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This is Tomobiki Town.
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Home to a boy born on Friday the 13th in one of the most unlucky years
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who is burdened by the extraordinary star of suffering...
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Ataru Moroboshi.
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Hah! What's any of that matter?
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And an invader from outer space
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the daughter of Oni demons who can channel electricity...
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Lum.
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Darling!
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Time for our date!
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After the two of them played a game of tag with the fate of the Earth at stake
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they entered into a goodwill marriage.
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As if! I never agreed to that!
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Darling! Where are you going?!
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And thus their endless game of tag continues on to this day.
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Praise be.
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The principal of Tomobiki High School is
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a very easygoing person.
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Which is why...
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Not you damn clowns again!
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Enough is enough!
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When are you going to learn to quit causing so much chaos?!
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Give me a break!
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It's like I've told you a million times before!
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I didn't do any...
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...you can't blame me for...
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...don't care if you're our teacher...
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...seriously trying to study...
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...dragged me into it!
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Dammit! Quit talking all at once!
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Yeesh.
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It doesn't matter what excuses you try to come up with.
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Oh come on!
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I said I wasn't even...
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...quit yelling when you don't...
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...if you're always so one-sided...
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...actually paying attention...
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...these jerks always drag me into it!
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I DON'T CARE!
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Now for your punishment.
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A month of bathroom cleaning duty?
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A proficiency test?
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Or maybe...
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a full-on suspension?
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Just calm down Mr. Onsen.
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Mr. Principal!
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Let me think.
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Whenever he happens across a situation like this...
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Cleaning the Principal's Office should be punishment enough!
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But sir! They deserve worse!
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...he impulsively offers a helping hand.
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It was the easygoing nature of the principal...
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which ultimately led to this very perplexing incident.
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What was that noise just now?
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Did I imagine it?
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Oh hey.
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Where did the principal go?
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Mr. Principal!
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Wh-What happened?!
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Mr. Principal! Mr. Principal!
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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
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Nee kiite
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Tsurainda mou kokoro ga mou tsunaide hanarerarenai
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Mitsumeatte mada karamette hodoke
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Itomeru made
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Ningen nante oroka ne
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Souzou de katadotte
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Touzen datte omowanai de
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Aishite ite
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Dandan koishiku naru ne
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Hontou no uchi o sarashite
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Kakkou tsukete kakushitatte
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Bareteru kara
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Sono manma de ii
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Kawannai de ii
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Mou shitteru shi
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Tsuyogannaide yo
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Sukoshi kurai misete mo ii janai
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Demo nanda kana
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Sabishii toka tsubuyaitatte
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Chakasundesho
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Nande motto chanto mitekurenai no kana
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Nee kiite
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Tsurainda mou kokoro ga mou tsunaide hanarerarenai
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Mitsumeatte mada karamette hodoke
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Kimochi ni kizuita
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Tarinai yo mou futari ga ii
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Waraiatte ikitai no
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Motomeatte mata ushinatte wakaru
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Kore ga watashi no ai da
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Todoita kana
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Uchinuku koto mo mama naranai keredomo
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Saikou janai?
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Kimi ni mo sa wasurerannaitte iwasetai no
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Sorega nannen saki no mirai demo ii no
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Kikeru no nara
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Will he be okay Nurse Sakura?
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Well there's no risk of death.
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He's merely been knocked out.
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What do you think you're doing jackass?
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Oh nothing.
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I didn't mean anything by it.
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This is serious so quit screwing around.
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She's right.
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So...
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which one of you did it?
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Because it sure sounds like you're trying to accuse one of us.
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That's exactly what I'm doing.
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How dare you slander us like that!
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Why would we even do it?
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Well there's no denying that we were the only ones in the room.
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And it's inevitable for someone to point the finger at Moroboshi.
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Here's an idea.
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You waited until the principal was distracted and...
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Mendo! How could you do something so awful?!
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Shut up!
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Don't start spreading baseless and stupid theories
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while trying to sell it with fake tears in your eyes!
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Interesting.
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So all of you had your backs to each other when the crime was committed huh?
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In other words there are no witnesses to back up your alibis.
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Yeah that about sums it up.
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Sure but none of us have a motive.
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The principal of Tomobiki High School.
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He always seems like such a friendly guy
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that it's hard to believe anyone would have reason to hate him.
