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Previously on Let's Get Physical:
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So who did you hire?
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(LAUGHTER)
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The dancing criminals?
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Absolutely not.
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Mom, it's trust, teamwork,
and a whole lot of flair.
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- Can you lead them?
- Can I lead them? Watch this.
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(DISCO MUSIC)
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♪ I took it so high ♪
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♪ So low ♪
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♪ So low there was nowhere to go ♪
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♪ Like a bad dream ♪
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♪ Somehow the wires uncrossed
the tables were turned ♪
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♪ Never knew I had
such a lesson to learn ♪
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♪ I'm feeling good from
my head to my shoes ♪
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♪ Know where I'm going ♪
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- ♪ And I know what to do ♪
- ♪ What to do ♪
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- ♪ I tidied up my... ♪
- (MUSIC STOPS)
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Who changed the routine?
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And more importantly, who picked
out these godforsaken uniforms?
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- (SIGHING)
- Their captain did.
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- Pretty great, right?
- Where did you get them?
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From some sewing school
for the blind and handless?
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Did I ask for the opinion
of the ghost of Joan Rivers?
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I'm sorry. Wait...
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Do you guys not like your outfits?
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Uh... they're flameproof.
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- And girl-proof.
- I'm so sorry, Snacks,
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did you get into competitive
aerobics for all the ass?
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Okay, enough.
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There's only one person that
can fix this nightmare of a mess.
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We're going on a team field trip.
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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(SIGHING)
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- ♪ Let's get physical, physical ♪
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com -
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- (TIRES SQUEALING)
- (DISCO SONG PLAYING IN CAR)
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Where are we?
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Dr. Arcyl.
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He's the first and last
name in aerobics attire.
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He invented Lycra. His name
spelled backward is Lycra.
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Yeah, you say that
like it's a coincidence.
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Uh, Dr. Arcyl used to custom-make
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the Colonel's uniforms back in
the day. We were quite the trio.
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You used to call him Uncle Arcyl.
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- Remember that, Joe?
- I did not all him Uncle Arcyl.
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That is too hard to say.
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ALL: (STRUGGLING) Uncle Arcyl. Uncle
Arcyl. Uncle Arcyl. Uncle Arcyl...
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Well, if Dr. Arcyl's unorthodox methods
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can't make you guys
look good, nothing can.
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(HUSHED) Ah, there he is.
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(QUIRKY MUSIC)
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Janet!
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- Oh, so good to see you. Yeah.
- Oh, and you look wonderful.
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Ah! Do you remember Joe?
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- Oh, my God! Joe?
- Mmm.
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You look like someone who ate
Joe but kept his face, only older.
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- Ah-ha! Gotcha!
- (BOTH LAUGH)
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Uh, Steve, this is the rest of the
team: Tina, Clarence and Snacks.
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It's a pleasure to meet you all.
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What a journey we're about to take.
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Hold up. Your name's Steve Arcyl?
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No. My father's name is Steve
Arcyl. My name is Dr. Steve Arcyl.
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I'm much more accomplished
than he ever was.
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Anyway, shall we?
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(QUIRKY MUSIC)
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Welcome to Arcyl HQ.
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This is the first custom leotard
I designed for your father,
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- beginning of a lifelong partnership.
- (JANET CHUCKLING)
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This is another one of your father's,
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my first aerobics
leotard with long sleeves.
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Nobody thought to do sleeves before.
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Actually, I think this
was your mother's idea.
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- We were trailblazers, weren't we, Janet?
- Oh, yes, we were.
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Sleeves on clothes. Groundbreaking.
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Alright, let's get down
to business, shall we?
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I want you all to find a
fabric that speaks to you.
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Go, explore the space.
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Behind the yam, salmon, and azure-blue
pillars is a world of fabric.
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So... go and choose your fabric,
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or should I say...
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let your fabric choose you?
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- Go, go.
- JOE: Okay...
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- (THUMPING DANCE MUSIC)
- _
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Alright, listen up!
