All language subtitles for Scandalous Behavior (1999)

Dr. Adam Chance, for the crime
of carrying a deadly weapon,

the American Michelle
Drake's prison sentence

may be served at your
residence under your supervision.

However, should she flee Singapore,

you are obligated under our agreement

to serve her sentence in its entirety.

It's so confining and there's
absolutely nothing to do.

Put your bitch in.

Never had it so good.

Honey, I have to get out of here.

Michelle said she would help us, but...

I think we need to do
something for her first.

Michelle?

The boss's wife? That's too risky.

He won't know.

Dr. Chance is no fool.

All you have to do is look the other way.

You know, act dumb.

Arranging passage on a freighter?

It's not that easy.

It's the safest way to get her out.

Use your contacts.

No.

Contacts talk too much.

Come on, honey.

Dr. Chance beats Michelle.

I've seen the way that bitch works him
with her tight ass and her blonde hair.

He should beat her.

Baby, she'll help us get out of here.

How the hell is she gonna help us do that?

I wanna see Texas.

Little whales, millionaires, and cowboys.

And cow shits.

Tom, baby, we could be rich.

I'm dead.

Who is it?

It's Michelle.

He's a maniac.

I just...

I hate that bastard.

What happened?

It was just the same old shit.

Back in and hitting.

I'm going home.

One way or the other.

It's going to be okay.

Tom will help you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no.

If he found out...

You're the only one that can help me.

No, no!

Dr. Chance would kill me.

I'll never tell him.

Tom, no one will find out.

You've always wanted me.

Right? I've seen that in your eyes.

I know you want me.

Tom, listen.

If you do something for me...

Okay?

Then...

I'll do something for you.

Yeah?

Okay?

You're my hero.

You know I hate Adam.

Shit, Raymond.

You busted my head, man.

Come on, guys, man.

I'll shoot you. Don't pull.

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.

You know this is just a hobby with us?

How much fun we have is entirely up to you.

I'll tell you everything, man.

She don't mean nothing to you, I swear.

Oh, shit!

Oh, motherfucker!

How'd you get her out of Singapore, Tommy?

Jesus Christ, she just
cut my fucking face off!

I'm sorry, Tommy.

I'm sorry.

Jesus Christ, she just
cut my fucking finger off!

Take another one.

Oh, what about in here?

Oh, no, man!

For Christ's sake, she's on a freighter.

First Hong Kong, then
L.A., that's all I know.

Where's the tour end, Tommy?

Steventon. Fort Worth.

That's all I know. Here's the money.

That's all she gave me.

Hey, sweetheart. It's okay.

I'm just gonna take this off.

Oh, God!

Get out!

I'm gonna tell you. If you do that
again, I'm gonna cut your throat.

Okay. Okay.

Fuck you!

What? Don't say that to me.

Please let me go.

I will. Please!

Fuck you.

I wish you would.

Okay, I'll let you go. Turn
around. I'm a nice guy.

Now scoot over. Here comes your boyfriend.

Hey, you!

Hold on. I sent them on their way.

However, we had a little
trouble with the engine.

Having fun, Raymond.

Oh, yeah.

I think she likes me.

She bit me.

Guys, is this half?

Yeah, this is half.

What's next?

You know what's wrong with
that car, my demented friend?

It has a blown engine.

Don't touch me.

Lisa makes good coffee.

She's good at everything she does, Ben.

Yeah, I bet.

Can't you find oil?

I wish she could.

But even if she did, prices are way down.

Nah.

Different than it was when
your daddy ran the business.

He was...

Born to find oil.

Right.

I remember when he
brought in that Davenport field.

God damn, what a gusher.

Not much punk now, though.

Well, as a matter of
fact, Jack's working on

a stimulation program
to improve production.

Son, your daddy could find more oil
doing geology on the back of his lunch sack

than you can with all
these god damn computers.

Boy, you and your brother are
running this company into the ground.

Exactly what are you getting at, Ben?

No note to do.

We're current on the interest payments.

I want the principal.

I want my god damn money,

or I'm gonna take everything
you own, including this desk!

We need more time.

So did Jesus.

