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Huh?
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Black doorknobs?
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Yeah it's a real problem.
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Look.
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Oh yikes.
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For some reason no matter how many doorknobs I make lately
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they all come out like this.
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That's so weird.
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And worse yet inside of whatever door I attach them to...
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it's just pure darkness. Everywhere.
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Do you know if anything has changed around here recently?
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Well actually Lum and Ataru have been missing for the past few days.
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Wh-What's that sound?!
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How ominous.
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Bye my day bye bye day
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Drowning in the light
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Bye my day bye bye day
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But I will still pray my darling
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(Darling darling dadadarling darling)
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(Darling dadadadada)
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I realized those days of repeatedly wanting your love were my happiness
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Amidst the uncertain future being by your side seemed the most vibrant
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What should I do?
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Although there's nothing I can do
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What's going to happen?
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On any night
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The end is bound to come eventually
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I've known that since the beginning
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Ah bye my day bye bye day
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Drowning in the light
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Bye my day bye bye day
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All I did was pray quietly
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Bye my day bye bye day
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Driven out of the world
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Bye my day bye bye day
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All my feelings still lie with you
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Hey darling squeeze my hand back
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Darling you blubbering mess of tears
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I want you to love me until the end
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For as far as this universe goes
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Darling darling beckon me back with my name
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Darling no matter how far apart we were
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It didn't matter because the light you produced
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Was always impossibly beautiful
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Oh! Check it out!
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That must be it! The wedding hall!
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Seems like the party's already started!
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Look over there!
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There's no escape for you now Rupa!
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Why don't you just give up and tie the knot with me?!
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There's no bloody way I'm marrying you!
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What's so bad about being with me?!
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I hate everything about you!
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I can't imagine a worse fate than being married to you so—
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So what you'd rather pop your clogs?!
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I never said that!
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What do you think you're doing to my darling?!
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Your "darling"?!
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You don't get to call him that!
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Blimey!
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Rupa!
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Great Grandfather!
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Grab hold of this!
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Bugger off!
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We need to leg it out of here Lum!
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Let go of me!
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Wait you coward!
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Darling! Why're you just standing there like a statue?!
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Darling!
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This is goodbye.
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I'm getting married to Rupa.
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Married...
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Married...
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Whatever. You already had your say.
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Darling! Darling!
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What are you doing darling?!
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Hurry and save me!
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Huh?
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Darling?
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Why...?
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Hey!
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Get your arse down here!
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Stop! That's enough!
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Mind your own business!
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What're you—
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Forget them! They're nothing but a pair of backstabbers!
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That's not true...
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You can go pound sand!
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Because I'm gonna get married to this cutie right here!
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Huh?
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
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You're the one who stabbed me in the back first!
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Karula! You two-timer!
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You rake me over the coals all the time but you're no better!
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Huh?! So that's how this is gonna go?!
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Come say that to my face!
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Like hell I will!
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Take this!
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Oh no! They're going to fall!
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No friggin' duh dumbass!
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That's not good.
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Hold onto these everyone.
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Karula!
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Rupa...
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D-Don't get the wrong idea.
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My hand only grabbed yours by sheer coincidence.
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Again with that rubbish?!
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Whew. That was a close one.
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Moroboshi!
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Quick! Help Miss Lum!
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Huh?
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Uh-oh! Lum can't fly right now!
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Dammit!
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Aw hell!
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Hurry and get your butts off my bike!
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Lum!
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Lum!
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Lum!
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What the flying hell?!
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You didn't even care how much distress I was in!
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Because were too damn busy getting cozy with that other girl!
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I don't think I can trust you anymore darling!
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Oh yeah?! Like you're any better!
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Blowing all that hot air about marrying her when you're not even serious about it!
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You're the WORST!
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Okay. Fine then.
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Look here Lum!
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It's a marriage registration form!
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Do you still think I'm not serious?!
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Oh my god...
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Darling?
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That's it I'm breaking up with you for good!
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You can get lost for all I care!
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Huh? Wait is that electricity?
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No way...
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Lum!
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Her horns grew back!
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Thank heavens.
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Aren't you lucky Karula?
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Looks like your fiancé managed to survive that fall.
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Huh? Are you serious right now?!
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Yeah! There aren't many guys in the world willing to put up with
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a big pain in the arse like you!
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Rupa... you're unbelievable...
