 --> 00:21:51,183
So, to get a little personal,
364
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,269
what's the thing that gets you up
in the morning?
365
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,855
cream, two sugars.
366
00:21:57,023 --> 00:21:58,357
What's the other thing?
367
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,902
Oh, yeah.
An insatiable thirst for validation.
368
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,528
-She's not kidding.
-I'm not.
369
00:22:02,695 --> 00:22:03,862
REPORTER: How about you?
370
00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:05,448
- Code.
-REPORTER: Code?
371
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:06,533
-Code.
-Code, yeah.
372
00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:07,617
There we go.
373
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:09,451
KEYS: 'Cause it's not just zeros
and ones, it's hidden messages.
374
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:12,622
I like to think of myself, actually,
as not a code writer, but an author.
375
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:17,168
I just use zeros and ones instead
of words 'cause words will let you down.
376
00:22:17,335 --> 00:22:21,672
But zeros and ones, never.
Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
377
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,466
-He's not kidding.
-I'm not.
378
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:25,217
REPORTER: Now, I've gotta ask.
379
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,595
There is a lot of chemistry between
the two of you.
380
00:22:27,762 --> 00:22:30,598
-Has this evolved into more than--
-MILLIE: No.
381
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,101
-No way. No. It's strictly platonic.
-No, no, no. We're friends.
382
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,352
-We're like best friends.
-Friendship.
383
00:22:34,435 --> 00:22:36,103
And now your game
is gonna be released by Soonami,
384
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,689
one of the biggest publishers
in the world.
385
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,691
-It's crazy, actually.
-It is, yeah.
386
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,610
It does seem a little bit
like an unlikely pairing, though.
387
00:22:43,027 --> 00:22:44,987
KEYS: Yeah,
I didn't totally get it either.
388
00:22:45,154 --> 00:22:47,656
But Millie's got a real instinct
for these things.
389
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,075
MILLIE: Antwan is a genius.
390
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:52,578
He's brash and obnoxious,
but he's really good at what he does.
391
00:22:52,745 --> 00:22:54,913
It's a chance for our work
to be seen by a wider audience.
392
00:22:55,081 --> 00:22:57,041
-God, those two were young and dumb.
-Jeez.
393
00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:58,667
So we're breaking and entering now?
394
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:02,755
How does it feel working for a galactic
black hole of frozen shit?
395
00:23:02,922 --> 00:23:04,882
You have to leave. I can't talk to you.
396
00:23:05,049 --> 00:23:06,592
Aw, shame will have that effect.
397
00:23:06,759 --> 00:23:08,385
No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you.
398
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:11,013
I can't even see you. I'm literally
focusing on background objects
399
00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:13,182
because looking at your lips move
violates my NDA
400
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,600
and it could get me fired.
401
00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:17,269
Aw, fired by Antwan,
the guy who stole our work?
402
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:19,105
No, he bought it and then he shelved it.
403
00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:22,316
All right? You're living in the past.
You are stuck. You gotta move on.
404
00:23:22,483 --> 00:23:23,567
How can I move on?
405
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,111
How can you?
406
00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:28,114
Antwan swiped our Al engine
to use in his dumb shooter.
407
00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:31,742
Did he, Millie?
Because, honestly, I'm not so sure.
408
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:34,454
Our game was complex
and beautiful and interesting.
409
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:37,874
And Free City, it may be popular but
it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
410
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,876
Then stop defending him
and help me beat his ass.
411
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:42,211
-Millie, I'm--
-Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
412
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:43,713
And now he's lying about it
413
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,173
so he doesn't have to give us the credit
and the royalties that we deserve.
414
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,342
Millie--
415
00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:49,927
I found a clue.
It's on a clip in @ gamer's stash house.
416
00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:53,472
All I need from you
is to get me in there.
417
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,892
Millie, I care about you
418
00:24:00,521 --> 00:24:02,022
but you need to leave.
419
00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:12,367
Today is gonna be different, Goldie.
420
00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:14,762
What are we lookin' at?
421
00:25:15,471 --> 00:25:17,598
-Who are you?
422
00:25:17,765 --> 00:25:18,974
Okay, okay. Okay.
423
00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:21,727
We ran into each other the other day,
you were humming that great song.
424
00:25:21,894 --> 00:25:22,895
Oh, yeah.
425
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,648
I thought you were an NPC.
How did you find me?
426
00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:28,776
I waited outside by the murder train,
427
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,194
-then I followed you.
428
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,279
Shit!
429
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:48,003
Can I come with you?
430
00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:50,506
Yes?
431
00:25:51,966 --> 00:25:54,176
Holy hell, what just happened?
432
00:25:54,343 --> 00:25:56,762
MOLOTOVGIRL: What just happened
is you almost blew my mission.
433
00:25:57,096 --> 00:26:00,057
No, I mean, how did we get from there
to wherever this is?
434
00:26:00,224 --> 00:26:01,475
You mean the portal gun?
435
00:26:01,976 --> 00:26:03,560
Portal gun?
That sounds expensive.
436
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:05,855
Wow, you are a special kind of noob.
437
00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,148
Thank you. You too.
438
00:26:07,231 --> 00:26:08,315
Turn around.
439
00:26:08,399 --> 00:26:10,401
-Okay.
440
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:14,739
Oh.
441
00:26:18,993 --> 00:26:20,369
Is this the North Pole?
442
00:26:20,536 --> 00:26:21,954
MOLOTOVGIRL: Listen, dude.
443
00:26:22,121 --> 00:26:23,664
-GUY: Guy.
-Guy. Whatever.
444
00:26:23,831 --> 00:26:25,541
Props on the NPC outfit,
445
00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:28,127
but I'm busy trying to figure out
how to steal something.
446
00:26:28,294 --> 00:26:30,045
GUY: Maybe I could help you.
447
00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:31,255
I work alone.
448
00:26:31,422 --> 00:26:32,840
You have beautiful grenades.
449
00:26:33,007 --> 00:26:35,759
Besides, if you want to have any chance
of making an impact here,
450
00:26:35,968 --> 00:26:37,594
you need to have
a higher level than that.
451
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,639
- That's tough. No.
-No.
452
00:26:40,389 --> 00:26:41,390
Higher level?
453
00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:42,683
Good Lord, rook.
454
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:45,478
See?
455
00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:47,188
-Oh.
-That's mine.
456
00:26:47,605 --> 00:26:48,814
And that's yours.
457
00:26:49,565 --> 00:26:53,610
Oh. What,
is one the best or the worst?
458
00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:55,279
There is literally nothing lower.
459
00:26:55,446 --> 00:26:57,197
Well, how do I get to a higher level?
460
00:26:57,365 --> 00:26:59,283
-Really?
-Really.
461
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:03,412
-You know, get stuff.
-Yeah.
462
00:27:03,579 --> 00:27:04,871
-Are you kidding me right now?
-Yeah.
463
00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:06,874
-Experience, guns...
-Yeah.
464
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:07,959
-Put that down.
-Uh-huh.
465
00:27:08,042 --> 00:27:10,461
Money. This is Free City.
466
00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:12,630
You could rob a store,
carjack someone,
467
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,882
punch a pedestrian in the face.
You'll figure it out.
468
00:27:15,049 --> 00:27:17,468
Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
469
00:27:19,887 --> 00:27:23,390
Hmm. I've got to admit
that is kind of refreshing.
470
00:27:24,183 --> 00:27:27,895
Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet
on here is a sociopathic man-child.
471
00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:30,231
Thank you.
472
00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:32,983
Wait. But the world
isn't that bad, though, is it?
473
00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:35,778
Oh! Pretty bleak.
474
00:27:36,487 --> 00:27:38,989
If you ever met the dick responsible
for this world, you'd agree.
475
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:42,702
Are we talking about God?
You've met God?
476
00:27:43,744 --> 00:27:45,078
And he's a dick?
477
00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:47,790
His name's Antwan,
and, yes, he's an absolute troll.
478
00:27:48,374 --> 00:27:49,666
Trolls exist?
479
00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,337
Look, I don't know if anybody does it,
480
00:27:53,504 --> 00:27:56,340
but you could rack experience points up
by being a good guy.
481
00:27:56,507 --> 00:27:58,425
-Like a hero.
-Ooh. Easy, tiger.
482
00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:00,553
If you don't wanna shoot people,
you could steal their guns.
483
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,096
All that shit makes your level go up.
484
00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:03,639
Go be the good guy.
485
00:28:03,806 --> 00:28:05,057
Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy.
486
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:06,350
MOLOTOVGIRL: Ooh! Ooh.
487
00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:08,727
Okay, well, enjoy your
lifetime supply of virginity.
488
00:28:08,811 --> 00:28:09,895
-Off you go.
489
00:28:10,062 --> 00:28:12,105
Okay. Wait! How will I know
that I've levelled up enough?
490
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:15,025
-Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.
-Whoa.
491
00:28:15,109 --> 00:28:16,777
-Bye now.
-That's so much more than one.
492
00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:18,195
-Like, 99 more.
-Bye now.
493
00:28:18,362 --> 00:28:19,363
Okay.
494
00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:58,277
Hi.
495
00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:27,473
Thanks, Guy.
496
00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:48,786
Good morning, Goldie.
497
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:50,871
Good morning, Goldie.
498
00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:53,207
Good fucking morning, Goldie.
499
00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:57,127
I have three words for you.
Blue Shirt Guy.
500
00:29:57,211 --> 00:30:01,711
BSG is levelling up and at a record pace
by playing the hero.
501
00:30:02,049 --> 00:30:05,510
It's got people all over the world
asking, "Just who is this guy?”
502
00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:09,223
I don't know who this guy is,
but he's out-skilling all these players.
503
00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:11,016
GAMER: And here he is,
taking out Beefoven,
504
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,976
a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok.
505
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:15,020
-This is bullshit.
-Who is this guy?
506
00:30:15,187 --> 00:30:16,271
I don't know, but he's good.
507
00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,649
Yeah, he's good.
He looks like an NPC
508
00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:21,068
but he's running around,
levelling up crazy fast
509
00:30:21,235 --> 00:30:22,361
by being the freaking good guy.
510
00:30:22,528 --> 00:30:25,614
ALEX TREBEK: "This colourful character
in the video game Free City
511
00:30:25,781 --> 00:30:28,617
"has been turning heads
by being the good guy."
512
00:30:28,784 --> 00:30:30,535
-Piper.
-Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
513
00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:31,787
ALEX TREBEK: You're absolutely right.
514
00:30:31,954 --> 00:30:36,454
Blue Shirt Guy.
Who is he or she indeed?
515
00:30:50,598 --> 00:30:53,017
Whoo-hoo!
516
00:31:02,777 --> 00:31:05,654
There's a worldwide craze that has
captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!
517
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,281
Hello, Hinata.
518
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:09,533
You have a great outfit.
519
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:10,951
Don't have a good day...
520
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,536
Have a GREAT day!
521
00:31:12,703 --> 00:31:15,414
Crazy awesome'!!
522
00:31:56,455 --> 00:32:00,041
Well, well, well. Look who decided
to come to work today, huh?
523
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:02,419
Look, where have you been?
I've been worried sick about you.
524
00:32:03,462 --> 00:32:04,504
What is this shirt?
525
00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:06,048
Where's your collar at?
Where's the rest of the buttons?
526
00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:08,801
And it's not tucked in.
You look sloppy.
527
00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:11,637
Matter of fact, you look horrible.
Did you pick up some muscles, too?
528
00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:13,013
Or is somebody outside pumping you up?
529
00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:16,057
I'm sorry
that I haven't been around, Bud.
530
00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:17,559
I've been figuring some stuff out.
531
00:32:17,726 --> 00:32:20,603
Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"?
It is nothing to figure out.
532
00:32:20,771 --> 00:32:22,773
Okay? You go to bed, you wake up,
533
00:32:22,857 --> 00:32:24,441
you get some coffee,
then you come to work.
534
00:32:24,608 --> 00:32:26,109
And then you repeat
the same thing tomorrow.
535
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:27,736
-The girl.
-Oh, my God.
536
00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:29,363
I talked to her. I talked to her.
537
00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:31,865
-The one with the sunglasses?
-The sunglasses, yes!
538
00:32:32,158 --> 00:32:33,993
I talked to one of the sunglass people
539
00:32:34,076 --> 00:32:36,536
-and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
540
00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,247
-Me.
541
00:32:38,330 --> 00:32:39,831
ROBBER: Everybody down on the ground!
542
00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:41,417
You're so hot.
543
00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:44,378
What if I could tell you
that you could be more?
544
00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:45,712
Your life could be fuller.
545
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,007
That you're free to make
your own decisions. Your own choices.
546
00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:49,175
Yo, dumb-ass.
547
00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:50,634
We are in the middle of something.
548
00:32:51,343 --> 00:32:52,427
-Uh...
549
00:32:52,511 --> 00:32:54,471
- That's my gun.
- Quiet time.
550
00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:58,601
These puppies changed my life.
And they're gonna change yours, too.
551
00:32:58,767 --> 00:33:00,435
Come on now,
you know we don't wear sunglasses.
552
00:33:05,941 --> 00:33:06,983
Mine now.
553
00:33:07,067 --> 00:33:08,485
Are you kidding me?
554
00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:12,656
-Put 'em on.
-No.
555
00:33:12,823 --> 00:33:14,866
Life doesn't have to be something
that just happens to us. All right?
556
00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:17,578
Just put the glasses on
and you're gonna see.
557
00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:19,496
You're gonna see.
558
00:33:22,791 --> 00:33:23,875
Come on.
559
00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,253
I can't, okay?
560
00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:29,423
I'm sorry.
561
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:38,098
I'm keeping these, asshole mouth.
562
00:33:38,265 --> 00:33:40,517
Now get out of here. Go be nicer.
563
00:33:40,684 --> 00:33:42,602
Beat it. Go, go, go.
564
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:44,271
Don't walk, run.
565
00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:46,398
And you...
566
00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:47,858
-Ugh.
567
00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:49,026
Sorry.
568
00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:52,863
...um, you could do so much better
than that guy.
569
00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:56,116
You could be with, like, a good guy.
570
00:33:57,284 --> 00:33:59,536
Or maybe
I don't have to be with any guy.
571
00:33:59,703 --> 00:34:02,080
Right? Exactly.
Most of them are awful.
572
00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:03,874
-They really are.
-Terrible.
573
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,250
Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.
574
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,218
You're my best friend, Buddy.
575
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,637
And you don't have to be scared.
576
00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:19,473
If you change your mind, I'll be around.
577
00:34:25,729 --> 00:34:28,022
MOUSER: Yo, Keys,
our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
578
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:29,984
KEYS: I know.
579
00:34:30,150 --> 00:34:31,484
MOUSER: Who is this guy?
580
00:35:00,556 --> 00:35:01,640
I'm here.
581
00:35:02,308 --> 00:35:03,851
I really appreciate this, Keys.
582
00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:05,978
KEYS: Okay. Just to be clear,
583
00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:08,981
all I'm doing right now
is opening the door.
584
00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:12,234
If this clip really does prove
that Antwan reused our code illegally,
585
00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:13,402
go find it and get out.
586
00:35:14,862 --> 00:35:18,907
Player's doing the
jewellery store mission in midtown.
