All language subtitles for Cetto.C.È.Senzadubbiamente.2019.iTALiAN.1080p.WEB.x264-MeM

(Knight) Gentlemen, the wait is over.

The failure of the Republic
it is there for all to see.

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(Knight 2) The moment is propitious,

but the conflict was never resolved
for descent to the throne.

- The protagonist is missing.
- You're right, we don't have the king.

(Knight 3) Who do we put?

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I say it is true.

You have to find the right man.

(SONG: "BUM BUM BUM"
OF WAR AND ALBANIAN)

(Cetto)

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we shot the horned

(Together)

(Together)

(Together)
boom boom boom

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

Now he is silent.

(Pine) Applause!

For me ? No, you are too kind.

Singing is a hobby for me,
how to shoot "on the other hand".

Is everything okay in Germany?
Is the business working? Are you okay?

It is a land of great opportunities,

Not like Italy,
which has now become a depilated country.

As for me, I'm done
with politics and also with my country.

I'm German, it's obvious.
(in German) I am Calabrian-German.

(Cetto) (In Germany my business
they go straight as a shot.)

(My clubs are always full
and no one asks for pineapple on pizza anymore.)

(I'm German) Hello, Getto, how are you?

Tomorrow they arrive
supplies of oranges and wine.

- Ok, thanks. “Aut Wiedersehen“.
- “ Aut Baîancm“ to you as well.

(in German) Hello. Say hello to Petra.

How they talk badly, for me
they don't even understand each other.

It is true.

(Cetto) (Here everyone loves me,
in the country I rule,)

(and Germany
really welcomed me with open legs.)

This is where the money goes
and no one asks you where they come from.

From where, not from where,
it doesn't matter shit.

Here the mafia is a quality mark.

It's like Parmesan cheese
and like the "pilu". Real?

(Cetto) (Sometimes
there is some problem with the IRS,)

(but they are skirmishes, innocent escapes.)

Our cash flows

they got suspicious
the inspector of "Staatskasse Finanzamt".

The taxman.

It's one thing to launder money...

Another thing is to go black.

"Keine schwarz",
with black they get pissed off in Germany.

Because of racism?

Here I found home, family and love,
thanks to Petra, the "pilu" of my eyes.

Come on, you tell our friends.

(with German accent) Yes, we have
a quiet and very sweet little girl,

a real angel.

(GUNHILD CRYING)

Hey, daddy's pretty Bowl!

Is it normal that she always cries?

(Cetto) (Even the in-laws welcomed me
with typical German affection.)

Every Sunday morning
should we come to yours?

I have like the feeling
that they want to shoot me after coffee.

Don't talk nonsense.
(in German) Hello, dad.

(LOUD MUSIC:
WAGNER'S "CADE OF THE VALKYREES"

Doesn't it sound like a bit loud music to you?
Gloomy? The music, the volume.

"Ach so", beautiful music. Richard Wagner.

She doesn't hear it
a little too strong? II volume.

Isn't that tall? Some music.

"Ach so", beautiful music.

-Richard Wagner.
- Yes.

Wagner.

I have a feeling that your parents
they're kicking my ass.

For me they love you.

(in German) Some wine, please.

(Cetto) ("In short",
I am a fulfilled man. Cash.)

(Hence, "therefore",
long live Germany and fuck Italy.)

(GUNHILD CRYING)

Do you want to try
to put her to bed, love?

Let's see'.

(CRYING)

But did you have it checked?
Maybe it can just be a screw.

-She's just sleepy, just put her to bed.
- Yes.

(PHONE RINGS)

Keep the pacifier. Hold.
Here, like this. Keep the pacifier.

(in German) Hello ?

- Chet.
- Huh?

And for you.

- From Italy, Comare Lina.
- No, not Comare Lina.

Tell her I'm not here
and that you are not there either.

She's calling for Aunt Nunziata.

Hold.

Hello ?

Do not tell me.

Serious as much?

How much ?

Much.

I'll be right there.

Right away, yes.

I arrive.

Aunt Nunziata is dying,
we have to leave "immediately".

The first plane
it's tomorrow morning around 10, check.

We can't wait.

He is dying "now". I call Pino
and we leave by car. Right away.

- Petra, "hello".
- "Hallo".

Gunhild!

(in German) How are you?

- (in German) And the hair?
- (in German) I don't know.

The village won't let me in blond.

Do not worry,
"as soon as" the aunt dies, we go back.

Hello, Bowl of my heart. HI.

(THEY SPEAK GERMAN)

Hello, go.

(in German) Say hello to your parents.

- (in German) Hello!
- (in German) Hello!

Oh, softly.

Come in.

The aunt?

-Is she still alive?
- It's as God wants.

He is resting.

Forever ?

No.

HI. Bye bye.

HI.

Petra. Pine tree. Wait here.

Take a seat.

(together) "Holy Mary, mother of God..."

(together) "And blessed
the fruit of your womb, Jesus."

(together) "Pray for us sinners..."

Enter.

(together) "Amen."

Enter.

(together) "Holy Mary, mother of God,"

"pray for us sinners
now and in the now..."

It seems to me that she is still alive.

(together) "Amen."

"Holy Mary, mother of God,
pray for us sinners"

"Now
and at the hour of our death, amen."

(softly) Aunt.

- Cetto, come closer.
- Yes.

I haven't seen you for two weeks.

Two weeks
and five years to be exact.

Ah!

- Sit here.
- Thank you.

- I have to tell you something very important.
- Yes, aunt.

Before I die...

You must know the truth,

the whole truth,
nothing but the truth.

I swear.

My sister, your mother,
she was a skilled embroiderer.

She had golden hands.

The evil ones said: "Not only the hands."

"Indeed" one evening 50 years ago,
crossing the forest,

your mother went to deliver
beautiful embroidered sheets

to the nobleman's castle
that she had commissioned them.

(Aunt Nunziata) The case she wanted

than to open the castle door
it was not servitude.

- It was not.
- It was not.

- It was not.
- No.

Who opened the door for her, aunt?

The prince himself.

(Aunt Nunziata) Your mother
she delivered the embroidering sheets,

but the prince wanted to hold her back

to congratulate
of the fine work he had done.

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- Also two. Even three.
- And they lived happily ever after.

Auntie, we can get to the point,
for "pleasantly" ?

Let's try, squeeze.

The prince said to her:
"Your sheets are very nice,"

"but will they also be made of sturdy canvas?"

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and she said, "Prince,
so you offend me."

The prince, then,
he did not miss the opportunity

and asked her to test
from inside the sheets, both of us.

Try them from within.

Sure, I know you don't like it
hear these things about your mother.

She was a cheerful woman,
fun, even between the sheets.

Do you want me to explain myself better?
Your mother was a whore.

Yes, aunt, please. We want to get there
the moral of this story?

