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Previously on
"Below Deck Med"...

You guys lost your
focus for a little bit

because of your
own personal issues.

You never want to
go for the guy

your supervisor
is interested in.

It'’s important to say
things with respect.

But we also need to understand

I need to be allowed to be the
person that I am as well.

All I can do at this point
is keep an eye on them

and hope that this
situation doesn'’t escalate.

When you don'’t have
tension on that lane,

it will slip and it will wrap.

You have experience, I can tell.
That'’s excellent.

Drop the big fender down
on starboard side.

Let'’s go, let's go, let'’s go.

Thinking about
choosing a lead deck hand?

I chose Joe as lead deck hand.

Joe does not have
the experience when I dock.

So Nate'’s my bow guy.

Yeah.

The stuff that looks gray,
never bring to my room.

Why is it so hard
to get my clothes back?

Sorry, yeah, sorry, Cap.

It'’s the last time.

Now I'’m going
to get pissed.

I just feel like maybe
you'’re having

a little bit of a power trip.

Your lack of experience shows.

I'’m not a person who
can be easily manipulated.

I felt like it was belittling.

Belittling?
Are you----ing kidding me?

Kacie and Quent Myers from
Charleston, South Carolina,

exploring Europe
for the first time.

I'’m such a hugger.
We'’re from Charleston.

We'’re huggers.

What the?

Yeah, there'’s a fire over there.

This is the first time
in my career

that I'’ve dealt with wildfires.

I got to move off the dock.

All lines on board.
All lines on board.

We have a boat on our port side,

another boat that just
pulled in front of me.

There'’s six inches
between the ground line,

the dock, and the other boats.

- Look at how close we are.
- Four meters.

And if I make one wrong
maneuver, this season'’s over.

All lines free.
All lines free.

Copy.

Captain, that is all starboard
gangway lines on board.

On the bow, how are
you doing on the bow?

Joe, take the line in.

It'’s stuck under the fender.

Look at how close we are.

Four meters
to boat on port side.

This is literally insane.

How close we are?

- Yeah!
- You got this, Captain.

Tell me when the stern is
clear to maneuver to port.

Just about to hit
a $200 million yacht.

Captain, we just have a
wee tender passing over our bow.

Two meters.

It'’s a game of inches, isn't it?

Five meters on the bow,
five meters.

Oh, yeah, that'’s definitely
fire.

- That'’s a fire.
- Guys, look at the fire.

It is getting closer.

Oh, crap.

Closing in on ground lines.

Four meters on the bow,
four meters.

If you go two meters
before it will be clear

of the ground lines
on our port side.

It looks like we'’re going
straight to those lines.

Ooh, yeah.

And look for that thing now.

Flipping reverse it, Sandy.

Let me know when my stern is
clear of the ground lines.

Two meters until clear
of ground lines.

Thrusting to starboard.

Jesus.

All clear.
All clear on the stern.

Whoa, that was some
precision driving, hey?

Woo!

That was literally insane.
Look at how close we are.

Amazing.

- Good job, Sandy.
- Woo!

Good job!

That was intense.

You saved the day, though.

I would have ran over
their ground line.

Undocking... This one was
a little challenging.

And when I watched Nathan
on the bow,

I thought, he'’s my bow guy.

That was some driving, hey?

ing impressive, bro.

The fact that Captain Sandy
did take me off the bow,

you know, I'’m upset.

Should Nathan be lead deck hand?

On paper? Yes.

So, I'’ve got to prove
to myself and Captain

How are you doing?

I'’m gonna wet my pants.

Lots of urine
in my bladder.

But I don'’t have any time
to go to the toilet.

Captain.

I'’ve been writing things down

because, obviously, it'’s come to
show that my memory isn'’t good.

We definitely need to have
a notebook in here.

Like, did I do this?
Did Ellie do this?

I'’ll write it down in the book.

The last thing I want to do
is mess up something else.

One red golf.

God, it'’s so smoky.

You can still smell that fire.

Look at the ashes.

My God, I didn'’t even notice it.

- How'’s it going?
- It'’s so good.

- We'’re going to Hydra.
- Yeah.

We'’re going exploring.

All right.

So, we'’re gonna put them here
for now until we clear the deck

and then we'’ll probably
put them, like,

two there and two there
just to kind of be out the way.

Yeah, copy.

You all good?

I think.

You think what?

Yeah.

I want to keep these
inflated for the tender.

You did say, you did say.

- Who?
- Me and you.

You and me?

- I'’d call you a mate, but okay.
- Oh, you'’re pushing it.

Pushing it?

