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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,967 --> 00:00:35,967 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 2 00:00:54,767 --> 00:00:57,281 Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 3 00:00:59,887 --> 00:01:05,245 - Smell what a delicacy! Now that's perfect, "Shatush". - Chatù... 4 00:01:05,287 --> 00:01:09,439 With this calamari of paccheri the fourth no one takes our hats off! 5 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:12,559 Here I am! Sorry for the delay. What should we do? 6 00:01:12,607 --> 00:01:14,916 Nothing! You don't have to do anything at all 7 00:01:14,967 --> 00:01:17,401 But today?! Now that I'm in the mood to create... 8 00:01:17,447 --> 00:01:20,405 With these hands, dear, my love, I create, I create... 9 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:22,967 No! You don't do it with these hands nothing at all, understand? 10 00:01:23,007 --> 00:01:27,159 - Because over there is Gianfranco Vissani, the food critic. - The great Vissani? 11 00:01:27,207 --> 00:01:31,120 But be smart, right? He uses my magic touch, please, I'll do something for you... 12 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:35,365 Hands off! In this kitchen Today you must not touch anything, do you understand? 13 00:01:35,407 --> 00:01:37,318 But why? 14 00:01:37,367 --> 00:01:44,523 My Gualtiero, my "panzarottiello", you will also be a great chef but people don't understand you. 15 00:01:44,567 --> 00:01:47,525 Gualtiero, you are an inc... misunderstood, you are misunderstood. 16 00:01:47,567 --> 00:01:52,721 - Because you make dishes that are too imaginative. - (in incorrect Italian) Just "assholes". 17 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:57,716 "Assholes"? So you know what? Go ahead you with your dialect cuisine. It's disgusting! 18 00:01:57,767 --> 00:02:02,477 Without my international dishes, with mine inspiration, you'll never get the fourth hat! 19 00:02:02,527 --> 00:02:06,406 And when I say never it's never! Did you understand? I tell you never! 20 00:02:06,447 --> 00:02:08,677 - "Ciatox"! - It's Chatù... - Throw away the paccheri! 21 00:02:08,727 --> 00:02:13,243 - Cook them for 9 minutes, plate and take to Vissani's table. Listen to me! - Okay. 22 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:17,279 (CHATU' HUMMS) 23 00:02:17,327 --> 00:02:20,956 (in incorrect Italian) Stop, stop! The lady said you must not touch. 24 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:23,475 But get out of the way, Madonna's little Indian! 25 00:02:23,527 --> 00:02:27,122 I will turn this sauce into a delicacy, in a treat! Come away! 26 00:02:27,167 --> 00:02:31,957 Ninth! You have to pass over my body! You don't have to touch! 27 00:02:32,007 --> 00:02:36,364 Look at a donkey flying! Look how it flies! There it is! Eh! How it flies... Here, take it! 28 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:38,637 I did it dry. 29 00:02:38,687 --> 00:02:45,286 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 30 00:02:45,647 --> 00:02:51,085 Doctor Vissani, I hope that my calamarata of paccheri is up to her refined palate. 31 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:54,517 If it's like last year, the fourth hat is certain. 32 00:02:54,567 --> 00:02:59,766 I still remember how good it was. But hasn't that changed anything? 33 00:02:59,807 --> 00:03:04,597 But let's not really joke! It is not nothing changed, not even an ingredient. 34 00:03:05,807 --> 00:03:11,837 Dark chocolate! Ah, funds, funds... Unripe persimmon powder extract. 35 00:03:13,567 --> 00:03:20,518 Persimmons, persimmons... Marron glacè, marron glacè... Why, right? Touches, touches... 36 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:22,956 Sprinkle of ginger! 37 00:03:26,927 --> 00:03:31,955 With just a few touches this banal calamarata has become a "gualtiemarata"... 38 00:03:32,007 --> 00:03:34,999 Food of the gods... fantastic, exquisite! 39 00:03:36,847 --> 00:03:39,805 (in Neapolitan) Madonna of Carmine! Go away, go away... 40 00:03:39,847 --> 00:03:42,964 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 41 00:03:43,007 --> 00:03:45,647 - (Gualtiero) "Et voilà", taste. - (Beata) Take it away! Take away! 42 00:03:47,367 --> 00:03:50,882 (softly) - Wait... Be good... - Wretched man! 43 00:03:52,807 --> 00:03:57,198 - What rubbish! What is it? - Wait, I can explain everything to you! 44 00:03:57,247 --> 00:04:01,035 Forget the fourth hat! Poisoner! 45 00:04:01,087 --> 00:04:06,286 Gualtiero! 46 00:04:06,327 --> 00:04:08,522 Busy! 47 00:04:12,487 --> 00:04:16,241 - Have you seen the technology, "Pikachu"? - No, it's Chatù... 48 00:04:17,447 --> 00:04:20,644 The lady is very clever she sets the burglar alarm for her husband. 49 00:04:20,687 --> 00:04:23,804 By force! Otherwise that will cause some more trouble. 50 00:04:25,127 --> 00:04:31,236 Come here. Look at this masterpiece, a work of art! Look at those "tracchiulelle"! 51 00:04:31,287 --> 00:04:36,042 - In half an hour this married soup will be perfect, "Sciador". - It's Chatù! 52 00:04:36,087 --> 00:04:41,764 This time we do it to Gianfranco Vissani think again... So he gives us the hat back. 53 00:04:41,807 --> 00:04:43,877 - Hey, "Sartù"! - It's Chatù! 54 00:04:43,927 --> 00:04:47,078 - Are we sure that Gualtiero hasn't been seen around? - I didn't see him. 55 00:04:47,127 --> 00:04:50,039 Careful, because that he is able to always slip in. 56 00:04:52,047 --> 00:04:57,121 Gualtiero is like a sewer rat! Yes slip in quietly and you won't even notice! 57 00:04:57,167 --> 00:05:01,046 - Here there is only THE hat. - (Beata) Then let's go. 58 00:05:03,007 --> 00:05:05,043 (TOILET FLUSHING NOISE) 59 00:05:09,567 --> 00:05:14,322 I'm a Transformer! From toilet to chef! And what a cook! 60 00:05:15,327 --> 00:05:17,682 But making a cup is a shitty job. 61 00:05:17,727 --> 00:05:21,436 Now I'll fix you up... I'll fix you up! 62 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:24,445 A little mussel juice... 63 00:05:24,487 --> 00:05:27,957 Some molasses, molasses... Molasses or no molasses? 64 00:05:28,007 --> 00:05:32,000 Molasses or Don't Leave Me? No, not molasses, not molasses. 65 00:05:32,047 --> 00:05:36,279 A sprinkle of guacamole. Guacamole... 66 00:05:36,327 --> 00:05:38,318 Honey from Val di Non. 67 00:05:38,367 --> 00:05:41,120 (in French) A little, a little, a little... 68 00:05:41,167 --> 00:05:44,079 (with a French accent) It takes a lot little to add flavor. 69 00:05:45,527 --> 00:05:47,563 (Gualtiero) Here it is! Ready for Vissani! 70 00:05:49,967 --> 00:05:53,004 Other than giving it back to you I take my hat off! 71 00:05:53,047 --> 00:05:57,563 Gualtiero! 72 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,882 Busy! 73 00:06:03,127 --> 00:06:06,881 - Take the mussels, "Caucciù" - Chatù! - It's the same thing. 74 00:06:06,927 --> 00:06:10,556 Enough! What a humiliation! What a shame! 75 00:06:10,607 --> 00:06:13,121 A crazy humiliation! I will resort to Masterchef! 76 00:06:13,167 --> 00:06:18,082 - For extreme evils, extreme remedies! This is how you "learn". - "I learn", "I learn"... 77 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:20,721 - Let's go, "Dudù"! - Chatù! 78 00:06:20,767 --> 00:06:22,917 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 79 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:25,322 (Gualtiero) They want to stop my creative genius? 80 00:06:26,327 --> 00:06:29,046 But I'm a great chef from head to toe. 81 00:06:30,727 --> 00:06:34,117 To make this dish more delicious... 82 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:37,603 The berries! The berries! We need the berries, here they are. 83 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:41,401 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 84 00:06:41,447 --> 00:06:44,564 Here... Anise. 85 00:06:45,767 --> 00:06:48,600 Eh, anise is needed, it is needed. 86 00:06:48,647 --> 00:06:51,161 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 87 00:06:51,207 --> 00:06:56,918 Ah! Coffee. We needed decaf, but I have to make do with what there is. 88 00:06:56,967 --> 00:06:59,720 That's it, that's it! Ah! 89 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:05,000 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 90 00:07:05,047 --> 00:07:07,197 A nice "ravanatina"... 91 00:07:07,247 --> 00:07:12,924 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 92 00:07:12,967 --> 00:07:16,596 But the scent isn't the best... Ah, no, well, it's the feet. 93 00:07:16,647 --> 00:07:18,717 You need to check the salt. 94 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:25,035 Yummy! Neither savory nor salty. Fantastic! Ah! Vissani will go crazy! 95 00:07:25,087 --> 00:07:28,284 Ma'am, I'm giving you one last chance. 96 00:07:28,327 --> 00:07:31,663 Shiva, Shiva, San Gennaro, take care of it! Shiva, Shiva, San Gennaro, take care of it! 97 00:07:31,687 --> 00:07:34,759 (VERSE OF DISGUST BY VISSANI) 98 00:07:34,807 --> 00:07:38,800 Gualtiero! 99 00:07:38,847 --> 00:07:41,315 Busy! 100 00:07:41,367 --> 00:07:48,603 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 101 00:07:48,647 --> 00:07:54,404 I would have thought about creating some strawberry suppli and ginger or crazy water lasagna, eh? 102 00:07:54,447 --> 00:07:58,963 Look, dad, you've caused too much trouble. You must not set foot in here. Never. 103 00:08:00,167 --> 00:08:02,397 - But you even hired me! - Certain. 104 00:08:02,447 --> 00:08:07,077 But I only did it to turn the business into a family business. Accountant tricks. 105 00:08:07,127 --> 00:08:11,837 Gualtiero! For goodness' sake, do it for my love! Swear you'll quit this chef vocation. 106 00:08:11,887 --> 00:08:16,119 But if I made you a calamarata of paccheri very good, very tasty, very tasty! 107 00:08:16,167 --> 00:08:20,160 No! You "caught" the squid a paccheri", it's different! 108 00:08:20,207 --> 00:08:23,404 - But what will you do without me? - We'll do it, we'll do it... 109 00:08:23,447 --> 00:08:28,077 But do you even talk?! Well, do you know what I'm telling you? I'm quitting! 110 00:08:30,847 --> 00:08:32,917 (GUALTIERO SPITS) 111 00:08:33,967 --> 00:08:35,958 - Thank you, San Gennaro! - Yes! Yes! 112 00:08:36,007 --> 00:08:39,602 (Gualtiero) Here's my hat reserve. I will find someone who appreciates me! 113 00:08:39,647 --> 00:08:44,038 Finally things they are going in the right direction. 114 00:08:44,087 --> 00:08:50,845 No! No! That verse is wrong, no. This is the true performance of the company. 115 00:08:50,887 --> 00:08:53,924 At the peak?! We are ruined... 116 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,527 - But we are not bankrupt. - Ah! That's better! 117 00:08:56,567 --> 00:08:59,718 But only because I don't answer to suppliers for months. 118 00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:01,803 Because otherwise, instead... 119 00:09:02,967 --> 00:09:06,323 Luckily there's a catering competition of the G7. If we win the contract... 120 00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:09,359 - We are even more ruined! - Moreover? And why? 121 00:09:09,407 --> 00:09:14,800 Why to organize the G7 catering there he wants a lot of money and who advances it to us? 122 00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:17,361 And why are you laughing, you idiot? Laugh! 123 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:21,482 - "Hello"! - Oh, mom! - Ah! - What is it? 124 00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:25,236 - How did you get together? - Like Melania, Trump's wife. 125 00:09:25,287 --> 00:09:29,838 Love, when we go to the G7 I'll make you look great. 126 00:09:31,647 --> 00:09:35,401 Because, his wife knows nothing of this situation? 127 00:09:35,447 --> 00:09:38,757 No, on the contrary, she wants to do a website about the company. 128 00:09:38,807 --> 00:09:41,807 - Does your wife understand computers? - It's the only thing he understands. 129 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:45,203 By dint of shopping online she became better than Zuckerberg. 130 00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:48,803 Here, thanks. 131 00:09:49,447 --> 00:09:52,883 - Good morning! I'm a famous chef! - Yes, I imagined it. 132 00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:56,363 Sixth sense? I'll never part with it! 133 00:09:56,407 --> 00:10:00,116 I would have brought some with me of my most famous dishes to taste... 134 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,476 in case you need it of a starred chef. 135 00:10:02,527 --> 00:10:04,757 Here I am. And here is also the business card. 136 00:10:04,807 --> 00:10:08,720 Yes, leave it here, I'll get them to Dr. Galli, it is he who decides. 137 00:10:08,767 --> 00:10:12,157 - They are so good, I can hardly put them down. - Do as you like. 138 00:10:13,367 --> 00:10:15,756 Here! (THE GIRL SCREAMS IN PAIN) 139 00:10:19,007 --> 00:10:24,718 Ubaldo will be happy. So he will remain the only one competitor competing for the G7 catering. 140 00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:27,565 And he laughs, the idiot. What's so funny Always? (CELL PHONE RINGING) 141 00:10:27,607 --> 00:10:32,123 - Eh! - It has antennas! - No, he really has horns! 142 00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:36,240 Oh mama! I hate this asshole. 143 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,847 Ubaldo dearest! How are you? 144 00:10:38,887 --> 00:10:43,244 Hello, Furio! I'm in Riva del Garda, I'm marrying an American couple. 145 00:10:43,287 --> 00:10:49,601 He's a billionaire and she... a "whore"! 146 00:10:49,647 --> 00:10:52,241 (in English) - Do you like cake? - Yes! - Yes! 147 00:10:52,287 --> 00:10:55,303 So, how are we going Fulvio? You're ready for the race? Who did you hire as your chef? 148 00:10:55,327 --> 00:11:00,082 - Shoot, shoot, shoot! - I'll shoot myself. 149 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:03,358 - I abandon the race. - How do you abandon the race?! 150 00:11:03,407 --> 00:11:05,398 Don't pretend you're sorry. 151 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:09,838 You win the contract for the G7, without having to challenge my catering. 