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♪ Thank you for being a friend
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♪ Traveled down the
road and back again
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♪ Your heart is true
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♪ You're a pal and a confidante
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♪ And if you threw a party
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♪ Invited everyone you knew
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♪ You would see the
biggest gift would be from me
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♪ And the card
attached would say
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♪ "Thank you for being a friend"
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Oh...
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Blanche, what are you doing
lining shelves on a Friday night?
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I'm workin' off all my
excess sexual energy.
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Why don't we just hook
you up to the toaster
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and make Pop-Tarts?
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Don't make fun, Dorothy.
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This is the fifth Friday night
in a row I haven't had a date.
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Honey, you're
just in a little slump.
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Is that what this is? I
never been in one before.
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Well, it feels like hell.
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Dorothy, how do you go
through this for years at a stretch?
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I have compassionate
friends around me.
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Well, I guess eventually
this was bound to happen.
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I can just feel my femininity
slippi" through my fingers.
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And in the past there's always
been a man there to catch it.
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Oh... Blanche, you're
being ridiculous.
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You are as attractive and
desirable as you always were.
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But a lot of men can
be frightened by that.
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They don't know if they can
handle that much woman.
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So every once in a
while this'll happen.
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No, Blanche, it takes
a strong, confident,
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sophisticated man
to appreciate you.
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But, honey, they're out there
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wanting you as much
as you want them.
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I knew it had to be
something like that.
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Thank you, Dorothy.
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There really is one
born every minute.
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Ha ha. Thanks for
seeing us home, Miles.
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It's my pleasure, Rose.
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Well, hello, there.
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Oh, I didn't know
you had company.
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Dorothy, Blanche, I'd like
you to meet Miles Webber.
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How do you do, Miles?
Nice to meet you. Thank you.
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A real delight.
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Miles is my dancing
partner at the ballroom.
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Oh, yes, and tonight we were
the king and queen of the rumba.
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Olé.
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Ma, did you have a good time?
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Great. I even made a few bucks.
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How did you do that, Sophia?
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The place was packed with
old geezers ripe for the picking.
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I charged them 10 cents a dance.
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Ma, you didn't!
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Please. I worked
hard for that money.
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Half the time they'd fall
asleep in the middle of a song.
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How would you like
to hold Mr. Morelli up
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for two choruses of
"Jeepers Creepers"?
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Ma, you did all
that for 10 cents?
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I know. It's worth a buck.
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But all these guys lived
through the Depression.
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For a buck they
expect a good time,
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a shoe shine and
a full tank of gas.
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(jingles)
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Listen, Rose, I'm
having a little get-together
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over at my place tomorrow night.
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Someone I work with is retiring,
and I was hoping you'd come.
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Oh, I'd love it.
Around 8:00, then?
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Mm. Oh, good.
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Well, good night, ladies.
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Nice meeting you. Come
back and see us some time.
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Good night, Rose.
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Good night.
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(sighs)
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As they say in St. Olaf,
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helderbargenberg
gefloefen wurterberg.
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You wanna help
us out here, Rose?
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Well, there's really no
English word for gefloefen.
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Loosely translated, it means,
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"I hope you have a license
to carry that gefloefen."
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And, uh, this is a quality
that you look for in a man?
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Yes.
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Oh, maybe I'm crazy
to be so attracted
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by someone I hardly
know, but I can't help it.
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I've been dying for
him to ask me out,
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but we never really
talk, we just dance.
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Well, what do you
know about him?
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Nothing. Except he's
a wonderful dancer.
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Oh, well, what's that? All
that proves is he has rhythm.
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I see what you mean.
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You know, you can
learn a lot about a man
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just by the way he
holds you in his arms.
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Whether he's kind,
sensitive, caring...
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He dipped you, didn't he?
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All evening.
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Oh, Lord.
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So long since I've been dipped.
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I can't even remember
which end of a gefloefen is up.
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(doorbell)
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Rose. Well, come on in.
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You're missing all the fun.
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I'll bet you probably
thought that a party
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full of college professors
would be stuffy, but not this one.
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You're a college professor?
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Well, what did you think I meant
when I said I taught Hemingway?
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I thought you were old.
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Come on. I want you to
meet some people, Rose.
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Gale, Lillian, this
is my friend Rose.
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How do you do?
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Hello. Miles, we were
just hypothesizing.
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If you were to invite
any two people,
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living or dead, to dinner,
who would they be?
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Well, Lillian picked
Winston Churchill
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and Browning without his wife.