Yeah.

Acquaintance.
Colleague.

- Yeah, you'’re...
- Colleague.

You'’re only a colleague.

Ouch.
That hurt a little bit.

I'’m going to pretend
that didn'’t hurt.

I definitely do like her.

I have a fancy for her, like.

So I find her attractive
and I enjoy her company.

I want to give her
a wee bit of space.

I don'’t want to come
on too hard.

I want to, like, be respectful.

- Colleague.
- Colleague.

- You'’re my colleague.
- Doofus.

So I'’ve organized
the napkin cupboard.

Nice.

Go to try the worm
at least once.

- Okay, you ready?
- Oh, I flopped.

- You should be able to do that.
- I can'’t do the worm.

You got to do a push-up
and arch.

I feel like Shamu.

I'’m out of breath.

Housekeeping.

Look how beautiful
it is out there.

Yeah, this is nicer
than Charleston right now.

Yeah, I am in heaven.

Yeah, you can get started.

- Copy.
- Thank you very much.

We'’ll freshen up and...

Ah!

When in Europe.

Anchor is ready to drop.

Let the anchor go, we'’re
going to go five in the water.

That'’s green.
Green at the waterline.

- Okay, you can lock it down.
- Copy that, Cap.

It'’s laundry looking okay?

There are a few loads going,

but everything
that'’s dry is folded.

Yeah, cool, well, you just
find something to do.

Yeah, I'’ll always
find things to do.

- Nice.
- Don'’t worry about me.

I would slip it
the other way, yeah?

Yeah, I'’m going to try to get up
and prepare crane for jetskis.

Yeah, copy that.

- Joe, Joe, Iain.
- Go ahead, Iain.

Do you want to get
into your wets

so I can drop in the jetskis?

Yeah, no problem.

- Darling?
- Mm-hmm.

Do you have dirty rags?

Yeah, thanks, babe.
I love that you check for me.

- I appreciate that.
- Of course, darling.

I'’m going to go get my suit on.

Hey, Bri, Bri, can you
just pop back in my cabin?

- On my way.
- Ready?

I'’ll make it.

You'’ll make it,
I believe in you.

Good job!

- Hey.
- Yes.

I don'’t know what
happened to those.

They must have been put in
with darks or something.

Copy, copy.

Jesus Christ.

Thank you.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah. Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I promise.

Bri started badly,

and then she had one
good charter.

- Okay, how'’s it going in here?
- Good.

I was just busy sorting
everything out.

Join me in the middle?

Wait, I didn'’t do the fold.

I just restocked a
whole bunch of towels.

- Awesome.
- You'’ve been on fire today.

Thank you.

So good.

Ever since then,
it'’s been downhill.

Girls, girls, just
to let you know

to please not put the
bar glasses in the dishwasher.

- Copy, copy.
- Copy, copy.

With Ellie and Bri
so far, no fights,

so that'’s got to be
a sign of improvement,

but I have not
had a chance

to rest easy at all
with these stews.

It has been full on.

I have to try and figure out
what I can do to change this.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Um, I got washing.

- Sorry?
- I got washing.

Um, I'’m just doing a job
if that'’s okay with you,

so please stop chasing me out

because we don'’t have
anything to do upstairs.

Alrighty.

I think she wants me
off the boat.

I don'’t know.

I feel like I'’m always
in a paranoid mind.

Like...

Like I definitely organize
laundry in messy piles,

but I know where everything is
at the end of the day.

But when Ellie comes in,

I feel like she kind of
messes up my messy piles.

I don'’t know what's going on.

I'’m going to have
to keep an eye out.

- Hi, baby.
- Happy days.

I'’m so excited
for the wave runners.

Oh, it'’s our pleasure.

We get to have fun, too.

Do you want a refill?

Totally.

So we'’re going
to go to the port today?

We'’re going to the port.

Who is this for?

What time do you
think you want lunch?

Two? Yeah? Cool.

Oh, damn!
So graceful.

Hi. So the guests
want lunch at two.

Nice. I love it.

Captain, Captain, Iain.

Just so you know, the guests
have finished with the toys

and they'’re heading inside.

If you'’re happy,
we can start loading up.

Yes, that'’s great.
Thank you.

Copy, thank you.

Bri, Bri.

Can you come up
to the bar, please?

Copy, copy.

Baby, have I told you how
beautiful you look on a yacht?

- Thank you.
- Bye.

- Nice.
- Sweet. Thank you so much.

Pleasure.

Bri seems to be writing

a list of laundry crimes

about mistakes
she'’s found in the laundry.

