All language subtitles for Jatt.Juliet.3.2024.PUNJABI.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264.en

"Jatt & Juliet 3 baby."

"- Diljit Dosanjh
- My car runs in top gear"

"Jaani"

"God transformed our days overnight"

"My car runs in top gear"

"God transformed our days overnight"

"Lions rule the jungle"

"No one ever rules over a lion."

Where are you going,
turning your back on me?"

"I will corner your
brothers and beat them up"

"Lions rule the jungle"

"No one ever rules over a lion"

"I don't do any ordinary work,
Whatever job I take on, I ace it"

"I sell out a show in one day."

"No one does what I do here"

"Girl, check it out, I alter the flow"

"Why do you want me to let go
off your wrist after teasing Jaani"?

"Come, let us both sit on one chair"

"Lions rule the jungle"

"No one ever rules over a lion."

"Where are you going,
turning your back on me?"

"I will corner your
brothers and beat them up"

"Lions rule the jungle"

"No one ever rules over a lion"

"My car is in top gear;
I won't delay any longer."

"I've chased away darkness
with my hard work."

"I have Gugu Gill's swagger
I wear shoes of pure leather"

"I wouldn't plead with you.
I have a lot of girls crushing on me."

"No law can stop me"

I'd carry off everyone who is after you

"Now I have my eyes on your brothers."

"Dogs bark but this
Jatt doesn't give a damn"

"I keep these three things close to me.
I have become used to having them."

"Black car,
Silver box, and my grandfather's gun"

"I beat everyone up who was after you"

"Rogues retreated to their
homes and firmly shut their doors"

"Lions rule the jungle"

"No one ever rules over a lion."

"Where are you going,
turning your back on me?"

"I will corner your
brothers and beat them up"

"Lions rule the jungle"

"No one ever rules over a lion"

"Our talks and our traditions.
This is how the Jatt rules hearts"

"Our talks and our traditions.
This is how the Jatt rules hearts"

Get up now.

Mother.

"Think you're a lion?"
Today is the first day at work.

You shouldn't be late.

"Jatt & Juliet 3 baby."

Oh come on.
Parking this damn bike is impossible!

- How's it going?
- All good

Where does the Senior Constable sit?

From which police station have you come?

I am a new recruit. I'm joining from today.

The government doesn't seem to do anything

- about the influx of recruits.
- Victory to India.

They keep recruiting despite overcrowding.

- Where does the Sr Constable sit?
- That's the place

She hasn't come yet.

There's the Sr Constable

Is she the Sr Constable?

Will I be reporting to a
woman as beautiful as Kylie Jenner?

Fateh Singh, do not leave
any stone unturned to keep her happy.

Then you could get the duty
wherever and however you prefer.

Otherwise, she'd assign
me to work in the scorching heat.

I want to work in the shade.

I can even take leave from work
whenever I want if I act like a good boy

keeping 32 kids happy
used to be no big task for me,

now I will make sure to
keep this beautiful woman happy.

Come. Come and sit here.

Sit down.

There is no need to worry. Just relax.

Here, drink water. Take it.

Tell me, how can Punjab police help you?

Drink water.

Do your in-laws trouble you?
Does your husband beat you?

Does any youngster tease you?
He will be dealt with.

Punjab Police is at your service 24*7

Oh, My God.

You too are an officer.

Apologies, Sr. Constable ma'am

I didn't see your uniform, only a woman.

And I started acting
on my responsibilities.

My bad, officer

I am the new employee, Fateh Singh

I am here to execute your orders.

Where will I get my baton from?

Good morning, mommy.
We missed you, mommy

Keep quiet now.

Mommy is here now.

Mommy loves you.

Miss Pooja, what other choice do they have?

They do not receive maternal affection.

And they mix up well with you.

So they address you as mommy.

I wish you really were their mother.

Come kids,
come, let's have tea in the cabin. Come.

Come. Come, madam.

Come. Come on.

- Give it to me.
- No, I will not.

Come on give it to me.

Is there something going
on between her and SHO sir?

Not at all.

He is just trying
to woo her all the time.

He intentionally brings his
children to the police station.

And bribes them with bag of
chips to call her "mommy" all day long.

That's how he is.

He asserts that with the
police station mostly male,

and she being the sole woman here.

As the SHO,
he is entitled to make the first move.

He even thinks of himself as Ghalib.

He has been recruited from the
sports quota. He's been a wrestling player.

Really?

Why are you being so short-sighted?
Think big, Fateh Singh

Idiot, you were focusing
only on sunlight and shade.

Imagine if the entire tree were yours.

Learn something from Bhana.

Fateh,

Here...

look your aunt has
sent a marriage proposal.

They will give 25 lakhs.

What? Aunt has sent.

25 lakhs?

Look here.

My bribe would be worth
Rs 10,000 per month.

There is a girl.

She is a Sr Constable.

There are 6 constables under her.

10,000/-

What is the total?

60,000/-

Bribery is harmful for Punjab.

But our salaries are organic right?

Her salary is 75,000/-

45,000/- is my salary.

10,000/- is my bribe.

60,000/- is her bribe.

What would be the total for a month?

2,00,000/-

And how much would that amount to annually?

24,00,000/-

I will earn this much in a year.

And we will save some money
to give aunt for being the matchmaker.

I think I was Mother India's
Lala in the previous birth.

Birju died pleading.

But I did not forgo
his mother's bangles.

Will the Sr Constable marry you?

Of course she will.

After great difficulty, you have finally
secured a job as a police constable.

I did not say anything.

But if this turns out to
be a lie then I will thrash you.

Nothing will happen, mother.

Tell me, what will
you do with so much money?

I will build a wooden palace in the mountains
with a roof resembling that of a hut.

Bed made of sandalwood.

A wooden chariot just
like that of the British Queen.

So, my mother wishes to be Queen Elizabeth.

Of course.

They are twins.

We want both of them to get married.

This is Swaranroop and he is Sukhroop

As the first suitor, you have
the first opportunity to make your choice.

You can choose whoever you like.

Keep it here, dear.

This is our daughter.
She is a constable in the police force.

- Greetings.
- Greetings.

Absolutely.

- Bod Singh
- Yes

I think you have been misunderstood.

We didn't come here for our daughter
but are here for our son instead.

Yes.

Your sons are quite handsome,
I must say so.

They have great names.

This boy?

He is no match for our daughter.

And what about your good-for-nothing sons?

Are they like Garry Sandhu?

Look at his belly.

Our daughter will grow weary
of making flatbreads for him

Father, how will sister be able
to make the flatbreads in the first place.

They are unemployed.

There wouldn't be any flour
at home to make the flatbreads.

Let's go from here.

Okay, bye.

- Listen to me.
- Please, leave it.

Good bye.

You both are unemployed, that's
the reason this continues to happen to you

Daddy, help them get some work.

- I...
- As if Daddy's a magistrate

He plays cards with us all day.

We've even taught mother how to play cards.

Really? Well, aren't you just
so proud to be telling me all about it?

You're beautiful like mother, which is why
you receive plenty of wedding proposals.

We take after Dad,

They've been rejected 17 times already..

I spend my entire salary
on serving them these dry fruits,

Moreover, it makes me late for work.

- Victory to India, madam.
- Victory to India.

You got late today.

But, I have marked your attendance.

Who did all this?

You might be Punjab's Senior Constable,
but you're still a woman.

And I know that women like cute things.

Moreover faith in the Punjab Police
will restore upon seeing the pink register

That the matters in this will be resolved.

People are anyway scared of the police.

And even more so because of this register.

Are you married?

What?

Married?

- Married?
- Yes.

No

I did not find the lucky one yet

Pooja, what if you woo him?
He works under you

So he'll listen to you
for the rest of his life

Your friends call me brother-in-law...

He's handsome too, and our future
children would be good-looking as well.

At least you'll avoid
the chaos caused at home today.

Keep staring, Pooja.

She is openly staring at me.
She likes you.

She is in love with you.

He is getting trapped, he is.

Fateh Singh, she is getting trapped

She won't let you perform your duty..

She'll keep you close
just to stare at you all day.

You've bowled him over, Pooja.

Sr Constable

Sr Constable

Sir is calling you

Please take all these things off the table.

Not everyone thinks good like you do.

I will be back soon.

Only women can do the work that is meant
for them. I wouldn't be able to do it.

Yes, sir.

Nothing, Miss Pooja.

The kids aren't in the mood for anything;
they just want to be loved.

- What happened?
- Nothing.

Why are you so sad?

You are so cute, Miss Pooja.

But their mother neither
loves them nor me.

My life is in hell.

Look at how Bhana is hitting on her.
I can't let him mess up my plans.

- Let me show him how it's done.
- Smile

Round onions, mice without tails,
where are the children who never fail?

Where are they? Where are they?

Where are you going?

- Thank you.
- I'm here now. You can go.

Is he your uncle? Why are you laughing?

- Listen to me.
- Yes, sir.

Have you been employed
to play with other's children?

Sir.

Never forget these three things.

Sir.

Do not ever call Pooja.

There is no need to pamper my kids.
And never come in Bhana's way.

- Understood?
- Yes, sir.

Starting tomorrow,
go straight to the police checkpoint.

You shouldn't be seen
in the police station.

Yes, sir.

- Go now.
- Okay.

You spoiled my date.

I Made that girl famous.
Famous!

Okay, dear. Come on time tomorrow.

Alright

Don't prepare the bedding for me.
I'll sleep on the bed as it is.

Okay then, even I won't put my bedsheet.

Hold on, just sit down.

Love you, my dear mother.

Were you able to woo the Sr Constable?

The Sr Constable is
quite impressed with me.

What topic have you brought up?

I just remembered.

I could not sleep yesterday
night worrying about you.

When she earns more than
you then why would she marry you?

As if you are Diljit.

Diljit.

Flatbread.

Sit down here, dear.

Yes.

I wanted to talk something
important with you.

If he is younger to you
then why would he marry you?

These youngsters are quite fussy.

First, make sure he's interested in you.
Then, act like Neeru Bajwa.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Sr Constable, did you notice something?

During school days,
these boys have no money,

so girls use their pocket
money to buy things for them.

This is such a beautiful
emotion of love.

However, when it comes to marriage,
they want the man to earn more than them.

The emphasis on money is
making marriages not last long.

For me at least,

What matters most is that he
has a good heart, even if he earns less.

He should understand my feelings
and know that women like cute things.

- Movie was great. Wasn't it?
- Yes.

- What is going on?
- Oh God, teacher!

Very nice. Very nice.

Did you notice another thing?

That in school every
boy has a crush on their teacher.

Boys have always been fond of older girls.

Isn't it?

Did you ever have a crush on a teacher?

That means you did.

On the English teacher.

I did not know any English,
and yet I attended her lecture.

I have been thrashed hard
because of my strong crush.

Exactly.

All their lives, they prefer elderly women.

But when it comes to marriage,

They want to marry
a girl younger than them.