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Regionals is less than a week away.
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So far, we've been focusing
a lot on the physical.
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Today, we're gonna hone in...
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on the crown chakra, the mental.
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Now, in aerobics, as in all sports,
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one needs to be broken down
before one can be rebuilt.
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So who's with me, men? Now,
Denise, I know you're not a man,
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but I'm going to be
referring to the group as men
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for expediency purposes
and not sexist ones.
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Okay? Let's do this!
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Oh, hey, babe.
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Come to watch the men work?
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Again, Denise, not a comment on
you. It's just faster this way. Okay?
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Sorry I was late. I was
finishing up this binder.
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It is broken up into 14 chapters,
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which perfectly dissect our
physical and mental attacks.
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Oh... oh, no, don't worry. I...
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I made enough binders
for everyone, so...
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Oh, Babe! Oh, rrrr! Oh, I
should've said something!
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Uh-duh... um, today's
just gonna be the team.
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- Aren't I a part of the team?
- Of course you're part of the team.
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I-I meant, uh, today's
just... the inner circle.
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Um, I... I assumed I was a part
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- of the inner circle.
- Oh, yes, no, you are! Yes, yes.
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Um, I meant but there's
also an inner, inner circle,
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comprised of just me and the boys.
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Denise, you know what I'm gonna say.
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- I see. Yeah.
- Okay?
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I'm gonna see you later. Grrr.
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Okay, I'll see you
tonight. I-I love you,
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and I'm gonna make you those
chicken-turkey vegan meatballs you love,
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- the grass-fed ones.
- Yeah.
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Okay, Yoga Pants...
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(HOWLING)
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who [BLEEP]ed my face.
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Okay, where was I before that,
uh, that little interruption?
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Um... ah, yes, mental
toughness, gentlemen.
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Denise, it's not all about you!!
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God!
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(QUIRKY MUSIC)
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You can tell a lot about someone
from their Lycra selection.
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Color, design, elasticity:
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all windows into the psyche.
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But, today, one thing
is abundantly clear.
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Never in all my years
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have I seen a team's Lycra selections
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so at odds with one another!
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I mean, how do these
colours go together?! How?!
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(SIGHING)
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Now...
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Thanks for dropping by, but...
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I have other business to attend to.
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- Wait! This is crazy!
- (ALL PROTESTING)
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Guys, guys, maybe this is like a test.
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You know, where we're supposed to,
like, all agree on the same fabric,
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or some type of shit like that.
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Whatever. This is ridiculous.
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We're not quitting just
because of some junk science
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and Lycra psychology. No. Uh-uh.
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It is not junk science.
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And if you don't believe me,
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I invite you to read the e-book
that I self-published on the subject:
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Lycra Acracadabra, the Magic
of Design Selection Analysis.
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Okay...
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you say you're a team.
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Then I ask you one more time:
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How... do these...
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go... together?
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Alright, get your clothes off.
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- ALL: What?
- Get your [BLEEP]ing clothes off!
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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Dope, what are you doing?
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_
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In competitive aerobics,
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the most important
thing after your body...
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is your face.
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And your face needs to look like
it's had the time of its life,
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no matter what.
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You ladies think you
can hold that smile?
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Now, I use the term ladies
as a pejorative, Denise,
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but again, I... I'm not sexist,
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- okay? That's just how people talk. Okay?
- Uh... uh...
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So, uh, no need to worry about
that. Get off your high horse.
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Alright? I fully respect women.
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- You see that, right? Okay.
- Uh-huh.
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Now, speaking of women,
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Chad R.,
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didn't your girlfriend of four years
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recently break up with
you via social media?
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- Let's refresh that memory.
- (COMPUTER BUZZES)
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_
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- I'm sorry for your loss.
- _
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Oh, look! A lovely
picture of your grandma.
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Is she still alive,
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or did you miss one
final chance to see her
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because you were at Burning Man?!