I feel like she'’s just
finding her own mistakes

and blaming them on me.

What the
is going on here?

Coming up...

Do you feel comfortable
doing lunch service?

Bri, Bri.

Do we have any celery?

Have you seen any horseradish?

Bri, Bri.

This is why I don'’t
like taking breaks.

I feel so stressed out
because the person

that I left in charge doesn'’t
even know where things are.

Can I have someone up
on the anchor?

Copy. Nate, can you go up on
the anchor please?

Copy, on my way.

Yeah, just start
taking in the anchor.

- Okay.
- Thank you, thank you.

Long stay, 10 o'’clock.

Joe, please come to the bridge.

Copy that, Cap.
On my way.

Oh, no.
What have I done now?

Anchor at the waterline,
bringing us home.

- Do me a favor.
- Yeah.

- This is our boat.
- Yeah.

- That'’s our radar.
- Mm-hmm.

Okay, to take it to the wheel,
you turn this.

You steer there.

Cool.

So if you need to take it off,
go there and steer accordingly.

Copy.

I'’ll be back.

I'’m going to make
another one of these.

Thank you.

I trust you.
I'’ll be right back.

Trust me, please.
Thank you, Cap.

I support Joe.

I'’m not demoting him
from lead deckhand.

He just needs more experience.

It'’s not that he doesn't
know how to do it.

He just doesn'’t know how
to do it under pressure.

I love putting people
at the helm

to build that confidence
back in him.

I'’m all set.
Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Anything you need
like this, more than willing.

Yes, see?
I told you I trust you.

Perfect.
Thanks, Cap.

She'’s still giving me
a responsibility

after everything
that'’s gone down.

Like, she'’s got trust in me and
it just makes me feel at ease.

Give me more time
on the wheel.

We'’re only two miles away
from our entrance,

so we'’re going to need
to drop both anchors,

so just get them ready to drop.

Hydra, I'’ve never been to and
where I have to dock the boat,

all it is is rocks.

You have to drop two anchors
and back down,

hopefully not land on the rocks
and secure the vessel.

It'’s going to be difficult.

But you know what?
I have confidence in the team,

and it should be
a smooth operation.

I'’m not going to have
a lot to work with,

so you'’ll have to be
quick on the anchors.

Copy that, Captain.

- Water.
- Water? Sure.

- Are you getting a water?
- Yeah, do you want one?

There you go.

You guys do cappuccino?

Totally.

Here we go.

- How are you?
- Good.

Mm-hmm.

Is that for guests or for crew?

For guests, but
I made some extra ones.

Nice. I hope I get
to taste some of those.

Yes, to try some.

I love Greek food,

but I don'’t have much experience
cooking Greek food,

so my mind'’s going directly
to my BFF Penelope,

who'’s from Athens,

and her grandma is
the master chef of her family.

I need your help.
Big time.

Do you want me
to send my grandmother?

Send me grandma, please.

She said got to use lots
of fresh spinach,

not onions, but leeks,

and make sure the feta
is really good quality.

You know, one more
set of bad feedback,

and I might lose my job.

So there'’s no room for error.

- Hey, bitch, hey.
- Yeah, how are you?

I just felt like
talking to a friend.

Honestly, I'’m just
trying to ignore it.

Like, this morning,
she snapped at me,

and she was in laundry.

And I was like,
I can do laundry.

And then she said,
stop pushing me away.

And I was like, what?

Awesome.
Can I get you anything else?

- You guys okay?
- Yeah, I'’m happy.

So I just walked away.

Yeah...

Yeah, well, I'’m going
to leave you.

- Okay.
- Goodbye.

Bye, bubby.

We can prep lines anywhere.

- Oh, is this straight backs?
- Yeah, straight backs.

Hakuna matata!

Hakuna matata, baby.

It'’s so nice.
Look at this.

Wow, it'’s so pretty.

Wow, so cool.

It'’s the town.

Look how charming it is.

So sweet.

I'’m turning around,
and we'’re backing in.

And then I will be
on the port wing.

Copy.

We need to get up top
and watch this.

Amen.

Nate, go to the anchor.

We'’re going to get them
set to the water line soon.

Copy, on my way.

I'’m going to back down
like a mofo.

- I'’ve not been back here.
- A little bit.

This line goes
tor that side.

Yeah.

But I'’ll show you.
Where'’s the other one?

- I'’m on the port wing.
- Copy, port wing.

Captain, captain.
That'’s the anchors.

Both anchors at the waterline.

- Watch my stern.
- Your stern is clear.

I'’m actually backing
in to the wind,

and we'’re going to back up
right to those rocks.

