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Um Big Brother?
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Actually...
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I only recently learned how to make tea so I'm not confident I can do it well.
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Don't worry. That's all right.
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Huh. Thinking about it...
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Asuka is like a beautiful dainty flower when she's just sitting like this.
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Okay. Then our date plan for today will mostly revolve around "sitting and staring".
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Uh...
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Here you are.
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Shucks!
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Your tea making skills are astounding!
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You've restored this cup perfectly.
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My darling has to be hiding among these guys.
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But it's going to take all day to check them out by one by one.
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New orders! New orders!
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The entire sunglasses squad is now on moat-cleaning duty.
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What?!
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I thought we were providing security for the Young Master's date today.
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Well it doesn't matter now. Orders are orders.
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Yep.
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It's so filthy.
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When did we clean it last?
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Yuck!
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Y-Young Master!
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What's going on?
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Young Master!
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What happened?
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Young Master!
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Young Master! Young Master!
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I can't understand what you mean!
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Explain yourself using real words dammit!
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Do you hear me?!
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My apologies. It's difficult to hear anything inside this costume.
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Young Master! The thing is...
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Man!
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Aw hell! At least tell me what happened first!
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I'm scared Big Brother!
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Please rest assured!
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Listen Miss Asuka! I promise to keep you safe.
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Okay?
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Oh Big Brother...
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Having him around really puts me at ease.
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Just look at that kind smile.
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You know I might be okay sticking with a Big Brother like him.
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Oh no! He's out cold!
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And his rib cage is totally shattered.
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This is nothing for our Young Master!
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It shouldn't take him more than hour to bounce back.
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But unfortunately until then...
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People puppetry!
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Come Miss Asuka! Let me take you on a tour of the gardens.
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Okay Big Brother!
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Wow that guy is really quick on his feet!
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Except his voice didn't sound very familiar...
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I couldn't stop myself from checking in on Asuka.
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And based on how comfortable she looks right now...
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this might be for the best.
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Yeah. This is how it should be.
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Because no matter how much she adores me I'm still her blood brother.
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We can't keep taking baths together and sleeping in the same bed.
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Oh my!
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Gross!
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You disgust me Master Tobimaro!
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Ryoko?! What are you doing here?!
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I live here.
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Was everything you just said true?
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About how you take baths together with Lady Asuka?
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Quiet!
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Don't say that out loud dummy!
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People will start thinking I'm some kind of perv—
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But you are a pervert!
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The very dictionary definition of a pervert!
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Is something the matter Miss Asuka?
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I must be hearing things.
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I could have sworn my brother Tobimaro was talking just now...
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Don't raise your voice!
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It'll be a disaster if they spot us!
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Yeesh where the heck is my darling?
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It's just your imagination.
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Come Miss Asuka. Let's keep moving.
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Okay.
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Miss Asuka.
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Big Brother.
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DARLING!
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Shh! Dummy!
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Eeek!
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Scary man!
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What happened to me?!
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Wow. You recovered quick.
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Moroboshi! What are you doing you bastard?!
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What was that?
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Oh Young Master!
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What are you guys doing?
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Why aren't you wearing your costumes?
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Well the moat was proving too hard to clean with them on...
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What?! I never ordered you to clean the moat!
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Huh?
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But that's what the sunglasses squad is doing right now...
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The entire squad?
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Oh crap!
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The moat stretches through the whole garden in every direction!
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Men!
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Uh oh. This is bad.
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More men!
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I'm scared.
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This place is crawling with men.
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I need to get out of here fast.
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But how am I going to manage that?
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My body is so badly paralyzed with fear that I can't move.
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I'll help you get out of here!
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Oh it's you. From the other day.
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I found the perfect thing for you!
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Just follow me!
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I appreciate your kindness.
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See? There it is.
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Wow!
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Now that looks durable!
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You can make your get away with this.
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Thank you!
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I can definitely put it to good use.
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Glad to hear it!
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I've never had the chance to use a tank before
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so I wasn't sure how to move...
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Huh?
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Ah! There she is!
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Miss Asuka!
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Get down!
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What's your problem?!
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Dumbass! Can't you see what's happening?!
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Oh.
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It's beyond rude to interrupt a lady when she's in the middle of getting changed.
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Indeed.
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The only thing we can do right now is...
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watch over her intimately.
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W-Well that's not what I was expecting.
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Her lovely figure has been totally ruined by that bulky armor.
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Yeah that wasn't worth watching.
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Thanks for your help.
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Now I have a solid set of armor to wear.