Look, Ben, Ben.

You and my father were best friends.

You stuck with him through the thin times.

Son, I got examiners.

I don't have two million dollars.

That's your problem.

I'm going to the field.

When will you be back?

Hopefully, never.

Is there something I can do?

Yeah. Why don't you
find me another oil field?

I'll call Sterrett. Maybe he can help.

No, not him. This will work out somehow.

I'm sorry. It's been a lousy day.

We'll see you later.

I'll be here.

Where'd you fly in from?

From Singapore.

You know, I know a couple of dudes
that got busted over in Thailand for drugs.

They ain't never coming back home.

Twenty bucks, is that the best you can do?

Well, tell you what, I'll
stretch it to twenty-five.

That watch is a leap worth of a hundred.
I can get a hundred right down the street.

Well, I'll have to take it down the street.

Down the street. Wife and
kids, everybody's home.

What can I do for you?

How much will you give me for that?

It's a really nice diamond.

I know. It's worth a fortune.

Why'd you bring it to me?

Well, because I don't need a fortune. I
just... I need some money to get home.

And besides, I hate the son of
a bitch who made me wear this.

I see.

Well, I'll give you a thousand dollars.

Well, it's worth like a
hundred times that much.

Lady, for obvious reasons, I'll
pay you one thousand dollars.

Okay. I'll take it.

Good riddance.

Could I use your phone?

Tanner Oil Company.

Lisa?

Yeah, who's calling?

Oh, it's Michelle.

Michelle.

Hi. Where are you?

I'm in L.A.

I thought you were in
a prison in Singapore.

Is Stephen there?

No. He's out in the field.

Well, I need him to help me,
because I'm in some trouble.

Well, I don't know when he'll be back.
Do you want me to have him call you?

Can't you get him on his cell phone?

No.

Try.

Okay. Well, I'm at this pawn shop
here, and I'll just wait here, okay?

The number is 310-555.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm. Okay.

Thanks, Lisa.

Okay. Bye.

If this oil field wasn't pigeons,
they'd pull the plug and let it die!

Ben's story says it's
already dead, little brother.

Well, how are we gonna pay off that note?

By squeezing more oil
out of this rock, that's how.

I can't squeeze any harder.
My asshole's puckered.

Jack, Jack. You're the goddamn engineer.
Didn't Dad teach you to keep it producing?

Steven, you're the
goddamn geologist.

Didn't Dad teach you
not to drill dry holes?

Fourteen straight dry
holes. It seems like

we'd hit every once
in a while, doesn't it?

Alright, I'm in the town. I'm gonna
get us some more lucky pussies.

Hey darling.

What's your name?

Excuse me?

Jack Tanner, when's your next dance?

Cowboy, every dance is mine.

I run this place.

Manager, I'm no shit.

No shit?

Yeah.

Bring her a beer, please.

Can I ask you something?

What's that?

Are you lucky?

Lucky?

Yeah.

You think you can bring
an all man good luck?

I'm not sure.

Honey, I'm a walking rabbit's foot, but Why
don't you buy the girls a table dance and

we'll talk.

Okay?

Stephanie?

Veronica?

I told you.

Oh, yeah, please, thank you very much.

Well.

Managing, mean business.

Beautiful.

So, did that help?

Look, honey, I don't want to marry you.

I just want to screw you
so I can find some oil.

Oh, that's interesting.

Fuck me for oil, huh?

Mm-hmm. Well, I've heard
everything already now.

I'll give you $500 on a Cuban cigar.

Oh, really? Is that what
you pay your geologist?

He doesn't get the Cuban cigar.

So, what do I get?

Empty oil field.

Well, I have to get back to work,
so why don't you stick around?

We'll talk about it later, okay?

So, do we have a deal?

Settle down, Mr. Rockefeller.

I'm considering it, baby.

Michelle, my dear, I
hope this is a night you'll

have to live up to for
the rest of your life.

Hey, since when do you go jogging at night?

First time.

Doesn't it look dangerous out there?

Dangerous?

Yeah.

Good-looking guy like you
could get raped or something.

I don't think so, baby. I'm sweaty nasty.