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(laughing) (laughing)
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Rose, whom would you pick?
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Just two? Well, that's tough.
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I... Well, I'd feel
guilty if I didn't invite
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my two best friends,
Dorothy and Blanche,
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but would it be OK if Jesus
stopped by for dessert?
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(laughs)
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Didn't I tell you she
was something special?
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Rose, why don't I get you something
to drink? What would you like?
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Ginger ale if you
have it. All right.
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Oh, but first I want
to introduce you
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to two of my closest friends.
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Harv, Elise, this
is my friend Rose.
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Take good care of her.
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Hello. We were just
having a little disagreement.
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Now, Harv, Moby Dick is
about self-fulfilling prophesy.
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Oh, come on, Elise. The whale
represents coming to terms
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with the self-hatred
that's in all of us.
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What do you think? Uh...
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I-I was just having
a conversation
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with two people over there
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speculating on if you could
have any two people in the world,
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living or dead, to
your house for dinner,
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what would you eat?
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Blanche, I didn't
know you went out.
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Are you coming back from a date?
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You know, Dorothy,
sometimes you can be so cruel.
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Honey, If you didn't have a date,
how come you're so dressed up?
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Well, I sat down
and tried to think
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of a surefire place to meet men.
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It was so obvious I couldn't
believe I hadn't thought of it before.
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The hardware store.
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I mean, hardware stores
are alive with sexual energy.
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Tools, plugs, sockets,
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nude furniture,
dirty stuff like that.
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Why are you home so early?
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Well, I saw a very
attractive man in power tools.
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I piqued his interest with
the usual hardware questions.
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"Where does this go?"
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"What does this do?"
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And he followed me to plumbing,
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where I bought a
see-through shower curtain.
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And, uh, where is he now?
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Tied to the roof
rack of your car?
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No, there was something
about him that turned me off.
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I think it was the way he
cleaned his ears with his keys.
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Hi.
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You're home early.
Did you enjoy yourself?
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Not really. Miles' friends
are all college professors.
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I don't get it.
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When we're on the dance floor,
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it feels like we're
made for each other.
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But tonight, with all
his brilliant friends
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at the party, I felt
like a fish out of water.
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Oh, sure I didn't flop
around on the floor
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with my eyes bulging
out gasping for air.
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I haven't done that
at a party in years.
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Honey, you know, anybody
would feel out of her league
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in a room full of
college professors.
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You should have a
home field advantage.
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Why don't you
invite him over here?
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Dorothy's right.
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We can create the illusion
that you're interestin'.
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That's a hell of an illusion.
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Maybe we should
just saw her in half.
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Excuse me. I'll get the coffee.
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Dinner was delicious,
Rose. What was it?
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It's a Scandinavian
specialty - kuldomar.
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I've never heard of that
before, but it's marvelous.
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Oh, you just throw together
some ground pork and cabbage.
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Cabbage, she serves me.
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In ten minutes I
could be sky-writing.
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You girls were right about
getting Miles on my turf.
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Oh, Blanche, and I'm really
grateful for you steering
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the table talk to
things I know about.
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Well, you ought to
be. It wasn't that easy
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working natural fertilizer
into the dinner conversation.
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What are you planning next?
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I don't know.
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Do you think it's too soon
to put on the bloopers tape?
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Just a tad.
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So the existentialist
says to the psychiatrist,
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"Just because you don't
see a parrot on my head..."
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(laughs)
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Eh? You see?
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(Dorothy and Miles laugh)
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Ooh, listen. Rose,
I was wondering.
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If you're not busy
Saturday afternoon,
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the university is
playing Shostakovich.
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Oh, I'd love to go.
And I'll bet we beat 'em.
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Rose, honey, it's not a
team. It's a composer.
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Oh.
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I better get the dessert.
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She sure left in a hurry.
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Hey, who told her
to feed me cabbage?
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I thought I'd give you
a hand with the dessert.
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What's wrong, Rose?
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"It's not a team,
Rose. It's a composer."
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Couldn't you
pretend it was a team
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and make him look stupid?
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Honey, I'm sorry.
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I'm not going back out
there. He'll never miss me.
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Of course he'll miss you. Rose,
you're the one he came to see.
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But he can talk to you.
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Why should he care
about what I'd have to say?
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I'm just not smart
enough to keep up.
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Oh, now, Rose, that is not true.
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It is and you know it.
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I've never felt
like this before.
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I was one of the
smartest people in St. Olaf.