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Uh yeah that's great.
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Miss Asuka.
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Oh Big Brother!
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You have nothing to fear now that I've arrived.
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Okay? So just take that silly thing off.
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But I...
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I'm worried that I might get separated from you again.
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And I'll be too scared to move without this armor.
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It's going to be all right Miss Asuka.
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Of course! I'll make sure you're never left alon—
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Man!
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Hey wait!
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Where am I now?
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It's too quiet.
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But maybe that means I won't run into any men here.
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Who's there?!
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Have no fear.
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We are Kuroko servants.
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Kuroko servants? Is that so?
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Please come this way.
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We'll provide you a place to hide.
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Oh! How generous of you!
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We've brought Lady Asuka.
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Let her in.
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Oh my! Lady Asuka!
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What are you wearing?!
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Pardon me but who are you?
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You can consider me a friend.
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A friend?
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Oh! You poor thing.
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I'm afraid that you've been tricked.
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T-Tricked?
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Um what do you mean by that?
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Well it has to do with Shutaro Mendo.
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The truth is that...
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STOP! STOP! STOP!
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Big Brother!
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Ryoko! What nonsense are you trying to plant in Miss Asuka's head?
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As if you need to ask.
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I'm going to tell her the truth.
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Come here for a second.
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What for?
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Just do it.
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Seriously?
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What do you hope to accomplish by telling Miss Asuka that I'm not her real brother?
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Because trust me when I say it's not going to help her at all!
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Huh?
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Goodness!
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I had no idea you were gracing us with your presence today Master Moroboshi.
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Eeek!
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Man!
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Thank you.
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I was finally able to get loose because of tha—
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What's going on in here?
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Mother!
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Dearie me Asuka.
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What a quaint set of armor you have on.
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Thanks! I put a lot of effort into making it!
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Wipe that smile off your face missy.
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This is very upsetting.
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I came expecting to find you on a proper date
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but you're just up to your usual tricks. Unbelievable.
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W-Well I'm sorry Mother...
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Time for a change of plans.
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Change of plans?
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What do you mean?
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You there.
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Ataru Moroboshi at your service!
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As I understand it Asuka's fear of men all started
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when you assaulted her out of the blue Master Moroboshi.
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Uh that's news to me.
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So we'll fight fire with fire.
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Learning to deal with Master Moroboshi
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will leave her with nothing to fear from other men!
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Is that so?
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Well if you insist that's the best method...
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Then so be it! I'll do my part to help Miss Asuka!
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Uh darling? She's spitting in your face.
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No way! That's too risky!
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Setting her up on a date with Moroboshi is only going to end with
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Miss Asuka having a breakdown from overwhelming fear and disgust!
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Well that's just the nature of the beast.
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In the worst-case scenario
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I'll simply go down with Asuka under the ruins of this house!
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But this is my house...
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Okay. Come along Asuka.
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P-Please forgive me Mother.
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Are you refusing to listen to me?
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This is a line that I won't cross even if you order me to.
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And I'll defeat you if I must.
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You should probably make a run for it!
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Come on Asuka.
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I'm sorry!
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Whoa no way!
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Unbelievable!
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Her power and speed are even greater than Miss Asuka's!
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Who do you think I am?
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I raised Asuka myself.
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Don't do it.
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Asuka if you even try to shatter those chains...
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Bring in the hostage!
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Big Brother!
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Please no!
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Sorry but that's the deal Asuka.
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My life is in your hands now.
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If you make any attempts to run away they're going to kill me.
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No not my Big Brother!
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Forgive me Asuka.
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We have to put on this farce
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or you'll never try to seriously overcome your androphobia.
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This is what happens if you try to run.
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Hey! You just hit me with full force didn't you?!
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Do I look like the type to joke around?
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There's no way around it.
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We'll just have to bite the bullet and go on a da—
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Watch it Asuka. I warned you once.
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Oh no Big Brother!
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I don't know what to do!
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My body just reacts even if I don't want it to!
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He's not that scary if you can't see him.
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Y-Yeah. This is actually helping a little.
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Way to go Lum!
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I'll tag along and make sure my darling doesn't do anything weird.
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Gosh! You really are considerate!
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Okay then.
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Let's do this thing.
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Right...
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This is a bad idea!
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Common sense doesn't work with Moroboshi!
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It's impossible to know what he might pull in this situation!
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Life is all about trials.
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Tell me something Lum.
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How would you define the word "date"?
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When a boy and a girl hang out over drinks or something
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and get to know each other better!
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Exactly right!
