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♪
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( snoring )
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Ahh!
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Morning, Dipper.
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Guess who.
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Oh, what joy.
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If it isn't
Mr. Upsidedownington.
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How long has it been?
Third grade maybe?
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That's right, and I'm here
to deliver you
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an Upsidedownington-tastic
message!
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Is it the message that
we're getting too old
for this sort of thing?
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Um, kinda, actually.
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It's that we're exactly
one week away
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from our 13th birthday!
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Whoa! Our birthday's
coming up already?
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Soon we're gonna be
actual teenagers!
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Finally I can stop reading
pre-teen magazines,
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and start reading
post-pre-teen magazines.
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PG-13 movies,
here I come.
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And just one more year
until high school.
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High school, Dipper!
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Where girls
become women,
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and they teach us
stuff about...
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you know what.
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Trigonometry?
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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That's not the only
good news coming up.
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In one week, my senior
citizen ponytail kit
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is coming in the mail.
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I'm... I'm kinda going
through some things.
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In one week,
my grandma is
finally letting me
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eat crackers
on my bed.
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The future is coming
for us all, dudes.
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- The future.
- The future.
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The future!
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I'm sorry, I can't
take you seriously
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with that face
on your chin.
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( goofy voice )
What face, Dipper?
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You're doing the voice,
so you obviously know
what I'm talking about.
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( goofy voice) I don't
know what you're
talking about.
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( both laughing )
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There is something
wrong with you.
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There's something wrong
with both of us.
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All right,
party planners.
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In one week,
we become teenagers,
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and summer vacation
winds to an end,
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so we need to throw
the greatest party of all time!
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I'm talkin' piñatas
with tinier piñatas inside.
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Boom, dreams comin' true.
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I'm talkin' inviting
everyone in town.
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Let's see.
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Where do we stand
with the gnomes?
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Not so fast,
goofus and
girl goofus.
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After that
zombie incident,
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no one's throwing
another party at my house.
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I keep finding little
bits of the undead
in the couch cushions.
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But Grunkle Stan,
we need some roof to raise.
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Dude, you can rent out
the Gravity Falls
high school gym,
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and have your party there.
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That place is empty
all summer long.
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The gym's
a great idea, Soos.
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To the high school!
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( loud crash )
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FORD: Dipper, my face
is on fire!
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I'll just be
a second.
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Hey, Uncle Ford,
are you okay?
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Oh, yes, I'm fine.
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I just said that
to make sure
you'd come in here.
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But your face
is on fire.
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Yes. It's much faster
than shaving.
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Now listen, Dipper.
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I have a very important
mission, and you are
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the only one
who can help me.
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Remember the rift in
dimensional space-time
I showed you?
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It's cracking.
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This is what Bill
has been waiting for.
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If it breaks, it'll cause
reality as we know it
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to become completely
unraveled.
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A hypothetical
and catastrophic event
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I call Weirdmageddon.
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Bill is out there,
and he'd use any trick
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from deception to
outright possession
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to make this happen.
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But for the sake of humanity,
we mustn't let him.
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- What do we do?
- We patch the rift.
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I'll explain on the way.
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- Wait. What about Mabel?
- It's okay, Dipper.
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You should totally
go with Grunkle Ford
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to save the world
or whatever.
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Are you sure?
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We're gonna be doing
birthday junk all week.
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Plus, I packed
those walkie-talkies.
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Here's one for
my party mission,
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and one for
your smarty mission.
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( laughing )
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Ahem. I did mention
that the fate
of the universe
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is at stake,
didn't I?
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Hurry. We haven't
much time.
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Okay, Dipper, it's your first
big mission with Ford,
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a chance to prove yourself.
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Don't mess this up.
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Ow! Ha ha.
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I'm all right.
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( crashing )
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Whoa, Soos, I thought
you said this place was empty.
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My dogs, what up?
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Wendy, what are
you doing here?
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Ugh. High school registration.
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Oh! You know, I'm only
a year away
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from high school
myself.
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Would you say
your experience
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is more rom-com
or wacky romp?