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I was a fool to think we
could have a relationship.
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Please apologize to him for me.
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I'd do it, but it would
just sound stupid.
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Fine. I will tell her.
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Bye-bye.
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Hi. Hi, Rose.
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Rose, Miles called again.
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He wants you to meet
him outside the concert hall.
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I asked you to tell
him I'm not going.
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I'm not gonna do your
dirty work for you, Rose.
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Well, I don't wanna talk to him.
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He makes me feel foolish.
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I don't even feel comfortable
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telling him St. Olaf stories.
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I wanna know
exactly what he's said
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to make you feel that way.
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Look, I'm not going out
with him. You go, Blanche.
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What? Well, you like him.
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I know you do. So you go.
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Why, I couldn't.
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Of course she couldn't.
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You stay outta this, Dorothy.
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Well, why not? It's
all over between us.
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He'll know that tonight.
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It's impossible.
I'd - I'd feel like a...
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00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:35,506
I'd feel like a... A
backstabbing slut?
249
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,958
No.
250
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:45,461
Then please go, for me.
251
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,964
I'll feel better knowing
this thing is finally over with.
252
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,300
Well, since you
put it that way...
253
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:55,304
But only as a personal
favor to you, honey.
254
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,506
Well, I guess I'd
better go get dressed.
255
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,530
Thank you, Blanche.
256
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:04,602
Can you believe that
backstabbing slut?
257
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,794
Oh, Ma, you going
to the ballroom again?
258
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:22,130
No. I was thinking of
wearing this when I die.
259
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,754
What do you think?
260
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,135
Come on, Rose,
why aren't you ready?
261
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:29,838
I'm not going. How come?
262
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,873
Miles might be there,
and... I don't know.
263
00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:34,744
Oh, now, Rose, don't say
you're going to feel stupid.
264
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:39,882
You are not stupid. You just...
265
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,950
march to a different drummer.
266
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,618
Yeah, the little windup monkey
267
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,321
banging on the snare drum.
268
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,845
Ma... I was agreeing.
269
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,827
Blanche, how was the concert?
270
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:56,565
It is amazing how music
that loud can be so boring.
271
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,768
And Miles? Oh, even
more boring than the music.
272
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,171
All he did all night
was talk about you.
273
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,840
How sweet Rose is.
How attractive Rose is.
274
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,842
How much fun Rose is.
275
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,367
I might as well have worn a bra.
276
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:18,253
Did he really say that?
You're not just making that up?
277
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:22,457
I never make up stories
where I come out lookin' bad.
278
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,127
He also said he's going
to the ballroom tonight,
279
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,963
and he hopes you'll be there.
280
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,196
Oh, I couldn't.
281
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,732
Oh, I mean, I
want to, but I can't.
282
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,067
Why not?
283
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,969
What if Miles and I are dancing
284
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,904
and I say something idiotic?
285
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,173
Just breathe it in his ear.
286
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:41,766
Nothing sounds
idiotic if it's wet enough.
287
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,083
Will you come with
me for moral support?
288
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,352
Oh, not tonight, Rose. No, no.
289
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:53,021
I wanna get to bed early,
curl up with a good book.
290
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,890
That's all you ever do.
291
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,225
No, it isn't.
292
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,959
Yes, it is, Dorothy.
293
00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,863
That's all you've done
lately, and it's pathetic.
294
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,854
What's even more pathetic is
that I've been home to watch.
295
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,270
Dorothy, I really
need you there.
296
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:12,507
I need your shoulder...
in case he takes his away.
297
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,776
Oh, all right, I'll go.
298
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,979
Ma, where are my dancing shoes?
299
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:20,515
In the Smithsonian, right
next to Fred Astaire's.
300
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:23,307
How the hell would I know?
301
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,023
Blanche, you coming with us?
302
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,924
Oh, you're kidding. Of course.
303
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,125
Oh, you'll love it.
304
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,794
Oh! Nothing personal, honey,
305
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:36,465
but those places are meant
for desperate, hopeless people
306
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,468
who can't find
someone any other way.
307
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,492
Well, if you're sure.
308
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,640
I'd rather be tied to a
tree covered in honey
309
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:48,665
and have a family
of grizzlies lick it off.
310
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,751
Why do I torture
myself like this?
311
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,809
Girls, wait for me!
312
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:02,780
(♪ ballroom music)
313
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,904
Ma, this-this
place is fantastic.
314
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,905
I feel like I did when I was 20.