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I really am going to marry him ya know!
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Great! Congratu-bloody-lations!
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Then go be together dammit!
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Huh?
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Wh-What the...?
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Because I'm staying here! You good with that?!
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Huh?
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Go for it! Dumbass!
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Say something already!
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Rupa you daft clod!
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S-Sure that's great.
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Oh dear.
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You're more than welcome to stay.
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Screw you!
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Hey Lum?
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Are you really sure about this?
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Yeah I'm not going back.
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I'm getting married to Rupa.
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But that idiot Moroboshi got tricked by this fake version of you.
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I'm getting married to Rupa.
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I'm getting married to Rupa.
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He got the wrong idea.
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That's all.
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I know. It's why I'm mad at him.
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Because it just proves that he doesn't trust me even the tiniest bit.
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So I'm never going back.
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Not until he apologizes to me.
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Tell her you're sorry Moroboshi!
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Nuh-uh!
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I'm trying to help you make things right while you have the chance!
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I don't want your help!
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Well this is hopeless.
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He's just not going to listen to anything that we say.
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Hey Moroboshi.
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The only person who can convince Lum to come back is you okay?
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Whatever.
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She hurt me first.
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And the only thing that can relieve this pain...
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is your loving affection.
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Now is not the time for this you jackass!
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Be careful or you'll break your sword.
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Guess that's that. Let's go home.
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Rupa...
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When all's said and done you won't even try to stop me huh?
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So they all left huh?
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Rupa...
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Are you crying Lum?
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Some water just got splashed on my face.
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Lum...
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Lum appeared in the crystal ball?
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But what does it mean?
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I don't really know.
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Just that it implies Lum will be dragged into the darkness.
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What now?
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Is that Earth?!
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The Earth will be consumed by darkness.
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So what happened with Lum was merely the start of something bigger?
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We're here.
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I'm never gonna apologize!
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So just leave Lum behind and let's go home!
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We're already on Earth.
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Huh?
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We left and came back just like you wanted us to.
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Good news for you huh darling?
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Ugh that damned Ataru!
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Not only does he suddenly leave the house for days on end
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but then he shows up right at dinnertime
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Listen Moroboshi. All you gotta do to fix this is apologize to Lum.
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with a bunch of his friends in tow!
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For crying out loud! I don't have nearly enough food!
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Oh? I see you're having hot pot tonight.
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But hardly any meat as usual.
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Good evening ma'am.
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Hello.
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Oh jeez! Not more of you!
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Relax we didn't come to eat your food.
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We're here because the fate of the Earth is at stake.
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Fine but I'm more concerned about the fate of my fridge right now!
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Um...
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Here. Please use these as part of your meal.
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They're mushrooms from my universe.
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Oh is that so?
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What?! You left Lum behind?!
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You've doomed us all!
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Hmph! Feels like a weight off my shoulders!
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He's still being a total pighead about this.
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Go back and get her right now!
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No way!
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If Lum wants to come back then she's gonna have to beg for forgiveness first!
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Oh come off it!
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You can't expect the lady to be the one to apologize!
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Yeah she's right about that. For sure.
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But somebody has to go and bring Miss Lum back...
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Will that really save the Earth?
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Dunno.
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We need a better answer than that!
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The scale of the problem is just too big.
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Karula and I grew up together.
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We always hung out as kids.
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She wasn't so overbearing when we first met.
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But one day...
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Look I'm gonna marry this girl someday!
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Hey!
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But you already have me!
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Why are you so opposed to us being together?!
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I love you!
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I couldn't bloody escape from her.
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She hunted me down everywhere I went.
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You're so much better than that walking disaster of a woman.
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I'm just as much of a loose cannon as she is.
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How can you have any feelings towards me?
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I'm an arranged bride who you've never met.
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Well...
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Hey yer not gonna try and say you'd be happy with any woman are ya?
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Wha?! Don't be ridiculous!
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You're just like my darling.
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Well it's too late for regrets...
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Maybe I'm crazy
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but it seems like we've been eating for a long time.
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The food just keeps coming.
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What the? Does this mushroom seem bigger somehow?
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That's just silly!
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Here have one Rei.
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No she has a point...
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We have to keep eating or they'll overflow from the pot.
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I forgot to mention it earlier but these mushrooms...
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grow gigantic if they get exposed to light or heat.