Tell me, how will marriages
last long if this is the case?

They are fools.

It doesn't make sense
to get married to a naive girl.

It is as good as adopting a child.

Moreover,
they've to be taken care of all day.

- This is not right.
- No.

She should be mature,
wise and someone who takes care of you.

- Isn't it?
- Yes.

I've told the matchmaker to find
a girl who is three-four years elder to me.

Of course.

Don't mind Sr Constable,

What is your age?

I... I am three years elder to you.

Fateh Singh, she has fallen for you hard.

Your friends call me brother-in-law...

Mother, I think the Sr Constable
is in love with me.

Really?

I was just acting

But I feel she took it seriously.

I am proud of you,
my Mithun Chakraborty

Does she love you more than I do?

How can she love me more than you?

Did she come to you with
flowers calling you Baby?

Baby?

No.

She is not as naive as you think.

She wants you to go down on your knees.

And propose to her for marriage.

Mind you,
you are not going down on your knees.

If he hasn't gone down on
his knees yet and proposed to you

then why are you dreaming about him.

That is.

How does it matter, mother?
We want the Sr Constable?

We want her, dear but why
should we give her importance

We want her to express
her feelings for you.

If he really likes you
he will express it to you.

Dear, you aren't good-for
nothing like your brothers.

Listen to me.

You earn more than him.

Not only he, but his mother would
also say it to you. Just wait and watch.

Listen to me.
We need to get the buttermilk,

but we must also hide the canister.

- Canister?
- Yes

Hide the Canister!

Catch them.

- Stop.
- Dare not run.

Catch them. Where are you going?
Look at them Romeos...

Come on, I will teach you a lesson.

- Those who are with girls may leave. Go.
- Thank You

What are you doing alone here?

What will you achieve
by whistling at girls?

If you have feelings for a girl,

You can express them with love and respect.

No girl would react
foolishly by slapping you.

The worst that could happen is she might
refuse if she doesn't share your feelings

However, if you're going out together.

There's good chemistry
between the two of you.

Then mostly she will say yes.

Just express your feelings once.

Everyone in the world says,
'Ladies first.'

Then why not take the lead?

Boys face rejection 90%
of the time when they propose.

With only a 10% success rate.

If girls propose instead,
they'll have a 100% success rate.

We are very supportive, you know.

It is you who should propose.

Just approach once and you'd get a yes.

The Moon was in love with the Earth.

It kept revolving around the Earth

Continuously circling.

But never confessed his feelings.

The world started referring to him,
as maternal Uncle.

If he had said so

The Moon would not have
been our uncle but our father.

I will say it now, Miss Pooja.

Only the Moon can say it,
not the other planets.

And the negative influence of
planets can be dealt with.

I might have to deal with you first.

Kids Shall I narrate a story?

Yes.

Remember the story about
the rabbit and the tortoise?

They were friends in reality

One was a tortoise,
and the other was not a rabbit but a doe.

The doe loved the tortoise.

Everyone around them knew it.

They instigated them into a race.

Pitting them against each other.

People say the doe slept during the race.

But she wasn't asleep;
she made a sacrifice.

She was dreaming about him,
lost in his thoughts

She was making the tortoise win the race.

She wanted to lose
and see her lover triumph.

The foolish tortoise
was unaware of her feelings

Slow and steadily, he won
the race in the eyes of the world.

And the poor doe lost.

She was insulted,
mocked by the entire rabbit community.

If the doe had expressed
her feelings to the tortoise.

And had told him "I love you.
I cannot surpass you"

"...I don't wish to move ahead of you"

Then both of them would have
crossed the finishing line together.

They wouldn't have become a laughingstock.

Kids, have you learnt
anything from this story?

Yes.

There is no need for you
to learn from the story anyway.

Those who should learn must learn.

Where are you off to?

Madam has given this paper.
She has asked to clear the case.

I am on leave today.
I had to go and watch a film.

Madam, Fateh is on leave
today and has sent his leave application.

The department doesn't give me any peace.

Shall I read it?

You are very innocent.

If you encounter a cunning woman,
she could cause you a lot of trouble.

Let me marry you and save you.

Your life will become easy.

I hope you know that devotion
to God and a great woman

only these two things
can lead a man to thrive.

Even you will have to keep me happy.

If I give an order,

you should respond saying
that my order is your command, boss.

- What do you have to say?
- Your order is my command, boss.

Shall I read it, Sr Constable?

Don't think that just
because you've passed

the marriageable age
because of your brothers,

you'll only receive proposals
from men who will ask for dowry.

Consider you've found
a handsome boy for you.

12 hours are not enough for me.

I want to serve you 24 hours.

I want to salute you
and express my love for you.

Fortunately, I am not God

If I were God, I would have caused
the entire Universe to pursue you.

What would I be?

If you were God.

"There was a brightening light,
& God arrived."

"I saw you, and my breath revived."

"With you, my peace is found,
More than on sacred grounds."

"The wind asked the clouds,
Has a new season arrived?"

"I saw for the first time,
Intoxication descending from the sky"

"I saw for the first time,
Intoxication descending from the sky"

"If I were God, such would be the scene"

"The Moon would in your courtyard,
& stars in your room."

"Water, shores and
all the four seasons too."

All would be your slaves.

"If I were God"

"If I were God"

"I'd shield you from sorrow,
making you laugh is my vow"

"Sufi singers would
sing melodies for you."

"For you,
I would bring Ghalib back to life"

"Every thought you share,
his pen would write"

"Come, let me tell you more about you"

"How many flowers have been
intoxicated by your fragrance."

"I'd ask the flowers to line your way"

"And Fairies, to grace your hair."

"If I were God, such would be the scene"

"The Moon would be in your
courtyard & stars in your room."

"Water, shores,
weather, and all the four seasons too"

"All would bow to serve you true"

"If I were God"

"If I were God"

"Butterflies no longer visit the roses."

"They're all drawn to your lips now."

"Butterflies no longer visit the roses."

"They're all drawn to your lips now."

"I've grown close to you,
My home seems far now."

"I've touched your feet
and now I feel immortal."

"Even if all the world's forces try."

"Despite their efforts Jaani wouldn't die"

"I am blessed with prayers so divine"

"Your love is what keeps me alive"

"If I were God, such would be the scene"

"The Moon would be in your
courtyard & stars in your room."

"Water, shores and
all the four seasons too"

All would be your slaves.

"If I were God"

Sir, sir...

Why are you calling me repeatedly?
Is there an attack on the police station?

Not on the police station, but on you.

You should take your children home,
you are done for

What has happened?

The boy and girl have come closer
and there's nothing left for you now.

Go home. You've already
had plenty of holidays.

Go to school now.

You've come in my life like spring

Now we need to plan for
both our family and finances.

We'll run the household on my salary

And save your entire salary so we can...

No but I need to give
my salary to my family.

We'll have to manage with your salary.

Don't your brothers earn in your house?

My brothers are unemployed

They didn't study well
and now they have no work.

I am very tensed about them

What?

Consider they've gotten a job.

My brain works faster
than Chacha Choudhary.

They have the right job waiting for them.

Really? Will they get a job too?

Assume they've already got it.

They are quite suitable for the job.

They fit that job profile perfectly.

Thank you, brother-in-law.

The Pleasure is all mine

How cute are they!

Grandma...

- Grandma...
- Woah! I got scared.

Superman.

Where did these scoundrels
came back after all these years?

The same jumping boots.

They bathe in cans of oil.

Go to sleep otherwise
they will take away your ears.

He says that it felt
like they were flying.

We didn't know how to stop.

We went ecstatic,
banging against the telephone towers.

Of course.
With each step, we jumped.

Even dogs couldn't catch us.

These puppies came out to watch us...

We hid briefly, then jumped

Long live my son-in-law for guiding my
sons to success and putting them to work.

What is all this?

Look at this.

Two Pomeranians and 3 Shih Tzus.

If we get 75,000 for this
and 45,000 for the other one.

Or even 20,000 for this one.

We shall easily get 2 Lakhs.

What do you have to say now?

Do not forget your brother-in-law.

Remember to share some of
the money you get with me, okay?

I'm taking a Shih Tzu with me.

- Father, I suggest you too come with us.
- Yes

Did you turn them into thieves?

The Black boxers gang.
They are not thieves.

Their culture had become extinct.

The community had lost
its essence completely.

They are reviving a dying culture.

No wonder, a lot of people
would come to marvel at them tomorrow.

-We'd put them up for ticketed viewing
-Yes

They are made for it Sr Constable

I stared at them in the dark.

At most, you can see their underpants,
but not even a trace of them.

What will happen
the day they get caught?

Then they'll come face to face
with their sister and brother-in-law.

As if we'd be filing
a report against them.

Amazing! You're dragging
me as well into this?

This is money earned by dishonest means.

Isn't robbery and theft morally wrong?

It is not wrong. It is business.

Don't police officers take bribe?

I don't take bribes.

Do you take bribe?

What? No.

I don't take bribes.

Why do you intend for
them to become thieves?

Don't you take bribe at all?

No.

Any gift or something in kind?

No.

- Nothing in any form?
- No.

I got it.

I got it.

Fateh Singh,
this is what you've been left with.

Lala has gotten exploited, mother.

She doesn't take any bribe.

Didn't you say you could
earn 25 lakhs a year easily?

Let me talk to your aunt

and inquire whether that
girl has gotten married or not.

Mother, I had started liking her.

I had fallen in love with her.

Don't you dare think of that.

You can't fill your belly with love.

If you were to fall in love.

You should have been born in Paris where
there is that 'transformer' (Eiffel Tower)

You shouldn't have been born in Punjab.

But Mirza, Ranjha,
Punnu, Mahiwal, all were born in Punjab.

Didn't they all die a merciless death?

Did even any one of
them lived a happy life?

Straighten up and return the ring.

Let me set you straight.
You want to act like Romeo?

Says he's in love.

Love!!!

Show some anger

- Hi, Maddi.
- You're quite on time today.

- Why are you bothered?
- Huh

Did you mark my attendance?

It's lunch time now.

A slight delay is permissible,
but not to this degree.

So what I am late?

It's you who's in-charge of marking
my attendance, so you can do it now.

There should be some benefit
of your own people, right?

It is lunch time.
Let's have the food that you got for me.

Food?

Every day we order from restaurant.
We shall order today as well.

Didn't you cook flatbreads?

Have I ever brought it?

We weren't engaged before

Surprising. After our wedding,
you'd have to make flatbreads.

I wish to eat flatbreads
made by you every day.

Why else does a person get married?

Why should I have to? I work just as hard.

Oh so you're The so called feminist then?

I've never seen you act like this before.

My mother makes flatbreads,
my grandmother used to make flatbreads

Women have to make flatbreads.
This is in our culture.

Your mother is uneducated.

And your father is dark complexioned.

Did I ever say that to you?

Now you'd say that I am body shaming.

But your mother is uneducated.

And your father is dark complexioned.

Surprising, it's only been
15 days since we got engaged,

and you're already arguing with me.