It's darkening, it's dark. It's darkening.

- Cetto, you are a child of love.
- Yes.

- But you are also the son of a prince.
- But also a son of a "whore", if you want.

Peace to his soul, it's over.

Sorry, aunt.

My father was not
a traveling bleach salesman

than every 15 days
did she drive by in the van and then he disappeared?

No, that was a lie

what we used to say to a poor little boy
always asking, "Who is my father?"

You could invent
a story more fragrant than bleach.

Every time I see a ladder being washed
I am moved thinking about my father.

- The truth is that you are a prince.
- Yes sure. And you are Pocahontas.

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- At that time ? How did you find it?
- Bad.

She told me a story,
it had never happened.

Let's go find Melo
in the "in the meantime",

I want to see my country again.

- "Meanwhile" ?
- Yes, it's Italian.

See that a little at a time
you are learning ? Good.

(Man, TV) The Old Navy
it has now become the New Marina.

Apple tree ! Apple tree ! Mayor Meluzzo!

How the hell do you get in? Apple tree!

(Pino) Doors of shit.

But which way is it?
Shall we stop this mess?

- We're looking for Melo, with permission.
- The mayor is working.

Thank you.

Chet, it's you!
I did not recognize you!

Even when I was dressed, I didn't recognize you.

Do you always think? Armies ?

No, Cetto, I'm married now.
That's my husband over there.

Yes. Are you married right around the clock?

Just married. Come on, Catherine.

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We play it like a local TAV, right?

(Cetto) Mayor Meluzzo! "Picciriddu"!

Dad? Dad!

How did you grow up! Come here.

How nice to see you again, Melo,
our young mayor.

(Apple tree) I'm coming.

Meluzzo, let me introduce you to Petra,
basically your new mom.

Pleasure, Melo La Whatever.

- Look, everything has changed, Melo.
- Yes, there is a good buzz.

What happened ?
Why did they close the road?

A landslide or a collapse? I want to guess:
a bomb in front of a shop?

No, the center
it is closed to traffic every day.

it's the future,
you can't go on with the machines.

Let's go on foot
and do we get microfractures?

With bike sharing.

Meluzzo, you want to tell me
that no one steals these yellow things?

Someone, dad, at the beginning there were 200.

- And now ?
- They'll be about thirty.

- What the fuck are these streets?
- Cycle paths.

We did 12 kilometers.

There are yes and no three kilometers
of normal roads in the country

and you want 12 cycle paths?

"Shit, shit".

I don't understand, it was here. He's always been here.
Where is the circle, Melo?

- It has been closed.
- Why did they close it?

Various reasons, but above all
because the junta has banned hunting.

- As ? It is forbidden to ban hunting.
- Not here, dad.

I told you, it's buzzing.

Where are the friends of the club?

Who is still on the loose
he finds himself at the bowling club.

At the bowling alley?

(together) Eh, caini!

(together) Chet!

Come here !

Chet!

Take the chair. So, is everything okay?

Your return is a holy hand.

You can not imagine
that they have combined in this country.

Now we have no-vaxes
who are against vaccinations,

the no-taxes
which are against municipal taxes

and no-pils are against prostitution.

It can't be done like that.

There is even talk
to ban chili peppers.

Really ?

Cetto, you must know: in Marina Nuova
they didn't do the sewers

because they say they pollute.

Oh well, the sewers are not a problem,
we are uphill.

You did not understand,
there are no toilets in the houses.

They spent all the money
for turnstiles and WiFi.

Every bullshit they read on their phone
turn it into a resolution.

Enough, it's obvious. This proves
that democracy no longer works.

You understood it too.

At this "purposely", there is news.

Really ?

You remember
a princely, elegant type

who wandered around, strolled near my house
many years ago?

One up.
A few days before my birth.

Do you remember a princely man?

I have no recollection of the fact.

Cetto, maybe your ex-wife Carmen
you remember something.

Yes, Carmen.
She-she Always had a lot of memory.

Too much memory too.

Look, Cetto, there's a heron.

The heron. I ate it once
but it is stringy flesh.

Like the dormouse, you know?

Of course, even with potatoes they get stuck.

They lap up. They lap up.

(BELL)

Good morning, I want to talk to Carmen.

Which nuns do not speak,
observe the vow of silence.

Only I am authorized
talking to guests.

All right, it means
that we'll be speaking in Morse code.

- "Tic-tic".
- Yes.

I'm Cetto La Whatever, the husband.

Husband ? Sister Carmen is married to Jesus.

That's the second husband,
i am the first.

Hey.

(together) "Holy Mary, mother of God,
pray for us sinners"

"now and in the hour..."

"You are blessed among women and blessed
it is the fruit of your womb, Jesus."

"Saint Mary..."

Just a few minutes,
sister Carmen must pray.

All right.

"Hail Mary full of grace,
the Lord is with you."

"You are blessed among women and blessed
it is the fruit of your womb, Jesus."

"Holy Mary, Mother of God..."

Carmen,
I came to see you, are you happy?

Do they treat you well here? How is the ration?

Shall I bring you some pastarelle? A liqueur?
A photo story? There's Pino outside, you know?

Listen, out of curiosity,
do you remember my father?

Of his offspring?

As of a distinguished man,
with sturdy sheets, et cetera?

Do you remember ?

Carmen, but this is difficult.

I'm sorry, I did everything
to be a good husband, a good father,

but it's your fault
you didn't cooperate, everything is a problem.

We had gotten to such a point that if I went out
with another you took it personally.

You were wrong, admit it, Carmen.

You turned me against
also our son Melo.

I did everything for that boy, you know?

I even managed to weed it out
by that strange shyness of him.

Do you remember the girlfriend, Carmen ?

Dry, without "minne", smooth.
Carmen, a tragedy.

A tragedy.

For a moment, sincerely,
I feared that he might become rich,

but like a good father I showed him the values.

Well, now Melo is a man,
mature, he is mayor of Marina di Sopra.

I showed him the right way,
even if he made it cycleable.

I mean, I helped him grow up,
but don't thank me, Carmen.

Don't thank me.

Carmen, you can talk. I have no microphones,
nobody hears us, really.

Jesus listens to us.

Your husband ? Is he at home?

Shut up. I have endured for years
I suck around you.

- Like a saint, in silence.
- Not in silence, maybe you don't remember.

You were talking, and how if you were talking! Give a voice!

Shut up !

Yes.

You brought your bitches
in my house, in my bed.

With me inside!

I apologize,
I didn't think it was a problem.

Excuse me if everything is a problem.

You made my son Melo go
in jail instead of you!

Everything OK ?

You shut up !

Wetsuit.

Cetto, I curse you.

I pray everyday that the devil
come and get you and take you to hell

and you live damned
in the depths of hell.