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Why didn't you say that earlier?! Dumbass!
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Hold on if light and heat make these things grow larger...
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What's gonna happen when the sun rises?
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Whoa! Look at that!
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Those things are huge!
277
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What a disaster!
278
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,380
Guess we'll have to close the school for a while.
279
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:24,210
Yikes. There's even more now.
280
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There are spores flying everywhere.
281
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It's impossible to get them under control at this point.
282
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Call home for help immediately!
283
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Nuh-uh! I don't want to!
284
00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:37,600
If what you've told us is true
285
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,880
then there is only one thing in the world that can take care of these mushrooms!
286
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,820
And that's Rupa and his pigs in the Dark Dominion!
287
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No way!
288
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,820
I never want to see him again!
289
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Because the truth is that I hate you from the bottom of my heart!
290
00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:54,630
There's no bloody way I could go
291
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and ask him for a favor after he trampled all over my feelings like that...
292
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Well make yourself comfortable.
293
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My home is yours now so feel free to settle in.
294
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,210
Let's see. Pretty sure I had tea and crackers.
295
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They're around here somewhere...
296
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:14,680
Huh? That's strange.
297
00:15:16,390 --> 00:15:17,850
Oh! Here we go!
298
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,750
I can't help but notice you've got Karula's face all over your room.
299
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,060
I don't have much choice.
300
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,290
She just keeps sending me all of this stuff unprompted!
301
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:27,400
Well ya seem pretty attached to it all.
302
00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:30,380
Gosh that's so nice.
303
00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:34,280
My darling would never treat gifts from me like this.
304
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,330
Good thing that you've got me now innit?
305
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:39,250
And I feel like a new man now that I'm free from Karula!
306
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:42,540
Master Rupa! You've just gotten a call from Lady Karula.
307
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Huh?
308
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,840
Would you like me to hang up?
309
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:48,210
Blimey! Well no! I guess just...
310
00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:50,050
Just what sir?
311
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Don't hold back on my account.
312
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What'd you say?
313
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The Earth is covered in mushrooms?!
314
00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:01,650
Yeah. They totally grew out of control...
315
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You daft cow! What the bloody hell were you thinking?!
316
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,920
Let me clear about one thing Rupa.
317
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:11,070
I honestly never wanted to see your face again.
318
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,670
But since I've caused everybody here so much trouble
319
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:15,750
I had no choice but to reach out to you...
320
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,080
That's rich.
321
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,290
After all the time you spent hounding me to hell and back!
322
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:22,870
Whatever! I don't give a monkey's about you anymore!
323
00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:27,500
I'm having the time of my life with him here!
324
00:16:28,630 --> 00:16:31,590
W-Well I've got news for you.
325
00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:34,970
Lum and I are having a splendid time over here too!
326
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,770
They're losing track of the reason for the call...
327
00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:47,380
S-So it's been a while.
328
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,080
Are you having fun over there?
329
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,280
Yeah. Seems like you're living it up yourself.
330
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,960
Bleh!
331
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:56,960
Bleh!
332
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,040
Enough of this foolishness!
333
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,500
Listen to me Lum! There's no time to waste!
334
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,210
The mushrooms are overrunning the Earth!
335
00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:08,740
Could you please help us convince Rupa to come and clear them all away?
336
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:10,830
Maybe if my darling...
337
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:11,720
Huh?
338
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:16,430
If my darling says that he loves me then I'll agree to ask Rupa to help!
339
00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:17,460
Huh?
340
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:19,040
You heard her.
341
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:22,520
All it takes a few words from you to change the fate of the Earth.
342
00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:29,460
Say it. It doesn't matter if you lie.
343
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:31,170
This is an emergency so I'll allow it.
344
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,290
Piece of cake right?
345
00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:33,650
Just say the magic words.
346
00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:34,290
Come on!
347
00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:35,040
Do it already!
348
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,240
Hurry up.
349
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,530
Well guess what?
350
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:43,500
I HATE YOUR GUTS!
351
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,670
Karula that knob head!
352
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,280
Darling...
353
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:08,040
In all the time I've known him
354
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:13,330
my darling has never once told me that he loves me.
355
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:20,210
I'm starting to think that maybe... he's serious.
356
00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:22,990
That he really does hate my guts.
357
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,630
Dummy.
358
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:40,910
I shouldn't have to say it for you to know.