152 00:11:09,887 --> 00:11:14,005 If you don't participate they will say that there is a "mix-up", which we agree with. 153 00:11:14,047 --> 00:11:16,880 They open an investigation, Cantone arrives and goodbye "contract"! 154 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:22,081 No, listen, Furio, listen! No, listen to me, Furio, you have to participate! 155 00:11:22,127 --> 00:11:27,963 I can't participate. Shut up! I don't even have the money to make breadsticks. 156 00:11:28,007 --> 00:11:33,798 No, Furio! Furio, listen, listen to me: If you participate, I will pay off your debts. 157 00:11:36,527 --> 00:11:38,916 - Everyone? - Everyone! 158 00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:42,437 Yes! But look at his face! 159 00:11:42,487 --> 00:11:46,241 But you have to lose! 160 00:11:46,287 --> 00:11:50,678 And of course I lose! I'm hiring the worst chef ever! 161 00:11:50,727 --> 00:11:54,003 She will be the mother of all defeats! 162 00:11:57,287 --> 00:11:59,517 No, I'll chase you away, I have to chase you away. 163 00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:06,199 Doctor Galli, a cook has arrived, with an example of tasting. 164 00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:09,080 But look at this idiot if he had to smash my hand! 165 00:12:11,847 --> 00:12:15,601 Anyway, good news for me they make me hungry. 166 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:18,366 Let's see a little that this gentleman prepared... 167 00:12:18,407 --> 00:12:26,200 Oh, but! A semifreddo, eh? The look it's not bad... colorful... Let's see... 168 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,797 Here you go. 169 00:12:30,887 --> 00:12:37,884 (VERSES OF DISGUST) 170 00:12:37,927 --> 00:12:42,239 It's the most disgusting thing I have never eaten in my life! Taste. 171 00:12:42,287 --> 00:12:45,643 - (Gentiletti) No, no, no, no! - No! - No... Please, no! 172 00:12:45,687 --> 00:12:47,996 This is the worst chef in the world! 173 00:12:48,047 --> 00:12:50,607 Eat, don't get dirty which can be infectious. Have you seen? 174 00:12:50,647 --> 00:12:52,703 - Mom, how disgusting! - Did you see? - Mom! Mom, how disgusting! 175 00:12:52,727 --> 00:12:59,280 It's a "stink"! This is the worst chef in the world! 176 00:12:59,327 --> 00:13:03,525 She is the greatest chef in the world! I swear! 177 00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:06,423 - Never eaten anything like it. Never. Tell him! - No, never. - Never, never. 178 00:13:06,447 --> 00:13:11,919 Finally someone who understands me! I was born to cook! Thank you! 179 00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:19,442 Leave her! You, Mr. Saporito, will be my chef for the next G7 summit. 180 00:13:19,487 --> 00:13:25,119 - Of the G7? G7? - Yes, it's just a matter of passing the tender, but I'm... 181 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:29,604 - Wait a minute! It's not like I can do it all alone, sorry. We need staff. - Certain. 182 00:13:29,647 --> 00:13:34,516 I need a cook's help, I need a sommelier, I need a pastry chef... 183 00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:42,165 - Can we find people with his abilities? - With his abilities... almost. 184 00:13:42,207 --> 00:13:45,643 But I'm moved! I'm touched! When do we want to start, right away? 185 00:13:45,687 --> 00:13:48,645 In the next few days there will be a tender... 186 00:13:48,687 --> 00:13:54,205 right in the city that will host the G7, which will be held at Christmas, in Trento. 187 00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:58,638 In Trento, at Christmas. Oh good! Listen to something... for the advance payment? 188 00:13:58,687 --> 00:14:00,757 Um... You say. 189 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:06,245 - But I think ten thousand is enough. - Ten thousand is fine, yes. 190 00:14:06,287 --> 00:14:10,166 - You advance them for the first few expenses... - How do I anticipate them?! 191 00:14:10,207 --> 00:14:15,406 Don't tell me that a chef of his caliber he has problems for ten thousand euros. 192 00:14:15,447 --> 00:14:17,483 I have no problem with ten thousand euros! 193 00:14:17,527 --> 00:14:19,543 It's just that my wife holds the cash register, a rotisserie... 194 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,922 which she never believed in my qualities. 195 00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:26,367 - And he won't give me the money for the race! He won't give them to me! - He doesn't give them to him. - No... 196 00:14:26,687 --> 00:14:32,717 Ouch! And here... We must find a system, that is... You, I don't know... 197 00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:36,396 She doesn't have some distant relative, I don't know... an aunt... 198 00:14:36,447 --> 00:14:42,283 I only have one grandmother left in the hinterland Milanese, in Rogoredo. Grandma Peppa. 199 00:14:42,327 --> 00:14:45,763 And then you organize the Grandma Peppa's funeral. 200 00:14:45,807 --> 00:14:50,517 But he's doing great! She did the tests last week and they are perfect. 201 00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:54,640 She gets money for the funeral and she doesn't do it. 202 00:14:54,687 --> 00:14:56,962 - And who do I do it to? - To his sister! 203 00:14:58,447 --> 00:15:02,520 (Gualtiero) One, two, three, Peppina makes coffee. Here you are... 204 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:06,845 One, two, three, Peppina makes coffee. Enough... 205 00:15:06,887 --> 00:15:10,596 - One, two, three, Peppina makes coffee... - Gualtiero, what happened? 206 00:15:10,647 --> 00:15:13,036 Grandma Peppina has died! Grandma Peppa has died! 207 00:15:13,087 --> 00:15:15,806 - It's gone! It's gone! - She Is she dead? 208 00:15:15,847 --> 00:15:18,463 - Has Grandma Peppa died? - Grandma Peppa has died! -How did she die? 209 00:15:18,487 --> 00:15:23,561 She had a "shock"! The blood clot has started. Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy! And she's "shocked"... 210 00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:28,680 - Oh, Jesus, what a terrible thing! - How bad is that? The G7? 211 00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:32,720 - The G7? - Um... Yes... 212 00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:35,725 No, because she as she is dead her while she played naval battle... 213 00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,903 - But who, the grandmother? - Grandma! She played naval battle. 214 00:15:37,927 --> 00:15:40,263 - Did grandmother play naval battle? She-she Played naval battle! 215 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:43,279 When the G7 arrived it sank. 216 00:15:44,807 --> 00:15:47,526 - And now who's thinking about the funeral? - I! 217 00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:50,320 I've already done the estimate. It takes ten thousand euros. 218 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,723 - Ten thousand euros for a funeral?! - Certain! 219 00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:57,237 It takes two thousand euros only for the oven kit. 220 00:15:57,287 --> 00:16:02,281 - But what does the oven have to do with it, Gualtiero? - But we'll cremate her! - Ah! 221 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:07,046 - And when do you have to leave? - Right away! Immediately. And I'll be gone for seven days. 222 00:16:07,087 --> 00:16:09,362 Seven days for a cremation? But that's exaggerated! 223 00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:12,080 But we cremate it on a slow flame! Very slow fire. 224 00:16:12,127 --> 00:16:16,598 That nice crust must come which she liked so much. 225 00:16:16,647 --> 00:16:19,525 - One, two, three, Peppina makes coffee... - Peppina makes coffee... 226 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:21,603 So, will you give me ten thousand euros? 227 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,327 - One, two, three, Peppina makes coffee... - Peppina makes coffee... 228 00:16:24,607 --> 00:16:29,044 - Of course golf is a very tiring sport. - Because you're not trained. 229 00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:33,205 Anyway, with the elements I found we will definitely lose this race. 230 00:16:33,247 --> 00:16:37,479 Sure you have found the worst of the worst the worst of what's out there? 231 00:16:37,527 --> 00:16:40,325 Doctor, modestly this is my specialty. 232 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,439 I remind you that I have them introduced his wife. 233 00:16:43,487 --> 00:16:46,923 Ah, no, that's right, you're right. When it's right, it's right, sorry. 234 00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:51,006 - So... here it is... - Who is? 235 00:16:51,047 --> 00:16:53,766 This is the perfect chef assistant for us. 236 00:16:53,807 --> 00:16:57,356 - But doesn't he work in a starred restaurant in Naples? - Yes, he worked. 237 00:16:57,407 --> 00:17:02,037 Then, unfortunately, he fell ill with glossitis and anosmia. 238 00:17:03,887 --> 00:17:05,923 - Terrible. - Terrible. 239 00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:09,482 - I'm so sorry. - Eh, bad things. - What the fuck is this glossitis? 240 00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:15,045 He practically doesn't hear anymore neither the smells nor the tastes. Nothing! 241 00:17:15,087 --> 00:17:19,399 - What are you laughing at, you idiot? It's a tragedy! And laughs! - No, because he... 242 00:17:20,487 --> 00:17:23,638 Perfect! It's him! Bravo! 243 00:17:23,687 --> 00:17:28,602 Have you sometimes even seen an imbecile... Keep my fingers sweating. It's him! 244 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:31,559 What an unbearable stench! 245 00:17:31,607 --> 00:17:34,167 Here's the pimp. 246 00:17:36,127 --> 00:17:41,121 - A little to you... A little to me... - How disgusting! What are you doing? 247 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:45,877 It's the force of habit: I have to taste. I don't feel anything anyway. 248 00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:49,643 - Do you want some? - For fuck's sake! 249 00:17:49,687 --> 00:17:52,201 Oh! I see you like it! 250 00:17:52,247 --> 00:17:55,000 - Mr Cacace? - Yes? - Yes... 251 00:17:55,047 --> 00:17:59,040 - They need you at the next summit. - Why are they having a summit on pigs? 252 00:17:59,087 --> 00:18:04,207 No. You will be the official assistant chef of the next G7. 253 00:18:04,247 --> 00:18:08,035 - Health! Is he cold? - No! Here. 254 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,157 - But what are you saying? - Here you are. 255 00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:13,283 - But is it Galli catering? - Exact! 256 00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:16,524 - Ah, G7! - The G7. - But then it's true. 257 00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:21,163 So it's true! Love! Love! Where? Love, let's go to the G7! 258 00:18:21,207 --> 00:18:24,324 - But is his wife in the pigsty? - But what a wife! I'm single. 259 00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:27,643 Here she is! She is Mine! 260 00:18:27,687 --> 00:18:32,807 - Ah! But you bought a little pig! - No! Mia is the pig's name! 261 00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:39,605 Let's go to the G7, love, let's go to the G7! Do you know where we're going? At the G7! Let's go to the G7! 262 00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:48,958 Doctor Galli, as I promised you, here is our sommelier. 263 00:18:49,007 --> 00:18:53,239 - Judging by the nose, this has more wine in the body than in the cellar. - Yes... Yes... 264 00:18:53,287 --> 00:18:57,724 - And what is it? What's laughing? Who is? - Filippo Tosti. 265 00:18:57,767 --> 00:19:02,716 - Filippo Tosti... The name tells me something... - Now he's out of the loop. 266 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:06,999 Yes, because he came as a result of drinking liver shot and he had to stop. 267 00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:09,766 He only drinks a drop, it remains dry. 268 00:19:09,807 --> 00:19:14,722 But it's "genius"! A sommelier who can no longer drink. - Exactly. 269 00:19:14,767 --> 00:19:16,837 Have you seen? Sometimes even an idiot can... 270 00:19:17,647 --> 00:19:21,401 - Mr. Filippo Tosti is over there. - Let him in. 271 00:19:22,927 --> 00:19:26,363 - Filippo Tosti. - Please, have a seat. - Thank you. 272 00:19:26,407 --> 00:19:34,407 Hello... Good morning... I have the summons that you did to me for the job... What? 273 00:19:36,727 --> 00:19:40,037 - But who is he? But you are not Filippo Tosti. - No, I... 274 00:19:40,087 --> 00:19:46,196 This one in the photograph was my grandfather. We had the same name, it was used in Sicily. 275 00:19:46,247 --> 00:19:48,966 - How did we "have"? - My grandfather died. 276 00:19:50,687 --> 00:19:54,423 Crazy thing. My aunt woke me up the day before yesterday, calls my grandmother and says: "Do you know that..." 277 00:19:54,447 --> 00:19:58,360 - Who cares how he died?! - We have now given his name. 278 00:20:01,007 --> 00:20:06,479 And what do I do without Filippo Tosti? What do I do without Tosti? 279 00:20:06,527 --> 00:20:12,045 - Excuse me, I see you loved him very much. - To whom? - To my grandfather, this one who died. 280 00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:15,796 It's bad news. I lost the sommelier... 281 00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:18,998 Excuse me, I don't want... but since I'm here... 282 00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:23,165 - If you had a job for me I could do anything... - No, I have nothing. 283 00:20:23,207 --> 00:20:25,596 - No, no, it's not what... - Anything... 284 00:20:25,647 --> 00:20:29,606 Apart from the sommelier because I'm a teetotaler, but I would do anything, even... 285 00:20:29,647 --> 00:20:36,041 It's an interesting topic. Namesake of the sommelier... teetotal? 286 00:20:36,087 --> 00:20:41,161 Totally teetotal. That is, I feel It smells like wine, it makes me sick. 287 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:46,076 - Perfect! I'll hire you as a sommelier! - But I'm a teetotaler... 288 00:20:46,127 --> 00:20:50,200 What an ugly word "teetotal"... Let's say "not drinking", here. 289 00:20:50,247 --> 00:20:54,957 But being a protected category is entitled to the position of sommelier. 