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Sounds like the oven is done!
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Eating these will...
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knock him dead for sure.
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And now they're perfect!
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Oh it's Ran!
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I'll sneak up and give her a little scare.
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Hey Ran! You dropped this.
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Ran?
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That's weird. Where'd she disappear to?
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This smells great!
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Well since she left it behind...
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I'll just eat it!
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Yum!
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Darling?
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You'll catch a cold sleeping on the ground like that.
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Time to wake up!
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Darling?
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D-Darling...?
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Darling!
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Darling...
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DARLIIIIIIIIING!
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Hey listen
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This is rough my heart got attached to yours and can't be separated
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Gazing into each other's eyes as we get tangled and untangled
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Until I make you mine
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Humans are so foolish
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Modeling things after fantasies
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Don't take it as being natural
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And love me
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You're longing for my presence huh?
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Just divulge your true feelings
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Because even if you hide them by acting cool
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They're clear as day
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You're fine as is
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You don't have to change
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I already know
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So don't act tough
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It's okay for you to show me just a little right?
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Oh come on now
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Even if I grumble about being lonely
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You just poke fun at me
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Why can't you actually pay proper attention to me?
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Hey listen
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This is rough my heart got attached to yours and can't be separated
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Gazing into each other's eyes as we get tangled and untangled
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I came to realize my feelings
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It's not enough I need more time with you
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I want us to live and laugh together
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Craving each other's attention and then losing it has made me understand
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This is my love!
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Has it reached you?
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Although I've been unable to put an arrow straight through your heart
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Isn't this awesome?
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What I want is to make you say that I'm unforgettable
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And I don't care how many years into the future I have to wait
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As long as I get to hear it
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Darling! Hang in there!
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I'm dying...
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What's causing this?!
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Poison!
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Can you cure him?
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Have no fear!
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All funeral preparations have been made!
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Darn Ran! How could she do this?
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Don't you have an antidote?!
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Currently out of order. Currently out of order.
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I know!
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I'll just find Ran and ask her how to make the antidote myself!
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Just you wait darling!
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I'll be back soon!
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What is that?
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This will let me keep track of my darling's vitals wherever I go!
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Ah so it's a pulse oximeter and EEG!
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Lum...
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Darling?!
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He's talking in his sleep.
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Really?
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Even in his sleep...
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he said my name...?
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Oh darling.
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Lum!
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I always knew that you cared for me deep down in your heart!
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Lum...
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Cherry! Keep a close eye on my darling for me!
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Shinobu...
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What the?
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Miss Benten...
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Lady Oyuki...
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Nurse Sakura...
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Kurama baby...
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Ryoko my sweet...
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Praise be.
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Ran you cutie...
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Ran's spaceship was totally deserted.
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But I know this is where she fed my darling that poison cake.
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Ah! It's a warp hole!
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She must've used that to run away!
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Phooey. I think I went the wrong way.
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Oh?
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Pardon mister! Could you help me?
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Whatcha need missy?
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Well I would like to get some directions.
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Sure thing. But in return...
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gimmie one of the goodies you've got in that basket okay?
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This?
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Yep.
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Hey mister!
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Have you seen a girl who looks like this pass through here?
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Not again! Ran you monster!
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It's hopeless...
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This forest is just too big for me to find her.
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She must be somewhere upstream!
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Hang tight darling!
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I'm almost done!
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I'll be back to save you soon!
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Darling...?
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Well Rei? Is it yummy?
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Mm-hmm.
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Hooray!
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My super scrumptious cakes worked!
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They knocked Rei dead and stole his heart!
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That sounds like...
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Lum!
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Wait Rei!
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Come back!
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Lum! Lum!
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LUM!
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Dammit! Today is the last friggin' day I need your crap!
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All your noisy bitchin' interrupted my good time with Rei!
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Why do you always have to be a thorn in my side?!
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What's the matter Lummy-poo?
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Oh Ran!
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It's awful! My darling is gone!
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Give him back to me!
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Wh-What are you talking about?
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My darling is dead!
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He's gone forever!
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Calm down Lummy-poo.
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There's no way that your darling would die.
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But he is! I saw it!
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There must be some kind of mistake.
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Come on. It's time to go home.
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We'll give you a ride.
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Damn! I feel like crap...
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And my stomach is still bloated as hell.
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Wh-What's the big idea?!
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Don't just barge into my room through the window with that giant freak dammit!
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Learn to use the door like regular people!
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And be more considerate when I'm under th—
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What's the matter?
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Oh thank heavens! What a relief!