359
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,140
Th-This is out of this world folks!
360
00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:47,710
Please take a look!
361
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,650
The outbreak of mushrooms that started in Tomobiki Town
362
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,380
has grown so drastically
363
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,610
that it's now causing chaos in locations all across the place!
364
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,460
Let's ask some of the locals how they feel!
365
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,460
Gosh what a mess.
366
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:59,040
It's hard to walk with these things in the way!
367
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,670
And no sun gets through...
368
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:03,080
I can't even get my laundry dry.
369
00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:06,500
Whoa! Behind you!
370
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,750
A car was just flipped over!
371
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,460
The giant mushrooms have basically wiped out the town at this point!
372
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,790
Earth is facing certain doom now!
373
00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:17,930
What is going to happen to the human race?!
374
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,920
I've run the numbers.
375
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:21,970
What's the result?
376
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:29,190
It's going to take 10 days for these mushrooms to cover the entire planet.
377
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:32,400
We are so doomed...
378
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:40,530
What is that?!
379
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,880
A flock of birds?
380
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:42,620
They're locusts!
381
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,710
No hold on!
382
00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:46,870
Those are pigs!
383
00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:51,170
Oinky-doinky oinky-doinky oinky-doinky oinky-doinky...
384
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,130
The pigs are...
385
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,840
...eating the mushrooms!
386
00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:04,140
What now?!
387
00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:11,900
Lum?
388
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,020
I have message for Ataru Moroboshi!
389
00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:16,460
Sounds familiar...
390
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:18,440
Yeah that's the boy who lives on block four.
391
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:23,880
As you can see my pigs are the only thing capable of getting rid of the mushrooms!
392
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,660
If you want them to save the Earth...
393
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:28,870
then you'll have to compete with me darling!
394
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,710
We're going to play tag.
395
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:34,710
And if you can grab hold of my horns within 10 days
396
00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,550
then you'll be the winner.
397
00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:38,920
Why tag of all things?
398
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:42,760
That's just the Oni way of handling things when the chips are down.
399
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,350
I'm going to flee from you with everything I have.
400
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:48,430
Which means the only real chance you have at catching me...
401
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,580
IS TO SAY YOU LOVE ME!
402
00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:59,320
NOT ON YOUR LIFE DUMBASS!
403
00:21:25,790 --> 00:21:29,080
A warm breeze blows as I catch my breath
404
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,710
It caresses the back of my neck and disappears
405
00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:34,540
Flower petals on the damp window
406
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:37,290
An umbrella wet with rain
407
00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:40,130
You pluck at a strand of fluttering hair
408
00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:42,920
And quickly vanish into the classroom
409
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:46,710
A clock with frozen hands
410
00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:48,420
The sky after school ends
411
00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:51,700
I want to see your love I don't want words
412
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:54,830
Your eyes plead with me
413
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:59,670
But I can never give you the reply
414
00:21:59,670 --> 00:22:03,170
The flowers and cherry blossoms scatter in spring again
415
00:22:03,170 --> 00:22:06,040
You stand inside a twinkling fissure
416
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,790
With a little grin on your face that's beautiful
417
00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:10,880
But somehow scary
418
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,500
Pushed along by the wind I dance with you
419
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,380
Shall we walk to the moon and look at the town?
420
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,920
And then surely
421
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,750
And then surely
422
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,030
I'll come to forget
423
00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:26,830
Even if I live forever that was my last love
424
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:34,330
You're still like a fake spring beyond the window even now
425
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,460
Stupid Lum!
426
00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:49,970
Are you really okay with just forgetting me forever?!
427
00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:37,930
SHHHLRP
428
00:00:37,930 --> 00:00:39,080
SHHHLRP
429
00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:15,170
The Dark Dominion
430
00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:56,120
Airport
431
00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:56,120
(Glowing Pond)
432
00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,290
WHACK!
433
00:08:50,290 --> 00:08:51,130
KA-KLING!
434
00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:19,290
The Dark Dominion
435
00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:34,440
At age 7
436
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:41,500
At age 10
437
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,160
At age 14
438
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:04,090
Rupa's Castle
439
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,140
Cat Diner
440
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,540
Pull in space
441
00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:15,000
Boy Meets Girl:
442
00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:15,000
Crooked Heart
443
00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:49,970
Boy Meets Girl:
444
00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:49,970
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