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It didn't work. I broke it again.
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Damn!
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G-Gotta keep trying...
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Who goes there?!
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What's going on? All this racket is obnoxious.
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Oh Lady Ryoko!
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We beg your pardon!
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Stand aside. I'm going to take a look.
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I'm afraid you can't!
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We were strictly told not to allow anyone inside
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while the Young Master is training!
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Those were his orders!
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Training?
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Brother?!
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What's the matter? Are you okay?
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Oh dear brother...
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You big dummy.
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Young Master!
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Hang in there!
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He's not moving.
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This is bad!
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Get the medics in here!
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Mendo's doing some kinda secret training?
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That explains why he's been missing from school the past few days.
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Yes.
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Lady Ryoko tried to ascertain what he was doing out of concern but...
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The Young Master passed out the instant he left the training room.
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Passed out?
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He must be doing some real hardcore training.
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I see.
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So that's why you were kind enough to come pay me a visit.
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Are you doing okay?
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Everybody's worried about you man.
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Yeah right.
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So this is how the rich eat!
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Pass the tartar sauce would ya?
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They look the exact opposite of worried.
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Don't be ridiculous! We heard it was so bad you passed out!
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What kind of training are you doing?
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I really wanted to avoid anyone finding out about it.
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But...
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it's been over ten days since I started
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and I have absolutely nothing to show for it.
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It's just making me frustrated for being so weak!
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Miss Lum!
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Jeez Miss Lum! Are you even listening?!
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Huh?
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You're the only person I'll share the truth with Miss Lum.
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This is my secret.
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Are those jars?
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For pickling something?
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No.
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This is the training I've been doing.
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Wah! It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
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Yeah it's not working.
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So you've been trying to cure your nyctophobia and claustrophobia?
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Yes.
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Sounds about effective as spitting in the wind.
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I had no idea it bothered you so much.
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Talk about pathetic.
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Phobias are serious business.
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You can't just get rid of them with silly crap like this dumbass.
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Looks like an octopus trap.
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Forget it.
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All of my good looks money and power feel pointless next to such a damning flaw.
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It's depressing.
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Turn that frown upside down!
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Yeah well I would have given up long ago
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if I was born a commoner with a dumb face like yours.
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Wah! It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
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Why not just visit your past
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and get rid of whatever caused the phobia in the first place?
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Wait that's actually possible?!
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It's easy-peasy!
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Say hello to my quasi-time machine!
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H-Hold up. Are you sure that thing's safe?
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Don't worry I fixed it after last time.
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I guess this is good enough for now...
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and off we go!
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Ow that hurt...
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What just happened?
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I'm totally soaked.
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We traveled back in time!
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And you couldn't find a better spot for us to land?!
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N-No way...
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I recognize that fountain from my memories.
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This is unbelievable.
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How could it be so easy to travel through time?
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Hooligans!
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Wh-What do you want?
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Is this clever little kid who I think he is...?
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Omigosh! He must be!
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His face looks way too mature for his age.
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It's Shutaro!
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Young Master!
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Oh crud! It's the sunglasses squad!
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What's troubling you?
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Young Master!
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These hooligans are trespassing! Capture them!
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Dammit how did we not notice?!
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Who are you people?!
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Are you joking? You know exactly who I am!
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We've never seen you before punk!
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How dumb can he be?
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Time to make a break for it.
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Let go of me!
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Kidnapper!
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Jeez this brat is the opposite of cute.
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How dare you!
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Really? I think he's plenty cute.
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I'll have you clobbered!
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Listen twerp. We came here to help you so...
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Silence you grubby commoner!
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Hey! What have you done?!
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Darn hooligans!
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Wow. He's not crying.
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Let me out of here!
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That means he doesn't have any phobias yet.
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I'm having you put to death!
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Hey!
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Don't be rough with him darling!
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You can't coddle brats like this or they grow up to be assholes.