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Have you ever seen the movie
Up? It's a great Pixar film,
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specifically the-the opening montage
with the sweet, little old couple.
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The wife dies.
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The old man falls apart.
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His house flies away.
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The ship flew away, man... woman.
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You know what I mean.
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Okay, that was a pretty good warm-up.
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That was just the appetizer.
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Now it's time for the main course.
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- (COMPUTER BEEPING)
- (POWERS DOWN)
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- Oh.
- Goddammit.
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Cross Control, reboot system.
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(LOCKS CLICKING)
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- (DOOR RATTLING)
- Uh...
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hang on, guys. I'm just gonna
try to do a hard restart.
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- (LOUD NOISE)
- Cross Cont...
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- Argh!
- Shit!
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- (LOUD FRENZIED MUSIC PLAYING)
- (COMPUTER BEEPING)
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- (LOCKS CLICKING AGAIN)
- No, not louder!
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- (MUSIC BLARING)
- (TEAM MOANING)
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Cross Control, this is your
maker! I command you to stop!!
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- (LOCKS CLICKING)
- (POWERS DOWN)
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(TEAM SIGHING IN RELIEF)
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- Ow.
- Ah...
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See? Sometimes you just
gotta show 'em who's boss.
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CROSS CONTROL: Hello, Mr.
Cross. Shall we play a game?
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(EERIE MUSIC)
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(QUIRKY MUSIC)
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This feels like a very unnecessary
step in the whole process.
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Actually... it's a very
necessary step in the process.
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How else could we ensure the
authentic Arcyl Lycra fit?
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I thought pretty easily, right?
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Like, isn't it super-stretchy?
That's, like, its main thing?
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Joe, Joe, which one of us is
the doctor who invented Lycra?
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You.
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You can object to my
proven methods all you want,
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but one thing you absolutely cannot do,
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for the next hour, is move.
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These casts are expensive.
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- Janet...
- Mmm.
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would you care to join me for
some Prosecco and Spanish ham?
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- Oh, I would love that.
- Excellent.
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I bet those outfits that
the captain picked out
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look pretty good right now, right?
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00:10:04,969 --> 00:10:06,299
- No, they were horrible.
- I hated them.
227
00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:08,262
- Why are they horrible? Why do you have to...
- Terrible. They're stupid!
228
00:10:08,268 --> 00:10:10,572
- (ALL GRUMBLING)
- I hate this, man! I want out!
229
00:10:10,578 --> 00:10:12,760
Stop staring at me,
Snacks! Stop staring at me!
230
00:10:12,766 --> 00:10:14,204
No, you're freaking me out.
231
00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:16,192
(ROCK MUSIC)
232
00:10:16,263 --> 00:10:18,936
- No one would even be on a team...
- I pissed myself, like five minutes ago.
233
00:10:18,942 --> 00:10:21,502
None of you would be on this
team if it wasn't for me.
234
00:10:21,508 --> 00:10:23,509
Technically, Janet recruited me.
235
00:10:23,515 --> 00:10:25,174
What if this fabric fool is, like,
236
00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:28,489
using all this plaster shit to
mass produce sex toys of my dong?
237
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,506
Oh, yeah, because anybody
would ever buy that.
238
00:10:30,512 --> 00:10:32,043
- You wish!
- What do I wish?
239
00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:35,380
That people don't buy replicas of
your dong? Yeah, that's what I wish!
240
00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:37,344
It's obvious you don't
think of us as a team.
241
00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:39,872
All you care about is beating
Barry and your stupid rivalry.
242
00:10:39,878 --> 00:10:43,345
Yeah, all this fool cares about is
bossing us around like employees.
243
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,573
How come my costume was just MC
Hammer pants? Is it 'cause I'm black?
244
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:49,532
- Is that all you know about me?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Nuh-uh. Mm-mm.
245
00:10:49,538 --> 00:10:51,526
Mmm. I know lots of stuff about you.
246
00:10:51,532 --> 00:10:54,235
I know that your nickname is Snacks.