I'll go there later, yes,

but you don't remember anything at all
of my noble father?

No ! But I remember your mother.

That big bitch!
Because you are the son of a "whore"!

Son of a "whore"!

Cuckold!

Bastard! Son of a "whore"!

Carmen is praying out loud.

- Did he remember anything about your father?
-No, but he remembered my mother well.

(Carmen) Son of a "whore"!

(Pino) Yes you hear, and well.

Look, aunt, there's something that stinks me.

It doesn't come back to me
from the story you told me.

If I'm the prince's son,
for "example",

because I don't bear his surname,
a noble name, a title?

How can you think

that an heir to the throne can recognize
the son of an embroiderer ?

Of course!

Your mother
she knocked many times on her door,

but nobody opened them.

Your father never wanted to meet you.
Those were dark times, Cetto.

Mean, your mother.
She raised you all by herself.

Certain. But of all this
what did you tell me is there a proof?

There's something
who can tell us "yes, that's it" ?

Wait. Peppina.

See what's there.

Look.

Things ? A magic number?
What does it represent?

Your father.

This is my father ?

- Is this the prince?
- The prince, "properly".

The prince.

As...

What was it called?

His name was Luigi,
Luigi Buffo of Calabria.

He was a Bourbon.

- Shit, a Bourbon.
- A Bourbon.

He was a Bourbon.

Long-haired or short-haired Bourbon?

Who the fuck are the Bourbons?

Cetto,
Have you ever opened a history book?

We have never even crossed paths.

The Bourbons were the greatest kings
throughout southern Italy.

- Many years ago.
- Now I get it.

Listen, aunt, about this fairy tale
you don't have to know anything about it,

he must not leave this room.

Is it "good"? He was born and died here.

I can trust you,
of the priest and the girls?

Mute, "in fact". Mute.

Wetsuit.

"AIl" mutes.

He laughs. always laughing.

(together) Long live the king!
Hurray! Long live the king !

Long live the king ! Long live the king!

Majesty.

Hooray, long live the king!

(together) Long live the king!

(together) Long live the king!

(SONG: "REAL MARK" BY GABETTI)

Pino, call the group,
I need to elaborate.

All right. Ready ?

(together) Long live the king!

- (Cetto) Did you call the Knights?
- (Pino) Yes, they are waiting for us.

What ugly people, let's go.

(Cetto) As a boy
they never let me in.

(together) Knights "enough"!

Let's get in before I freak out.

(Invalid) She ran away.

That little question...
Settled, dear knight.

Thank you very much, illustrious knight.

"Fetuse".

Knight.

Hey.

(BARK)

The Marquis awaits you, gentlemen. Please.

Marquis, they have arrived.

Please welcome. I was waiting for you.

I am Venanzio Dal Verme,
Marquis of Acquabruna and Malaspina.

I'll get straight to the point,

I don't want to steal
your precious time.

We have five minutes,
two we lost for the surname.

You see, Jet...

The news of the alleged belonging
to the branch of the Buffos of Calabria

has created quite a few discontents.

Several knights

they think you are nothing else
what a ridiculous upstart.

- That he invented a lineage.
- Really ?

But not all here
we think alike.

I for example...
(MUSIC)

I believe
may you be the right weapon

to resolve the age-old question
of Bourbon descent.

I see qualities in you
which I have never seen in any noble.

A perfect leader
and I think you would make a very good king.

And as king, the stolen goods
to his monarchy at the time

may come back to you.

I'm talking about immense goods.

All my stuff? Just mine?
So she says… Venantius.

- All.
- The stuff interests me, yes.

"Anyway", I don't want anymore
dealing with politics. Okay ?

There are too many people to agree
and I don't want to start over.

Politics is no.

I'm talking about monarchy,
not of democracy.

I'm talking about a kingdom.

It means that only you are in charge,

you don't have to put
okay nobody just you, "only you".

You could be
an absolutist monarch.

Absolutely. Yes.

In short, "in short",
I

what they are offering me
is to have a crime of my own.

A realm, Jet.

One crime, one realm, it's all the same.
To become king, "in short".

I like. It teases me. Yes.

Not everything seems possible to me.

- For example, Potenza is mine?
- (together) Yes.

- Naples ?
- (together) Yes.

- Ragusa?
- (together) Yes.

- Tropea?
- (together) Yes.

- "Petele" above and "Petele" below.
- (together) Yes.

Sure, I told you everything. All.

Now you can make your living room in Naples
and, say, the toilet in Ragusa.

- It's uncomfortable, Pino.
- To say.

- Melicucco and Melicucca?
- (together) Yes.

Everything, everything, everything.

Biondo, he calls Venanzio and says yes.
I need a change of scenery.

This place is not up to my royal height.

Right.

- Tonnara of Palmi?
- (together) Yes!

(Arabic Music)

- Milady, please.
- "Danke".

Prince.

Welcome to what from today
it will be Palazzo Buffo di Calabria.

It will be your home
feel at home too.

I thank you, Venantius, for having given us
the car and the agricultural outbuilding here.

We needed a home
worthy of your rank, prince.

Nice, looks nice.

(THEY PLAY)
Oh!

Don't worry, it's part of the ceremonial.

Come, come.

From today this will also be your home.
Make yourself comfortable.

Do you want a dressing gown? Slippers
velvet ? Some noble music?

No thanks, that's fine for now.

- The slippers.
- The slippers? Be good!

- Prince, I'll show you the way.
- Here ?

Prince, I took the liberty of collecting
some portraits of your ancestors.

Please. Please.

Let's go over there
I want to see if there is a library.

(Pino) There is, it is full of books,
only of books.

Gentlemen, here we are.

Our adventure begins.

It won't be a walk
therefore I ask for your cooperation.

"Indeed" I'm here to collaborate,
they are trustworthy people.

I have plans.
Surveyor: Minister of Infrastructure.

Thank you.

The accountant doing finance.
He knows how to do multiplication by mind.

- Six for seven?
- It's 42.

Exceptional.

The Invalid at INPS
and recover pensions.

My captain.

Biondo to the thing: "I know more than you,
you don't know, but why don't you know,"

"I know all, you know better than me."

- Culture !
- "Appointment".

Pino, "undoubtedly",
Foreign Minister.

"My name is Pino. Your name is Cetto."

- "His name is Venantius."
-Okay, he understood.

How beautiful!

I present to you my cousin,
the Marquise Claire de Faucigny.

She will teach you
everything you need to know.

I have the honor to introduce you
to Prince Cetto Buffo of Calabria.

For her only Cetto.

Cetto, "c'est très joli".

(Venanzio) The wake up call will take place at dawn
with the cannon as per tradition.

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- Oh!
- Sorry, prince.

'Oh!
- Ah!

It's 5, but in the morning or in the afternoon?

- Let's pray.
- Pray it's not 5 in the morning.