587
00:35:19,074 --> 00:35:20,533
That gives you 5 minutes.
588
00:35:23,078 --> 00:35:24,204
And go.
589
00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:35,799
Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
590
00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:36,967
KEYS: Really?
591
00:35:37,092 --> 00:35:38,551
I'm sitting on the toilet right now,
stealing user codes,
592
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,387
so I don't exactly feel like one.
593
00:35:40,554 --> 00:35:41,721
Oh, you never have.
594
00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:43,181
Good thing I know better.
595
00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:47,436
KEYS: All right. The clip you're looking
for should be on the wall to your left.
596
00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:49,354
-Thanks for the assist.
-You got it.
597
00:35:49,521 --> 00:35:50,939
I hope it has the proof
you're looking for.
598
00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:17,758
Keys! I need your help!
599
00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:19,551
He's got that place booby-trapped
with spawn points.
600
00:36:19,718 --> 00:36:20,802
Millie, I can't help you.
601
00:36:42,449 --> 00:36:43,491
Blue Shirt Guy?
602
00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:47,287
It's a Henley. Was that cool?
It felt really cool.
603
00:36:47,621 --> 00:36:50,915
You look really pretty.
Wow, this house is so nice.
604
00:36:58,549 --> 00:36:59,550
What are you doing here?
605
00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:02,553
I was trying to steal a video clip,
now we're trying not to die.
606
00:37:03,762 --> 00:37:04,763
Who are you talking to?
607
00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:09,434
You know, that player in the NPC skin.
608
00:37:10,310 --> 00:37:12,270
Millie, there are no other players
in that house.
609
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:15,774
-That actually hurt my hand.
610
00:37:15,941 --> 00:37:17,025
Get down!
611
00:38:13,207 --> 00:38:14,458
We're doing great.
612
00:38:26,261 --> 00:38:27,345
Wow!
613
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,016
We should definitely go!
614
00:38:32,601 --> 00:38:33,685
Oh, shit!
615
00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:43,070
-Is that a Glock in your pocket?
-No.
616
00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:45,155
-What?
-It's two Glocks.
617
00:38:46,281 --> 00:38:47,365
Oh!
618
00:39:19,898 --> 00:39:21,733
I don't suppose this thing can fly.
619
00:39:23,151 --> 00:39:24,235
Jump.
620
00:39:24,903 --> 00:39:26,070
Wow!
621
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:29,199
Whoa!
622
00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:39,417
Oh, shit.
623
00:39:54,349 --> 00:39:55,933
Good morning, sheeple!
624
00:39:56,101 --> 00:39:57,435
Oh, you are fired.
625
00:39:57,603 --> 00:40:00,272
There is some concern with the bloody
zombies. Retailers won't carry the game.
626
00:40:00,439 --> 00:40:01,982
Cut it. It's out.
Never even happened. Next.
627
00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:03,233
It's your lawyers.
They need to get your deposition.
628
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,985
Speak. Which lawsuit
are we talking about?
629
00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:08,655
Millie, Millie Rusk?
No sweat.
630
00:40:08,822 --> 00:40:10,448
That will never see
the inside of a courtroom
631
00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:13,452
because she's got no proof
and her ex-partner works for me.
632
00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:14,620
We're golden.
633
00:40:14,703 --> 00:40:16,287
Antwan, hey. You look great.
634
00:40:16,371 --> 00:40:17,705
Uh, I thought you were
still at Burning Man.
635
00:40:17,873 --> 00:40:20,125
Oh, does it look like
I'm still at Burning Man??
636
00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:21,293
You, you, you--
637
00:40:21,418 --> 00:40:23,628
No. So, shut your stupid,
bearded face and listen.
638
00:40:23,795 --> 00:40:25,171
You heard about the asshole
running around in the game
639
00:40:25,505 --> 00:40:26,506
who looks like an NPC?
640
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:29,175
Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy.
But we're gonna get rid of him.
641
00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:32,763
Don't get rid of him. People like him.
It's all over social media. No.
642
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:35,933
In fact, know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
643
00:40:36,099 --> 00:40:39,352
Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some
upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
644
00:40:39,519 --> 00:40:41,437
''Roid him out.
Make him a hitman or something.
645
00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:44,399
Antwan, we're already way behind porting
over the skins from Free City 1.
646
00:40:44,566 --> 00:40:46,150
ANTWAN: Skins?
Don't even worry about that.
647
00:40:46,234 --> 00:40:47,860
They won't be usable in Free City 2.
648
00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:49,154
KEYS: Antwan, you told the fans
649
00:40:49,321 --> 00:40:51,614
Free City 2 is backwards compatible.
It was in the commercial.
650
00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:53,825
You said there'd be the same characters
in the sequel.
651
00:40:53,992 --> 00:40:57,328
Well, here's the thing.
When I said that, I was lying.
652
00:40:57,496 --> 00:40:59,706
Listen, Antwan,
the game is already buggier than ever.
653
00:40:59,873 --> 00:41:01,207
I got a stack of user complaints,
like, a mile high.
654
00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:02,709
look, I know it sucks.
655
00:41:02,876 --> 00:41:07,376
But the IP recognition is rock hard.
Okay? So don't even worry about it.
656
00:41:07,589 --> 00:41:10,592
I'm just saying,
we could make an original game.
657
00:41:10,717 --> 00:41:11,718
ANTWAN: What?
658
00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:14,304
Make an original? Why would I do that
when I could make a sequel?
659
00:41:14,471 --> 00:41:15,472
A sequel.
660
00:41:15,555 --> 00:41:16,681
So we can make it better?
661
00:41:16,848 --> 00:41:19,767
IPs and sequels,
that is the thing that people want.
662
00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:21,102
-Let me ask you a question.
-Okay.
663
00:41:21,269 --> 00:41:22,645
You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?
664
00:41:22,729 --> 00:41:23,730
-MOUSER: Mmm-hmm.
-No.
665
00:41:23,897 --> 00:41:26,733
If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,
666
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:28,735
and I know that you love
Kentucky Fried Chicken,
667
00:41:28,902 --> 00:41:30,528
why would I make
another restaurant called,
668
00:41:30,612 --> 00:41:32,739
uh, I don't know,
"Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
669
00:41:32,906 --> 00:41:34,866
-Okay? Makes no sense, homie.
-MOUSER: Mmm-hmm. No sense.
670
00:41:35,033 --> 00:41:36,784
What am I gonna give you? A sequel.
671
00:41:36,868 --> 00:41:38,369
Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken,
Part Two.
672
00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:41,248
MOUSER: Uh, yum.
Drop the deuce on him.
673
00:41:41,415 --> 00:41:43,625
Come on. Come here. Come here.
674
00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:44,918
I don't want you to stress
675
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:46,503
that glorious shampoo commercial head
of yours about it.
676
00:41:47,462 --> 00:41:50,631
Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious.
677
00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:52,550
That's not a word.
678
00:41:54,302 --> 00:41:56,220
You sure you don't wanna bump up
to programming?
679
00:41:56,388 --> 00:41:58,181
I know you got the brains for it.
680
00:41:59,224 --> 00:42:01,476
No thanks. I'm good right where I am.
681
00:42:03,478 --> 00:42:07,899
Love it. Fear of flying.
Can't say I can relate.
682
00:42:08,066 --> 00:42:10,276
But it's all good with me
if I don't have to pay you more.
683
00:42:10,444 --> 00:42:11,987
Antwan out.
684
00:42:22,748 --> 00:42:24,207
Who is this guy?
685
00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:33,467
MOLOTOVGIRL: Wow!
686
00:42:33,633 --> 00:42:35,176
GUY: I took your advice.
687
00:42:37,095 --> 00:42:38,304
I levelled up.
688
00:42:39,222 --> 00:42:40,556
Impressive.
689
00:42:42,350 --> 00:42:44,352
Why are you doing all of this?
690
00:42:44,519 --> 00:42:48,439
You know, I guess I felt trapped.
691
00:42:49,524 --> 00:42:51,025
You know, in my life,
692
00:42:51,193 --> 00:42:53,236
I just felt so
693
00:42:53,695 --> 00:42:55,029
Stuck.
694
00:42:56,531 --> 00:42:59,742
Yeah. And then I saw you.
695
00:43:01,203 --> 00:43:02,996
Then I saw you.
696
00:43:03,955 --> 00:43:05,081
Who are you?
697
00:43:05,832 --> 00:43:06,999
I'm Guy.
698
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:09,127
No, who are you really?
699
00:43:09,294 --> 00:43:10,295
Still Guy.
700
00:43:10,378 --> 00:43:14,423
All of this, levelling up so fast.
701
00:43:15,175 --> 00:43:17,510
Giving this whole world the finger.
702
00:43:17,677 --> 00:43:18,928
How are you pulling this off?
703
00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:22,057
I've never given anyone
any of my fingers.
704
00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:23,891
You work at Soonami, don't you?
705
00:43:23,975 --> 00:43:25,685
-No.
-You've got an inside track.
706
00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:27,520
-I work at the bank.
-Right. The bank.
707
00:43:27,687 --> 00:43:31,732
So, you're just this incredible hacker
who happens to work at the bank.
708
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:33,234
Yes, I work at the bank.
709
00:43:33,401 --> 00:43:35,569
Where did you get that skin?
710
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:38,573
It's always, sort of, been there.
711
00:43:38,740 --> 00:43:40,867
Why do people keep asking me
that question?
712
00:43:41,034 --> 00:43:42,785
I don't know, why do they?
713
00:43:46,081 --> 00:43:49,000
No, no. Not doing that. I--
714
00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:51,461
What's happening right now?
715
00:43:51,628 --> 00:43:53,421
I don't know, but I don't buy it.
716
00:43:53,588 --> 00:43:54,880
No.
717
00:43:55,048 --> 00:43:56,841
-Okay, fine. I'll forget it.
-Fine. Good.
718
00:43:57,008 --> 00:43:58,300
-I'll let It go.
-Yes.
719
00:43:58,844 --> 00:44:00,011
Great.
720
00:44:00,178 --> 00:44:01,512
We all have our secrets, I guess.
721
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,264
Yes, we do.
722
00:44:05,934 --> 00:44:06,935
Hey.
723
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,480
Do you like ice cream?
724
00:44:10,939 --> 00:44:13,232
MOLOTOVGIRL: I can't believe
I've never been here.
725
00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:15,235
Well, it's sort of a secret.
726
00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:19,322
That's why me and my buddy, Buddy,
always come here. It's quiet and safe.
727
00:44:19,489 --> 00:44:21,115
Yeah, it makes sense.
728
00:44:22,325 --> 00:44:24,160
No missions here.
729
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,373
Oh, you gotta try this.
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
730
00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:29,916
This is my favourite flavour
in the whole world.
731
00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:32,293
-We'll take two of the usual, please.
-ICE CREAM VENDOR: You got it, Guy.
732
00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:34,420
It's bubble gum flavour.
733
00:44:34,588 --> 00:44:36,047
You think I'm crazy, don't you?
734
00:44:36,381 --> 00:44:37,590
Guy,
735
00:44:37,757 --> 00:44:40,801
get out of my brain hole!
I love bubble gum ice cream.
736
00:44:40,969 --> 00:44:42,553
No, you don't.
Are you making fun of me right now?
737
00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,931
No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.
738
00:44:45,098 --> 00:44:46,099
No, I do.
739
00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:47,601
I had a relationship end
over bubble gum ice cream.
740
00:44:47,767 --> 00:44:48,934
-No way. Here.
-Yeah.
741
00:44:49,102 --> 00:44:50,603
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
742
00:44:50,687 --> 00:44:51,688
Mmm.
743
00:44:52,063 --> 00:44:53,064
How good is that?
744
00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:54,316
You can taste it?
745
00:44:54,399 --> 00:44:57,902
Taste it? It's like my tongue
had a baby with a sunrise.
746
00:44:58,403 --> 00:44:59,529
-MOLOTOVGIRL: Mmm-hmm?
-Mmm.
747
00:45:00,906 --> 00:45:02,824
Coffee used to be my favourite food,
748
00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:05,159
but, compared with this,
it tastes like liquid suffering.
749
00:45:05,243 --> 00:45:07,286
-What?
750
00:45:10,248 --> 00:45:12,875
Nothing. You're funny.
751
00:45:14,169 --> 00:45:15,587
-I am?
-Yeah.
752
00:45:15,754 --> 00:45:18,256
Weird funny.
753
00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:20,717
But that's kind of my speed.
754
00:45:20,884 --> 00:45:22,886
Weird funny,
that's totally my speed, too.
755
00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:24,971
-Great.
-Yeah. I know a joke.
756
00:45:25,138 --> 00:45:26,514
A weird funny joke.
You wanna hear it?
757
00:45:26,681 --> 00:45:27,765
-Please.
-Okay.
758
00:45:28,642 --> 00:45:30,935
A homosexual
and a man in a wheelchair
759
00:45:31,019 --> 00:45:33,229
are trying to murder
a very small child.
760
00:45:33,313 --> 00:45:35,606
-The cripple says to the homosexual--
-Whoa. Stop, stop.
761
00:45:35,774 --> 00:45:37,859
Stop! Where did you hear that?
762
00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:40,528
A robbery.
The gunman told it to the driver
763
00:45:40,695 --> 00:45:43,739
who thought it was hilarious,
so I memorised it and told everyone.
764
00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:45,742
Word of advice?
765
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,953
Don't crib your jokes
from the trolls of Free City.
766
00:45:49,037 --> 00:45:50,121
Trolls?
767
00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:51,539
Is that a swing set?
768
00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:18,525
Holy--
769
00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:28,534
MOLOTOVGIRL: Okay, this is too weird.
770
00:46:28,702 --> 00:46:31,663
Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream,
and now swings?
771
00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:33,998
-This is too weird.
- I thought the same thing, too.
772
00:46:34,165 --> 00:46:35,541
I thought the same thing.
773
00:46:35,709 --> 00:46:38,628
When I was younger,
I was obsessed with swings.
774
00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:41,965
Growing up in my family, it was--
775
00:46:44,884 --> 00:46:47,011
Oh, I wanna hear everything.
776
00:46:48,930 --> 00:46:51,641
Growing up in my family,
it wasn't good enough to be great.
777
00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:55,812
You had to win, and that pressure,
you know,
778
00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:57,939
it was just constant.
779
00:46:58,648 --> 00:47:01,942
But when I was in the back garden
on that little swing--
780
00:47:02,110 --> 00:47:03,236
You know that moment,
781
00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:07,240
that split second between
rising and falling,
782
00:47:07,407 --> 00:47:09,367
when you're totally weightless,
it feels like you're free.
783
00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:10,452
In love.
784
00:47:10,535 --> 00:47:12,745
Free. What you said. Yeah.
785
00:47:15,707 --> 00:47:17,709
I really wanna kiss you.
Is that weird?
786
00:47:19,044 --> 00:47:20,336
You want to kiss me?
787
00:47:21,963 --> 00:47:23,839
I wanna kiss you so badly.
788
00:47:24,257 --> 00:47:25,466
You want to kiss me badly?
789
00:47:25,633 --> 00:47:27,009
-No!
-No?
790
00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:28,928
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna kiss you well.
791
00:47:29,095 --> 00:47:30,638
I mean, I'm an idiot,
792
00:47:30,805 --> 00:47:32,264
so I say things
like an idiot sometimes.
