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(male narrator)
Previously,
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on a very special
Clone High...
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Joan made a declaration.
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Abe, I want you.
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(narrator)
And Abe found a new form
of recreation.
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He's not gay or anything.
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Abe actually likes Cleo,
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a girl.
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That was just a hilarious
plot twist.
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Hey, you miss an episode,
it's your funeral.
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I'm talking to you, Doug.
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(Abandoned Pools singing)
* Way, way back in the 1980s
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* Secret government employees
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* Dug up famous
guys and ladies *
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* And made amusing
genetic copies *
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* Now the clones
are sexy teens now *
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* They're going to make it
if they try *
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* Loving, learning,
sharing, judging *
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* Time to laugh
and shiver and cry *
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* Clone High
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* Clone High
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[marching band playing]
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(Gandhi)
Wow.
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I've never seen so few fans
at a cross-country meet.
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[crowd cheering]
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[panting]
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Lope, Abe Lincoln, lope.
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[panting]
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Man, it's hot.
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I think I'll pour this
sports drink all over myself.
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[drink splashing]
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Ooh, it's sticky.
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[pants]
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[crash]
Dinger!
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I won.
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And I didn't even
scuff my loafers.
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Oh, my God.
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We just won a cross-country
dual meet.
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Let's destroy property to show
how much we appreciate the team!
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(all)
Riot! Riot!
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Do it with a stop sign.
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[crash]
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[car alarm wailing]
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- Yeah, books!
- Riot! Riot!
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[explosion booms]
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Ready, okay.
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[crash, thud]
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Riot!
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[crash]
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(rioters)
Riot! Riot!
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Yeah, books!
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(all)
Riot! Riot!
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[metal crunches]
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(all)
Riot!
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[metal clangs]
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[laughing maniacally]
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[growling]
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(man)
Flip the pool!
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[pool thuds]
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Thank you!
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[fire whooshes]
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[yelling]
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[bricks thud]
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[heavy metal music]
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Those loveable scamps.
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They're rioting
at a college level.
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[crash, thud]
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Riot!
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[distant screaming]
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(Mr. Sheepman)
Now, let's talk about
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yesterday's horrifying
shenanigans,
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and feel free to say anything,
'cause today,
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I'm gonna be your "care-iff,"
you see.
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Okay.
Moving on.
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I know teenagers
have an awful lot
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of confusing feelings,
but today it is unlawful
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to bottle 'em up.
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You got to let 'em out!
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Like I do, every night
between 10:00 and 10:15
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on a pillow
shaped like my father.
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So let's brainstorm
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some constructive ways
we can express ourselves.
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Uh, Joan of Arc makes movies.
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Uh, I make films,
'kay?
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On video.
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Experimental video art
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technically not
intended for audiences.
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Okay, wonderful.
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Making films is a...
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is a--is a relatively
inexpensive way
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to express oneself,
I guess.
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I'd like to help.
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I was on that
cross-country team.
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For this reason,
I hereby volunteer
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to organize the first annual
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Take Back the Afternoon
film festival
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to save Clone High!
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Fantastic.
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Now we'll never have
another riot.
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[eerie music]
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Listen, we've all done things
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we're not proud of after
a good cross-country meet.
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But that riot was unacceptable.
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Unacceptable?
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Did you see the pool?
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They flipped the bitch.
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Principal Scudworth, if you were
running this school properly,
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there would be no riots,
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only clone soldiers trained
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for superior intellectual
and physical combat.
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Little do they know
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I have my own plans
for these clones,
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plans that don't involve
these Shadowy Figures at all.
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[laughs]
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You're talking in a normal
indoor speaking voice.
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So I am.
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[whispering]
Little do they know
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I have my own plans
for these--
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Scudworth.
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You're walking
on thin ice, man,
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clone of Karen Carpenter thin.
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I think this is an issue
we should talk about...
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in person.
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Maybe we could have dinner.
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Perhaps the Olive Garden.
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It's like eating
in the private kitchen
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of a delightful
Italian stereotype.
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We were thinking
somewhere more intimate.
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Your house.
Next Friday.
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No dairy.
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Please.
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[TV buzzes off]
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Damn it!
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I haven't been
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to the Olive Garden
in, like, forever!
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[gentle music]
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[door creaks]
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[cheers and applause]
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Mr. Butlertron, my bosses
are coming over for dinner
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and look at this place.
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I haven't changed a thing
since I got my degree
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in the mad sciences
from ASU!