Copy, copy.

Rocks 50 meters on
my starboard quarter.

Got some good ones.

The dock is 60 meters
off our stern.

- 60 meters.
- Drop.

Both.

We'’re going to back
into the rocks.

It'’ll keep you in position.

50 meters to dock.

That'’s good on the chain.

Copy, captain.

It'’s an easy thing to do,

but a lot of people
make it complicated.

We are 25 meters to rocks.

Can you toss your heaving lines?

No, there'’s no one to
toss heaving lines to.

Iain...

- Look at those rocks.
- Nuts.

There'’s no one to toss
heaving lines to?

Either we get heaving lines,

someone catches them,
or I'’m not docking.

Iain?

What the heck?
They'’re literally right there.

I think there'’s some
guys walking

for the heaving lines now.

Are you guys going
to catch the heaving lines?

There is no one to toss
heaving lines to.

Iain...

Either we get heaving lines.

someone catches them,
I'’m not docking.

I think there'’s some
guys walking

for the heaving lines now.

Are you guys going to
catch the heaving lines?

Are you----ing kidding me?

Captain, you can back up
a few more meters.

There'’s the rocks in the water.
I don'’t want to hit them.

Copy, you are eight meters
from the rocks.

I think we'’re good there.

- Okay, guys, are you ready?
- Ready.

Okay, we are good with the rock.

Lock them down.
Lock the anchors down.

Stern lines
on the rocks.

Short stay.
Port anchor.

Nate, please drop some fenders
down on the port side.

Copy.

We'’re finished with the engines.

Go Sandy.
Bad ass, like...

Iain sometimes doesn'’t
look before he speaks.

There were two people
on the dock.

Pay attention.
Be aware.

I'’m definitely keeping
my eye on him.

- Hello.
- Hey.

- Um...
- Ah.

Do you feel comfortable
doing lunch service?

Um, I think
I would be comfortable.

Awesome.

I'’m just trying to see
what way to do break.

It just makes sense to do mine
now so then

you can take yours
when we'’re on the excursion.

Get the tables set by two.

Thank you so much.

I appreciate the chance.
I will be all right.

- I think you'’ll be great.
- Thank you.

We'’re over halfway through
the charter season.

I just can'’t keep
doing everything.

You'’re still waiting
for your stuff, too.

Everyone'’s standing there

wondering where
their clothes are.

Once they sit down, you could
do some waters and juice.

Yes.

Oh, you can never leave
stuff like this.

- This is so messy.
- Okay.

That'’s my bad.

The twin doesn'’t
have a bath mat.

Put the cutlery on
before you go out

so it doesn'’t
look like we forgot it.

How come placemats and
napkins and cutlery

and nothing'’s been pulled?

Like maybe it'’s me that has too
much of a tight leash on them.

So sometimes you go to
throw someone in the middle

of the ocean and
see if they sink or swim.

We'’ve got this, we're going
to make the guests happy.

- Yay.
- Thanks, Aesh.

Well done.

You want to give me
a hand here, girl?

- Put it in?
- Yeah.

Alrighty.

- Hey, Bri.
- Hi.

We'’ll be on lunch service
together today.

- Okay.
- If that'’s okay.

- Yeah.
- Shortly...

We'’re going to start
setting the table.

Okay. Yeah.

And then I'’ll need your help
to serve some waters.

Yeah.

And then your help bringing
the platters up.

It'’s going to be
family style, please.

I have never run a lunch service
before, but with Bri,

the energy is
just not matching.

So I'’m not planning to be
mean towards Bri in any way.

It is what it is.
I have to deal with it.

Ellie, just radio on me if
you need me to come up.

Copy.
Thank you so much.

This is an interesting dock.

- Oh, wow.
- It'’s far.

Do you reckon they'’ll reach?

I don'’t know.

Will they step to that rock?

It seems so sketchy.

And I know Iain'’s going to
be like, oh, yeah, look,

I can climb rocks real good.

It'’s easy for you, though.

It'’s not going to be
that easy for the guests.

But I sometimes think before
I give suggestions to Iain,

I feel like I'’m tiptoeing
a little bit

around his ego sometimes.

What about if we
did the other side?

Put it on the other side,
because I'’m thinking,

these rocks are flatter.

Cap, what do you think?

Yeah, whatever you think works.
Just make it safe.

Bri, Bri, there is some laundry
to be collected

in first port cabin.

Copy, copy.

Let'’s do a gin and tonic
before you do that.

- Gin and tonic, yes.
- Bloody Mary.

Are you making a Bloody Mary?