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More like
teen horror movie.
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High school
is the worst.
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Classes get
super hard,
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your body just
flat-out turns
against you,
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and worst of all,
everybody hates you.
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Can't do it.
Can't do another year.
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My hormones are like
a sweaty cage.
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Why aren't they singing
about following
their dreams?
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TV taught me that
high school is like
some sort of musical.
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TV lied, man.
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If you can avoid
growing up, do it.
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I'd give anything
to be 12 again.
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Anyway, what are
you guys doing here?
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( nervous chuckle )
Just looking for a place
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to have my 13th
birthday party.
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Wendy Borduroy?
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I mean Corduroy.
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- ( laughter )
- Corduroy.
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See what I mean?
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Master Mabel
to Dippity Dog.
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We can have our party
at the gym,
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but we gotta talk
about high school.
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I'm starting to think
it's might not be
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the awesome future
we were expecting. Over.
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I'm going througha bad patch, Mabel.
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We'll talk whenI get back... (static).
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Dipper? Come in,
come in?
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Hey, I know what will
make you feel better.
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Let's deliver some invites
to your friends, huh?
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Yeah!
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( static )
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Mabel?
Mabel, you there?
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( frustrated groan )
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Listen, Dipper,
in order to seal
the rift for good,
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it's going to take
an adhesive
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Something...
extraterrestrial
in origin.
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What do you mean?
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Tipper, look at
the peculiar shape
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made by those cliffs.
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Does it remind you
of anything?
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Hmm...
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Shut...up
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According to my research,
the entire valley
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of Gravity Valley was formed
when an extraterrestrial object
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crash landed here
millions of years ago.
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FORD: Did this craft cause
the town's strange properties?
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Or, did the town's
strange properties
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attract the craft?
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The answer is
still unknown.
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But that's crazy!
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Where did the saucer go?
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Sometimes, the strangest
things in the world
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are right under
our noses.
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and our feet, in this
particular instance.
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Now, you might want
to stand back.
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This magnet gun could
rip the fillings
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out of a man's mouth
from a hundred feet.
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Sure.
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I used to raid this thing
for parts for years.
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FORD:
Where do you think
I got the materials
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to build my portal?
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You-- I...words,
not working from mouth.
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Now, come.
And take this.
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Whoa, Whoa!
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Don't worry down here
countless times.
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all the aliens have been dead
for millions of years.
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Probably.
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I can't believe there's been
a giant UFO
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under the town
this whole time.
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I wish my mind could be where
yours is right now, Tipper.
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When confirmation
of extraterrestrials
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still had that punch.
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Now it's just sort of, meh.
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McGucket and I used to
come down here all the time
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to raid their tech
ad study their language.
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This is so cool!
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( laughs )
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The substance need
so seal the rift
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is an alien adhesive,
strong enough to
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keep the hull
of a spacecraft together.
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Just one dollop of this adhesive
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should be enough
to seal a crack in space-time.
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Also, if it touches you,
it will seal up
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all the orifices
in your face,
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so try so avoid that.
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Now, use your magnet gun
and follow me!
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Hup.
Great Uncle Ford!
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Your turn!
Say "hup". It helps!
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Okay, just put on magnet,
leap down hole.
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Turn on.
Come on already!
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( powering up )
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Magnet!
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Hunh!
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Aah!
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A little help?
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Oh, hi, Mabel.
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You're just in time
for our one o'clock boy talk.
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If you think that's good,
boom!
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Me and Dipper's
13th birthday jam!
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Oh, man, your birthday's
on the last day of summer.
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I'm not gonna be here.
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What?
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Marius is flying me
out to Austria
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to hang out his castle
or whatever that week.
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He's co clingy!
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You're gonna be
out of town for my birthday?
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But at least you can come,
right, Candy?
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Sorry, Mabel, my parents
send me to music camp
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this time of year.
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There is no escape
from music camp.
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So neither of you are
gonna be at my birthday party?
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And you won't be able
to wish me good-bye
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at the end of the summer?
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I'm sorry, Mabel.
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Summer happens so fast.
