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What's keeping Ataru and Lum so long?
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Jeez they better not make us late to the movie.
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Sigh... nothing but couples around here.
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It bums me out.
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Hey take a look over there.
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W-Wanna try our luck?
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Oh jeez. This always happens when I'm by myself for too long.
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S-So cute! Like wow!
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Totally my type.
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Well the attention does feel nice.
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Man that look just screams "I was ditched".
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Betcha that tail would start wagging for anybody.
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Alright! Here goes!
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How dare you! I won't settle for just anybody!
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Huh...?
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Um miss? Is something wrong?
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Huh? What do you mean?
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Yo! Hope you didn't wait long!
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Finally! What the heck were you doing?
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It's all my darling's fault! He kept trying to pick up girls!
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Well I accidentally humiliated myself cuz of you.
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I'm going home.
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Shinobu!
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What happened?
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It's none of your business.
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Just tell me. I want to be your pillar of support.
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Oh look at that sexy lady.
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Huh? Where?! Where?!
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I swear you just can't trust guys who act nice to everybody.
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Sigh. I really wish that a guy who only had eyes for me
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would somehow fall right into my lap.
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Wait Inaba?!
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It is you!
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H-Hi Shinobu...
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Bye my day bye bye day
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Drowning in the light
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Bye my day bye bye day
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But I will still pray my darling
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(Darling darling dadadarling darling)
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(Darling dadadadada)
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I realized those days of repeatedly wanting your love were my happiness
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Amidst the uncertain future being by your side seemed the most vibrant
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What should I do?
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Although there's nothing I can do
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What's going to happen?
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On any night
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The end is bound to come eventually
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I've known that since the beginning
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Ah bye my day bye bye day
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Drowning in the light
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Bye my day bye bye day
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All I did was pray quietly
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Bye my day bye bye day
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Driven out of the world
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Bye my day bye bye day
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All my feelings still lie with you
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Hey darling squeeze my hand back
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Darling you blubbering mess of tears
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I want you to love me until the end
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For as far as this universe goes
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Darling darling beckon me back with my name
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Darling no matter how far apart we were
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It didn't matter because the light you produced
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Was always impossibly beautiful
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Whew! I was overheating out there!
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Well yeah wearing that costume would do that to anybody.
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So? What brings you here?
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Actually I came because I have a very serious favor to ask of you...
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I want you to be my girlfriend.
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Huh?
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LIKE HELL!
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Shinobu! This chump is lying to you!
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Ataru?!
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You damn skirt chaser!
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It's nice to see you again.
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Don't let him sweet talk you Shinobu.
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I can tell. He's the type of guy that'll go after any girl.
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That's rude! Don't you dare lump him together with you!
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Um well...
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the truth is that any girl would do.
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Hey wait! Why did you get so upset?
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Quit following me.
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But it's either you or nobody!
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You just said "any girl would do".
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Not in my book! You're the only one for me!
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None of what you're saying makes any darn sense!
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You're the only one for me too babe.
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Keep that fast and loose mouth of yours shut!
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Please calm down and let's talk this out!
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Okay? Pretty please?
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Fine. Start talking.
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A promotion test?
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For your job at the Fortune Manufacturing Office?
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Yes.
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What kinda test is it?
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I have to pick a certain flower from the space-time forest.
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It's an important material that we use in the production of futures.
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Okay but why do you have to go with Shinobu?
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Because you need a partner for it.
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The employees with significant others have it easy.
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But unfortunately I don't have a girlfriend.
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And Shinobu is the only person who came to mind.
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Shucks I should've known it would be rude of me to ask.
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I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to put you on the spot.
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I'll just go and find someone else.
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Wait right there mister.
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Huh?
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You should've just led with that. Then I would've agreed to be your girlfriend.
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W-Wait really Shinobu?
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It's not like I have anything better to do.
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Man Inaba sure has some tough luck.
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Yeah out of all the different promotion tests
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picking that flower from the space-time forest is the most difficult one.
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And to top it off he doesn't even have a girlfriend.
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So the flower will never bloom.