- Pray.
- Please.

"Shit, shit".

"Our father..."

the P u

(Venantius) The Church and its ceremonials

they are fundamental
on the way to the throne.

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Priest. Priest. Floor.

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The image that the king gives to his subjects
it must be flawless.

Yes, but let me understand:
you walk but you don't move?

What a massive bitch.

bitch ? "C'est très joli" !

- The towel.
- The...?

The napkin.
It lies on the legs, never on the neck. She takes off.

Everyone take it off.

(in French) No! What are you doing?

Nobody puts anything in their mouth

until the prince
hasn't started eating.

It seems right to me
"therefore" bon appétit.

(Pine) yes g

Slowly.

(softly) The conversation continues
in a low tone, without raising your voice.

- "My pleasure, how are you?"
- What did you say ? Nobody hears.

You can't hear it.
What an effort, shit. What a pain.

Shit!

She likes.

"Très joli".

(Venantius) The culture of weapons,
I scepter and sword.

Oh Blondie! Blond!

What are you doing ? He is the master, don't shoot him.

The big glass is for water.

The small glass is for wine.

We start with the cutlery outside
and slowly you get there...

Ninth.

Inside of.

Pine...

- Is this a cafe?
- No.

It's an oolong from the Jade Mountains,
it is a very refined tea.

\ - II E undrinkable, "très joll ,
isn't there a less oolong coffee?

Attention, this is the lemon,
"Ie citron", these are the sugar cubes...

And the bottommost vertically
they are the two balls.

If you say that the balls
I'm "très joli" I get nervous.

Oh!

Pine tree.

Salute to the right.

(together) Hello.

(Man) Shit.

- Hello, guys. HI.
- Hello, Cotto

We can start.

I was finishing up
personnel selection.

I would have chosen these three waitresses
for your apartments.

They have an experience of over 30 years.

Good, but I would choose the three of them.

The experts put them in the library
so I don't cross them.

What's your name, dear?

(Claire) Nope!

She never blows on the broth.

Yes, sorry, but you "abbamba".

"Abbamba", "c'est très joli" !

- (in French) No! What are you doing ?
- What did I do ?

The last one
who made a slipper here...

- Pierced from side to side.
- It's "fine", but what a shitty life.

- Pine.
- Jet.

Breathe.

- Breathe, Pino.
- Now I breathe.

- One two three four.
- Breath.

Never, and I mean never, does he put it in his mouth...

The toothpick.

Oh! Enough ! Enough of these trumpets!

You have broken your sacred balls!

Pino, is that a book?
Do I need to worry ?

No, Pino is getting passionate
to the history of the Bourbons.

A crazy earthquake, Getto.

Practically
if it wasn't this Cavour's fault,

at this point you ruled the world.

I knock, I knock again, I smooth and I knock. Force.

Prince.

Princes play Burraco,
not at Tre sette with beer and soda.

Remove the glasses.

Sure, you're applying
to become king of the Two Sicilies.

Sicily is already "too much" one.

King of the Two Calabrias,
I will not compromise on this.

Cetto I Funny
king of the Two Calabrias, okay?

King of the Two Calabrias.
"C'est très joli, non"?

"Always" "très joli" !
"If I knew you spoke so badly..."

This is another issue to address.

The syntax, the consecutive.

It is said: "If I had known
what guy would cheat on me..."

I shot him in the belly.
Right ? The sequence is that.

With every betrayal
follows a "consecutio".

- Right, Venantius? Pine tree ?
- Right.

No, sorry. "Therefore":
long live the monarchy, fuck Cavour!

(TRUMPETS)

(Butler) The Marquis and the Marquise
Wurstelberger of Holstein.

Pleasure.

The Proconsul of Slovenia Fario Fumagalli
and daughter Princess Iridea.

- Hello, Iris.
- Honored.

The accounts of Grottamelata.

- Are they all nobles?
- Everyone.

- Pleasure.
- Pleasure.

Maria Pallenberg,
countess of Sweden, and her brother Ulke.

Hulk, hi.

The Marquises of Frattabaroffie.

Fantastic Four.

Duke Amedeo Suzzu of Freiburg
and his friend Gigì.

Hello, "Gi" and hello, "Gi".

The Count of Miramarina
and daughter Isabella.

Amazing how many people there are
that doesn't do shit.

- Cardinal Alfonso Maria Bandinelli.
- Hi Alfonso. He lowers his hands.

Does he smell?

Do you smell?

You did it,
the first hen that crows.

You did it.

- Prince.
- She made it.

Do you know the Marquis of Cascais
Is he a cousin of the Prince of Monte Carlo?

Prince Cetto, has he ever been to Monte Carlo?

No, sea, only sea.
The mountain, the mountain disturb me.

Prince, they told me
that you have been some years in Germany.

Did you frequent the Gliicksenburgs?
The Olsburgs? The Holdsteins?

No, please. I like the hair
but not more than 70 euros.

Besides it's a waste, it's not ecological.

What's up ?

Oh.

(Jet) Oh God.

(Pine) Stronger. Stronger, Cetto.

(Venantius) Prince.

(Pine) Go!

Prince, prince!

Slowly. Slowly.

Listen, my curiosity,
Has anyone here ever worked?

"Purely" half a day, half an hour ?

Nothing ?

I respect you.

Well. We resume tonight
the path of an interrupted story.

Let's make a toast: to the monarchy
and to the rediscovered Prince Buffo of Calabria.

No, I do.

So: long live the monarchy
and fuck Cavour!

(together) Fuck Cavour!

(Venantius) All of Europe is in turmoil,
her weakness will be our strength.

Royals from all over the continent
they just wait for the right moment

and we are ready
for a new Restoration.

I note, however,
to the brothers present here

that the Italian throne
it doesn't even exist on paper.

You have not reigned since 1860,

why the Italians
Should they follow you on this adventure?

Why the Italians
they drink any bullshit, always.

Just promise the impossible
and sell it as guaranteed.

For "example",
you tell him: "Less taxes."

They clap and you raise them for them.

"Enough corruption."

You bribe them with a bribe
and they vote for you.

You say, "More fur for everyone."
You fuck and they "beat it".

And they vote for you.
(THEY LAUGH)

You see, I love Italians.

I am a herd following the dog
and I bark very well.

- Like a dog.
- "Bau Bau".

- Like a cat.
- "Meow meow".

- The flamingo.
-"Bohfl

Do you see?
We are also predisposed to have fun.

The Italians have lost "oramente"
trust in politics

in the economy, in democracy.

And we offer them the monarchy.

"In short", we are the right bullshit
at the right time.

Amen.

Amen.

It's an infinite joy, I feel like Sissi.

- Sissi? Sissi who?
- Sissi the princess, you know?

Sissi of Austria, come on.
She was Bavarian like me, you know?