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Hey Lum.
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Remember all that "give him back" stuff you were shouting at me earlier?
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Well ya better friggin' explain what's going on!
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What?!
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He ate one of my cakes off the ground?!
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Those are special cakes meant to be 100 times more filling than normal!
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Only Rei can manage to eat 'em!
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Friggin' hell!
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Did ya seriously interrupt my date with Rei just for this stupid crap?!
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I'm so sorry!
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Sorry dude! I had no idea those cakes were meant for you!
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Once upon a time
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there was a lone fox who fell in love with a human girl.
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But after pursing various lines of attack...
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Attack!
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The fox was unable to communicate his affections to her.
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And so
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the fox harvested the spring's first crop of horsetail shoots
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and cast a spell over them.
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Then on a hazy moonlit night...
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Knock knock.
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Oh my!
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The results were extraordinary!
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The young lady transformed into a beautiful fox.
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And the two foxes frolicked happily for the entire night.
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Although the effects of the spell only lasted for that one night...
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Oh my!
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...the fox was very happy with how it turned out.
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This legend has been passed down among foxes for generations.
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Oh hey! Ataru!
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The hell are you supposed to be?
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I'm Shinobu silly.
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I was out walking and got lost.
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Can you escort me home Ataru?
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Hey darling? I think this is the fox from that one time.
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Oh yeah! I remember him.
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I'm not a fox! I'm Shinobu!
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I'm Shinobu! I'm Shinobu! I'm Shinobu!
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Okay whatever you say.
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Let's get you home.
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I love that kind side of you Ataru.
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Go home Lum. It's too late for you to be out.
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Not on your life mister!
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It's the middle of the night.
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I know better than to let you visit Shinobu alone darling!
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Oh gosh but I'm already right here...
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You heard Shinobu.
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Don't give me that.
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Oh my gosh!
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I don't believe it!
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Shinobu!
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You came all the way here just to see me?
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You know it baby.
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Sorry that I had to trick you Ataru.
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But I'm not actually Shinobu.
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Wait he was supposed to be disguised as me?
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That's what he said.
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So what brings you here?
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What's wrong?
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Whoa!
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Why is there another me in here?!
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What are you trying to say now?
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The fox gave me a message to deliver!
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Oh? And who are you?
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I'm Lum obviously.
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Then who is this?
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I dunno.
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Let's just forget about all of that right now.
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So what is the message?
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The fox is upset about losing the horsetail shoots he brought.
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Horsetail shoots?
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He wants Shinobu to eat them!
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Why me?
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Let's go find them! Let's go find them!
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It's too late tonight. We'll look tomorrow.
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No we have to go now!
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It won't have any effect unless you eat it on a hazy moonlit night!
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"Effect"?
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Fess up twerp. What are you scheming?
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Wh-Who the heck are you?!
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It's suspicious how you keep dodging the question.
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Are you trying to poison her or what?
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Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh!
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You're wrong darling! You're wrong darling!
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Are you Lum now?
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Listen. Just be honest with us okay?
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Why does it have to be tonight?
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WHAT?!
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You're trying to turn Shinobu into a fox?! You little shit!
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Whoa there! Hold on!
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All right. Let's go looking for it together!
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Yip!
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You realize how dumb this is right?
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Whatever. I'd feel awful sending him back home without doing anything.
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But what happens if we actually find the horsetail shoots?
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That's easy. I'll just eat them.
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No way Shinobu!
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You can't abandon me and turn into a fox!
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Oh jeez. Cut it out Ataru.
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It's just a fairy tale anyways!
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But thanks for worrying about me.
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Well that should about do it.
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Hey kids. What are you up to?
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We tried but it's time to give up okay?
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Some stray dog probably ate them.
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Hey kids. What are you up to?
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Listen. Being stubborn is only gonna cause trouble for Shinobu ya know?
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Hey kids. What are you up to?
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Hey kids! What are you up to?!
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Just shaddup!
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It should be obvious that we're trying our best to ignore you dammit!
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Oh really?
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I've never heard of such a tale before.
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Apparently it's a legend that's been passed down among foxes.
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Cheer up little guy.
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You don't need to turn me into a fox.
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Because I'll play with you whenever you want. Okay?
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Isn't that enough?
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Yip...
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Here young fox. Have some of this. It will make you feel better.
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Don't! You'll end up six feet under!
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What's that supposed to mean?!
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Is it really that good?
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Eat up.
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I guess I'll have a little too.
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Same! It smells great!
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Mmm! This tastes amazing for something Cherry cooked up!