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Yep sucks for him!
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Hello fellas! Thanks for waiting!
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Yo Inaba!
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Sup.
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It's been a while huh?
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S-Sorry but they insisted on tagging along...
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Obviously.
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I can't just let Shinobu accompany this guy alone
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to some fishy place where god knows what could happen.
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Darling! You stay away from her!
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Don't make it sound so depraved!
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Fine. If you all wanna go then we won't stop you!
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Seems like you've got plenty of energy to spare anyway!
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You'll wish you were dead by the end of it though.
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Because after all this test is...
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It's over this way.
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Hey! Listen until we finish talking to you dammit!
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They were going on about something.
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What's the deal with this test?
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I don't know very much myself.
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All I know is that it's the Fortune Manufacturing Office's way...
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of testing the love and courage of their employees.
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Man I'm getting some real "entrance to Hell" vibes here.
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Seems like we won't walk away from this in one piece.
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What's wrong Inaba?
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L-L-Li-li-listen Shinobu!
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N-N-N-No matter what happens I'll keep you s-s-s-safe...
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That's okay. Don't push yourself.
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Shinobu!
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Forget it you should leave!
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Oh please! It's too late now!
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Just be brave!
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You can't take this test unless I'm with you right?
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Shinobu...
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Thank you! I'm starting to feel a bit braver now!
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O-Okay. I'm going to open it up.
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Oh yeah?
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But how are you going to open such a huge door?
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That won't be a problem.
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There's a side door.
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Whoa!
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O-O-O-Oh my.
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Nothing about this seems like a test of "love and courage" to me!
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Well it certainly appears to be a normal ladies' bath but...
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Stand back guys! I'll go and check for sure!
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Nothing to be afraid of ladies!
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Dammit darling!
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It really just seems to be a bathhouse for women.
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Come on let's keep moving.
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W-W-W-W-Wait! B-B-B-B-But...
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What's the matter?
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Th-Th-This feels wrong...
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Already ready to call it quits Inaba?
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You'll never hack it!
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You don't have the guts to get through here!
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He's a big coward after all.
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Oh be quiet!
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Aren't they making you angry?!
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Well yeah I guess so...
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For crying out loud!
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Suck it up and get going already!
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Daaaaaaaarling!
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I'll take care of things here! You guys hurry and move on ahead!
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Stop being a blithering idiot! We're leaving right now!
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Let go Lum!
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Just forget about me and forge ahead by yourself!
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Aw jeez. Get a hold of yourself.
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You've gotta be kidding! Get out here mister!
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I'm sowwy...
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What?
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The nudity gave you a head rush?!
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You don't see many guys like that these days.
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I'm just not used to seeing the female form honestly.
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Wow.
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So he was telling the truth about not having a girlfriend.
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Actually I suffer from the exact same problem.
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You seemed pretty damn used to it based on how you acted in the ladies' bath!
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What happened?
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What's this supposed to be? A three-legged race?
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I can't break it.
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Shinobu! It looks like we were destined to be together!
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This must be some kind of mistake.
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C'mon! Let's journey forth!
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Hey wait!
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Darling!
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Shinobu!
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Get back here!
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Where are you trying to go?
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Dunno!
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There's a branch in the road.
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Huh?
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"Hell" and... "Heaven"?
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So that's heaven huh?
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Easiest choice ever.
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Agreed.
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Somebody help!
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Please I need help!
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Anybody!
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Let's go Ataru.
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I'm on the way miss!
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Shinobu!
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He's dragging her into Hell with him!
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Are you okay?!
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Thank you so much.
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Oh shucks it was nothing.
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Congratulations brave-hearted young people.
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This was the true path to Heaven.
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You did well not to let simple appearances deceive you.
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Crap I fell for it! I let her looks deceive me!
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In honor of your courage
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I shall grant you the use of this key that unlocks your shackles.
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Here.
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Hold on!
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Leave me behind!
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I'm going to live here forever!
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I'm totally okay without any promotions!
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It's not even YOUR promotion!
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Wait Shinobu!