290 00:20:55,447 --> 00:20:59,122 Here you are! For desserts I found the right person. 291 00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:04,120 - And does the pastry chef have a suitable profile for us? - She IS a woman. 292 00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:06,362 "She's a woman"... What, women don't have profiles?! 293 00:21:06,407 --> 00:21:11,435 No, she took eight pastry courses and they always rejected it. 294 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:14,047 It's as bad as she can get in the world of desserts. 295 00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:17,124 Then she withdrew, but she continues to stay in the branch. 296 00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:20,125 Her name is Pearl, but they call her "the pastry chef". 297 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,635 It's perfect! She has a really nice CV! 298 00:21:22,687 --> 00:21:26,077 Yes, yes, that one is really beautiful! Look, look... 299 00:21:27,247 --> 00:21:31,638 - What a great CV! - You like it, huh? - Oh! Stay in your place! 300 00:21:31,687 --> 00:21:39,687 (MUSIC FROM "I WILL SURVIVE" BY GLORIA GAYNOR) 301 00:21:45,927 --> 00:21:53,927 (Whistling and shouting) 302 00:22:02,207 --> 00:22:05,563 (Woman, from the radio) This is headquarters 4040, say. 303 00:22:05,607 --> 00:22:08,246 I'm Becco Felice, Pisa 23. 304 00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:12,485 I would need a replacement. I have to to pick up my wife Perla from work. 305 00:22:12,527 --> 00:22:14,983 (Woman, from the radio) But how? It's midnight! Is your wife working at this time? 306 00:22:15,007 --> 00:22:17,943 Yes, she is a pastry chef, she prepares desserts for dinners. At private homes. 307 00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:21,164 (Woman, from the radio) Lucky her. Always Better than being here sorting taxis. 308 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:24,995 It's not a simple thing. Perla works a lot. He works his ass off... 309 00:22:25,047 --> 00:22:29,598 (MUSIC FROM "I WILL SURVIVE" BY GLORIA GAYNOR) 310 00:22:29,647 --> 00:22:33,276 - Hey! "Bombona perchiata"! - She You look at yourself but you don't touch yourself. 311 00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:37,843 Come on... Damn it! 312 00:22:37,887 --> 00:22:40,606 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 313 00:22:41,087 --> 00:22:44,079 - Hi love. How is it going? - (Happy) I'm down here waiting for you. 314 00:22:44,127 --> 00:22:48,439 - I have some wonderful news to give you. - Meaning what? - Let me touch the mimosas. 315 00:22:48,487 --> 00:22:51,399 - Hands off! - (Happy) How, sorry? 316 00:22:51,447 --> 00:22:54,678 Hands off the cakes, I wanted to say... 317 00:22:54,727 --> 00:22:57,844 "Kill"! I liked them, huh? As always. 318 00:22:57,887 --> 00:22:59,923 Do you want to see the "mess"? 319 00:23:03,527 --> 00:23:05,563 I'm done, I'll be right down. 320 00:23:06,367 --> 00:23:09,677 - HI! - Hello, "sugar girl". 321 00:23:09,727 --> 00:23:17,042 Here, this one's for you. It's by Furio Galli Catering. It was open and I took a peek. 322 00:23:17,087 --> 00:23:20,284 - And what do they want from me? - Are you ready? - Yes. 323 00:23:20,327 --> 00:23:25,321 Felice Becco's wife will be the pastry chef in the catering tender for... 324 00:23:25,367 --> 00:23:27,881 - For? - For? - For what? 325 00:23:27,927 --> 00:23:32,717 - The G7 summit. - I? - Yes! You're happy, aren't you? - No! 326 00:23:32,767 --> 00:23:39,400 No, I mean this thing is too much challenging. And then what need is there? 327 00:23:39,447 --> 00:23:43,281 In the end we also managed the mortgage to pay it more or less like this, right? 328 00:23:43,327 --> 00:23:46,983 - But you don't want to give up making desserts for the seven most powerful men in the world. - Yes! 329 00:23:47,007 --> 00:23:51,205 - Yes? How, yes?! - Happy, enough, I'm not going! - But why? I do not understand... 330 00:23:51,247 --> 00:23:55,240 Is there something I don't know? It's one thing top secret? A "misunderstanding"? 331 00:23:55,287 --> 00:24:00,486 - No... It's just... - It's just... 332 00:24:00,527 --> 00:24:07,365 - I'm going! I'm a pastry chef after all... - In conclusion? No, you are "the" pastry chef! 333 00:24:07,407 --> 00:24:11,241 And if everyone wants your treats it means you make them very well, tasty. 334 00:24:11,287 --> 00:24:15,997 - And this time I'll accompany you. The taximeter starts. - You don't want to make me pay for the ride? 335 00:24:16,047 --> 00:24:19,722 You're about to become the pastry chef from the G7, You can afford it, right? 336 00:24:19,767 --> 00:24:27,767 (SOLEMN MUSIC) 337 00:24:41,207 --> 00:24:49,207 (in Spanish) Ladies and gentlemen, you know the rules. 338 00:24:49,527 --> 00:24:54,282 (in Spanish) Remember that any irregularity... 339 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:58,843 even if committed by just one of the participants... 340 00:24:58,887 --> 00:25:02,243 will be punished with exclusion from the brigade. 341 00:25:03,207 --> 00:25:09,521 (in Spanish) He will ensure that it is carried out correctly of the race Lieutenant Mariolina Tucci. 342 00:25:10,447 --> 00:25:15,567 My name is Mario Linatucci, not Mariolina Tucci. 343 00:25:15,607 --> 00:25:17,757 (in Spanish) Forgive me, I don't know Italian well. 344 00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:20,116 I understand, but here we are always making excuses! 345 00:25:20,167 --> 00:25:23,876 As you know, the members of the jury are secret. 346 00:25:23,927 --> 00:25:29,126 Do not attempt to discover their identity and above all to corrupt them. 347 00:25:29,167 --> 00:25:34,924 That will be my main task to monitor any irregularities. 348 00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:37,686 "Quisque faber fortunatee suae". 349 00:25:38,527 --> 00:25:40,563 (JOURNALISTS LAUGHTER) 350 00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:45,158 I think I killed a ball. It came back to me! I have a ball and three tonsils! 351 00:25:45,207 --> 00:25:48,563 (in Spanish) May the best win! Shake hands. 352 00:25:48,607 --> 00:25:56,607 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 353 00:26:09,807 --> 00:26:14,676 Come on, he seems a little too sure of himself your chef. Are you sure he cooks like shit? 354 00:26:14,727 --> 00:26:19,039 Don't worry, Gualtiero is not a pussy, he is the mother of all blowjobs! 355 00:26:19,087 --> 00:26:23,046 - What a blowjob? - The mother... - What a blowjob?! - Pippa's mother... 356 00:26:23,087 --> 00:26:28,286 - Pippa Middleton, who is the wife of... - Carlo! ...by Carlo... William... 357 00:26:28,327 --> 00:26:32,639 - Ubaldo organized the wedding. - I don't know her! - Who? - This Pippa. 358 00:26:32,687 --> 00:26:35,485 Well, instead... she married her. 359 00:26:39,887 --> 00:26:43,323 - Guys, I'm sure we'll win the race... - (together) We will win! 360 00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:45,358 - Because I have my... - (together) Best! 361 00:26:45,407 --> 00:26:49,480 - He, for example, you can see very well that he has a great face... - Ass! 362 00:26:49,527 --> 00:26:52,519 - He has the face of an ass...-What an ass?! - Hand! As a chef! 363 00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:57,561 - He, on the other hand, has a face like... - Fuck! - From catering! 364 00:26:57,607 --> 00:27:00,485 And the young lady, you can see it immediately which is a great pass... 365 00:27:00,527 --> 00:27:04,122 - (together) A great pussy! - Oh! 366 00:27:04,167 --> 00:27:06,283 Pastry chef! Pastry chef! 367 00:27:06,327 --> 00:27:08,602 And I, on the other hand, have a face like...? 368 00:27:08,647 --> 00:27:11,923 - He's an idiot! - A "badass". - As a driver! 369 00:27:11,967 --> 00:27:15,676 - But who are you? What does she do? - I am happy. - I'm very happy for her too. 370 00:27:15,727 --> 00:27:19,879 No, I'm not happy, my name is Felice and I am Pearl's husband. 371 00:27:19,927 --> 00:27:23,715 Damn it! But she can't stay here! "Evacuate"! "Evacuate", immediately! 372 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:27,447 I can't help but "evacuate". Yes, there are a lot of them excited, but not to the point of... 373 00:27:27,487 --> 00:27:29,955 Shoo! Shoo! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! 374 00:27:30,007 --> 00:27:32,157 I hurt myself! Old! 375 00:27:32,207 --> 00:27:36,962 My team must have no distractions! No girlfriends! No husbands! 376 00:27:37,007 --> 00:27:39,157 No cell phones! No animals! (PIG GRUNTING) 377 00:27:39,207 --> 00:27:41,846 (PIG GRUNTING) No sudoku! No solitaire games! 378 00:27:41,927 --> 00:27:44,487 (PIG GRUNTING) No you porn... What is it? 379 00:27:44,527 --> 00:27:50,045 No, it's me. I have "sharp noses", every now and then I have to "redden" them. 380 00:27:50,087 --> 00:27:56,686 (PIG GRUNTING) 381 00:27:56,727 --> 00:28:00,037 Eh, okay... Ah, here it is... Like the three musketeers. 382 00:28:00,087 --> 00:28:03,966 So... one for all and all for one! 383 00:28:07,207 --> 00:28:10,358 My goodness, what a pain! But what is it? 384 00:28:10,407 --> 00:28:14,286 You mistook my ass for someone sausage?! Damn you! 385 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:24,719 - Thank you. - Have a nice stay. 386 00:28:24,767 --> 00:28:29,841 - Good morning, I have a reservation in the name... - Micheletti Laura! 387 00:28:29,887 --> 00:28:33,004 - Flavia! - What a pleasure to see you again! - Me too! 388 00:28:33,047 --> 00:28:35,641 It's been since hotel school! 389 00:28:35,687 --> 00:28:38,247 I see you did it to win the golden keys. 390 00:28:38,327 --> 00:28:42,639 - Did you see? And you? Have you become a sommelier? - Shh! 391 00:28:42,687 --> 00:28:47,317 Yes! Even international. Think I'm the judge of the G7! 392 00:28:47,367 --> 00:28:50,120 But no one should know. 393 00:28:50,167 --> 00:28:53,159 Don't worry, your secret is safe. 394 00:28:53,207 --> 00:28:58,440 Here's your room. It's ready in ten minutes. Single. 395 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:01,399 Yes, because men are like wines: 396 00:29:01,447 --> 00:29:06,077 the best are old and the youngest They have no character, but who knows... 397 00:29:07,727 --> 00:29:11,481 I have to do it, I have to do it and I have to do it. 398 00:29:17,647 --> 00:29:19,763 (VERSE OF DISGUST) 399 00:29:21,567 --> 00:29:25,845 - Are you feeling well? - Wine really disgusts me! 400 00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:29,881 - Oh mama... - But why, aren't you a sommelier? 401 00:29:29,927 --> 00:29:33,761 - Yes, I'm a sommelier, but I'm a total teetotaler. - A sommelier who doesn't drink? 402 00:29:33,807 --> 00:29:38,085 Sorry, that would be like saying my wife she's a pastry chef and she doesn't know how to make croissants. 403 00:29:38,127 --> 00:29:40,543 - And do you know how to do them? - Yes, yes she knows how to do them! 404 00:29:40,567 --> 00:29:45,243 I've never seen it but it's definitely there she knows how to do it. And then you see that she is gifted. 405 00:29:45,287 --> 00:29:48,643 Rather, you I don't see you looking too good for the G7. 406 00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:51,599 The only hope I have is if the judge were a woman. 407 00:29:51,647 --> 00:29:56,357 - But the judges are secret. - Yes, I know, but if she were a woman I would have solved it. 408 00:29:56,407 --> 00:29:59,240 - Holy shit... - If she were a slut even better. 409 00:29:59,287 --> 00:30:03,565 (in Sicilian) I would lick it all over, because women are all the same. 410 00:30:03,607 --> 00:30:08,123 (in Sicilian) - I would have the vote guaranteed. - Women are not all the same. 411 00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:11,716 - Don't you think it's a bit sexist? - But are you Sicilian? 412 00:30:11,767 --> 00:30:13,519 (in Sicilian) Of course I'm Sicilian. 413 00:30:13,567 --> 00:30:20,325 Right right. You're right, she's a chauvinist, though it's the only hope I have to win the race. 414 00:30:20,367 --> 00:30:24,246 - What if the judge doesn't fit? - I think it fits. 415 00:30:24,287 --> 00:30:27,006 And how can you be so sure? 416 00:30:27,047 --> 00:30:31,086 Because, modestly, I have some topics of my own, I would have things of my own... 417 00:30:31,127 --> 00:30:34,199 She's fine, but with the bad luck I have that's a man for sure. 418 00:30:35,607 --> 00:30:37,802 And he, on the other hand, is a woman. 419 00:30:40,087 --> 00:30:43,045 - And who is she? - That one right there. 420 00:30:43,087 --> 00:30:48,798 (in Sicilian) That one? Well, but that woman is a wreck, that is... 421 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:52,476 She's a lady of age but what's the problem? 422 00:30:52,527 --> 00:30:56,600 The only chance she has is to take her to bed. She said it, didn't she? 423 00:30:56,647 --> 00:31:01,596 Maybe you're right, maybe it's an argument a little too chauvinistic. 424 00:31:01,647 --> 00:31:04,241 In my opinion even with kisses and caresses... 425 00:31:04,287 --> 00:31:07,962 that is, even without going to bed, maybe he'll give me the vote anyway... 426 00:31:08,007 --> 00:31:10,202 - Good luck. - Thank you. 427 00:31:10,247 --> 00:31:12,238 "Shit", what do I have to do... 428 00:31:14,367 --> 00:31:16,961 Beautiful lady! I'm Philip! 429 00:31:17,127 --> 00:31:25,127 I don't feel so good on this side. Come this way, I have braces. 430 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:28,561 HI! I was saying I'm Filippo! 431 00:31:28,607 --> 00:31:33,476 Ah, good morning. And I'm Lina Renghi, widow. 432 00:31:33,527 --> 00:31:37,566 - But do we know each other, Mr. Filippo? - No, we don't actually know each other. 433 00:31:37,607 --> 00:31:42,044 But I'm here just to meet you, even intimately if... 434 00:31:42,087 --> 00:31:47,445 But what is he saying? I could be his grandmother... 435 00:31:47,487 --> 00:31:53,562 - Lina! Are we still thinking about age? Age no longer matters! - She says so! 436 00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:59,762 When I celebrated my last birthday, the candles cost me more than the cake. 437 00:32:01,047 --> 00:32:04,926 But still this "bullshit" you say? You're so cute! 438 00:32:08,767 --> 00:32:14,876 Lina, I like you very much. I you I want to know, I want to caress you. 439 00:32:14,927 --> 00:32:17,760 When I saw you, I shivered. 