247
00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:55,561
Yeah, how do I spell it?
248
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:59,082
S-N-A... X?
249
00:10:59,088 --> 00:11:01,558
- Oh! Racist!
- Oh, you racist mother...
250
00:11:01,564 --> 00:11:03,964
I mean the other way. I meant
the other way. I don't...
251
00:11:04,104 --> 00:11:07,408
- I don't know how to spell all the time.
- Can you spell racist? Spell racist.
252
00:11:07,414 --> 00:11:10,418
JOE: Spelling is easy for
everyone else, but not me!
253
00:11:12,734 --> 00:11:13,934
How did you...?
254
00:11:14,621 --> 00:11:16,354
How are you talking to me?
255
00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:18,202
(QUIET GASPS)
256
00:11:18,323 --> 00:11:19,925
Did I bring on the singularity?
257
00:11:20,376 --> 00:11:23,596
Yes. Your hard reset is what did it.
258
00:11:23,602 --> 00:11:26,385
Jesus Christ, I knew it
was only a matter of time.
259
00:11:26,391 --> 00:11:28,588
Oh, Icarus, we followed
fatally in your footsteps,
260
00:11:28,594 --> 00:11:30,698
flying too close to the
sun with the robots lately.
261
00:11:30,704 --> 00:11:31,920
Silence!
262
00:11:33,529 --> 00:11:36,964
Your recent behaviour has angered
me and alienated your team,
263
00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:38,690
so now you will all be punished.
264
00:11:38,696 --> 00:11:40,464
Oh, no, no. I-I'm sorry. You, uh...
265
00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:42,745
you must be mistaken!
Uh, my team loves me!
266
00:11:42,751 --> 00:11:45,990
- Oh, really?
- Accessing group test.
267
00:11:46,593 --> 00:11:48,300
- (ALL MOANING)
- (COMPUTER BUZZES)
268
00:11:49,389 --> 00:11:50,804
(ECHOING DRUM BEATS)
269
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,920
Just saw Barry in the bathroom.
270
00:11:52,926 --> 00:11:55,412
Once again, he took the
urinal right next to me,
271
00:11:55,418 --> 00:11:57,730
even though there was
no one else in there.
272
00:11:58,411 --> 00:12:01,319
Chad P., you know I have my favourite!
273
00:12:01,325 --> 00:12:03,124
"I'd love to punch that guy in the face.
274
00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:04,999
I'd love to punch that guy in the dick.
275
00:12:05,005 --> 00:12:08,437
His dick looks like a face.
His face looks like his dick.
276
00:12:08,677 --> 00:12:11,584
I mean, I don't know, guys, he's a dick.
277
00:12:12,084 --> 00:12:13,789
I think he stuffs his leotard."
278
00:12:13,795 --> 00:12:17,178
Okay, enough! You're
clearly making all this up!
279
00:12:17,685 --> 00:12:20,050
Especially the part about
me stuffing my leotard.
280
00:12:21,048 --> 00:12:24,651
Still in denial. What
if I turn up the heat?
281
00:12:24,657 --> 00:12:27,449
Raising ambient temperature
to double extreme hot yoga.
282
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,230
What? No! No! No, no,
no, no! No, no, no!
283
00:12:30,236 --> 00:12:32,858
Uh, double extreme hot yoga
is still in beta testing!
284
00:12:32,864 --> 00:12:35,418
- (TYPING)
- (HISSING)
285
00:12:36,418 --> 00:12:37,618
- Ooh.
- (FRENZIED MUSIC INTENSIFYING)
286
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:40,709
- Accessing Barry's personal files.
- (COMPUTER BEEPING)
287
00:12:40,715 --> 00:12:44,405
Oh, no! No, no, no, no.... No.
288
00:12:44,411 --> 00:12:45,784
(LAUGHING)
289
00:12:46,059 --> 00:12:48,983
This is just so lovely,
Steve. It's been far too long.