I don't think our thoughts align.

You see what you want to do.

Later, don't drag me into the court.

You preach, 'My body, my rules'

And then you'd blame me
for being a male supremacist.

Having flatbreads is a basic right.

You're acting as if I've asked
for something fancy like masala dosa.

You're incredible!

Relationships suck.

What was that, Pooja?

How difficult it is to
make a man dance to your tunes?

Just get married once.

Once I start calling him baby,
sweetie...

He will become a hen-pecked husband.

Just act innocent and trap him once.

PB 03 - 1100 Rupees

Same pinch.

Girls often match their veils
with the color of their lover's turban

And here I am matching
my whole uniform with my lover.

She will not leave you, Fateh Singh.

Sorry.

Is this something that should be mentioned

that I should be the
one making flatbreads?

Tell me, is it a thing
to be specially mentioned?

I should be able to grasp this.

Those girls are fortunate when
their lovers request flatbreads from them.

I will make the flatbreads just
like your mother has been making them.

I would even make your mother
learn how to read and write.

Even I have the right
to joke with my lover.

I really like your name.

I always write your name first.

Attendance always begins with you.

She will land me into trouble.

And you don't think I would
write your name for attendance?

Miss Sr Constable.

Fateh Singh,
you wouldn't be able to escape.

Actually, you did not
understand my sense of humour.

Just forgive me please.

If you don't like I will not joke again.

Please forgive me.

You are committing a sin, Fateh Singh.

Where will you find such a nice girl?

You are deceiving her.

Did you forgive me?

Smile.

You did it. You forgave me.

You forgave me.

Let me do it, mother.

Mother, she is the best sister,

best friend,
best daughter and best employee.

She is 90% perfect.

If only she took bribes, then
we wouldn't have had to return the ring.

She is a nice girl, mother.

With all the compliments
you're showering on her,

my wooden chariot will never be built.

Neither a wooden house be built for me,
nor sandalwood for my funeral pyre.

What is this, mother?
Why are you saying this?

It is just a ring. I will return it.

No girl is more important
to me than my mother's dreams.

Okay?

Partner.

Sagar's wife drives an Indica.

I have an immediate necessity.

Aren't you ready yet?

A case has come up. I have
to go out for a month and see to that.

I will be a little late.

Who are you going for the case with?

Me and Maddi.

Show some anger.

So now you will go out
of Punjab with a stranger.

And I'll be insulted
throughout the village.

People would gossip about me.

You may not be bothered.

I've been here for quite a while, and
yet you haven't offered me water or tea.

No one has offered anything
to their son-in-law.

Amazing.

We still have time.

Let's return each other our rings,
and then you can go wherever you want.

It might be cool in your family
but this doesn't sit well with us.

I have come to the conclusion
that our views don't align.

I'd be going there for my duty.

I am not going towards Delhi or Haryana.

I am going to England.
No one will come to know anything here.

Never mind that.
What would you like to drink?

Where are you going?

England. London.

Fateh Singh,
you can think of leaving her later.

First lets go and see London.

Act all nice now.

Even you don't get my sense of humour.

I was joking.

I am not the son-in-law of this house.

I am the son.

If I want water or tea,
I'll get it myself.

I need not ask anyone.

We should be going instead.
What has Maddi to do there?

Besides, we would enjoy ourselves there.

No, the order has come
from higher authorities.

Talk to sir about it.

He does not listen to me.

Liar. He actually listens
only to you and nobody else.

What is the case?

We deliver fish to MLA
Gunbir Sidhu's house as well.

Actually, my beloved son is responsible
for a significant amount of my loss.

On his insistence I invested
35 lakhs and sent a girl abroad.

Now she does not answer our call.

The bell keeps on ringing.

Actually it was our business plan.

We wanted to open a fish centre abroad.

Open a fish centre!

How foolish can someone
be to lose that much money?

I'd heard you never part with money,
but this time you gave away a fortune.

Miss Sr Constable, take me along.
I know how to solve such cases.

It is not possible.

Orders have come from higher
authorities for Maddi to go.

Actually, you did not listen
completely to what I wanted to...

He slapped your dear son.

Sr Constable, please take me.
What will Maddi do there?

You need a strong man.
What if there is a need to run?

I can run like shaktimaan.

Dear son you shouldn't interrupt
when two officers are talking.

Why did you slap me?

Should your Daddy commemorate
you with a garland? Why did you slap me?

Don't you want such a
brave officer on the mission?

The dear son got slapped thrice.

Okay, fine. Relationships suck.

Your dear son got slapped thrice.

Great job, police.

You're outstanding, police.

Maddi hasn't come home yet?

- No. - But it's been a long time
since we got free from work.

Really?

- He must have gone somewhere.
- How will you make paste with

these delicate hands, sister-in-law?

What can we do, brother.
We need to do household chores.

Yes. Sister-in-law,
I wanted to talk to you.

Tell me.

Sister-in-law, Maddi is very...

Sister-in-law, I have just come to know.

My fiancé can charm men effortlessly.

Maddi and my fiancé are
going out together for the case.

There will be British women too.

You know how easily a man can be charmed.

The two of them together,
in a foreign land.

If a Punjabi came in aid for
another Punjabi in a foreign land,

you and me would just sit
and regret later sister-in-law.

- Really?
- Yes.

"I feel like becoming the
hanging of your turban, my policeman."

"I feel like becoming the hanging
of your turban, my policeman."

What is the matter?
You seem to be very happy.

Is it a sin to be happy?

What crime have I committed?
And I am going to England.

Put a face pack on me, today.
I would lighten my skin. Okay?

Who all are going?

Me and my madam.

Okay, you and your madam are going?

What madam of yours, is this?

Matters of the office
need to be kept a secret.

How can I tell you?

Secret?

Oh, so you have a secret desire?

Do not talk too much. Keep my
woollens ready. It gets very cold there.

Does ice fall there as well?

You fool, it's called snow.
There are hailstorms there as well.

Okay,

I will keep your jackets ready.

In the most proper manner then.

Twinkle, twinkle little star.

Twinkle, twinkle little star.

How I wonder...

- Hello, listen.
- Yes, tell me.

Come inside and have a look.
Shall I take this jacket out for you?

Get the checked jacket.

Twinkle, twinkle little star.

How I wonder...

Yes. Tell me.

Where are you going?

- I will teach you a lesson.
- Almost killed me.

Maddi, what has happened?

Nothing. I just fell from the staircase.

What will happen now?

Will they send me instead of you?

No one in our family
has ever crossed Ambala.

How will I manage to sit in an airplane?

I am very scared of airplanes. I might die.

You go ahead. I'll lift you and
help you get into the airplane myself.

Moreover, Bhana listens to you right?

Take any other employee's
name but not mine. Okay?

Okay

Okay sister-in-law, take care of Maddi.

Don't inquire about how well
your sister-in-law takes care of me.

- Okay, we'll go then...
- Maddi.

Sir.

- Victory to India sir, sir.
- Victory to India.

How are you?

Greetings.

Send him abroad.
He has a faint heart.

He might get an attack in the airplane.

People might consider Madam jinxed

Making it hard for her to find a partner.
She will be left solely to you.

Get my medical expenses
cleared and help me get a nurse.

Forget about the nurse,
just get me a compounder.

Okay, fine.

- Okay.
- Let's go.

Shall I get the nurse for you?

That is why I said compounder.

He wants a nurse.

Take God's name and brace yourself.

Spare me, sir.

Send either Ikatar or Pachatar.
I don't want to go.

It's your duty after all and
you will have to go for this duty.

Leave it, sir.
I still haven't received my first salary.

Don't worry about the salary. Your two
months' salary will be sent to your home.

Make all the arrangements
for your departure.

- Sir.
- It is an order from senior authorities

You will have to go.

Brace yourself. Good job.

Sir.

Let's go.

We have been caught
in a very awkward situation.

You and I...

"Let your hair down
and dance like a peahen."

"Let your hair down
and dance like a peahen."

"Are you letting your hair
down or shall I do it for you?"

"If you do not dance with me dear,
I will spill alcohol on your skirt."

"If you do not dance with me dear,
I will spill alcohol on your skirt."

"If you do not dance with me dear,
I will spill alcohol on your skirt."

"Let your hair down
and dance like a peahen."

"No third person can come between us."

Neither your friends,
nor your sister or your brother-in-law."

"No third person can come between us."

Neither your friends,
nor your sister or your brother-in-law."

"Keep your brother at a distance
or else I'll say something mean to him."

"If you do not dance with me dear,
I will spill alcohol on your skirt."

"If you do not dance with me dear,
I will spill alcohol on your skirt."

"Let your hair down
and dance like a peahen."

"The way you sway your
waist has taken my breath away."

"The videographer is also bewitched"

"The way you sway your
waist has taken my breath away."

"The videographer is also bewitched"

"If you continue to sway,
I will weigh you in notes."

"If you do not dance with me dear,
I will spill alcohol on your skirt."

"If you do not dance with me dear,
I will spill alcohol on your skirt."

"Jaani doesn't only write sad songs"

"We have been born and raised in Malwa"

"We have been born and raised in Malwa"

"If I wrote local songs,
I would outshine everyone else."

"If you do not dance with me dear,
I will spill alcohol on your skirt."

"If you do not dance with me dear,
I will spill alcohol on your skirt."

"If you do not dance with me dear,
I will spill alcohol on your skirt."

This has that girl's documents.
Keep them safe.

You wait how we thrash her. She'd
be facing the Punjab police after all.

Come on, move.

No one should jump.

Come, come down carefully.

Don't do any mischief.

Come, my dear.

Hey, Hold my bag and keep
it in the staff room.

Okay sir.

Careful.

One minute, sir.

- Yes.
- Don't push anyone.

- Come on, get down.
- Listen.

One minute.

- Me?
- Yes.

Greetings.

What is your name?

Fateh. Fateh Singh.

Sir, do not address
anyone with disrespect.

His name is Fateh Singh
and he is just doing his job.

He is not your personal servant

Give the bag back to him.

Thank you.

Thank you, teacher.

Looking beautiful, mam.

What has gotten into you?

Why are you acting like you
can see stars in the broad daylight?

Not Stars but I can
see our plane taking off.

Presenting to you on special demand

Tale of Jatt & Juliet Part 3

Are you loving it?

Look at this.

They haven't forgotten about the last time.

One simply doesn't behave
straight until power is adhered.

Yo Friends,
Punjab Police has arrived in the UK!

Welcome us, aunty. We are standing outside.

- Whose house is this?
- Ours.

Get the bag. Aunty.

Aunty...

We will have to look for the aunty.
The keys are with her.

Is she your maternal or paternal aunt?

Aunty, baby.

Here is aunt.

Salutations, aunt.

The Brits have named her aunty.

So she will be my aunt.
Watch out, aunty.

Don't bite me,
or else I'll have to get 14 injections.

How did you manage
to arrange for the money?