440 00:32:17,807 --> 00:32:22,483 Give me a kiss! Give me a kiss! Pretty! I'm crazy about you! I'm crazy about you! 441 00:32:22,527 --> 00:32:26,998 - You're just crazy! Leave me alone! - Come here, Lina! 442 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:36,280 Arturo, you won't believe it, but one of them courted me. 443 00:32:37,167 --> 00:32:41,763 And not an old man. A nice, young boy. 444 00:32:43,447 --> 00:32:47,918 But don't worry, darling, I would never betray my vote. 445 00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:51,482 (ROMANCE MUSIC) 446 00:32:51,527 --> 00:32:55,725 Arturo, after you there will be no one left. 447 00:32:57,207 --> 00:33:02,520 Help cook! I prepared a Gualtiero sauce which must have a delicious flavour. 448 00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:04,927 Now she tastes it and she tells me what she thinks about it. 449 00:33:04,967 --> 00:33:08,403 - Here it is, here, taste it. - I? - Of course, right? 450 00:33:10,327 --> 00:33:15,879 - And what do I think? - But you weren't hired because you have a refined palate? 451 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:19,317 - Or am I wrong? - You're wrong. - Oh, am I wrong? - You're wrong! 452 00:33:19,367 --> 00:33:24,043 Because with this palate that I find myself... But she is very good! How did she do it? 453 00:33:24,087 --> 00:33:28,000 - And the perfume? She smells the perfume. - Even the perfume? - I like it. 454 00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:34,600 - What is she like? - Nothing. Nothing to do, you are very good! She smells good... But how does she do it? 455 00:33:34,647 --> 00:33:38,083 - So, chef, how are we doing? - Very good! - But how? 456 00:33:38,127 --> 00:33:41,085 I prepared a Gualtiero sauce to garnish dishes. 457 00:33:41,127 --> 00:33:44,961 I put vinegar, milk, Caribbean lime, chopped lard... 458 00:33:45,007 --> 00:33:49,717 peanut cream, pineapple, honey and a grating of Southern Parmesan. 459 00:33:49,767 --> 00:33:52,361 - Meaning what? - Pecorino! - Ah! 460 00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,522 It looks great. 461 00:33:57,567 --> 00:34:00,559 - I tasted it too! - Ah, if he tasted it then... 462 00:34:00,607 --> 00:34:03,201 - Do you want to try it too? - No! -She's good, she's good. 463 00:34:03,247 --> 00:34:07,035 No... I've already eaten unfortunately. Too bad, otherwise I would have eaten it... 464 00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:11,160 - Eat it "daddy"! Eat it "daddy"! - No, no... - And eat it "for dad"! 465 00:34:11,207 --> 00:34:16,520 - "To dad"...- No, what "to dad"? I do not want. Ninth... - "To dad", go, go. Come on, come on, come on. 466 00:34:16,567 --> 00:34:19,957 (Furio) she smells good, I'm tempted, Too bad I'm full. 467 00:34:20,007 --> 00:34:22,475 - (Furio) I almost swallow it in one bite. - But what is it? 468 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:25,246 - (Furio) Very good! - It's a pimple, what do you want her to be? 469 00:34:25,287 --> 00:34:27,357 - (Tony) A pimple? - (Gualtiero) A little pimple. 470 00:34:28,887 --> 00:34:32,243 It looks like Vesuvius! It couldn't have been the sauce... 471 00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:35,085 Because I have some doubts I have it on the ingredients. 472 00:34:35,127 --> 00:34:39,678 Absolutely no sauce! I ate it the whole thing, I even ate the bowl. 473 00:34:40,367 --> 00:34:42,961 - Maybe it's juvenile acne. - "Youthful"?! 474 00:34:43,007 --> 00:34:46,407 - But I'm fifty years old! I'll die soon! - So it's posthumous acne. It's acne anyway. 475 00:34:48,047 --> 00:34:52,040 And it seemed like it! Look how it stinks! 476 00:34:52,087 --> 00:34:56,285 What color is this "melted"? What did this dog eat, markers?! 477 00:34:56,327 --> 00:34:58,921 And then this pimple sooner or later it will go away. 478 00:35:01,687 --> 00:35:04,440 My God, another bubo? 479 00:35:04,487 --> 00:35:09,083 Here it is! The usual Neapolitan. Always exaggerated. "Another bubo!" 480 00:35:09,127 --> 00:35:13,120 - Why, where is the gentleman from Bergamo Alta? - Vomero Alto. 481 00:35:13,167 --> 00:35:15,761 Oh yes? I would say more Vomero... low! 482 00:35:15,807 --> 00:35:19,720 - Did he make the height joke? - (Tony) Because he's short... 483 00:35:19,767 --> 00:35:24,716 - But do you want to end this "camurria"? And that's it! - Yes, chef! 484 00:35:24,767 --> 00:35:26,803 - I told you no! - No... 485 00:35:27,527 --> 00:35:30,564 - Can I come to the kitchen with you? - No, you heard the chef. 486 00:35:30,607 --> 00:35:35,203 - And do you already know what you will cook? - No! - Well, at least tell me the ingredients. - No! 487 00:35:35,247 --> 00:35:39,399 Look, smart girl, I can seem a naive man, but that's not the case. 488 00:35:39,447 --> 00:35:43,679 - Because I know perfectly well what I have here! - You have nothing... 489 00:35:43,727 --> 00:35:45,797 Nothing? In fact, I have two. 490 00:35:47,087 --> 00:35:49,647 Very big! 491 00:35:49,687 --> 00:35:52,485 Great ideas for your treats. 492 00:35:54,007 --> 00:35:59,127 Happy, go for a ride please? I do it alone. Let me work. 493 00:35:59,167 --> 00:36:04,525 You sound just like my poor grandmother. I was so proud of her, you know? 494 00:36:04,567 --> 00:36:08,924 She made donuts... she made them all of Pisa! And everyone was satisfied. 495 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:12,562 And then there was my grandfather, progenitor of the Becco family. First Beak. 496 00:36:12,607 --> 00:36:14,643 - Go! - I go. 497 00:36:19,807 --> 00:36:21,798 Thank you, Mr Galli. 498 00:36:22,927 --> 00:36:28,399 - Mr Galli! Excuse me, can I talk to you for a moment? - Say. 499 00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:33,237 - Look, I can't do it. - To do what? - Making desserts. 500 00:36:33,287 --> 00:36:38,042 I'm going out of cakes. She can't find it a competent pastry chef? 501 00:36:38,087 --> 00:36:41,079 But who? He just doesn't talk about it! 502 00:36:41,127 --> 00:36:45,803 We have already given his name and it can no longer be changed, sorry. 503 00:36:45,847 --> 00:36:49,123 - But with me you will certainly lose. - Precisely! - How exactly? 504 00:36:49,167 --> 00:36:52,204 Exactly, I say, something will be invented. 505 00:36:52,247 --> 00:36:55,000 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 506 00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:58,039 (Gualtiero) he found the herb for the gasket? Lazy! 507 00:36:58,087 --> 00:37:00,726 - (Gualtiero) But she weighs like a beast! - And don't swing! 508 00:37:00,767 --> 00:37:05,318 But look what this makes me do to get some chives! Darnit! 509 00:37:05,367 --> 00:37:08,882 Chef! But we couldn't go to the supermarket? 510 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:12,886 An international chef like me he finds the ingredients on site! 511 00:37:12,927 --> 00:37:15,157 Zero centimetre. "Head"! 512 00:37:15,207 --> 00:37:19,200 "Zero centimeter"? Here we are 20 meters away! Darnit! 513 00:37:19,247 --> 00:37:22,796 Listen, take the blue one, the one with the blue leaves. 514 00:37:22,847 --> 00:37:27,204 Here they are! I got it! 515 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:30,000 There's a wasp that's bothering me, that's annoying me here. 516 00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:32,800 - And "scam her"! - What does "scamazzi" mean? 517 00:37:32,847 --> 00:37:37,682 - Crush it! - Should I crush her? Wait a minute... here! 518 00:37:37,727 --> 00:37:40,400 Our Lady of Mount Carmel! 519 00:37:41,447 --> 00:37:43,517 Everything is fine? 520 00:37:43,567 --> 00:37:46,400 What an ass! I touched it! 521 00:37:46,447 --> 00:37:48,642 It didn't ruin my leaves, eh? 522 00:37:48,687 --> 00:37:52,282 Think of the chives! Damn the poverty! 523 00:37:52,327 --> 00:37:55,797 (in Neapolitan) I risked my life for this shitty weed! 524 00:37:55,847 --> 00:37:59,362 (in Neapolitan) Chef! 'Fuck you and this shitty weed! 525 00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:02,126 (TONY GRANS IN PAIN) 526 00:38:02,167 --> 00:38:06,001 - Pull up the rope too because it's not mine! - But fuck you! 527 00:38:07,207 --> 00:38:10,563 (THE SHEEP FART) 528 00:38:12,647 --> 00:38:15,798 Here are the olives that fell from the trees! 529 00:38:15,847 --> 00:38:21,604 - But go! Are they ripe? - If they fell it's because they're ripe, right? 530 00:38:22,407 --> 00:38:24,523 You smell them! 531 00:38:29,967 --> 00:38:34,119 They smell good! But they are "flies"! 532 00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:36,920 - Try them! - Of course I'll taste them! 533 00:38:40,047 --> 00:38:42,515 - What are they like? - I do not know. 534 00:38:42,567 --> 00:38:45,365 But they are strange, they are already pitted. 535 00:38:47,007 --> 00:38:49,077 It's like an olive pâté. 536 00:38:50,447 --> 00:38:53,803 Even if I eat shit it's the same thing. 537 00:38:53,847 --> 00:38:58,125 (Gualtiero) For the recipe, after olives serves us milk. And here it is. 538 00:38:59,167 --> 00:39:03,285 There are some goats there that do a delicious milk. We need it a lot! 539 00:39:03,327 --> 00:39:07,161 Chef, I don't even have a euro. The wallet I didn't bring it, it was so empty. 540 00:39:07,207 --> 00:39:11,644 But we don't have to buy it, we have to milk them ourselves, it's cooler that way! 541 00:39:11,687 --> 00:39:13,983 - (Tony) Chef, slow down, I'm out of breath. - (Gualtiero) And heavy too! 542 00:39:14,007 --> 00:39:16,077 (Tony) I still have them olives on the stomach. 543 00:39:16,127 --> 00:39:18,641 Let's milk the one that's the biggest! Beautiful! 544 00:39:18,687 --> 00:39:22,157 - Why, do you know how to milk a goat? - A great chef can do everything, my dear. 545 00:39:22,207 --> 00:39:24,960 He can draw blood from a turnip and milk from a goat. 546 00:39:25,007 --> 00:39:28,127 - Therefore I will never become a chef... - Come on, come on, come on, come on. 547 00:39:28,327 --> 00:39:31,717 (Gualtiero) A nice milking and make the little goat happy. 548 00:39:32,967 --> 00:39:35,800 Now she holds on tight, that I milk it. Understood? 549 00:39:35,847 --> 00:39:37,280 (GOAT BLEATING) 550 00:39:37,327 --> 00:39:42,481 What a loud voice this little goat has! For me she doesn't agree, she seems nervous to me. 551 00:39:42,527 --> 00:39:47,237 She is nervous for sure, but as soon as she will hear the expert hands of the chef calms down. 552 00:39:47,287 --> 00:39:52,236 Certain! Now I'll show them. At that time, they take their breasts in their hands, like this... 553 00:39:52,287 --> 00:39:54,437 (Gualtiero) Ah, what beautiful mamelons! 554 00:39:54,487 --> 00:39:56,717 (Tony) What strange breasts! Don't they have nipples? 555 00:39:56,767 --> 00:39:57,961 (GOAT BLEATING) 556 00:39:58,007 --> 00:40:00,999 A good squeeze and you're done! 557 00:40:01,047 --> 00:40:03,641 (THE GOAT BLEATS AND TONY SCREAMS) 558 00:40:04,367 --> 00:40:07,643 - Holy Madonna... - It's her fault! She made me nervous! 559 00:40:15,327 --> 00:40:19,400 Hey! "Bombona perchiata"! Perla, the pastry chef! 560 00:40:19,447 --> 00:40:21,756 Sorry, I don't know you and then I'm in a hurry... 561 00:40:21,807 --> 00:40:26,244 Yes, you know me! We went to the party of Pio's stag party, your friend! 562 00:40:26,287 --> 00:40:30,405 - I got the tattoo. Do you want to see it? - No! I don't even remember Pio! 563 00:40:30,447 --> 00:40:35,316 But how? You came out of the cake full of cream! You were "good" as hell! Pearl! 564 00:40:36,247 --> 00:40:40,923 I'm in Trento for my cousin's wedding. That guy's getting married to a "pedal toilet." 565 00:40:40,967 --> 00:40:44,084 Let's organize a nice stag party, one of the ones you do, huh? 566 00:40:44,127 --> 00:40:48,040 - Thank you very much, but I stopped. - Come on! I'll give you all the money you want! 567 00:40:48,087 --> 00:40:52,763 It's not about the money. I don't have that thing I do more. And then I don't have the cake with me. 568 00:40:52,807 --> 00:40:57,323 And what do you think I'm doing here? I have a confectionery company! 569 00:40:57,367 --> 00:41:00,643 A fake cake I'll do it in two seconds, Pearl! 570 00:41:02,367 --> 00:41:07,077 - Do you have a confectionery company? - Certain! The best in Italy. 571 00:41:07,127 --> 00:41:10,722 So let's make a deal: I'm coming and I don't even want to get paid... 572 00:41:10,767 --> 00:41:13,725 but she makes me have a real cake, the best I've ever made! 573 00:41:13,767 --> 00:41:18,045 - You tell me where you want me to take it and I'll take it to you! - Hotel Excelsior. 574 00:41:18,087 --> 00:41:24,640 Hand?! The same hotel as mine? Go, Pearl! "Bombona perchiata"! 575 00:41:24,687 --> 00:41:27,838 (Man, from the screen) Countess, I finally find you. But you are cruel... 576 00:41:27,887 --> 00:41:32,597 This is the perfect opportunity. Today they also show a nice romantic film. 577 00:41:32,647 --> 00:41:36,276 And then in his time we went alone to make out at the cinema. 578 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,557 Okay, let's go make out... 579 00:41:42,087 --> 00:41:44,601 - Philip! - Oh! - What do you do at the cinema too? 580 00:41:44,647 --> 00:41:47,063 I'll explain it to you later. And why isn't she in the kitchen? 581 00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:52,844 The film lasts two hours and forty, just enough time for cooking Gualtiero-style capitone. 582 00:41:52,887 --> 00:41:55,003 See you later, I'll take care of a little thing. 583 00:41:59,247 --> 00:42:02,876 - Hello, Lina. How beautiful you are... - With all this place, right here? 584 00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:07,396 But then you didn't understand that I like you? 585 00:42:07,447 --> 00:42:11,201 But what... leave me alone! But what does he want from me? 586 00:42:14,127 --> 00:42:16,357 I want the vote from you. 587 00:42:16,407 --> 00:42:19,046 The vote? But what does my vote have to do with it? 588 00:42:19,087 --> 00:42:22,238 It has something to do with it. You give me something, I give you something. 