793
00:47:32,432 --> 00:47:33,724
No, you're not. You're not.
794
00:47:33,892 --> 00:47:35,184
I mean, um,
795
00:47:36,269 --> 00:47:38,646
uh, if you know how to, go for it.
796
00:47:38,813 --> 00:47:39,980
I know how.
797
00:47:41,232 --> 00:47:42,233
Okay.
798
00:47:44,402 --> 00:47:45,903
Here goes.
799
00:48:08,134 --> 00:48:12,471
That was so much better than ice cream.
800
00:48:12,555 --> 00:48:13,931
“Whoa!
801
00:48:14,015 --> 00:48:15,433
I think someone's at the door.
802
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:16,601
I'll say.
803
00:48:16,768 --> 00:48:18,561
Well, this was great.
804
00:48:18,728 --> 00:48:19,854
Yeah, it was.
805
00:48:19,938 --> 00:48:21,731
Let's meet up again sometime soon.
Yeah?
806
00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:23,608
Yes. Definitely.
807
00:48:23,775 --> 00:48:25,151
Maybe in the real world.
808
00:48:25,318 --> 00:48:26,402
What?
809
00:48:26,861 --> 00:48:28,237
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
810
00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:29,781
-Okay. Bye.
-Okay.
811
00:48:31,157 --> 00:48:32,950
Bye, Molotov.
812
00:48:33,118 --> 00:48:36,955
Hey, my real name is Millie.
813
00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:41,959
My real name continues to be Guy.
814
00:48:48,633 --> 00:48:51,969
KEYS: Millie, open up! Millie, it's me,
it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
815
00:48:52,053 --> 00:48:54,764
-Millie! It's me, open up!
816
00:48:54,848 --> 00:48:56,808
-What?
-You were right.
817
00:48:57,350 --> 00:48:59,226
-You were right.
-Oh, come on in.
818
00:48:59,394 --> 00:49:01,813
You were right.
Our code, it is in Free City
819
00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:04,691
and, Millie, it works.
820
00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:06,359
Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof.
821
00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:08,402
KEYS: Just forget about that
for one second.
822
00:49:08,611 --> 00:49:10,779
I'm saying that our game, Life Itself,
823
00:49:10,947 --> 00:49:13,741
where characters would grow
and change and feel real...
824
00:49:13,908 --> 00:49:14,992
-Yeah?
-...worked.
825
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,786
-Keys.
-The Al worked.
826
00:49:16,953 --> 00:49:20,289
It's the reason why Free City is
so realistic and people love it so much.
827
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:22,333
And of course it doesn't look the same.
828
00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:25,294
There's no waterfalls,
there's no butterflies and unicorns,
829
00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:28,256
all the characters have different skins.
Of course they do.
830
00:49:28,423 --> 00:49:32,844
But the underlying code in the game
is the same. Our code.
831
00:49:33,011 --> 00:49:34,762
And Guy, I mean, he has evolved
way further
832
00:49:34,846 --> 00:49:35,847
than we thought was even possible.
833
00:49:35,972 --> 00:49:38,349
Wait, are you talking about the hacker
in the NPC skin?
834
00:49:38,516 --> 00:49:41,936
Millie, I'm talking about the fact
that Blue Shirt Guy...
835
00:49:42,103 --> 00:49:43,104
MILLIE: Yeah?
836
00:49:43,271 --> 00:49:44,689
...Is not a player.
837
00:49:45,106 --> 00:49:47,942
He is an algorithm
who thinks he's alive.
838
00:49:48,109 --> 00:49:50,277
I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.
839
00:49:50,361 --> 00:49:54,490
He is the first real
artificial intelligence.
840
00:49:55,950 --> 00:49:57,701
- No! No.
-KEYS: I know.
841
00:49:57,869 --> 00:49:59,245
-No, no, no.
-Yeah, yeah.
842
00:49:59,412 --> 00:50:00,788
-Guy? My Guy?
-KEYS: Guy.
843
00:50:00,955 --> 00:50:02,122
-One who has been--
-Your Guy?
844
00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:03,416
-Holy--
-KEYS: This is a good thing.
845
00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:05,084
No, it's really bad.
846
00:50:05,251 --> 00:50:08,420
Millie, his code, it's thousands
of times the size it should be.
847
00:50:08,588 --> 00:50:09,922
We did it, Mills.
848
00:50:11,049 --> 00:50:14,969
We did it. Everything that we wanted
to create, it actually happened.
849
00:50:15,136 --> 00:50:18,055
Okay? Did you know
that the NPCs have private lives?
850
00:50:18,973 --> 00:50:21,100
One of the baristas learned how to make
a cappuccino through trial and error.
851
00:50:21,267 --> 00:50:23,269
I mean, that's really difficult.
I can't even do that.
852
00:50:23,436 --> 00:50:25,354
I can't even froth my own oat milk
in the morning.
853
00:50:25,813 --> 00:50:28,065
And the Bombshell character in the game
854
00:50:28,233 --> 00:50:30,944
wrote a memoir
that's a searing indictment
855
00:50:31,110 --> 00:50:32,820
of gender roles, the patriarchy.
856
00:50:32,987 --> 00:50:34,780
It's a little preachy in parts
but, over all, it's pretty good.
857
00:50:34,948 --> 00:50:35,949
Millie, we have to celebrate!
858
00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:37,867
-No, this can't be happening.
-What are you talking about?
859
00:50:38,034 --> 00:50:40,536
-This is what we've been working for!
-No, I let him kiss me!
860
00:50:42,038 --> 00:50:43,497
So, yeah.
861
00:50:46,918 --> 00:50:48,419
I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you?
862
00:50:48,586 --> 00:50:49,628
MILLIE: Guy.
863
00:50:50,755 --> 00:50:51,756
Guy?
864
00:50:51,839 --> 00:50:56,339
The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy
in, like, forever
865
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,346
and of course he's not even real!
866
00:50:59,514 --> 00:51:00,848
Uh, there's not a button for that.
867
00:51:01,724 --> 00:51:03,183
Oh, he found the button.
868
00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:04,810
-Okay.
-MILLIE: Yeah.
869
00:51:04,894 --> 00:51:07,187
-I am-- I'm so confused...
-Why is it so hot?
870
00:51:07,355 --> 00:51:08,522
KEYS: ...and surprisingly curious.
871
00:51:09,190 --> 00:51:12,902
You let an artificially intelligent
872
00:51:12,986 --> 00:51:14,696
-video game character kiss you?
-Oh, okay,
873
00:51:14,779 --> 00:51:16,322
-can you just stop saying it like that?
-And then you thought that would be--
874
00:51:16,489 --> 00:51:18,365
Because you have got to meet him, Keys.
875
00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:21,494
He's funny, and he's sweet,
and he's so handsome.
876
00:51:21,661 --> 00:51:23,913
Oh, my God,
now I'm saying it out loud.
877
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:27,541
Also, Millie, food for thought,
he's, like, four.
878
00:51:29,210 --> 00:51:30,836
-Really? You're gonna do that?
-Really.
879
00:51:31,004 --> 00:51:32,630
Wow, you just made that really creepy.
880
00:51:33,798 --> 00:51:35,007
Millie, put all that aside.
881
00:51:35,091 --> 00:51:36,383
Weird or not,
when people find out about this,
882
00:51:36,467 --> 00:51:39,052
you could win a Nobel Prize.
Oh, God.
883
00:51:39,220 --> 00:51:40,221
What?
884
00:51:40,305 --> 00:51:41,764
Oh, my God, if they see this--
885
00:51:42,223 --> 00:51:43,515
-MILLIE: What? What is it?
-Oh!
886
00:51:43,641 --> 00:51:45,017
KEYS: Antwan. What else?
887
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,979
He's lying.
He lied about using our code,
888
00:51:48,146 --> 00:51:50,231
he's been lying about the game
being backwards compatible.
889
00:51:50,398 --> 00:51:51,732
I think he's lying about Free City 1.
890
00:51:51,816 --> 00:51:52,858
What are you talking about?
891
00:51:52,942 --> 00:51:56,862
KEYS: Look. You see? There's not
one mission, not one location...
892
00:51:56,946 --> 00:51:59,073
...I mean, there's not even a single
character from Free City 1 on here.
893
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:00,658
Free City 2 is not an update...
894
00:52:00,825 --> 00:52:02,117
-It's a replacement.
-Exactly.
895
00:52:02,285 --> 00:52:03,911
So when Free City 2 launches
on Monday--
896
00:52:04,078 --> 00:52:07,372
Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code,
everything, will be deleted.
897
00:52:07,540 --> 00:52:08,791
He can't do that.
898
00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:12,127
I mean, this is artificial life we're
dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
899
00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:16,924
We're screwed.
900
00:52:17,634 --> 00:52:19,218
Maybe not.
901
00:52:19,677 --> 00:52:21,845
If we can find our original build
in the game,
902
00:52:22,013 --> 00:52:24,682
it'll prove that Antwan used our code
without properly licensing it.
903
00:52:24,849 --> 00:52:27,017
And we just have to find it
before Free City 2 launches.
904
00:52:27,185 --> 00:52:28,436
We have 48 hours.
905
00:52:28,603 --> 00:52:30,021
I've looked, Keys. You know I have.
906
00:52:30,188 --> 00:52:31,314
I know you have.
907
00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:33,858
But now that we both know
about Blue Shirt Guy,
908
00:52:34,025 --> 00:52:35,526
maybe he can help?
909
00:52:35,693 --> 00:52:37,444
That would mean I'd have to tell him.
910
00:52:38,112 --> 00:52:40,989
Millie, he's not gonna exist
once the sequel launches.
911
00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:43,618
His whole world's about to end.
912
00:52:44,369 --> 00:52:46,496
Don't you think
he'd want a chance to save it?
913
00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:50,750
-ICE CREAM VENDOR: Here you go.
-Thank you.
914
00:52:50,917 --> 00:52:52,919
-You got it.
-MILLIE: Guy?
915
00:52:53,086 --> 00:52:54,337
Hey! Hil
916
00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:55,796
Guy, we need to talk.
917
00:52:56,172 --> 00:52:58,549
What's going on with your voice?
Where's your Australian accent?
918
00:52:58,716 --> 00:52:59,717
British.
919
00:52:59,801 --> 00:53:01,761
I think I know an Australian accent
when I see one.
920
00:53:02,553 --> 00:53:04,012
I turned off the accent filter.
921
00:53:05,473 --> 00:53:06,557
This is me.
922
00:53:07,016 --> 00:53:08,017
Good.
923
00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:10,228
Look, I have to tell you something
really important.
924
00:53:10,395 --> 00:53:11,479
-Are you married?
925
00:53:11,562 --> 00:53:12,563
No.
926
00:53:12,647 --> 00:53:15,066
-Oh, God.
927
00:53:16,109 --> 00:53:18,069
That would have been, like,
the worst thing ever.
928
00:53:18,236 --> 00:53:19,862
Maybe not the worst thing.
929
00:53:20,279 --> 00:53:21,446
Huh.
930
00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:23,157
I have to show you something.
931
00:53:24,367 --> 00:53:25,368
Okay.
932
00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:31,791
Wow!
933
00:53:31,958 --> 00:53:33,918
I always wondered what was in here.
934
00:53:34,085 --> 00:53:36,295
ANNOUNCER:
Tune in to the Kill Cam
935
00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:37,838
for more of today's highlights
936
00:53:38,005 --> 00:53:41,633
of every bloody, bullet-ridden
corner of Free City.
937
00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:43,552
PHYLLIS: Has anyone seen my cat?
938
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:47,306
GUY: Hey, that's Phyllis.
She's always losing her cats.
939
00:53:48,516 --> 00:53:51,393
And there's Joe!
He's my friend, I know that guy.
940
00:53:52,270 --> 00:53:54,397
I don't get it. What is this place?
941
00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:58,943
There is no easy way to say this,
but this city is a game.
942
00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:01,362
There's no easy way to say this,
I know it's a game.
943
00:54:01,529 --> 00:54:03,280
You taught me how to play it. Boop-boop.
944
00:54:03,448 --> 00:54:04,740
MILLIE: Yes, you're right, I did.
945
00:54:04,907 --> 00:54:07,951
But it's not just that it's like a game.
It is a game.
946
00:54:08,828 --> 00:54:11,455
It's a video game. And that's all it is.
947
00:54:12,165 --> 00:54:15,001
So the entire world is a game?
948
00:54:15,168 --> 00:54:16,169
Yes.
949
00:54:16,335 --> 00:54:18,170
And we're all just players in the game?
950
00:54:18,337 --> 00:54:20,422
Not exactly.
951
00:54:21,591 --> 00:54:22,883
I'm a player.
952
00:54:23,050 --> 00:54:26,261
All these people here are players.
We live in the real world.
953
00:54:26,846 --> 00:54:28,389
But you only exist here.
954
00:54:28,556 --> 00:54:31,141
It's why you can never leave Free City.
955
00:54:31,309 --> 00:54:33,060
You're what we call an NPC.
956
00:54:33,227 --> 00:54:34,394
NPC.
957
00:54:34,562 --> 00:54:37,565
The policeman
and the muscular bunny rabbit,
958
00:54:37,648 --> 00:54:38,857
they called me that. What is an NPC?
959
00:54:39,025 --> 00:54:40,026
-ANNOUNCER: Let's take...
-Just watch.
960
00:54:40,109 --> 00:54:41,110
...another look at that leaderboard.
961
00:54:41,194 --> 00:54:42,945
ROBBER:
Everybody get down on the ground!
962
00:54:43,070 --> 00:54:44,654
BANK MANAGER:
Nobody try to be a hero.
963
00:54:44,739 --> 00:54:45,990
This will all be over soon.
964
00:54:46,157 --> 00:54:47,324
I don't understand.
965
00:54:47,492 --> 00:54:49,911
MILLIE: You're a non-player character.
966
00:54:49,994 --> 00:54:52,371
GUY: Non...
MILLIE: A background person.
967
00:54:52,538 --> 00:54:55,707
Someone designed to make the game
more fun for real people.
968
00:54:55,875 --> 00:54:58,085
Wait, hold on a second.
Just stop for a second.
969
00:54:58,169 --> 00:54:59,295
I wanna make sure that
I'm getting this straight.
970
00:54:59,378 --> 00:55:01,421
I just wanna fully understand, here.
971
00:55:01,589 --> 00:55:03,591
So, I'm fake?
972
00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:07,469
The entire world is fake?
I'm not even a main character,
973
00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:10,973
I'm just this idiot
who's in the background?
974
00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:15,060
Millie, why are you even saying this?
I love you.
975
00:55:15,394 --> 00:55:18,313
You only think that
because it's in your programming.
976
00:55:24,821 --> 00:55:26,823
MILLIE: Guy, I need you to listen to me.
977
00:55:26,989 --> 00:55:29,658
In two days, the game
is gonna shut down. For good.
978
00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:32,328
When the sequel launches,
this whole city,
979
00:55:32,495 --> 00:55:34,830
you, all the people in it
who aren't players,
980
00:55:34,997 --> 00:55:36,415
they'll be gone forever.
You need to listen.
981
00:55:36,582 --> 00:55:39,334
My whole life, I felt like there had
to be something more.