You want to be my Franz Joseph
Of Habsburg and Lorraine?

Can I call you Franz ?

No.

"now"
you have to say "yeah yeah" to me, though.

Come here, Petruzza, let's unite empires.

Have you ever done that with a prince?
There is also a "canopy" bed.

- Canopy.
- It depends on your point of view.

Come here and repeat: "Yes yes."

(Ìns' .
"YES Yes' yes."

- Yes.
- Yes.

What are you doing ? Do you pay me? I'm your wife.

Sorry, the habit. Excuse me.

(PHONE RINGS)

(in German) Hello ? Oh, Petra.

(in German) Cetto will be king
of the kingdom of the two Calabrias!

(in German) And maybe there will be a wedding!

(in German) Listen to this.

(in German) Petra says that Cetto
he will be king of the two Calabrias!

What are they laughing at?

Tell him to pass me Bowl,
"rather". They laugh.

(in German) Pass me Gunhilde...

(in German) Sure!

(in German) Well, now talk to dad.

Hello, Bowl? Dad's love.

(GUNHILD CRYING INTO THE PHONE)

This thing is not possible.
She cries. If she mourns me on the kingdom it brings bad luck.

Can they still keep it for 20 or 25 years?
Then I'll pick it up.

She cries.

(in German) Mum ... Gunhild how is she?

(in German) And dad?

"Fuck, fuck",
he likes the "little ones". She takes them.

She laughs and Ciottola cries.

Fuck you.

Jet .

I've waited long enough to face
question, but I have to tell you.

Beautiful Petra
she cannot be your queen.

No ? Who says that ?

We need a wedding
that leads us to alliances.

Our kingdom is born weak.
A solution can be found for Petra.

- You can keep her as a concubine.
- Concubine?

In short, a lover.

In this regard, the Marquis of Cascais
he has a cousin, the Infanta of Portugal.

Luckily she is not married yet.
She is a very sensitive woman.

No, sensitivity offends me,
Truly. Other flaws?

Cetto, listen to me.

Marry the Infanta of Portugal
and keep Petra as her favourite.

\
And the best solution, believe me.

She's there, see?

Let's sort this out.

Alright.

Hi, Petra. Look at those beautiful roses.
Listen, Petruzza, I have to tell you two things.

A beautiful and a less beautiful,
but not very bad.

- There's a little problem. Small.
- Which ? What's the problem ?

It all seems so perfect to me. Look,
My parents also arrived.

. "PrinzeS5Γ"'
. "Hallo"-

They left the baby with the nanny
for a few days.

(in German) Left, right.

Before the coronation
there will also be the wedding, right?

When were you thinking of telling me?

Your parents have also arrived,
so lucky. All of us are here.

I have to tell you some news, some nonsense.
You can't be queen.

For the rest you can do what you want.
Here we are, that was it.

- This one. This was.
- What are you talking about ?

Petra, understand me. Being king is a mess.

I was told I need
of a relative to strengthen the family.

"Indeed", for this very reason,
I will marry the Infanta of Portugal.

But you stay with me,
I just stuck.

Don't thank me, Petra. Do not thank me.

You're joking, right ?

Cetto, do you want to repudiate me?

When ever? You do not see?
I am an enlightened ruler.

I keep you as a concubine.

This story is crazy.

My parents came here
for my wedding!

- You don't know what you're doing to me!
- Petra, don't be like that.

I know Princess Sissi
she was murdered.

Pino told me that he inquired.

"Between the other way" I don't even know
whether this infanta is edible.

You are putting yourself
against the wrong person,

I don't make myself a nun,
I'm going to war with you, understand?

Are you invading me with your parents?

Don't be difficult.
Let's make love, not war.

"Nein", don't touch me.
I'm leaving, but I'll be back. It does not end here.

Think about it, I'll leave you a set of keys.

Petra! You'd be the king's favorite!
A great role!

Petra!

How spoiled you are!

(THEY SPEAK GERMAN)

She took it badly, she's sorry.
I was growing fond of Petra.

My mistake.

It is comprensible,
she was already with you for four years.

\
Ah, love! It's wonderful and cruel.

Oh well, then you sit down and drink it.

Cetto, trust me, we will solve this too.
But there's another problem.

- Such a problem ?
- Big.

Here we are, where is the problem?

Let me introduce myself.

Ferdinand Buffo of Calabria.

Grandson of Prince Louis
and only true heir to the throne.

- Is that all?
- This was there.

His antics lasted far too long.

Retire to Germany
and continue with your trades,

unless they arrest him at the border.

(THEY LAUGH)

The throne is no match for him.

The son of an embroiderer
he will never be king.

Never while I'm alive.

We'll fix this right away.

Venantius, aren't you saying anything?

You, Mr. La Whatever,
he invented a lineage

playing with the good name of the Bourbons.

Go away with her acolytes,
you are not welcome here.

We leave.

But the kingdom is mine and not yours, Nando,
and I throw you in a dark jail

with lifers
who fall in love easily

and with a desire for tenderness.

You have declared war
to the wrong people.

The die is cast.

Laugh, laugh, we'll do the math later.

Pine, Pine. "The die is cast."
What threat is it?

The threat is:
"We'll kick you in the belly."

The dice. They play cards.
Let's stay focused, Pino.

All right.

Wait. Jet, wait.

I understand this matter of Ferdinand
may pose a problem.

Problem ?
I'm not committed to just one problem.

Getto, we're still 'm game.

You have to prove
to be the real prince.

To do this you will need to undergo an examination.

Find traces of your father
and compare them to your DNA.

I have a friend in the hospital
which could give you the definitive answer.

"Therefore" if I do this test
and I prove that I'm Buffo di Calabria

I become king, right?

Scenarios of glory would open up.

Amen.

"Shit, shit".

The rooms we have just seen
they were maids,

they lived there
four, five, six, seven girls.

It seems that the prince often
he reached them at night.

Go on.

This, my lords,
it is the room of the good Jesus.

In this drawer the prince kept
a large amount of cash.

To pay the messer,
gardener, coachman, bugler.

(softly) The concubines.

- Cetto, it was your father for sure.
- (Guide) Shh.

Go on.

Into this room, come,
the prince lay with his wife.

Through this secret door in the wall,

the prince went out at night
to reach the many mistresses of him.

As you can see next to the bed
there is still the toilet

with above
hair net, comb

and the brush with which the prince
he had himself brushed every evening.

Go on.

Well, follow me.

Now let's go to the room...
No, in the library.

Please.

- Evening.
- Evening.

Evening.

(softly) Come, Pino.

Burglary and theft.
Many memories.

It is true. Seems like yesterday.
How long has it been though?

Three months, Pino. We can not complain,
we had fun.

Here it is, Pine.