315
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,530
You mean unmarried and pregnant?
316
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,379
Blanche, look around.
Isn't this wonderful?
317
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,615
Aren't you suddenly
the life of the party?
318
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,917
This place gives me the creeps.
319
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,320
(Rose) But look, Blanche. See
how much fun everybody's having?
320
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:35,390
Yeah, right now, but wait till
they hear Glenn Miller's dead.
321
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:38,548
He's not dead. He's missing!
322
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,130
Stop complaining, Blanche.
323
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,798
Look at all the
available men here.
324
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,401
You shouldn't have any problem.
325
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,269
Are you kiddin'?
This is gonna be
326
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,893
just like fishin' in one
of those trout farms.
327
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,578
May I have this dance, Sophia?
328
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,947
I got the time if
you got the dime.
329
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,483
(money jingles)
330
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,108
I'm all yours.
331
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,557
I don't see Miles here anywhere.
332
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,225
Maybe he didn't come tonight.
333
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:11,760
He almost didn't.
334
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,896
Hi, Dorothy. Hello, Miles.
335
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,764
You left my party as
soon as you arrived.
336
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,100
You invite me to dinner,
you disappear into the house.
337
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,702
You send Blanche to the concert.
338
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,703
I was beginning to
take it personally.
339
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,405
Shall we?
340
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,107
Go on, Rose.
341
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,242
Excuse me, Dorothy.
342
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,778
I am going to keep one
arm around your waist
343
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:33,382
to make sure you
don't disappear again.
344
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:37,152
Dorothy, this is Alfred.
345
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,455
He's an ear, nose
and throat specialist.
346
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:44,014
He says he's been lookin'
for love in all the wrong places.
347
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:54,136
I was happy to see
you here tonight, Rose.
348
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,373
I was starting to wonder
how you felt about me.
349
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,441
Rose, is there something wrong?
350
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,678
You've hardly said a word.
351
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,046
Ah.
352
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,949
I'm glad to hear it.
353
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,683
Would you care to dance?
354
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,953
Oh, I... I don't think so.
355
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,154
Oh.
356
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,688
I'm usually not this forward,
357
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,325
but Glenn Miller has
such an effect on me.
358
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,093
You don't like
Glenn Miller, do you?
359
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,761
Are you kidding?
360
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:23,020
I was in the search
party. Let's dance.
361
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:31,340
Oh, listen to that music.
362
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:34,676
Who says you can't
go home again?
363
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,678
Canute Trollsted.
364
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,513
You see, he took
Ilse Frickerdeller
365
00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:43,051
up to Smooch Point to
play hide the fingerborg.
366
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,686
That's a thimble.
367
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,088
Well, Ilse sat on his compass,
368
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:50,124
and they got so lost
they walked to Finland,
369
00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:54,963
and that's when Canute said,
"You can't go home again."
370
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:59,067
Well, that's very, uh... Stupid!
371
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,236
Rose.
372
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,972
Rose.
373
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,273
Is something wrong?
374
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:07,643
I don't know what
you see in me, Miles.
375
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,144
I see you.
376
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:10,812
But why me?
377
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,815
I thought you'd like Blanche.
378
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:16,240
I like Blanche very
much. So does Blanche.
379
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:21,823
Ha ha ha. That's better.
380
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:24,093
I feel so dumb around you.
381
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,894
Oh, never say that, Rose.
382
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:30,320
But you're a teacher.
You... you think for a living.
383
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:36,193
Well, don't be so impressed.
I have summers off.
384
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:39,574
How you can
stand listening to me
385
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:42,644
and all my ridiculous stories...
386
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:46,514
Your stories are
very refreshing, Rose.
387
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:50,318
It's like driving in the
country and getting lost.
388
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,688
You may not know where you are,
389
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:56,072
but you always have a good
time finding your way out.
390
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:00,595
That was a
compliment, wasn't it?
391
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,319
Come on.
392
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:14,142
I like you very much, Rose.
393
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,312
You know, you're...
you're very special.
394
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,836
I'm just lucky to be
smart enough to see it.
395
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:25,220
You know, life's
a ballroom, Rose,
396
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:27,522
if you'll pardon the metaphor.
397
00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:32,027
If you hear something you
like, don't analyze it, just...
398
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:34,229
just dance to it.
399
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,497
You understand?
400
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:39,167
I think so.
401
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,337
Except what a metaphor is.
402
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,896
Who needs metaphors?
Come on. Let's dance.
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