Why don't you just get in
here and let me clean you up?

Well, now, that'd be just mighty fine.

Part the way.

Oh yeah, you smell.

Ow.

I need a bath.

Words can't describe
what you just did to me.

How bad do you want to keep it?

What are you talking about?

Steven, you have a way of letting
your assets slip through your fingers.

Oh, really?

Your business is going broke,
and now you're about to lose me.

Lose you? Lisa, I love you. You know that.

Are you sure?

Of course.

Then marry me.

Great.

Good way to find out what a
man's made of. Ask him to marry you.

If he doesn't choke, there's hope.

Goddamn it, Lisa. Hold on here.

You just showed me your whole card.

Where are you going?

To change my luck.

Please, Lisa. Don't go.

Then marry me.

I've got to get Michelle
out of prison first.

She called today.

What?

What did you just say?

She's on her way here.

Is she okay? Where is she?

L.A.

How did she get to Los Angeles?

I don't know. Maybe she
took a champagne flight.

Cut the shit. What did she say?

To wire her to Los Angeles.

To wire her money.

Lisa, why didn't you tell me this?

I figured if she could get
out of a Singapore prison,

she should be able to get out of L.A.

How did she get out of prison?

I don't know. She didn't have
enough quarters to tell me.

This is inexcusable. Why
did you hold this back?

Why do you think?

God, you can be nasty.

No.

This is nasty.

Hey!

There we go!

Hey, little boy.

You even got the dick
side of the house, eh?

Yeah, well, you know how it is.

I wouldn't. I was the only child, baby.

It's simple. The person mad
in the womb gets the most.

God, it looks like you both have plenty.

Yeah, well...

And you think I should find
you the Alaskan pipeline.

I don't know. It might work.

So, do you think we did it?

I think we struck oil.

Sandra...

Will you stay with me?

Sixteenth override
convertible to a half back end.

Mighty fine.

Draw up the contracts.

We just gave away the
Ellenberger in Barrett Field.

Ben's story is online too.

Ben and that goddamned bank
are going to take everything we own.

Yeah, Ben.

Seems there's a wealthy
industrialist from Singapore.

He's going to be coming in.

His name is Dr. Adam Chan.

And he wants to invest in your oil company.

Are you bullshitting me?

No, I'm not bullshitting you.

You read about your daddy
somewhere in a magazine.

Ben, how much do you think he's good for?

Up to 20 million dollars.

Look, I'll be in touch.

Oh, Michelle.

Oh my god, I don't let
any strangers in the house.

Certainly not.

I can't wait to take a shower.

I shouldn't wonder.

I need a drink.

Well, would you like some tea?

Hell no! I want a beer.

No more sake, no more tea, no more...

Excuse me?

Nothing.

When's Stephen coming home?

Couple of hours, I should imagine.

Thank you.

Can you manage?

I've got it.

Oh my...

Oh, so good to be home.

Woo-hoo!

Well, it's only been a year,
but it seems like all of time.

And I still spend every day
trying to get you off my mind.

Thought I could replace you,
but I guess that I was wrong.

Now I can't outrun your memory,
there ain't no road that long.

Austin got a job that
pays real good, and took

that trip to Mexico like
I always said I would.

But that border couldn't hold you
back, your memory tagged along.

Now I'm just burning gasoline,
there ain't no road that long.

Ain't no honky-tonk that big,
ain't no snicker that strong.

Ain't enough consolation
in a rowdy country city.

So it's just been you and Steven?

Excuse me?

Here at the house? Anybody else?

Alright, I'll be more direct.

Who's been in Steven's room?

I don't know what you mean.

Yes, you do.

Come on, Rose.

You can tell me.

Discretion is part of my job.

Well, I'll protect your confidence.

I have tenure here. I
don't need protection.

This is nice lipstick.

Now, who would I return this to?

Lisa Blair.

Just what I thought.

Tanner Exploration.
Who's this? Monica. Who's

this? Michelle. I'm Steven's
fiance. Where's Lisa?

She quit. Oh. Well, is Steven there? Okay,
the Etoka looks wet. But Bone Springs,

Bone Springs looks good. Looks real good,
especially just south of this road. That's

great. We can show
Dr. Chance that one to drill.