982
00:55:39,502 --> 00:55:41,212
And then I saw you.
983
00:55:41,796 --> 00:55:44,715
And I knew I was right.
I was right!
984
00:55:45,883 --> 00:55:48,135
And, for a second, I felt amazing.
985
00:55:48,302 --> 00:55:50,053
-I know.
-Except you don't know.
986
00:55:50,221 --> 00:55:52,348
Because we're not the same.
987
00:55:53,391 --> 00:55:54,725
Isn't that what you said?
You said that.
988
00:55:54,892 --> 00:55:56,852
We're not the same.
989
00:55:57,019 --> 00:55:58,437
You're real.
990
00:55:59,355 --> 00:56:00,981
And I'm what? I'm what?
991
00:56:04,861 --> 00:56:06,028
You're not.
992
00:56:09,323 --> 00:56:10,407
You're not.
993
00:56:11,492 --> 00:56:14,495
Well, I may not be real,
but, for a second there,
994
00:56:14,954 --> 00:56:16,789
I felt pretty alive.
995
00:57:27,401 --> 00:57:29,361
BUSINESSMAN: Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.
996
00:57:29,528 --> 00:57:31,947
Quarterly reports.
My, what specific business lingo.
997
00:57:32,114 --> 00:57:34,116
Wow. Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
998
00:57:34,283 --> 00:57:35,284
-Until it crushes your soul.
999
00:57:35,451 --> 00:57:38,829
Has anyone seen my cat?
Has anyone seen my...
1000
00:57:38,996 --> 00:57:40,872
Your cats?
No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.
1001
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,960
But here's a revolutionary idea...
close your goddamn door.
1002
00:57:45,127 --> 00:57:47,420
It's not like they're climbing
on top of one another,
1003
00:57:47,588 --> 00:57:50,716
forming a little kitty tower,
and then jimmying the locks.
1004
00:57:50,883 --> 00:57:53,010
They don't have thumbs, Phyllis.
1005
00:57:53,678 --> 00:57:54,679
No thumbs!
1006
00:57:55,471 --> 00:57:58,474
Don't any of you get it?
1007
00:57:59,141 --> 00:58:03,436
None of this matters! None of it!
It's fake! We don't matter!
1008
00:58:03,604 --> 00:58:06,440
That building, that's fake!
This street...
1009
00:58:06,524 --> 00:58:07,816
-...it's fake!
1010
00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,068
That car--
1011
00:58:16,909 --> 00:58:18,076
Have a good one, Guy.
1012
00:58:26,544 --> 00:58:28,003
BUDDY: Oh, hey, uh--
1013
00:58:29,588 --> 00:58:30,672
Come In.
1014
00:58:40,808 --> 00:58:42,059
BUDDY: Here you go.
1015
00:58:42,226 --> 00:58:43,227
Thank you.
1016
00:58:44,353 --> 00:58:45,354
Buddy,
1017
00:58:45,521 --> 00:58:50,021
what would you do if you found out
that you weren't real?
1018
00:58:52,361 --> 00:58:53,487
What do you mean?
1019
00:58:54,113 --> 00:58:55,114
Pretend with me.
1020
00:58:55,281 --> 00:58:56,865
Okay, so,
1021
00:58:57,033 --> 00:58:58,701
can I pretend I'm a ghost?
1022
00:59:00,202 --> 00:59:01,203
Sure.
1023
00:59:01,370 --> 00:59:04,664
Oh. Do I look like how I ook like now?
Or whenever I die?
1024
00:59:04,832 --> 00:59:05,958
Like, do I have a funeral outfit on?
1025
00:59:06,083 --> 00:59:07,084
-This is kind of funeral...
-Doesn't matter.
1026
00:59:07,168 --> 00:59:09,086
work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.
1027
00:59:09,253 --> 00:59:11,004
Let's move on from the concept, okay?
1028
00:59:11,672 --> 00:59:13,632
Got it.
1029
00:59:13,716 --> 00:59:16,719
I'm not a ghost.
I'm very disappointed,
1030
00:59:16,886 --> 00:59:18,262
-but I get it.
-Yeah.
1031
00:59:18,429 --> 00:59:22,929
I'm me, who I am right now,
and I'm just trying to help a friend.
1032
00:59:24,101 --> 00:59:27,145
I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?
1033
00:59:27,813 --> 00:59:29,689
I'm sorry. "So what?"
1034
00:59:29,857 --> 00:59:30,858
Yeah. So what?
1035
00:59:32,902 --> 00:59:35,487
doesn't that mean
that nothing you do matters?
1036
00:59:35,654 --> 00:59:38,531
What does that mean?
Look, brother, I am sitting here
1037
00:59:38,699 --> 00:59:42,077
with my best friend, trying to help him
get through a tough time.
1038
00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:47,041
Right? And even if I'm not real,
this moment is.
1039
00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:52,713
Right here, right now,
this moment is real.
1040
00:59:53,714 --> 00:59:56,675
I mean, what's more real than a person
tryin' to help someone they love?
1041
00:59:57,676 --> 01:00:02,176
Now, if that's not real,
I don't know what is.
1042
01:00:05,142 --> 01:00:07,185
Do you know the other security guards?
1043
01:00:07,603 --> 01:00:09,021
I know 'em all. Why?
1044
01:00:09,855 --> 01:00:11,398
Hey, Buddy...
1045
01:00:11,565 --> 01:00:13,567
let's not have a good day,
1046
01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:16,237
let's have a great day.
1047
01:00:17,947 --> 01:00:19,031
BUDDY: Guy, what are we doin' here?
1048
01:00:19,198 --> 01:00:21,658
GUY: We're here to get a video clip
for my friend Millie.
1049
01:00:21,826 --> 01:00:23,160
Does this look intimidating?
1050
01:00:23,744 --> 01:00:25,746
I don't know, Guy.
How do you hold this thing?
1051
01:00:33,587 --> 01:00:35,338
GUY: You have something I want.
1052
01:00:35,881 --> 01:00:37,591
And you're gonna hand it over.
1053
01:00:39,885 --> 01:00:41,011
How'd you get in here?
1054
01:00:41,428 --> 01:00:43,430
BUDDY: Easy. I know your security guard.
1055
01:00:44,056 --> 01:00:45,057
Jimmy?
1056
01:00:45,224 --> 01:00:46,391
His name is Luigi.
1057
01:00:46,559 --> 01:00:48,143
So, if you took some time
to learn his name,
1058
01:00:48,310 --> 01:00:49,936
maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick.
1059
01:00:50,104 --> 01:00:53,398
I need a video clip,
and you're gonna give it to me.
1060
01:00:53,899 --> 01:00:55,609
Wait a minute, are you--
1061
01:00:56,569 --> 01:00:57,695
Are you Blue Shirt Guy?
1062
01:00:57,862 --> 01:00:58,904
Yeah, maybe.
1063
01:00:59,071 --> 01:01:01,948
You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!
1064
01:01:02,158 --> 01:01:03,200
-Yeah.
-REVENJAMIN: I love you.
1065
01:01:03,367 --> 01:01:04,659
-You do?
-I mean,
1066
01:01:04,827 --> 01:01:06,161
I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome.
1067
01:01:06,328 --> 01:01:07,370
You can have anything you want.
1068
01:01:07,538 --> 01:01:08,539
Wait, hold on one second.
1069
01:01:08,706 --> 01:01:10,624
Gamers, listen up,
this is Revenjamin Buttons here.
1070
01:01:10,791 --> 01:01:11,792
I'm here with Guy.
1071
01:01:11,876 --> 01:01:14,378
The Guy, he's in my stash house,
and he's here to rob me.
1072
01:01:15,796 --> 01:01:18,924
-"what-what" for my followers, Guy?
-What?
1073
01:01:19,091 --> 01:01:20,592
Perfect.
All right, so what's happening is...
1074
01:01:20,759 --> 01:01:22,343
Guy's looking for a clip
1075
01:01:22,511 --> 01:01:25,055
showing a walkthrough I did
to get to the secret level.
1076
01:01:26,974 --> 01:01:28,392
Who are you talking to?
1077
01:01:29,935 --> 01:01:31,311
I'm sorry.
1078
01:01:31,478 --> 01:01:34,564
Who am I talking to?
It's just such a classic Guy line.
1079
01:01:34,648 --> 01:01:35,649
Right?
1080
01:01:35,733 --> 01:01:38,235
You're good. Oh, anyway--
1081
01:01:38,402 --> 01:01:41,655
And you, you tried to steal it from me
with that Molotov chick.
1082
01:01:41,822 --> 01:01:42,823
Her name's Millie.
1083
01:01:42,948 --> 01:01:45,158
KEITH: Yeah. Wait, who?
GUY: Millie.
1084
01:01:45,326 --> 01:01:46,493
I think it's going really well.
1085
01:01:46,660 --> 01:01:49,954
I know. This is literally the first time
I took my gun out the holster.
1086
01:01:50,122 --> 01:01:51,164
Totally. Right?
1087
01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:54,710
Guy, I tried to go back through,
but the glitch is patched.
1088
01:01:54,877 --> 01:01:56,086
And I never found it again.
1089
01:01:56,253 --> 01:01:58,046
So I'm the only one that ever saw
what was on the other side.
1090
01:01:58,214 --> 01:01:59,715
But it's all here, check it out.
1091
01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:01,758
It's pretty cool, actually.
It's like a whole other world.
1092
01:02:02,551 --> 01:02:04,761
-This is it? This is the game clip?
-Yeah, that's it.
1093
01:02:04,929 --> 01:02:08,140
just one solid for me?
1094
01:02:08,307 --> 01:02:09,599
-One thing, I'll stop asking, okay?
-Yeah.
1095
01:02:09,683 --> 01:02:10,684
Just say my catchphrase.
1096
01:02:10,768 --> 01:02:12,060
My viewers
will just banana cream sandwich
1097
01:02:12,144 --> 01:02:13,145
all over themselves if you say it.
1098
01:02:13,229 --> 01:02:14,855
I love banana cream sandwiches.
1099
01:02:15,022 --> 01:02:16,023
REVENJAMIN:
Maybe not this banana cream sandwich.
1100
01:02:16,148 --> 01:02:17,149
Yeah, this one.
1101
01:02:17,274 --> 01:02:19,401
Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say,
"You know what time it is?"
1102
01:02:19,568 --> 01:02:21,695
-You know what time it is?
-You know what time it is?
1103
01:02:21,862 --> 01:02:22,863
You know what time it is?
1104
01:02:23,030 --> 01:02:24,031
You know what time it is?
1105
01:02:24,114 --> 01:02:25,323
You know what time it is?
1106
01:02:25,491 --> 01:02:26,700
REVENJAMIN: You know what time it is?
1107
01:02:26,867 --> 01:02:28,201
You know what time it is?
1108
01:02:28,577 --> 01:02:30,328
It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.
1109
01:02:30,704 --> 01:02:31,705
It's crime o'cl--
1110
01:02:31,872 --> 01:02:33,123
No, I can't say that. It's not--
1111
01:02:33,290 --> 01:02:35,250
Okay. It's all right.
I'll say it myself.
1112
01:02:35,417 --> 01:02:37,252
-All right, you know what time it is?
-No.
1113
01:02:37,419 --> 01:02:39,295
It's crime o'cl-- Mum!
1114
01:02:39,463 --> 01:02:40,755
Mum! Are you serious with the
1115
01:02:40,923 --> 01:02:42,132
vacuum right now?
1116
01:02:42,299 --> 01:02:44,426
You really have to do that here?
I'm saying my
1117
01:02:44,593 --> 01:02:45,885
catchphrase! Everybody's watching!
1118
01:02:46,053 --> 01:02:47,220
-God!
-MUM: You're 22,
1119
01:02:47,346 --> 01:02:48,930
living in my house, there is no God!
1120
01:02:49,014 --> 01:02:50,015
Sorry, Guy.
1121
01:02:50,182 --> 01:02:53,226
Thank you, Mr. Buttons.
We're gonna go.
1122
01:02:53,394 --> 01:02:54,978
No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me.
1123
01:02:55,145 --> 01:02:56,855
-I'm sorry, what?
-You gotta kill me. Please kill me.
1124
01:02:57,022 --> 01:02:59,315
Give it to me, Daddy.
Give it to me!
1125
01:02:59,483 --> 01:03:01,651
No. Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
1126
01:03:01,819 --> 01:03:03,821
We're not gonna hurt anybody.
I'm a good guy.
1127
01:03:03,988 --> 01:03:05,364
What? What'd you say?
1128
01:03:08,158 --> 01:03:09,159
That's deep.
1129
01:03:09,243 --> 01:03:10,327
No, it's not.
1130
01:03:10,494 --> 01:03:11,495
That's like I can taste you, deep.
1131
01:03:11,662 --> 01:03:15,457
I want your help, Buddy.
I don't have the safeword.
1132
01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:16,542
I know what you want.
1133
01:03:16,667 --> 01:03:17,751
I don't want that.
1134
01:03:17,835 --> 01:03:18,836
Yeah, you do.
1135
01:03:18,961 --> 01:03:20,087
That's touching.
1136
01:03:20,254 --> 01:03:21,380
-They're touching.
-Yeah.
1137
01:03:22,006 --> 01:03:23,007
I know what you want.
1138
01:03:23,173 --> 01:03:24,382
Yes, I do.
1139
01:03:24,883 --> 01:03:27,302
You want a little bit
of that Free City ltchy Kitty.
1140
01:03:27,469 --> 01:03:29,053
-No.
-Uh-huh. Yes, you do.
1141
01:03:29,263 --> 01:03:31,056
GUY: The way you move,
it's almost dirty.
1142
01:03:31,223 --> 01:03:32,474
What about a little Thanos Glove...
1143
01:03:32,641 --> 01:03:36,227
into a little bit of Thanos Snap?
1144
01:03:36,395 --> 01:03:38,146
-Oh. That looked like it hurt.
-Yeah, a little bit.
1145
01:03:38,314 --> 01:03:39,481
A little Sunday Drive.
1146
01:03:39,648 --> 01:03:41,191
GUY: You have a beautiful home.
1147
01:03:41,358 --> 01:03:44,694
-Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man?
-GUY: Bye, Mr. Buttons.
1148
01:03:44,862 --> 01:03:47,239
Come on, give me one snake!
Just come on, man.
1149
01:03:49,533 --> 01:03:51,159
I swear to God,
if you touch that sock
1150
01:03:51,327 --> 01:03:53,329
you will be in therapy
for the rest of your life!
1151
01:03:53,495 --> 01:03:56,706
No! That's my special sock! Put it down!
1152
01:04:01,754 --> 01:04:03,046
GUY: Millie, please.
1153
01:04:03,756 --> 01:04:05,924
Please wake up from your standing coma.
1154
01:04:06,091 --> 01:04:08,551
Look, I know this world
is just a game to you
1155
01:04:08,635 --> 01:04:10,637
and you can come and go, but, to me,
1156
01:04:10,804 --> 01:04:13,181
this place, these people,
that's all I have.
1157
01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:15,392
And if I can help you save it,
I wanna do that
1158
01:04:15,559 --> 01:04:17,936
but you gotta wake up, please.
