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Hold on!
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Where are you going?
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We're going to create a new door!
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But why do that?
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Remember that future from earlier? You didn't like it right?
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Huh?
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Hey!
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We can change the future right?
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The future isn't limited to just one!
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Why didn't you say that earlier?!
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That means one of these must lead to my dream future!
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There has to be a future where I get married to my darling!
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I'm gonna check it out.
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Me too!
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Hey wait!
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Jeez they're such busybodies...
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Get your ass back here!
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When we tell you to stop we friggin' mean it!
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Jeez what a goddamn pain!
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Hey Ataru! We've captured Lum!
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Good job boys.
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D-Darling...
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Alright Lum. Fork that over right now!
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Forget it. This is the last seed of rice left in the entire world.
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I can't let you have it!
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Just do what he tells you Lum!
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No way!
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Too bad because you don't have a choice.
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Take her away!
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Yessir!
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Not on my watch!
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That sounded like...
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Leap!
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Blargh!
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Mendo!
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I'm here to put a stop to you Moroboshi.
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You just never stop getting in my damn way do you?
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Well that ends toda—
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Hey I was still in the middle of my... speech...
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This future is bonkers.
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What on Earth happened to cause all this?
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Let's go to the next one!
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Nee kiite
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Tsurainda mou kokoro ga mou tsunaide hanarerarenai
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Mitsumeatte mada karamette hodoke
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Itomeru made
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Ningen nante oroka ne
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Souzou de katadotte
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Touzen datte omowanai de
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Aishite ite
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Dandan koishiku naru ne
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Hontou no uchi o sarashite
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Kakkou tsukete kakushitatte
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Bareteru kara
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Sono manma de ii
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Kawannai de ii
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Mou shitteru shi
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Tsuyogannaide yo
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Sukoshi kurai misete mo ii janai
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Demo nanda kana
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Sabishii toka tsubuyaitatte
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Chakasundesho
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Nande motto chanto mitekurenai no kana
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Nee kiite
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Tsurainda mou kokoro ga mou tsunaide hanarerarenai
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Mitsumeatte mada karamette hodoke
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Kimochi ni kizuita
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Tarinai yo mou futari ga ii
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Waraiatte ikitai no
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Motomeatte mata ushinatte wakaru
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Kore ga watashi no ai da
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Todoita kana
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Uchinuku koto mo mama naranai keredomo
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Saikou janai?
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Kimi ni mo sa wasurerannaitte iwasetai no
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Sorega nannen saki no mirai demo ii no
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Kikeru no nara
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You guys seem pretty exhausted.
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Yeah cuz we are.
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Looking through all these lousy futures one by one really takes a toll...
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Darling. Care to explain yourself?
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Whaddya mean?
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There's no future where you and I have gotten married!
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And I want to hear the reason why darn it!
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THE HELL IF I KNOW!
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Gimme a break.
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I'm suffering from this just as much as you.
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Pssh only because you never found
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a stupid future where you're the king of your own harem.
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Dammit! That's not fair!
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I actually have dreams for a way more humble future than that ya know!
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Like living out my days in a dirt cheap one-room apartment together with you...
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Huh?
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And Shinobu...
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And Sakura...
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And Ran and Ryu and Ryoko
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and Miss Benten and Lady Oyuki...
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That's the kind of modest life I want!
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WHAT PART OF THAT IS MODEST?!
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Just calm down.
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Now that we're all on the same page...
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We're not even on the same book!
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Okay relax.
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There's a peaceful solution to this.
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Where are we?
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This is the Fortune Factory.
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You simply envision the future that you want...
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Then attach the knob to a door and your ideal future is ready to go!
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Wow!
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Harem baby! Harem!
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Married life with my darling!
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My ideal future?
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Hmm what should it be like?
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That's as far as you go normies!
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Manufacturing potential futures is our job!
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Meddlers like you are not welcome!
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You won't get away with—
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Come on let's go.
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Hey! Learn some manners and let me finish speaking!
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We're back here again?
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No it's somewhere different.
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Take a good look at the doors.
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None of them have knobs...
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Okay let's attach these new ones.
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I was in a rush when I made mine.
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I hope it turned out okay.
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It'll be fine! Harem time harem time!
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Not so fast!
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Inaba!
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Yes! Plunge into the abyss!
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That's far enough. Hand over your knob nice and...
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Shove off! You annoying jerks!
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I have to go save him!
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Well playtime is over.
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Just give us the knobs.
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Yeah right. This isn't over by a long shot.
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So who wants to get toasted to a crisp first?
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Whisper whisper whisper...
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Sorry we've made a big mistake.
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Huh?
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The future is clearly something that
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you people should be able to create for yourselves.
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So we'll just be going now...
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Those guys were pretty quick to change their tune.