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( cell phone ringing )
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Ugh, Marius,
now's not the time!
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I think I need to radio
for emotional backup.
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Dipper, please come in.
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Our party mission is
going down in flames.
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Over.
(static )
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Oh...
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This is their
storage facility.
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This place would have
been heavily guarded,
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but now everything's defunct.
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go ahead, flip any switch.
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They've all been busted
for millions of years.
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Clara, did you eat
my farm?
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( mooing )
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FORD: The glue should
be around here somewhere,
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so keep your eyes peeled.
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Dipper, let me ask you
something.
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Have you thought much
about your future?
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No, not really.
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I mean, beyond graduating
high school with a high GPA
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so I can get accepted
to a good technical college
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with a photography
and media production minor
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to start my own
ghost hunting show.
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Ha ha ha!
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It's like talking to
a younger version of myself.
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If you're so sure of
what you want out of life,
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why waste? Why put up
with the drudgery of school?
255
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:38,637
Huh, trust me, I'd love
to fast forward
the whole thing, but
256
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,672
not like I have a choice.
257
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,240
Dipper, I've been thinking.
258
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,642
I'm getting too old
to investigate
259
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,343
Gravity Falls
on my own.
260
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:48,213
I need to train an apprentice
to help me fight monsters,
261
00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,515
solve mysteries,
and protect this town.
262
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:53,251
And I think I'd like
to keep it in the family
263
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,719
What are you saying?
264
00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,488
I've read your additions
to my journal,
265
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,390
and I'm impressed
with your potential.
266
00:10:58,392 --> 00:11:00,325
What would you say to
staying in Gravity Falls
267
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,661
after the summer ends
and becoming my apprentice?
268
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,462
What about school?
269
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,631
Dipper, I have 12 PhDs.
270
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,801
I could give you
such an advanced education.
271
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,836
( sighs )
There's also Mabel.
272
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,805
She'd be all alone
in California.
273
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,707
Mabel will be fine
on her own.
274
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,876
She has a magnetic
personality.
275
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:18,743
I watched her
become pen pals
276
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,345
with the pizza
delivery man
277
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,713
in the 60 seconds
he was at the door.
278
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,816
Gosh, we've never really
been apart before.
279
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,618
And isn't it suffocating?
280
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,386
Dipper, can you honestly
tell me
281
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,790
you never felt like you were
meant for something more?
282
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,458
I hav--
I don't know.
283
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,360
Sounds like
a dream come true,
284
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,329
but I'm not sure I have
what it takes.
285
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,497
was tricked by Bill,
286
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,700
I was wrong about
Stan's portal.
287
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:45,470
Heck, I can't even operate
this magnet gun right.
288
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,871
( straining)
289
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,606
Ha! Yes.
290
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:51,409
Dipper, you found
the adhesive!
291
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,278
Oh-ho, you really
did it, kid.
292
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,713
Huddle in, let's get
a picture of this.
293
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,481
( alien noise )
294
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:59,451
Uh, Uncle Ford, you said
everything down here
295
00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:00,819
is dead, right?
296
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:04,255
Yes, unless somehow we
reactivated the...
297
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,790
(gasps)
security system
298
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,328
What do we do?
299
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,763
Listen to me
very carefully.
300
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,798
I've studied these.
They're security droids,
301
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,266
and they detect
adrenaline.
302
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,269
You simply have to
not feel any fear,
303
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,871
and they won't
see you.
What?
304
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,639
It's okay.
I've done it before.
305
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,775
Just take a deep breath,
focus on your intellect,
306
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,344
and control your fear.
307
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,947
Wh-wh-what?
that's crazy! I--
308
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:29,981
Follow my lead!
309
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,015
Great Uncle ford...
310
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,584
Focus, Dipper!
311
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,786
( heartbeat )
312
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:37,322
I, uh...
I-I-
313
00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,358
I can't.
Get down!
314
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,336
Aah! No!
Nooooo...
315
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,570
Wait! No!
316
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,039
Stay back.
It's too dangerous.
317
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,908
Sealing the rift is
what's important now.
318
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,343
take this.