Sorry to interrupt, but
your fiance is on the phone.

Who? Michelle.

Michelle?

Oh, Stephen, honey, I made it. I'm home.

Where?

I'm here. I'm in your bedroom.

Are you hurt? Are you okay?

I'm okay. I'm just tired, you
know, but honey, just come home.

It's been two years since I've kissed you.

I know, I know.

This is just such a surprise.

I think I didn't spend
a lot of lonely nights.

I'll get there as quick as I can.

Stephen, don't let
Michelle fuck this deal up.

What'd you say?

She's bad kismet.

Bad kismet. More superstition, huh?

Stephen, someday you'll learn
to trust your gut. It won't lie to you.

Yeah, and just what are your
intestines telling you now, bud?

We're betting $20 million that
this investor thinks with his dick.

I gotta get to Michelle.

Oh, Steven. Oh, my God.

Oh, it was so horrible, Steven.

How did you get out?

Oh, God. Just being a model inmate.

I don't even want to talk about it.

I did everything that I could.
I sent people over there.

I called the embassy. I
spent hours upon hours.

All I knew was this.

I'm never letting you
out of my sight again.

I love you.

Guess what?

What?

I love you.

Let's terminate our engagement.

And get married next week.

What's the rush, honey?

I mean, you just got home.
We've got plenty of time for that.

Plenty of time.

I've got a surprise for you.

Oh, you do?

Yes.

What might that be?

I've missed you so much.

I missed you.

He did.

So who's this dinner guest anyway?

Surprise and a treat.

Yeah?

What's so special about him?

Well, he's cultured,
influential, and he's rich.

I need this deal, baby.

You need to use all your Texas charm.

So what do you mean?

What do I mean?

Well, let me tell you, little sister.

I want you to be friendly.

Persuasive.

Just be yourself.

I'll have meat now my hand

Scott what's the problem?

No a dog not grateful one

One of those

He'll come back and make it through

When he does you'll take him back

Certainly, Dr. Chance. Please, come in.

Thank you.

I'll take those.

Mr. Tanner is expecting you,
sir. He should be here shortly.

Dr. Chance!

Dr. Chance, welcome to
Texas. I'm Stephen Tanner.

The man with the oil.

That's correct.

Might I introduce my little brother, Jack?

Howdy.

Little brother?

Well, I might be little, but I do all the
work around here, and he takes the credit.

This is my girlfriend, Sandra.

Hi.

How are you doing?

How was your flight, Dr. Chance?

Quite comfortable on my jet.

Dr. Chance, might I introduce
my lovely fiancée, Michelle Drake.

Michelle, our distinguished guest.

Dr. Alan Chance.

Your fiancée, Charles Drake.

I feel almost naked without my boots.

Well, Dr. Chance, I'm
gonna make certain that

you get a pair of cowboy
boots while you're here.

Thank you.

Okay, how about a drink?

I'd love one. Bourbon and water, please.

Perfect.

Oh, one cob more or less doesn't matter.

So the guy's in the back
seat of the convertible with

his girlfriend, okay, and
it's a passionate moment

You know he's kissing her
on the stomach kissing her

on the stomach, and he
says I love you. I love you

And she goes oh lower lower

He says I love you. I love you

So Adam how many wives do you have back
home one wife at a time like the Texas men

In actuality I'm committed to my
wife in Singapore she had a good life

Had

She dishonored me dishonored
would she do not wash your underwear

She stole a ruby my family heirloom

And then she left

in the beginning

She needed my help and begged for it

Maybe she just doesn't love
you what an ungrateful bitch

Michelle got a dose of
the Asian justice system

She was sentenced to five
years in a Singapore prison

for carrying a pistol tell
him how you got out, honey. I

Snuck out while the guard was sleeping

I'll bet you he won't
make that mistake again

Here's to you

Ah, the sign of a good meal, doctor.

Well, in Texas, what's for after the meal?

Cigars and more bullshit.

And we have a special
guest. We have a gift for him.

Oh, Rose.