- I would like one.
- Yeah.

Could you put
pickle juice in it?

Um... Yes.

Nice.

- Thank you.
- Here we go.

You'’re welcome.

Bri, Bri, could you bring
some lemon, please?

Copy, copy.

I'’m going to grab me a cocktail
and join you there.

Thank you so much.

I always just drink tequila,
soda water, and a lime.

Yeah.

I don'’t know if you
knew anything else

to add into it,
but it would be good.

I could think of something,
for sure.

Bri, Bri, do we have any celery?

- We should do.
- Okay, thank you.

- For garnish.
- Yeah.

And if you could please
help me

put some olives
on a toothpick.

- It'’s garnish.
- Okay.

Thank you so much.

I feel like Ellie'’s goal at
the moment is just to look good.

The smile on her face,
the big bloody eyes,

you got like this.
Yeah.

It feels very fake.

What'’s your idea, then?

So this, to here,

then this one we'’re
going to move up forward

so it'’s closer to that big rock.

If I don'’t have
the confidence to speak up,

I don'’t trust myself
enough to say anything.

You'’ve got it, man.

Even though there'’s a little bit
anxiety regarding

my relationship,
because I don'’t fully know

what'’s going on
there at the moment,

I don'’t want to let
that affect my work.

I could really use
a win this charter.

Gael, you done a good job.

- Thank you.
- Nice work.

You'’re fine.

Bri, Bri, have you seen
any horseradish anywhere?

Horseradish.

Oh, I found it.

I need your knowledge.
Horseradish.

Bri, Bri, I found some.
Thank you.

All righty.

I feel so stressed out because
the person

that I left in charge doesn'’t
even know where things are.

All right,
the pickle Bloody Mary.

- Thank you.
- I know it'’s so much work...

- to make these.
- Oh, no, it'’s so much fun.

Okay.

I just wanted to check.

Check.

- Guys, this is just...
- Like, breathtaking?

- Can you see the cat?
- Oh, yeah, there is a cat.

Ellie and Bri,
why is the table not set up?

We'’ve been making cocktails
this entire time.

Okay, I'’m going to
come back from break.

I don'’t feel restful,
just so we catch up.

Um... I'’ll start
setting the table.

Okay.

I learned my lesson,
they'’re not ready.

It just makes it
easier with three.

I didn'’t feel right about it.

No worries.

Don'’t worry.
It'’s not you.

- This is me.
- No problem.

She'’s giving me the chance, and
now she'’s taking it away.

It just crushes
my soul a little bit.

- Aesha.
- Yes.

- So we'’re staying here?
- You are.

She couldn'’t give us
five more minutes?

We would have had
it under control.

Aesha, Aesha.
Three minutes.

Thank you.

Um, do you want to put water
and ice in there?

Yep.

Which rosé would you
like to use?

Just whatever.

Bri, in one minute, can
you please go to the galley

and stand by to start
running platters?

Completely lost my pho.

You have no confidence
in us.

It'’s just not,
didn'’t feel the right time

to be doing a lunch break.

And it was like,
this was such a mess.

The table wasn'’t set.

I just feel like things
weren'’t on top of.

- Okay. Copy.
- You know?

If I was Aesha, I definitely
wouldn'’t trust me and Ellie.

What is this yellow sauce?

It'’s a yogurt turmeric.

- Thank you so much.
- No worries.

Chef, will you save me a piece
of pita and Greek salad?

- Absolutely.
- When you have time.

- Thank you.
- I'’ll assemble it for you.

Thank you.

- Oh, my God.
- Oopsie.

Whoa.
And that is beautiful.

Right?

Little pita bread over
here and lamb souvlaki.

I didn'’t even know shrimp
grew that big.

I don'’t think they're shrimp.

I think they'’re king prawns.

If you lived in a fancy place,
you call it prawns.

If you lived in a not fancy
place, you called it a shrimp.

- Thank you.
- No worries.

This is literally amazing.

Oh, my God.

- Like this is just so great.
- Oh, good.

Awesome.

I'’m going to take it up to her.

Thank you.

Jono, listen.

The guests really,
really like lunch.

Really, really? Thank you.

Wow.
It'’s like a stallion.

That'’s kind of
donkey-ish, right?

- It'’s small.
- It looks like a horse to me.

But it'’s little.

I'’m also kind of blind.

- Ugh...
- I love salmon.

I love salmon.

I can eat it all day,
you know?

It'’s nice, fresh.

I had about three hours
sleep this night

- this past 24-hours.
- Sh--.

Are you texting
your boyfriend?