1159
01:04:18,103 --> 01:04:19,729
Millie, I'm sorry for running away.
1160
01:04:19,897 --> 01:04:21,565
-Guy?
1161
01:04:22,816 --> 01:04:24,776
Oh, that's so scary!
It's just terrifying.
1162
01:04:24,860 --> 01:04:25,986
MILLIE: I know, I know.
1163
01:04:26,153 --> 01:04:27,154
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1164
01:04:27,279 --> 01:04:30,240
Look, you may have started out living
in the background, but so did I.
1165
01:04:30,407 --> 01:04:32,158
We're done with that.
1166
01:04:33,952 --> 01:04:34,953
I got you a present.
1167
01:04:36,288 --> 01:04:37,497
I didn't have time to wrap it.
1168
01:04:38,624 --> 01:04:39,708
MILLIE: What?
1169
01:04:47,591 --> 01:04:51,094
a billion NPCs are killed every year.
1170
01:04:51,261 --> 01:04:55,761
Now, I'm not gonna lie,
that's at least 50% my fault.
1171
01:04:56,058 --> 01:04:59,394
GAMER: I used to shoot
all the secondary characters
1172
01:04:59,478 --> 01:05:00,979
when I was bored, you know?
1173
01:05:01,146 --> 01:05:04,482
And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.
1174
01:05:04,650 --> 01:05:07,361
Who the hell even knows
who this Blue Shirt Guy is?
1175
01:05:07,528 --> 01:05:09,488
But I'll tell you this,
he's got me thinkin'
1176
01:05:09,571 --> 01:05:11,239
about NPCs and how I play the game.
1177
01:05:11,407 --> 01:05:13,909
The game wasn't even made
for someone like this,
1178
01:05:13,992 --> 01:05:15,535
for a player to be a good guy.
1179
01:05:15,619 --> 01:05:16,870
He's also a really cute guy.
1180
01:05:17,037 --> 01:05:19,706
And not just the face, you know,
like, the whole thing.
1181
01:05:19,873 --> 01:05:21,749
And, honestly, it's got me realising,
1182
01:05:21,917 --> 01:05:24,419
maybe we've been thinking
about NPCs wrong this whole time.
1183
01:05:24,586 --> 01:05:26,462
I think Blue Shirt Guy's
like a symbol, you know?
1184
01:05:26,630 --> 01:05:28,340
Like, maybe people
can be whatever they want.
1185
01:05:28,507 --> 01:05:30,884
He's like an icon.
Is that the right word?
1186
01:05:31,051 --> 01:05:32,927
Like, he reminds us of what's possible.
1187
01:05:33,095 --> 01:05:34,429
Also, he's, like, crazy hot.
1188
01:05:34,596 --> 01:05:37,599
Oh, my God, totally.
I'd hit those pixels hard.
1189
01:05:37,766 --> 01:05:39,017
NINJA: We should all be
more like Blue Shirt Guy.
1190
01:05:39,184 --> 01:05:40,518
Maybe we just stop the killing.
1191
01:05:40,602 --> 01:05:42,895
He's dead! You hear me?
1192
01:05:43,063 --> 01:05:44,606
The guy, put him up here.
1193
01:05:44,815 --> 01:05:47,067
Put him up here on the screen.
Put him on the screen.
1194
01:05:47,234 --> 01:05:50,779
Make me see him. There he is.
1195
01:05:50,946 --> 01:05:53,490
Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder.
1196
01:05:53,657 --> 01:05:54,908
MOUSER: I thought you liked Blue Shirt.
1197
01:05:55,075 --> 01:05:56,868
Don't say words to me!
1198
01:05:57,035 --> 01:05:59,954
People are so busy watching this loser
on Twitch and YouTube.
1199
01:06:00,122 --> 01:06:01,123
You know what they're not doing, guys?
1200
01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:02,582
Buying Free City 2.
1201
01:06:02,749 --> 01:06:04,625
-Pre-sales are down 16%.
-60.
1202
01:06:04,793 --> 01:06:06,586
60. That's bad.
1203
01:06:06,753 --> 01:06:09,130
Oh, we are 48 hours from launch.
1204
01:06:10,007 --> 01:06:11,008
Yeah, he's gone viral.
1205
01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:14,845
Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
and ball cancer at the same time!
1206
01:06:15,637 --> 01:06:17,889
Inoperable!
1207
01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:19,599
this whole good guy routine,
1208
01:06:19,766 --> 01:06:22,560
it is a bad influence,
and is bad for the franchise.
1209
01:06:22,728 --> 01:06:25,063
I want him gone.
I don't care who it is, boot him.
1210
01:06:25,230 --> 01:06:26,231
You can't.
1211
01:06:27,024 --> 01:06:28,025
Oh, I'm sorry, what?
1212
01:06:28,192 --> 01:06:29,193
You can't.
1213
01:06:29,443 --> 01:06:30,444
Why not?
1214
01:06:30,527 --> 01:06:33,321
Because he's not a hacker, Antwan.
He's an NPC.
1215
01:06:33,489 --> 01:06:35,240
You're tryin' to tell me that
all this shit
1216
01:06:35,324 --> 01:06:37,367
about a self-aware NPC is real?
1217
01:06:37,534 --> 01:06:40,578
Yeah. I don't know how or why,
but he's real.
1218
01:06:41,788 --> 01:06:43,539
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
1219
01:06:46,293 --> 01:06:48,253
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
1220
01:06:48,420 --> 01:06:50,547
What to do? What to do?
Got it.
1221
01:06:52,299 --> 01:06:53,633
And Kip-up!
1222
01:06:57,304 --> 01:06:58,722
So we can't kick him out of the game.
1223
01:06:58,889 --> 01:07:01,683
How do we reset his Al?
Ideas, people. Come on.
1224
01:07:01,850 --> 01:07:02,976
Hit me. Ideas.
1225
01:07:03,685 --> 01:07:05,019
MOUSER:
You could just reboot the server.
1226
01:07:06,355 --> 01:07:07,689
If we reboot the server
1227
01:07:07,856 --> 01:07:10,608
then he's just gonna revert back
to a regular non-player guy.
1228
01:07:11,109 --> 01:07:13,152
-Solution.
-Antwan.
1229
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,738
Antwan,
you're talking about terminating
1230
01:07:14,905 --> 01:07:16,573
the first confirmed
artificially intelligent
1231
01:07:16,657 --> 01:07:17,699
life-form right now, okay?
1232
01:07:17,866 --> 01:07:19,325
Honey, honey. Shush.
1233
01:07:20,285 --> 01:07:21,494
He's losing me money.
1234
01:07:21,662 --> 01:07:25,082
So, I don't care if he's
Arnold-Frickin'-Schwarzen-Vader.
1235
01:07:25,249 --> 01:07:26,750
Terminate him. Reboot.
1236
01:07:26,917 --> 01:07:28,501
-MOUSER: On it.
-You can't do that.
1237
01:07:28,669 --> 01:07:29,670
Reboot!
1238
01:07:39,596 --> 01:07:42,432
ANNOUNCER:
Order up and drown your bloodlust
1239
01:07:42,599 --> 01:07:45,059
with a tall glass of murder juice.
1240
01:07:45,227 --> 01:07:47,020
Here's this week's highlights.
1241
01:07:47,354 --> 01:07:49,397
He's very expressive with his body.
1242
01:07:49,481 --> 01:07:50,482
Clearly.
1243
01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:51,775
REVENJAMIN:
What is that?
1244
01:07:51,858 --> 01:07:53,234
It's a whole new world over there.
1245
01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:54,611
Some kinda paradise and shit.
1246
01:07:54,903 --> 01:07:56,362
Oh, my God, that's it.
1247
01:07:56,530 --> 01:08:00,867
It's our original build and that build
is proof our code is in the game.
1248
01:08:01,034 --> 01:08:03,036
You have no idea
how long I've waited for this.
1249
01:08:03,203 --> 01:08:04,537
I've seen this place.
1250
01:08:04,705 --> 01:08:05,997
What?
1251
01:08:11,712 --> 01:08:12,713
Yeah.
1252
01:08:12,796 --> 01:08:14,964
What do you mean? How could you
have possibly seen it?
1253
01:08:19,386 --> 01:08:21,262
Millie? Millie?
1254
01:09:06,475 --> 01:09:08,560
We're dark. Free City is offline.
1255
01:09:16,276 --> 01:09:18,319
-GAMER: What is happening?
1256
01:09:23,158 --> 01:09:24,576
ANTWAN: Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.
1257
01:09:25,118 --> 01:09:27,036
No, no, no.
1258
01:09:52,729 --> 01:09:54,230
Come on.
1259
01:09:54,773 --> 01:09:56,816
Come on, come on, come on.
1260
01:10:02,656 --> 01:10:03,948
Good morning, Goldie.
1261
01:10:08,745 --> 01:10:11,247
NEWS ANCHOR:
Front of warm, dry gunfire...
1262
01:10:11,415 --> 01:10:12,958
mixed with late afternoon stabbings...
1263
01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:15,001
could leave you in the streets wet
with the blood of innocents
1264
01:10:15,168 --> 01:10:17,128
-by early Tuesday night.
1265
01:10:17,295 --> 01:10:19,880
What really is the difference between
a light roast and a dark roast?
1266
01:10:20,048 --> 01:10:21,674
-Nobody knows.
1267
01:10:21,758 --> 01:10:23,342
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
1268
01:10:23,510 --> 01:10:24,636
Guy, can we talk?
1269
01:10:24,803 --> 01:10:25,887
How does the sunglass girl
know your name?
1270
01:10:25,971 --> 01:10:26,972
I don't know. Keep walking.
1271
01:10:27,055 --> 01:10:28,389
MILLIE: Come on, Guy! You know me.
1272
01:10:28,557 --> 01:10:29,558
You know this.
1273
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:32,310
You said this clip showed a place
you'd seen before.
1274
01:10:32,477 --> 01:10:33,478
I need to know where.
1275
01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:36,064
The data's been erased,
but it's in your head.
1276
01:10:36,231 --> 01:10:38,983
Please try to remember.
This is really important.
1277
01:10:39,776 --> 01:10:42,987
Please, Guy, think.
The ice cream, the swings?
1278
01:10:43,155 --> 01:10:44,364
Oh, my Guy loves swings.
1279
01:10:44,531 --> 01:10:46,616
At Free City Harbor Park,
there's a great swing set there.
1280
01:10:46,783 --> 01:10:47,784
-Have you been?
-MILLIE: Yes.
1281
01:10:47,951 --> 01:10:49,285
We had bubble gum ice cream.
1282
01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:52,164
OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream!
1283
01:10:52,330 --> 01:10:53,748
He loves the bubble gum ice cream.
1284
01:10:53,915 --> 01:10:55,875
Yes, I know.
We had it together, remember?
1285
01:10:57,127 --> 01:10:59,462
Please, Guy, you're all I've got.
1286
01:11:03,675 --> 01:11:06,386
I'm sorry, lady.
I think you have the wrong guy.
1287
01:11:07,387 --> 01:11:09,847
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
1288
01:11:23,862 --> 01:11:24,904
Hello?
1289
01:11:25,071 --> 01:11:26,072
KEYS:
I might've found something.
1290
01:11:26,156 --> 01:11:29,409
I've been going through Guy's code
and there is something there,
1291
01:11:29,576 --> 01:11:31,619
even now, after the wipe.
1292
01:11:31,703 --> 01:11:32,704
What's the point?
1293
01:11:32,788 --> 01:11:35,499
Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion
miracle. We can't replicate that.
1294
01:11:35,665 --> 01:11:37,333
I tried, okay?
You were right, it's over.
1295
01:11:37,501 --> 01:11:40,086
No, Millie, Millie,
you're not listening to me, all right?
1296
01:11:40,253 --> 01:11:43,130
A reboot,
it doesn't erase his Al coding.
1297
01:11:43,298 --> 01:11:45,466
You literally would have to destroy
the servers to do that.
1298
01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:48,011
His Al is still there,
it just needs to be accessed.
1299
01:11:48,178 --> 01:11:50,180
I've seen him, Keys.
He's forgotten everything.
1300
01:11:50,347 --> 01:11:52,515
Just look at the trace log I sent you.
1301
01:11:52,682 --> 01:11:54,266
It'll explain everything.
1302
01:12:08,073 --> 01:12:09,449
Now, from the beginning...
1303
01:12:09,616 --> 01:12:12,410
Guy's behaviour is much more complex
than it should be,
1304
01:12:12,494 --> 01:12:14,204
thanks to our code.
1305
01:12:14,538 --> 01:12:15,747
But he's still stuck in Free City.
1306
01:12:15,831 --> 01:12:18,208
He's still stuck in this life,
this loop.
1307
01:12:18,291 --> 01:12:22,003
And, then, something changes.
He comes to life. Why?
1308
01:12:22,170 --> 01:12:23,963
And then I remembered.
1309
01:12:24,130 --> 01:12:27,758
One of the characters from Life Itself
was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.
1310
01:12:27,926 --> 01:12:31,930
And he was someone who was designed
to never meet the right person.
1311
01:12:32,097 --> 01:12:34,349
It was essentially the building blocks
of the character.
1312
01:12:34,516 --> 01:12:38,520
But he never stopped hoping that
he would meet "the girl of his dreams".
1313
01:12:38,687 --> 01:12:40,230
So I had to base this girl
off of someone,
1314
01:12:40,397 --> 01:12:44,025
and who better than the person
that I was sitting next to every day?
1315
01:12:44,192 --> 01:12:45,193
You.
1316
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:46,861
But then, one day,
1317
01:12:47,028 --> 01:12:49,488
he meets you in Free City,
and once he sees you
1318
01:12:49,656 --> 01:12:51,074
he can never be the same.
1319
01:12:51,241 --> 01:12:54,994
He was supposed to feel doomed,
but instead, he feels alive
1320
01:12:55,161 --> 01:12:57,788
until, eventually, he is alive.
1321
01:12:59,082 --> 01:13:01,209
You changed him, Millie.
1322
01:13:01,376 --> 01:13:05,671
You changed his code.
And I think you can do it again.
1323
01:13:05,839 --> 01:13:08,049
You brought him to life, Millie.
1324
01:13:09,175 --> 01:13:11,218
You brought him to life.
1325
01:13:11,386 --> 01:13:13,721
And he was alive because
he met the one pers--
1326
01:13:15,432 --> 01:13:16,641
Don't have a good day...
1327
01:13:17,684 --> 01:13:18,810
have a great day.
1328
01:13:18,977 --> 01:13:20,103
CUSTOMER: Thank you.
1329
01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:21,646
Take care.
1330
01:13:22,230 --> 01:13:23,231
FEMALE VOICE:
Everybody down on the ground!
1331
01:13:23,815 --> 01:13:26,108
Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
1332
01:13:26,276 --> 01:13:27,277
Okay.
1333
01:13:27,402 --> 01:13:28,945
FEMALE VOICE: Everybody except you.
1334
01:13:32,574 --> 01:13:34,200
Door, door, door. I got it.
1335
01:13:35,785 --> 01:13:36,911
Look, I don't have long.
1336
01:13:37,078 --> 01:13:39,205
I just took you hostage,
so there are three badges on me.
1337
01:13:39,372 --> 01:13:41,165
GUY: Badges? Is that like
a Girl Scout thing? What is that?