Oh, for real?

Okay, other way, other way.

Of course, unless
you'd like to turn around.

Oh, wow.

Looks good.

Where's my six-gun?

I'm a real cowboy.

I saw that in a movie once.

Well, thank you, Jack.
That's mighty fine of you.

Now that I'm all dressed up, let's dance.

All right, let's go. Come on.

Come on, Michelle.

Well damn lucky Santa showed up and
this event's all night of prayer meeting.

You're telling me.

Hey, you wanna liven up a little bit?

I mean, what about this...

I'll have him eating out of my hand thing.

I mean, come on!

Come on, come on, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Come on baby, won't you be my girl?

Come on girl, let me rock your world

I'm a head full of sun, said someone!

Come say I like it though!

Goodbye, Sandra!

Woo! Head full of sun!

Woo!

You!

Oh, Michelle!

Are you ready for bed?

What gives you the right to follow me here?

Well, you stole a lot
of my things, you know.

You're a little thief.

Well, you're an asshole!

Wasn't very long ago when you
prayed that I would take you out of prison.

Help me! Help me!

That was a sham!

It was not!

Well, I'm not going back.

I'd die first.

I hate you!

You are nothing but Singapore pervert!

This is Texas here.

Women here hit back.

Stephen won't let you take me.

Stephen, is it?

Does he love you above money, huh?

He loves me more than anything.

Does he know about us?

No.

You better keep your mouth shut.

Oh, I will.

But it is I who love you.

I gave you everything I had in Singapore.

And more!

And, Michelle, I can
give you undue kingdom.

I love you!

Love you.

Your culture doesn't know what love means!

And your culture doesn't
know what honor means!

Adam, thank you for
getting me out of prison.

I gave you two years of my life.

No more.

Go away, Adam.

Go home.

You belong to me.

No longer Texas or Stephen.

And mark my words,

he will sell your soul.

Bitch.

Hell, I sure wish we could join that party.

Patience. You'll get your chance.

What can Chance be doing in there?

Setting up the sheep.

With a slaughter.

Sheep?

You were a big hit.

You know, saved the party.

Yeah, the manager of a strip joint.

But you don't know me.

Yeah, but I do.

It's like testing a well.

When I open up a valve,

I already know what it feels like.

I hope it don't disappoint you.

Jack, I think I've fallen in love.

And it's really scary.

Yeah.

Thanks, I missed your oh, I bet

Things have gone crazy
around here. You should

have seen last night.
Why what happened?

They threw a wild party for this
Adam chance from Singapore

Supposedly, he's Stevens white
knight. Oh, really? So he's got money

Apparently so and there is this strange
car that's been lurking down the street

Really?

Lurking for anyone in particular

What are you and Lisa cooking up?

Excuse me?

I saw you two out here planning something.

I was merely returning
some of her belongings.

Where were they?

In my quarters.

What else you keeping for her?

Nothing, but you are out of line.

Out of line? I'll tell
you who's out of line.

Michelle, let sleeping dogs lie.

I'm going to straighten that
bitch out once and for all.

I want you to watch her closely.

Do not worry, Mr. Sima.
She will not go away.

I know both of you are
getting tired of living in a car.

I want to go to Disneyland.

You both are doing an exemplary job.

When we get back to Singapore,

you'll have a long
vacation and big bonuses.

And you'll get the girl you want.

All right.

Adam, this oil field is almost depleted.

Our facilities are real old.

You're not kidding.

What about your other properties?

They ain't much better.

Can you increase production?

A little, but it will cost more.

That's why I'm here.

We'd be better off using the
money to find other properties.

Why don't you two make
this better and find new ones?

We could find good prospects
and study the old ones.

You can put a program
together in a few days.

We'll be pumping.

Good.

If you come up with a
good program, I'll invest.

Meanwhile, why don't I
enjoy myself with Sandra?

I end up managing the bar.

It's kind of a weird story anyway.

You know, Adam.

Adam, where are you?

Boo!

Ha ha, you're nuts.

You know, how about a
few moments in private?

Oh, I don't think so.

How about if I offer you $3,000?

Okay, okay, $5,000.