Look, Cetto, there's a hair
on the coat. It could be your father's.

It appears to you that the prince
sang with the Country Cousins ?

- I do not believe.
- That's a woman's hat.

Why to the prince
liked the "pilu", and how!

- The brush, did you bring the copy?
- Of course.

Come on, here.

- Yellow?
- Yellow.

- A yellow plastic brush.
- Yes.

No one will notice the replacement.

Might as well have left an electric razor
or a curling iron.

Good morning.

Let the polymerase chain reaction

that the length polymorphism
of restriction fragments

they gave a positive result.

All clear. Yes, thank you, doctor.

Come here.

Excuse me.

I understood almost everything, he didn't.

He explains it simply
like he's a problem child?

The DNA sample of the hair
coincides with that of his blood.

In all likelihood
belongs to his father.

(SPANISH ROYAL MARCH)

Majesty.

Come on.

All right, Pine. Come on. Pine tree.

Pine tree.

Pino, enough now, it's fine.

- Pine tree!
- The knees.

The menisci
they ate all the cartilage.

Very quietly.

Very quietly.

Wait, I'll help you.

- On.
- Very quietly.

Madonna, the knees. Thank you.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

Come on, let's go, come on.

Pine tree.

"Rote Fox", the red fox.

Right. Well done, Pino.

Good morning.

Here we are.

- Prince.
- Good morning.

Here we are. Good morning.
Blond. Here we are.

Gentlemen, friends.

You are all politicians here
with a prestigious past,

but now the wind has changed
and it blows in our favor.

In this country, "in short",

democracy
can no longer guarantee anything.

A king yes.

Are you talking about monarchy?
Seems like a really risky step to me.

Listen, "risky",
they cut your annuities, right?

Yes.

No one can guarantee you
re-nomination at the end of the mandate

and governments jump
like "curriate" frogs, is that right or not?

You will never retire

and you are forced to
to present receipts

when you host a party
to one of your sympathizers, right?

- Right, very right.
- Good boy.

"In short",
i am the future. "The Futures".

You just have to switch to vote for monarchy.
You and all your affiliates.

"Poimente", you will all have a large estate,
big or small, but all yours.

You just have to pass as a deputy
a vassal, but what the fuck does it change you?

- Let me ask you a question.
- I have to go, they call me.

From deputy to vassal,
what the fuck changes? "Shit, shit".

Hello, "jumbled". Hi everyone.

Hello, Blondie. Bye bye. HI.

Gentlemen, the buffet is open.

Rest.

Go Go.

(Man) Go, Pino!

Come on, take one.

Go, Pine!

(Arabic Music)

Go, Cetto!

- Tell him.
- Now we tell him, calmly.

- It takes delicacy.
- I don't, do you think about it?

Here he is, he has arrived.

Oh mama,
what a beautiful figure you have made!

- Jet.
- what's up?

- The Infanta is here.
-She Has she arrived?

- Yes.
- Truly ?

Yes, she has arrived.
-Like her?

Polite. Sensitive, reserved.
A woman of the house and the Church.

So a nice piece of daughter.

There is to dig, just barely.

-What is she?
- Successful joke. Good job, everyone.

You are all good.

Successful joke, well done.

- Prince.
- What's up ?

Let's not create embarrassments,
it's a facade marriage.

Yes, but the facade is mine
and I put it before the country.

This is a big sacrifice.

Jet. Jet. Sorry.

you are the king,
first you marry her and then you divorce her.

Then you choose the favorite you prefer,
even two or three.

Pino is right, let's do this, Prince.

When we come back from the trip
you marry the infanta of Portugal,

then in case stop dating her.

Yes, but for life. I'll live on one side,
her on the other and we'll forget.

- Well done everyone, congratulations.
- Smile, prince.

Yes, smile. Bye bye.

I greet you.

(Venantius) Now let's think
at the hearing in the Vatican.

(MUSIC: "I LIE"
BY THE CROSSING AND DAVID LANG)

(Cardinal)
I will personally celebrate the wedding

and I will work to find the basilica.

Threatening rain?

I don't know, I don't think so.

The other thing you asked me
it is very complicated.

Most recently the Holy Father
he doesn't trust our advice, let's say.

If His Holiness would agree to celebrate
personally the coronation ceremony

we will be very honored
and we will take great note of it.

Cardinal, can I call you Alfonso?

As you know,
I am a fervent Catholic.

"Thickly" I honored some
of the Commandments. Maybe not all.

I am baptized, "communicated"
and married in church several times.

Do you think my wife
she is so devout that she became a nun.

Just to say this.

I promise I will keep
all Church property,

we will eliminate the taxes

and we will make the religion Catholic
the only religion of the kingdom.

Va .. hg“ ì?

But then, if I may allow myself,
I vomit a confidence.

Tell the Pope I'm a big fan,
I also follow on the road.

Great elegance the Pope. As he wears
the White...! There is none for anyone.

I tried, but it crashes. He slams me.

- Yes ?
- "Cazzu, cazzu", yes.

(BELLS)

(MUSIC: "REQUIEM: LIBERA ME" BY VERDI)

- As ? Like today?
- Same as before, just a little more veiled.

But veiled is less noticeable. A little less.

Listen, have you clarified with the cardinal?
If he says "do you want to kiss the bride," you shoot.

(Pino) Reduced formula, only two minutes.

Yes, but if by forgetfulness
says "can you kiss the bride"

you organize the spill, okay?

- (Throw) Escape, shooting.
- (Pino) Yes

"Bon Jour".

At the right time
The Invalid will have the engine running.

For ever and ever and so be it. Amen.

Brothers,
we are gathered here to celebrate the wedding

between Prince Cetto Buffo of Calabria
and the infanta of Portugal Catarina...

Isabella, Dulcinea, Manuela, Dolores,

Rosalind, Maria Pia,
Elisabetta, Maria Jole...

Tell him another name.

Lucretia, Antonia...

- Enough.
- Alright.

- Little Princess Dos Olivares, okay?
- Yes.

Then she wants
Prince Buffo of Calabria,

to marry the present here
Princess Dos Olivares?

(whisper)
Only if the alternative is 41 bis.

It was not understood.

- BIS. It's "fine".
- I take that as a yes.

Oh well, and she,
Infanta Dos Olivares, Catarina,

Isabella, Jacinta, Manuela, Dolores,

Lucrezia Maria Giuseppina...

Please!

I've got the kingdom parked outside
with double arrows, we tighten.

We want to hear
the bride's answer?

She is "fine".

Yes, I want.

Oh! What an effort, finally!
Alfonso, say hello to me. HI.

HI.

Prince, where are you going?

Never slept on their wedding night
with a wife. Traditionally.

Now I have an institutional commitment,
I have to choose the ladies-in-waiting.

HI.

Quick, the doves.

Come on, shoot!