589 00:42:22,287 --> 00:42:27,281 But what is he saying?! Voting is one thing serious! There's no talking about it at all! 590 00:42:29,647 --> 00:42:31,943 There's really no talking about it... I'll lick you all over! 591 00:42:31,967 --> 00:42:34,037 Ouch! Help! 592 00:42:34,087 --> 00:42:36,442 (LINA SCREAMS) 593 00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:39,365 - Oh God, I swallowed something. - Where is my hearing aid? 594 00:42:39,407 --> 00:42:41,967 Did I swallow the device? In fact, not... 595 00:42:42,007 --> 00:42:46,444 (HEARING AID HISSES) 596 00:42:46,487 --> 00:42:51,038 - Spit it out! Spit it "to daddy"! Spit it out! Spit it out! Criminal, she was... - No! 597 00:42:51,087 --> 00:42:54,238 - She was killing me the sommelier! - Help! Help! Gendarmes! 598 00:42:57,207 --> 00:43:02,235 (INDISTINCT VOICE) 599 00:43:02,287 --> 00:43:06,166 Gualtiero, I only did it to have the vote. That's the wine judge over there. 600 00:43:06,207 --> 00:43:09,995 Now because of you we will be disqualified and goodbye G7! Goodbye! 601 00:43:10,047 --> 00:43:12,481 We have to invent something. 602 00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:19,846 At that time? Why did you bother that old lady? 603 00:43:21,447 --> 00:43:25,884 - Lieutenant, I... - But because she is in love! 604 00:43:25,927 --> 00:43:30,284 But tell him you're in love, right? He's in love, he's very much in love! 605 00:43:30,327 --> 00:43:32,557 In love? 606 00:43:32,607 --> 00:43:36,998 That is... in the sense... he... that is, if a la you really see... it's a nice "stick"... 607 00:43:37,047 --> 00:43:41,040 She showed me her little leg, like this... In short, the man is not made of wood, lieutenant. 608 00:43:41,087 --> 00:43:45,603 He provoked it, understand? She provoked him this shameless girl, understand? 609 00:43:45,647 --> 00:43:52,325 "Shameless"? No, I say, but have you seen it? But what do you want to do with someone like that? 610 00:43:52,367 --> 00:43:58,397 Lieutenant, what am I doing? First I make out, then if I see that he indulges himself... 611 00:43:58,447 --> 00:44:03,567 (in Sicilian) I take her by the back of the neck like lions do, I hold her still... 612 00:44:03,607 --> 00:44:06,565 (FILIPPO MIAGOLA) 613 00:44:06,607 --> 00:44:09,917 (in Sicilian) "I bang" her and I make it worse than a dirty rag. 614 00:44:09,967 --> 00:44:14,563 But certainly! Sex and love they are one. So, so I am. 615 00:44:17,007 --> 00:44:21,000 With that ruin? To go with that devi asks for permission from cultural heritage. 616 00:44:21,047 --> 00:44:24,483 Well! Then we clarified everything. Best wishes and sons! 617 00:44:24,527 --> 00:44:28,918 But what sons! If this one has a child, they arrest the stork! But aren't you ashamed? 618 00:44:28,967 --> 00:44:34,200 - I can't stand you anymore! You disgust me! Go away! - Thank you, very kind. - Go away! 619 00:44:39,007 --> 00:44:42,283 I get it, but you shouldn't laugh. There's nothing to laugh about, okay? 620 00:44:42,327 --> 00:44:45,797 How many times do I have to tell you? HI. Who is? 621 00:44:45,847 --> 00:44:47,075 (in Japanese) Good morning. 622 00:44:47,127 --> 00:44:51,166 My goodness, I just can't get used to it. Did you dress like this for the Japanese prime minister? 623 00:44:51,207 --> 00:44:53,277 - Do you like me? - In short... 624 00:44:53,327 --> 00:44:56,922 Yes. And I also put a photo on Facebook. And you don't know the "likes"! 625 00:44:56,967 --> 00:45:01,324 - I have a lot of "followers" and I'm thinking of asking for "crowdfunding". - And does it cost a lot? 626 00:45:01,367 --> 00:45:05,326 - Hand! It's a way to raise funds on the web! "Funding". - Well. 627 00:45:05,367 --> 00:45:11,078 - Ah! And I auctioned off a lock of Trump's hair! - You know how happy he will be... 628 00:45:11,127 --> 00:45:13,243 (in Japanese) Goodbye. 629 00:45:18,927 --> 00:45:21,157 - Doctor! - My God! 630 00:45:21,207 --> 00:45:24,517 How scary! But you're killing me like this! But what is it? The ambushes. 631 00:45:24,567 --> 00:45:32,567 - Sorry... I was disturbing you... the... the wreck... the wreck... - Who is she? - The... the toilet... 632 00:45:32,847 --> 00:45:35,983 - (Fillippo) The... - (Furio) The old lady? - The old lady... - Ah! The wreck... 633 00:45:36,007 --> 00:45:40,398 - I discovered that you are the wine judge. - That one over there? - Then I... 634 00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:45,443 - What are these moves? I do not understand. - In the sense that I'm courting her. 635 00:45:45,487 --> 00:45:49,366 - And she's in? - No. - Ah! - But... - But? 636 00:45:49,407 --> 00:45:53,082 But she's hesitant... so... do what you want... 637 00:45:53,127 --> 00:45:57,803 - But in my opinion in the end the vote will be ours. - No! It's a tragedy! - Why not? 638 00:45:57,847 --> 00:46:02,318 For her! It's a tragedy! She won't want it sacrifice yourself for the cause! No, no, no! 639 00:46:02,367 --> 00:46:06,326 - You were the only one, the first to believe in me, I owe it to you, doctor. - No... 640 00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:11,361 - Goodbye. - No... But what is all this gratitude? 641 00:46:13,127 --> 00:46:18,076 - Yes, tell me, Furio. - Ubaldo, I need 500 euros in cash. 642 00:46:18,127 --> 00:46:22,723 No, listen, Furio, sorry... No, like that it's not good. He said to himself: the money later. 643 00:46:22,767 --> 00:46:26,476 - Ubaldo, do you want to win? - Yes. - Then you have to give me 500 euros! 644 00:46:32,367 --> 00:46:34,517 Allow me, ma'am? 645 00:46:36,847 --> 00:46:39,236 Furio Galli. 646 00:46:39,287 --> 00:46:45,601 - Very pleased, I am Lina Renghi, widow. - Condolences. - Thank you. 647 00:46:45,647 --> 00:46:47,842 - I can? - Please. - Yes... 648 00:46:49,767 --> 00:46:56,240 - Ma'am, I'm a practical guy and I would get straight to the point if... - Tell me, Mr. Furio. 649 00:46:56,287 --> 00:47:01,884 Well, I saw that there is a young man, Filippo, who courts her. 650 00:47:01,927 --> 00:47:06,045 I understand that she might be tempted, meat is meat. 651 00:47:06,087 --> 00:47:10,603 But what did he have in his head? Voting is voting. 652 00:47:11,807 --> 00:47:14,241 This is exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. 653 00:47:15,327 --> 00:47:19,639 Wait... What is it? It's just that it doesn't come out... 654 00:47:19,687 --> 00:47:21,723 There... there! 655 00:47:23,847 --> 00:47:27,283 If you forget the question of voting, these are from you, ma'am. 656 00:47:27,327 --> 00:47:31,002 - But in this hotel you are all crazy! - Please take them. - No! 657 00:47:31,047 --> 00:47:33,686 - I'll put them in her bag, so she... - No! No! - Yes, yes! 658 00:47:33,727 --> 00:47:36,287 - With those big eyes, say yes! Please... - No! 659 00:47:36,327 --> 00:47:38,583 - Yes! She has to say yes to me! - No! - Say yes, please! - No! 660 00:47:38,607 --> 00:47:43,476 No! Don't tell me no! No, ma'am! Ma'am, tell me yes! Lady! 661 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:47,236 - Good morning. - Good morning. - I'm the lieutenant... - Mariolina Tucci. - Still! 662 00:47:47,287 --> 00:47:52,315 - Mario Linatucci. - Mario Linatucci. - Do you know what my role is in this race? 663 00:47:52,367 --> 00:47:57,361 I saw him trying to give money of course to that lady. What's underneath? 664 00:47:57,407 --> 00:48:04,882 Eh... I wanted to give you 500 euros for... to have a night of love! 665 00:48:04,927 --> 00:48:08,715 - She too? And, I say, 500 "euros"! - 500, yes! 666 00:48:08,847 --> 00:48:12,263 - What will you do if you take them back? - And what do I do, leave them to him? She said no. 667 00:48:12,287 --> 00:48:15,279 - She wanted more! - Moreover? 668 00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:18,797 I can't understand what's wrong This old woman is so special. 669 00:48:18,847 --> 00:48:22,237 You are the second person here, sorry the metaphor, which wants to "get it"! 670 00:48:22,287 --> 00:48:29,602 Bravo. I want to "get it"...well done! She can't understand... she can't understand. 671 00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:35,000 No I don't understand! That's a mummy! 672 00:48:35,047 --> 00:48:37,720 If you undress her, in contact with air it crumbles! 673 00:48:37,767 --> 00:48:40,759 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 674 00:48:40,807 --> 00:48:44,595 Grandma's beauty! Marika! What a beautiful quiff you have! Pretty! 675 00:48:44,647 --> 00:48:48,720 Mom! I went to the bank and found out that the ten thousand euros that dad withdrew... 676 00:48:48,767 --> 00:48:53,682 - For Grandma Peppa's funeral. - No, for a luxury hotel. I saw the bank transfer. 677 00:48:53,727 --> 00:48:56,036 - In Rogoredo? - No, in Trento. 678 00:48:56,087 --> 00:49:02,322 In Trento? But what are you saying? Your father in Trento? He goes Well, let's call him now so we can check. 679 00:49:03,847 --> 00:49:08,159 - Already tried, he doesn't respond. - Of course we can't call grandma Peppa. 680 00:49:08,207 --> 00:49:11,517 - Instead she answers. - Grandma answers! A miracle! 681 00:49:11,567 --> 00:49:15,401 - On the phone. She is not dead. - Grandma isn't dead? -She's healthy as a fish. 682 00:49:15,447 --> 00:49:19,326 Money, lies, luxury hotels... I think dad has a lover. 683 00:49:19,367 --> 00:49:22,962 But who takes care of your father? At that age? But have you seen it? 684 00:49:23,007 --> 00:49:25,919 You can see that vintage is in fashion. 685 00:49:25,967 --> 00:49:29,164 - But do me a favor! - Some people like "frollo"! 686 00:49:35,687 --> 00:49:37,040 - Ready, "Ragù"! - (Chatu) Chatù! 687 00:49:37,087 --> 00:49:39,663 It's the same thing! Prepare the car that we have to go to Trento. 688 00:49:39,687 --> 00:49:42,838 - (Chatù) And the rotisserie? - And what do I care?! 689 00:49:42,887 --> 00:49:44,957 You know I don't have a driving license! 690 00:49:46,127 --> 00:49:52,282 My! My sweetie! I brought you some of potatoes to eat! "Yum, yum"! 691 00:49:53,967 --> 00:49:58,722 My... Where are you? My? 692 00:49:58,767 --> 00:50:04,319 Oh, my goodness! My sweetie? Where did you end up? My! 693 00:50:04,367 --> 00:50:09,919 Darnit! The cleaning lady she left the door open! My! My! My! 694 00:50:09,967 --> 00:50:14,006 - Oh! What happened, did you lose anything? - Have you seen a slut? 695 00:50:14,047 --> 00:50:19,360 A slut? At the hotel? Here it's full of pork, it's a bustle! 696 00:50:19,407 --> 00:50:21,602 If you want, I can introduce you to someone. 697 00:50:21,647 --> 00:50:23,877 Ninth! Mine is a real slut, dwarf! 698 00:50:23,927 --> 00:50:31,927 Nana! She likes dwarfs! I have one measuring one meter and twenty-seven... a Moldavian! 699 00:50:33,047 --> 00:50:36,562 Ninth! Mine is a Neapolitan slut. But who is this?! 700 00:50:38,727 --> 00:50:46,077 (Gualtiero) Now I'll put some oil on you... But how good you are! But how tender you are... 701 00:50:46,127 --> 00:50:49,676 - (Gualtiero) What a beautiful little pig! Pretty! - No! Stopped! - What is it? 702 00:50:49,727 --> 00:50:51,957 Don't touch it! You can't eat the pig! 703 00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:54,567 But what are you eating! Can't you see I'm giving her a bath? 704 00:50:54,607 --> 00:50:57,644 I found her wandering around the kitchen to eat something... 705 00:50:57,687 --> 00:51:01,202 And then I took her and adopted her. 706 00:51:01,247 --> 00:51:05,286 - But what adopted?! Mine, it's mine, Mine! Mine is mine! - Huh?! - Mine is mine! 707 00:51:05,327 --> 00:51:08,205 - But what does he do, gargle? - What gargles! Mine is mine. 708 00:51:08,247 --> 00:51:10,761 - The little pig is called Mia. - Ah, is the pig called Mia? 709 00:51:10,807 --> 00:51:13,037 - It's a nice name. - I put it there. - I like. 710 00:51:13,087 --> 00:51:17,877 So, Mia, look at me here, here I present to you your dad, I'm your new dad. 711 00:51:17,927 --> 00:51:20,282 But what a new dad! The pig is mine! 712 00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:23,863 If she belonged to her it should have been called her. And her name is Mia and therefore... 713 00:51:23,887 --> 00:51:26,623 - Do you see that you agree too? Find another animal! - And where can I find it?! 714 00:51:26,647 --> 00:51:29,366 - There are many... An iguana? - What is an iguana? 715 00:51:29,407 --> 00:51:32,263 - The iguana is what she does... - My goodness, it's impressive! No, I don't like it. 716 00:51:32,287 --> 00:51:34,343 - You don't like iguana? - No. - Then find another one. 717 00:51:34,367 --> 00:51:40,317 I don't know, take a parrot, a hamster, a little turtle, a lion, a platypus... 718 00:51:40,367 --> 00:51:42,597 Come on, let me wash the pig. 719 00:51:42,647 --> 00:51:45,081 - But let's do a little at a time. - Like a little for one? 720 00:51:45,127 --> 00:51:50,599 As long as, when he sleeps at her place, I stop by to kiss her goodnight. 721 00:51:50,647 --> 00:51:52,877 To me? But I turn all red. 722 00:51:53,927 --> 00:51:58,125 - To her? What, I kiss her? Do I kiss the chef? - Precisely. - My! She! 723 00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:06,366 I believe this thing happened to me with Lina served as a lesson to me. 724 00:52:06,407 --> 00:52:09,160 Ah! It's a pleasure to hear you say that! 725 00:52:09,207 --> 00:52:13,758 I thought courting was enough a woman to get something from her. 726 00:52:13,807 --> 00:52:15,923 - But no. - Exact. 727 00:52:15,967 --> 00:52:20,199 - I must say that it is very hard to admit this, but I understand. - Good. 728 00:52:20,247 --> 00:52:24,843 - I understand that I will have to go to bed. - What are you saying? She even reported you! 729 00:52:24,887 --> 00:52:27,355 She did that to save face in public. 730 00:52:27,407 --> 00:52:30,717 She tonight, as soon as I "pack" her... Tie! No! Yes! No! 731 00:52:30,767 --> 00:52:35,318 Look, I think it's here time to tell you something. 732 00:52:35,367 --> 00:52:37,642 I found the room number myself, Don't worry. 733 00:52:37,687 --> 00:52:40,303 Actually, I'll do one thing, I'll go to change immediately otherwise I'll be late. 734 00:52:40,327 --> 00:52:44,957 Tonight I'll disintegrate it and then I'll tell you, I'll tell you. No! 735 00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:50,407 Hi, love, I'm going to cook. Don't wait for me tonight. 736 00:52:50,447 --> 00:52:55,885 - Don't worry, darling. Pretty! How beautiful you are! - Thank you. 737 00:52:55,927 --> 00:52:58,783 (Happy) No, I was telling the car. I had it polished and a nice tire change. 