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But at the same time
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I don't know him well enough to claim that he isn't two-faced.
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Two-faced?
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Don't doodle on him.
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There two faces.
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For example...
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Pardon me Lum.
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We need to have a little chat about Moroboshi.
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What about him?
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Whisper whisper whisper whisper...
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What? He's going to be expelled?!
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His grades are awful and his conduct is even worse.
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We can't have him around.
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Oh no...
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Let's make a deal.
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What are you doing?!
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It's easy. All you have to do is follow my orders.
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Okay? Sound good?
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And so running out of options Lum took action...
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Of course it's only a theory.
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Yeah and nothing more than that.
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What about if there was some kind of money trouble?
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Would that make sense?
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Good idea.
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What now?
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Listen Fujinami. This is only conjecture on my part.
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I'm not claiming it's what really happened.
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You friggin' shithead!
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You're in for a world of hurt this time old man!
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All I did was eat the fish off your dinner plate!
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That's no reason to get so upset!
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Screw you! I was saving it for last!
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Well that was stupid of you!
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Say what?!
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Yikes. I see that you've made another mess of the place.
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Ah! Mr. Principal!
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Well seeing as you still haven't paid us back for the repairs last time
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I'm afraid we might need you to vacate the premises...
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Hold on Mr. Principal!
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The seaside cafe season is over already!
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We'll be doomed to a life of homelessness if you kick us out of here now!
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C'mon old man.
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Don't cry.
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Just let me take care of it. Okay?
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And so Fujinami did it for the sake of her dad.
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Hold on a damn minute!
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I ain't trying to brag but...
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never in my life have I gone out of my way
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to do something nice for my shithead of a dad!
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L-Like I said earlier it's just conjecture...
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Ryunosuke!
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Forget it! Lying like that won't help you at all!
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I know you were only trying to help me
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but you shouldn't be committing such awful crimes!
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Goddammit! Where the hell you'd even come from?!
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I see how it is.
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You obviously don't think very much of me do ya?
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What she said.
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You have to consider every possible angle when investigating a crime
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no matter how unlikely!
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Fair enough.
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But let's not forget one of the important rules of detective work:
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The first person to report the crime is always a suspect.
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Wh-Why the hell would I do it?!
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You've always butted heads with the principal
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because he takes it too easy on the students.
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Nurse Sakura!
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Sounds like you had a motive.
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Hey!
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Let me guess the principal was too nice...
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and never suspected that you'd attack him.
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Which is why he never called out for our help.
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Oh! What was that noise just now?
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Ridiculous!
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The principal had already been attacked when I came in!
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You got a witness who can prove that?
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M-Maybe! Let's ask Kotatsu Cat!
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You should have seen everything from start to finish!
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Please say something!
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You really didn't do it?
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Of course not!
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Then are you confident enough to look at me straight in the eyes and say it?
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Well?
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He broke eye contact!
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That just makes him all the more suspicious.
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N-No! It wasn't me!
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Then what are you trembling for?
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Just fess up. You did it.
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No way! I did no such thing!
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Listen getting it off your chest will make you feel better.
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It's too late to talk your way out of this.
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Go on let's hear it.
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Don't make us squeeze you any harder.
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We know that you've got a reputation for bitching about the principal!
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People told us all about it!
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No!
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I've never said anything like that!
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You can't expect to keep playing dumb with us forever!
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I don't know what else to tell you!
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You're just making things worse for yourself!
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Give it up Onsen.
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One truth always prevails in the end.
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This pork culet bowl...
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is gonna be too cold to eat soon.
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C'mon this must be weighing hard on your conscience.
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Yer mom back home would hate to see her son like this.
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I...
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I...
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Are you back with us Mr. Principal?
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Do you feel okay?
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Where did my egg get off to?
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Huh? What egg?
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My boiled egg.
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I had just cracked it open.
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Seems like it got eaten.
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Well someone's a hungry kitty!
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Talk about easygoing.
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Darling! The mystery has been solved!
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Shhh!
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We're about to get a confession out of him.
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I...
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I...
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I'm...!
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I'm the one who did it!
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Hey Ran!
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Shhhhh.
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Hey Ran! Hey Ran!
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Hey Ran!
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Wow!
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Those are some pretty flowers!
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I know right?
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They're called "Vireya Gossipendrons."
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Why'd you have that bandage on your mouth?
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Oh you noticed?