(BELLS)

They killed the bird.

Lucy, right.

She-She Goes for it.
- "Undoubtedly".

She-she Has two degrees.
- Yes I see it.

In front, and behind also a master.

Surely. Assumed.

- Number 45, are you...?
- I'm Svetlana.

Like my first wife.
She speaks three languages.

For emergencies even four,
I feel. Assumed.

- Darling, are you...?
- Michaela.

Micaela.

Assumed.

- Numbers 21, you?
- Gladness.

Joy.

Georgia.

What do we tell them?

- Number 18?
- Odris.

Odris.

- You have to go right.
- (Pino) All to the right.

To the right. To the right. Never stop.

- Marika.
- (together) Marika, yes!

To the right !

Number 28. Number 32.

- Christmas.
- The party.

- The 30th... 31st... 19th.
- Yes. To the right.

- The 29.
- To the right.

- To the right.
- Bingo.

A world of "pilu".
What do you want to understand with this face?

Let it go.

But I'm almost fifty,
we cannot assume all of them.

They are too many.

She's doing "fine", girls.

You all passed the turn,

but we still face
another selection.

(together) No!

Next round:
bow, Iap dance and mud wrestling.

"Ius primae noctis".

It is a law that would give you the right

to spend their wedding night
with the wives of your subjects.

Practically
with all the ones you like.

Nice I like it. Write now, it's law.
To be promulgated "immediately".

Listen to this one instead.

"Some mornings the sovereign will be able to receive
the guests of him even in the bathroom, "

"hence Cabinet meetings."

In practice, the people paid the king
to see him go to the bathroom.

No, cancel, Pino. Clear.

Me when I'm in the bathroom
I don't want subjects between the balls.

Now drop the book
and we go to the wedding.

Enough with this brush,
I look like a maritime pine.

Let's go to the party.

(MUSIC, SCREAMS OF ENTHUSIASM)

(together) Chet! Chet! Chet!

(SONG: "TRUE LOVE"
OF WAR AND ALBANIAN)

you will feel happy

and there is no recreation, no

stretch them a hundred

(together) yes g

(Together)
it's only paid

and there is no diversion

"Shit, shit."

- (Tobias, telephone) "Hallo, Cetto" ?
- I hear you disturbed.

What happened ?

01:07:02,917
Who is Melo? Maybe your middle name?

01:07:09,167
I recently named pizza places in his name
for safety.

Suppose a complaint arrives.

Sentb
Do I really want to capture dead or alive?

<- Alive, I hope.
- Oh well. It's "fine", bye.

You are welcome, Your Excellency.

- Can I bring you a nice cup of coffee?
- Two, one a little sugar.

Dad. What a nice surprise.

Sit down. You have news?

Nothing, I just really want to
to see my son, the heir to the throne.

There would be a small note. Bullshit.

Which ?

There's a warrant for his arrest
to you.

No ! I knew it, dad. I expected.
It's for the resolution against electric poles.

Electromagnetic waves burn you
the spine, I had to block them.

You wanted to remove
electricity too?

What's on your mind? Baked bread?

"anyway"
it is not for the posts, for the resolution.

The warrant comes from Germany,

you are under investigation
for irregularities in your pizzerias.

You registered me
your pizzerias in Germany ?

Don't thank me.

A father puts his activities into his son's name

and for a small arrest warrant
this son does not thank?

That's okay. It's a sign of the times.

- Dad, you set me up again.
- Melo, what do you want it to be?

Yes and no two months in prison,
"fuck the fuck". One year at most.

You don't want to do
a small sacrifice for your father?

No, dad! No!

- Melo, you're changing, you're letting me down.
- Fuck you, dad!

Apple tree!

Fuck you too.

Sorry, my fault.

The phones no longer ring.

- They kicked me out of chats.
- Melo, Melo.

The junta demanded my resignation.

They said, "We don't want to
a fugitive as mayor."

Melo, you made so many mistakes,

just having a chat is not enough
to do politics.

Dad, you don't understand.
Politics has changed.

Nothing ever changes.
It seems to change, but it doesn't.

What did I tell you ? If you are
in trouble, take it out on the niggers.

It always works.
Are there no blacks in Marina?

Seven or eight there were,
but they are gone.

You had to hold them tightly
and threaten to kick them out, easy.

You destroyed a dream.

Apple tree.

You and I can do great things.

Big, big things,
but you have to trust me.

- Is it always "oolong coffee" ?
- It's good, yes.

The moment has come
to let the Italians know

that we are changing
the course of history.

I think you need to talk
to the nation, Cetto.

I was thinking about the network, the internet.

You say ? I don't mean it
of these things, the internet and computers.

I actually found the right person
for a social media campaign.

- He's a great expert.
- Who is this expert?

Come in, dear.

- And he.
- We see.

Apple tree.

You are here ?

- Are you with me, then?
- Yes, dad.

HERE YOU ARE.

Let's make your kingdom
and we smash everything.

"Shit shit"!

'M '
K unì“ ìu“ 'i!

Cod!

You know the tricks!

In a few hours your profile
had thousands of subscriptions!

In the South, in the North, everywhere!
There are many Iikes!

I have many likes, how nice.
Pino, I have many Ikes.

Likes, likes.

Now that I have all these Iikes
Where can I lock him up, Melo?

We are on the main home pages
of national newspapers.

It's a good sign, they fear you.

Yes, but here it says:
"Italians are unpredictable,"

"but this farce
they won't buy it."

They drank worse.

First I was thinking of one thing.

If we probed directly
the opinion of the Italians,

an online vote, a referendum...

Monarchy or republic?

Referendum Monarchy or Republic?
Original, bravo Melo.

Show me the dog
who plays the piano?

Fun,
this is original. So funny.

(softly) Dad.

I had to live a long time
away from my country

to understand
that Italy is the country I love.

The South in particular.

A land invaded and abused
by the Angevins and the Aragonese.

From the French and the Spanish.
From the Austrians and the Piedmontese.

In the end by all together.

From Europeans.
We have been invaded by Europe.

Gentlemen, that's enough.
We need a new crusade and I will lead it.

I will soon be king.

I will be Prince Chetto I
Funny of the Two Calabrias,

but today he still is
your friend Cetto speaking to you.

Democracy has disappointed

and we have tried many,
we tried them all.

Right left,
above, below, beside.

With democracy
with slightly overlapping legs,

sandwich pluralism
with the republic in the middle,

the broad understandings by surprise
with parliament taken from behind.

Pilings
with opposing political forces.

"Grouping" with free movement,
Eurosceptics and vegetarians.

Then we tried to merge
"generally" both sexes,

no-tax, no-global, "nonsense".

It never fucking worked.

Gentlemen,
today we can go back to the monarchy,

with Cetto I Buffo
prince of the Two Calabrias,

your servant and your ruler.