738 00:52:58,807 --> 00:53:01,958 However, you are beautiful too. Indeed, you are beautiful! HI! 739 00:53:02,007 --> 00:53:04,043 Thank you. HI. 740 00:53:04,087 --> 00:53:12,087 (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC) 741 00:53:13,647 --> 00:53:15,717 - Thank you. - I am sorry. 742 00:53:18,007 --> 00:53:20,077 - Good evening. - Yes? 743 00:53:20,127 --> 00:53:22,118 (in Venetian) Excuse me if I'll bother you... 744 00:53:22,167 --> 00:53:24,806 - The semi-axle? Eh, they're dicks. - No, the van. 745 00:53:24,847 --> 00:53:29,363 - I broke the van and I have to bring a cake to a party. - Sorry, I'm not from the area. 746 00:53:29,407 --> 00:53:33,923 I have to go to this party and I can't get enough of one any taxi, I need one as big as his. 747 00:53:33,967 --> 00:53:37,164 - Like mine? - Yes - Woh! And what kind of cake is it? 748 00:53:39,807 --> 00:53:43,516 - This. - Executioner! What a cake! 749 00:53:43,567 --> 00:53:48,322 I have to arrive in time for a farewell to celibacy, don't make me look bad. 750 00:53:48,367 --> 00:53:50,358 - Stag party? - Yes. 751 00:53:50,407 --> 00:53:52,743 - The one where there are half-naked women? - The "putele"... 752 00:53:52,767 --> 00:53:54,883 No, no, whores no, no, no, no. 753 00:53:54,927 --> 00:53:57,680 I've never been there anyway at the stag party, I'd love to! 754 00:53:57,727 --> 00:54:01,561 - Look, you're taking me there... - Yes... and I'll let her into the party. 755 00:54:01,607 --> 00:54:09,607 (DISCO MUSIC FROM SPEAKERS) 756 00:54:11,207 --> 00:54:15,678 - Madonna, how "good" she is! It's really a "bomba"! - A "perch"! 757 00:54:15,727 --> 00:54:17,922 - Excuse me, may I? - Certain. 758 00:54:20,927 --> 00:54:23,208 The face cannot be seen but she really is a great "mouse". 759 00:54:25,367 --> 00:54:28,040 - It's killing me! It's killing me! - Excuse me. 760 00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:31,637 And then he has an exaggerated ass! 761 00:54:32,567 --> 00:54:34,842 It's killing me! Madonna! It's killing me! 762 00:54:34,887 --> 00:54:37,807 Hey, young people! Enough is enough! Come on, you're going blind, come on! 763 00:54:37,847 --> 00:54:41,078 - I just took a peek... - Yes, they all say that. Move. 764 00:54:41,127 --> 00:54:44,278 "Bombona"! It's your turn! Come on, beautiful, come on! 765 00:54:44,327 --> 00:54:49,924 - (Nicola) Come on, sweetheart! - (Man) It's killing me! - (Nicola) "Bombona perchiata"! 766 00:54:49,967 --> 00:54:51,958 Pearl knew it! 767 00:54:52,007 --> 00:54:54,202 (together) Pastry chef! Pastry chef! Pastry chef! 768 00:54:54,247 --> 00:55:02,247 (MUSIC FROM "I WILL SURVIVE" BY GLORIA GAYNOR) 769 00:55:06,607 --> 00:55:11,965 - It's killing me, it's killing me! - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 770 00:55:12,007 --> 00:55:14,805 - It's killing me! - Yes, I understand that you like it, I understand. 771 00:55:14,847 --> 00:55:18,965 - The heart... Do you have a car? - No, I have a taxi. 772 00:55:19,007 --> 00:55:21,143 - Take me to a hospital! - Just now that the "mouse" has come out? 773 00:55:21,167 --> 00:55:23,423 - What, I have to die for a "slut"? - I understand, but... 774 00:55:23,447 --> 00:55:25,543 If he doesn't take me I'm reporting her for failure to provide assistance. 775 00:55:25,567 --> 00:55:27,717 No, no, who cares about the whore. 776 00:55:27,767 --> 00:55:30,520 (MUSIC FROM "I WILL SURVIVE" BY GLORIA GAYNOR) 777 00:55:30,567 --> 00:55:33,081 - Everything is fine? - In short... - It's better that way. 778 00:55:34,327 --> 00:55:39,162 (MAN GRANS) 779 00:55:39,207 --> 00:55:41,516 (MAN SCREAMING) Excuse me! 780 00:55:45,087 --> 00:55:49,763 - Mom! - (Happy) Sorry for the rush, I don't want to miss the striptease! 781 00:55:50,567 --> 00:55:53,923 - How are you? - Nurse! You're killing me! You're killing me! 782 00:55:59,247 --> 00:56:02,444 I have to see it with my own eyes, otherwise I won't believe it! 783 00:56:02,487 --> 00:56:06,162 - Who can have the courage to be with my husband? - You, ma'am, are fine. 784 00:56:06,207 --> 00:56:11,281 What does it have to do with it? I'm the wife, it's different. This is "dirty" to us, do you understand? 785 00:56:11,327 --> 00:56:14,478 - Oh, "paisa"! - Where are you going, "Sciampù"? - (Chatu) Chatù! 786 00:56:14,527 --> 00:56:22,527 (CONVERSATION IN INDIAN) 787 00:56:26,567 --> 00:56:32,039 He is my cousin. He's an elevator operator here. I have 68 cousins in Italy. 788 00:56:32,087 --> 00:56:37,605 - What do I care? Listen, "Sartù"... - Chatù! - Yes... Go to "Sitar". - Chintan! 789 00:56:37,647 --> 00:56:41,560 Yes, okay, what's it called, Ask what it is Gualtiero Saporito's room. 790 00:56:42,847 --> 00:56:46,635 Mrs Renghi, sorry for the inconvenience, but it will only be for tonight. 791 00:56:46,687 --> 00:56:49,599 Unfortunately the plumbing... 792 00:56:49,647 --> 00:56:54,562 - Look, apart from the pillow, can I leave everything in the room? - Of course. 793 00:56:56,287 --> 00:56:58,357 - Thank you. - Here you are. 794 00:57:00,287 --> 00:57:02,676 - Good night. - Good night. 795 00:57:04,567 --> 00:57:06,603 Laura! 796 00:57:10,287 --> 00:57:14,075 When Filippo finds me in his place of Mrs. Lina, he will take a beating. 797 00:57:14,127 --> 00:57:16,880 And he will finally understand the what a fool he made. 798 00:57:16,927 --> 00:57:20,124 But where did you put Mrs. Lina? Since the hotel is full? 799 00:57:20,167 --> 00:57:24,683 In that of Ulla Waisteiger, the pastry chef of the other team. He's not sleeping in the hotel tonight. 800 00:57:24,727 --> 00:57:28,322 - Ah! You remained a "paracula". - You too. 801 00:57:28,367 --> 00:57:31,598 Just because you handed me your homework at the time of the hotel industry. 802 00:57:38,247 --> 00:57:40,966 - Excuse me, the 118? - There. - Thank you. 803 00:57:41,687 --> 00:57:44,918 Remember that you are Sicilian, Don't make me look bad. 804 00:57:44,967 --> 00:57:48,277 Anyway let's hope she doesn't open. Damn, it's open! 805 00:57:49,367 --> 00:57:52,916 I have to do it... I have to do it! 806 00:57:54,527 --> 00:57:56,563 I can't do it. 807 00:57:56,607 --> 00:58:02,398 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 808 00:58:02,447 --> 00:58:04,517 Have you ever seen how he helps me this time? 809 00:58:04,567 --> 00:58:08,446 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 810 00:58:08,487 --> 00:58:10,762 Ta-ta! Surprise! 811 00:58:10,807 --> 00:58:15,642 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 812 00:58:15,687 --> 00:58:17,279 There he is! 813 00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:25,327 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 814 00:58:27,127 --> 00:58:28,765 Surprise! 815 00:58:28,807 --> 00:58:34,723 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 816 00:58:34,767 --> 00:58:36,519 Surprise! 817 00:58:36,567 --> 00:58:39,798 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 818 00:58:39,847 --> 00:58:42,839 (FILIPPO GRANS) 819 00:58:42,887 --> 00:58:47,563 Hate! I end up like my poor grandfather. I'm about to die. 820 00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:49,757 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 821 00:58:49,807 --> 00:58:53,482 Oh God, it's all my fault! She drank to get courage... This is killing me! 822 00:58:53,527 --> 00:58:59,159 (ROMANCE MUSIC) 823 00:58:59,207 --> 00:59:01,084 (Gualtiero) Eh, no! Tonight he sleeps with me! 824 00:59:01,127 --> 00:59:06,360 (Gualtiero) I washed it, perfumed it and I bought her slutty panties. 825 00:59:06,407 --> 00:59:10,241 - The little pig took off her pajamas! - (Tony) How beautiful she is! 826 00:59:10,287 --> 00:59:13,404 Eh! She can't wait to go to bed. 827 00:59:13,447 --> 00:59:18,157 - Listen, but do you suck it too? - Only at the tip. - Ah! 828 00:59:18,207 --> 00:59:21,517 Do you think that by sucking me, he extended it to me! 829 00:59:21,567 --> 00:59:25,640 But we had agreed that today it was my turn. And that's not good! 830 00:59:27,967 --> 00:59:32,836 All right, have fun. But tomorrow the slut will be all mine. 831 00:59:32,887 --> 00:59:35,765 - Mom! - I'm not a mother! - Only mum gave me these slaps! 832 00:59:35,807 --> 00:59:38,196 - I am the wife! - Mother's wife? Are you a dad? 833 00:59:38,247 --> 00:59:41,444 - Dad sent you this! - Ah! Oh, mom... 834 00:59:42,927 --> 00:59:47,000 - Hey! Will you give me your ass? Huh? - Where's the pig? 835 00:59:47,047 --> 00:59:52,167 - Blessed! But what are you doing here? - Gualtiero! Tell me where that big slut is! 836 00:59:52,207 --> 00:59:57,156 But what a "great" one! Mia is a dwarf! Because it's easier to handle, you take it... 837 00:59:57,207 --> 01:00:00,085 Pervert! You even took it nana! 838 01:00:00,127 --> 01:00:03,039 Well, if you don't mind, I would take it home. 839 01:00:03,087 --> 01:00:07,603 At home?! You are crazy! From my house you can go you and this slut you're having sex with! 840 01:00:07,647 --> 01:00:10,445 But we let her sleep in the Latvian, in the middle. 841 01:00:11,567 --> 01:00:14,639 Then let's put her to sleep in Lorenzo's room. 842 01:00:14,687 --> 01:00:17,485 - So where do we make her sleep? - Where is this "slut"?! 843 01:00:17,527 --> 01:00:19,518 You scared her! You scared her! 844 01:00:19,567 --> 01:00:27,567 Hey! "Gouged"! Where are you? Get out now! Where are you? Hey, "zompareta"! 845 01:00:27,927 --> 01:00:34,241 Come out, do you understand? Then go out alone, because if you go out alone I won't do anything to you. 846 01:00:34,287 --> 01:00:36,847 Aggressive! Aggressive! 847 01:00:43,167 --> 01:00:46,557 - But this is a real pig! - She's a little pig. Her name is Mia. 848 01:00:46,607 --> 01:00:52,239 (POP MUSIC FROM SPEAKER) 849 01:00:52,287 --> 01:00:56,758 - Shall we put it in your taxi? - What, in the taxi? Is the show over? 850 01:00:56,807 --> 01:00:58,923 Holy shit thief! 851 01:00:58,967 --> 01:01:01,003 Excuse me. 852 01:01:01,047 --> 01:01:09,047 (POP MUSIC FROM SPEAKER) 853 01:01:28,447 --> 01:01:31,245 Pearl! What are you doing here? 854 01:01:31,527 --> 01:01:36,521 I told you I cooked. I came to make all these pastries. 855 01:01:36,567 --> 01:01:41,595 - Ah, the pastries, yes... - What are you doing here? - I? Nothing. 856 01:01:41,647 --> 01:01:46,243 I mean, I accompanied a guy to bring the stag party cake. Yes, yes, yes... 857 01:01:46,287 --> 01:01:49,085 And then? What did you do? 858 01:01:49,127 --> 01:01:53,166 I? I left. You know I don't look at naked women. 859 01:01:53,207 --> 01:01:57,519 Good! Good! What a creaminess! All buttery! All creamy! 860 01:01:57,567 --> 01:02:04,564 This meringue is tough, tough, tough! How delicious! All natural! My Lady! 861 01:02:04,607 --> 01:02:10,443 Thank you! Thank you! I am the husband. Nice to meet you, Becco. Happy Beak. - Just happy! 862 01:02:10,487 --> 01:02:14,719 I'm really lucky to have a wife like that. Lucky and proud. 863 01:02:14,767 --> 01:02:18,396 - Do you think they want her at the G7. - You understood these politicians! 864 01:02:18,447 --> 01:02:23,680 Happy go get the car while I change into my... cook's clothes. 865 01:02:23,727 --> 01:02:28,118 (POP MUSIC FROM SPEAKER) 866 01:02:28,167 --> 01:02:32,046 - Listen, where is my cake? - Don't worry, Pearl, everything's fine. 867 01:02:32,087 --> 01:02:34,078 It's in the kitchen, in the hotel. 868 01:02:35,287 --> 01:02:38,245 Come, I'll show you the cake that I have prepared for tomorrow. 869 01:02:39,927 --> 01:02:41,963 No... 870 01:02:46,607 --> 01:02:50,043 - What the fuck! - No, it's a girl. A gilt. 871 01:02:50,087 --> 01:02:53,477 It's your fault, little bastard, that you made her escape! 872 01:02:53,527 --> 01:02:56,246 - Chef! That one escaped secretly! - What an escape! 873 01:02:56,287 --> 01:02:58,676 Here it is! 874 01:02:58,727 --> 01:03:01,685 Finally! Did you like the cake? Was it good? 875 01:03:01,727 --> 01:03:04,446 - She ate it all! - All of it. 876 01:03:04,487 --> 01:03:08,241 - This was my cake. - You'll do another one. What do you want it to be? 877 01:03:08,287 --> 01:03:11,996 - Oh, yes, of course! You make it easy, chef! - Look, you can do it. - Shut up! 878 01:03:12,047 --> 01:03:15,562 - What a bad temper. - (Pearl) And then I don't have time. 879 01:03:15,607 --> 01:03:20,397 My goodness, how scary! I thought they had it kidnapped! Let them never kidnap her! 880 01:03:22,527 --> 01:03:25,963 - What if we kidnapped the other team's pastry chef? - What are you saying? 881 01:03:26,007 --> 01:03:30,159 But yes! No pastry chef, no cake. No cake and no competition, right? 882 01:03:30,207 --> 01:03:33,165 - You do one thing, bake another cake. - No. - Yes. 883 01:03:33,207 --> 01:03:36,487 Make another cake and if you don't make in time we won't win, but maybe we'll draw. 884 01:03:43,047 --> 01:03:47,723 Good evening. I have a bouquet of flowers to be delivered to Mrs. Ulla Weisteiger. 885 01:03:47,767 --> 01:03:51,123 - The German pastry chef from the G7 competition? - Yes, her. 886 01:03:51,167 --> 01:03:53,863 - You can leave them with me, and then I'll send them up to your room. - No! 887 01:03:53,887 --> 01:03:57,038 I have a birthday card. Vocal. Listen... 888 01:03:57,087 --> 01:04:01,285 (in German) the pastry chef called. 889 01:04:01,327 --> 01:04:04,876 (in German) sweets you must have seven things... 890 01:04:04,927 --> 01:04:09,000 - She's German. - It's room 116. First floor. - Thank you. 891 01:04:09,207 --> 01:04:11,163 (in German) 892 01:04:11,207 --> 01:04:15,280 (MUSICA SUSPENSE) 893 01:04:15,327 --> 01:04:18,319 Pearl! Have you seen Mia? She ran away again. 894 01:04:18,367 --> 01:04:20,642 - No, it's not here. - Isn't there? - No. 895 01:04:20,687 --> 01:04:23,823 But what are you doing, the cake? No, look at that you have to make a nice cake, not this one. 896 01:04:23,847 --> 01:04:26,315 Make a cake the way you know how to make it, a beautiful cake. 897 01:04:26,367 --> 01:04:29,439 Maybe there's no need. Felice had a brilliant idea. 898 01:04:33,207 --> 01:04:35,767 But is Mrs. Weisteiger deaf? 899 01:04:35,807 --> 01:04:39,163 (KNOCKS ON THE DOOR) 900 01:04:39,207 --> 01:04:42,358 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 901 01:04:42,407 --> 01:04:50,041 (KNOCKS ON THE DOOR) 902 01:04:54,087 --> 01:04:56,965 - Can I help you? - Yes, I can't find the key. 903 01:04:57,007 --> 01:05:00,543 And if I don't find it, I can't get in and if I don't come in, I'll do it in the corridor. 