Just for a little while.

There she goes! There she is!

He wouldn't have killed
you to give him my message.

Dear Kennedy.

So what's it like?

It's a disgusting hell hole.

What do you think?

What, no cable TV?

In a Singapore prison?

Very lucky if they have clean air.

Things are getting pretty complicated
for you, aren't they, Michelle?

What do you mean?

Look, I know you didn't come
here to tell me about Singapore.

Except there's something on
your mind and you want some help.

Why don't you just ask me now?

You don't want to help me.

You want Stephen back.

I've known Stephen since grade school.

Funny thing about him.

The harder he's cinched
in, the faster he runs.

He's a rich, spoiled brat.

And he'll break your heart.

So why don't you just get past
him and look at the bigger picture?

What bigger picture?

Look, when you're ready
to talk, you have my number.

I think we can help each other.

Then why don't you start
by picking up after yourself?

Hi, I'm Sandra, Jack Tanner's girlfriend.

I think we have some common interests.

Sit down.

We had such fun.

Texas women are really something.

They are very beautiful.

So Adam, what do you
think of our drilling program?

Well, I tell you, it's got some potential.

Some potential?

Did you see the oil reserves
that Summit Ridge Prospect has?

Well, you know, $20
million is a lot of money.

I thought you wanted to invest in oil.

I do.

Well?

Tell me, is there justice in Texas?

Damn right.

You do the crime, you do the time.

Plus, we got the death penalty.

And Texas honor is like Singapore honor.

Honor is honor no matter where.

Adam, what are you getting at?

You know that woman
who left me in Singapore?

I must do her prison sentence.

Why?

I made an honor agreement
with my government.

They let her go on my behalf.

And my honor is the collateral.

Why would you want
to make a deal like that?

Strange, isn't it?

Then find her and drag her
sweet ass back to Singapore.

I have found her.

I want my wife and Ruby back in Singapore.

Now, here's $1 million in cash.

You will get the other $19 million
when Michelle is back in Singapore.

There is also a marriage certificate
and honor agreement in my briefcase.

This heart has been broken too long

This heart has been broken too long

Today

So, Michelle Chance

Can you tell me about it?

He saw me get arrested in that hotel.

From having that gun.

And got me out of prison.

Okay. Well answer this question for me.

What about the last name?

Some fat guy read some
shit and burned some incense.

And shoved a ring on my finger.

This is Michelle. It's
got your signature on it.

I was forced to sign that.

You deceived me Michelle.

Well you abandoned me.

Abandoned you?

I'm over here breaking
my ass trying to get you

out of Singapore and
you're fucking him royally.

And who are you sleeping
with every night I was gone?

He claims you stole his ruby, Michelle.

A family heirloom.

I earned that.

Yeah.

Look, listen to me.
You have got to go back.

Listen, listen. With the twenty million
dollars, I can get you out of there.

I promise.

I can't leave you!

This marriage agreement
is a legal binding contract.

There's nothing I can do about that.

You and your husband are
not cool, Brad. Take him away!

Oh, I...

I can't believe you just did that.

You've got to go back, Michelle.
You've got to go. I'm sorry.

You're no better than he is.

You goddamn faggot!

Hey, hey.

Oh, man.

Mr. Jack Daniels, meet my good friend,
confidant and brother, Mr. Jack Tanner.

We've been friends a long time.

Boy, you sure loosened up lately.

Money.

Money does very strange things to people.

Twenty million dollars make
a man just do about anything.

And all the bastards like
Ben Story who wrote us off.

Fuck you!

Yeah, fuck the sons of bitches.

The horse they rode in on.

When we're through, we're gonna
be a couple of Paul J. Getties.

Be careful, man.

What's the fine print?

What do you mean?

Adam's conditions.

I mean, guys like him don't plop down
twenty million dollars without some rules.

Okay, there is one minor detail.

And what?

Michelle has to go back
to Singapore with him.

Why would she do that?

She's been living with
him for the last two years.

She's the one he was talking
about at dinner the other night.

Business.

This isn't about the old business at all.

No, Jack.

Not at all.

We ain't doing that.