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It's not what you think! Hear me out!
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I honestly thought you weren't a lowlife like that.
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Please just listen!
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I'm going home!
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You can find another partner to help you.
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Any girl will do right?
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No that's not true.
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Hold on Shinobu! It's dangerous over there!
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There's a space-time irregularity that...
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Leave me alone!
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Shinobu!
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Well shoot. Looks like Inaba went off the test course.
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That's what he gets for goofing around.
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Shinobu! Please wait!
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You can't go by yourself!
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I'm falling dummy!
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You know I can't just stop!
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Shinobu!
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Oh thank heavens.
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Anybody that falls into the space-time irregularity without a suit can never come back.
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Come on! Let's go.
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Where's the exit? I'll go home by myself.
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Let me bring you to it.
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You're in the middle of your promotion test aren't you?
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Well that's true but...
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So since Inaba went off the test course
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does that mean he fails?
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Nah but it's just a matter of time.
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Because even if he's lucky enough to make it back on course
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he can't succeed unless he manages
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to make the flower in the space-time forest bloom...
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Hey! That was MY cake darling!
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Are you two even listening?
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Okay. We can walk from here.
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Um... I'm sorry.
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I put you through a rough time.
270
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That's fine. It's not like I really care.
271
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Good luck with the rest of your test.
272
00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:38,450
Although I doubt I'll ever see you again.
273
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,230
Um well I just wanted to let you know what happened in the lake really was...
274
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Don't explain. Because I don't care.
275
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,030
Everybody makes mistakes in life.
276
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It wasn't a mistake! It's a misunderstanding!
277
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Whatever. I'm used to it.
278
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,910
Hey there he is! The test taker!
279
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Come on this way!
280
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Get a move on!
281
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Hurry up now!
282
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We're so tired of waiting.
283
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,620
This is a shortcut that will get you out of the irregularity!
284
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Go on! Climb up!
285
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,780
What a relief! Let's go Shinobu.
286
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,130
Hold on a minute.
287
00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:15,470
That girl isn't allowed to go this way.
288
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Huh? But why?
289
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She's not a rabbit right?
290
00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:21,130
Only rabbits can use this staircase.
291
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,860
So you'll have to choose one of us to be your partner.
292
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No way!
293
00:15:25,390 --> 00:15:27,480
Just do it. Don't dawdle.
294
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:31,090
I refuse! I'm not leaving you here alone Shinobu!
295
00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:34,300
Well if you want to go together with her then...
296
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,090
you'll have to use that door instead.
297
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,170
I'm gonna mess you up good punk!
298
00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:52,920
C'mon what's wrong? Bring it!
299
00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:57,250
Don't hurt yourself. Just take the stairs.
300
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Yeah what she said.
301
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,120
We can just take this girl back for you instead.
302
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,440
Don't screw with me punk! We gonna throw hands or what?!
303
00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:08,900
Seriously?
304
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I have to.
305
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Because I get the feeling that
306
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:17,290
I really won't see you again if we split up here.
307
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I'm gonna send you flying!
308
00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:27,300
Here comes the pain punk!
309
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Bring it on!
310
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Take this!
311
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You little shit.
312
00:16:35,130 --> 00:16:36,850
Don't patronize me!
313
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Jab! Jab! Uppercut!
314
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And a straight to finish it!
315
00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:43,930
Inaba!
316
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,390
Oh? You want some more?
317
00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:52,230
But unless you find my weak spot
318
00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:54,030
I'm pretty much invincible!
319
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Inaba!
320
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You can't interfere!
321
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,790
Screw that! Let go of me!
322
00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:02,540
That's breaking the rules! It's cheating!
323
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,520
I'm okay Shinobu.
324
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,370
Please stand back so you don't get hurt.
325
00:17:07,370 --> 00:17:08,840
But...
326
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,710
I can hold my own. Watch.
327
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,260
Pesky little worm!
328
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:14,670
One two! One two!
329
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:16,380
Jab! Jab! Straight punch!
330
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,140
No! Please stop!
331
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:20,020
Playtime is over!