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Bet you didn't see this coming!
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No! They ruined my future!
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Don't worry Lum.
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Cuz the future that I wanted is still safe and sound!
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You think I give a crap about the safety of your stupid harem future?!
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Get back here!
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Darling! Where'd you go?!
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The best future ever is about to be reality.
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Where am I?
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Whoa! It's my harem!
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Except...
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What's with this tiny apartment?
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Dear husband would you at least consider
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upgrading to a bigger apartment with more space?
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Hey make room!
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Dammit this place is so cramped!
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My harem is literally bursting at the seams.
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Forgive me fair maidens.
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This is the best that I can manage with my current finances.
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Yeah that makes sense.
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There's nothing funny about this.
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Oh lookie here.
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Come on don't get upset.
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I see Miss Benten and Lady Oyuki.
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All the fuss is just making it hotter in here.
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And there's Ran...
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Hold up. Someone's missing.
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Where's Lum?
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Lum woke up early and got out of here.
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Ow!
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It's actually a good thing that one of us left huh?
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Since this place is so small.
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Oh my.
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What seems to be the matter dear husband?
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I'm gonna take a walk.
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Stupid friggin' Lum.
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Why's she gotta have a stick up her butt over my harem?
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I mean sure I did pawn off everything that Lum owned
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to earn enough money to establish my harem.
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But that wasn't even enough
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so I was making her go work part-time every day...
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And since the apartment is too small I had to put her bed up on the roof...
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But like... but like...
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How could she leave me over that?!
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ANY GIRL WOULD DITCH YOUR ASS OVER THAT FOOL!
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I can't believe it.
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My moronic future self couldn't find any other way to make a harem?
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Screw that!
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Having my own harem is pointless if Lum isn't part of it...
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But come on this is Lum we're talking about.
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Didn't she fall for me despite knowing that I would cheat on her?
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So what's the big deal about a harem?!
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STUPID LUM!
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Who're you calling stupid?
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Huh?!
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Go on. Who did you just say was stupid?
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Lum...
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Your damn guttermind is to blame darling.
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It's the whole reason that...
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WE CAN'T GET MARRIED IN THE FUTURE!
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Aw man. Is there really no chance of Lum and I getting hitched?
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Hang in there Inaba!
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I don't see them anywhere.
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That damned Inaba. Where'd he get off to?
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He's in for some severe punishment after we find him.
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Severe punishment?
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I have to hurry and find someplace safe to hide him.
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Oh hey! Maybe in that future I made...
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Any luck over there?
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Nothing.
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Get back here darling!
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Darn it!
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Just take your lumps!
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S-S-Stop it!
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Have some respect you're on holy ground!
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Holy my butt!
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C-Curse you...
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Now you've really made us mad!
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We honestly didn't want to make the situation any more violent than it had to be!
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But now we're down to our last resort!
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It's too late to start begging for forgiveness!
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We mean business!
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Are you scared pitiful fools?!
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Hey! Did you hear us?!
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Hold on! Darn it!
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Who are you guys even talking to?!
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Are you feeling okay?
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Where are we?
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This is my futur—
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Good morning Nurse Sakura!
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Ah Shinobu! Heading to work?
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Gosh Nurse Sakura! You look as young as ever!
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I could say the same to you.
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Good morning!
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Ugh! Obnoxious clown!
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You're old enough now to know better dammit!
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Pathetic.
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Moroboshi hasn't matured at all has he?
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Oh! Hello there Mendo.
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You're one to talk!
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Fathead!
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So without further ado let's get married Shinobu!
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Don't you "without further ado" me!
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Darling!
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Enough stalling! Just marry me already!
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Damn you Moroboshi!
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Oh jeez you guys need to get it together!
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Act like adults!
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Huh. So is this what your ideal future looks like?
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Not exactly. It's just...
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I thought it would be nice if everybody could stay the same as they are now.
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Or at least that was the idea.
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But I was sorely mistaken.
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Uh... is this the kind of stuff you guys usually do?
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Yep.
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Ya know it looks like fun!
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Fun really?
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You are marrying me and that's FINAL mister!
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Moroboshi you bastard!
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You guys are going to be late!
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Yeah.
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You might be right.
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This is ALL your fault darling!
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I don't see how blaming ME does any good!
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Yeah well you don't have any desire to get married to me do you?!
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Listen here! It's only because I hate putting up with your attitude!
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So you're gonna pin the blame on me?
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Fine then.
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Since you're too thickheaded to change your ways
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it just means...
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we'll never actually be man and wife... ever...
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Hey you two!
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I'm talking to you!
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DUMB DARLING!
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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
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What now?
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Wh-Why you little...
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annoying brats!
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Oh just shut up!
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We're in the middle of something here!
