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The Mizunokoji Family is in the midst of dealing with a problem.
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It's something...
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that everyone is loath to speak of.
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Milady!
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Please stop!
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Oh crap.
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Big Brother! Let me join you!
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What's wrong?
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It's such a risqué problem that it is beyond depiction.
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Oh my. Something must be wrong with the fountain.
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I'm afraid it's not the fountain.
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That was actually the sound of Master Tobimaro's nose bleeding.
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I believe he just expelled about 2/3rds of his blood.
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Oh dear.
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That's not good at all.
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Big Brother?
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What's the matter? Please snap out of it!
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Big Brother...?
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Oh no.
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Big Brother! You can't die on me!
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I don't want to lose you!
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Stay alive Big Brother! Don't die!
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Please Big Brother!
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Okay that's enough.
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You have to live!
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Come on now!
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Big Brother!
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Ton you dirty dog. This is deplorable.
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How could you lay your hands on your own sister?
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He can't hear you milady.
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He's out cold.
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Yikes.
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His entire ribcage has been shattered.
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I must say...
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any normal person would have died from this.
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Well this is embarrassing.
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Okay my work is done here.
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Thank you kindly Doctor.
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We'll move your car around front for you sir.
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Allow me to see you out.
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Asuka is becoming a real pain in the neck.
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I'm sorry about what happened earlier Big Brother.
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How long have you been there?!
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I was really scared when you started spraying all that blood.
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You must be in very poor health Big Brother.
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So I'll keep watch by sleeping next to you tonight!
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Enough Asuka! Just listen to me!
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Huh?
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You and I are siblings related by blood!
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I know that! Silly Big Brother!
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And blood siblings can't get married to each other.
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Of course!
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So like... that's why you gotta stop.
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We can't take baths together or sleep in the same bed okay?
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But why?
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Because you should only do that kinda stuff with a man you love!
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Well I love you Big Brother!
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Men frighten me too much.
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Oh come on! That's not what I mean!
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Dear me! What's the matter now Big Brother?
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I'm afraid I don't understand what you're trying to say.
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We must figure out how to solve this problem.
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Mother!
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Swing batter batter!
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Bring it on!
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Focus up!
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Foul!
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Huh?!
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How is that fair?
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What the hell even is that thing?
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That's the episode title dude!
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My goodness.
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How should I know!
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There's nothing but men...
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I'm so s-scared!
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Do you understand Asuka?
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An errand?
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Exactly.
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I need you to deliver this to Master Mendo at Tomobiki High School.
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And you must do it by yourself.
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It's too risky milady!
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You know that Lady Asuka has never
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set foot outside of this estate ever since she was born!
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On top of that
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there's no doubt a high school will be swarming with all sorts of young men.
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Yeek! Not men!
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Drastic times call for drastic measures.
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Listen to me Asuka.
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Men are nothing to fear.
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But...
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Being fixated on your big brother all the time
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will rob yourself of a future.
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You must try interacting with various men out in the real world.
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And with any luck...
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you might even meet the perfect man for you.
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Okay?
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I'm not so sure that a "perfect man" for me really exists.
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That's what he said. Can you believe it?
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Seriously? Yuck.
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Ah! I see some fellow girls.
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Excuse me. May I ask you a question?
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Do you know where Master Mendo is?
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Oh wait!
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What made them run away like that?
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Shoot! I was so happy to come across some fellow girls.
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You saw a weirdo?
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Yeah that way!
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You there!
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What do you think you're doing?
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Yeek!
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Scary men!
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I recognize that voice...
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It's Asuka!
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Men!
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Intruder on campus!
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Stay away!
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Don't let them escape!
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Stop!
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Catch them!
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Noooo!
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Noooo!
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Friggin' old man.
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Making me watch the stupid shop.
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Wh-Who the hell're you?
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Another man!
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Eeek! Scary man!
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What's her goddamn problem?!
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Get your ass back here!
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Anybody seen the weirdo in armor?!
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They're still somewhere on campus!
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That sounds like Miss Asuka.
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Oh no!
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Yeeek! Stay away!
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Hey! You got any friggin' idea what you've done?!
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You crash land into me destroy the store and worse yet...
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I apologize for destroying the store!
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So please stop chasing me!
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Ya dumbass! The REAL problem is what happened after that!
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Cuz I'm a...
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Man!
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Ryunosuke?
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I'm a WOMAN dammit!
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I know that. Ryu my sweet.
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Get your friggin' hands off!
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Eeek! Scary men!
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Miss Asuka! Please calm down!
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It's me! Mendo!
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Big Brother!
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Miss Asuka!
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Asuka baby!
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Listen here you!
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Eeeek! More men!
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Please Miss Asuka!
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Oh right! I can just go home after I give this to him!
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Big Brother! Catch!
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Okay Big Brother! It's all yours now!
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Goodbye!
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Is your little sister a cyborg or what?
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She's not actually my sister.
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But a lot happened and now she thinks I'm her older brother.
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What's this?
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Asuka's mother here.
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Hello. I'm sure there will have been
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a lot of chaos when this letter eventually reaches you.