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So go away.
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Not on your life.
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How is this supposed to be a date if Asuka and I are never by ourselves?!
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Well what kind of date are you planning?
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Here's an idea.
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First we do this.
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Then make sure you can't use your right hand either.
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And finally hide your face!
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That would help make sure you two
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have a decent date with no funny business right?
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Uh-huh.
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Wow. I have to hand it to Miss Lum.
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Not even Moroboshi can pull any of his usual stunts when he's like that.
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Hey Asuka!
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Yes?
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You cutie-pie!
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Whoa! He still found a way!
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Oh no watch out!
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There's a...
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building in the way.
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Stop right there Asuka.
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Keep running away and your precious big brother is...
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going to suffer.
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And suffer.
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And suffer some more.
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Do you understand?
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I'm warning you.
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Hello? Asuka?
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And you call yourself my mother?!
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Clippity-clop.
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How awful!
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Master Tobimaro will end up dead before long!
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We're finally by ourselves.
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But on the downside I still can't use my hands.
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Which means my lips are all I've got!
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Ugh. What am I supposed to do?
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My big brother is facing hell because of me!
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And I just keep running away!
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I'm so mad at myself.
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Why am I so pathetically weak?
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Why? Why?!
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WHY?!
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You have to fight your way out.
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Lady Ryoko?
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Lady Asuka.
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Please fight back and rescue Master Tobimaro.
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No way!
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I can't fight against my mother!
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She's impossible to beat!
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Okay then would you prefer to continue your date with Master Moroboshi?
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There's only one way out of this.
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She's right.
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And that's dating me baby!
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Running away won't work ya know!
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Lady Asuka! Have courage!
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Be brave!
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Brave?
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Oh! It's Miss Asuka!
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I can't escape from this hell unless I grab my big brother and run for it.
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She's out to kill.
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Rocket Punch!
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Cheeky little brat!
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Here I come again!
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Big Brother?
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What are you doing?
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Why did you stop me?!
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Come on that should be obvious!
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For shame Master Tobimaro! I cannot believe you!
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Lady Asuka was fighting with everything that she had to try and free you!
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Hold up Ryoko!
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Ryoko! You really need to stop interfering!
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Listen if we let Miss Asuka and Ton slip away from us now...
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...it would mean permitting them to get married!
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M-Married?!
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That's what I said!
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How the hell did the subject turn to marriage?!
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Master Tobimaro...
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How could you when you already have me?!
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You've got it wrong!
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Master Tobimaro! You're disgusting!
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Ton. Is what they just said true?
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I have no idea!
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This sucks!
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Just forget him. He's not worth it.
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You're not marrying your sister. I won't allow it.
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I'm heartbroken!
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Quit taking that idea seriously!
363
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What is everyone talking about?
364
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It's too difficult for me to follow.
365
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Let's use this chance to run away.
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Oh right.
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I have to escape.
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Farwell Mother.
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Asuka? What do you think you're doing?
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Get down here.
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I'm finished being your obedient little girl!
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Oh?
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Goodbye!
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Pardon.
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Will you do the honors?
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M-Mother?
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I dare you to say that again.
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But Mother...
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Go on do it.
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Say what you just said to me one more time!
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Um I...
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I beg your forgiveness!
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I promise not to be scared of men anymore!
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Eek!
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Scary man!
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Welp. That didn't work.
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After putting in all that effort
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Stay away!
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we're back to square one with nothing to show for it.
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Sigh.
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However could it truly be possible for someone to sacrifice so much
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and not gain anything at all?
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Big Brother...
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Enough! You depraved siblings!
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The answer to that question is yes
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How many times do I have to tell you
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which is very exasperating.
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to quit trying to get it on with your own sister before you stop?!
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It's not my fault I swear!
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What a headache.
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On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura!
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Fiancé my ass!
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A Stormy Date: Part 2
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WHAMO!
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CRACK
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SQUEEZE
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WIBBLE
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WOBBLE
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WIBBLE
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WOBBLE
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WHACK!
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WHACK!
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WHAMO!
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Overhead View
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Man
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Man
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Asuka
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Man
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Man
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SMOOSH
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STAAAAAAAAAARE
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WHAMO!
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RUB RUB
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WHAMO!
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WHAMO!
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CRACK!
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PLOP
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WHAMO!
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RUB RUB
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BIFF!
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SMACK
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STREEEEECH
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SIZZLE
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THWACK!
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POW!
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I'm sad
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Nagisa's Fiancé
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The Fairy's Parasol
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