332
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:22,350
This uppercut will finish it!
333
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:26,770
No Inaba!
334
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:50,090
How did you figure out my weak point?!
335
00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:52,920
Inaba!
336
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,010
Speak to me!
337
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,580
Yeesh. What a pain.
338
00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:07,330
Whoa. He's a total mess.
339
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:10,170
Guess he's not picking that flower.
340
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,210
Where's the flower? Tell me right now.
341
00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:30,070
Just wait Inaba.
342
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,260
I'll take you there myself.
343
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,170
It's already wilted...
344
00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:00,230
It has to be blooming or he fails?
345
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,260
That's too cruel.
346
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:07,160
How can they do this?
347
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:12,240
So is there some kind of reason that he needs a partner for the test?
348
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,510
Yeah a huge reason.
349
00:19:13,510 --> 00:19:16,370
The fertilizer that's needed to make the flowers in the space-time forest grow
350
00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:18,260
is cheerful romance.
351
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:20,160
Cheerful romance?
352
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:20,920
That's what I said.
353
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,460
Which is why the test course itself
354
00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:27,890
is littered with various traps that are meant to tear a happy couple apart!
355
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,970
Darn. So the flower isn't blooming huh?
356
00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:35,860
It's too bad. You tried so hard.
357
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,760
That's okay. I don't mind.
358
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,840
The test was really just an excuse.
359
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,450
Cuz all I wanted was to spend time with you Shinobu.
360
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:48,840
Here. A gift.
361
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,740
I really appreciate what you did.
362
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,340
Thanks for coming along with little ol' me.
363
00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:06,080
Wh-What are you saying?
364
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,910
I'm the one who...
365
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,080
Um Shinobu?
366
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,270
Wh-Wh-What's gotten into you?
367
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:16,620
I'm just so happy.
368
00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:19,080
Truly happy.
369
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:49,930
It bloomed...
370
00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:51,710
Yeah!
371
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:05,880
So... is it all right if I come hang out with you again sometime?
372
00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:09,090
Sure. I'll be waiting.
373
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,100
A warm breeze blows as I catch my breath
374
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,730
It caresses the back of my neck and disappears
375
00:21:31,730 --> 00:21:34,560
Flower petals on the damp window
376
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,310
An umbrella wet with rain
377
00:21:37,310 --> 00:21:40,150
You pluck at a strand of fluttering hair
378
00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:42,940
And quickly vanish into the classroom
379
00:21:42,940 --> 00:21:46,730
A clock with frozen hands
380
00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:48,440
The sky after school ends
381
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I want to see your love I don't want words
382
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:54,830
Your eyes plead with me
383
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:59,650
But I can never give you the reply
384
00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:03,160
The flowers and cherry blossoms scatter in spring again
385
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,030
You stand inside a twinkling fissure
386
00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:08,780
With a little grin on your face that's beautiful
387
00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:10,880
But somehow scary
388
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,500
Pushed along by the wind I dance with you
389
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,380
Shall we walk to the moon and look at the town?
390
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,920
And then surely
391
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,750
And then surely
392
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,030
I'll come to forget
393
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,840
Even if I live forever that was my last love
394
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:34,330
You're still like a fake spring beyond the window even now
395
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:47,320
On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura!
396
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,960
Now I have no regrets for my youth!
397
00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:14,660
WOOSH!
398
00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:20,960
Flower Petals of Love and Courage
399
00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,940
STEAAAAAAMY
400
00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:37,490
SLIP
401
00:09:10,930 --> 00:09:12,860
GONG
402
00:09:54,530 --> 00:09:55,550
Heaven
403
00:09:54,530 --> 00:09:55,550
Hell
404
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,560
Give me a smooch
405
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,560
and I'll let her go
406
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,780
TICKLE
407
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:38,370
Weak Point
408
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:51,710
KERFLOMP...
409
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:49,520
Test Requirement:
410
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It must be blooming
411
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:49,520
or you fail
412
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:49,960
Lum's Wrath
413
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:49,960
Steal My Heart
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