If you want to find the girl
then you will have to spend money.

When you need to catch fish,

You have to bait the hook yourself.

We're not going there to suffer.

Else we'd just come back
and say that we couldn't find her.

Dear, I think you do not understand.
This is the rule of our life.

We have never given anything to anyone.

It is your duty to find the girl.

I don't know about that

I have not committed
any sin by being in the police.

You will have to spend almost
the amount that was due for engagement.

Assume that the girl ran
away after getting engaged.

- Otherwise, forget it.
- No... one minute

"Come in. I was waiting for you..."

How is it?

This is the first time,
I have brought you to a foreign land.

I wouldn't have let you
be uneasy at the guest house, now.

It's my duty to take care of you.

You may be the Senior Constable of Punjab
Police, but you are my love after all.

I spent everything I had
saved since childhood on you.

I had been working in the
brickyard during my childhood.

I may have ruined my childhood, but
please ensure that my youth is not ruined.

My childhood... my childhood.

Oh my God!

That hanging swing in the
UK has evoked childhood memories.

The crow bites when you lie.

I fed it so it wouldn't bite me.

Come on, Miss Sr Constable. Come on.

Come on. Let's have some fun.

Dear...

I must have done some good deeds
that I found someone who loves me truly.

I'm enjoying here.

I should make the flatbreads
till we get married.

Or he might run away.

Miss Sr Constable, I'll be upset.

Assign me some duty. What should I do?

No worries. It's just a few flatbreads.
I'll manage on my own.

But you had said we will do it together.

You are fulfilling
the role of a man so well.

Allow me to fulfil the role of a woman.

She is amazing.

But the issue is not about the flatbreads;
it's about money.

If only you were accepting bribes,

I wouldn't have to
return the engagement ring.

Mother wouldn't warmly
welcome you into our home.

Instead, she'd throw the
traditional pot at your face.

I have fallen for you

We have to go tomorrow to find the girl.

Do you have a plan?

Miss Sr Constable, we will
go our separate ways to find the girl.

You go to the police station.

Meanwhile, I've circulated her photo in the
'Bad Boys' & 'Flirty at 30 ' chat Groups.

Boys are quite aware
of the girls around them.

And Bristol is as small as malout.
Don't worry.

Okay.

Do not worry at all.

Punjab police has fallen in...

Of all places, who knew we'd meet here?

Your goodwill has come to your aid.

If you were the Principal who mistreated me,
you would have seen how I'd deal with you.

Aunty is quite a gossipmonger.

I have fallen in love with you.

Mallika...

Hey, she is my first love.

My beloved.

- Greetings, brother.
- Oh my God.

She is Mallika and I am the owner.

Not her owner but that of this food joint.

Welcome to Lehnda Punjab.

Classic films have their own charm.

They never get boring no matter
how many times you watch them.

I have seen the film,
Murder exactly 475 times.

Whom does she kill in the film?

The audience.

Thank God, I did not watch.

She is very picky in that matter.

Come in, brother.

Welcome, brother. Welcome.

Be seated, brother.

We will not serve anything
wrong to our brother.

Tell me, what should I get.

Hello ma'am, Welcome to Chadhda Punjab

Do you want to order something?

God is great.

God gave me carrots including the shovel.

That is alright but we
wouldn't be able to serve you

Bhindi Do Pyaza with carrots and shovel.

Who is she?

She is Daisy. She is no carrot.

She is like an Eggplant.
Disliked by everybody.

Even we don't talk to her.

Brother, even we have abundant beauty.

Dear, call Mumtaz and Noor Jahan.

Noor Jahan and Mumtaz.

Come on, fast.

- Look he has already left.
- To hell with your beauty.

- Hello.
- Hey

Here is your coffee and grilled sandwich.

- Thank you so much.
- Enjoy.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Fateh Singh?

Fateh Singh?
No, I am Gurpratap Singh Kohli.

Weren't you on the children's
bus at Guru Harkishan School?

Bus? No. I am a private jet pilot.

I think there is some misunderstanding.

Menu please.

- Sorry.
- Thank you.

Chadhda Punjab.

Sorry, but you bear a striking
resemblance to someone I know.

Anyways, Welcome to Chadhda Punjab.

Seems like you do not get along well with
the with the restaurant owners next door.

Who has ever gotten
along with their neighbours?

What is your good name?

Daisy.

Daisy.

At the university where
I used to take my private jet,

I remember a kindergarten teacher named

Divjot Kaur.

God knows when she became Daisy.

Sit down.

Look at her hearty laughter.

You both stand here with a dead face.

Laugh. Laugh.

Stop.

Quiet.

Uncle, stop them.

Otherwise, the ones sitting
inside will also run away.

Have you won the lottery
that you're laughing so loudly?

You fooled me for so long.

What brought you here?

There is no work in India.

I have come here illegally
via dunki route to find some work.

Till you do not get a good job,
you can join me here.

I have to do all the work alone.

You can help me.

Can this happen?

If you like.

I can start from today.

- Okay, I will show you the place.
- Come. Let's go.

Come. Come.

Here are the documents. See.

This is the girl, Divjot Kaur.
We need your help.

Okay.

Teacher we closed our restaurant so early.

There was so much
footfall in the other one.

Ours is not doing that well.
Earlier it used to run well.

The purposely opened theirs next to mine.

And lured all the customers away.

What brought you here?

I deceived someone
by promising to marry him.

Got him to spend 35 lakhs

But I had no other option.

I am from a poor family
but I have my desires and dreams.

I have to take care of my family
and fulfil my dreams as well.

Couldn't make a livelihood
while working at the school.

I used to get a mere salary of 10000/-

I had no money to go abroad on my own.

Couldn't even get a good
job despite being well educated.

What should a poor person do?
There should be some way out.

Will you marry him though?

-Sorry for being upfront with you
-No, problem.

Slipped my mind since there
is neither the school nor the bus

I wouldn't cheat him.
I would return his money.

But I cannot marry him.

He barely comes up to my waist.
Moreover, I am not into him.

How come you didn't hesitate
to share your truth with me?

Nobody trusts anybody these days.

This work isn't profitable.

I can barely cover my expenses.

I'm considering closing
it and finding a job instead.

Don't shut it down.
They opened in our neighbourhood.

Now we will get under their skin.

For how long can a poor person
remain suppressed?

Great! If we become profitable
enough then 20% will be yours.

Are you sure?

If that's the case, Chadhda Punjab
will not just survive, but thrive.

- Chadhda Punjab will become quite profitable.
- Really?

It will live up to its name.

20%? Are you sure?

Yes.

If our restaurant becomes popular,
considering my 20% share,

how much do you think
the monthly earnings would be?

If we charge 15 pounds per person,
even with 100 visitors a day,

That totals 1500 pounds.

And 45,000 monthly

After deducting 25,000 for expenses,
20,000 remains.

I get 20%, which is 4000 pounds.

If I multiply this by 100,
it comes to 4 lakhs.

I have crossed the
monthly earnings of an SSP.

Lala will not just make bangles
for his mother but also a regal necklace.

Aunt, we might have surpassed an SSP
but I wouldn't be leaving the Sr Constable.

If you want to soar high in life,
you need to stay humble.

And I am a good hearted person.

I don't love her but I don't want
to die single. I must marry someone though,

So may it be with the Sr Constable.

What are you up to?

Nothing. I was just calculating
how much money she ran away with.

Your friends call me brother-in-law.

This is great!

The Brits do candle night dinners.

And we are having tea by the bonfire.

Culture, you know. Cheers.

Cheers.

You are a Sr Constable
only from 9 AM to 5 PM.

We should focus on building
our personal life after that.

After 5pm...

After 5pm..., you are my beloved.

Are there still more
men like him in Punjab?

They say men change after marriage.

And here he is, even better
after the engagement. Touchwood.

I have to keep the Senior
Constable interested in me.

Her integrity and principles
would send the teacher off to Punjab.

And I wouldn't have my 20% share anymore
& I'll have to leave the Sr Constable too.

And then everything I have
planned would go down the drain.

For now, I'll just keep flattering
her and showering her with love.

My dear, you must be feeling cold.

Look at that eucalyptus tree with
its leaves spread out like peacock feathers

And the ones we have back home,

shoot straight up into the sky,
as if they are poking into God's navel.

Isn't it, dear?

Partner these tables and chairs
are for serving pizzas and coffee.

If we are to serve tea and parathas
then we need traditional charpoys here.

"O Juliet, Your Romeo is sad"

"O Juliet, everything looks bad."

"O Juliet, Your Romeo is sad"

"O Juliet, everything looks bad."

"O Juliet, you took it to the next level."

"O Juliet, with whom were you dancing?"

"O Juliet,
who was that British guy with you"

"Was he your Bro or an acquaintance?"

"O Juliet,
he doesn't seem to be your brother."

"O Juliet, he doesn't appear to be shy."

"O Juliet, I suspect something fishy."

"O Juliet I think
you are about to leave me."

Uncle, we too need to showcase
our culture at the our restaurant.

I suggest we should perform Qawwali.

Qawwali? Are We Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan?

Even our bellies aren't
like that of Qawwals.

Let's perform Qawwali!

I suggest let's call Khushboo
and Nidha from Pakistan.

What will they do here?

When they'll sing 'why don't you tease me,
from where I tell you to do so?',

You won't be able to imagine
the rush that will come here.

"She wants a mansion and a luxury car"

"On the other hand, there's no food to eat,
your Romeo is on the streets"

"You sleep late nowadays,
and open the gate at midnight"

"Tell me who were you
waiting for at the crossroad"

"O Juliet, who gifted you a Lamborghini?"

"O Juliet,
why are the windows of car tinted?"

"O Juliet, did you get engaged?"

"O Juliet, shoot me in the head."

"O Juliet, this intoxication will kill me"

"O Juliet your drink has alcohol"

"You have as much intoxication
as nine bottles' worth."

"And I down them in one breath."

"Intoxicated,
you dance with a bottle on your head."

"Your voice has grown
hoarse on the dance floor."

"O Juliet, stop drinking scotch."

"O Juliet, just think about yourself."

"O Juliet, you leap over walls."

"O Juliet, you resemble a serpent."

"O Juliet, your Jatt cries in the night"

"O Juliet, my dad curses me"

"O Juliet, Your Romeo is sad"

"O Juliet, everything looks bad."

"O Juliet,
who was that British guy with you"

"O Juliet, who gifted you a Lamborghini?"

"O Juliet,
why are the windows of car tinted?"

Okay.

Here's your food.

Hi.

- Here is the menu.
- Thank you.

Amritsari Naan with chickpeas and butter,
hurray! Hurray!

Thanks.

Don't be subdued by her presence.
Embrace your inner Kader Khan instead.

Is this a joke?

Sorry, Lady Gaga.
I thought you were mute.

That is why I was taking
your order in sign language.

When did you learn sign language?

As a child, I learned from
my eldest mother who couldn't speak.

What are you doing here?