Mm-hmm.

I do have a strong connection
with Nathan,

but at the same time, I
definitely have a lot of guilt.

I don'’t want to do
this to my boyfriend,

and I know that sounds
really horrible,

but I'’m a people pleaser.

I'’ll let myself down,

but I really hate
disappointing others.

The last thing I want
to do is hurt him more.

Showtime.
Adios, amigo.

See you later.

Are you ready for me to clear?

Oh, yes, thank you.
Oh, that was so good.

I think we can slowly
start clearing.

Yep, yep.

Oh!

- All finished?
- Yeah, thank you very much.

Thank you.

All crew, the guests want to
leave the boat in 10 minutes.

I will be going with them,
so I'’ll be off the boat.

Myrtle beach, Myrtle beach,
Myrtle beach.

I love----ing Myrtle beach.

- Hello.
- How'’s it going?

- Are you ready?
- 100%.

Good to go.

Let'’s do two at a time,
just to keep it safe.

- Okay.
- Okay, cool.

Oh, my God, this is so exciting.

Follow Quent.

It'’s not too bad, is it?

Not too bad at all.

I'’m so scared.
I hate hiking.

I'’ve got to take a picture
of these rocks,

because my parents will
never believe I did this.

Enjoy.

Are you good to go?
We got everyone?

Yeah.

Bye, Mustique!

It'’s beautiful here.

I know this is magic,
isn'’t it?

Freakin'’ little port city.

I'’m seeing a lot,
but I'’m just trying to...

I want to go shopping.

- This is so cool.
- Right, right.

Hydra is gorgeous.

I love that the only modes of
transportation on this island

are by foot or by donkey.

Oh.

There'’s... horses.

Sometimes I wish I
were a donkey on this island,

so I could just
poop on the street.

Oh, my God, this is so cool.

It'’s so fun.

Come on, my friend.

- Hi.
- Hi!

I miss you.

I just took Little Bear
for a walk.

You did?

I miss you, too.

Yeah, he really misses you.

Are you excited about coming?

Babe, of course.

I'’m so excited you're coming.

- Yeah.
- I wish I looked better.

Sorry, a bit of a mess.

Leah and I have been
together five years.

I'’m so in love with her.

I moved to Colorado,
where there'’s no water.

So I won'’t pack a lot because
we'’re going to shop, right?

That'’s right.
We'’re going shopping.

I would follow her
to the desert,

but I would ask her,

could we please
live near the ocean?

How'’s the weather?
Is it good?

It'’s been really windy today.

It'’s one of those days where
everything'’s just like crazy.

- Yeah.
- All right.

- Well, I love you. Bye.
- I love you.

When was this building built?

So this was built
in quite some time ago,

and many people have
resided in it,

including a lot of Grecians.

Cute!

Carolina!
We'’re from South Carolina.

Welcome.
So, Carolina is the owner.

Crazy.
They have minnows.

- We can finally get our feet.
- Oh, my gosh. They'’re so cute.

Let'’s try.

They'’re getting pedicures.

Come here, little babies.

They'’re like, no girl.

Wow.

This is going to have
an amazing view.

- Beautiful.
- Oh, my God.

This was amazing.

I was dreaming heavily.

- Know what I dreamed about?
- What?

Bri.

- Bri?
- Yes.

Joe had a dream about you.

You had those
old-school retainers.

Oh, sh--.

And you know where it has,
like, the gum bit

and everything, and you
start going...

I woke up in utter panic.
I didn'’t get any rest.

So thank you for that.

You do.

Sometimes I don'’t even know
what to say to Joe.

I'’ve actually never been in
a weird work-love triangle.

I didn'’t really know what
to do, to be honest.

The whole situation with Ellie
is actually affecting my work.

But, ugh, I feel chemistry.

Coming up...

I saw the notebook.

- I was like, I'’m not...
- What do you mean, notebook?

It was like a whole
list of, like, crimes

committed in laundry.

Like, it'’s like, come on.

What do I have to
deal with now?

It'’s like, is this
a burn book?

- Ready?
- To the ship.

Oh, here'’s guests.

All crew, all crew.

our guests are walking
towards the boat.

About to step on now.

Bri, Bri, can
you meet me up at the bar.

Copy, copy, copy.
On my way.

We need to go, darling.

- Wee!
- There you go.

Oh, that is good.
That'’s solid.

You can go downstairs.
I can'’t open this any faster.

That is all guests on board.

- Hello, everybody.
- Hi.

- That'’s so sweet.
- Thank you.

For tonight.
We'’re going to have a good time.