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[electronic voice]
Maybe some
overpriced knickknacks
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will add a touch of class.
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They've got
a great selection
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down at Restoration Pottery Pier
and Barrel.
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Are you thinking what
I'm programmed to be thinking?
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(both)
Shopping spree!
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[laughter]
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[door bangs]
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Shaka braddah!
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George Washington
Carver!
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Damn it,
Gandhi.
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You know how I hate
to be interrupted
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while I'm in
my peanut lab.
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Okay, check this out.
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I have this ass-kicking idea
for the film fest.
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It's about these two cops,
and they're different,
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but in many ways,
they're the same.
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It's starring me,
and check this out.
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- It's starring you.
- No.
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See, it's two different cops
from two different precincts
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learning to fight crime
together as buddies.
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Please go
away.
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Check this out.
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You play Leon Black,
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and I'm Tandoori Jones.
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And you won't believe
what it's called.
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- Black and Tan?
- Black and Tan!
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High five!
Racial pride!
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I don't like those
movies, Mahatma.
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They're filled
with bad dialogue
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and trite plot twists,
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and they perpetuate
racial stereotypes.
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[paper rustles]
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Nah, dog.
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See, this is about dissing
racial stereotypes.
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You know the old one about
how Indians and Blacks
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don't get along?
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No.
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Well, Black and Tan will prove
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that even though
we're different,
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we're ultimately
a hilarious combo.
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Good day, Gandhi.
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Good day.
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There's a part for the peanut.
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We're listening.
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[laughs]
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[rock music]
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Next.
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[whispering]
Thank God I got the key
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to this editing room.
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Oh, yeah.
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Casting couch.
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[gentle music]
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(Joan)
Wow.
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Clip art.
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You know, I'm glad we get
to spend some time alone.
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Hi, Abe.
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My film is really
coming along.
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I'm doing an autobiography
called
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The Best of the Best
of the Best
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of the Best
of the Best.
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The whole premise is
how tough it is to be me.
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Popular,
smart,
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well-traveled,
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and incredibly
well-endowed
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boob-wise.
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Hey, is there a time limit
on the films?
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Would you tell
a sunset
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that it couldn't
last forever?
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Sunsets last
six minutes.
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Does a sunset
have a soundtrack
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featuring
Smash Mouth?
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See ya.
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And, Abe,
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I'll see you...
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at the movies.
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Wow.
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[gasps]
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[whimpers]
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[sobbing]
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Joan!
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[panting]
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Joan, thank God
you're okay.
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I've been looking all over
the restaurant for you.
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Abe, we put out an APB
on your missing friend.
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It's okay, officer.
I found her.
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What are you
doing here?
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It's not safe.
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This table's not
even bussed.
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[sighs]
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I don't know how to say this.
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You don't have to.
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You think the film fest
is too commercial.
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- I do?
- Yes.
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Film at Clone High used to be
just you and Andy Warhol
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and your disturbing art films.
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But now Cleo's got her epic,
Gandhi's doing his cop movie,
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and Mother Teresa's got that
teen slasher sex romp.
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But it's not about them.
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This festival's
all about you,
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Joan.
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Me?
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Abe?
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You and me
and what you have
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here...
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[moans]
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Heart-wise.
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Like my film.
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It's everything
I've been wadding up
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in the sad chamber
of my heart.
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And now I'm shooting that wad.
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In 35 millimeter.
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Joan, isn't there
just one thing
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in that beautiful
and honest heart of yours
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that you need
to express?
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Yes, Abe.
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I love--
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Shh.
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- Don't tell me.
- Mm?
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- Show me...
- Mm.
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In your film.
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Well,
I'll see you guys.
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[rock music]
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(Ang)
Okay, now, Cleo, baby.
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This is the shot
where you reveal
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how difficult
your life really is.
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And go.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Ang.
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00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:54,467
Am I having a nightmare?
272
00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,733
Because if I was awake,
273
00:08:55,733 --> 00:08:57,467
those cue cards would be
written in calligraphy!
274
00:08:57,467 --> 00:08:58,700
Oh, my God.
275
00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,233
I am so sorry.
276
00:09:00,233 --> 00:09:02,167
Get the hell out of here.
277
00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,867
You are not my son.
278
00:09:03,867 --> 00:09:04,933
[whimpers]
279
00:09:04,933 --> 00:09:07,300
Okay, remember,
you're Gabe.
280
00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,600
Gabe
281
00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,300
[French accent]
"Link-on."