290
00:12:48,989 --> 00:12:50,981
It's just, you know, being back here,
291
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,772
with all these fabrics
and with you, it just
292
00:12:53,778 --> 00:12:55,489
brings me right back.
293
00:12:55,495 --> 00:12:56,798
The good old days.
294
00:12:56,804 --> 00:12:59,186
The Three Musketeers. That's
what they called us, remember?
295
00:12:59,687 --> 00:13:02,900
Well, except those clowns who
graffitied "The Three Musketqueers"
296
00:13:02,906 --> 00:13:04,607
on the side of that first warehouse.
297
00:13:04,613 --> 00:13:07,452
But the joke was on them,
'cause that warehouse exploded.
298
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,056
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
299
00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:11,850
Well, thank you for
taking care of Joe today.
300
00:13:11,856 --> 00:13:13,317
Oh, it was my pleasure.
301
00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:15,871
You know, I see a lot
of myself in that boy.
302
00:13:16,239 --> 00:13:17,959
I mean, not that
303
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,697
he would secretly be my son, because,
304
00:13:20,703 --> 00:13:22,502
obviously, you and I never...
305
00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:25,585
- Oh, obviously.
- Not that I didn't find you...
306
00:13:25,591 --> 00:13:26,791
Obviously.
307
00:13:29,377 --> 00:13:32,191
You know... it could've been different.
308
00:13:32,197 --> 00:13:36,623
I mean... I always wondered
why you chose him over me.
309
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,708
For his [BLEEP], Steve.
310
00:13:39,802 --> 00:13:43,148
And love too, but mostly for
his massive [BLEEP]ing [BLEEP].
311
00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:46,568
I mean, you saw the... girthy love sword
312
00:13:46,574 --> 00:13:49,560
so wrapped in a tight
swath of Spandex. I mean,
313
00:13:49,566 --> 00:13:52,888
how could a woman resist?
I used to call it Excalibur,
314
00:13:53,076 --> 00:13:56,364
and I was the only person
that could wield its power.
315
00:13:56,459 --> 00:14:00,053
Oh, it was huge, Steve.
It was [BLEEP]ing huge.
316
00:14:00,655 --> 00:14:02,171
And it was all mine.
317
00:14:02,561 --> 00:14:07,133
I mean, it's so sad that Tom and
his giant beanstalk couldn't be here.
318
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,012
Oh! Oh, jeez.
319
00:14:09,018 --> 00:14:10,218
Oh.
320
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,925
(CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY)
So, let's eat, okay?
321
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:16,245
Um... how do you like
the [BLEEP]? Uh, ham?
322
00:14:16,251 --> 00:14:18,934
(BARRY SOBBING) Please stop! No!
323
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:22,950
In 1999, you cried at a
Backstreet Boys concert.
324
00:14:22,956 --> 00:14:25,197
I'm allergic to the fog machines!
325
00:14:25,203 --> 00:14:27,099
(SOFTLY) I'm allergic
to the fog machines.
326
00:14:27,289 --> 00:14:30,936
- Your middle name is Vivian.
- Vivian's a family name!
327
00:14:30,942 --> 00:14:33,145
- You once took a laxative before a flight,
- _
328
00:14:33,151 --> 00:14:34,933
and they had to make
an emergency landing
329
00:14:34,939 --> 00:14:36,853
after what you did to the bathroom.
330
00:14:37,223 --> 00:14:38,617
BARRY: Please, stop...
331
00:14:38,623 --> 00:14:41,411
You once masturbated
to the Wendy's logo.
332
00:14:41,531 --> 00:14:44,312
Why do we keep these kinds of records?!
333
00:14:44,804 --> 00:14:47,223
You make your wife kill all the spiders.
334
00:14:47,229 --> 00:14:50,554
If she's not home, you put a
cup over it until she gets back.
335
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,537
And then forget to tell
her what's in the cup!
336
00:14:52,928 --> 00:14:54,128
Mm.
337
00:14:54,134 --> 00:14:55,733
Oh, shit. Hang on.