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I decided to send my poor Asuka to your high school in spite of her androphobia
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out of motherly concern for her.
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Please find it in your heart to keep my daughter safe.
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I believe you are the only one who can help cure her.
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I see...
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Such a caring mother. Who knew she had such confidence in me?
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NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOU!
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Andro-friggin'-phobia?
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That's the last straw!
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I'm gonna catch that stupid girl and make her see that I'm a woman!
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Any sign of her?
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Seems like she passed by here.
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Where'd she disappear to?!
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I finished my errand
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but there are too many men for me to escape.
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Oh I know you...
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Shush.
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You can hide here for a while.
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I really appreciate your help.
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Oh? So she told you to interact with a bunch of guys?
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Yes.
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My mother said there was a chance
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I might come across the "perfect man" for me.
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But it's been nothing but a nightmare.
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I can't take it anymore.
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You're covered in sweat and breathing so heavily...
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No duh wearing armor under a kotatsu would overheat anybody.
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Listen. I'm not a...
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Eeeek! Man!
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Noooo!
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H-Hear me out dammit!
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I'm a WOMAN!
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You're lying!
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Dumbass! Can't you tell from how I look?!
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Stay away!
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Please don't treat me like an idiot.
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Even I know how to tell the difference between a man and a woman!
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You sure about that?
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Then keep those eyes open and take a good friggin' look!
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I'm a...
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Eeek! Men!
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Hey wait! Get back here!
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I told you to look! I'm totally a...
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Gosh he's trying so hard to show me something.
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What could it be? I have no idea.
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Take a good look at my chest!
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Miss Asuka!
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Asuka baby!
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Please save me Mother. Big Brother.
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Asuka.
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You mustn't run away Asuka.
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Hang tough Asuka.
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Mother! Big Brother!
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Men are nothing to fear.
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I'm always watching over you.
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Even as figments of my imagination they're still cheering me on.
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No we actually swung by to check on you.
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We were getting worried.
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Mother!
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Have you come across any men who left a good impression?
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Huh?
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Yes there was one.
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He was chasing after me so desperately.
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I got the feeling he was different from the rest somehow.
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Well this might be destiny at work!
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Destiny?
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Actually... he had an urgent look in his eyes
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as he tried to plead with me about something.
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And he mentioned "his chest".
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"Come and lay your head on my chest"!
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Huh?
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I'm sure that must have been what he was saying.
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This is your big chance Asuka!
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Y-You really think so?
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Which one is he?
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The one next to Big Brother Shutaro.
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Oh my!
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That is one fine young man.
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How do you feel about him?
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Do you feel like laying your head on his chest?
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To be honest...
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I'd prefer laying my head on your chest Big Brother.
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You better not be blushing while you say that.
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Come on! Get serious girl!
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I am being serious!
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Take a good look.
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This is what your brother's chest is like.
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He still hasn't fully recovered from being crushed by your hug.
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My big brother's chest...
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As far as I'm concerned the only chest that you should be trying to lay on
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is that one right there.
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Good luck Asuka!
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Miss Asuka!
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There you are!
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You better listen close this time!
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Are you really sure it's okay for me to lay on your chest?
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Uh sure whatever.
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Come on then!
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Here I go!
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I'm a WOMA—
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Ryu my sweet! Look out!
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Who the hell said anything about you laying on my chest dammit!
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Get off me jackass!
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I've had enough of you!
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Why do you keep running away?
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Please wait!
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Back off!
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But why?
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You're gonna kill me!
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All she could do before was run away
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I just want to lay my head on your chest!
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but now Asuka is mature enough to chase after her own gentleman.
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Yeah and that's the problem!
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Hold that thought.
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Master Mendo.
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That's a woman?!
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Not a fine young man?
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It's nothing to smile about ma'am!
283
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This is my surprised face.
284
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Here I go!
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I had no idea.
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Laying down on the chest of man...
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feels just like...
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floating on a cloud.
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Y-You're actually...!
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You finally figure it out?
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I can't believe it!
292
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After I thought I'd finally found the perfect man for me!
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Asuka.
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Listen that's actually a...
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I already know.
296
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This person is...
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actually my big brother!
298
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How the hell am I your big brother?!
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Well...
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because you've got the same chest.
301
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Huh?
302
00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:06,340
Oh my what a disaster.
303
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:10,930
Mother! Just how many big brothers do I have?!
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Friggin' hell! How badly did you raise this kid?!
305
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,040
What a waste of time.
306
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,250
Morning already huh?
307
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:39,460
That's weird. My right arm feels numb.
308
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:42,450
I must have practiced too hard yesterday.
309
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What do you think you're doing?!
310
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Everyone's gonna assume the worst again if they catch us together!
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Wake up!
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Oh Big Brother...
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Good morning.
314
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Ton...
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How dare you lure your own sister into bed you dirty dog!
316
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,340
It wasn't me! Asuka showed up uninvited!
317
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Huh? Mother?
318
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Gosh that's strange.
319
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I could have sworn that I went in Big Brother's room...
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Did I make a mistake because it was dark?
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I understand now.
322
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Asuka is the problem here.