What do you mean we ain't doing it?

We ain't selling a
Texas girl to that bastard.

She made her bed. Let her lie in it.

What kind of man are you?

Well, I'm damn sure going broke.

We ain't that broke and
we're not slave traders.

It's none of your damn business.
You don't like her anyway.

That ain't the point.

Or my dead body, this is gonna happen.

Good old Sunday school, Jack.

Fuck you.

Little bastard.

Come on!

I don't want nothing
to do with you anymore.

Start your own oil company.

You have no bit of daddy in you.

You damn sure didn't know
our daddy very well, did you?

If I'm looking at him, I
sure ain't seeing him.

What are you doing?

Looking for what rightfully is mine.

You don't own anything here.

I don't want to get into a
family feud, understand?

What does it take for you to
come home? A Swiss account?

I'll transfer the money, if
you say so, immediately.

Why'd you have to tell
Steve and everything?

To test him. And now you know.

Test? You've been
doing that your whole life.

He doesn't love you. You
have nothing left in Texas.

I'll build you a separate new house.

On that bay hill, your
favorite place, honey.

Adam, why do you have
to ruin everything for me?

You're so cruel.

I'll take care of everything,
honey. Don't you worry.

Everything will be alright.

You'll never fuck me like Steve does.

I'm not going to serve you
a second, or you're going

back to Singapore if I
have to drive you through.

Bitch!

I'm going to kill you.

Now I've got a side of him, the
next show he meets you, a soprano.

Michelle! Michelle! Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Michelle! Michelle!

Are you out of your mind? Take it easy.

Hey, take it easy.

I'll let you take over everything.

If you ever hit me again,
I'll blow his head off.

Give me my gun back!

Don't! You should have.
I want him out of here.

Well, I want you out of here.

Steven, you can't mean that.

You pack your shit. You understand?

Tell me I'm worth more to
you than 20 million dollars.

Let me go!

No!

I hate you!

So where's Michelle?

She's shopping.

I've been a fool, Lisa.

Yeah, for how long?

Long enough to believe things could
be the same between Michelle and me.

Steven, you knew.

I miss you, Lisa.

I need you for so many things.

Does this kind of talk give
you a heart-on or something?

Michelle lied to me.

What else is new?

Well, if she goes back
to Singapore with Adam,

he'll invest $20 million in my oil company.

Goody, what does that have to do with me?

I need you to talk Michelle
into going back with me.

It seems to me like you could use a friend.

Oh, you, a friend? Sure.

Michelle, how long are you
going to let these guys use you?

I mean, what do you want
for the rest of your life?

Because you're not doing it right.

Okay, here.

Push out front chest.

Okay, up shoulders.

You have a couple of options, as I see it.

You can stay here with a no-good,
penniless jerk who broke your heart.

Or you can spend a small amount of time
in purgatory and come back to heaven rich.

I'd like to turn you both into eunuchs.

I'd like to take a couple million
dollars along with their balls.

Yeah, you can laugh.

But then I'm the one that's got
to go back to Singapore sing-sing.

We have a unique opportunity here.

To spend the rest of
our lives in Rolls Royces.

At the beach, shopping, diamonds.

Just getting our nails
done and never having to

answer to another man
for as long as we live.

Do you want to have a
glass of wine and talk about it?

What's for dinner?

Steak.

Well, don't burn them
like you did last time.

I did not.

You did.

What is wrong with you?

Where's Michelle?

At the pool with Lisa.

Yeah?

What are they up to?

Go look.

You won't believe it.

Hey, girl.

Everything okay?

What's going on?

Come down here and I'll tell you.

Piss.

Fun.

Children, children, stop it! You
are going to drown the poor man!

We're going to be rich too.

Oh, well, is that a fact?

Oh, well, great. Now
what convinced you of that?

My pal here.

And when you get back,
you are going to be...

Rich!

Rhodes, Rhodes, the phone, please.

Thank you.

Oh, hi! Hold on a minute, okay? Hold on.

Adam, hold for Michelle.

Adam, I'm ready to go.

You're ready to go where?

If there's two million dollars in
my bank account in one hour.

Why the change of heart, huh?