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You have to cover your mouth if you're cultivating Vireya Gossipendrons!
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Huh?
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The thing is...
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although they look beautiful these flowers have a terrifying secret.
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Imagine that one day...
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I wet the bed! I'm Ten the bedwetter!
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...you said something like that.
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Then the wind picks up the flowers and spreads them all over the place.
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I'm Ten the bedwetter!
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Bedwetter!
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Ten! Ten!
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Bedwetter! Bedwetter!
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They propagate and spread whatever you said like gossip.
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That's one terrifying example!
276
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,380
So Ran...
277
00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:45,780
What inspired you to import these flowers from home?
278
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:47,590
Huh? Because they're super pretty!
279
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That's it?
280
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That's it!
281
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Shucks! What a relief!
282
00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:54,430
I was afraid that...
283
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:59,530
you were planning to use them to spread all sorts of awful rumors about me again!
284
00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:02,480
Heavens no! Don't be silly Lummy-poo.
285
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,890
That's actually a friggin' great idea!
286
00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:07,190
Whoa! Hold on!
287
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:12,550
When Lum was little she was a meanie who wet the bed and then pinn—
288
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,130
...pinned all the blame on me!
289
00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:17,660
Yeah well when Ran was in grade school
290
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she totally crushed our teacher's precious bonsai tree
291
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as revenge for getting scolded!
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Gimme a break.
293
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What're you bringing up an old story like for?
294
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Because now we're even.
295
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,830
Just think about it.
296
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If word of this spreads around then your cute and innocent reputation is doomed.
297
00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:41,470
Let's call a truce!
298
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Sounds good!
299
00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:46,440
Wow. These are flowers you don't see every day.
300
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Ah how elegantly they fly.
301
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"Just like flowers in a storm
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life is full of..."
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I wasn't done yet!
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We gotta hurry and get them back!
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This is a disaster!
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Bonsai meanie...
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Pinned the blame!
308
00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:10,700
Bonsai meanie...
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Pinned the blame!
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Dammit!
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I can't believe they're making me come to school on a Sunday
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to prepare for a stupid speech contest.
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They treat us class reps like slaves I swear!
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Ran was totally crushed!
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Ran got crushed?!
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Ran was totally crushed!
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Oh no Ran! Just hang on baby!
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I'm coming to save you!
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Revenge for... Lum!
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Aw jeez. These things are so obnoxious!
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Lum! Lum! Lum! Lum!
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Revenge for...
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Shinobu!
324
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Those flowers...
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Oh dear! You got some stuck on you too?
326
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They won't come off no matter what I do!
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Grade school grade school...
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Pinned the blame!
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Well shoot. She seems just fine.
330
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Ran! Ran!
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Lum! Lum!
332
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This sucks!
333
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,730
I can't show my face at school with these weird talking flowers stuck on me!
334
00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,990
Revenge revenge.
335
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Crushed.
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Revenge.
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That's how we do it!
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Crushed.
339
00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:32,550
They're late!
340
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Slackers the whole lot of them!
341
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I can't believe not even one student has shown up yet.
342
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:41,330
Gosh maybe asking them to come on Sunday was a bad idea.
343
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I can imagine that making the students pretty upset.
344
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:45,860
Good point.
345
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Especially considering it's the usual jokers...
346
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Teacher teacher teacher teacher.
347
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Where is that coming from?
348
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I don't know.
349
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Totally crushed for revenge.
350
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Teacher totally crushed for revenge.
351
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Totally crushed.
352
00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:05,910
Teacher totally crushed for revenge.
353
00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:10,510
Yeah picking Sunday was a really bad idea.
354
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,460
I get the helicopter we usually take to school is out for repairs.
355
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:18,560
But come on...
356
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,540
there must've been something a little better to ride than this!
357
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,520
I believe this has a certain charm that reflects well upon you sir.
358
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,480
A certain charm? Really?
359
00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:32,470
Why hello there Miss Shinobu!
360
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:34,070
Oh hey Mendo!
361
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This is unusual.
362
00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:36,090
Whoa nelly.
363
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:38,040
You're hardly ever late for school.
364
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,330
Well it's a little embarrassing.
365
00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:42,080
You see this morning I actually...
366
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:43,790
Wet the bed!
367
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,500
M-Mendo...
368
00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:51,910
Explain it one more time.
369
00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:53,800
Why were you late for school?