319
00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:02,447
You're gonna have to
do it without me.
320
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,649
Use the adhesive.
Fix the rift!
321
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,818
Save the universe,
Dipper.
322
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,686
Great Uncle Ford!
323
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,891
Hang on,
I'm coming for you.
324
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:17,896
Don't worry,
I'll get you out of there!
325
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,599
Where's that thing
taking you?
326
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,370
FORD:
It's an automated
prison droid.
327
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,706
And wherever it's going,
I'm not coming back.
328
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,575
What?
329
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:34,779
No, no, no.
330
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,916
Don't worry,
I'll think of something.
331
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:42,887
Dipper, what on earth
are you doing?
332
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,689
( powering up )
333
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,057
Hold on,
Great Uncle Ford.
334
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:51,596
I'm getting you out of this
one way or another.
335
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,498
( click, powering down )
Oh, no!
336
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,400
( fizzling )
337
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,035
( beeping, buzzer blares )
338
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,670
Come on, come on!
339
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:09,047
Aah...
340
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,692
Let go of my uncle!
341
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,759
Ohh. Aah!
342
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,700
Aah...
343
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,475
Oh, no. Aah!
344
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:44,849
( crying out )
345
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,384
Great Uncle Ford!
346
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,654
Okay, let's try magna-pulse.
347
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:06,437
( groaning )
348
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,543
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
349
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,015
Come on, wake up, man.
350
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,183
We gotta get out of here
before--
351
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,957
Hey, I'm warning you!
352
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,125
I have a magnet gun!
353
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,462
Oh, yeah?
You think you can scare me?
354
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,031
Do your worst!
355
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:36,034
Nothing in this universe is
gonna take away my uncle.
356
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,703
So go ahead,
Give me what you got.
357
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,715
( panting )
358
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:57,021
( Ford laughing, coughing )
359
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,457
Are you all right?
what happened?
360
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,593
The orb didn't detect
any chemical signs of fear.
361
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,595
It assumed the threat
was neutralized
362
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,164
and then self-disassembled.
363
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,466
Heh heh heh.
I-- I did it?
364
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,635
You did it.
365
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,872
This is what I was
talking about.
366
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,641
How many other
12-year-olds
367
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:21,479
do you think are capable
of doing what you've
just done?
368
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:28,252
( sighs )
369
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:31,522
Hey, everything
all right, pumpkin?
370
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,092
I just can't believe
the summer's almost over.
371
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:37,729
And now that I know how awful
high school's gonna be,
372
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:40,798
I'm in no hurry
to start that train wreck.
373
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,767
Nobody likes getting
older.
374
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,102
But just because
you're growing up
375
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,837
doesn't mean you have
to grow up, you know?
376
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,739
I mean, look at me.
I'm pushing 70,
377
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,607
and I still eat
ice cream for dinner.
378
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,643
But I don't want to say
good-bye to Gravity Falls.
379
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,113
Hey, at least whatever happens
after this summer,
380
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,848
you'll still have your brother
along with you
381
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:57,982
through thick and thin.
382
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,551
Not everyone can
say that, you know.
383
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,592
Yeah. At least
when I go home
384
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,060
I always have Dipper.
385
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,895
Good old reliable old...
386
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,063
( radio static )
DIPPER: Are you okay?
387
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:15,099
Let's get you out of there.
388
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,869
Listen to me, Dipper,
this town is a magnet
389
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,037
for things
that are special.
390
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,072
And that includes
you and me.
391
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:24,075
It brought both of us here
for a purpose.
392
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,676
Stay here with me,
Dipper.
393
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:26,844
Become my apprentice.
394
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,179
Don't let anyone
hold you--
395
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,815
( coughing )
396
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:34,085
I'll do it.
I'm gonna stay.
397
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,686
Excellent.
398
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,790
Now, who wants to save
the world, apprentice?
399
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,758
( both laughing )
400
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,727
( radio static )
401
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:48,232
Mabel, I just had
the best day of my life.
402
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,668
UFOs are real, and
there's one under the town,
403
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,870
and I saved
Great Uncle Ford's life and--
404
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,705
Hey, are you okay?