I'’m preparing
for the sequined dinner.

- Ooh.
- There'’s going to be sparkles.

Do we have a disco ball?

- Yes.
- Woo!

- Sure, if you want him to.
- Okay.

We'’ll make something
happen for sure.

Should we get changed?

It'’s time to get
ready for sparkle night!

- Hello.
- Good nap?

All guests are
back on board.

Gael, you'’ll be on nights again.

Your setup'’s been working
really well, by the way.

- Has it?
- Good job.

Thanks, man.

- Where are the guests?
- They'’re in their cabins.

They'’re excited for
Sparkle Night.

Sparkle theme cocktail,
dinner, and after-party.

The primary wants Joe
to perform.

Awesome!

Well, if Gael wants,
she can perform with him.

Mm-hmm.

Joe and Gael.
Hey, baby.

Are you up for a
performance tonight?

- Oh.
- Because it'’s Sparkle Night.

Yes, I'’m in.

All right.
You may have to do it.

No, I have to do it.

This looks great!

- It turned out okay.
- Yes.

One disco ball after another.

- Oh, that looks amazing.
- We got something.

- Oh, hey.
- Happy birthday.

You have a good voice
for singing.

No, I do not.

I have a good voice
for meditation.

Like, if I need
to hypnotize somebody,

that'’s the type of voice I have.

Jesus Christ.

I am warming up to Joe more
and more as time goes by.

Bri'’s feelings do not
bother me at all.

I'’m personally kind
of looking forward

to spending more time with Riz.

Joe.
I call him Riz.

You know, it'’s
the lingo kids nowadays

used for somebody
who has charisma.

It'’s short for charisma.
Riz.

Do you do, like, two-in-one?

Do you, like,
massage and hypnotize?

No. Thank you so much.

No problem at all.

Have a little pick.

Have all of that.

Oh, yum. Mm.

How'’s your boyfriend?

It'’s good.

I haven'’t spoken to him
that much lately.

I think we'’re all right.

No, sorry.
Yes, we'’re good.

- Hmm?
- We'’re good.

Good.

Oh, no.
I'’m not anxious.

I'’m not anxious.
You'’re anxious.

I'’m not shaking.
You'’re shaking.

Sorry.

Jono, Jono.

Are you at a good point where,

when the guests are ready,
I can send them?

Yeah, I would say
about 10 minutes.

Copy.

Ooh, child.

Tonight, I want to
wow the guests

with beautiful food tonight.

And, you know,
it'’s just as important

plating as, you know,
the food taste.

So I am making
a healthy grilled lobster

and cauliflower rice.

And I am going to spend
just as much time

digging into my plating skills

so that it looks
as beautiful as it tastes.

I guess I was feeling
kind of creative somehow.

Ooh, who'’d have thunk?

Have you had a nice day?

Yeah, it was nice.
It was fun.

I really appreciate you
guys being professional.

Yeah.

I just, like, checked
out from the drama.

Yeah.

I feel like this morning,
you know,

you sent me to, like,
check on laundry

- and started folding things.
- Yeah.

She just came in,
like, basically,

like, told me to leave
because she'’s there now.

I'’ve got washing.

And I said, I'’m just here
to help you on laundry.

Mm.

You know, I'’m just
doing a job

if that'’s okay with you.
So please stop chasing me out.

She literally just stormed out
of the laundry room.

All righty.

So I was like, okay, this is,
like, really disrespectful

the way you'’re behaving.

Well, because I know
with the laundry,

she loses her place if other
people go into the laundry.

Oh, okay.
I was just folding things.

Yeah, but then it
can'’t be only hers

because if you'’ve got free time,

then you need to be
popping down there.

I saw the notebook.

I was like...

It was, like, a whole
list of, like, crimes

committed in laundry.

Like, oh, Gael'’s clothes
was found in a washer

without a color catcher.

Why is she doing that?

It'’s like, come on.

What do I have
to deal with now?

Where is she writing it down?

I should pretend to see it.

It'’s in the notebook.

I just feel like
as a good chief stew,

you need to really listen
and assess both sides

before you make any decisions.

It'’s just never ending bullsh--
with both of them.

I'’m just not going
to get involved

because she twists
it into making it

like it'’s me causing problems.

It was too much.

So now I realize like I'’m
just not going to get involved

because if I get involved
she twists it

into making it like it'’s
me causing problems.

Like none of this happens
in front of me.

- It'’s like I can't really...
- I know.

So thanks for letting me know.

I have to think about it.

Got some water down here?

Monkey.

Are we drinking tonight?
Or no?