282
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,100
Now, your motivation
is that you're in love
283
00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:13,467
with your best friend,
284
00:09:13,467 --> 00:09:15,333
but you just
haven't told her yet.
285
00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:16,333
And go.
286
00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,467
Line.
287
00:09:17,467 --> 00:09:19,533
[scoffs]
There is no line right now.
288
00:09:19,533 --> 00:09:20,833
You just scream
and weep.
289
00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:22,100
And go.
290
00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:25,300
[screaming]
291
00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:28,200
Ah, boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo.
292
00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,500
At first, I thought
you were whack, Black.
293
00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:33,733
But now, we've both learned
that when East meets West,
294
00:09:33,733 --> 00:09:35,233
it's deadly.
295
00:09:35,233 --> 00:09:37,567
(Peanut)
Uno momento,
Black and Tan.
296
00:09:37,567 --> 00:09:38,567
[suspenseful music]
297
00:09:38,567 --> 00:09:40,167
Eat shell!
298
00:09:40,167 --> 00:09:43,167
[gunfire]
299
00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:46,167
[laughing maniacally]
300
00:09:46,167 --> 00:09:49,067
[dramatic music]
301
00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:51,267
Go to hell,
Señor Peanie!
302
00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:54,400
Last one there's a rotten heuvo.
303
00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,867
[laughing maniacally]
304
00:09:57,867 --> 00:09:58,900
Say what?
305
00:09:58,900 --> 00:09:59,900
(Gandhi)
Cut.
306
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,133
No, no,
no, man.
307
00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:02,933
You're making me
fall asleep.
308
00:10:02,933 --> 00:10:04,600
To death, bro.
309
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,600
Okay, the line is,
310
00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,500
"Say wha-a-a-at?"
311
00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,400
- "Say what?"
- "Say wha-a-a-at?"
312
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,867
- "Say what?"
- "Say"...
313
00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:13,500
- "Say"...
- "Wha-a-a-at?"
314
00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:14,600
- "What?"
- "Say wha-a-a-at?"
315
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,167
Gandhi!
316
00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,833
This character is not me.
317
00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:19,400
- Say wha-a-a-t?
- Stop it!
318
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,533
Listen!
319
00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:22,600
You and I
don't get along.
320
00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,300
I'm off the project.
321
00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:31,167
Watch out for that water tower!
322
00:10:31,167 --> 00:10:32,367
[dramatic music]
323
00:10:32,367 --> 00:10:34,233
[Gandhi grunts]
324
00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,800
[water tower crashes]
325
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,600
Wow, G-Dub.
326
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,567
You saved my life.
327
00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:43,367
Hey man, would you stay
if I rewrote your character?
328
00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:44,733
No.
329
00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:46,600
I'll rewrite it.
330
00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,700
My way.
331
00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:51,900
Say wha-a-a-at?
332
00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:54,500
Remember, this film
is my heart.
333
00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,667
I want your voice to weep
with honesty and truth
334
00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:59,833
and all that is real
in this world.
335
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,667
And go.
336
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,167
[deadpan] There's nothing
in the rulebook
337
00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:04,833
that says a giraffe
can't play football.
338
00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:06,267
No, feel it!
339
00:11:06,267 --> 00:11:08,367
[deadpan, slower]
There's nothing in the rulebook
340
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:12,133
that says a giraffe
can't play football.
341
00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:15,067
[clapping slowly]
342
00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:18,433
[gentle music]
343
00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:20,867
Get out your fun-brella,
Mr. B.,
344
00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:23,633
because it's raining style.
345
00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:25,233
(male singer)
* When you need a new start
346
00:11:25,233 --> 00:11:26,433
* Just look in your heart
347
00:11:26,433 --> 00:11:28,967
* And begin the redecoration
348
00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:30,800
* Your problems will end
349
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,167
* When you start to spend
350
00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:34,533
* On a rug from
a third world nation *
351
00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:37,800
* We're expressing ourselves *
352
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,533
* Expressing ourselves
353
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,533
[Joan grunts]
354
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,067
* Sometimes it's fun *
355
00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:43,133
* When you are young
356
00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:46,167
* To bottle up your emotions
357
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:47,567
* But then you realize
358
00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:48,833
* We're all gonna die *
359
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,533
* If we don't get
into the motion *
360
00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,467
* Of expressing ourselves
361
00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:54,733
* Do it right
362
00:11:54,733 --> 00:11:57,067
* Working real hard
all through the night *
363
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,500
* To let everybody know
364
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:02,267
* Who we are
365
00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:05,300
* Who we are
366
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:08,467
* Who we are
367
00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:10,300
* Expressing yourself
368
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,100
[machinery whirring]
369
00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,967
Well, there it is.