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So I'm gonna straighten him out right now!
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Yo Mendo!
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Looks like you gave them the slip huh? Good job!
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Poor little guy.
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You must be so scared.
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It's okay. Come here.
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Shoo! Shoo!
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Who ever said I needed pity from the likes of you?! Dirtbag!
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Huh?!
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Right? He's such a little stinker!
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Don't hit him!
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Oh jeez.
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Cut it out already!
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Wipe those tears little guy.
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I'm going to keep you safe okay?
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Ah you're perfect! I choose you to be my wife!
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Gosh.
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I'm not sure how to feel about that...
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What did you just say?! You little wise-ass!
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Darling! I told you not to be rough with him!
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You're perfect! I choose you to be my wif—
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Why did you hit him that time?
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Huh?
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I said why'd you hit him?
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Huh?
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This is messed up.
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They're beating the crap out of a literal child.
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Don't cry. Toughen up.
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Hands off dirtbag!
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I don't take any pleasure in being coddled by men!
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You little shit! I'm a WOMAN!
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What do you think you're doing?!
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Friggin' hell! How'd you raise this kid to be such a little prick?!
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It's not like I'm the one who raised him!
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I'm just the adult who grew out of being this brat—
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Uh I mean this little fella!
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Whatever! Tell Ryu that you're sorry brat!
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Be gentle with him!
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Look out!
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How incredibly rude.
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No one bullies my dear brother and gets away with it.
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Is that Ryoko?
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Omigosh! She's adorable!
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Ryoko? I'm surprised you'd come to my rescue.
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Are you hurt?
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Here. Get back on your feet.
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I don't need your help!
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Just kidding.
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That was a fake arm?
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Guess she was always like that even as a kid.
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Ryoko. Pranks like that aren't very nice you know.
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Have we met somewhere before?
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It's me obviously! Can't you tell?!
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I just realized...!
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I have no idea who he is.
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It would be best to ignore him my lady.
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Hurry and call for backup already!
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What are you even here for?!
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Oh! That's right!
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I'm so glad you're okay Dear Brother!
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What was that for?!
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Oh my! Sorry about that.
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Come here.
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Heave-ho!
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Brother?
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What's making you look so red in the face?
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Unbelievable!
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Can't you tell the difference between me and an octopus?!
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I'm only kidding.
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So you came out here just pull pranks on me?!
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Not at all.
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I feared that you might have forgotten something important about today.
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Something important?
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It's time to take these little guys for their walk.
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You're in charge of looking after them today aren't you?
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Life's pretty tough for you too huh kid?
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It's all your fault hooligans! Take this!
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You little turd!
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Stupid brat!
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This is what I get for saving you?!
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Do you even realize who I am?!
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You're gonna pay for that punk!
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I'll make mincemeat out of you!
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Wait a second Mendo!
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Hurting your past self is a bad idea!
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Don't try and stop me!
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Yeah! We gotta cut this little shit down to size or he'll ruin society!
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What did you just say?!
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Brainless fools! You fell right into my trap!
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Ouch that smarts!
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Uh-oh...
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Now they're in trouble.
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Bury them!
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Yessir!
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W-W-W-Wait!
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That's not even going to be the worst of your problems.
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Darling...
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We can't go out there and risk getting captured too.
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Guess we just have to wait 'em out.
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Wah! It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
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It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
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H-Hey! What the hell is this?!
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You urchin!
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Nobody treats the future head of the Mendo family
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with such disrespect and gets away with it!
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What are you even talking about?
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You're the one who disrespected me!
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Eat this!
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Not bad.
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Try this on for size!
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Hey little fella. Let me help you out.
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Huh?! How did you get free?!
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Don't sweat the small stuff.
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Okay hooligan. You've got some redeeming qualities.
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Thanks!
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Seems to be a commotion over at the mansion today huh?
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I heard something about them catching trespassers.