Oh yeah.

Hey, handsome!
You look so sparkly.

Oh my God, I love that.

Hoo!

I'’m ready.

Yeah, well, whenever you would
like, we can get going.

All right.

Oh my God.

I'’m going to cry.
It'’s so pretty.

Jono, we are seating
the guests.

Copy.

I like your disco ball, baby.

Sparkle pants engaged.

All crew, is anyone available
to help run plates?

- On it.
- Sparkle night, baby.

Hello, bro.
You awake?

Yeah.

Bro!

What the?

From that, this is
just even funnier, bro.

Is this really my job?

I need something flamboyant.

Do I look like a unicorn?

Whoa.

Aesha, Aesha.
Two minutes.

Thank you.

Do I have hands in the galley
that could help me please?

- On my way.
- On my way.

This looks amazing.

- Okay.
- Yay.

Thank you, guys.

- Nice.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

You have got grilled lobster
with cauliflower rice.

- Thank you.
- So dig in. Enjoy.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Yum, yum, yum.
It'’s delicious.

Maybe we should just
practice a routine

and then just go with the music.

Okay, yeah.
I like it.

Growing up, I did like
all of the standards:

jazz, tap, ballet, hip hop.

I thought I was going
to pursue that

up until I was maybe 16.

I snapped my ACL,
shattered my meniscus.

So that'’s kind of where
my dance career, how it ended.

Surprised we get anything done.

I can'’t breathe
if I eat anymore.

Jono, I am clearing.

Copy. Thanks.

I'’m going to bed.

Gold leaf, honey.
It'’s giving luxury.

5, 6, 7, 8,

9, 10.

Yeah, let'’s just do it.

Okay.

Let'’s go.

My God, this looks amazing.

Citrus poached pear
with berries.

With 14 carat gold leaf edible.

Oh!

A poached pear
may seem really simple.

So I'’m trying to add
some value to this dessert

by incorporating gold leaf.

It'’s priceless.
It'’s timeless.

It'’s eleganza extravaganza.

- Thank you.
- There you go.

Wait, it looks like a really
like high class corn dog.

So this is a citrus poached
pear with gold edible leaf.

- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

It'’s not a baked potato?

We'’re going to have
a sparkle party today

and sparkle party tomorrow.

It'’s delicious.

Wait, are we going to...

Yeah, and if you want to take
a picture and show me,

I would like that.

I'’ve never taken a picture
of my poo, but...

Haven'’t you?

No, is that normal?

Oh, my God, when I do
a really big one,

I like to show Scott.

What?

Every time I send him
a photo of my poo,

he'’s like, honey, you really
don'’t need to send me that.

Yeah, he doesn'’t like it,
but I do it anyway.

We'’ll do it.

He could try saying thank you.

We'’ll do it in the bidet.

- I respect that.
- Yeah.

Aesh...

I'’m done with cabins.

Thank you.

Need me to do anything else?

You can knock off.

- Thank you so much.
- No worries.

Was everyone finished
with their dessert?

Yeah.

Half-eaten golden pears.

So...

Shall I gather everyone here?

All right, everyone.

We have got a
big surprise for you.

We'’re ready.

Go, go, go.

Yay!

- I'’ll be here all night, baby.
- Thanks, guys.

I love her.

- Oh, they killed it.
- That was so good.

That was incredible.

Buenos noches, guys.

We'’re all sleepy.

Did it!

Well done, girl.

We'’re going to head to bed.
Thank you for everything.

Easily, top five nights
of my whole life.

- Have a good night.
- You, too. Sleep well.

- See ya.
- See ya.

It'’ll be----ing terrible.

Hey.
Hope you piss the bed.

Probably will.

Gael'’s stuff was put in clean
pile but smelled dirty.

Why is she writing this down?

I mean, like, what is this?

This looks like
a book of receipts.

Like, is this a burn book?

So weird.

But I can'’t tell if Bri is
stirring the pot or Ellie is.

I see Cashmere in the dryer
and this burn book.

I really feel like things
are out of control.

It'’s time to involve
Captain Sandy

because I honestly
need help with this.

Next on "Below Deck Med"...

It'’s actually the most
annoying situation.

Like, I literally never
want to have to think about it

ever again.

Our primary is Colleen Otero,
branding expert.

Turn up!

It tastes weird.

Quickly, guys.

No, no, no.
First, they'’re on the cleat.

Shut the up.

Oh...

Don'’t look at me with a
shocked face right now.

You don'’t know how boats work.

Second stew outranks you.

So that is who I am.

If you two can'’t work together,
I have to let go of both.