904 01:05:00,567 --> 01:05:04,321 - No, for goodness' sake, otherwise I'll have to clean up. Please. - I would be sorry... 905 01:05:05,047 --> 01:05:08,676 - Here you are. - Thank you, these are for you. - Thank you. - Please. 906 01:05:10,167 --> 01:05:17,676 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 907 01:05:17,727 --> 01:05:21,640 Now you'll see what a nice nap you get with this chloroform... 908 01:05:21,687 --> 01:05:25,760 Ms. Weis... Weist... Weist... ma'am. 909 01:05:25,807 --> 01:05:30,835 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 910 01:05:30,887 --> 01:05:33,481 Where? Where? I don't see it! I don't see it! 911 01:05:33,527 --> 01:05:35,722 There it is! Gotcha! 912 01:05:36,447 --> 01:05:39,041 Filthy filthy beast of misery! Where do I put it? 913 01:05:39,087 --> 01:05:42,762 - So, where is the pastry chef? - It's here, safe. 914 01:05:42,807 --> 01:05:46,925 Safe here... But you're crazy! But you're crazy! They disqualify us! Did you understand? 915 01:05:46,967 --> 01:05:49,276 - Nobody saw me! - Put it back! 916 01:05:49,327 --> 01:05:52,364 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 917 01:05:52,407 --> 01:05:54,443 Put it in the cake! 918 01:05:54,487 --> 01:05:58,605 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 919 01:05:58,647 --> 01:06:00,717 (Mario) Stop for a moment... 920 01:06:01,247 --> 01:06:02,726 (LINA SCREAMS) 921 01:06:02,767 --> 01:06:10,685 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 922 01:06:10,847 --> 01:06:14,886 - Good evening, Mariolina! - Still?! Mario Linatucci! 923 01:06:14,927 --> 01:06:16,280 (Happy) Good evening. 924 01:06:16,327 --> 01:06:20,366 - But what to do with that cake? - Which cake? - Which? 925 01:06:25,967 --> 01:06:30,085 - This cake! - You tell him? - No, better you, come on. 926 01:06:30,127 --> 01:06:33,802 - No, come on, you tell him. - You! - You tell him. - You tell him, come on. 927 01:06:33,847 --> 01:06:36,361 Hey, Chip and Dale! What, are you kidding me? 928 01:06:36,647 --> 01:06:38,763 Oh mama! 929 01:06:40,607 --> 01:06:42,882 - But who is your mother? - No... 930 01:06:42,927 --> 01:06:45,999 - And what is he doing inside the cake? - It's grandma's cake! 931 01:06:46,047 --> 01:06:48,845 Look, "escape from Alcatraz", do you want to be funny with me? 932 01:06:48,887 --> 01:06:53,403 - No, we were carrying her... - Yes! ...at a bachelor party. 933 01:06:53,447 --> 01:06:55,483 - Celibacy, yes. - Yes. 934 01:06:55,527 --> 01:06:58,917 The old one?! At a stag party? In a hospice! 935 01:06:58,967 --> 01:07:01,327 But what does he do? Do you lap dance while attached to IVs? 936 01:07:01,367 --> 01:07:06,202 She likes it. It may not seem like it but she likes it. But I like it a lot! Here's how you like it! 937 01:07:06,247 --> 01:07:09,956 If only you knew how hard it would be to avoid let everyone put their hands on her. 938 01:07:10,807 --> 01:07:14,686 That is, you want to tell me who pay this one for... 939 01:07:14,727 --> 01:07:19,164 Handsomely! Please update. The "tards" they are in fashion! Look at Macron's wife. 940 01:07:20,887 --> 01:07:24,243 I can't understand. But why Is everyone mad at this poor old woman? 941 01:07:24,287 --> 01:07:27,359 Because there is nothing more divine, that "suck" the granny. 942 01:07:27,407 --> 01:07:30,287 - (Happy) And in ten years... - (Gualtiero) she will be even more "good"! 943 01:07:31,927 --> 01:07:39,927 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 944 01:07:43,607 --> 01:07:46,075 Here you are! A nice "ravanatina" and it's ready. 945 01:07:48,887 --> 01:07:51,003 What do you think, will I win over Trudeau? 946 01:07:51,047 --> 01:07:54,881 (SOLEMN MUSIC) 947 01:07:54,927 --> 01:07:59,239 Look at me dressed like this, I already have grabbed ten thousand views. 948 01:07:59,287 --> 01:08:01,847 - And the advertising banners go up. - Did you see... 949 01:08:01,887 --> 01:08:04,481 - Come on, come on! - Ravano me. 950 01:08:04,527 --> 01:08:07,166 (SOLEMN MUSIC) 951 01:08:07,207 --> 01:08:11,325 And now the chef will present us the menu Christmas for the challenge. They are test dishes. 952 01:08:11,367 --> 01:08:14,962 - I was looking for you! - But who are you? - She's my wife! - Oh, sorry! 953 01:08:15,007 --> 01:08:19,683 So, as a first course, the traditional ones Christmas lasagna, corrected by me. 954 01:08:19,727 --> 01:08:24,881 With molasses, dark chocolate, guacamole, shelled bananas and peanut butter. Huh? 955 01:08:24,927 --> 01:08:29,045 - Looks good! - Yes, good for garbage! - Blessed! 956 01:08:29,087 --> 01:08:32,636 Don't listen to her! Certain, the combination is a bit brave but... 957 01:08:32,687 --> 01:08:35,076 And it is a delight for the palate. 958 01:08:36,367 --> 01:08:40,155 Then as a second course capitone stewed, to which I added: 959 01:08:40,207 --> 01:08:46,965 sour cream, raw buffalo sausage and gooseneck chopped fine, fine, fine, fine. 960 01:08:47,007 --> 01:08:49,919 - Interesting combination. - Are you joking?! 961 01:08:49,967 --> 01:08:52,356 Interesting for whom? For a psychiatrist? 962 01:08:52,407 --> 01:08:56,116 Alas, I love this rubbish Unfortunately I'm used to it. 963 01:08:56,167 --> 01:09:00,206 But what does she know? Supplì and rice ball, that's it... 964 01:09:00,247 --> 01:09:02,886 You give this stuff to the G7 people you can't give it! 965 01:09:02,927 --> 01:09:07,921 - But what do you know about the G7? Rotisserie! - Well said! 966 01:09:07,967 --> 01:09:12,165 You can't eat this stuff! It's "inedible"! It's a "key"! 967 01:09:12,207 --> 01:09:15,597 Enough is enough! Fuck her! 968 01:09:15,647 --> 01:09:19,765 Hey! You can't talk like that, do you understand?! To my wife! She can't talk like that! 969 01:09:19,807 --> 01:09:22,063 Even if she doesn't understand shit of haute cuisine, she does nothing! 970 01:09:22,087 --> 01:09:24,965 Because she is my wife and she loves me! Just as I love her, okay? 971 01:09:25,007 --> 01:09:29,558 Do you know why I did all this? Because I want take her to the G7 as she wants to bring her wife. 972 01:09:29,607 --> 01:09:33,520 So now she apologizes to mine ma'am or I'll get the fuck out! 973 01:09:33,567 --> 01:09:37,401 No! For God's sake! And where can I find someone else like her? 974 01:09:37,447 --> 01:09:41,440 Ah! You hear us from these ears! You hear from these, huh? 975 01:09:41,487 --> 01:09:49,487 (ROMANCE MUSIC) 976 01:09:49,647 --> 01:09:51,638 Holy shit... 977 01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:53,882 (ROMANCE MUSIC) 978 01:09:53,927 --> 01:10:00,162 What a fuck I had with this one old! She took my life away! I'm devastated! 979 01:10:01,167 --> 01:10:06,685 If my grandmother's friends were alive... who knows what we would do! What the hell... 980 01:10:06,727 --> 01:10:11,482 (ROMANCE MUSIC) 981 01:10:11,527 --> 01:10:18,763 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 982 01:10:18,807 --> 01:10:24,040 - I apologize. But do you know that the old woman does stag parties? - Lina? 983 01:10:24,087 --> 01:10:28,638 Still with this story? My name is neither Lina nor Mariolina! 984 01:10:28,687 --> 01:10:33,158 - No, I repeated the name like lovers do. - Even in love! 985 01:10:33,207 --> 01:10:36,995 - Don't tell me you slept with him? - Why, is it a crime? Do you go to jail? 986 01:10:37,047 --> 01:10:41,120 With minors you go to jail, with old women you go to a mental hospital! 987 01:10:41,167 --> 01:10:45,638 No, I say, but did you get a good look at it? That when she went to school, she sat at the desk with the befana! 988 01:10:45,687 --> 01:10:47,678 But how can you like someone like that? 989 01:10:47,727 --> 01:10:52,118 Look, I honestly don't remember anything. I just know it was a crazy night. 990 01:10:52,167 --> 01:10:55,523 - I also have a photograph - As well? - I'll show it to her so she understands. 991 01:10:55,567 --> 01:10:57,637 Here... Tiè! 992 01:11:00,087 --> 01:11:06,242 - What an ass! - I was lucky. I don't know how... she took herself... 993 01:11:06,287 --> 01:11:11,042 No, I say, what an ass the granny is! "Kill"! It keeps well, look at that stuff! 994 01:11:11,087 --> 01:11:14,159 Old, but with the ass of a "little girl"! 995 01:11:14,207 --> 01:11:18,997 In fact, I was expecting it too which was a mummy made of parchment. 996 01:11:19,047 --> 01:11:22,357 Well, to be in a doggy style, it's in a doggy style! Almost like a sheep... 997 01:11:23,527 --> 01:11:27,367 - Give me the phone! - What are you doing, are you leaving? You send it to me on WhatsApp, right? 998 01:11:31,367 --> 01:11:33,403 A strong coffee. 999 01:11:33,447 --> 01:11:36,120 (ROMANCE MUSIC) 1000 01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:41,321 - I didn't think I would find the man of my life like this. - Did you see? Well. 1001 01:11:41,367 --> 01:11:46,964 - I had a wonderful night. - Really? Me too. 1002 01:11:47,007 --> 01:11:51,125 - It was all so unexpected... - For me too. Crazy! 1003 01:11:51,167 --> 01:11:55,877 But who would have ever expected it such a "fuck"! 1004 01:11:55,927 --> 01:12:01,638 It really wasn't just sex. I believe so having found something that lasts forever. 1005 01:12:01,687 --> 01:12:03,996 - I'm happy for you. - Why, for you, not? 1006 01:12:04,047 --> 01:12:08,598 Okay, but "forever" is a big word. Let's see how old age lasts. 1007 01:12:08,647 --> 01:12:12,879 - But what old age? - The wine judge. Yesterday I fucked her. 1008 01:12:12,927 --> 01:12:16,886 I destroyed it! I sent her home in the ambulance! 1009 01:12:16,927 --> 01:12:20,602 - I think you're wrong. - I don't remember anything, but I have proof. 1010 01:12:20,647 --> 01:12:22,922 That will give me the sure vote! 1011 01:12:25,927 --> 01:12:29,920 Are you "dumb"? I tell you who I am happy for you and you take me to "tumbulate"? 1012 01:12:29,967 --> 01:12:32,356 You have to have more respect for women, understand? 1013 01:12:34,447 --> 01:12:36,244 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 1014 01:12:36,287 --> 01:12:38,517 Let's see the base. 1015 01:12:38,847 --> 01:12:43,921 Ok, it needs to stay in the oven a little longer, Therefore... 1016 01:12:44,967 --> 01:12:47,162 Then I continue whipping the cream. 1017 01:12:50,927 --> 01:12:54,363 But... was it two or three tablespoons of sugar? 1018 01:12:58,287 --> 01:13:01,723 Ouch! But damn it! 1019 01:13:02,847 --> 01:13:04,838 Oh, Madonna! 1020 01:13:05,527 --> 01:13:07,483 (PEARL SCREAMS) 1021 01:13:11,887 --> 01:13:15,960 I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I'm going home! 1022 01:13:19,527 --> 01:13:22,644 And instead of laughing he finds a solution, that's what I pay you for! 1023 01:13:22,687 --> 01:13:24,623 Oh, I'm not paying you? And you don't have to laugh anyway! 1024 01:13:24,647 --> 01:13:28,037 - Ole! - Oh mama! But you want me dead. 1025 01:13:28,087 --> 01:13:30,223 What do you say? Will the Spanish Prime Minister like me? 1026 01:13:30,247 --> 01:13:33,319 - But Spain is not in the G7. - Ah, she was eliminated? 1027 01:13:33,367 --> 01:13:35,562 But what are the World Cups? There is no Spain. 1028 01:13:35,607 --> 01:13:38,405 Then I'll show you the Bavarian one for Merkel! 1029 01:13:38,447 --> 01:13:40,358 No! 1030 01:13:41,007 --> 01:13:45,876 - Why don't we go to the G7. - But why? 1031 01:13:45,927 --> 01:13:48,367 Because we lose, you're the only one who didn't understand it! 1032 01:13:48,407 --> 01:13:53,959 Whatever that chef cooks becomes garbage. So, we don't win the contract. 1033 01:13:54,007 --> 01:13:57,920 Take these four rags, make a blaze and set it on fire! 1034 01:13:57,967 --> 01:14:01,516 - I want to go to the G7! - Oh, yes? 1035 01:14:02,007 --> 01:14:05,443 When the Ciociaria join a united Europe! 1036 01:14:05,567 --> 01:14:09,958 - Hey, handsome! - Damn! I only have these coronary arteries, I don't have any others. 1037 01:14:10,007 --> 01:14:14,319 Sorry, because you hired my husband anyway knowing that his kitchen is a "key"? 1038 01:14:14,367 --> 01:14:18,519 - Shh! Because I have to lose. - Must he lose? - I don't have the money for catering. 1039 01:14:18,567 --> 01:14:22,560 - But in what sense? - I'm ruined, understand? I don't have a euro! 1040 01:14:22,607 --> 01:14:26,202 - But if I lose my debts, that's it. - Oh, no! 1041 01:14:26,247 --> 01:14:32,117 She deluded him into being a great chef and instead she makes him look bad in front of everyone. 1042 01:14:32,167 --> 01:14:34,601 And who cares? 1043 01:14:36,847 --> 01:14:40,920 - But do you really want to go back to making sweets at parties? - It's what I know how to do. 1044 01:14:40,967 --> 01:14:44,463 - I tried, but it didn't go well. - But everyone at the party was crazy about your sweets. 1045 01:14:44,487 --> 01:14:49,641 - Come on, go back, give it another try. - Happy, I'm not a pastry chef! 1046 01:14:49,687 --> 01:14:54,442 In what sense? How are you not a pastry chef? Is there something I don't know? 1047 01:14:54,487 --> 01:14:56,523 Yes! 1048 01:14:58,087 --> 01:15:01,477 Yes... Yes... 1049 01:15:01,527 --> 01:15:06,282 - You're right. I am "the" pastry chef. - Yes! - Yes! 1050 01:15:06,847 --> 01:15:10,317 - Friends, today is the big day. - Yes, chef! - I want you loaded! - Yes, chef! 1051 01:15:10,367 --> 01:15:13,404 - Convinced! Winners! - Yes, chef! 1052 01:15:13,447 --> 01:15:17,076 - I want you aggressive! Like the All Blacks. - Yes, chef! 1053 01:15:18,727 --> 01:15:22,083 - Let me hear the shout of the Mahori warriors! - (together) Yes, chef! 1054 01:15:22,127 --> 01:15:30,127 (VERSE OF THE MAHORI WARRIORS) 1055 01:15:33,287 --> 01:15:41,287 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 1056 01:15:53,287 --> 01:16:01,287 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 1057 01:16:02,127 --> 01:16:06,598 - Here she is with the cake! - Yes. I'm going. - And I'll accompany you. 1058 01:16:06,647 --> 01:16:10,606 No, no, no, no, no, no! It's forbidden. You wait for me over there. 1059 01:16:10,647 --> 01:16:12,558 Yes, yes. 1060 01:16:12,607 --> 01:16:20,607 (SUSPENSIVE MUSIC) 1061 01:16:20,767 --> 01:16:24,077 - Raspberry in wine? - Yes. 1062 01:16:24,847 --> 01:16:28,999 - At least I can taste it without feeling sick. - Ah! Good, good. 1063 01:16:30,287 --> 01:16:34,758 (in Sicilian) Just to smell This rubbish makes me want to vomit. 