This is my restaurant. I am the owner

Fateh, stop messing with me.
The girl cannot be found.

Which girl? Who Fateh Singh?

I am Gurpratap Singh Kohli.

I think there has been
some misunderstanding.

Have you not come with me from Punjab?

Punjab? I have never been to Punjab.

I was born and brought up here.
I am a local.

- Really?
- My father never took me to Punjab.

He used to take my youngest
stepmother to Punjab but never took us.

Okay. So you're the eldest mother's son?

No, the middle one's

Father married thrice.

- Three.
- Really?

Yes.

Should I show you something?

Yes, of course.

Look at him.

Look carefully.

Don't you resemble him?

May be your mother was
having an affair with his father.

She gave birth to an illegitimate son,

and the nurse set him adrift
on the river in a basket.

Your brother.

Look, the resemblance is uncanny.

Let me see...

- Look.
- Let me see.

Oh my god. He's so cute.

I want to meet him.
Arrange for us to meet someday.

Why not? Let's make it happen now.

The phone is ringing.

What is going on?

Miss Sr. Constable, I apologize.
I was on a secret mission.

The police force is also
like the soldiers of our country.

We too have some responsibility
towards the country.

Look at that, a Pakistani restaurant.

They were overpowering
the Indian restaurant.

I was standing firmly at the front.

My would-be wife is a working woman.

We both have to share
the load and make flatbreads.

Here I learnt to make flatbreads
while also outperforming the neighbours.

I have proven myself in
my duties for my country and wife.

Buy me a silver anklet

Quickly, friends! The British woman
is requesting traditional Punjabi sweets.

- Who is she?
- Who?

- Her. Who is she?
- Buy me silver anklet.

Give it over there and to her as well.

Who is she?
She is the owner of this restaurant.

She is the daughter of our country.

Helping our country's daughter
is like helping the country itself.

After all, in a foreign country,
Punjabis always come to each other's aid.

Miss Sr Constable, please listen to me.

- Liar, fraud...
- Pooja, I will get hurt.

Hand it over to me,
I'll make round flatbreads for you.

Oh, you just wait and see.
I'll show you how I make fritters.

Tell me, what is the
affair between the two of you?

- Affair between us?
- Yes.

Nothing is happening between the
two of us. I am protector not a predator.

Besides, I am already taken.

You taught me to stand up for women

because men have
historically dominated them.

Why else would I involve
myself with other women?

You taught, and I learned.

The credit goes to you, dear,
for teaching me such valuable lessons.

Earlier on, I was a male chauvinist.

What about the task
we've come here to fulfil?

You only taught me that humanity
supersedes any other mission.

That girl has also been oppressed
by the male-dominated society.

I feel ashamed to be
part of the male community.

I want to quit.

- I want to quit.
- Keep quiet.

Be upfront about it,
What is going on between the two of you?

Nothing at all.

Tell me...

Someone is outside.

Just wait. I will not spare you today.

Hello.

Sorry officer. She is not a
criminal but a social media star in India.

Bhabhi Ranjit Kaur

I'm winking at you. Here's a kiss for you.

Look, here she is. Have a look.

I returned after 12 years
and brought you a sack of potatoes.

O my British man!
I love you my dear British man.

I'm winking at you. Here's a kiss for you.

I don't know whether it is Thursday
or Friday but here's Ranjit Kaur's kiss.

Open it! Open!

So, we've come to catch
that girl from Chadhda Punjab

And you swapped the photos.

- No.
- Yes.

It could be that the girl
bears a resemblance to Bhabhi.

She is a celebrity after all.

You come of the your aunt's house, first.

I have come to my aunt.
Let the aunt and nephew talk.

We will talk tomorrow. Bye.

Tell me honestly, who is that girl?

Yes, aunt.

Do your in-laws trouble you?

Go away. You are annoying me.

So aunt,

uncle must be on his way.

Go away. Why are you standing here?

Will you thrash me if I tell the truth?

She was a teacher in
the school where I worked.

Amazing.

Is she your old girlfriend?

When did I say girlfriend?

She was a teacher there and I was a
conductor. We came from different worlds.

Are you regretting it?

Why would I regret it?

I am telling you the truth.
There is nothing between us.

She is my business partner.

There was no need to intentionally
insert the word 'business' in between.

Own it that she is your partner.

I thought you were willing to take bribes

and that together we
could make loads of money.

But you turned out to be parched.

What?

Dry like a desert.

Our wet palms are always
eager to be greased

I got anxious and thought
about breaking off the relationship.

But then I got 20%
share in the restaurant.

I thought once I have saved enough money,
I will marry you.

This way, you wouldn't have
to leave your life of integrity

and Mom and I will
be happy with the money.

Happy family.

As if I call potato a tomato?

Really, Do you stammer?
You didn't tell me that.

What will we do about that now?

You talk to your aunt all night.

What? Miss Sr Constable.

- Pooja...
- Good night.

No, dear.

Dear, Miss Sr Constable, hello.
Hello. Miss Sr Constable..

Was last night's case resolved?

Yes, I filed an unofficial
report and sent them off.

Sir, we have found the girl.

- She runs a restaurant here.
- Yes.

He had been misleading me for
the last few days. He was helping her.

She is lying. I didn't mislead her.

The girl was found through
my strategic planning, sir.

Sr Constable had put posters
of Bhabhi Ranjit Kaur in England.

- Is it? - She had made a mockery
of me in the Boys chat groups.

Memes are being made
on Punjab police, sir.

When other police forces find almonds,

Punjab Police finds chickpeas.

Punjab Police is good for nothing.

Sr Constable has insulted us.

He is talking nonsense, sir.

He was wearing a Bhangra
costume and dancing like Pammi Bai.

She is lying through her teeth.

I exhausted myself washing
the dishes to find the girl

She created a ruckus
and ruined the entire mission.

She ate food in front
of me and didn't offer me once.

I am a low level employee
and I am being dominated.

No worries. My day will come
when I'll be promoted to an inspector.

No problem.

- I was telling you that...
- She is pulling the wire...

Pulling the wire.
Look, it has shut down.

- Are you out of your mind?
- Are you?

Why must personal matters
be brought into the workspace?

You are the one who
brought office matters home.

Why are you a Senior
Constable and not a lawyer?

- Listen to me.
- Don't touch me.

Don't push me... don't push me.

If I push you, you'll crash into the tree.

If I push, you will fall in Punjab.

If I push, you will land on Moon.

If I push,
you will be out of the solar system.

- Push.
- You push.

Push, let me go
and see India's Chandrayan.

- You push.
- Push.

- Just push and see.
- You too.

You push.

Sir, keep them together.
Do not let them come back.

Fuel the fire.

Put them in the same bucket like
crabs and watch them claw each other.

We'd just have to pull the strings

Once they break up.

Who would want to be with the madam?
She'd be all yours after that.

Maddi, you are the best
constable of Punjab police.

- Push.
- You push.

- You push.
- Just touch me and I'll show you.

- Sir.
- Hello.

Victory to India, sir.

Well done, Pooja.
Keep a watch on this girl.

You need not come back yet.

There is another case and
I will let you know the plan.

Sir, we have found the girl.
Shall we bring her home till then?

You!

You leap at every opportunity you get,
like a frog.

You've shown your true colours.
"Shall we bring her home?"

It was a joke. I was kidding.

We could have laughed.
There's no need to argue over everything.

You should be ashamed, you grey cat.

You locked me in her house
and later she called uncle over.

I begged him a lot but
uncle did not spare me.

He swatted me a hundred times,
counting it all as one.

And you still don't believe me.

Let me ask you something.
How did you know

she had a restaurant before coming here?

That is a good point, Miss lawyer.

She did me a favour back in school,
so that's why I helped her.

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

I am 30 years old.

It would take me 30 years
to tell you about everything.

You are 34 years old.
Even that calls for another 34 years.

That adds up to 64 years.
Do we even have that much time?

Is marriage meant for all of this?

Women are more curious
about knowing everything

about a person than Dharamraj,
the God of Death.

Women invented the words why,
when, where, and how.

I am telling you everything now.
Do you believe me?

You've been caught now

Caught? Am I a thief?

I am an employee.

Our relationship feels
like a police investigation.

- Do you want to hear everything?
- Yes.

Listen.

In 1994, Sardar Balraaj Singh and Mrs.
Paramjit Kaur welcomed

a bright son into their lives,

who was named Fateh Singh.

- And in childhood...
- Enough. Leave it.

A man will be a man

I don't know about "man will be man,"

but one thing is certain:
a woman will always be a woman.

Look, dear,
there's nothing a man truly possesses.

All the power rests in the hands of women.

A man is like this magnet,

and a woman can make
him dance to her tune.

If she pushes him too far,

He may seek shelter elsewhere.

Once he connects with someone new,

No matter how hard you try,
he won't return.

This is not me saying but science.

Another thing is,
if a woman keeps a man with love,

he won't go anywhere,

Even if many other women come his way.
Just like this.

That magnet is small.

Point to be noted, Miss lawyer.
Even she is young.

If we repeatedly stop
a child from playing in the mud

his curiosity about it increases,

wondering what is there in
mud that everyone is stopping him.

However, if we ask him to
play in the mud and let him get hurt.

He will likely avoid playing there again.

It's not me saying it but
a lesson from moral education.

Look at Birju.

Despite his father mortgaging
all his possessions to Lala

Birju's sole focus was on
retrieving his mother's bangles

A man's life is dedicated to a woman.

This isn't my opinion.
We learn this from films.

Okay.

I understood your dedication.

Thank God dear you understood

I was scared that you
might be one of those women

who trouble men to the core,
yet do not believe the truth.

A man may pour out his heart, yet
they do not believe even an ounce of it.

What even are these women?

You are truly my better half.

Have her tie the sacred thread.

- What?
- Yes,

My lesser half.

What do you mean?

- Fateh.
- Poor, Bhabhi

Fateh, I was wrong to doubt you,
so I am the one to be blamed.

Thank God.

Have her tie a sacred thread around you.

I cannot let her tie the sacred thread.

I can swear on anyone, but I
cannot let her tie a sacred thread to me.

What's the issue with
getting the sacred thread tied?

Because it's a brothers and sisters thing.

Don't ruin the sanctity of it.

Now let not women tell men
from whom to get sacred thread tied.

Well, that's just amazing.
You've kicked societal norms in the foot.

Why don't you say that your
motives have changed after coming here?

You just see her money.

You must have multiplied
everything by 100.

How do you know?
Aunt must have snitched on me.

You women must have
gotten together, right?

Uncle has scratched my back
and made a painting on it.

I'm telling you,
I'm not interested in her.

If you keep insisting on the mud,

then surely the kid
would want to go and try it.

When the old man has the
option to marry a younger woman,

why would he pursue an older woman?

Of course you'll find me old now.

You desire a young woman for yourself.

What are you saying?
If we men would have said it,

then whole feminist brigade

would have labelled us as perverts.

It is just a proverb.
I called myself old too.