405
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,707
Tell me it's not true,
Dipper.
406
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:57,875
Tell me you were
joking.
407
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,745
( radio static, gasps )
408
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,980
Mabel:
Ford's apprentice?
Seriously?
409
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,716
Look, I was thinking,
and this is
410
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,785
a huge opportunity for me.
411
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,955
Well, it's a horrible
opportunity for me!
412
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,257
I had the worst day
of my life.
413
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,760
When we turn 13,
the summer ends,
414
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,662
and I have to leave
everything behind.
415
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,764
You're the only person
I could count on,
416
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,699
and now you're
leaving me, too?
417
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,201
Look, I've been
thinking about it.
418
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,702
I won't be gone
forever, okay?
419
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,104
I'll still
visit you at home
420
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,706
and we'll chat online--
we'll make it work.
421
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,241
I don't want it to work.
422
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,077
I just wish summer
could last forever.
423
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,012
But it can't, Mabel.
424
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:38,082
Look, things aren't gonna
stay frozen this way.
425
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,750
It's part of growing up.
426
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,152
Things change.
427
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,788
Summer ends.
428
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:44,922
Ugh!
Unh!
429
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,057
Mabel, wait!
430
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,192
I didn't mean it like that.
431
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,961
Mabel, come back!
432
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,007
Only party chocolate
can cheer me up now.
433
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,877
Nerd bucks?
Chewed up pens?
434
00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:08,146
Ugh, wrong backpack.
435
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,947
It's not fair.
436
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,917
I just wish summer
could last forever.
437
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,286
MAN:
That might be possible.
438
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:18,756
Sweater Town is not accepting
incoming calls right now.
439
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,158
M-M-Mabel, it's me.
440
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,927
What?
Who said that?
441
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,096
I can help.
442
00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:27,298
The time travel guy?
443
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,866
What are you doing here?
444
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,002
You said you don't want
summer to end, right?
445
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,937
did I hear that right?
446
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,038
Yeah.
447
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,273
Why are you
asking?
448
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,974
Look, maybe it's
against the rules,
449
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,876
but you once did
a favor for me, so
450
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:39,944
I thought I could
help you out.
451
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,212
It's called a time bubble,
452
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,214
and it prevents time
from going forward.
453
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,250
Summer in Gravity Falls can last
as long as you want it to.
454
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:50,121
Really?
But how does it work.
455
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:52,990
I just need you to get
a little gizmo for me
from your uncle.
456
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,259
Something small-- he won't
even know it's missing.
457
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:59,030
Huh, maybe Dipper has
something like that
in his nerd bag.
458
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,134
Let me guess.
Mabel didn't take it well?
459
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:04,869
I--I don't know.
460
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,837
Maybe I'm making
the wrong decision.
461
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:11,375
Dipper, right now we need
to focus on the mission.
462
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,044
Now, come on.
I've got the glue.
463
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,246
Hand me the rift
and let's make history.
464
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,849
What?
465
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,052
Oh, no, the rift!
466
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:24,288
Huh.
That's odd.
467
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,390
Is this it?
Yes, that's it!
468
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,926
Just hand it over and
I'll do my thing.
469
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,862
Unless you're ready
to leave Gravity Falls.
470
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:35,032
Just a little more summer.
471
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,071
Oops!
472
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,039
What?
473
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:46,110
( maniacal laughter )
474
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,947
Oh, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
475
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:51,949
Oh...
476
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,851
( maniacal laughter )
477
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:57,388
At last.
At long, long last!
478
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,957
The gate between worlds
is open!
479
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,959
The event one billion
years prophesized
480
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,361
has come to pass!
481
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:07,031
The day has come.
The world is finally mine!
482
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,467
( wind whistling )
483
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:17,074
( maniacal laughter )
484
00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:24,148
What's going on?
485
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,083
What is that?
486
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:29,954
We're too late.
487
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,422
It's the end of the world.
488
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,191
( maniacal laughter )
489
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,982
( helicopter passing overhead )
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