No, there's no change of heart.
It's just a change of perception.

Okay, put Stephen back on.

I told you, I told you.
What did I tell you?

Now, now, listen. If
it's a trick, my men will

see to it that you lose
your balls. Understand?

When will I have my money?

Hey, why so eager, huh? In two days.

I think she loves you.

Drink up, sir. Drink up.

Okay, there's only
one thing left to decide.

Which one of us adores you the most?

Drowning.

Right now. I do believe I've
died and gone to heaven.

I don't know what you said or
what you did, but it was like a charm.

Okay. Let me have a toast.
This one's yours, honey.

A toast? To Stephen
Tanner, a real man's man.

And to wealth and sex and
fun and, did I say $20 million?

And the Tanner Oil Company.

So what did she say that
made you change your mind?

Oh, just girls talk.

Girls talk?

Michelle, I'm sorry that I hit you.

Oh, I understand. I was being a brat.

Hey, let's drink up.

Here.

Ooh, I like that. Oh.

Oh, I miss that.

Yeah. Here, honey. Come on.

Here.

Cheers.

Hurry.

Before those bubbles go away.

Yeah, honey.

Kiss me.

Honey? Are you okay?

Republic National Bank, how can I help you?

Yes, this is Michelle Drake, and I'd
like to check my balance on my account.

Could I have your account number, please?

Okay, it's, um, one, two,
two, oh, oh, oh, six, six, one.

Okay, just a moment, ma'am.

Uh...

I show a balance of $2,235,47.

Okay, thank you.

Okay, I'll be there in 30 minutes, Lisa.

Woo!

Oh, my God!

Uh, wait!

I told you it would work.

Miss Bell?

Are we done?

Where is Lisa?

Bring her on!

He's coming, he's coming!

In Singapore we don't get this, you know.

Oh, you don't?

Hey, how did you find
out it was my birthday?

I have my ways, I have my ways.

Oh, me too, you little devil.

Cheers!

Alright.

That's lion dancing, right?

It sure is.

That's lion dancing.

We love CU!

Make a wish and blow out the candles.

All of that!

What, a gift?

A gift.

Uh, what's this?

It's cocaine.

I don't do...

You have to try it.

Come on, it's a Texas party.

Oh, I...

Go ahead.

Come on.

All right.

How do I do it?

Okay, don't blow out.

Just sniff it.

One nostril, just sniff it.

Come on.

You're going to watch out for me, right?

Of course, of course.

Okay.

I'm going to try it.

Okay.

I'm going to try it.

Okay.

I'm going to try it.

Okay.

I'm going to try it.

Okay.

I'm going to try it.

Okay.

I'm going to try it.

Okay.

Here it goes.

Oh, it itches.

I think you need some
more to drink, Sheriff.

It's better than tiger balm.

Okay, do another one, do another one.

Really?

Wait, wait.

Here we go.

All right.

Woo!

All right.

Woo!

All right.

Woo!

All right.

Woo!

All right.

Woo!

All right.

Woo!

All right.

Woo!

All right.

Woo!

All right.

Woo!

All right.

Everybody, you under arrest,
put your hands in the air. Now!

Go! Get out!

Now!

Don't move!

Drug, you're not a federal offence, Brian.

Yes, sir.

You're under arrest, boy.

Get out of here.

Hey, hey.

Sandra.

You're under arrest.

You have the right to remain silent.

Damn, I've heard that before.

Will you shut up?

Sandra, call the consulate of Singapore.

In fact, call the president
of the United States.

I told him to do his campaign.

Sure, I will.

Right on it.

Singapore, huh?

Well, that's where we're
going to send your ass.

Sandra, you gotta help me.

You're my only friend.

Adam, happy birthday.

You're damn lucky you
donated to the president's

campaign or your
ass would be in jail.

Now you get on back to Singapore
and don't come back. You hear?

Goodbye, Texas. I've had a wonderful time.

I'll be back.

La dee la doo dum dum dum

Hey fellas, fellas, what
are you guys doing?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Fellas, hey, I mean,
can't we talk this over?

I mean, that's my desk.

That's my desk.