370
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,433
I'm finished.
371
00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:16,700
(JFK)
Well, I'm not.
372
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,433
Keep it down
over there.
373
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:21,067
Finally, a film
that perfectly expresses
374
00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:22,900
all of my feelings for Abe.
375
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,067
Hey, Joan.
376
00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:25,467
What was that you were
saying quietly?
377
00:12:25,467 --> 00:12:27,067
Abe!
Hi.
378
00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:28,167
I just finished my film,
379
00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:29,900
and it really expresses
my true--
380
00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:31,433
I'm so
proud of you.
381
00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:33,933
Opening yourself up and
expressing what's inside--
382
00:12:33,933 --> 00:12:36,167
you're such an honest
and true friend.
383
00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:37,233
Friend?
384
00:12:37,233 --> 00:12:38,600
It's been hard
for me because
385
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,967
I'm trying to win over Cleo
and run the film fest.
386
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:42,100
But knowing
that I have you
387
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,067
as a pal gives me
the strength to do it.
388
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:46,067
- Pal?
- Don't worry, bro.
389
00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:47,300
Cleo will never
take your place
390
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,467
as my best friend.
391
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:49,600
Bro?
392
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,367
Yeah, even closer
than a sister.
393
00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:53,467
So close that we could
sleep in the same bed
394
00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:54,533
and never touch or kiss.
395
00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:55,600
So anyway,
396
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,867
thanks for expressing
yourself, man.
397
00:12:58,867 --> 00:13:00,100
Man.
398
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,533
[whooshing]
399
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:03,800
[crash]
400
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,100
Joan, I almost forgot
to pick up your--
401
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,967
Amigo? Buddy? Fella?
402
00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:08,967
Where are you, guy?
403
00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:10,133
[melancholy music]
404
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:13,067
Hey, what's this?
405
00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:15,800
You're going to express
yourself, Joan,
406
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,333
even if I have
to do it for you.
407
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:19,833
[inhales deeply]
408
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,500
(JFK)
Do you mind?
409
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:25,067
Some of us are nailing
Catherine the Great here.
410
00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:28,900
Or should I say
Catherine the So-So?
411
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,367
*
412
00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:33,967
[drumroll]
413
00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:36,333
[camera shutters clicking]
414
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,533
[stirring orchestral music]
415
00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:40,667
Wha--
416
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,433
Abe, Abe, Abe,
417
00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:43,633
why is my name
on the program?
418
00:13:43,633 --> 00:13:45,700
Because it deserves to be.
419
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,333
I found your film
in the trash can,
420
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,500
and I submitted it.
421
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,667
No, no, you don't
understand, Abe.
422
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,867
This film is embarrassing...
423
00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:54,333
[whispering]
For both of us.
424
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,133
How could I be embarrassed
by a friend?
425
00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:58,533
Pow, pow-pow, pow, pow.
426
00:13:58,533 --> 00:13:59,533
Who's got the legs?
427
00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:01,100
Me, that's who, me.
428
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,533
Who knows, Joan?
429
00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:06,133
Maybe your film
will change the world.
430
00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:08,600
[whispering]
That's what I'm afraid of.
431
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,900
[banging]
- Open up, Thomas Edison!
432
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,733
I know what you're
after, Joan.
433
00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:13,733
[snorts]
434
00:14:13,733 --> 00:14:14,833
And you're not
gonna get it.
435
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:16,700
But you don't
understand.
436
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,167
Or do I?
[snorts]
437
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:19,167
No!
438
00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:20,167
Or is it yes?
439
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:22,200
No!
Let me in!
440
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,267
You can try
all you want, Joan.
441
00:14:24,267 --> 00:14:25,367
[snorts]
442
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:26,700
But we both know that
even an angry woman
443
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,933
can't claw through steel
that's 2 feet thick.
444
00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,833
[snorting]
445
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:32,067
[gentle music]
446
00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:34,233
Well, the apartment's
all finished.
447
00:14:34,233 --> 00:14:36,800
I couldn't have done it
without you, Mr. B.
448
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,200
And speaking of without you,
449
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,767
go hide in the kitchen.
450
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,933
But Wesley--
451
00:14:41,933 --> 00:14:45,333
My entire career is riding on
the success of this dinner.