370
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,570
W-Well it's because I...
371
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:57,360
Wet the bed!
372
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,330
Wet the bed!
373
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,100
Wh-What the hell is this thing?!
374
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,670
Wet the bed!
375
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,520
No! It's not true Miss Shinobu!
376
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,920
Please calm down!
377
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,580
This flower just suddenly—
378
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Stop it!
379
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:10,070
I don't want to hear your excuses!
380
00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:11,720
Moroboshi did you...?
381
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,260
Wet the bed!
382
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,650
Quit repeating yourself dude.
383
00:18:14,650 --> 00:18:15,930
Don't give me that!
384
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You know it's the flower talking!
385
00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:18,700
You're not fooling anybody Mendo!
386
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:21,910
That flower isn't the problem right now.
387
00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,130
It's the fact you're a bedwetter!
388
00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:24,740
I AM NOT A BEDWETTER!
389
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:25,540
Wet the bed!
390
00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:27,750
NO I DIDN'T!
391
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,310
WET THE BED!
392
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,490
That sucks kid.
393
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,490
Goodness me.
394
00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:35,050
And at that age too...
395
00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:35,050
Wet the bed!
396
00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:44,130
I think we got enough of them back not to worry anymore!
397
00:18:44,130 --> 00:18:46,790
Thank heavens it didn't turn into a big fiasco.
398
00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:49,390
All's well that ends well!
399
00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:51,250
Hey! Open the gate!
400
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:54,480
You're the ones who made us come on a Sunday! So what the hell?!
401
00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:58,150
You punks won't get away with it!
402
00:18:58,150 --> 00:19:00,010
WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO!
403
00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:01,350
What are you talking about?!
404
00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:02,450
Teacher totally crushed for revenge.
405
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,450
Don't play dumb!
406
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:05,160
Are you telling us we came all the way to school for nothing?!
407
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,000
We're gonna get revenge by totally crushing you jerks flat!
408
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,080
Bring it on!
409
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,620
Listen to me!
410
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,370
WET THE BED!
411
00:19:13,370 --> 00:19:16,150
Yuck! Stay back you dirty bedwetter!
412
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,070
This is too much for me!
413
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,280
But I...
414
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,340
Wet the bed!
415
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:23,060
NOOOOOOOOOO!
416
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:39,690
Kaminari no naru kono machi mo sakura mau
417
00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:49,790
Nee nee atashi kimi no koto
418
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:53,580
Suki de suki sugite shouganakute
419
00:19:53,580 --> 00:20:00,300
Hana o mitsumeru yokogao ni futo samishiku natteiku
420
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:07,810
"Aishiteru" mo "Daisuki" mo ato nankai darou
421
00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:14,330
Nee mata nando kimi to onaji haru o mirareru no kana
422
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,460
Hana yo hana yo mada chiranaide
423
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:21,960
Kono haru yo mada owaranaide
424
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:25,630
Sukoshi demo nagaku atashi kimi to
425
00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:29,250
Wagamama demo issho ni itai yo
426
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:32,750
Hana yo hana yo mada chiranaide
427
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:36,330
Isso jikan goto tomatte shimae
428
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:39,920
Nante negattemo hi wa kureru
429
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:44,010
Hanafuu ni fukare asu e yuku
430
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:50,840
"Rainen mo mata koyou ne" sou itte kimi ni waraikaketa
431
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,900
I'm dog-tired...
432
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,370
and hungry as heck...
433
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:13,950
But I have to keep moving...
434
00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:19,840
Hello is anybody ho—
435
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,630
What are gonna do?!
436
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:27,300
All this nice and crispy tempura that we made is gonna go cold at this rate!
437
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:28,580
That would be a shame.
438
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:31,270
I guess you and I will just have to eat it all.
439
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,270
Mr. Onsen sure is late.
440
00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:32,580
That's insane!
441
00:21:31,270 --> 00:21:34,200
And after we made all this extra food...
442
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:35,210
You know we're not young enough to stomach that much oily food!
443
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:37,420
Then let's go sell them around town.
444
00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:38,470
I can't take it anymore! Let's eat!
445
00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:39,860
It's just about dinnertime anyways.
446
00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:39,860
Okay.
447
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:43,550
What? But selling tempura door-to-door is unheard of!
448
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:45,170
Is that... tempura I smell...?