1338
01:13:41,249 --> 01:13:42,250
MILLIE: There is something
inside you, Guy.
1339
01:13:42,334 --> 01:13:43,335
GUY: What? I don't want
anything inside of me.
1340
01:13:43,418 --> 01:13:44,419
MILLIE: They stuck you
in that bank and
1341
01:13:44,502 --> 01:13:45,544
expected you
to just follow the rules...
1342
01:13:45,629 --> 01:13:47,380
-GUY: I love the bank.
-...and do the same thing every day.
1343
01:13:47,547 --> 01:13:49,632
-You are so much more than that.
-I don't wanna be more than that.
1344
01:13:49,799 --> 01:13:51,467
No, and I need you to remember it.
1345
01:13:51,635 --> 01:13:53,637
Why have you been following me
and how do you know my name?
1346
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:54,721
Put these on.
1347
01:13:54,804 --> 01:13:56,347
I don't have to do anything
that I don't wanna do.
1348
01:13:56,514 --> 01:13:58,599
-True. The choice is totally yours.
1349
01:13:58,767 --> 01:14:00,477
Okay. Okay. Fine.
1350
01:14:05,231 --> 01:14:07,274
GUY: What is that?
1351
01:14:07,442 --> 01:14:09,152
What are these?
Trick glasses or something?
1352
01:14:09,235 --> 01:14:10,236
Listen carefully.
1353
01:14:10,362 --> 01:14:13,198
In 24 hours, this world,
everyone you know,
1354
01:14:13,281 --> 01:14:15,491
it's all gonna disappear for good.
1355
01:14:15,659 --> 01:14:17,118
Can you please just let me go?
1356
01:14:17,285 --> 01:14:18,703
I mean, I haven't really even
seen your face.
1357
01:14:18,870 --> 01:14:20,162
I mean, I've seen the general area,
1358
01:14:20,246 --> 01:14:21,830
but I'm not really good
with descriptive words.
1359
01:14:21,998 --> 01:14:23,374
Not really good with words in general.
1360
01:14:24,542 --> 01:14:26,085
-Screw it.
-What? Oh!
1361
01:15:06,334 --> 01:15:07,710
Welcome back.
1362
01:15:08,336 --> 01:15:11,297
No. I remember everything.
1363
01:15:12,090 --> 01:15:13,091
Come with me.
1364
01:15:13,967 --> 01:15:17,011
I do this every day so much,
I'd forgotten why.
1365
01:15:20,390 --> 01:15:21,891
Do you see that?
1366
01:15:22,058 --> 01:15:23,517
Right there.
1367
01:15:24,144 --> 01:15:25,562
MILLIE: Oh, my God.
1368
01:15:28,773 --> 01:15:32,193
Antwan hid our original build past
the horizon, making it invisible...
1369
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:34,528
but he forgot to scrub the reflections.
1370
01:15:35,613 --> 01:15:37,323
It's still out there, Guy.
We just can't see it.
1371
01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:40,118
If we can get there,
that is the evidence we need.
1372
01:15:40,285 --> 01:15:42,996
You can't go past the water line.
I tried.
1373
01:15:43,163 --> 01:15:44,205
We need help.
1374
01:15:45,457 --> 01:15:47,500
KEYS: Antwan found a way
to hide it in plain sight
1375
01:15:47,584 --> 01:15:49,586
in the one place no one can even get to.
1376
01:15:49,753 --> 01:15:50,754
I can't even believe
1377
01:15:50,837 --> 01:15:51,838
he's smart enough to be this diabolical.
1378
01:15:51,921 --> 01:15:53,422
Keys, I need you to focus.
1379
01:15:53,590 --> 01:15:57,093
Okay. So, the reflection shows the build
past the southern horizon.
1380
01:15:57,260 --> 01:15:59,345
But the game physics
won't allow you past the beach.
1381
01:15:59,512 --> 01:16:02,097
But you think you can find a way
to get us past the collision mesh?
1382
01:16:02,182 --> 01:16:03,183
KEYS: We're gonna need a bridge.
1383
01:16:03,475 --> 01:16:05,518
You just get to Hitman's Beach
and I'll figure out the rest.
1384
01:16:05,685 --> 01:16:06,894
And, Millie,
1385
01:16:07,395 --> 01:16:08,646
be careful.
1386
01:16:08,813 --> 01:16:10,731
Antwan may be an asshole,
but he's not stupid.
1387
01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:13,443
He'll figure out what you're up to and
he'll throw everything he's got at you.
1388
01:16:13,610 --> 01:16:14,611
You're right.
1389
01:16:14,778 --> 01:16:18,031
and other person I can't see,
1390
01:16:18,198 --> 01:16:19,490
w-- I have an idea.
1391
01:16:19,657 --> 01:16:21,408
What if he has nothing to throw?
1392
01:16:23,286 --> 01:16:26,122
GUY: Everyone! Gather round!
1393
01:16:27,540 --> 01:16:28,958
Thank you for coming.
1394
01:16:29,793 --> 01:16:31,002
Now, you know me, I'm Guy.
1395
01:16:31,169 --> 01:16:32,670
NPCs: Hi, Guy.
1396
01:16:33,338 --> 01:16:34,339
GUY: Hi.
1397
01:16:35,215 --> 01:16:37,967
What I'm about to say
may be hard to understand.
1398
01:16:38,885 --> 01:16:40,261
Really hard to understand.
1399
01:16:42,138 --> 01:16:45,224
But, are you sick
of living in the background?
1400
01:16:46,559 --> 01:16:48,310
Aren't you sick of being shot at?
1401
01:16:48,394 --> 01:16:49,395
Enough.
1402
01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:51,105
-Taken hostage?
-No more.
1403
01:16:51,189 --> 01:16:52,481
-Run over?
-We done with that.
1404
01:16:52,649 --> 01:16:54,734
Robbed? Stabbed?
Used as a human shield?
1405
01:16:54,901 --> 01:16:56,277
We are tired of being stabbed!
1406
01:16:56,444 --> 01:16:57,611
-Buddy!
-Sorry.
1407
01:16:57,779 --> 01:16:59,405
What are you trying to say, Guy?
1408
01:16:59,572 --> 01:17:02,533
I'm tryin' to say that things in
this city don't have to be this way.
1409
01:17:02,700 --> 01:17:03,742
Things can be different.
1410
01:17:03,910 --> 01:17:04,952
Different how?
1411
01:17:05,537 --> 01:17:07,539
For starters,
you can put your arms down.
1412
01:17:07,622 --> 01:17:08,623
Yeah.
1413
01:17:10,667 --> 01:17:13,378
-GUY: There you go. You got it. Yeah.
1414
01:17:13,545 --> 01:17:15,046
-Keep pushing. There you go.
1415
01:17:15,338 --> 01:17:17,089
GUY: Breathe through it. There you go.
BANK MANAGER: Do it. Do it. Do it.
1416
01:17:17,257 --> 01:17:18,633
-HOSTAGE: No, not gonna happen.
-Nope.
1417
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:19,884
That feels unnatural.
1418
01:17:20,051 --> 01:17:22,219
I mean, what about when someone
runs in with a gun?
1419
01:17:22,637 --> 01:17:24,722
Having my arms up
is just a real time saver.
1420
01:17:24,889 --> 01:17:29,389
Except, what if the guy
with the gun doesn't come?
1421
01:17:29,769 --> 01:17:30,811
OFFICER JOHNNY: What?
OFFICER 2: What?
1422
01:17:31,396 --> 01:17:32,563
There's always a guy with a gun.
1423
01:17:32,730 --> 01:17:34,273
So many guys with guns.
1424
01:17:34,858 --> 01:17:38,111
People, what if our world
doesn't have to be so scary?
1425
01:17:39,487 --> 01:17:41,197
What if we can change it?
1426
01:17:41,364 --> 01:17:45,864
Millie! How many times a day
are the banks robbed in your world?
1427
01:17:46,411 --> 01:17:47,829
Hardly ever, Guy.
1428
01:17:47,954 --> 01:17:49,789
-GUY: What about corpses, Millie?
1429
01:17:49,956 --> 01:17:50,957
-What?
-GUY: You see a lot of those?
1430
01:17:51,124 --> 01:17:52,458
How many an hour?
1431
01:17:52,625 --> 01:17:54,043
None per hour, Guy.
1432
01:17:54,210 --> 01:17:55,544
GUY: What about gun violence?
1433
01:17:56,045 --> 01:17:57,755
See a lot of gun violence in your world?
1434
01:17:57,922 --> 01:18:01,091
Actually, that's a big problem, Guy. It's a massive problem.
1435
01:18:03,011 --> 01:18:04,012
I didn't see that coming.
1436
01:18:04,179 --> 01:18:05,430
It's true. It really sucks.
1437
01:18:06,639 --> 01:18:10,851
The point is, we don't have
to be spectators to our own lives.
1438
01:18:11,769 --> 01:18:13,395
We can be whatever we want.
1439
01:18:13,563 --> 01:18:15,064
We can't all be you, Guy.
1440
01:18:15,273 --> 01:18:16,524
That's not true.
1441
01:18:17,901 --> 01:18:21,029
What's inside of me
is inside of you, too.
1442
01:18:21,112 --> 01:18:22,113
NPCs: What?
1443
01:18:22,197 --> 01:18:25,158
GUY: It's inside of each and every
one of you. You're growing.
1444
01:18:25,325 --> 01:18:28,453
I need more in my life than drip coffee.
I want to make...
1445
01:18:28,620 --> 01:18:29,621
A cappuccino.
1446
01:18:29,704 --> 01:18:31,372
...a goddamn difference in the world.
1447
01:18:31,539 --> 01:18:32,706
Much, much better.
1448
01:18:32,874 --> 01:18:33,875
And a green tea boba.
1449
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,584
-Holy shit!
-That's right!
1450
01:18:35,752 --> 01:18:37,170
-You go, girl.
1451
01:18:37,337 --> 01:18:38,421
Oh, my God, you're amazing!
1452
01:18:38,588 --> 01:18:40,214
If I could just make it out
past that water,
1453
01:18:40,381 --> 01:18:42,383
there's a world out there
where we can be free.
1454
01:18:42,550 --> 01:18:44,552
Where we get to decide who we wanna be.
1455
01:18:44,719 --> 01:18:47,012
Where we can matter.
But we have to fight for it.
1456
01:18:47,180 --> 01:18:48,931
We have to fight together.
1457
01:18:49,098 --> 01:18:50,390
NPCs: Yeah!
1458
01:18:51,267 --> 01:18:53,560
You guys have always done
what's expected of you.
1459
01:18:53,728 --> 01:18:55,229
But that shit ends today.
1460
01:18:55,355 --> 01:18:56,356
Yeah!
1461
01:18:56,898 --> 01:18:58,608
I don't even know
what's happening right now!
1462
01:18:58,691 --> 01:18:59,692
But I love it!
1463
01:19:01,277 --> 01:19:02,611
BUDDY: I love it!
1464
01:19:03,821 --> 01:19:04,822
I love it!
1465
01:19:04,989 --> 01:19:06,907
I love it, too!
Come on, guys, get in here!
1466
01:19:07,075 --> 01:19:09,952
Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do!
Everyone in!
1467
01:19:16,167 --> 01:19:17,877
ROBBER:
Everybody get down on the ground!
1468
01:19:22,966 --> 01:19:24,008
Hello?
1469
01:19:25,593 --> 01:19:27,511
Where the hell is everybody?
1470
01:19:28,346 --> 01:19:30,014
Hello?
1471
01:19:40,483 --> 01:19:42,359
MAN: Where are all the NPCs?
1472
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:53,829
LAZARBEAM: Look, I've been playing
Free City for, like, three years now.
1473
01:19:53,997 --> 01:19:55,415
I've never seen anything like this.
1474
01:19:55,581 --> 01:19:56,915
Up until recently,
1475
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,794
I don't even know if I'd have noticed
a few NPCs going missing.
1476
01:19:59,877 --> 01:20:02,838
And I don't know if this is just
some whack Reddit theory
1477
01:20:03,006 --> 01:20:06,634
but some people are saying
that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
1478
01:20:06,801 --> 01:20:09,512
-That he's actual Al.
-Al?
1479
01:20:09,679 --> 01:20:13,140
Actual Al. You know, alive.
1480
01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:15,560
It's why Blue Shirt Guy
is trending everywhere.
1481
01:20:15,727 --> 01:20:18,604
Antwan, if you're watching this,
please fix the game.
1482
01:20:18,771 --> 01:20:21,064
-Most of all, bring back Blue Shirt.
-ANTWAN: Oh, my God. My God!
1483
01:20:21,232 --> 01:20:22,566
JONATHAN: Antwan, you should see this.
1484
01:20:24,944 --> 01:20:26,612
REVENJAMIN: And you,
you tried to steal it from me
1485
01:20:26,696 --> 01:20:28,197
with that Molotov chick.
1486
01:20:28,281 --> 01:20:29,282
-GUY: Her name's Millie.
-REVENJAMIN: Who?
1487
01:20:29,365 --> 01:20:30,366
GUY: Millie.
1488
01:20:30,616 --> 01:20:33,577
ANTWAN: Got her. Got her!
Got you! Got you!
1489
01:20:33,745 --> 01:20:36,289
Mouser! Put him up on the screen.
Now. Put him up.
1490
01:20:36,456 --> 01:20:37,999
That's it. Come on, quicker.
1491
01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:39,625
Yes, there he is.
1492
01:20:39,792 --> 01:20:43,378
He's joyriding around Free City
with some player called Molotovgirl.
1493
01:20:44,213 --> 01:20:46,381
AKA Millie Rusk.
1494
01:20:47,008 --> 01:20:48,592
Millie Rusk?
Isn't that Keys' old partner?
1495
01:20:48,676 --> 01:20:49,677
ANTWAN: Yeah.
1496
01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:51,971
Also the one who's trying to hit me
with this bogus lawsuit
1497
01:20:52,138 --> 01:20:54,431
'cause she's desperate
for a piece of Soonami Kwan.
1498
01:20:54,599 --> 01:20:56,058
Boot Molotovgirl now.
1499
01:20:56,225 --> 01:21:00,229
I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can,
but her account's spoofed.
1500
01:21:00,396 --> 01:21:01,397
This woman is exceptional.
1501
01:21:01,564 --> 01:21:02,982
Then kill her in the game.
1502
01:21:03,149 --> 01:21:05,860
"What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her.
1503
01:21:06,027 --> 01:21:09,363
Throw everything at them, all right?
Five badges, G.
1504
01:21:09,530 --> 01:21:11,031
Yeah, just one problem.
1505
01:21:11,366 --> 01:21:12,617
We don't have anything.
1506
01:21:12,784 --> 01:21:13,868
Whatchu talking about, Willis?
1507
01:21:14,035 --> 01:21:15,536
We don't have any defences.
1508
01:21:15,703 --> 01:21:19,039
We don't have police, military,
no nothing.
1509
01:21:19,207 --> 01:21:20,750
It's what I've been trying to tell you.
1510
01:21:20,917 --> 01:21:24,420
It's like every NPC went on strike.
1511
01:21:26,214 --> 01:21:28,549
Got a tall, half-caf,
double foam oat milk,
1512
01:21:28,633 --> 01:21:30,134
matcha latte with cinnamon!