Is an old man a five year old?

I called you a wise woman. She
lacks maturity, whereas you are mature.

A person doesn't switch
sides in their sleep as quickly

as you change the subject of arguments.

You're strange.

I am not changing the topic, you are.

I was talking about the sacred thread.

Do one thing.

You buy bales of wool

and ask every girl who passes
by to tie a scared thread to me.

And knit a sweater on my arm.
Here it is.

I was okay with you being an 80 on 100.
I arranged for all the expenses on my own.

I thought you loved
me so I will marry you.

I don't love you.

I was lured in by the
fact that you are handsome

That our kids would be good-looking and
they would get great marriage proposals.

Would not have to suffer
the same fate as my brothers.

Keep our argument aside,
you called me handsome. Say it again.

Okay, everything was fake.

And here I had already
thought of our kids' names. Gosh!

- You loved me. What happened to you?
- I did not love you.

I thought this was the best
way to cut corners and succeed.

That you would assign me
a duty according to my preference.

Oh!

Don't say that. You are the same as well.
We are on same page.

Fine.

Okay, fine.

Hello, hello, Fateh.

- Yes, mother.
- How is my son?

A marriage proposal
worth 35 lakhs has come.

They will also provide
walnut wood furniture.

Did you return the ring?

I will return it, mother.
There is no point keeping it with me.

Okay dear, return it.
It will be good riddance.

Okay, mother.

Neither she loves you nor she has money.
What are you getting? Peanuts?

The teacher can at least cook.

You aren't thinking straight.

Do you love her?

No, right?

I don't. Not at all.

I don't love her at all.

Even she doesn't love me.

Baby, you did not say
bye to me before leaving.

My dear is working so hard.

May God bless every woman with such a man.

I am so lucky.

- Sister...
- Greetings.

Greetings. Come here.

Your brother told me that
you have a restaurant here.

I could not resist. I came running.

Thought I'd meet my sister-in-law.

There is no need to be so surprised.

We are engaged.

Oh, didn't your brother tell you?

Dear, didn't you tell your sister?

He is not my brother.
We are just business partners.

Let Fateh know, if you wish to
eat something. I will go and change.

It's time for us to start working.

Even that vixen doesn't
regard you as her brother.

But she told that
we are business partners.

She doesn't regard you as her brother.

You won't get the sacred
thread tied from her.

- Am I blind?
- Calm down.

Let me explain everything to you.

There's a banyan tree, and a bird lives
on it. Bird has made a nest on the tree.

Throughout the day,
the bird moves from one branch to another.

But eventually the bird
belongs to the tree only.

There is nowhere else for
the bird to go except for the tree.

You are the tree in this story.
And I am the bird.

The Banyan tree has another characteristic

that it doesn't let
anything else grow under it.

So that the bird doesn't lose its way.

Yet, grass grows around
the roots of the tree.

The bird does notice it.

The bird does get distracted
seeing the green grass.

The bird agrees to that.
But you are wise my dear.

It doesn't matter if the bird
sits on the grass for some time.

He cannot stay there forever.

He must return to the
tree because its nest is there.

From this Panchatantra story, we learn

that the tree should understand
the bird belongs to it.

- Listen.
- Yes.

-The bird
-Yes.

- And that grass...
- Yes.

I wouldn't spare either of them.

I might not take her with me,
but I will definitely take you.

But...

Baby, I will not let you stay with her.

I will ensure that you are
suspended from the police force.

If I don't reduce you back
to just wiping off kids' snorts

on that school bus of yours, then

I am not my father's daughter.

- Oh my God, you are such a sly woman.
- Yes.

And here I thought you were an 80 on 100.
What an innocent soul I am.

And you are such a clever woman.

Try to understand.
This bird is very naive

I don't even regard
her as the green grass.

Is she green grass to you?

"Little Little Green
Grass Little Green Grass."

"Shining off the dew drops,
little green grass."

Listen, little green grass.

Whatever partnership you two have,
know this straight

that he is my fiance

We have here on a mission.

We've come to apprehend you
for the 35 lakhs you absconded with.

I instructed him to come close to you.

So brace yourself.

Uncle, their situation
resembles that of a sandwich.

Son, a sandwich needs one
cutlet and two slices of bread.

Here, it's one slice and two cutlets.

Fateh, you've shattered my faith.

I revealed my entire truth to you.

It's because of people like
you that nobody trusts easily.

You should have told the other day itself.

You shouldn't have toyed
with my emotions like this..

Teacher, listen to me.

You broke her faith.
You should have told her.

I am also devastated,
but all you notice are her tears.

What will the bird do now?

Will he go to the grass
or come back to the tree?

Death is inevitable for the bird now.

- Then it's better to die.
- Senior Constable.

Daisy, I swear

I haven't come here as a
police officer but as your partner.

Business partner.

I think this new madam
doesn't get along with them.

Should we keep her as our 20% partner?

She will take care of
our restaurant's entertainment.

I am ready to give 80% if
she takes care of the entertainment.

Madam, madam,

- Please listen, madam.
- Excuse me, madam.

- Madam, one minute. Listen to us.
- Look at this, madam.

Madam, look at this video.

Look at this form of art. Once
you'd be on the stage performing this,

I am certain that the British
will lay the Kohinoor at your feet.

We're quite frustrated
with that clever Jatt as well.

The enemy's enemy is a friend.

Let's shake hands.

Madam, don't dwell on it.
We are offering you an opportunity. Here.

The world would be at your feet.

Sister, are you in police?

How do you know?

Despite the partition
and other differences,

the police forces in both
countries operate similarly.

Our country's police
force is as 'hospitable'

We have been thrashed
hard in the police station.

I think you did not like our culture.

No problem.
We will present our culture on our own.

If you say I can rub my nose on the ground

My nose is so big that rubbing
it on the ground would create a trench.

Yes, sister.

Please take away this baton, but go
ahead and thrash us as much as you like.

You can thrash him hard.
I'm okay with the baton.

Take away the baton, please. I have
to go and check my teapot on the stove.

The girl has wrecked our
business by calling that boy.

You should thrash him not us.

He is right.

How are you?
My dear, you seem very happy today.

Cut out the nonsense.

You're still wearing the ring I gave you

Some of my belongings
are still in your possession.

But your things are fully
packed and ready to go.

I have called over my friend from Punjab.

Friend?

Shampy?

"Rented this house with hard-earned money"
Wow. You lied to me about that too. Wow!

It's my friend's father who paid for it.

So, this house belongs to my friend.

We will handle your beloved
teacher ourselves. Get out.

Don't do this. Where will I go?

After all, in a foreign country,
Punjabis always come to each other's aid.

I will lose faith in this saying.

Punjabis always come to each other's aid.
Speaking of which

the teacher mentioned
she lives in a small house

I think she has a single bed.

Having no other option,
I'll have to adjust and sleep there.

I will position my head
where her feet would be

and the teacher will
place hers next to my feet.

After all, in a foreign country,
Punjabis always come to each other's aid.

No problem, I will manage somehow.

- Okay, Shampy.
- No, I am not that merciless

There is no need to
go through so much trouble.

After all, in a foreign country,
Punjabis always come to each other's aid.

You may stay here.

You sleep in your room and
I will take care of my friend.

He will place his head near my feet,
and I will position mine near his feet.

Friend, what will you eat?

The dear son will eat
radish paratha with butter.

After that, I'll have a cold drink.

No problem.

So sweet.

-Radish paratha
-Shall I grace you with a cold drink?

Did your father grow radish here?

Don't say anything to my father.
Dare not. His dear son will bite you.

You dare not bite me.

Listen to me.
Don't try to get too cozy with her.

There are CCTV cameras
installed all around.

Don't listen to her.

If a photo of you is taken close to her

then the teacher's case
against you would be stronger.

Not only will you lose 35 lakhs,

but you'll also end up
behind bars for cheating on her.

Rest, you know better.

God, please deliver
this message to my father

His son would either be lucky to survive
the freeze or be a frosty ice cream.

I'll drop you to the restaurant
and leave for the police station.

Be gentle with her.

You will not get a better girl than her.

Moreover, this is your right.

The restaurant has been
set up with your money.

The dear son wants to go on a ride.

I will take you on the ride as well.

- Are you listening to me or not?
- Give some change for beer

We've always taken
money never given money.

- Come on.
- What a nonsense fellow!

I will take you on a thrilling ride,
you fool.

- Partner.
- Yes.

Just wait till you see
the item I've ordered from India,

it's sure to capture everyone's attention.

- Okay. - Shampy, his father's only son,
is going to London alone.

- Okay. - Shampy, his father's only son,
is going to London alone.

- Zafar...
- Yes.

Who's that?

Shampy, his father's only son,
is going to London alone.

Uncle, I think they've
invited someone from the circus.

Hardly anyone comes
to our restaurant as it is.

He'll bring laughter and
entertain many people there.

It's the first time
I've seen someone so tiny

Let's lift him like
we would a small child.

Hey shorty! Come here.

- Come here.
- Me?

- Greetings.
- Greetings.

Has madam called for you?

- Greetings.
- But first you should meet your sir.

Amazing. Both landing
and entry are by air. My God!

- Why are you here?
- Come on. Tell us, why have you come here?

What do you do?
Do you breathe fire from your mouth?

Or bend iron rods with your neck?

Or pass through rings of fire?
Or walk on ropes?

I know how to make a paper plane.

Wow Mr. intelligent,
so that no one can enter or exit.

Do here what you were supposed
to do there. We'll also pay you for it.

Swallow this my dear.

Swallow

Swallow all of them.

Glass marbles?

How will they come out?

Don't act smart. We are not
going to spend on you every day.

You must keep them in your belly.
Swallow them and do not let them out.

Quiet, quiet...

Quiet, quiet...

Do you know belly dancing?

Small belly, loud movements.

It'll be fun to hear the marble tinkle.

Uncle, will give you a candy.

Come, play with this clown.

Daddy, your dear son
has been made a slave.

I want to go back to Punjab.

Even this is Lehnda Punjab son.

I want to go back to
the real Punjab, brother.

Many desire to see the real Punjab,

but some can only visit Lahore,
and others only Amritsar.

Nobody is so fortunate.

Don't make me emotional.

Perform tricks for me.

Please don't force us to sell everything
and book a flight back home the next day.

Woof woof!

Yes, Where are you off to, What
are you looking for Miss Sr Constable?

Where to?

Where is her future husband?

Here.
You're the one who pushed me into this.

In your dreams!

Where's the owner of this place,
on whose money you both are having fun?

Can't you stand me being happy, can you?

Look how well the business is running.

There's still time.
If you compromise your integrity.

Sister. Sister.

Look at me. It's Shampy...

Shampy?

Leave him.

Madam, we have an event.
It's someone's birthday party.

Where kids will dress up
as Batman and beat up the joker.

If you suggest we will
call the kids over here.

They'll just thrash him 15-20 times

I will file a case against
the both of you. Leave him.

Madam, what have you done to him?