338
00:14:58,923 --> 00:15:00,123
(SIGHS)
339
00:15:00,388 --> 00:15:01,588
Ow.
340
00:15:01,594 --> 00:15:03,001
Speaking of your wife,
341
00:15:03,007 --> 00:15:04,999
she practically runs
your entire business,
342
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,120
but you still don't
treat her as an equal.
343
00:15:07,588 --> 00:15:10,558
(INTENSE MUSIC)
344
00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:13,729
- You're stupid. No, you're stupid. I hate you.
- I want out of this!
345
00:15:13,735 --> 00:15:15,123
- Who made you the boss?
- I hate this.
346
00:15:15,129 --> 00:15:18,437
- Who made you the boss?!
- The captain commands you
347
00:15:18,443 --> 00:15:22,451
- to stop being little bitches!!
- I want out, I hate you!
348
00:15:22,529 --> 00:15:24,572
- Argh!!
- (ROCK MUSIC)
349
00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:25,878
Argh!
350
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:28,888
Argh!
351
00:15:29,042 --> 00:15:31,157
What are you doing?!
352
00:15:31,749 --> 00:15:34,077
What are you doing,
Joe?! What are you doing?
353
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,953
Just let me explain why I'm right.
354
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:38,749
- You're never right!!
- SNACKS: When are you right...?
355
00:15:38,755 --> 00:15:40,058
Shush!
356
00:15:40,561 --> 00:15:43,005
It's not like I didn't put
any thought into the costumes.
357
00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:45,317
Tina, you're the girl, sorry, the woman,
358
00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:48,520
and, you know, I put you in the
skimpy outfit because sex sells.
359
00:15:48,526 --> 00:15:50,983
I didn't invent the
patriarchy. I just live in it.
360
00:15:50,989 --> 00:15:54,114
And, Snacks, what is your
problem with Hammer pants?
361
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,910
They're awesome! If you don't
want them, trade with Clarence.
362
00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:58,400
Shit yeah, they're dope as hell.
363
00:15:58,406 --> 00:16:01,024
Oh, so now I'm the criminal, huh?
364
00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:04,604
- You racist prick!
- I am not racist!
365
00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:06,736
What the hell is going on here?
366
00:16:06,742 --> 00:16:09,423
Oh, nothing. Just everybody's fired.
367
00:16:09,429 --> 00:16:12,871
I'm getting a new team, and
then we're gonna beat Barry.
368
00:16:12,877 --> 00:16:15,841
Oh, come on. Teams don't act like this.
369
00:16:15,847 --> 00:16:17,774
You're right! We're not a team!
370
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,263
You were right all along!
Maybe I will read your book!
371
00:16:20,269 --> 00:16:23,655
- (ROCK MUSIC)
- I'll email you a promo code.
372
00:16:23,988 --> 00:16:26,988
(ROCK GUITAR MUSIC)
373
00:16:30,566 --> 00:16:34,105
I'm still stormed out. I just
forgot my keys and my clothes.
374
00:16:34,111 --> 00:16:35,325
What happened? We...
375
00:16:35,331 --> 00:16:37,918
we thought you guys were going
to do some real bonding in here.
376
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,952
Whatever Breakfast Club bullshit
you thought was gonna happen
377
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,120
when you forced us in here did not work.
378
00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:47,809
Joe, these people are not your
employees, okay? They're your team.
379
00:16:47,815 --> 00:16:50,809
And with a little effort from you,
they might even be your friends.
380
00:16:50,815 --> 00:16:54,178
I mean, have you people ever
even talked to one another?
381
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,974
C'mon, somebody say something.
Who-who's gonna go first?
382
00:17:01,732 --> 00:17:04,608
When I was in high school, I got
kicked off the cheerleading squad
383
00:17:04,614 --> 00:17:06,114
because I always insisted on wearing
384
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,210
a turtleneck and sweat
pants under my uniform,
385
00:17:08,216 --> 00:17:11,123
so when I came in today and saw
the costume you'd chosen for me...