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Trespassing on the Mendo estate? Talk about a dumb ide—
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Nobody's watching us right?
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Oh shucks.
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They're too big...
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And totally not comfortable.
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Stand over there.
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Now we've got the perfect disguises.
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I dunno about that.
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Yo!
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Keep up the good work.
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Where do you suppose those two are?
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Hey you three.
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Come with me. I've got a job for you.
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Whaddya think?
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Running away would make us look suspicious.
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Let's just follow him for now.
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Hit up the barber next time that you get a day off.
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Your hair's gotten too long.
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Yessir.
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Nice shooting sir.
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Moroboshi! Have some shame dammit!
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How can you roll over like a dog and switch sides like that?!
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Take a look sir. Doesn't he look goofy?
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What a dumb face!
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Enough already!
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Suck it up Mendo. This is part of my plan.
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Huh?!
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I'm just pretending to be on the brat's side.
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Then we'll find a chance to escape.
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So play along...
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because I have to gain his full trust!
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Sorry man! Forgive me!
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Yeah right! Like I'm just going to believe that crap!
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00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:32,560
Seriously? You still can't tell what my real intent is?
274
00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:36,420
Simon says look...
275
00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:37,850
over there!
276
00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:40,640
How about now? Did that convince you?
277
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:41,610
Don't hit him!
278
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,030
Where's the joker who hit me just now?!
279
00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:46,260
It was all him sir.
280
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,530
You jackass!
281
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:49,780
That's gonna cost you!
282
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,930
You urchin! Are you trying to ruin my good looks?!
283
00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,830
Ah Shutaro!
284
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:03,410
Having your share of fun again today I see!
285
00:15:03,410 --> 00:15:05,420
Father! Mother!
286
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:08,240
You came just in time to see me punish this hooligan!
287
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,770
Hooligan?
288
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,640
Let me see.
289
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,210
Oh?
290
00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:17,180
Do my eyes deceive me?
291
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,920
What does that mean?
292
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,020
Does he recognize me?
293
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,720
Are you the new tutor we hired?
294
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,340
No I'm your SON!
295
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:26,230
Huh?
296
00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:28,470
He has a son that old?
297
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,940
No way. A kid born out of wedlock?
298
00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:36,490
Yes milady. Of course.
299
00:15:36,490 --> 00:15:39,010
"I demand an explanation dearest!"
300
00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:41,940
...is what the matron of the house said.
301
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,450
It doesn't matter if I have a kid from the past.
302
00:15:45,450 --> 00:15:48,380
Because you're the only woman I need in my life now honey.
303
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,230
Please believe me.
304
00:15:57,460 --> 00:16:01,030
"Oh dearest my heart feels the same about you."
305
00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:05,400
I love you.
306
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,360
Pardon me Master.
307
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,010
The young ones are watching.
308
00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:13,720
Please take it to another room.
309
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,510
Oh! Good point.
310
00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:16,790
Let's do that.
311
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:18,790
Bye Shutaro.
312
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,890
Don't let your antics get too out of hand.
313
00:16:20,890 --> 00:16:22,130
Yessir!
314
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,840
Well hooligan.
315
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,270
Now the party really begins!
316
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,020
Young Master! The item you requested has just arrived!
317
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,310
No! Don't you dare!
318
00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:44,560
Do it!
319
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,300
Wah!
320
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,860
It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
321
00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:56,030
It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
322
00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:56,030
Stop! You're taking this too far!
323
00:16:59,490 --> 00:17:01,040
So much for being sneaky.
324
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,790
More hooligans!
325
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,370
Capture them!
326
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:12,010
Hey! Go and capture them!
327
00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:15,280
You're a dirty traitor!
328
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,260
Well duh.
329
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:24,600
It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
330
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,390
Look!
331
00:17:22,390 --> 00:17:24,600
Come any closer and I light it up!
332
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,690
Sure! Go for it kiddo!