You've embezzled his money.

Don't say anything to her.

It was all my doing.

Blame me for all that you have to.

You call me a lawyer,
so why did you interfere as her lawyer?

Why are you doing so much for her?
Who is she to you?

You're just greedy for money,

and she has embezzled funds

In the end,
both thieves have formed a team

Continuing to tarnish Punjab's name.

Why don't you say anything?

Who is she?

Who is she?

We are the same.

What?

I see myself in her.

We are young people from poor families,
suppressed by circumstances.

We have dreams too.
We too want to grow and succeed.

My father passed away after a fall
from the giant wheel he was operating.

It wasn't his job,
but he couldn't get any other job.

We didn't even have
wood to cremate his body,

And no villager would give us any.

Landlords keep fires burning all winter,

while the poor don't even
receive wood for burning the dead.

This wasn't my Punjab.

Where has Guru Nanak's Punjab, which
believed in sharing everything, gone?

Lala's himself had his
mother's bangles mortgaged.

Why wouldn't I be greedy for money?

I bought wood for my father's funeral
by mortgaging my mother's earnings.

Broke our beds to perform
the last rites of my father.

His body lay in our compound
for a day and a half

I was very young then.

Since then, wood has become an
obsession for my mother. She isn't well.

She wants everything made of wood.

She wears wooden bangles

And wooden slippers.

She does not lay the bedsheet
but sleeps on the wooden bed as it is.

I can't fall in love, Miss Pooja.

Money is my only aim.

I have a Master's degree
but couldn't secure a job.

I didn't even have money to bribe.

I didn't have money to come abroad.

She and I are the same.

She admits she duped.

But she will return the money.

A woman is hurled abuses
with if she cheats.

Don't we exploit women at weddings?

Even good-for nothing
alcoholics demand dowry.

Did anyone ever stand up for those women?

If a girl cheats, everyone degrades her.

We police officers are called
'Maternal Uncles' by people.

We are not father's brothers-in-law
but mother's brothers.

This title was given with full respect,
but now it has become a mockery..

A policeman has to spend
nothing less than 2000-2500/-

if he has to take a file to Chandigarh,
Miss Pooja.

What does the government
give us in return?

Bus fare and just
Rs 27-for the rickshaw?

If a minister comes to our area, he wants
us to serve them alcohol and chicken.

If we arrest a drug addict,
we've to spend our own money

to make sure that he doesn't
starve to death in the custody.

Otherwise, the news would be:

Police beat them to death.

We take extortions to
ensure that we have our jobs.

We celebrate the festivals
of Lohri and Diwali on the streets.

What will a policeman
do if not take bribes?

Has there ever been a department
that never had Punjabi officers?

We've forsaken education
and seek daily wage jobs

right after completing 12th grade.

Every child has a mobile
to prevent their attention

from being diverted to other things.

We are misguided.
We don't know anything.

We are known to be spread worldwide
to provide for us and our families.

Yet we now resort to assaulting
migrants from other cities,

demanding they leave Punjab.

Do we have a conscience?

We spread hate on the internet.

Punjab falls into chaos if the
internet services shut down for a day.

I feel they should remain shut.
It will be a saving grace for us.

We vent our frustration on artists

Demanding proof of their Punjabi identity

despite their lifelong
dedication to the language.

We've have made numerous
sacrifices for our country,

And yet we are asked
to prove our patriotism.

We are exhausted, so everyone does their
best to find a way out of their misery.

We don't know what
is right or wrong anymore.

Now, if someone like Maharaja Ranjit
Singh doesn't show us the right path,

We won't be saved, Miss Pooja.

We are the same.

Come on, let's get back to work.

I apologize for misunderstanding you.

Ensure his happiness.

Never abandon him.

This ring wasn't meant for my finger.

Let's go.

Here they are!

Hello gentlemen.
Are you the owner?

Yes.

- You owe me some money my friend.
- No money.

Don't touch me! Don't touch me!

You come to my country and do
you think everything is for free.

- Speak English. ENGLISH.
- Please, no money.

Don't you understand Punjabi?

- You are going to give me good money
now or I will destroy your shop. - No!

One minute... don't beat him any further.

We were arch-rivals,
yet today you stood up for us.

We are brothers, Mr. Choudhary.

We may argue among ourselves often,
but how dare a stranger attack any of us?

Who are you to decide for me?

You may be a Senior Constable
at the police station.

But don't try to dominate me.

You've been misunderstood.
This is not the case.

Daisy is the right girl for you.

Get married and manage
your business together.

Fulfil your dreams.

I will draft your resignation letter.

Sure?

Yes.

You are not bothered?

Are you?

Can't you ever give
a straight answer, fool?

Why do you always have
to act like a lawyer?

Idiot, I am thinking of your well-being.

Really, you are thinking of my well-being?

Fine. I am getting married in the court.

Will you be my main witness?

Yes, I will become.

We both will become.

Also get a suit stitched for your aunt.

She'd have wedding rituals to perform.

Sorry, teacher.

You had to endure the consequences
of our personal issues.

We both are aware that there
is nothing romantic between us.

But I no longer wish
to offer explanations.

I don't want you to be
dragged further in our mess.

Even if you have some feelings for me

Will you marry me?

No pressure.

I am a fool.

A big one.

You are wise.

What is to be done of this?

Can't you see how eager
he is to get married?

Throw it.

If it's a yes, then go ahead and throw it

"What has happened?
It seems like a disaster."

"Water? seems poisonous."

"What has happened?
It seems like a disaster."

"Water? seems poisonous."

"Feels as if we've stepped
on someone's grave."

What has happened?
It seems like a disaster."

What has happened?
It seems like a disaster."

"Water seems poisonous."

"Feels as if we've stepped
on someone's grave."

What has happened?
It seems like a disaster."

"Water seems poisonous."

"Feels as if we've stepped
on someone's grave."

"What has happened?"

Get married and manage
your business together.

Fulfil your dreams.

"Did you pluck a flower
from someone's garden?"

"Did you break someone's heart before?"

"Did you offer water
to the thirsty or not?"

"Did you send any hungry sage away?"

"Did you caged a bird?"

"Did you falsely swear by any saint?"

"Because of our love?"

"Did God become angry"

"It feels like there
is enmity between us and God."

"Water seems poisonous."

"Feels as if we've stepped
on someone's grave."

"What has happened?
It seems like a disaster."

"Water seems poisonous."

"Feels as if we've stepped
on someone's grave."

"What has happened?"

Our business has shut down.

If possible, please hire us.

There is no work for you guys.

Do you want to become partners, Uncle?

Yes.

"Either you Jaani or I"

"Either you Jaani or I have sinned."

"It feels like a blow to our forehead"

"As if we've been cursed."

"What has happened?
It seems like a disaster."

"Water seems poisonous."

"Feels as if we've stepped
on someone's grave."

"What has happened?
It seems like a disaster."

"Water seems poisonous."

"Feels as if we've stepped
on someone's grave."

"What has happened?"

Where is she?

This is not okay!

I told that girl to be on time,
but she's still late

No worries. She must be coming.

She won't come.

She wouldn't have been able to witness.

She loves you.

Yes. Even I feel the same.

Sorry, teacher.
I didn't thought of you as a backup.

You are the best one could
hope for in an arranged marriage.

But I don't love you.
However, that will surely happen for you.

Anyone would be crazy not to love you.

You take care of the
one that you are in love with.

But she doesn't admit.

- Do you?
- She is so suspicious.

Your victory lies in a girl's insecurity.

But that's only if you men understand
Moreover...

She loves you so much that
she fears losing you.

That is why she doubts.

It's too late now.
Don't bring up these things.

Hadn't you thrown it away?

What kind of soul would that be, who
does not appreciate someone else's love?

She left you because she
had your best interests at heart.

She loves you so much that she would have
slapped you and taken you away with her.

You learned from your mother
the importance of earning money.

Didn't you also learn the importance
of having a partner like your mother?

She has devoted her life
to your father's memory.

You conveyed a profound message
with love in a mere two minutes.

You are the best, teacher.

Leave before I summon Uncle
Sultan as the marriage witness.

Hurry up now.

They don't make people
like you on this Earth anymore.

People don't return a lost penny,
yet you are returning someone's partner.

You are nice,
which is why God saved you from me.

You deserve a better partner than me.

A troublemaker like me was
born to bother that foolish girl.

Thank you, teacher

Okay, teacher, call me,
if you need anything. Keep in touch.

Look, even the staircase
is shedding tears.

The atmosphere is incredibly tense.

I am sure she would
be bawling her eyes out.

God, I hope she is either devastated,
crying inconsolably for me,

Or falls at my feet,
professing her love for me.

I shouldn't have to go down on my knees.

Pervert!

Senior Constable, Senior Constable...

Pooja, where are you? I have come back.

Where is Pooja?

She has gone to Punjab to get married.

When did this happen?

When you decided to marry, she too
called up home and accepted the proposal.

What will become of me, brother?

What will become of me, brother?

Couldn't you've told me earlier?

You are really an idiot.

Okay aunt, good bye. Take care.

There is no need to be dominated by uncle.
Just keep him under control.

Wherever you go, I'll come with you.

Please buy two tickets.

- Brother.
- What is it?

You have two girlfriends
and I don't even have one.

Give me any one. I don't have any choice.
What will you do with two?

Both will help me in tying the turban.

As they'd hold the two ends of it,
I will run between them and set it right.

Sounds like a plan?

Sit quietly, or I'll thrash you.
This has all been your fault.

When are you landing the plane,
Miss Air hostess?

My father must have come
to pick me up in our ride.

- My dear son.
- Daddy.

- My dear son.
- Daddy.

Dear, if you've come with the girl
then I'll beat the drums.

If you have brought the 35 lakhs
then put it in this sack.

Come later to hand me my luggage
and take your Lamborghini back.

Who's that man?

Police.

Then why is he stealing our vehicle?

He was a thief.

We've made a mistake in identifying him

Tell me, what have you brought?

Nothing.

Daddy, actually we made a mistake.

We didn't get the registry done
so now he has seized control of it.

Oh Dear... why did I carry
so many things for your welcome?

My shoes were enough for your welcome.

You've embarrassed me everywhere.

You should be ashamed.

Dad, what is there to feel
ashamed and be embarrassed about?

Do I drink alcohol or roll in the dirt,

or hurl abuses,
or tease girls, or steal and rob?

Do I spread hate on the internet?

Dad, if there's a problem
in innocently making people laugh.

Then only God is the protector.

It's better that Shampy dies.

You've made me emotional.
I am proud of you.

- Love you, daddy.
- Love you, my son

- Love you.
- Love you too.

- What's up?
- Why is the car decorated with flowers?

The thing happened.

What thing?

The one thing that Bhana truly
desired and for which we are celebrating.

When did it happen?

Yesterday. It happened
just minutes after Pooja reached.

Wasn't She ashamed?

Why should she feel ashamed?
It's a matter of pride.

Thank you so much.