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You better think twice about giving us sass!
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Who cares if you've caught a little glimpse of the future!
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It doesn't make you any better than us!
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We never thought that we were!
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Your futures are doomed now!
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Take this!
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What's happening?
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Oh no they couldn't have!
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Any future that falls down into the abyss can never be used again!
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We'll remake everything from scratch you'll see!
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What are you acting all high and mighty for?!
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Go for it! We'd feel better knowing these shitty futures are gone!
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Darling!
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Ouch...
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Are you sure you won't regret going through with this?!
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There's still time to change your mind!
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Please reconsider!
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What're you so embarrassed about darling?
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Dummy. Quit clinging to me so tight.
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Moroboshi you jackass!
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Miss Lum! You mustn't rush into marriage!
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Sh-Shucks.
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There really was a decent future... where we got married after all...
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Awesome.
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Just look at her.
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Crying tears of joy.
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Oh crap! This is bad!
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Owies...
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Quit falling down!
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Oh darling...
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He's actually trying to protect our future!
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Darling!
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Hurry! You have to escape!
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Not so fast!
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Come on Inaba! We have to run for it!
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Just forget that knob!
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I can't. Not after I saw you having such a good time in that future.
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Stop right there!
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We're gonna make you work here until you drop dead!
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Run for it everyone!
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What's up there?
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It's the original door that you all came through!
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Hold it!
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Hey Shinobu?
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Please don't forget me.
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Huh?
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This looks familiar...
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It's my house.
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Wait darn you!
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Goodbye!
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Don't be ridiculous! You have to run away with us!
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You're gonna pay dearly for this Inaba!
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Come face your severe punishment!
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Please Inaba!
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I have to stay on this side to tear down the door
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and cut off entry to your world.
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Wait! You can't!
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We have no idea what horrors you'll suffer after they catch you!
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If the day comes when we meet again...
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I hope that you'll go out for a drink with me.
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Inaba!
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Inaba...
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He took the fall for us...
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So...
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What was your "severe punishment"?
350
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They're forcing me to remake all of those different futures by myself!
351
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And so now my schedule is a little busier than it was before.
352
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Just a little?
353
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I'm really glad we were able to go out for a drink Shinobu!
354
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I bawled my eyes out last night for nothing.
355
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Are you upset?
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Not at all.
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Kaminari no naru kono machi mo sakura mau
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Nee nee atashi kimi no koto
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Suki de suki sugite shouganakute
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Hana o mitsumeru yokogao ni futo samishiku natteiku
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"Aishiteru" mo "Daisuki" mo ato nankai darou
362
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Nee mata nando kimi to onaji haru o mirareru no kana
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Hana yo hana yo mada chiranaide
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Kono haru yo mada owaranaide
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Sukoshi demo nagaku atashi kimi to
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Wagamama demo issho ni itai yo
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Hana yo hana yo mada chiranaide
368
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Isso jikan goto tomatte shimae
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Nante negattemo hi wa kureru
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Hanafuu ni fukare asu e yuku
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"Rainen mo mata koyou ne" sou itte kimi ni waraikaketa
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The next visit on my schedule is with Shinobu Miyake's folks.
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Well she's actually a straight-A student.
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So visiting her will be like stopping at an oasis in the desert.
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Christ I'm tired.
376
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I really need this chance to sit down and recover.
377
00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:24,720
Otherwise I'll fall to pieces.
378
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Coming!
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Mr. Onsen?!
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Oh right. Home visits are today.
381
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I'm gonna need you to... open the door for me okay?
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Yikes.
383
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Your face is really freaking me out.
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It's been a long day ya see.
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Why are you panting so heavily?
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Well like I said it's been a long day...
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I'm sorry but both my parents have been away since last night.
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Huh?!
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I mean this is what happens when
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you surprise us with home visits first thing in the morning.
391
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Fair enough but could I at least get a glass of water from you?
392
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Come on. I need you to open the door.
393
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Please don't try and force your way in!
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Oh gosh. That's not what I'm trying to do!
395
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I'm just... really close to hitting my limit...
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C'mon Miyake! Open up!
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Miyake! Miyake! Miyake!
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So damn annoying.
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Miyake! Miyake!
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Miyakeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
401
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What's the big idea trying to barge into my house when I'm all alone?!
402
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You... SICK FREAK!
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On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura.
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Tomobiki Shopping District
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Open the Door
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Part 2
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Cool Down
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WHAM!
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SHOCK
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THWACK!
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SHUDDER
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POW!
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BASH!
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KAWHACK!
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SMOOSH!
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The Next Day
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The Home Visit Blues:
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Prohibitive Miyake Edition
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Miyake
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To be continued in the
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"Hellish Moroboshi Edition"
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Haunted Mendo
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00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:50,060
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