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We're going to play tag.
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And if you can grab hold of my horns within 10 days
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then you'll be the winner.
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The only real chance you have at catching me...
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IS TO SAY YOU LOVE ME!
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NOT ON YOUR LIFE DUMBASS!
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You can handle a game of tag right?
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You better win this!
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The righteous never lose!
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But who's the righteous one here...?
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Bye my day bye my day
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Hikari ni oborete
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Bye my day bye my day
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Soredemo mada inoru wa darling
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(Darling darling dadadarling darling)
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(Darling dadadadada)
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Aishite o kurikaesu sore dake no hibi ga shiawase to shitta
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Aimai na yoru no naka anata no tonari wa azayaka ni mieta
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Doushitara ii no?
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Doushiyou mo nai kedo
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Doushite shimau no?
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Donna yoru demo
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Itsuka owari ga yattekuru koto
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Hajime kara wakatteta
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Ah bye my day bye my day
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Hikari ni oborete
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Bye my day bye my day
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Shizuka ni tada inotta
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Bye my day bye my day
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Owareta sekai de
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Bye my day bye my day
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Anata o mada omotteiru kara
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Nee darling kono te o nigiri kaeshite
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Darling namida de fuyakekitte
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Saigo made aishite hoshikunatta
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Kono sora ga tsuzuku made
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Darling darling namae o yobimodoshite
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Darling doredake hanaretatte
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Soredemo anata ga tsumugu hikari ga
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Doushiyou mo naku utsukushikatta kara
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Righto. I'm going to explain the rules one last time.
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This will be a game of tag.
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If Ataru Moroboshi manages to grab hold of Lum's horns within the 10 day time limit
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then I'll lend you my pigs to clean up the mushrooms.
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How's that fair? Lum can fly!
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Don't throw a wobbly.
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Lum is prohibited from flying higher than the caps of the mushrooms.
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But those things are like 57 meters tall right?
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On your marks.
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Start!
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I'm gonna win!
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If you want any chance of catching me
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then you have to say that you love me!
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I know exactly how to lure you over to me without saying anything like that!
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Huh? Where is he going?
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Hey there cuties! Wanna grab drinks together?
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Get serious butthead!
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Hook me up with your digits and address!
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You realize you don't have time for this right?!
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You have got to be kidding!
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She's already getting away!
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Take this seriously!
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Quit standing around like an idiot!
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Get after her dammit!
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Hurry up!
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You gotta catch her!
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If Lum was acting like usual
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she would have flipped out and gone straight for Ataru.
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Lum's not goofing around about this.
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Lum! You've got the wrong idea!
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Words like "love" and "hate" don't have any real meaning!
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Do you hear me? Lum?!
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Dumbass!
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Bozo! Numbskull!
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Come down here and teach me a lesson already!
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You coward!
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Is that all...
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you have to say to me?!
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He's never going to catch her like that.
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It makes me sick knowing the fate of the Earth is in the hands of that idiot.
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I feel you.
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Play tag?
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But what for?
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It's my last gamble.
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All I want is for my darling to say it once.
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To tell me that he loves me.
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Well just so we're clear
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I'm willing to lend you my pigs without any strings attached.
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I know. I'm counting on your help
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regardless of how the game turns out.
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Okay Lum but what happens if that bellend doesn't end up saying it? I mean...
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Then I can finally give up on him after knowing that's how he truly feels.
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And when that happens I'll...
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It's just a couple words. I never knew they could be so important.
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I guess...
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I've never said them to her either...
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So the marriage is off?
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Yes Lum and Rupa's wedding has been cancelled.
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Rupa made the decision himself.
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Good I never was on board with it in the first place.
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And what does Lum have to say about it?
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She gave me a message to deliver to you two.
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Moroboshi!
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Quit being a stubborn jackass!
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Ataru!
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Spare some thought to how your mom and I will look in the eyes of our neighbors!
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You little ingrate!
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Hey Oni!
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You're dooming the human race! How do you live with yourself?!
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Dude! Quit trying to piss her off!
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Just say that you love her dammit!
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Chase after her right now!
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I'm just gobsmacked.
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How is it so hard to say a few simple words?