Stay with me and you will see some good ones.

I'll hide the bad ones from you,
I will select the passable ones for you,

and now, gentlemen, trust me,
let's have a good laugh.

We laugh. Let's laugh!

Long live the king, long live the monarchy.
And we keep laughing.

Let's have a good laugh.

Long live the king.

- (Man) Is the number coming out or not?
- Shh, shut up.

- There's a little delay.
- (Man) Let's wait.

(Apple tree) The data
they should be arriving any minute.

- Alright.
- (Melo) A moment.

What is it, Venantius?
Did he eat you bad news?

I've just known

which the Pope refused
to celebrate your coronation.

No.

He's wrong, if he makes war on me
I also put the ICI on holy water.

- Is there no way to convince him?
- He was adamant.

His spokesman said

that the coronation is nothing else
what a folkloric tomfoolery.

"Mon Dieu"!

The Pope would have given the seal
of credibility to your kingdom.

Without pope it becomes more complicated.

Unless you do as he did "what" ...

"Thing" who, Pino?

- The one with the triangular hat.
- Harlequin?

No, "Thing" Bonaparte. Napoleon.

In 1804
he put the crown on his own head.

As a sign of defiance. Not only,
he also crowned his wife ...

Beppina, Pina...

Hand ! Josefina! Josephine!
In the cathedral of Notre-Dame!

Well done, Pino.

Consider yourself viceroy already.
"Now" let's do it alone, I decided.

Now sorry,
"also" the king goes to the bathroom.

Sure, that's right.

Take your time, Cetto.

Constipation problems.

(Melo) We have to wait.

There is a vote in progress.

01:17:00,208
01:17:05,333
01:17:12,292
(Aunt Nunziata) Your mother
she handed over the sheets,

but the prince held her back

to congratulate
of the fine work she had done.

01:17:28,375
“ C' est très 30h“.

(Venantius) You have to demonstrate
to be the real prince.

01:17:40,500
in all likelihood
belongs to his father.

You are a prince.

To his father.

We laugh. We laugh.

Cetto,
the truth is that you are a child of love.

01:17:55,292
(Cetto) Us today
we can go back to the monarchy.

Your servant and ruler.

01:18:03,375
"Très joli".

(Melo) We won!
(They rejoice)

(Melo) 50.4% of Italians
he said yes to the monarchy!

Yes, we won!

Yes ! We won!

Dad, we won! We won!

- We made it!
- You became king!

We won.

Let's make history in all positions.

(Invalid) Fuck the republic.

(Pino) Fuck you!

What are you doing ? Don't you toast?

- Everything went as you expected.
- Yes I've heard.

- I rule and you rule.
- I'm happy.

Don't worry, aunt, it'll start soon.

Ciao.

"Good morning".

An unforgettable ceremony.

(CANZONE: "COME CREATOR SPIRIT")

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Pino, turn this way.

Bravo, Venanzio, congratulations.

You've put together a nice little theater

to make me believe
to be a Buffo from Calabria.

I'm not king yet
and you have organized a beautiful conspiracy.

Good boy.

Get out of the car.

Get out of the car.

Sure, I can explain.

On my knees. On your knees!

It's true, I've concocted a plan

to make you believe
to be heir to the throne.

You are not the heir to the throne,
but you are so much more.

You are the right man

which he can take hold of
the reins of this country

in this historical moment.

No nobleman could keep up with you.

People like you

because you are simple,
determined, immoral, vulgar.

Everything at the right point.

Yes?
Why didn't you tell me "immediately"?

You would not have accepted.

Well done, Venantius,
your plan worked.

But I don't care at all
I don't give a fuck that I have blue blood.

In fact, I prefer mine.
And do you know what else?

I am now king and I like it.
"Fuck fuck", I like it.

But I don't know what kings do
when someone takes the piss out of her.

- True, sometimes kings have no mercy.
- Me neither.

Ilopsll.

In the future I advise against you
to fuck with me again,

there are people who for much less
he mimes inside a concrete pillar.

The gun is unloaded this time.

Pino, I told you to check
the gun ! I had a stroke!

- It was empty.
- Pine tree!

- I swear.
- My heart is still pounding!

- I tell you it was empty.
- Pine tree!

- Crazy things.
- I told you to check.

- When you have to download, you have to download.
- Of course you could have taken the sheep!

(TRIUMPHAL MARCH)

God gave it to me
and woe, "bastasu", to whoever touches it to me.

- Long live the king!
- (together) Long live the king!

(together) Long live the king!
Long live the king!

Subjects, here is your king.

Today we write a page
that will go down in the history books.

Assuming anyone still wants to
to read these fucking books.

A scepter roams Europe.

It's the mm'.

I promise
quietly and "promisely"

than on my kingdom
the sun will always shine.

No more clouds. Enough.

The temperature
it will never drop below 20°

and the "minne" never below the third grade.

Maybe the second, but on holidays.

The fawns and "children" will run
and they will jump free and proud.

And we freely and proudly
we shoot them.

It will be a kingdom of prosperity and "pilu",
for me for sure.

Also because a sovereign
a diversion from time to time if he can ...

(PETRA SCREAMS IN GERMAN)

(Apple tree) Dad l

- Chet!
- Dad !

- Chet!
- Dad.

"Holy Mary, mother of God,
she prays for us sinners ... "

Jet .

(Woman) They shot the king.

(Man) What did he say? Shut up!

Silence!

(Man) What did he say?

Fuck you!

To everyone.

Fuck everyone!

Dad g

Jet .

Captain, my captain. Fuck you, Cetto!

- Fuck you!
- Fuck everyone!

What beautiful words, Cetto.

(SONG: "I AM THE KING"
OF WAR AND ALBANIAN)

but sooner or later I will return boundless

history is made by being the first to shoot

The shot was graze luckily slight

better ignorance to live

they laughed at me when I was on the throne

take the king

I will take back the country I love

The Italian people have chosen me

(Cetto)

there really isn't any

I die.

(Cetto)

Actually, not yet.

(Cetto)
I will save myself

- (Together)
- (Cetto)

- (Together)
- (Cetto)

(Together)
there is none better in the world

- (Together)
- (Cetto)

- (Together)
- (Cetto)

(Together)
I will save myself

they from the stables I from the suites

because in my realm every havoc is worth

that there really isn't any better around

it's all to change

they will get along well with the monarchy

that the king returns, the only man in command

from Manzanares to the Nile

that will always shine Iu pilu

The Italian people have chosen you

-
-

there really isn't any

- (Together)
- (Cetto)

- (Together)
- (Cetto)

(Together)
there is none better in the world

- (Together)
- (Cetto)

- (Together)
- (Cetto)

(Together)
I will save myself

(SPEAK GERMAN)

but the rap has shaken the cuggiuna