- Congratulations, mam.
- Thank you.

- Congratulations, sir.
- Thank you.

Who is she?

She is Bhana's wife.

How assured is this man

He has both his women in the same place.

Greetings.

Greetings.

Where is the second one?

What second one?

The reason for this celebration today.

Which celebration?

He hasn't received the
uniform for his promotion yet.

Has Bhana been promoted?

Sir got a promotion, yesterday.

Amazing! Stop this sad music.

All is well.
You had scared me out of my wits.

- What happened?
- Nothing, all good. Give it to me.

Give me the samosa.

- Give me one too.
- Give me coke along with it too.

- How is the business going on?
- Quite good

The police have tortured me a lot.

My fans are asking about
my video being misused.

We made a mistake madam.
Extremely sorry for it.

I don't want your apology?

I will hit you hard. Understood?

Returned after 12 years with a bandana.

O my Bhana,
To hell with you, Bhana

- To hell with you, Bhana...
- One minute, madam. One minute.

Where is the Senior Constable?

She is on leave.

- Leave?
- Of course, as if you don't know.

Okay because of Bhana's wife?

Madam, what do you want?

Give me a job in the police force.

If you do not give me job,
I am going to carry you off.

Understood.

Bhana is such a pervert.

There's a wedding at her place.

Whose house?

Madam, the Senior Constable.

- What?
- Of course, as if you do not know.

Couldn't have you told me earlier?

You wasted so much of my time, idiot.

Good that Bor Singh's
sons are getting married.

Who is this arriving halfway through
the wedding in a flower-decorated car?

Flowers have been decorated well.

Father, he's here to create problems.

Move out of the way.

You cannot get married to him.

Why ex-brother-in-law,
What's your connection with her?

Sorry.

You are so desperate to get married,
aren't you?

Not her, we were the ones desperate
to get married, ex brother-in-law.

- Are you both getting married?
- Yes.

Congratulations, my brothers -in-law

You did not invite your brother-in-law.
Why are you using the word ex?

I know very well how
to transition from being

the ex-brother-in-law
to the current brother-in-law.

Get my chair

It's not every day that
your brothers-in-law get married.

Place my chair in the centre.

Let me fulfil the rituals of
being a brother-in-law. Get my chair.

Cold fritters? Who eats fritters
made from potato and cauliflower?

Get broccoli fritters for the son-in-law.

Else I'll take both of them with me.
They both are at my beck and call.

Didn't you arrange for a singer or a band?
How poor can one be!

You could have asked your
brother-in-law to arrange for it.

You?

Who made them sir here?

Get off the stage.

Get off, you're embarrassing us.

How can your son-in-law embarrass you?

What are you talking about?

If in-laws are like roosters,
then the son-in-law is like the crest.

If in-laws are like tractors,
then the son-in-law is like the silencer.

If in-laws are like TVs,
then the son-in-law is like the antenna.

It's a matter of respect,
not a cause for embarrassment

The fritters haven't been served yet.

Son-in-law?

How can you be my son-in-law?

Go and ask Pooja. Where is your sister?

Sister is getting
married in the adjoining canopy.

It's an exchange marriage.

Sister accepted their brother's proposal
so that we could get married to them.

Are you guys mad or what?

Idiots, couldn't have you told me earlier?
Wasted my time.

- Move out of the way.
- Hey, you where?

Look at the way he's
dressed up as a magician.

Hello, brother.
Why are you sitting here? Get off the stage

You get off.

Why should I get off?
It's my wedding.

Why should I either?
I had a thrilling month together abroad.

With who?

With the one you are marrying.

What?

"Let's have fun"

"Come on everyone"

-"Let's have fun"
-"Come on everyone"

Who are you?

Daddy, he has already
had the fun he wanted to.

Really? So you've had all the fun?

Of course. I had a great time.

I wouldn't marry her, daddy.

Very good, mate. We are so proud of you.

Huhh

Let's go. Someone stop the DJ

They've had all the fun before the wedding.

Move out of the way, sister.

Hello, the wedding
has been called off there.

Then even we wouldn't marry them.

Very good ladies. We're so proud of you.

Girls, he is a liar

Girls, you wouldn't find men like my sons.

Wow! What a view?

I am so lonely.

I have nobody.

Where is our garden's
melody flying away to?"

"She is leaving her father's hearth."

Can you give me some strawberries too?

Look at you so eager
to get married to someone else.

Weren't you ashamed to have
someone else's name drawn in henna?

You yourself got married.
Why do you care?

Why would I be here, had I been married?

Wouldn't I be on my honeymoon?

Wait.

Hold this.

Didn't Miss Green Grass threw this?

That is why I say the teacher is the best.

What did you say?

I mean she is the second best.
You are the absolute best.

Idiot, couldn't you've said this earlier?

Stupid, aren't you always ready to fight?

Oh, you remembered our pet names so quickly

Fateh?

Mother, what are you doing here?

This girl brought back
my earrings from the jeweller.

She said Fateh has sent.

I had come to bless
her with a wedding present.

You care so much about me,
Senior Constable.

You care so much about my feelings?

Even then you were going
to get married to someone else?

If you can stand up for your family,
then why can't I stand up for my brothers?

If I break off my wedding,
their weddings will also be called off.

I have already done that.
The guests have left.

Who will marry them now?

More than you, their brother-in-law
is concerned for their marriage.

I will get them married.

What are you saying?
I will set them up.

- Hey Make-up Artist, MUA
- Yes

Listen to me.

- Do you know Chris Gayle?
- Yes.

Okay.

Crawl under this.

Hello beautifuls.

Hi. Talk to Mumtaz.

- Look.
- Hi.

- Yes. - Let me introduce
them to the other one.

Hello.

What tribe do you belong to?

They belong to the Jallalabad tribe.

They are so handsome.

Don't compliment them.

They are already very desperate and
would bring the entire Punjab with them.

You'd look nice together.

Look how beautiful they look
in their traditional Punjabi suits.

They are 6 feet 6 inches tall.

You can start your business
of the 'Black Boxers' gang.

You can take them along.
You wouldn't need a ladder.

Look at them act all coy.

Greet them.

Habibi.

Okay, it is confirmed then.

Okay beautifuls

Okay, bye.

Their marriage is fixed then.

Habibi? Do you want to go to Dubai instead?

Come on, let's go.

Get up, rascals.

- Get up. Come on.
- You too come on.

I have got them engaged
to Noor Jahan and Mumtaz

The beauty lies in
the eyes of the beholder.

They presumed them
to be Chris Gayle's cousins.

I've set them up.

Shall we too get married?

First propose nicely.

What do you mean?

Get down on your knees.

She is asking me to go down on my knees.

If a girl attends to
your mother's feelings.

Not only should you go down on your knees,

But you should treat
her as a queen throughout.

Miss Senior Constable, Will you marry me?

You will not wear counterfeit
clothing to portray yourself as wealthy.

I will not wear.

We must not become father's
brother-in-law but mother's brothers.

You must never accept a bribe.

I will never take bribe.

Hey young man,

You've cheated us.

You told them that we
backed out and also lied to us.

You guys didn't have fun.

Uncle, It took me a day and
a half to create a romantic ambience.

Do not ruin it, please.

Yes, we didn't have all the fun however,

we are about to rub
salt in your wounds. Look.

Hurry up.

It is the end for you, uncle

But for all of you, it hasn't ended.

I am saying it to you all.

It's a Beautiful night

Let's travel to England for our honeymoon.

No, I don't want to go to England

Why?

Why do you want to go to England?

It is a great country. I liked it.

Own it, It's because your
sister Daisy lives there. Right?

Who is calling now?

Put the phone on speaker.

- On speaker? okay
-Hello.

Hello teacher.

Yes, partner. How have you been?

- Partner?
- Hello, business partner. How are you?

I have sent you a photo. Have a look.

What photo has she sent at this time?

Aunt was pregnant?

Your aunt has given birth to a son.
When are you coming with sweetmeats?

Haha, look at you having fun with this.

Alright, we shall talk some other time.
I am busy, right now.

Take care. I think I called you
at the wrong time. Bye, Pooja.

She is very sly.

Your aunt's son is handsome.

Good, he does not resemble uncle.

There was definitely something that you did
not let her tie the sacred thread to you.

There wasn't anything.

Tell me. I wouldn't say anything to you.

Now we are partners.
Tell me, dear. tell me.

Sure?

- Sure?
- Yes.

We men have this problem.

What?

I'm serious, ladies.
You can ask the men sitting next to you.

We might not even know the girl

but whenever a beautiful girl gets married.

We tend to tear up.

Do not hit me on the 'Gillard'

What is 'Gillard'?

I will tell in the next part.

No, Senior Constable

This is our first night, not a prison.

"Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt
I can't take my eyes off you"

"Oh dear Punjabi girl
Oh dear, oh dear Punjabi girl"

"Oh, your nose pin gleams,
I said, it's not easy to impress you"

"Oh, you're like a blooming rose.
Oh yes, like a blooming rose."

"Oh, my life melted like a snowflake,
wandering every street behind you".

"You make me highly intoxicated
Like a bottle of alcohol"

"Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt
I can't take my eyes off you"

"Oh dear Punjabi girl"
"Oh dear, oh dear Punjabi girl"

"Oh, your nose pin gleams,
I said, it's not easy to impress you"

"Oh, you're like a blooming rose.
Oh yes, like a blooming rose."

"Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt"

"Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt"

"I will give ten-fold of what you ask for."
"Oh, I give you all you desire"

"I'll bring the glow to your face, Oh girl"

"Climbing the rooftop,
I bring you the moon and stars."

"What else can I offer you, oh girl?"

"I will give ten-fold of what you ask for.
Oh, I give you all you desire"

"I'll bring the glow to your face, Oh girl"

"Climbing the rooftop,
I bring you the moon and stars."

"What else can I offer you, oh girl?"

"Tell me, for who do you dress up?
Why do you distance yourself from me?"

"You resonate in my ears,
Like the melody of Rabab"

"You're the Juliet"

"Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt
I can't take my eyes off you"

"Oh dear Punjabi girl
Oh dear, oh dear Punjabi girl"

"Oh, your nose pin gleams,
I said, it's not easy to impress you"

"Oh, you're like a blooming rose.
Oh yes, like a blooming rose."

"Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt"

"Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt"

"Without you, my heart can't find peace.
I stay awake all night for you."

"Tell me, what's your connection with
the guy you were laughing with last night?"

"Oh, my days, months, and years pass with
you, always following in your footsteps."

"We've been in love for so long"

"Today's generation wouldn't grasp it."

"You are the river that
flows through my life."

"This night of love will never come again."
"Oh, you're the Juliet"

"Oh, you're the Juliet of this Jatt
I can't take my eyes off you"

Oh dear Punjabi girl
Oh dear, oh dear Punjabi girl

"Oh, your nose pin gleams,
I said, it's not easy to impress you"

"Oh, you're like a blooming rose.
Oh yes, like a blooming rose."