452
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:47,833
And I don't need
the electronic help
453
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:48,933
muddling it up.
454
00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:50,833
[Mr. Butlertron squeaking]
455
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:54,067
Don't let him see you cry.
456
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:57,333
Just make it to the kitchen.
457
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:58,800
[door thuds]
458
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,800
[Mr. Butlertron wailing]
459
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:05,867
(male narrator)
[intensely] Meet Leon Black,
460
00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:09,633
a Harvard-educated scientist
turned expert police detective.
461
00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,533
(male narrator)
[jovially] Meet Tandoori Jones,
462
00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:15,467
a jive-talking, smooth-walking,
typical Indian supercop
463
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:17,333
who plays by his own rules:
464
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,833
none!
465
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,300
(male narrator)
[intensely] Together,
they are...
466
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:23,233
[gunfire]
467
00:15:28,933 --> 00:15:31,467
Black and Tan.
468
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:33,067
[car tires squealing,
sirens wailing]
469
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:34,300
[gunfire]
470
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,833
Thus concludes
this caper.
471
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:39,367
And speaking
of capers,
472
00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:42,100
I thought we ordered
from a deli.
473
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,133
Oh, it's from a deli
all right.
474
00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:45,567
New Delhi,
475
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:47,067
India.
476
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,300
We've been transferred there
for our next adventure.
477
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,700
What is that
you say?
478
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,133
[explosion booms]
479
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:57,167
[intense music]
480
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,500
[cheers and applause]
481
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,867
Now I'd like
to introduce my film
482
00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:02,533
It Takes a Hero.
483
00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:04,967
Here is my soul, friends.
484
00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:06,367
My soul.
485
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:09,367
[dramatic music]
486
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:11,267
*
487
00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:12,967
[crowd cheering]
488
00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:13,900
(man)
Hut.
489
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:16,533
[thud]
490
00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:18,700
*
491
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,400
[crowd gasps]
492
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:25,100
*
493
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,667
I love you.
494
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,900
*
495
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,733
[whistle blows]
496
00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:32,067
[giraffe grunts]
497
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,833
[deadpan]
He's going home.
498
00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:35,833
[crowd cheering]
499
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:37,467
[warbling tone]
500
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:39,633
I have your baby in me,
giraffe!
501
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:41,300
[dramatic musical flourish]
502
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,867
[projector whirring]
503
00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:45,267
[applause,
indistinct murmuring]
504
00:16:45,267 --> 00:16:46,267
Wow.
505
00:16:46,267 --> 00:16:48,067
[exhales]
506
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,800
Single tear.
[chuckles]
507
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,800
Okay.
[chuckles]
508
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,367
Our next film, by Cleopatra,
is titled
509
00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:56,467
The Best of the Best of the--
510
00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:57,467
Oh, my God!
511
00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:58,467
[crash]
512
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,400
Ow.
513
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,633
Damn coal-powered projectors.
514
00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:03,833
[snorts]
515
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:05,567
Well, all of the films
are ruined...
516
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,400
There is no God!
517
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,067
There is a God!
518
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:12,333
Except Joan's film, which is
somehow expanded in the fire
519
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,233
and will now be seen
in wide-screen.
520
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,233
[snorts]
521
00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:16,800
[grunts]
There is no God.
522
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,067
This is
a sign, Joan.
523
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,367
If you don't
express yourself,
524
00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:21,733
you'll just keep
saying, "Fine"
525
00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:23,467
when someone asks you
how you are.
526
00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:24,767
And then one day,
someone will say,
527
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:25,933
"How are you, Joan?"
528
00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:28,067
And you know what
your answer will be?
529
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,333
There won't be one,
530
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,100
because you'll be dead.
531
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:34,300
[crickets chirping,
dog barks]
532
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,333
So...
533
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,867
Religion's
for fools, eh?
534
00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:43,767
Fools and
liberals.
535
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,867
[tender piano music]
536
00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:52,433
(Mr. Butlertron)
Hello.
537
00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:54,233
Am I in space?
538
00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:57,933
Because you all look
out of this world.
539
00:17:57,933 --> 00:18:01,533
[laughter]
540
00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:04,267
[creaks]
541
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:06,267
Board of
Shadowy Figures,
542
00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:08,500
I'd like you to meet
Mr. Butlertron,
543
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:12,967
my butle--
no, my friend.
544
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,633
Well, Scudworth,
I must confess
545
00:18:14,633 --> 00:18:16,867
we actually came
to dinner tonight to kill you.