333
00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:29,050
Are you nuts?!
334
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:30,650
Hurry and stop him!
335
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,110
Don't be naughty!
336
00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:36,440
Here. Just let me take that okay?
337
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,410
I'm scared!
338
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,040
How about that.
339
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,930
All the training I did actually paid off in the end.
340
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:09,940
Holy crap. Breaking all those jars while he was training...
341
00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:12,840
...ultimately gave him superhuman strength!
342
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,320
Yeah. That makes sense.
343
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,650
You jackasses.
344
00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:22,450
You're gonna pay dearly for teaming up to torture me like that.
345
00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:24,370
Take a chill pill Mendo!
346
00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:28,540
I'LL BEAT YOU TO A PULP!
347
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,190
Crap. Now what?
348
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:33,210
M-Make for that room over there!
349
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:46,020
You brainless fools.
350
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:51,570
There's no point trying to hide.
351
00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:57,170
I bet you're in here.
352
00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:02,870
Where are you?!
353
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:05,330
Maybe this one.
354
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:06,940
This is bad.
355
00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:09,380
He's totally gone off the deep end.
356
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:12,740
Over here sucker!
357
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:17,340
Woop!
358
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:18,550
Nice try!
359
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:29,080
Where are youuuuuu?
360
00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:43,200
Must be this one!
361
00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:48,790
Um Mendo?
362
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,450
You've done enough damage.
363
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,450
But I'm on the verge of finding them!
364
00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:54,170
It's time for us to go home.
365
00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:55,570
Please wait!
366
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:59,120
I'm just going to shatter every last one of these damn jars!
367
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,880
Take this!
368
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:22,970
He's awake!
369
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:24,280
Where am I?
370
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,440
We're back in the present.
371
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,540
Getting you here was a real pain in the ass.
372
00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:30,660
Wait does that mean...?
373
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:34,040
Wah! It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
374
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,950
Guess it didn't cure your phobias huh?
375
00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:39,240
No surprise there.
376
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,010
We didn't even have time to find out what caused them.
377
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,200
That really sucks.
378
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,520
I thought this was my chance...
379
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:50,580
Young Master!
380
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,680
Where are you Young Master?!
381
00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:55,940
I found him!
382
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,380
The Young Master is over here!
383
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,890
Poor kid. He's shaking like a leaf.
384
00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:05,950
He must have been really terrorized.
385
00:21:08,490 --> 00:21:11,630
Wah! It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
386
00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:14,950
It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared! It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
387
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,120
On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura.
388
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:49,920
I love you Big Brother!
389
00:01:22,310 --> 00:01:24,520
WHACK!
390
00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:33,980
Wretched
391
00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:33,980
Shutaro!!
392
00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,080
THWACK!
393
00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:51,010
WHAM
394
00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:51,010
WHAM
395
00:07:08,930 --> 00:07:10,970
YANK
396
00:07:10,970 --> 00:07:12,200
SMACK!
397
00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:23,310
POW
398
00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:48,140
POW
399
00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:43,950
KERSMACK!
400
00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:00,560
KAPOW!
401
00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:03,090
SHOVE
402
00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:41,080
KASPLOOOSH!
403
00:10:58,010 --> 00:10:59,420
SPLAT!
404
00:11:03,770 --> 00:11:05,560
SPLAT!
405
00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:30,270
KA-KLING!
406
00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:52,870
Meanwhile...
407
00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:16,180
PSHEEEEEW
408
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,560
Meanwhile...
409
00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:56,720
FWAP!
410
00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:08,340
YAAAAANK
411
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:25,840
POW
412
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,850
ZIP!
413
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:39,270
POW
414
00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:53,560
YAAAAANK
415
00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:30,940
WHISPER
416
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,090
WHAM!
417
00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:13,130
POW!
418
00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:09,940
BAM! BAM!
419
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:49,920
Asuka Returns
420
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:49,920
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