449
00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:46,010
Then we'll just have to be the pioneers of it!
450
00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:47,870
Don't worry it's all going to work out.
451
00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:47,870
I'm so hungry...
452
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,730
After all with our powers combined
453
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:51,830
H-Hello is anybody home...?
454
00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:53,160
we've made the world's best tempura!
455
00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:54,660
Huh? Did you hear a voice outside?
456
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:56,480
Hello is anyone home?
457
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:56,480
Isn't it just the TV?
458
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,310
Can I interest you in some delicious tempura?
459
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:01,480
Hello is anyone home?
460
00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:01,990
Hello is anyone home...?
461
00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:04,460
There's still tempura left over.
462
00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:07,110
We can't let it go to waste so eat on up.
463
00:22:09,930 --> 00:22:11,970
Phew! I'm stuffed!
464
00:22:11,970 --> 00:22:15,420
Your teacher could have at least called if he wasn't able to make it.
465
00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:17,700
Told ya he was an irresponsible jerk.
466
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,780
Stupid home visits...
467
00:22:23,780 --> 00:22:26,820
I regret ever coming up with them...
468
00:22:31,990 --> 00:22:33,190
Huh?!
469
00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:47,320
On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura!
470
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,840
I'm not a fox I'm Shinobu!
471
00:00:04,010 --> 00:00:06,440
Tomobiki Town
472
00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:51,150
The principal of
473
00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:51,150
Tomobiki High School is
474
00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:55,190
a very easygoing person.
475
00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:55,190
Principal
476
00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:55,190
Not the Principal
477
00:00:55,190 --> 00:00:58,160
Which is why...
478
00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:01,080
Class 2-4
479
00:01:11,510 --> 00:01:13,460
Blah
480
00:01:11,510 --> 00:01:13,460
Blah
481
00:01:11,510 --> 00:01:13,460
Blah
482
00:01:11,510 --> 00:01:13,460
Blah
483
00:01:11,510 --> 00:01:13,460
Blah
484
00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:24,420
Huuuuuuuuush
485
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Blah
486
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Blah
487
00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:40,040
Blah
488
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Blah
489
00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:40,040
Blah
490
00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:03,580
Whenever he happens across
491
00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:03,580
a situation like this...
492
00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:12,030
...he impulsively offers
493
00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:12,030
a helping hand.
494
00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:17,650
It was the easygoing
495
00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:17,650
nature of the principal...
496
00:02:27,030 --> 00:02:31,500
which ultimately led to
497
00:02:27,030 --> 00:02:31,500
this very perplexing incident.
498
00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,210
Principal's Office
499
00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:14,960
The Case of the Battered Principal
500
00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:49,310
Principal's Office
501
00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:48,030
KASPLOOOSH!
502
00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:48,030
KASPLOOOSH!
503
00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:29,950
SCRIBBLE
504
00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,200
WHISPER
505
00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:35,020
School Supplies
506
00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,260
WAIL
507
00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,600
BLUBBER
508
00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,600
SOB
509
00:08:34,970 --> 00:08:35,550
SWOOP
510
00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:45,190
POW!
511
00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:29,060
WHACK!
512
00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:33,700
Principal's Office
513
00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:12,960
TREMBLE
514
00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:27,100
Case Closed
515
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,350
PLONK
516
00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:14,120
SWHOOP
517
00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:23,170
PLONK
518
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:57,750
SMACK!
519
00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:12,220
The Secret Flower Garden
520
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,680
RUSH
521
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,000
WOOSH
522
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,840
YEEEEEK!
523
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,410
WET THE BED!
524
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:35,050
CHATTER
525
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:35,050
CHATTER
526
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:05,160
TEACHER
527
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:05,160
TOTALLY CRUSHED
528
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:05,160
FOR REVENGE
529
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,110
WET THE BED!
530
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,710
CHATTER
531
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,710
CHATTER
532
00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:01,800
The Home Visit Blues:
533
00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:01,800
Hellish Moroboshi Edition
534
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:35,670
GROOOWL...
535
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,620
GROOOOWL...
536
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,050
To be continued in the
537
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,050
"Mark Onsen Goes to Space"
538
00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:49,840
L♥vely Darling in Danger!!
539
00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:49,840
Foxes in the Moonlight
540
00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:49,840
The Home Visit Blues:
541
00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:49,840
Mark Onsen Goes to Space
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