546
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,133
[laughter]
547
00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:19,467
But we've had
such a wonderful time
548
00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:22,133
that we're going
to give you another chance.
549
00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:23,900
Oh, Mr. B.
550
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,633
You've done
it again.
551
00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:27,467
[applause]
552
00:18:27,467 --> 00:18:31,067
Look, I think it's obvious
what this is about,
553
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:34,067
so let's just get it over with.
554
00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:35,933
[solemn violin music]
555
00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:37,767
Whisper,
whisper.
556
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:38,933
Hush,
hush.
557
00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:40,400
[clock ticking]
558
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,767
[dolphins chattering]
559
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,500
[screaming]
560
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,100
Ah, boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo.
561
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,400
[distorted whimpering]
562
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,733
Celine Dion-athon,
Celine Dion-athon.
563
00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:55,333
[railroad crossing bell dinging]
564
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,533
[distorted moaning]
565
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:57,533
[zap]
566
00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:58,600
[whirring and buzzing]
567
00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,600
[fire whooshes]
568
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,067
[violin music]
569
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:02,167
[coughing]
570
00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:03,500
[bag pipe blares off-key]
571
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,067
[telephone rings]
572
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:06,667
Whisper.
573
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,233
[distorted, drawn-out]
Whisper.
574
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,800
Whisper.
575
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,067
(both)
Paella.
576
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,200
[slap]
577
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,933
- Shh.
[eerie violin music]
578
00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:20,200
[projector whirring]
579
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,500
(all)
Huh.
580
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,500
Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha!
You love Abe!
581
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,067
[sighs]
Go away, Sigmund Freud.
582
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:28,067
Could it be
any more obvious?
583
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,167
Hmm-hmm-hmm,
hmm, hmm, hmm.
584
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,867
- Hmm-hmm-hmm--
[metal clangs]
585
00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:32,667
Well, that's it.
586
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:35,867
Wasn't this
the best film fest ever?
587
00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:37,267
(audience)
Yeah!
588
00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,600
I can't hear you, Clone High.
589
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,800
[all chanting]
Film fest! Film fest!
590
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,100
Film fest! Film fest!
591
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,100
Film fest!
Film fest!
592
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,933
Film fest! Film fest!
593
00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:49,100
Film fest!
Film fest!
594
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,300
Film fest! Film fest!
595
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,967
[gentle acoustic guitar music]
596
00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:55,833
So I guess things
are totally different now.
597
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,133
Not really.
598
00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:58,233
Everyone's still
rioting.
599
00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:00,300
No, I mean my film.
600
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,067
Now you know the truth
about how I feel.
601
00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:05,400
Uh...
yeah.
602
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,467
And it doesn't
change things?
603
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,800
Uh...
604
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,300
no?
605
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:13,067
Thanks for not
making this too weird.
606
00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:14,633
I just felt so exposed
607
00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:18,000
because mine was the only film
that was truly personal.
608
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,100
What?
609
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,133
Did you watch
my movie, Joan,
610
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:23,267
or did you
just see it?
611
00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:25,833
Unlike you, I didn't make
a beeline for the obvious.
612
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:28,433
I used a little something
called symbolism.
613
00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:32,267
You see, Joan,
I was that giraffe.
614
00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:33,333
Wow.
615
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,500
So if you were
the giraffe,
616
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,167
who was that
little girl?
617
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:39,667
Good night, Joan.
618
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,800
Good night.
619
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,500
*
620
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,467
(male singer)
* And a chill is in the air
621
00:20:46,467 --> 00:20:48,300
*
622
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:52,033
(male narrator)
Next time, on a very special
Clone High...
623
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:55,900
JFK and Cleo
break up for reals.
624
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,367
Joan and Cleo duke it out
625
00:20:58,367 --> 00:20:59,733
lady style.
626
00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:02,600
And something tragic
may or may not happen.
627
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,100
[car crashes]
628
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:07,067
(Abandoned Pools singing)
* Way, way back in the 1980s
629
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:09,633
* Secret government
employees *
630
00:21:09,633 --> 00:21:12,533
* Dug up famous
guys and ladies *
631
00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:15,433
* And made amusing
genetic copies *
632
00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:18,367
* Now the clones
are sexy teens now *
633
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:21,233
* They're going to
make it if they try *
634
00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:24,167
* Loving, learning,
sharing, judging *
635
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:30,367
* Time to laugh and
shiver and cry *
636
00:21:30,367 --> 00:21:33,533
* Clone High
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