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Well after you miss the first chance it starts to feel really awkward.
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Rupa!
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I'm glad I found you Karula.
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Wh-What're you even here for?
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I was planning to let the Earthlings borrow my pigs
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regardless of how this little game turned out
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but I've changed my mind.
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I'm not letting them use my pigs unless you agree to come back with me.
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Huh?
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I said I'm not letting the Earthlings use my pigs
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unless you agree to come back with me!
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What's that supposed to mean?
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For crying out loud! Don't you get it?!
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I've got no idea what you're going on about.
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Bloody hell! How can you be this daft?!
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You twat! Are you here just to take the mick outta me?!
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Why's it so difficult to understand
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that I'm trying to ask you to be my wife?! You knob head!
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Who're you calling a knob head?!
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Why the bloody hell should I...
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Huh?!
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Come on. Let's get hitched.
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Look up there!
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That ship belongs to Lum's dad...
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Why is he here?
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Lum wanted a favor?
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That crazy girl had me bring somethin' real nasty.
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What is this?
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It's a memory scrubber.
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Excuse me?
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Say what now?!
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Is that true?!
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Lum's dead serious about this.
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If that idiot Moroboshi doesn't admit to loving her
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then she intends to wipe herself and the rest of us
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from the memories of all Earthlings.
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That'll put an end to everything.
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It would all be lost to darkness eh?
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But that's such a rash thing to do.
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Does Moroboshi know?
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Not yet.
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It won't make a difference. This is Moroboshi we're talking about.
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It'll just make him double down harder.
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The situation is bad enough as is. We're screwed if it gets any worse.
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Unbelievable! That cynical jackass.
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We're definitely better off not telling him.
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Too late for that!
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Moroboshi?!
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Found you!
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That wasn't me fool.
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Ataru...
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Well there's nothing we can do if you already overheard.
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You better say that you love her!
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Unless you want to forget all about your time with Lum!
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No way.
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Dammit! You can't be serious!
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Shut up!
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You can go tell that wussy to her face that I'm not backing down no matter what!
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Who are you calling a wussy?
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Don't pretend it wasn't you who pushed me this far.
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Hmph! You just keep using cheap trick after cheap trick.
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Well whatever. I couldn't care less about losing all my memories of you!
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Bleh!
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Oh? Is that so?
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Why bother playing tag and all this other annoying crap?
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Just erase my memory right now and go back to your planet!
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You moron!
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Okay...
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA TO ME!
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If that's what you really want then I'll wipe your memory right now!
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Goodbye darling!
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Hey Lum!
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Wait up! Lum!
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What a pitiful fool.
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Calm down and think this over Lum.
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We get it. Moroboshi is a stubborn jerk.
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But you share some of the blame Lum.
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How does that work?!
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You've forced him so far into a corner that it's unfair.
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You need to consider his personality a little more before you act.
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Why don't you two just back off!
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This is a problem between me and my darling!
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Seriously?!
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Listen here!
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If you really feel that way then you better keep the rest of us out of it!
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Cuz guess what? I'm pretty fond of the people here on Earth!
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Don't expect me to leave them behind.
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You can just go back to your planet by yourself!
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If you dare activate that damn memory scrubber
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then consider our friendship over!
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FOREVER!
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Cat got your tongue Lum?
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Ya see Benten that table there...
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Whaddya want pops?
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That's actually the activation switch for the memory scrubber.
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Huh?
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Oh dear.
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Goodbye darling.
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This is the end.
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Lum!
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If that's what you really want then I'll wipe your memory right now!
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I can still remember her...
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I'm not gonna forget.
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Ever.
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She tried to freak me out with that stupid bluff!
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Well it's a good thing they equipped it with a timer
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that's set to go off on the final day. Huh Benten?
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Shaddup! You don't have to keep saying it!
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That memory scrubber...
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It's been rigged to shut down if the kiddo manages to grab hold of Lum's horns.
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I know that's how pops explained it.
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But Moroboshi has no chance of catching Lum unless he says that he loves her.
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This won't end well.
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At this point we have no other choice but to stop it ourselves!
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However the only problem is we don't know where the device actually is.
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What's the latest?