1513
01:21:30,301 --> 01:21:31,552
-That's me.
-Hey.
1514
01:21:31,719 --> 01:21:33,011
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
1515
01:21:33,304 --> 01:21:34,305
OFFICER JOHNNY: Cheers.
1516
01:21:37,058 --> 01:21:38,726
Go get 'em, Guy!
1517
01:21:40,436 --> 01:21:42,521
It's like a digital walkout.
1518
01:21:43,022 --> 01:21:44,773
No, it's not.
1519
01:21:44,941 --> 01:21:46,859
They're doing this on purpose,
it's part of their plan.
1520
01:21:47,026 --> 01:21:49,069
You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna kill them in the game.
1521
01:21:49,237 --> 01:21:51,155
Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.
1522
01:21:51,322 --> 01:21:53,657
But that means any players
who die will be done for good.
1523
01:21:53,825 --> 01:21:55,117
They'll freak out.
1524
01:21:59,872 --> 01:22:04,251
Sir? Sir, just to be clear,
are you telling me that it's go time?
1525
01:22:04,377 --> 01:22:05,461
Are you looking
for some sort of banter thing
1526
01:22:05,545 --> 01:22:06,546
'cause you think we're friends now
1527
01:22:06,754 --> 01:22:08,046
and we're in some sort of gang together?
1528
01:22:08,214 --> 01:22:10,174
Yes. Yes, that's exactly
what I'm looking for.
1529
01:22:10,299 --> 01:22:11,300
Cool, we're a team.
1530
01:22:11,384 --> 01:22:12,385
We should come up
1531
01:22:12,468 --> 01:22:13,510
-with a catchphrase, okay?
-All right.
1532
01:22:13,636 --> 01:22:15,262
-On three. One, two, three--
-One, two, three--
1533
01:22:18,057 --> 01:22:19,641
Someone find me Keys!
1534
01:22:24,105 --> 01:22:26,690
All right, people, you heard him.
It's go time!
1535
01:22:31,529 --> 01:22:33,614
Okay, that's not good.
1536
01:22:35,158 --> 01:22:37,034
He knows where we're going.
1537
01:22:42,999 --> 01:22:44,959
MOUSER: All right, I got him. I got him.
Don't worry.
1538
01:22:45,126 --> 01:22:46,794
Want some four wheels to the face?
1539
01:22:46,961 --> 01:22:48,128
Take that. Boom!
1540
01:22:51,883 --> 01:22:54,468
Rabbit's coming for you.
Apex predator.
1541
01:22:56,095 --> 01:22:57,096
GUY: Whoa!
1542
01:23:05,271 --> 01:23:06,730
Here we go. Y'all watching this?
1543
01:23:06,898 --> 01:23:08,190
I'm about to end this fool.
1544
01:23:10,401 --> 01:23:12,736
Come on, come on, come on.
1545
01:23:12,904 --> 01:23:14,739
Keys, if you're there,
a little help, please.
1546
01:23:26,167 --> 01:23:30,296
Who is doing that?
1547
01:23:30,463 --> 01:23:34,133
Don't play with me! Seriously!
I'm under way too much pressure!
1548
01:23:38,638 --> 01:23:39,639
Come on!
1549
01:23:43,768 --> 01:23:44,894
Go, go, go!
1550
01:24:00,660 --> 01:24:02,870
I just checked with security.
Keys hasn't left the building.
1551
01:24:02,995 --> 01:24:04,079
Oh, sounds like
you've done everything possible.
1552
01:24:04,163 --> 01:24:05,164
Time to give up? You wanna give up?
1553
01:24:05,248 --> 01:24:06,249
No, I'm sensing you want me
to keep looking.
1554
01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:07,333
-Go.
-I'll be back.
1555
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:09,710
I have no idea
where these fools are running to.
1556
01:24:10,711 --> 01:24:14,297
I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach.
1557
01:24:14,465 --> 01:24:16,550
MOUSER: Well, that's stupid.
There's nothing out there but water.
1558
01:24:16,717 --> 01:24:19,302
Game physics won't even let you
get past the shoreline.
1559
01:24:21,055 --> 01:24:23,057
Unless there is something out there.
1560
01:24:24,350 --> 01:24:26,060
Antwan, is there something there?
1561
01:24:27,562 --> 01:24:29,480
Screw it. Art nerds.
1562
01:24:29,647 --> 01:24:31,023
Time for Dude.
1563
01:24:31,107 --> 01:24:32,149
We're still working on him.
1564
01:24:32,316 --> 01:24:34,443
I worked on him myself. He's perfect.
1565
01:24:34,610 --> 01:24:36,028
Drop in Dude now.
1566
01:24:36,988 --> 01:24:38,572
Just do it.
He's got, like, half a brain,
1567
01:24:38,739 --> 01:24:41,950
he's barely written,
but, sure, start the upload.
1568
01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:50,709
GUY: What are we supposed to do now?
1569
01:24:50,876 --> 01:24:52,669
MILLIE: Now Keys finds us a bridge.
1570
01:24:54,171 --> 01:24:57,007
ANTWAN: Come to collect those knives
you stabbed in my back, bro?
1571
01:24:58,884 --> 01:25:00,594
You've been helping Millie Rusk
this whole time.
1572
01:25:00,761 --> 01:25:02,095
She's looking for your build.
1573
01:25:02,263 --> 01:25:03,639
What build, Antwan?
1574
01:25:04,265 --> 01:25:05,808
It's not like you used
our code anyway, right?
1575
01:25:05,975 --> 01:25:07,184
And if you didn't use our code
1576
01:25:07,351 --> 01:25:09,895
then how can our original build
be in the game, right?
1577
01:25:10,605 --> 01:25:12,481
Or am I missing something?
1578
01:25:14,358 --> 01:25:15,359
Leave us.
1579
01:25:18,946 --> 01:25:22,407
Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk.
1580
01:25:22,575 --> 01:25:25,327
If I'd put out your dumb game,
it would have bombed.
1581
01:25:25,494 --> 01:25:26,745
Antwan, you don't know
it would've failed.
1582
01:25:26,829 --> 01:25:27,830
Yeah, I do know.
1583
01:25:27,997 --> 01:25:31,000
I looked at the numbers,
the tracking, the focus groups.
1584
01:25:31,167 --> 01:25:34,795
Has it ever occurred to you that
some things matter more than numbers?
1585
01:25:34,962 --> 01:25:37,381
What matters more than numbers?
Money?
1586
01:25:37,548 --> 01:25:40,217
Yo, news flash, bro,
money is still numbers.
1587
01:25:40,384 --> 01:25:41,718
Nothing matters more than numbers!
1588
01:25:41,886 --> 01:25:43,262
You should be thanking me!
1589
01:25:43,429 --> 01:25:44,430
I should be thanking you?
1590
01:25:44,513 --> 01:25:46,848
What about the profits
that you got from our work?
1591
01:25:47,016 --> 01:25:49,059
You chose your side, little Padawan.
1592
01:25:49,226 --> 01:25:52,771
And now, it's time for you to take
your place next to the Emperor.
1593
01:25:52,855 --> 01:25:53,856
You get me, bro?
1594
01:25:54,940 --> 01:25:58,026
Yeah, I get you. Bro.
1595
01:25:58,152 --> 01:26:00,571
Which leads me to this.
1596
01:26:15,836 --> 01:26:17,087
Thanks, Keys.
1597
01:26:21,759 --> 01:26:23,385
What the hell was that?
1598
01:26:24,011 --> 01:26:26,388
Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.
1599
01:26:29,684 --> 01:26:32,395
ANTWAN: Oh, I thought you were
smarter than this, Keys.
1600
01:26:32,561 --> 01:26:34,646
You're obviously fired, you know that.
1601
01:26:34,814 --> 01:26:37,858
And, you, what is she still doing
in the game, man?
1602
01:26:37,942 --> 01:26:38,943
Boot everyone.
1603
01:26:39,110 --> 01:26:41,195
Hold up.
You want me to boot all the players?
1604
01:26:41,362 --> 01:26:43,113
Boot them out of the game, now!
1605
01:26:43,280 --> 01:26:44,656
Cancel every player account!
1606
01:26:44,990 --> 01:26:46,700
And where the hell is Dude?
1607
01:26:46,867 --> 01:26:49,578
Security! Kick this punk out.
1608
01:26:55,501 --> 01:26:56,502
-Guy!
1609
01:26:56,669 --> 01:26:58,462
-Millie!
-They're taking me out.
1610
01:26:58,546 --> 01:26:59,547
What's happening?
1611
01:26:59,630 --> 01:27:00,672
Everybody's watching.
1612
01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:02,007
You gotta keep going.
1613
01:27:02,174 --> 01:27:04,426
Wait, wait, wait!
Will I see you again?
1614
01:27:04,593 --> 01:27:06,261
You will if you make it
across that bridge.
1615
01:27:06,429 --> 01:27:08,389
Show the whole world our build.
That's the proof.
1616
01:27:08,556 --> 01:27:10,474
You do that, Antwan is done.
1617
01:27:10,933 --> 01:27:11,934
I'll make it.
1618
01:27:15,980 --> 01:27:17,064
I'll make it.
1619
01:27:18,232 --> 01:27:19,233
What the hell?
1620
01:27:21,527 --> 01:27:22,945
What's going on?
1621
01:28:02,318 --> 01:28:06,196
All right, let's all remember
this moment, before we were fired.
1622
01:28:07,156 --> 01:28:08,323
-Oh!
1623
01:28:14,747 --> 01:28:15,914
Catchphrase.
1624
01:28:15,998 --> 01:28:16,999
MOUSER: Catchphrase?
1625
01:28:17,833 --> 01:28:19,292
What? I haven't had time
to think one up yet.
1626
01:28:19,460 --> 01:28:23,046
Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase
is a pretty cool catchphrase.
1627
01:28:29,762 --> 01:28:32,723
Get up, Guy. Get up.
1628
01:28:45,361 --> 01:28:47,196
Oh, no, no, no.
1629
01:28:51,575 --> 01:28:54,661
Guy, I came to save you.
1630
01:28:56,789 --> 01:28:58,874
-Who is this?
-I don't know.
1631
01:28:59,041 --> 01:29:00,250
He's glorious.
1632
01:29:02,002 --> 01:29:03,253
I mean, he's just like you...
1633
01:29:03,420 --> 01:29:04,838
but way better.
1634
01:29:06,632 --> 01:29:08,884
Way, way better.
1635
01:29:09,051 --> 01:29:10,719
-Thank you.
-No, that's not a compliment.
1636
01:29:10,928 --> 01:29:12,179
I wouldn't touch him
if I were you, Buddy.
1637
01:29:12,346 --> 01:29:13,638
What do you mean
you don't think I should touch him?
1638
01:29:13,806 --> 01:29:15,140
You don't mind this, do you?
1639
01:29:15,307 --> 01:29:16,975
''Cause I'm your buddy, too.
1640
01:29:21,105 --> 01:29:23,273
Yeah, I think he's gonna hit you.
1641
01:29:23,440 --> 01:29:24,441
He punches so hard.
1642
01:29:24,567 --> 01:29:25,568
But yet his hands are so soft.
1643
01:29:25,734 --> 01:29:27,110
-Be strong.
-Okay, bye.
1644
01:29:27,278 --> 01:29:29,238
Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.
1645
01:29:29,363 --> 01:29:30,864
-
BUDDY: Whee!
1646
01:29:30,948 --> 01:29:32,366
Ha-ha!
1647
01:29:35,494 --> 01:29:36,661
KEITH: Oh...
1648
01:29:40,332 --> 01:29:42,667
No, no, no! No!
1649
01:29:42,835 --> 01:29:45,379
Get up, Guy, get up!
1650
01:29:46,213 --> 01:29:47,589
Playtime's over. Catchphrase.
1651
01:29:47,715 --> 01:29:48,716
I don't know what that means.
1652
01:29:51,468 --> 01:29:52,802
Come on, man. Get up!
1653
01:29:52,970 --> 01:29:53,971
Get up.
1654
01:29:55,306 --> 01:29:57,933
There are three things I love in life.
1655
01:29:58,100 --> 01:30:02,562
Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here.
1656
01:30:06,817 --> 01:30:08,777
-Oof! Oh, shit!
1657
01:30:10,654 --> 01:30:12,197
ANTWAN: Activate death blow.
1658
01:30:12,281 --> 01:30:13,282
Bye, Guy.
1659
01:30:18,078 --> 01:30:19,954
Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
1660
01:30:22,124 --> 01:30:23,125
Get up!
1661
01:30:23,208 --> 01:30:25,668
Mum, he's coming in with a death blow!
1662
01:30:28,756 --> 01:30:29,757
Get up, Guy.
1663
01:30:35,804 --> 01:30:36,888
Oh.
1664
01:30:38,891 --> 01:30:40,684
What the shit?
1665
01:30:48,233 --> 01:30:49,484
That was dope.
1666
01:31:05,793 --> 01:31:07,336
-Hold on. Is that--
-That's a--
1667
01:31:07,461 --> 01:31:10,547
Yes! That's a lightsabre, Dude.
1668
01:31:10,756 --> 01:31:11,840
Mm-hmm.
1669
01:31:17,012 --> 01:31:18,930
-Is that a lightsabre?
-ltis.
1670
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:55,801
Oh!
1671
01:32:02,307 --> 01:32:03,433
Guy!
1672
01:32:05,310 --> 01:32:06,811
-Yes!
1673
01:32:06,979 --> 01:32:09,481
Yes! That's right.
Get up, Guy. Come on.
1674
01:32:30,377 --> 01:32:31,378
GUY: There you go.
1675
01:32:32,296 --> 01:32:34,089
Do you see them all now? Yeah?
1676
01:32:34,173 --> 01:32:35,549
-Uh-huh.
-GUY: Yeah?
1677
01:32:35,632 --> 01:32:38,468
Yeah, shiny things everywhere.
1678
01:32:39,887 --> 01:32:41,430
Yeah, there you go. Go get it.
1679
01:32:41,597 --> 01:32:43,432
Just lots of little snacks.
1680
01:32:47,061 --> 01:32:50,189
Yeah, not a dancer. No.
1681
01:32:50,731 --> 01:32:52,482
Run free, better me.
1682
01:32:53,776 --> 01:32:54,943
Let's go.
1683
01:32:55,110 --> 01:32:56,569
Where are we going?
1684
01:32:56,737 --> 01:32:58,447
We can't let them
get across that bridge.
1685
01:32:58,781 --> 01:33:00,240
You wanna finish this out with me?
1686
01:33:00,741 --> 01:33:03,702
Look, I don't even know what's going on,
but, hell yes, I'm with you.
1687
01:33:03,786 --> 01:33:05,412
Ha-ha!
1688
01:33:05,496 --> 01:33:07,206
Let's go!
1689
01:33:32,314 --> 01:33:33,565
Antwan, come on, man.
1690
01:33:33,732 --> 01:33:36,067
What are we doing here?
1691
01:33:37,236 --> 01:33:38,737
Where are the servers to Free City 1?
1692
01:33:38,904 --> 01:33:41,656
No. Antwan,
what the hell are you doing?