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What did you put in it?
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Well just some horsetail shoots that Kotatsu Cat found.
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Oh yeah? Talk about funny coincidences!
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Cherry! Gimme seconds!
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Sure thing.
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Hey! I want seconds too Cherry!
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Okay don't start bickering.
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There's plenty to go around.
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This is the best!
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It's yummy huh?
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Yip!
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The cherry blossoms dance in this town where thunder roars
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Hey hey when it comes to you
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I just love you so so much that I can't help it
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Seeing you watch the cherry blossoms suddenly fills me with sadness
294
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How many more chances will I have to say "I love you" and "I'm yours"?
295
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Hey how many times will I get to see the same spring as you?
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Please flowers please flowers don't fall yet
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Please spring don't end yet
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Even if it's just for a little while longer
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I want to be together with you no matter how selfish it is
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Please flowers please flowers don't fall yet
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Actually time should just freeze altogether
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But the sun goes down in spite of my wishes
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Blown along into tomorrow with the spring wind
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So I smile and say to you "let's come again next year"
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Where am I?!
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Howdy Teach!
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We 'preciate you makin' the long trip ta get here!
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Mr. Onsen! Now's the perfect time to get our home visit over with!
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My mom and dad have really been looking forward to it!
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Hey! Break out the super light shochu made fer Earthlings!
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Gosh I can't get over how luxurious this meal is!
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Yer darn tootin'! Nothin' says hospitality like good food!
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Time to dig in!
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Chowtime! Don't hold back Teach!
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What's the matter Mr. Onsen?
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I'm just so touched!
317
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This is the first time today
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that anybody's treated me like a real human being!
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Thank you!
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Thank you so much!
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Aw shucks Teach!
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Cheer yerself up with a drink!
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Sure!
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Today I got hit by crossfire in a family squabble!
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Beat up by a buncha thugs in sunglasses!
326
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Treated like some kinda creep!
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And tortured with tempura I never got to freakin' eat!
328
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All cuz of my damn good-for-nothing students!
329
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Well I'mma quit being a teacher!
330
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Screw 'em! My teachin' days are over!
331
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Ya know I haven't seen Onsen around anywhere lately.
332
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Do you think he's skipping school?
333
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I wouldn't put it past him.
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That lazy bum.
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Oh right...
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I did hear Mr. Onsen ranting about how he's gonna "quit being a teacher."
337
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And ya won't believe this next part!
338
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The wife goes and starts whackin' me with a broom!
339
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Yikes. That sounds rough...
340
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But ya know men shouldn't go bellyaching about stuff like that!
341
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You said it!
342
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Well I really should be on my way...
343
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Hold yer horses! Ya can afford ta stay a little longer!
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Ain't that right Teach?
345
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No actually I really need to get back to school...
346
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So like I was just sayin'!
347
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The wife goes and starts whackin' me with a broom of all things!
348
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Seriously I have to get back to school now...
349
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My pride as a husband was on the line let me tell ya!
350
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I have a class to teach...
351
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So whaddya think I did? Run away from home of course!
352
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PLEASE JUST LET ME GO BACK TO THE SCHOOL!
353
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On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura.
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Wah! It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
355
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SNIFF
356
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L♥vely Darling in Danger!!
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DING
358
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KERSMACK!
359
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Shinobu...
360
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Miss Benten...
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Lady Oyuki...
362
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Nurse Sakura...
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Kurama baby...
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Ryoko my sweet...
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Ran you cutie...
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Guide Shrub
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Guide Shrub
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CHOMP
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SWOOP!
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BUHMOOO!
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BUHMOOO!
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Explaining
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BOW
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CLENCH!
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ATTACK!
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PLUCK
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MUMBLE
378
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No regrets for our youth!
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Yiiiiiiiiiip...
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Foxes in the Moonlight
381
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Tomobiki Shopping District
382
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SCREEEECH!
383
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BOW-WOW!
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FLOP...
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GLARE
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HM?
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TAP TAP
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GLANCE
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POOF
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SHOOOOOOOOCK
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POOF
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POOF
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POOF
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SMUSH!
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SHOVE!
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SIP
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SLURP
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00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:40,870
SNARF
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00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:40,870
SLURP
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00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:47,160
JOOOOOOOOOOY
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SNARF
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00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,550
SLURP
403
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The Home Visit Blues:
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Mark Onsen Goes to Space
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WAHAHA!
406
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WHOA
407
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The Home Visit Blues
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~The End~
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Wretched Shutaro!!
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