1064 01:16:34,807 --> 01:16:36,923 I didn't understand shit. 1065 01:16:38,527 --> 01:16:43,123 (Spanish accent) Finished the presentation of the dishes from Ubaldo Cerri's catering... 1066 01:16:43,167 --> 01:16:48,287 after a short pause, it will be the turn of Furio Galli's catering. 1067 01:16:48,887 --> 01:16:55,042 - Here it is. In my opinion it's perfect. - It's a work of art, chef! 1068 01:16:55,087 --> 01:16:59,956 - Listen... do you want to have a taste? - I came on purpose. 1069 01:17:00,047 --> 01:17:05,121 Come, Mia, come. Put yourself here and eat too, ah! Here you go. 1070 01:17:05,167 --> 01:17:08,318 - Last taste. - Come on, come on, come on! As? 1071 01:17:08,367 --> 01:17:10,463 (in Neapolitan) - But it's the end of the world! - The end of the world! 1072 01:17:10,487 --> 01:17:14,400 - Take away, take away, take away! Go, go. - Slowly, slowly, don't shake them. 1073 01:17:14,447 --> 01:17:16,199 (Tony) Not the "scutuliate". 1074 01:17:16,247 --> 01:17:20,684 (Gualtiero) As the southerner says, not them "scutuliate". My artwork, slowly, slowly. 1075 01:17:21,607 --> 01:17:26,806 - Chef, here we go! - Oh, yes we are! - Go, go, go, go, go! 1076 01:17:29,327 --> 01:17:33,036 - What happened? - He "pinned up". - What does "Pinned" mean-he Stopped! 1077 01:17:33,087 --> 01:17:35,521 - Did he stop? - Eh! - Sabotage. - Sabotage? 1078 01:17:35,567 --> 01:17:38,206 - Sabotage! - Did they sabotage us? - Sabotage! 1079 01:17:38,247 --> 01:17:42,206 - "Cofoo"! - Chatù! - "Tam Tam". - Chintan! - Go! 1080 01:17:42,247 --> 01:17:50,247 (SOLEMN MUSIC) 1081 01:17:57,647 --> 01:18:01,356 (BUZZ) 1082 01:18:01,407 --> 01:18:03,921 - Well? - He's gone again, chef! - No! - Yes! 1083 01:18:03,967 --> 01:18:06,720 Well done, Chatù and well done, Chintan! 1084 01:18:08,007 --> 01:18:12,046 (CHANGING) 1085 01:18:12,087 --> 01:18:14,203 - What a beautiful thing, chef! - We did it! 1086 01:18:14,247 --> 01:18:20,356 Oh, little one! Mia, what happened? It is you Has all the flour ended up on you? 1087 01:18:20,607 --> 01:18:23,041 (MY FART) 1088 01:18:23,087 --> 01:18:26,477 - She let out a nice fart, though, eh! - She must be excited. - Eh, excited... 1089 01:18:26,527 --> 01:18:29,758 - It's just like me. Me too when I get emotional... - Do you fart too? - Eh! 1090 01:18:29,807 --> 01:18:33,720 Yes, but smell it! What a smell! What a stench! Madonna! 1091 01:18:33,767 --> 01:18:37,760 - My goodness, what is this smell? - It's the smell, it's the smell. 1092 01:18:38,047 --> 01:18:40,743 - Did I say "it stinks"? - Yes. - I heard, I said it! - I said it too. 1093 01:18:40,767 --> 01:18:44,442 I mean, I smell it! I can smell it! I feel it! 1094 01:18:44,847 --> 01:18:47,839 Look how it stinks! Listen! 1095 01:18:48,167 --> 01:18:51,796 But this isn't stink, this is poetry! 1096 01:18:52,607 --> 01:18:56,805 But isn't my taste back too? I have to taste it! 1097 01:18:56,847 --> 01:18:59,236 I'm excited! 1098 01:19:03,127 --> 01:19:06,039 Oh, mother! Oh, mother! 1099 01:19:06,087 --> 01:19:10,365 (TONY VOMITS) 1100 01:19:11,327 --> 01:19:14,683 - But what is this "key"? - "This shit"? - Eh! 1101 01:19:14,727 --> 01:19:18,515 (in broken Neapolitan) But how, earlier you said it was the end of the world! 1102 01:19:18,567 --> 01:19:23,322 - Chef, we will lose for sure. - Us?! - Eh! - But go away, go, into the pan! 1103 01:19:23,367 --> 01:19:31,367 (SOLEMN MUSIC) 1104 01:19:35,927 --> 01:19:40,284 And here are the proposals by chef Gualtiero Saporito. 1105 01:19:40,327 --> 01:19:43,922 Which from what I see has changed at the last moment his first course... 1106 01:19:43,967 --> 01:19:46,925 subjecting to your judgment a calamarata of paccheri. 1107 01:19:46,967 --> 01:19:49,322 And now the wine pairing. 1108 01:19:49,367 --> 01:19:53,724 A juxtaposition proposed by sommelier Filippo Tosti. 1109 01:19:57,207 --> 01:19:58,925 "Et voilà"...Shit! 1110 01:19:58,967 --> 01:20:01,527 The smell is actually very good. 1111 01:20:01,567 --> 01:20:06,038 - What are you doing here? - Please address me as "lei" since we don't know each other. 1112 01:20:06,087 --> 01:20:08,840 - But... - Ah! Lambrusco? 1113 01:20:08,887 --> 01:20:13,563 Twelve and a half degrees... A wine by big drinkers. He can go to your head. 1114 01:20:13,607 --> 01:20:19,603 - Are you sure about this choice? - Very sure! I'm a sommelier, so... 1115 01:20:19,647 --> 01:20:21,877 Now let's taste... 1116 01:20:22,927 --> 01:20:25,395 "Et voilà"! 1117 01:20:29,327 --> 01:20:31,397 The perfume is... 1118 01:20:35,367 --> 01:20:38,757 One moment! I would like I too can feel the bouquet of this wine. 1119 01:20:38,807 --> 01:20:43,039 - Ah, why, do you want to taste it too? - Certain! 1120 01:20:43,847 --> 01:20:49,638 I didn't think there was also tasting... 1121 01:20:52,207 --> 01:20:54,482 Okay, I confess, um... The... 1122 01:20:54,527 --> 01:20:57,121 Lambrusco from Sorbara! 1123 01:20:57,167 --> 01:21:01,877 The best grape variety! An enchanting and sensual "cru". 1124 01:21:01,927 --> 01:21:06,125 Sublime choice, congratulations! She has my vote. 1125 01:21:06,167 --> 01:21:08,920 (APPLAUSE) 1126 01:21:08,967 --> 01:21:10,958 Thank you! 1127 01:21:11,007 --> 01:21:13,965 Let's now move on to the tasting of the second course... 1128 01:21:14,007 --> 01:21:18,922 that our chef has changed, by offering us supplements over the phone. 1129 01:21:18,967 --> 01:21:23,961 - Can you explain to me why you sent me to bed with the old woman? - Haven't you figured out it was me yet? 1130 01:21:25,007 --> 01:21:26,884 Really? 1131 01:21:26,927 --> 01:21:31,318 That's why the second time I went As I got older I didn't like it at all. 1132 01:21:31,367 --> 01:21:34,404 Come on, I'm joking, my love! "Sugarade". 1133 01:21:34,967 --> 01:21:39,358 - (Judge) Everything was delicious! - Exceptional! - Well yes. 1134 01:21:41,527 --> 01:21:45,076 - But... where's the dessert? - Well, who knows... Um... 1135 01:21:45,127 --> 01:21:53,127 (MUSIC FROM "I WILL SURVIVE" BY GLORIA GAYNOR) 1136 01:21:55,847 --> 01:21:58,725 You should have lost! You should have lost! You're a cheater! 1137 01:21:58,767 --> 01:22:01,361 But who could have imagined it that these people liked lasagna... 1138 01:22:01,407 --> 01:22:04,365 with chocolate molasses, bananas and peanut butter! 1139 01:22:04,407 --> 01:22:07,126 - You won't see a single cent from me! - Calm down! Calm down! 1140 01:22:07,167 --> 01:22:09,237 We won! 1141 01:22:09,287 --> 01:22:11,562 (together) Gualtiero! 1142 01:22:11,727 --> 01:22:14,082 - (Gualtiero) We won! - (together) Gualtiero! 1143 01:22:14,127 --> 01:22:18,086 We won! We won! We won! 1144 01:22:18,127 --> 01:22:20,007 (in Neapolitan) I am the best chef in the world! 1145 01:22:20,047 --> 01:22:24,583 The judges understood this, they have a refined palate. You, on the other hand, never understood me! Never understood! 1146 01:22:24,607 --> 01:22:30,443 You're right, Gualtiero! You are great chef. You are the greatest chef in the world! 1147 01:22:30,487 --> 01:22:32,955 Gualtiero, sorry if I hadn't figured it out yet! 1148 01:22:33,007 --> 01:22:37,444 - Let's go to the G7! Let's go to the G7! Let's go to the G7! - Yes! 1149 01:22:37,487 --> 01:22:42,242 - Yes! Yes! Yes! - (Gualtiero) Let's go to the G7! Let's go to the G7! 1150 01:22:42,287 --> 01:22:44,323 No! 1151 01:22:45,327 --> 01:22:48,683 - We're not going to the G7. - Why don't we go? 1152 01:22:48,727 --> 01:22:52,322 Because I don't even have a single euro left to organize the event. 1153 01:22:52,367 --> 01:22:55,245 I'm ruined. Failed. I am sorry. 1154 01:22:55,287 --> 01:22:58,165 (crying) No! But I want it go to the G7, understand? Because I won! 1155 01:22:58,207 --> 01:23:01,677 (crying) So I want to go at all costs! I deserve it! And I'm going! 1156 01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:04,116 And I want... 1157 01:23:04,167 --> 01:23:07,079 - Well, let's take a collection! - Let's hope! 1158 01:23:07,127 --> 01:23:09,687 - I have 2000 euros. - Furio, listen! 1159 01:23:09,727 --> 01:23:13,322 - I'll ask my aunt for them, maybe she'll give them to me. - Fury! - Make them talk! 1160 01:23:13,367 --> 01:23:16,120 - We have some problems with the mortgage. - But one little thing... 1161 01:23:16,167 --> 01:23:18,556 - Listen to me! - Shut up! 1162 01:23:18,607 --> 01:23:22,566 - And... And you, ma'am? - I have 600,000 euros! - You have to shut up! 1163 01:23:22,607 --> 01:23:25,041 She seems the wealthiest to me... 1164 01:23:25,647 --> 01:23:28,286 - 600,000 euros?! - Yes. 1165 01:23:28,327 --> 01:23:30,795 And why didn't you tell me before that you had all this money? 1166 01:23:30,847 --> 01:23:33,823 - But I didn't have them before. I collected them little by little. - In installments? 1167 01:23:33,847 --> 01:23:38,602 On the net. With "crowdfunding" I managed to raise 600,000 euros. 1168 01:23:38,647 --> 01:23:40,763 My love! 1169 01:23:40,807 --> 01:23:43,321 Let's go to the G7! 1170 01:23:43,367 --> 01:23:51,367 (together) At the G7! At the G7! At the G7! At the G7! 1171 01:23:51,487 --> 01:23:52,743 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 1172 01:23:52,767 --> 01:23:58,876 Imagine the envy of my colleagues when I tell them that my wife will make donuts for Donald Trump! 1173 01:24:02,647 --> 01:24:03,716 It's an honor... 1174 01:24:07,407 --> 01:24:11,446 (MARIO INHALES DEEPLY) 1175 01:24:11,487 --> 01:24:17,198 I don't understand why she had me picked up by the guards and has been interrogating me for hours. 1176 01:24:17,247 --> 01:24:19,920 But he wants to explain to me what does he want from me? 1177 01:24:19,967 --> 01:24:26,156 Eh, what do I want from her? I want that thing that only she seems to have. 1178 01:24:26,207 --> 01:24:28,675 But what? I do not understand... 1179 01:24:28,847 --> 01:24:31,361 (HAPPY MUSIC) 1180 01:24:31,407 --> 01:24:38,199 Fantastic, I know I don't earn much, but I could draw from my savings. 1181 01:24:38,247 --> 01:24:43,844 And if she gave herself to me, I would be willing to give you even 600 euros. 1182 01:24:43,887 --> 01:24:45,923 We just need to do it now. 1183 01:24:45,967 --> 01:24:50,165 I want to ruin myself! I also take a fixed "rate" mortgage! 1184 01:24:50,207 --> 01:24:58,207 I won't hide from you that you are not indifferent to me, also because she reminds me of my poor husband. 1185 01:25:01,567 --> 01:25:04,923 I would also be tempted to dissolve the vote. 1186 01:25:05,327 --> 01:25:08,364 But we are identical! That's me with the beard! 1187 01:25:08,407 --> 01:25:11,843 But then what's the problem? Come on, let's do it now! 1188 01:25:11,887 --> 01:25:15,596 Eh, no, eh! You marry me first! 1189 01:25:15,647 --> 01:25:21,756 Of course I'll marry you. So during the journey of wedding we will add two chapters to the Kama Sutra! 1190 01:25:21,807 --> 01:25:23,320 My beautiful kitty! 1191 01:25:23,367 --> 01:25:26,643 (IMITATES A ROAR) 1192 01:25:26,687 --> 01:25:34,687 (TG5 Acronym) 1193 01:25:37,407 --> 01:25:44,199 Good morning and welcome to TG5. It started today the G7 in the Buonconsiglio castle in Trento. 1194 01:25:44,247 --> 01:25:50,163 It was there before the work began the presentation press conference... 1195 01:25:50,207 --> 01:25:54,997 which will be followed by the usual photos and a breakfast behind closed doors... 1196 01:25:55,047 --> 01:26:01,646 during which gods will be served surprise dishes from a well-known Italian chef. 1197 01:26:01,687 --> 01:26:04,679 And now let's move on to domestic political news. 1198 01:26:04,727 --> 01:26:12,727 (SOLEMN MUSIC) 1199 01:26:24,407 --> 01:26:27,922 (Caterina) Donald! Angela! Emmanuel! 1200 01:26:27,967 --> 01:26:32,404 What do you do? Ninth! Leave me! Another photo! Another photo! 1201 01:26:32,447 --> 01:26:37,999 Cooking eighteen courses was it for me a very heavy commitment. Very burdensome. 1202 01:26:38,047 --> 01:26:41,562 - Oh, but also taste them, chef! - But what?! 1203 01:26:41,607 --> 01:26:44,963 - For me it was an honor, master! - (softly) Thank you. 1204 01:26:45,007 --> 01:26:47,885 Chef! But... his lady? Where is she? 1205 01:26:47,927 --> 01:26:50,839 I got it out of the way, she wanted to contaminate my creations. 1206 01:26:50,887 --> 01:26:52,559 (together) Ah... 1207 01:26:52,607 --> 01:26:54,677 - Never mind, eh? - Too bad, too bad, chef. 1208 01:26:54,727 --> 01:26:57,878 Gualtiero! Gualtiero! Open the door! 1209 01:26:57,927 --> 01:27:02,364 Gualtiero! You're crazy! Open up, what do you do? World War III breaks out! 1210 01:27:03,287 --> 01:27:07,803 "Pupunzita", sorry, I don't understand why I have to dress like this to bake cakes. 1211 01:27:07,847 --> 01:27:12,238 Love, it seems it's the ceremony. Juncker wants it. 1212 01:27:14,247 --> 01:27:15,475 The ceremony. 1213 01:27:15,527 --> 01:27:18,963 Pearly, fragrant bouquet... I don't understand... 1214 01:27:19,007 --> 01:27:24,161 - A '53 Cherub! - Remove this rubbish! It's as old as the "pereto". 1215 01:27:24,207 --> 01:27:27,199 It's an excellent year. This is great for Macron! 1216 01:27:27,247 --> 01:27:29,283 Yes, it's the same vintage as the wife. 1217 01:27:34,567 --> 01:27:39,118 They must have just finished tasting my pearly risotto... 1218 01:27:39,167 --> 01:27:44,195 with sour cherry jam, suet, caviar and anise. 1219 01:27:44,247 --> 01:27:46,283 Anise. 1220 01:27:47,767 --> 01:27:50,406 (ACOUSTIC SIGNAL) 1221 01:27:50,447 --> 01:27:52,358 (VOMITING) 1222 01:27:52,407 --> 01:27:55,365 (in English) Damn it! 1223 01:27:55,407 --> 01:27:59,559 (in English) Poor stomach! 1224 01:27:59,607 --> 01:28:04,681 (INAUDIBLE WORDS BY SHINZO ABE) 1225 01:28:06,287 --> 01:28:09,199 - (Merkel) Gentiloni! - (May) Gentlemen! 1226 01:28:09,247 --> 01:28:12,284 (Merkel, in German) Get out! Bait! 1227 01:28:12,327 --> 01:28:13,760 (Gentiloni) Go away, big ass! 1228 01:28:13,807 --> 01:28:15,525 (Merkel, in German) Open the door! 1229 01:28:15,567 --> 01:28:18,286 (May) "Exit", Gentiloni! 1230 01:28:18,327 --> 01:28:21,364 But it doesn't seem like the time to talk about Brexit. 1231 01:28:22,807 --> 01:28:26,959 (VOMITING) 1232 01:28:27,007 --> 01:28:33,480 (MACRON'S INCOMPREHENSIBLE WORDS) 1233 01:28:33,687 --> 01:28:38,886 No! It's Beata's fault! Don't arrest me! Don't arrest me! It's Christmas! It's Christmas! 1234 01:28:38,927 --> 01:28:44,160 It's Christmas at Chef's! 116625