1693
01:33:42,116 --> 01:33:45,369
If they get past that horizon
to the build, I lose everything!
1694
01:33:45,786 --> 01:33:47,162
Wait, so you did steal their code.
1695
01:33:47,329 --> 01:33:49,622
ANTWAN:
Welcome to the conversation, genius.
1696
01:33:49,790 --> 01:33:50,916
Now, where are those servers?
1697
01:33:51,083 --> 01:33:52,959
It's all of these, but hold on.
I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
1698
01:33:53,127 --> 01:33:54,294
All these? This one? Right, this one?
1699
01:33:54,461 --> 01:33:55,670
Yeah. How did you--
1700
01:34:02,177 --> 01:34:03,178
Run.
1701
01:34:07,975 --> 01:34:08,976
Antwan!
1702
01:34:19,361 --> 01:34:20,362
Stop!
1703
01:34:23,407 --> 01:34:24,658
Officer Johnny!
1704
01:34:24,825 --> 01:34:26,076
-Come on!
-Come on!
1705
01:34:29,413 --> 01:34:31,915
Which server has the ocean
and the rest of the bridge?
1706
01:34:32,040 --> 01:34:33,041
I'm not gonna tell you.
1707
01:34:33,167 --> 01:34:34,168
You're just gonna destroy it.
1708
01:34:34,293 --> 01:34:35,544
Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.
1709
01:34:35,711 --> 01:34:38,964
Except it's not.
It's Keys' game.
1710
01:34:39,131 --> 01:34:40,632
You didn't do shit.
1711
01:34:40,799 --> 01:34:43,718
And guess what?
Keys is my boy.
1712
01:34:44,219 --> 01:34:45,220
Security!
1713
01:34:45,304 --> 01:34:48,765
Please escort this former employee
off the premises.
1714
01:34:48,932 --> 01:34:50,934
He can call you by your real name.
1715
01:35:10,245 --> 01:35:11,329
Guy!
1716
01:35:12,039 --> 01:35:13,790
-Buddy! Buddy!
-No, no! Keep going!
1717
01:35:13,957 --> 01:35:15,375
Go without me!
1718
01:35:15,959 --> 01:35:18,002
I've been scared my whole damn life.
1719
01:35:19,630 --> 01:35:21,548
But I'm not scared anymore.
1720
01:35:24,760 --> 01:35:25,927
I'm sorry.
1721
01:35:26,678 --> 01:35:27,929
I'm not.
1722
01:35:30,849 --> 01:35:32,767
It's been the best day of my life.
1723
01:35:33,560 --> 01:35:35,353
You get to that build.
1724
01:35:36,813 --> 01:35:38,272
You show 'em we matter.
1725
01:35:44,154 --> 01:35:48,654
That security guard right there
was a goddamn hero.
1726
01:37:28,759 --> 01:37:31,803
You did it!
1727
01:37:40,145 --> 01:37:41,729
Yes! Yes!
1728
01:37:41,897 --> 01:37:44,232
Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!
1729
01:37:45,776 --> 01:37:47,235
Antwan, stop!
1730
01:37:48,070 --> 01:37:49,321
It's over.
1731
01:37:51,573 --> 01:37:53,199
He made it.
1732
01:37:53,367 --> 01:37:56,870
Got your game's original build out there
for everyone to see.
1733
01:37:57,371 --> 01:37:58,955
Probably win your lawsuit, huh?
1734
01:37:59,664 --> 01:38:00,665
Looks likely.
1735
01:38:00,832 --> 01:38:02,041
Cool.
1736
01:38:02,459 --> 01:38:06,171
And here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.
1737
01:38:06,338 --> 01:38:09,132
Right here,
I've got everything you care about.
1738
01:38:09,299 --> 01:38:13,177
The sliver that's left of Free City,
all your little background friends.
1739
01:38:13,345 --> 01:38:15,638
Including your digital boyfriend,
1740
01:38:16,473 --> 01:38:17,599
Last server.
1741
01:38:18,683 --> 01:38:23,183
Look, I just want the world that I built
and the people in it.
1742
01:38:23,814 --> 01:38:25,232
What's in it for Antwan?
1743
01:38:25,399 --> 01:38:26,525
Everything else.
1744
01:38:26,691 --> 01:38:28,651
Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.
1745
01:38:28,735 --> 01:38:30,903
You have the rights to our code,
keep all the profits,
1746
01:38:31,071 --> 01:38:32,781
just give me what's left of Free City.
1747
01:38:33,240 --> 01:38:35,116
Let me build my own world from there.
1748
01:38:35,283 --> 01:38:38,953
What about Free City 2?
Free City 3?
1749
01:38:39,121 --> 01:38:40,622
And all pursuant spin-offs?
1750
01:38:40,789 --> 01:38:43,500
All yours. Just put down the axe.
1751
01:38:43,917 --> 01:38:46,419
You know that this is, like,
the dumbest deal
1752
01:38:46,503 --> 01:38:47,962
in the history of dumb deals, right?
1753
01:38:49,089 --> 01:38:51,216
I mean, you're talking about giving up
millions of dollars.
1754
01:38:51,383 --> 01:38:53,343
Why would anyone do that?
1755
01:38:53,510 --> 01:38:55,720
''Cause Keys and I made something great.
1756
01:38:58,014 --> 01:39:00,474
And I don't need money or fame
to prove that to myself.
1757
01:39:00,934 --> 01:39:03,853
I'm done playing your game, Antwan.
1758
01:39:06,148 --> 01:39:08,275
It's time I played mine.
1759
01:39:09,443 --> 01:39:10,735
Deal?
1760
01:39:20,162 --> 01:39:22,038
LARA: Popping today
and not in a good way.
1761
01:39:22,205 --> 01:39:24,707
Sales for Free City 2
continue to slip
1762
01:39:24,875 --> 01:39:29,004
with numerous reports of bugs
in the code and lagging online play.
1763
01:39:29,171 --> 01:39:31,548
Embattled Soonami game founder
Antwan Hovachelik
1764
01:39:31,631 --> 01:39:32,757
finds himself in the crosshairs.
1765
01:39:32,924 --> 01:39:34,258
Crosshairs.
1766
01:39:34,426 --> 01:39:36,052
He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
1767
01:39:36,219 --> 01:39:37,303
We're too busy to gloat.
1768
01:39:37,471 --> 01:39:39,473
-I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
1769
01:39:39,639 --> 01:39:41,474
Speaking of busy, we just doubled
1770
01:39:41,558 --> 01:39:43,476
the amount of unique visitors
we can handle.
1771
01:39:43,643 --> 01:39:44,644
It's amazing.
1772
01:39:44,769 --> 01:39:46,103
Who'd have thought
that so many people
1773
01:39:46,271 --> 01:39:49,232
would just wanna watch video game
characters instead of shoot at them?
1774
01:39:49,816 --> 01:39:50,942
BOTH: Hmm.
1775
01:39:51,776 --> 01:39:52,777
Oh, yeah, we did.
1776
01:39:52,903 --> 01:39:54,613
Yeah.
1777
01:39:55,906 --> 01:39:58,283
You know, you're pretty cute
when you brag.
1778
01:39:58,617 --> 01:39:59,826
ANTWAN: Antwan out!
1779
01:39:59,993 --> 01:40:01,619
LARA: Meanwhile, the game Free Life
1780
01:40:01,703 --> 01:40:04,163
is quickly becoming
the little indie that could.
1781
01:40:04,331 --> 01:40:07,709
Players are swarming to this
observational, fishbowl game
1782
01:40:07,876 --> 01:40:10,795
where they interact peacefully with
the one and only Blue Shirt Guy
1783
01:40:10,962 --> 01:40:14,006
and his now no-longer-in-the-background
a digital friend.
1784
01:40:14,090 --> 01:40:15,091
Uh, hey, Mills--
1785
01:40:17,552 --> 01:40:19,720
Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?
1786
01:40:20,138 --> 01:40:22,265
Actually, I'm gonna jump back
into the game.
1787
01:40:24,100 --> 01:40:26,018
-Oh.
- Coffee?
1788
01:40:26,603 --> 01:40:28,396
Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
1789
01:40:28,939 --> 01:40:30,398
I'll just, uh, grab you one.
1790
01:40:31,024 --> 01:40:32,025
Oh, Keys, uh--
1791
01:40:32,192 --> 01:40:33,693
I know, medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
1792
01:40:33,860 --> 01:40:34,902
Yeah.
1793
01:40:45,163 --> 01:40:47,415
GUY: Hi, Randy. Milton.
1794
01:40:49,918 --> 01:40:51,002
MILLIE: Hmm.
1795
01:40:51,878 --> 01:40:53,421
GUY: I was wondering
when I'd see you again.
1796
01:40:54,798 --> 01:40:56,716
MILLIE: Yeah,
life has been pretty crazy lately.
1797
01:40:57,217 --> 01:40:58,343
You should see it in here.
1798
01:40:58,510 --> 01:41:00,720
We're talkin' free
bubble gum ice cream for life.
1799
01:41:00,804 --> 01:41:02,514
Wow.
1800
01:41:05,016 --> 01:41:06,017
GUY: Hey, guys.
1801
01:41:16,069 --> 01:41:17,862
Look, Guy--
1802
01:41:18,071 --> 01:41:20,239
Wow, this is harder than I thought.
1803
01:41:20,991 --> 01:41:22,659
Then let me do it for you.
1804
01:41:23,451 --> 01:41:24,994
Guy,
1805
01:41:27,581 --> 01:41:30,959
you are dreamy.
1806
01:41:32,419 --> 01:41:36,919
Your taste in blue shirts
and five-octave musical superstars,
1807
01:41:37,173 --> 01:41:41,385
it's deeply, deeply attractive to me.
1808
01:41:41,553 --> 01:41:43,680
But I can't keep spending
all my time with you.
1809
01:41:44,264 --> 01:41:48,764
I created this world,
but I can't live my life in it.
1810
01:41:53,857 --> 01:41:56,317
See? Was that so hard?
1811
01:41:57,402 --> 01:41:59,237
So, what are you gonna do?
1812
01:42:00,238 --> 01:42:02,865
Anything I want. Thanks to you.
1813
01:42:04,242 --> 01:42:05,785
I'm not stuck in a loop any more.
1814
01:42:05,952 --> 01:42:07,453
Neither are you.
1815
01:42:09,831 --> 01:42:11,541
I love you, Millie.
1816
01:42:12,709 --> 01:42:16,003
Maybe that is my programming talking,
but, guess what,
1817
01:42:17,380 --> 01:42:19,590
someone wrote that program.
1818
01:42:21,801 --> 01:42:23,844
I'm just a love letter to you.
1819
01:42:24,888 --> 01:42:27,307
Somewhere out there is the author.
1820
01:42:45,450 --> 01:42:49,203
You brought him to life.
You brought him to life.
1821
01:42:49,371 --> 01:42:51,414
And he was alive because
he met the one person
1822
01:42:51,498 --> 01:42:53,041
he'd been waiting for his whole life.
1823
01:42:53,208 --> 01:42:56,419
And I had to make it realistic, so
1824
01:42:57,671 --> 01:42:59,506
I based it off of
1825
01:43:01,299 --> 01:43:02,300
you.
1826
01:43:04,469 --> 01:43:06,387
The woman of his dreams,
1827
01:43:09,182 --> 01:43:10,933
she was the same as mine.
1828
01:43:11,101 --> 01:43:14,395
So she liked bubble gum ice cream
and swing sets
1829
01:43:14,562 --> 01:43:18,399
and she had this very cute
but oddly specific habit
1830
01:43:18,566 --> 01:43:21,110
of always humming
this classic Mariah Carey track.
1831
01:43:22,153 --> 01:43:25,197
Like, all the time, she would repeat.
1832
01:43:28,451 --> 01:43:29,452
Finally!
1833
01:43:36,251 --> 01:43:37,252
Keys!
1834
01:43:45,468 --> 01:43:47,136
What are you--
1835
01:44:28,052 --> 01:44:29,511
You okay, little guy Guy?
1836
01:44:29,929 --> 01:44:31,722
You seem adjective.
1837
01:44:31,890 --> 01:44:34,517
I'm great. I'm great.
You could put me down, by the way.
1838
01:44:34,684 --> 01:44:36,352
Thank you. That was nice.
1839
01:44:36,519 --> 01:44:39,980
No, I'm great.
You're great, Dude.
1840
01:44:41,483 --> 01:44:43,234
I just miss my best friend.
1841
01:44:44,861 --> 01:44:47,864
We used to do the same walk
together every day.
1842
01:44:48,031 --> 01:44:51,325
Except he wore a shirt.
And could complete a full sentence.
1843
01:44:51,493 --> 01:44:53,203
I can bench press a sentence.
1844
01:44:53,286 --> 01:44:56,789
the same thing at all.
1845
01:44:59,709 --> 01:45:00,710
Oh.
1846
01:45:00,794 --> 01:45:01,961
Guy?
1847
01:45:04,672 --> 01:45:06,507
-Buddy!
-No!
1848
01:45:06,674 --> 01:45:07,841
Oh, my God! Guy!
1849
01:45:08,009 --> 01:45:09,427
Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
1850
01:45:09,511 --> 01:45:10,512
You didn't!
1851
01:45:10,637 --> 01:45:12,847
One minute, I'm running
on a crazy bridge to nowhere,
1852
01:45:13,014 --> 01:45:15,266
thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over.
1853
01:45:15,433 --> 01:45:18,018
The next minute,
I'm like in some type of flyin'
1854
01:45:18,186 --> 01:45:20,188
and some, like, fairy dust, pixie dust,
1855
01:45:20,355 --> 01:45:24,108
and then I plopped down
into this slice of heaven.
1856
01:45:24,275 --> 01:45:26,944
-Man, I love it here.
1857
01:45:27,028 --> 01:45:29,321
In fact, a couple of days ago,
I rode a centaur.
1858
01:45:29,489 --> 01:45:30,573
Now, it might sound weird,
1859
01:45:30,740 --> 01:45:34,118
I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude
and a half-horse,
1860
01:45:34,285 --> 01:45:36,537
whatever a centaur is, I did it.
1861
01:45:36,704 --> 01:45:37,996
I rode a dude, too!
1862
01:45:38,164 --> 01:45:39,373
Friendly gesture!
1863
01:45:39,541 --> 01:45:40,708
So friendly!
1864
01:45:41,167 --> 01:45:42,501
Come on, bring it in!
1865
01:45:42,710 --> 01:45:44,002
-Are we gonna hug?
-I'm coming for you!
1866
01:45:44,170 --> 01:45:45,337
-No, you're not. I'm coming for you.
-Yes, I am!
1867
01:45:45,505 --> 01:45:46,672
You come here! I'm coming to you!
1868
01:45:46,840 --> 01:45:48,466
I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in.
1869
01:45:51,678 --> 01:45:53,137
Buddy, I missed you!
1870
01:45:53,304 --> 01:45:55,306
Hey, so where's the bank?
1871
01:45:56,808 --> 01:45:58,059
There is no bank.
1872
01:45:58,226 --> 01:45:59,477
So what do we do?
1873
01:45:59,853 --> 01:46:01,896
Whatever we want.
1874
01:46:10,822 --> 01:46:12,573
GUY: Hey, guys.
CENTAUR: Hey, Guy.
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