323
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And it looks like she won't learn anything unless I teach her the hard way.
324
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I won't stand by and let you punish Asuka. Let me take her place!
325
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,390
That was already my plan.
326
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,660
Huh?
327
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,580
You want me to go on a date with Miss Asuka?
328
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Correct.
329
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Although Asuka suffers from androphobia
330
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you're the only man around that she doesn't seem to fear.
331
00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:52,630
So we have no choice but to ask you for help.
332
00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:54,280
All right.
333
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,590
Then I accept!
334
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Dammit Moroboshi!
335
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Quit showing up for no reason!
336
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He had a reason.
337
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,720
For you see Master Moroboshi was invited... by me.
338
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,210
This is my issue to deal with Ryoko!
339
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:09,970
Mind your own business!
340
00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:12,930
Involving my darling in this will only make things worse!
341
00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:15,090
Why're you here Lum? Nobody invited you.
342
00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:16,920
Like you're one to talk!
343
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:21,770
In the event that your date with Lady Asuka actually goes well...
344
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We move straight into the wedding phase!
345
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I can't stand the thought of losing my brother to another woman.
346
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,250
So I say...
347
00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:34,480
Noooooo!
348
00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:37,550
You knew I was going to do that didn't you?
349
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,560
I've already figured out all the typical moves you make.
350
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,630
What's so funny?
351
00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:45,770
I'm crying because I'm envious.
352
00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:48,460
It seems like all the other siblings out in the world
353
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,470
are bickering with each other like normal.
354
00:18:50,470 --> 00:18:54,530
Well the fighting between these two is more on the extreme end of things.
355
00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:56,300
Have no fear!
356
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,260
I swear to you that I will teach Miss Asuka
357
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,580
the thrills of true romance without fail!
358
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:03,790
What?!
359
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:06,450
You set her up on a date with Shu?!
360
00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:08,830
Oh my with Big Brother Mendo?
361
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:12,080
There's no way in hell I'm letting Shu get his mitts on Asuka!
362
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,990
It's better than her being stuck with
363
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a hopelessly barren future of loving her own brother!
364
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,030
Are we clear Asuka?
365
00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:21,410
You're going to the Mendo Estate next Sunday for a date.
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No ifs ands or buts.
367
00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:24,600
Okay Mother!
368
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,920
Good. Then it's time for bed.
369
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Well good night.
370
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:29,580
Huh?
371
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,040
SLEEP IN YOUR OWN ROOM!
372
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,000
She's such a handful...
373
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,070
Sunglasses squad! Suit up!
374
00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:41,840
Why do we gotta wear these costumes?
375
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,850
Apparently the lady the Young Master is dating today
376
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,540
has a strong aversion to men.
377
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:50,000
Lady Mizunokoji has arrived!
378
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Open the gate!
379
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,050
Welcome and thank you for coming!
380
00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:03,590
Of course.
381
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:08,100
I'm happy to say that Asuka has been very excited for your date today.
382
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:05,390
We've arrived milady.
383
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,670
No signs of fear.
384
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:11,220
Big Brother!
385
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Miss Asuka!
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00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,020
Big Brother!
387
00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:23,960
It's wonderful to see how attached she's grown to you.
388
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,490
Such monstrous strength.
389
00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:30,950
There's no doubt that my brother will end up dead
390
00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:32,620
from going on a date with her.
391
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:36,040
And if he's doomed to die at the hands of some hussy...
392
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:40,260
then it's better if I just kill him myself.
393
00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:43,590
W-W-Well then Miss Asuka. T-T-Time for our date.
394
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:48,180
The poor Mendo kid looks scared out of his pants.
395
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,250
I haven't seen her before.
396
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,640
Must be a newbie.
397
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,040
I know for a fact that my darling is hiding here somewhere.
398
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,650
I'm going to pin him down before he does anything crazy.
399
00:20:57,650 --> 00:20:59,840
P-P-P-P-Please come this way.
400
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,900
Okay!
401
00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:04,840
I'm counting on you Master Mendo.
402
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,980
Just you wait Asuka baby!
403
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,120
On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura!
404
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,880
We'll fight fire with fire.
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SPLOOOSH!
406
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CRACK
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SQUEEZE
408
00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:17,680
WHACK!
409
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Asuka Returns
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Asuka Returns
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LOOM...
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BADUUUMP!
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School Supplies
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WHAM
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WHAM
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CRASH!
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SMACK!
418
00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:14,370
KER-SNAP!
419
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,930
SMOOSH
420
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CRUSH!
421
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WHAP!
422
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BUHWAP!
423
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,570
BUHWAP!
424
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:28,200
BUHWAP!
425
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:28,820
BUHWAP!
426
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:29,450
BUHWAP!
427
00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:29,960
BUHWAP!
428
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:46,720
UWAAAAAAAAAAH!
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00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,600
CRACK
430
00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,600
SQUEEZE
431
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:02,500
GOOD MORNING
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WHACK
433
00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:38,660
A Stormy Date: Part 1
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FWOP!
435
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And so on the day of the date
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To be continued
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00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:50,880
A Stormy Date: Part 2
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