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We're using all forms of technology available to the Mendo Conglomerate
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to conduct a thorough search but...
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Um actually something has been on my mind for a while...
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What is that thing?
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That's the memory scrubber!
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It is?!
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It's been flying near us the entire time.
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Where the hell were you morons even looking?!
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I was focused on the radar sir...
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So we just gotta smash it to pieces?
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Nah use these!
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Here!
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Balls?
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Take this!
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Shit!
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What're you doing?
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We're using these balls
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to try and hit the deactivation switch!
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Shit! Quit flying all over the damn place!
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How are we supposed to hit it?!
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Well this certainly isn't going to be easy to pull off.
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I'm begging you darling!
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I just want to hear those simple words.
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Quit loafing around ya dope.
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The timer is still countin' down.
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Ya only got until tomorrow at sunset before it's up.
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And then...
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it's all over...
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But ya know I ain't sad about never seein' yer sorry face again.
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See ya.
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The memory scrubber has a timer that's counting down?
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Tomorrow will be the 10th day.
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As promised once the sun goes down
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I'll release my pigs to start clearing out the mushrooms.
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Okay.
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But if the memory scrubber doesn't stop...
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is it true that they're all going to forget?
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Mm-hm.
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Blimey that's extreme.
270
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I guess the two of you are even more hardheaded than we are.
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All I want...
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is to know for sure how my darling feels about me.
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Today's the last day Moroboshi!
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Ataru! If you win I'll treat you to your favorite meal tonight! Sukiyaki!
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And with high-grade meat to boot!
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Get back here dammit!
277
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Why can't you say a few simple words?!
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Come on Ataru!
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Are you sure you're okay with forgetting everything that's happen until now?!
280
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Stupid Lum!
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This whole situation sucks.
282
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Even if I say I love you...
283
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...how will you know whether I'm telling the truth or not?!
284
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He's hit his limit huh?
285
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There's no way he can catch her now.
286
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Why?
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What's the problem?!
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Darling! It's all so simple!
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Just say that you love me.
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All I want is you to say it.
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I don't care if it's a lie!
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Darling...
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Just a few simple words and he'd be free from all this struggling.
294
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So why?
295
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Soon it'll be too late...
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DUMB DARLING!
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Are you really okay with just forgetting me forever?!
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Like hell.
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NOTHING COULD MAKE ME FORGET YOU!
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Are those my horns?
301
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This whole time...
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he was holding onto them...
303
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How could I forget?
304
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My darling never changes.
305
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He's the same as ever.
306
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Always cherishing me...
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but never admitting it!
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Lum!
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Darling!
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Lum you dummy.
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Darling.
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Congrats...
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you won.
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The Earth is saved!
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Hooray!
316
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Good grief.
317
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The most obnoxious lover's spat ever.
318
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Yes! Way to go Ataru!
319
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Now I won't have to hide from the neighbors!
320
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Congratulations!
321
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Oh gosh! I'm so sorry for all the fuss our stupid son caused.
322
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Looks like it stopped.
323
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What great news.
324
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Yeah...
325
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You've been cheating on me AGAIN?!
326
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It's a misunderstanding!
327
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Now that's a familiar sight.
328
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They just never quit.
329
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Oh dear.
330
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So you're never going to say the L-word to her in the end?
331
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Hey! Get back here!
332
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Jeez.
333
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You pigheaded dope!
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I don't care how long it takes. I'll make you say it one day.
335
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I'll let you hear it on my deathbed.
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Bleh!
337
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Hey!
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Are you two going to continue this stupid lover's spat for the rest of your lives or what?!
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You know it!
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Ow.
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Tomobiki Town
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Neighborhood Association
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Boy Meets Girl:
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I Want You When I Can't Have You
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SHRIEK
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HUUUUUSH
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KERZAP!
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Day 5
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WHAM!
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POW!
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SNORT
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RUSTLE
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FWOOSH!
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KLONK...
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THWACK!
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TWITCH
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KAPOW!
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TMP TMP
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Day 9
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The Final Day
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Game of tag that decides
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the fate of Earth finally ends
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Urusei Yatsura
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Urusei Yatsura -The End-
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