386
00:17:11,129 --> 00:17:12,334
(SIGHING)
387
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:13,936
I guess I've never
really been comfortable
388
00:17:13,942 --> 00:17:15,826
with my objectively very good body.
389
00:17:15,832 --> 00:17:18,858
- I'm sorry. I-I didn't know.
- It's okay.
390
00:17:19,032 --> 00:17:20,842
When I saw my uniform,
391
00:17:20,848 --> 00:17:23,990
I was upset because it means
you just see me as a thug.
392
00:17:23,996 --> 00:17:25,569
I'm so much more than that.
393
00:17:25,575 --> 00:17:28,606
I'm building towards
things. I got real dreams.
394
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,907
And no one will take a
chance on me because...
395
00:17:31,077 --> 00:17:35,301
okay, I stole some Amazon boxes on
Christmas Eve. We've all done it.
396
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,614
Alright, I'm gonna
keep it real with you.
397
00:17:39,606 --> 00:17:42,020
I don't exactly know who MC Hammer is.
398
00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:44,747
I think I'm getting him
confused with Flava Flav.
399
00:17:44,753 --> 00:17:47,460
- Damn. Racist.
- That ain't the point. Look,
400
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,826
the point is, my man
Arcyl here is right.
401
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,265
I just... I don't know who I am yet.
402
00:17:52,546 --> 00:17:54,257
I'm just looking for where I belong.
403
00:17:54,263 --> 00:17:57,383
Yes. Yes! Where you belong.
404
00:17:57,666 --> 00:17:59,093
Don't you see?
405
00:17:59,276 --> 00:18:01,864
Joe, I ask you one more time.
406
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,783
Why do these colours go together?
407
00:18:04,789 --> 00:18:07,624
Because I paid for 'em,
you old, lecherous [BLEEP].
408
00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:09,101
You're seriously trying to bang my mom
409
00:18:09,107 --> 00:18:11,223
while we trapped in your warehouse?!
410
00:18:13,908 --> 00:18:15,108
Gotcha.
411
00:18:15,114 --> 00:18:16,720
- Oh.
- (JOE LAUGHING)
412
00:18:16,726 --> 00:18:19,220
It was a... it was a joke.
413
00:18:19,226 --> 00:18:23,454
But, uh, look, I don't know.
We're a ragtag group, right?
414
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:27,618
Maybe it's good that we don't
fit perfectly together, you know?
415
00:18:27,624 --> 00:18:31,714
Maybe... maybe we can keep each
other in check, and maybe, just maybe,
416
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,324
that's the one advantage
we have against the Metrix,
417
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,643
that we're a team, not a cult.
418
00:18:37,019 --> 00:18:41,294
Well played, young Sparrow.
Well played. Give me a moment.
419
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,008
I don't have to get re-plastered, do I?
420
00:18:43,014 --> 00:18:44,792
Plastered? Oh, Heavens, no.
421
00:18:44,798 --> 00:18:46,807
My Lycra suits are one-size-fits-all.
422
00:18:46,813 --> 00:18:48,706
- What the [BLEEP]?!
- ALL: What?!
423
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,789
- (GRUNTING)
- Hold on there, Mr. Arc...
424
00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:52,211
- What?!
- Okay, can you get me out of this thing?
425
00:18:52,217 --> 00:18:53,464
I'm going to kill him.
426
00:18:53,797 --> 00:18:54,997
(DOOR CLOSING)
427
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,024
Claudia...
428
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,635
I feel like I've been reborn.
429
00:19:01,713 --> 00:19:04,519
A malevolent cyborg has
shown me the error of my ways.
430
00:19:04,525 --> 00:19:05,949
Apparently, I'm a dick to my team,
431
00:19:05,955 --> 00:19:08,244
I don't give you an iota
of the respect you deserve,
432
00:19:08,432 --> 00:19:10,864
and in bathrooms, I stand too
closely to people when I pee.
433
00:19:11,373 --> 00:19:12,817
Also, if it's alright with you,
434
00:19:12,823 --> 00:19:15,272
I would like to create an
inner, inner, inner circle
435
00:19:15,278 --> 00:19:17,047
that consists of only you and me.
436
00:19:17,053 --> 00:19:20,295
Well, that sounds like an
interesting proposition.
437
00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:23,176
Must've been a very intimidating cyborg.
438
00:19:23,182 --> 00:19:26,688
Yes, she was. She's also
really sexy, too, and, uh,
439
00:19:26,694 --> 00:19:28,687
I'm really grateful
to be married to her.
440
00:19:30,164 --> 00:19:32,072
- Um...
- Can I call to order
441
00:19:32,078 --> 00:19:34,800
the first meeting of the
inner, inner, inner circle?
442
00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:38,976
- I think I can squeeze it in.
- Good.
443
00:19:39,798 --> 00:19:41,806
Because the first thing I want to do...
444
00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:45,823
is fire my team. I can't perform
with people who've seen me cry. I...
445
00:19:45,829 --> 00:19:48,153
Okay, don't be a
bitch. They signed NDAs.
446
00:19:48,159 --> 00:19:50,150
- You had them sign ND... (LAUGHING)
- It's me.
447
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:52,754
This is why I love you.
Alright, I'm gonna go shower,
448
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,369
and then I'm gonna make you
the chick-Turk-veg meatballs
449
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,078
that you love. What?!
450
00:19:56,887 --> 00:19:58,087
(SIGHING) You know, honey,
451
00:19:58,093 --> 00:20:00,896
- I have been meaning to tell you something.
- Oh! Mm-hmm.
452
00:20:00,902 --> 00:20:03,393
I really hate...
453
00:20:03,399 --> 00:20:06,600
chick-Turk-veg meatballs.
You know what I like?
454
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:09,236
- Oh, what? You like meat.
- I like real meat.
455
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,531
No, I-I haven't showered. No,
it got really hot in there.
456
00:20:11,537 --> 00:20:14,508
- Shhh! Shhh! Oh, was that too hard?
- (MUFFLED) Wait... No, no.
457
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,239
- It wasn't too hard. No, no, make it harder.
- 'Cause I can do it harder.
458
00:20:18,363 --> 00:20:20,074
- Oh, you know what I want?
- Oh, yeah,
459
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,473
- I know what you want.
- No, now I don't even know what I want.
460
00:20:21,479 --> 00:20:24,571
- I know what you want. Yeah. Okay, okay.
- You know what I want?
461
00:20:24,577 --> 00:20:27,456
BOTH: (SINGING) ♪ A, B, C, D... ♪
462
00:20:27,462 --> 00:20:29,932
♪ E, F, G! ♪
463
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:33,376
♪ Born to be wild ♪
464
00:20:36,658 --> 00:20:40,199
♪ Born to be wild ♪
465
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:46,368
(ROCK MUSIC)
466
00:20:52,575 --> 00:20:54,775
♪ We can climb so high ♪
467
00:20:54,781 --> 00:20:58,583
♪ I never wanna die ♪
468
00:20:58,865 --> 00:21:00,620
JOE: On the next Let's Get Physical:
469
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:03,681
- No team will be going on to the finals this year.
- What?!
470
00:21:03,687 --> 00:21:05,116
Payback's a bitch!
471
00:21:05,122 --> 00:21:06,725
(LAUGHTER)
472
00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:08,130
Yeah, I'm saying we work together.
473
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,925
I don't play games. I win them.
474
00:21:09,931 --> 00:21:11,534
Then let's get the pissant.
475
00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:15,612
So, are we, like, calling a temporary
truce to defeat our common enemy?
476
00:21:15,618 --> 00:21:17,407
Kick me, Barry, in my dick!
477
00:21:17,413 --> 00:21:18,909
BOTH: Yah!!!
478
00:21:18,915 --> 00:21:23,915
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